>>10522934
It's a trap?

CHOKE ON A DICK

WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10445107/

If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=maid+quest

Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


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If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

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You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
Silver Key
Iron Key
Occult Book
Demon Sword
Prince Philip's Sword of Truth
Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
Music Box

--Your Costumes:--
Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

--Unassigned Costumes:--
None

>>10522945
God I hope so.

>>10522950
AN ENTIRE BARREL FULL OF THEM

OM NOM NOM NOM

STRAIGHT DOWN THE THROAT

DICKS EVERYWHERE

THEN

LEAVE

Awesome. My first night off in a few days and I get to make Maid Quest a part of it.

--Mansion Status:--
Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

STAFF:
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Neutral) - Boon
- Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
- Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Warm)

105 XP

It is morning of Day 18 of 30. You are at Walt Disney World with an evil demoness who has claimed she wants to kill you. Last night you found out a few things about the nature of that demoness. See the most recent archived thread for details.

WHAT DO?

this shit again?

>>10522934

Excellent, You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this quest sir.

>>10522945

Today is the last fay at disney correct? What else is there to see?

>>10522950

>>10522966

Right, let's get this shit rolling!

>>10523030
So far you've done Magic Kingdom and the Animal Park. You have not been to EPCOT center or anything like that.

Sage for pedos.

Sage for fetishes.

Sage for weeaboo bullshit.

>>10523030
how to save a demonhost body from destruction

MASTURBATE obviously

Also, dammit, I won't have more drawings until later. Tough luck

>>10522969

I see you liked that medio picture I posted last thread...

... either that, or you browse /c/ as well.

MAIDEO QUESTO BEGIN

>>10522970
>DICKS EVERYWHERE

Water park Motherfuckers. Typhoon Lagoon

>>10523055
...

The door is over there newfag.

Don't let it hit you on the way out.

Now that the singular sagefag is gone...

Anyway, let's keep with tradition. Masturbate.

>>10523083
sundress and nauseous demoness, brah

BREAK INTO UNDERGROUND DISNEY TUNNELS

EXPLORE FOR GREAT JUSTICE

All right, let's do this correctly.

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As you wake up and climb out of bed and look around for your loli demoness, you see that she is nowhere to be found. Also, you don't smell frying bacon or anything like that, so she's probably not in the kitchen making breakfast.

What do?

>>10522970

>>10523083
This means loli in a swimsuit.

I second this.

>Now that the singular sagefag is gone...

>>10522979

Ask Remy and check the bath just in case

This is not /tg/

>>10522990

>>10523094
so we do the bit where you swim with the sharks

Go to /lit/ this has nothing to do with traditional games and more with stories.

>>10522950
>>10522970
>>10522997
>>10523055
>>10523081
Enjoy your stay & wasting your time.

>>10522997

>>10523103
mastubate, dress, call for alicia

Oh yes, I almost forgot. 10XP for thread being swamped by trolls off the bat.

New XP total is 115

>>10523021

>>10523103
The Usual & then a shower.

>>10523022

>>10523030

>>10523136
>This is not /tg/
>boards.4chan.org/tg/[...]
It totally is.

>>10523035

masturbate and then shower

>>10523044

>>10523047

>>10523055

DUDE THAT'S LIKE ALL OF /TG/

>>10523048

>>10523177
>>10523167
You start off the morning in the traditional fashion: by pulling down your pants and fapping like a maniac.

Shortly after you wrap up, you hear someone clearing their throat. As you turn around, your hands covered in spooge and the bedsheets wet, you see Alicia sitting by the bedside leaning her chin on her hand and smirking at you. "So," she asks. "Have a good breakfast?"

>>10523055

Ask Remy the rat if he saw our Loli vacate the premises.

>>10523060

>>10523238

"BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS"

>>10523103
Shower, dress, look for Alicia.

>>10523238
"How do you do that, are you some kind of pervert?"

>>10523238
Greet, exchange pleasantries.

>>10523061

>>10523238
"Not yet, i was about to shower, change and make some, care to join me?"

>>10523238
S'alright.

Ask her what she's been up to.

>>10523069

>>10523238
"Fantastic. 9 out of 10, especially with you here."

