>>6078416
>>“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape.” You don’t think so anyway.

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>>6078416

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>>6078416
>“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape.” You don’t think so anyway.

>“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape.” You don’t think so anyway.

>“Are you sure you want me to do this? No backsies later.” You’re a professional and you’ll act like one.

>>6078416
>“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape.” You don’t think so anyway.
Competitive paizuri obviously.

>>6078423
I like the way you think. But that might not be something to immediately go for

>>6078416
>“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape.” You don’t think so anyway.

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“What do you want me to do exactly? We don’t have a measuring tape or anything like it.” You think. Arguing with Matilda will make her double-guess herself, right?

“Pay attention, use your eyes, it’s quite simple.” Matilda doesn’t see the point. “After all, we’re trying to change your opinion.”

“Who is we in this case?” Wilma tries to catch her friend off guard.

“Us.” Matilda is resolute.

“Okay, you look the same.” You deadpan.

“We haven’t gotten in position.” Matilda doesn’t accept your answer. “Wilma, pump your chest like this.” The martial artist uses her guard position like she’s some fighting game character. “Back straight and up.” The pose truly highlights her chest. “Why aren’t you doing it?”

“Call me skeptical, but this pose isn’t going to do it.” Wilma half chuckles.

“You have another suggestion? Knowing your sisters, I know you’re experienced in this matter.” Matilda is somewhat delirious at the moment, but you recall her and Cookie competing at the beach doing something similar to this. “I bet those were difficult times for your self-esteem. Who won the most? Chio or Grace?”

“Mat, we never did something like that.” Wilma deadpans and evades the question.

“Then join me in the pose.” Matilda doesn’t see why there is a delay now. “And you, pay close attention.” She demands everyone’s participation! She’s greedy in more ways than one.

“M-Mat, I can’t do it, I don’t have a shirt underneath my robes like you.” Wilma points out she’s in her underwear. You already knew that but pretend you don’t.

“That issue can be corrected with ease.” Matilda takes Fiora’s borrowed shirt off from within the robe. “The playing field is even. Now, will you join me?”

“…!” Wilma didn’t expect things to turn this way.

“At the count of three?” Matilda wants to do it in unison like that will make a difference.

“Hold on!” Wilma stops Matilda before she exposes herself without thinking. She’s trying to save her friend’s face.

“No more delays unless you have a practical suggestion. And that goes for both of you.” Matilda will listen, but it has to be good.

Matilda wants to demonstrate her chest is smaller but more proportionate no matter what or how…

What do you do?

>“Okay, I’m ready.” You’ll let these two goofy girls do their thing. If you keep fighting this off, you’ll upset Matilda.
>“How about you just stand next to each other, back straight, and I’ll compare you side by side.” Propose what makes sense if you want to accomplish this. You’re a professional.
>“Matilda, your breasts will pop out of the robes, are you sure this is what you want?” You don’t want Matilda to do something she might regret. Even though it doesn’t look like she even cares.
>Write In.

>>6078480
>>“Okay, I’m ready.” You’ll let these two goofy girls do their thing. If you keep fighting this off, you’ll upset Matilda.

>>6078480
>“Okay, I’m ready.” You’ll let these two goofy girls do their thing. If you keep fighting this off, you’ll upset Matilda.

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“Okay, I’m ready.” You don’t see the point of arguing unless your objective is to make Matilda mad. Better let these two goofy girls do their thing.

“Hmm…” Wilma comprehends that by going along it’ll cause less trouble, but something dwells in her mind. “Promise me that you won’t regret this, okay?”

“I’m so sure I want you to follow my lead. First, raise your hands above your head in an X.” Matilda does the first step as she gets on her knees on the bed!

“...Sure!” Wilma follows suit.

“Straighten your back!” Matilda gets in position.

“Done!” Wilma is taking it seriously.

“Breathe in, and breathe out!” Matilda is going full martial arts master mode. Reminds you of your torture sessions.

“…” Wilma does the breathing exercise.

“At the count of 3, I want you to pump your chest, open your arms to the side, and let your inner strength out proudly.” Matilda gets all serious. “1! 2! 3!!!”

