>>6067330
PRESIDENT BIDEN RESTORATION MOVEMENT

Delaware

Light Blue

President Biden has been unjustly removed from the 2024 election ticket! Those traitors in the democratic party must pay, and we'll defeat Trump together, with the, you know, the thing, and, uh, yeah. Only the Lord himself can tell the President to step down, and he ain't coming down! Together, we can beat Vice President Trump!

>I don't really know how active this board is
The board's probably one of the slowest on the site, this will take several days at least.

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>>6067545
Thanks Bidenbro.

We'll start once 4 nations spawn and see where things go.

>>6067330
New England

New Hampshire

Red

The Union is Broken. The Union has failed. Independence has only produced more complete and thorough tyrants in the form of the Presidentiae. And so a course is reversed, a long-past rebellion retraced in the opposite direction. The wandering Prince Harry is co-opted and made by the decree of new parliament King Harrold the First of New England. God Save the King!

>I don't really know how active this board is
This is a slow board. I'd advise drastically decreasing your planned updates to perhaps once or twice per day or so.

>>6067330
MEXICAN EXPEDITIONARY FORCE

South New Mexico

Yellow

¡Se acabó la hegemonía americana! Las tierras de Nueva España pertenecen a su vástago más destacado. El Álamo arderá a nuestro paso, ¡Muerte o Reconquista!

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>>6067720
Thanks New England. We'll adjust updates accordingly.

>>6067774
Bienvenidos amigo

>One more nation and we'll begin rolling.

Holy Mormon Empire/ Imperial Utah
Salt Lake City
Purple
The prohibition on polygamy will be tolerated no longer.

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ROUND 1
>Link this post for your first roll. Give me a general direction or I will just radiate outwards along your perimeter.

>>6067969
Welcome, Brother Smith.

>Updates after all nations roll or 5-6 hours from now.

>Many open spots remain for newcomers.

>>6067994
Expand southwards! All of Utah must be ours!!!
(We're just using post numbers for rolls right? Or am I supposed to roll dice?)

>>6068001
Please use post numbers (this post will result in 7 territories added).

>>6067994
Begin Operation Navajo.

>Expand North along the border with Arizona, then turn east and keep conquering New Mexico

>>6067994
Take the remainder of New Hampshire then move in to Massachusetts, then Vermont.

>>6067994
Expand! Biden will rule America once again, after we beat that Alley Cat, uh, anyway.

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>>6068001
Mormon Empire +7

>>6068087
Mexican Expeditionary Force +15

>>6068102
New England +7

>>6068224
Biden Restoration Movement +10

>>6068240
ROUND 2
Reply to this present post or the previous OP post.

>Will update 5-6 hours or if all nations roll
>Many open spots remain for newcomers

>>6068250
With New Hampshire secured, keep up the invasion of Massachusetts; then into Connecticut and Rhode Island.

>>6068240
Forward, into Washington and Virginia! Once we get the capital we can hold an inauguration, of, uh, well anyway, we're going to beat Trump!

>>6068240
Establish the frontline on the Clayton-Logan-Clovis-Hobbs axis(Keep expanding withing New Mexico)
If the New Mexico campaign finishes then begin phase 2 of Operation Navajo with a mechanised assault into northern Arizona until our forces reach Lake Mead.

>>6067330
>>6067994
>>6068240

Coalition of Undead Clubbed Kanadian Seals

Seattle, WA

Cyan

Justin Trudeau has stepped down and given Kanada over to the native indians, who immediately raised the C.U.C.K.S. and then sunk Kanada into the sea. We hungry. ARF ARf arF~~!

Can I get a wittle bonus for missing turn 1? ARF~!

>expand inward and south to Oregon

>>6068250
Mormon:
Continue south until the Utah/ Arizona border, then West towards the coast.

>>6068578
Secretaría de la Defensa Nacional Report on Threat Actors within the territory of the former United States of America

[FOR SENIOR OFFICERS ONLY]

It is of little surprise that the anarchy spring from the collapse of not only the federal government but also state-level institutions have led to the rise of groups which lay claim to a part or all of the authority once exercised by the government in Washington DC. To prevent our forces from being hindered by any sort of "Fog of War" in their march of restoration, SEDENA has complied what little intelligence can be gleamed from intercepted communications, satellite images, third party resources and agents still operating within the territories of the former USA.

Case 1: Biden Restoration Army

Centered on the Delmarva Peninsula, the Biden Restoration Army(BRA) seems to be composed of remnants of the Democratic Party, their stated goal is the restoration of the Biden presidency over USA. While they may seem like a remnant of the old federal government, there is no proof that Biden is within their custody or even alive, even more, one of their stated goals is the defeat of "Vice President Trump"(Trump or any faction adjacent to him has yet to emerge or make itself known). This has lead to our theory that the BRA is NOT what remains of the US federal government but instead an ideologically motivated paramilitary group which seeks to use the last American presidential mandate as a legitimizing factor in their conquest of the USA. Little can be said about their military capabilities as our intelligence has yet to obtain combat footage of them, however it can be deduced from their location that they have naval capabilities, however limited, and possibly outside support.

Due to their distance from Expedition goals, even from the more ambitious ones, it can be concluded that it will be a while before the BRA comes into contact with expedition forces, as such it is useless to provide any sort of strategy pertaining combat with them until later actions can provide a clearer view into their organization and capabilities, but it is certain that should the BRA achieve success East of the Mississippi River, a clash is inevitable. A note had been forwarded to Naval Command urging them to closely monitor the activity on the North-Eastern coast.

>>6068596
Case 2: New England

A reactionary movement based on New Hampshire with the stated goal of reversing the Independence War, and in their attempt to do so have enthroned Henry Windsor, now "King Harrold I" to the throne of New England. It is not believed that Henry Windsor has orchestrated this movement, or even that he is anything more than a figurehead chosen by general New England elites which have become disillusioned by the former American political system.

They present an even lesser threat than the BRA, not only due to the even lesser proximity between our forces and theirs, but also since a "restoration" of the old pre-independence America would imply a division of the land which would be compatible with expedition goals sans Florida. NE presents a lesser industrial base than that of the BRA, and with their close proximity with one another, conflict will likely come about. Should NE prove victorious, then it it advised that diplomatic relations be soon established between them and the Expedition command.

Case 3: Holy Mormon Empire / Imperial Utah

The collapse of civil institutions has given way for a radical sec of Mormonism to take root in Salt Lake City. Though little is know about their leadership and organization, bar a couple of legislative changes concerning polygamy, it is assumed from their declared name that whoever the "mormon emperor" may be, his combination of religious doctrine and nationalistic rethoric has proven popular among the masses of Utah.

IU currently presents the greatest challenge to the reclamation efforts for the following reason:

- their presence and expansion within primary expedition goals
- their presence in Utah provides them with various vectors of attack downhill into Arizona
- their religious drive is certain to result in highly motivated troops
- presence of stocks of small arms from before the collapse estimated to match current equipment
- larger pool of expendable soldiers due to their policy of polygamy

All these present a challenging, but not insurmountable foe. Like the other active groups in the former USA, the IU has yet to occupy any sort of large industrial base, but contrasting the BRA or New England for whom it is possible, if not expected, to receive outside support, IU is alone in their struggle. Moreover, while their small arms are expected to perform equal to our own infantry equipment, they lack wider armored and aerial support, and while a push into Utah in current conditions is discouraged because of the terrain advantage of the IU, clashes in Arizona or the wider Mojave Desert are estimated to result in MEF victory.

>>6068597
Case 4: Cucks(?)

Communications intercepted over the new North-Western coast of the former USA of survivor groups in and around the Seattle area have presented references to an unknown group refered to as cucks either in a pejorative sense or as an unknown acronym. There is scarce information on the group, if there even is a group, but it is worth noting that satellite imagery have shown the death of hundreds of what is believed to be seals and/or sea lions localized only on the beaches of the Seattle Bay area. Environmental groups have entered the wider discussion and actions regarding the Canada Incident as the possibility of some sort of underwater contamination is very likely

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>>6068279
New England +17

>>6068309
Joe Biden +17

>>6068399 dubs +25 (+2 for flavor)
Mexican Expenditionary Force

>>6068411
Well met, C.U.C.K.S.
+15 for dubs and missed turns

>>6068578
UTAH +15

>>6068620
Utah:
Down to the Utah/ Arizona Border, then East into Colorado.

>>6068620
Operation Navajo is nearing it's end, time for the final 2 pronged march out of the Mojave. The first column will cross the Arizona Border by Blythe and will capture territory on it's way to Los Angeles while the second Column will capture New Vegas and continue along the US 95, taking the Nevada Testing and Training Range and stopping at Reno with the intent of turning west into California.

>>6068578
Representatives of the self-proclaimed Imperial Utah, state your intentions.

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>>6068629
Seeing the possibility of conflict with the Mexican Expenditionary Force, Emperor Smith sends a delegation of ambassadors to treat with Mexican leadership.

The ambassadors relay that Imperial Utah has abandoned its plans for Westward expansion, seeing a high probability for conflict in the limited Southwestern region, and is instead expanding Eastward and Northward. So long as Utah and Mexico can maintain peaceful relations, we see no need for conflict between us.

>>6068620
NAME YOUR NATION: Midwestern Independence Compact
PICK A STARTING LOCATION: Lansing Michigan
PICK COLOR: Gold
FLUFF: As violence and lawlessness erupts across the continent, a bloc arose within rural Michigan demanding that the governor appoint the bloc as the State Militia, operating as a paramilitary with qualified immunity. The bloc quickly restored order, often through brutal repression of looters and rioters, and grew beyond the state government's ability to control. The Midwest Interstate Compact was signed into law with members of the Bloc presiding over the state legislature, intended to bring most of the Midwest under their leadership. No other states joined the compact, and the name has come to mean Independence Compact instead.

ACTION: Secure Michigan. LAW & ORDER!!!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6068620
You're doing this based on post number? Have you considered using a 1d100 instead? This be a slow board, easy to manipulate post number.

>>6068674
That is a good point which I did not consider. Next thread we'll use the 1d100. For now, post numbers. I like that the post numbers lead to dubs/trips/polys/palindromes. I'm not sure how the math changes with doing a 1d1000 or something.