>>10523081

>>10523083

>>10523276
this

>>10523271
>>10523259
>>10523276
>>10523273

"How the hell do you do that?" you ask Alicia.

Alicia shrugs. "Most men, when they're in. . . the middle of things. . . don't really pay attention to what's around them," she says. She leans back in the table and pulls the cover off a silver serving dish. "I woke up late and didn't feel like making breakfast, so I ordered in room service. Guess you woke up while I was answering the door. Hope you like French Toast."

She serves herself some french toast and drizzles syrup all over it. She licks the sweet sticky stuff off her fingers then begins quickly cutting it with the edge of her fork and eating it, daintily but rapidly.

>>10523090

>>10523094

clean off self then join Alicia in eating french toast

>>10523007
>>10523022
>>10523035
>>10523044
>>10523061
>>10523106
>>10523127
>>10523141
>>10523159
>>10523171
>>10523182
>>10523190
>>10523206
>>10523215
>>10523225
>>10523231
>>10523240
>>10523257
>>10523274
>>10523284
>>10523294
>>10523302
This is so retarded it hurts.

>>10523330
>>10523314

By the way, special thanks to the kind gentleman who is making sure Maid Quest stays on the front page :) +10 XP

Which is the Disney section with all the simulations and shooting games?

oddly i approve

for gaining my approval here is misty cosplay

>>10523098

>>10523309
"Not as much as I like you."

Start eating anyways.

>>10523355

i love you so much

i order her to feed me, and i lick her sweet fingers.

>>10523351
Indeed

>>10523103

>>10523356
the only thing i can think of is that buzz lightyear ride and i know that's not what you mean...

>>10523356
Screw that. Typhoon lagoon is where its at. in addition to standard water rides you can swim with sharks.

>>10523106

rolled 3 = 3

>>10523309
take her silverware from her, start feeding her yourself hugging her from behind

>>10523146

>nothing to do with traditional games

actually this game is run using Maid Quest RPG ( a charagne for which is on sup/tg/) and we roll dice

using the dice roller built into the board.

now you know.

>>10523351
>>10523363

You take a moment to wipe yourself off, put on a red silk bathrobe, and join Alicia at the breakfast table. The french toast is fairly tasty, for hotel food. Disney seems to spare no expense.

"So," Alicia asks, as she finishes up her one piece of toast and licks off her fingertips. "What do you want to do today?" She seems remarkably chipper considering the events of yesterday.

>>10523115

>>10523309
Everyone likes french toast, especially you, it seems. What do you want to do today?

WATER PARK! WATER PARK!

Typhoon Lagoon FTW

You know, before we take her to Typhoon Lagoon, we should ask her.

"Do you like swimming?"

>>10523118

>>10523394
i agree with the typhoon lagoon guy... is that even part of disney though?

>>10523355
I don't think he knows how fast we go through threads anyway. It's not like that being sped up a bit is gonna change anything.

>>10523359
Always thought she was hot. That is a ridiculously horrible resolution image though.

>>10523407
>>10523411
Ofuck we're gonna get Nabokov'd again. Or we're going to fight a shark in front of hundreds...

>>10523420
Yes it is.

>>10523127

I dont want to go out. I want to cuddle.

>>10523131

>>10523136

>>10523148
>>10523148
>>10523148

>>10523141

>>10523424
i wanna fight a shark now... Goshujin-Sama, please give us the chance to fight a shark barehanded.

>>10523413
>>10523411
>>10523407
>>10523383

"Well," you say, as you cut a piece of toast into a small piece, dip it in syrup, and feed it to her, "I was thinking we could either do EPCOT center, or we could do Typhoon Lagoon, which is kind of a water park."

"What the devil is a water park?" Alicia asks. She takes a bite of the french toast from your fork, seemingly unconcerned about "sharing your germs." If this were /a/ we'd make comments about "indirect kisses," but the fa/tg/uys are already up in arms about this quest, so I'll hold off on that.

"It's kind of like. . . well, a large swimming pool," you say, "but with water slides and such." Noticing Alicia's perplexed expression, you sigh. "Okay, simply put, do you like swimming?"

"Love it," Alicia says. She grins at you. "I used to love going to the beach, when I was a little girl, and not a demonic queen." She picks up a piece of your french toast with her fork and pops it into her mouth.

