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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

Soon, you will take your revenge against your hated sister, Shotasniffer...as soon as she gets home. For now you're overseeing a huge martial arts tournament on the moon
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5852368
grandma is done making snacks
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5852368
Yeah, IRONCLAD vs LUKE lets gooooo
have luke pull out his sausage sword
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5852368
Give me better Quattro
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>>5852374
"Snacks are done, kids. We would have more desserts too, but SOMEBODY just had to eat it all first"

"I have no regrets"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5852383
All the kids gather in a big family reunion
besides Luke cause he's fighting
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5852383
Mom, Shadowlady, Shadowboss, Marian, and Greg are the only ones to greet them in the VIP area.
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>>5852385
"Hi Honey"

"Oh hey Dad"

"Hello, my skeletal son-in-law"

"Oh? Where's the rest of the kids?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5852389
>>5852384
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5852389
Marian starts explaining
"I'm stuck here in a body cast. Quattro went to go train with Rosa, Jill, and apprentice. Rasputin was checking tournament stuff. Luke's in the match and Olessa is, I'm guessing, in the fighter's wing. Betty and Boy were taken to the medical facilities. Lilly was here, but went to go find Luke. Mom, Grandma, and Grandpa just came in. Ken and Jeanne are in that closet behind you... Imeanoffbuyingfoodattheconcessionstands."
Greg is nodding along.
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>>5852391
"Well thanks for the summary, Marian. But what was that last bit again?"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5852393
>>5852384
Ken and Jeanne just kinda sneak in the back hoping no one notices them coming out of the closet.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5852393
Start wheelchairing away, Marian.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5852393
>>5852396
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>>5852394
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5852399
All the kids gather in a big family reunion besides Luke cause he's fighting?
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>>5852401
"Right. I'll call them up then"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5852409
When's Shotasniffer getting here again?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5852410
*A Bobby and Chosen One Scene*

Oh sing sweet nightingale
Sing sweet nightingale
High
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>>5852412
>>5852409
Y-you're gonna count it, right?
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>>5852410
"When the plot demands it---I MEAN, AHEM, she's doing a intergalactic tour. So she's probably stopping on the way back for fan meets or whatever"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5852416
Lily arrive with a husbando pillow of Luke on hand.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5852416
>>5852412
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>>5852418
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5852424
Okay, get that big group family photo
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5852424
Whoa, Lilly really grew up. Boy, Betty, and Alt-Betty are next to show up.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5852427
Betty still in the nurse outfit
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>>5852427
"Hiya, Grandpa"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5852437
Quattro, Apprentice, Rosa, and Jill come in hanging on each other, dirty, sweating, and laughing from training.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5852437
"Okay, feel free to talk amongst yourselves I gotta find Quattro, he's still not finished his ascension, likely due to laziness"
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>>5852438
>Quattro having fun

Impossible, the archives must be incomplete
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5852441
Stop complaining, OP
do the thing
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5852441
FUCK YOU! CHECK'EM AGAIN! AND CHECK THESE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5852441
Sifo-Dyas?
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>>5852444
>trips
checked
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5852446
lmao

>>5852438
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5852446
THE TIME WIZARD?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5852446
The rest of the family checks 'em
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>>5852447
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5852451
Looks like the family's all here.
Let's take that photo.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5852451
Olessa comes in last, with Ken and Jeanne standing behind her staring at the ground trying not to look Dad in the face.
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>>5852451
lol You've got balls, my friend.
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>>5852454
>group photo
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5852457
hey stop running, OP
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>>5852458
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5852455
>>5852459

Hold up, you're forgetting one last group.

>>5852424
Fuck, I feel really bad for Lolisniffer here. You can really feel the look of concern and disappoint in his face and eyes.
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>>5852460
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5852462
Dad claps his hands.
"All right, let's eat. Thank Grandma for the meal."
While staring particularly hard at Ken and Jeanne.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5852462
This is a whistle of FEAR.
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>>5852467
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5852469
>>5852466
It's not his fault they're really close to each other
Flashback to him ordering them to wear the get-along pants after a fight in their childhoods
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5852469
lel
Rasputin comes in. "I heard whistling. And Dad's earlier call."
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>>5852473
"NO! I DON'T WANNA BE IN HERE WITH---hmmm, hey, this is kinda comfy...being so close..."

...

"In retrospect, I should have seen this coming"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5852478
Rasputin comes in
"Yeah, but it was better than the hat it out method"
A giant hat that two people wore at the same time.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5852478
cute!
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>>5852479
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5852483
Fused Betty.....
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5852483
lmfao Fucking gold. Thanks for running.

Dad, Shadowboss, and Greg start drinking.
Kids are at their own table eating.
Mom, Grandma, and Shadowlady tersely converse with one another, Grandma not forgetting what Mom said.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5852483
with two Betties here, how quattro holding up?
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>>5852485
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5852494
banish these thoughts for now, how's Quattro?
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5852494
>>5852496
man
I feel like not only Quattro needs to not spill his spaghettis at this point
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5852494
one of the remaining un-aligned competitors also shows up to cause trouble!
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>>5852499
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5852500
Well, Rasputin
I made it here, despite your directions
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>>5852502
I would NEVER roll against this suggestion
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>>5852502
"Ah. The Witch. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5852507
Let's switch to Luke fighting Ironclad.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5852507
"Yeah"
While Rasputin doesn't show it, he seems nervous for some reason around that Witch.
Probably nothing to worry about.
Not like Rasputin would have skeleton in his closed or worse, dark past of college.
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>>5852511
Whatever the case, here's that group photo that one anon kept asking for.

Totes did not spend all these posts faffing about to stall for this
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5852515
Aw shucks, thanks OP
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5852515
aw, that's nice
holy mother of Jill
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>>5852517
That'd be 69.99$ plus tax
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5852519
pay up
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5852519
how about you get back to the luke/ironclad fight instead
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>>5852521
DUNDUN
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5852522
and bring up more popcorn
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5852522
LUKE, EAT A SAUSAGE TO GAIN A POWER UP
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>>5852523
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5852526
>>5852524
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5852526
these sentient popcorn delivery boxes really don't work well
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>>5852528
Gotta remember to give em a 1 star review later
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5852534
>>5852524
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5852534
Shouldn't really trusted that multileg chest logo on website
Next thing they'll start talking as world is disc or something
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>>5852535
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5852549
yeah, it's clobberin time.
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>>5852515
kino
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5852549
he does a pratfall
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>>5852551
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5852562
HIT EM WITH THE RPG LAUNCHER, LUKE
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5852562
"Ah yes, the misogynist."
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>>5852564
"Ah yes the uh.....big guy"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5852567
Luke is rattled
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5852567
IRONCLAD does a full set piece about how they're an ally to all women and how Luke really hates women
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>>5852568
>a skeleton rattling
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5852571
>>5852563
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>>5852572
>RPG Launcher

Luke launches an RPG
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5852575
that's a jRPG
Jokes on you Ironclad loves that shit
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5852575
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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>>5852576
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5852592
Ironclad and Luke now go into debate about what is correct way of enjoying FF7
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5852592
Luke dunks on Ironclad CLOUD STYLE
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>>5852595
"...That's a big sword"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5852602
Better activate jet boosters
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5852602
Luckily, Ironclad is clad in iron.
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>>5852605
Which, unfortunately, also means that this entire battle will be filled with this:
https://youtu.be/1_AUeCPrM9g
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5852612
Ironclad smashes Luke's head into the concrete
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5852612
that's pretty metal
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>>5852616
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5852624
thankfully Luke is quite headstrong character
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5852624
FINISH HIM
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>>5852625
>>5852626
HERE COMES THE HAMMER FIST!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5852629
'tis is but a scratch
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>>5852633
Clang.wav intensifies
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5852634
Ironclad throws other jRPG classic at Luke since attack was nothing but a feint
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5852634
LUKE BOMB
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>>5852636
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5852647
Oh shit, that's some heavy attack, how Luke will manage to stop it?!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5852647
Luke gets it right in the dome
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>>5852648
"Damn this is some good shit"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5852655
Luke loses himself in playing it, losing by default
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5852655
Luke loses to his biggest weakness: being a huge mysoginist nerd
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>>5852661
"Ahah! You're distracted! Now fall, enemy of all women!"

"wait what"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5852663
"have these wieners you like so much. LOADED WITH EXPLOSIVES"
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>>5852665
"SUCH ANGER! Such a fixation on the whole, completely baseless I might add, misogynist allegations! Why is this guy so fixated on that?! Could it be...."
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5852667
Yea, Ironclad is a girl with crush on Luke
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5852667
"YOU'RE CLEARLY A GAY MAN"
"wait what"
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>>5852669
"THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT YOU, DIDN'T I?!"

"N-no! That's not it at all! Why would you think that?!"

"Well my other guesses were that you're a simp. Or a woman. BUt what are the chances of that happening?"

"..."
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5852672
well that was just rude
IronSlap attack incoming
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5852672
>>5852673
Suddenly all the women in Luke's family want Ironclad to win
Except Lilly
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5852672
Ironclad's pride has been dealt a critical attack!
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>>5852673
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5852682
TAUNT TO DISTRACT HIM
OR HER
OR WHATEVER THEY ARE
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5852682
that will be very loud slap
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5852688
>>5852682
HOW CAN SOMEONE EVEN RESPECT WOMEN IF THEY CAN'T EVEN GRILL!?
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>>5852688
Alright Luke, what are you gonna do for a taunt? Something that's so distracting that you can easily defend against the incoming IronSlap?

A. "Your [favorite media] is trash"
B. *unhinged rant*
C. Rude hand gesture
D. Do a sick backflip
E. [insert option here]
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5852698
B and make it about Twinkle
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5852698
B, but make it not about Twinkle
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5852698
C and D, with a little bit about B and some of A
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>>5852700
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5852707
Ironslap him again
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5852707
Headbutt the Ironclad with fury!
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>>5852710
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5852717
SKULL CRUSHER
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5852717
keep slapping
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>>5852718
clang .mp3 x 10
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5852723
and now kick him into the groin
to further deliver the message
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5852723
and that's the fight. Who's next?
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>>5852727
"Who's next? WHO'S NEXT? YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5852731
You neither, suplex him
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>>5852732
With Luke locking down His/Her?/Their? arms like this, The Ironclad can't even get into position for a suplex!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5852735
but great position to rocketkick his ground
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>>5852736
"AND THEY'RE UP IN THE AIR"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5852737
Aaand they are leaving gravitational pull!
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>>5852738
"I mean, we're on the moon, so I guess that happens"

"Shouldn't there be like, a barrier or something above the arena to prevent that?"

