| Helen Tanner- 1 9mm Handgun (Artifact - Infinite Ammo), 1 Butterfly Knife, 1 Cowboy Hat (Artifact - Transparency) tied around the neck, 1 Backpack (containing 1 Local Map [Artifact - Local Topography], 1 pair of Nightvision Goggles, 1 Cell Phone, 1 Flashdrive of 54's Arkham Data, 1 Lead Box holding Carcenogenic Sunglasses [Artifact - Ghost Vision], 1 dose of Panacea [Artifact - Cure-All], a notebook containing 33's notes, and 1 Lighter (Artifact - Hallucinogenic).
| Devon Brody: 1 M1903 Springfield Bolt-Action Rifle (no ammunition), 1 set of Flash Cards with Pen, 1 Water Bottle (Artifact - Unlimited Water).
| Clara: Carbine 1 M4A1 Carbine, 1 SPAS-12 Combat Shotgun, 1 Nazi-Engraved Letter Opener (Artifact - Hitler-Related Nightmares),
| Cilian Creed: Fire

>>10078525
Plans? Keep our temper under control. Find out something he wants that we can get him. Get out with our freedom.

>>10078610
Whatever happened to our badass headband?

>Also, Bloodquest 20! Fuck Yeah!

>>10078667
>the BITCHIN' HEADBAND was discarded, I think before you even met 54, or maybe when you were transported to Kansas

The fortress looms over you, the setting sun obscured behind its hulking spires. Several servitors flit about inside the dimly-lit halls, wearing a different sort of dress uniform, sort of reminiscent of the SS dress, but lacking the flared pant or red accents. The black-on-black aesthetic carries over to all aspects of design, a black carpet stretching down the hallway over floors of polished obsidian or marble. Past this hallway, wrought iron archways of impeccable craftsmanship lead you to a large audience chamber; stained glass windows bearing fanciful, runic designs would normally catch the light if it were brighter outside.

Wilhem LaForce doesn't look a day over thirty, though as you draw nearer, you can see that his flesh bears the streaked, almost cracked appearance of un-fired clay, as though he is set to dissolve at any disturbance. He wears a voluminous robe of forest green with golden trim, and is seated on a stiff-backed iron throne.

"A throne?" you ask. "Really?" the other members of your party gaze about, at the intricate glasswork or vaulted ceilings.

"Vhat can I say?" LaForce responds with a shrug, his accent thick. "I hav a flair for de drama. If you are going to do someting, do it proper or not, as de saying goes."
"But vhat of you, miss...? Vhat brings you to my halls, the future center of the vorld?"

>Pic related, it's apparently the real Wilhelm LaForce, if the internet is to be believed

>>10078942
"What, getting to business so soon? Surely introductions are in order. I am Helen Tanner, also formerly known as 82."

>>10079077
"What, getting to business so soon? Surely introductions are in order. I am Helen Tanner, also formerly known as 82."

"Es tut mir leid, bitte," he says. "I am so very busy, you see. I have almost forgotten vhat it is to make time for formalities." He rises, bowing his head slightly. "I am, as you know, Vilhelm LaForce, the sole survivor and inheritor of Thule."
"82?" he muses... "Den perhaps you know me as 16. You have come fleeing Arkham? Or at their beckoning." He drums his fingers together, looking at you as though trying to extract the answer from your mind; maybe that's what he's doing.

>As much fun as ArkhamArchivist is, where is everyone else?

"Actually, I came because I really admire you."

>>10079132
"More of an independent contractor, really. "
>C'mon, someone else show up so I don't have to do this all myself.

>>10079168
>>10079159
"More of an independent contractor," you say. "Truth be told, I came here because I admire you?"

"Oh? Und how is that?" LaForce says. "The overnight takeover of mein father-land is impressive, certainly, but vhat is that to you? Vhat do you know, dat I am not merely another tyrant for you to collar yourself beneath?"

>>10079281
We know anything about Thule?

>>10079305
>He can probably tell if we're lying
>Also, sitting back and letting others post for a bit, I don't like stealing the spotlight.

"I don't know if you're just another tyrant or not. But everywhere else really went to shit, you know? At least you... sort of held things together."

>Is something going on tonight? Where are all the other regulars?

"I don't know if you're just another tyrant or not. But everywhere else really went to shit, you know? At least you... sort of held things together."
16 shrugs. "Not so much held together as reinforced. I knew things vould be bad vhen Arkham's skeletons came spilling out of their closets. But if I could reach Europe, if I could unite her against this, ve vould have a chance, both to protect humanity and to assert my own power," he says with a smile.

>>10079570
Probably the problems have messed up attendance, or they just aren't on.

>>10079570

Our purpose here has to do with 13. As you might have heard, any attempts at containment have been met with failure. Seeing as how you have designs on the rest of the world, you must have some sort of plan for dealing with this problem. We have come here in the hopes that collaboration might increase the chances of success.

"So you have come to be mein super-powered lieutenants? I already have such at my disposal."

"We came because of 13. I'm sure you're aware she...it's...tearing the world apart. We were hoping since you seem to have a grand scheme for all this it included solving that little problem. Our efforts would be more successful if they were concerted..."

"Und tell me, fraulein Tanner," 16 says, stroking his chin. "Vhy should I not simply let this 13 cripple your nation, und then svoop in, ze conquering hero? Zwei Vogel mit einem Stein."

"I have no idea what you just said, but we'd like help sooner, rather than later. After all, there will be more people left the sooner you help,"

>>10079953

More people to worship you, I should say

>>10079915
Because I can offer you things you may want.
>Do we name drop the organization Theo is working with or did he want it on the DL?

>>10079915
Because though it would be easier to conquer our country, you would also have to spend more money rebuilding the utter devastation 13 will reek. And who can say that...it...will stay in America?

>>10079915

So you're more interested in ruling dead land instead of the people inside it? People are what makes a country, not lines in the sand.

Besides, collaboration wouldn't hurt your PR, and people will remember when you do finally make your move. The US is under duress and is welcoming you with open arms and swallowing their pride, this opportunity will not come often, and probably never at a more advantageous time.

>Oh, thank god, people.

"And what, you can rule a dead land? It's people that make a nation, not lines on a map. People that will be very grateful you acted when you did. The American governments not even TRYING to control most of their country, if you showed up and solved their problems people would throw themselves at your feet. Besides, who's to stay it will even stay in America?"

