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    595 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:15 No.10703367  
    rolled 4 = 4

    1-2 I paint minis
    3-4 I run maid quest
    5-6 I play mass effect
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:16 No.10703379
    rolled 3 = 3

    The dice have spoken. Maid Quest tonight.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:18 No.10703427
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10658610/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive. Or avatarfaggotry/avatarfagging. Trolls are fun :)

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=maid+quest

    Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
    Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


    -----

    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:22 No.10703508
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    SUDDEN CHANGE OF SUBJECT!!!!

    I have just realized that either THIS is the FIFTIETH Maid Quest thread, or that the last thread was. . .

    . . . so, I guess. . .

    HAPPY FIFTIETH THREAD!

    . . .

    > sits here wearing a party hat and half-heartedly blows a party favor.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:25 No.10703563
    >>10703508
    ..wooo..
    *blows party favor*

    ...

    Looks like I am not sleeping tonight again.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:26 No.10703603
    >>10703367
    Today must be my rucky day, I'm here for the beginning for once.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:27 No.10703611
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    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Iron Key
    Occult Book
    Demon Sword
    Prince Philip's Sword of Truth
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
    Music Box

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    None

    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to

    Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

    STAFF:
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    - Jehanne and Samantha have "Seduced" each other

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Neutral) - Boon Activated
    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Love) - SEXED

    30 XP.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:27 No.10703620
    It is day 18 of 30.

    When we last left off, some assholes tried to rob the manor. However, Carmine and Reginald managed to construct a fake sphere containing a camera and a large amount of explosive to give to their mysterious employer.

    Prior pic related. It's the aliens.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:28 No.10703625
    Sage for fetish quest. Reported for spam.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:29 No.10703648
    >>10703620
    Talk to Koyomi about anti-xeno defenses.
    Also improve security of the sphere.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:29 No.10703649
    >>10703620
    Wait for plot exposition from aliens. Once it's been established, blow them up.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:29 No.10703653
    >>10703625
    If you guys are doing this to get XP, it's not funny ;)

    Still, 5 XP. Total is now 35
    >> Otto !tLnYpDEjfo 06/24/10(Thu)00:30 No.10703671
    >>10703625

    Yes, XP.

    Moving on..we should try out sneak onto the ship and plant some MORE explosives. you know what they say "When in doubt, C-4"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:30 No.10703675
    wait, isn't reginald gonna oh, I don't know do his damndest to eredicate any trace of those aliens who defiled his daughter? I mean the man might have liquid nitrogen flowing through his vains but he is also rather protective no?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:34 No.10703767
    >>10703649
    As you continue to listen to the aliens. . .

    > Alien Cunning check: 3

    . . . you, as SISTER CARMINE, are relieved that the filthy fucking Xenos decided not to check the sphere to make sure that it is the correct one.

    "So, Hew-Mons," the alien says, as he turns to the two thugs who were hired to rob your manor, "Did you find retrieving the sphere difficult?"

    "Ummmm. . . not at all, sir," Cletus says.

    "It was simplicity itself, sir," Travis says.

    The two hicks, you see, are standing around nervously, sweating bullets. Anyone could tell that they're nervous and up to something.

    I guess the aliens aren't that good at reading human body language.

    "Excellent," the alien says. "In that case, all that remains is payment. I believe this will be sufficient?"

    The alien leader raises his hand, and one of his lackeys approaches, bringing a small chest. The chest is opened, and you can see that it is filled to the brim with gold bars.

    "Yup, that'll do nicely," Cletus says, licking his lips nervously.

    "Excellent," the alien says. "Our business is concluded. You may leave."

    He hands the chest to Travis, who takes it from him, then immediately grunts in surprise and staggers under the weight. He and Cletus are forced to work together to carry the gold out of the space ship.

