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Holà gentes dames, belles demoiselles, nobles seigneurs et gentils damoiseaux, the Local Lord is back, as promised. I greet our veterans and for the new knights that flock to our banners I give you the links to the previous quests as a festuca.

>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5085315/ thread 1
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5134375/ thread 2
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5194246/ thread 3
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5314154/ thread 4
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 5
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 6
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 7
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 8
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5702984/ thread 9
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5785267/ thread 10
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/5920163/ thread 11
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6011182/ thread 12
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6079405/ thread 13

If I remember well good sirs we were just arrived to Lasthold, fief of our beloved lady Takable, to pass some good time with her and train her new household guard. But as per tradition our quest shall begin with a prologue about events in different parts of the world. Here we shall follow Mahmud and the other saracens that because of some inexplicable and probably ungodly phenomenon were transported to Bifuria while they marched against the devious mongols.
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>>6157669

It was when he was lying on his bed (a true bed instead of a mattress ! What opulence !) that Mahmud came to a conclusion. If the mountain would not come to Muhammad (Praise be Upon Him) then Muhammad must come to the mountain. It was illusory to wait too much, he had to go back to his village, far away from this cold country. Back to the Nile valley where fig trees grow. His encounter with the strange arabyans that did not even praise Allah convinced him that he was too far away, and that he had to go to the south, even if these men were heathens they were from a kind of Sultanate, and from there it was certain that he should go back to his place. He decided to take back his old spear, buy some warm clothes, and, despite the snow, begin to travel down south. Here he heard of the sea, and from there he was certain to find a ship. He ignored the cold or the ominous dangers of the road, he only saw the eyes of Zahira, Fatima and sweet, sweet Aisha. His wives must be so afraid without him.

It was one day before his travel, after giving his thanks to mister Herouberry , this small hairy feeted man who was such a kind master, that he and the young Salim received a visit from an unexpected friend. Here, the man that they thought was lost in a mine, came back.

-Saddam ! By Allah ! How could you have been here !

The man answered in a hushed tone, like he wanted to hide.

-Listen my friends, I have no time to explain more. But this city is cursed, I saw people doing dark rituals down there in the mines, and jinns and demons.

Mahmud tried to reason him.

-Dear Saddam, we were about to leave for the south but you must take..

-Very well, very well, it is very fortunate... We shall go... I will lead you...

Salim tried to explain.

-Sorry but we want to go to the south.

-Anywhere, anywhere far away from here. Inchallah nothing good will come from this place.

These word made Mahmud shiver, just as the strange silver ring that Saddam wore. Had his ancient commander stolen it ? If he was fleeing with something stolen they would be pursued, but Saddam was the only one who could be a good scout, he always lead their parties, so he nodded and soon they were on the roads.

The cold, and the snow, were awful, and they were all shuddering on the first day when they walked. They stopped at an inn, paying and trying to be near the fire. It was at this moment that our dear Mahmud tried to talk to his ancient commander discreetly, it was better for young Salim not to know. After all closer you are to to the chief, more you know of his secrets such were the ways of the south. Approaching Saddam, who was looking sadly at the dying fire he told him.

-Saddam, this flight, it does not look like you. Why fleeing from here, and why were you underground for twenty days... We thought you died from a mining accident.
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>>6157673

The mustachied man looked at him and answered slowly.

-I... Do not know what you are talking about. I am fleeing from nobody.

Of course, an Arab would never lose face like that so Mahmud tried to reformulate.

-I do not doubt it... I mean... You took a trophy, this ring...

The man looked at his silver ring, it was decorated with the image of a fountain. And he finally told, after looking at the fire.

-I... A trophy perhaps... Mahmud, you were always a poor soldier, but a good man. You helped me with my goats back in the village... When I could not keep them, and I helped you with finding some linen for your wives. So.. we can trust eachother. I shall tell you a story, can you listen to it.

-Of course Saddam, of course...

-When I was at the mine, a good work, well paid, there was an accident, rocks fell, and I became isolated from the rest of my group, the only survivor you understand ? I was wounded, and delirious.. I tried to find my friends in the carnage but nobody was alive.

He looked at Mahmud who silently nodded.

-I tried to climb to the surface Mahmud, but there were too much rocks, since I had water and a torch I decided to go deeper, it was the only way, we had found a kind of entry in a cavern... Soon I understood that it was not only a cavern, a part of it was sculpted, huge pillards, smooth surfaces .. it was a tomb Mahmud ! A tomb...

Mahmud listened with attention, as Saddam continued.

-I then found an old wounded man, he was fleeing from something. I tried to help him, he told me that he had to go to the surface... And gave me this ring, he told me that it was the magical ring of King Petroleum who was entombed here, and that vile men wanted to get him. You do not believe me ? By Allah it is true ! I saw that he was pursued, by strange men, with black robes and skulls and bones on them. They caught the old man, he told me that he had no strength to walk so I had to abandon him... They tortured him.. they told that they wanted the ring, they told that they were the Brotherhood of Death or something like that... Then when he refused to talk they had a bush dismember him.

-A bush ?!?

-Yes, a moving talking bush, who took him in his wooden branches and dismembered him, letting him bleed to death. I fled, they saw me... But I was faster with the help of Allah... But now...

-Why haven't you thrown the ring ?

-What if they found it, the man told that they could do great evil with it...

-Maybe it was just stolen...

-No, it is magical, look...

Saddam then touched the ring and a fountain of black oily liquid left the ring to go right in their campfire, it practically immediately burned, the dying embers replaced by a powerful fire. Mahmud recoiled in shock.

-By the beard of the prophet !

-Yes, you see... Infinite combustible ! It can lit itself on fire too, with this ring we can not fear winter.
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>>6157675

The possibilities were indeed great. Mahmud understood that Saddam did not think that he would slit his throat in the night to take such a wonder. He was too kind for it anyway. So he decided to nod, and assured Saddam that his secret would be kept. He ignored if these men with skulls and bones on their robes were sending someone after them but the further away this ring able to create fire was from these men the better it was. Plus they could then always sell it to other good Muslims in a bazaar. They could get several camels and many goods for it and begin a caravan business. Or buy goats for a farm...

Whatever, they continued, marching to the south by roads and ravines, fleeing sometimes from stray dogs and since they lacked money, sometimes helping to get a meal. Be it by collecting firewood or doing some chores. Salim got cold once but the magical ring kept him warm enough to recover. But after three weeks, a strange event completely changed the fate of their travels.

It was during one of these snowy days that Mahmud hated so much. Salim was shivering and trying to walk, covered in a heavy woolen cloak while Saddam led the way, cursing at the elements. Finally, when dusk came early in these northern lands, they finally saw some lights, an inn. Their tired bodies moved faster, motivated by the surge of wanting to be near a fire. Unfortunately they had no money left, but they were too tired to think about how to pay, they moved by instinct.

No sooner they were inside a young woman with chestnut hair and chestnut eyes fell to her knees. Imploring them, like in a pagan prayer she joined her hands and told.

-Please, brave adventurers, ugly rats have invaded my basement. I need help to clear them out.

They all looked at the tavern, there seemed to be at least ten good men there. Saddam did not know what to say and feared a trick, so Mahmud, who had three wives at home and so knew what a desperate woman looked like asked her.

-Us ? Of course but why these...
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>>6157676

He looked at the men but they all looked at him outraged, one of them, a bearded man told.

-Us ? But we are not armed adventurers like you ! You know that a rat can kill a commoner easily...

As a good Egyptian Saddam asked them while Mahmud looked at them in disbelief.

-Have you thought of sending a cat ?

It was the woman who answered.

-No, the cat does not want to.

Salim looked at them, completely lost. What to do, if these people feared rats so much Mahmud answered.

-I imagine that if you could give us a r...

The woman cut him off, what insolence.

-No, no, it is an official quest, not only a room, but 15 gold coins will be given to those who kill the rats in the basement. It has been regulated by the adventurer's guild. By the way, what is the name of your party ?

Mahmud was completely at loss.

-Party ? Name ?

Saddam was quicker, he answered with enthusiasm.

-We are the Bath party... We want a bath in plus of the room.

He then smiled at the lady, looking dashing with his mustache and she reddened and quickly agreed. What to say, our friends descended five minutes later in the basement, ready to fight enormous monsters but ending by killing some rats with spears and clubs quite easily. Hah, a job well done. The true problem came when they emerged from the basement, three men in armor looking like local guards, one even with grey skin and ugly features were there. Their leader, a fat man with pig like eyes told them loudly in an accented tone.

-Oy ! Have you got an adventiuring loicense for accepting guild contracts ?

In what kind of mess have they gotten into ?
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>>6157677

MEANWHILE IN LASTHOLD :

You lived happily during those days in Lasthold, your head still full of projects. The day right after your arrival snow fell. The poor Rose was very upset that all her reserves of "hot chaucolate" that she had kept for winter were rotten for an unknown reason. She even cried and screamed at her old staff and at some peasant, ordering to give 20 lashes to three people. She then was full of tears and unsure of herself, because she thought that you would not like her and see her as an "idiotic young girl unable to keep a keep in order". Of course you kissed her, cuddled her, and told that you did not like the chaucolate aniway. You drank some of this strange plant called "tea" apparently you could put it in water and it had another color. It was strange. To change the mood of your sweet lady you decided to get outside as she wished, even if it snowed and it was cold.
While you walked together you decided, mischievously, to throw a snowball into her hood and she screamed "hiii" before laughing and throwing one right on your nose. She then tried to run, you pursued her and took her, kissing her passionately. You then deposed her on the ground and she tried to show you something.

She fell on the snow with her arms outstretched and waved them and her legs, when she rose she showed the pattern.

-Tadaa, see it my sweet Charles ? It is a winged person...

Looking closely yes, it looked like an angel, a snow angel.

-Mmmh, yes, an angel of the Lord... But the only angel that I see is right besides me my sweet lady...

And with that you kissed her again, she was cute with her red cheeks because of the cold, you got lost at this moment of tenderness. But when darkness, and the temperature forced you to go back to her tower the moment's innocence left you and you got back to your first work, recreating a worthy household guard from what she had.
She was determined to engage some new servants, those not killed by Baron Crook being clearly unfit to even keep this Chaucolate not rotten. You will deal with the troops. You had two men recruited on the road on the old lands of Lord Takable, the village smith of Lasthold, curiously very skilled as all smithes of this place, managed to give them spears and kettle helms while Rose and two village girls had woven her arms on their tabards and the men who were before this a middle aged peasant full of loyalty who remembered that Lord Takable send him a bit of money to save him of poverty and a young lad who wanted to escape village life in Dullway one of the villages of the road looked dashing.
You decided that it was time for a recruitment campaign. Since you trained them with the help of your knights you called all able bodied volunteers to join the guard of the keep. Since the last one was massacred you ignored if your recruitment would be successfull but what you saw shocked you... Shocked you terribly.
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>>6157678

Oh, there were volunteers, you wanted five men, before that Rose had four men and her captain so five men could keep order and the tower. And here, in plus of the two men already recruited you had five volunteers ! Wonderful ! Glorious ! Let us rejoice ! Before looking at the sorry bunch.
First there was a kind of strange character, thick eyebrows, pointy ears, of middling height, with a strange look, thin features but a big nose and a bushy beard. He looked like some savage man that you saw on a banner. You wondered if he talked only in grunts. But then, next, you saw that all the rest was composed of women. Women ! By the beard of saint Jean you had forgotten that women were allowed to be recruited on these lands. What a shame.

Three of them were normal, one was young and healthy probably a milkmaid or a farmer's daughter, one was middle aged and a bit fat, probably having given birth to children and the last one was middle aged too but thinner and with greying hair. The fourth one was tall and thin with pointy ears, clearly a guelph with an haughty expression and long blonde hair. She wore pants, and you wanted her to get dressed properly but you did not even knew who should be insulted first. You decided to ask the first strange creature.

-Who are you, and why are you so hairy ?

-M'name's Mutt m'lord, my dad was a dwarf and my mother an elf. It's why i'm a dwelf.

That was... What the reproduction of short scotsmen with guelphs looked like. You immediately thought of forbidding it by an edict. Fortunately seeing how the Guelph woman looked at him in disgust you were sure that these things were rare. Still, better safe than sorry. But despite all of it, if the man terrified you he could terrify criminals and ennemies too so you answered.

-Then we will see what you are worth with a spear and a shield my lad. Cop, see if he can do some drills.

The sergeant of your own guard nodded and while they were beginning you began to tell.

-Women, war is a man's job, go knit or pray for the defense of the village, or make some kids who will grow into guardsmen, or marry some if you like polishing armors so much.

If the younger woman of maybe sixteen put her head down and the thin and old who looked like she was about to cry was silent the fat one answered you, rather roughly.

-We have m'lord ! My husband, was a guardsman... Just like hers... And young Alpha lost her father after losing her mother... He was beheaded by baron Crook Wickedson... We want vengeance ! Give us a chance to try...

The guelph lass was silent and continued to look at you, arching an eyebrow. To be sincere, this plea to avenge their families moved you, but we were no more in the time of barbarian tribes.
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>>6157680

You had heard stories from some scholars about how the pagan wives of the germans who fought the romans at that time tried to avenge their husbands, it was cited as an exemple of barbarism by the Holy Church. Still, you had to answer something.

>The baron Crook Wickedson is dead, his guard's captain, who killed Captain Relic, has been killed by Messire Godefroy that you see at my right, vengeance has been obtained. Weep for your husbands and fathers and honor them. Do not try to imitate them.
>You want to escape poverty after the loss of a family member ? Lady Rose is in need of competent servants, go see her, I am sure that she will hear your pleas.
>Allright we will see what you are worth, give them some training spears and shields and see what they are worth my good lads.
>You are silent, Guelph, why did you want to join ? Is it the loss of a family member ?
>Other (write in)
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>>6157682
>>Allright we will see what you are worth, give them some training spears and shields and see what they are worth my good lads.
>>You are silent, Guelph, why did you want to join ? Is it the loss of a family member ?
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>>6157682
>You are silent, Guelph, why did you want to join ? Is it the loss of a family member ?
>Allright we will see what you are worth, give them some training spears and shields and see what they are worth my good lads.
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>>6157682
>You want to escape poverty after the loss of a family member ? Lady Rose is in need of competent servants, go see her, I am sure that she will hear your pleas.
Welcome back!
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>>6158320
Thank you good sir, I am glad to be back. Unfortunately your choice was not the most popular but it was most wise.

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>>6158263

You thought about trying to recruit some lads elsewhere but barbaric customs were still customs and you declared.

-Allright we will see what you are worth. Give them some training spears and shields and see what they are worth my good lads.

The women thanked you with gratitude. And while it was done you looked at the Guelph and told.

-You are silent Guelph, why did you want to join ? Is it the loss of a family member ?

The Guelph lady answered with an air of disdain.

-I have been an archer in the militia of lord Vetel a century ago and served him well. Give me a bow and you will see.

You found it laughable, a bow, you answered.

-With your small arms there is no way that you could draw a longbow.

There were laughs by some men and she snapped back.

-We elves are stronger than we look.

You answered, quite amused.

-Give her one of the old bows of the guard.

Those were not as big as longbows but you were sure that she could not draw them still. You then ordered to see what the recruits were worth and the results were... Predictable. None of the women, even with all their grief, was worth something, the strange hairy scotto-italian was at least strong enough to hold even if he was inexperienced though and so you let him stay on the guard. But as for the Guelph. It was even more amusing. She tried to use her bow and held it like someone who had used one before. But she could not pull it strong enough, you could see that she tried but it was not useful. Soldiers and villagers began to snicker and she was becoming red. After several minutes you had enough of this comedy and ordered.

-If someone cannot pull a bow it cannot be an archer.

-But it's unfair ! This bow is not normal ! I can pull it normally...

-Yes yes yes... Go back to your home with the rest.

She cursed in her tongue and pointed at your valorous Ancel.

-He ! He has a short bow. Let me use it, and I shall prove that I am the best archer of this village.

You sighed, and Ancel had a short bow, she could try. He saw that you looked at him, and tried to look scandalised. You wondered what he was doing, some people spoke of petty theft in the village and you supposed that it was him, perhaps he deserved to have his bow borrowed to prove a point. You told.

>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
>Who needs a soldier who cannot fire a warbow ? You are to fight armoured ennemies, not pheasants or rabbits, no matter your precision. Go back to your home, guelph.
>Other (write in)
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>>6158335
>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
Probably stole it off some corpse
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>>6158335
>>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
good to see you back! hopefully we can over throw the guelph rule.
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>>6158335
>>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
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>>6157675
>Saddam, hounded by the Skull & Bones Society and a powerful Bush.
Kek, welcome back!

>>6158335
>Who needs a soldier who cannot fire a warbow ? You are to fight armoured ennemies, not pheasants or rabbits, no matter your precision. Go back to your home, guelph.
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>>6158335
>>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
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>>6157669
Welcome back!
>>6157675
Kek
>>6157677
>Saddam named them the Bath party
Kek
>>6158335
>Allright, Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.
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>>6158338
It was his once, before losing it during a game of dice to a burgundian, the burgundian was found dead during the next battle so the bow was clearly not useful to him...

>>6158447
Spoken like a true ghibelline (I shall make a prologue about Conradin one of those days).

>>6158759

>>6158797
Thank you very much good sir, I am glad to be writing again.

>>6158974

>>6159016
Thank you very much good sir. And yes, they could have been more than three but unfortunately their companion Bashar left the town in a hurry before.

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You were in a mood to see some fun, and you wanted some time to think about where to find two more men for Rose's guard. So you ordered your brave Ancel.

-Allright Ancel, give her your bow and some arrows, let us see what she is worth.

Ancel began to plead.

-Que nenni messire ! Que nenni ! This bow, touched by a woman ! It is witchcraft and...

Your old Godefroi smacked him behind the ear.

-Silence Ancel, obey, we all know that you prefer for your sword to be touched by a woman but that is not a reason to disobey your master.

The troop laughed and he gave the weapon to the Guelph lady who tried it. You wondered what it would do. She nodded and smiled the kind of confident smile that you generally see among young knights and squire totally sure of themselves. She still complained.

-There is no way to touch something very far away with this shortbow.

-Try to touch this pile of hay...

She cut you off by losing two arrows right on this, it was moderately hard to hit but the two arrows were very close. She then told.

-This is an exercise for a human..

She turned her head a bit around when she saw a servant leaving and moving with an apple in his hand, he was perhaps thirty paces from her, she screamed "Heeey" and he stopped turning around, she then lost an arrow and pierced the apple. After the servants cry you were more than surprised, you had to think about closing your mouth then, how ? By saint Denis how ?!? Fortunately you managed to control yourself and ask a pertinent question.

-Is it witchcraft ?

Yes, you saw some bohemians at a fair playing with knives and doing this, but it was not at thirty paces, and it was obviously staged. The lady answered.

-Witchcraft ? No... Who needs magic aiming ? It is simply 80 years of training....

Your knights discussed amongst themselves and finally Cop, your brave man at arms, whispered to you.

-Elves have a good eyesight, the wife of Gardasil, that you expelled from the guard could do even better with a bow...
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>>6159086

You raised an eyebrow remembering your deceased spearman... and then asked.

-Why didn't you tell me ?

-I... I thought that you knew everyone know this around and...

Seeing your raised eyebrow he corrected himself.

-What kind of soldier would contradict his lord ?

Against such an argument you had to admit that he was right. But still, this prospect remained terrifying. There were good archers, but if any Guelph could fire like this, they could easily kill unarmored horses, and mail, with some good arrows they could pierce mail and having to resist volleys of peasants hoping to touch something and this kind of excellent bowmen was a very different thing. Maybe it was why knights horses here wore some kind of metallic protections, you will have to think about it and order some. And this suits of full steel, so impractical, but so useful worn over mail, it would be needed against such people. You remembered that the baron had more than a hundred of such guelphs armed with bows from the royal army. Even if you were a loyal subject, investing into some suits, made more practical would be a good decision. Your military reflection remained mirred by a mystery still, why do so much men refused to wear helmets in a land were archers were so dangerous ? That seemed like a lack of common sense. You asked Cop.

-You are a soldier... Why did you all have open helmets ? And some men no helmets at all ?

He tried to think, your hypothesis, if you knew such words, was that the Guelph monarchy forbade it. He answered.

-I... Do not know... It looks perhaps better ?

Ah, yes, you forgot, these were the results of 80 years of peace. You will have to visit an armorer soon, but still, you had a pretty guelph woman satisfied of herself that looked at you with her blue eyes. And a decision to make about her, if her being unable to use a true bow would make her ineffective she could still be dangerous against poachers, unarmoured people or unshielded ones.

To be sure, you added to your soldier.

-The Guelphs see in the dark too ?

-Yes my lord.

You then nodded, decidely they were a dangerous bunch. You turned towards the Guelph woman and decided to tell.

>Rejoice for you are now a soldier in service of Lady Rose, obey her well and serve faithfully.
>You are a good archer, I will give you that, but I need someone who can use a bow. You can go back to your home.
>You are a good archer, I will give you that, but I need someone who can use a bow. We could use scouts and trackers once we will be married with Lady Rose. Do you know how to follow tracks ?
>It is said that you see in the dark ? If you shoot the damned owl that has the bad habit of making noise near my window consider yourself a soldier.
>Other (write in)
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>>6159087
>Rejoice for you are now a soldier in service of Lady Rose, obey her well and serve faithfully.
Honestly not surprised so many aren’t wearing helmets. That being said, if we are going against elves and our men are fully armoured and we are near them, I think we will be fine.
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>>6159087
>>Rejoice for you are now a soldier in service of Lady Rose, obey her well and serve faithfully.
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>>6159087
>You are a good archer, I will give you that, but I need someone who can use a bow. We could use scouts and trackers once we will be married with Lady Rose. Do you know how to follow tracks ?
Let us not reject good feudal custom!

>>6159106
It is as this anon says: the skinny Guelph women who try to draw longbows against us will be flummoxed by their sudden -4 STR.
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>>6159106
Nobody should doubt about the victory of brave christian knights against cowardly archers. But limiting the losses, since we do not have many knights and men at arms, would be wise.

>>6159115

>>6159259
Well said good sir, you always speak with faith and common sense. Unfortunately the other bannermen have not listened to you ! Woe and treachery ! Perhaps lombards have bought them off !

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ou were a generous man and if in these strange lands there were women warriors you could always tolerate them, so you told.

-Rejoice for you are now a soldier in service of Lady Rose, obey her well and serve faithfully.

The Guelph smiled and she answered.

-I am glad to serve, my lord.

And it was done. You happily let her go, thinking about finding a last warrior, perhaps a knight, Rose had some family members and she would need a "guard's captain" even when having only four poor guardsmen. But whatever, you would find it and her knights and soldiers will become yours soon. Still, you thought an instant about captain Relic, you had not known the man a lot but he seemed to be an honest man, and a loyal warrior, protecting the daughter of his lord even when he saw his lands confiscated and when she was kept under the guardianship of baron crook. He even helped her throw her evil tutors to the dogs. His death was a shame, you hoped that you could at least give him a proper burial but apparently all the corpses of the people executed by the baron were given to his nightmare horses that ate human flesh. You decided to pray for his soul, and for the soul of the old lord Takable. You will have to marry his daughter, give him a grandson, he has been wrongly accused and perhaps his soul found satisfaction in vengeance now that the baron had been beheaded. You should pray for lord Random too, if he wasn't dead you would not be here, and you would still be a simple knight without any chance of inheritance and not the master of a castle, of a household army and husband of a beautiful wife. Yes, perhaps, even if the India's were pagan and dangerous, and you were sometimes homesick they were an opportunity too. It was when you thought about an old man that another one found you because Godefroi told you.

-You look lost in your thoughts monseigneur, is everything well ?

-Y... Yes Godefroi. I was thinking about the Guelph, with her bow... If some armies have many bowmen like these, Guelphs... They must be really dangerous.

-Mmmh, indeed yes.

-Look, the baron has a bit more than 300 royal guardsmen, probably 100 or more will stay after winter... Two thirds of them are not frail lasses but quite solid men, even if all Guelphs look underfed. If they can put an arrow through an apple they could easily kill levies... Even men in chainmail, imagine 70 men firing at a knight and his mount with bodkin arrows, some will touch his helmet and do nothing, or his shield, but some will get his horse, or his chest or his arm...
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>>6159584

The veteran, your mentor seemed to take time before giving an answer.

-It is perhaps the reason of the existence of these armors made of steel with ridiculous pauldrons. And the local horse's steel protections.

You smiled has he had the same conclusions as yourself.

-Yes... But why don't they use more shields, or bigger shields like the pavises. A line of pavesiers could break such an archer formation. Instead the guards have simple swords and bows. Worse many knights do not wear helmets.

-About the helmets remember this knave that I killed... Brutus Enforcer yes ? He had this headband that looked like jewelry but that by devilish magic stopped me from bashing his head with a mace, he told that it was as good as an helmet, perhaps it protects knights in time of battle...

-Not a lot wear such coronets.

-Perhaps they wear a kind of amulets, we ough to ask some local knight monseigneur.

True, you needed to ask. Or perhaps it was due to a lack of experience in war. Whatever, you decided to get back to lady Rose's tower and enjoy the afternoon.

Rose herself was sewing some tapestry and not without talent, her long fingers moved with agility and she smiled when she saw you.

-How was the recruitment Charles.

-Very well my sweet lady... And you, what are you doing... Is it a tower ?

You looked more closely at the motives on her future tapestry and were pleased to conclude that you found exactly what it was.

-It is, I am trying to make a representation of this place under the snow. We should get a view from the north tomorrow in the morning light, if you want it.

-You want to ride outside, braving the elements ?

-Am I not with a proud knight servant who will wrap a woolen cloak around me if I am cold ?

She answered with a mischievous look and a faint snicker left your lips. You got closer to the fire in her chambers and decided to tell.

-My lady, if we have enough men we lack a knight to... Command all of those. Would you happen to have some cousin or distant relative that has been knighted.. or even a squire who shall be knighted soon even if it would be better for him to be someone experienced.
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>>6159585

She smiled lightly, perhaps she understood that it was not only experience but old age that you researched. Being near a comely young man could sometimes be an incentive for the worse sentiments of a lady, courtly love, even if platonic, was often between a knight and the wife of his lord. Plus, who has not partaken in the pleasure of the flesh with his cousin ? Your first kiss (from a lady, you discounted prostitutes) was with the second daughter of your uncle and your parents themselves were twice removed cousins when they married. It was only natural. She had a playful tone.

-Someone is jealous...

-I am not...

-You are adorable Charles, and be happy that I do not take it against you. What do you think that you cannot trust me ?

-I have no doubt about you my lady, but I can have some about someone I never saw.

She understood and continued.

-You remember I wanted to write to my cousin Billy, or to his family, he must be twelve today. He could be your squire... I will write to his parents to know if some of them know a knight of some renown.

You accepted this, plus having a squire was always useful. But still, you had much to discuss.

>So you want to go to the north of your lands, in this great emptiness to view your tower... What else shall we do ?
>Do you have other cousins or family that we shall talk about ? We will need to invite them to our marriage after all.
>Your tower is far too humble for your station my lady, but after our marriage we should still give it's governance to someone. Do you have one in mind ?
>After our marriage I shall have to travel to the Duchess's lands to give her back the locket that I found, it would be good to travel to the city together.
>I saw that you have some guelphs or short scotsmens on your lands but is there demons or other vile fiends ?
>Speaking of knights to help us protect these lands is there some dangerous threat here ? The fortifications of this tower are weak but I haven't seen something dangerous even when watching from it's highest battlement.
>Speaking about your family, could you give me some stories about them. Very unfortunately, coming from afar, I am not very knowledgeable about Indian history.
>Other (write in)

Choose 3 choices maximum good sirs Plus you lose 2 mudcore since you have not anymore a "all human army" and since you engaged a woman in a man's role... She might even wear pants ! The horror !
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>>6159587

Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 840 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 51%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 77
Mudcore : 65-2 = 63

With 63 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic will not work and supernatural abilities will not work, oh, and women will lose 4 pounds of strength of course, plus in the field the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud and so your mudcore field will become a bit bigger and stronger but could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70, your field will become 200 meters wide, magical objects will lose their properties in your mudcore field just like potions, crops who came from the columbian exchange will lose their taste and a medieval disease will enter your world.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander : +20 to martial when you have to lead a cavalry charge or a cavalry attack. Works only when commanding shock or melee cavalry mounted on horses.
-Foreign Etiquette : You focus on learning Indian etiquette with Oldfossil, you gain a +10 bonus in intrigue in your interactions with the nobility of your duchy.
->Basic Literacy : Your lessons with Oldfossil and Lady Takable finally paid off and you can read and write, even if you write with errors and move your lips still when you read it is a great leap forward.

Traits :
Leader : Your magnetism on the masses is glorious and your learning of speech could encourage many men to follow you. You may choose the best of 3 rolls when you try to speak in public to convince an audience, be it the Council of Many or angry peasants.
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>>6159587
>So you want to go to the north of your lands, in this great emptiness to view your tower... What else shall we do ?
>Your tower is far too humble for your station my lady, but after our marriage we should still give it's governance to someone. Do you have one in mind ?
>Speaking of knights to help us protect these lands is there some dangerous threat here ? The fortifications of this tower are weak but I haven't seen something dangerous even when watching from it's highest battlement.
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>>6159587
>>I saw that you have some guelphs or short scotsmens on your lands but is there demons or other vile fiends ?
>Speaking of knights to help us protect these lands is there some dangerous threat here ? The fortifications of this tower are weak but I haven't seen something dangerous even when watching from it's highest battlement.
>Speaking about your family, could you give me some stories about them. Very unfortunately, coming from afar, I am not very knowledgeable about Indian history.
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>>6159587
>Your tower is far too humble for your station my lady, but after our marriage we should still give it's governance to someone. Do you have one in mind ?
>Speaking of knights to help us protect these lands is there some dangerous threat here ? The fortifications of this tower are weak but I haven't seen something dangerous even when watching from it's highest battlement.
>Speaking about your family, could you give me some stories about them. Very unfortunately, coming from afar, I am not very knowledgeable about Indian history.
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>>6159587
>Do you have other cousins or family that we shall talk about ? We will need to invite them to our marriage after all.
>Speaking about your family, could you give me some stories about them. Very unfortunately, coming from afar, I am not very knowledgeable about Indian history.
>Your tower is far too humble for your station my lady, but after our marriage we should still give it's governance to someone. Do you have one in mind ?
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You continued walking into the room, then returned near the fire, heating your hands near it and asked.

-Speaking of knights to help us protect these lands is there some dangerous threat here ? The fortifications of this tower are weak but I haven't seen something dangerous even when watching from it's highest battlement...

She reacted with amusement while continuing to sew and answered.

-No, there is not a lot of monsters here. It is a plain there is nowhere to hide. Maybe in the emptiness, we still need several day to find a barony... There is the hut of a kind of witch here, it probably kills off anything dangerous.

-A witch ! But you must burn it on the spot !

-I... I know that you have an hard-line view on it but it is beyond my lands and I never thought about sending someone to do it. Plus I am not old enough for it.

You frowned, this witch should be dealt with, letting spawns of satan do their bidding was never leading to anything good. So you told.

