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Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) Archived

Skeleton Island 3: Quattro's C(...) 09/04/23(Mon)02:51:04 No.5753964

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Skeleton Island 3: Quattro's Counterattack, part 6 Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)02:51:04 No.5753964 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

But soon you will have your revenge! For now you have convinced everyone to join your Skeleton Fight tournament on the moon. With everyone being distracted by said tourney, you now travel the world to hidden temples in order to gain the ingredients to make the Ultimate Drink, something that'd massively boost your power in order to defeat your sister, Shotasniffer!

Currently you're disguised as Quattrois De Pettoix, sneaking into a billionaire's mansion during a party to steal the next bit you need, the Ultimate Shaker.

Anonymous (ID: l+gYXPmr)
09/04/23(Mon)03:00:37 No.5753971

Anonymous (ID: l+gYXPmr) 09/04/23(Mon)03:00:37 No.5753971

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5753964

First for punching own face.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)03:01:01 No.5753973

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)03:01:01 No.5753973

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5753964
backflip distract

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)03:04:39 No.5753974

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)03:04:39 No.5753974

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5753973
CAN QUATTRO DO AN EPIC BACKFLIP?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)03:06:38 No.5753975

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)03:06:38 No.5753975

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5753974
BACKFLIPPPPPPP

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)03:08:31 No.5753976

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)03:08:31 No.5753976

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>>5753975

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)03:14:00 No.5753983

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)03:14:00 No.5753983

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5753976
Land on afro in style while being watched by hiddencameras

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)03:18:40 No.5753984

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)03:18:40 No.5753984

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>>5753983

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)03:20:20 No.5753985

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)03:20:20 No.5753985

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5753984
"Does...does Quattro know we know who he is?"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)03:27:20 No.5753990

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)03:27:20 No.5753990

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>>5753985
The mind of the Quatt is an enigma, who knows what he could be hiding behind this goofy silly facade. Who knows what sort of criminal genius lies beneath

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)03:28:59 No.5753992

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)03:28:59 No.5753992

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5753990
Spinning cow

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)03:40:29 No.5754003

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)03:40:29 No.5754003

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>>5753992

Anonymous (ID: sP/AiyEU)
09/04/23(Mon)04:13:30 No.5754027

Anonymous (ID: sP/AiyEU) 09/04/23(Mon)04:13:30 No.5754027

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5754003
okay what is that over there? It's a clue!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)04:16:50 No.5754028

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)04:16:50 No.5754028

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>>5754027
Of course! This wall safe you opened gotta mean something!

Anonymous (ID: ZwNwKOVc)
09/04/23(Mon)04:19:22 No.5754030

Anonymous (ID: ZwNwKOVc) 09/04/23(Mon)04:19:22 No.5754030

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5754028
TALK SAFE, I KNOW YOU HAVE INFORMATION

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/04/23(Mon)04:28:39 No.5754034

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/04/23(Mon)04:28:39 No.5754034

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5754028
Let's see what's inside. Into the safe!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)04:28:41 No.5754035

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)04:28:41 No.5754035

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>>5754030
Do your worst! I'll never squeal!

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)04:32:33 No.5754038

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)04:32:33 No.5754038

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5754035
Interrogate the safe, flash the light on his face

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)04:37:15 No.5754040

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)04:37:15 No.5754040

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>>5754038
Your tricks won't work!

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)04:40:49 No.5754042

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)04:40:49 No.5754042

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5754040
WHAT WAS INSIDE THE SAFE, TELL US, SAFE

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)04:41:56 No.5754043

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)04:41:56 No.5754043

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5754040
BRIGHTER LIGHT

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)04:44:41 No.5754044

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)04:44:41 No.5754044

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>>5754043

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)04:46:11 No.5754046

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)04:46:11 No.5754046

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5754044
SHINE INSIDE THE SAFE

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)04:46:39 No.5754047

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)04:46:39 No.5754047

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5754044
SPEAK DAMN YOU, SAFE

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)04:47:52 No.5754048

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)04:47:52 No.5754048

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>>5754047
NEVERRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)04:51:22 No.5754050

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)04:51:22 No.5754050

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5754048
THERE IS NO ESCAPE UNTIL YOU SPEAK, SAFE. YOU'LL BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF TIME.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)05:09:18 No.5754058

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)05:09:18 No.5754058

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>>5754050
Your threats mean nothing! You'll never crack me!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)05:20:24 No.5754061

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)05:20:24 No.5754061

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5754058
Bring out the drill, Quattro...

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)05:32:32 No.5754064

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)05:32:32 No.5754064

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>>5754061

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)05:35:53 No.5754066

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)05:35:53 No.5754066

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5754064
Drill

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)05:36:40 No.5754067

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)05:36:40 No.5754067

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5754064
Now you listen to me you little dingus safe! I'm going to be slowly walking forward with the drill pointing at you, and if you just happen to get drilled by it it wouldn't be my fault, now would it? I'd say you have about 15 seconds to spill anything you know about the drink mixer before I'll just take that information from your dead body.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)05:37:48 No.5754068

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)05:37:48 No.5754068

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5754064
DRILL DRILL DRILL

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)05:48:46 No.5754073

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)05:48:46 No.5754073

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>>5754067
n-No! Never!

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/04/23(Mon)05:50:17 No.5754076

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/04/23(Mon)05:50:17 No.5754076

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5754073
Tick tock, time is running out.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)05:51:52 No.5754077

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)05:51:52 No.5754077

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5754073
FIFTEEN... FOURTEEN... THIRTEEN... You really should reconsider, this little machine usually leaves quite a nasty mess behind before it's finished. I betcha your own mother won't even recognize you when we're through with you.... TWELVE... ELEVEN... TEN...

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)05:56:55 No.5754083

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)05:56:55 No.5754083

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5754076

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)05:59:46 No.5754085

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)05:59:46 No.5754085

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5754083
Now is not the time for fear, little safe. That comes later.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:04:49 No.5754089

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:04:49 No.5754089

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>>5754085

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:06:01 No.5754091

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:06:01 No.5754091

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5754089
Are you prepared to talk now, or do you need another dose of 'convincing'?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:08:55 No.5754092

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:08:55 No.5754092

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>>5754091
Would this be a good time to remember you've already opened the safe last thread using your afro powers

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:10:27 No.5754093

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:10:27 No.5754093

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5754092
Our actions are not about being logical, it's about sending a message. The safe swings open to reveal....

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:18:49 No.5754097

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:18:49 No.5754097

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>>5754093
MY GOD! IT'S....

A. The Ultimate Shaker!
B. The key to the underground vault where the Ultimate Shaker is kept!
C. Coupons for an all you can eat buffet! only on wednesdays.
D. [this option for rent]

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:21:00 No.5754099

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:21:00 No.5754099

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5754097
Dice God decides what is in the safe.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:22:03 No.5754100

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:22:03 No.5754100

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5754099
>>5754097
Blessed Lord, it is the Shaker itself! Grab it quickly!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:26:04 No.5754102

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:26:04 No.5754102

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>>5754100
My god! It is!...Why would Big Kobra just keep it in a random safe in his office?

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:33:14 No.5754106

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:33:14 No.5754106

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5754102
The man surely has his reasons, but I ain't gonna question it. Put it in the Afro Stash where it will be safe.

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/04/23(Mon)06:34:23 No.5754108

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/04/23(Mon)06:34:23 No.5754108

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5754102
Let's get back to the party

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:36:26 No.5754110

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:36:26 No.5754110

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>>5754108
Let's hope nobody notices

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:37:28 No.5754111

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:37:28 No.5754111

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5754110
It's OK, the security guard monitoring us passed out in horror over our torment of the innocent safe. He won't be raising the alarm.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:40:20 No.5754112

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:40:20 No.5754112

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>>5754111
Such terrible horrors were not meant for mortal eyes

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:46:06 No.5754115

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:46:06 No.5754115

>>5754112
Return to the party and mingle a little.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)06:47:07 No.5754116

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)06:47:07 No.5754116

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5754115
Opps, all out of dice.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)06:54:31 No.5754119

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)06:54:31 No.5754119

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>>5754116
Anon's dice spills out of his pockets like spaghetti

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/04/23(Mon)07:05:59 No.5754122

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/04/23(Mon)07:05:59 No.5754122

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5754119
what the fuck...?

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)07:10:04 No.5754123

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)07:10:04 No.5754123

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5754119
It's so fucking over.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)07:14:00 No.5754125

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)07:14:00 No.5754125

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>>5754122
>>5754123

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH)
09/04/23(Mon)07:18:27 No.5754127

Anonymous (ID: hSCW7jrH) 09/04/23(Mon)07:18:27 No.5754127

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5754125
Confidently strut out of the entire room and oh shit Mr Kobra just livestreamed the entire robbery on the stage

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/04/23(Mon)07:19:47 No.5754128

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/04/23(Mon)07:19:47 No.5754128

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5754125
Right, back to the party to mingle a little. Gotta be a little suave before we leave. Also we need to find Rosa too.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)07:34:53 No.5754132

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)07:34:53 No.5754132

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OP gotta go for a bit, BRB

Anonymous (ID: qo050St3)
09/04/23(Mon)12:51:48 No.5754289

Anonymous (ID: qo050St3) 09/04/23(Mon)12:51:48 No.5754289

...and OP was never seen again.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/04/23(Mon)12:53:24 No.5754291

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/04/23(Mon)12:53:24 No.5754291

>>5754289
It's OPver

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/04/23(Mon)13:00:14 No.5754299

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/04/23(Mon)13:00:14 No.5754299

sorry dudes I passed out

thread continues 2morrow

Anonymous (ID: S+Ek4ly4)
09/04/23(Mon)13:38:14 No.5754336

Anonymous (ID: S+Ek4ly4) 09/04/23(Mon)13:38:14 No.5754336

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5754299
It will start in media res as Quattro is burning up the dance floor with the countess of Skellyberg

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)11:56:30 No.5756557

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)11:56:30 No.5756557

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Anonymous (ID: lipxvlzd)
09/06/23(Wed)11:57:15 No.5756558

Anonymous (ID: lipxvlzd) 09/06/23(Wed)11:57:15 No.5756558

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5756557
Now head out and tear up the dance floor with Rosa

Anonymous (ID: EVKwBiz5)
09/06/23(Wed)12:01:03 No.5756561

Anonymous (ID: EVKwBiz5) 09/06/23(Wed)12:01:03 No.5756561

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5756558
>>5756557
This strobe light comes from afro

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)12:10:13 No.5756569

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)12:10:13 No.5756569

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5756561
Roll 1d100 against the dance floor

It has +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/06/23(Wed)12:11:52 No.5756570

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/06/23(Wed)12:11:52 No.5756570

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5756569

Anonymous (ID: lipxvlzd)
09/06/23(Wed)12:13:26 No.5756571

Anonymous (ID: lipxvlzd) 09/06/23(Wed)12:13:26 No.5756571

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5756569
KEEP ON DANCIN'

Anonymous (ID: EVKwBiz5)
09/06/23(Wed)12:13:57 No.5756572

Anonymous (ID: EVKwBiz5) 09/06/23(Wed)12:13:57 No.5756572

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5756569
Dance floor thinks it can out dance Quattro!?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)12:37:33 No.5756589

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)12:37:33 No.5756589

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>>5756570

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)12:44:37 No.5756598

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)12:44:37 No.5756598

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5756589
There it is, the Dance of Destruction! The greatest moves ever shown on the dance floot.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)12:50:54 No.5756608

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)12:50:54 No.5756608

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>>5756598

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)12:53:13 No.5756611

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)12:53:13 No.5756611

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5756608
Now land the greatest finisher of all time, the Septuple Headspin

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:00:20 No.5756619

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:00:20 No.5756619

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Rolled 22, 2, 41, 51, 88, 4, 35 = 243 (7d100)

>>5756611
Roll to attempt the Septuple Headspin!

It's your 1d100 against the spin's best roll!

and it has a +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/06/23(Wed)13:04:00 No.5756624

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/06/23(Wed)13:04:00 No.5756624

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5756619
Well don't worry we only have to beat a 98, surely that's possible

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/06/23(Wed)13:05:02 No.5756625

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/06/23(Wed)13:05:02 No.5756625

>>5756624
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/06/23(Wed)13:05:22 No.5756626

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/06/23(Wed)13:05:22 No.5756626

>>5756624
Easy PZ

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)13:07:00 No.5756627

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)13:07:00 No.5756627

>>5756624
Hawt damn
He pulled it off.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:07:41 No.5756629

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:07:41 No.5756629

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>>5756624

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:11:47 No.5756632

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:11:47 No.5756632

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>>5756629
HE'S SPINNING OUTTA CONTROLLLLL

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/06/23(Wed)13:13:09 No.5756633

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/06/23(Wed)13:13:09 No.5756633

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5756629
I'm terrified of my powers, has the god of dice blessed me or cursed me...?
>>5756632
STEADY THE COURSE, LEAD IT TO ULTIMATE DANCE COMPLETION

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)13:14:09 No.5756635

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)13:14:09 No.5756635

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5756632
SPIN ON!
SPIRAL POWER ACTIVATE!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:20:14 No.5756639

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:20:14 No.5756639

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>>5756635
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)13:21:11 No.5756641

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)13:21:11 No.5756641

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5756639
Now stop!
~~Hammer time!~~

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/06/23(Wed)13:22:33 No.5756643

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/06/23(Wed)13:22:33 No.5756643

>>5756639
It truly was spectacle to be behold.

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)13:25:46 No.5756645

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)13:25:46 No.5756645

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5756639
Gain Quattro Drill
Afro becomes a fire Fro
Hand points to the sky defiantly

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:32:44 No.5756648

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:32:44 No.5756648

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>>5756641

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)13:36:40 No.5756651

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)13:36:40 No.5756651

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5756648
The crowd is ecstatic! And some of them got hit by the shockwave.

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)13:38:13 No.5756652

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)13:38:13 No.5756652

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5756651
>>5756648
They even weep at such splendor

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)13:44:09 No.5756654

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)13:44:09 No.5756654

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>>5756651
>>5756652

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)13:46:42 No.5756656

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)13:46:42 No.5756656

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5756654
Swagger up to Big Kobra, introduce yourself and give him a fantastic handshake.

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55)
09/06/23(Wed)13:50:11 No.5756658

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55) 09/06/23(Wed)13:50:11 No.5756658

>>5756656
You glorious mother fucker

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55)
09/06/23(Wed)14:05:35 No.5756664

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55) 09/06/23(Wed)14:05:35 No.5756664

>>5756656
Dice God has been kind today

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)14:05:47 No.5756665

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)14:05:47 No.5756665

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>>5756656

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55)
09/06/23(Wed)14:08:17 No.5756667

Anonymous (ID: a5ZfQI55) 09/06/23(Wed)14:08:17 No.5756667

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5756665
Big Cobra was so moved and amazed he gives Quattro his full support and loyalty joining the Calm Quattro Quintessence

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)14:09:59 No.5756672

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)14:09:59 No.5756672

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5756665
It's good to finally meet you, Mr Kobra. Quattrois De Pettoix here: 1970's Dance Enthusiast, international traveler and thrillseeker extraordinare. I've been dying to invite myself to one of your gatherings for a very long time, and today I finally had the time to stop by. Pleasure to be here.

Anonymous (ID: dTXLfyus)
09/06/23(Wed)14:11:16 No.5756673

Anonymous (ID: dTXLfyus) 09/06/23(Wed)14:11:16 No.5756673

>>5756672
Suave mother fucker you are.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)14:16:06 No.5756675

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)14:16:06 No.5756675

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>>5756672
"Oh believe me, Mr Pettoix. The pleasure is all mine"

Anonymous (ID: baNegE1S)
09/06/23(Wed)14:20:31 No.5756676

Anonymous (ID: baNegE1S) 09/06/23(Wed)14:20:31 No.5756676

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5756675
Pleasantries aside I must be honest of how amazing your abode with stood my Quattro Groove. You are a man of quality I, I propose that we talk about a profitable future?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)14:30:25 No.5756683

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)14:30:25 No.5756683

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>>5756676
And so Big Kobra and Quattro sat down to discuss bizness

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)14:41:56 No.5756688

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)14:41:56 No.5756688

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5756683
A toast, to excellent profit and future friendship!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)14:48:41 No.5756693

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)14:48:41 No.5756693

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>>5756688
Things are going smoooooth.

Sure hope nothing ruins it

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)14:54:03 No.5756696

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)14:54:03 No.5756696

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5756693
A hero guard approaches Big Kobra inconspicuously to deliver a report. The Hero Computer has discovered that a villain has infiltrated the party.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)15:02:44 No.5756699

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)15:02:44 No.5756699

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>>5756696
"Damnit...Put security on high alert. But be discreet, we don't want the guests to panic"

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)15:04:12 No.5756700

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)15:04:12 No.5756700

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5756693
Then a giant robot battle starts on the front lawn!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)15:04:24 No.5756701

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)15:04:24 No.5756701

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5756699
Raise an inquisitive eyebrow at this development.

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)15:06:33 No.5756703

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)15:06:33 No.5756703

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5756699
HE DID WHAT WITH HIS BUTT!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)15:08:42 No.5756704

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)15:08:42 No.5756704

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>>5756701

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/06/23(Wed)15:10:08 No.5756706

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/06/23(Wed)15:10:08 No.5756706

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5756704
The brow that pierces the heaven

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/06/23(Wed)15:15:00 No.5756707

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/06/23(Wed)15:15:00 No.5756707

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5756704
'Oh pay that no mind, this sort of thing happens from time to time. The villains think they can outsmart ol' Kobra, but I've got some tricks up my sleve even at this age. We'll have the villain arrested in no time.'

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)15:33:14 No.5756728

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)15:33:14 No.5756728

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>>5756706

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/06/23(Wed)15:39:11 No.5756733

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/06/23(Wed)15:39:11 No.5756733

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i dunno what happened but my back hurts like a motherfucker. thread on hold until next time

Anonymous (ID: EpNyjkXS)
09/06/23(Wed)16:43:14 No.5756777

Anonymous (ID: EpNyjkXS) 09/06/23(Wed)16:43:14 No.5756777

>>5756733
Pinched nerve or slip disc. Happens when you aren't physically active more

Anonymous (ID: sWgAjCx8)
09/08/23(Fri)14:53:48 No.5758564

Anonymous (ID: sWgAjCx8) 09/08/23(Fri)14:53:48 No.5758564

I got drafted to the army and you still havent fucking gotten the next ingredient

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)02:45:40 No.5759050

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)02:45:40 No.5759050

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Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)02:49:46 No.5759053

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)02:49:46 No.5759053

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5759050
what a cloud! Looks like a platypus

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)02:52:34 No.5759054

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)02:52:34 No.5759054

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>>5759053

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)02:54:18 No.5759055

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)02:54:18 No.5759055

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5759054
it is screaming like a death metal rockstar

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)03:01:15 No.5759058

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)03:01:15 No.5759058

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5759054
Do cloud Platypi dream of cloud sheep?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)03:04:07 No.5759063

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)03:04:07 No.5759063

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>>5759058

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)03:05:37 No.5759064

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)03:05:37 No.5759064

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5759063
Do cloud dream sheep dream of cloud platypi?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)03:07:37 No.5759065

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)03:07:37 No.5759065

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>>5759064

Anonymous (ID: ZwNwKOVc)
09/09/23(Sat)04:06:22 No.5759086

Anonymous (ID: ZwNwKOVc) 09/09/23(Sat)04:06:22 No.5759086

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5759065
Does OP dream of active anons?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)04:12:27 No.5759090

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)04:12:27 No.5759090

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>>5759086

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)04:18:25 No.5759092

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)04:18:25 No.5759092

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5759090
Return to business. Apprentice tells Quattro about what type of alcohol business Mr Kobra is involved in so Quattro can pitch a good business deal.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)04:25:42 No.5759095

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)04:25:42 No.5759095

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>>5759092
The Disciple, who is still presumably hiding in the dropship, informs Quattro of one of Mr Kobra's many business ventures, alcohol distribution. Perhaps this will give Quattro some ideas what to pitch to him. Chillsaders branded drink? Skeleton themed alcohol? Have him lean into the Kobra name and start selling snake wine?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)04:26:43 No.5759096

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)04:26:43 No.5759096

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5759095
Snake wine is a go! Look at dem scale bottles!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)04:32:25 No.5759100

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)04:32:25 No.5759100

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>>5759096
Of course! Scaley bottles! Snake themed packaging! And not wine made out of actual snakes, naturally.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)04:34:45 No.5759101

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)04:34:45 No.5759101

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5759100
Yesssss...the wine isn't made out of snakes, of course, who would be crazy enough to do that?

