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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

After many shenanigans last thread, you've managed to obtain great power to take your revenge!

But at the moment, you're on the edge of your seat as one of your siblings is fighting in the tournament you're hosting!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5827770
Oh shit the Time Wizards time powers are weakening now that we're in a new thread!
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>>5827775
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5827776
Is Gar okay?
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>>5827777
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5827779
Marian's about to have a one on one duel with the time wizard, watch it NOW
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5827779
Time Wizard has pulled out a mech of his own to avenge the Witch!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5827779
I'm sure Marian will do much better than Gar against the Time Wizard. Your borther also has time powers, right?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5827779
Now TW fights Marian mano a mecha
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>>5827783
Shit, does he? You heard from marian that he time traveled once or something? It wasn't clear. But you think he had a time machine or something tho
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827788
He does. He's about to fight him right now!
>>5827780
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5827788
>>5827789
Wasn't it destroyed the last time?
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>>5827790
He went back in time and undid that
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>>5827789
>>5827790
>>5827793
Yeah but didn't Shotasniffer blow that up too?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5827794
That was your original Marian who went back in time, got killed by Shotasniffer and now we have the Marian who survived.
OP, get to the fucking story already
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>>5827795
Having Gunbuster G's head being taken out by Projectile Gar is gonna make this a bit more difficult that it should be
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5827803
WAIT, THE HEAD THAT SHOTASNIFFER THROWED OUT AT THE BEGINNING OF SKELETON ISLAND 2. MARIAN KEPT IT AS A MEMENTO AFTER HE GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER
GET IT NOW, MARIAN
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>>5827804
"GODDAMNIT I LEFT IT AT HOME"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5827807
Wait, didn't you install a rocket onto it, Marian?
HAVE IT FLY FROM HOME TO THE MOON NOW
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5827814
IS IT?

The crushing unfairness of the universe has +30 bonus
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>>5827816
no
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5827816
lmao fist to the chest for that failure
"THIS IS FOR THE WITCH"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5827816
>autoloss
don't be so mean
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>>5827822
OH SHIT THAT'S WHERE THE COCKPIT IS
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5827825
MARIAN, YOU'RE A BETTER MECH PILOT THAN HIM
USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

Martin and quatro from the future come to deliver the skull To present day martin. He says some really prophetic shit like "that was one crazy adventure quatro, but for all this to make sense I need to give my skull to my past self which is my present selfs future."

They are both wearing blue suits for some reason but it won't make sense until the end of the quest.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827827
ALL SYSTEMS ARE WAILING. GUNBUSTER G IS ON ITS LAST LEGS. THE COCKPIT IS COMPROMISED. CAN MARIAN G KUJO VON JEWBURNER PULL THROUGH?


ROLL 2D100. FIRST ONE'S FOR MARIAN. SECOND ONE'S FOR THE TIME WIZARD

DUE TO SHIT'S GETTING FUCKED. THE TIME WIZARD HAS [whatever I rolled] AS A BONUS
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Rolled 31, 27 = 58 (2d100)

>>5827830
uh oh
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Rolled 3, 67 = 70 (2d100)

>>5827830
MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
GET ANGRY LIKE YOUR SISTER SHOTASNIFFER
BE BETTER THAN HER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5827832
what have you done
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Rolled 9, 66 = 75 (2d100)

>>5827830
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>>5827832
>>5827831
>>5827834
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5827837
You gotta use [COOL VIBRATIONS]
ONE LAST TIME MARIAN
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5827837
This was the big loss that was predicted.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5827839
USING『 COOL VIBRATIONS 』, MARIAN HAS NEGATED BLOWING UP FROM HAVING A GIANT ROBOT FIST SHOVED THROUGH THE TORSO. THIS ALLOWS HIM TO RETRY THE ROLL.

ROLL 2D100. FIRST ONE'S FOR MARIAN. SECOND ONE'S FOR THE TIME WIZARD

DUE TO SHIT'S GETTING FUCKED. THE TIME WIZARD HAS [whatever I rolled] AS A BONUS
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Rolled 61, 17 = 78 (2d100)

>>5827847
asspull city
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Rolled 52, 93 = 145 (2d100)

>>5827847
OH COME ON
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>>5827849
WELL FUCK MARIAN IS GOING TO RE-ENACT THE WATER TOWER DEATH
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>>5827849
The audience gasps as Gunbuster G is sent flying across the moon, then smashing into a nearby moon mountain.

MARIAN STATUS: [RETIRED]
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5827852
At least his siblings aren't disappointed. Marian actually fought until the very end.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5827852
>>5827853
yeah but now the lousy losers are three for three in losing
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>>5827853
Speaking of which. What to do about the winning team. Since it was a Team Battle. Do the witch move onto the next round too. Or only The Time Wizard gets to
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5827857
Witch gets to move on cause it'll be uneven, Quattro.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5827857
If they fought as a team, then they pass as a team
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>>5827857
Time wizard only
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>>5827860
And so the round ends
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>>5827865
>Gar still in
Don't let any of the lousy losers get through
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5827865
Time for 2KAT versus Olessa
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5827865
do 6 man ffa next, last 3 standing stay in
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>>5827866
Whoops, my b
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>>5827870
>>5827867
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5827869
>>5827871
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>>5827872
Are ye suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5827874
Yeah, it's the classic matchup. Can't go wrong with it.
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>>5827874
Yes, and make it so if they step out of the ring it's auto lose.
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>>5827875
And so the next round is decided...and OP gotta go get dinner. Bread on hold. Until it isn't. Whenever that is. See ya

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5834400
The ground is shaking! A Moonquake! But why?
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>>5834403
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5834405
Anyway, Quattro ran off to do some errand and brought Rosa and Apprentice along.
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>>5834420
"Alright, I'm back, anything new?...Where's Rosa? And Quattro?"

"Oh, dad. They, uh, ran out to do some errands"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5834426
"Word around the arena is you've got a fat cock."
- 2kat to Olessa
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>>5834428
"Yes....I do"

"I got a fat cock too"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5834438
"Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime. Maybe a little oil. Two fat cocks. Together. Oil."


LMAO 10/10 OP = MVP
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>>5834444
"Our fat cocks....together....and oil....Oh you want a cookout? Sure, Luke can help with that"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5834449
"You're naive. Had I been so inclined, I could have killed you at least three times by now."
-2kat the bicylops
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>>5834453
"ONLY 3? Tournament standards must be really low this year"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5834456
They started a Cockfight of who the best chicken and the defeated will be cook.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5834456
"I should slap you. Not to mention, that during this conversation, I could have groped you, at least 5 times.

Okay, let's say maybe 4 times."
-Olessa the $$60 billion woman
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>>5834458
"ONLY 4? Molesting standards must be really low this year"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5834459
cue vaguely flirtatious threats from both contestants
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5834459
"You seem pretty confident. We'll start as soon as this coin hits the ground."
-Olessa flips a coin into the air.
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>>5834467
"Holy shit a coin" - audience member
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5834471
"Wait does she mean a date or a fight-" both attack the coin as soon as it reaches the top of its arc
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5834471
Coin hits the ground and they both charge at each other, weapons drawn, to clash in the middle of the arena.
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>>5834476
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5834483
there is a firefight
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5834483
2kat jumps back, swings her swords, and creates an X-shaped wind void towards Olessa.
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>>5834488
OH SHIT
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5834491
she blocks it with her cock
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>>5834496
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5834499
The chicken no longer exist. Shed a tear for it's valiant sacrifice.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5834499
a billion chickens gluck angrily about the abuse of their sister.

One more hit and it will no longer be a battle. but a massacre of whoever hit the chicken
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>>5834509
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5834514
A new star was born that day, to be held forever in our memory.
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>>5834515
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5834522
Quattro and his crew return to watch the duel.
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>>5834523
"back from your offscreen adventure, aren't you"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5834528
Ye, the bar was running low on alcohol. Had to go get some more. Grandma's going through the stash pretty fast.
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>>5834529
"Mom, stop drinking all the booze! That's not just for you!"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5834543
"GODDAMNIT QUATTRO NOT YOU TOO, AND THAT FRIEND I JUST TIED UP"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5834543
Quattro mixes a cool drink for Grandma that you can only appreciate slowly to save the stash.
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>>5834546
"HE'S MY APPRENTICE, DAD. DON'T TIE HIM UP"

"Aint my fault he looks suspicious"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5834552
Rose wheels in Marian in a full body cast, followed by the rest of the siblings who are now allowed in the VIP section.
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>>5834555
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>>5834558
"Heya Dad, sorry I lost. I tried my best"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5834559
>>5834558
Which is arguably better than being anon, who fails his roll like a dumbass.
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>>5834562
Alright Lolisniffer, how do you respond?

A. "Eh, it is what it is, son"
B. "It's fine, I didn't expect much anyway"
C. "You tried your best, and that's all that matters"
D. "Shame"
E. "We fall so we can get up again, son"
F. "At least you did better than anon, look at him and his failure to roll"
G. "You'll get em next time"
H. [insert option here]
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5834567
C. "You tried your best, and that's all that matters"
F. "At least you did better than anon, look at him and his failure to roll"
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>>5834568
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5834567
H - Punch self in the face
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5834572
Anon is evicted from the VIP area in spectacular fashion.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5834572
How is betty doing?
Can Quattro make her proud?
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>>5834574
"STOP BREAKING THE WINDOWS" - Quattro
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5834580
or else we won't have budget for a prize winnings
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5834580
Turns out non-grumpy (and slightly drunk) Grandma is very sweet and loves to dote on her Grandchildren.
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>>5834588
"AAAAaaaawwwwww, who's my favorite, grandchild? Thaaaat's right. Allllll of you are. Look at you. So grown up now. But still soooo adorable"

"Mom, you're making them uncomfortable"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5834607
"Y-you're all such good children *Hic*. You deserve some sweets for being so adorable, let Grandma go make you something really tasty."
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>>5834615
"Yeeeep. Gonnna make something reeeeaaaaal nice for my good little girls and boys"

"Mom, do you even know where you're going?"