-You had nobody to do it, now I am here.

Rose answered.

-She lives two days to the north of this place. I do not think that it would be good to get her during the winter. And we never heard of her from a long time, several years indeed, perhaps she is already dead.

-We should send someone here.

-During the spring, perhaps..

You frowned at her and she looked at you with her adorable blue eyes, letting go of her tapestry and taking your hand.

-C... Charles... I fear for you.. I.. do not want you to take risks, even if you vanquish it, she could curse you, or you could take a cold.

>Then knit me a scarf and a woolen cape and I will not fear the cold my lady. I shall send an expedition in two days.
>Alright, I we shall deal with it in due time. During the spring, after our marriage and our travels to the city.
>Other (write in)

You then decided to change the subject, before she could try to answer. You pointed at her tapestry and told.

-Your tower is far too humble for your station my lady, but after our marriage we should still give it's governance to someone. Do you have one in mind ?

She bite her lip, clearly in deep thought, you found her sweet when she had this face and caressed her cheek, she then smiled to you and tried to rub her cheek against your hand, like a cat. And then she told.

-Your knight, Bohémond, he is a true knight like you... And Becky, together they are sweet.

-Yes they seem to appreciate eachother a lot, they will perhaps marry... Making him governor of this place, would be a good present for their marriage... I still worry... About the prophecy of this evil sorcerous Guelph..

She looked worried.

-That she is ill and would die... In several years... I... I am afraid for her too, she has always been my best friend. Or even my only friend...
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>>6160350

You kissed her on her forehead, and then on her lips and for a while you were too preoccupied with more interesting activities to pursue your conversation. She tasted sweetly like a peach or some fresh fruit in the middle of winter. You then added.

-I promised, on my honor, to find a cure, we could perhaps begin to search when we will go to the city this spring.

-It is a good idea, yes.

She nodded and you continued kissing before Ancel interrupted you by entering here, he had a fish on his hands and looked very happy. The simple fact that he had entered her personnal chambers shocked you enough, especially when he told enthusiastically.

-That's a good fishy ! Caught in in the frozen river ! Hehe !

His eyes then became big as saucers and he began to mutter.

-M... Messire... G... Gente dame I... Wrong door...

He then disappeared before you could do anything and you concluded loudly.

-It is why we need guards... Really someone should always stand with a spear before your apartments.

Her crystalline laugh was priceless, you then concluded that she needed a bigger castle. Speaking of it you decided to ask.

-Your family had all these lands, but I know nothing about it... Do you have some chronicles about it's geste ? Very unfortunately, coming from afar, I am not very knowledgeable about Indian history.

This question seemed to brighten her up very much because she kissed her cheek and left your lap where she was cuddled, your proximity with her in this small tower had done wonders to make you closer but you had forgotten propriety a bit. She jumped towards the small library that she had and found a huge tome with golden and silver decorations representing a tree, her coat of arms. She then opened it before your eyes and explained.

-The ancient house of Takable is a descendant from barbarians chieftains who ruled under petty kings far even before the Empire came on our lands and taught us feudalism and magic. We were never counts, barons or dukes, but there has always been between ten and twenty lordships where the lords bore the Takable name in Bifuria, none of them were very powerful unfortunately and we are not very close, we do not even share a coat of arms, but a common ancestor that is true. The Takables of the Duchy of Tricked are the only ones in the duchy, our lordship has been founded by an errant knight, Thighton the Thighfisted two thousand years ago.

-Two thousand years ago ?

-Yes, it was well into the age of men...

-It was before even before Christ was born ! Romans and Gauls dwelled at these times !

-I do not know about them Charles, but he chose our sigil, we were already under the Empire and every nobleman had a coat of arms.
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Already before Christ.. And already with coats of arms... Impressive... But then you remembered that the king's legists told that there was already a king of France who reigned on his lands during the times of the Romans, it was why they did not have to obey the Holy roman Emperor. And that Hector the Trojan, who knew how long ago he existed, was already a knight, were not Franks descendants of Frankus brother of Aeneas ?

You let her continue.

-Thighton Takable planted a magical white tree in the courtyard of his castle and told that as long as the tree was alive his line would survive. He then ordered to paint it on his green shield.

-Oh, I suppose we can still see it... I have seen olive trees dating from the roman times in southern France...

-No, the tree died two years after being planted but he said that it would be too costly to change his emblem. But it was held proudly by all his descendants. By the way Charles, you intend to use both of our coats of arms for our son's arms ?

-Of course, I have thought about quartering it since I already split mine with those of Lord Random.

She looked enthusiastic.

-It is excellent, I will enjoy sewing it everywhere on his things when we will have a baby. It should be on his lintle and on his clothes and...

-Yes, yes of course my lady... And about history.

-Yes, of course... Let us see...

Your sweet fiancée then explained you every episode of their history, how they befriended the so called "dwarves" to build their fortress, how they expanded their holdings against the neighbouring families and cleared the monsters and bandits around the Queste and Waifue rivers, sometimes invasions destroyed all the lands and they remained quite sparsely populated, when Rose talked about Lasthold in particular the story was interesting.

-My ancestors built this tower 800 years ago to keep the nomads living in the great emptiness at bay. It was founded as a romantical spot by Luckyon Takable, it is high in the style of the elves, he had an half-elf wife you know. We have a small amount of elven blood, there have been some marriage, the last one five hundred years ago.

-It can explain your enchanting beauty.
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>>6160353

She became red, giggled like a little girl and continued.

-Then the first tower was destroyed after thirty years, the nomads attacked the lands of Notso Takable but he pushed them back and killed many of them ordering to cut their heads and plant them on spikes on the border. His son then tried to conquer them, he was called Hover Takable but he got killed in an ambush in an horrible way, they captured him and quartered him then they pillaged all our lands and the baron of Someplace had to intervene to help us, after stabilising the situation he bartered a marriage between Nowgot Takable, son of Hover and the daughter of Brutor, the chieftain of the nomads. Unfortunately the marriage, who was celebrated near the river, ended up being a trap and the nomads killed everyone, the baron of Someplace, Nowgot and two of his brothers. Only a nephew escaped, Yourlandis Takable. He will consacrate all the fourty years of his reign to the systematical extermination of the nomads. He will impale them to mark the boundaries of his lands, destroy them when they searched water, pursue them with cavalry and even mercenaries on griffins and pegasuses, endebting himself to gnomish bankers until none of them survived. According to legend, before he rebuilt Lasthold he executed the last one of the nomadic shamans himself on the "red rock" north of there and this wizard cursed him, telling that his family will have a lust for blood for generations... Sometimes I... I fear that it is the reason of my...

You caressed her kindly and stroked her hair.

-My lady, he seemed to be already a severe man, I am sure that this is just superstition, and those who believe in the lord fear no magic... By the way, these nomads had no honor and were pagans, so they had it coming.

She smiled a bit and nodded.

-Y... Yes... You are right.

She then told that four centuries ago one of her ancestors Surly was marshal of the royal armies and build some fortresses to keep the barbarians from pouring from the north.
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>>6160354

Two branches of the family apparently even established their holdings there, in the Northern march. Two centuries later her ancestors accompanied, like all Bifurians, the Emperor Innocent Genocide to completely cleanse the barbarians from the northern mountains and pushed them towards the Northern Tundra the new marshal, Marshal Pettylades decided to call the new forts founded on the north of the mountains by his own name instead of honoring his predecessor, so they was no "Fort Surly Takable".
There were conflicts with B'beg the terrible, and a last barbarian invasion who completely ransacked the lands and was finally pushed back, new forts were built in the impassable passes but despite the Takable's petition.

It was already late when she finished, but it was a glorious history, a very glorious history indeed spanning many years. Still, this curse story would need to be examined, you shall ask Father François, but of course better not to tell this to Rose, she could get worried. She then looked at you, and you decided to react.

>I am sure that we will build a fort with the name of your ancestor, this injustice must stop. Or petition the king to make it gigantic.
>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
>So you tell me that first your family was friends with the short scotsmen, and then with the guelphs ?
>Is there some poems or chansons de geste written about your ancestors ? Some could have inspired poets.
>These barbarians seem to be a curse on these lands, I have heard that they besieged Local many years ago...
>Other (write in)
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>>6160355
>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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>>6160350
>Alright, I we shall deal with it in due time. During the spring, after our marriage and our travels to the city.
Good time for a campaign
>>6160355
>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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>>6160350
>>Alright, I we shall deal with it in due time. During the spring, after our marriage and our travels to the city.

>>6160355
>>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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>>6160350
>Alright, I we shall deal with it in due time. During the spring, after our marriage and our travels to the city.

>>6160355
>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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>>6160350
>Alright, I we shall deal with it in due time. During the spring, after our marriage and our travels to the city.


>>6160355
>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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>>6160355
>>The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?
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Of course messire

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You agreed to go after that witch during the spring, trying to travel two days to the north then return two days later in the middle of winter would be foolish. Especially if nobody had heard of the witch, four days of travels to see a dead old woman would not be worth it.

About the fascinating story of Rose's line you decided to ask about the nearest landmark.

-The red rock ? North of there ? Can we see the place tomorrow or is it too far away, perhaps old battlefields still remain ?

She smiled and nodded.

-With winter not a lot will be visible, and the battlefields exist but the dead have decayed and have been buried long ago. Still, the red rock is two hours north of there, perhaps three if the snow is too deep but today it's quite thin. We could see it of course.

She seemed happy with it and the next day you rode joyfully with her, Bohémond, Becky and Godefroi accompanied by two guardsmen who rode quickly. There was much mirth in your convoy the snow was beginning to melt, the last days having simply been a wave of cold. You rode well and Rose insisted, after an hour, to stop to try to sew a bit and compare her models with her isolated tower in the light of the morning.
You let her sew, and Becky too since she wanted to continue to make her art while you spoke with Bohémond and Godefroi about these great empty plains, there was no such thing in France, Champagne was fertile, it's hills and plains full of villages, vineyards and fields, protected by castles and tended by a happy peasantry. Every day the bells of the churches marked the time and rythmef the existence of everyone. This was civilisation. Here you were in a new kind of savagery, not the forest full of beasts or the mountain full of basques, aragonese, navarrese or other barely human rabble speaking incomprehensible dialects. It was the great emptiness of man, questioning the meaning of your existence, it could be frightening.

It forced you to think, taking you by the head, you preferred far more practical dangers. At least the beautiful sky dominated the landscape, such characteristics reminded you of Champagne, it was not the ever changing sky of the Norman coast, it was more calm, more serene but still able to show God's wrath by hitting you with a terrible rain.

You continued to ride and saw, finally, a quite small rock of red stone, high as two thirds of a man. There were some other rocks in these plains as if someone threw them from a gigantic trebuchet and left them there sprawling.

Once the ladies were ready and you had already decided to kill your boredom by sparring with Bohémond with swords and snowballs,a very solemn activity that was absolutely and truly serious, even if your old Godefroi laughed at it, you continued towards this red rock covered on it's top by a thins pellicle of snow.
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Some minstrel would say that it was tragic to come celebrating to the place of the death of the last member of an entire people but as a warrior you understood that they had it coming. If you do not want to get killed do not raid the feudal demesne of the local nobility. These knaves were no better than bandits, the vikings of old who prayed pagan gods or even Saracens who took slaves in southern France after disembarking from their swift galleys. In other words, they had it coming.

Once you were near the red rock and were about to come nearby Rose explained you.

-See, it is from here, in the middle of the plains that Yourlandis Takable finally put an end to his ennemies. It is said that the rock became red after being tainted by the blood of the last chaman.

Another Schamann, you remembered the German that you vanquished with his Ghibellines. Perhaps these barbarian nomads have been led by an old German, you pitied them, if it was so you were relative kin, even if they were direct descendants from the Trojans the Franks were a Germanic tribe.

Still these were heathens and not your brothers in Christ. You wanted to climb on the stone to see the view when Becky told.

-My lord... It... It is said that the stone is cursed and that those who touch it will have visions of great blood.

Rose sighed.

-We climbed on it when we were little girls and nothing special happened. And your father too did not believe in it... While being the kindest man that exists.

Yes... Indeed, it was a superstition. You decided to try to climb on it thinking about the events but, as you put your hand on the stone, it was if something strange happened.

Some men said that they saw God, you tended to believe them, but what you saw now, what you felt now was more than strange. It was as if you were pulled from this place in space and time, from your body. The white flash that you saw before your eyes reminded you of the one that was when you were transported in India and for a moment you feared that something like this happened. You felt a great anguish for the risk of leaving your beloved and your companions, but it was as if a reassuring breeze calmed you, and your blood changed itself into liquid, glowing gold pouring into your veins and filling it with courage. You were sure that it was a sign of the divine and you did the sign of the cross, praying the Holy Virgin for protection. It was when you were assaulted by hundreds of images, all blurry all surrounding you in a kind of sphere while you were as suspended in the sky, perhaps flying or perhaps being held by invisible strings. Calmed by this Godly presence but still surrounded by blurry images of blood and battle you tried to understand what was happening, and failed for it was probably beyond the reason of man. You tried to look, to concentrate around you, to understand what happened.

>Look to the left
>Look to the right
>Look before you
>Look behind you
>Look upwards
>Look downwards
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>>6161737
>Look before you
Pagan or divine? Call it
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>>Look upwards
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>>Look behind you
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>>Look upwards
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This is the great question.

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You decided to look upwards, after all God was in the sky and if he was here you had to look up to see if he is here. And, as if to answer your faith, a powerful ray of light hit through these blurry scenes of death, and you received, perhaps illumination. This blinding light rendered you unable to see anything for a moment, your mind only in prayer, hoping for the Lord to protect you and the Holy Virgin to take pity upon you. It was when you remarked that you were hot, terribly hot, and it was as if sand hit your head... Wait... Sand ? In winter... No, no, no, no, you remembered this hotness, this place. You never were here physically, but the strange.. Experience that you had in the tomb of the brother of Leman, the desert, the saracens... You tried to advance under this blinding light when you saw a sea of tents... An host, a mighty host, but not a host of infidels, no, there were crosses on the banner and you saw several men in mail with christian helmets but sometimes with turbans and parts of clothes around them as to protect against the heath. But... It was absurd ? The crusades were no more, Acre has fallen 8 years ago to the great sadness of Christendom.

You did the sign of the cross, how was it possible ? Perhaps it was a raid from Cyprus, yes, probably, it was still in the hands of honest christians. You advanced and, as in your last experience a sentinel posted right before you ignored you, as if you were invisible. You continued and what shocked you was the vision of the main tent, in the middle of this army of perhaps four or five thousand men. It bore the emblem of the realm of Jerusalem, an entity today inexistant. Had a new crusade been declared in your absence ? Has God sent you this sign so that you assemble an army of Indians to march against the infidels from the East ?

You moved towards the tent, and entered it, and what you saw shocked you to the core. The banners, the emblems on the tabards... Ibelin, Granier, Courtenay, Châtillon... And the man, the very young, practically a boy, but very tired king who had to be transported in a chair and seemed to point towards the men, he had the coat of arms of the kingdom of Jerusalem on his tabard. And the bandages, he was a leper... By Saint Denis, it was Baudouin IV of Jerusalem, the leper king... And the men... Dead, they were all dead a century ago ! The brothers Baudouin and Balian d'Ibelin, Renaud de Sidon, Josselin de Courtenay, and Renaud de Châtillon... The last one, a champenois compatriot of yours, did not look like his descendant, he was taller, with a face that was once probably beautiful but now hard and marked by deprivation and torture, still he looked like to like battle. He seemed to be bored. You looked then around and saw two serious men who discussed, the Grand Masters of the Templar and Hospitalier orders, Eudes de Saint Amand and... If you remembered it well Roger de Moulins.
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It was more or less a reunion of french noblemen far away from home, like you... Men that you had listened epics about.But why... Why seeing them... You tried to recover from the shock and listen to their conversation. Renaud Granier, count of Sidon, was speaking, his simple crest of a chief of gold on a blue field was enough to recognize him, he looked like he was in his forties with a tired face.

-My son, messeigneurs...

Why did he called him is son ? He was'nt his father... Perhaps he was stepfather of the king, they seemed to be close.

-The enemy has captured the arrière ban that we had called and left the siege of Ascalon, he thinks that the realm is ripe for the taking, Saladin sends his dogs to rampage the countryside. Ramla has fallen, he pursues to Mirabel and Lydda. And probably wants to march right towards Jerusalem after taking them. According to rumours he has ordered to kill the prisoners that slow him too much.

There was much consternation amongst the barons, the arrière ban, rear-banners, was the reserve, made of armed peasants or knights too old or too young to ride with the ban, convoked only in time of great peril. Clearly the situation seemed dire. The young king answered, tiredly.

-I pray the Lord for victory, but against such multitude, we only have a meagre host... At least you came Grandmaster.

The templar spoke, his coat was full of sand and dust, as someone who had ridden a long time.

-I brought you my 80 knights, all of them armed and armored, we are ready to march at dawn.

One of the two d'Ibelin, the older, who was soon supported by the younger, added.

-We must attack now, before the enemy has the time to regroup.

-Yes, arrange a battle, and try to kill their leader, they will scatter.

De Moulins, the hospitaller, speaking with a Norman accent that was almost comical, answered the king.

-Even with 80 templars we have less than five hundred knights, and five thousand foot and light horses, against a host six times that numbers. The enemy has turkish horse archers, mamelukes and the best troops that the infidels can assemble. An open battle will not end in our favor vostre majesté.

-And what do you suggest ?

-We shall do a maneuver, try to attack their supply lines, give the city some time to prepare to a siege. Hope for reinforcements from the christian states, you had written to king Louis and...

-And he has answered that he could not spare any men... Nor could the venetians... We are alone...

This was met by consternation by everyone, everyone but Châtillon, an experienced warrior who advanced and fixed everyone with his blue eyes. He hit the table with his fist, perhaps in a too uncouth manner, and told.

-And to hell with them... Majesty, messeigneurs, we are not as numerous as the enemy, that is not important, the strength of our cavalry, and the element of surprise will be enough. But we will not march right towards Saladin, no....
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>>6162268

He did some gesture with his hand.

-We will pass by the desert, march quickly, the enemy is slower, we will come to him by the North East, not the South. Then we will come to his rear. He has an important baggage train, especially after having pillaged the countryside, we will plow through it like a knife through butter.

The younger d'Ibelin protested.

-This is madness, the desert, half our men will die there !

Courtenay approved for a moment.

-With all due respect monseigneur, some of the men are tired, others, not well.

It was about the king, everyone understood but Châtillon answered.

-Even if we have 300 men, that is not important, it is the morale of the men. I have passed fifteen years in the geols of the infidels, I do not wish to be captured again... But I know that they will scatter once they see that the battle is not to their advantage.

The grandmaster of the templars approved of the plan too, against those two lasts. Finally, the young king spoke, his frail voice trying to explain.

-I... I know that I shall not have the strenght to lead our men in battle, but if the men shall keep faith in victory, I will need to be here. Let us march, with the True Cross and under their king. Renaud, you will command the host, we leave at dawn.

You knew the rest, you knew all of it, it was history, and you felt extatic to be able to see it. When everything faded to white again you knew that the crusaders managed to surprise their ennemy, and that only 300 knights, who had survived, surprised 30 000 saracens and put them to flight, you were sure that the chance to witness this victory, considered as a miracle of God, was some sign, some symbol. You remembered that you had an ancestor there... And when you could see a small, half arid plain where a kind of small half dry river crossing was full of scrambling infidels. Their baggage train was here, some troops were returning from raids and riding towards it, because up a hill you saw it, with your own eyes.

The True Cross, it was raised, the Lord chose to show you the True Cross, where He was crucified and died for the sins of mankind, you fell to your knees, just like the young king, and the rest of the crusader army. Praying symbolically you closed your eyes. It was a miracle, a true miracle, and when you saw no more the true Cross but a snowy rock near you, and the face of Rose, and some of your companions you were a bit lost. Godefroi asked you, his familiar face with his wrinkles and nose perhaps too red because of the cold and too much love for wine seeming strange after such mystical experience.

-Monseigneur, is everything well ?

By Saint Denis, how ? It seemed that you returned just when you "left", it... it could make sense, God existed beyond such concepts has time, He was there before the creation of the world. But why sending you this. Why ? The True Cross and the victory of a few good christians against many heathens. You decided to answer still...
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>>6162270

>"Yes, yes, I am well Godefroi..."
>"God sent me a vision."
>Nod and try to touch the stone again, the vision was perhaps incomplete, you did not see the battle.
>Kneel and do the sign of the cross, this could only be answered by prayer.
>"Yes, yes... By the way, Becky, tell me, this stone.. What are the legends about this vision."
>Other (write in)

In plus roll an intrigue check please, as to help you understand what is this all about.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6162272
>Kneel and do the sign of the cross, this could only be answered by prayer.
>"Yes, yes... By the way, Becky, tell me, this stone.. What are the legends about this vision."
It was holy
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>>6162272
>"God sent me a vision."
>Kneel and do the sign of the cross, this could only be answered by prayer.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6162272
et le lancer de dés, désolé!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6162272
>>Kneel and do the sign of the cross, this could only be answered by prayer.
>>"Yes, yes... By the way, Becky, tell me, this stone.. What are the legends about this vision."
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>>6162324
Of course, by the way all of you passed the test.

>>6162341
>>6162343
Merci bien, mon fidèle banneret !

>>6162808

Inspired by this mystical experience you knelt before the rock and did the sign of the cross. Some people watched and by instinct your knights did it too. But at first you did not care about it, you prayed, you prayed hard. Thinking about reciting the Pater Noster before doing the sign of the cross and continuing. You tried to ask the Lord.

-Ô Lord, explain me, please, explain to your humble servant what you meant, you sent me a vision, a sign, but I am clueless to interpret it... Should I act bravely, like the young king... Or count on the fear of heathens and surprise, as Renaud did when he exposed his plan ? Was it to give me courage. Or was it meaning that pagans are not subject to the rules of honorable battle ? The Pope himself told that crossbows can be used against them and that you did not have to agree on a field of battle or stop hostilities on sundays against them... Ô Lord explain me please.

You continued to pray and recoiled almost immediately, images flashed of the battle. You saw heathens fleeing in absolute fear of the charge, Courtenay and the Ibelin brothers charging through ennemy infantry with their knights, hospitaliers breaking ennemy heavily armored cavalry. Even the young king on his horse hitting some fleeing enemy with his sword. Châtillon was charging, his sword full of blood and barking orders while cutting left and right. It was at this moment that you heard him scream.

-Villeroi ! There is prisoners alive here, cut their chains and let them arm themselves and order the men at arms to do it before they start pillaging the camp.

By Saint Denis, a man looking like you, André de Villeroi probably, a distant ancestor who married a burgundian Noblewoman... He nodded and stopped a man from trying to grope a female slave probably from the harem of an infidel leader... Was this man strangely looking like Ancel ? And they broke the chains of a group of christian prisonners who began to attack the saracens too. Efficiency first. Yes...
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>>6162960

Efficiency... You opened your eyes and almost lost, as everyone looked at you, the Christians, by reflex, were in prayer. And you asked.

-By the way, Becky, tell me, this stone.. What are the legends about these visions.

She seemed afraid and began to whisper with your lady. She told.

-It... It can give visions of victory or defeat... It... It is said that it gives tactics on how to destroy your enemies, or how to be destroyed and can curse some people... It is said that those...

Rose answered.

-It is superstitious nonsense...

-It can give glimpses of the future... I have read a book about it, if you look to the left when in a vision you see the past, before you you see the present and to the right you see the future... It gives it rarely... Did you... You see the future ?

You wanted to answer but were a bit struck.. You looked upwards, not to your own future, but to God, granting Him the power to show you what you wanted. Before you could tell you had an illumination, of course, the strategy, God Himself has intervened and had clearly given you instructions. Instructions on how to win against the infidels. The cunning battle plan, the panic of the heathens, the True Cross, the need to free the prisoners before pillaging you understood clearly now. You murmured.

-Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Church... So it makes them four... Whatever...

And you understood that you had not to be afraid, you did not know against whom there will be conflict, probably the lord of Darkplace, or other vile scum but you were ready. You knew what to do, strike them before they could muster an answer. God had granted you a vision of victory. This will be by this way that you could use your victory. Your companions looked at you, wanting to ask questions.

>Explain your vision.
>Do not explain it.

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You gain a bonus good sirs, in a battle, if one time during a battle or a campaign your plan will include Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Church nobody shall expect it and you could choose the best of your three rolls instead of doing the average of the three.

You gain +1 piety and lose 1 mudcore.
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>>6162961

Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 840 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 51%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 77+1 = 78
Mudcore : 63-1 = 62

With 62 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic will not work and supernatural abilities will not work, oh, and women will lose 4 pounds of strength of course, plus in the field the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud and so your mudcore field will become a bit bigger and stronger but could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70, your field will become 200 meters wide, magical objects will lose their properties in your mudcore field just like potions, crops who came from the columbian exchange will lose their taste and a medieval disease will enter your world.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander : +20 to martial when you have to lead a cavalry charge or a cavalry attack. Works only when commanding shock or melee cavalry mounted on horses.
-Foreign Etiquette : You focus on learning Indian etiquette with Oldfossil, you gain a +10 bonus in intrigue in your interactions with the nobility of your duchy.
->Basic Literacy : Your lessons with Oldfossil and Lady Takable finally paid off and you can read and write, even if you write with errors and move your lips still when you read it is a great leap forward.

Traits :
Leader : Your magnetism on the masses is glorious and your learning of speech could encourage many men to follow you. You may choose the best of 3 rolls when you try to speak in public to convince an audience, be it the Council of Many or angry peasants.
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>>6162961
>>Explain your vision.
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>>6162961
>Explain your vision.
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>>6162961
>Explain your vision.
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>>6162961
>Explain your vision.
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>>6163048
>>6163073
>>6163087

You decided to explain your vision, after all everyone was looking at you and you told with a strong voice.

-I saw a vision, sent to me by Our Lord Jesus Christ who has been crucified in Jerusalem and Resurrected three days later ! Listen to me, I saw the deserts ! An endless expanse of sand...

Godefroi, who had been to the crusades of king Saint Louis told you.

-With a blue cloudless sky and a sun that blinds everyone and hits heavily on the heads ?

-Yes... Yes ! I saw it ! And I saw a crusading host ! A host that was from the past ! The host of the king of Jerusalem ! Four thousand soldiers, before the battle of Montgisard, I saw all the crusader lords, the heroes of the battle, the leper king, the Ibelin Brothers...

Bohémond asked you, interested.

-You saw the young king Baudouin leading the troops ?

-He... Prayed before the Holy Cross, I saw it... Beautiful, the Cross where Our Lord was crucified.

All did the sign of the cross, only Rose and Becky who seemed to be at a loss about what you were talking about before you continued.

-But Châtillon led the battle, the king was too weak, even if he fought a little and was on his horse...

Bohémond frowned.

-This is not what is written in the songs...

This made you think, perhaps... Perhaps the song and account had been changed, the Lord wanted to show you... The truth probably, you thought too that the saracens were surprised directly but now it appeared that they simply had not enough time to regroup but saw the crusaders coming since the prayer before the cross was in view of them, striking them with terror. God had the goodness to show you how it was, and not how the minstrels sung. You wondered if it was true for many other battles... You then added.

-I... I know, I saw my ancestor too, André de Villeroi. God gave me insight, he told me what to do in case of battle. He wants to inspire us.

The men did the sign of the cross and finally Rose asked you.

-Charles, I am very happy but, the king ? The Crusades ? Mont... Gisard ? Who are all these people ?

You smiled towards her, it would be a long discussion...

-You, see, Rose, in the year of our lord 1099 the Pope Urbain II from the city of Clermont called all the knights...
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>>6163188

You spoke recounted and told tales about these times when you rode back towards the tower and during the evening Bohémond sung songs about the crusades, of Thibaut de Champagne and other famous minstrels who sung of such glory, he was entertaining with his luthe. And Rose, who loved tales of chivalry listened wide eyed with her handmaiden. Finally, even the ladies asked "Why don't we have holy wars here ? That seems sooo romantic." so you passed your time well. It was only during the evening that Rose demanded you to come near and asked in a small voice.

-Charles... I thought about the stone... And... If it seems that your God has sent you a message... I... Fear for a thing. This stone is told to be not only an omen of seeing the future but an omen of war... And your vision, perhaps it was the stone, perhaps the divinity... But war or not... Promise me to be careful.

-Of course, I shall be my lady.

She then looked at you and you kissed. Still she told.

-But even about all of this... Do... You really think that there will be a war soon ?

To be sincere you planned a limited feudal war, like those that happened all the time but since they were rare and forbidden in these lands you understood that war was seen as cataclysmic by Indians. They lived with tales of peoples entirely killed, of barbarians rampaging all their lands 60 years ago... Or something like that. You saw that despite all these romantics depictions of war Rose had the soft heart of a woman and she feared for you. You then answered her.

>Not this year my lady, it is already winter "chuckle".
>Kiss her
>Perhaps, perhaps not, the realm does not seem to be as stable as we could have thought.
>Perhaps, we heard a lot about this B'beg fellow, he does not seem to be inactive for too long
>We never know my lady, these decisions do not depend upon us.
>If I manage to obtain what I want we will crush the Lord of Darkplace in battle.
>No my lady, India seems to be an exceptionaly peaceful land.
>Other (write in)
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>>6163189
>Perhaps, we heard a lot about this B'beg fellow, he does not seem to be inactive for too long
It’s a toss up
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>>6163189
>Perhaps, perhaps not, the realm does not seem to be as stable as we could have thought.
>We never know my lady, these decisions do not depend upon us.
It's in God's hands. We'll do as The Lord dictates, and conduct ourselves with good Christian chivalry in any case.
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>>6163189
>>Perhaps, we heard a lot about this B'beg fellow, he does not seem to be inactive for too long
>>We never know my lady, these decisions do not depend upon us.
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>>6163205
A pessimistic view good sir.

>>6163217
Of course, as befits our position.

>>6163516

You told her, in a calm and carefree tone, to not make her afraid.

-Perhaps, we heard a lot about this B'beg fellow, he does not seem to be inactive for too long.

-This is not reassuring...

-We never know my lady, these decisions do not depend upon us. It is in God's hands.

She seemed to be afraid and you took her hands in yours to reassure her. The next two days were then quite sweet but you had to leave, after all the tower was well guarded now and you had to deal with your own lands. The farewells with Rose were quite long but as many men before you you had to choose duty before love, even if a separation was always painful despite the fact that you will see eachother again in a few months. You almost fell ill on the road back home and sat in your great hall, Oldfossil your precious councillor explained you that unfortunately the early snow could have had a detrimental effect on your apple trees you hoped that not too much would be lost.