Jerry, we got to dump some stuff in the river ASAP.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)04:46:25 No.5759106

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)04:46:25 No.5759106

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>>5759101
"What? For real?"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)04:50:59 No.5759107

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)04:50:59 No.5759107

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5759106
The health inspector showed up and he looks like a snake

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)04:56:10 No.5759108

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)04:56:10 No.5759108

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>>5759107

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)04:59:23 No.5759111

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)04:59:23 No.5759111

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5759108
God almighty, that inspector's jawline is intimidating.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)05:11:58 No.5759114

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)05:11:58 No.5759114

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>>5759111
"sssssoooo Mr Jerry, how are things"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)05:13:06 No.5759115

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)05:13:06 No.5759115

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5759114
Talk about the weather, sports, anything but the snake wine and the river.

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5)
09/09/23(Sat)05:21:39 No.5759117

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5) 09/09/23(Sat)05:21:39 No.5759117

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5759114
don't mention the snake wine.
~~mention the snake wine~~

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)05:30:53 No.5759118

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)05:30:53 No.5759118

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5759115
Jerry fires off random topics about the weather, sports, and other mundane crap.

Let's hope he can check himself before he wrecks himself

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5)
09/09/23(Sat)05:34:40 No.5759122

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5) 09/09/23(Sat)05:34:40 No.5759122

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5759118
EZ

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)05:35:27 No.5759123

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)05:35:27 No.5759123

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5759118
How bout that swimming in the river, eh?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)05:39:46 No.5759124

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)05:39:46 No.5759124

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>>5759123
"A thankssss for the offer. But I have a job to do"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)05:54:08 No.5759130

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)05:54:08 No.5759130

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5759124
Look over there! Whop him over the head. He'll become part of the wine.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)05:59:14 No.5759131

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)05:59:14 No.5759131

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5759130

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)06:00:35 No.5759132

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)06:00:35 No.5759132

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5759131
Scaley bottles, Ho!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)06:03:35 No.5759133

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)06:03:35 No.5759133

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>>5759132

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)06:04:29 No.5759134

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)06:04:29 No.5759134

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5759133
Good, good, this one will get sent to Mr. Kobra.

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5)
09/09/23(Sat)06:04:45 No.5759135

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5) 09/09/23(Sat)06:04:45 No.5759135

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5759133
dump him into the wine.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)06:12:12 No.5759139

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)06:12:12 No.5759139

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>>5759134

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)06:22:52 No.5759145

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)06:22:52 No.5759145

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gotta go get dinner. brb

Anonymous (ID: z3so/Jpl)
09/09/23(Sat)06:37:41 No.5759150

Anonymous (ID: z3so/Jpl) 09/09/23(Sat)06:37:41 No.5759150

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5759139
>>5759145

Quattro, too, has his dinner. Right here and now.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)09:11:09 No.5759195

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)09:11:09 No.5759195

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>>5759150

Anonymous (ID: sF3Xbc/c)
09/09/23(Sat)09:26:03 No.5759200

Anonymous (ID: sF3Xbc/c) 09/09/23(Sat)09:26:03 No.5759200

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5759195
Obviously he hid it in his afro before

Anonymous (ID: TYewicRW)
09/09/23(Sat)09:31:07 No.5759202

Anonymous (ID: TYewicRW) 09/09/23(Sat)09:31:07 No.5759202

>>5759195
what are we still doing here? find rosa and extract

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)09:31:16 No.5759203

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)09:31:16 No.5759203

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>>5759200

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)09:32:06 No.5759205

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)09:32:06 No.5759205

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5759203
The inspector snake wine is in the afro

Anonymous (ID: TYewicRW)
09/09/23(Sat)09:32:08 No.5759206

Anonymous (ID: TYewicRW) 09/09/23(Sat)09:32:08 No.5759206

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5759202

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)09:36:02 No.5759208

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)09:36:02 No.5759208

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>>5759205

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)09:37:18 No.5759210

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)09:37:18 No.5759210

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5759208
Pitch him snake wine. Time to wine and dine

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)09:39:11 No.5759212

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)09:39:11 No.5759212

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5759210
Time to use the ol' Quattro Charm.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/09/23(Sat)09:44:04 No.5759215

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/09/23(Sat)09:44:04 No.5759215

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5759212
Snake wine salesman is a go!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)09:47:29 No.5759218

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)09:47:29 No.5759218

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>>5759215
"Ah, sorry Mr De Pettoix. But I'm not looking to expand my wine business at the moment"

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:01:30 No.5759225

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:01:30 No.5759225

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5759218
Would you prefer supporting kung fu movies instead

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)10:07:17 No.5759228

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)10:07:17 No.5759228

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5759225

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:08:43 No.5759229

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:08:43 No.5759229

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5759228
Does it work? Or does he already have a partnership with the Red Menace herself

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)10:26:53 No.5759240

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)10:26:53 No.5759240

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>>5759229

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:29:11 No.5759246

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:29:11 No.5759246

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5759240
Per gentleman's agreement, shake hands ~~then get thrown across the room~~

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)10:32:35 No.5759247

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)10:32:35 No.5759247

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>>5759246
wait what

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:32:59 No.5759248

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:32:59 No.5759248

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5759247
AAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)10:40:38 No.5759259

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)10:40:38 No.5759259

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>>5759248

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:41:43 No.5759260

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:41:43 No.5759260

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5759259
HOW DID HE KNOW

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)10:51:51 No.5759265

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)10:51:51 No.5759265

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>>5759260

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)10:55:05 No.5759268

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)10:55:05 No.5759268

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5759265
"Alright come out now, guardians of the Damned Drink, we're going to book this lolicon a plot in the graveyard."

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5)
09/09/23(Sat)10:57:46 No.5759269

Anonymous (ID: UiCbfGA5) 09/09/23(Sat)10:57:46 No.5759269

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5759265
Time to put the elder monk's training to use.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:01:43 No.5759272

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:01:43 No.5759272

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>>5759268
"My security guards just informed me of what you did inside my office. Our cameras caught it. but the worst part is....THIS fell out of your afro!"

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:04:12 No.5759273

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:04:12 No.5759273

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5759272
I WAS HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND I SWEAR

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:09:08 No.5759278

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:09:08 No.5759278

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>>5759273
quattro pls

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:10:51 No.5759279

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:10:51 No.5759279

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5759278
LOOK THEY ONLY LOOK 12 I SWEAR

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:19:48 No.5759284

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:19:48 No.5759284

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>>5759279
"YOU SICK BASTARD! GUARDS! GET THE GUESTS OUT OF HERE! YOU! MISS! VACATE THE PREMISES! AWAY FROM THIS MONSTER!"

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:21:28 No.5759285

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:21:28 No.5759285

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5759284
"Sir, all the guests are armed and want to kill Quattro"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:34:44 No.5759293

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:34:44 No.5759293

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>>5759285
"What? Then what about you, Miss? Are you also armed and wanting to take a stab at this villain?"

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:36:16 No.5759294

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:36:16 No.5759294

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5759293
uhh...OH MY GOD QUATTRO'S LOOKING AT ME LUSTFULLY I HAVE TO RUN

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:43:24 No.5759298

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:43:24 No.5759298

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>>5759294

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:44:31 No.5759300

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:44:31 No.5759300

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5759298
She's actually fetching her mech to extract Quattro.
As for Quattro...
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)11:56:07 No.5759313

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)11:56:07 No.5759313

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>>5759300

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)11:58:37 No.5759317

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)11:58:37 No.5759317

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5759313
Cut to Betty and the rest of the siblings trying to get out of Dad's general area

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)12:15:50 No.5759325

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)12:15:50 No.5759325

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>>5759317

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/09/23(Sat)12:16:43 No.5759326

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/09/23(Sat)12:16:43 No.5759326

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5759325
Only the women sensibly use boxes. The men decide to stride like idiots.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)12:32:26 No.5759347

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)12:32:26 No.5759347

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>>5759326

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)13:05:50 No.5759391

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)13:05:50 No.5759391

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5759347
The men manage to escape while the women are destroyed for their tardiness.

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)13:11:21 No.5759394

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)13:11:21 No.5759394

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5759347
The women are delivered safely to the building across the street on the top floor

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)13:24:42 No.5759411

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)13:24:42 No.5759411

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>>5759394
"mmrmmmm....mmmm where's mah coffeee....."

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)13:41:44 No.5759423

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)13:41:44 No.5759423

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5759411
Marian has the Coffee ready and steaming.

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)13:42:23 No.5759426

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)13:42:23 No.5759426

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5759411
Stretch out the Zs until they're wafting coffee aroma, that should throw him off the trail

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)13:45:12 No.5759428

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)13:45:12 No.5759428

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>>5759426

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)13:47:20 No.5759431

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)13:47:20 No.5759431

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5759428
*whispering* UOOOOHH!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)13:56:42 No.5759438

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)13:56:42 No.5759438

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>>5759431
"Alright, that distracted him for a bit."

"Where's Steve?"

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)13:57:52 No.5759441

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)13:57:52 No.5759441

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5759438
Do ya one better, Who is Steve?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)14:00:23 No.5759443

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)14:00:23 No.5759443

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>>5759441
"Or perhaps...Why is Steve"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)14:00:26 No.5759444

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)14:00:26 No.5759444

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5759438
Good question, where did Steve go?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)14:22:48 No.5759469

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)14:22:48 No.5759469

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>>5759444
Good question. Where did Steve, the (self-proclaimed) strongest Skelebro go? After he (allegedly) jumped in front of Dad's sleep walking rampage to stop him

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)14:25:19 No.5759472

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)14:25:19 No.5759472

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5759469
He LIVED

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)14:25:48 No.5759475

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)14:25:48 No.5759475

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5759469
He felt a surge of energy permeate through his body, and he broke free of the cast and dodge away from Dad.
~~The power that Nega Steve has been siphoning out of him are slowly returning now that Quattro has defeated Nega Steve~~

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)14:25:51 No.5759476

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)14:25:51 No.5759476

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5759469
Whoa Steve, with that full body cast on, what are ya gonna do if you get an itch?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)14:41:11 No.5759499

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)14:41:11 No.5759499

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>>5759476
Damnit Anon Steve was trying to avoid thinking about that

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)14:41:56 No.5759500

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)14:41:56 No.5759500

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5759499
You know what can help bones grow strong and dissolve casts? MILK!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)14:54:10 No.5759517

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)14:54:10 No.5759517

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>>5759500

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)14:56:09 No.5759520

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)14:56:09 No.5759520

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5759517
Drink

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)14:56:32 No.5759523

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)14:56:32 No.5759523

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5759517
Well aren't you a tall glass of milky, let me see them udders!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)14:59:33 No.5759526

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)14:59:33 No.5759526

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>>5759523
Steve is then arrested for sexual harassment

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)15:01:04 No.5759532

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)15:01:04 No.5759532

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5759526
Back to Quattro styling on his attackers

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)15:25:38 No.5759558

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)15:25:38 No.5759558

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>>5759532

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)15:28:15 No.5759566

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)15:28:15 No.5759566

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5759558
I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive. But your weak link is, this is Earth.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)15:31:14 No.5759567

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)15:31:14 No.5759567

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5759558
Begin Dance attack!

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)15:36:27 No.5759574

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)15:36:27 No.5759574

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5759558
This party's getting crazy!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)15:38:59 No.5759577

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)15:38:59 No.5759577

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>>5759566
"Oh yeah?! Try my "NUTS TO YOUR FIST" STYLE!"

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)15:40:52 No.5759578

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)15:40:52 No.5759578

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5759577
"Hey, nothing below the belt, I have standards." Remove belt, start whipping ass, literally, "YOU ARE NOTHING BELOW THE BELT, I HAVE STANDARDS"

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.5759579

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.5759579

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5759577
Let him try it

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)15:47:38 No.5759584

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)15:47:38 No.5759584

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>>5759579
"aaaaHHNNnnnn~~...w-who's laughing n-now?!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)15:49:40 No.5759586

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)15:49:40 No.5759586

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5759584
Use the AoE Style to decimate these fools.

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)15:51:45 No.5759588

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)15:51:45 No.5759588

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5759584
>>5759586
Yeah, knock a tenth of them out!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)16:01:06 No.5759597

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)16:01:06 No.5759597

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>>5759586
Alright Quattro. You can now either:

A. Stylishly dodge their attacks, and then hit multiple of the security guards with a sick spin kick

B. Punch the ground super hard so that the quake will knock them all off balance and even take out some of them, giving you the advantage for your next attack

C. Unleash your Ki and blast them with The Quattro Style Secret Technique: The Quatt Beam

Or D. Get smacked in the face and die

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/09/23(Sat)16:02:17 No.5759599

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/09/23(Sat)16:02:17 No.5759599

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5759597
>A. Stylishly dodge their attacks, and then hit multiple of the security guards with a sick spin kick
The flow of the Quattro style is a sight to behold.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/09/23(Sat)16:02:29 No.5759600

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/09/23(Sat)16:02:29 No.5759600

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5759597
We should go with A

Anonymous (ID: HT2v8Pm+)
09/09/23(Sat)16:15:20 No.5759608

Anonymous (ID: HT2v8Pm+) 09/09/23(Sat)16:15:20 No.5759608

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5759597
E. Punch OP in the ball

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/09/23(Sat)16:38:26 No.5759634

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/09/23(Sat)16:38:26 No.5759634

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>>5759600
I kinda passed out for a bit. So uh. Thread on hold so I can sleep now.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Probably will continue when I wake up

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/09/23(Sat)16:43:54 No.5759644

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/09/23(Sat)16:43:54 No.5759644

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5759634
tuck OP ball goodnight

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6)
09/11/23(Mon)23:51:48 No.5761605

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6) 09/11/23(Mon)23:51:48 No.5761605

I tuck OP ball 2good

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/12/23(Tue)13:21:59 No.5761938

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/12/23(Tue)13:21:59 No.5761938

>>5761605
damnit anon

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/15/23(Fri)13:43:07 No.5764474

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/15/23(Fri)13:43:07 No.5764474

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It's been twomorrows.
It's OPVer
The quest has fallen
Millions must write

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:00:21 No.5764481

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:00:21 No.5764481

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>>5764474
"Ignore OP. We have trained him wrong...as a joke"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:14:41 No.5764491

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:14:41 No.5764491

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5764481
OP is bleeding, making him the victor.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:20:12 No.5764495

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:20:12 No.5764495

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>>5764491

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:21:38 No.5764498

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:21:38 No.5764498

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5764495
The party guests all beat shit out of OP with sticks.

Anonymous (ID: U4yKO6DY)
09/15/23(Fri)14:23:43 No.5764501

Anonymous (ID: U4yKO6DY) 09/15/23(Fri)14:23:43 No.5764501

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5764495
Give Orc his birthday present!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:27:50 No.5764503

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:27:50 No.5764503

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>>5764498

Anonymous (ID: U4yKO6DY)
09/15/23(Fri)14:28:46 No.5764507

Anonymous (ID: U4yKO6DY) 09/15/23(Fri)14:28:46 No.5764507

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5764501
>>5764503

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:29:15 No.5764508

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:29:15 No.5764508

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5764503
The guests realize they're supposed to beat up Quattro, not OP.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)14:29:31 No.5764509

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)14:29:31 No.5764509

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5764503
OP gives the signal

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:34:30 No.5764513

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:34:30 No.5764513

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>>5764509
"Diiiid anyone hear the signal?"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:35:18 No.5764515

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:35:18 No.5764515

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5764513
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EAR

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)14:39:35 No.5764517

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)14:39:35 No.5764517

>>5764513
Do you think dying was the signal?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:41:21 No.5764519

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:41:21 No.5764519

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>>5764515
"wait. he did say the part about dramatically throwing off his body"

"Oh yeah yeah"

"....okay, go ahead OP. Throw us off"\

"...."

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:42:55 No.5764520

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:42:55 No.5764520

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5764519
Quattro just leaves.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)14:43:39 No.5764521

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)14:43:39 No.5764521

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5764519
The guests run away

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:44:36 No.5764522

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:44:36 No.5764522

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>>5764520
"You think he wants his towel now"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:45:56 No.5764523

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:45:56 No.5764523

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5764522
Strolling casually towards the pickup point now that all the guests are pre-occupied.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:46:48 No.5764525

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>>5764501

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:49:12 No.5764529

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)14:49:12 No.5764529

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>>5764523
Through the power of meta humor, Quattro is making his escape!

hope nothing goes wrong

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:51:14 No.5764533

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:51:14 No.5764533

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5764529
"Bad news, Master. The pick-up point is being guarded by Heroes! You'll have to defeat them before I can bring the ship in, or find an alternate landing site."

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)14:51:25 No.5764534

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)14:51:25 No.5764534

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5764529
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE QUATT!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)14:54:23 No.5764540

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>>5764533
Live Quattro Reaction

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)14:56:13 No.5764543

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)14:56:13 No.5764543

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5764540
OP draws a very detailed image of the landing zone and the guards patrolling it.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)14:57:09 No.5764544

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)14:57:09 No.5764544

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5764540
Juggle the heroes than hit them with the nastiest anti-air combo on Earth

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)15:12:08 No.5764552

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)15:12:08 No.5764552

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5764544
CAN HE DO IT?

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)15:17:32 No.5764553

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)15:17:32 No.5764553

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5764552
Surely it would be easy for someone as powerful as Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/15/23(Fri)15:17:32 No.5764554

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/15/23(Fri)15:17:32 No.5764554

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5764552

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)15:29:24 No.5764565

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)15:29:24 No.5764565

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>>5764553

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)15:33:32 No.5764567

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)15:33:32 No.5764567

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5764565
Strike a cool pose as the heroes all collapse in a heap behind you.

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)15:40:39 No.5764572

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)15:40:39 No.5764572

>>5764525
I'm so happeh

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)15:41:40 No.5764573

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)15:41:40 No.5764573

>>5764567
I feel we should have a black dynamite moment... we need nunchucks

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)15:45:18 No.5764575

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)15:45:18 No.5764575

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>>5764567

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)15:47:12 No.5764577

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)15:47:12 No.5764577

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5764575
Smoothly stride over to ship

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)15:47:23 No.5764578

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)15:47:23 No.5764578

>>5764575
Quattro's Logo
Appears behind him with a cool shine! Watchaaaaaa!

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)15:48:24 No.5764579

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)15:48:24 No.5764579

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5764578
>>5764577

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)15:51:01 No.5764580

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>>5764577

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)15:52:37 No.5764581

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)15:52:37 No.5764581

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5764580
Look there is dah ship! It's right there!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)15:52:39 No.5764582

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)15:52:39 No.5764582

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5764580
WARNING: ENTERING BOSS ARENA

Anonymous (ID: esFo1LJx)
09/15/23(Fri)15:55:02 No.5764586

Anonymous (ID: esFo1LJx) 09/15/23(Fri)15:55:02 No.5764586

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5764580
>>5764582
"I want to speak to the manager"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)15:55:34 No.5764587

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)15:55:34 No.5764587

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>>5764581

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/15/23(Fri)15:55:37 No.5764588

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/15/23(Fri)15:55:37 No.5764588

>>5764580
Now catalogue the everything we got for the ultimate drink

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)16:02:09 No.5764590

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)16:02:09 No.5764590

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5764587
Enter ship and make money

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)16:07:30 No.5764593

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)16:07:30 No.5764593

>>5764590
Damn you, I was going to try and get Schmerg (as the villain who tripped the hero security when she infiltrated the part) to join us in defeating the hero boss so we could have more booba in the quest. You've ruined everything.