>>10523143

>>10523424
>get Nabokov'd again
There's always the ass-cannon (Still totally need to see someone about that) or magic
>fight a shark in front of hundreds
MAGIC followed by "DOESN'T DISNEY PUT ON A GREAT SHOW, FOLKS?!"

>>10523146

>>10523456
>Pic related
And only barely so. Niggas need to learn to hide/ignore & move on

>>10523148

>>10523471
well time to introduce you to a waterpark.... she needs a swimsuit doesnt she?

rolled 17 = 17

>>10523471
"Well a water park is basically a large pool of water, a bunch of slides filled with water and it's all around good fun"

>>10523159

It seems we need a swimsuit. do we ask Disney for one or risk letting our succubus chose one?

>>10523477
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Swim with sharks, Go down water slides

>>10523499
>Niggas need to learn to not post shit fetishquests

Fixed.

>>10523167

>>10523510
"Well, then, time to introduce you to the concept of a water park," you say to her. "Do you have a swimsuit, by the way?"

"Absolutely," Alicia says. "Just one problem. It doesn't fit me any more, and it's back at the house." She stretches out and grins. "Guess you need to take me shopping for a swimsuit, huh? That'll go over well with the CODE NABOKOV guys."

to the person doing this>>10523515

Goshujin-Sama always make multiple threads so all you're doing is bumping this thread.

>>10523170

>>10523171

Sports swimsuit? Tons of young swimmers in good middle schools

>>10523055
Fuck yeah, pedos!
Fuck yeah, fetishes!

Now when are we going to get that Giantess maid, Robot maid, and Chryssalid maid we were talking about last thread?

>>10523177

>>10523517
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I imagine that is the most oft-shouted line from Disney employees that break down on the job.

Just imagine it: some faceless guy acts likes Goofy day-in & day-out for little-to-no thanks or recognition and grows tired of it. One day it all just...falls apart & IT'S GOOFY TIME *HA-YUCK*!

>>10523471
>She loves swimming.
It's pretty obvious we know where we're going.

I don't see any sage at the moment. Hey other people sick of this, flag it as spam it gets him kicked for the night at least.

>>10523182

>>10523541
Yeah, that's getting a little tiresome. Maybe I could just give you some cash and you can pick something out while I wait outside.

>>10523583
Hey, other people sick of this, note that abusing the report system is a permaban offense. Hide the thread if you don't like it, please. I won't mind.

>>10523563
>Giantess maid
Jehanne is sexy tall. Carmine in power armour was pretty much HUGE
>Robot maid
They repair shit around the house, not much else
>Chryssalid maid
Now this is just asking for trouble

rolled 8 = 8

>>10523541
"Oh well, always fun to tweak their noses while they rage impotently, eh?

Do i get a fashion show while we're looking?"

Waggle your eyebrows at her.

>>10523471
Guess we are taking her to the Lagoon

>>10523541
I think Uncle Walt took care of that by now. So, let's go shopping!

I say we get Alicia some skimpy micro-bikini number so that we can troll the Disney staff

pic related

>>10523603
Your shit doesn't belong here, and needs to be reported as such.

>>10523541
They're just jealous. And besides, Uncle Walt approves. Let's go swimsuit shopping!

>>10523621
Too bad, we have the mod's blessing :)

>>10523621
Rping on a board devoted to such games?

it'smorelikelythanyouthink.jpg

>>10523621
One moment, please. . .

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Please note that this thread is as valid a quest thread as Doppleganger Damacy or any other quest thread on this board. I have spoken to the board janitor and have recieved permission to run this quest so long as I adhere to the rules of terms of content: i.e. no real loli sex scenes, and no hentai artwork will be posted. Thank you for your time.
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>lol sex with meido xD

Christ, aren't you guys even embarrassed?

Also, make a call to the mansion to ask Jehanne and probably Koyomi to do a search on demonhosts, their original souls and whatnot

>>10523621
this is a role playing game of course this belongs on /tg/

>>10523621
actually, just so you know, it does belong here, it meets /tg/ criteria. polite sage for off-topic

It's maid RPG.
That's a RPG.
We're playing an RPG over the board!
RPGs are traditional games.
So it goes on /tg/.