Whatever, you had a winter to pass, this dead season was not a moment of huge activities, building was stalled because of the cold, crops could not grow and we waited with what we had reaped before, you were perhaps a bit tight on it. Travelling was hard and in general you spent the season like a bear, hibernating. Still, you had three and half months to "kill" if you could say that, and you expected to use your time for something more productive than drinking beer (even if it was excellent). What would it be (besides eating and drinking a lot during the cold season) ?
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>>6163633

>Spar in the courtyard, your defeat at the hands of lady Sue still stings at your pride. You shall use the winter months to train even under hard conditions. (Combat roll)
>Hunt in winter, nothing is better than a winter hunt, be it the bear, the boar, the wolf or any exotic winter beast (combat roll)
>Try to design an effective barding for your horses in case of war and make your blacksmiths do it, it shall cost you money that you do not have now but it could be useful later, then train your horses to don it (combat roll)
>Discuss deeply with Oldfossil and read treaties about the land and it's people, you need to know a lot to become a better lord (Rulership roll)
>Try to encourage conversions amongst tour population, you have to christianise them all or at least try. Father François will be very useful in it (Rulership roll)
>Listen to the pleas of your people and councilors and try to rule fairly, see if there is some need to change or better some pagan customs of India (Rulership roll)
>Try to better your relationship with a part of your subjects be it the inhabitants of a place (Cresus Farms, the Dwarven community) or those of a particular trade (lumberjacks, farmers, cattle herders) and listen to their pleas (Intrigue roll) [you can choose this option multiple times for different categories of the people, some will be more numerous and harder to please than others]
>Try to know deeper one of your courtiers or inhabitants of the castle and spend time with them (chose whom and roll an intrigue roll) [This choice can be taken multiple times]
>Try to send messengers to one of the nearby noblemen to keep contact with them and maintain relationships for the foreseable future (choose whom and roll an intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)

Choose 3 choices good sirs, with 3 rolls please, so 3d100, I shall do the average of the different rolls for the different choices. If you have a write in it will be a roll too (I shall choose what it will be but it will be what is closest).

Of course since it will be Christmas I will hibernate too, and hope that you hibernate too and pass a good time with your family, I shall be able to answer back the 26. Merry Christmas to you all good sirs !
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Rolled 35, 13, 58 = 106 (3d100)

>>6163634
>Spar in the courtyard, your defeat at the hands of lady Sue still stings at your pride. You shall use the winter months to train even under hard conditions. (Combat roll)
>Try to encourage conversions amongst tour population, you have to christianise them all or at least try. Father François will be very useful in it (Rulership roll)
>Listen to the pleas of your people and councilors and try to rule fairly, see if there is some need to change or better some pagan customs of India (Rulership roll)
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Rolled 63, 99, 65 = 227 (3d100)

>>6163634
>Spar in the courtyard, your defeat at the hands of lady Sue still stings at your pride. You shall use the winter months to train even under hard conditions. (Combat roll)
>Try to encourage conversions amongst tour population, you have to christianise them all or at least try. Father François will be very useful in it (Rulership roll)
>Listen to the pleas of your people and councilors and try to rule fairly, see if there is some need to change or better some pagan customs of India (Rulership roll)
Merry Christmas QM
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Rolled 43, 36, 30 = 109 (3d100)

>>6163634
>Try to encourage conversions amongst tour population, you have to christianise them all or at least try. Father François will be very useful in it (Rulership roll)
>Listen to the pleas of your people and councilors and try to rule fairly, see if there is some need to change or better some pagan customs of India (Rulership roll)
>Try to better your relationship with a part of your subjects be it the inhabitants of a place (Cresus Farms, the Dwarven community) or those of a particular trade (lumberjacks, farmers, cattle herders) and listen to their pleas (Intrigue roll)
Dwarves
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>>6163634
>Reassess the female guardsmen, especially the guelphs, in light of what you discovered in Rose's lands
>Try to send messengers to one of the nearby noblemen to keep contact with them and maintain relationships for the foreseable future (choose whom and roll an intrigue roll)
>Hunt in winter, nothing is better than a winter hunt, be it the bear, the boar, the wolf or any exotic winter beast (combat roll)
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Rolled 51, 69, 37 = 157 (3d100)

>>6163634
Oh, and a roll.

Merry Christmas, QM!
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>>6163634
>Hunt in winter, nothing is better than a winter hunt, be it the bear, the boar, the wolf or any exotic winter beast (combat roll)
>Try to encourage conversions amongst tour population, you have to christianise them all or at least try. Father François will be very useful in it (Rulership roll)
>Listen to the pleas of your people and councilors and try to rule fairly, see if there is some need to change or better some pagan customs of India (Rulership roll)
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>>6163644
>>6163670
>>6163678
>>6164486
>>6164727

MERRY CHRISTMAS dear bannermen, I hope that you found joy on this day and had many presents. I am back and I am glad to write to you... The rolls have been quite bad unfortunately and if two choices have been chosen (Conversions and Trying to rule) sparring and hunting got 2 votes each so I will allow you to break the tie, after all we are talking about a 3 months interval. Since there was a 99 rolled, a critical failure, I decided to even add a flavorful event. I hope you enjoy it.

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It was harsh to admit but the winter did not pass very well. You tried to focus on your lordly duties, first trying to convert the people. It was... Moderately effective. Of course some good and honest men were converted yes, you even had the first proper Christian burial of the lordship, of an old woman who did not survive winter, Paradise was her name... You hoped that she was now in the place where the name came from, near God and His angels but many more remained neutral and even hostile. It was sometimes after what Father François considered to be Christmas that you saw something awful breaking the cheer of such a good day in the middle of winter. Some scum, some vermin, dared to throw a torch and try to burn down the church.

Notre dame de Local, the first Christian church in India was the victim of a tentative of arson who burned a small part of it. Apparently pagans thought that monotheism was a kind of blasphemy against their idols. You needed to riposte. But how ? Some like Godefroi defended harsh measures when Oldfossil, who knew the locals, told that it if the punishment should be harsh it should not be too violent, Father François even told that you should give the criminal, if caught, a chance to repent, to show him the Lord's mercy, if he refused burning him alive should be more than appropriate. You agreed with it, burning an arsonist had something ironic in it.

But still, you needed to catch the dastardly scum who did it. Should you try to lead the inquiry yourself or give it to one of your retainers ?
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>>6165593

>You shall do it yourself first by interrogating the witnesses who were there around the church this night.
>Oldfossil should lead the inquiry, he knows all the peasants of the region.
>Godefroi is a good knight and he had to find bandits sometimes. You can trust him.
>Bohémond is young, he can prove himself by bringing the Guilty one.
>Father François's church has been ransacked, he is beloved by a part of the community, he can probably find the culprit.
>Brother Louis has dealt with infidels in the past during the crusades and even interacted in a half friendly way with them, he can perhaps understand who did it.
>Captain Crumbling is captain of the guard, his job is to find this kind of ne'er do wells, he has many decades of experience, he should find them easily.
>Elana is skilled in subterfuge and a fervent Christian, she should be useful to spy on the potential seditious peasants and find the culprit.
>You do not pay mercenaries for nothing. Bob Denarius is not stupid, he could do a fine job finding the scum who did this.
>Who knows how to smell tracks well ? And to do dirty work ? Ancel ! He shall be useful.
>This is a work for adventurers, we should contact one of their guilds, perhaps one of those where we haven't killed anyone yet, and write a contract. It would be a curious and entertaining experiment.
>Other (write in)
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>>6165594

Besides one other occupation of your winter was trying to govern your fief with fairness and goodwill. Unfortunately it was not very effective. Yes you listened to them, yes you thought about their opinions but it appeared that everyone thought only about it's interest. Each peasant was begging to have a parcel of land near the river instead of it's neighbor, or paying less taxes while it's neighbour will pay more and you were tangled up in a terrible mess, it was only at the end that you understood that listening to the people was an error. The people was made to be ruled, not listened, and only the wise decisions as a nobleman, taken as a force of nature and not as something that you can sway could keep them in check. Unfortunately, of course, you had lost so much time to listen to the pleas of the populace that word got out that you could be swayed by honeyed words by the middle of winter. So you had to order your guards to beat much people with batons and whip other at the end of the cold season. Why could not they behave normally ? Probably paganism... But you thought that peasants in France were not so different. That and the arsonists that tried to burn the church disenchanted you with the populace as a whole, you decided to only listen to those of noble birth, it would be simpler.
To end on a positive note you respected king Saint Louis even more for his ability to be fair to the commoners when they were not even fair to themselves. You prayed for his intercession to guide you, but to no avail, perhaps you should dedicate a chapel to the canonised king one day.

The only joyful time that you had between the cold and the problems was dedicated to two genuinely amusing activities : hunting and sparing in the courtyard. To hunt wolves and boars in winter was a great training for war and an enjoyable endeavour. You felt your blood rush when you pursued the beasts be it in the plains or the forest or when you ended it with your boar spear, the barking of the dogs, the joyful participation of everyone, including Oldfossil when he was on his pills (besides Brother Louis who had sworn to only hunt the lion as a brother Templar).

The other activity was more demanding but helped you end the stress, you fought hard, not looking at the time after all battle could come under heavy snow too, even in a small scale skirmish because rare were those who could feed an army through winter. You were training every day when you were not hunting until your arms were sore. The fact that you lost, because you slipped, against a woman was shameful enough, you decided not to slip and to train to fight even on ice... Let us say that you fell a lot before finding your footing. Still, you had the sense that you needed to train more, be it by fighting or by hunting.

>Focus on the hunt
>Focus on sparring
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>>6165594
>Elana is skilled in subterfuge and a fervent Christian, she should be useful to spy on the potential seditious peasants and find the culprit.

>>6165595
>>Focus on sparring
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>>6165594
>Oldfossil should lead the inquiry, he knows all the peasants of the region.
I believe offering them a chance of repentance to show them mercy is good, but follow oldfossils advice afterwards
>>6165595
>Focus on sparring
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>>6165595
>>Focus on sparring
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>>6165594
>Elana is skilled in subterfuge and a fervent Christian, she should be useful to spy on the potential seditious peasants and find the culprit.

>>6165595
>Focus on the hunt
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>>6165594
>Elana is skilled in subterfuge and a fervent Christian, she should be useful to spy on the potential seditious peasants and find the culprit.
>Who knows how to smell tracks well ? And to do dirty work ? Ancel ! He shall be useful.
Together!

>>6165595
>Focus on sparring
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>>6165801
Excellent idea good sir, but it seems that it is always a small minority who is always right. I think that it is the better proof of the supremacy of the aristocratic form of government that we defend so much.

>>6166032
>>6166159

>>6166224
This too was a grandiose idea, Elana and Ancel form an epic team together.

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You decided to send someone to deal with the arsonist problem. You knew exactly the person. Elana was crafty, clever, knew how to infiltrate in any fortress and you were sure that she could track any criminal too. She was very religious now and was at all the masses, and often with Father François. You ordered her, before Oldfossil and your knights.

-Elana, I want you to find the scoundrel who put a torch to the church.

-My lord, it's an honour but...

She seemed unsure of herself and you understood. She was young and inexperienced, you reassured her.

-I know that you can do it. Trust your capacities, you are subtle and clever, I am certain that you will be able to end this story.

She slowly nodded and simply told.

-Yes my lord.

Oldfossil, once she left, raised some doubts about her ability to do it, she was young after all and he told that assassins like her were better at committing crimes than solving them. You answered him that since she wanted to do another thing than killing people she should be motivated and will have some skills.

Despite your previously mostly unsuccessful moments when you tried to rule your subjects and convert them you spent most of your time (when you were not on a hunt), sparring in the courtyard. You sparred twice as normal, four hours a day, Bohémond having more vigour to follow you, the guardsmen being often out of shape and Godefroi and Brother Louis, if they were good at the beginning of the day, even better than you, being worse at the day's end. Bob Denarius was a quite good swordsman too but not as skilled as a knight. Speaking of your guardsmen this regime maintained them well trained and you thought that they were perhaps the best drilled in the region.
Some help was given to you by Elana, who loved to spare in her free time, when she was not doing an inquiry, about fighting on ice. She had a very good balance and you even saw her being able to walk on hands like an acrobat.

She could even spin in a kind of pirouette if she wanted. Of course such things were not useful for a knight and you even doubted if it was useful in a fight but she knew that movement, especially trying to flow on the ice for exemple instead of trying to walk normally was more effective and helped you get it done. On your side you corrected some of her sword strikes.

On the other side you rode through winter and trained with the lance, and of course you sometimes wrestled with Bohémond or even Denarius. The mercenary was strong as an ox but you had more a more refined technique.
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>>6166528

It was during the middle of winter that you were going outside to breathe a breath of fresh air when you saw Elana, all dressed in black, crying on the battlements. You seemed to be distressed. Why was the girl so sad. And she must be cold. You took a blanket, as any good knight would do and asked her.

-Something bad happened....

She became red when she saw you and, as many young girls when they were panicking she burst into even more tears. You put an hand behind her back and told.

-Shhh, shhh... You had an argument ? Is it with Denarius ? I saw how he looked at you and..

She looked at you, still in tears but clueless. Answering simply.

-No. No ! I... We are not together my lord... I.. will you punish me if I tell you ?

You told her, bemused.

-It depends, if you tell me that you have tried to poison me again I shall probably be angry.

You saw a small smile on her features and she answered.

-N... No. Not this... Of course not... I simply... How can I live with this... I am an horrible person... I sinned my lord... You were always good to me but I sinned...

You frowned, letting her continue.

-I... I haven't managed to catch the peson who did it... I... Never was trained to do an inquiries, to investigate, simply to eliminate targets... I... I feel so stupid.. B... But worse... I.. I found some man who I thought was responsible, he spoke against the church... Against you...

She then continued.

-It was the first lead that I had and probably the last since time will pass and people will forget who was where... I even learned that someone saw him running on the day of the arson. I followed him, he is called Culprit..

You snickered "cul pris" amusing name. But you then looked concerned again.

-I... Found that he has the motive, that he, even if not from local but Nearby, came on this day to sell the meat of one of his chickens... I have gone to his home one week ago and I found..

She burst into tears and you took a handkerchief, offering her to get inside since it was cold, her small but quite athletic frame looked so vulnerable near you. She did not look like a fearsome killer but a girl of seventeen in need of comforting. You had a lot of trouble with seeing women being hurt and you wanted really to calm her.

-You found something horrible, that made you afraid. You should not be ashamed. If he is a... Bandit or even a child boiler I shall deal with him.

-N.. no my lord... I found that he was deathly afraid of fire. His wife was the only one putting firewood into the fire, there were no torches but expensive glowing crystals, and he had burns, burns from many years ago... On his chest when he disrobed for a bath... I asked questions and... It seems that the man's old home was burned and he escaped the fire by a miracle, it was why he was so pagan, he thought that he was saved by the Fireman, good of saviours against fire... He could not even lift a torch, the thing scares him, he... He could have not done it...
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>>6166529

You raised your shoulders.

-Sometimes we do not find what we seek, look one time in Normandy I found a casket of cider instead of a casket of...

-N... No... Sorry to interrupt my lord but if I... Was afraid, and sad... I do not cry for this... I cry for... I tried to forge... Fake proofs, b...buy some changing face powder, disguise as him and walk with a torch, en.. encourage people to.. denounce him.

Telling that you were taken back was an understatement, you answered her.

-But why ? By Saint Denis why ?

She looked at you with her pleading green eyes and shivered.

-I... May the Holy Mother of God pardon me but I was... Afraid... Afraid of you and.. I know you are brave, strong, noble, a true knight but.. I feared to loose everything, and... When in the assassin's school we failed we were punished... Sometimes... People died in punishments... I... I saw you hitting Ancel and... Me... I remembered the... The charcoals that you made me walk into... I... I am so ashamed... I..

More tears, you put your hand on the back of her head, she stayed against your chest, taking several moments to calm herself.

-I am so sorry my lord... I thought... A part of me, an evil part of me thought that you needed someone guilty, for an exemple... As Oldfossil said, he is very wise you know. And fearing punishment I decided to frame an innocent man, to lie to you my lord... To sin a lot... I am an awful person... I should.. I hate myself for doing this...

Well she had not accused him yet, and you found her story touching. You felt bad for the girl, women were not done for such pressure. You still heard her soft sobs and it touched you right in the hearth. Still, her morality was admirable, Ancel if he had not found would have framed someone innocent, probably after extorting some money from him. But Ancel too would have found the true culprit. The idea of framing someone who was openly praising paganism was not bad too but burning an innocent... Well he was not a brother in Christ so it was not so important and rejected our lord but he was innocent of the crime committed. The fact that the guilty party will not be found would mark you as weak. It was bad too. Elana looked at you, a mix of apprehension, hope and perhaps something else in her eyes.
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>>6166530

>You shall not be punished, everybody can fail, I prefer an honest report of failure than being misled by my councilors. Do not worry.
>You failed, and you took one week to tell me that you found nothing, time was lost and I will have to look like a fool or to accuse an innocent man because of you. It is a grave failure.
>Kiss her
>Do not worry, I hit Ancel because he is solid and works like it. You are a girl, and a knight would never hurt a woman, I even forbade the torture of women on my lands. I am not the upjumped commoner of Darkplace, you have nothing to fear by admitting that you were unable to do a task, understood ?
>Other (write in)

Another question remained what to do with the arson affair ?

>Do nothing, you have lost the opportunity to catch the guilty man.
>Send another person to try to lead an investigation on it (choose whom).
>Frame this Cul-Pris... It would be a pagan less.
>Frame the Jews, they always do such kind of things and those of these lands are so small that they could have done it unsighted by all.
>Other (write in)

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By the way your focus on sparring, and ancient good rolls mean that you have a choice :
>Gain +5 combat for the next time that you will need to fight someone or something blade in hand (it will not be used for exemple if you command during a battle)
>Permanently gain +1 combat (it will be used permanently and in general)
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>>6166533
>Do not worry, I hit Ancel because he is solid and works like it. You are a girl, and a knight would never hurt a woman, I even forbade the torture of women on my lands. I am not the upjumped commoner of Darkplace, you have nothing to fear by admitting that you were unable to do a task, understood ?
>Frame the Jews, they always do such kind of things and those of these lands are so small that they could have done it unsighted by all.
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>>6166533
>>6166605
forgot
>>Permanently gain +1 combat (it will be used permanently and in general)
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>>6166533
>You failed, and you took one week to tell me that you found nothing, time was lost and I will have to look like a fool or to accuse an innocent man because of you. It is a grave failure.

>Send another person to try to lead an investigation on it (choose whom).
Oldfossil

>Permanently gain +1 combat (it will be used permanently and in general)
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>>6166533
>You shall not be punished, everybody can fail, I prefer an honest report of failure than being misled by my councilors. Do not worry.
>Send another person to try to lead an investigation on it (choose whom).
Old Fossil
>Permanently gain +1 combat (it will be used permanently and in general)
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>>6166605
I like your idea, too, but the local Jews gnomes? are not yet our enemies, and we may need to borrow money at some time. We can betray them after, of course, but not before. Instead...

>>6166533
>Do not worry, I hit Ancel because he is solid and works like it. You are a girl, and a knight would never hurt a woman, I even forbade the torture of women on my lands. I am not the upjumped commoner of Darkplace, you have nothing to fear by admitting that you were unable to do a task, understood ?
and
>Ask Elana if she can frame the Lord of Darkplace in the same way, or one of his agents rather, to give us casus belli

>Permanently gain +1 combat (it will be used permanently and in general)
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>>6166647
>>6166887

>>6166923
Yes indeed, the very small jews are gnomes (because of their noses), and we cannot "betray" them, they already betrayed Christendom with their blasphemy and their killing of our Lord. We can only defend ourselves against them. By the way, your write in is very wise, I shall give you 5xp for this excellent idea and add it to the options since the rolls that I made for Oldfossil were unfortunately very bad.

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You were saddened by simply seeing a poor girl crying like this on your shoulder. And you were proud of yourself because you did not even lusted after her while you had not had any woman in the last month, trying to cease a bit with Stacy to prepare for your marriage. Perhaps it was why you trained so hard in the yard ? Frustration can be a strong motivator. Whatever, you decided to reassure Elana, she was overwhelmed and had the honesty to admit her guilt. And clearly the things that her ancient master, who had stolen her soul (you did not even imagine it being possible) did terrified her. You looked at her pleading eyes intensely and spoke slowly but clearly.

-Listen... I do not wish for your worrying. I hit Ancel because he is solid and works like it. You are a girl and a knight would never hurt a woman, I even forbade the torture of women of my lands. I am not the upjumped commoner of Darkplace, you have nothing to fear by admitting that you were unable to do a task, understood ?

She looked at you, grateful but still worried.

-B... But... When you made me walk on burning embers..

-It was an ordeal, to prove your innocence, look, you proved it, if not then you would have been executed. Sincerely the evidence against you was overwhelming to say the least.

She put down her eyes and told.

-Sorry my lord... Of course... But the rat ?

-What rat ?

-When you... You menaced of having my innards broken by a rat while putting a torch on a bucket placed upon my belly and...

You laughed.

-It was to make you afraid, I would not have done it.

This time her face was no more full of tears but perhaps a bit outraged.

-YOU.. Tricked me lord Charles ?

-We can say that yes.

-You !?!

-What is so exceptional in it ?

-You are the most straigthforward person that I met, a true knight, you always say what you think and act with an honor that I thought lost in these lands. Perhaps only Paladins are like you... And... Well I have been trained to deceive people, in theory.

You snickered a bit and put her closer to you, you were both sitting near a window.

-You almost killed me, a trained warrior, when you weighted half of me, sometimes we can be deceived by the appearances. And in this case, tricking you was for a good end.
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>>6167442

Her face brightened lightly in pride now perhaps happy anew, she reminded you of your little sister when she cried, you had to make her feel better about herself, even if it was sometimes difficult. The memory of your family saddened you so you tried to put it aside.

-You are right my lord. You are right... I... Promise that I will never fail to report you anything, and that I will do my best in everything that I do for you, or for lady Rose. I know that my life is not enough to repay the debt that I owe you, my lord, but I shall try my best.

She clearly idolised you, well, you had brought her the true faith and saved her from a vile and mean man. When you thought about it it was another maiden that you rescued, like lady Rose. You were a rescuer of maidens, a true knight from the legends, you thought about the possibility of minstrels singing songs about your adventures hundreds of years from now. No, it would be strange. Still, if people idolised you, you should always act knightly. That was a minimum, you had the reputation of Champagne, of France, to uphold, the country that had the best knights of all the Christendom. After seeing that she was better you ordered her to return to her quarters and got to sleep yourself.

The next day you decided to send Oldfossil on the mission, to catch the culprit would be very hard but he knew everyone here and you trusted him. He asked honestly, telling that he would need the help of Captain Crumbling, who knew how to maintain order and had a knack for these kinds of investigations to find the guilty man. He said too that it would be very hard indeed because most of the people would not remember who was here on this day and that since nobody bragged about it amongst the people the arsonist was prudent.

Oldfossil deduced that it could not have been a fakely converted Christian since the fire was done from outside and it would have been simpler to sabotage something from the inside if the person was going to church. Since it was an ancient temple of Monsanto he told that it was probably not a cultist of this idol too, so not a farmer.
Captain Crumbling told that it was not some drunk, because he would have talked about his drunken adventure in one of the taverns or told something. They were thinking about someone who had thought about this crime before acting on it. Someone who had premeditated it and could strike again. They decided to set a trap, as to bait him, have a guardsman speak in a tavern about a small cross that shall secretely be drawn on one of the buildings near the central squares of each village, for an unknown ritual of "purification and blessing", they told christian villagers to secretely keep watch over it and to see if someone would try to erase something so small.
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>>6167444

Father François accepted to draw it and even bless that with holy water, after all houses could always be blessed and exorcised and we waited. Unfortunately nobody decided to strike, apparently the arsonist was too afraid even for such a small act. Or he was not going to taverns or listening to rumours. Perhaps you will be able to catch him next time. Still, you needed to decide what to do.

>Do nothing, you have lost the opportunity to catch the guilty man.
>Frame this Cul-Pris... It would be a pagan less.
>Frame the Jews, they always do such kind of things and those of these lands are so small that they could have done it unsighted by all.
>Try to frame the Lord of Darkplace, it would be one more casus belli
>Other (write in)

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Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 840+5 = 845 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 51%+1 = 52%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 78
Mudcore : 62

With 62 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic will not work and supernatural abilities will not work, oh, and women will lose 4 pounds of strength of course, plus in the field the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud and so your mudcore field will become a bit bigger and stronger but could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70, your field will become 200 meters wide, magical objects will lose their properties in your mudcore field just like potions, crops who came from the columbian exchange will lose their taste and a medieval disease will enter your world.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander : +20 to martial when you have to lead a cavalry charge or a cavalry attack. Works only when commanding shock or melee cavalry mounted on horses.
-Foreign Etiquette : You focus on learning Indian etiquette with Oldfossil, you gain a +10 bonus in intrigue in your interactions with the nobility of your duchy.
->Basic Literacy : Your lessons with Oldfossil and Lady Takable finally paid off and you can read and write, even if you write with errors and move your lips still when you read it is a great leap forward.

Traits :
Leader : Your magnetism on the masses is glorious and your learning of speech could encourage many men to follow you. You may choose the best of 3 rolls when you try to speak in public to convince an audience, be it the Council of Many or angry peasants.
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>>6167445
>Try to frame the Lord of Darkplace, it would be one more casus belli
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>>6167445
>>Frame this Cul-Pris... It would be a pagan less.
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>>6167445
>Frame this Cul-Pris... It would be a pagan less.
Some pagan girl.... we can call her a witch.... a pyre to warm us all for the winter
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>>6167445
>Frame the Jews, they always do such kind of things and those of these lands are so small that they could have done it unsighted by all.
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Alas, my idea was not so clever as to rally the other bannermen.
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>>6167445
>Frame this Cul-Pris... It would be a pagan less.
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>>6167727

>>6167786
This is a man, even if with several people we are unable to understand.

>>6167956

>>6168016
Bannermen are fickle and prone to infighting, it is very hard to unite them but once they are united they are able to best everything.

>>6168336

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You decided toframe this man, Cul-Pris, who feared fire. After all even if he was innocent he was a pagan, and a pagan who decided to blaspheme against the Holy Church if not in deeds then in words.
Of course you shall not burn him alive but force a confession out of him, that was the idea at least, you were not a complete monster, not yet. You ordered to bring the man in your castle, completely chained. Oldfossil argued for mercy, as a way to pardon the criminal if he had done wrong, with only a flogging and a conversion, Elana, guilty of having tried to frame him, agreed. And, even if you you had your interest in politics you were still an honorable knight and would not burn the innocent man alive for having tried to burn the church, his blasphemy deserved death, yes, but he was barbaric pagan and by definition did not knew what he was doing, and still, he was innocent of any church arsons.

When he was brought before you you told him.

-You are the pagan called Cul-pris ?

-C...C... Culprit m'lord, i'm Culprit, and i'm innocent, I did nothing wrong, I never bu..

-Silence ! There were proofs that you were there, and you were running away from the deed on the day of your crime... Make the witnesses enter.

The witnesses who had seen it agreed about it. One woman even told more, how she saw him running with a torch while the rest simply told that they saw him running.

He began to tell.

-B... But I cannot carry a torch ! I fear fire ! I am full of... Of burning marks... I... Almost died in the burning of my house when I was young, I lost my p...

Oldfossil cut him off and turned towards you, more for the comedy that for telling you something new. He wanted to "take the controversial decisions on himself" like a good steward. So that the people could blame the councillors and not their lord, he was a wise man who understood this, you prayed to thank God for having such a councilor.

-Perhaps yes, perhaps not, sometimes, my lord, fire can lead to fascination, and madness. We have witnesses my lord that saw him carry one.
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>>6168922

Then the people of his village, ready to be naysayers, began to tell that they saw him (in fact Elana in disguise) and many asked for his death. The people could be cruel and many Christian men wanted vengeance, still in their pagan ways and not understanding mercy. You were moved by the pleading of his wife though. A plain woman who was the mother of three kids, making them orphans would weight on your conscience. She sobbed and told.

-My lord I... I can assure you that my husband fears fire... He... He can be a harsh man, perhaps he spoke against the new ways that you imported... But please.. m'lord... Spare him, I know that he did nothing of the sort, if he fled from the fire it would only be in panic... Not with a "guilty expression".

The testimony of a loving wife did not mean much in this kind of affair. But still, you had an occasion to appear merciful. What will be your decision.

>This man has tried to burn the house of God, let him be burned alive so he could die as he has sinned.
>Let us submit him to an ordeal... Since he could play the part of the afraid man in an ordeal by fire let us do one by water. Bring water !
>If Culprit the Cul-Pris confesses his crimes, and accepts baptism I am ready to pardon him. Our God is a God of mercy, and if this arsonist is a rotten dog who deserves death his wife does not deserve to become a widow nor his children to be orphans.
>If the man confesses he shall be simply punished with batons and enserfed to the church, if not then he shall be tortured to admit his crimes and then burned alive.
>Other (write in)

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Happy new year to all of you, it has been a pleasure playing together, I wish you a year of successes in battle and in love, a tremendous harvest and of course much joy. I am sorry if sometimes my updates will not be daily as before, because of the festive period, but I shall try to keep it up.
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>>6168925
>>If Culprit the Cul-Pris confesses his crimes, and accepts baptism I am ready to pardon him. Our God is a God of mercy, and if this arsonist is a rotten dog who deserves death his wife does not deserve to become a widow nor his children to be orphans.
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>>6168925
>If the man confesses he shall be simply punished with batons and enserfed to the church, if not then he shall be tortured to admit his crimes and then burned alive.
But in a tie, I can back >>6168982. I just doubt the sincerity of his conversion.
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>>6168925
>>If the man confesses he shall be simply punished with batons and enserfed to the church, if not then he shall be tortured to admit his crimes and then burned alive.
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>>6169324
He could be of course faking it like some Albigeois.

>>6169650

You took a decision, since the church must be powerful it shall have lands and serfs, so you ordered.

-If the man confesses he shall be simply punished with batons and enserfed to the church, if not then he shall be tortured to admit his crimes and then burned alive.

You did not even need to order to show your torture instruments, the man was immediately begging, the idea of being burned alive sufficient to have him telling.

-I... I don't know anything b... But I shall confess... I... Thank... Thank you m'lord for your mercy...

His wife was happy too, and the people seemed to accept the thing, even if some wanted something harsher they told about "mercy". Father François was the most lost in this decision, he now had a pagan serf and did not knew what to do with him, he was already trying to ask if the man had some bee hives to bring him free bottles of mead every year, you smiled at that, you liked your good old priest. At least this was done now and you were glad of it. Seeing him beaten twenty times with batons did not disturb you very much, the man was a pagan and spoke against the church, even if he was accused for another motive he could not be a completely good man and had it comoing.

You passed the rest of winter joyfully, after all your sparring and your eating of your not so considerable reserves you were solidly built, when the snow finally receded you were very happy. You learned too, with much joy, that only a fifth of your apple trees on your orchard did not survive the winter because of the early snows. It was a good number.
While your hearth was full of spring and joy you remembered that there was only two months towards Rose's Birthday, and so your marriage and you had many projects in the meantime. You had to give the Duchess of Tradnod her locket, and had been summoned at court by the queen. So you decided to prepare to travel, a summon to the queen should not wait of course. Apparently if you took the road to Briberopolis, the capital of Bifuria you shall be here in three weeks while riding fast to the South West, while Tradnod was two and half weeks away and in the South. Still you could after two more weeks reach the capital from Tradnod.
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You will have to choose where to go.

>Pass by Tradnod before going to Briberopolis.
>No time to lose, let us go directly to Briberopolis, Tradnod could be a destination for the future.