>Expand throughout all of Washington.

No longer requiring oxygen, sleep, water, or even food, the C.U.C.K.S. flap rhythmically non-stop throughout the Pacific North-West. The Coalition reshapes the landscape with their ice-guns and freeze bombs, allowing them to glide effortlessly from one warzone into the next.

Infrastructure falls into ruin. Cases of rabies and giardia skyrocket. The plague returns in a massive break out. Nearly no one has electricity. A mass exodus begins, and the disorganized militias of Montana, Idaho, and Oregon take notice, and begin to organize on the borders, ready to contain the C.U.C.K.S. in Washington.

Clubs and pollution are tools of the human, arF~!
The hypocrites of the West Coast, ARF ARF ARF ARF ARRF ARF, must pay for destroying our habitats.
Humanity will aRFFf~~ become extinct, like Kanada. ArF~! ArF~!

>>6068642
To the government of Imperial Utah.

We are positive to the idea of maintaining an informal agreement of non-interference between our two nations, however we strongly urge your leadership to consider where it is intended to commit to the expansion of Imperial Utah as we can only guarantee our common security at the present moment.

We likewise see no need for conflict between us, but we also consider that it depends more on you than on us to maintain such considerations.

>>6068620
Finish up Conneticut, take Rhode Island, then yoink New York City.

>>6068620
Looks like we got the capital. I'm proud of our accomplishments, and now that President Biden is in the White House, where he belongs, we're going to expand southwards. And, we have to, we have to, the thing is, you gotta understand, we're going to BEAT Trump in the election. We're going to have an election folks. And we're gonna beat him. Just you watch. All the polls are saying we're going to win. All of them. And I'm not stepping down!

It's not gonna happen!

Anyway, uh, we're going to beat Medicare.

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ROUND 4

>>6068627
Utah +15

>>6068629
Mexican Expeditionary Force +17

>>6068671
Hail, Midwestern Independence Compact +15 (missed turns)

>>6068747
C.U.C.K.S. +25 (palindrome)

>>6068860
New England +50 (6 palindrome)

>>6068894
Joe Biden Restoration Movement +10

>Newcomers still welcome
NAME YOUR NATION:
PICK A STARTING LOCATION:
PICK COLOR:
FLUFF

>>6068959
UTAH

More of Colorado, then North into Wyoming.

>>6068959
With the Sacking and capture of Las Vegas and the Conquest of Los Angeles, MEF forces are ready to converge on Sacramento and spread out to restablish order, latin order in California.

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>>6068959
The Coalition of Undead Clubbed Kanadian Seals unleash their fearsome ice-tillery all along the coasts of Oregon and California, causing artificial ice age conditions and taking as much West Coast beachfront property as possible, since that's where all the best fish are at, arf~.

for QM: Please ensure I get some sliver of Northern California before the smelly MEF takes it, I believe my minimum roll + Washington bonus can get me there if I stretch thin. Also based 3-palindrome rule addition ty <3

Ar-ARFFF~! Arf~! aRf~! arF~!

Enemy intel is surprised to learn that there are millions of C.U.C.K.S. in Washington.

>>6068959
We got to uh, expand the uh, the thing, you know, anyway. President Biden ain't stepping down! His records, the, the best of, uh yeah. We got to beat him folks! Because if we don't, then, you know what, what's happening to this country? We're going to make America, ah, yeah, anyway. I'm still in good shape. I can beat Trump. We can beat him folks!

So, I mean, we'll uh, we're going to, I think the best course of action we can do, is, uh, expand in Virginia. Yeah. I mean we need to unite this country!

>>6068959
Thousands of bodies float across the Detroit River into C.U.C.K.S. territory as The Midwest Independence Compact asks everyone what KIND of American they are. They expand their reach northwards throughout lower Michigan, leaving peaceful prosperous towns in their wake.

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The Midwest Independence Compact has a modest proposal for restoring peace to the continent through friendship and understanding.
Mexicans and Biden excluded because we frankly can't understand what they're saying.

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Dang, look how nice that works out. Just, y'know, like, *hypothetically*.

>>6068959
Take Maine, then continue into New York State.

>>6069162
How *hypothetically* beautiful.

>>6069156
>>6069162
Look Jack, we just don't think, uh, well we don't, you know, if it's a great idea. President Biden is the best President this country has, and you know, he's done such a good job, right? We gotta beat Trump, together. Together. We can't let violence divide this country. That's not who we are! Haven't you seen President Biden's performance, when he, uh, anyway. Look, I get a neurological test everyday. I had one just the other week when that backstabbing bitch Pelosi replaced me with Kamala. But I ain't gonna step down!

Order of the Old Ones

Western Pennsylvania

Purple

Long Ago, in ancient ages long before humanity, there existed what are now known as the Old Gods. Beings of such alien and cosmic might, they rendered man insane when simply looked upon by intelligent eyes. They once ruled this Earth, but have long since gone into a deep slumber, beneath the oceans and the soil, their comatose bodies sending dreams to the surface telling men of their continued existence, and of their return to this world. This led to the creation of the Order of the Old Gods almost an entire century ago. The Order is a wholly secret organization, dedicated to the worship of the Old Gods, and their coming return. With the collapse of America, and the sinking of Canada, it is all too obvious that their return is imminent. With all haste the Order has thrown off the veil of secrecy and emerged in Western Pennsylvania to bring to the truth as many as they can in the name of the Old Gods.

>>6069175
That's meant to say Order of the Old Gods at the top not order of the Old Ones, woops.

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ROUND 5

>>6068963
UTAH +10

>>6068976
MEF +13

>>6069028
KEKS +15 (WA +2)

>>6069119
President Biden palindrome +30

>>6069122
MIC dubs +25

>>6069170
New England +20

>>6069175
Greetings, Order of Old Gods +15
>>6067969
Purple has already been taken.

>>6069184
Keep moving out into New York state.

>>6069184
Subdue Michigan, moving into the upper peninsula.

>>6069184
Well, we ought to, you know, um, the thing is Jack, I'm the best President we've got. So we gotta expand. We gotta expand. We're going to, uh, anyway. Yeah. I'm coming first in all the polls. All the polls. Just look at them. My doctor says I'm fit for office, and I get a neurological test everyday. Every day is a test. So we gotta expand. Expand in Virginia. We're going to hang Kamala and Pelosi together. Anyway. Um. Anyway. Expand. Yeah.

>>6069184
Utah (new id because I'm on mobile). Colorado and Wyoming

>>6069184
With Sacramento secured, split our California forces into 3 and begin securing the rest of the state and beyond. Colonel Raul Tejado's brigade will move to secure the San Francisco Bay Area while Colonel Cesare Lopez's 2nd and 3rd battalions will move into Nevada again to assist the colonel's siege of Reno by flanking it from the west. Should results exceed initial predictions then Tejado's brigade ought to move into northern California while Cesare's troops move along the I-80 to fully occupy Nevada.

>>6069228
Mister President, where do you stand on the issue of the racial jungle our country has become? We know you don't stand with Former President Trump's open borders plan of stapling greencards to diplomas, but under your leadership the border was wide open and now we've got Mexicans running wild through California and Arizona (no one cares about New Mexico). You have ninety seconds.

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>>6069162
>>6069156
"AaRfF~!"
(Unacceptable. Prepare for imminent doom.)

>>6069184
Conquistadores and missionaries who probe the territory of the C.U.C.K.S. witness nauseatingly macabre and increasingly inexplainable phenomena before returning to their forward operating bases, perplexed and whiter than ghosts.

Reportedly, the C.U.C.K.S. have begun raising the children of other men (whom they have slain in battle).

The voodoo magics of the sadistic and now-extinct Kanadian First Peoples may indeed have opened a portal to hell that all of Earth will be sucked into. Even now, the Great Kanadian Sinkhole pulls the USA closer to the bottom of the sea, while North American faultlines are being constantly rocked by large magnitude earthquakes. With the farms in shambles, the hospitals in frozen rubble, and the supply lines disrupted, millions more die like dogs.

What's important to realize is that C.U.C.K.S. have no skills - they can't farm, they can't balance a checkbook, they can't please a woman, they don't even have the capacity for love. All they like to do is smoke weed, eat salmon, corrode society, and quarrel with others.

The undead clubbed seals' freeze-over of the PNW brought the sector's farming and medical marijuana industries to a screeching halt, and now, with Humboldt, Portland and Seattle farmlands in an artificially induced perma-Winter chokehold, the C.U.C.K.S. need more weed to smoke.

>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRFFF~!!!!
(Continue spreading our influence, mostly in Oregon and a bit in Northern California if MEF doesn't take it all)

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>>6069232
Well, look Jack. Our borders are important, and under my record they've never been better. We got immigrants pouring over, and we gotta, we gotta, we gotta stop, um, look, you see, its an issue, and, anyway. I think its important. And together, we can beat them! We'll beat them, together. You just gotta trust me. You gotta trust me to, uh, uh, uh, um, you know. We're gonna secure the borders. I know people been asking questions, but we're doing well, we're, you know, doing better than we've ever been! Just look at my record! You, you, you think I'm going to let these borders stay open?

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

>>6069308
Eloquently said, Mister President. Bad dudes like Cornpop and other illegals have no place in Our America.:tm: We gotta get those Mexicans outta here.

The stars are aligning! We must claim more territory if we want to compete with any of the other factions. Expand into Eastern Pennsylvania, bring them into the light.

