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    214 KB Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:06 No.10208453  
    What's the most heretical thing you've done?

    Pic related, from drawfaggotry doth all heresy begins.
    >> The Eastern Orthodox Guy 06/01/10(Tue)18:08 No.10208477
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    Tried it

    Worked

    pic related:my face
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:09 No.10208491
    >>10208453

    Some of my iron warriors are wearing stahlhelms.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:11 No.10208521
    FUCKED AN ORK
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208532
    As Space Marines, I teamed up with Necrons to kill Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208537
    Forgot to venerate the immortal god-emperor of mankind yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208542
    >>10208491
    I sleep with a giant pillow with a picture of Wasteland Warrior on it.

    Sometimes it gets messy. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208543
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    I argued that Love Can Bloom.

    My heresies are pretty goddamn minor compared to some of you twisted fucks.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208544
    >>10208532
    GOD DAMNIT ARGH
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:12 No.10208545
    Fapped to demons and monsters. A lot. A LOT.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/01/10(Tue)18:13 No.10208556
    >>10208532

    In a large majority of my allied games, I always teamed with the Dark Eldar player. We were damn near unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:14 No.10208566
    Once, I got a cold.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:14 No.10208572
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    >>10208542

    Just pretend your head is the bullet.
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208581
    >>10208532
    I knew that must've been you, Alpharius!
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208584
    nothing
    everything i do is for the emperor
    >> Gurk the Rape Ork 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208591
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    >>10208521
    OY.

    MY NAME'S GURK AN' I FUCKED A GIT MARINE RIGHT IN 'IS TIGHT LI'L MANCUNT. WHOLE TIME 'E KEPT SCREAMIN', "SKWOD BROWKIN! SKWOD BROWKIN!"

    Heh, heh. 'E popped me off good, 'at one did.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208597
    >>10208572
    Did traps convince you to take that, or was it bad decision making and booze?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208600
    I gave death to the enemies of the false emperor.
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:15 No.10208602
    None, actually. It's all a part of a greater scheme. Trust me.
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:16 No.10208608
    >>10208591
    ha!
    someone draw this
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:16 No.10208616
    >>10208597

    Bad decision and booze.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:16 No.10208618
    >>10208591

    We all know orks don't have penises, silly.

    Don't deny it. That would be heretical.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:17 No.10208625
    >>10208616
    That's what I thought, but after "Drunken story time with WW" a while back, and all the talk about traps, I wasn't sure.
    >> Alpharius 06/01/10(Tue)18:17 No.10208634
    I collected corpses in the name of your corpse god.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:18 No.10208643
    >>10208616
    If you're sober now, why did you post it again?
    >> Admech 06/01/10(Tue)18:18 No.10208644
    i grafted a penis to an ork
    last i heard he was using it to rape guardsmen
    better them than me
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:18 No.10208650
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    sup /tg/ is this heretical?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:19 No.10208661
    >>10208644
    What about that one furry abhuman?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:19 No.10208666
    I paid for research into ork genitalia, then contracted the mechanicus to create an artificial version when they were found to lack them
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:20 No.10208685
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    >>10208643
    >implying WW is sober.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:21 No.10208694
    >>10208453
    It's fast attack terminator.
    >> Admech 06/01/10(Tue)18:21 No.10208700
    >>10208661

    who told you about that?!
    THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

    #end transmission#
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:22 No.10208723
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    >>10208453

    I became a drawfag.

    I'M SORRY EMPEROR I FAILED THEE
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:23 No.10208725
    Scratch all of what I said earlier, I actually have a heresy related story that also revolves around alcohol and poor decision making skills.

    So back at my old school, I was hanging out a dude's house after the gaming club was done. I had consumed 8 tall boys of steel reserve and gin. There were a bunch of straight edge kids hanging out, and they were saying that liquor was dumb. I had to prove them wrong.

    TO show how awesomely numbing alcohol was, I grabbed a straight razor, pinned one of them down with my knee and made him watch as I cut a mark of chaos undivided into my forearm. Then when it was good and bloody I grabbed a length of pvc pipe, broke it over my knee and headed to the back yard.

    In the back, there were a bunch of people from the gaming club doing a vampire larp, with foam swords and airsoft guns. I jumped ontop of a table, screamed "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and I charged. Foam swords dont really hurt when you are drunk, but pvc hurts like hell even through a trench coat. I was wailing indiscriminately at them screaming praises to khorne when I finally pinned one down.

    I pointed the jagged edge of pvc at his throat and screamed "DO YOU ACCEPT THE 8 FOLD PATH, OR DO I GIVE YOUR SKULL TO MY LORD FOR HIS THRONE!?!?!?!!" He started stammering out an excuse when I get grabbed from behind by 4 of my friends, and dragged into the bathroom, where I am locked in. I try to escape to rend more flesh for the blood god, but in the end I pass out in the tub.