"Vell, to your last point, I could simply vait until the beast moves, und deal vith it vhen it crosses my new borders. But perhaps you make a compelling argument...better to be seen as a savior zen a tyrant, no matter vhat the truth is..."

"How do I know zat your government is not simply vaiting for me to do zeir job? Vhat authority do you have to parlay vith me in ze first place?"

>>10080177
>I say spill the beans, but make it clear we're here on our own initiative, not following Arkham's orders.

>>10080177

The government is, for all intents and purposes, gone. Since we're one of the few souls with the will and capability to try and fix this mess, we've been able to strong arm Arkham into cooperation. He makes my blood boil (lol) but there will be enough time to hang him after the world has been saved.

>>10080177
"The authority of someone doing their best to hold their country together."

>>10080306
"The government, as we've said, is dead in the water, not that they would know what to do in any case. We've managed to strongarm Arkham into cooperation and support, though we are on tenuous terms."
"BAH! Arkham!" LaForce shouts, his voice echoing in the vast hall.
"I hear you," you say. "But there's plenty of time to hang him when we're fixed his mess."

16 remains silent, pacing somewhat; you realize that for someone purportedly in terrible agony, he displays himself as a very shrewed, thoughtful, if slightly bombastic individual.

"So? Do you know how to stop 13 or not?"

>>10080480

I guess we wait for him to give his answer.

>>10080480
"Believe me, there is no love lost between us. He took my whole life from me."

>>10080480
"Just think, you are the one in the position of power now, and he's the one coming to you. Sort of. You can get anything you want from him, within reason. Maybe embarrass him a little, little though it will pay you back for what he's done."

"Do you even know how to stop 13, or not?"
16 seems to notice you again, having become lost in thought.

"I believe so, yes. Ze plane from vhich I draw my power is slightly more...ordered than the vast voidal chaos that spawned these entities. Nevertheless, I am confident that I can defeat the entity, though it may take a terrible toll on me..."

"Well, just remember, you're the one holding all the cards now. You should take advantage of that."

LaForce nods slowly, looking sideways at you.
"Yes...Yes, I believe you are right, fraulein. Tell me zhen, vhat is your plan? Ve simply hop on a plane und mosie over to California?"

>>10080670
If that is what we have to do, then yes. You know how your powers work better than I do.

>>10080670
"I just want to stop 13. You know to do that better than I do."

Pause.

"You... can read minds, right? Can you read mine?"

>>10080670
"With our forces combined, why not?"

>>10080670
"We lay a trap. The entities such as 13 are attracted to certain objects, hedrons, maybe if you've heard of them. If we could draw 13 to one of them..."

>>10080758

A brilliant idea, which I will second.

Also ask LaForce if he thinks it is possible to banish or destroy the entity instead of just imprisoning it.

>>10080758
And a third.

You smile. "With our combined forces, why not? We have access to artifacts that can attract entities, we could spring a trap easily."
"Ja, ja..." 16 says. "I vill have to set my affairs in order, und delegate the appropriate actions to be taken in my absence, of course..."

Behind LaForce, the dim light seems to drain out of the room, and a gathering darkness surrounds your group. In what little light streams in from the windows, you can see the shadows around you flickering unnaturally.

>>10080853
Oh god no, the shadows.
Get Creed to make a small light.

>>10080853
>>10080870

Blood armor up too.

Prepare for Slender Man attack. Cthulthu only knows how it got here.

What happened did this thread die?

"Creed, give us some light!" you shout.
Cilian obeys, raising his hands as his arms are wreathed in torch-like flames. The darkness recedes somewhat, though it clouds around you like an inky wet sheet.
"Was ist los?" LaForce murmurs. "Vhat have you brought here??" He frees his thin-fingered hands from his robes, a dark purple light flickering around him like will-o-wisps or fireflies. He grits his teeth, as leylines of the same sheen spread out from him, tracing intricate designs on the floor and the walls, even up to the vaulted ceilings.
"Vile schwein..." he roars. "INTO MY HOUSE!!"

>>10080853
Crap.
"By the way, in exchange for your assistance, what do you want? This can't just be about good PR for you, can it?"
>>10080928
Just a slow day.

>>10080974
I don't know, but we don't want it here anymore than you do!

>>10080974
"I think it likes me. To be honest, I thought I'd left it behind in North America."
Blood Armour up, whips out.
"Keep your eyes open."

>>10080974
...fuuuuck.
Trouble always seems to follow us, huh?
>Should have paid attention to the damn thread title, huh?

>>10080974

Take a chill pill LaForce, we're here to ask for your help and to try to make a deal.

Creed! MEGA FLARE!

"If something's here, it's here for us too!" you shout, armor slicking up over your skin. Clara's arm snaps open, the raingun humming excitedly. Brody remains in terrified silence; with no ammunition, he clutches his rifle, hoping to bayonet or butt the first hostile he sees.

G̸̹̰͙̺̺͎̩̻͍͗̄̿́o̴̢̼̹͖͔̩̱̥ͥṍ̭͉̋̍͂͑̒̚͞d̷̰̭͖̽͜͡ ͎͚̘͉͙͙̞̇̿͛̄ͥ̑̈́ͭ̚͠E̷̴̤͓͔̝͉̟̖͉̹͌ͩͨ̇̊̍v̮ͨ͐͒ͥ͢e̴̙̩̙̩͊̂ͫͅ
̣n̎ͨͧͪͥ͑ͥ̍͏̣̮i̧͖̯̞̩̮͂͂ͤ͢n̝͚̩̣̠ͯͩ͒͢ͅͅg̢̝̮͚ͣ̋

It sounds all around you, hideous, affronting. The Slender Man rises from the marble floor like a serpent rearing to strike, angular arms and legs held lax as it floats several inches off the floor itself, exuding a cold darkness.

>>10080974

I think you're about to meet the architect of all this chaos. Sorry for if I make a mess, but things are about to get desperate.

>>10081147
Hurl some Bloodspears.

Get Creed to light up the room to maximum.

>>10081147
"Yes, yes, good evening, and fuck you very much"

>>10081194
>>10081208

Seconded on both.

Actually, can Creed make some kind of binding circle around the Slender Man?

That fucker probably didn't follow us, More likely it just manifests wherever he thinks he can do the most damage to mankind.

It's GO TIME!

Toss Brody the pistol!

>>10081353
don't, he doesn't know how to use it. He will be just as useful to us if he tries to bayonet it.