    The Alien leader then turns to his lackies and nod. Two of them walk off-camera, drawing ray guns as they leave. You hear two ray gun shots, and a couple of pained screams.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:40 No.10703901
    > Alien Cunning Check: 12

    The aliens walk back into the field of view, carrying the chest of gold. One of them picks up a scorched Houston Oilers cap, looks at it, shrugs, and tosses it out of the space ship.

    "Now," the alien leader says, staring at the sphere. "Time for us to complete our plan of conquest and conquer the Earth." He reaches out and runs his hands along the sphere, searching for the button that will open it up.

    He frowns.

    "Reegdar," he says, sternly. "This is not the correct sphere."

    > YOUR RUSE IS DISCOVERED! WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:41 No.10703939
    PANIC
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:42 No.10703960
    >>10703901
    Boom goes the dynomite.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:42 No.10703963
    hit denonate maybe?
    >> Otto !tLnYpDEjfo 06/24/10(Thu)00:43 No.10703972
    >>10703960
    This man speaks wise words.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:43 No.10703984
    >>10703960
    dynamite*
    ...
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:43 No.10703985
    We are so boned if Reginald finds out about what we did in the past with the Aliens and Samantha. And we're not even here to prevent that. Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:44 No.10704005
    Fuck off with your fetish quest.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:46 No.10704045
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    >>10703960
    >>10703963
    >>10703972
    >>10703984

    "FUCKING XEEEENOOOOS!" you scream. "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

    You hit the trigger, detonating the very large amount of Semtex inside the fake sphere.

    There is a loud BOOM, and the windows rattle. Up near the peak of the mountains behind the house, you see a previously invisible UFO flicker into existence as its cloaking fields shut down, and spin crazily out of control before crashing to a landing on the hillside. . .

    The Xeno vessel, you note, is still mostly intact. Perhaps there are survivors. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:47 No.10704049
    >>10704045
    Oh fuck, Hidden Movement
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:48 No.10704068
    >>10704045

    We should fix that then. Time to do that voodoo that we do so well, or failing that kill some xenos.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:49 No.10704088
    QUICKLY, WE NEED STUN RODS AND ROOKIES
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:49 No.10704101
    RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:50 No.10704103
    >>10704045
    Does this mean the Skyranger is on the way?
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:50 No.10704105
    >>10704045
    Equip a battle force.
    CARMINE
    Jehanne
    Reginald
    aporx- 50 recruits

    Clean up operation.
    Have Koyomi join in after the area has been cleared.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:51 No.10704120
    >>10704088
    Fuck that, rookies and hand grenades.
    LOTS OF HAND GRENADES.
    >> Otto !tLnYpDEjfo 06/24/10(Thu)00:51 No.10704122
    >>10704045

    If Black Mesa exists, I'm assuming X-com does as well. Get the fuck out of there before they pelt the place with High Explosives.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:51 No.10704130
    >>10704105
    We need backup on this! Are there any crowbars nearby?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:52 No.10704146
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    >>10704105
    >>10704103
    >>10704049
    >>10704068
    >>10704088
    >>10704101

    Is it that obvious?

    Select your field team

    SAMANTHA: support
    REGINALD: ranged combat
    FELICIA: scouting
    JEHANNE: close combat
    CARMINE: tactics
    KOYOMI: tech ops.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:53 No.10704170
    >>10704146
    Reg, Jehanne, Carmine.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)00:53 No.10704173
    >>10704146
    Yes.

    And also the same team I just said.
    CARMINE
    Jehanne
    Reginald
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:54 No.10704184
    >>10704146
    No chance of Carmine not going along, she is obvious. Reginald and Koyomi would be good choices, Sam and Jehanne are busy necking last I checked.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:55 No.10704196
    Carmine, Sam, Reg
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:55 No.10704204
    >>10704146
    We're dealing with Greys... We need people resistant to mind attacks. Unless we want our maids going berserk.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:55 No.10704219
    >>10704170
    >>10704173

    So far, Carmine and Reginald have been selected, so they're locked in.