“…!!!” The Silly Tomato copies Matilda’s movement to perfection! It’s like they’re not even drunk! Or maybe it’s alcohol convincing you this looked great!

“GYAH!” Matilda shouts as they pull their pose together! “Measure! Now!” That’s your cue.

…

Aside from seeing the love biscuits pop out of their sleeping robes (they have their bras on), you can’t tell the difference. Since you’re following suit, you better be honest.

“They look the same to me, Matilda.” Beautifully the same. You address your martial arts master in the most professional way you’re used to.

“That’s impossible.” Matilda detests this answer. “Our poise cannot be a perfect match. Reconsider.”

“I can take a picture if you want.” You pull out your dysfunctional phone.

“M-Make sure you don’t show it to anyone…” Wilma pleads with embarrassment covering her petite face.

“Enough foolishness. I have come to a realization.” Matilda calls off the pose off. “Sight is merely one way of measurement.”

“What are you getting at?” You wonder.

“Weight. Tenderness. Flexibility. All signs of quality that can only be determined by touch.” Matilda wants to win no matter what. You two are puzzled as to what the winning conditions are. “Perhaps, the size is similar to the untrained eye, but I’m certain that through touch, our differences in quality will be more than apparent.”

“You want Johnny to touch them?” Wilma NEEDS the clarification.

“It’s the only way we can sort this out. We both trust him, don't we?” Matilda nods. “You’re first.”

“…?!” Wilma didn’t believe Matilda would have the gall to send her first. “If I must…” Following your lead from before, she’ll agree to get this done with. No other reasons. Not at all.

“Unless you want me to be first?” Matilda asks you directly.

>>6078515


You don’t mind this happening, but it’d be nice to know why!

What do you do?

>“Matilda, what are you even trying to prove at this point?” You will point out that the greedy girl is out of her mind.
>“Okay, I’m ready.” Keep the same game plan. You feel this is the best way not to upset anyone.
>“I think I should do it at the same time.” You know this will be fair.
>“Fine, I’ll start with you.” Take Matilda on her offer.
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we return on Monday!)

>>6078517
>>“I think I should do it at the same time.” You know this will be fair.
MUH!

>>6078517
>“Matilda, what are you even trying to prove at this point?” You will point out that the greedy girl is out of her mind.
>"We may be really good friends and we did that ritual, but remember, I am a guy"

>>6078517
>>“Fine, I’ll start with you.” Take Matilda on her offer

>>6078517
>“I think I should do it at the same time.” You know this will be fair.

>>6078517
>“I think I should do it at the same time.” You know this will be fair.

>>6078517
>“I think I should do it at the same time.” You know this will be fair.

>>6078517
>“Fine, I’ll start with you.” Take Matilda on her offer.
It is her idea after all.

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“I think I should do it at the same time.” You believe this is the most reasonable move.

“Are you ambidextrous?” Matilda needs to confirm before giving the go.

“Uh, no?” You’re the type of odd person who makes motions with one hand that you can’t do with the other, you blame this on cooking.

“Then explain to me how you plan to do an effective thorough simultaneous examination.” Matilda questions your skills. Yeah, you think Matilda has lost it! Is this how she felt when you were tired?

“I’ll do this first.” You do the textbook hand motion of grabbing with care. “Then this.” You cross your arms so your hands change objectives. A cross-examination, if you will. “See? Simple.”

“This accomplishes nothing. You need both hands for one of us.” Matilda doesn’t accept this. “Your overwhelmed senses won’t cast a fair judgment.”

“Okay, Mat. You need to trust me here if you’re leaving me to judge.” You will stand your dubious ground on this dubious matter.

“Wilma, your take?” Matilda needs a second opinion.

“Do I have to take this matter seriously?” Wilma is the last bastion of sensible thinking in the room left.

“With that perfect poise, I’d be surprised if you weren’t from the very beginning.” Matilda is a little surprised. “The short answer is yes. I don’t know how many times I have to stress that I’m serious about this, and committed to the bitter end.” Or Spicy, in her case. Sweet, if you pretend this is an extension of your bubbly times.

“...I-I may regret saying this, but shouldn’t we take our bras off?” Wilma points out the examination might be faulty with them on.

