MAIN PARTY
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Male LG Dwarf Paladin of Aesur, out to bring some justice to the world. /b/'s younger brother, he seems to be the only one that can stop him.
/k/ - Kolt "The Desert Eagle", Male CN Ranger, obsessed with his multitude of weapons and their
upkeep, critiques other people's gear relentlessly, was part of a special ops unit.
/v/ - Pokey Mann, Male CN Halfling Rogue/Barbarian, makes bad jokes and pranks on other party members and enemies alike, has anger issues, and hates /a/ with little to no real reason.
/a/ - Yami Yaiba, male/trap Elf Swordsage, carries 5 swords, 3 of them are katanas, one wakisaki and one giant bastard sword.
/x/ - "X" (real name unkown), Female Alienist, extremely paranoid, practices small rituals for little to no reason, thinks that paranormal things are behind every dark corner and plot.
/co/ - "Doctor Spoiler", Male NG Human Paladin, worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE, looks strikingly like a medieval Batman

SECONDARY (one-time party/allies)
/an/ - Acatis Finetu, Female Elf Druid, Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals
/lit/ - Orson Wilde, Human Male Wizard (Archivist?). LN, really intelligent and insufferable.
/sci/ - Ein Hawking, Male Alchemist
/mu/ - Jack Blackrock, Male Bard
/fit/ - Atlas Bareback, Male Human Monk
/sp/ - Myfaze Shorkshaw, the top warrior in Fochan's gladiatorial arena. In the ring, he mocks his defeated opponents by yelling "ART THOU FURIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE STYLED UPON THEE?!" CN male barbarian. Very competitive.
/po/ - Kuten Fold, Female Paper Artificer. Can kill with paper cuts.
/m/ - Gurren, Male(?) CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat, has a knack to pull tricks out of his sleeve at exactly the right moment, has killer sideburns and a tendency to go a tad insane. Hangs out with /a/. Its painted Black most of the time, when it goes into SUPER MODE, he becomes Red (goez fasta)
/ck/ - Cattie Dumas, Female Battlechef/Barbarian, worships Grond Koour, makes some bitchin' food
/tv/ - Homer Sein-feld the Lost, male Diviner.
/t/ - CN Male Swashbuckler, owns a boat with which he plunders the world's treasures from the greedy kings and monsters that own them

NOTABLE NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan
/y/ - Shuichi, Flamingly gay innkeeper, hits on all male members of party anytime they stay.
/u/ - Kanako, /y/'s sister, works as the barmaid in his inn, tries to hit on the females who come in. Shy and perverted
/jp/ - Kuma, male Samurai/Sorceror. A reclusive hermit with an unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Fuuta, Female(?) CN Shapeshifter Sorceress/Rogue, seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves, works as espionage agent
/trv/ - CRAAAAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM
/o/ - Talking Mechanical horse with an ego trip. King Moot's mount
/adv/ - Factotum
/hc/: An old, powerful psion, driven mad by whispers from beyond. His thoughts are constantly being invaded by the Elder Gods. Once he tried to summon a elder god-like creature, he ended up summoning Fuuta, and developed a great hatred for it. It was slain by King Moot before it could do any harm, but his powerful presence still manages to stay on this world.
/new/ - Prophet that saw the coming of the Plague. its old, and wise, but very stupid. A Prime example of high WIS, low INT. Helps king moot and Todark
Lowtax: One of the elder mages descendants of the AE.

BADGUYS:
/b/ - "Anonymous", Chaos dwarf: Terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches. Plague itself is a sentient virus that warps the body into an enormous hulk and dulls the mind, turning the carrier into a dumb brute. Has multiple personalities, one of them is a manipulative bastard, other one is a raging virgin, one of them thinks its a messiah, another one wants to kill moot "just because". Has a lot more, though.
Its actually Todark's big brother, and that misterious dwarf that has caused so many grief in the vicinity of Fochan.
/r9k/ - "The Scrapper", insane reject, out for revenge.
The Westboro Cultists - Religious fanatic group that considers Fochan to be a place of pure evil, and are attempting to right this by overthrowing King moot and killing him
Dread King Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan
/gif/ - Mage who can animate anything he wants, chaotic and uncontrollable. Wants to know where everything comes from and of what everything is made of.
The "Lords of Magic" - Self-proclaimed masters of magic, they have had a long standing feud with the corrupted forces of "Anonymous"
The Crazy Eigth: 8 demon lords that want to screw up Todark, and make him join the cancer forces. They gave /b/ the cancer magic.

No /b/?

>>10144676
Spoke too soon.

>>10144676
Goons and other suggested enemies from older threads didn't make it in? or are they filed under a beastiary?