That said, I do thank you for your participation. :)

>>10523659
wow i feel stupid

>>10523642
Porn rping should go to /h/ at least. As it stands this is text only, deals with no system, and is just a wank fest on a work safe board. Get the fuck out.

>>10523646
NO WE ARE NOT EMBARASSED.

MORE PEDOLOLI CODE NABROKOVING PLEASE, GOSHUJIN-SAMA.

>>10523671
uses the maid rpg system pal, fucking read some of the responses

>>10523671
maid RPG and Goshujin-Sama rolls the dice

sage for fetishquest

>>10523646
Nope! Shameless we are! Shameless perverts! And proud of it! :D

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All right, let's skip forward: after your usual shower and getting dressed and stuff like that, you'll take Alicia out shopping. I won't describe the swimsuit. You figure that out in your own pervert heads. Sickos.

It's midmorning by the time you get to the water park, and things are, as usual, fairly busy. You've got the teenage couples giggling at each other, you've got the families heading along in large groups, you've got the little kids screaming and running along, you've got the fatsos who really shouldn't be wearing swimsuits that small.

Most importantly, you have waterslides. Lots and lots of them. Holy fuck waterslides.

. . . okay, I'll admit, I've never been to this park, and have no idea what it's like.

>>10523671
>Porn rping should go to /h/ at least.
Do you even know what /h/ is for you dumb nigger? Hentai dumps. This is not a hentai dump. This is a roleplaying thread.

>deals with no system,
Maid rpg.

>and is just a wank fest on a work safe board.
That, however, I can't deny. Wonder if we can tone down on the explicit-ness a bit?

>>10523671
Full agreement. /h/ would love this shit.

>>10523670
It happens more often than one would think.

>>10523645

Star waterslide training. From low to high

>>10523719
This quest runs past the watershed, it's perfectly okay.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10523708
take her to gangplank falls
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/typhoon-lagoon/attractions/gangplank-falls/

it's a relatively slow water slide that multiple people can go on at once, not too fast so she shouldn't get scared, plus you're there for reassurance

Ignore the sagefag, summer can get tough sometimes.

The waterslide initiative has my full backing.

>>10523756
>>10523722
>>10523700
>>10523671
>>10523621
Just a reminder since you seem to have forgotten:

YOU CANNOT STOP US. THIS IS BREAKING NO RULES. WE WILL CONTINUE AS WE WISH.

Have a nice night & enjoy your stay on /tg/.

>>10523671

>no system

Maid RPG, motherfucker, do you speak it

http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/typhoon-lagoon/

There are whole bunches of water slides, a wave pool, and an area where you can swim with sharks and fish.

>>10523791
I'm here all year!

:D

>>10523819
I do not nor do I wish to.

Keep your moonspeak out of /tg/.

>>10523821
>Swim with sharks
>Shark attack
>Barehanded shark fight
I wanna do this!

>>10523783
>>10523791
>>10523761

> Based on the one guy who actually knows anything about Typhoon Lagoon, you head to Gang Plank Falls.

So you head over to Gang Plank Falls, and face another long wait in line to get up to the top of the damn line and get on the water slide. It's kinda hot, the sun is beating down on your bare shoulders, and the fact that you're in sandals on fairly hot concrete is getting annoying.

Alicia, meanwhile, is leaning up against the railing as she waits for the line to move, looking down at all the people in line below. She hums softly to herself as she brushes a hair behind her ear, lost in thought.

>>10523824
Then you should know better than to waste your time like this. After this thread hits autosage? We start a new one & continue until Goshujin is done for the night. It's that simple.

>>10523843
ask her what's up

>>10523708
>Most importantly, you have waterslides. Lots and lots of them. Holy fuck waterslides.
Yeah, it's pretty much that.

>>10523841
>moonspeak
It's in English. IIRC a guy that does/did frequent /tg/ was the one/part of the group that was hired to translate it.

>>10523866
Any push toward you taking this to a board it belongs, such as /a/ or /h/, is a win in my book.

>>10523843
>She hums softly to herself
Any particular tune?

Ask what she's thinking about.

>>10523843
"I bet you could kill somebody with your spit from up here."

>>10523875

"What's up?" you ask Alicia.

