>If the distance is just an inch, couldn't we just use the knife to bridge the current?

Is that your final answer?

>>7244306

Blood. Conductive. Soak into cloth.

>>7244315
I'd probably suggest cutting some strips from our clothes first to block the current, but we need someone to grab the key while the glass is gone. I don't want to keep the knife connected permanently.

I guess we'll try the crazy blood plan.

"Wait, I have an idea. Can you give me a strip of cloth?"

When she does, soak it in the blood that's coming from our head and stomach, then ball it up and press the wire ends on each side of it.

>>7244315
I *need* to use blood in this. NEED.

>>7244334
The blood's wateryness make a excellent conductive. the glass lifts

>>7244349
I feel so beautiful.
Take the key, masturbate with it.

>>7244349
Get key!

fix

>>7244349

SHES DOING THAT FUCKING THING WITH HER FACE AGAIN OH SHIT

Is that electricity bar moving or anything?

>>7244362
>Zap shithole

>>7244362
You manage to get the next key! The girl stands up
"Did you get it?!"

"What do you think?"

>>7244387
Much as I don't want us to be eaten for it, I think we're gonna have to come clean.

"Yeah, it worked! We have a key now!"

>>7244387
Dem teef.

Offer to let her carry it. Afterall, she's a sitting duck without us.

>>7244396
"Can i hold it?"

>>7244419
We'll trade it for a kiss.

>>7244419
"Sure, but why?"

Last thing we want is her groping us for it and realizing we have two more.

Besides, if it's gonna get ugly, it's gonna get ugly. We'll likely have to fight her over the keys no matter who's got em.

>>7244427

For a kiss! *nod* *nods*

>>7244433
"i'll keep them safe kay?"

>>7244433 here.

I am SORELY tempted by >>7244427's alternative.

>>7244435

And then she bites your face off.

Bad end.

>>7244447

I want a fucking kiss. *shiver*

>>7244444
"Uh, okay."

She has nothing better to do anyway. God I hope she's not regenerating her eyes as we speak.

>>7244447
A what if

>>7244462
She flashes a smile and takes it. "Thanks. Now i won't have to eat you" she laughs "JK JK"

>>7244476
I was kidding ^_^

>>7244477
I'll bet.

Back through the way we came, then.

>>7244465
Man. We risked life and limb to get that key and we don't even get a kiss?

Fuck that noise then. Let blindey have the key, let's go back to the original room and play downball or something.

Well here's a question.

Do we ask her about her teeth? It'd be nice to know, but I doubt we'll get any useful information, and we're trying to play kind of dumb.

What number is Jaws?

>>7244477

Look for more sexy rooms. And girls.
Or boys. *hearts boyrape*

>>7244484

>>7244499
>>7244500
Won't hurt to ask. I think..

Maybe the keys are like Continues.

If you don't have a key and you die, it's GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER?

>>7244504
Sigh. Through Freedom, presumably to 5.

We don't know Jaws' number, we'll have to find a good opportunity to ask. Apparently she knows 6, as she wasn't offended or surprised that we kissed her until she learned it wasn't 6, but 1.

>>7244499

Yeah this, also have we seen the other side of her face at all?

Confirmed or non-confirmed on there not being an eye on the other side?

>>7244515
Just to clarify- Th keys are needed to win this 'game'. You need eight. 1 has 3. The girl has 0

>>7244523
she lost both her eyes. One moment while i build the freedom room.

>>7244524
Didn't we give her the electricity room key?

>>7244539

Loading Screen!

>>7244553
I lol'd. Probably not appropriate, but I lol'd.

sorry bout tht

>>7244553
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCWBlkX-wJc


Loading Music!

>>7244572

Is that a Dreadnought?

>>7244572
Don't Trust... wonderful...

Look at that thing on the wall, the console or paper or whatever.

>>7244576
It is a cudely drawn box. It is sealed shut.

Wait shit, I read that wrong.

I thought that was the number four. It's six.

Who do we know that knows six?

I GUESS that's nothing we already knew, but if her shark-toothed boyfriend joins the party, we're dead.

>>7244586

I believe that there is another cute rape victim in there named NUMBER 4.
We should open it. And kiss her.

>>7244590
There is both a 4 and 6 on the screen.

>>7244597
Oh, okay. That's why, the wall and box are different.