“He can slip his hands around them, but it’d be uncomfortable for us. You have a point.” Matilda grants the tomato a victory. “Do you propose we take them off?”

“I-I believed you’d be embarrassed by the thought and reconsider this a little. You know, make it a little more romantic…” Wilma’s original strategy backfires. She can’t make Matilda change her ways.

“This is how she is, Wilma. She never does something that she doesn’t want unless you pay her.” You tell the Tomato. This is the strangely straightforward Matilda you have always known. “And I’m not giving her another dollar.”

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>>6079149


“Yes, absolutely. What’s there to reconsider anyway? If Johnny hasn’t made a move since the beginning, what has changed now? I’ll tell you what's going to happen: he’ll do nothing but follow orders to not rock the boat, and we will get our answers. If something changes, it’s up to him.” The cocky Matilda has no concerns. “Now, do you want our bras off or not?”

“Got it! As long as you’re enjoying yourself! And, uhm, I’ll leave that to Johnny…” Wilma hands you an unorthodox pass.

“Bras off, ladies. I take my job seriously.” You adjust your glasses.

“Are you going to maintain the double-check?” Matilda wants to make sure you don’t change plans.

“Yes. This funny little buddy will inspect you.” You raise your left hand. “And this other glasses-adjusting friend will check Wilma.” You raise your right hand.

“Understood. Maintain your eyes closed. Only the sense of touch matters now.” Matilda orders. “We will place your hands on us when we’re ready. Be patient.”

“Do I get a signal or what?” You already closed your eyes.

“At the count of 3.” Matilda is more than ready.

“...” Wilma is ready.

The countdown is over, you feel both of your hands grasping the blouse biscuits, the love bubbles, their bigguns, their jigglers, their jumbos… No bras in the way…Life is good.

Oh yeah, you *aren’t* supposed to only enjoy yourself, you’re supposed to say something here!

What do you do?

>Tell Debbie to leave! She thinks she’s so well hidden but you can see her! Take this chance to call out her perverted ways!
>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.
>“Still tied.” Don’t rock the boat. Be boring. A Disappointment. A failure. But that doesn’t mean things are over…
>Write In.

(Special and Only Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6079151
>>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.

>>6079151
>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.

>>6079151
>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.

>>6079151
>“Still tied.” Don’t rock the boat. Be boring. A Disappointment. A failure. But that doesn’t mean things are over…
>Propose to compare other things like abs, thighs, ass and the like

I bet Mat would not pass the opportunity to compete with Wilma in other ways and we can get to enjoy all of this, and then:

>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.

>>6079151
>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.
MOMMY!

>>6079152
>>6079158
You know what, that sounds funny. If possible switching to this.

>>6079158
+1

>>6079158
+1

>>6079151
>Tell Debbie to leave! She thinks she’s so well hidden but you can see her! Take this chance to call out her perverted ways!

>>6079151
>“Still tied.” Don’t rock the boat. Be boring. A Disappointment. A failure. But that doesn’t mean things are over…
>Propose to compare other things like abs, thighs, ass and the like

>“Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit who’s supposed to win or something, and only wants to make out?” Be a little too honest in this moment of bliss.

I like this idea

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(We’ll reserve the “I don’t give a shit who’s supposed to win” line for later.)

“...Still tied.” You could conduct a more thorough analysis, but you feel like it’s not gonna matter. They’re different as one would expect, but you can’t declare a winner.

“Tied?! What is this nonsense? Even with your heightened senses?” Matilda refuses to believe this.

“S-Sorry, that’s how I feel. Err, how you girls felt.” You don’t want to rock the boat!

“...K-Keep analyzing further, give us a good rub! It doesn’t matter if we squirm a little!” Wilma doesn’t want Matilda to be heartbroken.

“There’s no need...” Matilda places your hand away from her ‘Tildas. Wilma takes a little longer to follow suit. “Open your eyes.” Matilda announces the check-up to be over. The robes are on, but they didn’t put their bras back.

“It was great though.” You tenderly smile.

“...I-I can’t believe this happened.” Wilma will be terminally tomato for the rest of the evening. Her mind can’t come to terms why she let you touch her like this!