>>6069230
Writefaggotry time
The battle of Las Vegas can be said to have begun with the march on Hoover Damn on 19 October, 20XX. The recon company of the 1st mechanized battalion of Colonel Cesare Lopez's Brigade has met resistance in the form of small arms fire coming from a gang which has fortified the Dam and was unable to create a break-in onto the other shore of the Colorado River, instead building a camp on Mt. Sugarloaf and awaiting the rest of the battalion. On the 20th, laid down the plan for the capture of Hoover Dam and the neighboring Boulder City, the 2nd and 3rd battalions were advance along the US 95 and capture the solar facilities along the way while the 1st captured Hoover Dam with the assistance of the expedition's air force, before converging on Boulder City from the south and north.
With the arrival of the rest of the 1st battalion, the plan was set in motion on the morning of the 21st of October. A platoon led by second Lieutenant Alejandro Ulisses were dropped off on Promontory Point by helicopters with mortars. On dawnbreak, a volley of mortar shells fell down on the fortified positions near the western end of the bridge over the Colorado as infantry advanced shielded from fire from the dam access road by a column of IFVs. From the 150 bandits on the dam 49 died during the fight and of the remaining 101, 90 were executed on Cesare's orders with the surviving 11 incorporated into the 1st battalion's assault company. Meanwhile, the 2nd and 3rd encountered little resistance in their occupation of the solar facilities up to the Townsite Solar Hybrid Project south of Boulder City. Reinforcements were send from Hoover Dam through the Purple Heart Highway in the form of the IFVs who managed to dislodge the defenders and capture the Wastewater Treatment Plant, the Municipal Airport and the Cemetery. On the morning of the 22nd 6 tanks allocated to the operation from the ones captured from the various former US army facilities in New Mexico and Arizona arrived to the detachment at Hoover Damn, they soon proved they effectiveness against small arms fire and by aiding the clearing of the suburbia.

>>6069356
With power to Las Vegas severed, envoys from a group of bandits who have laid claim to the city tried negotiating some sort of deal but such went nowhere. To not let the bandits and gangs of the city use the time given to them by their envoys to fortify themselves, the 1st and 2nd battalions were send up the Lakeshore Road. By the end of the day, The 1st battalion captured the settlements around Lake Las Vegas while the 2nd took up positions on the heights overlooking the Nellis Air Force Base. Conflict was initiated on the 24th with a pincer maneuver seeking to envelop Henderson while the 1st battalion was joined by the 3rd whom set up light artillery on the heights. Come nightfall, Cadence, north of Henderson, was under MEF control curtsy of the armor assault while artillery fire covered our troops' entry into Nellis, the neighboring suburbs and Nellis AFB Weapons Storage Area. the 25th and 26th registered low intensity combat, mainly focused on tightening the noose around bandit forces in Henderson as the colonel ordered all assault companies from all five battalions to converge in Nellis in preparation for an assault deep into North Las Vegas. These days also saw attempted counter-attacks from gang forces who used improvised armored vehicles with no success against our own.

On the 27th of October, at 5PM, all 5 assault companies sprung into action from Nellis, aided by light artillery fire hitting the high rise buildings in the north of the city and IFVs and tanks providing cover, the latter of whom also creating breaches into houses during the clearings. The following 4 days registered the most intense fighting Cesare's Brigade faced so far in the Expedition. While the bandit forces lacked the means to counter MEF artillery and armor, their parity when it comes to small arms made it too great of a risk to be lenient in our advance. The suburbs of North Las Vegas stopped burning only when the city was well in MEF control.
The decision to strike north yielded successes also in part due to the opponent's disorganized response. It can be said that while the northern sector saw the bandits attempt guerilla tactics against our troops, the defense of Henderson and the overall south sector approach to our attack saw a more organized and entrenched doctrine. This came to our forefront when drone footage showed infighting in the Las Vegas Strip. Sensing an opportunity, the colonel ordered an immediate advance down the I-15. An offer of unconditional surrender has been offered and accepted by the group operating the strip. With they compliance secured, the battalions on the southern sector joined the ones who fought in the north for a methodical push into the western part of the city. The last fighting force of bandits surrendered on the 3rd of November

>>6069357
In the following week the brigade, now gathered in Las Vegas, presided over the disarmament of the locals. Any sign of protest was taken as hostility by the colonel's men who, with his blessing, started looting the casinos and hotels. The locals could only bow their heads as any precious jewelry and bevrage was taken. By his Cesare's order, US dollars and slot machines were gathered unto the Harry Heid Airport where they were lit on fire. Multiple reports of violence against the surrendered locals prompted the questioning of the colonel, who's answer he himself summised as "vae victis".

Assessments of the effect of captured and repaired former US armored vehicles, especially tanks, have proven to hold true so far as measures of combating armor have yet to be developed by the unorganized groups of the former USA. Of the 6 tanks allocated to the offensive none were lost. While we can depend on the homeland to provide IFVs and secure limited flight capabilities, our only source so far for heavy armored vehicles and advanced airframes have been the abandoned stockpiles of the former US military. MEF airforce is predicted to not be able to employ captured airplanes on a large scale for much of the campaign if even since they require specialized repair beyond current field capabilities, pilots trained specifically for those jets of which we have none and an extensive support network, all while the role of aerial recon is fulfilled optimally via drones and our artillery has so far acted as analogue to airstrikes with an acceptable success rates. The tanks on the other hand are much easier to repair and provide an even greater advantage. Currently, of the 200 tanks we acquired in our campaign in New Mexico and Arizona, only 40 are operational with the others 80% slated for repairs. The 6 tanks and the crews who fought in Las Vegas have been send east to join with the other 64 for Lieutenant General Velasquez's Operation Santiana.

Colonel Cesare Lopez's actions during the Battle of Las Vegas have raised some questions about his troop's discipline but also about their efficiency as the Ordinance Corp filed a complain about the ammunition wasted bombarding Las Vegas. Still, Lieutenant General Montero has dismissed such complains citing that "reports from the North-West of the continent, if accurate, paint the picture of a theater where Colonel Lopez's attitude and expertise will be much needed."

-Report by SEDENA about the Battle of Las Vegas

>>6069356
>>6069357
>>6069358
Barbarians. This is what an America taken over by outlanders looks like. The multicultural experiment has proven itself a failure. We call upon the Mormons to return to pre-1978 doctrine and expel all non-Angle Saxons.

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>>6069184
ROUND 6

>>6069187
New England +15 (ME +2)

>>6069188
MIC dubs +25

>>6069228
President Biden +15

>>6069229 palindrome
hmmmm. ok Utah +40

>>6069230
MEF +20
>>6069356
>>6069357
>>6069358
(+1 to next gets)

>>6069251
C.U.C.K.S. +7 (WA +2)

>>6069318
Order of Old Gods +15

>>6069544
The remainder of New York shall be joined with New England, God Save the King! Once NY is fully his Majesty's, start advancing the front into New Jersey and Virginia.

>>6069544
Michigan Upper Peninsula. Spillover: Greenbay, Wisconsin.

The Eldritch Powers command us once again. We must bring order to as much of West Virginia as we can. The Order of the Old Gods expands into West Viriginia. Cthulhu Fhtagn!

>>6069544
New join
please instate me as blue in Florida

>>6069544
Utah
Up into Wyoming

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>>6069544
>Gobble up as much of California and Nevada as possible.
>If my get is large enough, put any remaining growth into Idaho and Montana, ignoring Oregon for this turn.
arf~!

>>6069647
NFR, not NFL?

>>6069544
Well folks, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta expand. That's how we're going to beat Trump. We're going to expand. That's what we'll do. And, uh, um, well, um, Kamala, she'll be charged with treason and, um, anyway. I think she'll make a great President. She'd make a great president, if she didn't backstab me. BECAUSE I'M NOT STEPPING DOWN. That's what we gotta do. Because I'm the, I'm, I'm the best President this country's ever had. All the, the historians will tell you. I'm the best. Just look at my record folks. It says, they say, well, anyway. Um.

We uh, gotta move north. North is where we need to expand. Into, um, Pennsylvania, and um, the rest of the, uh, state. Because [unintelligible]

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>>6069544
ROUND 7
>Things are heating up. Quite a few contested borders now. Please let me know if you'd like to allocate gets specifically for attacks and/or defense.
>Newcomers still welcome

>>6069551
New England +7 (ME +2)

>>6069566
MIC dubs +25

>>6069642
Old Gods +7

>>6069647
Howdy, NFR +15

>>6069674
Utah +10

>>6069678
C.U.C.K.S. +15 (WA +2)

>>6069753
President Biden Restoration Movement +10

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>>6069781
>Finish taking Nevada, then take as much of Idaho as phys-seal-logically pos-seal-ble. IF I miraculously have a huge get, expand into Montana. ARffFf~! Continue to ignoregon Oregon.

aaaar arrrr arrrFf~!!!!!!

>>6069828
3 palindrome get ftw!!
>Arf~!
Arf~!
>Arf~!
Arf~!
>Arf~!

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>>6069781
Look, look, look, look, uh, here. We need to expand folks. That's how we're going to beat them. That's what we'll do. We're going to expand. Because when we expand, we um, well, the thing is, anyway. We gotta expand. Kamala would make a great President, but I'm doing great. The bitch stabbed me in the back, but, oh, uh, she was a great Vice President. Great Vice President. I don't have one anymore. They say I'm doing great. All the polls say I'm doing great. We got the most territory, and, um. Anyway.

Look.

We, uh.

>>6069845
We'll expand north! Into Pennsylvania. And, uh, um. We have to.

>>6069781

With New York secured, expand into new Jersey.

>>6069781
The Compact will head down the Wisconsin Coast, seizing Milwaukee and Kenosha, before turning West to take Madison, the Capital and south central Wisconsin in general. (+4 Michigan Bonus)
/-/-/-/
After a month, The National Anti-Zionist Investors Bloc had raised a sanctioned militia in every county in Michigan. Though the reorganization of the entire economy and way of life would take some time, it was clear that their control over the state was complete.
Crime and involuntary unemployment dropped to near zero, except for the occasional property crime of youngsters stealing or assault between boys being boys. Indiana and Ohio, however, condemned the forced marches of nonwhites across Michigan's southern border.
Wisconsin's governor, meanwhile, claimed that The Midwest Independence Compact was to blame for violating federal and state sovereignty by infiltrating its cities ("they crossed state lines!") with its agents and fomenting power, water, and communication outages in Greenbay and Appleton, which were leading to public disorder as people left their houses out of boredom, and, increasingly, desperation for the basics as bottled water ran out.
In response, The Compact deployed 40,000 Volunteers across Lake Michigan in motley freight vessels. The Militias rapidly locked down the cities of Milwaukee and Kenosha, and 10,000 troops advanced on the Wisconsin capital, arresting state legislators and capturing the governor. In a midnight session of the legislature, Wisconsin joined The Interstate Compact, becoming the second member of The Compact by force.