Then there was the question of companions for the travels. Of course you shall need Ancel, he follows you everywhere and does not need a horse but who else shall be brought. You could take as many as you want, the bigger the party, the more secure it is, but the slower it is.

>Travel lightly with two guards.
>Bring four guardsmen on horses.
>Bring all six of your mounted guardsmen.

>Bring Bohémond
>Bring Godefroi
>Bring Brother Louis
>Bring Bob Denarius
>Bring Elana
>Bring Oldfossil
>Bring Captain Crumbling
>Other (write in)

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You loose 5 piety and gain 1 mudcore for your framing of an innocent man.
You gain +28 piety for all the weeks of winter passed (14 weeks, your church gives +1 per week if your pray and +1 more since it is consecrated to the Holy Virgin).

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Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 845 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 52%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 78-5+28 = 96
Mudcore : 62+1 = 63

With 63 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic and supernatural abilities will not work, women will lose 4 pounds of strength and the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud so your mudcore field will be weaker than in the other options could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander
-Foreign Etiquette
->Basic Literacy

Traits :
Leader
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>>6169866
>Pass by Tradnod before going to Briberopolis.

>Bring four guardsmen on horses.
>Bring Bohémond
>Bring Brother Louis
>Bring Elana
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>>6169866
>Pass by Tradnod before going to Briberopolis.
>Travel lightly with two guards.
>Bring Bob Denarius
>Bring Elana
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>>6169866
>>Pass by Tradnod before going to Briberopolis.

>Bring four guardsmen on horses.
>Bring Bohémond
>Bring Brother Louis
>Bring Elana
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>>6170081
>>6170149
>>6170394

You decided to travel modestly with four guardsmen, Fed, Gepees, Carius and Dummy. You decided not to bring Cop because he was needed at your keep to continue to train most of your men, and let us be honest he was a good fighter but fat and slow on a horse. His oldest son, Fed, would be leading the guards, behind the knights of course.

For the same reason you decided to leave Godefroi in the keep, with Captain Crumbling, Oldfossil and him you knew that everything would be alright. Your mentor knew war and knew how to defend a fortress, you trusted him. You wanted younger people to serve you on the road, they would be able to ride faster. So of course you choose Bohémond, your good friend, a fine warrior and an excellent man, he would be able to give you his counsel. But, if he was sympathetic and played the luthe well he was illiterate, and since you were barely illiterate too you needed a scholar and a warrior in your troop, even if he was aged : Brother Louis would join you.

Of course you needed servants, you had Ancel of course but someone more delicate might be needed. You thought about some of them before deciding on Elana, she could be very sweet and help prepare your bed or pour you wine in the morning while being able to dispatch most of the wolves and bandits that you could encounter if she was attacked.

So you assembled your small company, eight persons, not bad. Something seemed to whisper in your ear that nine people would be better but you dismissed it. It was already enough. With a bit more horses than people (each knight travelled on three horses) and much money you were ready to leave the gates.

But before you left you saw your old mentor, Godefroi, approach you. He seemed tired and his blonde mustache with some white reflets in it reflected his sadness by it's neglected state. He told.

-Monseigneur... A moment please...

-Of course my dear Godefroi, what do you need ?

-I... I wish to ask you... Since you will travel.

-Yes..
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>>6170949

ou remembered that he felt alone and wanted to see his family again. He even wanted to leave your service, you felt a ting of fear for the old knight, you knew that he was good friends with Oldfossil and Captain Crumbling but still. Perhaps he would feel alone. He told you.

-Monseigneur... I, would want to have informations, about the lay of the land. When you will be in the capital... Meet some merchants and travellers please, in my name. As I said, I will gladly follow you but I need to get back to France, my wife, my kids, all of them... I cannot leave them like this. I suppose that France is in the West, this Briberopolis is in the south west, it should be a center of trade. Merchants travel, perhaps someone would have been to France. And, maps please, Oldfossil told that Indians have rather precise mapmaking skills and that their maps can be used to know precisely the lay of the lands, he told that there is some good cartographers in the capital, could you buy them a map ?

His homesickness sadenned you, but it was true, he had responsibilities back home, his own tower, his own lands. You felt bad for him. At the same time your time in India has shown you that not a lot of men have traveled there after Alexander the Great. One part of you wanted Godefroi nearby too, so you decided to answer.

>I shall ask for the direction of France, of course my dear Godefroi.
>I shall ask for the direction of France, of course my dear Godefroi, but a map would be costly I think and our finances are not what they were.
>I fear my dear Godefroi that nobody will know of France here.
>I shall try to buy a map, it will always be useful to learn the lay of the land, perhaps we shall find the realm of Prester John if we do not find France.
>Other (write in)

Another suggestion came from Oldfossil, you wanted you to buy something to Lady Takable for your marriage, as a gift. Cities had good craftsmen, in France or India and it would be a waste not to profit of it.

You still hesitated about what to do with that, asking the old man if Tradnod was better renowned for it's craftsmen than the capital he answered that apart from woodcarving and shoe making it was not. But that commanding something in Tradnod and returning by the place when you got back to Local would permit a craftsman to have time to do something exceptional. He said that they had good horses too in Tradnod. Still, you wanted something more interesting and decided to.

>Buy Rose a dress of the finest indian silks, she is always an elegant woman.
>Buy Rose an illuminated book, she had learned you to read and seems to like reading a lot.
>Buy Rose a tapestry, she always liked decorative ornaments and embroiders very well herself.
>Buy Rose a piece of jewelry, it is the best token of love.
>Buy Rose a horse in Tradnod, she likes horse riding, perhaps a white horse would be of good taste.
>Other (write in)
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>>6170952
>I shall try to buy a map, it will always be useful to learn the lay of the land, perhaps we shall find the realm of Prester John if we do not find France.

>Buy Rose an illuminated book, she had learned you to read and seems to like reading a lot.
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>>6170952
>>I fear my dear Godefroi that nobody will know of France here.
>Buy Rose an illuminated book, she had learned you to read and seems to like reading a lot.
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>>6170952
>I shall try to buy a map, it will always be useful to learn the lay of the land, perhaps we shall find the realm of Prester John if we do not find France.

>Buy Rose a dress of the finest indian silks, she is always an elegant woman.
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>>6170952
>I fear my dear Godefroi that nobody will know of France here.

>Buy Rose an illuminated book, she had learned you to read and seems to like reading a lot.
>Buy Rose a dress of the finest indian silks, she is always an elegant woman.
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>>6171477

You promised Godefroi to buy him a map, it would be useful and beautiful at the same time, maps were rare and always a symbol of power, plus it will show that you are a learned man or at least that you pretended to be one. You never trusted learned men before but apparently the Indians did, so why not impressing them.

What else, ah, yes of course, you decided to buy Rose an illuminated book, in the capital. You planned your travels too, it would be simple : Local-Someplace-Pleasantville and then the road to Tradnod, perhaps there would be other small towns and borroughs on the way.

Your first stop, on the first day was the watchtower now guarded by Guelphs, apparently Justdoing and Myjob had not been tested as good enough with the other lads on the tower. They waited spring to move, you remembered your offer to take them in your lands and you hoped to have several new families settle here.

Then of course you had to continue by stopping in the High Mandol Inn, and what was your surprise when you saw, again, a vision of beauty in the springtime. Spotifia ! Her enchanting voice, her blonde hair, a bit shorter than Rose's, and her voice, her voice that could shatter Venetian glass, she was singing about some forgotten love you were delighted. You always had much love for blondes and remembered your interesting night with Spotifia, before you knew Rose. It was a pleasure. Still, she was a nice woman too, she never told Rose, when she saw her, about your night together and she had a sweet demeanor, nothing like those gipsy singers of Paris. She was a true beauty, the only fact that could be scandalous about her was that she did not have a dress but some thighs, like an italian gentleman (you rarely saw the difference between them and women, as much perfume and as much courage in battle). But seeing her legs like this was scandalous, you became red for an instant, like Bohémond. Even if you were accustomed with Elana when she rode it was still very arousing, be it even on a lady like Lady Sue. No wonder it was forbidden in civilised lands.

You see, there was two things that could arouse a man and were "improper" to show, if we consider it like this : breasts and legs (and what was above legs but as proper Christians we will not talk about this). And if every lady with an elegant dress will show her breasts in a décolleté, as in France... To be risqué but with some pudor too... A prostitute will show some leg to bring clients of course while having a décolleté but it was whorish behaviour and a great lack of finesse. A proper lady will never show her legs, perhaps, after many rendez-vous a noble knight could ask for a glimpse of her ankles. But in India you discovered that with the shameful habit of some women wearing pants degeneracy was the norm. O Tempora ! O Mores ! You would have said if you knew latin.
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>>6171594

But still seeing the pretty minstrel singing brought joy to your heart, as much as when you ordered the inkeeper to throw out the fat merchant who was occupying the best room and you waited for the end of her song to throw her a bit of money, she caught it with a smile and sat on your table. Everyone greeted her with cheers, only Elana looked at her with some suspicion. Perhaps jealousy. The pretty bard asked you, after a bow, while putting her pretty hat on the table.

-Lord Charles, vainquisher of the assassin, I am so glad to see you again... How is lady Rose ? You will marry this spring is it not ?

Elana looked in shame, she now knew that you killed the first assassin right here.

-I will and I hope that you will perform during our marriage.

She smiled pleasantly.

-Of course my lord. By the way, are you going to the baron.

Before you could stop him the eternal Bohémond, who even if he was in love with Becky could not stop bragging before a beautiful minstrel, being a luthe player too, told.

-Lord Charles is coming to the capital ! Briberopolis ! He has an audience with the queen of the realm herself !

You smiled modestly while the pretty singer gasped, impressed, you decided to add.

-We are first going to Tradnod, to...

Why was Elana looking at you with big eyes from behind Spotifia, and forcibly shutting her mouth ? She looked like a small fish, it was kind of cute. Still you continued.

-Give the duchess her locket back.

-Her locket ?

-Yes, I found it amongst the treasure of some wooden people that I had to cut down, we were chasing a half naked black guelph. She was hanged at the hand.

You did not tell about the mass rape of the said guelph by your men but some of your guardsmen, and Ancel, smiled at the memory. Even if apparently she had managed to almost tire them all out with her insatiable appetite. Ancel added.

-They were vile trees !

Spotifia answered.

-Trees ?

And Fed, one of your guardsmen corrected.

-Dryads and Treants. Over a kind of holy grove.

You nodded.

-There was an immobile tree who talked, he accepted to convert to Christianity.

On this Elana was as much surprised as Spotifia, Brother Louis added.

-It was a wise oak indeed.

The bard decided to tell you then.

-My lord, you seem to bring adventure with you wherever you are, can I, please, accompany you on your journey. The monkeys of my merry band of musicians left me alone and I want to write new songs, the one about your battle with the assassin in this inn had much success. I have a horse of course and everything. Plus, visiting the capital should be marvellous, and I would feel safe with such an escort.

This seemed to ravish Bohémond and your men, even Brother Louis approved. Elana seemed suspicious because she saw her the first time but Spotifia was someone who you knew you could trust, at the level of a minstrel, because she never sold you out and was as loud in bed as out of it, hon hon hon.
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>>6171596

>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
>I try to travel lightly I fear that you will not be able to keep up.
>Have you already travelled to the capital ? Is the road so dangerous ?
>Your other musician friends abandonned you ? Why ?
>Other (write in)
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>>6171597
>Your other musician friends abandonned you ? Why ?
>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
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>>6171597
>>Your other musician friends abandonned you ? Why ?
>>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
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>>6171597
>>Your other musician friends abandonned you ? Why ?
>>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
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>>6171597
>Your other musician friends abandonned you ? Why ?
>Have you already travelled to the capital ? Is the road so dangerous ?
>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
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>>6171597
>Of course you can come with us, we will be the merrier with such a voice among us. We shall be back right before my marriage.
>Your other musician friends abandoned you ? Why ?
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>>6171755
>>6172517
>>6172563
>>6172588
>>6172819

You asked the young woman before you.

-Your other musician friends abandoned you ? Why ?

She looked at you sadly, the memory probably painful, and explained.

-It... Is complicated. We try generally to play at a tavern in winter or in some court, instead of travelling. And here a powerful merchant from Podunk was offering us to stay in his home to play with his friends. He was called mister Epstein.

You frowned.

-Never trust a German... I am sure he was from the Rhine.

Brother Louis shook his head.

-It's a Jew, never trust someone who was not baptised.

She shook her head.

-My lords, I cannot say about this but it was not his actions but his death that sent us into disarray. We had no master and no place to stay, some wanted to play on the streets but it was harsh. Paul... The eldest of us, tried to force his views upon us and wanted to be the leader, we always saw ourselves as equals... John was pursuing a new love interest, I dislike her by the way she distracted him from his art, and George wanted to broaden is musical writings and to compose... So... I guess they just all wanted to go on their way, perhaps it was already visible several years ago but... You know how it is... So I am alone now... Sadly.... We have been travelling together for ten years, I was fifteen, I am twenty five now...

Twenty five and not married. By the Saint Denis, what kind of mores had these travelling musicians. But she looked like less to be sincere. Whatever, she was kind and you told.

-Do not worry I do not wish to stirr up bad memories, you can of course come with us. We will be merrier with such a voice among us. And we shall be back right before my marriage.

She smiled kindly and accepted. She even sung for you for all the evening. So it was in a merry disposition that you got to the next step of your travels, towards Someplace, where your liege lord, baron Endoftutoriel reigned. Of course you had to stop on the way.

You had to present your respect to the baron and what you saw astonished you. There were no more impaled criminals in a dark fortress but the streets were verdant, the caste had been painted in white and elegant towers where being built, spikes were gone and new banners adorned the place. Sincerely it was far more pleasant even if a bit "off" a new structure was built in the town too, apparently a temple to some elven deities, the dragon temple so important to the previous baron being still here. You thanked the fact that you were born a Christian, you could annex some,territory of a nearby French lord and not have to build new temples to strange deities.

Still you had to present yourself, since you had to give the baron a present and had nothing ready you took the decision to give him a song of Spotifia, that would do marvelously. Still, you were received flawlessly and given good wine, not as good as burgundian wine but it was a pleasant change over the normal diet.
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>>6173080

The Baron was here with his guard's captain Lynddien, the white haired guelph woman with a scar, Demisel, the "half-guelph" as they called them, who was his councillor and who had now a far more decorated green tunic than the last time and a brown haired guelph that made you think of a lombard banker, Tel-Salaad, the steward of the land. Cristmasel the witch was in her tower for two weeks apparently and so was not here. Still, you bowed of course and saluted your liege politely, he finally greeted from his throne made of white wood.

-Lord Charles ! It is a pleasure to meet you... I guess that you are going finally to answer Her Majesty's summons. Let us feast in this occasion.

-You are too good monseigneur...

-Oh, my hospitality is far from grandiose if compared to the royal court.

A feast, it was too kind, you decided to answer.

>Believe me my lord, your hospitality is far more than the one of your predecessor, you made this castle infinitely more pleasant.
>You are too kind your lordship, I hope to render you your kindness when you shall be invited to my marriage.
>You are too kind my lord.
>Other (write in)

He then led you to the great hall where you could eat with your knights while your common born servants ate at the kitchens, you were of course given a room for the night. After one of the guelphs servants sung, and after her Spotifia sung too the Baron, who had decided to make you sit at it's right side, engaged the conversation.

-Lord Charles, tell me, you will travel to the capital, and have never been here. Do you have a place to rest there ?

>Unfortunately not my lord, do you know some place to rest ?
>I shall try to find some place my liege, do not worry.
>I shall travel first to Tradnod to give our duchess her locket back. I will then go to the capital.
>Other (write in)
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>>6173081
>You are too kind your lordship, I hope to render you your kindness when you shall be invited to my marriage.
>I shall travel first to Tradnod to give our duchess her locket back. I will then go to the capital.
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>>6173081
>You are too kind your lordship, I hope to render you your kindness when you shall be invited to my marriage
>I shall travel first to Tradnod to give our duchess her locket back. I will then go to the capital.
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>>6173081
>You are too kind your lordship, I hope to render you your kindness when you shall be invited to my marriage.
>>Unfortunately not my lord, do you know some place to rest ?
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>>6173089
>>6173139
>>6173422

As always courteous as a frenchman should be you politely answered.

-You are too kind your lordship, I hope to render you your kindness when you shall be invited to my marriage.

The lombard lord answered you in kind.

-I hope so ! It promises to be glorious, let us toast to your future marriage and to the joy that you found in love.

You toasted with his good wine and you almost thought that this lombard dressed in a kind of Rose's bathrobe was not so bad after all, but still, you remained vigilant, and when he continued to ask you about your travels you answered naturally.

-I shall travel first to Tradnod to give our duchess her locket back. I will then go to the capital.

It was a good answer, a good excuse to travel alone, without his guards or something like that. You knew that he was a supporter of the new chancellor at court, who seemed to dislike you a bit even of he did not know you so you choose to answer with prudence. With this reason you were sure that he would not send you men, you remembered that at Tradnod the regent of the Duchess, Behindthetron, was of the Guelph party too, and that he was probably higher ranked than the baron, so it would be him, and not the baron, who would have to choose to send you men or not. Well, at least you seemed satisfied with your answer before the new baron of Someplace raised an eyebrow and looked at you like your hair had turned blue.

-Perhaps I have misheard, you intend to travel to Tradnod first ?

You were a bit unsure of yourself and told.

-Y... Yes... I have to give the Duchess her locket back, I found it during a glorious quest to catch criminals near Pleasantville.

The man sipped some wine, before answering, politely but with a harshness in his tone that made you understand that he was perhaps not agreeing very much with your travelling choices.

-Seeing the duchess before seeing the queen ? A curious understanding of hierarchy...

You remarked then that everybody looked at you at the table.

Bohémond held a goblet in his hand, Brother Louis too, the councilors of the Guelph, each one of them peering at you with their unsettling glowing eyes, their pointy ears sharp. Of course... You had to fall into this trap.
In a normal time you would have answered this man that yes, of course it is the normal choice of hierarchy. The vassal of my vassal is not my vassal. Feudal law was clear : you were loyal to the one whom you paid hommage. You have him counsel and military support and he gave you a fief. In this case it was Baron Endoftutoriel who held the land that you gave him. If he rebelled against count Careless, even if you disliked him profoundly and liked the count very much the lawful conduct would be to follow your liege lord at war. Then of course the baron had to be loyal to the count first, and the count to the duke...
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>>6173549

And if a conflict arose between a duke and the king the vassals of the duke had to support him. The best exemple were the campaigns in Guyenne where you fought Englishmen, if of course there was some english reinforcement coming from the cursed island most of the ennemy garrisons were made of local Aquitan knights who obeyed their liege lord, the duke of Aquitaine who was vassal to the king of France and refused to pay hommage. These men were Frenchmen fighting against their king and countrymen but they were not traitors, they served their duke from whom they held lands, or the vassals of the duke who obeyed him and so did their feudal duty, supporting their liege lord. The fact that they were dirty Occitans speaking in a ridiculous language and being of degenerate mores did not change that their conduct was absolutely lawful and that they should not be punished for it after the war.

Of course this obvious logic could be used to argue with reasonable people but Endoftutoriel was not reasonable. No, he was a servant of the state, a member of the Royal Army who like king Philippe's legists lived for the "Superior interests of the Realm".

These new men, often of questionable birth (Endoftutoriel was a second son of a powerful family for the capital so he was an exception), were paid by the king and considered that everything should be decided by royal tribunals. These men, Marigny at their head, were behind bad councils to the king like forbidding elementary rights for local lords like minting their own money or even waging private war ! Could you imagine ! Not having the minimal freedom to regulate quarrels with your neighbours by spilling their blood in battle ! What horror ! And this seemed to be the case in India too where liege lords had to authorize private wars. Then they would raise new taxes, they already began, and at the end forbid you to give justice to your manants on the pretext that "royal laws" existed ! Imagine having to ask some son of a butcher sitting on a tribunal if you could hang poachers poaching in your forests while you carried chivalry in your bloodline for 400 years ! The simple thought broke your appetite (to be sincere since we were eating too many vegetables with the venison it was not very high too, and these Guelphs ate even less than the other indians who were in general a malnourished people compared to you).

You understood that your answer would have to be harsh, or explanative, or diplomatic. And you decided to tell.

>Tradnod is nearer to our lands than Briberopolis. Geography dictates my travels my lord. Do not see any disloyalty here.
>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
>My lord, according to feudal law my loyalty lies towards my liege lord, you, first, then those closer in the feudal hierarchy, not the other way around.
>Such is my will. I shall travel where I see fit.
>Other (write in)

And roll an intrigue roll please
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6173550
>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6173550
>>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6173550
>>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
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>>6173550
>>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6173550
>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
It's a matter of chivalry! Frame it that way. We are dutiful to such things, that is all.
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>>6173550
>The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.
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>>6173712
>>6173887
>>6173949
>>6173958

>>6174048
Well said good sir, chivalry is always a good excuse, unfortunately the rolls were against you on this one.

>>6174357

ou decided to try to answer the man.

-The duchess awaited her locket for some time, I shall oblige this oldest obligation first.

The baron raised an eyebrow.

-Did she sent you to retrieve it ?

-N... No but it is a question of chivalry.

-The chivalry, Lord Charles, here, is to go to your queen first, she has asked you, I am sure that the duchess still does not know that her locket is retrieved.

-I intended to announce it to her and..

-So I am sure that she can wait.

These words were absolute, not demanding any answer but execution. You nodded your head, adieu to Tradnod then. You cursed yourself about having opened your mouth at this moment. You were about to find something to say and to curse the fact that you were a third son and not someone more versed in the ways of intrigue when Endoftutoriel told.

-Our Queen, lord Charles, even if she is immortal, is impatient to see you, and will reward loyalty, be sure of it. Am I not a proof of this, loyalty gave me this barony, perhaps yours will give you rewards too...

He smiled politely but you understood that he was forcing you to go his way. Technically you did not know if he could do this, but then he was your liege lord and conflict with him would be pointless.

>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.
>Our queen is immortal, lordship, I am sure that she can wait one week, after all she is busy with ruling the realm, a daunting task.
>Other (write in)

You then found that you could try to continue the conversation, try to remain polite if it was not possible.

>Ask about the politics of the Capital.
>Ask more about the queen and her court.
>Ask him about the beauty of the capital and what it looks.
>Ask the baron if he has family in the capital.
>Be silent and brood
>Other (write in)
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>>6174718
>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.
>Ask more about the queen and her court.
Ugh, this asshole. he can at least give us some tips, then.
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>>6174718
>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.

>Ask about the politics of the Capital.
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>>6174718
>>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.
>Ask more about the queen and her court.

It will be a good day when we drive a blade into this knife ears throat.
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>>6174718
>>>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.
>>Ask more about the queen and her court.
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>>6174718
>>Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis with haste.
>>Ask more about the queen and her court.
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>>6174723
At least, of course.

>>6175095

>>6175263
You see, in my humble opinion lombardism builds more lombardism. If this man was not behaving like the lombard merchant that he is you would have nothing against him, but it is in his Italian nature to scheme and be insufferable as a baron, and even an honest knight wants to rebel now even if it is against honor and chivalry. Perhaps a rebellion would not be amoral, but be a glorious first step in removing lombards from the lands before all good gentlemen ruling it become bankers who only rely on money and petty intrigues to govern. What an horrible world it would be...

>>6175282
>>6175821

You see, sometimes having conflicts with your liege lord, even if you want to pick up the lad and throw him through the nearest window, is not a valid strategy. Bowing your head you so answered.

-Of course your lordship, I should take the road to Briberopolis.

Cursed Guelphs ! Cursed lombard ! The fact that you had to obey a lombard who probably bought his nobility through money made your blood boil il your veins. You could disagree with King Philippe, even more you could disagree with his wife Jeanne de Navarre countess of Champagne and queen of Navarre, she was a woman after all and you were not very much in favor of women ruling but... By Saint Denis, they were of proper Frankish stock ! This "House of Dobii" that your liege lord belonged to sounded strange, who was this Dobii ? Did he have ridiculous ears too ? Or worse, since these Guelphs are immortal perhaps he was still alive ! This made you terrified. You saw some old lombard bankers in your time, thinking that some of them could be centuries old would make them even more scheming, traitorous and vile creatures. Curious about the prospect you asked your liege lord.

-Since I shall go to the capital, my liege, tell me, how is the Court ? I am a stranger and am not knowledgeable about it, and since you know our Majesty perhaps you could tell me about her.

The subject seemed to please him, and he began to explain.

-Our court is in fact a wonder to marvel at, mixing the customs of old Bifuria with those of our forest brethren, that Her Majesty is from. It makes the rituals quite simple to follow and easy, as long as paying the proper respect of course. After all short lives demand to shorten some of the customs. But I am sure that you will be pleased, the capital has the most impressive palaces, the most beautiful women, the best wines and the most impressive tournaments. You should like it.

He sipped some wine and you asked.

-The rituals at court are the same as in France ? Or more or less so ?
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>>6175941

He raised an eyebrow.

-I do not know about your country.

Hah ! What a country bumpkin.

-I mean does the queen rules from the capital, in our lands the king is of course sometimes on his palace in the Island of the Cité, or in the Louvre but he can be in Vincennes, Compiègne, Melun, Senlis or other places...

They all looked at you and you told.

-What ? Your monarch has only one residence ?

They looked at each other and the baron answered.

-It... It is a marvel, with gardens green during all the year that expands on the hills near the capital and...

You nodded, they were poor, hah ! These lombards were jealous ! You continued to tell.

-Yes, our king decided to rebuild his palace in the Cité too, after the Louvre has been built. He will make a great gothic hall with statues of all the Frankish and French kings since Pharamond. It will be the biggest in all Christendom, and a great refectory for his 2000 servants will be built under it, the palace is too crowded as it is.... Even the complaints to the legists take too long.

They looked at eachother and Lyddien, the guard's captain, began to tell.

-So many servants are not needed when we use magic.

And your answer made the baron almost choke on it's salad.

-Yes, and magic doesn't cost anything does it ?

Of course it costed your immortal soul but these pagans did not understand it. The baron was forced to explain.

-Our queen is one of the most powerful mages of her generation. She is able to see the past, the present and the future and where she walks nature heals. Using magic is a sign of her power.

Yes, yes, a bohemian woman could do this too in a gipsy camp. Sorcery ! What a shame. But still. Sorceress or not she was the queen and you had to pay respects. But in your opinion, a female ruler was always bad. Worse still if it was a witch. You nodded. And you asked.

-Is her majesty known to like something ? Our king in France loved his hunts.

The baron answered politely.

-She has a great singing voice, but she is... As an ancient captain in her guard I can tell it, she is mysterious. In many ways, enigmatic... Even for us elves. You always have the impression that she knows far more than what she says.

This began to make you interested. You tried to ask.

-Is she seen as a wise monarch like Solomon ? Do other kings come to seek her advice.

After all it was this biblical reference that you thought about first. The man seemed to answer.

-She is listened by some of the leaders of the Mage's guild... But many of the kings are to say, short sighted.

You remembered something about the functionning of this Empire that Bifuria was part of and asked.

-And this... Council of Many... Do they come asking counsel to our queen ?

The man scoffed.

-No, they are too busy arguing with each other over a bunch of nonsense.
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>>6175943

And that, for once, made the baron sympathetic to you. You could agree on one things : giving the burghers, villeins and other manants a voice in ruling the lands was a waste of time. The rest of the conversation was quite calm and you slept well before rising at dawn and beginning to travel to Pleasantville. On your way you asked Spotifia what was the best road from Pleasantville to the capital and she said that you could go to the west, then to the south or first to the south then to the west. Apparently the western road was going through the lands of the baron Notavant Pyre that you had heard about and some gloomy moors and forests, the southern road would pass by the countal lands of Count Careless and then to the lands of the county of Adjacent, it will then have to travel by hills and valleys where isolated communities lived.

>Let us pass by the western road
>Let us go to the southern road
>Other (write in)
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>>6175945
>Let us pass by the western road
Let's learn more about our neighbors.
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>>6175945
>>Let us pass by the western road
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>>6175945
>Let us go to the southern road
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>>6175945
>>Let us pass by the western road
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>>6175954
A wise idea good sir.

>>6176074
>>6176091
>>6176300

You took the decision to take the western road after Pleasantville, it would be the better way to know your neighbors, you already had met the sister of the Red baron and the councillor of baron Notavant Pyre, Ulrich Notalich, but you never really have spoken with the baron himself. Stopping at his castle for a visit of courtesy would be nice, you were sure he was a pleasant fellow.

What was due next ? A quite uneventful road to Pleasantville following the river, you took the decision not to stop on the Neutral lord's castle because you wanted to travel fast and you managed to get towards Pleasantville a bit in advance. Here you had to meet count Careless, it was a forced obligation, apparently he was not hunting but in his palace so you had no choice but to come and present yourself at it's court.

The man was jolly and amusing as always, giving you a good meal while you came and asking you about the winter and your marriage. He promised to come into your lands, of course, and you were honored. He told you good luck about your travels to the court and asked news of Oldfossil. You explained that the brave man was readying everything for the marriage, after all he would have to do everything with Rose's participation once she comes of age, whe wanted to organise some details.

But let us not be so hasty. Since after dinner the count asked you to come to his solar, he wanted you to take a cup of mulled wine but you understood that he wanted to discuss politics in private. You remembered that he was unhappy about you having given the Guelphs the opportunity to remove the chancellor Wickedson, he wanted to do it himself and to have a voice in the next candidate. Well, such things happen. When you were together he then explained you.

-Lord Charles, tell me, about your lordship... And the recent changes...

-You mean the new baron ?

-Yes, what is your opinion after a winter ?

You knew that the count disliked the fact that he had been placed here and thought that he spied on him. But what to do.
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>>6176597

>He could be better your excellency, but he could be worse. He his no worse than Crook Wickedson indeed.
>He does not want to give Rose and myself the lands of Rose's father, that as you know were unjustly confiscated. I do not know if you could do something... Accuse him of injustice... (Intrigue roll)
>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you your excellency.
>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you my lord. But I have proofs here, and a witness of the fact that Lord Creepy Bitchson ordered to murder me. The assassin girl herself. He acted on the orders of baron Crook, the baron denied it, but the lord of Darkplace remains guilty. And the actual baron refuses to give the opportunity to wash this offense with Bitchson's blood. (Intrigue roll)
>The new baron ordered me to go to the capital before going to Tradnod, he even wanted to provide me an escort. I do not know what the court wants but I suppose that since he is close to the chancellor they have projects for me.
>Other (write in)

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Sorry for the very short updates, exams are exams unfortunately and I shall have less free times for the next 10 days, after that I shall write normally. It has been the reason of my rather bleak cadency. I should be able to write normally tommorrow or after tomorrow.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6176598
>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you my lord. But I have proofs here, and a witness of the fact that Lord Creepy Bitchson ordered to murder me. The assassin girl herself. He acted on the orders of baron Crook, the baron denied it, but the lord of Darkplace remains guilty. And the actual baron refuses to give the opportunity to wash this offense with Bitchson's blood. (Intrigue roll)
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6176598
>>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you my lord. But I have proofs here, and a witness of the fact that Lord Creepy Bitchson ordered to murder me. The assassin girl herself. He acted on the orders of baron Crook, the baron denied it, but the lord of Darkplace remains guilty. And the actual baron refuses to give the opportunity to wash this offense with Bitchson's blood. (Intrigue roll)
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6176598
>>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you my lord. But I have proofs here, and a witness of the fact that Lord Creepy Bitchson ordered to murder me. The assassin girl herself. He acted on the orders of baron Crook, the baron denied it, but the lord of Darkplace remains guilty. And the actual baron refuses to give the opportunity to wash this offense with Bitchson's blood. (Intrigue roll)
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6176598
>He seems to want to keep the lord of Darkplace as a spymaster, he has his favour just like lady Mary Sue... He liked to humiliate the old nobility of the region : Lord Neutralsson, the Rival lord and me as an heir to Lord Random. He perhaps spies on you my lord. But I have proofs here, and a witness of the fact that Lord Creepy Bitchson ordered to murder me. The assassin girl herself. He acted on the orders of baron Crook, the baron denied it, but the lord of Darkplace remains guilty. And the actual baron refuses to give the opportunity to wash this offense with Bitchson's blood. (Intrigue roll)
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>>6176904
>>6177138
>>6177168
Excellent rolls God is with us.