Whew.

>>7244572
>Don't trust 6!
>Pointing to a locker labeled 4
>lulz

Also, NO NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE ALSO NAMED TOM

READ THE NOTE ON THE WALL
READ THE NOTE
READ THE NOTE
NUMBER 1,
READ THE NOTE

>>7244579

>>7244607

I was pretty sure that she was named Nyu.
Nyu Diclonius.

>>7244619
Hm.

Well then, open the box.

>>7244619
The girl- "what's in the room?"

KISS JAWS.
READ NOTE.

>>7244625

"Some box with a 'IV' on it. That's about it."

>>7244619
>>7244625

It would appear that 6 imprisoned 4 in the box, leaving a note not to trust 4.
It also appears that the All-Points-Bulletin was signed by 4.

>>7244641
"..... Are you gonna open it? There might be a key in there."

>>7244649

"It looks like 6 left a note not to trust the box..."

>>7244654
"6!? Is he okay!? What else does it say!?"

>>7244660

"Well, it looks like, he violated a rule... and something about sweepers...?"

If we're gonna open it, make sure we're BEHIND the door. That way if something pops out it goes after Jaws instead.

>>7244671

Let's not open it.
I like 6 better. He can fuck us.
And help us fuck Jaws.

>>7244669
"No... He got attacked by Sweepers?" she looks sad now.

Where else can we go right now?

>>7244684
"Uh... what are sweepers?"

>>7244686
We need a map...

>>7244684
Console Jaws with slightly too friendly hug.

>>7244684

"No! No! It says they should be looking for him... I don't think they got him! *huggle her* We'll find him, I promise."

>>7244686
As far as we know, nowhere. It's possible a door will open up behind us, but thus far this is the only path left.

>>7244696
>>7244692
Combining both!

She hugs back regaining some SAN points. Then your hand goes a little to far down... She's to sad to notice but soon breaks the hug

>>7244696
>huggle

Get. Out.

>>7244710
*lick*

>>7244708
Your Bi-Curious skill has risen! Congrats

CAN WE PLEASE STOP FEELING UP THE CRIPPLED YET RAPIDLY REGENERATING LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR THAT WILL TURN ON US THE SECOND WE ARE OF NO FURTHER USE TO IT?

>>7244722
Seconded. There's a thumping sound coming from the box "Is anyone there?!"

>>7244722
No. We like her. She's sweet, and soft.
*cuddle*

>>7244722
Well surely we should be groping it now, rather than later? Seriously, man. Where are your priorities?

>>7244691

Map? Map?!

I AM THE MAP.

Starting room. North and west doors. North is locked, so we went west.

That lead to the drawer room. Found a syringe behind the drawer, but couldn't open it. North door and west tunnel. Door was locked, so went west.

That lead to Jaws' room, where we found her huddled and crying. Earlier we found, attacked, and got owned by some other guy there. West and north door. West was electricity room, north was room we're in now.

>>7244724

SAY NOTHING.

>>7244725
I lol'ed at that. I didn't think /tg/ was into girls with unusually sharp teeth though

>>7244722
No.

/tg/: "lesbian shenanigans come first!"

>>7244732
"PLEASE! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! I HAVE A KEY!"

>>7244742

Open the lock with an imaginary key.

"OH NO! DON'T PET THE CRIPPLED HELLHOUND, IT WILL RECOVER SOON!"

Now is the perfect time for hellhound petting.

>>7244724
"Yes, who's there?"

Try to open box.

>>7244742

SAY NOTHING.

Whisper to Jaws that she's lying to get out.

>>7244742
"Who are you? Why are you in there? How do I open this thing?"

>>7244748
She nods. The voice continues "I CAN HEAR YOU! PLEASE LET ME OUT! IS THAT YOU 1!? 3!? PLEASE!"

>>7244753
Whisper "What number are you?" to Jaws.

>>7244753

SAY MORE NOTHING!

Giggle softly to Jaws.

Jaws is clearly 4.

>>7244759
Make that "What's your name again?" or something friendlier.

>>7244759
"5 Three has long red hair. that's the bastard that took my eyes"

Knock gently on the box.

"How'd you get in there?"

>>7244765
she shakes her head "I can't say my real name

>>7244745
>>7244726
>>7244725

"Who are 1 and 3?"