Creed's arms bifurcate, several fiery limbs dancing around him. He spits fire at the Slender Man, while he radiates licking flames, driving away some of the persistent shadows.
Your whips flicker out, snapping twice in quick succession. The blood splashes against its insubstantial form. It lets out a hiss.

"P̃̇͑̂̔͊̏̏͏̟̰̕͠i̖̪͓͈͈̟͗̐ͬc̢̟͔̘͉̖̼̦̻͐̏̍͛̊̆̀͘k̨̔̿̋̎̚
̥͖̣̠̟ ̸͚̗̥̝̲̈́̎̽̃̃̅̀͠a̼̻̭̰̫̒̈͆̏̈́̀n̳̅͋̏̐͡d̺̭͇̞̲̞ͭ̋̊͌̀͗͘͠ͅ ̶̥̟͔̞̅̀͘̕x̏̊͡͏̞̮̟͇̜̦̠̞x̵͓̙̮͔̯̐̐͂͞f̘̱̺̼̎̋ͯ͋̌ͭͯ͘ ̸̙̗̃͗̀̍̑ͣͯͬẽ̸̱̱̞̖̮̤̀͐͂̃ͬͨ͡ ̷ͧͧ̑ͯͨ͠҉̠̹̱͓ͅs̷̬͇ͧͪͥ͊̓̌̕c̛̣͇ͣ̚͞r̰̻̰̝̝ͭ͗ͨ͐ͥ̎̔̚͠͠aͮ́̎̇
̭̬̟̘̇͜t͓̥̖̦̳̯͛ͬͣ̌̎ͅc̓ͩ́ͦͣ̂ͪ͞҉̝͚̲͉͓ͅh͕̟͈̟̲̞̹̽͂ͯ̓ ̴̹̞͔̹̰̰̏ͨ̀͟w̧̲̯̹̓ͬ̊̄i̴̤̭̫͖̮̓̋ͨ̀̊͋ͦ͊͌ţ͉̣̝ͯͬ̿̉͋͐ͮ͐͠h͗
̡͕̝̦͔̙̂ͮ͂ͮͧ͌̂͟ ̃͌̌ ̭̫̠̜̦̬͈̗̹ͩ͛̃͟ḍ̮̟͚̱̞͑̆͒ͪͨ͘͢ͅͅf̨̨̬̭̭ͯ͑̃̅ͧ̂ẻͣ͆̾̂̅̇̽̈҉
͉̩/̪͈ͬ͒ͦ̐̐͗̕͠/̈́̊̉́ͭ҉̷͚̱̩͚͔̻ ̷̱͕͈̋ͪ̍ͤ͆̎͢f̵͕̟̲̗̮͈̩̯̆̑ͥͪ͒̈̿́͟ọ̻̞̣͉̜̣̅́ͭͭ͑ͧ͟eͫ̄ͪ͗̍̚
̞͇͙͙̜͎ͧͮͅt͙̳͔̃̍̆͊̉̆̐a̻̰̺̼͎̰̞̰ͮ̾l̛̛͚̖̻̣̳̭ͪ̃ͧ̾̅̌̀͋͝ ̳̮̖̱̯͉͆͡ḟ̡̤͕̳̿̍̓̽̃̚͠ͅi̯͍̤̞͖͍͋̑̍̄̾ͩ͘͞ņ̗͔͕̰̟ͣ̊ͮͣ́gͨͥ
̟̭̭̼͓̀͡e̢̪̠̣̍ͧ̒̀̓͌̃͢r̟̗̯̲̿ͧ̉͋̇ͥͮ͌̒͜s͈̠̘̙̟̺ͫ̅̕͘.̩̮̯͋͡
͙̭̼͎̬̝.̪͖̭͉̗̎̋̇̔̋̏.̤͈̬̘̠͈̤̘̼͒̒̐̓͑͐̚̕͠

LaForce extends his hands, muttering arcane syllables to himself. A bolt of evil-looking energy penetrates the Slender Man, who recoils somewhat, dancing backwards into the shadows.

>What do? Dice rolls are becoming more and more appropriate

mention that it's immune to physical attacks, so the guards should probably clear out. Keep clara from shooting stuff since it'll just mess up the walls, and have her look around as best she can. Brody isn't going to like it, but it's up to him to SAVE THE KAISER by being the meat shield. He's already taking all this pretty well; he's a real champ.

rolled 17 = 17

>>10081460
Have Brody charge and try to precog

>>10081416

A pistol is and always will be a pistol. The M9 bears moderate similarity to a revolver, which have been around since the 1800's. He can point and shoot, and he never has to reload.

rolled 19 = 19

>>10081460
Throw as much blood as we can at it, I'm talking firehose style, not just whips.
>Damn, that one is much harder to read.

>>10081472
This, but have Clara monitor frequencies of light and sound to find out what it's operating on. Creed plays it defensive, as do we. Try to corner it while the Inheritor drops his bolts.

rolled 8 = 8

Blood missile, attack the darkness.

>>10081489
>>10081514

rolled 1 = 1

>>10081460
Whips, try and ensnare it.

>>10081523
>>10081489
>>10081514
Hopefully these don't count. Certainly I'm actively voting against them, and supporting:

>>10081519
>>10081472

>>10081533
Wow.

rolled 15 = 15

>>10081540
And a roll for the ones I'm supporting.

>>10081523
here,

>>10081489
>>10081514
>>10081523
>>10081533

We are not making a good first impression.

rolled 4 = 4

>>10081533
supportan

>>10081489
>>10081514
>>10081523
>>10081533
>>10081558
This just in; we're fucked.

>>10081613
Perhaps royally.

rolled 63 = 63

I don't think the dice like us....

D:

rolled 19 = 19

ok, seriously. Trying this again.

rolled 89 = 89

awaken Garfield's true potential!

BLOOD QUEST FUCK YEAR!~!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10081590
>>10081652
Alright, no more rolling!

We run. We run now, we run far, and we run fast.

rolled 43 = 43

As failures go, this one is pretty spectacular, guys.

The only solution is more dice.

>>10081693
Supporting this.

>>10081693
>>10081683
Screw you it's go time! Demigod here we come.

STOP FUCKINMG ROLLAN RETARDS!!!! thats 15 BAD ROLLS!

well.

I can't say I'm not impressed.

That went far worse than I'd imagined it could have.