FACTIONS/LOCATIONS/OTHERS:
Encyclopedia Dramatica- A mage guild, devoutly trying to learn about Fochan and its denizens grew more corrupted and cancerous as time passed, they even started writing an encycopaedia about everything related to arcana and trolls but its power fell into wrong hands.
TVTropes- Powerful drug that makes people(and animals) much more inteligent, but its highly addictive and accelerates the aging process. It comes from a Tiberium-like mineral created by the essense of the god "tropay" that rests on the center of the planet.
The Ancient Awful Empire- An atlantis-esque ancient empire that was destroyed by the same plague that is threatening the Kingdom of Fochan today. Moot is one of the few descendants, being the other ones some powerful mages.
Tuchan -Deity that resides in the Higher Chan's Plane (some sort of chan's valhalla). It gave King Moot enough power to be inmune to the plague, and commanded him to create the kingdom of Fochan from the ashes of the Awful Empire. It also gave Moot a magic Tutú, but no one is quite sure of what it does.
TGchan - Ancient hidden Library, where a small coven of storytellers who want to develop the perfect tale hide.
Grand Duchy of 420chan:A smaller nation bordering Fochan known for it's agrarian economy centered on a mystical herb exclusive to their land known as Cannabis, which they export to everyone who will trade with them. It is coveted for it's ability to increase resistances, toughness and intellect at the expense of situational awareness and short-term memory. Home of some awesome alchemists that use said herb.

>>10144676
sentient disease, you say?

ENEMY CONCEPTS/BESTIARY
newfag: plaguebearer. The plague has destroyed its higher thinking, rendering it retarded, but otherwise is still able to function.
tripfag: Succubus-like being that thrives on attention. Like D&D Gods, the power of belief sustains them. By acknowledging or hating them, they become stronger. If not for Moot and the Great Order of Mods, the nation of Fochan would be devoured by them.
troll: Next step of newfag. Plague has destroyed all remnants of brain function, making them a horde of monsters ravaging the countryside.
Goons: Undead remnant of the Ancient Awful Empire. It uses an outlandish magic that cannot be dispelled or resisted. Despite this, Goons lack higher intelligence and are generally content to destroy everything they can.
Anonymous: One of /b/'s many personalities, given physical form by the vast power of the Plague. Alone, it will only exist as a disembodied voice, or a small, suppressible case of Cancer Plague, but in large quantities, can form actual, self-sustaining bodies. The largest, most powerful cluster of Anonymous is inside the husk of the former adventurer, /b/.

>>10144690
see
>>10144728

Well, good to see some people joined rather quickly today!

Antagonist: /int/ - Bey'are Hue Huay

Cleric of Polan-Baal, and the Koonthrai-Baal pantheon.

An insane fountain of cultural knowledge; can point out the failings of every army or nation, but never it's strengths. Hates others and itself in equal amounts.

This, this is pure undiluted win.

>>10144791
is it a actual character or a construct/higher being?
If the latter, then it also manifests on Kolt by whispering him, and kolt ends up saying what Bey'are says.

Enemy Concept: Oldfag

A vast legion of former knights and defenders of Fochan who have become overzealous in their attempts to eliminate the cancer-plague. Believe that King Moot isn't helping the people, and are throwing a revolution against him.

Also, purging the countryside. Plague can't spread if everyone's already dead.

The country of Gaia? Camwhores? What about furfags?

>>10144854
The Oldfag Inquisition. A group of zealous elders that brainwashes low-intellect people into believing they are higher and powerful beings.
They secretly act at /b/'s will.

Maybe for a goal of /b/ they're trying to find the ancient RAR, which seals a container that contains the ancient LOIC (I'll think up a fancier magic name for it later) which they can use to effectively stop magic in the kingdom of Fochan, causing great turmoil. That, or have everyone be under the effect of slow.

>>10144896
Furfags: Willing victims of the plague, and believe they are above human power. Half/animal, they have become paranoid and dangerous for the inhabitants of Fochan. Weak to fire.

Enemy Concept: Weeaboo/Gaiafag

Strange, otherworldly creatures who have breached the planes of existence and entered Fochan. Hunting various individuals such as /a/ and /jp/. Possibly summoned by /b/ as they often attract trolls or leave massive infections of Plague in their wake.

>>10144854
why does she have SIX pistols?

>>10144953
Quick draw is faster than reloading.

Also, it's more badass,

/m/ needs to be there as a Male CG Warforged Artificer.

>>10144896
Kingdom of Gaia: A small country that lives on the shadow of Fochan. And the first plague cases have been found here. Source of great quantity of Furfags and Newfags. They want Yami Yaiba to join their kingdom, but he refuses, and everytime he sees a "gaian" he banishes it with powerful sage spells.

Kingdom of Gaia:

A former political rival of the Kingdom of Fochan before the Gaianese War dispelled any illusions of Gaia being a legitimate threat to Fochan. The war was largely one-sided, with Gaians claiming tiny victories and bragging about them despite losing the war in one week. The war destroyed Gaia economically due to Fochan scorched earth tactics, and now Gaians regularly attempt to illegally immigrate to Fochan. Their culture and customs are a dead giveaway however, and Fochanners zealously persecute them whenever possible. If travelling near the border, one must be careful of roving bands of Gaian bandits.