    Still need to decide on the third member: seems to be leaning towards Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:56 No.10704220
    >>10704204
    Reg will be fine, probably kill em all by himself.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:56 No.10704226
    Thread preemptively archived to avoid dickery.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:57 No.10704247
    >>10704219
    Koyomi, she might have mastered crowbar usage by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:57 No.10704250
    >>10704196
    NOT SAM! At least think of how she'd react, but definately Reg I think thats agreed upon.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:57 No.10704254
    Ah fuck you. I got sick, tomorrow is french final oral test, haven't ended the drawings yet.

    Still wondering how to make a sexy commissar out of a flat short eldar

    >X-Com

    *claps*
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:58 No.10704261
    >>10704247
    naah, still doctorate level.

    plus so far as I recall she's horrible at combat, meaning lots of risk.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)00:58 No.10704267
    So far it looks like 2 each for Sam, Jehanne, and Koyomi.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:58 No.10704271
    >>10704247
    Did she take an online course to get the degree for it?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:58 No.10704275
    >>10704219
    Koyomi
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:59 No.10704294
    Jehanne for her support spells
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)00:59 No.10704300
    Sam it is
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:00 No.10704318
    >>10704294
    Didn't she use them up beating up the rednecks?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:00 No.10704320
    >>10704267
    Jehanne
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:01 No.10704334
    >>10704318
    no, she just cleaved them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:01 No.10704337
    >>10704318
    naw, she cleaved through both of them in two attacks, after notching a few times.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:02 No.10704361
    >>10704267
    Jehanne
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:03 No.10704365
    I'd say Jehanne but we don't want swords in a gun fight. Go Sam.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:04 No.10704392
    >>10704254
    Also
    >5-6 I play mass effect

    We could get around to being more Sheppard while I sleep

    Hmmm... bodysuit to swimsuit with open overcoat on top, could work
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:04 No.10704393
    >>10704365
    No but we do want divine magic vs mind control.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:05 No.10704427
    >>10704393
    New quest, find that paladin sword with dispel magic?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:07 No.10704453
    >>10704146
    Samantha
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:08 No.10704465
    Whoever goes on the trip, Sam gets to interrogate the survivors.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:08 No.10704469
    >>10704254
    Don't worry, this thread will probably end relatively early tonight.

    -----
    > Jehanne it is.
    -----

    "Bugger," Reginald says. "Seems like that alien ship's a mite tougher than I thought. We'll have to make sure that there aren't any survivors."

    "Brother-Captain Reginald," you say, grinning, "That is the first wise thing I have heard you say since I arrived in this fucking place!"

    Down the mountain road, two of the fucking sluts who live here come running. "I saw the explosion!" says the slut with the long legs. "What happened?"

    "Fucking Xenos," you snarl. "We could use the aid of a Grey Knight." When they glance at each other curiously, you sigh. "Sister Jehanne. Will you come and help us kill some fucking Xenos, or are you going to stay here and be a fucking BITCH?"

    "Watch thy tongue!" Jehanne snaps, "or I'll cut it from your head!"

    "Eat me raw, bitch! I'll take you any fucking time!" you scream back.

    "If you two are finished," Brother Reginald sighs, "Shall we get going?"

    -----
    > SELECT ARMAMENT FOR SISTER CARMINE

    1. Paired Las-pistols (ranged emphasis)
    2. Las-pistol and chainsword (balanced emphasis)
    3. Eviscerator chainsword (assault emphasis)
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:09 No.10704485
    >>10704469
    balanced
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:09 No.10704488
    >>10704469
    Eviscerator Chainsword is the only option.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:09 No.10704493
    >>10704469
    Reg has guns covered, full melee to aid Jehanne (Unless she can handle an smg)
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:09 No.10704499
    >>10704465
    And Koyomi gets to go at the tech.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:09 No.10704500
    >>10704469
    Pistol and chainsword, as she is in the comissar outfit
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:10 No.10704505
    >>10704469

    No power fist or bolt pistol?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:10 No.10704515
    >>10704469
    Can we let the spirit of Cain down? Balanced.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:10 No.10704516
    2
    now that she dosent have her power armor she needs to learn to use ranged.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:10 No.10704522
    >>10704469
    >2. Las-pistol and chainsword (balanced emphasis)
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:10 No.10704525
    I, as always, would like a glass of iced tea.