    Made it to my rifts game the next morning hangover free. The gods smiled on me.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:25 No.10208754
    >>10208725
    Reading stories like these, I know one day he's going to end up in bed with a girly looking guy.
    >> Gurk the Rape Ork 06/01/10(Tue)18:26 No.10208764
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    >>10208618
    OY! STOP MUCKIN' ABOUT!

    I'LL BREAK YOH SKWOD JUSS LIKE I BROKE DAT GIT MARINE'S!

    AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR SKWOD-SKWOD, I'Z BEIN' YOOFF-UH-MIST-ICK!

    ...I MEAN YA BUTT.

    I'LL WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! YA RIGHT IN THE BUTT.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:26 No.10208768
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    >>10208725
    >>10208725
    >>10208725
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:28 No.10208798
    >>10208725

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Goddamn you are the best drunk ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:29 No.10208821
    There should be a Wasteland Warrior podcast.

    So I can download these stories and play them in public.
    >> Admech 06/01/10(Tue)18:29 No.10208823
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    >>10208725

    no.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:30 No.10208832
    >>10208768

    Call it heresy, but you have not lived untill the combination of rage, drunken fury, perceived invincibility allows you to perceive time slowing down as your pvc pipe impacts a larper in the side as blood pours out of your mouth as you scream praises to the lord of skulls.

    Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:30 No.10208834
    decided to become a trap
    >> bg !!ZxG4rsOlzVs 06/01/10(Tue)18:31 No.10208853
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    >>10208723
    :3c
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:31 No.10208860
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    >>10208725
    Can I look up to you as an idol?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:32 No.10208880
    >>10208821

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUXadaKOQ5CsyLtH6
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:33 No.10208903
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    I stared into the abyss...

    And it stared back.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:34 No.10208909
    >>10208880

    My crotch feels funny after listening to that. Please, continue.
    >> scaredofshadows !!zxfRuuFd4v1 06/01/10(Tue)18:34 No.10208912
    drenched myself willingly in weaver-taint by having this monkey-toy laptop
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:34 No.10208914
    >>10208880
    Problem: You kinda sorta sound like Tom Waits.
    Solution: Try to sound more like Tom Waits.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:34 No.10208915
    >>10208880
    That was the best thing ever this month.

    HAHAHAHA, I love you WW.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:35 No.10208924
    >>10208914
    Yes, do this.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:36 No.10208949
    >>10208914

    I spent all of yesterday drinking wormwood schnaps, and breakfast was a pack of cigarettes.

    >>10208909

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vww6we2X7AFfvv9w1
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:36 No.10208951
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    >>10208880
    fappin' to your sack while listen' to that sexy, sexy voice on a loop.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:37 No.10208956
    >>10208914
    >>10208924

    ... I just realized, the only explanation: Wasteland Warrior IS Tom Waits.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:38 No.10208977
    >>10208949
    >>10208880
    Oh, my sides, oh god. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:38 No.10208979
    >>10208956
    This is....

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:38 No.10208994
    >>10208951

    That is a horrifying picture. Fuck you japan, 2 weren't enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:39 No.10209010
    Stupid sexy Wasteland Warrior.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:40 No.10209027
    >>10208949

    OH GOD MORE.
    NO WOMAN EVER MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:40 No.10209035
    >>10208994
    Consider this: The two caused mutations that resulted in the Japan of today.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:42 No.10209081
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    >>10208994
    U mad, uncle WW?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:44 No.10209096
    >>10208951
    FUCK YEAH, I HAVE THE CIRNO DICK
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)18:46 No.10209135
    >>10208725
    >>10208832
    >>10208880
    WW, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Good on you for teaching both the Straight Edge faggots and the LARP faggots what it means to be drunk and angry.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:46 No.10209136
    >>10209081

    you guys are dicks.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:47 No.10209147
    >>10209136
    We <3 you, though.

    Can we still be bros?
    >> Wasteland Papa 06/01/10(Tue)18:48 No.10209168
    >>10209136
    >>10209147

    NO. NO BROS. WW MUST GO ON ALONE FOR THAT IS HIS WAY.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:48 No.10209169
    >>10209135

    I don't mind people who dont imbibe, but baiting a raging alcoholic who is angry at the world by saying that drinking isn't any fun is asking for more trouble then going to a naacp meeting in klan robes.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:48 No.10209170
    >>10209147
    I'm sure that, deep down, Wasteland Warrior loves dick.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:49 No.10209185
    >>10208853
    Hey bg, were you able to do that request about the Sister of Battle?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:49 No.10209189
    >>10209170

    Not misshapen chud mutant foreskin dicks.