"The kitchen. Duuuuuh. Gonna make you something too, mr Grumpypants. Then maybe you'd stop being so cranky"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5834625
Oh shit the match is heating up! Quickly, swap over to it!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5834625
I guess she takes issue that you are all basically nothing but bones
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>>5834628
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5834630
The rest of Green Team and Luke arrive and sit down in the VIP Area.
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>>5834630
>>5834631
It's kinda nice that Quattro is one who gathers all family members for cool event. What a nice older brother he is
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5834636
>>5834630
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>>5834631
As they arrive, OP gets really sleepy all of a sudden. Bread on hold for like, 10 hours. prolly
https://twitter.com/notapaladin updates n shit b here
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>>5834641
thanks for bread OP
have a pleasant dreams about SHIN SUPER ROBOT PILOT ADVENTURES, COMING TO YOU SOON
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>>5834642
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5835392
Luke makes Sandwiches now? Damn that boy can do anything.
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>>5835394
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835408
Is there a limit to Luke's cooking prowess?
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>>5835427
Probably vegan food or something
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5835435
Damn look at him handle that grill! He's making an absolute feast for the VIP Section!
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>>5835461
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5835476
okay, let's get back to the fight with 2kat and olessa
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5835476
>>5835488
back to battle
war and death
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>>5835488
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5835495
Damn, they're evenly matched. Whose gonna win?
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>>5835497
"THEY'RE EVENLY MATCHED, FOLKS. SO FAR NEITHER HAS GAINED THE UPPER HAND! WHO'S GONNA FUCK UP FIRST?"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5835510
Olessa stabs at 2kat, but only manages to rip off her jacket
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>>5835511
OLESSA GOES IN FOR A STAB

ROLL 2D100, FIRST IS FOR OLESSA, 2ND IS FOR 2KAT
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Rolled 26, 96 = 122 (2d100)

>>5835515
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Rolled 84, 9 = 93 (2d100)

>>5835515
COULD IT BE?
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>>5835516
OLESSA RIPS UP 2KAT'S JACKET! BUT 2KAT MANAGED TO RETALIATE AND FINALLY GOT A HIT IN!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5835531
2kat continues to slices and dices at Olessa, but can only cut off the breastplate
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>>5835532
"2KAT'S NOT LETTING UP ON HER ATTACKS, FOLKS. SHE'S PRESSING THE ADVANTAGE! BUT FORTUNATELY FOR OLESSA, HER ARMOR'S DOING ITS JOB"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5835541
Olessa half-crescent swipes at 2kat, but 2kat manages to slide underneath the blow, then between Olessa legs, chopping off her skirt in the process
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>>5835546
"ANOTHER ATTACK THAT DAMAGED CLOTHING! ALMOST LIKE ANON HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5835558
WELL, IT'S GONNA KEEP HAPPENING IF THEY KEEP SLASHING AT EACH OTHER!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5835558
What?! How could you even say something like that, OP? What kind of person do you take me for?

Anyways, Olessa sweeps the legs in return, but 2kat's pants are all that are slashed off.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5835558
The two keep attacking at each other, but no more clothing is cut off
This is family friendly bloodsport goddamnit
I will not see this taken of the air for Anon
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>>5835562
nevermind, this is extremely unfamily friendly
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>>5835562
So, they don't keep attacking at each other, but more clothing is cut off
This isn't family friendly bloodsport
You will see this taken of the air for Anon?
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>>5835559
"THEN PUNCH EACHOTHER INSTEAD. THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5835572
Olessa and 2kat hit each other in the face at the same time with the pommel of their weapons, losing their respective head and face coverings.
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>>5835576
AND BEHIND THOSE MASKS....ARE SECOND MASKS
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5835580
Wow, they really are made for each other.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5835580
They land even more punches on each other and each time they break the other's mask only for there to be another mask underneath.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5835580
"All right, time to end this"
-Olessa starts twirling her halberd above her head, preparing for the CONSTRIKE
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>>5835586
"What the hell's a CONSTRIKE?"

*shrug*
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5835589
Uh oh lag issue
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5835589
Olessa chops straight down on 2kat, cleaving her in half.
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>>5835590
MEANWHILE. BACK AT ANON'S HOUSE

"Goddamnit, the feed's lagging."
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5835592
Call the offices of the tournament to complain
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>>5835592
Restart the modem
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5835594>>5835592
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5835592
Anon gets connected back to the fight
"WOW THAT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE ATTACK I HAVE EVER SEEN!"
"YEAH IT WAS AMAZING, SEEING IT LIVE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE!"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5835595
Roll for anon against his modem
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5835597
Fuck you I will
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5835595
>>5835596
>>5835597
>>5835599
LOL NO NO NO NO
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5835597
seems like Anon wont be able to tune in again till next week when the serviceman comes over.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5835597
I wonder who could be behind this roll.
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>>5835599
>>5835600
>>5835601
>>5835604
The modem....was too strong...
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5835605
"Oh wow! Was that Olessa's patented CONSTRIKE™? You can only see something like that once in a lifetime!"
-Grandma coming in with a hand-prepared amuse-bouche
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5835605
Grandma in the kitchen.
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>>5835608
Yet anon will never get to see it. Due to his shit internet
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5835611
Anon also misses 2kat congratulating Olessa on the win, but telling her to keep in touch for "special projects".
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5835611
Steal his neighbors internet
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>>5835613
"I-I missed...the fight's conclusion?...No...It can't be..."
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5835615
Cope
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>>5835616
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835615
That's why you killed your internet?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5835619
MORE COPIUM
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5835619
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooown
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5835619
Up the dosage! Anon is in critical condition!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5835620
>>5835619
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>>5835621
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5835627
>Disgusting
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>>5835628
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5835630
uh michal bay wants to make the rebuilds!
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>>5835632
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5835633
Game over?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835633
Now show them with their clothing blown off, OP
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>>5835637
Why would you want to see anon with his clothing blown off, anon?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5835638
He's talking ninja nonsense, OP.
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>>5835638
I meant 2kat and Olessa
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5835638
That anon is gay ... Duh
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>>5835639
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5835648
Uh, before we duck, I think we oughta discuss the Bobby situation.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5835648
>>5835648
Ninja kick the damn faggot! I mean back to the show! Oh wait it's over!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5835648
Luke has grilled burgers for everyone.
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>>5835653
"Wow, what a great conclusion to the fight."

"Pity on anyone who missed it"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5835659
The winner is... Lolisniffer?!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5835659
All right, time for the next fight! Tables, ladders, and chairs match!

Betty v Boy v Vampirate v Cool McGuy

First man(or person for the politically correct in the audience) to grab the belt wins!
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>>5835663
Anon's internet is so laggy he's manifesting results from another dimension
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>>5835665
Anon shoots himself cuz his head canon doesn't come true
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5835665
ROYAL RUMBLE

Betty v Boy v Vampirate v Cool McGuy

LAST MAN STANDING WINS
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5835665
>>5835666
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>>5835667
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuure
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5835675
OH YEAH!

HELL IN A CELL BABY!
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>>5835677
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5835690
They're going to fight in the dungeon tileset for extra immersion. MAKE READY THE ARENA!
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>>5835690
"Hey, uhhh, Quattro, shouldn't you go down there and announce this fight? Seems kinda of a big deal."
-Lolisniffer
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5835694
This was always here.
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>>5835692
While the arena is being readied, let's all point and laugh at anon's failure to roll >>5835694
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5835697
His failed roll is shown on the Jumbotron in the arena, for everyone's enjoyment.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5835697
You know, I'm just gonna take my dice and go home!
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>>5835698
>>5835699
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5835701
The main characters in the VIP Room are all in stitches at anon's failure.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5835701
That's it! I'm outta here! And I'm taking the thread with me!
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>>5835706
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>>5835709
Let's switch to Betty, cause she's cool.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5835709
I'll give it back... for 1 million dollars!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5835709
>>5835714
muh roll
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>>5835714
>>5835718
Wait hol up, another dumbass failed his roll this time
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5835719
>>5835714
You do this right now, OP
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5835719
Meanwhile Lolisniffer is trying to re-imprison his mom as she is making snacks
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5835697
>>5835701
>>5835709
>>5835719
lol Well-played. I like your style.

The arena goes pitch black with somber music playing.
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>>5835721
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5835734
>>5835714
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5835734
He get's a cookie from her, so he doesn't do it.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5835734
"Come to help Mommy with the cooking? Well put on an apron and start chopping!"
Being drunk, Grandma doesn't know what Lolisniffer is up to, but figures it's all right.
>>
Faggots forcing Lolisniffer to reseal Grandma when all she does is bake sweets for her Grandchildren. This is peak fatherless behavior,
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>>5835744
It's one nigger doing it anon. We're trying to stop it the best we can.
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>>5835739
"Well...it couldn't hurt, I suppose"
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>>5835749
Sounds devious... Be on your guard, Lolisniffer
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5835749
Lovely family cooking happens.
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>>5835749
>>5835751
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5835749
>>5835751
where the fuck is my dice
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>>5835752
But before that....let's point and laugh at this failure >>5835751
>>5835753
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5835755
"Hey, do you know the recipe for steamed pizza?"
Lolisniffer

>>5835751
>>5835753
lol Get rekted, faggot.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5835755
excuse me, I can roll dice perfectly
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>>5835758
Too late, your failures are immortalized for all to see
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5835760
The announcers make a special report about it over the intercom.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5835760
Lolisniffer and Grandma have a good chuckle at anon's expense while doing some cooking.
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>>5835763
Lolisniffer's having fun. To the point that he forgot what he came into the kitchen to do in the first place
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5835767
Now, let's get back to the fight.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5835767
>>5835768
They keep trying to remove each others' masks and clothes
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5835767
>>5835768
Is the Arena prepared for combat!?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5835771
Quick, roll against the will of the universe
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5835773
I make the Universe my bitch
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5835773
Outlook not so good.
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>>5835776
Outlook not so good, what's wrong with it?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5835779
Stop messing around OP and get to the actual fight scene.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5835779
Quattro starts rigging for Betty to win
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5835779
You know.
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>>5835780
AND SO THE CELL IS LOWERED ONTO THE ARENA
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5835786
Quattro gets real excited about this cause its a cage match and also betty is in there.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5835786
Interview woman goes down ringside to talk to the contestants one-by-one.
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>>5835790
Alright, let's see what this one has to say
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5835796
"OP is a faggot!"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5835796
"Ey yo, Shoutout to my best friend: Racecar Johnny. Without him I wouldn't have been able to get this far."
*Strike a cool pose*
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5835796
Man I'm pretty.
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>>5835798
Racecar Johnny gives a knowing thumbs up from the stands
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5835804
How about we interview BOY next?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5835805
>>5835804
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5835804
I hope Quattro is in audience with huge flags and other Betty merchandise
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>>5835806
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5835814
"Is Shotasniffer recording this?"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5835814
Boy has a severe case of stage fright.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5835814
he bites his tongue
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5835814
Yeah, I'm too drunk for this. Just go to the next guy.
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>>5835817
The Boy is not used to being interviewed. He is extremely nervous
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835814
"Am I on TV now? Hey Mom. Hey Dad. Hope your proud."
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5835820
He begins to shake aggressively
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5835820
He walks away.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5835820
he genuflects
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5835825
>>5835824
>>5835823
>>5835820
He tries to do all three of these things at the same time, fails, and passes out due to stress.
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>>5835825
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5835828
Welp, let's move onto Betty now.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5835828
Betty steps in to save Boy from the cameras.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5835828
Expertly hidden from camera = the move
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835828
He was tying his shoes. The camerawoman looks at the camera confused.
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>>5835831
"Sorry, he's just, uh, camera shy. No more questions, please"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5835835
WOOO BETTY BEST GIRL IS HERE
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5835835
LASTLY, VAMPIRATE
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5835835
Vampirate attempts to seduce the interviewer
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5835835
Vampirate has her foot on a chest full of gold
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>>5835837
"Get down from there, Quattro"

"WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5835844
Actually get down from there
With all the Betty merch but in yellow colors
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oh shit i gotta go somewheres, be back in an hour or so
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>>5835849
Take care OP
Get some poak buns while you are at it
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Shieeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5835900
Vampirate is being obnoxious infront of the cameras.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5835900
Vampireta is singing that its alright to be a pirate in front of the cameras
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>>5835902
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5835906
"Haha, I am.aiming to actually kill people this match! Like, end their (un)lives!"