“Agreed, how unsatisfying.” Matilda assumes Wilma is talking about the results rather than the boob grab itself. “It can’t end like this. Tiebreakers exist for a reason, there’s only one gold medal...” Does Matilda know that there are team sports? Either way, she has completely lost the plot.

“Then, huh, should we compare other stuff?” You suggest continuing this nonsensical plot development.

“What are you proposing?” Matilda is ready to compete. On the other hand, Wilma is always ready to comply…

“Mat, there are more body parts than just the chest!” You try to sound genuine. “Like the abs, the thighs, and the ass! Just to name a few!”

“I’ll give you that. You can’t analyze perfection in a vacuum.” Matilda realizes you have a point. “This will be a massacre. There’s no single part of my body that has gone neglected. Choose one so Wilma can save face.”

“...We already tied once.” Wilma mutters to herself, petty as one can be.

“Butt, please.” You politely say. This is your reward for being indecisive.

“Heh.” Matilda grins with confidence. “Are you ready for a second round, Wilma? If you are, raise your robe at the count of 3!” Matilda isn’t going to wait for an answer!

“…?!” Wilma isn’t totally prepared but gets next to Matilda in position. Both have their knees on the bed and are facing the wall.

Huh, it’s time for the next analysis?! They’re already exposed!

What do you do?

>Do a fair assessment (It’s a tie again!). Propose a Thigh competition next.
>Do a fair assessment (It’s a tie again!). Propose a Abs competition next.
>Spank them. Ruin this fair competition, but win the war…
>Write In.

>>6079698
>>Do a fair assessment (It’s a tie again!). Propose a Thigh competition next.

>>6079703
+1

>>6079698
>Spank them. Ruin this fair competition, but win the war…

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>>6079698
I vote to do this, but with gold stars for both of them.

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You twirl around the beds to get different angles for the perfect assessment. Yes, you enjoy what you’re seeing, and you don’t possess the ability to lie. The truth is that you cannot decide, they’re perfect in their own unique way! You’ll let them know…

“It’s a tie again.” You say after spending a moment deep in thought.

“Again? You better have a good explanation for this.” Matilda can’t fathom why this competition is so even.

“Mat, I don’t think you want to hear me talk about how perfect your butts are. It’s not exactly poetry.” You are somewhat sensible sometimes.

“But evenly matched again?” Matilda knows she’s attractive, knows Wilma is attractive. But she wants more out of you!

“You two are among the prettiest women on the face of the planet, this isn’t odd!” You don’t speak lies! You’re naturally infatuated, that’s all!

“…!” Wilma is going full volcano!

“Is that how you feel?” Matilda asks like a drill instructor.

“Yes! I’m telling the truth!” You admit! “You’re gorgeous beyond belief!”

“Don’t question his heart, Mat!” Wilma grabs your arm in support.

“I’m not. I haven’t. I’m just competitive.” Matilda reveals she has believed you the entire time, and she wants to win no matter what. She probably doesn’t even know what the competition is about. “So… I cannot accept it. Another tie is inconceivable.”

“How about another contest? Like a thigh competition?” You’ll use this opportunity to fully indulge yourself. Not like you weren’t before.

“Excellent choice.” Matilda believes she has this in the bag. “Wilma, come here. We have another round.”

“…” Wilma takes this one seriously. Why? You think the answer is that everyone is drunk.

10/10, no notes, both perfect thighs, would squash your face between them. Again, they’re different, but holy crap…

You’re in love.

What do you do?

>Keep the competition going!
>”Seriously though, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You can’t hold back anymore! Move onto kissing!
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6079771
>>”Seriously though, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You can’t hold back anymore! Move onto kissing!

>>6079771
>Keep the competition going!
>Bring the french in you and give a full on food critique type of commentary
>Cup of wine in hand

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>>6079771
>>”Seriously though, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You can’t hold back anymore! Move onto kissing!
>>Write In.
I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE

>>6079771
>>”Seriously though, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You can’t hold back anymore! Move onto kissing!

>>6079771
>”Seriously though, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You can’t hold back anymore! Move onto kissing!

>>6079781
+1

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“Say something.” Matilda feels like you’re wasting time now. A thighgazer is always productive!

“…” You’re analyzing.