With the emergence of the plague, the monarchy of Gaia sees it as not only an opportunity, but a weapon. The Gaian army regularly saturates itself with the terrible cancer plague, which strangely seems to favour them. The Gaian soldiers then march across Fochan's east border intent on causing as much damage to Moot's realm as possible.

>>10144972
I think /m/ has been fleshed out enough already.

>>10144896
Camwhores work exactly like Tripfags.
Better yet:
Tripfag = Incubus
Camwhore= Succubus

>>10144522
>if you dont, start taking pills

I wasn't here and that's why I don't remember it.

But any excuse to take pills.

Overzeaous furfag hunter.

Veterans of the furfag wars, cannot discern friend and foe anymore. These paranoid warriors are willing to put anything to the torch, even their closest allies to the slightest accusation.

Camwhores

Nefarious seductive creatures that act as agents of /b/. Although they are not particularly beautiful, their sheer sluttiness makes them a tempting prospect to any noble hearted man. Can conceal their plague infection to infiltrate more effectively.

>>10145011
that's the spirit!

>>10145012
Part of the Oldfag Inquisition, of course.

Supteejee - Hidden archives of the dwarves, a hidden hall beneath the mountain that has kept a record of dwarven/neckbeard history.

>>10145024
At the same time, new blood is often lured to their ranks by propaganda and the promises of credibility throughout the land.

Relic: The Grognards - a bag of magical semi-sentient stones, prone to constant vocalization, that Todark has been cursed to carry upon him always. The voices of the Grognards are most-often heard fighting and arguing amongst themselves from within their bag, usually debating fiercely in an endless loop over such issues as whether three and a half is a higher sum than four, and other equally nonsensical issues. The curse of the Grognards is a constant distraction that Todark must wrestle with each time he attempts to focus himself.

>>10145042

In fact, some of them are self-hating furfags joining them for safety and power, hiding their true affilations through feigned zeal.

>>10145048
relic: The Sage Blade: rumors about it have spread like wildfire. It is unclear whether or not it can actually harm creatures, but it causes newfags to cower in fear, saving entire settlements by those who've wielded it.

relic: Banhammer: holy weapon wielded by legendary figures such as King Moot, Lowtax, and the Grand Order of Mods. Only divine proxy armor can shield against it.

>>10145048
Those are also some sort of McGuffin that /b/ needs in order to make the plague stronger.

Games Workshop: Goblin Merchant that sells magical items, that change every week. Todark seems to find himself arguably interested in this merchant, and spends most of his money on its magical items, which later he regrets to buy because they dont usually do what they are supposed to.

>>10145088
Rumors say that the organization is often unknowingly dragged into inter-furfag disputes, used by one side to purge the other.

Furry

A devotee of the 'Furdom,' an ancient religious sect dating back to the days of the Ancient Awful Empire. These strange individuals worship animals, hoping to somehow fuse with them to become some manner of hybrid which would be superior to beasts and men. As an act of worship they partake in regular orgies with each other and animals in a desperate effort to propagate one of their 'ascended.' The fact that they dressed up sexual deviancy as a religion unnerved many Fochanners, and when they demanded that King Moot recognize them as the state religion, he ordered the Oldfags to massacre them. The Furry Wars were, contrary to the name, more of a deadly hunt that led to the extermination of 90% of furries, the remainder hiding in the southern forests or fleeing to the Kingdom of Gaia. Seeing the rise of the plague as a chance for revenge, they assist /b/ when they can, but Fochanners are particularly zealous in their persecution of furries and thus force them into secrecy.

To rehash a mostly ignored idea from the second thread: I'd rename the Great Awful Empire to the Empire of Zom-Tinofful, a heavily restricted land of arcane, heavily-enforced laws. The first inhabitants of Fochan fled persecution there.

Would the world's main body of water be the Ayar Sea?

>>10144549

>/co/ - "Doctor Spoiler",

He is neurotic.

When somebody talks about something he could've uncovered on his own he has anger fits and yells about "spoilers", this is how he achieved his name.ű

On the other hand, he is an expert psychologist and can accurately predict the behavior of people. This ability borders on precognition when he ingests tropes. Some guess, his mental issues developed beause of trope overdose.

>Aesur
Eh, needs a better deity. Don't really see how it reflects /tg/.

Also Anonbot needs to be put in there. And his predecessor, the awesome anonBot we taught to smile.

>>10145156
>>10145112
>>10145096
>>10145088

Excellent !

>>10145159

Moradin, maybe?
/tg/ started as LN, but we ended up changing him to LG

>>10145216
Saint Cuthbert:
God of common sense, wisdom, zeal, honesty, truth, and discipline.
Seems pretty /tg/

>>10145216
No, I think LN is pretty good. how about Saint Cuthbert? /tg/ loves it's zeal. Wisdom, /tg/ sometimes has it. Common sense... eh. Truth and discipline... eh. But we can gloss those bits over, it doesn't have to be 100% accurate to the board.