"Yo-ho!"
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>>5835928
"Should we be showing this on-camera?"

"It's fine, we already had deaths in the tourney"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5835929
COME ON, SHOW MORE BETTY
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>>5835931
"Was that Quattro?"

"Yeah...he gets like that whenever Betty's around"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5835939
its time to start. Contestants! to! Your! CORNERS!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5835939
WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
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>>5835942
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5835948
AAAAND.... RELEASE THE DINOSAURS!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5835948
>>5835949
wait what
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>>5835949
MY GOD
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5835952
that's a lot of budget
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5835952
The dinousaurs spring forth, ready to kill. One of them even has a knife.
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>>5835953
"AAAAAND WE'RE OOOOFFFFF. WITH THE RELEASE OF THE DINOSAURS INSIDE THE RING, IT'S PANDEMONIUM IN THAT CELL RIGHT NOW FOLKS. THE FIGHTERS ARE BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACHOTHER AND THE DINOSAURS! SOME ARE EVEN BEING FLUNG TO THE SIDES OF THE CELL! DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE NOW"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5835958
Sides of the cell are under electricity, so staff quickly cooks freshly killed dinos to sell as KFD nourishment for audience
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>>5835959
"DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, FOLKS. LUKE'S A PROFESSIONAL. BUT YOU AINT"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5835963
Show us a cool action scene from within the cage.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5835963
are there any dinos left?
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>>5835965
OH SHIT WATCHOUT THAT ONE HAS A KNIFE
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5835969
you call that a knife?
THIS is a knife.
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>>5835970
"That's a sworrrddddddd"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5835971
semantics, get back to the grilling net
did we secure rights on raptor with uzi btw?
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>>5835973
"No, That's why it was the first to be grilled"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5835976
tastes like a chicken
Keep the hat tho.
How is battle is going anyway
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5835976
Knife Dino expertly parries the sword.
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>>5835978
BANG BOOM POW

WHAT AN EPIC BATTLE WITH NO CLEAR WINNER
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5835996
Cool McGuy is pushing the Vampirate to her limits.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5835996
Quattro loudly supports and cheers for Betty from sidelines
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>>5835998
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5836012
Hit her with the finger guns!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5836012
Walk along the razor's edge!
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>>5836018
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5836022
But don't look down just keep your head, or you'll be removed due to copyright strike!
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>>5836025
QUICK, DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FIT THE LYRICS
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5836032
Quick, deploy a duck!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5836032
Close down the limit!
Just in point of return.
Reaching the bottom you still gotta kick her ass!
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>>5836037
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5836040
Duck too gets grilled and sold by Luke
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5836040
The modern day dinosaur. Look at it's fearsome beak and fluffy feathers. A nightmare come to life.
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>>5836041
No...it can't be
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5836045
It's a pekin duck
not to serve in chinese restaurants to lonely dad and son family dinners
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>>5836047
It'lllll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Peking Duck for a lonely dad and son, what's the worse that could happen. Riiiiiiight
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5836058
thankfully there are no such restaurants nearby
Right?
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>>5836061
"...Probably not important"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5836064
Oh no! It gets destroyed by one of fighters falling into it after huge attack within the cage!
You can't see who is that due to smoke!
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>>5836066
"...Why was a restaurant inside arena grounds anyway?"

"Why are YOU still in there too, tho?" Luke's intercom buzzes

"Oh shit right, no more dinos."
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5836070
Betty and Boy are locked in dangerous combat!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5836070
>"...Why was a restaurant inside arena grounds anyway?"
cheap real estate
gotta fund that winning prize somehow
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>>5836073
"THEY'RE FIGHTING ALL OVER THE CAGE!"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5836079
Betty has a upper hand due of bias of this anon poster!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5836079
>>5836080
Boy sure is struggling against her right now. Has Rasputin taught him any secret moves that might help turn the tide!?
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>>5836080
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5836088
what a rude accusation
next thing you'll tell me that there is some sort of reason why electric fence doesn't work when betty steps on it
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5836085
>>5836088
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>>5836097
CONVENIENT RASPUTIN MEMORY SAYS:

"Boy. Of all the possible opponents in the tournament. You may have the most trouble with Betty. Not only you both train in the same martial art, she is older, more experienced and in general have much better base physical stats than you. You are very likely to get your ass beat"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5836104
get your ass beat as good boy you are
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5836104
"Surely you have taught me some secret technique to fight back?"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5836104
Boy has no choice but to use his DEMON HERITAGE to unlock a new move
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5836104
Boy remember that one technique Quattro taught him that might give him the upper hand.
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>>5836116
"In the crucible of battle, You will find new knowledge. Dig deep, boy. Use whatever at your disposal. What do you have that she doesn't? Through adversity, you can force your demonic blood to evolve yourself....Oh you want to learn new secret techniques too? So you can pull them out at dramatic moments according to the plot?"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5836126
boy has cute appeal for older onee-san type of characters
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>>5836131
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5836136
Uhh... I mean a demonic form that look like a mini Rasputin.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5836136
>Quattro and Shotasniffer have same ID
really makes you think
Anyway boi activates fake tipsy fist technique, legally allowed drunken fist type of art for underage pupils he learned from Quattro
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>>5836147
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5836161
Henshin a go go baby
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5836161
Rasputin loudly cheers boy on
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5836161
two hour power up animation for Boy
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>>5836163
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5836175
Quattro puts boy on the list
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5836175
>>5836149
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>>5836178
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5836185
During the flight Betty grabs MrCoolGuy and Vampirite and tosses them at the boy
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>>5836187
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5836197
Damn, Jet Stream Attack didn't work!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5836197
It's now Betty's turn to feel the heat.
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>>5836198
"BOY'S PRESSING HIS ADVANTAGE! HIS POWER UP HAS GRANTED HIM A BURST OF ENERGY, BUT CAN HE KEEP THIS UP?!"
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>>5836204
Quattro's loud support for Betty with megaphone distracts Boy concetration
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>>5836206
"ANON'S BETTY BIAS ALSO CAUSED HIM TO FAIL HIS ROLL LIKE A DUMBASS"
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5836204
Surely Betty has a technique taught to her under the Chillsaders to balance the fight
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5836210
"H-he's faster than I thought. I can't keep this up!"
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5836210
The Power Up was not complete. It was missing the montage.

Boy cant hold it any longer
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5836210
goddammit, my hands where busy with waving flags
>>5836214
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>>5836213
CONVENIENT RASPUTIN MEMORY SAYS:

"Betty. If you are to meet Boy in combat in this tournament...With your experience, skills and generally much better base stats, you are likely to beat his ass....Unless he has a secret transformation or something. Then things get complicated"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5836218
Betty unleash your yellow powers!
That will catch him by surprise!
Use relaxed movement to dodge his attack, chill his burst of power!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5836218
No time for internal Rasputin monolouge, Boy is still attacking relentlessly!
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>>5836221
>>5836225
"Indeed. In a contest of the same style. 9 times out of 10, you're likely to come out on top. But if something unexpected happens, perhaps doing the same would help. Try something from Quattro's branch of our school perhaps? His swaying movements, the relaxed posture. But whatever you do, don't try the----"

Smack
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5836229
"Okay listen here you little shit"
Betty gets angry
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5836229
Cool McGuy and Vampirate are trying to pick themselves up after being chucked by Betty.
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>>5836231
"A HEADBUTT! BOY AND BETTY ARE METAPHORICALLY AND SOMEWHAT LITERALLY LOCKING HORNS!"

"Playtime's over, Boy. Just because you're my nephew doesn't mean I'll go easy on you"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5835392
>>5836260
>14 straight hours of questing
Find the drugs OP is using
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5836260
BETTY UNLEASHES GRANDMA POWERS ON BOY
OH SHIT
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5836260
A test of strength! But who will prevail, Boy or Betty!?
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>>5836262
Nah couldn't have been that long--oh shit
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5836268
headbutt harder!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5836268
Let the sands of time run through your fingers
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>>5836271
As the two clash. OP remembers it's 2 AM and he has work in the morning. So uh, thread on hold until it continues. Whenever that is.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5836295
have a good rest OP, thanks for bread
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>>5836295
Thanks for running.
>>
I hope we will pick up on the yellow power thing. It'd be interesting to have a switch sibling
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>>5835804
I want the next quest to be 'Co-op Quest: The Thrilling Adventures of Cool McGuy and Racecar Johnny'
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>>5837969
Quattro's hubadub is cancelled in favor of true kino
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5841070
Now back to the plot. Have Betty unleash some sorta ULTRA power up to beat boy.
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>>5841071
muh kino
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5841074
do your plot thingy, OP
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5841074
I can't believe OP started a bread out
of fucking nowhere like this.
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>>5841075
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>>5841078dice+1d100
Can Boy escape the clutches of Betty before it's too late!?
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>>5841080
Everyone look! Anon has fucked up his dice
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5841080
N-no, my dice roll! Not like this!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5841081
anon has failed once again
>>5841078
OKAY NOW SLAM DUNK BOY, BETTY
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>>5841082
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5841085
SLAM DUNK BOY WITH A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5841085
"I'm sorry, aunt Betty, but I can not fall here!"
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>>5841086
CAN BETTY DUNK BOY?! CAN BOY GET OUTTA THERE AND REVERSE IT?!

A. Dramatic Flashback
B. Cut to something else
C. Cool McGuy and Vampirate does something to interrupt
D. You give OP all your money
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5841095
A. DRAMATIC FLASHBACK
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5841095
>A. Dramatic Flashback
WHAT SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED IN THE FLASHBACK
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>>5841096
FLASHING BACK

to decidedly less violent times
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5841107
Nah, they're still violent.
Betty was training Boy how to get out of this.
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>>5841110
"Alright Boy, pay attention. Or else you won't avoid getting dunked on"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5841116
KOBE!
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>>5841117
>kobe
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5841118
okay my bad
uh...
LEBRON JAMES!
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5841118
Michael Jordan!
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>>5841119
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5841125
yeah okay just dunk BOY into the hoop already
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5841125
Boy, you have to avoid being dunked. If you don't, we won't get the Rasputin vs Boy fight we were promised in Chapter 1
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>>5841129
OH SHIT THAT'S RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5841131
BOY AVOID GETTING DUNKED RIGHT NOW
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>>5841132
BUT WHAT CAN BOY DO?

A. REVERSE THE DUNK
B. BREAK THE HOLD
C. Well they're in a cage, maybe he could just grab onto the ceiling or something iunno
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5841134
B. BREAK THE HOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5841134
D: THE CAGE IS ELECTRIFIED! GRAB IT AND OUTLAST BETTY DURING THE ELECTROCUTION!
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>>5841136
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5841141
BOY UNLEASH YOUR SUPER NOW!
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>>5841142
HIS SUPER? WHICH IS...
A. Demon Claws
B. One Inch Punch
C. Skeleton Finger
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5841144
A. DEMON CLAWS
totally not a wolverine rip off
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>>5841147
Of course not.

