First, smoke that weed.

>>10428074
You SMOKE some WEED
You are now feeling HIGH and HUNGRY

Go talk to Dim Jim, see if he has any ideas

>Also, Fuck yes Rowdy!

>>10428501
DIM JIM tells you he thinks the HIDEOUT might not be safe from RIVAL GANGS, and that you need to get more RESPECT or POWER.

Listen to Dim Jim / Ask what Buggary thinks / ask what Angus thinks / other?

>>10428592
Ask them both.

excellent! I was hoping to get in on this shit next time around.

>>10428714
Only-half-there Angus tells you that his gang was the third most powerful in the area before you showed up. The two others are the gangs of PADDY COTTONTAIL and WINSTON "SLIPPERY" LUCKYFOOT.
They might try to MOVE IN now that Angus has been beaten

Buggary Floppykins is too busy being blown by Bitch to have an opinnion right now.

>>10428914
Rape BITCH

>>10428966
You RAPE BITCH

Ask Angus about rival gangs / Go spy on rival gangs / other

Ask angus THEN go spy on the second most powerful

>>10429224
Angus tells you that PADDY COTTONTAIL is the second in power, but he never comes out of his SECRET HIDEOUT
Yo get to him you need to either infiltrate HIS GANG or SNEAK IN by following one of his liutenants.

You find one of PADDY'S LIUTENANTS called BIG HANS at the PUB. He is PLAYING CARDS.

Go talk to Big Hans / Join card game / Watch from a distance / other?

>>10429437

join card game

>>10430152
You join the card game
You get a REALLY SHITTY HAND

Play even though you will probably lose / Bluff / cheat / other

Bluff

>>10430593
Big Hans agrees to raise the stakes - he will let you meet PADDY if you WIN.

But if you LOSE, he get's to FUCK you in the ASS.

Accept / Decline / other

accept

Accept, and if we lose, gut him.

>>10430844
it is now ON MOTHERFUCKER
However, your hand still sucks

lose / cheat / signal Buggary to create a diversion / other

Signal buggary for distraction then cheat.

If we still lose, gut him.

>>10430962
Cheat. Sacrifice Buggary for the to-be-buggered duty if we lose.

>>10430979
I second this!

>>10430979
>>10430997
Buggary DISTRACTS Big Hans as you grab yourself a GREAT HAND

Play / other?

>>10430962

Bend BIG HANS over the card table and fuck him up the ass.

Then slap him with our dick and make him take us to PADDY.

>>10431097
Dude, that's gay.

We're an angry bunny, not a faggy bunny.

Now pwn Hans and get on with it. If he tries anything funny, punch his fat gut.

Just play, if he wins accuse him of cheating

>>10431097
Shocked by the manhandling, Big Hans SUBMITS to you.
He agrees to take you to PADDY COTTONTAIL if you stop raping him.

Go with him

>>10431341
Big Hans leads you to a BACK ALLEY DOOR and says PADDY is INSIDE

Go in alone / Go in with Buggary / Get the others and go in all at once / other

You should go in all at once, strength through numbers!

>>10431442

Make BIG HANS go in first. Have BUGGERY keep a gun to his head.

>>10431448
You enter and come face to face with PADDY COTTONTAIL

Dim Jim notes that there are lots of THUGS hiding in the room, and that it was an ambush.

Talk to Paddy / Let Angus talk to Paddy / other

>>10431644
Tell Paddy to tell the thugs to GTFO or we'll take his potatoes, put him in a box and mail him to Barbados.

While he's busy being pissed, shoot the whole lot with the automatic handgun.

That should do wonders on the respect department.

Try to talk. If all else fails then rape PADDY COTTONTAIL and assert dominance!

>>10431644
INSULT the flowery ladyhat Paddy wears.
Then FIGHT

>>10431724

Use BIG HANS as a hostage. (Shoot him anyway when you get what you want)

>>10431724
You CAP a few ASSES
PADDY seems MILDLY IMPRESSED by your balls and offers PARTNERSHIP

accept / demand further details / decline / other

>>10431842
Demand further detail, we ain't getting into anything before we know what it is.

>>10431842

Rape PADDY and kill the other henchman.

All or nothing, biznitch!

>>10431738
>>10431737
>>10431935
>>10431766
You take BIG HANS as a HOSTAGE and DEMAND SOME GODDAMN DETAILS before HANS gets a BULLET TO THE FACE and PADDY gets an ASS FULL OF COCK

Paddy tells you to chill the fuck out and explains he runs the biggest pimping ring in all the highlands. You'd get half the cash and territory if you did all the risky work.