>>6177269

You took the decision to take the bull by the horns and explained the count what you thought in your most honest tone.

-I saw him, and his first politics your excellency. He seems to want to humiliate the old nobility of the region, he mocked me of course, the Neutral lord and the Rival lord... And refused to give Rose her lands back... This one could be understood by simple greed... But he then named one of his counsellors, his court witch, as the ruler of the old Hostil lands... I can understand that he needs allies, but I see a strategy my lord... He flattered lady Sue...

The count interrupted you.

-Lady Mary may sometimes be insufferable but she is respected by the elves, she is a great heroine after all...

You continued.

-And the lord of Darkplace ? Creepy Bitchson was an upjumped commoner, loyal only to lord Crook Wickedson and the old chancellor, he forms assassins, murderers on his lands... All awaited that he will lose his position, or at least be kept in check... But no ! He is kept as a spymaster... Oh the knave is happy that his new lombard master is...

-Lombard ? What is a lombard ?

-A northern italian... A greedy man who leases money in a bank, dresses strangely and uses too much perfume, like baron Endoftutoriel, I suppose that since Guelphs come from Italy he must be a lombard... And all those from this peninsula are lombards in my opinion... There are Genoese too of course but they are sea trader and we are not at sea...

The count seemed lost so you decided to focus again.

-But whatever your excellency, the spymaster offered to use his spies, his killers, at the service of the new baron, perhaps to spy on you, you feared that your excellency, you even told me that he was named here for this...

The count nodded slowly, driking a sip of mulled wine, he was preoccupied of course by such turn of events, he scratched his balding head and told.

-Of course... It is very preoccupying.. But what can I do ?

You raised an eyebrow.

-What can you do ?

-Yes, I have no proof of any misdeed, raising assassins is legal.

You then smiled, beginning to understand, the thrill of a clever intrigue making you all excited. You began to understand what was so interesting in plotting and why people at court always did it. It was then that you decided to play your master card.

-You have, not against the new baron, but against his spymaster...

-What ?

-The fact that he tried to kill me your excellency..

-He tried to kill you ? Was it this nonsensical accusation about satyrs and...

-No your excellency, I have proofs, he acted under orders from baron Crook, but since the baron is dead... The man sent an assassin to me, even two, one was killed, but the other was captured. A young girl, she tried to murder me... I took her prisoner and forgave her, she even converted to Christianity. She can bear witness...
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>>6177702

The count asked.

-I shall need her here...

-She is here, she travelled with me, she can bear witness of all the crimes of the lord of Darkplace, without a spymaster the Guelph is less dangerous, and, just like the queen bypassed you to name a vassal in your lands you could name someone, bypassing the baron.

He looked at you.

-And I suppose that you have a name...

You thought about Oldfossil but you remembered the description of the place, gloomy moors and hills, the climate shall kill him. So you told.

-Someone of your choosing your excellency, preferably someone who will not send killers after me !

This made the man laugh, a deep belly laugh that was contagious, you laughed too. He then hit you on the back and ordered.

-Can you bring me the girl...

-It will be done your excellency.

You told, bowing your head and going to seek Elana. You had many things to do. The idea of finally arresting the bastard, or at least having the right to lead a feudal war against him would be excellent.

Walking through the corridors you finally found Elana, she was arguing with Ancel and when she saw you she exclaimed.

-My lord ! He keeps stealing the silverware ! I told him that it is evil and he doesn't...

-This witch lies messire ! I would nev..

You simply glared at Ancel, slaped him at the back of the head and told.

-Give it back..

He looked at you sheepishly and gave a spoon.. you then told.

-All of it.

He gave two more knives, you then sighed and told.

-Thank you Elana. We shall put it to the kitchen together... I will have to speak to you...

-To me my lord ?

-Yes... I told about the assassination attempt to count Careless... I decided to explain him what happened. And you will have to tell him what you saw, the projects of your ancient master, and how he sent you to kill me. You will not be punished do not worry... We simply want to bring down this upjumped commoner and all this school that traps souls of poor young people...

She looked at you and you saw not only approval in her eyes but emotion, hope, and... Admiration... This look reminded you of Rose. She tried to hide her emotions but said, stopping and bowing her head.

-M... My lord.... Y... You planned all of it ? You... Oh I wanted so much to... You saved me my lord, gave me justice, a purpose, faith, and saved my soul and now you will allow me to help against the one who persecuted me. You... You are not only a hero my lord but the bravest, truest knight that I know.. I.. will gladly help.

You took your smuggest smile and told.

-I know.

She smiled too, and, playfully, she told.

-I would have never imagined that you would wait all the winter for this but it is very clever. You took me with you to bear witness and explain our problem to the count. You are a wise lord.
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>>6177703

To be honest you wanted someone to cook on the road. But using Elana to destabilise your enemies was a nice bonus, even if you never imagined it before today. As in all cases when you knew nothing you remained silent.

It was a good technique, silence lead everyone to reach their own conclusions. She answered while you got to the kitchens and she prepared to give the silverware back.

-You are a wise lord...

-Some say so... Let us go see the count.

Once here she bowed deeply and told everything with precision and respect, you were proud of her, at each question she explained everything, and it was frightening. Saying that an organisation existed, to ready people to murder others by various means officially "for the Empire" but not officialy for some corrupt ministers was horrendous of paganism and perfidy. She told it in a so calm tone that the count had trouble believing that she was a trained killer, she had to prove it by throwing some knives with precision, he asked to do it on the very ugly tapestry that his stepmother had given him, explaining that if it is destroyed it would be for the good of the realm. The count demanded to his chancellor Backstabber MacTraitor to record everything and the man acted in good faith. Finally, the count told.

-It is a good idea... but one problem remains... one huge problem to be sincere... If I remove the man from power, and we have all the reasons to do so, I do not want to have problems with the assassin's guilds... Having some bad blood with these fellow is not the best thing for survival.

Backstabber MacTraitor explained.

-You could speak with the guild authorities your excellency.

What a shame ! Having to negotiate with burghers while you were a nobleman to punish them ! What insolence ! What horror ! You were about to burst when Elana took a sad tone and told.

-Unfortunately lord Creepy is close to the guild's leadership... They liked that he has become a nobleman, to legitimate their affairs, they do not let anyone open a school like ours.
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>>6177705

The count frowned, and you decided to suggest him something :

>You should not fear these burghers ! It is a great woe that the nobility of our right and proper feudal society has to commit itself with these murderous manants ! Act firmly and they shall quiver in fear ! God and your right is on your side. Stage a trial and condemn him. (rulership roll)
>Put all the blame on me, say that it was me who gave you the proofs, let these knaves have problems with me rather than you my liege.
>Simply give me the right to defend my honor in single combat, then the knave has no heir, and you could confiscate his demesne after his lost trial.
>Simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... I have a reason, he tried to kill me. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally.
>Simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... And perhaps some means to arm mercenaries to reinforce my troops. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally. (intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6177705
>Backstabber MacTraitor
Oh, shit, that's right...

>>6177706
>You should not fear these burghers ! It is a great woe that the nobility of our right and proper feudal society has to commit itself with these murderous manants ! Act firmly and they shall quiver in fear ! God and your right is on your side. Stage a trial and condemn him. (rulership roll)
Time to set India right!
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>>6177800
>mfw
Maybe not with rolls like this, though.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6177706
>>Simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... And perhaps some means to arm mercenaries to reinforce my troops. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally. (intrigue roll)
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6177706
>Simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... And perhaps some means to arm mercenaries to reinforce my troops. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally. (intrigue roll)
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>>6177706
>>Simply give me the right to defend my honor in single combat, then the knave has no heir, and you could confiscate his demesne after his lost trial.
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>>6177706
>>Simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... I have a reason, he tried to kill me. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally.
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>>6177800
What do you have against scots ? They have names in "Mac" apparently, they seem to be jolly good fellows who are a bit poor and too close to their money but they hate the English almost as much as us. And for India, well said ! Let us raise the banners ! Let us create a "League of the Public Good" because it is what we all defend by defending the priviledges of those who were well born. Montjoie !

>>6177801
Sometimes fate, like here, is against you, but it finds a way.

>>6177973
>>6178083
>>6178178
>>6178249

You took the decision to answer rightly and to take responsibility. If count Hapyon was fearing some burghers, that could murder people, you were definitely not. The best way with dealing with assassins was to ignore them, fear was their first weapon. If you were given the reins of the realm the first thing you would do would be to disband this guild and hang all it's members, who needs professionnal killers when you could pay 20 thugs to slaughter someone in an alley in place ? So you told.

-Your excellency, simply give me the right to wage a good feudal war... And perhaps some means to arm mercenaries to reinforce my troops. With your permission I shall put an end to this scum, burn his facilities and you could give his lands to an ally.

The man seemed preoccupied, about to answer, he asked his councillor.

-This idea.. Is original, we generally do not authorise private wars... But in this case, he tried to kill you... I could technically order the baron... How much money do we have in our coffers ?

Backstabber Mac-Traitor bowed and told.

-Enough your excellency, but mercenaries tend to plunder a lot and engaging them in our lands...

You were about to protest but the count said.

-It is true...

Then the chancellor coughed and told.

-With all due respect, your excellency... Perhaps if paying directly to support lord de Villeroi would be seen as complicity but we could help by more.. Indirect means...

-What do you mean by that dear Backstabber ?

-There will be a feast, for the marriage of Lord Charles... And since you were good friends with lord Takable, you wanted to cover the expanses in place of the family of the bride as per custom..

-Yes of course I planned to do that.

You were happily surprised by this, not only by the generosity of a scotsman who even told his liege lord to spend money but by what it had to do with war ? Fortunately he explained himself.

-This could give the Local Lord means to focus his finances on more military means... Plus..
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>>6178562

Count Careless was curious.

-Plus ?

-Plus we could skip, in plus of festive provisions, some... Travelling provisions, since we will send several chariots of food. It should help with providing for the armies that will be on the march. This could ease the expanses of our vassal while not comitting troops.

You thanked the chancellor, you supposed that he was so helpful because he wanted lands for someone of his family. Count Careless nodded too, slowly and surely he began to answer.

-Such idea pleases me, but we should do it discreetly... We will begin preparations before the marriage, I will then speak with you, lord Charles, ask if everything is good... Will the lord of Darkplace be there ?

You answered.

-I have no habbit to invite commoners to weddings your excellency.

He shortly approved.

-Then I shall hear your accusation here, force the baron to aknowledge it, then I shall call the lord of Darkplace to Someplace, hah, I shall tell him to defend his point of view on the elfs castle... I will tell that conflict is inevitable, proofs are important, he will say that he followed orders, and I will give both of you rights to wage a feudal war... I hope that you will have sent some of your men to mobilise your men in the meantime... Then you shall return, and fight... I will let one of my knights observe that the baron and you follow all the rules... And one on his... Sir Perfidious dislikes you... I shall send him to Darkplace... Sir Up of Maple is one of your friends I guess ?

-I have had the pleasure to be acquinted with him yes...

-Then he shall serve there and raport me if the baron tries to stop you...

You nodded, you understood that he did not want to send his sons or family members for such a dangerous mission, especially with a dishonorable man and were quite satisfied. You could give some Indians a taste of real war, they should like it.

So you nodded and agreed. This was a good plan, you would have vengeance, plunder and one ennemy less. Still, you could perhaps try to wrestle more from the Count.

>My lord... If I take the risks... And I ask for Rose more than for me... Could we say that Lord Takable was misjudged by intrigues of the deceased baron Crook with complicity of this new criminal, the Lord of Darkplace.. You could persuade the baron to give her back her family lands ? (intrigue roll)
>Do nothing and thank the Count, you have had enough. It will be time to take the road to the west tomorrow.
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6178563
>My lord... If I take the risks... And I ask for Rose more than for me... Could we say that Lord Takable was misjudged by intrigues of the deceased baron Crook with complicity of this new criminal, the Lord of Darkplace.. You could persuade the baron to give her back her family lands ? (intrigue roll)
He IS good froends eith the late Lord Takable, and Rose's delicate maiden heart kek has been so very wounded by the plunder of her ancestral right.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6178563
>>My lord... If I take the risks... And I ask for Rose more than for me... Could we say that Lord Takable was misjudged by intrigues of the deceased baron Crook with complicity of this new criminal, the Lord of Darkplace.. You could persuade the baron to give her back her family lands ? (intrigue roll)
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>>6178563
>>Do nothing and thank the Count, you have had enough. It will be time to take the road to the west tomorrow.
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>>6178563
>Do nothing and thank the Count, you have had enough. It will be time to take the road to the west tomorrow.
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>>6179200
>these rolls
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>>6179600
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>>6178563
>Do nothing and thank the Count, you have had enough. It will be time to take the road to the west tomorrow.
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>>6178563
>>Do nothing and thank the Count, you have had enough. It will be time to take the road to the west tomorrow.

Greed is a sin messires, the lord hath influenced your rolls in chastisement.
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>>6178823
A good tentative, I am pleased to see that we will do everything for Justice to be done but as >>6180089 say lords and kings can be sometimes not very generous with their vassals, we might be like Robert d'Artois fighting to get back our lands during all our life and beginning a hundred years war for it. But that, my friends, is another story.

>>6179200
>>6179209
>>6179600
>>6179900
>>6180027
>>6180089

You decided not to ask for more. You simply took your instructions, thanked the count and left with Elana, she seemed happy to have helped and tried to cheer you up, what a sweet girl.

You left the town by the western road during the next day, and rode for four days on a quite good road on countal lands before beginning to see the edge of an important forest, it was said that further away they would be marshes, hills and the lands of the famous baron Notavant Pyre. The air seemed to be chill here and the trees darker than those on your lands. Weeping willows adorned the roads and a terrific rain struck you for two days you barely managed to stop in an inn near a tree where three men were hanged, at least justice was served. The people here seemed fearful of strangers and superstitious, it pleased you, it was almost like home. Unfortunately these rains slowed down your march and forced you into a detour when a ford had become impossible to cross. Still, you managed to pay a local men to lead a huge raft into the marsh to get back to the main way.

It was time, Elana was sick and coughing and if Brother Louis was not showing anything he was blowing his nose too often. These marshes, they were not good, even the smell was worse than in the marshes in Poitou. Seeing your guide, an old man who had only half of his teeth and was maybe in his fifties, you asked him.

-Tell me, my good man, why is the air reeking of rot ?

-That's the dead my lord... See these stones... And these in the fog, m'lord ?

He showed you some places behind the trees in this gloomy marsh while your horses neighed nervously.

-Yes ?

-There has been a necropolis, and multiple battles against barbarians and ne'er do wells... Ther's a lot of corpses here under the waves... And monsters... Some say there is even restless spirits here... I would have gone through the waters here but they are haunted... They say that corpses drag you to your death here so we'll pass by a long way... Go sleep in the village of houses on stilts of Shithole and return to dry land the next day...

Hah ! Who he thought that you were ? A celt ? A peasant to fear such superstitions ? He wanted to pay for two days. You proclaimed.

-Nonsense ! Take the shortest road ! I want to be back on our tracks now, we lost enough time already !

He seemed panicked.

-B... But the undead ! M'lord ! The corpses walk !

Your men looked at eachother, approving him, Ancel, doing the sign of the cross began to tell.

-It's devilry messire ! We should take the safer road.
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>>6180157

Elana approved while your guardsmen nodded.

-Undead are dangerous...

You scoffed at it, superstitious peasants. You told.

-Nonsense, this is just stories for kids. Like those that Rose loves to read. Only God can resurrect the dead. Forward !

The man then in an act of defiance that was beyond your imagination refused.

-N...No m'lord ! It's too dangerous !

Your peasant troops nodded, they knew not to disobey but your knights were appaled by such insolence. Bohémond told.

-How dare you to disobey a nobleman, traitorous wretch !

The man told.

-I still prefer to leave you here than be turned in an... AAAAAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING !µ

You took the man by his hood and put him over the water and explained him calmly.

-I am throwing overboard, for trying to rob us with your longer road.

-B... But if you kill me nobody will know the currents... Y'all will be lost in this haunted m...

You raised your shoulders and told in your most confident tone, that you used when people pretended that they were indispensable, especially when they really were.

-That will be my problem, but you will be drowned before I will manage to resolve it, I shall give you that.

Fear passed through his eyes and he quickly nodded, accepting to use the shortest road towards the hills that you saw far in the west. You were glad that he had found reason. The man was skilled to be honest, despite the frequent fogs and rains he managed to lead the way, effectively near tombs. Some of your men swore that they heard whispers but it was probably just the wind. Yes, the place was impressive of course Sinister trees with skulls or skeletons hanging from them, completely motionless, further proof that the dead do not rise again, covered the marshes with their menacing shadows. Disturbing sounds of winds shook the reeds, traces of old tombs and steles and mausoleums with macabre motifs were everywhere around you. Your horses were not calm and one of them almost sent Fed overboard with a kick. Strange lights shook the mist, they made Ancel make the sign of the cross, and your guards murmur in fear, to be honest, you too were perhaps a little worried, it was a bit big to be fireflies. You then ordered Brother Louis to say a prayer out loud to break the silence. Your guide looked at you with big, bewildered eyes, whispering.

-You must not make noise! Otherwise they will see us and catch us, and carry us under the waters !
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>>6180158

You slapped him, correcting his manners.

-"You must not make noise, my lord" learn to address your masters with the respect due to them, peasant. What is more, prayer is always good against evil, and we have our swords.

Fed, who was nevertheless the son of your sergeant, tried to dissuade you.

-My lord... The sword is not useful against spirits, you need magic and...

-Stupidities! The holy prayer is all that is needed, and these spirits are only legends anyway. Brother Louis...

The Templar, who also seemed a little nervous but did not show it, began to recite.

-Pater Noster Pater noster qui es in cælis: sanctificétur nomen tuum...

You prayed in Latin with him, your voices rising, defiant, and drawing the movements of some lights in the mist, and others in the water. You kept your hand on the hilt of your sword, and your horses began to panic even more. The brave Templar began to pray in good French, imploring the Virgin to help him.

-By Saint Clotilde and Saint Rémi,
By the baptism of Clovis and the warriors,
By the pact of Reims which united us,
By the holy ampulla and the day of Vouillé
Virgin of the Franks,
Help us,
Queen of the Lilies,
Lead us.

You took him back and made the sign of the cross. The lights continued to move, but nothing... Apparently nothing at all, for long minutes your raft continued to drift in the middle of these marshes without anything happening. After an hour the lights had disappeared, hah, it was already late afternoon, haha to think that you almost believed in these peasant superstitions talking about the living dead. You then tell yours.

-You see, we were not at risk... The problem with rumors is that fearful people repeat them and they end up being considered true! We must not trust superstitions, but your lords and the Holy Church.

Your men nodded, a little ashamed of their cowardice, and you then asked your guide.

-Where are you going to stop me, good man?

-Near the old bridge of Trapretards, a place on the road passing through the marshes... But it will be late, I don't know if you will manage to reach the inn.

Your men seemed fearful.

-Sleep in the forest, but...

Fed up, you raised your voice.

-Are you afraid to bivouac? But who are you? Soldiers or young girls? We will continue on the road and stop at nightfall, the horses are rested. We will set up camp.
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>>6180160

Your guardsman Gepees, one of the men came to say.

-And if the forest is haunted...

Ancel cut him off.

-It is already less so than this marsh.

Hah, there you go, a little support from your faithful servant, well... What can I say, the forest was grim indeed, more composed of conifers than deciduous trees, near steep hills, there were a few large spider webs there but nothing more. You had seen the giant spiders of the Ghibellines but they died quickly after a few sword blows. After paying your guide who returned to his raft you rode towards the West, ordering a halt shortly before nightfall. Luckily there was an empty cavern not far from the road, just at the foot of a hill. You decided to stop there, sending two men to cut wood and quickly you had a fire. You had been able to ride two hours after the bridge, you were well in the middle of these hills and the men were already joking about the journey. You decided to take one of the guard turns yourself to relieve the troop.
It was about the middle of the night, while you were on guard, that you were taken aback by a blood-curdling scream, a woman's scream reverberating in the hills, it came from the north.

-HELP ! HELP !

A damsel in distress? Here? A red, then golden glow, coming from the trees called out to you. Some of your people were half asleep, others were waking up, among them old Brother Louis... You could hear the sounds of fighting, steel against steel, urgency seemed to be the order of the day. You were the only one with your chainmail on you and near a horse so you decided to.

>Quickly grab a horse and a torch, shout to the others to organize and follow you and try to surprise the thing.
>Assemble everyone and march together to confront the thing.
>This is not your land, leave the damsel in distress in her sorry state.
>Other (write in)
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>>6180164
>Quickly grab a horse and a torch, shout to the others to organize and follow you and try to surprise the thing.
Chivalry demands it.
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>>6180164
>>Quickly grab a horse and a torch, shout to the others to organize and follow you and try to surprise the thing.
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>>6180377
Of course ! Montjoie ! Passavant li meillor !

>>6180604

You took the decision to act quickly, to act now and you screamed at Brother Louis who was just raising while you took at torch.

-Brother Louis, assemble the men and follow me while they can I shall ride first...

The man nodded and told.

-Be careful monseigneur... It could be a trap...

-A good knight should run into it then ! Haha !

You answered while mounting your destrier this time, you had taken him in case of a jousting tournament, calming Pissenlit, your brave destrier and throwing a saddle on him very quickly, as in the times when you were a squire, attaching the thing and being ready you began to ride into the dark. Sounds of battle were ever stronger around.

You spurred your horse forward and unsheathed your sword, with a torch on one hand to see something and a sword on the other one you tried to understand what was all of this about. Finally, following the sounds of battle and the cries of a wounded horse that ended abruptly you came to a meadow, and what you saw was most strange and awful. On your left a young and quite beautiful woman, apparently of noble birth seeing to her garb but with signs that it was partly torn was attached to a pole planted in the ground and tried to free herself from ropes while a vile sorcerer with ears that showed his part guelph ancestry was agitating a stake in her direction, was it a kind of sacrifice to pagan gods ?

A manly cry from the right stopped you.

-Abomination ! Your reign of terror has come to an end !

And you saw what could be seen as a desperate, but gallant struggle. The cry had been screamed by one helmetless man with dark skin and a shining armor with oversized pauldrons. His sword was glowing with light as if by abominable magic ! Of course ! It was one of these so called paladins of the pagan idol Edos, a man from the order of the flame of Justice. And around him were other armed vagrants : a woman in a cowl who was firing arrows, a demon !
A real demon with a long thrusting blade and a luthe on his back, Spotifia during your travels told that some of these armed vagrants were called bards. Besides the demon, the paladin and the archer woman a kind of bald man full of trinkets and with slanted eyes (but no hooves unlike a true mongol) tried to attack moving quickly and screaming strangely. Against them a lone knight stood, and your heart felt for him just like for the damsel in distress that you deduced he must be trying to rescue. He wore a very stylish completely black armor and fought with a sword and a shield that you could not define the heraldry from in the dark. Even a Templar had rights to refuse combat when ennemies were more than three against one but he grimly defended himself against four of these scoundrels. One of his legs was entangled by some kind of vines appearing by magic and his armor was damaged, his steed lied, dead near him but he fought nevertheless. What should you do ?
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>>6180652


>Charge towards the damsel in distress, put an end to this evil sorcerer before he sacrifices her to his abominable gods (combat roll)
>Charge towards the knight, it is not fair that a gallant man of noble birth,even if perhaps of teutonical descent judging by the horns on his helmet, fights alone against so much armed vagrants. (combat roll)
>Scream "In the name of the Lord of Local, what is happening in this damned place ! State your intentions rascals or face my wrath !" (Rulership roll)
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6180654
>Scream "In the name of the Lord of Local, what is happening in this damned place ! State your intentions rascals or face my wrath !" (Rulership roll)
We've been here long enough to not stumble into another scandal so quickly, at least without being informed. If they won't listen, though, well...
>tu ne laisseras point vivre la magicienne
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6180654
>Charge towards the damsel in distress, put an end to this evil sorcerer before he sacrifices her to his abominable gods (combat roll)
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6180654
>>Scream "In the name of the Lord of Local, what is happening in this damned place ! State your intentions rascals or face my wrath !" (Rulership roll)
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6180654
>>Scream "In the name of the Lord of Local, what is happening in this damned place ! State your intentions rascals or face my wrath !" (Rulership roll)
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>>6180682
Wise is the man who knows when not to unsheathe his blade but sometimes more questions than answers appear. Thinking can sometimes be tiresome.

>>6180690
Autosuccess these knaves will stop, for a moment even if the thresold is not reached.

>>6180760
>>6180818

>>6180822
HOSANNAH MESSIRE HOSANNAH !

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Not understanding what it was about you decided to scream at all these people.

-In the name of the Lord of Local, what is happening in this damned place ? State your intentions rascals, or face my wrath !

You voice was so booming that everyone of them turned towards you, pausing in the middle of their battle. The first one to answer was the damsel in distress, she had long black hair and grey eyes that seemed to bore into your mind. She told.

-Help me, noble knight ! I have been captured by these ad...

She was cut off by the Saracen in plate armor with the gigantic pauldrons and the flaming sword. He told.

-Do not listen to her ! She is a vile fiend ! A vampire just has her cursed family ! Their tyranny upon this land halts here !

The demon, a literal demon, with his lute and thin thrusting sword approved.

-Yes, we are putting an end to the vile N..

The woman told.

-Noble knight, they took me to attire my brother to ransom me... But it was a trap, now he his..

It was the wounded knight in black plate armor with a Teutonic helmet, he tried to speak and told, above the others who spoke.

-I am the Baron Notavant Pyre, ruler of these lands... These adventurers promised to release my sister Hemophilia against rans...

You were shocked to learn that, what... The baron himself ?!? Adventurers, these armed vagrants tried to murder the local nobility ! Even in this case they could try to tell the count about it... but no, they decided to murder a nobleman and rapture a noble lady in complete defiance of our right and proper feudal society. By Saint George's you exploded.

-How by Saint Denis do we tolerate such an horror ! Armed vagrants attacking landowners ! Attacking nobles and lying about ransom ! I will...

Before you could tell more the sorcerer answered.

-You want proofs that these two are vampires you silly knight ? Look !

And he struck the bound lady with his stake, right through the hearth. The simple fact that he murdered a noblewoman, who you had sworn to protect as a knight, was astonishing ! And he did it pretending that she was some kind of blood sucking creature risen risen from the grave or from the tales that Rose loved so much to read.
You were about to spur your horse into action, hearing the baron screaming "nooooooo" with all his lungs, justly mad about the murder of his sister.
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>>6181191

But what you saw was even more terrible, the staked lady began to turn to ash and soon she crumbled, leaving a pile of hash with a dress and shoes. What was this sorcery ? Yes... You remembered from Rose's books that was what happened to vampires when they died... Perhaps there was some truth in the words of the magician. But on the other side she was killed by a wizard, you saw some of them turning people into statues of frost or running fire, you saw enchanted weapons and not only in old tales, they were real in India... Perhaps... Perhaps he had enchanted the stake or conjured something to confound you, that was the way of the wizards.

While you thought the knight in black armor screamed with rage, striking with his blade and almost killing the woman with the bow who had to dodge and recoil, she was simply saved because a vine entrapped his leg and stopped him from pursuing, he then hit the Saracen knight and this one parried his blow and counterattacked but his burning blade was protected by his shield. The demon tried to attack with his sword, thrusting into the man but his plate armor protected him. Moving swiftly somewhat like Elana the last adventurer attacked pushing "hais" and other cries at each strike of his baton, he then used it to raise his body and to kick but the baron seemed to protect himself with his shield and bashed him back, sending him to the ground and probably breaking his nose. The wizard was conjuring some magic because eerie flames were congregating around him.

You had a choice to make, and quickly.

>Side with the baron, he is a nobleman unjustly attacked by armed vagrants ! The feudal order demands their deaths !
>Side with the adventurers, the stake seems a good enough proof that this baron is infact dead like his sister and so has no rights to his barony !
>Side with the baron, in memory of his poor sister ! Nobody murders a noble lady right before your eyes !
>Side with the adventurers, perhaps having better relations with their guilds will help with your reputation in the land.
>Side with the baron, saving the life of someone with a barony could be very useful politically !
>Side with the baron, you knew his councilor, Ulrich Notalich who was a charming old man, you could not let his master die like that.
>Side with the baron, a Frenchman should always help a lone man fighting against five, whatever their reasons, such are the laws of honor.
>Side with the baron : he may be an undead fiend but his enemies are wizards, women in pants, pagan priests and literal demons, you will see later if you spare him.
>Let all this people kill eachother, you will see who is victorious.
>Other (write in)
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>>6181193
>Let all this people kill eachother, you will see who is victorious.
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>>6181193
>Side with the baron : he may be an undead fiend but his enemies are wizards, women in pants, pagan priests and literal demons, you will see later if you spare him.
They have many more strikes against them, but we should probably see how Baron Pyre responds to the sign of the cross later.
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>>6181302
>>6181284

Good sirs, my bad, I forgot to tell you to roll a combat roll if you want to fight.

By the way dear >>6181302 I agree with you but about Baron Pyre and the sign of the cross, vampires appeared in European Folklore in the XVIIIth century I think, being quite recent, it was why Charles is sceptical about them and knows of them only by some (awful) poetry books given by his beloved without all the christian means of course known to combat such fiends.
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>>6181344
The sign of the cross will protect us against all things diabolical and of Satan, however! We need no fancy book learning to know that, but only the knowledge of the one, most important book, as conveyed to us by the clergy of the one true faith!

>>6181302
Rolling for combat! Courage et vaillance! Dieu aide!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6181350
it ate my dice... an ill omen?
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>>6181350
Well said, the sign of the cross protects against fiends just like a good prayer ! Dex Aie indeed as the normans say. And for such zeal, and a scholastic reasoning worthy of a Doctor in Theology in Sorbonne, coupled with the common sense of a common man, I shall award you 5 xp in an arbitrary manner, as befit my station.