>>10144846

He's a shoddy Construct antagonist, who was made by King Moot to house the plague. It is not infected; it IS the plague. Self destructive, racist, vile and totally, irredeemibly insane.

Antagonists: Normalfags

Extra-planar beings, who's very presence stops the use of all magics, and who's biting words chase back the plague itself. The Scrapper's greatest foe.

Place: The Great Archive

A place of great knowledge, a place that some believe is untouched by the plague, but houses some of its greatest sources. Many believe that the route to the Great Archive lies through the smaller, more commonly known archive of 'Supteegee'.

Evil God: Child of the Full Circle

With his monstrous visage and equally foul braces, he compels his brutal worshippers to 'show them online'. Has hundreds of masks, yet no identity. The source of the Old Evil can be found in the Great Archive.

>>10145237
The question is not you high, The question is how high is you?

Irc - An ancient and mystical realm of awareness and communication, beyond and just outside the borders of reality. Once Irc was a force all knew of, but it has passed into the realm of history and memory, and there are few left alive who dabble in it's use.

>>10145256
Dark God: Zalgo

The plague is an extension of his will.

>>10145116
I thought this was s'posed to be fictional?

>>10145307
This Elder God's dark presence


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Evil God: Muudak Kyp

A blue abomination, with millions of followers amongst the newfags. Mention of Muudak Kyp can send an 'oldfag' into an incandescent rage.

>>10145266
As much as you migth be rigth now.

>>10145256
I dont think we should portray /int/ so vile. And if so, something aside of the plague, maybe a discord creature or something.

Normalfags are inmune to the plague, and to everything else in the world.

>>10145307
Zalgo: Dark God who /b/ is devoted to
Still, they dont help jack, and they usually stay on their houses watching their Medieval Fantasy Tv's.

Would Moradin allow a LN paladin? If so, that suits us well. Concentrating on the Creation aspect of his divinity.

For magic items, there's the b&hammer of Thor, which can instantly kill people.

A little OP maybe, but a cool idea.

>>10145373

/int/ is one of the worst boards on 4chan. It deserves all the hate.

>>10145390
A follower of a deity must be within 1 step of the deity. LN, LG, and NG all work.

Still, isn't a paladin supposed to be an extreme religion, even using the whole Paladin of Slaughter, Freedom, and Tyranny thing. Then again, this is /tg/, so fuck the rules.

>>10145395
nah, the banhammer suits better as the weapon of the Order of Mods, the king's high knigths. Other moots knigths are known as Janitors, but they dont wield powerful banhammers.
Of course, King Moot has the bigger and stronger Banhammer, said to being capable of banning/destroying the mods themselves and even other kings, as long they enter in Fochan territory.

>>10145427
Yeah. Well I'm not sure if we really fit with any God enough to be a Paladin. We could go the same way as /co/ and worship something like Creation or something.

I'm not too sure if being a Paladin suits us.

>>10145406
Probably, but, as i said, something ALONGSIDE the plague, not the main threat itself.
Maybe a powerful Hatred Knigth of the Crazy Eigth.

>>10145434
Was the b&hammer already mentioned? Sorry, I didn't know we already stated and fluffed it.

Shucks, I felt so useful too.

>>10145467
/tg/ might serve well as a paladin of creation since we're the board that gets shit done.

>>10145467
Dugmaren Brightmantle? lesser god of scholarship, discovery and invention.

Well, then, what would /tg/'s class be? i think paladin suits it; we have a lot of White Knigths.

>>10145557
Wizard, possibly. Lot of book reading, wisdom, create shit. Nerdy shit fits with Wizards, too. And craziness.

>>10144970
BUT THAT'S SIX DAMN PISTOLS!

>>10145586
Dorf Wizard? somehow, i dont feel it quite rigth.
Uh, what about creating a class especially for /tg/, then?
I nominate White Knigth.

>>10145636
>If 4E, I guess we could keep being a paladin, since the classes are balanced and all.
I see where are you heading this to.
And i dont like it.

>>10145625
Dorf Wizard is kind of crazy. But so is /tg/.

None of that fancy smancy robes and shit. Or towers. Fuck towers. Magic's a tool, a hard and difficult tool at that. But it can be pretty handy.

>>10145620
They're muskets! It's like 3 turns to reload one! Damn right you'd have 6! I'd have 20! That's 10 turns of combat I don't have to worry about shit.

>>10145662
Right. Hopefully this stopped the ensuing shitstorm.

>>10145678
A heavy-armored Dwarf Wizard with a magic axe?

>>10145736
Make that mithral armor so it's lighter. And invest in still spell.

And magic pistols, like in your pic.

>>10145625
I second this.

>>10145747
So its a Mithril-powered gunslinger wizard?
I dont know if that is awesome or just plain out of place.
Which is a good sign actually. Let it have the axe too, if the ammo runs out...

>>10145784
And he will enchant a tankard.