MOTHERFUCKING 15 BAD ROLLS IN A GODDAMM ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck is this instant kill?

>Brody, charge!
>17
>Precog: FAILURE

Brody charges forward towards the beast, screaming violently as he prepares to impale it. A lash of shadow whips out from the Slender Man, shearing Brody in half at the waist. His screams continue, becoming cries of agony

>>10081514
>19
You open your wrists, blood spilling and surging forward. It doesn't even reach the Slender Man, who jitters about chaotically.

>>10081523
>8
You snap off another spear, which strikes the far wall, missing by a mile.

The Slender Man turns his attentions to the Inheritor, ignoring your apparent incompetence. LaForce fires off another bolt, which the dark jagged figure manages to dodge. He whips out with a long arm, catching Wilhelm at the ankle and toppling him backwards.

>>10081533
>1
>Lawl
You charge at the Slender Man, lashing out with your whips. If they can physically touch it, maybe you can tie him up for Wilhelm to deal with. The whips wrap around him tightly.
Unprepared for a counterattack, you are pulled off your feet as the Slender Man whirls, pulling you along by your own blood. He tosses you towards the throne, where you crash into LaForce, who was trying to rise, knocking you both back to the floor.
>Seriously, it was a 1.
You gasp, spitting up a bit of blood, which retreats back into your mouth. Looking down, you can see a fragmented, staticky-looking lance of blackness puncturing your chest under your diaphragm. Following it, you see it connect to the trunk of the Slender Man's arm. Behind you, you feel LaForce go limp; he must have been similarly impaled.

<Continued...>

We are so fucked.

>>10081849
Yeah. My bad guys.

Ǟ̢͓̳̰̗͓̫̰͔̗̝̹̬͖̘͖͍̅ͧͬ̒ͮ̽ͩ͆ͦ̐ͭͭ̓́́l̡̩͍̜̳̠̳̼̩͊̏̉̂͒̽
̗l̴̩͕͉̜̭ͪͥ̔̉ͦ͑̃ͧ̋̀͢͠ơ̶̱̻͇͓̮͇̜̝̑͂̌̾ͥ͐̔̑ͤ̑̽̀̍ͨ̾͞͡wͭ̉̇
̴̢̙͖̯̮͓͕͊ͫ̓͞͞ ̴̵̸̡̳̯̲̜̤̹̹̞̻̣ͨ̓̑ͤͧ̀͋̃m̵̨̼̠̙͓̩̠̳̝͇͖͕͎̳̗̟̗ͥͪ̍̃̀̈ͅe͊̇
̪̳͓͇͕͔̀ͤͨ̆ͮ̒͌̓ͤ̄͒̚͠ t̛̝̬ͯ̾̽̒̓ͨo̳͖͐̽͊̎͑͟ ͉̠̥̰ͪs̢͈͓̖̖̪͚̥̥̽̌ͪl̸̟̆̃͗į̸̣͙̘̻ͯ͌͐̎͗̽̒p̷̪̟̥̬̘̹̥̽ͤ͂̚͢ i̽ͣ̈͐̈́̌͐n̞̕t̼̱ͭ̓͟o̔͛͛͒͏̫͉ ̫̮̗̗̩̟̭ͤ̄̍ͨ͛ͯs̩͖̩̥̺̅o̸̾͛̑ͅm̙̜ͦ̍͢e͙̯̳̼̎t͔̳͕͕̽̓͗͢h͇̣͂͟i͂
̣̫̭͍͋̌͌͢ͅn̪̹͚̠g̨͍̩̦̬̦̲̺ͣ̾̄

"...more comfortable..." The Slender Man says, the terrifying rasp gradually fading from his voice. He sounds almost human now, flakes of shadowy, ashy powder falling off him. You hear cracking and fizzling as his body seems to take a more physical shape. The blackness gradually lightens somewhat, becoming a threadbare faded gray. You cough, choking on blood again as the Slender Man paces over to you, tangible darkness fading into gray hair and pale flesh. You force your blood out of your esophagus as The Slender Man drops to a knee in front of you, and you stare into the face he has become.

"You have questions," Theodore Arkham says mockingly. "I suspect I have answers."

>>10081940
Well...................fuck. That explains a LOT!!!1

>>10081872
Eh, your name changes based on the moment.
Bloodquest is cursed in the dice department anyway.

>>10081940
Theo, you motherfucker
>Stonerbro, you magnificent motherfucker.

"So Key/Gate worked after all, didn't it?"

>>10081940
STONERBRO, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10081940

so Arkham killed 33, D:

>>10081940
"You rat bastard."

>>10081940
You bastard! What the hell are you?

We are going to need to get unimpaled as fast as possible. We have only one panacea, though, and the inheritor is really the only person we know who can mabye fight these things. On the other hand, he didn't do so hot.

Brody needs to unslice himself in half and smack this fucker in the back of the head with the butt of his rifle just in time to distract it for us to limp off a bit and fix that gaping hole in our organs.

the suspense, it's killing me!

Now would be a real good time for Thule's BEE LIEUTENANT to come in.

>>10082181
Honestly, I'd prefer Lady Luck. Maybe we could roll worth a damn with her around.

rolled 20 = 20

>>10082225
Rolling to summon the avatar of luck.

rolled 83 = 83

What happened to our friendly automaton?

"So," you say, coughing slightly, "Key/Gate worked after all, didn't it?"
Behind Arkham, Clara is tending to Brody, who is slowly mending. Creed takes in the situation, then fires a stream of flame at Arkham. He turns, holding up a hand, and the fire is shunted off to either side. Arkham raises a finger to his lips, and Creed collapses, unconscious.
"Oh, no, Key/Gate was a disastrous failure. For Arkham. You see, when he realized that he had no control, when he felt the secrets of the hedrons, and man's divinity, slipping from his grasp, he grew desperate. His reach far outgrew his grasp, and he found...me." He stands back, holding his arms apart and smiling.
"Wh....who...?"
Arkham leans back in, flashing a toothy smile.