>>7244773
We're 1.

3's the dick who took out her eyes, possibly the guy who owned us as well.

Did he have long red hair? I forget.

>>7244770

"It's ok." *squeeze*

>>7244773
We are 1. 3 is a dick.

Cut open your own stomach with the pigstick and search for possible keys in your innards.

>>7244773
Actually wait, that's kind of brilliant.

We ask who this 1 she speaks of is, she tells us what she thinks of us. We ask about 3, she tells us what she thinks of 3.

Only trouble is we're antagonizing her as is, if she's a potential ally we don't want to add being a shifty motherfucker to our list of faults.

>>7244773
>>7244773
known numbers so far
1-you
2-???
3-Guy who stabbed you
4-Guy in box???
5-Jaws
6-Jaws love intrest?
7-???

Other numbers are unkown

>>7244792
He was asking. He was being DEVIOUS.

>>7244773
>>7244791

do this

>>7244791
"It's you isn't it 1!? DAMMIT OPEN THIS FUCKING BOX! JUST PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE SIDE!"

>>7244808
Have Jaws say that it's not one.

>>7244816

>>7244808

Don't let him out. Tell him he's going to be trapped in there for all eternity.

>>7244816
"Damn.. If it isn't one then who is it? And why are you asking who 1 and 3 are? lose your memory?"

>>7244823

We're not letting him/her out.
We're toying with it for information and FUN.

>>7244826
"If you really have a key in there, tap it lightly against the box."

>>7244838
smart "........." he/she does nothing

>>7244826

Scratch the box with our nails, whisper breathlessly "Three." Leave the room for a while.

>>7244841
"HA! So, Keyless, how'd you get in there in the first place?"

>>7244852
"I may or may not have broken rule 34. Sweepers decided to put me in here for lulz"

>>7244855
I lol'd at the possibilities.

Open box, get killed by imaginary friend. WAT.

>>7244859
Gah. And my interest in this quest just plummeted.

>>7244859
"Oh? And what's rule 34?"

Don't answer that.

>>7244862
I can't see that scene without hearing the parody redub of Dune.

>>7244859
JK "THe box jammed when i was being revived. I can't get it open"

NOW LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

I AM GOING TO START HITTING THE BOX UNTIL I GET SERIOUS ANSWERS.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SKIP THE AURAL TORTURE PLEASE BEGIN GIVING SERIOUS ANSWERS NOW

>>7244875
"So why'd you lie about the key? Hmmmmm?"

Also, can we not tell from his/her voice which type of rapeable it is?

>>7244875
>>7244859

The "don't trust" looks excellent right now.
Can we destroy the button?

>>7244882
That seems excessive. I mean, nobody's gonna open it other than us anyway, right? What if we need him later?

>>7244881
the voice is male "I assumed you'd jump at the chance. I know 7 would."

Tear off the button. Tear off the button. Tear off the button. Tear off the button. Tear off the button. Tear off the button. Tear off the button.

>>7244880
Oh yes, we could hammer on the box until she's deaf.
That might be fun.

>>7244888
"Well it didn't work, so now you'd best tell us everything you know about everyone and everything in here."

>>7244882
Even with all of one's might she could not break it. Jaws might be able to chew through it,

>>7244882

I dunno. The "Don't Trust" thing seems way too obvious.

>>7244888

We don't like boys.
Can Jaws chew off the button?

>>7244901
"like?"

I think we'd best not encourage Jaws to gnaw through things explicitly to condemn individuals to eternal banishment.

Just a thought.

>>7244907

"Your name, rank, and serial number."

>>7244907
"Like.... what do you know about 1?"

Promise to help this noob out, on the condition that he tells us everything he knows about The Game and us.

Don't actually let him out though, unless we decide to trust him after he tells us everything.

>>7244913
"And 3, you friends or something?"

>>7244913
"one? That's the owners sister isn't it? Yeah it's funny how even though they're family 1 still can't beat The Owners game. Last i heard she died for like the three hundreth time"

I think we need to figure out whether more than one person can win at once. That might affect whether we let him out.

Trouble is, finding out the wrong answer in front of Jaws would be bad, because then she'd know that we knew it was her or us at some point.

We don't want her knowing that. We want her thinking she'll just gnaw our heads off while we dance around, all eight keys in hand.