"Oh? Not much," Alicia says softly. "Just wondering when you were planning to give the pendant to Katherine. Or if you did something silly like decide to tell Reginald to give it to her while we were gone, in some silly attempt to convince me that it's not just her love transplanted into me that makes me feel like this."

> Alicia's Cunning Check: 18

"Alicia, what is best in life?"

>OH PLEASE GET THE LOLI TO THE WATER PARK MAYBE HER TOP COULD ACCIDENTLY COME OFF SO WE ... I MEAN THE MAIN CHARACTER CAN JACK OFF ON IT!

rolled 2 = 2

>>10523911
"What makes you think we haven't already done so?"

>>10523903
Then you're losing because this isn't moving.
>>10523843
Ask her what's on her mind.

>>10523911

"... jesus, I know I don't look smart but I DID read Romeo and Juliet at one point, goddamn."

>>10523903
?
This belongs on /tg/. It's not animu so it doesn't go on /a/, it's not hentai so it doesn't go on /h/, but it's a traditional game (roleplaying game) so it goes here.
Are you drunk, sir?

I forgot... Did we actually give Reginald instructions to do this, or not?

>>10523927

jack off? dude, we're gonna FUCK her.

>>10523911
well im not sure what to do now, will someone who is actually contributing actually do something? Dice rolls intimidate me.

>>10523903
> I'm wondering why this thread gets so much hate when there's a Let's Play of Princess Maker 2 right on the front page.
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>>10523940
>>10523953
>>10523963

> This is actually me trying to determine that. So far it looks like the players have decided they did do this.

>>10523963
I think we did

>the image if for the sagers. Since they're following this thread apparently, perhaps they'll read it.

rolled 17 = 17

>>10523963
no we did not, we told him about what it'd do and to hold it till we came back

Just because this belongs on /tg/ doesn't make this pathetic shit.

If it ain't 40k, it needs to go away.

>>10523963
No. Kat's possible attempt at suicide was deemed too great of a risk with us not being there when it's handed over IIRC.

>>10523979
In the Archive, general consensus seemed to be not to give Kat the pendant till we got back.

>>10523983
I didn't. Ha!

We planned to do the locket thing, but then we were afraid Kat would off herself if she got her love back while we were off on a vacation with another of the maids.

I forget what we actually decided ultimately.

I've reported all the "Let's report this quest for spam!" guys, and the autosage forcer (seriously? Autosage forcing? lol wut) as spammers.
I get the feeling I may have just entered a new level of meta.

"Love is in the locket right?"

>>10523995
Thanks for complementing the quest.

>>10523995
Ha-ha! Progress!
I don't think there is anyone here who would deny this being pathetic shit.
Almost as pathetic as one user trying to dictate the content of an imageboard that sees thousands of posts a day.

>>10523971
Exactly why this thread needs to go.

yeah, we actually spent XP to not do that, remember? the whole locket thing?

>>10523979
We probably SHOULDN'T have.
Kat needs us there when she gets her love back. And most importantly she needs girl parts so we don't run up against the massive wall of homofags vs. homophobefags like we did in the squid fight

>>10523995
>Just because this belongs on /tg/ doesn't make this not pathetic shit.
FTFY. You should learn to double-check your posts, bro.

>>10524037
Best of luck to you!

You'll need it.

>>10524056
>one user
Since I'm not posting all the sages it's at least two. I just... I don't understand this. Can't you just have cybersex?

>>10524010
>>10524041
>>10524034
>>10524026
>>10524018

"Actually, no," you say to Alicia. "I decided that it would be best if I were there when she received the locket, and that it wouldn't be fair to give it to her, then to run off on a three-day vacation with you."

"That was thoughtful of you," Alicia says, as the line moves up a bit. "Can you do me a favor, then? When we get back, and you do give it to her? Let me know first. Then take the time to make sure it gets done right. Katherine's a good girl. She deserves your time."

>>10524037
Reported for spam.

>>10524082
Just to make sure I've got this straight. Kat's love is already out of Alicia, and she's just deluding herself right now, right?

>>10523995
Oh, I -know- I'm a lecherous pathetic pervert. Most of /tg/ knows they're a lecherous pathetic pervert. So, we make a lecherous pathetic pervert roleplaying thread.
... what's the issue again? :S

>>10524082

"So do you."