"N̢̓̋̆̐ͧ́̅͞͏̙̲ͅ ̨̲̠̞͇̲̗̔͋̋ͥ͐͆̃͡y̶̴̟̦̞̯͖̆ͯ ̦̪͚͉̋̄ͯ̈ͮͅa̘̯̬͕̙͔̋͋̅͆͑͢͟͟ͅ ̷̖̥̌ͧ͢ͅr͂ͨ͋ͭ̈́͐͏҉͇̲̹̱͈̞͚ ̖̬̦̺̬̱̫̱̂̅ͮ́l̐̂҉̸҉̯͙̫̦ ̭͍̳̦̉̄̅͘a̐ͪͮͨ̏̆̆̌҉҉̖̟̯̪̩̮̟̟̞ ̡͙͚̳̰ͬ̌͋ͤ͊ͮ́̃̀t̸̰̠͍͕̩̔̾͒̄̄̉ ̛̲̜̞͒͌̎͐̍h͎͍̱͚͚̜ͥ̓͛͞͝ ̏̋́̌ͬ̈́̚̚̚͏̪̞̻̦̻̩̻ōͦ͞͏͓̪̥̥͘ ̸̴̘͋ͧͤ̂͟ṱ̨͈̥͈̞̖̯͔͕ͪ͜ ̭̪̟͖̬͇̜͆͊͆̒̚͟ĕ̿͢͏̙̯ ̵͉ͨͥ͐̑͂͌̿̚͘p̰̰̼ͣ̓̈̇̉́͟"

>>10082250
>Did he just say Nyarlathotep? Yeah, we're at a whole new level of screwed.
"So, what's the point? Why did you send me dancing around like a little puppet?"

I can't... what did it say?

>>10082322
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyarlathotep
He did. We are so screwed. Were is a Subject that can make fiction into reality? We need us some Grey Knights.

UNSUMMON!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10082250

Ah, fucking dice rolls.

"So what now? Why the dog and pony show?"

>>10082322
Seconded. Also, we are royally fucked.

Nyarathotep?

>>10082401
>Cthulhu Mythos evil god. He's scarier than Cthulhu.

rolled 100 = 100

PANIC ROLL DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

AWAKEN GARFIELD'S TRUE POWER!!!!!!!

>>10082401
OUTER GOD OF CTHULUVERSE!!!!!! WE ARE FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/an hero NOW!!!!!!!

>>10082441
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

>>10082441
.........................WHERE THE FUCK WAD THAT FIVE THREAD AGO?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>10082441
and by that I mean eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10082441

THE CHAOS HAS SPOKEN!

>>10082441
AWAKEN GARFIELD NAOW!@!!!!! ASCEND TO FIGHT ELDER GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10082441
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYRxf13tIg

>>10082401
He is the messenger of the Outer Gods and delights in cruelty and misery. He is the one who will destroy humanity. He is our doom.

>>10082441
>What the shit. Give me a minute to rethink whats going on here. Is that roll legit? I thought it was dice +1d100

>>10082503
Yes, it's legit. Both work.

>>10082503
... the email says dice 1d100... this is legit

test roll

Do what comes naturally is eat, right?

Garfield is probably related to this elder entities in some way.

>>10082503
Looks to be so,
>>10082240
is in the same form.

>>10082503
legit I rolled
>>10081590
too

>>10082526
you need a space between dice and 1d100

rolled 64 = 64

test roll

>>10082530
There are three likely possibilities for what Garfield is.
1. The intelligence of the Cosmic Entity that was attempted to be fused with us, that grew back to strength as it fed.
2. The mind of the first person we ate, Dr. McCallister, as Garfield only showed up after we ate him.
3. A figment of our imagination.

Wait...if he's Nyarathotep then...

Oh crap...13 is a part of Azathoth!

AND SO ARE WE!

>>10082577
no 82 you are the Elder God

>>10082577
Have we tried asking it?

>>10082577
If its the first one we need to tap into that power like RIGHT FUCKING NOW, or we die. If its the second one, we need to pull the streght of those we ate together to drive the god away. If its the thrid one WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10082594
If we're going by the most well known ones, 16 is probably Cthulhu.

The spider... Shub-Niggurath?

>>10082601
he has no clue Garfield just is.

>>10082600
>>10082577

I think we're like an Outer God fetus or something.

An unborn child in the first month has has almost no understanding when compared to an adult. It's true in humans, and in us too.

>>10082620
The black goat of the woods with a thousand young...that would fit the spider perfectly. Spider mentioned being driven from its forest and it definitely had lots of spawn.

rolled 59 = 59

"Why?" you ask, "Why bother? Why the charade?"
Nyarlathotep laughs.
"As if your conceptions of 'why' begin to play into it."
"The deities you have erected are feeble effigies of wishes and falsehood. The true divinity of the universe is the unfathomable, seething consciousnesses outside your pocket of 'order.' All escape your faculties of perception, and all are mindless...save me."
"Why? Because watching you squirm brings me joy," he says. "Bringing chaos to your feeble order brings me joy. In Arkham I saw an opportunity, to introduce 13's cosmic horror to the world, and with it, to open the floodgates on the veritable zoo of nightmares he so thoughtfully bottlenecked in one place."

<Continued...>

>>10082646
then how do we know how to pick locks?

>>10082674
Well, our incubation chamber knew how.

>>10082674
>Garfield is an incubation fetus

>>10082674
Because Helen did pre-K/G.

>>10082686

Wait...so, Helen Tanner is dead, we're the insane unborn outer god that lives in her corpse...

BEST!
CHARACTER!
EVER!

>>10082686
so 82 used Helen Tanner as a base upon which to build? If so in a way Gate/Key would be a success. So Garfield is imaginary and is our limited scope of youth explaining away our power?

Yidhra would fit for the Siren and the Gorgon.

Yog-Sothoth blessedly goes unaccounted for.

"He had no idea what he had stumbled on. The "cosmic sentiences" you cower from are in fact the localized attentions of that prime Nuclear Chaos, Azathoth, who dwells in the center of creation. You are fortunate to be alive, given your proximity to such an event," he chuckles.
"So I wore Arkham's fleshy convictions as a mask, and went about his business, nudging the chess pieces towards oblivion. Everything after Subject 13's release has been pure pleasure for me, a torrent of horror and your desperate, antlike scrabblings for survival."

<Continued...>

>>10082744
>>10082733
The 'Garfield is imaginary, we are the garfield' is a possibility, as is the idea Garfield hasn't yet grown to consume us (and maybe - doesn't want to?).

...this is going to end with us ascending and becoming the only benevolent Outer God in the Multiverse, isn't it?

>>10082790
The Elder Gods are the only things that are vaguely benevolent in the Cthulhu mythos.

As deities that are generally based on earth and have a stake within it... it's not impossible we could be one.

>>10082790
I hope so.