>>6069845
You're doing great, Mister President! What the country needs is a show of force, to show that you're still in control. A strong response at the southern border against these Mexican invaders. Michigan will stand with you when your expeditionary forces are prepared.

Expand East, into Pennsylvania. During this time, make sure a full conversion to the Old Gods is made. Burn Churches, Synagogues, Mosques, for the Religion of Madness must take root if we are to survive the coming ages.

>>6069781
I finish taking florida

>>6069781
Advance into Texas along the Rio Grande

>>6070070
>6 digit parindrome
The Alamo is getting forgotten today.

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>>6069781
ROUND 8
>First skirmish occurs in Eastern Pennsylvania!!
>Order of the Old Gods victory over Joe Biden Restoration Movement
>Considering moving to diceroll.

>>6069828 pali3
C.U.C.K.S. +25 (WA +2)
>as much of Idaho as phys-seal-logically pos-seal-ble

>>6069845
PRESEIDENT BIDEN +13 (fluff +2)

>>6069892
New England (ME +1 ; NY +1) +7

>>6069949 pali3
MIC +25 (MI+4)
>This be a slow board, easy to manipulate post number.
I see your point now. Can this board do a 1d10,000?

>>6070049
Old Gods +17

>>6070062
New Florida Republic +7

>>6070070 pali6
MEF +50

>>6070085
With the Colorado River secured, the 2nd Division of the army of the west will begin its offensive into northern Texas.

Rolled 2667 (1d10000)

>>6070085
>I see your point now. Can this board do a 1d10,000?
Let's find out.

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Perhaps someone who is better at math than me can calculate the probabilities for these potential rolls. How many faces of a 10,000 sided die end with "doubles" or "palindromes" Etc.

>>6070085
Consolidate control over Wisconsin. Spillover target: Iowa.
/-/-/-/
Outraged Wisconsinites resist The Compact, but are swept away by a flood of militiamen rapidly flowing across state lines with AR-15s. Iowa and Minnesota call up their national guard, saying no Compact aggression will be tolerated.

>>6070095
Would not know how to begin with palindromes.
nat 1 and nat 10k are each 1:10k
69 is 1 in 100
420 is 1 in 1000
dubs are intuitively 1/10 but I remember there being some unintuitive thing that makes it slightly off from that.
trips would then be 1/100 but would be subject to the same thing that I can't remember.

Once you figure out all the fractions you just add them all together. Odds are pretty good of getting a positive roll.

200/1000 + 200/1000 + 10/1000 + 1/1000 + 100/1000 + 10/1000 = 521/1000 or 52.1% without palindromes considered. There are a lot of palindromes in a set of 10,000. Odds might be as high as 69% (nice) of getting 15 territories or more (double the minimum)

Rolled 5585 (1d9999)

If you wanna make this really simple just do 1d9999 and then add the 3rd number currently on the board post numbers to the front of the string. So for instance right now it's 7 and just add this result to the end of 7 for my simulated post number.

>>6070085
>Take as much Kanadian borderland as possible. From the tip of Idaho all the way to the Great Lakes.
Rrf~!

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>>6070118
Welcome to the Mississippi Basin.

>>6070120
*The seal's undead brains are turned into visceral red confetti, starkly contrasting the snow white environment*
Arf~!
Nice to meet you!

Rolled 2518 (1d10000)

>>6070085
The year marks a welcome new development, as the first year when graduates of the re-christened 'Fort Benedict' military academy who entered service under crown commission manage to obtain regimental command. Under the command of the upcoming Colonel Stewart Griffin, the Royal Rhode Island regiment is at the forefront of the southward advance.

The Redcoats continue the march. Onward into New Jersey!

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>>6070142

>>6070085
The President has ordered a retaliatory strike against the Old Gods, attacking them all along the front. We cannot allow American democracy to be threatened by a pagan cult. We beat the British, we beat the Nazis, and we'll beat this new threat too. America is the greatest country in the world, and if we don't fight for it then we aren't worthy of the God-given freedom and liberties we enjoy. Join us to fight for freedom and the American way of life!

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>>6070257
ZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZ

>>6070085
I finish taking Florida
For real this time

>>6070085
Grey
St. Louis, Missouri
" We swore to protect this nation and the constitution from threats domestic and foreign. We will restore the United States and the stars and stripes will be reborn."

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Rolled 3353 (1d9999)

>>6070085
ROUND 9
Sorry for the delay this round. Big update coming in round 10. We will be switching to a 1d9999.

Notable Skirmishes:
>President Biden Restoration Movement made a great recovery in Eastern PA at the expense of the Order of the Old Gods, but also lost ground in New Jersey to upcoming New England.

>>6070090 pali 3
MEF +25

>>6070100 dubs
MIC +25 (MI +4)

>>6070118
C.U.C.K.S. +15 (WA+2)

>>6070142
New England (ME +1 ; NY +1) +7 ) +3 fluff

>>6070257
President Biden +15

>>6070294
NFR +10

>>6070330
Good evening, USAF (+20 for missed turns)

>>6070407
Please Roll 1d9999
That's four 9's. Sorry for the typo.

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>>6070095
Had to go turbo-autist to figure these out. Probably made some errors.

Rolled 1849 (1d9999)

>>6070407
(For all players unfamiliar with dice rolling, copy and paste "dice+1d9999" in the Options field without the quotation marks.)

>Continue taking the northern border and heading towards the Great Lakes
Something smells fishy...
aRrrF~!

Rolled 4701 (1d9999)

>>6070407
work on reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them

Rolled 8476 (1d9999)

>>6070407
Have the southern Texas force advance along the coast and send a batallion to finally enter the remaining disorganized Nevada lands.

Rolled 4550 (1d9999)

>>6070407
With the seizure of New Jersey completed, the forces of New England march on Delaware, with Colonel Griffin already planning for further strikes on into Maryland if the initial battles go their way. These operations are the first to be supported by elements of the New Royal Navy, the design and construction of which have been driven and overseen by Admiral Wayne, who has insisted upon a small but elite and exceedingly well equipped force with a variety of specialised subsidiary equipment. Known as 'The Boatman' for his attention to detail and level of small-scale oversight in the shipbuilding process, it remains to be seen how this will influence the capabilities of the new service...

Rolled 147 (1d999)

>>6070407
Some people say that we're not doing too well, but all my advisors tell me we're doing great! I have overwhelming support, from, um, uh, well, just about everyone I talk to, and they tell me I'm doing great. We're doing great. We're winning this war. We took, we took, I can't remember how much we took, but we took a lot of territory from the Old Gods. A lot of territory. We're winning this folks. Don't give up.

I'm not gonna give up unless they tell me I can't win. And.

NO ONE'S SAYING THAT. NO POLL SAYS THAT.

We're gonna, well, we're winning folks. We beat Donald Trump. And, uh, Washington beat the British 200 years ago too. So that's what we need to, um, do. We'll beat them. That's, well. Anyway.

We gotta attack. Attack them where we can. Attack the Old Gods and New England. Because, anyway.

Rolled 9511 (1d9999)

>>6070407
rolling for expansion

Rolled 3362 (1d9999)

>>6070407
Mop up Wisconsin. Spillover: Iowa.
/-/-/-/
Firebough "Uprising," is forced to consolidate its position between the Mississippi and Wisconsin rivers to oppose a surprisingly stiff resistance put up by Wisconsinites centered around Eau Claire. The firebough is comprised of the 1st Division ("Freedom"), 2nd Division ("Viking"), an armored brigade of modified construction equipment equipped with motley heavy weapons called "Rumble" brigade, and 3rd Division ("Jormungand").
Reports are that Canada air dropped special operations forces into the area to lead a resistance effort. The Compact wastes no time in concentrating a massive army group to crush the forces before they swell out of control. At the same time, unorganized irregular elements begin to infiltrate Dubuque and Cedar Rapids.

>>6070330
The Midwest Interstate Compact will pay our tithe to our men and women in uniform fighting against the Mexican and Canadian invaders. We will pay in grain, corn, and conscripted troublemakers who don't want to live under the laws chosen by the States of our Compact, as provided for in the US Constitution. Just one thing: we'd like you to remove all LGBTBBQ personnel from your enlisted and officer corps, as we are fighting against these ungodly and unamerican elements.

Rolled 9694 (1d9999)

Following a long meditation to commune with the Powers Beyond, the High Council has more orders for us. We are to take the rest of Maryland, hat which the BRA has yet to claim.

>>6070556
>>6070487
Very kind of the Old Gods to not retaliate against ex-POTUS Biden's attacks. :^)

>>6070560
Hadn't seen the message at first, guess it's too late to act now.

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Rolled 8119 (1d9999)

>>6070407
1d9999 Edition

>the forces of New England march on Delaware
22 & vs 14 = 8 victory for NE;
>Joe Biden Restoration Movement has lost their original capital in Delaware!


>>6070419
>copy and paste "dice+1d9999" in the Options field without the quotation marks
Thank you
C.U.C.K.S.
>Rolled 1849 (1d9999) +18 WA+2

>>6070422
USAF
>Rolled 4701 (1d9999) +8

>>6070425
MEF
>Rolled 8476 (1d9999) +12

>>6070444 (lol trips)
New England
>Rolled 4550 (1d9999) +20 NY+1, ME+1

>>6070487
President Biden Restoration Movement
>Rolled 0147 (1d999) +14

>>6070533
>Rolled 9511 (1d9999) DUBS +30
NFR

>>6070534
>Rolled 3362 (1d9999) +8 MI+4
MIC

>>6070556
>Rolled 9694 (1d9999)
OLD GODS +10

I would like to get another round in in 8-9 hours, so if you see this: roll!

Rolled 1590 (1d9999)

>>6070720
Establish a powerful beachhead in Cedar Rapids and launch a probing attack to seize Des Moines, Iowa.

Rolled 9164 (1d9999)

>>6070720
>Spread death at the tip of a flipper in Montana and the Dakotas
C.U.C.K.S are heard to look at, most people don't even like looking at them... But EVERYONE wants to fuck their fine ass women.