>>6181352
Par le Saint Chrême ! It is true, bad luck pursues the bold but they persevere without it !

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Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 845+5 = 850 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 52%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 96
Mudcore : 63

With 63 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic and supernatural abilities will not work, women will lose 4 pounds of strength and the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud so your mudcore field will be weaker than in the other options could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander : +20 to martial when you have to lead a cavalry charge or a cavalry attack. Works only when commanding shock or melee cavalry mounted on horses.
-Foreign Etiquette : You focus on learning Indian etiquette with Oldfossil, you gain a +10 bonus in intrigue in your interactions with the nobility of your duchy.
->Basic Literacy : Your lessons with Oldfossil and Lady Takable finally paid off and you can read and write, even if you write with errors and move your lips still when you read it is a great leap forward.

Traits :
Leader : Your magnetism on the masses is glorious and your learning of speech could encourage many men to follow you. You may choose the best of 3 rolls when you try to speak in public to convince an audience, be it the Council of Many or angry peasants.
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>>6181193
>>Side with the baron : he may be an undead fiend but his enemies are wizards, women in pants, pagan priests and literal demons, you will see later if you spare him.
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>>6181359
Most generous, messire.

>>6181363
That's more like it.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6181193
>Side with the baron : he may be an undead fiend but his enemies are wizards, women in pants, pagan priests and literal demons, you will see later if you spare him.
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>>6181352
>>6181363
>>6181369
>>6182044

You decided to side with the baron, perhaps he is an undead fiend but he does not worship demons, or associate with them. He is not a pagan priest and his undead sister had the decency to wear a dress unlike this girl with a bow. Plus he is not a wizard. So you decided to side with him. After all he was a fellow nobleman, dead or not, while these armed vagrants organised into guilds were something far more awful than even peasants. They were the middle class, and an armed middle class at that ! Too poor and dishonourable to be rich and noble, too rich to be humble and poor it made them into little vile creatures perpetually frustrated from their conditions, demanding charters, rights and less taxes : just look at Flanders. Since they were complaining you decided to give them a good reason to cry. You spurred your warhorse screaming.

-MONTJOIE ! Death to the rebellious villeins ! Sus aux flamands ! Sus ! Sus !

They did not understood that you announced your assault as a good gentleman should because when the wizard saw you raising your sword he said.

-What the f...

And you cut him down splitting his skull like a squash. You were not obligated to warn them of your attack, this was not a fight since they were leaderless men only worthy of being beaten with sticks. Once he was dead you turned your horse towards the others. The Saracen knight ordered.

-We are attacked from the back ! A vampire thrall...

The strange man with a baton who moved acrobatically tried to kick the head of baron Pyre, the knight parried, and the man told calmly.

-Activate your fury you must Buffy... Without it lost is our cause...

The archer girl seemed to say...

-I can't I can't enter in transe it's...

The others seemed to panic, the demon closed his eyes and nothing came out of it... He was then cut down by the baron who screamed in rage while you charged the Saracen. You wanted to fight one in honourable combat since you were robbed of the crusades. But the man had the bad taste to try to rush at you screaming.

-Prepare to die heathen fiend !

Hey ! You wanted to scream that ! That was cheating ! He was robbing you of a good battlecry, you could only say !

-You are the heathen ! You Sinister Saracen scum ! Prepare to die in the name of God !

Your swords clashed and your horse sent you far away from him, you turned again to strike. His flaming and glowing sword was making Pissenlit, your destrier, nervous.

-God ? Edos is my god ! He brings justice ! I declare smite !

He did signs with his hands and you charged again, you struck him on one of his enormous pauldrons and parried his blow. Your sword was not very effective against his armor, you needed to touch his unarmoured head. You laughed.

-Your disgusting heathen sorcery will not help you pagan ! God protects !

-Stop claiming to be the true knight, you fight for a vampire !

-Your god is false ! Return to barbary where the sun does not burn !
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>>6182542

-My god is true ! He gave me a flaming sword ! And I am a Paladin not a barbarian ! I have powers and a flaming sword you have nothing !

A new clash of blades, you covered yourself with your shield, your horse kicked at him and threw him to the ground but he rolled away and tried to rise. You taunted him.

-Haha ! You claim to be the equal of the companions of Charlemagne but you are no true Christian ! You cavort your demons ! Your soul is as black as your skin !

The man seemed to enrage at this last mention. Dropping his pretense of being a noble knight. At least Saladin was a chivalric adversary.

-You are one of these fucking racists trash from Poltard I will gut you you piece of shit.

He opened himself for an attack by thrusting, you parried with your sword and you struck, he dodged by ducking, exactly what you wanted it was a blow that Godefroi taught you. While he riposted you hit him with a reverse swing on the back of the head, splitting his skull and letting him die. Like Roland when he killed the Saracen Aelroth you rejoiced.

From the deep of your lungs you proclaimed.

-Strike true Frenchmen ! The first blow is for us ! We are in our right and these pagans are wrong !

You looked around only to see the torches of your men. You were too preoccupied by your duel to see them. Brother Louis had charged and speared the demon and for the rest... It was a carnage, the girl with the bow was cut in two parts, her lower half with her legs and her upper half, and the other man had been split from head to groin. Notavant Pyre had the strength of an ox. But instead of rejoicing he was advancing towards his sister's dress, and the heap of ash that were her remains. He seemed to weep and you felt very sorry for him. You had two sisters too, one older and one younger and you could not imagine losing them. You wanted to come to Brother Louis, to explain him the situation but the baron spoke to you first.

-Lord de Villeroi ? The lord of local ? I must say... That... I cannot thank you enough... Even in this tragic occasion.

You answered and did the sign of the cross.

-God sent me here it was his will and he shall be thanked.

He seemed distraught by your gesture but continued politely nonetheless.

-God or not... For that I do not know, but for your presence, it was most welcome. Especially after the... Tragic event that we saw...

-I am sorry for your loss your lordship. And as for my help, we should always take care of eachother when one of us is attacked, especially by these armed vagrants that the Indians love to call adventurers.

Raising his visor he looked at you he had deep grey eyes that seemed to bore into your soul. And looked astonished.

-Eachother ? You mean... You are one of us ? What is your bloodline ?
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>>6182543

Understanding that he called about your lineage you understood that perhaps he, like baron Crook, was sceptical of your Indian blood that gave you right to inheritance on Local. You decided to clear this malentendu before he thought that you were some upjumped commoners.

-I am of course a parent of Lord Random, but my bloodline, I am of the house of Villeroi, descendents of the Franks, warriors and conquerors who built a glorious empire. A companion of Charlemagne founded our house, but we were warriors since Pharamond if we have to believe the family legends. All Franks were warriors after all since Frankus, brother of Eneas left the ruins of Troy pursued by the despicable Greeks.

Everybody knew that Franks came from the blood of the Troyans, it was why our knights pillaged Constantinople and it's schismatic Greeks in 1204, to avenge Troy. The man seemed to be impressed, at last ! A man of culture. And to imagine that he was an undead ! Hah ! He seemed to be a good gentleman. He told.

-One of the lost bloodlines... I knew that you were a stranger but this... Is most unexpected. I... Understand that you are a keeper of traditions.

He told this last tone as if he was a boy that had to be scolded. You did not understand. And answered mechanically.

-It is the good Frankish customs, not some law written by an occitan with a belly full of olive oil that keep our right and proper feudal society as it is. Aye, I love our traditions.

The man looked at you like he was sorry and told.

-I know... And... I imagine that you misjudge me for... Turning my sister... The unlife...

Wait ?!? She was really a vampire ! It was not a trick by the mage ! Aux armes ! Sonnez le tocsin ! You did the sign of the cross and put your hand on the hilt of your sword. Help ! You tried to tell.

-W...

But were cut off.

-Listen... I know that it is wrong. It is against the order, and everything. But... She was ill, you know what it is to see your baby sister be ill... To know that she will no more dance, no more laugh, no more throw some dolls at you and sing songs and marry someone to be happy... I... Do you have a sister lord Charles ?

-I... I have two, one older, one younger... But...

-Have you lost some relatives ?

You nodded, it was sad memories indeed.

-I have lost two siblings at a small age.
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>>6182545

He then looked at you, sincerely and took your arm in his hand in a gesture of fraternity, and was full of sadness.

-I... I knew her from a young age, she was only three years younger than me and I had to keep her home while father and mother were hunting... Seeing her cough blood, become weaker by the day, hearing that the doctors could do nothing, the mages could do nothing... I know it is against the laws of our order to turn little siblings but... I could not imagine her not having a life... Even, half a life without seeing the sun would still allow her to hear the harpers that she loved so much, or to cheer us all while knitting and laughing... She was only fifteen... She did not deserve to die... And now...

You wanted to say something but were, on the moment, moved by his words. His love for his sibling was sincere even if the implication that he turned somehow into a blood sucking undead was frightening. He continued to confess his misbehaviour.

-Hemophilia was...

He wept a bit and removed his helmet, kneeling near her body.

-She was the sun that I could not see... And now... And now because of my foolishness she has been taken by these bastards... These... Scum.. to get me.. She was innocent, innocent of everything... Cute and sweet... They told me that they would ransom her, they told me to come alone, and they wanted to murder all of us.

You remarked that without the context your troops were moved behind too. Elana was picking a small handkerchief and Spotifia had her face that she used when playing tragic songs. One of your guardsmen, Gepees wept lightly and Brother Louis was muttering a prayer, probably not understanding that the sister in question was a soulless undead... Still, perhaps she had a soul once. Bohémond too showed emotions, as it was good and true of any knight in such a moment. After all a young innocent noble lady was dead. Only Ancel was not ton be seen, you remarked that he was sawing off the finger of the demon to take a ring from it... Well, Ancel was Ancel. The baron turned towards you and told all your group.

-Lord de Villeroi, good sirs, sweet ladies, you saved me this night. I cannot repay my debt but I can offer hospitality... If.. you have something to take the remains of my sister please...
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>>6182546

You decided to.

>Accept his hospitality.
>Refuse it.

And since you were at it you had some questions to ask him.

>Tell me good sir, how did you have the means to turn your sister into an undead. It must not be easy.
>I shall pray for the soul of your sister, she seemed to be a sweet and kind creature. Brother Louis could lead a prayer too.
>Loss is terrible your lordship, but this half undead life is not immortality, now we may hope that the soul of your sister, if she was just, is in heaven, or in purgatory at least. She will have eternal life and hapiness here and one day you could see her again. If God wills it.
>These armed vagrants have no respect for anything sacred, be it the virtue of a lady or the title of a gentleman. In my opinion they shall all be put down like dogs, I already began in my lands.
>The hospitality of your castle has already been praised by your chancellor, Ulrich Notalich, he is a fine man.
>Your lordship, we all make mistakes, you thought that these armed vagrants simply wanted to ransom your sister but they turned out to be murderers. We, noble and good people, have sometimes trouble understanding the depth of a burgher's perfidious mind.
>Your words have moved me your lordship. They said that you were a vampire... Imagine... But only a living soul could have such devotion. One more proof of the lying nature of these demon worshippers.
>Other (write in)
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>>6182547
>Accept his hospitality.
>Your words have moved me your lordship. They said that you were a vampire... Imagine... But only a living soul could have such devotion. One more proof of the lying nature of these demon worshippers.
>Let us pray together, for your sister's soul!
If he'll do so, we'll learn if he's truly a demonic creature of wicked sorcery, or an honest nobleman who can yet be redeemed.
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>>6182639
+1
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>>6182639
Supporting
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>>6182639
Supporting

His motivation seemed pure, and he even acted with honor when dealing with honorless vagabonds.

Of course, is the Eucharist not meant to be the blood of christ?
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>>6182639
Wisely said good sir. Very wisely said.

>>6182854
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>>6183247
Of course he seems to be a gentleman and your last remark is wise. Why are we not searching the Holy Grail too ? Where the blood of God have been collected.

By the way, I am sorry for the delay in my update, but all of yesterday was taken by diverse transportations by flying machines (surely godly since they soar in the heavens near God), and I could not write.

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You decided to accept his invitation and told him.

-It is an honor your lordship, we shall collect our things and accompany you to your castle. I must say that our words have moved me your lordship. They said that you were a vampire... Imagine... But only a living soul could have such devotion. One more proof of the lying nature of these demon worshippers.

The man had a half smile and answered simply.

-Of course.. by the way... I can imagine that such... Accusations could have moved those of you who are not of Frankish blood.

You nodded.

-Of course, peasants tend to believe vagrants, sorcerers, wise-women and candlestick sellers who try to sell them the words of the devil. But we are above that.

He smiled, as if only you and him knew the answer to your words. You wondered what that meant, intrigue was not your forte so you nodded as if understanding. It was always better to look wiser than you were. You then explained.

-Brother Louis, here, is a holy man, if you want a prayer, for your sister's soul let us pray together for her soul.

He was a bit taken aback by this. And told you, in a sad tone.

-I fear that in her condition the gods can do nothing for her.

Of course Brother Louis could only preach.

-Monseigneur Charles does not talk about pagan idols your lordship ! There is only one God, who died on the cross for our sins ! He can redeem everything ! Even give souls back !

You nodded, and Elana who was behind, redenned, after all she was redeemed by God, a proof of His immense power. You approved.

-Yes, the Lord who died on a cross for our sins can give souls back, he rules everything after all. If the body of your unfortunate sister could be corrupted her soul could be given back, I am sure.

He looked at you, skeptical.

-Surely it is impossible ! The undead's souls are obliterated, they are dead but refuse to accept their condition, it is why they are called abominable ! Vampires are no exception !

You looked at the man, he had desperation in his voice, and you felt bad for him, he decided to give life to his sister but deprieved her of eternal life... Were virtuous pagans who never heard about the Lord allowed into heaven by the way ? You should ask brother Louis. Not wanting to insist you told.

-Believe in the Lord, messire Baron.

He answered you.

-You seem very religious... Is it a specificity of your bloodline ?

You frowned at the question.

-What do you mean your lordship ?
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>>6184005

He then shook his head.

-I... I forgot to remember that from your perspective it is us that shall look strange... It is simply that in our lands people... Of our condition... Are not very religious. From their perspective the gods are not that powerful after all.

You disliked his smirk, but understood his paganism. You remembered Isnott Careless, who did not believe in any god, and did the sign of the cross, your interlocutor seemed to blink at your gesture while you rode together before the rest of the troops. And you began to rant perhaps a bit.

-Yes, of course, the nobility is not religious here ! I saw so called... At... Argh I cannot pronounce it, people who did not believe in any god, and in general, piety is low. Even amongst pagans it is shocking. The nobility should be an example of piety for the people, after all our power comes directly from God ! We have a divine right to rule. So we should serve God.

He seemed impressed.

-Wait, by nobility, you mean... People like specifically ? Or all of it ?

People like us ? Lords and barons ? Lower nobility ? What did he mean ?

-All the nobility, our King, Philippe the Fair, is God's lieutenant after all. Even the peasants pray to our Lord who died on a cross and arose from his grave three days later ! For he vanquished death and redeemed mankind from sin !

The man looked at you with impressed eyes.

-A God risen from the grave ? That... Is most interesting....

It was brother Louis who led the answer.

-Our Lord Jesus Christ did not simply rose from the grave, he got back to his Father and now reigns in heaven. I am sure that he watches over the soul of your beloved sister too your lordship.

You added.

-Brother Louis is a Knight of the Order of the Temple. He is very knowledgeable about faith.

The baron answered with great interest.

-That is most interesting... I would like to know more in the future about it. And the faith, is it supporting the rule of the nobility, the frankish nobility ?

A nobleman genuinely interested ? What a blessing. As for his last remark the templar laughed.

-Hah, of course your lordship, we are all of good Frankish stock here... Well us three... The Franks have always protected the Holy Church and been the first on the crusades be it against infidels or heretics.

The baron seemed astonished.

-You ? Sir Templar ? I would not have thought, with all due respect, you did not look the part, lord Charles and sir Bohémond yes... But you.

The templar seemed to be taken aback too and told.

-By... By Saint Denis, it is the first time that I hear that from a stranger, even the saracens, arabs as they call themselves, call us all Franks, be it us, the germans or the genoese. It is true that I have some northman blood perhaps some ancestors of my grandmother were from Normandy but I can assure you that our house is Frankish. And if you want my opinion, as a learned man, crossing bloodlines is not good.
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>>6184009

The man nodded.

-I completely agree, it creates unstable individuals, prone to needless violence, that reflect badly on the rest of us.

You added.

-Just as illegitimate children, they are reckless and impure, all children should be born properly.

You were thinking of lady Sue in particular, this brat was like this because she was bastard born. But the baron nodded.

-I can only agree, you should always think before perpetuating your blood, to not end with some sons of cobblers or milkmaids with dreams of greatness be assured that in the line of Drakul we are very careful about such things, as you could see.

No, you could not, by the way, the line of Drakul ? You thought, as you saw a fortress on a hill, with a small village bellow, the place looked like it was bleak and somber and bats rose from the castle just above the moon. The houses were all closed during the night and seemed poorer than in local because perhaps of the hilly and dark countryside. You asked.

-The line of Drakul ? I am sorry to ask you but what it is ?

-The great bloodline that links my house with many others. One of the three great bloodlines of our common ancestors in these lands... A bit like you tell that your lineages dates to the Franks we say that we are from Drakul and his men, other claim that they are from Nosferatu, or from Alucard. By the way, we will be soon at home... I will order my servants to free some quarters for your men but for us, the night is still young, are you hungry ?

You understood that he had heard your rumbling stomach, road provisions were not enough in these times. But at the same time you saw in his polite tone that he was still a bit full of grief, perhaps you should leave the poor man alone.

>Accept his invitation, you are hungry
>Decline his invitation, he must have suffered enough let him mourn and rest in peace.
>Other (write in)

>IF YES, choose some subject to stir the conversation into.
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>>6184010
>Accept his invitation, you are hungry
What a kind fellow. :)
What shenanigans shall ensue when he presents us our "meal" >:)
I would love to hear more of the great lineage from which he descends. To they have any great military triumphs, in the history of Drakul's house? Maybe something involving pointy sticks?
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>>6184010
>>Accept his invitation, you are hungry
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>>6184010
>>Accept his invitation, you are hungry
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>>6184010
>>Accept his invitation, you are hungry

Kek
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Of course, he seems to be a true gentleman, and of course you will ask about his family history.

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>>6184482

You decided to accept his invitation, and told the man.

-I must confess that these adventures made me hungry your lordship. I don't want to abuse of your hospitality of course.

The man nodded.

-Do not worry, I know to be a good host, I shall offer a meal to you and your knights but... I am sorry to tell you this, I am not in the mood for a hunt right now. Will it hurt you if the meat is not fresh ?

You smiled, and Bohémond scoffed. You answered.

-Who hunts at this hour anyway ? Haha... We can see nothing...

He seemed astonished.

-You do not have darkvision ?

The gates of the castle were being opened by guards when you remembered that the guelphs saw at night, and the small cagots pretended to be able to do so, perhaps other men in India too. Unfortunately you had to tell.

-I can't...

Bohémond added.

-My great uncle saw well in the night, a gift truly, but even he would not ride at night, our horses cannot see well...

The baron answered.

-There is magical spells to grant it to mounts you know.

But you were scandalized, of course the man, being pagan, could not understand this.

-Magic is against god !

-It would not be fair to hunt with magic !

-This is satanry !

The baron was taken aback and told you three.

-I... Ignored your beliefs against magic, excuse me... But, does it mean that you hunt by day ?

-Of course, when do you want to hunt !

-B... But... Well I understand how to deal with the sun... But the prey ?

You then understood, he must try to get the animals who more frequently go out a night, it was clever. You answered him.

-You can find some by day, and even at night, they would tend to hide in their dens.

The man answered.

-That is true, there is the problem of invitations.

-Invitations ?

-You cannot enter someones home uninvited you know... And during the night everyone is at home..

You nodded, trying to understand what he wanted to say ! And then you understood, of course, the rights of passage, passing by the property of someone with your hunt could cause damage, it was why you had Seigneurial woods where only the nobles could hunt, but stop... What does this means. You asked him.

-Does it means that you cannot enter the peasants lands ?

-Their lands we can, but not the dwellings... but stop, you can ?

-Yes, well, we try to avoid it but sometimes horses can ravage a home, or we can call for something to drink, in the middle of a hunt... Of course.

He seemed impressed.

-By the blood of my ancestors, that is impressive ! It seems that the laws that bind the descendants of the Franks are sometimes more advantageous than those that bind the heirs of the Drakuls...
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>>6184768

He had a polite smile and ordered his peasants, and one of his servants who seemed to be a hunchback to let your men rest and to take care of the horses. You then dismounted and moved into some dusty and sinister looking corridors, sculptures of skulls, bats and gargoyles with mocking demonic faces decorated the black stones of this fortress. It was perhaps of the same style of the one of baron Crook before his replacement, perhaps it was a kind of fashion among the barons of the land to have these sinister castles ? But to be honest if he did not want to be taken for a vampire you thought that Notavant should order to paint his castle in white. But talking about his taste just after the death of his sister would be tactless, and, as a representative of the legendary French politeness and courtesy you were anything but a tactless man. You decided to ask him.

-Your lordship, I am sorry to ask such a question but could you tell me about the house of Drakul, your ancestors, I am far from an expert in Indian history ?

The good man answered and began to explain.

-It is an old bloodline, one of the three that stayed in the Empire, coming from the first discoverers of the Chalice of Blood. But recent history should be more interesting.

He showed a beautiful fresco on the wall, a man before the same castle on a hill full of pines who looked like the baron and who wore a red armor. He was raising a sword.

-My Great-Grandfather, as we say, lead his host against the swamp monsters, he was then named commander of the guard of baron Bloody Careless but he refused, he wanted to keep in his lands for his studies, he impaled bandits though... Then his son ordered the development some lands, and finally my father fought against barbarians, raiding their camps at night and striking terror on the invaders for the realm.

This time the man had a black armor, all of the Pyres looked like him. But the paintings were very beautiful, the expressions on the faces of the panicking barbarians were grandiose, and the grandfather who was represented in his study had an air of serenity. While Notavant explained how his ancestors were great collectors of relics and legendary items Brother Louis whispered in your ear.

-All of these paintings use fairly new techniques, it looks like something from Naples... I heard a brother talking about a young and talented painter called Giotto...

You told.

-So it is not historical ?

-Perhaps not... And even the man... Look... It is the same one...

You nodded while Bohémond seemed to be impressed by the art.

-The clever baron painted himself as his ancestors, to exemplify his virtues... He should not have models... Of course, it is logical, did they not have tombs perhaps... Even if some Indian noble tombs do not even have statues of the dead.

-Yes, it is sad, it causes these oddities.
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>>6184769

You listened to the man until you finally arrived in a great gothic hall with a chimney adorned with depictions of dragons. A great table of black oak and beautiful chairs awaited you, he made a sign for you to sit and told quickly.

-I will send Gregor to the dungeons, he shall find the meat, raise the cooks and serve us. You will see, they prepare it well, we are in a house of gourmets, and we like our meat bloody ! Heh...

His hunchback servant who looked like his parents and grandparents were not cousins but brothers and sisters told.

-Yes masteeeer....

And when he walked away with a strange limp you answered quickly.

-My good Ancel can help...

The baron nodded.

-Of course, of course... I shall order two of Gregor's cousins, Igor and Bagor to help too, a servant per guest.

You nodded.

-Such is the custom.

He then asked.

-With all due respect, are your servants... Sure people ?

-I could trust them with my life...

-Good, so we can talk freely...

You understood that the conversation would be about politics. So you waited while his servants rose yours. Bohémond had to had.

-Your lordship... With all due respect, I can sense your grief, and I must say that the bard lady who is with us, Spotifia, knows of good songs who could perhaps remind you of good memories, or help you. I always turn to music when I am sad, and perhaps it could appease your mind.

The man nodded kindly. And answered.

-A song ? That is most fortunate... Does this bard is of... ours too ?

You told then.

-No, she is from a local inn, but she is most kind and very talented.

He nodded.

-Then we shall begin the night with wine, no need to scare her...

You smiled, of course, she should not see you as drunkards beginning their nights with mead. Before you could compliment him on his wisdom, in your shame you had been sometimes drinking too much in presence of commoners, the man began.

-Tell me more about your religion good sirs, it intrigued me. So you told me that it supported us, and even the peasants prayed, in the name of a God who had risen from the grave.

-Risen from the grave and who vanquished death.

-Impressive. And you do not have to hide your beliefs ?

Brother Louis told him, a bit sadly.

-Unfortunately not in the first centuries, pagans persecuted the church, many died as martyrs. But finally they saw reason, Emperor Constantin authorized our faith.

You then decided to add.

-We try to convert people here too, but we are prudent, some could not take it very well unfortunately, and I have only a small lordship.

The man answered you while a good red wine was served, it was delicious.

-I can believe you, you do a holy work indeed, but people would seriously kill you if you try to promote it here. Paladin orders, mages, adventurers, they would all league themselves against you, even B'beg if you refuse to obey him with your cult... A shame unfortunately.
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>>6184772

You signified your approval.

-Heh, that is true... And we already have many problems with such armed vagrants, unbelievers, and mages, may they all burn in hell.

He agreed.

-Indeed... Indeed... But be assured, that I have a debt towards you. So if someone tries to persecute you, I shall do what is possible to help. By the way, you talked about souls... You talked about a prayer. For my sister. I doubt that it will work.. But.. You know how people can be desperate when they loose loved ones. And if it gives her a chance, a small chance, not to be obliterated but to find peace, I would give half of the earth for her.

His passion and kindness moved you and you looked towards brother Louis. He told.

-I am only a monk, not a priest, I cannot celebrate the sacraments, nor I can prepare a mass and the eucharist for it, or even celebrate it, but we can pray, yes.

The baron asked.

-It is good enough, do what you can... And the... Eucharist, what is it ?

You explained.

-The bread and the wine, with whom we commune with God, the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, that he gave to his disciples.

The man seemed to be astonished.

-You... You drink the blood of your God and the peasants accept it ?

On it you had to chuckle, Brother Louis and Bohémond too, Oldfossil and many other pagans were always shocked by this revelation. You tried to explain.

-No, your lordship, we do not drink blood and eat flesh literally during the mass, bread and wine changes into the flesh and blood of Christ. Many... Pag... people who do not share the faith have trouble with this part...

He seemed impressed.

-Transfiguration magic... To make it doable in public. It is very clever.

Brother Louis answered negatively, while you all drunk an excellent red wine.

-No, no, Transsubstantiation, it is not magic, but a Holy Miracle of God. And it is rare even in public, but very important, some say they are unworthy, the Church says from the Council of Latran that you have at least to do it during Easter. But only if you are worthy. Most people take the bread, the flesh, but the wine, the blood, is taken only by the priest.

The baron nodded.

-A most prudent decision.

You then nodded and he asked to pray during the time that the food was prepared and before Spotifia came. It was a moving prayer, Brother Louis said some things in latin then told that he prayed for the soul of lady Hemophilia and hoped that her soul, pure unlike her body, would join her maker as those of the virtuous pagans that never heard of Salvation. The baron then said that he would want to read some religious scriptures and brother Louis explained that they were being traduced but only in latin but that he wanted to preach a bit.
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>>6184774

Food was then served while you listened to Spotifia who sung a very sad song about grief but with a hopeful note in the end, you saw the baron swiping away a tear. You were about to cry too, a good song could always sadden even the most stoic warrior. You ordered Elana to fill your goblet while you ate. It was a strange meat, practically raw and quite bloody, coming from some nomads according to the baron, he called it a "tartar" but you could not really tell what it was made of. You had trouble cutting it with your knife and eating with your hand. When you saw the baron throwing a bit of meat to his servants, who rushed to share it by eating on the floor you were happy, and threw some to your Ancel.

It was so good to see a good custom respected. You explained him.

-It is good to see you eat normally with your servants, by throwing them the food. You know that the son of Count Careless told me that this was "barbaric" ! Can you imagine ? Unbelievable !

The baron remarked it and told enthusiastically.

-Ah ! Finally ! You are good on this too... These youths know nothing of the good old days ! The commoners become reckless if they think that they are our equals. Everything goes down after this...

Bohémond nodded, drinking some wine with his tartar.

-Yes, to say that there was no serfdom here, it was shocking, I can hardly imagine how society works without it...

The baron answered.

-Poorly, very poorly, just look at this, they tried to kill me... Guilds have even their opinion on taxes, in the good old days we put these kind of scum impaled on the roads to their cities, but today we should "be ready to negotiate with them". And even agree to share some power with some fat lards of meat that they call merchants.

You were happy to finally see a reasonable man here, at last ! At last ! And he liked God too, or seemed interested ! Why could you not have a good baron like him instead of the two degenerates that you had. You agreed while throwing some meat to Ancel.

-All is permitted, and so everything is destroyed, our right and proper feudal society is broken by taxes, taxes on us ! Those who are born ! And then by priviledges given to sons of butchers, cobblers and stonemasons, even worse, they are assembled into assemblies to give their opinions on their ruler's decisions ! In France too, strange legists whose parents were spice merchants are given batons and caps with lillies embroided on them, and invent laws "found" in the institutes of Gaius or Justinian to replace or good feudal customs inherited from our Frankish ancestors ! And here... It is worse... Guilds who pretend to judge noblemen ! Armed vagrants who do not pay fees by passing in our lands... God preserve these lands.
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>>6184775

-Aye, everything is done to break the honest landowner lord Charles. And I am glad that we are of the same opinion, I did not knew where you stood here. You know, even in our kind some people are maladvised. But it is logical, it is these Alucards, they are behind all of it here, since Alucard rebelled against his father Drakul he wanted to destroy the order, break all it's laws : turn girls, encourage adventurers, give a romantic image of vampires, rebel against all authority and sap the foundations of the realm.

You turned towards him, shocked, and asked for more wine before telling.

-Vampires ? Vampires are behind all of this ?!?

He answered.

-Yes, I know, it sounds unbelievable, you would think that with eternal life and nobility they would understand what the destruction of society means. But no, they relish in it these white haired bastards !

-They are truly creatures of evil, spawns of satan wanting only destruction.

-Only destruction... Oh... You mean... Alucards are aligned with B'beg... That... That is a possibility, this degenerate always plots the end of the world. I impale any of his cultists who try to order me ! Who is this... Overgrown squid to pretend to command to a scion of Drakul ? Mmmh ?

You agreed, nodding.

-You do a holy work, these people who want to destroy our world, they are worse than cathars, who told that this world is hell. They want to turn it into hell. Double cathars ! Only worthy of the pyre. By the way, your lordship, this... "tartar" is delicious but what is it made of ?

The man looked at you and answered very calmly.

-Oh, this, it was a criminal, a poacher that we caught five days ago.

W... Wait ? W... What ? Human flesh ? The... Human blood ? This man was... A cannibal... Or even... One of these blood drinkers ? You looked way with disgust and began to rise while Brother Louis and Bohémond did the same, Elana put her hand on her mouth and recoiled. All eyes were on the inexpressive baron.

But before you could say anything he broke his inexpressive face and burst into laughter. A powerful laugh from the belly. He told.