    ...And some assistance building my duck ray. It turns clocks into ducks. I will then build a second ray that turns clocks into bigger clocks. And then a third ray that turns clocks into gold.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)01:11 No.10704529
    2. Las-pistol and chainsword (balanced emphasis)
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:11 No.10704543
    I loves me some evicerators but it would be wiser to go for the balanced setup.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:12 No.10704553
    >>10704525
    But... then you'd need to choose between ducks and gold...
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:12 No.10704569
    Again I ask, can we PLEASE get at least ONE Tunguska SPAAG once the MC gets back? Preferably a full battery and a PPRU early warning radar too. And some BMP-3s.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:12 No.10704579
    >>10704516
    >>10704500
    >>10704515
    >>10704485

    "FUCK YEAH!" you scream. "LET'S GET THOSE XENO FUCKERS!" You loosen your chainsword in its scabbard and draw your laspistol from its holster. "FORWARD, MY BROTHERS! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?"

    "Actually, yes," Reginald sighs, as he hefts his favorite Bren Gun. "I never did understand that saying. . ."

    -----

    The three members of the Alien Hit Squad head up the mountain, towards the burning wreckage. You are about halfway to the wreck when you hear something odd.

    Looking up into the sky, you see a small speck on the horizon. Seems to be an aircraft, approaching swiftly.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:13 No.10704603
    >>10704553
    Maybe I should use an animal nobody likes instead.

    How about seagulls? Everyone hates seagulls.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:14 No.10704604
    >>10704579

    FUCK OFF, ROOKIES, THIS IS OUR UFO TO RAID.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:14 No.10704613
    The spirit of Caine would say grab the pistols but I don't think she's ready to try to pull off that feat turn yet.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:14 No.10704617
    >>10704579

    Have Sam drop mortar rounds on them. 1 HE followed by 2 WP.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:15 No.10704629
    >>10704579
    Hmmm... If that power source is intact, could we use the Elerium-115 to power Carmine's armour?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:15 No.10704634
    >>10704579
    Oh fuck, rookies.

    Cautiously advance, trying to remain in cover.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:15 No.10704643
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    >>10704617
    On the UFO, or the incoming vessel?

    >>10704629

    Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:16 No.10704657
    >>10704629
    perhaps, but that would stunt any character development as she would revert back to angry/angry instead of angry/sexy.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:16 No.10704658
    >>10704603
    ? then there'd be no question, turn the clocks into gold...

    but if that'd be the case then why bother making the ray to turn the clocks into seagulls in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:16 No.10704665
    >>10704643

    One the skyranger once it lands.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:16 No.10704667
    >>10704643
    both?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:17 No.10704675
    >>10704658
    SILENCE.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:17 No.10704677
    >>10704657
    Who said she had to use it again...? Power armour for the master!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:17 No.10704684
    >>10704643
    If thats our (the masters) helicopter that would be a real pain in the ass to explain. Oops sorry boss looks like we need to fish you out of hell again eh, eh eheheh
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:17 No.10704688
    >>10704643
    Let the rookies soak up alien fire and HIDDEN MOVEMENT, save mortar rounds until we actually get aliens OUTSIDE the craft.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:20 No.10704746
    X-Com: Meido Defense
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:20 No.10704759
    >>10704688

    I'm willing to bet we have at least 200 various rounds available. 3 for a preliminary shake'n'bake won't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:20 No.10704761
    I'd just like to take the time to point out that our staff just trolled an interstellar civilization.