"I think you blew a hole through it when you were hopped up on Ultimate Drink juice, Quattro"

"....oh"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5852745
what about second safety net we put just in case?
It's literally big net
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>>5852756
"TECHNICALLY THIS ISN'T MY FAULT SO DON'T SEND THE BILL TO THE BONE KINGDOOOOMMM" - Luke yelled as he and the IronClad bursts through the moon net into space
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5852759
well let's just count it as draw for now, they'll sort out their hurt feelings in meanwhile and we'll continue with tournament
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5852759
>>5852760
This is also an excuse to put Betty in again
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>>5852760
MEANWHILE OP will go get dinner because it's been almost 9 hours and I gotta go to work in the morning.

Bread on hold until it isn't. Whenever that is.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5852764
thanks for bread op
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>>5852770
$59.99 plus tax
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>>5852772
I'm sorry, I only have rubles
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>>5852777
5500 Rubles Publes

Plus Tax
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>>5852779
what about region pricing?
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>>5852781
Region pricing applied means that you give me all of your worldly posessions.

Plus tax
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>>5852784
But it's all I have left
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>>5852515
Perfection. All the little details and subtle mannerisms makes this a primo drawing.
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>>5852515
>No shotasniffer
Brutal
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>>5854638
Favorite part: Grandma is still drunk.
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>>5852764
Who is your favorite OP? Betty(s), SS, or lilly?
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>>5855386
>>5855386
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5856370
Cut to Luke and Ironclad fighting in SPACE
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5856374
>>5856373
yeah, godzilla woo
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>>5856375
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5856378
CALL IN THE DRAGON LUKE
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>>5856379
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5856380
UNDEAD FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5856383
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Rolled 15, 99 = 114 (2d100)

>>5856387
OH SHIT
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>>5856388
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5856389
DAMN WHO WON?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5856389
The battle will rage forever.
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>>5856390
"D-damn you...e-enemy of women"

"Stop calling me that"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5856394
Luke, take off the mask of Ironclad.
We gotta see.
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>>5856396
See what, anon
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5856400
Ironclad's face, you can't keep it a mystery OP
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>>5856401
Yes I can
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5856404
how about this if I roll <50 you keep running
however if I roll >50 you reveal the face
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5856404
Ironclad gets up because he didn't hear no bell
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>>5856407
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5856413
SLUG IT OUT, MAN-TO-PROBABLY-A-MAN
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5856413
He crashes back down because he got a pretty sound beating.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5856413
ROCKET FIST
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>>5856414
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5856418
NOW PUT HIM DOWN FOR REAL, LUKE
URAH
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5856418
Luke set ups for FALLEN STAR
(A Spinning, Double-underhook Facebuster)
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>>5856421
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5856430
>>5856424
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5856430
He's down. Remove the mask.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5856430
>>5856433
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5856430
Can you put down something in space?
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>>5856433
COULD THIS BE IT
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5856447
There is no air in space
prolly illegal move
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5856447
TAKE THAT
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5856447
IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOUR FACE TO THE WORLD!

>>5856448
People have already died, don't be a bitch.
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>>5856451
right after you will stop getting salty at my high dice rolls
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>>5856448
"OH right....forgot I can breathe in space cuz I'm a skeleton"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5856456
yeah, take the mask off Ironclad, OP
stop delaying
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5856456
Ironclad seizes the moment and rocket kicks him into the groin
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5856458
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5856456
Mask take off reveals!
A space ork
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>>5856457
LUKE GRABS ONTO THE HELMET
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5856464
RIP AND TEAR
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5856464
Ironclad fires head mounted vulcans
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5856464
It's one of those screw cork helmets. SPIN IT TO OPEN IT UP!
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>>5856465
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5856483
Oh, it was just a generic NPC. Bummer.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5856483
GASP, IT'S ANOTHER REFERENCE GUEST CHARACTER
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5856483
It's! Tom Hanks?
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>>5856486
"Ah of course, a protective padding layer. Makes sense"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5856499
Luke seem awfully interested in Ironclad
really makes you think
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5856499
RIP AND TEAR
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>>5856504
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5856514
Anyway that bought enough time for Ironclad to recharge some energy via built in solar panels, so it's time to do burn some sausage maker with lasers
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5856514
Oh well, he's knocked the fuck out and the battle is done. What now?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5856514
Ironclad explodes due to depressurization.
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>>5856515
"I'VE GOT YOU WHERE I WANTED. TAKE THIS. TOTALLY-NOT-UNIBEAM!"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5856521
chestooooo!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5856521
Luke dodges slightly to the left.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5856521
"Just surrender or i will rip your mask off and expose you to hard vacuum. i can take this beam no problem. might even roast some sausages."
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>>5856523
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5856530
kinda OP for Luke to not even roll for it.
OP is that a year worth of supply of sausages behind you?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5856530
Luke stabs his sword straight into Ironclad's now exposed chest.
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>>5856533
STABBO THE CHESTO?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5856542
Yes.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5856542
no you don't.
Ironclad parries with own sword.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5856542
IT'S OVERRRRRRRR
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5856542
>>5856543
>>5856547
DISTORTION FINISH!
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>>5856547
IS IT REALLY JOEVER?

roll 2d100

First Roll Ironclad, Second Roll Luke
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Rolled 88, 34 = 122 (2d100)

>>5856553
sausages were a mistake
>>
Rolled 1, 90 = 91 (2d100)

>>5856553
Get that bitch, Luke!
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Rolled 85, 6 = 91 (2d100)

>>5856553
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Rolled 26, 67 = 93 (2d100)

>>5856553
It's over, in space

>>5856555
>Ironclad rolls a 1
It's so fucking over, in space.
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aw shit whoops sorry guys, accidentally pushed the camera to cut to something else nearby
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5856562
and thanks to luke, new x-com never happened
the end
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5856562
Fuck that green guy. Probably here to take our jobs and women.
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>>5856564
*sad ayy lmao*
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5856567
who won, OP
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5856567
it's okay, it wasn't that good anyway
Mulder prolly loses his shit atm now looking at this broadcast
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5856567
The grey dude shoots fireworks in celebration of Luke's victory.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5856567
Total Luke Victory
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>>5856568
Perhaps the real winner is the friends we made along the way. But really, highest Ironclad roll was 88 while Luke was 90 so maybe it wa---OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5856573
no no, OP, you are jumping some important steps.
Luke learns about Ironclad being a woman and starts acting weird.
while Ironclad being all tsundere
2-3 seasons ensures and only then they reach point of holding hands
There is process to such things, come on
>>
>>5856574
>>5856573
>>5856571
No, we're not doing that. We're going directly to Total Luke Victory.
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>>5856577
If only you didn't forget to roll in such heated moment due to your hateboner
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5856577
With this roll, because 4chins for some reason distinguishes between D and d when it comes to rolling for some fucking reason.
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>>5856577
>>5856581
Damn. Better find where I put that footage then. Hope nobody sees behind-the-scenes things that aren't meant to be seen
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5856585
holy mother of
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5856585
what in the god damn
just show Luke winning, OP
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5856585
the fans crucify OP for the blasphemy
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5856585
You don't see that very often. Is Shotasniffer secretly a Quattro fan?
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5856585
SOON
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>>5856573
LMAFO Fantastic.
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>>5856587
Alright, here it is. Hope you didn't catch anything that's not meant for the light of day
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5856594
You know
usually sword goes out of giant robot chests not the other way around
Can it... Suck Luke in?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5856594
alright GG to Luke, whole skelefamily goes wild
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5856594
>Red Quattro
BOO THIS MAN!

Ironclad explodes.
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>>5856596
"WOO!"
"He did it!"
"Well good thing that--"
"LETS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5856609
Okay, but also where the fuck is Luke right now? They went shooting out into space.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5856609
hold your sausages
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>>5856616
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5856619
Quattro, eat sausage now
You gotta get strong
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5856619
Grill them of burning in atmosphere Luke
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>>5856621
"Oh shit, that's right, falling back to the moon"

"Uh hey...Since you already stabbed out my suit's core. Can you remove the sword before it goes any deeper please"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5856625
fair
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5856625
Yeah just ride this guy until he slams onto the moon.
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>>5856629
"Also don't use the sword like a steering stick please"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5856625
Eh sure thing. Long as you surrender after impact.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5856631
zoooooooooooooooooooom
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5856631
Will Luke keep being ass? Or he will listen to requests.
He is on TV afterall
bad image for sausages
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>>5856633
"You know, if only you didn't wreck my suit. Coulda just activated rocket boosters so we don't have to crash back onto the moon"

"And you could have just not brought the fight up here in the first place"

"Hey! Tournament rules say anything goes! You called a dragon for the assist!"

"Tournament rules say anything goes"

"...fair....Wait, couldn't you just call it again to carry us instead of zooming like this"

"...........shit"
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5856641
Shadowlady is pleased with Luke's victory.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5856641
quite a romantic view though
if not slowly burning metal
should prolly call that dragon or something
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5856641
Even if a bone dragon is pretty cool, zooming down like this is cooler. It's all about pleasing the spectator.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5856641
romance route unlocked?
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>>5856645
"Yeah...yeah I probably should"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5856651
>>5856648
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5856651
well how about you do that.
OP just doesn't feel like drawing a dragon
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5856651
>>5856643
Nah. Explosive entrance.
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>>5856652
"What, is there something on my face?"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5856661
Luke was looking at the reflection off their visor. The dragon is waving good-bye.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5856661
Luke gotta need some spaghetti to his sausages
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>>5856666
"The hell is that supposed to mean?"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5856668
you'll realize if you drop them
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5856668
CRASH INTO THE MOON ALREADY
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>>5856673
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5856674
Ironclad's suit breaks in two... unveiling?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5856674
>>5856676
sports bra wearing tomboy
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>>5856676
"Alright. We've landed. Unless some planets of the apes bullshit happened and we're actually in the future, I think we're back on the moon. You okay?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5856684
"yea but I can use some clothes"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5856684
*reveal new SKELETON ISLAND character*
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>>5856687
OH MY GOD, IT'S...
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5856689
Ogi's cousin who is into power armors more than mechs or tanks
Kanuka
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5856689
A NEW SISTER?
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>>5856692
COULD THIS BE
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5856706
GOJIRA
cause she's fucking big
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5856706
*heavy sweating*
Kanuka!
You came from overseas?!
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>>5856708
"IT WAS YOU?! ALL ALONG?! MY VERY OWN SISTER--"

[Insert sister name here]
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5856715
Karla
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5856715
It was a hologram. Ironclad is the AI in the mech suit.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5856715
Gojira
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5856715
step-sister
Noriko
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>>5856717
"OF COURSE! THIS MUST BE A HOLOGRAM! WHY WOULD MY OWN SISTER BELIEVE THE BASELESS MISOGYNIST CLAIMS AGAINST ME!"