Even now, horny Mexican soldiers grope at and procreate with the C.U.C.K.S women, during their nacho and cerveza-filled rests in between their prolific conquest of the southwest. Hideous hybrid abortions begin littering the medical waste bins and streets of Nuevo Nuevo Mexico. News of this reaches Coalition leadership and they are... Indifferent.

Rolled 6032 (1d9999)

>>6070720
Resume the costal offensive, breach into Houston and keep going until our columns reach Sabine River

Rolled 3928 (1d9999)

>>6070720
(If my ID looks different it’s because I’m on my phone)
Now that we have secured a new foothold in Maryland, we must launch a full counter-offensive against the pitiful Biden Restoration Army. Our territories must be reclaimed, in the name of the Old Gods!

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>>6070422
United States Armed Forces: Are you going to grab Tennessee for the bonus? Would you be willing to join a potential Compact-USAF-Florida alliance?
>>6070533
Florida: Where does President De Santis stand on the invasion of Texas by Mexican troops? Would you consider a potential alliance with myself and US Armed Forces?

Rolled 6816 (1d9999)

>>6070720
With Delaware taken by Colonel Griffin's offensive and Biden's capitol taken, the men of the regiment organise a rapid search of the surroundings to see if the last American President has been captured with the fallen city or if he managed to flee elsewhere. New England's forces push onward in attempt to take the Peninsula, and press further along the coast of Chesapeake Bay.

Rolled 8934 (1d9999)

>>6070720
continue reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them

Rolled 568 (1d9999)

>>6070720
I finish Florida and then move to Louisiana.

>>6070766
I could consider it

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Rolled 7016 (1d9999)

>>6070720
They, they, they, they, they, they can't be allowed, to, um, well, we're going to win. My advisors, my staff, they, well, they tell me we're doing great. We're winning this war. We're going to win. I'm not stepping down. The British are, well, they're, you know, they've taken my home state of Delaware. We're not going to let them keep it folks. We're not. I heard Trump called my son a sucker and a loser HE'S NOT A SUCKER AND A LOSER, THE BRITISH ARE SUCKERS AND LOSERS.

Well, anyway.

We gotta fight back. Fight them. We, you know, we need to, well, I know we're winning. We're going to win this. I'm only going to stop if they tell me I can't win, and nobody's saying that. None of the polls say we're losing. We can do this Jack. We, um, well, anyway. I forgot how much territory we took from them. But we, we took a lot. We just gotta do it again.

So, uh, um, we gotta, we gotta attack the Scottish. Kick them out of New England. Take back Delaware. And, um, attack the Old Gods. Pagan alley cats. And, um, yeah.

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>>6070720
ROUND 11

EASTERN PA CAMPAIGN
Old Gods vs President Biden
14 vs 6 = 8 OOG victory

CHESAPEAKE CAMPAIGN
New England vs President Biden
14 vs 6 = 8 NE victory

>>6070725
>Rolled 1590 (1d9999)
MIC +20 MI+4

>>6070730
>Rolled 9164 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2

>>6070737
>Rolled 6032 (1d9999)
MEF +8

>>6070744
>Rolled 3928 (1d9999)
Order of the Old Gods +14

>>6070773
>Rolled 6816 (1d9999)
New England +12 NY+1, ME+1

>>6070774
>Rolled 8934 (1d9999)
USAF +10

>>6070814
>Rolled 568 (1d9999)
New Florida Republic +10>>6070827

>>6070827
>Rolled 7016 (1d9999)
Joe Biden +12 (6 for DE, 6 for PA)
fucking lawl sorry man

Rolled 9193 (1d9999)

>>6070835
rolling to take all of alabama

Rolled 8985 (1d9999)

>>6070835
Consolidate control over southern Iowa.
/-/-/-/
A line of killdozers from the "Rumble" brigade rammed the guardsmen lines south of Lake Red Rock today. Bulky concrete armor met the steel of a disabled APC as the killdozer pushed the fighting vehicle full of soldiers off of Red Rock Dam and into the waters below.
A concerted battlefront of resistance had stopped The Compact from taking Des Moines, but the offensive seized much of the southeast of the state. In response to the unprovoked aggression, the governor of Iowa declared war on The Compact. The figure leading The Compact, "Commander Saxon," called for a second and third firebough to be organized from the militias as the Canadians grow ever more agitated on their overcrowded sunny rocks.
As the military of The Compact grows, special privileges are being extended to young men who convert to Asatru Paganism: wives, land, and better equipment. Christians in the military are outraged at this special treatment, though those that refuse to convert are being promised help securing the Holy Land after the war in 'a great American crusade.' This has, for now, been enough to keep the peace. In the background, however, the most zealous of the Christians are being deported to the "United States Armed Forces" as a human tithe, despite the fact that the USAF has ignored all diplomatic outreach even as the Mexican and Canadian invaders begin sweeping east.

Rolled 6098 (1d9999)

>>6070835
once more continue reclaiming the states that have the mighty Mississippi River and basin running through them

Rolled 8206 (1d9999)

>>6070835
We're, we're doing great. Everybody says we're doing great. If I'm not doing great, well, if TED says we're not going to win, then maybe I'll think about leaving, but, nobody's saying that. Nobody says we're going to lose. TED says we're winning. Now, folks, we gotta stick together. We gotta beat back these suckers. The, the, the, um, the Queen isn't going to take over this country. They tried 200 years ago and we beat them then. We beat them before. We, well, the thing is, if you look at how much territory they have, well, anyway.

We gotta beat them folks. All the polls say we're beating them. Now, we lost our capital. Okay. It was just a bad roll. Just a bad roll. I was feeling sick when I rolled the dice, and I was playing another quest too. Just a bad roll. Now, we gotta get good rolls. It's as simple, as, uh, that. That's what we gotta do. Get good rolls.

We, uh, we're going to attack the Old Gods and the New England folks. Suckers and losers, that's what they are. My campaign isn't a sucker or a loser. They are. I'm not stepping down. I'll only stop if, well, anyway.

Rolled 6138 (1d9999)

>>6070835
>Seal the deal. Continue taking the Dakotas and Montana. Seal their fates.
The MEF continue to take seal women as brides, as undead seal pussy can't be beat, and Mexicans will fuck anything. We're unsure how much longer we can allow them to use our females for spooge rags. Unless that's what the ladies want, then that's what we want, too.

Rolled 6803 (1d9999)

>>6070835
As the Battle of Houston intensifies, MEF leadership, spured by popular sentiment in both their home country and the gained territories, shifts their attention towards the west where the order is given to push the line of contact on the interstate border. An offensive lead by now lieutenant general Cesare Lopez to fully take California and Nevada has begun.

Rolled 8237 (1d9999)

>>6070835
Forces loyal to the New English King continue their attacks against Biden's forces around Chesapeake Bay, attempting to cut them off from the coast.

Rolled 2527 (1d9999)

>>6070835
The Biden Restoration Army has been pushed back as the Truth of the Ancient Ones reign again! Our next step shall be staging a southern offensive from Maryland, with the goal of taking the rest of Maryland and potentially reaching the New England forces also fighting the BRA.

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>>6070835
ROUND 12
Notable Events:
>President Biden loses more territory to New England and Order of the Old Gods. I got a soft spot for our very first nation. But it ain't looking good, Jack.
>Mexican Expeditionary Forces push C.U.C.K.S. out of Nevada.
>USAF and MIC develop contested boarders along the Upper Mississippi Basin.


>Battle for Maryland
North
>BIDEN VS OOG
6 vs 14 = 8 victory for OOG
Chesapeake
>BIDEN vs NE
6 vs 16 = 10 victory for NE


>>6070836
>Rolled 9193 (1d9999)
New Florida Republic +10 FL+3

>>6070847
>Rolled 8985 (1d9999)
MIC +12 MI+4 +2 fluff

>>6070871
>Rolled 6098 (1d9999)
USAF +14

>>6070878
>Rolled 8206 (1d9999)
PRESIDENT BIDEN +12
6 NE ; 6 OOG

>>6070884
>Rolled 6138 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S +14 WA+2

>>6070965
>Rolled 6803 (1d9999)
>the order is given to push the line of contact on the interstate border
MEF +10

>>6070977
>Rolled 8237 (1d9999)
New England +14 NY+1 ME+1

>>6071106
>Rolled 2527 (1d9999)
>a southern offensive from Maryland
[spillover into PA]
Order of the Old Gods +14


Let's try to get one more round in in 8-9 hours

>>6070827
How could you lose D.C. to Quohog's Finest, Jack? That's malarkey.

Rolled 8899 (1d9999)

>>6071233
Flank the C.U.C.K.S. from Nevada and drive then out of our California while making use of drones to defend in case of a counter attack from the bloated bastards.

>>6071250
>dubs
Pacifico Norte time? Or can the extra tiles be filled in Texas?

Rolled 3048 (1d9999)

>>6071250
>Expand in the north, do not defend

>>6071250
To the smelly Mexicans: an offer you can refuse
Would you like to form an alliance? If so, C.U.C.K.S. will overlook your actions in California.

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This situation in the northeast is so sad fr fr, can't something be worked out?

>>6071274
On the topic of cooperation between MEF and C.U.C.K.S we hereby present the following conditions.
>1: C.U.C.K.S will neither lay claim nor advance within the territories and/or polities that comprise the MEF territorial goal
>2: the MEF has the absolute right to decid its own foreign policity within the security accord with C.U.C.K.S
>3: a "trust territory" administered by the MEF ought to be established 3 tiles deep across the northern border with the C.U.C.K.S and in the following counties of the former Washington state: Whatcom, Skahit, San Juan, Island, Clallam and Kitsap

>>6071314
>>6071314
Your terms are acceptable, if you are willing to amend #3. A set of trust territories in Washington is not acceptable, as it would hamper our trade and sociopolitical relations with the D.I.C.K. (Drowned Injuns of Collapsed Kanada). A set of 3 trust territories in any other state other than Washington would be acceptable, just name it.

Will you seal the deal? Or join the club(bers of seals)?