>>7244916
He already agreed to say eveything. It's Q&A time

>>7244926
"And 2?"

>>7244926

Take a moment to RAGE at your heartless brother for putting you into this.

>>7244926

The plot thickens.

>>7244935

Not that we trust any of his answers but...

Detail information about each of the numbers in order.
Then ask what he knows about Rule 100.

>>7244939
Unless we volunteered. Or it's our hot sister. Or there's fabulous prizes. Or he knew we'd be hot for Jaws.

>>7244938
"2? Honestly I can't think of a more pathetic player. She's died over 700 times! Always breaking rule 7.."

>>7244939

Important note!

It could be our SISTER not our brother.

>>7244939
It's kind of fun in here, we met squishy-teeth.
She tastes like honey you know, and honeyed blood.

>>7244948
"What's rule 7?"

>>7244954
Wait a sec, I forgot about that. Her lips literally tasted like honey didn't they?

>>7244959
Yap!
She's ours.

>>7244955
>>7244944
"Rule seven is giving out certain details that are Forbidden. 100... To break that one you have to actually kill a sweeper. I'd stay away from guys who do that. They're monsters"

>>7244964
Yeah, hot damn. We're gonna have to get a look at 6, see if this is a hot threesome or a hostile takeover.

>>7244966
Sexy.
I want 6.

>>7244959
Blood honey. Just remembering that raises 1's Bi Curious meter.

>>7244959
...

Sharp teeth?
Tastes like honey?
Overly aggressive?

FIVE IS A BEAR.

>>7244966
Holy shit. I dunno if we wanna be the Other Woman in this scenario.

"What about 3?"

>>7244973
AAAAAAH!

Fuck, why don't I have that story screencap saved?

>>7244966

"What are rules 1-10?"

>>7244974
"He's okay. Kind of a jerk though. His skills far surpass anyone elses. I think the only one who's Evolved more then him is 2"

>>7244982
"Evolved?"

>>7244988
"Yeah. 3's is truly frightening. Those eyes are scary.. Can i come out now?"

Hmmm. So only we know that 6 is a badass.
*smirk*
*can't wait till he gets to 6 on the count*

>>7244995
"No. What's this Evolved you were talking about?"

>>7244995

Ask more about evolution.

>>7244976
For you.

>>7244995

"Once we get a full report on each player and any terminology of note, we will release you."

>>7245001
"Each of us are given They evolve as we play but they only get stronger the more we're alive. Die and it resets. 3's is by far the most deadly"

I say our eventual plan is to release him, on the notion that keeping him in there was just punishment for lying to us.

We can then use him as an ally against Jaws if necessary, or more likely, use Jaws to help dispose of him if necessary.

Trouble is, it's awfully convenient having your teammates have to take your word for everything that's going on.

>>7245016

Are we given fnords?

>>7245027
Speaking of which Jaws is hearing all of this as well and shifts uncomfortably at the notion of evolution

>>7245016
So... levelling up, basically?

"What about 5?"

"What affects Evolution rate?"

>>7245016

Ask him how evolved he is.

>>7245027

We should definitely ask if he likes sex before releasing him.
That will be our final demand of him, do become our sex-toy.
Mmmm, more rape. More emotional ties.

>>7245033
Hug Jaws reassuringly.

ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS WHERE WE CAN GET A GUN

>>7245046
>>7245039
>>7245034

She hugs 1 back. "The longer you live the more you Evolve. As for five, she's a fresky little thing. Ugly as hell and those freaky ass teeth scare the hell out of me."

>>7245061
STRAFE. STRAFE, YOU FOOL.

>>7245033

This was clearly why jaws didn't want us to help her respawn.
It probably resets her cute teeth.

>>7245061
Pistol, shotgun, rocket launcher? The hell kind of level is he on, skipping chaingun like that?

>>7245067
Gasp, squeeze her harder, whisper:

"You're not ugly at all! He's crazy!"

>>7245073
No ammo, except for 10 shells.

>>7245067

>>7245073

Tricks And Traps, I think it's MAP09 on Doom II

>>7245087
lol u mad

>>7245079
Seconding!

Can we please just leave that dude in the locker and move on?

>>7245079
She smiles a bit. You have gained Jaws affection!

We need to hear about... 4, 6 and 7?