Since Boy's demon claws is manifesting two gigantic clawed hands out of spirit energy
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5841158
SPIRITOOOOOOOO DEMONIC CLAAAAAAAAAAAAWS
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5841158
Punch Betty into the ground with the massive spirit claws!
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>>5841161
>>5841159
"Oh good, the kid's gonna punch her with those big ass skelly hands. That'd take out one contestant"

"Unless he plans to just slash everywhere with those giant claws. And being inside this cage means we'll get caught in it too. Wouldn't that be fucked or what"
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5841164
BOY SLASHES EVERYONE
uh oh
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5841164
Vampirate just turns to mist to avoid the massive AOE attack
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5841166
ROLL 4d100 .

First roll is for Boy. Second is Betty. Third is Cool McGuy and fourth is Vampirate
>>
Rolled 51, 76, 2, 14 = 143 (4d100)

>>5841170
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 79, 9, 98, 10 = 196 (4d100)

>>5841170
Cool McGuy uses the Vampirate to shield himself.
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>>5841177
"OH SHIT FOLKS. BOY'S CUTTING THE FUCK UP THE HELL IN THE CELL!"
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5841181
In the end, only the two remain. Cool McGuy and an exhausted Boy.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5841181
ain't that mean the cage gonna fall apart?
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>>5841185
Yes
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5841191
! Boy's transformation is fading, he can't maintain it any longer.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5841191
>>5841192
COOL MCGUY whips out the sunglasses shurikens
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>>5841194
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5841197
"You're good, kid. Lets see if you have it in you to go all the way and unlock that potential of yours!"
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5841197
>>5841198
BOY, DRINK THAT ENERGY DRINK
IT'LL GIVE YOU POWER
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>>5841199
What energy drink
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5841203
that shotasniffer branded one for some reason
have boy pull it out of his inventory
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5841203
The "Legally distinct from Monster Energy Drink™" Energy Drink. It must've fallen into the arena when Boy broke the cage.
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>>5841204
"....I don't remember taking this, at all"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5841211
Eh, might as well, boy. You're gonna lose if you don't get a power up RIGHT NOW
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5841211
"Are you just going to stand there, or are we going to FIGHT!?"
A sunglasses shuriken knocks the bottle out of the Arena.
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>>5841212
iunno guys, seems kinda sketch

Roll 2d100. First For Boy. Second for CoolMcGuy
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Rolled 57, 39 = 96 (2d100)

>>5841218
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FEEL THE POWER OF RED, BOY
>>
Rolled 83, 8 = 91 (2d100)

>>5841218
Hmm.
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>>5841219
>>5841221
Oh good. Turns out it's just a plain old energy drink that reinvigorates Boy
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5841227
throw it back... right at cool mccoolguy's glasses
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>>5841229
OH SHIT

Roll 2d100. First For Boy. Second for Cool McGuy
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Rolled 68, 25 = 93 (2d100)

>>5841232
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 46, 52 = 98 (2d100)

>>5841232
Cool McGuy deflects it!?
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>>5841233
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5841241
Equip another pair of sunglasses.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5841241
>>5841242
HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS SUNGLASSES
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>>5841243
No no, it's "He can't be seen without his sunglasses"
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>>5841242
"Cool McGuy. Always come prepared"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5841249
Hit 'em with the finger guns!
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5841249
Yeah just punch him in the face, boy
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>>5841255


Roll 2d100. First For Boy. Second for Cool McGuy!
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Rolled 34, 9 = 43 (2d100)

>>5841263
Who'll get the second blow in!?
>>
Rolled 12, 60 = 72 (2d100)

>>5841263
Kaplow!
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>>5841265
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5841268
Boy is in range, get the grab on him!
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>>5841269
CAN COOL MCGUY LAND THE COMMAND GRAB?
Roll 2d100. First For Boy. Second for Cool McGuy!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5841271
Fling him!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5841272
There will be a second d100 for this one
>>
Rolled 16, 93 = 109 (2d100)

>>5841271
Oh boy, that's a difficult maneuver
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>>5841272
>>5841274
>>5841275
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5841283
Throw him sky high.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5841283
Break free, Boy! You can't lose here!
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>>5841287
"THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF THE CAGE, BOY. NOW YOU CAN FLY!"

ROLL 2D100, SAME AS BEFORE!
>>
Rolled 57, 81 = 138 (2d100)

>>5841291
Time to see if demons can go to heaven!
>>
Rolled 22, 75 = 97 (2d100)

>>5841291
BOY, DO SOMETHING
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>>5841292
>>5841293
"BOY IS LAUNCHED STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR. CAN HE COUNTER THIS, FOLKS. OR ARE WE SEEING THE END OF THIS MATCH?"
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5841296
Now, hit him with the Twin Finger Gun Salute before he can recover!
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>>5841299
COULD DIS BE? WHAT CAN BOY DO?

A. Shoot something back i guess iunno
B. Dodge mid-air
C. Slam back down
D. Deus Ex Machina
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5841314
>Slam back down
TANK THAT HIT AND SLAM HIM DOWN!
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>>5841315
OH SHIIIEEEEEEEEET
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5841320
CAN HE MAKE IT ALL THE WAY!?
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>>5841323
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5841338
GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
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Rolled 115 (1d1000)

>>5841342
GIVING IT THEIR ALL. ROLL 2D1000
>>
Rolled 567, 411 = 978 (2d1000)

>>5841345
ONE FINAL, TITANIC STRUGGLE!
>>
Rolled 612 (1d1000)

>>5841345
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 17 (1d1000)

>>5841345
>>5841349
God fucking dammit I keep getting defeated by the two dice.
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>>5841348
>>5841349
>>5841352
"...So this....is the power...of youth, huh....not bad"
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5841357
"Heh... you'll go.. far, kid... you'll go far..."
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5841357
barely standing.
"You are gonna be one cool kid one day."
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>>5841358
THE ROYAL RUMBLE HELL IN THE CELL BATTLE ROYALE WITH DINOSAURS ENDS WITH THE "ANTI DOUBLE FINGER GUNS SCHOOL OF RASPUTIN DEMON KICK"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5841375
Boy is having difficulty standing up after that one.
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>>5841379
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5841387
Skelly medics run on to the field to tend to the fighters.
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>>5841388
"Alright Boy. Let's get you fixed up"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5841397
...hold on, something's not right here.
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>>5841401
"Aunt Betty?!"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5841414
"Come one, we're going to the infirmary. And I guess we'll bring the other two aswell"
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>>5841429
"B-but how?"

"You're strong. But not THAT strong to knock me out that long, boy"

"oh okay"

Meanwhile Quattro up on the VIP booth:
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5841442
*A Bobby and Chosen One Interlude*

"We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
in our mine
the whole day through!"
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>>5841443
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5841447
"To dig, dig, dig is what we like to do!"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5841448
>>5841447
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>>5841448
"Heigh-ho, heigh-h...Wait a sec, the fuck are we doing!?"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5841454
"Chosen One, have you given more thought to my suggestion?"
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>>5841456
"No Bobby, I won't dress up as Quattro so you can hug me to fall asleep at night"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5841463
"I meant the more immediate concern of getting out of this cave we're in."

You gotta sleep sometime Chosen One.
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>>5841467
As Chosen One contemplates this, OP gotta go to sleep. Bread continues in I dunno. Maaaybe 8-9 hours or somesuch. toodles

udpates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5842164
QUICK, OP! POV CUT TO MOM IN THE SHOWER!
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>>5842170
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5842179
HURRY, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
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>>5842181
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5842183
NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Good drawings, OP. I'm laughing my ass off over here.
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>>5842186
Guards, take him away. Anon is clearly delirious
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5842187
'Bernard Herrmann's The Murder starts playing'

WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!
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>>5842189
"Because what kind of dumbass would try and attack my wife in the shower" says Lolisniffer
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5842196
Okay, let's get back to the tournament.
Who's left?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5842196
It's Other Grandma with a toilet scrubber
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>>5842199
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5842209
Bandit and Ironclad yay
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>>5842210
Are you suuuuure?

kek
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5842215
I don't see a mystery box, OP
stop joking around
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5842215
WAIT A MINUTE THAT BETTY COSTUME
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>>5842221
what Betty Costume
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5842223
In the tunnel entrance/exit used by contestants and staff, Boy is taken out of the tournament.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5842223
THE ONE WHERE WE ADVANCE THE PLOT AND SEE BANDIT AND IRONCLAD FIGHT
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>>5842224
"Man, Aunt Betty sure is nice. Healed me up and even gave me this candy"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5842235
That wasn't Betty in the nurse uniform. Betty is on a stretcher.

That is Alt Betty.
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>>5842238
"That can't be it. Alt Betty's more pointy"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5842248
Then who is shadow?!?!?!?
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5842248
Also she just grabbed the one who tried to take Boy out
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5842248
You're but a child. Women are fearsome creatures able to alter their appearance using heat and chalk. I've seent it with my own two eyes.
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>>5842251
"wait, who grab who now"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5842255
Alt Betty grabs Boy.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5842255
Who knows?
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>>5842257
"Hey OP. Why do anons keep making Boy get grabbed. Kinda sus"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5842261
If you know another way to take someone out of a tournament outside of a match, I'd like to hear it.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5842261
It's cause you ain't advancing the plot, OP
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5842261
Yeah it's sus, KEEP PRINTING THOSE SHOTASNIFFER POSTERS
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>>5842265
You can know if you give OP all your money. fr fr fr
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5842268
You know the rules. Roll for it.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842268
get to that fight with ironclad and bandit already
>>
>>5842268
Alt-Betty just bribes him with candy so that he'll give his spot to Betty instead. Definitely not going to take it for herself so that she'll humiliate both Betty and Quattro, nope.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5842268
What if we take all of OP's money instead?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5842268
>>5842279
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>>5842272
In any case

"Oh hey, other Aunty Betty"

"Don't you know it's dangerous to wander around a dark tunnel unsupervised, Boy? I just took out somebody wanting to grab you for nefarious purposes"

"Really?"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5842285
No.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5842285
>>5842274
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5842285
"It was just some obnoxious fan of Coolguy wanting to jump you.

You are already having crazy stalkers."
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>>5842292
"Huh. Wow, thanks, Other Aunt Betty"

"Now, let's go watch the next fight. After this one, the tourney will move to the next phase"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5842298
START THE NEXT FIGHT WOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5842285
It's nice to see Other Betty.

>>5842298
Quattro decides to call a brief intermission to the tournament for the time being.

Have to clean up all the blood, metal, dinomeat, and broken flooring of the arena.

