>>10505101
party like it's 1999

>>10505101
Where the FUCK are we?

Hit the snooze button and go back to sleep for another 100 years.

Flood sleeper bays 1-6 and 9-10 with deadly neurotoxin.

>>10505101

Where are we?
What's our mission?
What's my name?
How long have we been asleep?
How many of us are there?
Who are they?
What are we capable of?
What do we have?

>>10505125
ERROR: No data on current planet.

QUICKLY JERK OFF IN THE CRYOROOM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!

I demand more peanuts! MORE PEANUTS, I SAY!!

>>10505134

In the words of many an explorer "Fuck that, lets find somewhere better."

>>10505156
HEY HEY, for all we know there could be a whole world full of sexy female babes, who may LOVE to get it on with other species males >_>

>>10505101
Wait, is this Colony Quest? Not the correct name so most likely not.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7743662/

For the people that remember.

full status on sleeper bays 7-8

are they completely compromised or has there simply been something interesting like a cosmic radiation leak in the section?

>>10505132
>Where are we?
ERROR: No data available on current surroundings.

>What's our mission?
This ship was to be the first colonization attempt by Human kind.

>What's my name?
ERROR: No input data

>How long have we been asleep?
ERROR: No data on current time. Reverting clock back to: 2062

>How many of us are there?
Crew roster reports 1 000 humans.

>Who are they?
Prisoners.

>What are we capable of?
ERROR: Memory banks corrupted. Call technician.

>What do we have?
On manifest: 30 Housing kits. 20 Automated robots. 1 000 years worth of fuel.

>>10505178

Statistics would point to this place being a gas giant or a barren ball of fuckall. If you would like to volunteer to go down to the surface and find out, go right ahead ensign.

>>10505204
Full status on Sleeper Bays 7-8 currently unavailable. Full-ship status reports will be available once Automated robots check the entire ship.

>>10505232
AWWW FUCK YEAH! I'M AN ENSIGN NOW! and captain I shall make you proud of being the first of whom may discover a fucking orgy planet

>>10505260
Can we time-skip two hours? That should be enough time.

>>10505263

Oh I'm not an officer.

>>10505292
Date: ??/??/????
Time: ?:?? ??

Engines: MISSING
Weapons Systems: HEAVILY DAMAGED
Bridge: SLIGHTLY DAMAGED
Sleeper Bays 7-8: HEAVLY DAMAGED BY METEOR. SEALED OFF FROM REST OF SHIP

Awaiting Input..........

are there any pressing issues that should be taken care of before wake-up protocol completes?

status on life support systems, is it safe to wake the sleepers?

>>10505365
Pressing Issues: Full status report of SLEEPER BAYS 7-8
Current Surroundings: UNKNOWN

Awaiting Input.......

>>10505396
Life support systems: Operational.
Initial surroundings diagnostics: Atmosphere is compatible with Human Lifeforms.

>>10505363

Jesus Christ we're fucked! and with a ship full of prisoners!? what kind of colony attempt is this!?

unless we're trying to be the space Australia in which case... carry on

Let ME out NOW, but keep the rest of the prisoners asleep. I already don't like this.

Lets land this thing on the planet. That way the survivors will have somewhere to sleep. There will also be plenty of food because they can eat the dead.

>>10505435
Unable to let you do that Captain. It would be a direct conflict with programmed laws.

>>10505444
ERROR: Currently on planet.

>>10505417
Activate automated crew, inspect full damage and condition of blocks 7 & 8

Calculate chance of survival of landing on human life sustaining planet

>>10505424
>>10505435
Prisoner Ship you say?

JACKED UP AND GOOD TO GO.

>Times New Roman in a BIOS

>my face

>>10505468
>Unable to let you do that Captain.

Wait, I'm the CAPTAIN? Well, as the ship's Captain, I'm ORDERING you to ignore those laws. This is an emergency!

We need to get outside and claim this planet as Whoeverthefuckweareistan.

wait, atmosphere? we are on a planet? begin a spectral analysis of the atmosphere with a full rundown on any organisms found.

is the hull compromised?

what is the surrounding area like?

can we determine how long our ship has been at its present location using erosion mapping or growth patterns?

>>10505477
Calculated chance of Human Survival: 72.99%, repeating of course.

Automated Robots are currently inspecting full damage.

>>10505496
ERROR: Current programmed codes are unable to allow me that freedom, Captain.

>>10505517
Sleeper Bays 7-8 have been compromised.

Sensory Equipment has been damaged in the landing. Current analysis is from Automated Robots used to check hull damage in Sleeper Bays 7-8.

>>10505570
Oh balls. Need to stop posting in other threads, lest I forget my tripcode again.

>>10505570
Percentage is better than anticipated. Wait for analysis of damaged bays and conclude revivication process of cells 1-6 and 9-10.

Prepare housing kits for utilization and await completion.

How many of each gender do we have amongst the rest of the sleeping crew members?

>>10505615

And so it begins.

Don't forget you can Timeskip if you so wish. It'll be until the end of the task you specify.

>>10505615
ERROR: Unable to gather full data on this at the current moment.

>>10505647
>TIMESKIP - Completion of analysis of damaged sleeping bays.

>>10505670
Sleeper Bays 7-8: Hull smashed by meteor. Life lost: All (100 men, 100 women.) Sections sealed off to prevent further compromise.

Sleeper Bays 1-6 9-10 Have awoken. In total, 800 humans. 399 men, 400 women.

>>10505699
Truly a pity. Their deaths will not be forgotten.

Are the housing kits prepared for immediate use?

I believe you already said we're landed, or... crashed I suppose. Stabilize the air pressure between the ship and the planet

>>10505699
Computer? What is that one missing man?
Also, is the damage in Sleeper Bays 7-8 possibly dangerous for the rest of the ship?

>>10505763
"Me", probably.

>>10505733
Captain, the housing kits are not not prepared for immediate use.

Stabilizing of air pressure commencing.

>>10505763
That missing man is you, Captain.

Damage is contained, and at this point harmless. Even direct contact will not effect Automated Robots or Humans.

Prepare the housing kits for utilization as quickly as possible.

When air pressure stabilization has completed, release the locks on the doors, and let myself out as well, of course.

Computer, any data on planet we're going at?

>>10505184
:( I died a little when I realised it wasn't. I loved that game,

>>10505805
Housing Kits currently being prepared.

>>10505809
Automated Robots have come back with data on the surrounding areas.

Mix Fusion Core with Pig
Equip

>>10505845
I'm assuming:
Dark Green is Forested areas,
Light Green is plains areas,
Brown is mountainous areas,
Blue is obviously water.

>>10505845
Scale?

>>10505886
The ship is one kilometer long. Estimate from there.

>>10505921
AI, Send a few of the robots to scout out the selected area. It seems suitable for settlement. Plenty of land to (hopefully) farm, and to the south begin a mountain chain, which will HOPEFULLY give us raw materials, such as copper, iron, coal, etc.

>>10506003
Robots have been sent Captain. Any further requests?

Uploading this to suptg and I will be back later then.