    And then I'd like to point out that we regularly troll our own staff.

    After pointing those two things out, am I the only one who feels extremely proud of the master?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:22 No.10704803
    >>10704667
    >>10704665
    >>10704688

    "Samantha," Reginald says, into his comm, "I need you to set up the mortar. I want you to set up for 1 HE and 2 WP on the alien craft on my mark."

    As you wait and watch, the new aircraft comes into view. It appears to be a smaller, more primitive version of the Thunderhawk: obviously a transport for troops and vehicles, although this one appears far too puny to carry even one Rhino. As it sweeps in over the landing site, it suddenly decides to land in the middle of a field some fifty meters from the crash site, with its tailgate facing directly towards the UFO.

    The tailgate opens, and several men in khaki coveralls pour out. They are immediately cut down by green energy bolts. Several others manage to jump over their dead comrades and seem to be taking cover behind the wheels of the vehicle. They are opening fire with primitive slug throwers, but don't seem to be doing very well.

    As you watch, one of them seems to shoot his friend in the back of the head.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:24 No.10704826
    >>10704759
    While I would prefer waiting on the barrage until we can better direct fire, if we have ammo to spare, light them up!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:24 No.10704833
    >>10704803

    Yup, rookies. Commence shake'n'bake.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:24 No.10704834
    >>10704803
    >X-Com action
    NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS. NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:24 No.10704844
    >>10704803
    On purpose or accident?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:25 No.10704851
    JAGGED ALLIANCE AND SILENT STORM ARE BOTH BETTER
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:25 No.10704867
    >>10704803
    Give them artillery cover till they're into the ship, then take out their transport.

    Follow them in kill aliens as you come across them, if you run out of greys before rookies, finish off the rookies and take the ship for yourself.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:25 No.10704868
    >>10704844

    You're not really sure. Either he was aiming for a Xeno standing in front of him and somehow managed to shoot his friend in the back of the head while the other soldier was standing at a thirty degree angle to the left, or this was a deliberate fragging.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:27 No.10704914
    >>10704868
    Or... MIND CONTROL

    Advance under cover, let artillery and X-Com kill aliens until we get in range.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:27 No.10704917
    >>10704868
    Noobs are always the tking faggots
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:28 No.10704925
    >>10704868
    That Guardsman should die for his heresy! Wasting a valuable resource such as a guards life (BWAAHAHAA) I mean he doesn't even have the right hat for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:28 No.10704947
    Since we've all played at least a SMALL amount of X-Cam, we should all realize that it is best to just stay the fuck back. Even siding with the rookies exposes us to a LOT more bullets than we'd have ever taken from the aliens.

    Our meidos are a bit more precious than the average X-Cam rookie. Let them wipe, then move in and pick up the pieces.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:29 No.10704950
    If the surviving xenos are distracted, we should try to covertly enter their ship and one three things:
    !)steal it
    2)salvage what tech we may andt then destroy it
    3)just destroy it
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:29 No.10704960
    >>10704914
    This. I'd rather someone else handle it instead of us wanting to interrogate one of them and find out our secrete about Sam.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:30 No.10704977
    >>10704960
    None of the ones on that ship would know, we killed all the ones with Sam.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:30 No.10704981
    >>10704914
    >>10704867

    "Samantha!" Reginald shouts. "Fire Mission, go!"

    You hear three crumping sounds from behind you, then the whistle of mortar shells, then a HE shell is dumped directly on top of the Xeno spacecraft, followed by two of the chemical rounds that Reginald calls "Willy Pete." As you race up the mountain path towards the alien scum, you can see that nearly the entire team of human soldiers has been killed.

    > Alien attack roll: 2
    > Carmine's defense roll: 16

    As you step bravely into the clearing screaming the battle cry of the Angry Marines ("FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--") you see enemy plasma fire blaze past your face. You continue to scream as you charge headlong into combat, towards the unseen foe, waving your chainsword in one hand and your laspistol in the other.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:31 No.10704998
    >>10704803
    COMMISSAR POWERS ACTIVATE!