Definitely has to double-check with security for the sloppy job they're doing.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5842298
>>5842300
Yeah whose idea was it to do a battle royale with both Boy and Betty, Betty should have gotten to the next round
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>>5842304
We should find that guy and beat him up.
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>>5842300
"Alright folks. We're gonna take a little break to get the arena ready for the last fight of Round 1. In the mean time, feel free to enjoy the foods and drinks. Half-off "
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5842306
When does Shotasniffer get here?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5842306
Quattro goes to comfort Betty.
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>>5842311
"Yeah, when does she get here? But before that, there's something else more important...HOW THE FUCK. DID BETTY LOOOOOOOOSE."
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842315
Your simping, Quattro.
That's why she lost.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5842315
A paper airplane lands on Quattro's head.
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>>5842316
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN"

"You're breaking the furniture"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5842320
>>5842317
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5842320
Rasputin slaps Quattro out of his simp rage
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>>5842322
"HUH"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5842325
It's a note from Betty.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5842325
>>5842324
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>>5842327
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5842333
>>5842326
Rasputin reads the note and hands it to Quattro.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5842333
>>5842336
yeah what this guy said
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5842333
Quattro no-sells it
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>>5842336
"Calm yourself, Quattro. Now let's see what this note says"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5842345
'Sorry'
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5842345
ur a faget
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>>5842347
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5842348
Okay, lie to Quattro so he feels better, Rasputin.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5842348
Forgot to read the back.

"J/K Thanks for cheering for me."
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>>5842349
"w-what does it say, Rasputin?"

"Uhhh...."

A. "...Nothing, it's just a regular paper airplane"
B. "...Betty sends her regard"
C. "...Betty is sorry for losing, but that's how martial arts tournaments be."
D. "...Betty thanks you for cheering for her. Even if it was a tad much"
E. "....It's just an, uh, ad"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5842353
>>5842351
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5842353
D.
A little white lie never hurt Quattro.
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>>5842355
>>5842356
"She...uh, thanks you for cheering for her. Even it was a bit much"

"Wow really?...huh...Wow, nice...Can I see it?"

....


"whoops"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5842368
Quattro tries to piece together the ashes, unfortunately.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5842368
>>5842313
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>>5842371
"Oh well. If she thanks me, then I better go and comfort her then!"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5842373
Speed walk away
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5842373
Why don't we train a little instead and find out what your new powers can really do?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842373
>>5842375
And bring the Apprentice and Rosa over so we can teach them whatever new techniques we divine
>>
Wait has Quattro lost his protagonist spot, since he's regularly speaking now
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>>5842374
"Hmmm...Should I do something to stop Quattro meeting Betty. or this is going to turn awkward reeeaaaal quick"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5842378
It'll be fineeeeeeeeee.
Let him be a free spirit.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5842378
Speed walk into eternity
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>>5842380
Surely nothing will go wrong. Right guys
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5842384
With Quattro? You can never tell.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5842384
>>5842376
>>5842375
And Jill
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>>5842388
"Hey Quattro, why don't you go practice your power up instead, you can invinte Rosa, Jill and your Apprentice"

"But Betty tho"

"Don't you want to show off your cool new powers to Betty?"

"mmmmmmnnnyyyeeeh"
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>>5842392
Wow Betty lost to boy, unexpected!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5842392
Well, we gotta practice first!

Disaster averted.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5842392
Well, let's see what kinda bonuses Quattro has got
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>>5842396
"Alright. Everything's seems to be in order. I'll go check up on security and the next fight can begin"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5842400
Rasputin goes to ensure that both Ironclad and Bandit lose, since he needs an odd number of contestants to surprise fight boy in the next round.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5842400
LET'S GET THAT FIGHT WITH IRONCLAD AND BANDIT GOING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
finally plot
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>>5842404
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5842407
Shit. Rasputin sees something on the cameras.
;^(
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5842407
Okay, my bet's on the Bandit dude cause he's an underdog.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5842407
I bet on the ironclad cuz he's made of iron
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>>5842408
"Alright. Match is underway, everything's seems---WAIT, WHAT'S THAT"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5842414
Adverts about the latest toaster
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5842414
DAMN! Rasputin has to run and stop whatever's happening.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>5842415
"Oh it's just ads....WAIT, THAT MEANS SOMEBODY STUCK ADS TO THE CAMERAS"
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5842421
>>5842416
But who!?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5842421
Damn is that gorilla glue? Shit won't peel for years.
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>>5842424
Damn. Who could have done this? And why?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842426
I think it's Alt Betty, Rasputin.
She's been pretty suspicious as of late.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842426
If Rasputin can't find the culprit, nobody can see the match!
:'(
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>>5842429
"What kind of monster would deny the thread its fight scenes?! They must be stopped!"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5842431
All right, we gotta think!

Who would have a grudge against the Von Jewburners?
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>>5842432
"......shit, that's way too many names to narrow it down"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5842434
Well, there you go.

OH WAIT! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5842434
Activate the Secret Skeleton Service to find out who's been infiltrating the arena!
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>>5842436
WHO?!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5842443
Mom, Other Grandma, and Shadowboss!
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>>5842446
"huh. Oh hey, Mom. Grandma, Grandpa. What are you doing here?"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842457
THEY ABDUCT RASPUTIN
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5842457
"We were lonely and we weren't invited to the tournament. I guess we were just bad parents and grandparents ;_;"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5842457
"You need to kick Quattro out of leadership, now"
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>>5842460
"C'mon now, Mom. He organized this tournament himself. It's not like it's really associated with the main Skeleton Island brand or anything"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842462
Phew.....
Rookie mistake. The camera caught that and blasted it on the Jumboscreen.
Quickshot of everyone's reaction to the news.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5842462
Well, he had to go and start his own quest. He IS the skeleton island brand.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5842462
Did you read the news? Everyone is pulling out of Skeleton Island due to the damage he did, witness testimony, and his takes on little girls
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>>5842463
"Huh....why is the jumbotron showing ads for a toaster"

"Man, I could use a new one tho"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5842470
Audio still works. Quattro's a lot of things, but he isn't cheap.
>>
Why do anons insist on pushing the most gorilla nigger intense prompts all the time?
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>>5842474
I'm thinking there are some people who are playing that hate Quattro and would rather see him fail than succeed in his own quest.
Disgusting, but it happens.
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>>5842473
"And why is that toaster talking about this Quattro or whatever"

"Who the hell's Quattro?"

"Isn't he the sunglasses wearing skeleton who's hosting this whole shindig?"

"Oh that's him? Damn...I kept calling him the Hawaiian pedo"
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5842477
Grandma is pissed hearing that her shitty daughter-in-law is trying to sabotage her favorite grandchild.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5842477
Okay, let's get back to the fight with Ironclad and Bandit dude
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5842477
Shadow Mom and her branch of the family grumpily takes the VIP tickets Quattro reserved for them, but failed to send out in time (because the tournament was literally planned in two posts of game time), and goes to enjoy the tournament like well adjusted adults do.
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>>5842474
Or they're trying to create in story challenges for Quattro to overcome.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5842477
>>5842478
Who would even have Quattro as their favourite
Most embarrassing, maybe
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>>5842478
MEANWHILE. BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5842486
>>5842479
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5842486
DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS COOKIES ARE BEING BAKED
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5842486
>>5842481
OH SHIT
Does Lolisniffer try to see why his mom's murder intent shot up?
Do we wait for the food to be done and Grandma personally "serve" the food to Shadow Mom and co.?
Does Grandma go ballistic?
Did anyone else manage to hear the broadcast?

>>5842484
He knows how to make her laugh.
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>>5842489
"Woah! Mom! I know we're making a whole meal for the kids up there and everything. But these cookies you're making for dessert....They're too delicious! So delicious it's dangerous!"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5842492
START EATING THEM LOLISNIFFER
SO THE KIDS DON'T HAVE ANY
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5842492
>>5842493
I must test them to ensure it's save for the kids to eat. Yes, that's the reason. Totally.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5842495
>>5842493
>>5842492
Thanks for bread OP. Yeah, let's see how Grandma reacts to Lolisniffer trying to eat all the cookies like how he used to as a little boy.
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>>5842493
"LOLISNIFFER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE KIDS"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5842492
Wars have been started over being the first person to eat Grandma's cooking
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5842497
THANK GOD THIS CAN'T ACTUALLY KILL ME
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5842497
NO LOLISNIFFER THAT'S HOW THE W
COOKIES CLAIM YOU, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH
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>>5842499
"YOU SEE MOTHER...NOM NOM NOM...YOUR COOKIES ARE TOO DELICIOUS....NOM NOM...THE KIDS WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO THEM...THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THEM...OM NOM NOM NOM....OOOOOH YEAH BABY HOW I MISSED THIS..NOM NOM NOM"

At this point Grandma remembers why she doesn't usually bake cookies for Dad
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5842502
Okay, we got enough distractions.
Let's get back to the fighting so we can finish up this final round of the tournament.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5842502
Grandma's cookies were rated a hazardous weapon for the ability to start wars just for one taste.

Shotasniffer's cookies were also called a hazardous weapon...for other reasons.
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>>5842504
>tfw

In any case. Due to Dad's cookie outburst, Grandma was kept in the kitchen while Rasputin placates the family from Mom's side.

Perhaps NOW we can get back to the tournament
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5842507
How big is Ironclad?
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5842507
Well, let's see the battle now.
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>>5842508
He's a big guy
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842513
Bandit has planted some dynamite on the dude's back without him knowing
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>>5842514
MY GOD! COULD THE BANDIT HAVE DONE THIS OFFSCREEN DURING THE COOKIE SHENANIGANS?!

ROLL 2D100. FIRST IS FOR THE BANDIT, SECOND IS THE IRONCLAD
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Rolled 38, 78 = 116 (2d100)

>>5842515
IRONCLAD HAS NO EYES IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
UNLESS?
>>
Rolled 51, 9 = 60 (2d100)

>>5842515
Uh oh, maybe he has sensor arrays to detect threats from all angles!?
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>>5842516
"Waiting for the explosives huh? You mean these?"

oh shit
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5842519
KABOOM
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>>5842520
THE BOMB EXPLODES! BUT FROM THE SMOKE, THE BANDIT JUMPS OUT, HE'S DAMAGED BUT NOT OUT !
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5842525
BANDIT DO THE SIX SHOOTER SALVO
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>>5842528

ROLL 2D100. FIRST IS FOR THE BANDIT, SECOND IS THE IRONCLAD
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Rolled 44, 61 = 105 (2d100)

>>5842531
Pew pew pew pew pew pew
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Rolled 88, 75 = 163 (2d100)

>>5842531
Gun to meet you, Iron klutz!
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>>5842533
THE IRONCLAD'S ARMOR IS HOLDING UP! BUT FOR HOW LONG?! AND HE'S PINNED DOWN TOO!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5842541
IRONCLAD, UNLEASH SHOULDER MISSILE LAUNCHERS
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5842541
>>5842542
BANDIT, USE YOUR DEX BUILD TO DODGE THE MISSILES!
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>>5842542
"You wanna spam attacks? LET'S GO"


ROLL 2D100. FIRST IS FOR THE BANDIT, SECOND IS THE IRONCLAD
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Rolled 37, 62 = 99 (2d100)

>>5842548
Missiles ahoy!
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Rolled 95, 59 = 154 (2d100)

>>5842548
CAN BANDIT DO IT?
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>>5842551
"If even one of those missiles hit, I'm done for!...SO I'M NOT GETTING HIT, SON"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5842554
USE YOUR SPEED TO UNLEASH TUMBLEWEED TORNADO, BANDIT
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>>5842555
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5842557
H-HE'S FAST
Ironclad adjusts his targeting comptuer to focus NOT on the afterimage of bandit
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5842557
Bandit, use Six Way Shot to shoot from six different directions at the same time. He can't block all those shots
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>>5842560
CAN HE DO IT?
ROLL 2D100. FIRST IS FOR THE BANDIT, SECOND IS THE IRONCLAD
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Rolled 95, 87 = 182 (2d100)

>>5842565
COULD IT BE?????
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>>5842566
MY GOD! THE TARGETING COMPUTER CAN'T KEEP UP!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5842568
TUMBLEWEED TORNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5842570
THE IRONCLAD IS BLASTED FROM ALL ANGLES INSIDE THE INESCAPABLE TORNADO!