Rolled 6591 (1d9999)

Well I was gonna wait til USAF declared his action to see if he intended to continue going up the mississippi into my territory but unfortunately I'm a bit sleepy so I'm gonna have to assume hostile intent in the absence of diplomatic contact with him.
>>6071233
The Compact attacks south into USAF after diplomacy with them breaks down.
/-/-/-/
As the month drew to a close, reinforcements from Fireboughs "Wothinn's Chosen" and "Weljon's Power" began to trickle in to the front with Des Moines, allowing "Uprising" to rotate south for an energetic push into the self-proclaimed United States Armed Forces, which had arrived to relieve the beleaguered Iowan forces.
Commander Saxon, using captured radio stations throughout the midwest, addressed the counties of The Compact to explain the war to The American Folkdom.
"Free Folk of The Compact, I speak to you from Lansing tonight to bring you up to date on the happenings of the past three months. The Nation of America is no more. Everything west of the Rockies has fallen to outlandish invaders from across the borders. President Biden has fallen. The United States Army attacks Americans rather than the outlanders attacking them. Whatever sense of protection the American institutions once afforded our folk are no more. From here on out, we must put our faith in New England; The Florida Republic; The Compact."
"I have directed our heroic warbands to wipe out the fraudulent traitors in the south calling themselves the United States Armed Forces. What these foes actually are, are the same degenerate forces of globalism that have been grooming children and murdering unborn babies and opening the gates to the outlandish invasion for decades, dressing up in our uniforms like a serial killer wears the skin of its victims. We will put an end to their mockery, once and for all. May Wix bless you, may Weljon harden your hearts, and may Wothinn guide you. Hail Victory!"

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>>6071327

Rolled 6391 (1d9999)

>>6071233
Continue through alabama

>>6071324
Very well, we accept the revision of point 3. As for the trust territory, it is as we have state: 3 territories deep north of the line of contact. For easy of understanding let us exemplify it.
With the line of contact on the California-Oregon border the trust territory would start with the counties on the border(Curry, Josephine, Jackson) and include the following two conties on top of eachother
>Curry - Coos Douglas
>Josephine - Douglas - Lane
>Jackson - Douglas - Lane
And so on and so forth along the line of contact.

>>6071337
MEF'd out C.U.C.K.S. will be the downfall of America! No one could have seen THAT coming!
MuahahahahaRF~!

Rolled 9103 (1d9999)

>>6071233
By order of King Harold, Colonel Griffin continues to press the offensive on Biden around Chesapeake Bay to drive his followers from the coast and away from the border with North Carolina.

Rolled 3340 (1d9999)

>>6071233
attack The Compact
>>6071327
To the Leader of The Compact: The United States Armed Forces wishes that you fuck off and die you traitorous commie nazi roach
- United States Armed Forces Generals

Rolled 6531 (1d9999)

>>6071233
Look, well, look. I'm not stepping down. I've talked to TED and he's been saying I'm doing a great job, a great job. All the, the, the historians, the presidential historians say I'm the best president. I'm committed to beating the Old Gods and New England, and, and, nobody else can. I've heard some of the voters concerns that, that, you know, anyway. But I wouldn't be fighting if I didn't think I was the best person to lead America and win this risk game. I was the first player in this game folks! I've been here from the beginning. I'm not going to stop playing because of some, um, just a few bad rolls. That's all it is. Just a few bad rolls. I don't, there's no way that I can lose. All the polls are saying that. We're going to beat them, folks. I'm the most qualified player to do that. If, if somebody else thought they could beat the Old Gods and New England, then, well, maybe I would consider, but nobody's saying that! If they told me I didn't have a chance then I'd quit but NOBODY'S SAYING THAT.

So, we have to, to, to stick together folks. I beat Donald Trump in 2020. I'll beat Kamala too when I get my hands on her. So we gotta attack. Attack England. We gotta retake our capital. Those redcoats, they, they want to destroy our country, because of what we did to them 20, uh, 200 years ago. We can't let them. LISTEN TO THEM.

>>6071243
It's just a bad roll. Just a bad roll. I was feeling sick when I rolled it. Anyway, I'm doing a great job. Just look at my record. I was the first player in the game! I've been playing this game, since, since there were regular risk games on the board. I feel capable. Now, I, I can't roll trips all the time, but, I'm still capable. Just you watch.

>>6071233
UTAH
Soz, had a thing I had to do, Gonna try to keep expanding east

>>6071233
The Old Gods have blessed us with another successful offensive. Following these campaigns the High Council has decreed that our forces must rest before acting against the Biden Restoration Army again. We shall bolster our defenses on our borders to protect against foreign incursion, namely the BRA.

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>>6071233
ROUND 12
If you roll a dubs/pali/large roll, feel free to specify where you'd like the extra gets to spillover in a second post.

Notable Events:

>Negotiations have broken down between the Midwestern Independence Compact and the United States Armed Forces
War erupts along the Mississippi River!!
>MIC (12) vs USAF (20) = 8 victory for USAF


>MEF and C.U.C.K.S form and alliance!!
>MEF takes California!


BATTLE FOR MARYLAND
>BIDEN vs NEW ENGLAND
>8 vs 12 = 4 victory for NE


>All quiet on the Eastern PA front...

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>>6071250
>Rolled 8899 (1d9999)
MEF dubs +30 (spills to TX)

>>6071274
>Rolled 3048 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S. +14 WA+2

>>6071327
>Rolled 6591 (1d9999)
MIC +8 MI+4

>>6071331
>Rolled 6391 (1d9999)
NFR +8 FL+3

>>6071375
>Rolled 9103 (1d9999)
New England +10 NY+1 ME+1

>>6071389
>Rolled 3340 (1d9999)
USAF +20

>>6071415
>Rolled 6531 (1d9999)
President Biden +8

>>6071445
>>6070409
>>6070419
We're rolling 1d9999 now, please!

>>6071446
missing roll!

Rolled 9253 (1d9999)

>>6071493
>Continue expanding in the states we already control in the noRF oRf OrF ORF orf orF~!!!

Rolled 1687 (1d9999)

>>6071493
It's time to wrap up Houston. Divert troops from the California theater and send them to the South Texas Army to occupy Houston and advance along the Sabine River

you forgot to highlight that I own California now and give me the "trust territories" in Oregon and Idaho me and C.U.C.K.S agreed to here >>6071337 >>6071351
Yes, he got scammed.

Rolled 2091 (1d9999)

>>6071493
Well, we gotta, we gotta keep going. I'm the only one that can win this game. I wouldn't be playing if I didn't think I could win. Jut some bad rolls. Just some bad rolls. Can happen to anyone. I'm feeling great. Just you watch. My next roll will be great. And, well, you know, before I joined the game there was no-one. Nobody had any territory. Since I've been playing everyone has got more, lots more than they had before. I'm responsible for that. I have a great record. So, we gotta, we gotta attack. I'm not stepping down.

Attack the New Englanders. SUCKERS AND LOSERS, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. Suckers and losers. We gotta attack, to take back, the, the, the territory we lost, I can't remember how much we lost but it wasn't that much, anyway.

1 again lmao. Fitting for Biden I guess.

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Rolled 3036 (1d9999)

>>6071493
Keep on advancing around Chesapeake Bay! Take the coast away from Biden and drive his supporters back inland.

>>607163

>>6071652
...Does the 303 here count as a palindrome?

Rolled 210 (1d9999)

>>6071493
Attack them boomers in Gray, the USAF!

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>>6071654
No, but if you had rolled one more (3037) it would have, because it's simulating a post number of 6073037

>>6071493
Now that our defenses have been bolstered, we must continue to press our offensive against the BRA. Our troops will take their encircled territories in Eastern PA, as the Powers Beyond demand!

Rolled 2630 (1d9999)

>>6071738
Forgot to roll

Rolled 4094 (1d9999)

>>6071493
I stay the course through AL

>>6071631
>my next roll will be great
literally the worst roll

>>6071807
He really has had atrocious luck.
>His last 10 rolls: 1, 1, 6, 6, 7, 7, 5, 3, 8, 9119
It's just the mandate of heaven, sadly. Kamala knew it.

>>6071493
Oh, hey bawss, is 2-1-0 a straight?
>>6071719

Rolled 6209 (1d9999)

>>6071493
UTAH
Gotcha, my b. Expanding East

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ROUND 13
I'm workshopping different controlling bonuses. Let me know your opinions. I think the bonuses at present were based mostly off of cultural geography in lieu of state size or county frequency.

I'm also teasing the idea of a city placement mechanic. Establishing a city will cost 1 roll, but all sequential rolls will have a +1 bonus (+2 to neutral gets in that state). How would sieging/defending a city work?

Notable Events:

>Battle for Chesapeake Bay
President Biden vs New England
(4) vs (14) = 10 victory for NE

>Battle of the Poconos
President Biden vs Order of the Old Gods
(4) vs (20) = 16 significant victory for Old Gods (1 spill into WV)

>President Biden Restoration Movement has, in an ironic twist of fate, consolidated around Richmond, Virginia.

>Battle for St. Louis
MIC vs USAF
(40) vs (0) = 40 significant victory for MIC
>USAF was seemingly unprepared!

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>>6071502
>Rolled 9253 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2
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>>6071599
>Rolled 1687 (1d9999)
MEF +14 CA+6
I'll add some contested territory indicators there, sure.
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>>6071631
>Rolled 2091 (1d9999)
President Biden Restoration Movement +8 (split b/w Chesapeake and East PA)
>>6071633
>>6071848
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>>6071652
>Rolled 3036 (1d9999)
New England +12 NY+1 ME+1
>>6071654
>...Does the 303 here count as a palindrome?
No not in this instance sorry. It must be final three digits. Reading right-to-left is a residual of formerly using post-id's.
>>6071724
>because it's simulating a post number of 6073037
I will not be implementing this rule. Right now I have all the percentages/odds of every roll charted in one table; I have tried to balance the bonuses accordingly. Maaaaybe if one points out some super-schizo patterns I will award extra gets.
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>>6071719
>Rolled 0210 (1d9999) straight_3
MIC +36 MI+4
>>6071859
>Oh, hey bawss, is 2-1-0 a straight?
This roll made me realize that I only had odds for ascending straights! Congrats this was a >2% roll! I should post the master roll table.
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>>6071738
>>6071740
>Rolled 2630 (1d9999)
Order of the Old Gods +20
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>>6071807
>Rolled 4094 (1d9999)
New Florida Republic +10 FL+3
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>>6071891
>Rolled 6209 (1d9999)
Utah +18
>All good, welcome back. I was very close to offering your nation up to any lurkers!
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Next update 8-9 hours.