"...."
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5856725
denial is real
slap him out of it
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5856725
>>5856719
Gojira Kong von Jewkiller
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>>5856725
to rile you up of course brother. sorry could you pass me the spare power core before my uploaded consciousness shuts off?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5856725
Call her "Holli" for now, short for hologram.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5856725
forgot dice for>>5856730
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5856731
>>5856725
Holli Would von Jewburner. It's perfect.
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>>5856731
"NOW REVEAL YOURSELF, AI. HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE MY SISTER HOLLI?!"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5856735
>>5856736
It's a cool world, Luke.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5856736
its still just me Holli. Did you forget they uploaded my mind after some heroes nearly killed me? But they finally got my new body working so i wanted to test it out.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5856736
he get some slaps
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>>5856737
"I can see the Bone Kingdom kept you around not for your expertise at observation"

"HUH?"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5856751
Holli slaps Luke with her robofist to snap him outta it
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5856751
Neck snap.
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>>5856752
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5856765
start spilling that spaghetti, Luke
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>>5856765
you good again? Then you won. Lets go meet the family. i heard they are having a get together. i wanna see grandma again.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5856765
duck my life. i am too tired for this. >>5856769
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>>5856768
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5856772
yeah...
Luke go take Holli to the family gathering in the VIP booth
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5856772
confusion
but also a boner
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>>5856773
"That's right mr. Big winner. Since you've won. Let's head to the VIP room and meet up with the rest of the family"

"duuuhhh--whuh---ahem, uh, sure"

"But since you've wrecked my suit. I can't move these cyber limbs. SO you'll have to carry me"

"....are you messing with me right now"

"maybe"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5856782
START THAT PRINCESS CARRY LUKE
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5856782
>>5856783
Luke can't handle the weight I'm afraid.
nor the sweat
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5856782
Luke use a wheelchair to stroll Holli into the VIP room.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5856782
Fine

Over the shoulder caveman style.
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>>5856783
"Oh, NOW I see why the Bone Kingdom kept you around"

"???"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5856807
Which team is Holli with?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5856807
Luke gotta get used to these question marks I feel like
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>>5856810
"Now get carryin', if you want to disprove the misogynist allegations"

"tch, maaaan"

and OP will go 2 bed now, it do be 2 AM.

Bread continues whenever it continues later. updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5856807
>>5856793
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>>5856822
thanks for bread, OP
take care
thank you for abs, it is appreciated
>>
>>5856822
Thanks for running!
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>>5856825
>>5856826
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>>5856822
How will Lilly react to this????
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>>5856830
https://youtu.be/YQpLNCRIxWA
>>
any moment now
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Are we just going to ignore that OP snuck in Sexy Betty at the end of last thread?
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>>5859736
I refuse to ignore it. That should be nurse Betty godangit
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5859769
Eat more of the bread!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5859769
Consume bred.
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>>5859772
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5859776
>>5852412
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>>5859780
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5859783
"Chosen One, have you given more consideration to my proposal?"
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>>5859786
"No we're not performing the entire catalogue of disney musicals infront of the family"

"BUT IT'D BE SO GOOOOOD THO."
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5859787

Luke is now telling the family of his fight, trying to downplay the fact that apparently the most resilient sibling is a girl
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5859787
"I was referring to the recent issue of getting out of this french castle we're in."

I'll make a man out of you yet, Chosen One.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5859787
Get back to work Chosen One. We almost getting out of here.
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>>5859789
"....and that's when her armor protected her when we crash landed"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5859799
>>5856643
And the new sibling apparently joining the Blues.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5859799
We now go to the Live Lilly Reaction to this statement.
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>>5859803
"At which point the torso exploded, revealing Holli inside, all sweaty and shit"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5859815
Anyway, what team is Holli batting for? Can we do a quick comparison of the number of unique character models between the RGBY Squads?
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5859815
Meanwhile Holli is chatting up Quattro
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5859815
Luke look at Lily in confusing of why she has a husbando pillow of himself.
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>>5859819
"Speaking of which, why are you in the tourney anyway? Which faction are you representing?"

"hmmmmm none, at the moment. Why? You inviting?"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5859847
"Not me specifically, the anons over there are very interested. They're even doing color comparisons on your outfit right now."
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5859847
lol Fucking Lilly's face

Rosa and Jill come over to invite her to the Yellow faction.
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>>5859853
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5859858
Does she take the offer?
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>>5859859
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5859860
>not even a dice roll to determine if she joins or not
Figures. Since she was in the power armor she might be a Green Gal.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5859860
lol All three frowning

Jeanne comes to offer Green membership.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5859860
"you sure you don't want all the free booze you can drink?"
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>>5859866
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5859879
Does she take the offer?

she has yellow energy imo
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5859879
Does she take the offer?

lol Ken's reaction and the same body.
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>>5859880
she does have the robot theme though
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>>5859880
Marian is secretly pleased. The less named characters in GSG, the less chances he'd get replaced as CEO. Again
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5859883
true, but green is Weyland Yutani hyper capitalist roberts, she's more Battle Tech robert which almost puts her more towards red. Her general attitude is laid back and mischievious though, which screams yella to me
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5859885
Betty and Alt-Betty come to offer Red association.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5859885
Quattro walks in, having made himself a margarita cocktail and being absolutely STOKED aout it
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>>5859888
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5859896
Does she take the offer?

lmao The same body type with boobs.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5859896
Does she take the offer?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5859889
>>5859896
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>>5859898
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5859903
Olessa comes to offer Blue camaraderie, while carrying Lilly with her other arm.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5859903
B-but that means she'll...
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5859903
leaves only one colour
>>
>>5859903
lol Betty can't contain herself! You know she did that on purpose!
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>>5859907
My B. Alt-betty.
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>>5859906
"NNnno"

"Hm? Why, Lilly?"

"I do not vibe with this woman"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5859909
>>5859904
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5859909
Holli, even after having declined all the options, feels like it would be nice to be part of a team.

But it must be earned. She's a cat in that way.
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>>5859912
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5859921
Who's up next on the tournament block?
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>>5859924
Lesseee
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5859924
>>5859921
>>5859926

from now on, fighters get a tale of the tape summary with stats and fun facts
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>>5859926
Whoa! Wait a minute here! You can't just have someone go back-to-back fights like that!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5859928
Dammit!
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5859926
Rasputin tosses the Witch into the closet after knocking her out and tying her up. He also sneakily removes Boy from bracket so he doesn't get matched into a game.
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>>5859929
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5859932
>>5859927
trying to make more work for OP
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5859932
I thought you were queuing up Luke and Time Wizard. I gotta go get something to eat.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5859933
>>5859932
Give em the Robot Wars stat screen.
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>>5859933
>more work for OP
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>>5859938
I got and appreciate the joke with the reused image
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5859938
Jeanne vs Witch, Past vs Future , a Long distance out-shot battle !
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5859938
the stats are subjective estimations done by the commentators, not objectively binding metanarrative information
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>>5859941
>words
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5859942
they would be numbers, actually
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5859942
Jeanne vs Witch!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5859944
>>5859942
anyway, Boy v Olessa
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>>5859944
>numbers
>math
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5859947
lol

Boy vs Ken
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>>5859949
>having to actually draw a new image
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5859947
Ken vs Jeanne.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5859954
KEN VS BOY
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>>5859957
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5859959
LOCK-IN!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5859959
No, we RNG this shit. Anything else is bitch territory.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5859959
yes that sounds great!
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>>5859961
But anon! What about the randomness?! The sanctity of the dice?!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5859968
let's roll to see if we do it randomly evens is random, odds is predetermined
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>>5859970
Alright, OP gonna roll for it. Place ya bets
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5859978
as one of the Shmerg coomers, this worries me
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5859978
My money is on Shmerg vs Boy, for that extra seductive round.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5859978
SPIN THE WHEEL
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>5859983

1-Olessa
2-Jeanne
3- Ken
4-Boy
5-Witch
6-Shmerg

If it's doubles then whoever it is fist fights Rasputin
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5859988
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CALLED IT
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5859988
>WORST CASE SCENARIO
no way she's making it
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5859988
Damn, this anon won the lottery >>5859984
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>>5859990
She just has to seduce this teenage boy with her charm. It'll be easy.
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>>5859994
your word's in God's ears
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>>5859989
>Shmerg vs Boy, for that extra seductive round.

Yeah so I'll just be turning myself in, in advance
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>>5859998
>>5859998
who could have expected this from the famed game involving such illustruous characters as "Lolisniffer" and "Shotasniffer"
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>>5859999
"I mean, who coulda seen it comin'. Amirite or Amirite? Ayyyyyy"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5860000
the shocked tophat and monocle guy from earlier is in the crowd
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>>5860003
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5860004
fuck yea. let's get to the fight. Boy has his Rasputin armour and Shmerg has a flail like the Witch King from LotR.