IF NOT FOR HIS ARMOR, HE'D BE DOWN BY NOW!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5842568
IT'S HIIIIIIIIGH NOOOOON
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5842578
FINISH HIM OFF BANDIT, WITH A SHOWDOWN
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5842578
IMPOSSIBLE, NO WAY A HUMAN CAN DO IT-WAIT IRONCLAD IS TRYING TO GRAB THE CLOAK
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>>5842580
"Pfeeh, a showdown? I can tell, Bandit. That tornado took a lot outta ya didn't it. And it wasn't enough to bring me down"

"And I can tell you won't be standing much longer either. So how about we both throw one last ditch hail mary attack at eachother and see where it goes?"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5842592
BANDIT UNLEASHES OUTLAW'S GAMBIT
IRONCLAD IS CHARGING UP A MASSIVE LASER CANNON
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>>5842599
THIS IS IT. ALL OR NOTHING.

WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?
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Rolled 8, 86 = 94 (2d100)

>>5842605
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 88, 72 = 160 (2d100)

>>5842605
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
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>>5842607
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5842610
See you Space Cowboy...
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>>5842612
"p-pffffteeehhh....y-you didn't e-even use that cannon at f-full power did you....loook....couldn't even...h-hehe....burn my cloak..."

"Consider it a courtesy. An acknowledgement of your strength...dirty dex build user"

"h-heh"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5842617
Yeah, they're best bros now.
WINNER IRONCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>5842618
And with that. Round 1 of the Tournament is over.

"WOW WHAT A GREAT DAY IT HAS BEEN!"

"YEAH CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ALL HAPPENED IN A DAY HUH"

"META TIME SCALING IS A BITCH"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5842620
Yeah.....
Let's see the matchups for the next round.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5842620
now timeskip of five months
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>>5842621
"Alright. Everyone gets a day to rest. In the meantime, let's check the upcoming matchups"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5842626
Time to roll dice to determine matchups.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5842626
Let's see here...
>>5842628
yeah what this guy said
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>>5842629
Boop beeoop
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5842630
LUKE AND OLESSA VS JEANNE AND KEN
WOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5842631
Lets fucking goooo
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5842631
What the hell, I thought we were taking a day off to let more shenanigans deverlop!?
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>>5842631
"Another team fight, so soon? And it's even Blue Vs Green. Or should I just slap the random button"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5842637
The crowd will love blue vs green, probably
it'll remind them of skeleton island 1
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5842637
Slap the Random button. Such drastic tournament rigging is bad for your reputation.
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>>5842640
"Of course. No rigging. What am I, Quattro? If he had his way, Betty wouldn't have fought anybody, get a one way ticket to the final round to face him, and then he'll lay down and give her the win"
>>
Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d10)

>>5842643
LET'S SEE WHO WE GET
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>>5842646
"Ah. So that's the next match"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5842647
however, the contestants get an upgrade inbetween rounds!
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>>5842648
"And their upgrades are....well, not my business. It'll be more exciting when they bust it out on the day of the match"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5842652
Okay, let's finally switch to Quattro and his Simping over betty.
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>>5842654
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842657
This is just sad. Betty's moved on already and Quattro hasn't.
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>>5842658
How could you anon! To say that about the Quatt! On this day! In this thread! In front of his Betty Shrine!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5842661
Quattro, you have to let go. This isn't healthy.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5842661
>slap Quattro
THIS IS YOUR QUEST, QUATT
COME ONNNNN
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>>5842664
Schizophrenia's getting worse by the day
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5842675
Rasputin, you need to train Quattro more. I don't think he's even ready to fight in the tournament. Plus I think he has mental problems like Marian.
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>>5842676
"Hmmm. After he absorbed the the Ultimate Drink. All that power, roiling inside him. Making him unstable. Getting possessed multiple times also can't be good for his psyche. He's very volatile right now. So I'll have to choose my words carefully...."

A. "Come, Quattro. let's work on controlling that new power of yours"
B. "Betty took Boy out for Ice cream. Just wanted to let you know"
C. "Bet Shotasniffer could do better"
D. "Lie down and take a nap. You're tense"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5842682
A.
Hey some bro time should help Quattro and keeping him away from Betty should stave off those simping tendencies.
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>>5842683
"Come, Quattro. let's work on controlling that new power of yours"

How will our Quatt respond?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5842685
He gives Rasputin a big fat hug cause why not
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>>5842686
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5842690
Yeah.... uh. Let's go to the dojo on the moon, Quattro.
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>>5842691
If only Rasputin wasn't a dirty rotten red
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842692
DAMN YOU SHOTASNIFFER
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>>5842694
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5842699
what's our psyche at?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5842700
>>5842699
We'll manage.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5842692
>>5842699
maybe find some of King Cobars Heroes to slap around with our powers. nothing better than live training.
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>>5842700
Not so good
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5842705
"We've arrived, Quattro."
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5842705
"I found some heroes trying to sneak in on an earlier round. wanna go beat those up?"
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>>5842707
"C'mon now. Let go"

"NO I DON'T WANNA LET GO"

"How thematically appropriate"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5842717
Let go Quattro, so OP can draw a new image and we can move on the plot too.
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>>5842719
NO I DON'T WANNA LET GO
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5842723
Send OP back to Fortnite.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5842723
Send OP to the gulag.
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>>5842724
With the banishment of OP, the quest can finally have a new image, as Quattro lets go of Rasputin to step into the Dojo
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5842729
The Dojo looks really cool.
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>>5842731
"woah"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5842735
Show the Dojo you fucking hack or I'll unfollow you on Twitter.
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>>5842736
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5842748
Neat. Now, it's time we learn to harness the power of the Ultimate Drink.
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>>5842755
But how? How would the Quatt train?

A. Obstacle course
B. Hero gang fight
C. Rasputin comes and beats the shit out of him
D. Genuflect
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5842759
B Hero Gang fight. Resputin caught some that were trying to sneak in earlier off screen.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5842759
>A. Obstacle course
>B. Hero gang fight
>C. Rasputin Battle
Only way to become stronger is to challenger yourself further. Hero Gang Obstacle Course, and at the end of it is Rasputin
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>>5842760
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5842764
Activate the drink powers!
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Rolled 74, 69, 55, 44 = 242 (4d100)

>>5842765
Roll 1d100 against the 4 heroes!

You have +50 bonus
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5842774
Show true dominance!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5842774
Befriend them instead of fighting
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5842774
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>>5842784
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5842789
Now befriend them
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5842789
Rasputin release more heroes into the Dojo!
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Rolled 92, 1, 55, 13 = 161 (4d100)

>>5842792
"KEEP IT UP, QUATTRO!"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5842796
Tap in to the Wellspring of Power within you
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5842796
send them back to earth and make them see the stars on the way
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>>5842797
>
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5842803
>>5842801
Quattro activate shadow drunken fist.
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>>5842806
Quattro took out the heroes with his shadow drunken fist or some shit! But one of them got through and blasted him into the wall!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5842811
It's either the most faceless mook of all time or a new sexy named character
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>>5842822
HOLY SHIT IT'S MR FACELESS
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5842832
Don't let him steal your face! Beat him up!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5842832
Draw a face on him, rendering him powerless.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5842834
CAN QUATTRO DO IT?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5842841
Probably not, but with a little luck maybe he will trip and do it on accident
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5842841
Surely Quattro spent some of the three year downtime from Skeleton Island 2 making some funky art pieces about drinks and alcohol.
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>>5842860
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5842878
Having lost his indetity, The Man with no Face collapse in despair.
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>>5842891
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5842892
Quattro is feeling more confident in his fighting ability now.
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>>5842904
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5842919
Betty was in the arena observing us while we beat the hero schmucks up.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5842919
Now, spar with your Apprentice. Teaching him a lesson or twos.
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>>5842925
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5842931
We didn't get to finish our sparring back at the Temple of the Rocks, my apprentice. But now, we have all the time needed. Let us see what we have learned on our adventures.
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>>5842935
"It would be an honor, master"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5842952
>14 hours of questing
The Quatt and Apprentice immediately collapse from exhaution.
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>>5842956
Oh fuck that's right. I gotta go sleep now. Thread continues whenever it continues. Toodles.

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5842964
Ha ha, op is a human being
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>>5842969
To my everlasting shame
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>>5842972
time to thread again, OP.
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>>5845196
maybe tomorrow
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>>5845199
>no image
Oh shit, he's serious.
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Maybe tomorrow was the friends we made along the way.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5847887
>>5842952
"THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5847887
MUSTAKRAKISH
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>>5847891
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5847896
RISE
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>>5847897
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5847903
continue training so betty will be proud of you
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5847906
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5847911
FOR BETTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5847911
But your spine into it!
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>>5847914
Buttspine? a new addition to the greg family
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>>5847916
I meant put
fuck
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>>5847917
It's ok you just added a new character to the mythos
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>>5847914
Good for you that OP also cannot read
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5847919
APPRENTICE USES PSYCHO CRUSHER!
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>>5847919
I always knew you are mine long lost brother

Quattro sparring partner acquirers scarf and becomes very more powerful with licensed music playing in background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r21_UoagncQ
>>5847918
no I didn't
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>>5847921
>mine
Terrible just terrible
>>5847919
Work on your hadokamhameha.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5847921
>>5847919
fug
typing is hard okay
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5847922
>>5847919
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5847920
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5847928
URAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5847928
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5847928
HEAD FIRST, YOU CAN DO IT LEGALLY DISTINCT APPRENTICE
quattro can use some headbutting
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5847928
SPIN TO WIN BABY!
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>>5847929
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5847936
'I can do that too!'
Quattro's Electric Fly!
"BETTYISTHEGREATEST!"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5847936
Not bad kid but I can counter this move with a
GIGA QUATTRO DRILL-ARU!
(Quattro grows a temp pompadour when using this move)
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5847936
use 100 yen attack!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5847938
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5847936
QUATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5847946
Common baby, pompa drill is what I needed!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5847946
>>5847948
meant this oops
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5847946
"BOBBYISTHECOOLEST!"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5847946
How is your gauge looking?
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>>5847950
Yussssss!
Quattro Drill-aru
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>>5847953
hol up
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5847966
who could be behind that post
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5847966
It's a cheat code that activates God Mode for both players, so Quattro and the Apprentice can push themselves to their ultimate limits.
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>>5847966
Oh no you fucking don't op! You will not deny the quattro Drill-aru again!
You fucking piece of op!
Unpause! Admin abuse!
(I know you are just stalling for time)
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5847966
Hey, he's always screaming gibberish.