>>10523983
this blew my mind apart. forcibly.

>>10524081
Since I'm not posting all the sages it's at least two. I just... I don't understand this. I obviously have never read any of these threads before.

Make your own fucking form or wiki or whatever the hell you want. This place isn't for your cyber sex.

>>10524094
> Cunning Check: 8

You're pretty certain that's the case, yes.

rolled 14 = 14

>>10524082
"Yeah sure, you are aware that you told me straight out what happened to her love you were holding, right? That it was stored in the locket?"

>>10524098
>... what's the issue again? :S
The issue is that you're reveling in it publically rather than flaunting it publically.

Look, I like BDSM, okay? I like it a lot. But I don't go around doing that shit in public. Fuck you.

>>10524089
Reported for reporting "Reporting false reports of reporting spam as spam" as spam.

>>10524094
>Kat's love is already out of Alicia, and she's just deluding herself right now, right?
No. APPARENTLY the locket will just yank it out of Alicia & hurl it however far it needs to go & jam it back into Kat. And that's as technical as it gets.

>>10524123
An anonymous imageboard is about as far from public as you can get

>>10524094
If we knew that for certain, we'd be acting on out of character knowledge.
But that's our guess.

>>10524082
"Anything you want, but I hope you know it's not a goodbye."

>>10524123
This isn't "in Public", it's imageboard on the internet. No one cares.

>>10524133
Reported for spam.

The picture is giving me major flashbacks to a story I read on 7chan's /elit/ board. It was about a world where gingers were treated like african slaves, but in a modern setting(which means a lot less manual labor and a lot more sex). It was alright, but some of the torture parts irritated me.

>>10524123
>implying 4chan is "in public"

>>10523979
archive this now, report spam sunk at least one of the other threads

Blue boards are for worksafe material.

>>10524123
Jesus fucking christ, we're not posting explicit pictures. If you don't want to see the text then don't open the goddamn thread.
>>10524112
I agree that /tg/ isn't the place for cybersex. This isn't cybersex. It's roleplaying a setting using a system of rules (maid RPG), wherein the community guides the actions of a protagonist towards what they perceive the protagonist's goals would be in this setting. That is, it's a quest thread.
Is there porn? Goddamn yes, there is porn. But there isn't just porn. We've been to hell twice, become friends with a giant squid, dealt with issues of Love and Identity (to who does this love belong?), exorcised some demons, and we've panicked in terror of the wrath of the butler a few times.

Hey, you don't like sex. I'm cool with that. But right now we're keeping the sex confined to one thread, and it's ALSO confined within this roleplaying setting.
So. Hide it, and move on.

>>10524176

If it was "in pubic" i would be inclined to agree.

>Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

It says so in the manual

Inquire about that whole souls in hell deal? How did she manifest with her own soul sealed in hell?

>>10524152
>If we knew that for certain, we'd be acting on out of character knowledge.
>But that's our guess.
we acting on out of character knowledge all the time.

>>10524188
No. This is what's happened so far:

-Woke up & jacked off
-Ate breakfast
-Bought unspecified swimsuit for Alicia & waited in line while talking a bit about the locket deal

That's it.

>>10524170

>a modern setting (which means a lot less manual labor and a lot more sex).

Blue collar guy sez "Bzzzt! Wrong answer."

rolled 2 = 2

>>10524188
good idea, done

>>10524214
not this thread one of the discussion threads that Goshujin-Sama started right after his ban expired

>>10524123
>Look, I like BDSM, okay? I like it a lot.
Well we have a BD maid (Samantha) and a SM maid (Jehanne). We have a loli, a catgirl, a trap, a nerd girl, an angry marine, and a butler. Admittedly, nobody has brolusted over the butler, but the option is there.
We're still missing some fetishes, though - for instance, we have no tentacle maids, no slime maids, no robot maids, no giant and/or tiny maids, no mind controlling maids, and no Chryssalids.

You know what. . . fuck this. Someone roll a 4+ save on 1d6 please

>>10524266
Spammer rolling!

rolled 4 = 4

>>10524266
Okay.
Also we don't have any pregnant maids. And I think that's all the fetishes.