The tophat guy is still at the comedy club
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>>5860007
DUN DUN
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5860024
Damn, did Shmerg get an update in the chest department?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5860024
There she is. I wonder what tricks she has up her cleavage...
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>>5860026
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5860029
>when he gives you the "yes" stare

Boy tries to psychologically fortify himself
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5860029

hey that was Shmerg's #1 Fan, OP
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5860030
>>5860029
The allure of the breasts makes this an almost impossible task for Boy! Can he manage to steel himself!?
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>>5860031
we're all Shmerg's #1 Fan today
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>>5860030
That's right Boy, steel yourself mentally.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5860037
IT'S NOT WORKING, SOMEHOW
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Rolled 93, 26 = 119 (2d100)

>>5860037
OH HE'S TRYIN
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>>5860040
Geez, Anon. How come OP let you roll two dice?
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>>5860041
first to be picked, second is Boy's roll to succeed
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>>5860039
DAMN! They're too distracting! Quick Boy, think of something else
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5860044
UH
SHOTASNIFFER?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5860044
Wait, are the boobs coming closer?!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5860044
he gets hit with Shmerg's technique of

[DEVASTATING GLANCE]
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>>5860047
BOY GOTTA GET HIS MIND OFF THOSE THINGS OR ELSE HE GONNA GET IT
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5860050
THINK OF SHOTASNIFFER INSTEAD
FEEL DISGUST, BOY
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5860050
Shmerg uses

[STRIKING POSE]
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5860050
THEY'RE COMING CLOSER BECAUSE SHMERG IS ADVANCING ON HIM OH SHIT BOY DO SOMETHING
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5860050
Boy use Imagine Drunken Fist to punch the thought out.
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>>5860053
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5860060
BONK
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>>5860061
good number
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5860060
"BOY WATCH OUT!"
YELLS RASPUTIN
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>>5860061
>69
>bonk
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5860064
>>5860063
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5860064
let's see the aftermath of that bonk.
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>>5860065
"Oh~? What was that? Was that....biased, definitely not neutral support? Hmmmm?"

"I, uh, ahem, just coughed, you probably misheard, Betty"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5860076
DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP TO AVOID THAT MACE, BOY
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5860076
It seems there is no profit in trying to get Boy bonked. Let's instead cut to Holli chatting up Quattro who's just come back from the bar
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>>5860079
" 'sup"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5860087
what's Luke got to be so angry about
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5860087
Can't complain. Tournament is going pretty swell and all. It's nice to have the family all here, too. Don't really see much cross-color intermingling otherwise.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5860087
Damn I think Holli might be joining Blue...
Quattro, do something!
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>>5860094
"Cool cool. Personally, I was hoping to get into the next round. But turns out I am no match against the CEO of misogyny"

"You knoooow that shit ain't true!"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5860096
Boy uses the ancient style of face-to-flail.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5860096
Boy, BLOCK THE FLAIL
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5860096
>>5860097
COULD IT BE? BOY IS ASSUMING THE BROKEN-ORBITAL-BONE-STANCE!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5860096
Luke drop off Holli and see what Lily doing?
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>>5860098
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5860107
Schmerg starts slow dancing with Boy.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5860107
CAST DEMON BLAST IN RETURN!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5860107
THE BLOCK IS NOT ENOUGH
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>>5860108
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5860114
It's building to something, nigga!

Schmerg manages to wrap her chain around Boy's neck and starts spinning him over her head.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5860114
>>5860109
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>>5860116
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5860126
Schmerg slams down Boy into the arena floor and the flail hits his face as a bonus.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5860126
USE DEMON CLAWS TO CUT THE CHAIN, BOY
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>>5860132
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5860139
Schmerg starts breakdancing.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5860139
>>5860140
START USING THE DRUNKEN FIST, BOY
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5860139
and gets flung out of orbit
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>>5860140
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5860149
Boy forgot Schmerg uses Capoeria. (Until her flying foot is in his face)
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5860149
>>5860150
I like this save.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5860149
>>5860141
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>>5860155
>>5860152
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5860164
DAAYYYUUUUMMMMM!!!

Did that charge Schmerg's super?! Cause I know it charged mine.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5860164
GRAB HER LEG FOR THE GRAPPLE, BOY
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5860164
Having lost her flail, Shmerg produces a Bidenhander

there is no way she can win this no matter what, is there
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5860164
>>5860166
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>>5860165
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5860172
>>5860169
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5860172
>>5860166
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5860172
>>5860173
A bundahandler, you say?
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>>5860173
>Bidenhander
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5860182
disregard that anon
>>5860166
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5860182
OH SHIT SCHMERG, NO! GET RID OF IT!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5860182
disregard this anon >>5860184

Boy trips and breaks his nose
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>>5860184
>Disregarding your own post
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for'em.
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>>5860184
>>5860188
All of your posts are disregarded. It's joever now
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5860194
TOTAL GUAC VICTORY
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5860194
alright good night OP! Don't forget to get some rest yourself at some point
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5860194
Lets see Quattro rizzing up Holli.
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>>5860200
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5860202
Schmerg has to start pulling out the big moves.

Dirty dancing
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5860202
SCHMERG USES LARIAT ON BOY!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5860202
Boy swing a water bucket at Schmerg.
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>>5860204
Unfortunately Boy is too young to appreciate the 1987 classic

"Eh, I don't get the hype"

"GASP...THIS IS TRUE KINO YOU'RE INSULTING HERE, KID. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5860209
"Allow me to demonstrate."

Schmerg does the same move with Boy, but finishes with slamming Boy into the ground.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5860209
NOW BOY GRAB SCHMERG JUST LIKE IN THAT PICTURE THEN DUNK HER
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5860209
>>5860212
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>>5860211
"I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE REAL MOVIES MORE AFTER THIS, BOYYYYYYYY"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5860224
GET ANGRY BOY
GET ANGRY AT CLASSIC MOVIES
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>>5860227
"I DONT GET THEM AT ALLLLLLLLLL"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5860224
WHILE HE'S BURIED, SCHMERG!

6 - 1 - 9
|
1
|
9
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5860234
OH NO, HE'S PISSED! KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

LYNX TAIL!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5860234
CHARGE AT SCHMERG WITH ANGER
DON'T LOOK AT THE BOOBS, BOY
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>>5860239
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5860242
COUNTERTHROW, SCHMERG!

USE YOUR FEET!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5860242
Slam her into the wall.
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>>5860244
PLANTING HER FEET ON THE GROUND, SHMERG ATTEMPTS TO GRAPPLE THE ANGRY CHARGING DEMON
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5860242
RUN LIKE A BULL, BOY
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5860249
DO IT, SCHMERG!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5860249
>>5860250
ROLL
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>>5860252
AND THEY SLAM INTO THE WALL. THE AUDIENCE IS SCATTERED
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5860263
THOUSAND PUMMELS, BOY!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5860263
GET UP SCHMERG!
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>>5860266
A THOUSAND PUMMELS?! THAT'S A LOTTA PUMMELLING

roll 2d100

First is Shmerg, second is Boi
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Rolled 70, 21 = 91 (2d100)

>>5860273
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
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>>5860276
BUT THEN...AT THE LAST MOMENT...

"MY QUEEN, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5860285
Schmerg uses Brave Dance.

That noble fan's sacrifice will not have been in vain.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5860285
YOU IDIOT SHE WAS GOING TO COUNTER THE BLOWS
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5860285
SCHMERG RESPONDS BY DOING THE TOPLESS TWITCH BIT
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>>5860290
>taking her top off infront of an underage child
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5860293
QUATTRO, THE STREAMS OFFLINE WHAT HAPPENED?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5860293
The FCC okays it once they find out she's wearing a flesh colored skintight bodysuit.
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>>5860294
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5860299
Holli begins fixing it for Quattro
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5860299
>>5860286
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ah fuck, just realized it's 6 AM
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5860311
shit, OP
you're a vampire, better head back to your coffin
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5860311
Damn. Until next time.
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>>5860312
>>5860313
imma apass out now. bread continues when I stop being dead.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

And when I wake up, all _____ supporters get the rope
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>>5860285
lol That fucking fan.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5860780
fuck yea OP is the best.
Cut to OP being proud of giving people enjoyment.
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>>5860782
Trying to get my guard down arentchu?! I wont be tricked by your honeyed words
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5860784
AND NOW CUT TO SHMERG BEING IN SOME WAY GOOD
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>>5860786
Ah yes. So she agreed to be arrested for trying to go topless infront of a child
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5860790
Who's next in the tournament?
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>>5860806
"Wait? It's over?! I looked away for a bit and that's it?!"

"Well yeah, she got arrested, man"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5860812
Who the hell does policework on the moon
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>>5860814
"Iunno. Space cops?"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5860815
Wait, that's a cop out if I ever saw one. It couldn't have happened.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5860815
meanwhile, shmerg is intered in a high aecurity sci fi prison like riddick
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>>5860821
"ayyyy, Cop Out. Space cops. Amirite fellas."
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5860823
the tophat guy yells woo
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>>5860824
He seems to be enjoying himself
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5860826
now lets check on quattro. how's the interrupted power up going
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>>5860827
Quattro is currently calling the thread manager to complain about this copout ending
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5860830
Roll for argument between the manager and Quattro.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5860830
get on with the next match-up as Quattro is being rebuffed by bureaucracy.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5860831
Roll 2d100 for Quattro

First roll is for picking, second roll is his actual roll against the manager
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Rolled 92, 59 = 151 (2d100)

>>5860837
OP Managed rigged the fuck out of this die. I think we'll have to concede this one.
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>>5860842
OP has never rigged anything ever
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5860851
Quattro hangs up in disgust.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5860851
OP what is that behind you
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>>5860854
A table
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5860855
ENHANCE! FOCUS ON THE PAINTING ON THE WALL!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5860855
What is that above the table op?
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>>5860857
Damn so far away.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5860859
Here, put on some glasses OP
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>>5860860
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5860861
well, you're not focusing on the picture, OP
turn off depth of field
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5860861
Give us a tour of your crib OP, show us the back yard outdoor pool.
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>>5860863
BUT TRIPLE A EXPERIENCES
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5860867
Fine
let's move onto the next tournament fight already
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>>5860868
Time to pull up the list
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5860871
there's like four dudes left, right?
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>>5860874
Pretty much
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d4)

>>5860875
let's do itttttttt
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5860875
Before we do the next match we have to fix the fucking roof.
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>>5860876
Bitch did I tell you to roll that
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5860880
WAIT A MINUTE THAT PICTURE
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5860880
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE IT NOW OP JUST MAKE FIGHT HAPPEN!!!!!!
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>>5860881
>WAIT A MINUTE THAT PICTURE
>WAIT A MINUTE THAT
>WAIT A MINUTE THAT CARD