Rolled 2982 (1d9999)

>>6071998
UTAH
Eastward, trying to fill out Nebraska and Kansas

Rolled 9980 (1d9999)

>>6071998
Continue surrounding Texas and occupy the Oklahoma panhandle.

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>>6071998
The Compact attempts to eliminate the United States Anti-Fascists. We shall be Unvexed to the Sea! If there is spillover from a good roll, my target for leftovers is Iowa.
/-/-/-/
The Graybloc Antifa forces engaged The Compact with significant hardware advantages, bringing APCs, fighting vehicles, and even a formation of Abrams Tanks. Needless to say, the technicals and killdozers of "Rumble" brigade were hit hard, suffering many losses in the first week of engagements. It was the humble skidloaders that saved the day -- turned into Tank Destroyers with large smoothbore kinetic guns mounted where the cabin would be and two operators riding on top. They laid in wait and ambushed advancing armored columns before being hastily abandoned if an escape could not be made -- hopefully after scoring a kill or two on the enemy. The battle was fierce, but the logistics of the supposed United States Armed Forces quickly sputtered out of supply and the Uprising Firebough was able to launch a counter offensive down the mississippi, seizing the enemy base of operations in St. Louis and restoring order there. The conflict is not yet over, but Commander Saxon has been very optimistic in his addresses, televising the execution of captured soldiers as 'traitors to their fellow americans who opened the gates to the Mexican and Canadian invaders.'

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Rolled 9973 (1d9999)

>>6072011
>>6071998
Where are my dice? I put it in the options but it didn't roll.
Again, I am targeting USAF for elimination. Spillover from a good roll goes towards Iowa.

Rolled 6651 (1d9999)

>>6071998
The BRA is on its last legs. The High Council is ordering the army into Virginia, and into Virginia we shall go for the glory of the Gods!

Rolled 6861 (1d9999)

>>6071998
attack the The Compact
sorry i didnt roll last turn had to go to the hospital for a family emergency

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Rolled 1251 (1d9999)

Last round a few were asking for roll clarification. Here's the master list I made that I've been using. Please let me know if I ever mistake your roll!

https://pastebin.com/qD49gj8f

Rolled 944 (1d9999)

>>6071998
De Santis Decrees the finality of AL before taking Georgia

>>6071998
>different controlling bonuses
You could just add a +1 get for every other state

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Rolled 1015 (1d9999)

>>6071998
My fellow Americans. It has been a tough few rounds, but I still believe that together we can win this game. I want you to know that despite all the speculation in the press and other players I am firmly committed to staying in this game, staying in it until the end, beating Donald Trump, Kamala, and all the other alley cats.

I have heard concerns about what is at stake in this game. Believe me, I am not blind to them. But, I know that these concerns are founded on a faith in my record, and my rolls. Need I remind you that I've rolled a 4 digit pali? I've already rolled well, and I can do it again, and I believe I'm the best player to do it.

I want to be absolutely clear: I wouldn’t be playing if I did not absolutely believe I was the best person to beat this game.

I've been in this game since the very beginning, and to this day there have only been two other nations brave enough to attack me. I put my nation down first, and only two others were brave enough to place themselves near me. This was when anyone could take anyone on, and I was the first. Only two players want me out, and am I supposed to listen to them? What about all the other nations who are fine with where I am? The rolls, the rolls, alone are what determine who's going to win. Nothing more, nothing less. And I firmly believe that I'm the only one capable of rolling well enough to win this game.

The question of how to roll well has been well-aired for several days now. And it’s time for it to end. We have one job. And that is to win this game. Any weakening of resolve or lack of clarity about the task ahead only helps New England and the Old Gods and hurts us. It is time to come together, move forward as a unified party, and defeat Donald Trump.

To that end, we're going to do everything we can to attack the Old Gods.

Sincerely,

Joe Biden

Joseph R. Biden Jr.

President of the United States of America

>>6071998
Sieging a city sounds fun. Maybe to take a city you need two or three straight victories over the other player?

Rolled 1311 (1d9999)

C.U.C.K.S. continue expanding to the east

Rolled 9397 (1d9999)

>>6071998
With Biden's forces pushed back into Virginia, Colonel Griffin is given the men to organise an offensive against Richmond, in attempt to topple the Restoration movement before they can reconsolidate and secure the lands of Virginia for our own.

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>>6071998
ROUND 14
All nations rolled this round!

Notable Events:
>New Florida Republic captures Alabama!
>C.U.C.K.S captures Idaho and Montana
>President Biden Restoration Movement, fending off a two-front war, retreats into the Blue Ridge Mountains.
>MIC makes progress on USAF

>The March on Fort Defiance
MIC vs USAF
(14) vs (8) = 6 victory for MIC

>Siege of Arlington
Biden Restoration vs Old Gods
(6) vs (8) = 2 minor victory for OG

Griffen's Siege on Richmond
Biden Restoration vs New England
(6) vs (16) = 10 victory for New England

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>>6072000
>Rolled 2982 (1d9999)
UTAH +8

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>>6072009
>Rolled 9980 (1d9999)
MEF +20 CA+6

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>>6072014
>>6072011
>Rolled 9973 (1d9999)
MIC +10 MI+4

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>>6072024
>Rolled 6651 (1d9999)
Order of the Old Gods +8

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>>6072038
>Rolled 6861 (1d9999)
USAF +8
>sorry i didnt roll last turn had to go to the hospital for a family emergency
I sincerely hope everyone is okay, my friend.

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>>6072102
>Rolled 0944 (1d9999) DUBS
NFR +30 FL+3

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>>6072128
>Rolled 1015 (1d9999)
President Biden Restoration Movement +12 (6 NE) (6 OOG)

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>>6072138
>Rolled 1311 (1d9999) DUBS
C.U.C.K.S. +30 WA+2

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>>6072151
>Rolled 9397 (1d9999)
New England +14 NY+1 ME+1

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Rolled 1976 (1d9999)

>>6072157
Rolling to expand everywhere, using North Dakota as a base

Rolled 9484 (1d9999)

>>6072157
attack The Compact

Rolled 3366 (1d9999)

>>6072157
I mobilize into Georgia

Rolled 2785 (1d9999)

>>6072157
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, um fight. We, uh, well, we're doing great. I'm doing great. I feel good. We can win this. I wouldn't be playing if I didn't think I could win. The, the Old Gods are pagan alley cats, and the New Englanders are, well, they're anyway.

So attack. We have to win this. I've rolled good rolls before, I can still roll some more. Just have some faith. This is an important moment for our country, an inflection point. We just gotta win.

Rolled 8321 (1d9999)

>>6072157
With Richmond fallen, the New Englanders press at the remaining Bidener positions in Virginia. How much stomach could they have left for the fight after all their setbacks?

sleepy joe losing every battle is absolutely just killing me

Rolled 6158 (1d9999)

>>6072157
Converge the North and South Texas Armies on Dallas

Rolled 5817 (1d9999)

>>6072157
The Compact tries to eliminate USAF. This is it, the big push. Spillover after gray is gone goes to Iowa.
>>6072128
Oh, we are so back. That's the president I voted for.

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>>6072106
US Electoral College divided by 10, rounded up.
4 points are missing so I added them to Ohio, Tennis Shoe, California, and Michigan (no bias there) to preserve the balance of the (current) game.

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>>6072386
Same thing but with the votes concentrated into strategic hubs to give players more reason to fight over stuff than to share.

>>6072157
It seems that the BRA defenses are stronger than initially anticipated. Hang back and shell their defenses while our troops rest.

Rolled 2468 (1d9999)

>>6072431
Forgot to roll AGAIN.

>>6072386
>>6072390
You'd probably want to make it more territory based, as is taking California would be a little OP with how little territory it has. I reckon distributing California's bonus to the other states without one would be better.

Ahem.

We're, we're, we're going to fix the electoral college folks. We're going to fix it, because, um, well, it's broken, and no, um, player should be above the law. No player should be immune from consequences. That's why we need to, well, completely reform this game, because otherwise, well, anyway.

>>6072157
Utah! Keep spreading into Nebraska and Kansas

Rolled 4167 (1d9999)

>>6072509
Messed up my roll apparently? Phoneposting so bear with me lol.

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>>6072390
>Thank you for this.
>It's nice to bounce ideas off another person.
>This however sorta falls into the cultural-geography issue.
>I'm held up by the fact that California has 58 counties (27th) while Texas has 254 counties (1st) and this current suggestion has us giving players +6 for either.
>Similar for Florida (67 counties) and New York (62) both granting more bonuses than Virginia (133) which has double the counties.

>I'm thinking from a purely mechanical perspective
> a better distribution would look like pic-rel.
>This has lots of breathing room but lots of "hub" for players to try and establish a nation.

>Each +2 bonus is roughly equivalent to 100 counties.
>The math suggests an expected roll (without bonuses) to be about 17

>>6072545
Texas builds wide, california builds tall. It's just how it is. The west is sparse and dry, the east is dense and moist. I think it would be a mistake to have every county be equal.
The point of bonuses should be something for players to fight and greed over.

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>>6072157
ROUND 15

Notable Events:
>President Biden Restoration Movement has succumbed to New England!!
>USAF launches counter-offensive outside St. Louis.
>Straight_3 was rolled (1.8%) by New England (+36)!!

Heartland Campaign
>The Compact vs United States Armed Forces
>MIC (18) vs USAF (30) = 12 strong victory for USAF

The Burning of Northern Virginia
>President Biden vs New England
>(12) vs (38) = 26 decisive victory for NE

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>>6072182
>Rolled 1976 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S +12 WA+2

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>>6072189
>Rolled 9484 (1d9999) palindrome 3
USAF +30

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>>6072202
>Rolled 3366 (1d9999) dubs
NFR +30 FL+3

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>>6072210
>Rolled 2785 (1d9999)
President Biden +12
Disastrous timing. We technically have newbie slots open if you'd like to same-f*g your way back in.