If we replace the word loli with flat chest i think most of the hate will clear up, because there are no real loli's in this quest, just girls with flat chests

>>10524283
As you get to the top of the water slide line, the world freezes and halts.

A little bald man in a red robe appears. "Well," he says, addressing everyone out there in internets land. "It seems that there are some people complaining about the content of this thread. So in the interests of being fair about this. . . MAID QUEST is being placed on hold for a short period of time, and will be replaced with. . ."

MAN QUEST!!!"

>>10524283
shape shifting

>>10524299
I'm okay with this.

guys lets ignore the spammers and sagers and get back on topic? i wanna continue the story please.

>>10524299
What, no!

I was looking forward to failing my math final for this.

rolled 1 = 1

>>10524299
ooo oooo what do we do here?

>>10524299
This may be one of the best quest twists I've seen.

>>10524299
please dont be serious.

I don't even'd

>>10524299
What's this then?

>>10524293
Isn't Alicia (as in, Pre-asmoday Alicia) still mentally a child?
... whatever. Fetishes are go, captain!

>>10524299
Go to costume shop

Buy maid costume

Wear it

resume MAID QUEST

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>>10524299
Piss off, little man!

>>10524299

D:

>>10524299

You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of MEN to upkeep it.
3. BROFIST with at least three of them.

This is the morning of day 1 of 30.

WHAT DO?

>>10524345
no she's mentaly the same as she's always been.

>>10524299
>>MAN QUEST!!!

Okay, just for that, this spammer is going to leave you alone from now on. I fucking lol'd.

>>10524354
Masturbate

>>10524354
dude, seriously what the fuck? please go back to the maids :(

>>10524354
Punch the house untill its fixed, go to YMCA, bro fist everyone and ask them to help punch your house too

>>10524363
WITHOUT USING OUR HANDS

>>10524299
Oh, I get it!
We have to get all butthurt and upset and spammy and argumentative and holier-than-thou and abusive of the report feature and sage-y of Man Quest!
We're being a parody of the sage-ers and stuff.

Well FUCK YOUR GAY SHIT NIGGA GET OFF MY BOARD AND TAKE IT TO /y/, THIS SHIT DOES NOT BELONG ON /tg/, HAVE A SAGE

>>10524369
seconding this

>>10524354
leave thread unless maid quest gets put back.

>>10524354
Take truck to get illegal immigrants, fill the back full, then pick 3 broliest.

>>10524363

You pull down your pants and jerk off. Your HUGE, MEATY, MANLY FISTS desperately start to fap your TWO INCHES WHEN ERECT penis because the steroids shrunk you down to a tiny size.

Your main MAN, SAMSON, walks in on you. "FUCK!" he shouts. "ARE YOU JERKING OFF LIKE A MAN!?"

>>10524354

Hire this guy.

>>10524354
FIND A LUMBERJACK IMMEDIATELY.
REMIND PEOPLE THAT ALL MANLY POSTS ARE IN ALL CAPITALS.

See, now this thread is funny.

Also, lol @ the fags who are butthurt that when they post shit, people post shit in their thread.

>>10524394
"LIKE A MAN!"

>>10524394
"NO FAGGOT I'M JERKING OFF LIKE TWO MEN"

>>10524354

pick up mexicans from some generic supplies warehouse to fix the place, then keep them around as servants because they're awesome and have campfires with tortillas and gitarrons and whatnot

the brofists will be inevitable by then.

>>10524394
Lol, this is silly.

rolled 81 = 81

>>10524417
TWO MEN IS SMALL TIME

>>10524394
Maid quest, please :(

>>10524397
>>10524392
>>10524369

You get your MANLY FRIENDS to HELP YOU FIX THE DAMN HOUSE IN A MANLY MANNER, AND THEN YOU BROFIST THEM! YOU WIN THE QUEST!!!!

NEW THREAD IS HERE, BROSEFS!
>>10524445

>>10524394
I THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BETTER THAN MAID QUEST

MORE HILARITY

THE KIND A -MAN- LIKES!

i normally don frequent maid quest (not revelant to my interest/fetish) but why are ppl being a offended by loli its not like its anything new on /tg/ hell 4chan for that matter is this a summer thing or
is it normally like this?

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