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)16:08:33 No.5764596

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)16:08:33 No.5764596

>>5764593
That maybe true... but we can buy more booba now

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)16:19:28 No.5764608

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)16:19:28 No.5764608

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>>5764590
"Sensei! You're okay!..."

A. "....But Rosa just went back in with a mech to save you!"
B. "....But the mini fridge is empty!"
C. "....Now we can leave!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)16:20:32 No.5764612

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)16:20:32 No.5764612

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5764608
>"....But the mini fridge is empty!"
And we're out of the complementary mint chocolates we put on the pillows in the sleeping quarters.

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)16:21:49 No.5764613

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)16:21:49 No.5764613

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5764608
Choice A) get in his power suit with the power jewel in the afro. Go get her.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)16:25:08 No.5764617

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>>5764613
Alright, let's take out the power suit....

A...oh shit you forgot to charge it, you idiot
B...It's gone!
C...You never had a power suit. wooooaaaahhhhhaat
D...Nothing wrong happens
E...Everything wrong happens

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/15/23(Fri)16:25:59 No.5764618

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/15/23(Fri)16:25:59 No.5764618

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5764617
>D...Nothing wrong happens
We must be able to act cool and fight Big Kobra's own mech.

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)16:26:19 No.5764619

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)16:26:19 No.5764619

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5764617
Option D

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)16:44:29 No.5764638

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)16:44:29 No.5764638

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>>5764619

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/15/23(Fri)16:52:14 No.5764641

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/15/23(Fri)16:52:14 No.5764641

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5764638
Now go back to finish our agreement with Big Kobra.

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU)
09/15/23(Fri)16:52:38 No.5764643

Anonymous (ID: tTfIUOzU) 09/15/23(Fri)16:52:38 No.5764643

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5764638
Now go forth my Quattro!
Also make the suit black

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/15/23(Fri)16:58:34 No.5764649

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/15/23(Fri)16:58:34 No.5764649

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>>5764643
As Quattro paints it black. OP gotta uh, go away for a bit. Something came up. Thread continues in like 10 hours

Anonymous (ID: lRdpmyZY)
09/16/23(Sat)08:45:52 No.5765144

Anonymous (ID: lRdpmyZY) 09/16/23(Sat)08:45:52 No.5765144

>>5764649
dont forgrt yellow detailing and a nice pink bow

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6)
09/16/23(Sat)09:25:37 No.5765157

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6) 09/16/23(Sat)09:25:37 No.5765157

>>5765144
Don't yogurt fellow detailing and a nice pink bow

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)09:32:04 No.5765161

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)09:32:04 No.5765161

>>5765157
Font dogurt fellow yetalling and n aice bink pow

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)12:36:02 No.5765246

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)12:36:02 No.5765246

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Is there thread? Did OP lie once again?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:26:02 No.5765272

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:26:02 No.5765272

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>>5765246

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)13:27:07 No.5765273

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)13:27:07 No.5765273

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5765272
Set up a lie detector machine to OP

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:27:28 No.5765274

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:27:28 No.5765274

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5765272
Tell me op, do you know why you are infront of congress today?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:29:11 No.5765276

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:29:11 No.5765276

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>>5765273

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:29:48 No.5765277

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:29:48 No.5765277

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5765274
>>5765276

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)13:30:16 No.5765279

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)13:30:16 No.5765279

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5765276
Now OP, I remind you that you are under oath as of this moment. Did you leak confidental information about Shoatsniffer to the general public?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:33:27 No.5765283

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:33:27 No.5765283

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>>5765279
Of course not anon

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:38:08 No.5765287

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:38:08 No.5765287

>>5765283
Did you knowingly, and willingly provide the Russians entertainment while they invaded skull island?

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:39:09 No.5765289

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:39:09 No.5765289

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5765287
>>5765283

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:41:11 No.5765292

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:41:11 No.5765292

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>>5765289

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)13:42:15 No.5765293

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)13:42:15 No.5765293

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5765292
Mhm, mhm... Very interesting, Mr OP. And did you or did you not rig the dice during previous quests to the annoyance of many an anon?

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:42:54 No.5765294

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:42:54 No.5765294

>>5765292
Then care to explain this picture I hold in my hand showing you playing armored core 6 with putin!

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we)
09/16/23(Sat)13:43:57 No.5765295

Anonymous (ID: gWKuu/we) 09/16/23(Sat)13:43:57 No.5765295

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5765294
>>5765293
Also you contribute to climate change.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)13:45:28 No.5765297

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)13:45:28 No.5765297

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5765292
Did you or did you not eat the lunch labelled as Anon in the break room?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:47:42 No.5765301

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:47:42 No.5765301

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>>5765295
>>5765295

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)13:49:02 No.5765303

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)13:49:02 No.5765303

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5765301
Did you or did you not say the quest would have continued 10 hours after your last post September 15th?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)13:49:45 No.5765304

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)13:49:45 No.5765304

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5765301
Wait a second, is this even the right OP?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:50:58 No.5765305

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:50:58 No.5765305

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>>5765303

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)13:51:21 No.5765307

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)13:51:21 No.5765307

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5765305
Alright, we've got him boys. The Lie detector was programmed to show 'Truth' every time OP lied. Take him away to the K-pop mines.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)13:56:19 No.5765313

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)13:56:19 No.5765313

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>>5765307
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)13:58:15 No.5765317

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)13:58:15 No.5765317

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5765313
He doesn’t know the lie detector machine was pumping him full of drugs

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/16/23(Sat)13:58:49 No.5765321

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/16/23(Sat)13:58:49 No.5765321

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5765305
Headpat OP for being honest boy

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)13:59:08 No.5765322

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)13:59:08 No.5765322

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5765313
Bailiff beat this borb!

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74)
09/16/23(Sat)13:59:53 No.5765325

Anonymous (ID: EcTGdt74) 09/16/23(Sat)13:59:53 No.5765325

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5765313
He doesn’t know the lie detector machine was pumping him full of performance enhancers

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)14:01:43 No.5765328

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)14:01:43 No.5765328

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>>5765322

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)14:03:24 No.5765329

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)14:03:24 No.5765329

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5765328
Quattro now runs off the help Rosa in his sweet black painted powersuit

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)14:16:57 No.5765352

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)14:16:57 No.5765352

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>>5765329

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)14:18:15 No.5765355

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)14:18:15 No.5765355

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5765352
Maximum speed

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)14:26:53 No.5765362

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)14:26:53 No.5765362

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>>5765355

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)14:30:15 No.5765368

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)14:30:15 No.5765368

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5765362
There she is! She's fighting....

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)14:40:40 No.5765387

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)14:40:40 No.5765387

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>>5765368
ROSA'S FIGHTING....
A. Big Kobra in his own mech
B. Big Kobra on foot
C. [write-in]

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)14:43:11 No.5765389

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)14:43:11 No.5765389

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5765387
>Big Kobra in his own mech
>plus a team of heroes on foot

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:03:20 No.5765416

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:03:20 No.5765416

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>>5765389
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)15:06:26 No.5765420

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)15:06:26 No.5765420

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5765416
FIGHTU

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:20:50 No.5765438

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:20:50 No.5765438

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>>5765420

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)15:21:54 No.5765439

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)15:21:54 No.5765439

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5765438
Rosa goes in for the grapple!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:27:44 No.5765443

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:27:44 No.5765443

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5765439
CAN SHE DO IT

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)15:28:43 No.5765444

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)15:28:43 No.5765444

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5765443
can she?

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/16/23(Sat)15:30:09 No.5765448

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/16/23(Sat)15:30:09 No.5765448

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5765443
SHE MUST

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/16/23(Sat)15:31:09 No.5765450

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/16/23(Sat)15:31:09 No.5765450

Okay maybe she mustn't, damn

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)15:31:52 No.5765452

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)15:31:52 No.5765452

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5765443
She'll get it done.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:33:48 No.5765453

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:33:48 No.5765453

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Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)15:36:42 No.5765455

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)15:36:42 No.5765455

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5765453
Hey you! Do you have a permit to be putting up wooden boards?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:47:48 No.5765464

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>>5765455
Of coruse, here take a look

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)15:48:50 No.5765467

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)15:48:50 No.5765467

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5765464
Sir, this is a pie.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)15:49:07 No.5765469

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)15:49:07 No.5765469

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5765464
Wait a minute... THAT CARD!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:51:25 No.5765471

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:51:25 No.5765471

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>>5765469

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)15:51:55 No.5765472

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)15:51:55 No.5765472

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5765471
Incoherent screaming

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)15:58:26 No.5765480

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)15:58:26 No.5765480

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>>5765472

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/16/23(Sat)16:25:19 No.5765527

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/16/23(Sat)16:25:19 No.5765527

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5765480
Time for Quattro to blitz toward Big Kobra mecha.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)16:44:01 No.5765545

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)16:44:01 No.5765545

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>>5765527
Quattro's kinda occupied at the moment

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/16/23(Sat)16:44:50 No.5765547

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/16/23(Sat)16:44:50 No.5765547

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5765545
Throw snake wine

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)16:53:05 No.5765560

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)16:53:05 No.5765560

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5765547
LAUNCHING SNAKE WINE

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)16:58:21 No.5765566

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)16:58:21 No.5765566

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5765560
Snakes away!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)17:02:39 No.5765576

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)17:02:39 No.5765576

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>>5765566

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)17:03:57 No.5765578

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)17:03:57 No.5765578

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5765576
Dropkick that sucker on the left!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)17:13:38 No.5765587

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)17:13:38 No.5765587

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5765578

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/16/23(Sat)17:14:45 No.5765589

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/16/23(Sat)17:14:45 No.5765589

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5765587
Snake kick!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)17:15:08 No.5765592

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)17:15:08 No.5765592

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5765587
Absolute annihilation.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)17:18:02 No.5765597

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)17:18:02 No.5765597

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>>5765592

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/16/23(Sat)17:18:58 No.5765598

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/16/23(Sat)17:18:58 No.5765598

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5765597
Just one little hero left. Look at him, quaking in his boots.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)17:28:01 No.5765613

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)17:28:01 No.5765613

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5765598
Hehe yea....WAIT THAT'S JUST HIM ACTIVATING HIS QUAKE POWERS! WATCHOUT!

HE HAS A +20 BONUS!

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/16/23(Sat)17:31:01 No.5765619

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/16/23(Sat)17:31:01 No.5765619

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5765613

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/16/23(Sat)17:33:21 No.5765622

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/16/23(Sat)17:33:21 No.5765622

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5765613

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/16/23(Sat)17:39:45 No.5765630

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/16/23(Sat)17:39:45 No.5765630

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>>5765619
QUATTRO IS SENT FLYING BY THE SHOCKWAVES!

I gotta uh, sleep now since it's 4 AM. Thread will continue....when it continues.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6)
09/16/23(Sat)21:46:51 No.5766051

Anonymous (ID: hQKR/FI6) 09/16/23(Sat)21:46:51 No.5766051

>>5765630
Thanks OP!

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/19/23(Tue)04:38:12 No.5767956

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/19/23(Tue)04:38:12 No.5767956

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5765630
It's a pitty but it seems it's already time to activate the power suit's wing suit function

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)11:07:53 No.5768106

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)11:07:53 No.5768106

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Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:19:21 No.5768112

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:19:21 No.5768112

>>5768106
Activate afro drill!

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:20:22 No.5768114

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:20:22 No.5768114

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5768112

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)11:28:19 No.5768117

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)11:28:19 No.5768117

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5768114
Roll 1d100 against the ground

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:34:03 No.5768122

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:34:03 No.5768122

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5768117
If fail, t-pose and use that to create a fan of tremendous wind at the enemy.
Like the Chinese would say, crisis is the same word for opportunity! CRISITUITY!

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)11:39:45 No.5768124

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)11:39:45 No.5768124

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5768117

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:41:29 No.5768126

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:41:29 No.5768126

>>5768117
Op is rigging the dice again

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)11:46:22 No.5768129

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)11:46:22 No.5768129

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>>5768126
>>5768122
>>5768124
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:49:17 No.5768131

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:49:17 No.5768131

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5768129
Then as stated if failed,
>t-pose and use that to create a fan of tremendous wind at the enemy.
Like the Chinese would say, crisis is the same word for opportunity! CRISITUITY!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)11:49:29 No.5768132

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)11:49:29 No.5768132

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

Reminder that OP always rigs the dice.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)11:54:31 No.5768137

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)11:54:31 No.5768137

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5768131

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)11:59:16 No.5768142

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)11:59:16 No.5768142

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5768137

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)11:59:49 No.5768143

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)11:59:49 No.5768143

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5768137
Ssssspppiiiiiiinnnn

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)12:01:26 No.5768144

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)12:01:26 No.5768144

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5768137
Twirl

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)12:09:14 No.5768150

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)12:09:14 No.5768150

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5768137

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)12:13:31 No.5768156

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)12:13:31 No.5768156

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>>5768144
Unfortunately the hero hits you with a flying knee before you can

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)12:15:30 No.5768159

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)12:15:30 No.5768159

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5768156
TWIRL

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)12:23:53 No.5768165

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)12:23:53 No.5768165

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5768156
Who's this mysterious figure approaching the last hero to aid Quattro!?

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)12:27:47 No.5768169

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)12:27:47 No.5768169

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5768156
Spin

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)12:29:59 No.5768170

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)12:29:59 No.5768170

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>>5768165
OH MY GOD IT'S....

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u)
09/19/23(Tue)12:31:21 No.5768171

Anonymous (ID: P1jdaF2u) 09/19/23(Tue)12:31:21 No.5768171

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5768170
Lolisniffer!? Wah!?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)12:31:45 No.5768173

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)12:31:45 No.5768173

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5768170
Dog

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)12:32:28 No.5768174

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)12:32:28 No.5768174

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5768170
It's Schmerg! She's managed to steal parts of Big Kobra's encryption key that would let her gain access to the Hero database while Quattro was distracting everyone.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)12:46:54 No.5768180

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)12:46:54 No.5768180

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>>5768173
A DOG?!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)12:47:52 No.5768182

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)12:47:52 No.5768182

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5768180
Make it cooler.

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/19/23(Tue)12:49:01 No.5768183

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/19/23(Tue)12:49:01 No.5768183

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5768180
A HOLOGRAM of a dog

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)12:50:59 No.5768185

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)12:50:59 No.5768185

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5768180
With sunglasses

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)12:53:36 No.5768187

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)12:53:36 No.5768187

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>>5768183
WAAAA

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)12:54:32 No.5768188

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)12:54:32 No.5768188

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5768187
Did the hologram distract the hero?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)12:56:36 No.5768189

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)12:56:36 No.5768189

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5768187
Electric shock

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)13:19:38 No.5768206

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)13:19:38 No.5768206

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5768188
DID IT?

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:20:39 No.5768208

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:20:39 No.5768208

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5768206
H-HoloInu!?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)13:21:59 No.5768211

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)13:21:59 No.5768211

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5768206
flashy

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:22:22 No.5768212

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:22:22 No.5768212

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5768206
Bark.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)13:23:27 No.5768213

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)13:23:27 No.5768213

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5768206
Bandit woof

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)13:25:21 No.5768216

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)13:25:21 No.5768216

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>>5768208
He was not distracted

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:27:30 No.5768218

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:27:30 No.5768218

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5768216
The real dog jumps the hero. It looks much cooler than the hologram it tried to distract the guard with.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)13:28:54 No.5768220

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)13:28:54 No.5768220

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5768216
Dog is angry

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)13:35:00 No.5768223

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)13:35:00 No.5768223

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5768218
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)13:36:04 No.5768225

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)13:36:04 No.5768225

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5768223
Bite

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)13:36:22 No.5768226

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)13:36:22 No.5768226

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5768223
Nom

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:38:30 No.5768228

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:38:30 No.5768228

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5768223
HOLY SHIT!

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:39:26 No.5768229

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:39:26 No.5768229

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5768216
These punches feel like weeb punches! Could this "hero" be the WeebKnight!?

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:40:27 No.5768231

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:40:27 No.5768231

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5768229
Fick>>5768229
>>5768223

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:40:37 No.5768232

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:40:37 No.5768232

>>5768229
No, the weeb was at the Shotasniffer Space Concert and was annihilated. Maybe a distant weeb-cousin?

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:41:28 No.5768234

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:41:28 No.5768234

>>5768232
Sure

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)13:48:08 No.5768241

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)13:48:08 No.5768241

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>>5768228

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/19/23(Tue)13:48:52 No.5768242

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/19/23(Tue)13:48:52 No.5768242

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5768241
He’s really going at that arm

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/19/23(Tue)13:50:02 No.5768243

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/19/23(Tue)13:50:02 No.5768243

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5768241
"BAD DOG, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO FOR THE PEDO"

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:51:34 No.5768245

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:51:34 No.5768245

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5768241
Fire afro missle barage!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)13:56:31 No.5768251

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)13:56:31 No.5768251

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>>5768242
PERFECT TIME FOR QUATTRO TO STRIKE! WHAT DOES HE DO?

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:57:38 No.5768254

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:57:38 No.5768254

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5768251
Swipe the hero off his feet with a swift kick!

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)13:57:40 No.5768255

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)13:57:40 No.5768255

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5768245
Afro sniper headshot-toe missle!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)14:10:13 No.5768264

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)14:10:13 No.5768264

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5768254
CAN HE DEW IT

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z)
09/19/23(Tue)14:11:39 No.5768265

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z) 09/19/23(Tue)14:11:39 No.5768265

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5768264
he can't, but the dog already mauled the hero anyway

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)14:12:40 No.5768266

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)14:12:40 No.5768266

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5768264
With Quattro's power, nothing is impossible.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)14:15:37 No.5768271

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)14:15:37 No.5768271

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5768264

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)14:23:57 No.5768277

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)14:23:57 No.5768277

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5768264
Hope I'm not too late

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)14:26:57 No.5768278

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)14:26:57 No.5768278

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>>5768265
HE SWINGS THE DOG AT QUATTRO

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/19/23(Tue)14:27:42 No.5768280

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/19/23(Tue)14:27:42 No.5768280

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5768278
OP waited for a winning roll to be made so he could ignore it. Sad!

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z)
09/19/23(Tue)14:32:45 No.5768282

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z) 09/19/23(Tue)14:32:45 No.5768282

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5768278
what the hell kind of superhero is this? Is he secretly one of our siblings' crew members?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)14:40:17 No.5768288

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)14:40:17 No.5768288

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>>5768282
Or maybe you just suck lol

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z)
09/19/23(Tue)14:41:41 No.5768289

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z) 09/19/23(Tue)14:41:41 No.5768289

>>5768288
OP no

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)14:45:55 No.5768293

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)14:45:55 No.5768293

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>>5768289

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ)
09/19/23(Tue)14:50:16 No.5768299

Anonymous (ID: 8EbY0srJ) 09/19/23(Tue)14:50:16 No.5768299

Rolled 42 (1d100)

You ignored the winning roll on purpose!
Players should strike! >>5768293

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z)
09/19/23(Tue)14:55:42 No.5768301

Anonymous (ID: XVWNwY7Z) 09/19/23(Tue)14:55:42 No.5768301

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5768293
now squeeze

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)15:07:53 No.5768308

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)15:07:53 No.5768308

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>>5768299
Yeah well--OH SHIT WATCH OUT

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
09/19/23(Tue)15:11:00 No.5768313

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 09/19/23(Tue)15:11:00 No.5768313

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5768308
Afro back of the headed punch!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)15:18:46 No.5768319

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)15:18:46 No.5768319

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5768313
"the fuck"

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)15:27:58 No.5768327

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)15:27:58 No.5768327

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5768319

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil)
09/19/23(Tue)15:29:46 No.5768329

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil) 09/19/23(Tue)15:29:46 No.5768329

>>5768327
Can't ignore that roll Executive Op!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)15:35:40 No.5768332

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)15:35:40 No.5768332

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>>5768327

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)15:38:34 No.5768333

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)15:38:34 No.5768333

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5768332
Now that was done. Prepare to afro ram toward the mech battle.