    I'm an ass man.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:51 No.10209219
    >>10209189
    Why must you be so hurtful?
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)18:51 No.10209220
    >>10209169
    I can agree completely, but the Straight Edge faggots are just obnoxious. In a similair situation to you, I ended up in a drunken (that was mostly me) brawl with four of them after a concert because they were faggots and I have anger issues that like being resolved with the striking of flesh. I don't think I won that fight (woke up inside a trashcan missing most of my jacket and a chunk out of my forearm) but I don't think I lost. Because I found some teeth nearby and they weren't mine.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:53 No.10209243
    >>10209189
    I'm sure there's a girlboy out there for you.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:53 No.10209245
    When I was drinking with a straight edge faggot, I ended up with his dick in my mouth. Why you gotta be so violent, /tg/?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:54 No.10209266
    >>10209220

    In vegas there is a big movement to get the teens and shit to be anti smoking. I was in a bar all night long, and it was now the middle of the day. You can still smoke in bars and casinos, and I was too drunk to drive so I had to walk my ass home. I lit a cigarette and walked out. Some guy with half a dozen facial piercings and a safety pin through his nose started giving me shit, so I blew smoke in his eyes. He sucker punched me in the gut, and I had been drinking so I puked all over him. Then I planted my cowboy boot into his crotch out of pure fucking meanness and walked home, leaving him crying on the asphalt and covered in my vomit.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:55 No.10209278
    >>10209245

    God loves violence, why do you think there is so much of it? It's his glorious gift to mankind.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:56 No.10209289
    I wrote a DD

    Then I wrote another

    Am I heretek?
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)18:57 No.10209298
    >>10209245
    >>10209278
    I gotta go with WW, here. God does love his violence. Just look at the Middle East.
    >>10209266
    Shoulda pulled the safety pin right out of his nose.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)18:58 No.10209308
    >>10209298

    Nah, what I did was simple assault, that would have been aggravated. If it's broad daylight I try to keep the felonies to a minimum.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:58 No.10209317
    And so Anon asked himself, how can I be more like WW.
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)18:59 No.10209325
    >>10209308
    Technically he assaulted you first, so it would have been justified in the eyes of any violent, god-fearing court in America. But then again, I don't mind committing felonies in broad daylight so long as I think I can get away.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)18:59 No.10209334
    >>10209317
    Well, first you need to get him to do a podcast/radio show.

    Then you need booze, lots of it.

    The rest is easy.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:00 No.10209341
    >>10209317

    I just broke out a bottle of rum, let's see if that helps.
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)19:01 No.10209356
    >>10209317
    Well you'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight.
    And if you see a pretty girl, you'll sleep with her tonite.
    And then you'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:02 No.10209379
    >>10209317
    Start drinking, be angry and smoke, no I don't give a shit that you have asthma, choke it down bitch.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:04 No.10209399
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    >>10209334

    Guess what was full at the beginning of this thread?

    A podcast would just be me bitching about how much ammunition costs these days, why I don't trust midgets, a list of things I would do sexually to various celebrities and a long rambling discord about what I would do to tim and eric if I got the chance.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:05 No.10209407
    >>10209399
    I would never, ever stop listening.
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)19:06 No.10209435
    >>10209399
    You'd be better than ninety odd percent of the podcasts out there.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:07 No.10209447
    >>10209399
    And random stories about games.

    And that's awesome. And I would totally listen.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:08 No.10209460
    >>10209399
    you say that as if it were a bad thing
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:09 No.10209467
    >>10209407

    Okay, here's something.

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrL3ysCrUZTRoXRCC
    >> Private O'Brien 06/01/10(Tue)19:11 No.10209505
    >>10209467
    That fate is not nearly bad enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:12 No.10209524
    >>10209467
    I would totally pay to listen to this.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:14 No.10209559
    >>10209467
    ...would you happen to be the POWERTHIRST guy, by any chance?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:23 No.10209702
    >>10209559

    No, but I mixed brawndo with jagermeister once and ended up challenging a police officer to meet me in the field of honor.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:24 No.10209713
    >>10209702
    Did you remember to use a glove?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:24 No.10209720
    Became a drawfag and drifted into trolblivion
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:25 No.10209733
    >>10209467
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawing_(torture)

    This might be of interest to you.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:26 No.10209748
    >>10209713

    No, thats probably why he chose to just suprise taze me and tell my friends to take me home and make sure I didnt get into any more trouble that night.

    THE BLACKGUARD FIEND SHOULD HAVE FACED ME WITH PISTOLS AT DAWN, granted, I would have used my ak as it has a pistol grip, and therefore counts as a pistol.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:27 No.10209756
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    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:28 No.10209772
    >>10209748
    is that the reason you fitted it with a pistol grip?
    >> http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFauVhE85vRD2SP8V Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:29 No.10209786
    >>10209341

    Well, I don't think it's the alcohol alone. Not entirely sure.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:30 No.10209796
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    >>10209772

    No, because stock saigas have a shitty trigger because they have a little piece in them to move the trigger away from the action so they could be fired with a monte carlo sporting stock.