Epic Bioshock Infinite reference confirmed
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5860885
LMAO
can we get to rolling for the competitors for the tournament
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>5860886
1-Olessa
2-Jeanne
3- Ken
4-Witch

If it's doubles then whoever it is fist fights Rasputin
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5860888
ayo wait a minute that's a 1d4, OP
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>5860888
Dropped my other dice
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5860890
JEANNE VS WITCH LETS GOOOOOO
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>>5860891
Ah yes of course. Technology versus Magic. Long Range battle. Jeanne VS the Witch
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5860893
Jeanne dons the powersuit once more
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>>5860894
Ah yes. The powersuit. The Powersuit for Jeanne. Jeanne's powersuit.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5860898
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
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>>5860899
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5860901
JEANNE, DO A SHINING FINGER ON WITCH!
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>>5860903
THROWING OUT ONE SO SOON? AND DOING IT WHEN JEANNE'S SPECIALTY IS RANGED COMBAT?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5860914
surely this won't backfire
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>>5860916
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5860921
well that was anti climactic
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5860921
who is next?
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>>5860923
In any case, the fight has started
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5860933
there's some back and forth
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5860933
>>5860934
what that guy said
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>>5860934
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5860940
one side gains the upper hand!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5860940
CLIPPY AI BEGINS TO GIVE JEANNE MID BATTLE ADVICE
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>>5860942
BUT WHO IS IT?!

roll 2d100

First is Witch. Second is Jeanne
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Rolled 40, 12 = 52 (2d100)

>>5860946
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Rolled 92, 17 = 109 (2d100)

>>5860946
CLIPPY FOR THE SAVE
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Total Green Team Destruction
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>>5860948
>>5860949
THE WITCH HITS JEANNE WITH A THUNDERSTRIKE!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5860956
CLIPPY! SAVE JEANNE!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5860956
Ouch, good thing the suit was insulated?
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>>5860958
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5860978
YES
THIS TIME IT ACTUALLY WORKS CAUSE MARIAN DIDN'T WORK ON IT MAYBE
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>>5860980
Unlike Marian, Jeanne has the Clippy AI assist only moderately and allows it access only to the bare minimum of systems. Which helped reboot the power suit and pre-determine attack patterns. Allowing her to performing evasive maneuvers better, and sometimes having the suit dodge by itself if she herself couldn't see it coming
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5860987
COULD THIS BE A COMEBACK FOR JEANNE????
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>>5860988
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5860994
CALL IN THE ORBITAL STRIKE, JEANNE
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5860994
the colour coded team person wins!
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>>5860997
READYING ORBITAL STRIKE
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>>5861003
But then everyone remembers Jeanne already dropped the satellite cannon onto the moon last round to win against the Hunter Archer
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5861003
>>5861004
there were TWO satellites, OP
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>>5861005
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5861009
During this whole debacle, Witch has had time to conjure a destructive spell.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5861009
up your fat ass, OP
now get to it
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5861009
while OP scrambles for a source we cut to humble Shmerg Fan #164 as he contenplates scaling the walls of SPACE PRISON
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>>5861010
IS THAT A METEOR COMING TOWARDS THE (allegedly) SECOND SATELLITE CANNON?
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5861015
CLIPPY ALSO MAKES THE SATELLITE DODGE
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5861015
Mr President, a second meteor has hit the Satellite Cannon.
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>>5861018
"NO! NOT THE alleged SECOND SATELLITE CANNON!"


roll 2d100

First is Witch. Second is Jeanne
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Rolled 84, 53 = 137 (2d100)

>>5861021
Oh boy.
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>>5861022
"yyyyeaaah, shit's fucked"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5861028
jeanne in Trouble. though the Witches mana is also starting to run out. Both contestants stare each other down waiting for the first one to flinch.
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>>5861030
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5861035
Moon tumbleweed rolls across the stadium.
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>>5861036
"Is it kinda weird that this western showdown standoff thingamajig is happening between a magic user and a power armored tech wiz"

"Well the two actual western themed fighter already been eliminated"

"damn"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5861040
The (alleged) second Satellite Cannon crashes on to the arena, since it's orbital stabilizers where hit by the meteor.
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>>5861042
"Also the (alleged) second orbital cannon is crashing down onto the arena"

"This is the second time the greens had their satellite crash into the stadium"

"Hope Marian foots the repair bills"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5861040
the tumbleweed smashes into Jeanne and explodes
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5861045
We can worry about the repair cost if we don't get smooshed by the satellite.
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>>5861046
RIP Tumbleweed. It died as it lived. Tumbling
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5861052
KABOOOOOOM
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>>5861056
In its dreams. The tumbleweed saw its death as a magnificent kaboom that cleansed the world in divine fiery fury.

But in reality it's more off a poof. Since it's a tumbleweed.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5861061
cut to that tumbleweed's family
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>>5861064
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5861070
As the young tumbleweed swears revenge, we cut back to the arena where the witch has drunk one of her magic potions!
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>>5861076
A MYSTERIOUS POTION? WHAT DOES IT DO? AND THE SATELLITE IS STILL BARRELLING TOWARDS THE ARENA! WE WILL FIND OUT...NEXT TIME. OP GOTTA GOOOOO NOW

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5861959
>>5861088
the potion makes her grow a huge COCK, obviously
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>>5861962
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5861964
Witch unleashes the chocobo sized chicken at Jeanne! It also has a bomb inside of it.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5861964
Actually the potion unlocks RISQUE ALT COSTUMES THAT YOU CAN SEE NOW IF YOU BUY THE SKELETON ISLAND 3 FIGHTER PACK NOW!
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>>5861966
>

Oh I didn't know we were published by these assholes
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5861968
>>5861965
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5861968
Oh come on OP are allergic to money now?
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>>5861970
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5861974
>>5861965
we don't got enough money to pay for these DLC items
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>>5861975
OH SHIT
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5861977
CHEST LASER BEAM THAT BITCH
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5861977
Rope the giant chicken with a lasso
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>>5861978
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5861982
DOES SHE DO IT?
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>>5861984
IS THE COCK COOKED?

Y/N
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5861986
YES, BUT IT EXPLODES KNOCKING BOTH WITCH AND JEANNE BACK
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5861986
Yes, and the fried chicken is immediately sold to the hungry spectators
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5861986
Ya, the beam directly cooked the chicken whole. Nom*
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>>5861987
THE CHICKEN EXPLODES, SENDING BOTH FIGHTERS BACK. MEANWHILE, THE AUDIENCE GETS FRIED CHICKEN RAINED ON THEM
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5861991
ONE LAST BEAM BATTLE
MAGIC VERSUS TECHNOLOGY
THE FINAL SHOWDOOOOOOWN
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5861992
>>5861991
But we never got new Arcanum game
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>>5861992
ROLL 2D100

JEANNE FIRST, WITCH SECOND
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Rolled 67, 12 = 79 (2d100)

>>5862004
>inb4 my first roll is high and second roll is low
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Rolled 42, 92 = 134 (2d100)

>>5862004
they cancel each other
>>
Rolled 90, 34 = 124 (2d100)

>>5862004
>>
Rolled 51, 2 = 53 (2d100)

>>5862004
But what about the Satellite crashing on them?
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Rolled 36, 1, 92, 40 = 169 (4d100)

Jeanne's total is 250
The Witch is 140

I will now roll for the Satellite
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5862010
WAIT A MINUTE
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Rolled 2, 71, 9, 7 = 89 (4d100)

>>5862010
The satellite is too powerful!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5862010
colony drops weren't in schedule for tournament
but I guess it's expected considering the name
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>>5862012
After overpowering the witch's beam, Jeanne points her Proton cannon upwards and vaporize the satellite cannon too! The day is saved! and the arena has ANOTHER hole in the roof!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5862018
JEANNE WINS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE SKELEFAMILY
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5862018
that repair bill doesn't look too good.
quickly add some ads
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>>5862021
BUY THE SKELETON ISLAND 3 SEASON PASS AND GET ALL THE SEASON 1 DLC PLUS THE EXCLUSIVE SEXY QUATTRO COSTUME!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5862022
no one will buy this
not even bobby
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5862022
>>5862023
you don't get it, people buy to stop seeing the ad for the season pass
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>>5862023
>>5862025
For an extra 69.99 we'll throw in the female quattro skin
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5862029
Bobby pulls out his wallet
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5862029
The pass sells a QUATTRILLION
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5862029
why female quattro wears a mask?
for my 69.99 I demand full gender bender experience
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>>5862030
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5862034
back to our regularly scheduled program
who's next, Rasputin?
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>>5862035
"Let's see. With the defeat of the witch, and the elimination of any possible plot line about my secret college days, there's only one pair left for this round"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5862036
I've got my bets on Olessa.
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>>5862037
"Remember back in Skeleton Island 1, we had a duel between all of the sub commanders. And I came out on top. Just wanted to remind you, Ken"

"That was yeeaaars ago. Things changed. Plus we were all busy ganging up on Rasputin to notice you sneaking up aftewards"

"Sounds like cope to me"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5862038
Ken unleashes his NEW augmentations as is typical for GSG
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>>5862040
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5862045
well, I was thinking more cyberpunk, OP
either way, let's get READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5862047
>cyberpunk
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5862049
the david martinez build BEFORE he got into that suit, OP
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>>5862050
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5862053
yeah, probably good enough
LET'S RUMBLE
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5862053
Holli forgets that she is pretending to be unable to walk and gets herself a gin tonic
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>>5862057
"EEYY! Where did that come from?!"