ASK HIM WHERE THE GUNS ARE BEFORE JAWS EATS THE BOX

>>7245104
YES!
On the way to rape.
Consensual rape, in the missionary position.
*cackles wildly*

>>7245104
Soon... SOON! It will be time for razor sharp teeth cunnillingus.

I can bearly wait.

>>7245105
"4? That'd be me baka. As for six... God six killed a sweeper.."

>>7245105
Well he is 4, not sure what he'd have to say about himself.

>>7245104
MUCH better than some key.

"What about 6?" Tone might be slightly surly for Jaws' benefit.

>>7245119
"And 7? Is he the last one, or is there an 8?"

>>7245124
"7? That crazy bitch let more people in? Honestly what's the point of letting more people into a game only three can win?"

>>7245119

"Did he now... and how might he have done that?"

>>7245129
Menage a trois confirmed.

"What happens to the losers?"

>>7245129
CONFUSION. He was the one who mentioned a 7.

>>7245138
".... They will never leave"

>>7245129

''Who is this crazy bitch?''

>>7245129

He's lying about the three.
And if he isn't, only Jaws and Us will be winning anyway.

>>7245143
"1's sister. The Owner who started this whole thing"

>>7245142
"And the winners?"

Great, now if we avoid eternal imprisonment everyone'll think it's nepitism.

>>7245153
"They get their one wish granted. So long as wonder games can pay for it of course"

I still say we let him out. Unless 3 manages to turn him on us at a key fight or something, there doesn't seem to be much damage he can do.

Though I suppose he COULD be a hardass in combat or something.

>>7245157
"Do you know anything about strange substances that might be lying around in here?"

>>7245158

He *may* be lying about the three people being able to win.
He *does* know there are two people outside.

Well, we found what we wanted to know.

Let's get the fuck out of dodge.

>>7245163
"??? What do you mean? Look can you please let me out it's very stuffy in here"

>the voice is male "I assumed you'd jump at the chance. I know 7 would."

>"7? That crazy bitch let more people in? Honestly what's the point of letting more people into a game only three can win?"

"Why are you refusing to speak about Number 7?"

>>7245164
That's a good point, actually. The question is, why would he lie? So we think it's supposed to be a three-man team, and hey, we have a slot?

Not bad, actually. And I'm still worried that if we leave him here someone else will scoop him up or he'll manage to kill himself and spawn elsewhere or something. Or the tech crews might find him.

>>7245178
"..........." no responce

>>7245183

Tell him he is no longer useful. Leave him there for all eternity.

>>7245182

He will probably suffocate without an air vent.
We may want to let him out before then.

Though, he is probably lying about the three people, and won't speak about Number 7.

>>7245183
Whisper to Jaws:

"What do you think of letting him out? He might be able to help us, and if he tries anything we should be able to deal with him together."

>>7245183
"You're going to need to be rather more honest if you want to leave there."

>>7245197
"I'll rip hs neck off if he tries anything"

I'm in favour of leaving 4 to rot solely because he called us a baka.

Fucking weeaboos.

>>7245197

>>7245211

What's the happy gold visor person in the background?

>>7245211
Oh, the eye is back. Hi, 3!

>>7245211

THERE APEARS TO BE A HUGE, YELLOW-EYED NEGRO IN THE ROOM

As you may or may not be aware, we are in possession of a syringe filled with blue liquid.

We have no idea what it is or does. Could be a plasmid, granting the user the ability to shoot lightning from their fingertips. Could be raw chaos, boiling the subject away into an agonized vapor. Could be some sort of mundane substance that's useful for dissolving locks or cleaning stains.

We don't know.

Thus far, we've been keeping and/or forgetting about it, partially because there hasn't been any particular reason to try it out.

But I wonder. Is the time to shoot ourselves, our soon-to-be-lover, or our expendable new recruit up with Blue?

>>7245212

THIS.

>>7245211

>>7245211
Look behind us.

>>7245211
>>7245236
Tentacle rape is imminent.

>>7245236

DONT... DONT KILL ME, NOBLE NEGRO

I DEFENDED YOUR RACE ON THE INTERNET

>>7245229

Hmmm.
He did mention that each person is given some sort of evolution-advantage.
This could be it.

We should inject ourself *before* opening the door. If we die, we can just run back without leaving Jaws alone.