Deal / no deal / other

>>10431980

See

>>10432063

>>10432063
SHOOT like a CRAZY RABBIT

>>10432063
execute HANS and demand at least 2/3rds

>>10432063
It's a deal... for now. Later we can try to usurp Paddy's position.

>>10432063

Make BIG HANS turn on PADDY in exchange for a place in the New Order.

>>10432116
>>10432174
>>10431980
You SHOOT BIG HANS and RAPE PADDY

Paddy agrees to give 2/3rds

Dim Jim thinks letting him live will bite you in the ass later
Angus thinks killing him would make you too large a threat to Winston Luckyfoot to ignore
Buggary Floppykins agrees with Dim Jim
Bitch finds the man-on-man sex hot

>>10432257

Make PADDY a lieutenant in the gang. Have everybody keep an eye on him and execute him if he steps out of line.

Hire on the henchmen to increase the size of the gang.

>>10432257

Might as well take it all since clearly we're top dog.

Er... rabbit.

>>10432257
turn control of PADDY'S OPERATIONS to DIM JIM, make PADDY a subordinate, under watchful supervision by DIM JIM

>>10432277
>>10432290
PADDY COTTONTAIL has joined the CREW
10 THUGS have joined the CREW
10 NEW BITCHES have joined the CREW

THE CREW now rivals WINSTON LUCKYFOOT's GANG in power


head back to the old hideout / establish Paddy's hideout as your new hideout / other

Establish Paddy's hideout as your new hideout

>>10432456
talk to PADDY and ANGUS about potential new HIDEOUTS. search PADDY'S HIDEOUT any hidden things, like GUNS or DRUGS or MONEY

>>10432510
>>10432563
>>10432341
Angus warns you that neither his nor Paddy's hideouts will be very good as WINSTON already knows their locations. He suggests looking for a NEW HIDEOUT.

Dim Jim goes off to establish his rule among the NEW BITCHES

You find a SHOTGUN, SHELLS, WEED, 10 HANDGUNS and A CUSTOMER LIST

Look for new hideout / relay customer list to Buyer / other

>>10428057
Find a new hideout, preferably an easily defend-able one...

>>10432741
Buggary Floppykins and one of the Thugs have located an OLD UNUSED BUNKER

use it as your hideout / find something else / other

>>10432817

Use BUNKER to host SEX ORGY with NEW BITCHES.

>>10432817
Take the bunker. Fortify and expand as much as possible. We're making that thing a fucking fortress.

>>10432817
distribute HANDGUNS to our THUGS. settle in BUNKER and begin analyzing CLIENT LIST

>>10432876
>>10432884
The BUNKER BASE is now FORTIFIED.

Send a message to Winston Luckyfoot / Go confront Winston in person / draw up battle plans / other

>>10432876

Orgy to establish dominance over new BITCHES.

Burrow under bunker to expand.

Relay CLIENT LIST to BUYER.

Gather intel about WINSTON's gang.

>>10432964
We're going to need some better weapons than just a shotgun and some handguns. You should find an arms dealer...

>>10432876
>>10432925
The THUGS are now ARMED
You have a SEX ORGY and discover that the NEW BITCHES are well trained

BUYER calls back about the CLIENT LIST and tells you that there are some VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE on that list. He promises to get back to you on this later.

arrange meeting with Winston / spy on Winston / other

>>10433190
Spy on winston, find out what he is up to.
Also, I still think we need better guns...

>>10433222

Seconded.

Use PADDY's contacts to find an arms dealer.

>>10432979
>>10433070
>>10433222
A Thug has located an ARMS DEALER, but he will only talk to YOU about such a BIG PURCHASE

Your Spy returns with his ears torn off and a polite letter nailed to his face -
"Dear Mr. Rowdy "Fudgepacker" Rabbit
Your recent actions in the area are very much in my knowledge and make no mistake - I am more than prepared to wipe you out if you prove to be even the smallest nuisance to me.
Stay out of my way and you may live.

Polite regards
-Sir Winston Luckyfoot"

Go meet arms dealer / go confront Winston / other

>>10433343

/Raid Arms Dealer
/Kill ten of WINSTON's best goons
/Throw their severed heads through the window of his hideout.
/Apply C4 liberally.

>>10433343
Go to the arms dealer. We are going to need the biggest and badest guns we can get to stand a chance against Winston.
Also, if required, use a lifetime discount on bitches to sweeten the deal

>>10433343
Go to ARMS DEALER by yourself, see what weapons he has and what you can afford.