-Bwahahahahaha... I... Hah Have you seen your faces... I'm sorry, humor can help with grief... But let us be serious, good sirs, do I look like a man who would serve a poacher who has been in dungeons and probably only wore a lone flee beaten shirt during all his life to people who just saved my life. Just imagine the smell... This will make anyone sick.

Here you understood, doubling down on absurdity, common indian humor, you laughed with him and your knights followed. Even Elana seemed reassured. The man got you completely. You told him.

-Your lordship... Really you should not joke in such manner, I really believed you....
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>>6184778

He put his hand before him a gesture of peace.

-I am sorry... Simply... Sometimes the most childish distractions can help with grief, with something to be drunk on... By the way, let us talk lordly, seriously, you helped me lord Charles, I owe you my survival. And if I can be in debt for a long time, I must ask you if I can do something for you.

You then understood that you had the favor of a powerful, if eccentric noble, so you had to wait your request.

>I have some problems with my baron, and the support of a foreign baron will be needed.
>I will probably enter into a feudal war with a neighbor, if you can send me some men or even intervene in person it would make it far easier.
>The joy of your presence during my marriage with lady Rose would be enough.
>Your lordship, we are good people, with honest ideas, and more or less the same outlook on the state of the realm. Let us form an alliance.
>I can simply ask of you to read some theological texts, and... If you think that it can help you, receive the sacrament of baptism. I would be happy to have a Christian brother, for the first time, on this foreign land.
>You have explained that your line bought and collected old relics your lordship. I shall need to give some gifts for my wife and for her Majesty the queen and if some of them are not precious family heirlooms...
>I have perhaps some ideas, your lordship, but I cannot tell them today, I shall perhaps give them to you during my marriage with lady Rose Takable, you shall be invited of course. But try not to scare the guests with your jokes your lordship.
>Other (write in)
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>>6184779
>Your lordship, we are good people, with honest ideas, and more or less the same outlook on the state of the realm. Let us form an alliance.
As for what we'll do with that alliance...
>I have perhaps some ideas, your lordship, but I cannot tell them today, I shall perhaps give them to you during my marriage with lady Rose Takable, you shall be invited of course. But try not to scare the guests with your jokes your lordship.
Accidental cannibal Charles de Villeroi, huh? Kek, poor bastard...
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>>6184779
>Your lordship, we are good people, with honest ideas, and more or less the same outlook on the state of the realm. Let us form an alliance.
>I have perhaps some ideas, your lordship, but I cannot tell them today, I shall perhaps give them to you during my marriage with lady Rose Takable, you shall be invited of course. But try not to scare the guests with your jokes your lordship.
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>>6184779
>>I have perhaps some ideas, your lordship, but I cannot tell them today, I shall perhaps give them to you during my marriage with lady Rose Takable, you shall be invited of course. But try not to scare the guests with your jokes your lordship.
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Well at least unlike the chevalier de Langlade we did not do it purporsefully. And like him the victim was not a christian brother anyway

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>>6184977

You decided to ask the man for the wisest thing in the long term. An alliance, being allied with a regional baron would be a first step to secure your powerbase, you wondered how much men he had, his barony seemed to be poor, but it was still a barony and not a lordship, so perhaps he would have 100 guardsmen, and far more able bodied men to raise in case of war. It would be a tremendous boon in any quarrel.

You asked him.

-Your lordship, we are good people, with honest ideas, and more or less the same outlook on the state of the realm. Let us form an alliance.

The baron looked at you and nodded, answering kindly.

-An alliance ? Of course. Of course gentlemen like us should help eachother. You have my banners, as long as I rule be sure that I will help you. It is only normal. I shall sign a treaty explaining our eternal alliance when we will be finished with our supper. Be assured too that I have cousins in Bifuria, in the Duchy of Tricked, and in the realms of Bofuria, Orin and Dorin I even have an uncle in the Imperial Corelands, if one day you need help, or support be assured that I shall tell about your glorious deeds to all of them. By the way, you need this for something in particular, do you have enemies ?

You smiled lightly, it was even better than you thought, this man was from a powerful line.

-I have perhaps some ideas, your lordship, but I cannot tell them today, I shall perhaps give them to you during my marriage with lady Rose Takable, you shall be invited of course. But try not to scare the guests with your jokes your lordship.

He laughed lightly.

-Be assured, lord Charles that I am always a most polite man in society. And lady Rose... Very interesting. A most beautiful young damsel.

-Indeed.

He then decided to tell you and your knights.

-Since we are all well fed I shall retire to my apartments... With your permission, and Lord Charles, to sign the documents... GREGOR ! Prepare some ink and parchment. We have an unacceptable lack of coffins here so with your permission good sirs I shall ask you to sleep in good canopy beds.

You chuckled, he could be funny sometimes, Bohémond answered.

-Fortunately the day had gone not so poorly as to need coffins. Thank you for your kindness your lordship.
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>>6185254

You then left your men and accompanied the baron in his working cabinet, it was a place full of mysterious things and for the first time you became a bit suspicious. The man had skulls, astrological instruments, a serpent in a jar, it looked like something from a sorcerer. He had too a collection of stuffed animals, some strange weapons and paintings of landscapes. Several torches lit the room. Seeing that you looked at it while he signed a treaty that more or less told that you would support eachother in any quarre he explained.

-You like all of this lord Charles ? This vial here is dragon blood, a most precious thing.

You asked.

-Some of these... Have you dabbled in dark magics your lordship ?

He shook his head.

-In my youth, everyone is drunk on power... Wants to rule the world... You know... But dark magic is a fickle mistress, I shall advise you against using it, the cost far outweighs the benefits. If there are rules... It is for them to be followed... Are they not ? Even for my sister it was... A great mistake to...

You let him suffer in silence. And he concluded.

-Alchemy has my favor more than any magic, I have not great gifts in it, compared to others in my family.

Damned ! He had abominable witches in his bloodline... Of course nobody was perfect. You wanted to preach against sorcery but choose to be diplomatic, plus he seemed to know what it costed to the soul. Of course he could be punished for this but you were not his liege lord, it was not against the law of the land and you hoped that his interest in the Holy Scripture would save him. After all you were on pagan lands. Oldfossil had told you that many nobles dabbled in magic.

He then took a dagger and pierced lightly his hand, you recoiled a bit and he put a drop of blood in his seal. Looking at you he asked.

-You do not sign alliances with blood ?
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>>6185256

You then understood, as in France, alliances engaged the bloodline, it was a symbolic gesture, after all just like you gave a small baton as a symbol of the land given to a vassal and a kiss on his mouth to signify fraternity (it was one point were your father always joked when he told that he preferred to be the vassal of the Countess of Champagne for this part of the ceremony). Even a contract between burghers was written with formulas like "If one of the parties disrespects then may the smallpox take it and may it be changed into a frog, a slug or a rat". Ritualism was not so different in India, so you pierced your hand and you used your ring, the one of Lord Random, to seal the deal, telling.

-No, but we do other rituals. Well, one good thing done.

-Indeed... By the way... About Rose Takable, she is a nice lady by the way, have you told her that you are a vampire ?

You recoiled bluntly.

-Why the hell would I tell her that I am a vampire ?

-I... I am sorry, yes of course, but I thought that she was the kind of girl who reads a lot of poetry about... Immortal love as we say...

-Yes, yes, she does, but I would not try to use this as a ruse to seduce her.

-You are right. That would be improper. Do you know that her bloodline is cursed thought ?

You looked at him.

-Cursed ? I have heard of it, the curse of some barbarian that her ancestors killed.

-Aye, the barbarians of the great emptiness, they were skilled in blood magic, even if I am a poor sorcerer I am a great learner of ancient texts and magics, you have to kill the time when you are in my situation, and I learned about what their shamans practiced. Human sacrifices, nasty things... They cursed her line with cruelty and bloodlust.

In normal times you would have challenged him to a duel for trying to naysay your lady. But you had to admit that he was maybe right. You remembered Rose, how she struggled with this, how she tearfully explained you that she had thrown her bad tutors to the dogs to be torn apart. She suffered from it too in the dungeons when you almost made love after interrogating the witch that mistreated her. You then asked.

-Do you know if there is a way to avoid these kind of curses ?

He answered.

-You want to avoid it ? Well... Yes... In this case... I can do some research, I cannot promise not to fail, it has been an important curse for centuries or millennia and if I know the ritual, to technically throw this curse, I researched it but never used it... I do not know the counter curse though.

Ah, well, this was why you could not trust people who read books, they know things but not everything, and never what interest good people like you who wage war instead of visiting libraries. But still, if he knew a lot about history and the foul magics of the land you could perhaps ask him some questions.
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>>6185257

>Do you know something about the House of Dobii, of my new baron Endoftutoriel ?
>Do you know something about the history of Briberopolis, the capital of the realm ?
>Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness, the lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a curse.
>If you know about curses and histories your Lordship, explain me if it was by foul magic that the burghers have risen so much in these lands. See this Mage's guild for exemple ?
>Do you know how much time we have to ride before we get to the capital ?
>Leave without more questions
>Other (write in)
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>>6185258
>Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness, the lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a curse.
>If you know about curses and histories your Lordship, explain me if it was by foul magic that the burghers have risen so much in these lands. See this Mage's guild for exemple ?
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>>6185258
>Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness, the lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a curse.
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>>6185258
>>Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness, the lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a curse.
>>If you know about curses and histories your Lordship, explain me if it was by foul magic that the burghers have risen so much in these lands. See this Mage's guild for exemple ?
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>>6185258
>>Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness, the lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a curse.
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Since you were with a kind of scholar in all this curses theme you decided to ask him about it. Clearing your throat you asked.

-Do you know a way to heal some lady of a prophecy that gave her an illness ? The lady that Bohémond courts, Becky, handmaiden of lady Rose, is a sweet creature but she has been prophetised to die by a vile Guelph quite quickly. I promised to find a cure...

The man seemed genuinely interested. He asked you some questions about the curses and you answered about the "Blood Guelph" servant of B'beg that had prophetised it. Hearing it's name he was afraid.

-Abovyurlevel... By the hells ! He is an awfully good prophet, one of the lieutenants of B'beg... I do not know what you did to warrant his wrath... Perhaps the fact that you brought another bloodline here, yes it is probable. You will need to find something extraordinarily potent. I will need to examine the girl, during your marriage for exemple, can she still walk ?

-Yes, yes, it seems that she has only headaches sometimes...

-Mmmh... So some weeks could wait. In another time I would have suggested turning her into a vampire, she would technically be dead and they would be able to live together but... The soul... That cannot be healed... But I promise you, lord de Villeroi, I shall search in my grimoires to know how to beat such malady.

-Thank you infinitely my lord. By the way, since you are a wise man and a student of history, and histories of curses, do you know if it was by such foul magic that burghers have risen so much in these lands. See this Mage's guild for exemple.
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>>6186233

The man put his hand on his chin and seemed to think deeply about that.

-What you say, lord Charles, is an interesting theory, a magico-burgherish plot against our old bloodlines, against nobility in general even, against civilisation itself perhaps... I know that the Mage's guild uses some rituals that take years and years to be completed, it is one of three organisations that are able to really plot at, what scholars call "civilisational level". You know as everyone that humans live shortly, and as such they are not able to plot something in the long term : if you will die in 60 or 70 years you cannot imagine what will happen in the next millenium. Even longer lived species : halflings with over one hundred years of age or dwarves with three to five hundred can plot only on a millennia or two scale. No, those who would be able to change society by a plot are these : elves, gods, demigods and other mystical creatures : like B'beg for exemple, some undead like liches and vampires and great organisations able to replicate the memories of the dead to guide the living. They are the real players in the world, far above petty kings or emperors. Of course other eternal creatures exist but, let us be sincere, they lack organisation and a purpose. For exemple dragons : what is the ambition of a dragon ?

-I do not know your lordship, perhaps eat something ?

-Indeed, they would eat something, take a dwarven fortress, put themselves in it, bask in gold and perhaps have some agents to inform them about the exterior if they are sociable, and be worshiped as a god by fearful mortals. But it is not an ambition to change the world. Plus dragons are divided. But even in my four categories one should be reduced and one eliminated. When we talk about Undead for exemple they are divided too, of course they have plots and visions of the future but each vampiric bloodline for exemple, or even each different vampire who is a pretender to lead a bloodline has it's own agenda, their plot neuter themselves. Some obey B'beg too. And as for liches they tend to obey B'beg or to plot in their own nefarious hands. Not being an united force they are easily taken out of the equation.
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>>6186234

You tried to note while he continued.

-And as for the gods and demigods most of them are desunited, each have it's own agenda, some are in the service of evil, other want to preserve the forces of nature etc... Only B'beg can be considered as a force in their category because he has a program, an idea and managed to assemble all the forces of evil during the millenia, other dark lords tried to fill his role, and there is a couple still active but none have his power and his capacity to bear civilisational plots to fruition. This leaves us only two forces : elves, and the mage's guild. Both are organised, and it has been said that elves have taught magic to humans so some say that they manipulate the guild, in my opinion the mage's guild has become independant, even if elf aligned, and has represented, with the elves, the other "prophetical pole" of the forces of good who can use civilisationnal plots. A mage can live 200 or 300 years, and he can use magic to create copies of himself to leave instructions to his successors. The Guild has branches everywhere and instructs the Adventurer's Guild, they can be considered as the brains, with the elves, I talk about High Elves, Light Elves and Wood Elves here, behind the forces of Good in the Empire and even in the realms near it. Some say that it was magic that founded the empire itself, just like the replacement of dwarven councillors by elves but I disgress.

That was a lot of knowledge for you in one time, what was understandable was that indeed, sneaky burghers plotted and used underhanded mens to compensate for their inferior birth and they shall be put into place. With all of this you left the good man and slept. You were risen in the early morning by his chancellor, Ulrich Notalich, that you saluted kindly, and the old man told that his master was not a morning person so he could not personnaly accompany you on the road. Whatever, he had been kind enough by giving you shelter and a light meal. You left the Pyre lands with joy.
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>>6186235

His words still resonated in you and, perhaps because of the road, you had time to think. You remembered the findings of Oldfossil in the documents of the old court mage, Rollarion Mc Fumbles, and crossed them with those of the Baron Notavant Pyre. If there was indeed a capacity of Guelphs and magical burghers to plot, the "Shattering of Gods" was their plot. Replacing a few, or even a lone God, with many weak ones by splitting the worship of the masses was their plot. You already knew that they tried to replace the church, and divided the cults. They were councillors everywhere... And, if you were sincere, this filled you with dread. If their role was to lead the "pole of Good" against the double Cathars of B'beg who represented evil you understood who was behind all of this : the Great Deceiver, Satan himself ! In a normal feudal society everyone worshipped God, if we excluded the heathens, heretics and other degenerates that constituted this "Pole of Evil" that gathered around Satan. Good people gathered around their worship of the Lord and it's plan. Here, in India, Good had been usurped ! Usurped by witches whose power came from the Great Deceiver himself ! The Devil, by nefarious plot has manipulated Guelphs, probably because they were greedy Italians, by teaching them magic so they could teach it to common indians, and used the lower classes of society to create an organisation to counsel him in his fight against himself ! To deceive all good men in these realms so they would do his bidding, as surely as the scum of it. The revelation was frightening.
You had thought of B'beg as this world's agent of the devil, in fact he was only a part of it, a parcel, this subversion discovered by your court mage was the axis mundi of all this diabolism. All of these pagans served the nefarious purporses of Satan ! All of them !

But these witches comitted an error, just like the Great Deceiver himself, they are loath to admit it but every power granted to the malin comes from God Allmighty ! Has he not created the world and the angels, even if some fell ? Was he not omniscient and omnipotent ? God knew everything, and those who, in such arrogance, such hubris, had decided to defy It's order (and our right and proper feudal society who came of it) and sent you, Charles de Villeroi, and your companions to put this sword straight into place, and this began by putting a sword through the gut of these magical burghers, heathens and double cathars. Dieu le veut ! You promised to do as such in your prayers. Even if it could take time because of their multitudes. Still, you were thrown out of your reverie by the voice of your guardsman, Gepees. He was telling.

-My lord... My lord...

-Yes ?

-We are ten days from the capital, and we must cross the low mountains of the En County, we can take the vale of Weeb, on the left side of this crossroads, or the vale of Nerd, both lead to the main road and both are said to be dangerous.
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>>6186237

You frowned focusing on the present matters instead of great metaphisical thoughts, asking your companions.

-Someone has already been there ?

They shook their heads, Spotifia saying.

-I have been to the capital but have taken another road towards it.

Well then, it was your choice to decide.

>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.
>The valley of the river Nerd sounds better.
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>>6186239
>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.
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>>6186239
>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.
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>>6186239
>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.

kek, I can't wait.
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>>6186239
>>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.
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>>6186239
>The valley of the river Weeb seems to be a good path.
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>>6186659
You spoke as one man

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>>6186956

In your wisdom you decided to travel towards the valley of the river Weeb, the name sounded funny and you wanted to see some landscapes. The place was indeed quite pleasant to look at, a steep landscape with many cliffs and leaning trees dominated the valley. These very rocky, yet rather green mountains filled you with interest after crossing plains and hills. You nevertheless kept your eyes open in case an ambush came to disturb the idyllic peace of the place. After a certain ascent of an hour you arrived in front of a sort of guard post, two soldiers armed with spears stopped you. Assuming that it was a toll you indicated that you were noble.

-Hello soldiers, I am Lord Charles de Villeroi, make way. What does all this mean?

Being a gentleman did not exempt from all tolls but the fact of being well armed and having an irritable air tended to calm the tax collectors. Nevertheless far from wanting to collect the tax the soldiers reacted by bowing, one of them even saying.

-Ah! My Lord is probably going to the pillow festival?

-At the festival?

-Yes, the one where the community comes to indulge in its bacchanalia?

You didn't know that word and the brave Brother Louis came to explain it to you.

-I think it's an orgy.

-An orgy? Oh yes, the pillows...

The guard shook his head.

-No, no, not at all, if that's all. They take the women pillows.

-The Lord preserve us...

You were making the sign of the cross, you had seen in India the results of crossbreeding with horses, bulls, cats, lizards and birds you did not want to see what would a half-man half pillow look like. You answered.

-Of course not... I am trying to get to the other side of the valley.

-Ah, so try to hurry up my lord, there is bandits lurking in the dark there. But the only village is celebrating this festival.

You nodded, threw a copper coin to one of the lads who seemed to think that it was not much and spurred your horse, it was time to ride fast. You continued for half an hour before bypassing a trader with a strange yellow hat that was far larger than those worn by jews to mark them as members of their people. He had a kind of strange sandals too, and an ass was pulling his cart. He seemed to be an old man. You asked him.

-Holà ! What are you transporting old man.

-Me ? I'm simply transporting some wine, and local alcohol for the pillow festival, I will buy pillows there.

Understandable, but strange, you asked, to know if those were alive.

-Well at least if they do not wail and scream...

-Wail and scream ? I never saw such things.

-And what is this festival about anyway ? Guards at the entry told me that it was some decadent feast...

-Decadent, not so much, people simply talk, drink and socialise, and offer pillows with their loved women embroidered on it...

-Their loved ones ? Like on a tapestry or a medallion ?

He nodded, explaining.

-Well on a pillow in this case.
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>>6187070

That was rather original, many nobles liked to have their beloved immortalised on a tapestry or on a work of art, a pillow was perhaps rather plain and less prestigious, but it seemed to be amusing. You wondered if you could have a decent portrait of Rose done, but without the model it would be hard. Only one question remained, should you see the festival in question and sleep there or avoid this place probably full of drunkards and gipsies and try to brave the bandits to gain a day on your travel ?

>Let us see the work of their seamstresses, we will see the village.
>We need to ride fast, let us continue towards the west.
>Ask for the opinion of your companions and decide according to their advice.
>Other (write in)
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>>6187071
>Ask for the opinion of your companions and decide according to their advice.
then
>Let us see the work of their seamstresses, we will see the village.
do it anyway, for we are a LORD.
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>>6187071
>Let us see the work of their seamstresses, we will see the village.

Novelty is the spice of life.
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>>6187071
>Let us see the work of their seamstresses, we will see the village.
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>>6187071
>Let us see the work of their seamstresses, we will see the village.
Getting caught up on the archives, I can't believe I've been missing out on this. Charles's love of war is very funny.
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Honhonhon habile

>>6187123
Of course, perhaps we will discover wonders.

>>6187381

>>6187669
Glad to see that new bannermen are joining us. And of course we should love war, she is a fickle mistress but the best passtime for a gentleman, with hunting. War is especially amusing when done properly, and since another bannerman talked of "spice in life" I shall quote a king "A war without fire or pillaging is like a sausage without custard, it has no taste at all".

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You decided to see the seamstresses, ordering.

-Perhaps we deserve a day of rest, let us see the work of their seemstresses and of the festival.

Your guardsmen cheered at this idea, Spotifia even told.

-I could perhaps sing, they would maybe like it.

And with these good intentions you began riding towards the only village in this damned valley. The first strange thing that you saw was a pair of pink trees. They were covered in a kind of pink flowers, apparently it was, according to the merchant, a cherry tree, you remembered them to be white, not pink. It was another specie of the tree and this revelation was more interesting than many other indian delights. Apparently it came from a land even further east. It was fascinating. Every quite learned man knew that there were dragons in India and even if their Guelphs and Ghibellines were a bit strange, the land was more or less normal. Only the presence of hooveless Mongols, and half men half animals were more remarkable than this tree. Even if in the case of half-men half animals you had met some Englishmen in France so you could say that it was not the first time that you saw such wonder. No, this remarkable plant should be planted on your lands, Rose would probably love a pink tree. It was unfortunately not in full blossom but you wanted Oldfossil to acquire one for you, he would know where to find it.
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>>6187741

You then continued until you had to take a small road towards a hill that lead to a kind of leaning village like those in the south of France built on the side of a cliff or mountain. But the houses here were very surprising, built in a strange way, their roofs seemed to be curved at the end and the shape of the half-timbering was not very normal. The village nevertheless seemed to be celebrating, there were banners displaying scribbles (no legible or recognizable symbol emerged, it looked like scribbles made by little kids to be honest) and small flags. You could mostly hear a populace rejoicing and what a populace. People dressed strangely, in the same hats as the cart driver and sometimes with extravagant outfits, revealing their legs as if they had dresses that were too short when they were men and should have pants. You tried to see women in all this pile but some seemed to have extravagantly colored hair and strange costumes. It must have been some kind of carnival, unfortunately you had no disguise. There was such a crowd that your company, although entirely on horseback, was not too much noticed, indeed it seemed that people not in disguise had joined the party, doubtless merchants who had come to trade on this occasion. You even saw a knight or two.
Strange cylinders marked with the same scribbles than the banner were adorning the place and your nostrils, once you were near, were assailed by smells of food, meat and fish. It would be a good occasion to eat. About eating, you remarked that many people were fat, like, very fat, at the level of Count Hapyon Careless... How did commoners managed to get so fat ? Only some of them were small cagots and even then these small lads were more pot bellied than morbidly obese. The fact that some of the fat locals looked strangely at Spotifia and Elana, who got their horses closer to the knights and had worried looks did not make this all better. Still, this populace must have done something so you decided to see what the people did.

You remarked that many of them seemed to wait in lines, be it to get a pillow, get some food or even buy something. Some were listening to men talk in a gibberish that seemed to be a local dialect, some others saw artists draw strange images that seemed to be reflections of men and women (in lascivious poses that made Brother Louis do the sign of the cross and Ancel look with interest). It was very strange.
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>>6187742

Understanding that you were in a foreign country you told the nearest man. He had short spiked blond hair, was strangely dressed in orange and black and wore a kind of bandana with an insign in the hair.

-Hey ! You overgrown orange ! Tell me what is happening here ?

The fat man answered, a bit fearful.

-I am coming to the cosplay competition.

-Speak in French, manant.

-The... The costumes my lord, we will elect who has the best disguise. B... But there are many other activities. I think that there would be wrestlers in the tavern. Some great artists explain their arts, and you can get your pillow with your waifu.

-Waifue ? Like the river ?

-The... The lady that you love m'lord...

He pointed at a place where some men were sewing on the pillows. Strange, it was a woman's task to sew and embroider. Or perhaps they were some weavers like the flemish. Not knowing if you wanted to enrich the flemish burghers you decided too.

>Ask for the direction of the tavern and get your horses in the stabbles. You need to drink and seeing some wrestling would be amusing.
>Try to look for other noblemen if some are lost in this multitude.
>Try to learn more about this village and it's strange traditions, perhaps they are an enclave of savage men like the basques.
>Try to learn more about the nearby bandits, they could be dangerous.
>Try to buy food, if everybody is fat it must not be so bad
>Try to find one of the local artists, perhaps you could commission some art representing your lady.
>Try to find some jugglers or musicians somewhere.
>Try to buy a pillow from the infamous flemish (who should it depict)
>Ask someone about their hats, are they another kind of jews to have such hats.
>Try to look hopelessly for a pretty lady, be it a gypsy dancer or even a milkmaid that wasn't fat.
>Leave this accursed place as swiftly as you entered, damn the bandits.
>Other (write in)
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>>6187745
>>Try to find one of the local artists, perhaps you could commission some art representing your lady.
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>>6187745
>Try to learn more about this village and it's strange traditions, perhaps they are an enclave of savage men like the basques.
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>>6187745
>Try to learn more about this village and it's strange traditions, perhaps they are an enclave of savage men like the basques.
>Try to find one of the local artists, perhaps you could commission some art representing your lady.
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>>6188605

You tried to ask some questions about the village, to know more about it's history, of course since you were a civilized man you tried to do it with some alcohol in hand after having given your horses to the local inn's stables. They promised you to give your company the two best chambers as befits a lord. Good, good.

Apparently this village dated back to the days of Nicolae and Helena who were from poor families in Bifuria and became king and queen of Daria in an epic that the sweet lady Rose explained you. (For those who want to travel the depths of the Local Lord's Lore and should have passed in the Nerd valley note that all of it is explained in the Third Chapter of our Quest as the wise Chekhov has intended). One peasant, Boo, accompanied the poor knight in Daria and traveled even further east than the two heroes of the tale, beyond even the Far Eastern Empire and came back to Bifuria, the land of his ancestors with so much riches that he persuaded the counts of En, who ruled the land, to let him buy land and to settle a village with some travelling companions who came from the far east. The village received it's charter on this day with it's own laws. This made you frown, you knew that giving charters to burghers and peasants could only end badly. But apparently this village was soon flooded by other people and the descendants of the original "Boos of the Weeb" created several other villages in all the Empire since some of them liked to travel. They continued to adopt far eastern garb and practices especially during holidays and festivals that made them popular.

Wanting to know more about this very far east you learned of a land of wonders, with talking dragons, pink trees, bladesmen with blades so sharp that they could cut an armored man in two, warrior monks akin to our Templars who with secret hand to hand techniques (Elana told that the style that she used sometimes that put en emphasis in agility over brute strength was from there too), when you asked if these lands had knights you learned that they were called Samurai and that the jews feared them (it was what you understood from a strange battle that seemed to take place between knights and so called gnomes somewhere in the land). They talked too of black and white bears (the drawings of them made the girls in your group telling that the little ones were the most adorable beasts that existed and even old warriors like yourself or Brother Louis had to approve, he promised to tell about them if he found a bestiary), and this land of wonders had apparently two harvests per year. You would have been skeptical in normal times when someone told about such wonders but you had to admit that those who told of India like it was a rich land of dragons, magic and wonders with one million pagan deities were completely right, they even underestimated the kind of wonders there : guelphs living ten thousand years, half-men half beasts...
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>>6188864

When asking about more recent news the people were afraid, an old man told that the village was prey to bandits led by a scoundrel answering to the name of "Dark Sasuke". He seemed to come only at night and prey on travelers. He seemed to lead a band of outlaws, you had to be careful on the road.

You asked an artist, who was called Bing (or was it Ming, Kato, Ping or Pong, they had queer names here) to draw your lady. Without a model you thought it would be hard but you described her, 18 years old, blonde hair, blue eyes, adorable full cheeks, comely smile and that turquoise dress that you liked so much. The drawing was quite quick and when the sketch was given to you, for a modest price you found it colorful and strange, but not without some twisted charm.

>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.
>Tell that you will try to make some art representing someone else.
>Tell the artist that you dislike his awful style.
>Other (write in)

Then of course you decided to continue spending your time with some drink and in a joyful mood you got to the inn where two enormous fat men were brawling. And like all your knights, but unlike all the Indians in your group you were fascinated by the technique of these two fat slobs. Your guardsmen considered them as "big bubbles of ham trying to beat eachother but you knew best, Bohémond remarked how they had to balance all their weight while Brother Louis admired their talent for redirection. It seemed to be an interesting kind of far eastern wrestling that had you fascinated. You were unfortunately made of too much muscle and not enough fat to participate but when you will have gout after eating as much as ten indians and be old it would be wise to learn this art. You looked at your men, Ancel was stealing some food while Elana and Spotifia seemed to be disturbed by the number of men with lecherous looks. The fact that some men were disguised as women (nothing abnormal at a carnival) and that a lot were ugly were perhaps one of the reasons that even a bard, so, even if you liked her, a woman of rather low virtue, like Spotifia was uneasy.

But it was not so important, you were still a happy man and when you decided to go to sleep (you had to rise early), the inkeeper Mitsuhirato who despite his buckteeth seemed a very charming lad, told that he gave you the two best chambers. One for the men and one for the ladies (you insisted for giving them a room because they seemed to really be uneasy and you knew what happened in festivals). You prayed with Brother Louis and Bohémond and came to sleep peacefully, with festive sounds around. The food here was not bad and you came asleep when finally everything quietened. You were raised, once more, in the middle of the night, by a female cry. Coming from the nearby room. Brother Louis was the first awake, he screamed.

-The girls !
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By Saint-Denis ! What was this ! Sounds of struggle and muffled grunts came from the room along with cries of "Hiiiiiiiiii". You took your sword and rushed outside. Kicking Ancel awake, since he was sleeping right before your door as his duty asked of him. Opening the door you saw that there was indeed struggle. Elana was kicking some masked man in the gut and then threw another one over her shoulders. A third one was holding his manhood in pain. Spotifia was biting at the hand of another man who seemed to be a poorly disguised villager and trying to hit him with a candlestick. Yes, the women were attacked but they seemed to give more pain than they received, a pleasant surprise. Elana told.

-My... Lord, they, they jumped at us...

She knocked the last man who attacked her unconscious with a strange blow with the edge of her hand while you ran through the man who attacked Spotifia with your sword. You pierced his arm and he ran towards the open window, jumping and falling in a great sound while screaming.

-HELP ! HELP ! They are defending themselves.

You looked at Brother Louis who looked at you at the same time.

-What is the meaning of this ?

You then heard sounds of battle downstairs and you cursed the place ! You should never had trusted chartered burghers. Strange travellers came from the other rooms, sometimes brandishing makeshift weapons, you killed two in close quarters while Bohémond rushed downstairs and saw that your guards had been attacked in their sleep, fortunately Fed and Carius had time to take their weapons and the last one managed to impale some masked attacked on his spear. With the arrival of your knights the attackers began to flee through the door and windows and you heard a voice, clearly the one of Mitsuhirato.

-Regroup outside ! Regroup with all the village.

You exclaimed.

-Dogs ! Traitors ! Degenerates ! You betrayed us !