>>10082762
Why would he? Because if your chain of thought is correct, then we ARE Garfield.

>>10082811
I'm not the poster proposing the original idea.

Hastur just flashed up on a youtube video for me, then I started it again and it wasn't there.

>>10082804
>>10082790
This. So very this.

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

(preparing epic counter-speech to get Nyarlathotep to send us on our way unobstructed.)

"But enough," Arkham says, standing over you. "This is the end of your journey."
Writhing black sprouts from his arms, spearing down on you like a cascade of emptiness.

>OH WHAT THE SHIT 100

As the needles of black enter your skin, your blood begins to boil inside you. You hear Garfield scream, and you hear yourself screaming as well. Your flesh bubbles and blisters as your sight goes red, flashes of light and sound inside your head.

W̢͓̱̼̘̺̄͘h̷̬̠͉̉̍͟͠ą̦̩̳̣͉̗̞ͣ́̃͒̌͑̂͂́t̢̙̫̹͙̺̦̠̔͋̏̂̾͡͝
̯-͛̋ͧ҉̤̺̤̳?̷̩̺̠̘͇͎͚ͯ͌̐ͣͩ̀ͯ!̛̮̩̭͎̮̊̉̑ͭ͐̅

The sound, the light, and the pain fade away from you, and you are submerged in a warm darkness. Garfield is humming inside your head, a soothing lullaby of notes.

<Continued...>

OH SHI-

(Betting we're about to find out what those blood runes we draw mean...)

>>10082986
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!

BRACE FOR EPIC!

Unleash the awesome!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F5ING AT THE SPEED OF THE GODS THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and then StonerDM's computer fucks up.

>>10083300
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>10083300
NOOOOOO

So, are high rolls the good ones? Cause if they are, then we just rocked the cosmos.

>>10083369
high is good

>>10083369

Our blood just pierced the heavens, I'd say so.

100 is evolving the ability to fly while falling out of a plane

Stoner? Buddy?

>>10083414
Patience.

>>10083407
I say we go for the ability to make burning blood rain from the sky!

The sound of harsh wind awakens you. You try to open your eyes, but pain stops you.
"Here," you hear Garfield's voice. "Let me help you..."
The soreness and ache of your body slowly wash away. You sit up, finding yourself lying on bare, sunbaked stone.
"What....the..."
You are on a mountainside, a vast expanse in view around you. Beyond that, you have no idea where you are. Nearby is a cool looking pool of water. You stand shakily, noticing that there is no puncture on your abdomen.
"I feel...different," Garfield says. Looking at your bare skin, you can see dark runic patterns swirling slowly all over you, blood pooling under and over your skin. You try to walk forward, but you feel a heavy weight behind you. Looking back, you can see thin, membranous stretches of blood bursting out of your shoulder blades. You stagger over to the pool of water, taking a long drink. It tastes cool going down, but you're still burning up with thirst. You take a look at your reflection.

Your entire skin is covered in the shifting blood-runes. Your eyes, once tinged red, are now completely lacking in any other color, a deep crimson orb in each socket. Behind you, the winglike protrusions flex, slowly shrinking into your skin.
"I feel....hungry..." You and Garfield both say.

<YOUR BOND WITH YOUR BLOOD HAS INCREASED>
<YOU NOW GATHER NOURISHMENT FROM YOUR BLOOD'S FEEDING>
<YOU HAVE BEEN AESTHETICALLY ALTERED>
<YOU HAVE DEVELOPED BLOOD-WINGS>
<WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?>

>>10083414
Just like Nyarly likes to watch humans squirm, Stonerbro likes to watch us wait.

And then Stonerbro was Nyarlathotep.

(Ok, it's me, this guy)

>>10082970

(Since StonerDM is taking his time, I'm gonna post the speech I was going to use if we got the chance to talk our way out.)

You know what Nyarly? Your going to let me and my team go. Why? Because that will make it more interesting. Without us, the outcome is mankind's destruction. WITH us, a slim chance is left. Oh the odds are stacked against us to be sure, but it's not 100%.

You do this to amuse yourself, and when the ending can be seen so clearly it will surly become boring. Despair is so much less entertaining then a final desperate struggle. Leave the outcome uncertain, let a chaotic and unpredictable final showdown occur, and if man lives then you can look forward to tormenting us for thousands of years to come.

You must have made this call before. If we could not hold your interest for thousands of years by living, we would be gone already. You let us die, then you'll have one less toy set to play with. So your going to get the hell out of my way and damn well LIKE it.

Why? Because it amuses you, you little fuckhead.

>Also, i need to end this session early so I can try to think about where this is going, because I don't have too much planned past this.

>Well that was it guys, the major twist. You all seemed pretty excited, so I feel good. Still, feedback? Anything making you miserable, other than ending on a righteous cliffhanger?

>>10083440
WE ARE ASCENDANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10083450
>StonerDM here, before starting Bloodquest I posted pretty regularly on /tg/ as Nyarlathotep, mostly in D&D or MtG threads.
So, you know, lawl.

>>10083440
There, now will people stop trying to get blood wings now that we have them?

Fuckin' sweet.

Inventory Check?

>>10083472
You have just exploded my mind. I hope your happy, look at this fucking mess. KICK ASS ENDING!!!

>>10083440
"You know, when we fight fucked up things, why do we tend to end up in the middle of fucking nowhere?"
Look back at the wings
"I wonder if these things work?"

>>10083472
Yeah, I would like to know if everyone else is just Azatoth and if not, what mythos creature they are intended to evoke.

>>10083440
As for where? The dreamlands, perhaps. Or perhaps not.

>>10083472
THAT WAS UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!111111oneone

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

Pose as a team, 'cause shit just got real.

>>10083492
>Verified.
>>10083500
>Let me get back to you on that. Tomorrow.

>>10083472
I like.

>>10083514
Probably the Dreamlands. Clearly not in a physical state.

TO THE SKIES!

>>10083440
Eat the nearest living thing now!

Oh god. No Helen, you are the Cthulhu.

Fucking awesome. I'm really rather worried about Clara though, little scamp grew on me. Also I don't think she would be as put off by the revelation that we are a New Elder God.

>>10083492
I... But... Damn... I pass all the precog checks around here, don't I?

>Yeah, the guy who called 54ghost hallucination in BQ8, that was me.

>>10083472
>Still, feedback?

Period based powers would be nice.

>>10083570
No. Shut up.