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>>6072330
>Rolled 8321 (1d9999) straight 3
New England +36 NY+1, ME+1

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>>6072358
>Rolled 6158 (1d9999)
MEF +14 CA+6

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>>6072378
>Rolled 5817 (1d9999)
The Compact +14 MI+4

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>>6072431
>>6072432
>Rolled 2468 (1d9999)
Order of the Old Gods +14

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>>6072509
>>6072510
>Rolled 4167 (1d9999)
UTAH +14

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>>6072557
Hmmm you're definitely right on wanting to encourage players to fight and be greedy.
>tall vs wide
I'm not sure what you mean by this, but I'm interested!!

Rolled 3773 (1d9999)

>>6072563
Cut Texas off the rest of the former USA territory and advance into Dallas.

>>6072575
>Palindrome(xyyx)
Hell yeah, spill into the whole Texas theater

Rolled 621 (1d9999)

>>6072563
I enter Tennessee.

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Rolled 7136 (1d9999)

>>6072563
C.U.C.K.S. continue swallowing up the Kanadian Koast
>expand east, making sure to touch borders with MIC

Rolled 5069 (1d9999)

>>6072563
The Compact surges against the Untermenschen Socialist Anti Fascists (USAF)!

>>6072658
And it's a knockout! 73 territories!
Suck it, commies! Spillover into Northern Minnesota. Canadians arriving just in time to be next.
>>6072510
Hey Mormons, did you know Idaho has the second largest number of LDS members after Utah? Time to bring them into the fold, no?

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>>6072660
To be clear, The Compact is attacking the Canadians surging to my border in Minnesota with our spillover.
/-/-/-/
The Campaign against the Progressive elements of the United States Armed Forces took only a month, though losses were extreme. From the start, much of The Compact's heavy vehicle and air support had been ramshackle and amateur out of necessity, but the conflict with the high grade equipment of the USAF had massively depleted the vehicle fleet of the fledgling nation. It was estimated that 82% of construction vehicles had been pressed into service and that the overwhelming majority of that had been destroyed during the month long campaign in the Confluence Region of the Mississippi River in just four weeks of fierce fighting. The upside was that now, after five months of fighting, real, good, professional vehicles and aircraft were entering service, scrambled out of retooled factories to form the basis of a real combined arms Firebough.
As for the remnants of the USAF, they were dealt with in a draconian and unforgiving fashion. 2x4s affixed with the symbol of antifa and gay pride flags were raised in the thousands alongside thousands of miles of border with Kentucky and Illinois, and the bodies of US Soldiers were bolted to them through the skull and left to the elements and wildlife as a gruesome sign of the times.
>>6072433
Dark Brandon time? Pic related.

>>6072680
>>6072660
>To be clear, The Compact is attacking the Canadians
We dodge the attack with our redskin magic and take different territories to avoid any attack, nana nana boo-boo!

>>6072717
IDK how you do that since you literally said you were attacking to my border but, whatever, we're still attacking you. Total Seal Death! We've hired some Old Gods mercenaries to counter your unspeakable death magic with their unspeakable tentacle magic.

>>6072680
>Inb4 USAF rolls a 420
He still got a chance.

>>6072330

[ULTRA SECRETO]

The command of the Mexican Expeditionary Force send this missive to the Parliament of the Kingdom of New England and its King, Harold I with the intent of establishing diplomatic relations.

We would first like to congratulate you and your nation's triumph over the forces of the BRA, the stain of the american presidentship has been cleaned off the face of the the world. Secondly, with the intent of preventing any unneeded strife in the future, we ask what is New England's intent pertaining the southern coast of the former USA, that is to say, the territories watered by currents of the Gulf of Mexico.

Rolled 9883 (1d9999)

>>6072563
UTAH
Onward to the East!

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>6072563
attack The Compact once more

Rolled 5936 (1d9999)

>>6072821
made a fucking typo

>>6072823
No you didn't
You rolled a 1
lmao

>>6072823
Your tenure of evil has ended. Your gay grooming the children of this country has ended. No more abortions, no more fiery but mostly peaceful protests, no more statue iconoclasm. America has had enough of the wicked regime you stood for.
Tyr's Wrathful Justice delivered us from the most evil nation in human history. Hail Victory!

Rolled 6282 (1d9999)

>>6072563
With Biden defeated, the informal relationship we held with the Order of the old Gods has come to an inevitable end. As most of our veteran units hold the line upon the western Border, a new offensive is begun in the North into Pennsylvania.

>>6072759

To the representative of the Mexican government,
The Policy of His Majesty's Government is that the declared 'United States' of America never constituted a valid nation state, and all treaties signed with and involving this now-defunct power are to be considered invalidated by their removal from history. The borders of the powers or their continuity states should therefore as their default revert to the partition agreement reached at the Treaty of Paris in 1763. We recognise the nation of Mexico as the rightful inheritor of all Spanish lands and possessions in North America from the time of this treaty, as we are a rightful inheritor of former British positions. As to the remnant French possessions of Louisiana and all lands unclaimed and uncharted at this treaty's signing, we hold no claim or interest in these lands and are willing to recognise the claims and territories of other declared powers within them.

>>6072725
To clarify, I'm only expanding to meet your border, not attacking it. I'm not sure we can even attack (or otherwise interact with) each other until a border is established, at least since there's a good amount of tiles in between us still and not only a few. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6072947
t. C.U.C.K.S.

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>>6072563
ROUND 16

Notable Events
>United States Armed Forces have been defeated at the hands of the Michigan Independence Compact!!
>MIC declares war on C.U.C.K.S!!
>New England declares war on Order of the Old Gods and easily mobilizes infantry in war-torn Pennsylvania.

>palindrome 4 (0.9%) rolled
>**69 (0.89%) rolled

Skirmishes of the Iron Range
C.U.C.K.S. vs MIC
(14) vs (31) = 17 strong victory for MIC

Conclusion of the Heartland Campaign
MIC vs USAF
(42) vs (12) = 30 decisive victory for MIC

Battle of Greater Philadelphia
New England vs Order of the Old Gods
(32) vs (0) = 32 decisive victory for NE

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>>>>6072575
>Rolled 3773 (1d9999) Pali 4
MEF +40 CA+6

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>>6072633
>Rolled 621 (1d9999)
NFR +8 FL+3

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>>6072657
>Rolled 7136 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S +12 WA+2

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>>6072658
>>6072660
>>6072680
>Rolled 5069 (1d9999) 69
The Compact +69 MI+4
(42 vs USAF)
(31 vs C.U.C.K.S)
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>>6072804
>Rolled 9883 (1d9999)
UTAH +10

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>>6072821
>>6072823
>Rolled 5936 (1d9999)
USAF +12
>RIP

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>>6072872
>Rolled 6282 (1d9999) palindrome 3
New England +30 NY+1 ME+1

Rolled 5927 (1d9999)

>>6073023
Conquer the Texan interior.

>>6072872
We are more than pleased with such considerations and, as a sign of good will, are willing to recognise your own claims east of the Mississippi.

Rolled 3198 (1d9999)

>>6073023
Betrayal, backstabbing of the worst order! The treacherous aristocrats of New England attacked us while our venerable soldiers were still recovering after the victory we shared against the BRA! Already they have invaded vast swathes of our territory in Pennsylvania. By the power of the Old Gods, they shall be evicted from our lands and their homes shall burn under the stars of the Gods! Quickly, we must mount a counter-offensive to take back our lands, for the Old Gods!

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>>6073023
Mecha Brandon
Dark Red
Kentucky

You thought you beat me, Jack. You were wrong. You only woke me up.

Rolled 6852 (1d9999)

>>6073023
Continue the offensive against the Order of the Old Gods in Pennsylvania! We must break these cultists before they can reorganise!

Rolled 9013 (1d9999)

>>6073023
Fuck these illiterate faggots, give 'em hell.
>Attack MIC

>>6073103
Odale eses, we got some bad hombres in el norte. Let's team up and take them out before they become a bigger threat.

Rolled 8357 (1d9999)

>>6073023
The Compact liberates more of America from the Kanadian invaders! The bullets blessed by Old Gods mercenaries not only end the necromantic energies but also cures the seals hit by them of their cuck fetish (although they usually die before that becomes relevant).
>>6073140
He's back! He's back! OUR PRESIDENT IS BACK! The Compact cedes its Kentucky counties to Mecha-Brandon.
>>6073154
That's cute, but that's nothing. Watch THIS.

Rolled 6179 (1d9999)

>>6073023
Florida Continues to appropriate Tennessee

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>>6073140
>you only woke me up

Rolled 4674 (1d9999)

>>6073023
UTAH

Continue East

I'm not even playing and I'm hyped, let's fucking go brandon

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>>6073023
ROUND 17
>>6073391
>I'm not even playing and I'm hyped, let's fucking go brandon

Notable Events:
Susquehanna Valley Theater (Western PA)
>New England vs Order of the Old Gods
>NE (10) vs OOG (14) = 4 minor victory for Old Gods

Skirmishes in the Great Plains of North Dakota
>C.U.C.K.S vs MIC
>C(12) vs MIC(18) = 4 minor victory for MIC


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>>6073103
>Rolled 5927 (1d9999)
MEF +14 CA+6

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>>6073131
>Rolled 3198 (1d9999)
Order of the The Old Gods +14

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>>6073140
>Mecha Brandon
>Dark Red
>Kentucky
>You thought you beat me, Jack. You were wrong. You only woke me up.

Hell yeah
Mecha Brandon (+30)

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>>6073146
>Rolled 6852 (1d9999)
New England +8 NY+1 ME+1

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>>6073154
>Rolled 9013 (1d9999)
C.U.C.K.S. +10 WA+2

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>>6073213
>Rolled 8357 (1d9999)
The Compact +14 MI+4

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>>6073322
>Rolled 6179 (1d9999)
New Florida Republic +18 FL+3

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>>6073333 quads heh
>Rolled 4674 (1d9999)
UTAH +10

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Rolled 2189 (1d9999)

>>6073459
Is this correct? just doublechecking >C(12) vs MIC(18) = 4 minor victory for MIC
Drop a slimy, necrotic, fecal bomb over Minnesota, then advance into it. We'll send our hybrid MEF'd out C.U.C.K.S. into the frontlines.
>Continue fighting the MIC

>>6073103
Arf~!