    WHIP THOSE SORRY PIECES OF EMPEROR-DAMNED SHIT INTO SHAPE!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:31 No.10705004
    >>10704960
    Though that whole thingis a lot funnier with what we now know about Sam.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:32 No.10705011
    >>10704981
    CONSOLIDATE POSITION ON THE OBJECTIVE
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:32 No.10705012
    >>10704977
    Good point. I forgot about that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:33 No.10705036
    >>10704981
    Ask them what kind of seasonings are best when cooking one of them (the greys).
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:34 No.10705051
    >>10704981
    >you can see that nearly the entire team of human soldiers has been killed
    Never mind >>10704998
    then.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:34 No.10705063
    What happened to Sam with aliens? I missed that episode.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:35 No.10705078
    >>10705063
    We allowed the aliens to give her an anal probe
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:35 No.10705079
    >>10705063
    Tenticle raep
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:35 No.10705086
    >>10705063
    Sam got probed, and the damn aliens weren't even nice enough to use lube.

    We killed the aliens that were probing her.

    NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:35 No.10705087
    >>10705063
    It was one of the first threads, its how we got that one hall way that never goes below six. In exchange Sam got probed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:36 No.10705093
    I still don't understand the deal about morning glories. what was that all about?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:36 No.10705100
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    >>10705011

    Filled with the spirit of CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, you boldly race forward into combat, laughing in the face of death, and grab the nearest guardsman by the shoulder.

    "COME ON, SOLDIER!" you scream. "GET UP AND AT THEM! KILL THE FUCKING XENOS! SPILL THEIR BLOOD! MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE! FOR THE FUCKING EMPEROR!"

    > Carmine's Will check: 8
    > The Soldier's Will check: 2

    The guardsman, who was previously cowering behind the wheel, looks up at you, terrified. "But I can't!" he screams. "I'll die! Those fucking aliens are gonna kill us all!" He cowers where he sits, burying his face in his knees, weeping in terror.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:36 No.10705103
    >>10705086
    >>10705079
    >>10705078
    ;_;

    How could we allow our betrothed to suffer probing NOT administered by us or a hot woman?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:37 No.10705119
    >>10705087
    Also, morning glories
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)01:37 No.10705123
    >>10705100
    "IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:37 No.10705124
    >>10705100
    Kiss him, that'll get him going.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:38 No.10705135
    >>10705119

    SHIT, HOW THE FUCK COULD WE FORGET THOSE GREY FUCKING FUCKS VAPORIZED OUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MORNING GLORIES.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:39 No.10705145
    >>10705123
    Inspire the soldier by killing the shit out of the enemy. If he wusses out then, then get with the BLAM ing.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:39 No.10705146
    >>10705100
    Execute him for heresy (cowardice in the face of the enemy) & inspire the next survivor.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:39 No.10705165
    >>10705135
    Easy, it's not the master charging into combat, so it doesn't affect us right now.

    Now if the master were here, the greys would be screweed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:40 No.10705171
    Shoot that faggot in the face
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:40 No.10705172
    All right, vote now: BLAM him, or try to inspire him first?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:40 No.10705179
    >>10705100

    Shoot one of the recruits to restore squad morale and get a firing rate bonus!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:40 No.10705182
    >>10705103
    We'd planned to backstab the aliens BEFORE they actually got to the probing.

    They were quicker than anticipated.