>>7245236

TURN AROUND

So this is what happens when negros find where the white women are at.

>>7245241

>>7245229

INJECTION NOW!

FLATTEN OURSELVES AND JAWS AGAINST THE WALL, OUT OF THE WAY

IT MIGHT BE A SWEEPER AFTER THE GUY IN THE BOX

>>7245236
Panic time. I say we hit the button to release new meat or inject ourselves with blue.

Both are, of course, desperate and likely foolish.

>>7245268

doooo iiiittt

>>7245268
Do you really wish to inject? 4- "PLease... I've told you everything.. Let me out.."

Looking behind your shoulder every now and then would seem wise.

>>7245280

What if it turns us into a boy?

>>7245267
Fuck.

Alright, open the box.

"Alright, you can come out now. But don't even think about lying anymore!"

>>7245291

DON'T OPEN IT!

>>7245267
Fucking Boos.

>>7245287

Shoot me up with dat fine blue stuff

>>7245291
Open? Don't open?

>>7245287
Inject and then open, if we're gonna do both.

Though I can't help but notice this seemed like a TERRIBLE idea right up until the Bioshock pic.

>>7245303
I vote don't. Let him rot.

>>7245306

How else are we gunna fight off all the SPLOICARS?

>>7245312
Don't open it.

I vote that we leave him there. -1 morality, please.

>>7245306
Okay... 1 pulls out the syringe and injects herself with the unknown contents. She feels a orrible sensation creep along her back but nothing more

>>7245303
Man up time.

"I'm thinking about it. Gonna try something first though."

To Jaws:

"I'm gonna try something dangerous, so hold on, okay?" Get into her embrace at least a little.

Then...

Shoot up. Fine Liquid Blue.

>>7245323

Glorious!
Now we can feel sexy tingles, and get off on letting 4 rot.

He said it was time based, not induced by chemicals. I don't think we should take our life as easily from now on.

I say let him out.

>>7245323
Feel back, confirm absence of tentacles and the like.

I still say we use the guy as a meatshield. Jaws can probably take him solo, even blind, so with our added pigstickery we should be fine.

>>7245334
Majority vote, 1 presses the button on the side and the box opens revealing..... A guy? I think it's male..

>>7245303

Keep him in there.
I trust 6.

>>7245342

Kiss him.

>>7245342

Kiss him.

>>7245342

"Nice glasses, did you get them from the dicksucking store?"

>>7245342
Glasses? Did we get a tech guy?

Well... I guess it's back to the room we found Jaws in, then. Anything else in 4's box?

>>7245354
>>7245351
>>7245342
Mmmmm, kiss.

(Hai Otacon!)

>>7245351
>>7245354

Hivemind.

>>7245360
He stretches a bit "Thanks for letting em out i re-" a sound come out of the loud speaker "1, you have broken rule 67. the Sweepers have been deployed" "!?"

>>7245373

Knew we should have left him in there. *sigh*

>>7245373
Well fuck. Let's hope Jaws is anywhere near as hard as her boyfriend.

"What's rule 67?"

>>7245368

>>7245373

FOOOUUUURRR!!!!!!

>>7245388
THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!

At least he didn't piss his pants this time.

>>7245387
"Oh.. Uhm that'd be th rule against letting people out of their boxes before the timer runs out... Sorry"

"Quick! How did you kill that sweeper?"

>>7245396

PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM

>>7245396
"YOU!"

Strangle him.

>>7245398
"Hell if i should know!" 5 holds onto 1 tighty

>>7245406
Run for it?

I think run for it. Unless we wanna hide in the box, or something.

>>7245410
>>7245406

THROW 4 BACK IN THE BOX! QUICKLY!

PUMMEL HIM INTO THE BOX AND SHUT THE LID

>>7245420
>>7245421
Third. Back in your fucking box, traitorous swine.

Thread is autosaging, new thread please OP

Option 1: Run.

Option 2: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! We give ourselves up, they give us a slap on the wrist instead of gutting us or something.

Option 3: >>7245420>>7245421
BOX WHAT BOX SEE HE'S STILL IN THERE

Continued here http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/7245438

>>7245429
What is it with you kids and autosage? This isn't /b/. An autosaging thread will live for HOURS on /tg/.

>>7245443
Less convenient though.

>>7245437

"We put him back. You guys didn't need to do anything at all."