A TANKARD OF EVER FLOWING ALE.

>>10145784
Maybe the axe has a rifle built in. Didn't they have halbreds with built in rifles? It would be like that.

And of course the plan is awesome. My only fear is we'll make /tg/ too cool and we'll become the mary sues we despise.

We must come up with a character flaw for /tg/ to keep him from becoming perfect.

>>10145817
Wrong.

A TANKARD OF EVER FLOWING ALE AND WHORES.

>>10145847
Hmmm. We need a flaw that reflects us.

We got a pretty bad furry porn problem, in contrast to the other boards. Something to do with that?

>>10145847
We have our flaws:
-Sexual perverts (in a white knigth cover, which makes it worse)
-Cynic (GRIMDARK)
-hates elves
-Younger brother of the most horrible evil in the world.

And cool weapons do not a mary sue make. And /tg/ is still the main character, so, a little overpowering is kind of acceptable.

>>10145880
Maybe we're easily tricked and sent into rage?

>>10145880
In addition to what i pointed out, we're the target n1 of Furfags. Like a fucking weirdness magnet.
And probably that is the reason that Todark started his days locked underground.

>>10145917
>hates elves
>flaw

>>10145856
Wrong.
An enchanted tankard that is a sex robot that also produces ale.

>>10145984
Wrong again

An enchanted tankard that is a sex robot that also produces ale, and plays the guitar epically.

Look, I'm not going to say /b/ is good in any respect, but they're not evil either. And they're not heartless. There's easily 3 BAWW threads going on right now. They're just punks who want attention. They're misunderstood at best. Pic related, /b/ can help people when they feel like it.

>>10146028

>guitar

You spelled bagpipes wrong faggot.

>>10146046
/b/ migth be CN, but the Plague made him CE

>>10146053
I submit. You won.

>>10146046
Well they aren't actually evil. But they are as close to a villain as we have, so we'll over emphasize the insanity.

>>10146046
you seem to misunderstand something.

When we say "/b/", we don't just mean the occasional fun thread where people are intelligent and shut pedos and shit down. We mean the entire fucking board, furfag friday and gore threads and newfaggotry galore.

The majority of /b/ revels in other peoples' pain. In fact, that was case in point.

>>10146123
>The majority of /b/ revels in other peoples' pain.
Hmm.. back to the setting, what if /b/'s plan is to revive some kind of ancient powerful being (W.T Snaks) infesting the lands of Fochan, and killing King Moot, so that Snacks can reign?

Dont forget: /b/ has multiple personalities.

Sometimes, he is just a lost child, crying and wanting attention he never got. Sometimes he is a vicious murderer who tortures your family to death just for fun.

I don't know if this was already posted, but W.T. Snacks was once the leader of the Mods, the elite guard against the cancer on Fochan. But he became tainted by it due to all his years combating it, and one day he began a crusade of slaughtering thousands of innocents, "for teh lulz", as he said. When confronted by king m00t, he threw down the banner of King m00tles and openly defied his old liege and close friend. King m00t banished him from the realm, but Snacks brought many of his mod minions, now blackguards, with them, which weakened Fochan's defenses against the plague.

Snacks loathes the Dread King Kimmo, and would never help him. /b/ was once enaumored with Snacks, and could fall under his control. Snacks spends most of his time in his kingdom of Iarcee. What he plans is unknown.

>>10146213
Please refer to >>10144915, a post no doubt ignored for it's stupidity but still maybe a good idea.

>>10146281
It wasnt posted, but the idea appeared somewhere in part 1.
Well, seems kinda nice, but while the characters are ignorant of Snaks plan, what would it be in reality? so we can elaborate the story

>>10146309
That is the objective of the Dreaded Kimmo. To find the ancient LOIC that can dispel King Moot's magic protection.

>>10144703
What would 1d4chan and sup/tg/ serve as?

Perhaps 1d4chan is our magic axe, and sup/tg/ our magic pistol.

>>10146348
His plans are unknown to me too. All I could think of Snacks doing was in the last paragraph, still opposing Kimmo, being loved by /b/, and hanging out in the IRC chat.

Maybe Snacks is the one with the "the plague can't spread if everyone is dead" plan. Hence the killing of anyone who might be a newfag.

>>10146391
as for suptg
TGchan - Ancient hidden Library, where a small coven of storytellers who want to develop the perfect tale hide
Supteejee - Hidden archives of the dwarves, a hidden hall beneath the mountain that has kept a record of dwarven/neckbeard history.

Seems the idea of the Secret Forbidden Library is more fitting.
1d4chan migth as well be some sort of helping NPC

>>10145159
Kimmo, in his rage at Fochan, created golems to bring down his hated enemies. His first were crude, and were a mere annoyance upon Fochan's walls. But then, genius struck. He created a masterwork of a golem, a golem so well made it was near indistinguishable from man. He sent it to the kingdom of Fochan, to spread dissent, misery and learn of it's secrets. But when it came to spy of Todark, it became apparent Kimmo has crafted his work too well. For it lived and had a mind of it's own, and it found a kindred spirit in Todark. At his fury, Kimmo struck the golem down vowing not to make the same mistake again, and earning Todark's loathing.