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil)
09/19/23(Tue)15:46:15 No.5768339

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil) 09/19/23(Tue)15:46:15 No.5768339

>>5768333
>>5768332
With literal ram horns coming out just like in battletoads.

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil)
09/19/23(Tue)15:47:22 No.5768340

Anonymous (ID: dGSKdxil) 09/19/23(Tue)15:47:22 No.5768340

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5768333
>>5768332

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)15:54:12 No.5768345

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)15:54:12 No.5768345

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5768340

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/19/23(Tue)16:00:39 No.5768348

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/19/23(Tue)16:00:39 No.5768348

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5768345

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/19/23(Tue)16:11:16 No.5768364

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/19/23(Tue)16:11:16 No.5768364

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>>5768348
As Quattro clonks into Big Kobra's mech. OP goes to sleep. bread continues 2morrow. Hopefully same starting time as this sesh

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/21/23(Thu)06:37:51 No.5770008

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/21/23(Thu)06:37:51 No.5770008

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5768364
summon OP

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/21/23(Thu)09:04:35 No.5770062

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/21/23(Thu)09:04:35 No.5770062

>>5770008
OP will be summonned in 2 hours

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
09/21/23(Thu)13:04:57 No.5770163

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 09/21/23(Thu)13:04:57 No.5770163

>>5770062
By 2 you meant 4 right

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/21/23(Thu)13:31:37 No.5770187

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/21/23(Thu)13:31:37 No.5770187

Apologies. My PC shat itself

Anonymous (ID: QJxge86d)
09/22/23(Fri)03:09:22 No.5770743

Anonymous (ID: QJxge86d) 09/22/23(Fri)03:09:22 No.5770743

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5768364
>>5770187
summon a functioning computer for OP

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)02:05:32 No.5772331

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)02:05:32 No.5772331

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Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)02:08:41 No.5772332

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)02:08:41 No.5772332

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5772331
disassociate

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)02:14:06 No.5772337

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)02:14:06 No.5772337

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>>5772332
You're not even here right now. Your mind's someplace else

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)02:17:23 No.5772340

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)02:17:23 No.5772340

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5772337
Reassociate

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy)
09/24/23(Sun)02:18:21 No.5772342

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy) 09/24/23(Sun)02:18:21 No.5772342

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5772337
Back to reality! Supah drill go!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)02:25:51 No.5772345

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)02:25:51 No.5772345

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>>5772340

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy)
09/24/23(Sun)02:26:46 No.5772346

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy) 09/24/23(Sun)02:26:46 No.5772346

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5772345
Pull self out of the ground

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)02:36:13 No.5772351

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)02:36:13 No.5772351

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>>5772346
OP demonstrates Quattro's immense budget

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/24/23(Sun)02:43:56 No.5772354

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/24/23(Sun)02:43:56 No.5772354

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5772351
Maximize the budget cuts by hurling yourself towards Big Kobra's mech and one shoting it so they can reusue the same explosion animation

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)02:49:19 No.5772358

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)02:49:19 No.5772358

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5772351
Budget cuts increase

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)02:51:12 No.5772360

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)02:51:12 No.5772360

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>>5772358

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)02:54:16 No.5772361

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)02:54:16 No.5772361

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5772360
Damn, the studio got shut down, it’s now a passion project in a garage. Even more budget cuts

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)03:04:48 No.5772364

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)03:04:48 No.5772364

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>>5772361

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/24/23(Sun)03:06:09 No.5772365

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/24/23(Sun)03:06:09 No.5772365

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5772364
We need another character in the scene

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy)
09/24/23(Sun)03:17:45 No.5772371

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy) 09/24/23(Sun)03:17:45 No.5772371

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5772364
It's another strike by the skeletons?!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)03:23:13 No.5772375

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)03:23:13 No.5772375

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>>5772365

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy)
09/24/23(Sun)03:33:36 No.5772378

Anonymous (ID: Pyk0S8Zy) 09/24/23(Sun)03:33:36 No.5772378

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5772375
Now they make friends

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)03:50:20 No.5772382

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)03:50:20 No.5772382

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>>5772378

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)06:14:24 No.5772428

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)06:14:24 No.5772428

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Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)06:59:37 No.5772436

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)06:59:37 No.5772436

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5772428
Rise and shine Quattro. Rosa wake him out of grave.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:02:16 No.5772437

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:02:16 No.5772437

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>>5772436

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)07:03:26 No.5772438

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)07:03:26 No.5772438

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5772437
Just run away, you got what you need and more people are coming in to kill you anyway

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:11:41 No.5772442

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:11:41 No.5772442

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>>5772438
Alright, time to tell Rosa to retreat

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)07:19:30 No.5772444

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)07:19:30 No.5772444

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5772442
RETREAT

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)07:19:48 No.5772445

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)07:19:48 No.5772445

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5772442
>>5772444

He doesn't even know Rosa is one of your guys, he just thinks that Rosa is one of those corporate thieves

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)07:21:46 No.5772446

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)07:21:46 No.5772446

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5772442
Signal Rosa that we going for a tactical retreat or continue on fighting Big Kobra and reach a agreement.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:24:29 No.5772448

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:24:29 No.5772448

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>>5772446
"We retreating? Then I'm gonna need a distraction so I can deploy stun bombs!"

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)07:25:55 No.5772449

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)07:25:55 No.5772449

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5772448
Spam lolicon messages at his mobile to get him to focus on you

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:26:42 No.5772450

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:26:42 No.5772450

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>>5772449
Why do you have those saved up tho, Quattro

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)07:27:18 No.5772451

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)07:27:18 No.5772451

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5772450
for the stories

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)07:28:18 No.5772452

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)07:28:18 No.5772452

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5772450
Uh

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:28:56 No.5772453

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:28:56 No.5772453

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>>5772451
>>5772452

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)07:30:33 No.5772454

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)07:30:33 No.5772454

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5772453
It's not porn I swear

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)07:33:47 No.5772455

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)07:33:47 No.5772455

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5772453
Avoid OP’s eyes

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)07:34:11 No.5772456

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)07:34:11 No.5772456

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>>5772454
"What the fu--" Big Kobra says as Quattro sends him several Loli doujins. leaving him open for Rosa to deploy her stun bombs! Temporarily disabling his mech's visual and audio receptors, allowing you to make your hasty retreat!

And allowing OP to go get dinner, brb

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)07:36:44 No.5772457

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)07:36:44 No.5772457

>>5772454
It's form Lolisniffer "secret" collection of course.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:23:54 No.5772488

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:23:54 No.5772488

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Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)09:24:36 No.5772489

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)09:24:36 No.5772489

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5772488
>>5772457
We're not allowed to say that

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:28:23 No.5772492

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:28:23 No.5772492

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>>5772489

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)09:30:52 No.5772495

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)09:30:52 No.5772495

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5772492
Secrets are meant to be said

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:32:49 No.5772497

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:32:49 No.5772497

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>>5772495
Stare of judgement

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)09:34:11 No.5772499

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)09:34:11 No.5772499

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5772497
Use your afro as a bomb to distract him

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:42:38 No.5772500

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:42:38 No.5772500

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>>5772499

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)09:43:32 No.5772501

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)09:43:32 No.5772501

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5772500
THE MECH YOU IDIOT

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:45:11 No.5772502

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:45:11 No.5772502

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>>5772501

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)09:45:39 No.5772503

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)09:45:39 No.5772503

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5772500
Throw a scapula as well

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)09:47:25 No.5772504

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)09:47:25 No.5772504

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5772502
Back to the actual fight where Rosa has retreated and now you are the target of everyone

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)09:50:14 No.5772510

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)09:50:14 No.5772510

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>>5772504
Quick! Quattro! You have a small window to follow Rosa!

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)09:51:59 No.5772511

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)09:51:59 No.5772511

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5772510
Take a bomb out of your afro and throw it at the mass of people chasing you as you escape

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:09:33 No.5772516

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:09:33 No.5772516

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5772511
Can he do it

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)10:10:09 No.5772517

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)10:10:09 No.5772517

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5772516

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)10:11:08 No.5772518

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)10:11:08 No.5772518

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5772516
Le Bomb

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)10:11:45 No.5772519

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)10:11:45 No.5772519

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5772516
I hate OP.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)10:13:11 No.5772521

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)10:13:11 No.5772521

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5772516
Maybe

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:15:23 No.5772522

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:15:23 No.5772522

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>>5772519
But Mr De Pettoix, how can you hate THIS

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)10:16:39 No.5772523

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)10:16:39 No.5772523

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5772522
With margarine

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:31:53 No.5772531

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:31:53 No.5772531

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>>5772523

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)10:35:11 No.5772532

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)10:35:11 No.5772532

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5772531
Blast him.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)10:36:30 No.5772533

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)10:36:30 No.5772533

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5772531
Put some slices of bread

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:38:48 No.5772534

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:38:48 No.5772534

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>>5772533

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)10:42:00 No.5772539

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)10:42:00 No.5772539

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5772534
QUATTRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THE BOMB IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)10:42:26 No.5772542

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)10:42:26 No.5772542

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5772534
Some bacon as well, maybe an egg

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:50:05 No.5772545

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:50:05 No.5772545

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>>5772539

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)10:51:31 No.5772548

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)10:51:31 No.5772548

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5772545
Eat the margarine and butter before heading out

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)10:52:17 No.5772549

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)10:52:17 No.5772549

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5772545
Spin kick the bomb into the wall to make your escaperoute

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)10:52:35 No.5772550

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)10:52:35 No.5772550

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5772545
>>5772548
Margarine and butter the bomb

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)10:59:16 No.5772552

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)10:59:16 No.5772552

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5772549

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)11:00:04 No.5772553

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)11:00:04 No.5772553

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5772552
Centrifugal force overdrive

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)11:04:59 No.5772559

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)11:04:59 No.5772559

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>>5772553

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)11:10:41 No.5772568

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)11:10:41 No.5772568

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5772559
Fly, Quattro! Fly!

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)11:13:33 No.5772573

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)11:13:33 No.5772573

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5772559
Use momentum to launch yourself through the resulting hole and wscape

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)11:21:19 No.5772582

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)11:21:19 No.5772582

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5772573
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)11:26:37 No.5772592

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)11:26:37 No.5772592

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5772582
Mr Kobra, he's escaping!

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)11:27:13 No.5772593

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)11:27:13 No.5772593

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5772582
Faster, faster, faster

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)11:29:03 No.5772597

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)11:29:03 No.5772597

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5772582
Pierce the Heavens and go even further beyond.

They will nnow who the hell you are Quattro

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)11:34:12 No.5772605

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)11:34:12 No.5772605

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>>5772593

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)11:38:46 No.5772609

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)11:38:46 No.5772609

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5772605
Head for the fallback location before disappearing like the phantom you are

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)11:39:58 No.5772611

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)11:39:58 No.5772611

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5772609
>>5772605
Phantom theif Quattro has to leave a calling card first though.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)11:50:47 No.5772621

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)11:50:47 No.5772621

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>>5772609
You're back at the dropship with The Disciple and Rosa!

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)11:51:18 No.5772622

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)11:51:18 No.5772622

>>5772611
Oh right. Absolutely. >>5772605
Also leave a calling card.

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)11:52:19 No.5772623

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)11:52:19 No.5772623

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5772621
Times up guy and gal. I got the Shaker. Lets boogie back to the hideout

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)11:54:32 No.5772626

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)11:54:32 No.5772626

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>>5772623

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)11:54:42 No.5772627

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)11:54:42 No.5772627

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5772621
A seductive voice comes from the corner of the ship.
"Very impressive work, Mr Pettoix. Or should I say, Quattro Del Petto. You really roughed up the feathers of old man Kobra"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)12:04:24 No.5772634

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)12:04:24 No.5772634

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>>5772627
"Who the hell?!"

"Using bird puns with Kobra?! That's the wrong theme!"

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)12:04:39 No.5772635

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)12:04:39 No.5772635

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5772626
Time for RnR after a job well done....

Wait. Better secure the shaler. Wouldnt want to get it stolen like old man Kobra. He might have bugged it

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)12:07:05 No.5772638

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)12:07:05 No.5772638

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5772634
"Well it's not like there's an equivalent of feathers in snakes. How do you ruffle someone's scales?"
~~Says Schmerg as she steps out on to the deck of the ship~~

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)12:08:23 No.5772639

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)12:08:23 No.5772639

>>5772638
"You rub their scales the wrong way"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)12:28:48 No.5772652

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)12:28:48 No.5772652

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>>5772638
Anon, you keep trying to make Shmerg happen. Wonder why that is huh

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)12:29:41 No.5772655

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)12:29:41 No.5772655

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5772652
I LIKE BOOBUS! THEY'RE VERY NICE

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)12:30:35 No.5772656

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)12:30:35 No.5772656

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5772652
If he wants women with boobs show him how the girls are doing in the moon

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)12:32:14 No.5772660

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)12:32:14 No.5772660

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>>5772656
>in the moon

We are now live from inside the moon.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)12:32:37 No.5772662

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)12:32:37 No.5772662

>>5772655
And also mysterious women are very cool.

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)12:33:41 No.5772665

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)12:33:41 No.5772665

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5772660
HNNGGHH....coffee...

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)12:35:47 No.5772667

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)12:35:47 No.5772667

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5772660
Turn on the light. Dim it though. Gotta be careful with that hangover.

Also get some beer

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)12:38:49 No.5772668

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)12:38:49 No.5772668

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>>5772665
Another day of Grandma inside containment

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)12:41:06 No.5772670

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)12:41:06 No.5772670

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5772668
God this really sucks, you just wanted to punish your son forever for being an asshole who basically ruined anything about the Jewburner name.

Also for being possibly a pedophile.

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)12:41:08 No.5772671

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)12:41:08 No.5772671

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5772668
MORE BEER!
gotta get rid of that Hangover

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)12:41:42 No.5772673

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)12:41:42 No.5772673

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5772671
>>5772668
Increase alcohol intake.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)12:50:33 No.5772681

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)12:50:33 No.5772681

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>>5772673

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc)
09/24/23(Sun)12:51:42 No.5772683

Anonymous (ID: SkbTg+qc) 09/24/23(Sun)12:51:42 No.5772683

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5772681
Wait there is a tournament happening on the moon.... could that be.... finally some entertainment

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)12:54:07 No.5772685

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)12:54:07 No.5772685

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5772681
Drink

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:03:20 No.5772687

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:03:20 No.5772687

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>>5772683
>>5772685

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)13:04:37 No.5772688

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)13:04:37 No.5772688

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5772687
More alcohol consumption

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)13:04:52 No.5772689

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)13:04:52 No.5772689

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5772687
Man this is kinda int-IS THAT MY SON BEING A DICK

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)13:05:22 No.5772690

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)13:05:22 No.5772690

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5772688
>>5772687
It's not dulling the pain fast enough!

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:05:55 No.5772691

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:05:55 No.5772691

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5772687
are those my Grandkids?

Is that my SON!

FUCK IT. Lets crash this party!

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)13:06:59 No.5772692

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)13:06:59 No.5772692

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5772687
Your son, Lolisniffer appear half-asleep and wanted you make him a grilled cheese

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:19:38 No.5772703

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:19:38 No.5772703

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>>5772691
YEAH LET'S...oh right. You've been sealed inside the moon. No exits.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)13:20:39 No.5772706

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)13:20:39 No.5772706

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5772703
>>5772692
GRILLED ME A GRILLED CHEESE MOTHER!

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)13:20:55 No.5772707

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)13:20:55 No.5772707

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5772703
Throw a beer can at the door

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4)
09/24/23(Sun)13:20:58 No.5772708

Anonymous (ID: rIRLJdZ4) 09/24/23(Sun)13:20:58 No.5772708

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5772703
Hey wait why is there a random dark portal?

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:21:13 No.5772710

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:21:13 No.5772710

>>5772703
RAAAGE. He is so close and yet so far.... maybe you can contact one of your grandchildren via the Television.

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:22:14 No.5772711

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:22:14 No.5772711

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5772703
>>5772710
forgot to roll.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:30:06 No.5772715

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:30:06 No.5772715

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>>5772706

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:31:33 No.5772716

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:31:33 No.5772716

>>5772715
bust down your mothers sealed door to demand a grilled cheese sandwich.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)13:32:18 No.5772717

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)13:32:18 No.5772717

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5772716
Here, anon. I roll for you

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:33:08 No.5772719

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:33:08 No.5772719

>>5772715
>>5772716

RAAAAAAGH. rage against the machine

>>5772717
thank you.... i seem to be rather forgetful today.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:33:44 No.5772720

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:33:44 No.5772720

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>>5772716
>>5772719

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)13:41:56 No.5772724

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)13:41:56 No.5772724

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5772720
>>5772716
Hello Mother...

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:45:20 No.5772730

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:45:20 No.5772730

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>>5772724
"WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?"

"Uuuhhhh...he's just punching the ground for some reason"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)13:46:43 No.5772733

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)13:46:43 No.5772733

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5772730
Back to drinking

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)13:55:22 No.5772740

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)13:55:22 No.5772740

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>>5772733
"aaaa wait, he's started drinking"

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)13:57:04 No.5772744

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)13:57:04 No.5772744

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5772740
get the excavator. YOu need that grilled cheese sandwich

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)13:58:04 No.5772749

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)13:58:04 No.5772749

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5772740
He’s choking

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:01:30 No.5772753

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:01:30 No.5772753

>>5772744
>>5772740
How the hell do you get an excavator on to the moon during a tournament

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:03:21 No.5772757

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:03:21 No.5772757

>>5772753
from the same bag of holding that he took that beer out of.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:03:32 No.5772758

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:03:32 No.5772758

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>>5772744
"...now he's trying to scoop up the dirt with his can"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:04:23 No.5772760

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:04:23 No.5772760

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5772758
Dig

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:05:06 No.5772762

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:05:06 No.5772762

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5772760
>>5772758
We have to figure out where NASA faked the moon landing on the moon. Dig faster.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:12:37 No.5772770

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:12:37 No.5772770

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>>5772760
"Alright dad, back to bed with you"

"b-b-but...sandwiiiiccchhh"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:13:17 No.5772771

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:13:17 No.5772771

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5772770
Back in the couch, nice and snug.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:14:05 No.5772774

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:14:05 No.5772774

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5772770
Dig damn you

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:14:11 No.5772775

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:14:11 No.5772775

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5772770
get the stronger stuff. not just beer. This really needs proper therapy....

and that means drinking till you pass out.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:15:22 No.5772776

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:15:22 No.5772776

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>>5772774
"y-yyy--ya gottaaaa DIG! Rrrraaasssss....You gotta DIG!.....to the saaaaandwiiittrrhrrchhchchccc"

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:16:50 No.5772778

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:16:50 No.5772778

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5772776
back to Quattro being surprised by one of his siblings that figured out his plan to become super powerful

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:17:12 No.5772781

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:17:12 No.5772781

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5772776
>>5772771
How many times in a row can OP rig my die to roll 2?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:17:23 No.5772782

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:17:23 No.5772782

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5772776
Sleep

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:20:20 No.5772787

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:20:20 No.5772787

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>>5772782

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:21:06 No.5772788

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:21:06 No.5772788

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5772787
Sleep paralysis demon

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:22:43 No.5772791

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:22:43 No.5772791

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5772787
King Kobra and his heroes are gonna invade after being pissed off by a Skeleton

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)14:22:48 No.5772793

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)14:22:48 No.5772793

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5772787
While Grandma still drinking. Her son, Lolisniffer manage to burst open the seal while sleep walking.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:33:37 No.5772806

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:33:37 No.5772806

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>>5772788
"Lolisssssnifferrrrrrr....you're in myyyyy domain now.....there issssss no essscapeeee"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:35:29 No.5772807

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:35:29 No.5772807

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5772806
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:35:59 No.5772809

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:35:59 No.5772809

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5772806
offer him beer and chill out.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:37:47 No.5772810

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:37:47 No.5772810

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>>5772807
"Aw hell nah, Im outta here"

"what the fuck man, you can't do that"

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)14:40:58 No.5772812

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)14:40:58 No.5772812

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5772810
>>5772793
I'm going get my grilled cheese damnit.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:44:29 No.5772815

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:44:29 No.5772815

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5772810
"It comes with extended road security if you renew in less than five weeks"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:46:24 No.5772816

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:46:24 No.5772816

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>>5772815
"IT HASSSS GREEEAT VALUUEEE!"