>>10083570
>Period based powers

rolled 100 = 100

....

I came.

...What?

>>10083570
You go fuck yourself we have transended humanity.

MOAR NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAR BLOODQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10083588
Can we save that roll?

what I should of said is "100 is LIKE evolving the ability to fly while falling out of a plane"
I was only saying how awesome rolling 100 with Blood Quest dice is, But I have always wanted to fly.
I freaking love you StonerDM, your mind is almost as twisted as mine.

>>10083588
>Well those rolls have officially been used up forever. Also, I love that all your low-rolls railroaded you into exactly the evil monologue I wanted

Well, that's awesome. I guess we get to become an Elder God and eventually our humanlike thought will be Unfathomable in some distant reality when we go plane-spelunking in a few thousand years? Elder God of Man?

>>10083588

...FUCK! Why did you use up what will most likely be out ONLY other 100!

We might have needed that!

>>10083641
>Elder Goddess
FTFY

>>10083641
>Goddess

And no, not of Man. Maybe of Binding, or something...

>>10083588
0_o

Seriously, a one and two hundreds in the same thread; the thread where I drop my epic plot-twist.

Tonight could not have been more awesome. I am high on life right now.

And drugs.

>>10083688
Answer this? >>10083507

>>10083588

Uh, StonerDM? Can we get something...ANYTHING off this one? I know it will not be as epic as what we just did, but please don't let us getting TWO 100s in a single thread count for nothing...

>>10083688
So, like, our next roll is a 100 right? Or we get some godpowers or something?

btw Archived

>>You have been 'aesthetically altered'
i lol'd. And then i awesome'd.

No, seriously, shit got epic.

>>10083707
>Would like to know if everyone else is just Azathoth

96 is Atlach-Nacha, and cosmic entities aren't Azathoth, but simply a small fraction of his mind, representing his idiot consciousness wandering/examining the cosmos. Beyond that you haven't encountered anything based on a legit Mythos entity.

>>10083688
It has been some extreme rolling.

>>10083602
/d/ here.
I am already masturbating over the idea of period powers.

>>10083717

Yea, it kinda hurts to get a 1 in a fight and get 100 post-story...

>>10083746
>inb4 I finish Bloodquest earlier than I anticipate and just decide to write fapfiction with all the characters >_>

>>10083734
That mean Tsathoggua is about, somewhere?

>>10083717
BLOOD RAIN

>>10083766
Brody/Helen 'You'll forget it anyway' r'd.

>>10083717

Man, I'll THINK about it. I'll hold it in reserve, with the reservation that you may never see it, but the promise that if it shows up, it will be suitably awesome.
Your rolled 100 has entered the space outside of time where it will remain...for now.

>>10083641
She is Kaela Kaela Mensha Khaine's future wife! The bloody handed goddess of war!

>>10083746
I'm just eagerly anticipating the inevitable perfect joke that we'll make about it. It'll be great. We'll say something like "You should have known better than to mess with a woman who never stops bleeding," and everyone will look at us, and there will be this wonderfully awkward moment...

>>10083801
I knew as soon as someone said 'God of Man' someone would try to shitify it by crossing it with 40k.

>>10083796

Works for me. I knew asking for something big was too much, but that you will consider using it is more than enough.

>>10083746
>period powers
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!

Man...for real you guys. I've plotted out two quests so far (I was responsible for the ill-fated MageQuest last month), and at least half a dozen D&D games. They all had twists like this, twists I would think about and be like "FUCK I can't wait to bust that shit out," and nothing ever came of anything.
Until now.
Thanks for finally giving me my perfect dramatic moment, /tg/. You guys are awesome.

>>10083796
Can she have a blood scythe? Also the ability to control other peoples blood and draw it toward her?

You know, it kind of makes sense now. Garfield is a fragment of our cosmic conciousness and Helen is another of them. It's like how fragments of Azathoth are roaming around in 13. We are both the same being, just different parts of a whole... and Helen Tanner is the primary node. I wonder what we will name all the other fragments that we get as our power grows. :/

>>10083873
Props mate.

>>10083873
Could you be so kind and give me the URL to MageQuest archives?

>>10083873
Dawww... *group hug*

>>10083913
Sounds epic man...

>>10083891

Dude, stop asking. We can't push this now, the more your ask the less likely it is we will ever see that 100 again, and we are most likely going to need it later to pull off a win against 13...

Holy fuck, I got on just in time.

>>10083952
>implying that 13 is what we are really fighting here

>>10083873
Hey Stoner, what Elder Evil is our blood supposed to represent?

>>10083952
Fuck 13 man, we got WAY bigger problems, namly an ELDER GOD RUNNING THE LAST LINE OF DEFENCE AGAINST ITSELF

We need to make calls, warn and dismantle it

The main problem is, now nothing is stoping him from releasing 1-12

>So, if things go as expected, 16 will call us up, wonder how the hell we're alive, we take a trip to Berlin, and by the time we get there, he's already dead.

I hope our team is okay.

>>10083989
Your blood is the fragment of power left behind by an encounter with Azathoth, the Nuclear Chaos, an attack you were able to win, hence why you are not 13. It remains debatable whether Garfield is a part of this fragment or merely your imagination, though it's beginning to look less and less like the latter.

>>10083928
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9427665/
That's all of it, man. The first part of Magequest, ending in a cliffhanger that goes nowhere.

>>10083994
I like the idea we're in the Dreamlands. We might even be able to fix Brody if we are, although that will entail dropping him from the field team.

>>10084002
You were lying on top of 16's corpse while you had your little chat with 'Nyarly.

Just sayin'.

>>10083588
You. Whomever you are please dont roll till we need it.

>>10084070
Well, it tells us what you've got on that you have to stop in 2 weeks.

What quests do you like? This is one of the only ones I've ever participated in.

>>10084070
that being said, Light was suprisingly effective VS BBEG

Just kidding. Damn you reading through what was actually a tab unrefreshed for half an hour. Still, pretty awesome. Still didn't trust Arkham for shit since Spider Lebron talked about the white and black Arkhams.

BLOODQUEST IS UTTERLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOAR NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG im so addicted to this shit man.

>>10084104
We need to teach Creed to MEGA FLARE.

Whoever archived the thread mistagged Bloodquest as Blood Quest. Also, once again I am deprived of writing my little blurbs.

Not even gonna spoil my good mood.