You began to try to look at the window when you saw that a huge mob with torches was surrounding the building. Some had pitchforks, others clubs, axes or strangely long falchions.

The inkeeper, seeing you at the windows while his men fled, began to plead.

-We did not want to kill you all my lord ! It is bad for tourism, simply to protect the village !

-You tried to abduct my servants and kill my guards you degenerate !

-If we wanted to kill you we would have poisoned your food... We simply are trying to keep up with the 34th point of this village's charter : each festival a pretty virgin girl must be sacrificed to the tentacled monster of the caverns of Hentai, to the north of here, so the monster will spare the village.

You wanted to say something to this insolent man, but the fact of the dignity of women that were around stopped you to say, as a knight. But Spotifia was quicker to answer, throwing a pillow at the men outside, in rage, and answering.

-I'm a bard you donkeys ! You really thought that I am a virgin ? You band of...
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>>6188867

The leader of the mob answered.

-Silence woman ! We already have given women of low virtue to the tentacled monster, he seems not to care. And besides if we give two for the price of one it will be good. And besides, Lord de Villeroi, we can give you representations of women in place of these two, they would be well drawn and have less risks of betraying you or harassing you about the hour when you come back to your home.

You moved your hand towards your face, this man was mad. You turned around, Bohémond was coming from downstairs. He briefed you.

-Monseigneur, Gepees is lightly wounded, simply having been hit by a club on the head and knocked out. I ordered the men to barricade the doors and the windows. I cannot see Ancel and...

The same Ancel returned from the cellar apparently, very happy with a lot of food in his hands, an entire belt of sausages around him and a tonnel of something under the arm.

-Hehehe messire ! We have all the provisions for us ! Hosanna !

You sighed. Looting came after the battle, not in the middle of it. Still, you looked at Brother Louis who was at your left. He quietly told.

-There is a hundred and half of them, and we are only ten... Fortunately they still have not moved towards the stables.

You nodded, and ordered Ancel.

-Bring me my chainmail instead of doing the jester.

You then turned towards Bohémond and Brother Louis and gave your orders.

>We will cut down two and the pack will disperse, they do not want to die, adorn your armor and charge. (Combat roll)
>We should assemble and rush towards the stables, free our horses and leave this damned place after charging them (Combat roll)
>We should try to negotiate, there are too many of them, perhaps we could slay this monster ourselves and free the village (Rulership roll)
>We could deceive them somehow, do someone has any idea ? Perhaps one could go on the roof and scream "Torches in the darkness near the road. Dark Sasuke is coming" (Intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)

Of course your roll, taking your choice into account will have bonuses or maluses.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6188866
>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.

>>6188870
>We should assemble and rush towards the stables, free our horses and leave this damned place after charging them (Combat roll)
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6188866
>>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.

>>6188870
>>We should try to negotiate, there are too many of them, perhaps we could slay this monster ourselves and free the village (Rulership roll)

They are ignorant peasants without the guidance of our right and proper feudal society. What can one expect of them without a local lord to provide protection from bandits and monsters?
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>>6188870
>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.
>We should try to negotiate, there are too many of them, perhaps we could slay this monster ourselves and free the village (Rulership roll)
>>6188956
congrats man
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6188976
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>>6188866
>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.
Kek. Lord Charles, Accidental Weaboo. it's even funnier than being an accidental cannibal.

>>6188870
>We should try to negotiate, there are too many of them, perhaps we could slay this monster ourselves and free the village (Rulership roll)
How can I argue with >>6188956?
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>>6188866
>Congratulate the artist : he has perfectly rendered your lady's eyes.

The absurdity of Charles (who may as well have the mind of an alien) being a weeb is too good to pass up on.

>>6188870
>We should try to negotiate, there are too many of them, perhaps we could slay this monster ourselves and free the village (Rulership roll)

Killing a tentacle monster, surely on every great knight's to-do list! If shenanigans ensue, well...se-lä-vē.
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>>6188883

>>6188956
Perfect roll + speech, a one would mean that you will be able, if you triumph against the beast, to get a huge reward. Your arguments were so clear and full of wisdom that the dice had no choice but to follow dear bannerman !

>>6188978
Lack of luck but it is of no importance since you have the "best of three" on speeches.

>>6189021
Many strange things can happen, and it is a colorful art, with quality tinctures, sign of it's richness.

>>6189254
Charles is no Alien ! He thinks like a proper Champenois Landowner ! He does not come from another world but from another cosmos, as would say the greeks, altogether ! Charles is simply an extradimensional invader. That's all. And having a representation of your lady is cute.

And about the monster c'est la vie ! Certes ! I am sure that we shall triumph !

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Before thinking about your plan you looked at the small portrait of Rose that the artist had done. It was a small thing and the man had never seen your lady but it pleased you greatly. Of course it was not the art of some Italian master that Brother Louis liked so much but the man managed to render the eyes of your lady with such talent that you praised him. The colors were rich (that alone proved that he was a good artist). And the eyes, you wanted to drown in them. You finally understood the men with the pillows : they wanted to remember their lovely wife when they slept. Indeed you wanted the same, you should always carry the image of your lady with you, near your heart, to remember her even when you are on campaign like Lancelot and Lady Guinevere or any other romantic couple. You looked at her portrait, in this moment of difficulty and wondered what would she do.

Probably she would have wanted you to quarter all these rebellious wretches. Yes... But on the other side, these men were poor peasants, and they had drawn her well. Peasants were numerous, rebellious ones had no values, but to kill an artist like this Bing, or Ping or whatever. It would have been sad for the arts and let us be said that like count Thibaut you will be a patron of the arts.

Looking at the mob you understood one thing. They were afraid, an idea entered your mind. Whispering to Brother Louis you told :

-I will protect the peasants and they will thank me.
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>>6189495

Clearing your throat you advanced to the window and looked at the mob. They must have been in awe of your lordly presence because an uneasy silence fell immediately. A silence only broken by the sound of your voice.

-People of the Weeb, you choose to violate the most basic customs of civilised men by attacking guests, and defenceless women in the middle of the night. Such insolence should deserve the harshest punishment. But I can see that you did not do it with ill intent, you acted out of fear. Fear for the monsters, fear for the bandits, fear for those who would disturb your peaceful way of life.
The truth is that you are like orphans without parents, thrown in the wild at the mercy of frost and beasts. Without a local lord and his loyal knights your village fell prey to abominations who pushed you into crime. But fear not, for I am a merciful knight and a just lord. I shall not turn my sword, bloodied in battlefields from Guyenne to Flanders against poor peasants. It will be turned against the true oppressor. Show me the beasts, the manticores, the coquatrices, I'll slay them all ! Bring me to the tentacled monster and let us see if he can hold against God's will, chivalric élan and good steel.

You spoke well, for the people began to fall on their knees, imploring mercy after your words. Even your companions were impressed. Mitsuhirato knelt and began to tell.

-M... My lord... It is.. incredible. I would not have thought someone will be brave enough to face the beast.

-You simply ought to ask, a knight must chase wonderful beasts.

-We wanted to ask adventurers but the p...

-You should not trust armed vagrants anymore, but trust your noble masters. Lead us to the beast.

The voice of an afraid peasant told, sheepishly.

-B... But it's monstruous and full of tentacles.

You thanked him, not without a small dose of irony for his precision.

-I suppose that it is why it is called a tentacled monster.

Still Mitsuhirato told.

-It hides in a cavern... But it can be baited out if we offer females as sacrifices...

Before you could object Elana told, full of faith.

-I shall volunteer. If someone needs I can do this...

You looked at her, astonished by such display of bravery, especially since the peasants have just tried to rapt her. She told you in her soft voice.

-I... Simply thought that I was like them, forced to do evil by bad people with leverage over me. And just like you helped me save my soul you helped them my lord. You are truly a noble knight with a pure hearth, a hero and on a quest for God... I wish to help you on this quest...

She became red after saying this, very shy too. She was really a holy girl, one day she should be canonised. You simply stroked her hair lightly since a dark lock obscured a part of her face and you told.

-You are very brave. May God be with you... We will be nearby.

She nodded.

-And may God protect you lord Charles.
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>>6189501

You then ordered Ancel to help put on your chainmail and your other men to equip themselves, there will be a hunt tonight.

You came to the Hentai cavern entry, on a kind of small depression between hills that looked like women's tits with a mass of peasants following you. They explained that the monster generally smelled a woman from here and got out. You decided to place your men against the wind so they could not be smelled and the beast would be unaware of your trap. Your knights could then charge the creature while your guardsmen would help.

Elana placed herself in position before the cave and the beast rumbled, it was a strange sound as if one thousand small mouths opened at the same time, a strange weezing came, and slowly but surely a beast left the place, a beast... And what beast ! A mass of pink flesh and tentacles ! Hundreds of them, long and strangely quick, Elana tried to run but two of them caught her by an arm and by a leg. How to attack such devilry ? It had no eyes, throat, hearth or visible weakpoints, only a mass of long slimy tentacles. Still, you had to act.

>Charge together on the same side of the beast with your knights, three charging men could overwhelm it.
>Charge it from three sides at once, it will not await it.
>Dismount and attack the beast on foot, this mass of tentacles could entangle your horses.
>Other (write in)

>Take your lance and try to get to the flesh behind the tentacles.
>Take your sword and try to hack away any tentacle who approaches.
>Take your axe, it is the best weapon for chopping these appendages.
>Other (write in)

And of course :

>Roll a combat roll
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6189504
>Charge it from three sides at once, it will not await it.
>Take your axe, it is the best weapon for chopping these appendages.
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>>6189504
>Charge together on the same side of the beast with your knights, three charging men could overwhelm it.

Our proximity to one another shall shield us from being pushed around by its sheer mass, and we can prevent ourselves from being wrapped up by cutting its tentacles if it gets one of us.

>Take your sword and try to hack away any tentacle who approaches.

We should cut away the mass of writhing tendrils before reaching for its core! A sword is best, striking a fast moving appendage with an axe head may be difficult. At least with a sword, we can hit it with any part of the length of the blade.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6189501
Elana is bestgirl. If we did not already have Rose, and if she was not a commoner,... Well, hon hon hon.

>>6189504
>Charge it from three sides at once, it will not await it.
>Take your lance and try to get to the flesh behind the tentacles.
The center mass must house the vitals, no?
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>>6189533
Rally to my plan, bannermen! I have the power of God AND anime on my side!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6189504
>>6189529
Forgot roll.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6189529
Support

Even if there are no vitals, the mass of three armored horse and knights at speed should have a devastating effect, I shouldn't be surprised if we plow through the abomination. And if not, we draw our swords and commence to hacking the beast to pieces!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6189504
>Charge together on the same side of the beast with your knights, three charging men could overwhelm it.
>Take your sword and try to hack away any tentacle who approaches.
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>>6189525

>>6189529
A wise choice for the charge, I was writing the other option before the last answer and it would have ended worse.
As for the blade it is a conservative choice, the lance would surely have a chance to kill perhaps but without an ability to protect yourself against such a monstruosity.

>>6189533
Love my dear Bannerman, is not like lust. One can love a woman platonically but make love to many, honhonhon...

>>6189656
A wise opinion of an experienced soldier.

>>6190117

You took the decision to unsheathe your sword and to charge the beast. Victory would be surely won if you cut off all the appendages. This creature was higher than a man and very fat but it could not resist to a mighty charge.

You decided to charge all together on the same side, the creature had probably more than a hundred tentacles, thin and slimy things but probably not too dangerous. Still, if it could send twenty on each side it could stop a lone man charging, but three cavalrymen ? No way !

This proved to be a clever calculus, the beast sent maybe fourty tentacles at you but you hacked at them with your sword hitting and striking, cutting one, two, three, four of them but one tripped your horse, attaching itself to it's legs. Others appendages pulled Brother Louis from his horse, then you, you felt grabbed by the leg by a strong thing and another tentacle wrapped itself against your sword arm while you hit the ground in a clank of armor. You threw your shield and unsheathed your dagger, cutting at the tentacle attacking your arm. Finally you managed to do it. Cutting off the appendage you freed your sword and cut off the other one. Another tried to smother you by grabbing you by the neck but you hacked at it with your sword. An arrow flew at the central mass of flesh, who was closer now and the thing seemed to recoil. Brave Ancel ! He helped his master ! Hosanna !

Still you were seeing nothing in your helmet, moving a lot to hack at anything and were attacked by at least ten tentacles. You heard your soldiers screaming to help you and Carius told.

-Brother Louis is being smothered !

You snapped back.

-Then help him by Saint Denis ! I will manage.

A tentacle hit your head but it was too light to do damage, you hacked it off before it would manage to try to wry your helmet off. You then saw, with horror, that the central mass of flesh, taller than a man, moved towards you. A wall of slimy flesh without obvious weaknesses menacing to crush you. It was terrifying since it was the only thing seen from the visor of your helmet, what to do ?

>Charge at it ! Montjoie ! Death to the beast !
>Recoil and regroup with the rest of your men, it is exposed, you can kill it together !
>Try to hack at it with your sword but remain at distance.
>Other (write in)

And of course roll a combat roll !
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6190144
>Recoil and regroup with the rest of your men, it is exposed, you can kill it together !

All together now, the bigger the beast, the bigger the glory! Plenty to go around.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6190144
>>Recoil and regroup with the rest of your men, it is exposed, you can kill it together !
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6190144
>Recoil and regroup with the rest of your men, it is exposed, you can kill it together !
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6190144
>Recoil and regroup with the rest of your men, it is exposed, you can kill it together !
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>>6190262
Well said good sir ! Strategy is sometimes more effective than valor.

>>6190338
>>6190408
>>6190590

Sometimes glory should be shared between good men and this was a time like this. You began to recoil from the beast as quickly as you could but using it's tentacles it tried to propel itself forward and trip you. Fortunately you saw it coming and at the last moment cut off the appendage trying to put you to the ground and recoiled. You then screamed.

-To me men ! Put the creature down.

And it was as if done. The mass of flesh was near and you plunged your sword into it, a huge wail was heard, you cut the slimy skin like butter. An arrow planted itself here, then your people hit the creature with axes and swords, brother Louis had helped Elana and was unable to be here but two guardsmen charged. Bohémond then cried.

-For Glooooory !

And charged the beast, since he was still on his horse and had picked up a spear from a guardsman he plunged it deep into the beast's belly and an inhuman sound was heard while it expired. Unfortunately he horrible beast almost fell upon you, discharging it's slimy innards on your lordly person, you were covered in slime, gore and smelled probably awfully. Fortunately the humble people, around the place, admired your work as if you triumphed of a vile dragon. Spotifia was the first to clap. You constated that Brother Louis and Elana were as dirty and stinky as you were while the rest of your troops managed to be at a distance. You saw Mitsuhirato coming towards you and bowing a lot of times, you could only agree with this proper show of respect but you were slimy and so ordered.

-I want a bath ready for all of us and our clothes washed before tomorrow.

He answered.

-Of course my lord, glory to you my lord, you fought like a legendary samurai of the far east.

-Ça mourra ? No, no, I will not die, it will be the beast that will die. Well it is already dead. Burn it by the way, it is too disgusting for a trophy. Carius, Gepees, take care of the horses... Tomorrow morning I want to see the cavern too, perhaps we could find the remains of some victims of this monster and bury them properly.

The soldiers obeyed and the innkeeper bowed to you while the people around bowed and whispered that you were some "Ça mourra" in their dialect, apparently, after what you have heard, they were a kind of pagan warriors but the name being so close to "it will die" in French made this stupid. An artist promised to draw you while an ugly woman thanked you for freeing her from the beast, let us be sincere, in your opinion rape by a tentacled monster would be her best chance to get pregnant. Still, you decided to keep it for yourself. And the veneration of the people could be used in a good way. When the innkeeper explained in the middle of his people who nodded sheepishly, their hint of conscience telling them that they were wrong after their betrayal of a nobleman who only wanted to save them.
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>>6191099

-W... What can we do to show you our gratitude ?

You probably would have preferred to tell it after your bath but still, removing your slimy helmet you told.

>I want the hoard of the beast, if it is needed.
>I work for the Glory of God, give me simply something to eat and drink.
>We need something to offer the queen of Bifuria, give us something worthy of her.
>I want your artist, Bing, Ping... Or something like this, as a serf, I shall need an artist at my court.
>Your village suffers from monsters and bandits, and has horrible rules forcing it to capture innocent women. I freed you from monsters, so you shall write in your 34th rule of your charter : if something exists on the Weeb valley it belongs to the Local Lord. Yes, you heard me well, I want your allegiance. I shall protect you as I protected you today and I will ask for your taxes and deal with your bandit problem. That will do for atonement of your betrayal.
>I want you to stop worshipping Idols, God Almighty helped us today, convert to Christianity and you will be forgiven.
>Other (write in)

While they whispered amongst them you saw that Bohémond kissed Spotifia passionately and smiled for him, happy man. Elana, who had approached you, looked bewildered at that.

-B... But my lord, he was always talking about his Becky and is madly in love with her, writing poems and song about her... How ?

You smiled, naïve child... She was covered in slime and blood like you but her charming green eyes had this so sympathetic innocent glint.

-My sweet Elana, there is love, and there is carnal pleasure. A knight can love his lady and have no carnal pleasure with her, writing poetry, obeying her every whim, fighting in tournaments with her favour around his lance and defending her honor against any other man with simply the reassurance of a smile. But even then, he remains a man, with needs. So when he sees a charming, beautiful and interesting young lass who, in this case shares his interest in music and poetry, writing it together, they will happily share some pleasure together and be happy with it for a moment of course. That is a part of knightly life.

Un truth you had always, when you courted ladies, been able to visit brothels or even pretty tavern wenches or some farm girl with big tits. Let us be sincere, there was nothing bad about it, some sweet words and you were making love in a ditch near the road. Some men took peasant lasses by force like that but you thought of it as unbefitting of a knight, and in truth you never needed it, you were tall, quite strong and had beautiful Frankish features, and every common born woman wanted to sleep with a man who bathed anyway. You had even some success with the wives of some fat merchants, ah, life in France was so sweet. Elana answered you candidly, and adorably.

-B... But the church...
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>>6191100

An argument that you heard from many peasant girls before... The merchant classes invoked it less, proof of the burgher's utter degeneracy.

>Nobody is perfect unfortunately, but yes, it is better not to fornicate. The church looks down upon this.
>We will have to confess it... Since we are all stinking, do you wish to take a bath together, to spare the peasants some work. (intrigue roll)
>The Lord knows, the Lord judges... But everyone have impulses honhonhon (intrigue roll)
>I do not think that Spotifia is a Christian anyway, and Bohémond is young do not worry for them anyway.
>Other (write in)
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>>6191100
>We need something to offer the queen of Bifuria, give us something worthy of her.
>I want your artist, Bing, Ping... Or something like this, as a serf, I shall need an artist at my court.
>Your village suffers from monsters and bandits, and has horrible rules forcing it to capture innocent women. I freed you from monsters, so you shall write in your 34th rule of your charter : if something exists on the Weeb valley it belongs to the Local Lord. Yes, you heard me well, I want your allegiance. I shall protect you as I protected you today and I will ask for your taxes and deal with your bandit problem. That will do for atonement of your betrayal.

Go big or go home. We have delivered them from evil. They should recognize their rightful lord, rather than kissing the knee of weaklings who do not protect them!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6191102
>We will have to confess it... Since we are all stinking, do you wish to take a bath together, to spare the peasants some work. (intrigue roll)

honhonhon
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>>6191100
>I want you to stop worshipping Idols, God Almighty helped us today, convert to Christianity and you will be forgiven.
also
>I want your artist, Bing, Ping... Or something like this, as a serf, I shall need an artist at my court.
I'd annex them, but it's a lot of hassle to be responsible for a land so far from ours, no?

>>6191102
>I do not think that Spotifia is a Christian anyway, and Bohémond is young do not worry for them anyway.

>>6191109
I like Elana a lot, but I fear to tempt her off of the good path... Or to get her torn apart by our lovely Rose's dogs.
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>>6191197
We can appoint a bailiff or something. There were plenty of discontiguous fiefs back then, I'm sure.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6191100
>I want the hoard of the beast, if it is needed
>I want your artist, Bing, Ping... Or something like this, as a serf, I shall need an artist at my court.
>I want you to stop worshipping Idols, God Almighty helped us today, convert to Christianity and you will be forgiven.

>>6191102
>We will have to confess it... Since we are all stinking, do you wish to take a bath together, to spare the peasants some work. (intrigue roll)
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6191100
>I want the hoard of the beast, if it is needed.
>We need something to offer the queen of Bifuria, give us something worthy of her.
>I want your artist, Bing, Ping... Or something like this, as a serf, I shall need an artist at my court.
>Your village suffers from monsters and bandits, and has horrible rules forcing it to capture innocent women. I freed you from monsters, so you shall write in your 34th rule of your charter : if something exists on the Weeb valley it belongs to the Local Lord. Yes, you heard me well, I want your allegiance. I shall protect you as I protected you today and I will ask for your taxes and deal with your bandit problem. That will do for atonement of your betrayal.
>I want you to stop worshipping Idols, God Almighty helped us today, convert to Christianity and you will be forgiven.

Basically everything but we did free them from a monster

>>6191102
>We will have to confess it... Since we are all stinking, do you wish to take a bath together, to spare the peasants some work. (intrigue roll)

Also new thread needed
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>>6191100
>>I want the hoard of the beast, if it is needed.
>>Your village suffers from monsters and bandits, and has horrible rules forcing it to capture innocent women. I freed you from monsters, so you shall write in your 34th rule of your charter : if something exists on the Weeb valley it belongs to the Local Lord. Yes, you heard me well, I want your allegiance. I shall protect you as I protected you today and I will ask for your taxes and deal with your bandit problem. That will do for atonement of your betrayal.

>>Nobody is perfect unfortunately, but yes, it is better not to fornicate. The church looks down upon this.

Either one

>>I do not think that Spotifia is a Christian anyway, and Bohémond is young do not worry for them anyway.


Shame on you anons for wishing to corrupt Elana, shame.
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>>6191099
Just caught up to the quest again and I am reminded again why this one is amazing
>>6191100
>Your village suffers from monsters and bandits, and has horrible rules forcing it to capture innocent women. I freed you from monsters, so you shall write in your 34th rule of your charter : if something exists on the Weeb valley it belongs to the Local Lord. Yes, you heard me well, I want your allegiance. I shall protect you as I protected you today and I will ask for your taxes and deal with your bandit problem. That will do for atonement of your betrayal.
>I want you to stop worshipping Idols, God Almighty helped us today, convert to Christianity and you will be forgiven.
As the other anon said, go big or go home.
>>6191102
>I do not think that Spotifia is a Christian anyway, and Bohémond is young do not worry for them anyway.
Another glorious adventure
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>6191109
>>6191197
>>6191395
>>6191477
>>6191618

I see much hesitation about the second choice. I shall roll but I think that the character himself is hesitating.

1 is Charles giving in to his urges
2 is Charles remaining faithful
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>>6191477
>Shame on you anons for wishing to corrupt Elana, shame.
Honestly, I'd consider it if Charles' waifu was less murderous.
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>>6191108
Wisely said, more lands are always better and you could depend less on the baron if you were the vassal of two rulers at the same time.

>>6191474
You are a greedy man, the king needs governors like you messire. A post in Flanders would get these burghers what they deserve.

>>6191477
You are a pious man, but the flesh is weak.

>>6191618
Good to see you again good sir, the thread is ending but I will be glad to see you on the next one (after a well deserved period of rest). And yes, it was glorious.

>>6192088
A true knight should fear nothing but God and his wife.

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You decided that you wanted everything. So you asked for everything : conversion to the Christendom of the village, the allegiance of it in exchange of protection (after all more land could always be better and obeying to two different liege lords would make you less dependent on the baron) and of course their artist and the hoard of the beast too. They discussed then, because even if you were convincing it would be hard. So after some reflection you agreed that you would talk, when you will be back from the capital, with the Count of En, their only theoretical liege lord since they had a charter. You would be their lord but they feared taxes. You answered, as a good champenois coming from a land of fairs to tax the travelling merchants coming to the festival instead of the locals and they agreed with enthusiasm.
You received the artist too, Ankama Ping, as a domestic serf, you told the little bald man that he would now be the official artist of your court. And you promised yourself to look into the hoard of the vile beast right during the next morning.
It had been a good day of négociation to resume.

And about Elana and her questions, you looked at her deep green eyes, of course she was all slimy now but you could not deny that she was pretty. And how could you resist to a girl who called you a knight in shining armor. You told her.

-We will have to confess it... Since we are all stinking, do you wish to take a bath together, to spare the peasants some work....

Her eyes opened greatly and she became red like one of these "taumatoes" that the indians loved so much. She shifted her gaze downwards and told.

-I... I... I always w...
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>>6192099

She could not answer more because she was carried away, quickly the good people prepared hot baths for all of you and you invited her inside. Even if small, even smaller than your dear Rose, she had a pretty face and such adoring eyes... She had rosy cheeks too and when you kissed you were very surprised by the fact that she knew what she was doing. She then kissed your neck while you grabbed one of her modest breasts, succumbing to the joys of love in a hot bath. Her small but athletic body wrapped itself against you and you were about to consummate this night with the rightful "warrior's rest" when your mind was perhaps picked by a small bit of guilt. A part of you wanted her, she was a very lovely young woman, and you had not slept with a woman for three months. THREE MONTHS !?! Could you imagine this ? It was why you fought so much in the courtyard and trained, it made you mad. How could someone hold for so long ? You had asked Brother Louis (you knew that Father François was not a very good counsel about abstinence), and he told "Well, you simply do not do it monseigneur"... Very helpful... You wondered what people did ? They read books ? No wonder why India had so few children and so much literacy... They pleasured themselves ? It was sinful and if fornication was sinful too you preferred relationship with beautiful women than with your right hand. On the other side... Rose... You were betrothed... You knew that she would understand but she saw you as a kind of knight in shining armor, a Lancelot who do nothing wrong. And as every young noble lady she had reads chivalric romans and heard songs of fin' amor about dashing knights and beautiful noble ladies but not heard ribald songs and pastourelles sung in taverns about the same knights and the peasant girls that they indulge in while platonically loving the ladies of their hearths. Aaaah, by Saint Denis, you needed wine to think about it. You were about to propose some to Elana but she looked at you and frowned lightly.

-You seem uneasy my lord...

You shook your head. Trying to tell.

-N... No.. No... Everything is fine. Do not worry ma jolie...

You caressed her cheek and she rubbed her head against your hand, closing her eyes, but then reddened.

-I must confess that... I am.. A little bit...

You frowned, how ? You asked her.

-You are ? Is something wrong ?

-It... it is... I...

-Speak, I will pour us some wine.

The irony of serving wine to your servant was amusing you a bit but her words grounded you again in your thoughts. She said, looking at you.

-It's lady Rose... She has been so kind to me... And I am conflicted about all of this. And God too.. I... I always wanted to... Since I saw you, I mean, you are very pleasing to the eyes my Lord... And you behave in such a chivalric way, never doubting... Always right... I.. Have dreamed about this but now... I feel like it's betraying a friend. And perhaps the first friend that I had and...
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>>6192100

You looked away too, what were you saying. By the... She answered with a small voice looking away too... It was strange, two young people in a bath who were kissing less than a minute before.

-You must love her very much...

-I feel... Yes indeed... Even it is harsh... You know what princess Marie of France, wife to the count of Champagne, told ? She pronounced her judgement in a court of Love, that Love is impossible between married people... That might be true, they could not love, only in mind, they have the duty to do it in body... But this love, carnal and... Oh what am I talking about...

You looked at the fire in the chimney of the room, Elana looked at you then... And began to tell.

-In the school, we have been trained to sometimes seduce our targets, to... Make it easier to kill them. And sometimes I... When I came towards you I felt like.. perhaps I sinned by omission, trying to...

You laughed lightly she was truly adorable, and kissed her on the forehead.

-Believe me, you do not need to do this to have my attention...

She smiled and pressed her head against your chest, lust, perhaps a kind of love too, and guilt were shared between you. Something that you had never felt before. You liked her too much to simply use her for lust, but had only one love, why were sentiments so complicated. She loved you perhaps, yes, but feared God, and did not want to be a traitor. You told her after sipping some wine.

-It was all my fault do not blame yourself...

She nodded, between the feelings and the frustration the ambiance was becoming too heavy. In a lighter tone you added.

-I can promise you that if I cross this bastard of bandit, Dark Sasuke... He will pay for all of it even if he does not even know for what.

She smiled lightly. And told quite boldly.

-That will be if you catch him first my lord... I may hate the idea to kill but he will be in a bad shape when you will finally get to him.

You smiled bitterly, and then cockily.

-Hah, finally ? Are you suggesting that I am slow ?

She saw your playful smile and her mood lightened a bit, sipping from her wine she nodded.

-You are my lord with all your armor, and your mail and helmet clank from faaar away. He will have time to hide while I should catch him in no time.

-That is bold of you to say from someone who failed to kill me once...

-That was luck !
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Her cheeks became crimson and she added.

-And God's will too, I would not be free if not this bad luck.

-Taratata, I won our every fight after this, and I saved you from this tentacled monster.

She shook her head and answered playfully.

-Brother Louis did actually, and he beats you most of the time at the training yard.

You added dramatically.

-What ingratitude...

-Only a part of the eternal adventurer's quarrel between fighters who rely on strength and dexterity.

-Adventurers ? You talk like lady Sue !

She then looked at you, amused, and added.

-Comparing me to lady Sue ? That is a bold thing to tell to a girl who knows about anatomy, blades and poison.

-Hah ! But what am I if not bold ! I charged this beast that forced me to end in a bath with a marvelous young lass.

She laughed at that.

-And I volunteered... You know why ?

-For bravery and valor ?

You decided not to add anything about being well seen in your eyes. But her answer surprised you.

-No... Because I thought that my school course about avoiding blood, sweat and unkept hair during a fight would be useful.

She laughed adorably and you joined her, answering.

-A course for this ? Who was the charlatan that sold it ?

-It is not a charlatan ! It works ! Ask all your men about my liberation of Becky and all the other girls took it too.

-Hah ! What a better resumé about women on battlefields.

You then toasted her.

-To our past actual, and future victories.

You toasted and, looking at the moon you thought that this travel was not so bad. Of course you were still both heavy in the chest but at least everything was clear. And politically if you killed the local bandit and had a deal with the nearby count you would have new lands, more money and perhaps could encourage Brother Louis to build a Templar commandery here, it would get a beautiful view and a defensible location. He wanted to resurrect the order. But that would be a discussion for another day.
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>>6192104

By the way I have archived the thread here

https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6157669/

I will be glad to answer any question until the thread disappears, writing takes me some time and I have other projects so I think that I will take a pause at least until the end of february. I have already decided, by my Lordly will, what will be the next prologue. The next thread will see us going for the first time to the capital, Briberopolis, and, in theory at least, meeting the ruler of our realm.

As always it has been a pleasure to play with you, I wish all you well. May you have many triumphs in love, tournaments and battles dear bannermen.
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>>6192115
Thank you for running messire!
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>>6192104
Oh no, they're cute.

>>6192115
>the next prologue
I wonder how those poor Saracens fare?

Thank you for running!



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