"Don't care"

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)14:47:02 No.5772817

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)14:47:02 No.5772817

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5772816

"Start digging. I am Lolisniffer and I will have my Sandwich!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)14:47:57 No.5772818

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)14:47:57 No.5772818

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5772816
The return of the Dream Cookie.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:53:55 No.5772821

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:53:55 No.5772821

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>>5772818

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/24/23(Sun)14:55:46 No.5772822

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/24/23(Sun)14:55:46 No.5772822

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5772821
CONSUME

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)14:56:16 No.5772823

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)14:56:16 No.5772823

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5772821
Cookie bites back

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)14:58:50 No.5772824

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)14:58:50 No.5772824

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>>5772822

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)15:00:14 No.5772825

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)15:00:14 No.5772825

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5772824

cookie kicks him in the chin and runs to the Demon for emotional support after being assaulted like that.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)15:00:41 No.5772826

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)15:00:41 No.5772826

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5772824
Screams of being eaten

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)15:01:37 No.5772827

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)15:01:37 No.5772827

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5772824
Mmm... think of a plan of how to open the seal that we trap mother in and make her grilled him a sandwich. While eating the cookie.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)15:07:59 No.5772833

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)15:07:59 No.5772833

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>>5772825
"Cooookkkieeeee.....you caaaaant run from meeeeeee"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)15:09:34 No.5772834

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)15:09:34 No.5772834

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5772833
Bite back. The cookie can become the consumer.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/24/23(Sun)15:09:40 No.5772835

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/24/23(Sun)15:09:40 No.5772835

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5772833
FINISH IT

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)15:14:23 No.5772837

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)15:14:23 No.5772837

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5772833
Eat!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)15:15:24 No.5772838

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)15:15:24 No.5772838

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>>5772834
"YOU WONT HOLD POWER OVER ME ANYMORE LOLISNIFFER! I'LL BITE BAAA----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa-----"

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)15:17:37 No.5772839

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)15:17:37 No.5772839

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5772838
Bite the Sleep paralysis demon next to establish dominance.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)15:17:40 No.5772840

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)15:17:40 No.5772840

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5772838
Hopes and dreams of the cookie are gone. All that is left is the hunger of lolisniffer. The warranty demon looks a bit like a cookie

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)15:23:24 No.5772847

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)15:23:24 No.5772847

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>>5772840
"WAIT WAIT NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)15:24:07 No.5772849

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)15:24:07 No.5772849

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5772847
Beep beep, car is to the rescue!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)15:24:25 No.5772850

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)15:24:25 No.5772850

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5772847
Death to demons.

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)15:24:30 No.5772851

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)15:24:30 No.5772851

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5772847
DIG damn you. I need me Grilled Cheese Sandwich! Undo the damn seal on my mother!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)15:30:52 No.5772856

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)15:30:52 No.5772856

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>>5772850
"How's dad doing?"

"He's having a GREAT dream, it seems. We're good"

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G)
09/24/23(Sun)15:31:49 No.5772857

Anonymous (ID: CnL+Tl0G) 09/24/23(Sun)15:31:49 No.5772857

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5772856
back to Quattro being ambushed in his own transport and having to defend his newly acquired shaker.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)15:32:39 No.5772859

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)15:32:39 No.5772859

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5772856
Rasptuin declares the danger over. The tournament can now enter stage 2, duels of the surviving fighters in the Tournament Palace!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)15:40:34 No.5772862

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)15:40:34 No.5772862

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>>5772859
SKELETON FIGHT STAGE 2 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)15:42:58 No.5772864

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)15:42:58 No.5772864

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5772862
>>5772793
Meanwhile

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/24/23(Sun)15:43:41 No.5772867

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/24/23(Sun)15:43:41 No.5772867

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5772864
Snake wine river

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)15:45:48 No.5772870

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)15:45:48 No.5772870

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5772862
Lets see which contestants made it to stage 2.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)16:00:53 No.5772875

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)16:00:53 No.5772875

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>>5772867

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/24/23(Sun)16:06:37 No.5772879

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/24/23(Sun)16:06:37 No.5772879

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5772875
Lolisniffer sleep swimming toward his mother containment cell and undo the seal. Swimming with the snek.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/24/23(Sun)16:09:39 No.5772883

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/24/23(Sun)16:09:39 No.5772883

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5772875
Alligator attack.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/24/23(Sun)16:14:19 No.5772887

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/24/23(Sun)16:14:19 No.5772887

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>>5772883
As the alligator descends upon the innocent snek. OP has to go to bed.

Thread continues when it continues. updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: XYBChFkR)
09/24/23(Sun)22:29:26 No.5773176

Anonymous (ID: XYBChFkR) 09/24/23(Sun)22:29:26 No.5773176

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5772887
The snake has killed the alligator
Also ever since what happened no one is really excited or willing to fight

Anonymous (ID: W2gRsy8H)
09/25/23(Mon)03:31:48 No.5773306

Anonymous (ID: W2gRsy8H) 09/25/23(Mon)03:31:48 No.5773306

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5773176
the Snake activates its Stand "Skellomancer" to defeat the Alligator by making it fight its own skeleton

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
09/25/23(Mon)03:38:26 No.5773311

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 09/25/23(Mon)03:38:26 No.5773311

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5773306
Can't forget the pose

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/25/23(Mon)04:24:32 No.5773327

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/25/23(Mon)04:24:32 No.5773327

>>5772634
this image is so good

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/25/23(Mon)04:25:33 No.5773329

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/25/23(Mon)04:25:33 No.5773329

>>5772655
I SUPPORT THIS MAN. LET'S MAKE SHMERG HAPPEN

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh)
09/25/23(Mon)04:30:49 No.5773334

Anonymous (ID: J1TuIqwh) 09/25/23(Mon)04:30:49 No.5773334

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5773329
LET'S SEE IF SHMERG HAPPENS

Anonymous (ID: zq8golSr)
09/29/23(Fri)06:29:46 No.5777213

Anonymous (ID: zq8golSr) 09/29/23(Fri)06:29:46 No.5777213

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5772887
Lets see if OP us deader than Quattros still heart

Back to the surprise attack against Quattro and company by a Hero that has infiltrated their escape vehicle

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)06:45:34 No.5777220

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)06:45:34 No.5777220

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thred soon

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
09/29/23(Fri)11:09:08 No.5777313

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 09/29/23(Fri)11:09:08 No.5777313

>>5777220
what's a soon

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)12:42:30 No.5777380

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)12:42:30 No.5777380

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Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)12:45:44 No.5777382

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)12:45:44 No.5777382

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5777380
>>5777380
Now back with Quattro's battle cuz that's more interesting than someone else's pet waifu

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)12:46:42 No.5777385

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)12:46:42 No.5777385

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>>5777382
Qait quat battle

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)12:52:05 No.5777390

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)12:52:05 No.5777390

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5777385
If we can't have Schmerg as a companion, can we at least have the dog friend that helped quattro battle the heroes?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)12:56:27 No.5777398

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)12:56:27 No.5777398

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>>5777390
Ah yes, the mysterious doggo who came in for the assist--OH SHIT WATCH OUT

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)12:57:33 No.5777400

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)12:57:33 No.5777400

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5777398
The doggo friend annihilates OP for not running the quest more often.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)12:58:53 No.5777403

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)12:58:53 No.5777403

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>>5777400

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/29/23(Fri)12:59:10 No.5777405

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/29/23(Fri)12:59:10 No.5777405

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5777398
The doggo bite back with the backing of Bandit the dog that somehow survival the crash form last quest.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)12:59:57 No.5777407

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)12:59:57 No.5777407

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5777403
Good dog, you've put an end to an ancient evil.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:02:53 No.5777411

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:02:53 No.5777411

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>>5777407
But anon. Don't you know

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:04:08 No.5777412

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:04:08 No.5777412

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5777411
Halo is dead, Microsoft killed it.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:07:55 No.5777417

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:07:55 No.5777417

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>>5777412
Quattro shed tears for captain king

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:08:41 No.5777418

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:08:41 No.5777418

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5777417
Quattro kicks the Hero attempting to distract him with Visions in the Groin.

Or Rosa does it.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:10:03 No.5777421

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:10:03 No.5777421

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5777417
We'll toast to Expert Principal when we finish the Ultimate Drink. Now, what's going on on the ship?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:13:38 No.5777425

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:13:38 No.5777425

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5777418
Rose runs up to kick the mysterious intruder in the groin

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:14:56 No.5777428

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:14:56 No.5777428

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5777425
it looks like she successfully managed to incapacitate them. Lets see who they are and what they want from us. Get the Interrogation Equipment!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:19:56 No.5777431

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:19:56 No.5777431

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>>5777428

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/29/23(Fri)13:23:06 No.5777436

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/29/23(Fri)13:23:06 No.5777436

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5777431
Roll odds for if it worked and the hero was male evens and it didn't and the hero is a female

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:26:50 No.5777442

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:26:50 No.5777442

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5777431
Who is this mysterious person its..it's... its! CAPTAIN GROIN!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:30:34 No.5777448

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:30:34 No.5777448

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>>5777442
IT CANT BE

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:32:01 No.5777450

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:32:01 No.5777450

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5777448
He gets more power when you kick him in the groin! What have you done RRRRROSA!?

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:33:47 No.5777451

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:33:47 No.5777451

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5777450
its a pervert. Quick get the Bearspray and blind him

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:34:48 No.5777453

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:34:48 No.5777453

>>5777451
meant to reply to this >>5777448

>>5777450
sorry dude

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:36:08 No.5777455

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:36:08 No.5777455

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5777451
SPRAY EM

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:38:07 No.5777457

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:38:07 No.5777457

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5777455
shove him out the aircraft afterwards while he blindly stumbles around

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:43:42 No.5777463

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:43:42 No.5777463

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>>5777457
This man really snuck onto the transport just to show off his weirdo perv powers

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/29/23(Fri)13:45:03 No.5777465

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/29/23(Fri)13:45:03 No.5777465

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5777463
He didn't fly so good

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:51:42 No.5777475

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:51:42 No.5777475

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>>5777465
Quattro suddenly assumes the [POWER STANCE]

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:52:09 No.5777477

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:52:09 No.5777477

>>5777475

Lets get home and figure out what else we still need. I have a Shake to make and a sister to dethrone

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:52:57 No.5777480

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:52:57 No.5777480

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5777475
Pet the doggo and relax as we leave for the next ingredient.

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)13:55:37 No.5777483

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)13:55:37 No.5777483

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5777475
>>5777477

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)13:57:48 No.5777485

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)13:57:48 No.5777485

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>>5777480
You do wonder where did this dog come from tho

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)13:59:22 No.5777486

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)13:59:22 No.5777486

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5777485
I'm sure we'll figure that out later. Turn on the TV to see how the tournament is coming along.

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:05:15 No.5777489

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:05:15 No.5777489

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5777486
>>5777485
Don't turn on the tv

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:09:45 No.5777492

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:09:45 No.5777492

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>>5777486
"After the slight technical hiccup, according to the tournament organizers, Phase 2 of The Skeleton Fight is now officially underway. As the contestants who survived the Battle Royale has now moved to the indoor arena to duke it out in 1v1 matches until the Ultimate Grand Supreme Skeleton Fighter of Skeletons is left"

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:09:45 No.5777493

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:09:45 No.5777493

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5777486
Nothing against you I just needed to post and I was sooooo angry at life for a moment. I love you anon

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/29/23(Fri)14:11:05 No.5777496

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/29/23(Fri)14:11:05 No.5777496

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5777492
Alright time to check the ingredient list

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:11:40 No.5777497

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:11:40 No.5777497

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5777492
At least we get a little bit of Schmerg. What is left on the ingredient list?
>>5777493
I don't believe you would do this to me, Anon. I've never been this sad in my whole life.

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:13:00 No.5777499

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:13:00 No.5777499

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5777497
My low roll was how low I feel

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:13:36 No.5777501

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:13:36 No.5777501

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>>5777497
In other news there's only 1 ingredient left

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
09/29/23(Fri)14:14:22 No.5777503

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 09/29/23(Fri)14:14:22 No.5777503

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5777501
Where could it be..........

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:16:21 No.5777506

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:16:21 No.5777506

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>>5777503
Perhaps, Quattro. The secret ingredient are the friends we made along the way.

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:17:29 No.5777507

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:17:29 No.5777507

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5777506
Maybe it's those massive tiddies?

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)14:18:03 No.5777508

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)14:18:03 No.5777508

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5777506
villains dont need friends. Only more Power... and lots and lots of evil minions.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/29/23(Fri)14:20:19 No.5777509

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/29/23(Fri)14:20:19 No.5777509

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5777506
Might it be hidden back in Skeleton island?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:25:07 No.5777515

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:25:07 No.5777515

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>>5777507
It's not the booba

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:26:04 No.5777517

Anonymous (ID: 205E3SGJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:26:04 No.5777517

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5777515
Pretty sure it is
Aquire this person attached to the booba right now!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:28:51 No.5777518

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:28:51 No.5777518

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>>5777517
"Stop humping the TV, Quattro"

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)14:31:28 No.5777522

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)14:31:28 No.5777522

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5777518
get back your affro. it made you more cool headed.

must have been the extra surface area for cooling

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:34:56 No.5777525

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:34:56 No.5777525

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>>5777522
Alright. Surely this will help to contain your lust for busts

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)14:36:06 No.5777531

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)14:36:06 No.5777531

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5777525
Not enough, re-acquire suit for additional cool status.

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)14:36:14 No.5777532

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)14:36:14 No.5777532

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5777525
ggod. back to getting the best shake... where is the ingredient list.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)14:53:19 No.5777551

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)14:53:19 No.5777551

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>>5777531

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)14:54:41 No.5777552

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)14:54:41 No.5777552

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5777551
get the ingredient list from your storage affro

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:06:55 No.5777567

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:06:55 No.5777567

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>>5777552
Yep, there's only 1 left

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:08:10 No.5777568

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:08:10 No.5777568

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5777567
What is it?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:12:59 No.5777579

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:12:59 No.5777579

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>>5777568
A slice of some ancient mystical fruit that you can't pronounce

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)15:14:13 No.5777583

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)15:14:13 No.5777583

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5777579
then to the most ancient temple in the world.

they are sure to have some of that fruit. or someone that can pronounce it.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:22:49 No.5777592

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:22:49 No.5777592

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>>5777583
LESSAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:24:39 No.5777600

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:24:39 No.5777600

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5777592
Drop Mario off at Napoli before we head to the ancient temple.

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)15:27:43 No.5777608

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)15:27:43 No.5777608

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5777592
they dont have anti Air defenses do they?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:28:28 No.5777610

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:28:28 No.5777610

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>>5777600

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:36:22 No.5777617

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:36:22 No.5777617

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5777610
Now away to the ancient temple. Where is it?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:38:54 No.5777622

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:38:54 No.5777622

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>>5777617
LATER, AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:39:35 No.5777623

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:39:35 No.5777623

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5777622
Hello, anyone here? I can't read these ancient texts and I need some help.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:47:26 No.5777628

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:47:26 No.5777628

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>>5777623
"No loitering"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:48:31 No.5777629

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:48:31 No.5777629

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5777628
If you want me to leave faster you can help me with my problem.

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS)
09/29/23(Fri)15:49:52 No.5777630

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS) 09/29/23(Fri)15:49:52 No.5777630

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5777628
here, watch me dance

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)15:53:22 No.5777632

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)15:53:22 No.5777632

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5777630
Roll to bust a move

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)15:55:57 No.5777635

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)15:55:57 No.5777635

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5777632
Quattro greatest Dance King since.... well ever

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS)
09/29/23(Fri)15:56:08 No.5777636

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS) 09/29/23(Fri)15:56:08 No.5777636

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5777632
Disco move, form of: EAGLE

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)15:56:08 No.5777637

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)15:56:08 No.5777637

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5777632
Don't break a leg here, Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)16:00:29 No.5777642

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)16:00:29 No.5777642

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>>5777637
Quattro busts out one of the greatest dance routines to ever be performed. Entirely offscreen

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)16:01:17 No.5777644

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)16:01:17 No.5777644

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5777642
The dude behind the door is in awe of this amazing feat

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k)
09/29/23(Fri)16:05:08 No.5777650

Anonymous (ID: C/zaau4k) 09/29/23(Fri)16:05:08 No.5777650

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5777642
Now help me out and i will be gone out of your hair pretty soon. Or Rosa will get the Mechsuit out and we do it the hard qay

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)16:10:43 No.5777657

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)16:10:43 No.5777657

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>>5777650
The dude in the temple is impressed by your sick dance moves. Allowing you to choose how he responds:

A. "Alright sure, here's the fruit" wow that was easy
B. "Bring it on jackass" - starts boss fight
C. "Fine, gimme the ancient text and I'll read it for ya"
D. "H---" he is then killed mid-sentence
E. [free space]

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS)
09/29/23(Fri)16:10:53 No.5777659

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS) 09/29/23(Fri)16:10:53 No.5777659

>>5777642
watch me dance some more

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)16:11:39 No.5777662

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)16:11:39 No.5777662

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5777657
>"Fine, gimme the ancient text and I'll read it for ya"
What do the ancients communicate to us through these funny scribbles?

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS)
09/29/23(Fri)16:12:11 No.5777663

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS) 09/29/23(Fri)16:12:11 No.5777663

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5777657
E. you can get the fruit if you can answer this riddle

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)16:22:35 No.5777678

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)16:22:35 No.5777678

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>>5777663
"Yes. Are you worthy of the Sacred Fruit? Answer my aaaancient mystical riddle and prove yourself"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)16:25:25 No.5777682

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)16:25:25 No.5777682

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5777678
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS)
09/29/23(Fri)16:37:33 No.5777699

Anonymous (ID: 23olWldS) 09/29/23(Fri)16:37:33 No.5777699

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5777678
The doctor qas a woman

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)16:41:53 No.5777704

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)16:41:53 No.5777704

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>>5777682
"BEHOLD! THE ANCIENT RIDDLE...What color is this shirt?"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)16:43:13 No.5777705

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)16:43:13 No.5777705

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5777704
There is no right answer, this riddle only exists to cause boundless outrage on social media

Anonymous (ID: FfNBmbhg)
09/29/23(Fri)16:52:29 No.5777713

Anonymous (ID: FfNBmbhg) 09/29/23(Fri)16:52:29 No.5777713

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5777704
Surely the correct answer is that it's a matter of opinion.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)16:53:24 No.5777714

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)16:53:24 No.5777714

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>>5777705
"...."

A. "You are correct. Here, have the fruit"
B. "What a copout, I'm gonna kick your ass"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)16:54:36 No.5777715

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)16:54:36 No.5777715

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5777714
If my rolls is even, it's A
If it's odd, it's B

Anonymous (ID: FfNBmbhg)
09/29/23(Fri)16:56:02 No.5777718

Anonymous (ID: FfNBmbhg) 09/29/23(Fri)16:56:02 No.5777718

>>5777715
Oh boy

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:07:43 No.5777724

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:07:43 No.5777724

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>>5777715
"You are correct. Here, have the fruit"

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j)
09/29/23(Fri)17:09:40 No.5777727

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j) 09/29/23(Fri)17:09:40 No.5777727

>>5777714
I hope the sacred fruit turns out to be a devil fruit in disguise. Like a Mario Mario Fruit or something

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j)
09/29/23(Fri)17:10:42 No.5777729

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j) 09/29/23(Fri)17:10:42 No.5777729

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5777724
>>5777727
Eat the Fruit!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)17:11:07 No.5777730

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)17:11:07 No.5777730

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5777724
Bitchin'. Stash that shit.