"oh shit"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5862059
"Oh hey look over there Jeanne is doing a thing"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5862059
OLESSA BRINGS OUT THE FABLED TWO HALBERDS
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>>5862062
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5862066
*Lu Bu's theme starts playing*
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>>5862067
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5862066
Spin to Win!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5862068

ROCKET BOOTS OUTTA THERE, KEN
GET SOME DISTANCE AND USE THOSE PISTOLS
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>>5862070
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5862073
Olessa throws the FIRST halberd at Ken to knock him outta the sky
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5862073
KEEP RUNNING KEN, KEEP RUNNING!
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>>5862075
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5862078
DOES THE HALBERD CLIP KEN'S ROCKET BOOT?
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>>5862079
"EVASIVE MANEUVERS. EVASIVE MANEUVERSSSSS"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5862084
CLIPPY TAKES OVER (again)
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>>5862085
WILL CLIPPY TAKE OVER AND SAVE KEN IN TIME? OR WILL HE GET TAKEN DOWN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN THREAD CONTINUES

cus i gotta go now , IRL stuff. toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
>>5862086
see ya OP
>>
>>5862084
>>5862078
>>5862073
>>5862068
This is already my favourite fight of the tournament
>>
best bread
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>>5864008
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5864053
I'm deepthroating that bread.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5864053
>>5862086
CLIPPY TAKES OVER IN A GOOD WAY HOPEFULLY
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5864058
you are a cock block and a half my friend
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>>5864058
DOES HE?

dice+2d100 in the Options field. First roll is Olessa, second is Ken.

Optional: Olessa has +a bajillion points bonus, for no reason
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Rolled 21, 79 = 100 (2d100)

>>5864065
optional is bullshit, OP
CLIPPY SAVE THE DAY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
inb4 first roll is higher
>>
Rolled 96, 47 = 143 (2d100)

>>5864065
KEN RUN AWAY
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>>5864067
Evasive maneuvers! Just in time! Else Ken woulda been a goner
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5864073
WHIP OUT THE SHOTGUN FOR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, KEN
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5864073
Ken frantically tries to create distance, throwing his empty guns at Olessa
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>>5864074
THAT'S RIGHT! SHE LOST ONE HALBERD! SURELY THIS MEANS IT'S SAFE TO APPROACH!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5864084
>Ken gets his shotgun cut in half
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>>5864085
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5864088
Olessa grabs Ken by the face...
and proceeds to smash him straight into the ground
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5864089
I GROW TIRED OF YOUR PRESENCE
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>>5864089
"WAIT WAIT WAIT"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5864093
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>5864094
CAN KEN GET OUTTA THE HOLD IN TIME?!

ROLL 2D100, SAME AS BEFOREEEE
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Rolled 52, 75 = 127 (2d100)

>>5864096
inb4 my second dice is lower than first
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Rolled 16, 53 = 69 (2d100)

>>5864096
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>>5864097
KEN HAS SOMEHOW SLIPPED FROM HER GRASP AND ESCAPED DANGER!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5864107
LOOK OUT KEN
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5864107
NOW, THE ROCKET LAUNCHER KEN
GET HER WHILE SHE'S DOWN
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5864107
DON'T PANIC NOW
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>>5864110
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5864115
Land to inspect the damage?!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5864115
Pew pew pee
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>>5864117
"Hmmm...seems to be--OH SHIT"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5864124
SANDEVISTAN DODGE, KEN
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>>5864125
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5864131
you better not be going cyberpsycho on us, Ken
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>>5864132
It seems you're trying to not go cyberpsycho, would you like some help?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5864134
YES CLIPPY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5864135
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5864138
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
inb4 rolls lower than 77
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>>5864139
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5864142
>ken gets taken over by clippy and goes CYBERPSYCHO
UH OH
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>>5864143
DUN DUN
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5864149
NOW IT'S OLESSA'S TURN TO DEFEND FROM CYBERPSYCHO KEN!
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>>5864151
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5864160
PARRY IT, OLESSA!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5864160
In response, Olessa gets serious
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>>5864162
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5864169
DARK SOULS STYLE RIPOSTE!
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>>5864173
"RRRAAAAAAGHHHHH----wait does that mean she's gonna shove that entire thing through my gut"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5864177
oh.

oh no.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5864177
A BIT LATE FOR THAT, KEN
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>>5864180
"WAIT WAIT WAIT"

Surely anons will roll 2d100 to save Ken
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Rolled 60, 55 = 115 (2d100)

>>5864182
I can't believe Olessa would just kill Ken like this.
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>>5864184
>Olessa rolls higher

wuh oh
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5864186
She tore the clippy out of him
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>>5864189
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5864193
this is what happens, sadly. this is what happens.
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>>5864197
IS THIS THE END? WHO KNOWS. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT. SAME BREAD TIEM. SAME BREAD CHANNEL

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5864904
IS THIS THE END FOR KEN?
OR CAN HE ASSPULL SOMETHING?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5864904
Who is next on the docket?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5864906
Quick, roll 2d100 for Ken

First roll is for picking, second roll is his actual roll against the uncaring universe
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

random test
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Rolled 76, 27 = 103 (2d100)

>>5864908
DOES HE DO IT????
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>>5864909
This random test counts, Ken rolls a 9 against the universe's 14
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5864912
he succumbs to his wounds
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5864912
ayo hold up that's a 1d100, OP
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5864912
Oh come on, at least have him do something
>>
nani?!
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>>5864914
OP succumbs to his wounds as Clippy puts Ken's systems into overdrive for a last minute berserk powerup
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5864921
YEAH ITS KEN TIME
WE'RE GONNA KEN ALL OVER OLESSA
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>>5864922
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5864927
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
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>>5864931
OLESSA THROWS THE HALBERD AND KEN AWAY!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5864942
THE HALBERD OLESSA THREW EARLIER COMES BACK TO HER LIKE A BOOMERANG!
SHE'S GONNA GO FOR THE FINISHING BLOW ON CLIPPY KEN!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5864942
Get right back at her
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>>5864947
A BERSERKING KEN...A Berserken, if you will, IS THRASHING ABOUT ON BEING IMPALED TO THE GROUND! CAN HE GET OUT IN TIME TO GET BACK AT OLESSA?

roll 2d100. First is for Olessa, second is Ken
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Rolled 67, 55 = 122 (2d100)

>>5864950
KEN KEN KEN KEN!
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>>5864951
Unfortunately he couldn't counter in time
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5864953
OLESSA WINSSSSSS
damn she's a fucking powerhouse
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>>5864954
"and with that, this round ends"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5864956
Rasputin is very impressed with the results. However, he's worried about Quattro.
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>>5864957
"WADDAYAMEAN NOBODY WANTS TO BUY BIKINI QUATTRO?....THE FUCK? THEY'RE ASKING IF THEY CAN ONLY BUY THE FEMALE SKIN SEPARATELY? FUCK OFF"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5864959
Rasputin facepalms
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>>5864960
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5864961
It's even at the point where Betty... starts feeling a TINY bit bad about Quattro.
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>>5864962
"Damn...that sucks. Sorry you had to deal with that, Rasputin"

"Hmm? Oh hey Betty"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5864965
Rasputin comes up with a plan to make Quattro... less of a disappointment.
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>>5864966
This entire thing was already that. Rasputin hopes that whoever wins the finals, which would include beating him, will go on and fight Quattro, perfecting his warrior instincts. Just in time for Shotasniffer to arrive.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5864968
Our Quattro clearly ain't ready
he's more worried about merch sales than fighting
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>>5864970
"Could this mean he's merely resting on his laurels due to the power boost from the Ultimate Drink?"

"Or he's just a dumbass"

"Yes, that too, Betty"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5864973
He's a dumbass.
Try to motivate him somehow.
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>>5864975
"How to motivate Quatro...."

"No, I will not call him pogchamp, Rasputin"

"Damnit"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5864976
Say you'll owe Betty a favor if she does it.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5864976
>>5864977
And if she rejects then you'll just ask Alt-Betty instead
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>>5864977
"a FAVOR from Rasputin huh? Hmmmmmmm"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5864981
Betty accepts the offer, FINALLY
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>>5864982
"Sure. I'll say whatever to get Quattro motivated and focused on the fight. As long as you remember that I can ask you for aaanything"

"I don't like how you said that last part. Being so close to me"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5864986
Betty does the whole pogchamp bit while not cringing
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>>5864987
"Hey Quattro. If you get yourself together and focus on the tournament. I'll call you my little pogchamp if ya win"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5864988
This motivates Quattro and activates a YELLOW GLOW signalling the ULTIMATE DRINK's power
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5864988
LE GASP
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>>5864991
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5864992
>>5864990
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>>5864993
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5864995
QUATTRO DOES THE FLOATING THING AGAIN FROM WHEN HE FIRST DRANK THE ULTIMATE DRINK
ITS HAPPENING
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>>5864996
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5865000
"NOW, TEST OUT YOUR NEW POWERS, QUATTRO!" Yells Rasputin
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5865000
that may be was too motivating
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>>5865002
HOW WILL QUATTRO TEST HIS POWER?