Now Kimmo crafts golems of might, not stealth, to assail Fochan.

>>10146442
Perhaps an animal companion for /tg/? But what animal... I can't think of an animal that /tg/ has some history with.

Besides BEEEEEES.

>>10146450
AWESOME

>>10146474
see above. A helping golem, which is killed by kimmo later.
Or migth as well be a BEAR. A bear that spends most of his day drunk, and knows how to make asskickin' Power Metal.

>>10146547
Of course! A Bear.

Fuck yes. We use it as our mount too.

So Todark Grimbeard, LN, armored Dwarf wizarf with pistols and an axe. And ride a bear.

>>10146611
its... its beautiful.

>>10146442
both have been corrupted by filth and furry

>>10146630
Well, the Secret Forbidden temple where Elders hide is neither the best place to strike an invasion, nor the most useful place for a Plague to reach, so i think the only filth is the one that they must write to record history.

>>10146611
>wizard
Oops. Anyway since we've more religious leeway, perhaps a worshiper of Moradin while still being LN?

>>10146659
Well, it can be a worshipper without the need of being a priest or a paladin.

Im more concerned about the alignement. Being the hero of the setting, a Good alignment could suit better. Or, in any case, how could Todark react at the world, since its more Chaos vs Order, LN migth as well mean "good" against Chaotic Evil.

>>10146745
A LN protagonist works fine, as you said it's more Order VS Chaos than Good VS Evil. Although I'll admit I'm not entirely sure if it quite fits. Maybe we should map out /tg/'s personality a bit first. He's a bit of a cynic. Can be overly zealous. Possible a judge, jury, executioner type?

>>10146829
More like a Just Judge. The kind of person that hears about injustice and goes to smite the culprit, but its not particularly focused on helping the victim, unless its a really messy thing.
LN with some moments of LG.
Also, lets consider that he wants to protect the King Moot, or the reign of Fochan, for that matter, not because Fochan is a particularly charming place, but the most organized and there are some hard-ass bastards out there that we need to deal with.
This could be the set of a moral questioning, since Snacks and Kimmo seem to be Lawful Evil.

>>10146914
Snacks seem more a test of conviction, being as we've a reason to dislike Kimmo. The "Find bad guys, smite, get out" also seems kind of reflective in that while we do get some shit done we can fumble when it comes to certain bits, such as crunch.

>>10146914

So its Vimes. Imokwiththis.jpeg

>>10146962
Then, Snacks would be trying to seduce Todark by promising him a more just reign that the one King Moot upholds.
Seems to be fine, now, what problems the kingdom of Fochan would have exactly to make Todark doubt Moot? poor plague handling? the promise of peace that places like The Douchy of 420 has?(of course, they are all so stoned they dont care for war)

>>10146962
>can fumble when it comes to certain bits, such as crunch.

Should be:

>mostly fall apart when it comes to making new crunch

But nonetheless the point is made.

>>10147022
The Mod Knights do not offer much support for Todark and his people. Snacks offers justice to be brought to those such as the Furry who plague his lands with their porn.

>>10147019

>realization kicks in

Oh, fuck you.

>>10147058
I dont think Todark likes furrys. Considering they are a set of the plague and seem outrigth chaotic...

>>10147079
Yeah. That's why he's tempted by Snacks, who offers to get some Mod Knights to aid him in getting rid of them.

>>10147099
Seems to be Ok. But there must be something else. Probably its offering a -false- cure for the plague.
And if Todark doubts him, what would make him go back to Moot's side ?

Well, im going to update the lists and save the thread.- Wish me luck

make a page for it on 1d4chan maybe?

What about Kimho and Anontalk?
They can take the place of Drow in this setting.

Also, some fixations of the boards can make appearances.
For example, /co/ can have a warforged (XJ-9) a CN bard (Harley) and some dragon ridings vikings.

>>10147806
>What about Kimho and Anontalk? They can take the place of Drow in this setting.

READ THE THREAD

>>10147806
Wat?

Updated!
MAIN PARTY
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Male LN(LG-ish) Dwarf Mithril-Armored Wizard, uses a magic revovler and a magic axe, out to bring some justice to the world. /b/'s younger brother, he is the latter's objective, for he carries the Stone relics, which, in the wrong hands could destroy the kingdom of Fochan. Todark seems to be the only one that can stop /b/ using these items. Worships Moradin, and has a love for invention and creation. Hates elves and has a overall cynical view of the world. Tends to help damsels in distress but he migth as well imagine them naked.
/k/ - Kolt "The Desert Eagle", Male CN Ranger, obsessed with his multitude of weapons and their
upkeep, critiques other people's gear relentlessly, was part of a special ops unit.
/v/ - Pokey Mann, Male CN Halfling Rogue/Barbarian, makes bad jokes and pranks on other party members and enemies alike, has anger issues, and hates /a/ with little to no real reason.
/a/ - Yami Yaiba, male/trap Elf Swordsage, carries 5 swords, 3 of them are katanas, one wakisaki and one giant bastard sword.
/x/ - "X" (real name unkown), Female Alienist, extremely paranoid, practices small rituals for little to no reason, thinks that paranormal things are behind every dark corner and plot
/co/ - "Doctor Spoiler", Male NG Human Paladin, worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE, looks strikingly like a medieval Batman. Has a trope addiction, a little neurotic because of that.