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j)
09/29/23(Fri)17:12:26 No.5777731

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j) 09/29/23(Fri)17:12:26 No.5777731

>>5777730
Damnit

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:15:51 No.5777736

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:15:51 No.5777736

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>>5777730
"Gooood joooob, Quattro. Now you have all the ingredients you need to make The Ultimate Drink™ "

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)17:17:36 No.5777740

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)17:17:36 No.5777740

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5777736
Shut the hell up, Book. When we get back to the moon I'll have Dad beat the everloving shit out of you for trying to break the seals he put on you.

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j)
09/29/23(Fri)17:17:43 No.5777741

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j) 09/29/23(Fri)17:17:43 No.5777741

>>5777736
How ultimate we talking here?

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j)
09/29/23(Fri)17:18:44 No.5777743

Anonymous (ID: NwsEzc4j) 09/29/23(Fri)17:18:44 No.5777743

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5777741
>>5777740

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/29/23(Fri)17:23:27 No.5777748

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/29/23(Fri)17:23:27 No.5777748

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5777736
Let's head out to the moon and have Rasputin read the instructions for the Drink, he seems to know how to read the book better than us

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:26:13 No.5777749

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:26:13 No.5777749

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>>5777740
"Then you'd reveal that you took me from his stash in the first place. Earning yourself an ass beating too! Nyeehehhehe"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
09/29/23(Fri)17:27:21 No.5777750

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 09/29/23(Fri)17:27:21 No.5777750

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5777749
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make to see you suffer. Now, to the moon!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:31:39 No.5777754

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:31:39 No.5777754

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>>5777750

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
09/29/23(Fri)17:33:10 No.5777756

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 09/29/23(Fri)17:33:10 No.5777756

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5777754
Call the moonbase and tell everyone to prepare for the creation of the ULTIMATE DRINK™®

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:36:08 No.5777759

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:36:08 No.5777759

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>>5777756
"Alright. Got it boss"

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
09/29/23(Fri)17:42:49 No.5777774

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 09/29/23(Fri)17:42:49 No.5777774

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5777759
Reread the description of the ULTIMATE DRINK™®. To check any side effect after drinking it.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
09/29/23(Fri)17:47:50 No.5777785

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 09/29/23(Fri)17:47:50 No.5777785

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>>5777774
As the Quatt re-read the instructions, Rosa and the Disciple steers the ship back towards to moon base.

And OP goes to sleep.

updates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: o00NHIYd)
10/05/23(Thu)09:06:58 No.5783949

Anonymous (ID: o00NHIYd) 10/05/23(Thu)09:06:58 No.5783949

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5777785
He's going to QUART ALL OVER THE SCHOOLGIRLS

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)09:49:27 No.5783961

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)09:49:27 No.5783961

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>>5783949
>>5783949

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)09:51:52 No.5783962

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)09:51:52 No.5783962

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5783961
Oh shit it's the feds. Err, look over there! A truckload of cocaine you can smuggle into America and sell to the destitute and homeless!

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l)
10/05/23(Thu)09:53:31 No.5783964

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l) 10/05/23(Thu)09:53:31 No.5783964

>>5783962
Yeah! That!

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l)
10/05/23(Thu)10:00:45 No.5783968

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l) 10/05/23(Thu)10:00:45 No.5783968

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5783962
>>5783961
Instead of smuggling
They a snuggling that cocain

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)10:12:00 No.5783976

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)10:12:00 No.5783976

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>>5783962
Oh shit where

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)10:13:35 No.5783978

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)10:13:35 No.5783978

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5783976
It's over there, on that fucking huge boat!

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l)
10/05/23(Thu)10:14:26 No.5783981

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l) 10/05/23(Thu)10:14:26 No.5783981

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5783976
You just missed it .... oh by the way weren't we on our way to make the world's best drink?

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)10:15:46 No.5783982

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)10:15:46 No.5783982

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5783976
Right there!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)10:43:01 No.5783990

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)10:43:01 No.5783990

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>>5783981
Right right of course. Let's hope there's no distraction

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)10:44:08 No.5783993

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)10:44:08 No.5783993

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5783990
Distraction

Anonymous (ID: EpNyjkXS)
10/05/23(Thu)10:44:55 No.5783994

Anonymous (ID: EpNyjkXS) 10/05/23(Thu)10:44:55 No.5783994

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5783990
The distraction was distracted by a diversion all laid out by Gendo Irkari.... just as planned....

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)10:45:47 No.5783995

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)10:45:47 No.5783995

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5783990
Nah, we'll be 'aight.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)10:46:35 No.5783996

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)10:46:35 No.5783996

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>>5783995

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)10:50:23 No.5783997

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)10:50:23 No.5783997

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5783996
Did the newscaster Schmerg lay out the roster for Skeleton Fight Phase 2 yet?

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
10/05/23(Thu)10:54:36 No.5784002

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 10/05/23(Thu)10:54:36 No.5784002

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5783996
Make dat juice!

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/05/23(Thu)11:03:38 No.5784013

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/05/23(Thu)11:03:38 No.5784013

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5783996
total Juice perfection here we come. lets just make sure no one notices us when we return to the moonbase.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)11:05:38 No.5784014

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)11:05:38 No.5784014

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>>5783997

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)11:07:24 No.5784016

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)11:07:24 No.5784016

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5784014
Pumpkin face

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)11:07:33 No.5784017

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)11:07:33 No.5784017

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5784014
Then let us see it, you hack fraud! Don't just hit us with a 'perhaps'.

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l)
10/05/23(Thu)11:09:18 No.5784019

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l) 10/05/23(Thu)11:09:18 No.5784019

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5784014
Do loop deh loops

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)11:18:57 No.5784027

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)11:18:57 No.5784027

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>>5784019

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)11:20:06 No.5784028

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)11:20:06 No.5784028

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5784027
More loops! All the way to the moon!

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)11:21:12 No.5784031

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)11:21:12 No.5784031

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5784027
Upside down loop

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)11:39:04 No.5784039

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)11:39:04 No.5784039

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>>5784031

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)11:39:59 No.5784040

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)11:39:59 No.5784040

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5784039
Oh look, there is the moonbase. Go in for landing.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)11:40:13 No.5784042

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)11:40:13 No.5784042

>>5784039
Meanwhile, at the tournament, people are fighting half-heartedly because of the Lolisniffer rampage.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)11:40:44 No.5784043

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)11:40:44 No.5784043

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5784039
>>5784042

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/05/23(Thu)11:46:20 No.5784045

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/05/23(Thu)11:46:20 No.5784045

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5784039
breakneck landing incoming. The pilot is loosing control!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)11:46:33 No.5784046

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)11:46:33 No.5784046

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>>5784040

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)11:47:07 No.5784047

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)11:47:07 No.5784047

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5784046
Be greeted with eerie silence.

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)11:48:09 No.5784049

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)11:48:09 No.5784049

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5784046
Landing time. Nice and easy.

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l)
10/05/23(Thu)11:48:27 No.5784051

Anonymous (ID: rZhqKm4l) 10/05/23(Thu)11:48:27 No.5784051

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5784046
Cut to cutscene landing because the budget didn't account for kamikaze drops.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)11:49:22 No.5784053

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)11:49:22 No.5784053

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5784046
Thunderous applause

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:02:38 No.5784060

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:02:38 No.5784060

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>>5784051
"..welp, glad that's dealt with huh"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)12:02:56 No.5784061

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)12:02:56 No.5784061

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5784060
>>5784047

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/05/23(Thu)12:05:04 No.5784063

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/05/23(Thu)12:05:04 No.5784063

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5784060
Alright time to gather the rest of the ingredients.

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:08:39 No.5784066

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:08:39 No.5784066

>>5784063
You big idiot, we have them all already.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/05/23(Thu)12:10:43 No.5784068

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/05/23(Thu)12:10:43 No.5784068

>>5784066
I mean from storage. I assume we didnt have them on us during the heist and as such didnt specify that

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:11:30 No.5784069

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:11:30 No.5784069

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>>5784063
>>5784066
>>5784068

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)12:12:07 No.5784070

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)12:12:07 No.5784070

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5784069
>>5784061
Clearly storage is a safe place.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:12:10 No.5784071

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:12:10 No.5784071

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5784069
Get another dunce cap, I also need one

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:14:38 No.5784077

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:14:38 No.5784077

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5784071
>>5784069
Everyone gets a dunce cap

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:22:03 No.5784092

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:22:03 No.5784092

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>>5784070

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)12:22:58 No.5784095

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)12:22:58 No.5784095

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5784092
Get out of here dumbos, it's cocktail preparation time

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:23:58 No.5784097

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:23:58 No.5784097

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5784095
>>5784092
Wait, we need to check with Dad first. This book been acting sus the whole adventure.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:24:48 No.5784098

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:24:48 No.5784098

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5784097
+1

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:25:06 No.5784099

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:25:06 No.5784099

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>>5784095

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/05/23(Thu)12:25:35 No.5784100

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/05/23(Thu)12:25:35 No.5784100

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5784099
>>5784097
Yeah check with dad

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:26:41 No.5784102

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:26:41 No.5784102

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5784100
+1
We're still missing some caps

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:30:00 No.5784108

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:30:00 No.5784108

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>>5784100
"Me? sus? Impossible"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:31:24 No.5784111

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:31:24 No.5784111

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5784108
...Is that styrofoam instead of cardboard?

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/05/23(Thu)12:31:52 No.5784113

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/05/23(Thu)12:31:52 No.5784113

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5784108
Continue being sus and the Airlock it is for you with a collision course with the sun.

Intimidate the book. If wenn need to we will figure this out ourselves

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:35:26 No.5784121

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:35:26 No.5784121

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>>5784111

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:36:09 No.5784123

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:36:09 No.5784123

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5784121
Bonk him with a karate chop.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:36:17 No.5784127

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:36:17 No.5784127

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5784121
SPIN

Anonymous (ID: v3bsTRkp)
10/05/23(Thu)12:39:35 No.5784134

Anonymous (ID: v3bsTRkp) 10/05/23(Thu)12:39:35 No.5784134

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5784121
"We cut now to a preview of the 1v1 portion of the tournament

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:43:48 No.5784144

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:43:48 No.5784144

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>>5784127

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:44:20 No.5784145

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:44:20 No.5784145

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5784144
faster

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:47:16 No.5784147

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:47:16 No.5784147

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5784144
Ievan Polkka.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)12:48:11 No.5784148

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)12:48:11 No.5784148

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>>5784145

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/05/23(Thu)12:48:48 No.5784151

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/05/23(Thu)12:48:48 No.5784151

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5784148
You see your father, Lolisniffer in his pajama banging on the seal door.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/05/23(Thu)12:50:38 No.5784153

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/05/23(Thu)12:50:38 No.5784153

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5784148
violently shake

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)12:50:53 No.5784156

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)12:50:53 No.5784156

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5784148
Go ask Rasputin where he put Dad after calming him down.

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B)
10/05/23(Thu)13:00:56 No.5784177

Anonymous (ID: tq78Yb2B) 10/05/23(Thu)13:00:56 No.5784177

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5784148
Get Rasputin we'll need him to translate the book while we MIX

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)13:18:45 No.5784190

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)13:18:45 No.5784190

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>>5784153
As Quattro violently shakes the book, my internets is on fire. Shit aint stable right now so I'll have to put shit on hold until laters.

Sorry

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)13:20:07 No.5784193

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)13:20:07 No.5784193

This is so sad.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/05/23(Thu)13:20:13 No.5784194

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/05/23(Thu)13:20:13 No.5784194

I have been in coma past few months.
how things are going
>afro
huh
>>5784190
thanks for bread, I gotta start catching up on it

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/05/23(Thu)13:21:54 No.5784199

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/05/23(Thu)13:21:54 No.5784199

Sharks are "allegedly" biting the cables again

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)13:24:10 No.5784202

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)13:24:10 No.5784202

>>5784194
We have secured the ingredients for the Ultimate Drink and have returned to the moon to ask Dad for his help in mixing it.
The Moon Tournament is entering Phase 2 so soon we'll have a winner. Oh, and Luke was transported in to Marian's giant roomba via space magic and Lily is taking the space bus home.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/05/23(Thu)13:28:09 No.5784204

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/05/23(Thu)13:28:09 No.5784204

>>5784202
I see.
Is Betty still disappointed in us?

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)13:47:52 No.5784215

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)13:47:52 No.5784215

>>5784204
Betty has been MIA since her duel with Jill in Episode 3.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/05/23(Thu)13:48:36 No.5784217

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/05/23(Thu)13:48:36 No.5784217

>>5784204
Probably, until if we able to beat Shotasniffer to gain her respect I supposed.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/05/23(Thu)13:50:14 No.5784221

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/05/23(Thu)13:50:14 No.5784221

>>5784215
worry.jpeg
>>5784217
I think if we'll rely on a drink that won't help. But gotta read first how we get into that situation

now most importantly not to miss next bread

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/)
10/05/23(Thu)14:18:51 No.5784235

Anonymous (ID: r2ddMcK/) 10/05/23(Thu)14:18:51 No.5784235

>>5784221
The drink is to unlock the true power of the Drunken Fist style though. Unless it's got some disaster baked in to it, which is why we need to ask Dad about it first.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/05/23(Thu)14:25:46 No.5784239

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/05/23(Thu)14:25:46 No.5784239

>>5784235
fair
that book is kinda shifty tho

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
10/05/23(Thu)15:03:40 No.5784268

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 10/05/23(Thu)15:03:40 No.5784268

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5784239
You shouldn't judge a book by its cover anon shame on ye!
Also Op do you live in the fire nation or something!?

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/05/23(Thu)15:09:35 No.5784278

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/05/23(Thu)15:09:35 No.5784278

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5784268
We don't need books. Only rocks.
see how far I tossed mine?
Rock culture reigns supreme

Anonymous (ID: HfzWtc1F)
10/05/23(Thu)15:42:05 No.5784297

Anonymous (ID: HfzWtc1F) 10/05/23(Thu)15:42:05 No.5784297

>>5784278
Your rock will die due to wan pan panchu

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:05:08 No.5784951

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:05:08 No.5784951

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Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:06:49 No.5784952

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:06:49 No.5784952

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5784951
While Quattro continues to waste times, go to the other five siblings who are now hiding from Dad and Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
10/06/23(Fri)10:11:05 No.5784956

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 10/06/23(Fri)10:11:05 No.5784956

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5784951
Quattro preps the functions and desegregates the ingredients

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)10:14:49 No.5784960

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)10:14:49 No.5784960

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5784951
>OP starting a session without telling anyone

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:17:10 No.5784962

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:17:10 No.5784962

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>>5784952
"WHat's going on now? Is it safe?"

"Dad's been put to bed and phase 2 of the tourney has started"

"Then why are we still in here?"

"I dunno, I like the darkness"

"It provides safety"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:17:38 No.5784963

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:17:38 No.5784963

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5784962
"the tournament seems less fun"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:19:07 No.5784967

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:19:07 No.5784967

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>>5784963
"YEah if you're a wuss"

"Heyoooooo"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)10:20:07 No.5784969

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)10:20:07 No.5784969

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5784967
Well, better get out of here then. I'm sure we'll have front row seats in the Arena. Maybe they even have snacks.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:20:08 No.5784970

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:20:08 No.5784970

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5784967
It's not like Rasputin will come and send everyone to different areas of the world for "more training"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:21:57 No.5784973

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:21:57 No.5784973

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>>5784970
"Of course not, Phase 2 is already underway"

"WOAH SHIT"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:24:42 No.5784980

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:24:42 No.5784980

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5784973
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY PHASE TWOOOOOOO-

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)10:25:08 No.5784982

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)10:25:08 No.5784982

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5784973
get out there you lazy shits. Or i will put all of you to training again

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)10:27:45 No.5784985

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)10:27:45 No.5784985

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5784973
I like Rasputin, he's a cool dude.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:29:49 No.5784988

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:29:49 No.5784988

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>>5784980
"What do you mean, what do I mean by phase 2. It's literally the next phase of the tournament"

"WELL SORRY FOR PANICKING"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:30:28 No.5784990

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:30:28 No.5784990

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5784988
Also it means you're all fighting against Quattro

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)10:30:55 No.5784991

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)10:30:55 No.5784991

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5784988
"It is time to go to the Arena, siblings. Form an orderly line, come on, chop chop."

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:33:19 No.5784996

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:33:19 No.5784996

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>>5784991
"tch"

"So why is the light still off?"

"OP is a cheap bastard that's why"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:34:36 No.5785000

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:34:36 No.5785000

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5784996
And they're fighting against [select person here]

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)10:34:41 No.5785001

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)10:34:41 No.5785001

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5784996
"OP sure is a lazy bastard. He won't even give us the full roster for Phase 2 of the tournament. What a fucking hack fraud he is."

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)10:46:03 No.5785018

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)10:46:03 No.5785018

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>>5785000
And now. Pick the sibbling to fight against one a' these that I totally didn't get from an AI generator:

- Samurai mecha pilot
- Cowboy
- Witch
- Bandit with a boomerang
- Hunter Archer
- Tribal Warrior
- Demon
- Lightning Fist

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)10:47:25 No.5785021

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)10:47:25 No.5785021

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5785018
- Lightning Fist

with the biggest Fingers and most fiery temper

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)10:48:00 No.5785022

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)10:48:00 No.5785022

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5785018
Cowboy aka Fester

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/06/23(Fri)10:49:34 No.5785023

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/06/23(Fri)10:49:34 No.5785023

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5785018
mystery box

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:01:38 No.5785043

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:01:38 No.5785043

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>>5785021
"Lightning Fist. She's been cutting a path throughout the first round with her incredibly swift and deadly lightning-infused martial arts. Fights like she got a chip on her shoulder or something....And the style reminds me of one assassin clan I dealt with long ago.....Ah well probably nothing important. So. The one that'd be facing her is...."

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:02:49 No.5785046

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:02:49 No.5785046

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5785043
"...Marian, because it'd be funny. Or Luke, because it'd be cool. You get to fight it out between yourself to decide who it is."

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)11:06:11 No.5785052

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)11:06:11 No.5785052

>>5785046
but that would be fighting a woman as a man, which everyone would boo upon

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:07:02 No.5785053

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:07:02 No.5785053

>>5785052
Here in Skeleton Island we practice total equality, which means it's OK for men to beat up women.

Anonymous (ID: vu2t6XAj)
10/06/23(Fri)11:09:23 No.5785054

Anonymous (ID: vu2t6XAj) 10/06/23(Fri)11:09:23 No.5785054

>>5785053
What I want to know is why so many anons keep simping on these women characters.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:10:16 No.5785055

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:10:16 No.5785055

>>5785054
Unresolved mommy issues.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:11:33 No.5785058

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:11:33 No.5785058

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>>5785046
"Oh, then I give up. Luke can have this one"

"D'AAAWWWWWWW"

"tch"

"BOOOOOOOOOOO"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)11:12:39 No.5785059

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)11:12:39 No.5785059

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5785058
"YOU AREN'T MAKING ME PUNCH A WOMEN, NOT NOW, NOT EVER"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:12:45 No.5785060

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:12:45 No.5785060

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5785058
"...Marian." says Rasputin, towering over him menacingly.

Anonymous (ID: vu2t6XAj)
10/06/23(Fri)11:13:08 No.5785061

Anonymous (ID: vu2t6XAj) 10/06/23(Fri)11:13:08 No.5785061

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5785055
Hmmm you would think they want to do the opposite of that.
>>5785058
Mean while!
>>5784956

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:15:47 No.5785064

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:15:47 No.5785064

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>>5785059
"Alright Luke, you're up. Surely you have no qualms about fighting women?"