"ROSAISTHECUTEST!"
"JILLISTHETOUGHEST!"
"BOBBYISTHECOOLEST!"
"BETTYISTHEGREATEST!"


You don't know what he's actually saying during the move. I choose to believe.
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>>5847970
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5847984
one training montage later
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5847985
>>5847984
One INCREDIBLE training montage later.
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>>5847985
whoops
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5847989
Jill and Rosa are cheering in the background and start thinking of new moves for themselves while watching.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5847989
just don't fast forward to where Betty dressed in all yellow together back with Quattro on accident
Spoilers!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5847989
You took my drill away from me op...
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>>5847990
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5847998
they start making bets
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5847998
Wait rewind to the training montage and ...zoom in.... tint.... crop...enhance!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5847998
They want in on the action. Impromptu training session!
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>>5847999
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5848009
Other dojo students start to place bets too
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>>5848012
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5848017
It quickly goes out of hand and various passerby stop by thinking this is continuation of the event
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5848017
What are they betting on?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5848017
Hey I thought that Orc from thee DND session died? Why is he placing bets?
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>>5848019
"Alright alright, place ya bets. Who's gonna win"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5848025
Passing by Betty bets on Quattro
stealthly
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5848025
>Quattro
It's HIS quest
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Rolled 14, 3 = 17 (2d20)

>>5848025
Rolling 2d20 to determine how many bet on Apprentice/Quattro. Apprentice has -3 Modifier, due to being a Dojo Apprentice fighting the Dojo Master, and Quattro has a +2 Modifier, because of Rosa and Betty.
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>>5848033
The other students must've remembred how the Apprentice got a burst of power back in Thread 1, but Quattro has had the Ultimate Drink!
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>>5848027
>>5848029
>>5848033
I see there is a clear Quattro bias. Therefore all of his winnings will be transfered to OP instead
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5848041
where do you think you are
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5848041
Dojo students, it's time to kill OP.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5848041
Hold OP upside down and shake the money out of him.
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>>5848043
>>5848044
>>5848046
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5848052
Okay, get back to the fight with Quattro and Apprentice
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>>5848053
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5848057
Quattro pulls evo moment 37
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5848057
>>5848059
COULDN'T BE
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>>5848059
"LET'S GOOOO APPRENTICE!" somebody yelled. Signalling the fated encounter

Roll 2d100. First one is Apparentice. Second one's for Quattro. Highest total gets picked
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Rolled 80, 64 = 144 (2d100)

>>5848063
Uoooh!!!!
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Rolled 88, 8 = 96 (2d100)

>>5848063
I'M ROLLING FOR QUATTRO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 61, 70 = 131 (2d100)

>>5848063
UNBELIEVABLE
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Rolled 15, 61 = 76 (2d100)

>>5848063
destructo wavefoam
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Rolled 92, 2 = 94 (2d100)

>>5848063
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Rolled 80, 76 = 156 (2d100)

>>5848063
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>>5848065
"HE MISTIMED THE PARRY"

"OH SHIIIEEEEET"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5848076
goddammit quattro
you had one job
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>>5848076
get out another pair of glasses. whoop apprentices Ass without holding back this time. we know your much stronger than this Quattro.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5848076
Quattro....
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5848076
Hit him with the uppercut, Quattro!
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>>5848079
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5848092
Quattro is tanking these hits like a pro, measuring the strength his Apprentice has gained over the course of this adventure!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5848092
well thanks to god mode you are still in it and can recover some of your honor
reverse the flow, Quattro!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5848093
Denied my Drill-aru >>5848092
I call upon all anons! Lend me your Rolls
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5848093
>>5848092
Damn nice.
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>>5848093
"AH! I SEE, MASTER! You're letting me hit you to measure my abilities!"

"y-yeah...t-totally"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5848110
Quattro, stop messing around now.
Use that ultimate drink power.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5848110
"Come on, show your spirit Quattro", you hear from crowd
that sounded like Betty
or hallucination
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5848102
>I call upon all anons! Lend me your Rolls
>>5848110
Rise like the sun god Nika
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Rolled 21 (1d110)

>>5848114
Quattro gives a 110%.
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>>5848114
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5848123
SUN BLAST
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5848123
man what is that shampoo
inb4 it's barb tech again
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5848123
"You've done good, Apprentice of mine. This adventure has honed your abilities and tempered the flame within you. Now, fight as if your life depends on it!"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5848123
Uh oh... What have I done....
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>>5848125
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5848136
ONE TWO THREE
DAITARN THREE
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5848136
Feel the hammer of dawn
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5848136
>>5848136
Fire
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>>5848142
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5848151
Increase yellowness
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5848151
Is that a waterfall? Cool.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5848151
It's still daitarn attack, fuck the copyright police
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>>5848153
THis modern art piece will be sold for a gorillion dolars
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5848151
Jill and Rosa start collecting money from the scrubs who bet on Apprentice.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5848156
start flashing like japanese cartoons
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5848156
OP gets all the monies for participating in money laundering
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5848156
>>5848157
Damn, off by 1.
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>>5848160
Oh shit! Git 'im!
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>>5848160
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5848166
>>5848156
>>5848157
>>5848160
>>5848161
Off by one twice. Not this time

-Shadow Mom and family go to the VIP room.-

"Where the hell is everybody?"
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>>5848166
Can I those in my stuff with yours op?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5848166
don't forget the softener
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5848169
>>5848166
dic
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>>5848172
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5848176
>>5848167
Marian starts explaining
"I'm stuck here in a body cast. Grandma went off to the kitchen to start cooking. Dad followed her muttering something about stuffing her and a dirty hole. Quattro went to go train and Rasputin is checking security. Luke is probably in the fighter's quarters talking with Olessa. Boy and Betty were taken to the medical facilities. Ken and Jeanne are in that closet behind you... Imeanoffbuyingfoodattheconcessionstands."
Greg and Lilly are nodding along.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5848176
Sorry throw my clothes in there with yours so we get them done faster. The joke is dead now! Forget it I hate you! Not really ... BAKA!
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>>5848179
Guards, take anon away, he is clearly delirious
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5848182
Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up people!
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>>5848183
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5848185
Green ID's man, they're all insane. Can we return to the brawl now?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5848185
Back to the training
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>>5848186
Uh yeah. The brawl.

COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE APPRENTICE?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5848185
Check on the apprentice see if he is ok >>5848192
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5848192
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5848195
Quick, roll 1d100 for the apprentice

If he gets an 80+ then he offscreen'd Quattro instead
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5848197
dice fail me this time?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5848197
You're good Apprentice real good, you could maybe even be the best
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5848197
Fuck that. Lilly drops in on the Apprentice's face and finishes him off instead. Where was she? Watching from the rafters like a creep.
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>>5848198
Nice.
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>>5848201
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>>5848198
>69

This happens instead
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5848206
Lilly, get out of here. How did you even get here anyways?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5848206
OP; do you have something you'd like to share with the class?
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>>5848208
"I took the space bus. Where's Luke?"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5848210
Kitchen, cooking up a storm with Grandma and Dad.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5848210
Luke is probably in the fighter's quarters talking with Olessa.
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>>5848216
"Alright thanks. See ya later beach boy"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5848223
QUATTRO
BEHIND YOU
DO THE BACKFLIP AND SUPLEX APPRENTICE
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5848223
Uh oh, spagettio!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5848223
Counter!
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>>5848229
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5848237
Duck.
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>>5848239
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5848242
FRIENDSHIP
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5848242
This is amazing.
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>>5848245
Quattro is completely awestruck. Dumbfounded. Flabbergasted even. Over the sheer raw wonder of this duck.

The apprentice wins
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5848249
Dojo students start ripping up their betting tickets.

Jill and Rosa want to practice now.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5848249
no he isn't
quattro may have grown but he is still sore loser and throws duck back at him
and summons geese
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5848249
Put the duck on our shoulder. Duck friend.
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>>5848251
"Show's over. Everyone who lost their bets, you're on cleanup duty. Tidy this place up so the next practice can begin"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5848260
well at least Betty didn't witness that
right?
...
right?
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5848260
>>5848255
DUCK FRIEND!
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>>5848266
>>5848260
Name him Darkwing, in honor of the Apprentice.
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>>5848266
The duck mysteriously explodes
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5848270
When will I learn?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5848274
Fucking OP and his bullshit. All my homies hate OP.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5848274
oh no
anyway
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5848274
Bonus ducks start raining over the dojo.
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>>5848276
Oh yeah. OP is sleepy now. Thread continues later today. probably same starting time as this sesh, if everything goes well.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5848281
thanks for bread op
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>>5848281
OP NOOOOOO!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5848993
promote duck to your second in command
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>>5848996
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5848997
make a little shirt pocket for him
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>>5848999
What would a duck do with a shirt pocket.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5849000
OP, put the shirt pocket on Quattro's shirt you fuck and then put the duck inside that shirt pocket
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>>5849001
You can't just slap a pocket on him, it'll fall off, silly
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5849002
start stitching, OP
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>>5849003
But I got ham hands and no dexterity
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5849005
just put a yellow pocket on quattro's shirt, how hard could it be?
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>>5849008
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5849009
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, OP
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>>5849010
"okay, is the dojo cleaned up for---the hell"
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5849011
Rasputin, Quattro tried to put a duck in a shirt pocket!
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>>5849012
"That poor fool"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5849013
Wait, what's so bad about it?
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>>5849014
"OP is a lazy hack, that's what bad about it"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5849016
Now, how about that tournament?
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>>5849017
"Oh shit that's right. EVERYONE. Class's dismissed. You may return to the arena to watch the tournament."
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5849019
Meanwhile Quattro is clutching his duck like it's the only friend he ever had.
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>>5849022
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5849033
Who was fighting in the tournament again? Show their title cards.
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>>5849035
TIME WIZARD vs SAMURAI MECHA PILOT
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5849037
MECH BATTLE WOOOO
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>>5849039
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5849044
Come on OP, what if I paid you tree fiddy?
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>>5849045
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5849047
Low budget fight it is
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5849047
just put them into cardboat suits
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>>5849048
I see....this entire fight will now be told through dialogue inside the cockpit
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5849053
Even lower budget, reuse scenes.
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>>5849054
This quest? Reusing scenes? Perish the thought
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5849055
"...."
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5849055
give them mustaches
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>>5849057
This quest? Having enough budget for sudden facial hair? Perish the thought
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5849059
everything went for shin super robot pilot budget
please understand
run ad
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>>5849066
"If you're like me. You have a deep, unnatural and perverse craving for certain...content on the internet. But your ISP is an ass and the place you live in is shit. Then you should try...QuattVPN. The premium VPN service for all your browsing needs. Safe. Secure and...another word that starts with S or whatever. Get QuattVPN now. Go to QuattVPN dot com slash QuattroDaCoolest for 50% off your first month"
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5849070
Sell out some more
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5849070
too real, OP
too real
anyway do SRW 1 budget level of battle
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>>5849074
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5849087
TimeZon bumps into Bushido1 as super fancy melee attack we can't see due budget limitations
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>>5849096
Now roll 2d100

First roll is for TimeZon and second for Bushido1
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Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d100)

>>5849100
I’m a fan of TimeZon.
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>>5849101
It's a hit! How will Bushido1 respond?:

>Slash
>Shuriken
>Tanegashima
>Kuzuryūsen
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5849103
>Kuzuryūsen
I have no clue what this means but it got a ū.
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>>5849104
Bushido1 strikes at TimeZon 9 times simultaneously!