SECONDARY (one-time party/allies)
/an/ - Acatis Finetu, Female Elf Druid, Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals
/lit/ - Orson Wilde, Human Male Wizard (Archivist?). LN, really intelligent and insufferable.
/sci/ - Ein Hawking, Male Alchemist
/mu/ - Jack Blackrock, Male Bard
/fit/ - Atlas Bareback, Male Human Monk
/sp/ - Myfaze Shorkshaw, the top warrior in Fochan's gladiatorial arena. In the ring, he mocks his defeated opponents by yelling "ART THOU FURIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE STYLED UPON THEE?!" CN male barbarian. Very competitive.
/po/ - Kuten Fold, Female Paper Artificer. Can kill with paper cuts.
/m/ - Gurren, Male(?) CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat, has a knack to pull tricks out of his sleeve at exactly the right moment, has killer sideburns and a tendency to go a tad insane. Hangs out with /a/. Its painted Black most of the time, when it goes into SUPAH MOODO, he becomes Red (goez fasta)
/ck/ - Cattie Dumas, Female Battlechef/Barbarian, worships Grond Koour, makes some bitchin' food
/tv/ - Homer Sein-feld the Lost, male Diviner.
/t/ - CN Male Swashbuckler, owns a boat with which he plunders the world's treasures from the greedy kings and monsters that own them

NOTABLE NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan. And, overall, an important guardian of stability of the Internet. Has the most powerful Banhammer in existence.
The Order of the Mods - Moot's loyal knigths. They do carry banhammers too, but not as powerful as moot's
/y/ - Shuichi, Flamingly gay innkeeper, hits on all male members of party anytime they stay.
/u/ - Kanako, /y/'s sister, works as the barmaid in his inn, tries to hit on the females who come in. Shy and perverted
/jp/ - Kuma, male Samurai/Sorceror. A reclusive hermit with an unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Fuuta, Female(?) CN Shapeshifter Sorceress/Rogue, seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves, works as espionage agent
/trv/ - CRAAAAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM
/o/ - Talking Mechanical horse with an ego trip.
/adv/ - Factotum
/hc/: An old, powerful psion, driven mad by whispers from beyond. His thoughts are constantly being invaded by the Elder Gods. Once he tried to summon a elder god-like creature, he ended up summoning Fuuta, and developed a great hatred for it. It was slain by King Moot before it could do any harm, but his powerful presence still manages to stay on this world.
/new/ - Prophet that saw the coming of the Plague. its old, and wise, but very stupid. A Prime example of high WIS, low INT. Helps king moot and Todark
Lowtax: One of the elder mages descendants of the AE.
Games Workshop: Goblin Merchant that sells magical items, that change every week. Todark seems to find himself arguably interested in this merchant, and spends most of his money on its magical items, which later he regrets to buy because they dont usually do what they are supposed to.

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Chaos dwarf: Terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches. Plague itself is a sentient virus that warps the body into an enormous hulk and dulls the mind, turning the carrier into a dumb brute. Has multiple personalities.
Its actually Todark's big brother, and that misterious dwarf that has caused so many grief in the vicinity of Fochan.
/r9k/ - "The Scrapper", insane reject, out for revenge.
The Westboro Cultists - Religious fanatic group that considers Fochan to be a place of pure evil.
Dread King Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his golem hordes against Fochan.
He is searching for the legendary LOIC, that can destroy moot's magical barrier of power.
Todark's Relic stones are actually part of this artifact.
/gif/ - Mage who can animate anything he wants, chaotic and uncontrollable. Wants to know where everything comes from and of what everything is made of.
The "Lords of Magic" - Self-proclaimed masters of magic, they wish to control every person. Figths against /b/ (LE vs CE)
The Crazy Eigth: 8 demon lords that want to screw up Todark. And the world for that matter.
They gave /b/ the cancer magic.
/int/ - Bey'are Huay: A magical construct, fountain of cultural knowledge; can point out the
failings of every army or nation, but never it's strengths. Whispers to Kolt some hate speeches.
Child of the Full Circle: Evil god that threatens people into showing their most dreaded secrets. Has hundreds of masks, yet no identity.
Zalgo: Dark god. The plague is an extension of his will, is worshipped by /b/ and other powerful warlocks.
Snacks: Exiled from the kingdom of Fochan, was once moot's most trusted knigth. He was almost executed when he slaugthered thousands of innocents, "for teh lulz", but he managed to run away. Seems to be tainted by Zalgo, and now he is a great chessmaster that wants to overtrown moot. Tries to seduce Todark into joining him.