    It was kind of like our fuckup with Kat and the giant squid, except the consequences weren't as horrible.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:40 No.10705186
    >>10705172
    BLAM
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705189
    >>10705172
    Inspiration and if it fails again blam.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705196
    >>10705172
    Inspire
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705200
    >>10705172
    Shoot him. With a hypodermic needle dart. Preferably one filled with combat stims.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705205
    >>10705146
    This might make them fight us.
    >>10705124
    I say we go with this
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705206
    >>10705172
    Inspire him Commissar style, a hole in the head for heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705207
    Attempt to inspire, but only once. If that faggot falters, her dies.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:41 No.10705214
    >>10705182
    Consequences? Naaw dawg, there were no consequences, we came out way ahead on that deal with no setbacks at all.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:42 No.10705219
    >>10705189
    Inspiration, THEN blam. Inspiration should be in the form of killing a few Greys and posing in a suitably awesome manner.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:42 No.10705226
    >>10705200
    I think this counts as insperation.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:43 No.10705241
    >>10705226
    If we get the dose right, it does.

    If we get the dose wrong, and it kills him, it counts as BLAM.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:44 No.10705245
    >>10705219
    This. they're not going to get their morale any higher seeing two parties kill them off.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:44 No.10705249
    >>10705241
    So we win either way?

    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:44 No.10705255
    >>10705241
    so win-win eh? I like it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:44 No.10705260
    >>10705172
    BLAM him & inspire the next.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:45 No.10705274
    > INSPIRE

    You stand up in the middle of the blazing firefight as Reginald and Jehanne come up the road behind you. "YOU FUCKING COWARD!" you scream. "THE EMPEROR DIED FOR YOU! WILL YOU NOT REPAY YOUR ETERNAL DEBT!? SERVE IN BATTLE OR SERVE IN THE FIRING LINE!"

    > Carmine's gunnery roll: 12
    > Alien's defense roll: 2

    As you blaze away with your laspistol, you see a plasma shot snap past your face. Though it misses by about a meter, it is still close enough to whip the hat off your head and set it ablaze.

    You target the Xeno who fired that plasma bolt with your laspistol and shoot it through the head. It slumps over and dies, leaking green fluid. . .

    > REGINALD and JEHANNE have entered the fray.
    > XCOM Soldier has joined your party!

    WHAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:46 No.10705294
    >>10705245
    Then we keep shooting them for they shame the Emperor with their cowardice!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:47 No.10705307
    >>10705274
    FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR, CHARGE!!

    Fuck letting the x-com rookie sit in ranged combat.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:48 No.10705321
    >>10705274
    Survey the crash site. How many FUCKEN XENOS are there left?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:49 No.10705337
    >>10705274
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

    Oh wait, not enough green. Jehanne covers X-Com soldier, Reginald covers Carmine, clear area of hostiles cautiously, leaving plenty of TU for snap shots. Also, watch for fucking lobstermen.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:49 No.10705341
    I find it amusing that the trolls have dissapeared now that 40k has come into the mix.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:49 No.10705344
    That better not have been our official replica Fucklaw hat. Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:49 No.10705350
    >>10705274
    Appraise the battlefield...TACTICALLY!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:50 No.10705363
    >>10705350
    by "tactically" you mean "Using lots of high explosives" correct?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:50 No.10705370
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    >>10705274
    Look at the other soldiers and shout "KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!" Attempt to salvage hat.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)01:51 No.10705377
    >>10705344
    It was. . .

    >>10705321
    From what you can see, you're looking at about half a dozen Xenos inside and around the crashed alien craft, attempting to repair their vessel and take off again. They seem to be mostly armed with plasma weapons of various makes and models, ranging from light pistols to heavy models.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:52 No.10705400
    >>10705377

    THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS FUCK THEM IN THEIR FAT FUCKING XENOS FACES.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:52 No.10705411
    >>10705377
    Use our technologically superior LCD weapons to defeat them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:54 No.10705446
    >>10705377
    Take out the heavy weapons first.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:54 No.10705456
    >>10705377
    Clear the exterior, then board them.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:55 No.10705470
    then break down crying over your hat, nothing makes dudes rage more than some fucker makeing a pretty woman cry over something.
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)01:56 No.10705487
    >>10705470
    Um no.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:56 No.10705490
    >>10705470

    Not this.

    Kill xenos.