A. Go punch dad, see what happens
B. Jump down to the arena, declare that this is the surprise round, all finalists will have to fight him at the same time, whoever wins/lasts the longest gets to be champ. Or face Rasputin afterwards, then they can be champ
C. I dunno, speedrun a video game or something
D. write-in
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5865009
B.
THE ULTIMATE FIGHT OF ULTIMATE POWER
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5865009
We need to settle things with Rasputin
Things left unresolved in first skeleton island quest.
so B
C is tempting tho
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>>5865011
"QUATTRO HAS APPEARED IN THE ARENA! DON'T WORRY FOLKS. THIS ISN't A TECHNICAL ISSUE LIKE LAST TIME. HE'S CHALLENGING ALL FINALIST INTO AN ALL OUT BRAWL! ALL OF THEM VERSUS HIM!"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5865016
Luke has to drop Holli for now...
but not before she offers something to Luke to BOOST his power
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5865016
Quattro is ready to kick some ass and speedrun some games
and he is all outta games
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5865016
It's time to be powerful, so we can go back to being chill afterwards!
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>>5865019
QUATTRO BEING COOL?! NO! SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5865022
>>5865017
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5865022
No, nothing gone wrong.
Embrace tradition.
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>>5865025
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5865027
>>5865017
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5865027
Start by eliminating nearby contenders
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5865027
It's time to do it, OP.
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>>5865029
"Y' know Luke. I was wrong about you. You've been such a good boy. So how about a [...] for good luck?"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5865036
Luke.exe stopped working
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5865036
Luke spaghetti drops all over the floor
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>>5865037
His mind is still catching up. What did Hollis even say? He's still trying to process it. Whatever it is, Lilly doesn't approve.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5865045
Let's leave Luke to his sausages
meanwhile Quattro is methodically dealing with whoever attacked him
and that's like half of contenders at once
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>>5865047
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5865050
TIME WIZARD'S CLOCK GETS SMASHED BEFORE HE CAN TIME STOP QUATTRO
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5865050
Time this, wizard.
Proceed with perfect timed inputs for finisher move
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5865050
Tick tock, it's time to reset this clock.
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>>5865053
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5865058
TIME WIZARD IS KNOCKED OUT OF THE BATTLE!
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5865058
Onto the next ones, which happen to be gang of loser bracket
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5865058
"Time to mop you up, old timer!" says Quattro, as he uses the time wizard as a mop.
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>>5865063
"A CHANCE FOR THE ROUND 2 LOSERS TO MAKE A COMEBACK! HERE COMES THE WITCH AND SHMERG!"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5865070
attack them both using your own afterimages!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5865070
>>5865071
USE THE QUATTRO RIZZ
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>>5865072
The women immediately leaves in disgust. Makin Quattro the victor
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5865077
rude
Quattro charisma is one of his strong points
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5865077
JEANNE DOESN'T FALL SO EASILY FOR SUCH TRICKS THOUGH
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5865080
>>5865077
True, Quattro used the sheer power of his charisma to get in to Big Kobra's mansion without problem. OP is trying to gaslight us.
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>>5865083
Qhaddayamean? That was Quattrois Del Pettoix, no relation
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5865087
>>5865081
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5865087
Look us into eyes, OP
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5865087
Quattro gives OP The Stareâ„¢
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>>5865091
oh hey look Jeanne's shooting quattro, dont pay attention to me no more
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5865094
get out of the way, OP
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5865094
I'll remember this
initiate edf dodge roll
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>>5865095
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5865099
flying round kick her
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5865099
>>5865100
QUATTRO'S FAST!
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emergency came up, gotta end it here, see ya dudes
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>>5865103
thanks for bread op
take care
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You bastard. Run the thread at a reasonable hour.
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I hope the emorgency wasn't too bade
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>>5866558
No
>>5869332
It' aight
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>>5870220
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WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5870884
Could it be? The Skeleton Island Christmas Special?
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>>5870886
Nooooooooooo
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5870891
>>5865099
QUATTRO BLASTS HIS OWN HADOUKENS BACK AT JEANNE!
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>>5870893
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5870899
He follows up with a FOOT DIVE
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>>5870902
Jeanne complains about shitass hitboxes
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5870906

Olessa strikes at Quattro with FULL FORCE
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>>5870912
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5870918
Quattro PARRIES IT WITH A BOTTLE
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>>5870919
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5870922
Quattro smashes the bottle against Olessa's face!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5870922
He proceeds to absolutely obliterate Olessa with that bottle
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>>5870924
>>5870927
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5870928
damn, who's left?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5870928
He takes a swig from the bottle (it's a pre-mixed mai tai from earlier) and bonks it against Jeanne's head
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btw this thread has absolutely top notch themed fights not seen since the advent of the TIME WIZARD
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>>5870930
With Olessa getting her face smashed, there's o--Quattro senses death, dodge or die
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5870937
USE THOSE SPIDER SENSES
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5870937
Do one of those last minute dodges that give you extra meter for your super
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5870937
>>5870939
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>>5870939
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5870942
SUPER THE PERSON WHO JUST TRIED TO SHOOT AT YOU, QUATTRO
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>>5870943
It wasn't a shot....IT WAS A SLASH
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5870946
LUKE COUNTERS WITH HIS OWN SPECIAL, DRAGONFIRE CLEAVE!
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5870946
WATCH OUT LUKE QUATTRO IS PLUS ON BLOCK
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>>5870948
HE DOESN'T CARE! IT SEEMS LUKE IS ALSO MOTIVATED!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5870949
>>5870947
HE'S MOTIVATED BY GETTING KISSED BY HIS SISTER, WATCH OUT QUATTRO!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5870949
THEY'RE SO MANY EFFECTS WE CAN'T SEE WHAT THE BUTTON MASH PROMPT IS
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>>5870950
"Wait what"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5870953
QUATTRO HAS NO TIME TO REACT TO LUKE'S SPECIAL!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5870953
QUATTRO HAS AMPLE TIME TO REACT TO LUKE'S SPECIAL!
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>>5870956
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5870959
LUKE SLAMS A HOTDOG INTO QUATTRO'S MOUTH TO TRY TO SOBER HIM UP!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5870960
QUATTRO RECOVERS AND HITS LUKE WITH A SLIDE ATTACK
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>>5870960
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5870964
QUATTRO CAN FEEL THE ULTIMATE DRINK"S POWER WANING!
OH NO
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5870964
QUATTRO SPITS THE WIENER BACK AT LUKE AND FOLLOWS WITH A PUNCH
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>>5870966
"NO! THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO!" screamed Quattro. Internally. Probably. Can't really tell over the commotion
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5870969
GET ANGRY
TAP INTO THAT VON JEWBURNER LEGACY
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5870969
Quattro switches to his own skills to land a counterattack on Luke giving the drinkpower a chance to recover.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5870969
Quattro remembers that the ultimate drink is a permanent power up and slams Luke back!
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>>5870973
THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S QUATTRO! QUATTRO DEL PETTO VON JEWBURNER! HIS ULTIMATE DRINK IS A PERMA BOOST! LUKE GETTING KISSED BY HIS SISTER(s) IS SURE A TEMP BOOST ONLY!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5870974
LUKE UNLEASHES HIS SPAGHETTI POWERS FROM GETTING KISSED AND HE GETS INTO A CLASH WITH QUATTRO
BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER!
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>>5870975
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5870976
LILLY STARTS CHEERING LUKE ON TO GIVE HIM EXTRA POWER!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5870976
Quattro gives Luke a firm kick
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>>5870977
"KICK HIS ASS LUKE! FORRR MEEEEE"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5870981
ROSA STARTS CHEERING QUATTRO ON
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5870981
LUKE GETS DOUBLE BUFFED
IS IT ENOUGH TO BEAT QUATTRO THOUGH?
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>>5870983
OH SHIT
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5870985
"QUATTROOO!"
"LUUUUUUUUUKEEEE!"
WHO WILL WIN???????????
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5870985
QUATTRO SHATTERS LUKE'S SWORD
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5870985
>>5870987
precisely my thought
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>>5870990
NO! NOT THE SWORD LILLY GAVE HIM! THE SAME SWORD THAT BROUGHT OLESSA TO VICTORY AGAINST ALL OTHER SUB COMMANDERS WAY BACK IN SKELETON ISLAND 1 ! LILLY'S SPECIAL SWORD!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5871000
LUKE GETS MAD
LIKE
REALLY REALLY MAD
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>>5871002
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5871009
LUKE 2ND PHASE
YOU GOTTA DODGE, QUATTRO
START DARK SOULS ROLLING ALL OVER HIM
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5871009
Quattro gets LOOSE
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>>5871010
In his current berserk state, Luke has no need for a sword, as he himself is now the blade. Just one hit and Quattro would be done for! The one upside of Luke swinging around gigantic arena cleaving slashes is that he's currently acting purely on raging instinct so he's sloppier than he should be, giving Quattro juuuuust enough of a window to evade his attacks!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5871017
Quattro starts stress-quaffing booze as he is dodging around the arena
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5871017
TRY TO STAGGER HIM QUATTRO
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5871017
Quattro threads the needle and KOs Luke with a palm strike to the head
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>>5871022
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5871025
Palm strike still a go, but this time with added needle
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5871025
>>5871021
USE THE PALM STRIKE TO STAGGER LUKE AND MAKE HIM VULNERABLE TO AN EXECUTION!
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>>5871027
Ah dangit
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5871028
One more try outta do it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5871028
Okay this is gonna take a while, lets cut to Holli annoying Lilly
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5871028
Come on Quattro, do it already
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>>5871029
Okay, this time for sure
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5871032
C'mon OP you can't draw this out for much longer
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5871032
OP's delaying, report him to the authorities
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>>5871033
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5871038
End the thread or continue a plot and there will be an end to the horror
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5871038
LUKE RAMPAGES STRAIGHT INTO QUATTRO WHILE HE'S BUSY THREADING THE NEEDLE
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>>5871040
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5871044
QUATTRO IS LOOKING TIRED, UH OH
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>>5871046
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5871049
QUATTRO DODGES IT SLUMPING DOWN TO PICK UP A HALF FULL BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5871049
Is it joever Quattro bros????
quick pull something out of your ass, Quattro
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>>5871052
"Please don't actually pull something out of your ass"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5871053
HE PULLS OUT A...little girl picture book
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5871053
Quatt catches Luke's hand strike with his teeth and sends him flying with a punch
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5871053
He pulls out a flask outta his ass
cause of course
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>>5871054
Are you implying The Quatt gets a power boost from looking at little girls, anon?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5871057
Yeah, we're gonna get Quattro cancelled.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5871057
Clearly a distraction play (yes)
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5871057
of course not, a young girl picture book is just the perfect thing to remind Luke of how young and innocent Lilly was way back in Skeleton Island 1 and calm him down LONG ENOUGH FOR QUATTRO TO PUNCH CLEAR THROUGHT THE PAGE AND INTO HIS FACE
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>>5871058
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5871064
How is Lolisniffer going to take two of his upstanding sons being canceled?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5871064
>>5871065
what this guy said
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>>5871067
>>5871065
"Cancelled? But Quattro's not a TV show or something?"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5871068
Luke and Quattro start beating each other just like they're going to beat those allegations
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5871068
Lolisniffer is cancelled all the time, also he's the only one who doesn't know what cancelled means
>>5871070
So not very well
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>>5871070
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5871077
Quattro is the strongwr fighter so he wins.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5871077
It's all gotta end with one last showdown between Luke and Quattro...
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5871077
The scuffle cloud means the budget is thinning! Quick, take out Luke with a quick uppercut that knocks him outta frame
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>>5871079
Boy wonders what would be more appropriate, jumping in now to help Luke or wait until whoever wins and then challenge that guy instead. Don't want to be rude now
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5871081
HELP QUATTRO SO HE TRUSTS YOU
THEN BETRAY HIM LATER
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5871081
Quattro replicates the final fight scene in The One and fights ALL THE CONTESTANTS
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>>5871082
Well he IS the other master in the Dojo. So it wouldn't be too weird
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5871086
Okay do it boy
but also pay OP three fiddy so he gives us budget
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5871086
Just wait out the fight, surely it won't take that long for someone to win
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>>5871091
Alright anons. place ya bets, who winning
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5871097
My money's on Quattro cause he's the protag
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5871097
Quattro. Duh, Becky.
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>>5871102
>>5871103
Alright. Bets are made

Now roll 3d100. First roll is for picking. Second is Quattro. Third is Luke
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Rolled 5, 55, 15 = 75 (3d100)

>>5871108
QUATTRO BABY
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>>5871109
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5871110
Luke gets knocked out in the yamcha death pose
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>>5871113
And the only one left to stand against Quattro...Is Boy
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5871120
START CHUGGING QUATTRO
IF YOU THOUGHT LUKE WAS A CHALLENGE, BOY IS THE FINAL STEP
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>>5871121
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THAT GET TO BE PAMPERED BY NURSE BETTTTYYYYYYY" - Quattro yelled.