“Johnny? Are you there?” Even Wilma notices there’s something off.

“Ah!” You have come to a determination.

“…!” Wilma didn’t expect you to say something out of nowhere!

“W-What is it?” Even Matilda didn’t expect you to raise your voice out of nowhere. “Who won?”

“Seriously, am I really the only one who doesn’t give a shit about who wins?” You deadpan.

“No, I-I’m not even entirely sure what we’re competing in...” Wilma has been confused this entire time, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t here to win.

“We can’t leave without a clear winner.” Matilda crosses her arms.

“I mean, I feel like a winner.” You adjust your glasses.

“...That doesn’t mean anything to us.” Matilda turns tomato red for a moment.

“Speak for yourself.” Wilma feels like a winner too.

“Well, if you aren’t happy, may I suggest a lips competition?” You are only half-joking. It’s time to go to the next stage. “I’ll smooch you.” You’re so subtle.

“Oh? Feeling daring at long last?” Matilda smirks.

“Enough competitions. Let’s just…” Wilma grabs your face and kisses you first! You relive the moment with your beautiful wife. “...embrace.”

“Yay…” You feel good… You keep it simple because your brain is filled with happy thoughts.

“Hahahahaha!” Matilda bursts into laughter for seemingly no reason.

“W-What happened?” Wilma feels like she did something wrong.

“Do you think that’s good enough to win?” Matilda grabs your face and pierces your soul with her eyes. “You’re going to kiss me, Johnny. Make it good.”

“Trust me, it’ll be better than good.” You adjust your glasses despite having her hands in the way, then you grab her chin, and kiss her back. “See?”

“Good boy…” Matilda smirks back, eyes piercing you with a new emotion… “Do you want to keep going? Be brave.”

“I want you both.” You smirk back.

“Brave and greedy.” Matilda thinks this will bite you in the ass. “Can you keep up?”

“Don’t underestimate me.” You wiggle your eyebrows.

Wilma puts her arms around your neck from your back, pressing her body against yours. You turn halfway and the tomato places her lips on top of yours. It’s a long kiss.

“...I love you.” Wilma doesn’t give a shit about games, one-liners, or any other type of nonsense. “Let me show you how much…”

“…” Matilda won’t let herself be upstaged.

A competition between love, lust, and everything in between begins, and you’re the battlefield...

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>>6080522

[Intermission]

Back in the TV studio, a sole presenter awaits, it’s Johnny’s little sister!

“Hello, everyone! It’s me, Ame!” Amelia waves at everyone. “Hmm, I always knew Matilda had feelings for Johnny! She was so bad at hiding it from moment one! He’s so dense sometimes, I bet he hasn’t realized that Nariko has feelings for him too! What a dummy!” Amelia acts mischievous. “Honestly, Mat should take notes from Wilma! She got my brother’s heart so easily. It’s not an easy feat. It’s not like he sleeps around all the time. I can’t wait to meet all my 11 sisters-in-law soon! Everyone Johnny has a relationship with is forced to join our family! It is going to be so big! I’ll be, like, a super aunt!”

A producer tells Amelia to move on. No memo, he just yells at her. How unprofessional. If only Philohorse could be here to sort this out, but the war...

“Uhm, anyhow! Viewer discretion is advised! Please, make love responsibly! And don’t forget to conquer hearts around the world!” Amelia waves away.


(The rest of the post will be delivered tomorrow! Thanks for playing so far and for your patience!)

>>6080523
Woo!!!

>>6080523
NICE!

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>>6080523
Slight change of plans, they will be delivered tomorrow! Sorry for the inconvenience!

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>>6080523
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TSYT9M5KJBvyJzlGuyzkkdLTAPuLUKRywFiVZryWsr0/edit?usp=sharing

Spoilers: You had another threesome! Congratulations!

This is it for this thread, thanks for playing and see you next time!

>>6081794
Matilda best girl!
Thanks for running

>>6081794
This whole thread has been foreplay!
Nice

>>6081794
OP ALWAYS DELIVERS! We are truly blessed!

>>6081794
Pretty good. Though is it really a threesome if the only shot with the two girls at once is the final one?

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See you next week!

>>6083062
Cya