>Meanwhile, in Bloodquest 8
"The white Arkham knew," Lebron James says, plunging a hand into his own abdomen. He produces a long string of intestine and begins jumping rope. "The black man with the slender arms told him everything, and now only the black Arkham knows the truth."
>DO YOU GET IT NOW?

>>10084135
FORESHADOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bit too late.

>>10084114
Beat me to it

>>10084070
Ah. Wasn't quite clear on that. It could have been a flesh wound.

Brody'll obviously get better, and Clara seemed fine, but what the fuck did he do to Creed?

>>10084176
Just knocked him out, I think.

>>10084176
Haven't 100% decided yet, but probably just put him to sleep.
The thing about Nyarlathotep is that he'd much rather torment you all than end humanity. And he wanted to make his speech, damn it. Perhaps he knows something about Creed you don't, and still has lulz in store?

So, someone needs to Drawfag Helen's new look.

>>10084204

Let him give his speech, we have one of our own!

>>10083456

>>10084056
>fragment of Azathoth

Well, if you have to have the powers of an unfathomable being you might as well go big, am I right?

>>10084253
THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10084295
The distinction I like to make, and the one that really puts Azathoth in perspective as an entity, is that 13 isn't actually any part of Azathoth. The entirety of 13 is merely residual power that comes from Azathoth -looking at something-.

>>10084313
I'D LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE BEST USED IN MODERATION.

I'M ALL-CAPS'ING THIS IN THE HOPES THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO READ IT OVER MASHING SHIFT+1.

>>10084273
>>10083456
I am a little sad you guys missed your chance for a nice comeback, though Nyarlathotep is not one to take an insult on the chin...still, you were currently under rolled-a-hunj-invulnerability, so you probably would have gotten away with it.

Super cool speech, bro.

>>10084321
Well yeah, he's the big boy in the mythos if I understand everything correctly. Even the Elder Gods and such want him asleep because if he wakes up everything ends due to all of ordered creation being his dream, or something?

>>10084360
He is kept in a lulled state by the atonal piping of innumerable Daemon flutists. If he were fully roused, he would probably extinguish all of everything, himself included, just by thinking about the fact that he exists. Azathoth is the ultimate in retard-strength.

Was Magequest the first quest you ran? Why did you decide to run these quests?

>>10084387
This puts Link's Awakening and the Wind Fish in a whole new light.

>>10084407
Magequest was my first quest evar.
In both instances, boredom was my primary motivation, and when I'm bored I have a need to get creative. Also all my D&D groups keep dissolving into pointless rulewhoring faggotry, so I was trying other RP outlets.
I used to run text-based RPs with a friend that were basically one-man quest threads, so I'm familiar with the concept; I was not, however, prepared for the hivemind of varying answers and dialogue, but I think I've made due.

>>10084253
Where's Baus when we need him? Not to say he isn't always needed.

Well this new look just TOTALLY ruins any chance at romance for Helen. Walters is going to run away screaming like a banshee when he sees the new us.

Stoner

ca/tg/irl here

if you were right here I would give you a bj right now. This is the best quest ever

>>10084519
And instantly, right into creepy.

>>10084517
I vote that upon meeting someone that we know, we declare "UPGRADES!" in as deep a voice as possible.

Dude... I wish I could play in one of your IRL games, I wish this quest wasn't ending in ~two weeks.

I've followed Bloodquest from the beginning... BEST QUEST EVARRRR!!!!

BLOODQUEST FUCK YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which subject is the one that can make fiction into reality?

That sounds like a bitching power

>>10084633
I think we just made that up.
Once Nyarly showed up, we kinda freaked, y'know?

>>10084633
Suddenly. Every super hero ever is now on your side

Oh so your an elder god? FUCK YOU IM TEN THOUSAND SUPERMEN ALSO BATMAN IS BEHIND YOU!


YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

Dear StonerDM,
You rock.
Stay awesome,
anon

>>10084656
Awwww


That was a cool premise ;_;

>>10084694
>>10084656
>>10084633
Technically 18? Though his purview is somewhat limited.

>>10084717
Well thats still cool

>>10084717
16 and 18 combined would be nigh unbeatable.

>>10084717
Stoner id like to just put this out there

Can the 100 we rolled the second one mind you. Can that be put forth to revive number 16?

I liked him.

One thing I'm curious about-
I've never actually participated in another quest before, or read through any archives. How are other quest threads run? Is there anything I do that other people don't do? Is there anything other QuestDMs do that I don't, but should?

>>10084784
>implying the 54 fans wouldn't fucking kill me if I rezz'd 16 instead.

>>10084795
Nah, you are pretty solid. You notably don't spend too long advancing the plot, which some of them do.

>>10084806
Raise hand if 54 fan.

>>10084519
Screw it, I would too.

>>10084806
:l

I never liked him seemed kinda like a d-bag

Oh well its your quest. I really liked the Inheritor fucking boss german is boss

>>10084806
You would be correct, sir!
>>10084818
Hand raised!

>Besides, a real resurrection prevents the Necromancer Subject from using him.

Why does everyone like 54? I mean other then being a computerneckbeard he seemed like an asshole

>>10084912
It was probably the death scene I gave him, plus he was like your only friend for a while.

>>10084818
Hand here.

>>10084818
*cough* hand up

>>10084847
>>10084912
For me, it was a combination of how he forced us to come out of the sewers, went back with us for 13 (oh she's just a scared little girl, she needs our help!), and, especially, what happened in BQ6-7, where he seemed to mellow out/ nice up. And he was our first 'friend'. His awesome convenient power is icing.

Just looking at the list, have we got fucking Vishnu on there?

>>10084934
If 96 is actually a complete entity, is 88 pretty much completely fucked, if not already dead?

I can't stop thinking about how bizarre most of the BQ romantic pairings would be. If fapfiction ever happens it'll be like 3 sentences before it's /d/. I mean:
-Helen, blood/tentacles err'where.
-Clara, LOLi
-Brody, Guro
-18, Monster/Tentacle
-Siren/Gorgon, MC, plus that gross boob-head.
-96, lolwut

>>10085043
To be fair, you could have Helen and/or Brody without any /d/ at all.

Lol, Helen/Spider-Lebron

>>10085183
Does the Arkham vault have any brain bleach?

>>10085183
Oh fuck no. That's worse than HelenxGarfield.

Living in a shitty timezone sucks. All great quests start just when I need to sleep :(

Period powers!