And OP gotta go. Thread continues next time when it continues
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Quatt tier 5 gyatt rizzed up
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>>5871133
None of these words are in the bible
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>>5871138
lol stoop
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I want a power ranking of all the characters in terms of fighting strength
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>>5871169
OFFICIAL RANKINGS:

>Shotasniffer
>Me (i'm her foot stool)
>the rest ( they don't matter)
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5872622
IMMEDIATE CLASH
BOY VS QUATTRO
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5872622
use white soft bread as a weapon. just to show off.
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>>5872623
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5872628
pull no punches Quattro. Boy is supposed to fight Rasputin later and he needs to be ready.
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>>5872631
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5872633
START MASHING, QUATTRO
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>>5872639
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5872641
Boy grimaces at Quattro's mashing, looking for a chance to counter!
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>>5872643
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5872647
BOYS RECEIVES SOME TELEPATHY FROM RASPUTIN TO GET SOME ADVICE!
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>>5872648
!
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5872653
"FOCUS BOY! You can see he's spamming only ONE move!"
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>>5872655
"Bolstered from both his powerup and his wins against everyone else before you. Quattro is only doing the punch barrage because he thinks that's enough to defeat you, Boy. Is he correct?"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5872665
"HE'S WRONG!"
UNLEASH DEMON MODE, BOY
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>>5872667
Finding a gap in Quattro's Strikes, Boy unleashes his DEMON MODE
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5872668
As if it's first time Quattro fighting with someone who has second form
Predictable
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5872668
Looks like you are getting serious Boy. but serious enough?

I have fought many like you.
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>>5872671
"So he fights children alot? Ayyyyyyyyy"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5872673
depending on size of their chest
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5872673
ba dum tsh
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5872673
if you think him a mere child and not someone relying on their transformation for power come down here and fight him yourself.

he will quickly prove that he is the latter.
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>>5872676
Comedian Skeleton goes down there himself and immediately One Hit KO Quattro
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5872677
rude
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>>5872679
"Wouldn't THAT be something huh folks? Aaaayyyyyyyyy"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5872682
we all know comedians are allergic to tomatos
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

boy lose because quatro has plot armour under his shirt making him invincible.
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>>5872684
ah shit, uh, something IRL came up so I gotta go. We'll continue when I'm done deal with this shieeet,

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5872751
punch self in the face
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5872759
>>5872751
for forgetting to roll
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>>5872751
that's like perfect blowjob height
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>>5872760
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5872763
Oh god. Its aother episde of Raspy, Betty and Boy!
Arent these three just whacky? They're so, martial-artsy and badass and good at combat! WOAH! Look at that Boy is gonna kick somebody's ass! WOOOOWWWWWWWW
Seriously FUCK. OFF. IDIIOTS
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5872763
why is the bone floating? we rayman now
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>>5872765
Anon clearly has some problems he needs to work out. Don't worry, I know a great therapist
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5872769
And who would that be
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5872769
Even in demon form, boy struggles to keep up with Quattro
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5872769
punch the kid i want to see his bones bleeding
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>>5872770
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5872774
>>5872771
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5872774
Quattro has experience fighting people with powerup transformations. therefore its back to the fight where boy still struggles to keep up with Quattro.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5872774
punch the goddamn kid already
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>>5872778
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5872783
keep hitting boy until his henshin wears out
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5872783
Boy tries his demon claws only to get countered by Quattro
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5872783
the fingers and hair are unprotected so aim for them
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>>5872784
QUATTRO'S RELENTLESS BARRAAAAGE
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5872793
"Heh - is that supposed to have hurt me?"
boy quips from behind an absolutely swollen to shit and bloody face
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5872793
smack his mask right off
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5872793
take out a chair and break his legs
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>>5872794
"I know you can hit harder than that, Sensei Quattro"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5872804
damn the kid is a masochist better end this quickly before it gets weird
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5872804
time to break his legs
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5872804
save the tough talking for Rasputin later. Knock Boy out.
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>>5872805
>Quattro
>calling anybody weird
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5872808
No time for talking Knock boy out so he can get to being cared for by Nurse Betty again.

and make Quattro extra jealous
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5872808
we are weirder than an masochist child? geez lets just break his legs already
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>>5872809
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5872813
I need that boy's legs broken so BAYD
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5872813
Give Boy the Atomic Drop!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5872813
stop drawing youself and lets go kick the baby
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>>5872817
I think my AC's leaking so I gotta go deal with that before it short circuits all my shit.

So roll 2d100 to see if the command grab hits before this sesh ends. First roll is the Quatt, Second roll, Boy
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Rolled 66, 89 = 155 (2d100)

>>5872819
Time to finish this.
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Rolled 82, 66 = 148 (2d100)

you should fix your stuff first bro its more important
>>5872819
grapple boy and break his legs
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Rolled 99, 35 = 134 (2d100)

>>5872819
break his legs
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>>5872820
As Quattro whiffs it, I gotta go fix my AC. toodles.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5872828
He is going to job again isn't he?
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>>5872828
Merry Christmas!
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>>5874197
>>5874197
I reject your merriment
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5874197
open the small blue present
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>>5874197
Merry Christmas, anon
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5874722
>>5872828
QUATTRO IS RATTLED!
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>>5874724
Woah! A skeleton! 2spooky4me
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5874725
Boy keeps on punching Quattro
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>>5874726
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5874728
BOY USES KI ENERGY TO FLY AFTER QUATTRO AND KEEP BEATING HIM UP
OH NO
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5874728
quattro breaks boy's legs
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>>5874729
As you can see, a very robust christmas budget
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5874734
I just think OP is being lazy
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>>5874736
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5874734
We cut to Rasputin glued to the TV set in his green room
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5874739
Boy has grown a huge super saiyan haircut
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5874739
>>5874740
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5874739
Are we just goint to let OP get away with ignoring Quattro's winning roll from the last session?
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>>5874743
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5874745
I'm pretty sure Quattro loss in this roll.
>>5872820
Cut to Boy and Quattro duking it out in the air
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5872825
>>5874745
>>5874747
99 for Quattro, so sorely abandoned in the Halls of ignored dice rolls. We salute you.
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>>5874750
It's about the total, 155 was the highest, anon.
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>>5874752
It's about who rolls a 99, anon
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>>5874747
More budget at work
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5874757
Start throwing money at OP so we can get budget
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5874757
Quattro cuts boy down using a big "POW" to hide the difficult to draw parts
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>>5874760
With a mighty punch, Quattro sends Boy back down to the ground!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5874761
>>5874758
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5874761
boy lies on the ground like every family guy character after a fall
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>>5874762
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5874764
QUATTRO QUATTROS ALL OVER BOY
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>>5874765
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5874767
Boy defends using his brittle bones to catch the attacks
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5874767
IS BOY DONE FOR???
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>>5874768
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5874776
THE BONES! THEY ARE TOO BRITTLE!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5874776
>>5872665
BOY REMEMBERS THE LESSON FROM EARLIER (AGAIN)
IS IT ENOUGH THOUGH?
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>>5874779
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5874783
no.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5874783
DOES QUATTRO JOB?
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>>5874785
Juuuuust a little press. And Quattro will not job
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5874788
OP, break boy's legs already.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5874788
Nah I know your other hand is gonna mash the YES button, OP
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>>5874789
What's with you and breaking Boy's legs. That's kinda weirdT4W4K
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5874791
>>5874790
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5874791
I'm weird OP. I am weird.
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>>5874792
Anon please, my hands are right here
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5874794
Either way, I vote yes to Quattro jobbing.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5874794
what are you going to do with those hands OP? OP why are you drawing Shmerg right now? OP? OP???????
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>>5874795
Noted
>>5874796
AH HAH! A SHMERG COOMER! I SHOULDA KNOWN
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5874794
I vote Quattro wins
Does not job
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5874800
I can't believe OP and anon are both Shmerg simps
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5874802
>>5874800
And for my Christmas wish is, the Dead orc monk from the DnD game we had while back, is brought back to life the join the tournament until it's over.
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>>5874804
Aw shucks
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>>5874803
Uh, sure. Let's go with that
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5874807
Okay, let's see Quattro jobbing to boy.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5874807
Okay so back to the fight where boy has been soundly defeated
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5874807
>>5874804
>>5874805
Add this with the Orc being a Skeleton Orc.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5874807
Boy jobs
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"Aha! 2 votes for me and only one for you, looks like you're cooked, kid"

"Aw shucks, Sensei Quattro"

"Haha, yeah. And one vote for the MOnk Or---wait who the fuck"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5874817
This amazing final clash between Quattro and Boy is lost to time due to image limit.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5874817
resolve
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5874817
Welp. Boy falls down and dies.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5874817
Strange who is this Orc tsome faggoot asked for? Oh well it's in Op's well lotioned soft hands.
Let the Orc in!
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>>5874818
Damn this anon's right....

Welp, thread's over everybody. OP will now go eat a sandwich or something
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>>5874822
start a new thread, OP
its' not over until it's over
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>>5874823
Damn
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My captcha is shitting itself, pls hold
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>>5874828
>>5874828
>>5874828
Neeeew thrrreeeeead



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