FACTIONS/LOCATIONS
Encyclopedia Dramatica- A mage guild, devout to learn about Fochan and its denizens, they even started writing an encycopaedia about everything related to arcana and trolls but it could fell into wrong hands.
Grand Duchy of 420chan:A smaller nation bordering Fochan known for it's agrarian economy centered on a mystical herb exclusive to their land known as Cannabis. It is coveted for it's ability to increase resistances, toughness and intellect at the expense of situational awareness and short-term memory. Home of some awesome alchemists that use said herb.
The Oldfag Inquisition: A group of zealous elders that brainwashes low-intellect people into believing they are higher and powerful beings. Persecutes furrys and newfags with grand zealotry, and believe that "the plague wont spread if everyone is dead" some of them are veterans of the furfag wars, cannot discern friend and foe anymore. These paranoid warriors are willing to put anything to the torch, even their closest allies to the slightest accusation (and most are sef-hating closet furries)
They believe that King Moot isn't helping the people, and are throwing a revolution against him.
One of /b/'s personalities is the Grand Master of this inquisition.
Kingdom of Gaia: A former political rival of the Kingdom of Fochan before the Gaianese War dispelled any illusions of Gaia being a legitimate threat to Fochan. The war was largely one-sided, with Gaians claiming tiny victories and bragging about them despite losing the war in one week. The war destroyed Gaia economically due to Fochan scorched earth tactics, and now Gaians regularly attempt to illegally immigrate to Fochan. Their culture and customs are a dead giveaway however, and Fochanners zealously persecute them whenever possible. If travelling near the border, one must be careful of roving bands of Gaian bandits. Plan to use the Plague as their weapon, but it may backfire.

OTHERS:
TVTropes- Powerful drug that makes people(and animals) much more intelligent, but its highly addictive and accelerates the aging process. It comes from a Tiberium-like mineral created by the essense of the god "tropay" that rests on the center of the planet.
Tuchan -Deity that resides in the Higher Chan's Plane (some sort of chan's valhalla). It gave King Moot enough power to be inmune to the plague, and commanded him to create the kingdom of Fochan from the ashes of the Awful Empire. It also gave Moot a magic Tutú, but no one is quite sure of what it does.
The Ancient Awful Empire- An atlantis-esque ancient empire that was destroyed by the same plague that is threatening the Kingdom of Fochan today. Moot is one of the few descendants, being the other ones some powerful mages.
TGchan - Ancient hidden Library, where a small coven of storytellers who want to develop the perfect tale hide.
The Ultimate Sage and Report Blade: A legendary weapon, said to mute all voices and destroy all plague that it touches. Currently Lost and with no sigth of being recovered.
Leman Russ: Todark's loyal bear companion/mount. Spends most of his day drunk or rocking HARD.
Normalfags: Magicless beings.
Muudak'Kyp: A blue abomination, with millions of followers amongst the newfags. Mention of Muudak'Kyp can send an 'oldfag' into an incandescent rage.
ENCHANTED TANKARD OF ALE AND WHORES - Also a sex robot and plays the bagpipe like a boss.
AnonBOT: Golem created by Kimmo that actually got a mind of its own when it met Todark.

ENEMY CONCEPTS/BESTIARY
newfag: plaguebearer. The plague has destroyed its higher thinking, rendering it retarded, but otherwise is still able to function.
tripfag/Camwhores: Succubus-like beinsg that thrive on attention. Like D&D Gods, the power of belief sustains them. By acknowledging or hating them, they become stronger. If not for Moot and the Great Order of Mods, the nation of Fochan would be devoured by them.
troll: Next step of newfag. Plague has destroyed all remnants of brain function, making them a horde of monsters ravaging the countryside.
Goons: Undead remnant of the Ancient Awful Empire. It uses an outlandish magic that cannot be dispelled or resisted. Despite this, Goons lack higher intelligence and are generally content to destroy everything they can.
Anonymous: One of /b/'s many personalities, given physical form by the vast power of the Plague. Alone, it will only exist as a disembodied voice, or a small, suppressible case of Cancer Plague, but in large quantities, can form actual, self-sustaining bodies. The largest, most powerful cluster of Anonymous is inside the husk of the former adventurer, /b/.
Furfags: These strange individuals worship animals, hoping to somehow fuse with them to become some manner of hybrid which would be superior to beasts and men. Willing victims of the plague to make themselves half-animal. They have become paranoid and dangerous for the inhabitants of Fochan. Weak to fire.

And that is all for today. Good nigth, /tg/

also: damn the post limits.

archived now
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10144522/
Stay classy, /tg/.

>>10146046

Well, to be utterly fair, 16 is legal in Geroga, so, they were being a bit crazy there.