>>10433386
>>10433395
You meet the ARMS DEALER
He offers you a wide arsenal of guns and ammo, but it will cost you almost all the money you have amassed, even after the discount you get from giving him BITCHES.

He warns you not to try and rob him though, he has come prepared for such low-class strangers.

accept the deal / haggle / refuse / other

>>10433548
Accept the deal, we can always make more money.

>>10433548

Bite his nose off and spit it in his face while choking the life from him.

>>10433548
HAGGLE by assessing the weapons like a motherfucker, pointing out sturdy weapons and low quality of the ammo.

>>10433548
HAGGLE with him, offering RAPE if his prices won't go down.

>>10433600
>>10433631
You buy the GUNS and ARM the CREW
You now have very little money left

The THUGS are now HEAVILY ARMED
The BITCHES are now ARMED
Your LIUTENANTS are now ARMED
You now have access to SEVERAL GUNS

charge Winston's hideout / march to Winston's hideout and demand him to step down / other

>>10433807
Launch a SURPRISE ATTACK on WINSTON.

>>10433807
Try to catch Winston by surprise.
Use explosives when initiating attack, then clean up with other weapons.
Also, if possible, we should arm ourselves with a minigun or an automatic shotgun.

>>10433807
Arrange a diversion by sending bitches out in the front, demanding him to step down and bring your THUGS through the rear/flank and try to find another way in/to surprise him

>>10433850
>>10433863
>>10433880
You make it INSIDE with the THUGS and BITCHES creating a DIVERSION

look for Winston before he can stage a counter attack / wait to rendezvous with other Liutenants / other

>>10433967

Kill them all and sell the bodies as cheap beef.

>>10433967
look for Winston before he can stage a counter attack

>>10433967
rendezvous with your lieutenants, smash through all opposition.

Also, someone needs to archive this...

>>10433967
Look for Winston, THUGS first

>>10433998
You locate Winston, who is unarmed
Before you can do anything, Angus and Paddy pull their guns on you.

"Stupid laddy, diyyae reely think you could just waltz on in an' take over my Highlands? NEVER."

Think fast / Deus ex machina

>>10434137

Activate the C4 strapped to your chest.

"If I cannae have it, lads, non will"

>>10434137
Your lieutenants make a dynamic entry just in time, murderizing the enemy.

>>10434193
Angus and Paddy ARE the Lieutenants, fuckwit!

>>10434137
Point a gun at Winston and warn Paddy and Angus that Winston will be capped if they so much as twitch their noses - and to drop their guns.

>>10434204
Shit then, getting kind of late so I ain't really that perceptive right now... I probably meant the other members of the crew...

>>10434137
Quickly pull a hand grenade out and remove the pin, caliming you will all die if you lose the grip.

>>10434193
The TRAITORS are DEAD
You, Buggar Floppykins and Dim Jim now face Winston Luckyfoot

However, Winston has already made his escape

look for Winston's escape route / rally your troops / other

>>10434312
Look for his escape route, kill everything that stands in your way. Also make sure that he is not simply hiding in this room.

>>10434385
You fight your way to the ROOF and find Winston boarding his HELICOPTER GUNSHIP

"Come no closer, Fudgepacker. I admire your persistence but there is a limit even to my patience. I shall take my leave and let you live so we may settle this like gentlemen another day.

But I warn you - Once false move and I'm gunning you down with this thing faster than you can say 'I like to hump men in the bum'. FAREWELL"

>>10434489
Let the coward leave, see him off with the most menacing glare you can manage.

>>10434489
Okay, fine. I don't do anything, but one of my CREW with the fucking ROCKET LAUNCHER I bought him is bound to show up soon.

>>10434530
Oh! Forgot to mention: Look totally badasa while doing it.

>>10434530
You are now the CRIME BOSS OF THE HIGHLANDS

Your Crew includes
10 Bitches
20 Thugs
Dim Jim
Buggary Floppykins

Your associates are
the Buyer
the Badger Brothers
the Arms Dealer

Your enemies include
Winston "slippery" Luckyfoot

>>10434736
Awesome. We should strengthen our position against any future conflicts.

Recruit more thugs. Send out some agents to gather information on Luckyfoot's wherabouts.

Create impenetrable crime-lord fortress

>>10434736
Recruit thugs from the younger strata of society, like children!

I hope nobody will hate me for calling it a night at this point. My drawing hand hurts.

Thanks to everyone who took part in this. You guys are tops.

>>10434907
Nah, this seems like a good time to stop anyway.
Hope you will continues some other time.