Roll 2d100! First is for TimeZon, second is Bushido1!
>>
Rolled 14, 40 = 54 (2d100)

>>5849109
Come on, TimeZon! Throw a clock out!
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>>5849111
TimeZon is hit 9 times!
>>
I miss the time when I could attend thread without being distracted by work and stuff
>>5849112
what our HP looks like?
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5849112
>>5849115
fug
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5849112
Counter!
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>>5849116
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5849120
Any items?
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5849120
bushido1 does fancy attack beam attack
sprite doesn't change tho
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>>5849122
Having gained the advantage, the Samurai Mecha Pilot presses on!

Roll 2d100! First is for TimeZon, second is Bushido1!
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Rolled 82, 9 = 91 (2d100)

>>5849123
Critical hit!
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>>5849127
Well that was embarrassing
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5849128
TimeZon attack
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5849128
at least chance to hit wasn't displayed so it isn't as embarrassing
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>>5849132
What will the TimeZon do?!

>Melee
>Clock Crash
>Time Disruptor
>Chrono Trigger
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5849140
Legally distinct Chrono Trigger attack!
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5849140
Time Beam! Revert the quest back to having no mechs.
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>>5849141
TimeZon pulls out a comically large copy of Chrono Trigger to whack Bushido1 with it!

Roll 2d100! First is for TimeZon, second is Bushido1!
>>
Rolled 37, 55 = 92 (2d100)

>>5849144
Bushido1 resells it on Amazon,jp auctions
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>>5849147

Well that was also embarrassing
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Rolled 25, 27 = 52 (2d100)

>>5849144
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5849150
Do a secret move, Bushido1!
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>>5849160
OH SHIT HE'S PULLING OUT SOME BULLSHIT

Roll 2d100! First is for TimeZon, second is Bushido1!
>>
Rolled 50, 66 = 116 (2d100)

>>5849161
you get like screen flash and stuff, amazing production values I tell you
peak of game graphics
>>
Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d100)

>>5849161
Oh shit, he slashed so hard the mechs disappear!
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>>5849163
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5849169
OP did I ever told you I love you?
Anyway
let's hope TimeZon didn't have 1 HP left after this.
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>>5849171
It's fine.

It has 2
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5849175
As much as love Samurai, Time Wizard ain't no punk.

He stops the clock to get some free hits in!
>>
>>5849175
Good thing that successful void slash allows Bushido1 to make second attack in a row
it was then removed in modern rerelease, thankfully we are playing OG version
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5849179
fug
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5849175 >>5849178
Wibbley-wobbly timey-wimey
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>>5849178
>>5849182
>>5849184
Alright lads. That means it's time for the TimeZon counter attack. What do
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5849185
Time Disruptor, so bushido1 can feel flow of time and that bushido is not longer valued and kids these days don't respect their elders and dislike giant robots
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>>5849186


Roll 2d100! First is for TimeZon, second is Bushido1!

Being at Low HP activates TimeZon's passive of +30 bonus!
>>
Rolled 9, 36 = 45 (2d100)

>>5849196
oh shi
>>
Rolled 86, 90 = 176 (2d100)

>>5849196
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>>5849202
IT'S A HIT!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5849206
bushido1 fallen into existential crisis!
Can he hold it!?
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>>5849207
He survives with also 2 HP!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5849216
Good thing it's bushido1 turn now
Bad thing that his EN is enough only on one attack
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>>5849219
Could we see the end of this match?!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5849220
Probably
As long as something more anticlimatic as GameBoy style SRPG battle will not happen
Bushido1 - I choose rocketto punch attack!
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>>5849221
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5849233
I think we prolly should roll 2d100, no?
Or nothing beats rocket punch
that's the law of universe
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>>5849235
OH SHIIIIIT
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5849243
ROCKET PUNCH IS STRONG ENOUGH TO BRING BUDGET
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>>5849245
CAN THE TIMEZON GET OUTTA THIS OR IS THIS THE END FOR THE TIME WIZARD'S TOURNAMENT PROSPECTS?!

ROLL2d100 TO FIND OUT
>>
Rolled 79, 28 = 107 (2d100)

>>5849250
uooooh!
That's some budget! don't forget to ran ad for their chokogin plastic models to refill on moneys
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>>5849251
THE RAWWWKETTTOOO PAWWWWNCHHHHH....FAILED?!
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5849263
NANI
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5849263
Time Wizard's time to shine! He pulls out two clock hands to smash Samurai with!
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>>5849264
"Time's Up. Samurai"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5849277
FINISH HIM
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5849277
>>5849279
Open up a Time Warp and have something random attack Samurai.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5849277
Time Prison starts playing
this really gonna be awkward is TimeZon also fumble
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>>5849279
THE TIME ATTACK!


WHICH IS TIMEZON JUST GRABBING THE GIANT CLOCK ON ITS BACK TO WHACK ITS OPPONENT!

ROLL 2D100
>>
Rolled 94, 20 = 114 (2d100)

>>5849295
wait, what if it ends in a draw?
>>
>>5849297
I guess not.
Rip Bushido1
>>
Rolled 20, 94 = 114 (2d100)

>>5849295
See you... next time!
>>
>>5849304
>>5849297
>>5849295
oh shit, bushido1 may have left some fight in it!
reverse dice throw!
>>
>>5849297
>>5849299
Spooky dice rolls
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>>5849297
>>5849304
WAIT! BUSHIDO 1 IS BLOCKING THE CLOCK! BUT CAN IT HOLD OUT?!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5849312
It seems like time wizard is out of time!
Instead of holding, Bushido1's blade redirects clock into the ground and he begins counterattack while jumping off rubble which got in the air thanks to clock shockwave from hitting ground!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5849312
No, the time has come…for a mid fight ad break
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>>5849314
ALL OR NOTHING! ROLL 2D100 FOR BUSHIDO1 TO REDIRECT THE CLOCK INTO THE GROUND, CAUSING DEBRIS TO FLY UP, ALLOWING IT TO JUMP ON THEM TOWARDS TIMEZON AND CUT IT IN HALF!
>>
Rolled 94, 2 = 96 (2d100)

>>5849318
CROWD GOES WILD
IT'S ANYONE'S GAME NOW
>>
>>5849319
okay wait, if first roll is for bushido1, what second one for?
>>
Rolled 47, 26 = 73 (2d100)

>>5849318
time wizard is too op to be beat
>>
>>5849320
Nah it's always been first is TimeZon, second is Bushido1
>>
>>5849323
wording in post confused me
oh well
rip bushido, now for sure.
>>
>>5849324
Yeah Should have stuck the specifics at the end like before. my b lol
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>>5849327
It's okay OP, it's midnight, don't worry about it
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>>5849319
>>5849322
"Looks like it's Time Out for you"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5849331
old man really loves his oneliners huh
all older audience goes wild as much their health allows
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5849334
>>5849331
Samurai's all out of time!
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>>5849334
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5849347
"just like in old days"
"whipper snappers won't understand"
"where are my pills"
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5849347
These old timers so old I can't tell if they're skeletons or not.

Time Wizard finishes Samurai.
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>>5849352
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5849353
run ad for shin super robot pilot!
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5849353
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the dramatic finish explosions?
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>>5849356
COMING SOON TO A QUEST NEAR YOU!

THE EXCITING REBOOT TO THE SUPER ROBOT PILOT SERIES. WITH NEW MECHA. NEW PILOTS AND NEW ENEMIES! IT'S SO NEW WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MECH OR THE PROTAG LOOKS LIKE. FUCKING WHOOPS.
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5849372
It's definitely not because we don't yet have budget to design them, it's just a mystery, that's right!
main protag still always wears a helmet tho
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>>5849376
With that done. The first match of the second round is over. Winner: Time Wizard.

Tune in next time for....more shit. OP gotta sleep now.

Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5849385
Thanks for bread OP, it's been fun
have a good rest
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>>5849386
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>>5835734
I just wanna say before this thread closes that Grandma's drunk face is gorgeous. It has the exact right amount of tired, angry, concentrating, and out of focus to perfectly convey a drunk person's face. Lolisniffer's standing right behind her with an angry face is adorable and hilarious, considering he's basically plotting his own mother's murder.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5852287
Just walk it off, champ.
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>>5852288
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5852292
Shake-shake
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>>5852294
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5852298
duck friend revives Quattro
>>
>>5852298
SHAKE HARDER, BOY!
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5852300
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>>5852299
In his absence, the duck has taken over. He is now named "Better Quattro"
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5852304
alright, who's next on the tournament fight list?
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5852304
Duck is retconned from existence
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>5852305
"Let's see what the randomizer gives us..."

1.Luke
2.Olessa
3.Jeanne
4.Ken
5.Boy
6.Witch
7.Ironclad
8.Shmerg

If the 2 rolls somehow are the same then it's a free pick
>>
Rolled 2 (1d8)

hey aren't you supposed to roll 2d8, OP
>>
Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>5852313
Forgot muh second dice
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>>5852314
>>5852316
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5852317
if 1, Luke
If 2, Olessa
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5852314
>>5852316
>>5852317
Hmmmmm?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5852317
We solve conundrum by bribing OPee with MONEY
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>>5852320
Alright so, we have our options:
A. Luke v Ironclad
B. Olessa v Ironclad
C. Luke v Olessa
D. Anons give OP all their money (most correct choice)
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5852323
A. Luke v IronClad
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5852323
C
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5852323
B
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>>5852325
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5852331
Yes and the 69 I got means it's a very erotic fight
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5852331
No.

>>5852324
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5852331
>>5852324
no, luke v ironclad
>>
>>5852332
>>5852333
Oh yeah, you'll get the erotic all right, but not in the way you expected.
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>>5852333
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5852339
Naw, I was messing with you.

Start scheduling the loser's bracket.
>>
>>5852339
OH SHIT, FUCK THAT NOISE!
>>5852340
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BETTY?!
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5852339
yes, do it
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>>5852340
>loser's bracket

I see. So Quattro v Quattro
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5852344
>>5852343
do the ironclad vs luke thing already
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5852344
Doom on the Moon, baby.

>>5852339
For real though, full pic of that Betty portrait.
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>>5852346
DUN DUN
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5852353
Luke pulls out his sausage sword
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5852353
Lilly meets Boy on her way to see Luke. (In a different tunnel from the one he was almost captured in)
>>
So uh...image limit reach, lol
>>
>>5852360
lel See you in the next thread, Space Cowboy!
>>
•̀⩊•́
>>
>>5852368
>>5852368
>>5852368
New bread
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5852364
I fuck the cat



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