"Oh yeah. I beat women all the time"

"...Sure. Get to the arena"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)11:17:20 No.5785067

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)11:17:20 No.5785067

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5785064
Wait, there's 5 skeletons not including Rasputin, where's the last one

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:17:34 No.5785068

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:17:34 No.5785068

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5785064
"It's good I saved the Ultra McDeathKill Super Fighter McGee for the one who didn't fight Lightning Fist, isn't it Marian?"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:22:40 No.5785073

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:22:40 No.5785073

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>>5785067
"Oh Ken's just sleeping....Keep those hands where I can see them, Jeanne"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)11:23:42 No.5785075

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)11:23:42 No.5785075

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5785073
Luke happily walks out, unaware of the piercing gazes he's receiving for saying he beats women

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:28:51 No.5785084

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:28:51 No.5785084

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>>5785075
"Boy, surely the audience will understand I mean beating women in honorable combat. Just like with the men"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)11:33:46 No.5785088

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)11:33:46 No.5785088

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5785084
Surely they'll understand it, like they understand Quattro tweeting "School uniforms are sexy"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:38:52 No.5785093

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:38:52 No.5785093

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>>5785088

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:39:34 No.5785094

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:39:34 No.5785094

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5785093
Qauttro thinks it's good to see young women getting an education.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)11:40:11 No.5785095

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)11:40:11 No.5785095

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5785093
now for the not so Showdown. Lets see if Luke gets murdered

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:43:40 No.5785097

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:43:40 No.5785097

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>>5785094
"I just really appreciate it when girls get an education and is able to make it in life"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:45:14 No.5785098

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:45:14 No.5785098

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5785097
Truly a saint, our Quattro. Now what about the duel between Luke and Lightning Hands.

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)11:46:50 No.5785099

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)11:46:50 No.5785099

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5785097
"NOW, PROSTRATE YOURSELF"

There's a huge picture of grandma in the arena people are paying respect to. Why is there a picture of grandma in this arena?

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/06/23(Fri)11:48:24 No.5785100

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/06/23(Fri)11:48:24 No.5785100

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5785097
"Thought I was very wasted when I wrote it."

Now back to >>5785095

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)11:56:36 No.5785108

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)11:56:36 No.5785108

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>>5785098
"AAAAAAND NOWWWWW. THE SKELETON FIGHT OFFICIALLY BEGINS ITS SECOND PHASE! THE FIRST BOUT IS STARTING! THIS IS GONNA BE ONE TO REMEMBER FOLKS! IN ONE CORNER, IT'S THE LIGHTNING LASS! THE LIGHTSPEED MARTIAL ARTIST! KEIKO "LIGHTNING FIIIISSSTTT"!!!!!"

"YEEAAAAHHH!"

"WOOOOOO!"

"AND IN THE OTHERRRR CORNERRRR.....IT'S LUKE "CEO OF MISOGYNY" VON JEWBURNER"

"wait what"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)11:57:50 No.5785111

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)11:57:50 No.5785111

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5785108
FIGHTERS, TAKE YOUR STATIONS! THE BATTLE BEGINS IN FIVE... FOUR... THREE...

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs)
10/06/23(Fri)11:58:15 No.5785112

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs) 10/06/23(Fri)11:58:15 No.5785112

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5785108
Racists ruin naming again. Goddamn it neo nazi scum need to die.
Any Quattro is actually now mixing the drink.

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)11:58:33 No.5785113

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)11:58:33 No.5785113

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5785108
Now a word from our sponsors.

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs)
10/06/23(Fri)11:59:15 No.5785114

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs) 10/06/23(Fri)11:59:15 No.5785114

>>5785113
Fuuuuuuuuuuu!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:07:26 No.5785121

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:07:26 No.5785121

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>>5785113
"AND HOW APPROPRIATE THAT LIGHTING FIST IS FIGHTING THIS ROUND...AS THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY "ZAP!" THE OFFICIAL SKELETON ISLAND ENERGY DRINK! FOR WHEN YOU NEED THAT BOOST IN YOUR BONES! 9/10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IT WILL NOT BLOW UP YOUR HEART!"

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs)
10/06/23(Fri)12:10:16 No.5785123

Anonymous (ID: HBcJDvTs) 10/06/23(Fri)12:10:16 No.5785123

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5785121
Because Op doesn't have a heart!
Right op!?

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:10:25 No.5785124

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:10:25 No.5785124

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5785121
BORING! Can you at least use it to make bombs?

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)12:10:39 No.5785125

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)12:10:39 No.5785125

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5785121
Promotional tie-in of one the siblings drinking the drink. (It's an obvious body double and they're really bad at acting)

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)12:11:45 No.5785126

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)12:11:45 No.5785126

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5785121
Available for only 9.99$ at your local retailer. Buy one, get the one you paid for. SkeletonIslandIsnotresponsibleforliverdamage,lungcollapseordamagetoyourintestinaltract.SpeakwithyourphysicantoseeifZapisrightforyou.Doesnotcontaindonkeytesticles.

"Zap, a shock right to your system!"

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:19:04 No.5785129

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:19:04 No.5785129

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>>5785126
*capitalism induced cheering*

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:20:00 No.5785130

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:20:00 No.5785130

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5785129
fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT GODDAMN YOU

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)12:20:16 No.5785133

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)12:20:16 No.5785133

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5785129
Lightning Hands and Luke shakes hands as is common curtesy in Duels.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:27:09 No.5785141

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:27:09 No.5785141

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>>5785133
"Alright. Nevermind what they say about the CEO of Misogyny or whatever. Put 'em here, Lightning Hands"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)12:28:31 No.5785142

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)12:28:31 No.5785142

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5785141
"Let's have an excellent duel."

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)12:28:31 No.5785143

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)12:28:31 No.5785143

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5785141
"After the video TwinkleLily99 uploaded on you beating the shit out of her? Go to hell, womanhater!"

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:29:51 No.5785144

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:29:51 No.5785144

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5785141
the moment their hands touch the fight begins and Luke gets yeeted out of the ring by a bolt of lighting

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:32:49 No.5785147

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:32:49 No.5785147

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>>5785144
"AND LIGHTNING FIST STARTS THE ROUND WITH A...ZAP! EYYYYYYY SEAMLESS SHILLING. LET'S SEE IF LUKE CAN GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT, FOLKS"

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:34:01 No.5785149

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:34:01 No.5785149

>>5785147
use that coat to glide back into the ring after flying around the Arena.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/06/23(Fri)12:34:47 No.5785151

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/06/23(Fri)12:34:47 No.5785151

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5785147
>>5785143
>>5785149

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:35:01 No.5785152

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:35:01 No.5785152

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5785147
>>5785149
forgot the dice

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:41:28 No.5785160

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:41:28 No.5785160

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>>5785151
"Twinkle?! I didn't beat her up because she's a woman! It was because she's a weird lesbian!"

"GASP"

"wait that came out wrong"

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:43:06 No.5785162

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:43:06 No.5785162

>>5785160
You scared your not man enough so that you lose women to other women?

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:44:08 No.5785163

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:44:08 No.5785163

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5785160
Lighting fists hits him again. This time in the squishy bits.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)12:47:22 No.5785165

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)12:47:22 No.5785165

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5785163
>>5785160
But Skeletons have no squishy bits.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)12:54:22 No.5785169

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)12:54:22 No.5785169

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>>5785163
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, WOMAN HATER!"

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)12:56:50 No.5785170

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)12:56:50 No.5785170

>>5785169
Luke counters with the feared cervix punch

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)12:56:52 No.5785171

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)12:56:52 No.5785171

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5785169
Heres your Knucklesandwich. Fresh from the Lightning Fist delivery service

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:06:54 No.5785174

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:06:54 No.5785174

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>>5785171
"OOOOO LOOKS LIKE LUKE COULDN'T REACT TO THAT IN TIME, FOLKS"

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)13:07:38 No.5785177

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)13:07:38 No.5785177

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5785174
Counter wit ha knee to the face!

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:08:34 No.5785179

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:08:34 No.5785179

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5785174
introduce face to knee!

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)13:09:50 No.5785181

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)13:09:50 No.5785181

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5785174
HEADBUTT

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:18:32 No.5785186

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:18:32 No.5785186

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>>5785181
"WAIT, FOLKS. THIS COULD BE PART OF HIS PLAN TO GET LIGHTNING FIST IN RANGE...AND THAT'S A HEADBUTT!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)13:19:35 No.5785188

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)13:19:35 No.5785188

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5785186
NOW SWORD THIS WHORE

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)13:19:46 No.5785189

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)13:19:46 No.5785189

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5785186
Now suplex her while she's stunned!

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)13:21:11 No.5785191

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)13:21:11 No.5785191

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5785189
>>5785186
Zoom in random audience member missing this moment because their hot dog fell on their lap.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:21:46 No.5785192

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:21:46 No.5785192

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5785186
Lightning Crash him into the ground.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:29:56 No.5785197

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:29:56 No.5785197

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>>5785189
"LIGHTNING FIST IS STUNNED! CAN LUKE CAPITALIZE?!"

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)13:31:17 No.5785200

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)13:31:17 No.5785200

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5785197
SUPLEX

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:32:13 No.5785202

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:32:13 No.5785202

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5785197
YEET into the Audience!

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)13:37:32 No.5785205

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)13:37:32 No.5785205

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5785197
A woman with a low-cut shirt and gigantic breasts is on the Jumbotron because one of the cameramen spotted her.

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)13:39:21 No.5785209

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)13:39:21 No.5785209

>>5785205
We can save this prompt for in between rounds.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:41:15 No.5785211

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:41:15 No.5785211

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>>5785200
"AAAAND HE HITS HER WITH A SUPLEX!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)13:42:20 No.5785213

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)13:42:20 No.5785213

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5785211
The crowd goes wild!

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:42:21 No.5785214

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:42:21 No.5785214

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5785211
roll out of the suplex and introduce his face to your electrified Knee.

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)13:44:04 No.5785215

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)13:44:04 No.5785215

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5785211
"Hey after its all over, would you like to taste my sausages?"
GASP

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)13:47:20 No.5785218

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)13:47:20 No.5785218

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5785211
Lightning Fist continues rolling to break the hold and crouch on one knee looking at Luke hatefully.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:47:57 No.5785220

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:47:57 No.5785220

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>>5785215
"THAT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!"

"I MEAN ACTUAL LITERAL SAUSAGES! I DO BBQ!"

"SHILL!"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)13:48:59 No.5785221

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)13:48:59 No.5785221

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5785220
Throw the woman in to the crowd.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)13:49:25 No.5785222

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)13:49:25 No.5785222

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5785220
Luke hurls a few spare wieners at the crowd

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:49:26 No.5785223

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:49:26 No.5785223

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5785220
shove your fist into his helmet and fry with Lightning what is left of his brain for the KO

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)13:49:47 No.5785224

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)13:49:47 No.5785224

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5785220
DAMN RIGHT I WILL SHILL MY BBQ, ITS DELICIOUS!

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)13:50:23 No.5785225

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)13:50:23 No.5785225

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5785220
Lightning Fists starts rubbing hands together really fast to build up a massive charge.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)13:55:45 No.5785231

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)13:55:45 No.5785231

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>>5785223
"I CAN'T STOP HERE! NOT BY THE LIKES OF YOU! NOT UNTIL I SETTLE THE SCORE. WITH "HIM" ! TAKE THIS!"

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)13:57:15 No.5785232

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)13:57:15 No.5785232

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5785231
HEADBUTT HER FIST

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)13:57:54 No.5785233

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)13:57:54 No.5785233

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5785231
push through his counterattack and finish this with maximum Voltage

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)13:58:24 No.5785234

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)13:58:24 No.5785234

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5785231
Kick her in the gut!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)13:59:30 No.5785236

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)13:59:30 No.5785236

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5785231
Just grab her and chuck her out of the arena

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)14:14:47 No.5785249

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)14:14:47 No.5785249

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>>5785233
"LIGHTNING ASSASSINATION STYLE SECRET TECHNIQUE!!!"

"THIS COULD BE IT FOR LUKE, FOLKS!"

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)14:17:28 No.5785252

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)14:17:28 No.5785252

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5785249
he falls. he forgot his rubber gimp suit under his normal clothes.

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)14:17:36 No.5785254

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)14:17:36 No.5785254

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5785249
Not if we kick her, roundhouse style

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN)
10/06/23(Fri)14:25:38 No.5785260

Anonymous (ID: +KebpoxN) 10/06/23(Fri)14:25:38 No.5785260

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5785249
Grab her by the pussy.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)14:26:13 No.5785261

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)14:26:13 No.5785261

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>>5785254

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)14:27:14 No.5785263

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)14:27:14 No.5785263

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5785261
Follow up with a tackle

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)14:31:41 No.5785266

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)14:31:41 No.5785266

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5785261
knocked out of the ring into the audience. showered in hot dogs that are being sold.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)14:34:53 No.5785272

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)14:34:53 No.5785272

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>>5785263

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst)
10/06/23(Fri)14:36:37 No.5785274

Anonymous (ID: AvCyxEst) 10/06/23(Fri)14:36:37 No.5785274

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5785272
Combo stunlock her

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)14:36:59 No.5785276

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)14:36:59 No.5785276

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5785272
ready for the sausage party?

Dump a container of sausages over her instead of teabagging

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)14:42:49 No.5785280

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)14:42:49 No.5785280

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>>5785274
"LUKE IS ON THE COUNTER OFFENSIVE NOW! DEAR LORD HE'S NOT BEATING THOSE WOMAN HATING ALLEGATIONS"

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)14:44:33 No.5785281

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)14:44:33 No.5785281

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5785280
BRUTALITY!

Throw her broken body out of the Arena. "Whos NEXT!"

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)14:44:45 No.5785282

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)14:44:45 No.5785282

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5785280
Use your rage to physically beat all the allegations of misogyny

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)14:46:41 No.5785284

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)14:46:41 No.5785284

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5785282
>>5785280
This, the only way to beat allegations is to have a mental breakdown.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/06/23(Fri)14:48:19 No.5785287

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/06/23(Fri)14:48:19 No.5785287

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5785280
>>5785284

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)14:49:17 No.5785288

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)14:49:17 No.5785288

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>>5785282
"RRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH I'M BEATING HER BECAUSE THIS IS A COMPETITION AND NOT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOOOMAAAANNNN"

"I uh dunno guys, I don't think that adds up"

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt)
10/06/23(Fri)15:03:16 No.5785298

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt) 10/06/23(Fri)15:03:16 No.5785298

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5785288
Crack open a beer and ask yourself... is this what I came to see?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:05:37 No.5785299

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:05:37 No.5785299

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>>5785298
"Man....I can't believe the violent martial arts tournament that's advertised as violent and brutal can be so...violent and brutal.....Better deal with this by chugging this refreshing can of Chillsaders Brand Beer. "

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/06/23(Fri)15:07:50 No.5785301

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/06/23(Fri)15:07:50 No.5785301

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5785299
back to the Quatt and his quest to ask Rasputin where dad is.

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt)
10/06/23(Fri)15:08:17 No.5785302

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt) 10/06/23(Fri)15:08:17 No.5785302

>>5785299
That cost 14 dollars

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)15:09:09 No.5785303

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)15:09:09 No.5785303

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5785299
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt)
10/06/23(Fri)15:11:13 No.5785306

Anonymous (ID: dYw6DJLt) 10/06/23(Fri)15:11:13 No.5785306

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5785302
>>5785299

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:14:21 No.5785312

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:14:21 No.5785312

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>>5785301
"RASPUTIN! WHERE'S DAD?!"

"Asleep in his room, why you ask?"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)15:15:19 No.5785313

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)15:15:19 No.5785313

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5785312
I need his help for this sick drink mixture I'm working on. I'm gonna go wake him up.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:18:37 No.5785314

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:18:37 No.5785314

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>>5785313
"Don't do that, he gets cranky if you wake him up early"

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)15:19:28 No.5785315

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)15:19:28 No.5785315

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5785314
Alright then let's get the bar set up for mixin'

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL)
10/06/23(Fri)15:20:06 No.5785318

Anonymous (ID: DSw+nFUL) 10/06/23(Fri)15:20:06 No.5785318

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5785314
I got the stuff bro!

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)15:20:23 No.5785319

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)15:20:23 No.5785319

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5785314
Fine, I guess I'll wait then. To the VIP area to spectate the good fights. >>5785315 It also has the bar for mixin'

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:23:54 No.5785320

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:23:54 No.5785320

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>>5785319
Quattro is now in the VIP area. With coverage over the arena and a bar, this is the perfect place to enjoy the tournament. While also sipping on the Ultimate Drink to give oneself a huge power boost so they can finally beat up their sister in the saltiest of runbacks

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)15:25:00 No.5785323

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)15:25:00 No.5785323

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5785320
Bitchin', invite your siblings to chill in the VIP area with you.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/06/23(Fri)15:25:10 No.5785324

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/06/23(Fri)15:25:10 No.5785324

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5785320
Let's change back into our old outfit, people might not recognize us with our afro

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:28:05 No.5785325

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:28:05 No.5785325

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>>5785323
Would that reveal your plan and compromise everything? Who knows. We can deal with that later. OP is sleepy.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1)
10/06/23(Fri)15:29:26 No.5785327

Anonymous (ID: yjh8mwi1) 10/06/23(Fri)15:29:26 No.5785327

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5785325
Tuck OP into bed and give him a good night smooch on the forehead

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/06/23(Fri)15:30:48 No.5785329

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/06/23(Fri)15:30:48 No.5785329

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>>5785327

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/06/23(Fri)15:30:56 No.5785330

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/06/23(Fri)15:30:56 No.5785330

>>5785325
>Would that reveal your plan and compromise everything?
Nah, not really. This whole thing isn't about revenge no more, it's about growing beyond our past self. The drink will make us strong so we can help our sister in the future, and to test our new strength we have to beat the shit out of her when she returns from her space opera tour.

And night OP, have a sleep.

Anonymous (ID: C9Bo+Z4f)
10/07/23(Sat)04:06:51 No.5785924

Anonymous (ID: C9Bo+Z4f) 10/07/23(Sat)04:06:51 No.5785924

>>5785330
Why not both?

Anonymous (ID: 4GIpZr0R)
10/07/23(Sat)08:23:48 No.5786028

Anonymous (ID: 4GIpZr0R) 10/07/23(Sat)08:23:48 No.5786028

>>5785330
(the plan is about revenge)

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)02:40:22 No.5787213

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)02:40:22 No.5787213

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Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)02:41:08 No.5787214

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)02:41:08 No.5787214

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5787213
Something seems a bit off

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a)
10/08/23(Sun)02:42:22 No.5787216

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a) 10/08/23(Sun)02:42:22 No.5787216

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5787213
GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY NO MORE AMOGUS NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)02:48:02 No.5787219

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)02:48:02 No.5787219

>>5787216
sus 100

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)02:48:17 No.5787220

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)02:48:17 No.5787220

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>>5787214

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/08/23(Sun)02:49:38 No.5787223

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/08/23(Sun)02:49:38 No.5787223

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5787220
Go back into the old outfit as we prepare THE ULTIMATE DRINK™

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)02:50:17 No.5787225

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)02:50:17 No.5787225

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5787220
broccoli

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a)
10/08/23(Sun)02:50:29 No.5787226

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a) 10/08/23(Sun)02:50:29 No.5787226

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5787219
No it's not shut up.

>>5787220
No more amogus.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)02:54:15 No.5787229

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)02:54:15 No.5787229

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>>5787225

>>5787226
sus

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/08/23(Sun)02:56:34 No.5787231

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/08/23(Sun)02:56:34 No.5787231

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5787229
I don't want any damn vegetables >:(

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)02:58:51 No.5787233

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)02:58:51 No.5787233

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>>5787231
Eat ya greans, it's good for you

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a)
10/08/23(Sun)02:59:33 No.5787235

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a) 10/08/23(Sun)02:59:33 No.5787235

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5787229
Alright fine, behold a non fake high roll. You never get to say things like 'sus' again when you behold this 90.