    I wanted something Californians can't have, and I was tired of sloppy trigger pull, so I coverted it back into an AK.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:30 No.10209798
    >>10209772

    ...for duels, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:31 No.10209822
    >>10209786
    I listened to this.

    What the fuck accent is that? German?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:32 No.10209834
    >>10209822

    Jawohl.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:33 No.10209850
    >>10209834
    Well, at least this merican isn't totally euro-clueless.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:34 No.10209879
    >>10209834
    Unless I've entirely forgotten what little German I know, you'd use "ja" there, not "jawohl".
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:35 No.10209899
    >>10209879
    >>10209879
    Jawohl is yes, but with enthusiasm. "Yes-SIR!"
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:36 No.10209911
    >>10209879

    They're both perfectly valid. "Jawohl" is a bit more formal, a bit more out-dated, and a bit more military-sounding.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:37 No.10209928
    >>10209899
    >>10209911
    Right-o, I'm a retard.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:42 No.10210014
    Wrote this:
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken_2
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:42 No.10210026
    I dreamt of Wasteland Warrior holding me and whispering about his awesome stories in bed, naked.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:43 No.10210038
    >>10210026
    So it's not just me? Thank god.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:45 No.10210064
    >>10210038

    It's at least half of /tg/.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:46 No.10210075
    >>10210064

    Oh boy, 4 people lust for me.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:47 No.10210103
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    I drew this.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:47 No.10210110
    >>10210014
    thats..alot of heresy
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:47 No.10210114
    >>10210075
    It's only really two people.

    You're the fourth.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:48 No.10210116
    >>10210075
    More than four.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:49 No.10210142
    Oh look, fa/tg/uys fellating a drunken waste of of flesh redneck.
    >> Xerxes 06/01/10(Tue)19:49 No.10210148
    Roll a Battle Sister in DH
    >advicelaughingelfman.jpg
    Take her personality from Birdgirl
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:49 No.10210155
    >>10210014
    >Eduardo turned up the piston speed with a thought to 800 RPM, and watched Gurk seem to vibrate as his Cybercock ravaged him. Gurk seemed to go limp, but Eduardo didn't care as he climaxed and extended the Cybercock another five inches further inside of Gurk, rupturing vital organs as his innards filled with hot cum.

    nice
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:49 No.10210156
    >>10210110
    Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:50 No.10210175
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    >>10210142
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:51 No.10210180
    >>10210075

    Yeah. Of the others, one is busy saging every thread he sees, two are locked in a perpetual edition war, and the last only comes here for Giantess porn.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:52 No.10210201
    I stuck bubble wrap in my anus, clenched my asscheeks and attempted to pop the bubbles.


    FOR SLAANESH
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:53 No.10210228
    >>10210201

    Thats awesome, but a true slaaneshi would have an asshole like a pringle tube full of circus peanuts, which wouldn't pop jack shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:55 No.10210252
    >>10210228
    I'm still a beginner, good sir. Give me time.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:56 No.10210272
    >>10210228
    Empty your stories all over my face.

    More vocaroo and/or retelling of Drunken adventures (especially if they involve BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD)
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 06/01/10(Tue)19:59 No.10210317
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    >>10210272

    Nah, tired and I have a game to get to, so I must now go elsewhere.

    I leave you all this.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)19:59 No.10210320
    >>10210272
    Can't just ask for stories man. Need to jog his mind or remind him of something. Like 'pills' or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)20:05 No.10210388
    I invited 4 hot girls round and plied them with alcohol and drugs then started "sexy party games" purely to initiate an orgy.
    Whole night was a blur, woke up to a room of naked bitches, many used rubbers and more booze bottles than yer average brewery.
    Oh yeah, and at some point I managed to get draw Slaanesh's mark on their tits in sharpie.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)20:07 No.10210425
    >>10210388

    Almost forgot the most important part. 2 of them were married at the time and one of them engaged. Other had just split up with her long time boyfriend. (my excuse for organising the party)
    >> Faiz, Vindicare !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 06/01/10(Tue)20:16 No.10210560
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    So, I'm confused, is WW favoured by Slaanesh or Khorne?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)20:18 No.10210605
    >>10210560

    Neither
    He's Chaos unbound.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)20:27 No.10210772
    >>10208725
    i swear WW if i ever meet you i will have to buy you a drink or two just for that story
    >> Fucking Liar 06/01/10(Tue)20:32 No.10210845
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    guess



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