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/08/23(Sun)02:59:38 No.5787236

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/08/23(Sun)02:59:38 No.5787236

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5787233
gag on the broccoli and die

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:04:01 No.5787243

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:04:01 No.5787243

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>>5787236

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/08/23(Sun)03:05:43 No.5787246

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/08/23(Sun)03:05:43 No.5787246

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5787243
die even harder from getting a 100 on a joke roll in a dead bread

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a)
10/08/23(Sun)03:05:52 No.5787247

Anonymous (ID: LxV6XK3a) 10/08/23(Sun)03:05:52 No.5787247

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5787243
Kill me as well, that guy stole my 100 and I can't live with the shame of jobbing to amogus.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)03:06:49 No.5787250

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)03:06:49 No.5787250

>>5787243
Rest in peace Anon

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:11:34 No.5787256

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:11:34 No.5787256

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>>5787246

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)03:12:56 No.5787257

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)03:12:56 No.5787257

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5787256
The Dream Demon has barely escaped Dad and is now currently dragging the raving madman into the competition in his futile attempt to get away.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)03:13:56 No.5787260

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)03:13:56 No.5787260

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5787256
Lolisniffer in his pajama banging on the seal door.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)03:14:42 No.5787261

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)03:14:42 No.5787261

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5787256
I wonder if Quattro prefers Hawaiian pizza

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)03:15:08 No.5787262

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)03:15:08 No.5787262

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5787256
super duper dead

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:17:34 No.5787264

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:17:34 No.5787264

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>>5787261
You know, you never really thought about that

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)03:18:38 No.5787267

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)03:18:38 No.5787267

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5787264
ponder

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)03:18:57 No.5787268

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)03:18:57 No.5787268

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5787264
On one hand it's pure evil
On other hand - Hawaii.
What a dilemma
May as well move the plot to distract yourself from such thoughts

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)03:20:12 No.5787269

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)03:20:12 No.5787269

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5787264
Let see what it taste like?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:31:59 No.5787280

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:31:59 No.5787280

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>>5787268
MEANWHILE

"LUKE SEEMS TO HAVE KNOCKED OUT LIGHTNING FIST! THIS SEEMS TO BE IT FOLKS. UNLESS LIGHTNING FIST HAS A LAST MINUTE SHONEN POWER UP OR SOMETHING"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)03:32:50 No.5787281

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)03:32:50 No.5787281

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5787280
THUNDERBALL

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi)
10/08/23(Sun)03:33:33 No.5787282

Anonymous (ID: LWweZHoi) 10/08/23(Sun)03:33:33 No.5787282

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5787280
she does nawt

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)03:35:04 No.5787283

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)03:35:04 No.5787283

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5787280
Good job Luke.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)03:35:51 No.5787284

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)03:35:51 No.5787284

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5787280

she used her trump card.

its time for the next round

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)03:35:55 No.5787285

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)03:35:55 No.5787285

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5787280
time to shill sausages
Unless it's new Rider
Who isn't manlet.

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)03:36:42 No.5787286

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)03:36:42 No.5787286

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5787280
OH, LOOK LIKE LIGHTNING FIST COME FOR A COMEBACK WITH A >>5787281

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:41:28 No.5787293

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:41:28 No.5787293

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>>5787286

Anonymous (ID: tJ86KGgd)
10/08/23(Sun)03:42:35 No.5787295

Anonymous (ID: tJ86KGgd) 10/08/23(Sun)03:42:35 No.5787295

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5787293
Everyone cheers for her while Luke gets framed as the villain to appeal to audiences

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)03:43:49 No.5787296

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)03:43:49 No.5787296

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5787293
Unfortunately she missed.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)03:46:19 No.5787297

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)03:46:19 No.5787297

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5787293
unfortunately he noticed to late to dodge.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)03:48:01 No.5787298

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)03:48:01 No.5787298

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5787293
advertisement time

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:51:11 No.5787300

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:51:11 No.5787300

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>>5787295
"AND THE CEO OF MISOGYNY IS HIT WITH THE LIGHTNING BALL! SHE'S NOT OUT OF THE FIGHT YET FOLKS, THIS COULD BE THE COMEBACK!"

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)03:52:09 No.5787301

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)03:52:09 No.5787301

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5787300
Playback the scene from 7 different angles.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)03:53:07 No.5787302

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)03:53:07 No.5787302

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5787300
And now, a video from a previous victim of his

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)03:56:18 No.5787303

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)03:56:18 No.5787303

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5787300
Lightning Fist drag Luke body somewhere...

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)03:57:11 No.5787304

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)03:57:11 No.5787304

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5787300
Luke remains standing.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)03:58:48 No.5787305

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)03:58:48 No.5787305

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>>5787302
"I was just minding my own business but then he, completely unprompted, started beating me. I may never walk again"

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)04:03:42 No.5787307

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)04:03:42 No.5787307

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5787305
She was perving on my sister, I had to beat her up.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)04:04:11 No.5787308

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)04:04:11 No.5787308

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5787305
More testimonials

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)04:10:17 No.5787309

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)04:10:17 No.5787309

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>>5787308
"Yeah we fight eachother all the time. What do you mean?"

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy)
10/08/23(Sun)04:10:53 No.5787311

Anonymous (ID: Rw9Ke5Uy) 10/08/23(Sun)04:10:53 No.5787311

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5787309
A electrocution Luke leap upon Twinkle and beat up her and Lightning Fist their to.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)04:11:29 No.5787312

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)04:11:29 No.5787312

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5787309
quickly cut to sausage stall ad break

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)04:19:37 No.5787314

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)04:19:37 No.5787314

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>>5787311
As we can see folks, anon was so SHOCKED by the rampant Misogyny that he had a stroke

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)04:20:51 No.5787316

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)04:20:51 No.5787316

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5787314
while Chaos happens in the Arena back to Quattro preparing the fruits according to the instructions

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)04:20:52 No.5787317

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)04:20:52 No.5787317

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5787314
Luke gets so furious at Twinkle framing him and the misinterpretation that he does the infamous Ant-Man slap on Lightning Fist when she tries to follow up

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)04:23:36 No.5787319

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)04:23:36 No.5787319

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5787314
SHOCKER
indeed
~~Manlet Rider Stronger appears~~

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)04:32:26 No.5787320

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)04:32:26 No.5787320

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>>5787317
GASP

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)04:33:23 No.5787321

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)04:33:23 No.5787321

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5787320
Olessa is just silently fuming at how Luke completely fucked any chance at beating the allegations at this point.

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)04:33:44 No.5787322

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)04:33:44 No.5787322

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5787320
pimp slap

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)04:37:07 No.5787326

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)04:37:07 No.5787326

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5787320
oh no
anyway
match ends, everyone gets free hotdog

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)04:40:36 No.5787328

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)04:40:36 No.5787328

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>>5787322
"HE'S REARING UP FOR ANOTHER ONE!"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)04:41:38 No.5787329

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)04:41:38 No.5787329

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5787328
WAIT, SOMEONE ELSE IS GRABBING HIS HAND
IT'S...KEN????

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)04:42:04 No.5787330

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)04:42:04 No.5787330

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5787328
Woman subdued.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)04:42:29 No.5787331

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)04:42:29 No.5787331

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5787328
crowd boos this man

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)04:45:49 No.5787336

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)04:45:49 No.5787336

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5787328
now back to the main event. The Quatt in an Apron

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)04:46:21 No.5787337

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)04:46:21 No.5787337

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5787328
Perfect technique

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)04:47:03 No.5787338

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)04:47:03 No.5787338

>>5787336
ah yes that will dispel those pedophile vide

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)04:48:07 No.5787340

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)04:48:07 No.5787340

>>5787338
so you wanna ruin the suit in the Kitchen?

Its great but probably not the best to wear while "cooking" something special up.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)04:49:56 No.5787341

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)04:49:56 No.5787341

>>5787340
ROSA, WE GOTTA COOK

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)04:56:08 No.5787342

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)04:56:08 No.5787342

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>>5787336

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)04:56:45 No.5787344

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)04:56:45 No.5787344

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5787342
Propane grill

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:00:29 No.5787346

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:00:29 No.5787346

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5787342
what'cha cooking

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:03:02 No.5787349

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:03:02 No.5787349

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>>5787344

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)05:03:56 No.5787350

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)05:03:56 No.5787350

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5787349
hank hill impression

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:06:16 No.5787353

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:06:16 No.5787353

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>>5787350

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:07:57 No.5787354

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:07:57 No.5787354

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5787353
Cook book at the ready. Hung over a burning brazier in case it wants to screw with us

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)05:08:09 No.5787355

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)05:08:09 No.5787355

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5787353
oh wait, Quatt doesn't have a neck

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:12:15 No.5787357

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:12:15 No.5787357

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>>5787354
"You're making the Ultimate Drink. Why you busting out a grill"

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:13:06 No.5787358

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:13:06 No.5787358

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5787357
Don't dare you question my ways

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)05:13:44 No.5787359

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)05:13:44 No.5787359

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5787357
cook the book

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)05:14:09 No.5787360

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)05:14:09 No.5787360

>>5787357
for spare ribs, obviously

idiot

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:17:57 No.5787366

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:17:57 No.5787366

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5787357
for the food i will be having together with the Drink.

What would work better. Sausages or Steak?

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:19:22 No.5787368

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:19:22 No.5787368

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>>5787358

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:20:49 No.5787370

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:20:49 No.5787370

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5787368
you are a book, you wouldn't understand
cook a great stake and eat it

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)05:21:21 No.5787371

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)05:21:21 No.5787371

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5787370
+1, clean burning fuel

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:21:56 No.5787372

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:21:56 No.5787372

>>5787368
Cook asteak and have your minions prepare the Ultimate Shaker and fruit for you

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:22:57 No.5787373

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:22:57 No.5787373

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5787368
>>5787372

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:24:29 No.5787374

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:24:29 No.5787374

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>>5787370
>stake

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:25:38 No.5787375

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:25:38 No.5787375

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5787374
stake is made of meat AND garlic
obviously
*heavy sweating

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:26:15 No.5787376

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:26:15 No.5787376

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5787374
Does Vampire Vitae have any applications Rosa? I am thinking about adding some to the collection

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:27:40 No.5787378

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:27:40 No.5787378

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>>5787376
"well fuck you guys then"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)05:29:09 No.5787379

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)05:29:09 No.5787379

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5787378
BOOK, WE GOT TO COOK- I MEAN BREW

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:29:33 No.5787380

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:29:33 No.5787380

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5787378
well while he is being killed offscreen by passing by vampire hunters
might as well keep cooking

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)05:30:29 No.5787381

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)05:30:29 No.5787381

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5787378
meanwhile Luke has lost his fight

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:38:49 No.5787387

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:38:49 No.5787387

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>>5787379

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)05:40:20 No.5787388

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)05:40:20 No.5787388

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5787387
rolling for setting up the work station, and also for a list of the ingriedients we have to recall them to mind

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)05:40:52 No.5787389

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)05:40:52 No.5787389

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5787387
Now open the grill and put the brewing pot on it

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:41:29 No.5787390

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:41:29 No.5787390

>>5787387
Rosa. We need everything here. Please fetch it.

while she gets stuff prepare the Ultimate Shaker

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:41:48 No.5787391

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:41:48 No.5787391

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5787387
>>5787389
it says so in the manual

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)05:42:30 No.5787392

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)05:42:30 No.5787392

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5787387
>>5787390

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)05:47:51 No.5787395

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)05:47:51 No.5787395

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>>5787392

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)05:49:11 No.5787396

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)05:49:11 No.5787396

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5787395
Yes, everything is coming up Quattro, soon everyone will cheer your name.

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)05:49:36 No.5787397

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)05:49:36 No.5787397

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5787395
Now put the Ultimate Shaker on the grill
Ironically the instructions say to use it for brewing, not shaking

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)05:50:15 No.5787398

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)05:50:15 No.5787398

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5787395
RTFM

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)05:50:37 No.5787400

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)05:50:37 No.5787400

>>5787397
A FUCKING ONE ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY OVER

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:00:22 No.5787402

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:00:22 No.5787402

Rolled 9 (1d100)

does anyone have a list of ingridients handy?

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)06:01:12 No.5787403

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)06:01:12 No.5787403

>>5787402
its stored in the Afro.

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:05:49 No.5787405

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:05:49 No.5787405

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5787403
>>5787395
lets get that fucker out of there

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:08:24 No.5787406

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:08:24 No.5787406

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>>5787398
Alright. Looks pretty simple enough. Just mix all the ingredients together and shake them all up in the shaker. Pour the resulting concoction out and garnish with the mystical fruit. After that you can just drink it for super powers

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)06:09:35 No.5787407

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)06:09:35 No.5787407

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5787406
Yes very simple, no side effects no sir

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:11:38 No.5787408

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:11:38 No.5787408

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5787406
doing that

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:15:36 No.5787412

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:15:36 No.5787412

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5787407
>>5787408
"No side effects whatsoever"

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:19:01 No.5787413

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:19:01 No.5787413

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5787412
Hang on there’s a really tiny bit of text at the bottom of the page

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:20:03 No.5787414

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:20:03 No.5787414

>>5787413
Oh huh, I beat it by one
Never mind folks the text is just a little doodle of a guy giving a thumbs up

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)06:20:12 No.5787415

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)06:20:12 No.5787415

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5787412
is that chicken scratch... or a warning. better read it.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:21:59 No.5787417

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:21:59 No.5787417

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>>5787413
"Wait don't read that. Your dad doesn't know what he's talking about"

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:22:43 No.5787418

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:22:43 No.5787418

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5787417
Nice. Let's mix the fuck

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)06:23:15 No.5787419

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)06:23:15 No.5787419

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5787417
oh no, the instructions are in hieroglyphs!

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:26:02 No.5787420

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:26:02 No.5787420

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5787417
Oh that would be pretty bad. Do we have an anti-possession suit in our Afro somewhere? Surely MacGuffins are easy to come by

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:26:34 No.5787421

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:26:34 No.5787421

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>>5787418

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:28:07 No.5787422

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:28:07 No.5787422

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5787421
AH!

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:28:42 No.5787423

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:28:42 No.5787423

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5787421
Surely dearest Quattro won’t be so bafoonish as to blatantly disregard such a dangerous premonition, right? Come now, listen to the angel on your shoulder!

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)06:29:57 No.5787424

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)06:29:57 No.5787424

>>5787421
mix in style while doing dance
~~never gonna let you up~~

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)06:30:28 No.5787425

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)06:30:28 No.5787425

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5787421
shake dance

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)06:30:59 No.5787427

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)06:30:59 No.5787427

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5787421
>>5787424
aw fuck

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:31:44 No.5787428

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:31:44 No.5787428

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5787422
CAN QUATTRO CONTAIN SUCH POWER?!

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)06:32:09 No.5787429

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)06:32:09 No.5787429

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5787428
DRINK

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)06:32:19 No.5787430

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)06:32:19 No.5787430

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5787428
prolly

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:32:21 No.5787431

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:32:21 No.5787431

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5787428
Just tank the hit bro

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)06:32:28 No.5787432

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)06:32:28 No.5787432

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5787428
Chug

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)06:33:07 No.5787433

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)06:33:07 No.5787433

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5787428
with the Power of stylish affro and suit the Quatt can take anything. Yeet the book into the sun though before we have the drink

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:33:09 No.5787434

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:33:09 No.5787434

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5787428
He can't!

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:33:23 No.5787435

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:33:23 No.5787435

>>5787431
My rolls are so bad today and it’s literally only me what the fuck man

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)06:33:26 No.5787436

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)06:33:26 No.5787436

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OP gotta go now tho. thread on hold

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2)
10/08/23(Sun)06:34:11 No.5787437

Anonymous (ID: C8yz9LL2) 10/08/23(Sun)06:34:11 No.5787437

>>5787436
that SUCKS

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A)
10/08/23(Sun)06:34:24 No.5787438

Anonymous (ID: VF+f8Z8A) 10/08/23(Sun)06:34:24 No.5787438

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5787436
COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP RIGGING MY DICE

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)06:57:22 No.5787449

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)06:57:22 No.5787449

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5787436
convienent

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S)
10/08/23(Sun)06:59:54 No.5787450

Anonymous (ID: 5TjQAC4S) 10/08/23(Sun)06:59:54 No.5787450

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5787436
OP was the drink

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)09:33:51 No.5787509

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)09:33:51 No.5787509

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Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)09:49:03 No.5787515

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)09:49:03 No.5787515

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5787509
The Quatt emerges from the cloud of pure awesome with the Shaker and completed Drink in Hand.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:07:46 No.5787525

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:07:46 No.5787525

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>>5787515

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)10:12:03 No.5787527

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)10:12:03 No.5787527

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5787525
We're about to hit the image limit so this is a good time to end the thread.

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen)
10/08/23(Sun)10:12:08 No.5787528

Anonymous (ID: jS8RZwen) 10/08/23(Sun)10:12:08 No.5787528

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5787525
that was too easy to be true.
what if we use it on bobby
for a test run

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:14:54 No.5787529

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:14:54 No.5787529

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>>5787527
Well that's not good

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)10:19:07 No.5787530

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)10:19:07 No.5787530

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5787529
Quick, make something cool or intersting happen that leaves a satisfying cliffhanger for the next thread. Like Lolisniffer arriving at the VIP area looking very svuave and slightly irritated for being woken up early.

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:24:50 No.5787538

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:24:50 No.5787538

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>>5787530
Bah gawd! A cliffhanger to end the thread?! Could it be:

A. Dad arrives at the VIP area
B. The Drink gets stolen
C. Shotasniffer is returning
D. Quattro explodes
E. [something else]

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ)
10/08/23(Sun)10:27:00 No.5787541

Anonymous (ID: Df0ZC3OJ) 10/08/23(Sun)10:27:00 No.5787541

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5787538
>A + C
We're coming up to the big finale.

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)10:27:41 No.5787543

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)10:27:41 No.5787543

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5787538
>Dad arrives at the VIP area

>Shotasniffer is returning

BIG BAD SHOWDOWN NEXT TIME

also dont forget to yeet the book into the sun.

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)10:32:31 No.5787548

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)10:32:31 No.5787548

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5787538
>>5787543
+ E Quattro drinks it

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:37:41 No.5787555

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:37:41 No.5787555

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>>5787543
"Mmmrrrrmmm....what's going on here"

"Oh shit"

"Hey Quattro. Intel says Shotasniffer's just finished her concert. She'll be making her way back to Earth soon"

"Oh Shit"

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)10:38:27 No.5787556

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)10:38:27 No.5787556

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5787555
DRINK NOW

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA)
10/08/23(Sun)10:40:37 No.5787558

Anonymous (ID: 7iCbcrsA) 10/08/23(Sun)10:40:37 No.5787558

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5787555
Chug. Chug! CHUG! NOW!

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:43:35 No.5787564

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:43:35 No.5787564

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WILL QUATTRO BE ABLE TO CHUG IN TIME? CAN HE GAIN THE ULTIMATE POWER FOR THE SALTY RUNBACK? WILL THE TOURNAMENT CONCLUDE? OR WILL QUATTRO ONCE AGAIN GETS HIS ASS BEAT? FIND OUT ON SKELETON ISLAND 3: QUATTRO'S COUNTERATTACK, PART 7

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp)
10/08/23(Sun)10:49:46 No.5787568

Anonymous (ID: o6teCSbp) 10/08/23(Sun)10:49:46 No.5787568

>>5787564
BUT WHEN

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE)
10/08/23(Sun)10:54:40 No.5787573

Anonymous (ID: wsp79VTE) 10/08/23(Sun)10:54:40 No.5787573

>>5787568
NOW

>>5787572
>>5787572
>>5787572

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