    Make leather hat out of xeno skin.

    Immediatly set it on fire since it's heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:57 No.10705497
    >>10705470
    Carmine does not break down like a pussy, she fucks shit up.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)01:58 No.10705522
    >>10705470
    I shouldn't have to explain how fucking retarded this idea is.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:00 No.10705551
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    >>10705400
    >>10705411
    >>10705446
    >>10705456
    >>10705337

    "BROTHER REGINALD! SLAY THEM! SLAY THE FUCKING XENOS!" you scream. "SISTER, JEHANNE, GUARD THE WOUNDED!"

    As artillery fire rains down all around you, you race towards the alien space craft, heedless of the gunfire snapping past you. A lucky shot punches a hole in the tail of your commissar's coat, while another scorches past your face, but you press on, screaming vengeance against the alien foe, screaming your dedication to the Emperor as you close in on them, snapping away with your laspistol all the way. . .

    > Jehanne's Defense roll: 4
    > Your Athletics check: 4
    > Reginald's attack: 42

    > Alien attack: 2

    Surely, the Emperor was with you today, for you race through the battle completely unharmed, and close in with the foe as they stand grouped around the base of their craft!

    As you run, you see some of the wicked xenos attempt to rise up from out of cover and fire at you, but Brother Reginald has already begun to lay down fire. With all the fury of a true Devastator Brother, his heavy weapons lay down a deadly rain of lead, gunning down the foe as they stand, as the explosions rain around you. . .

    You race towards the alien vessel. . . out of the corner of your eye, you see two of them emerge, one of them carrying a large, purple gun, the second bearing what seems to be an armload of silver footballs. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:01 No.10705565
    >>10705551

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    STAB THOSE FUCKS IN THE FACE
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:01 No.10705572
    >>10705551
    Fucking fucks! Footballs should be leather! Kill them both for this heresy!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:01 No.10705574
    >>10705551

    KILL THOSE TWO, NOW! NOW NOW NOW, FINAL PROTECTIVE FIRE ON THOSE TWO XENOS.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:01 No.10705578
    >>10705551
    Fuck, tentacle drones! Kill them before they can activate the tentacloids and fire their weapons!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:02 No.10705579
    >>10705551
    Take out the one with the orbs first, trust Reginald to take out the one that'll try to kill you.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:03 No.10705597
    Have the XCOM guy charge them and draw their fire! He's expendable!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:05 No.10705625
    KILL THEM NOW.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:08 No.10705680
    Hey, does anyone know what Maid Quest thread it was where we did whatever it was to Samantha with the aliens?

    The archive's not exactly descriptive on everything.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:08 No.10705686
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    >>10705625
    >>10705579
    >>10705578
    >>10705574
    >>10705572
    >>10705565

    PRIMAL RAGE fills your heart as you scream in headlong towards the two xenos, your vision red, unable to fucking see anything but the enemy before you. . .

    > Carmine: 4
    > Aliens: 10

    In your rage, however, you are unable to notice the alien in your blind spot. As you turn the corner, you see the filthy Xeno raise his gun and point it at your face.

    At this range, he cannot miss. At this range, you cannot survive. . .

    > XCom Soldier: 15

    "LOOK OUT!" screams the soldier you helped earlier! He hurls himself between the deadly bolt of plasma and your own body, taking it full on in the chest!

    He collapses to the ground with his body scorched and burned. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:08 No.10705696
    >>10705680
    You mean where we saved her from them? I don't know, but it was quite early.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:08 No.10705697
    >>10705680
    part 3
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:10 No.10705710
    >>10705686
    Kill the one who missed, continue charging!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:10 No.10705715
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    >>10705686
    REMEMBER OLLIANUS
    >> Harmless 06/24/10(Thu)02:10 No.10705725
    >>10705686
    NEEDS MORE RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:13 No.10705781
    >>10705686
    He did his duty. Let us not waste his sacrifice.

    DEATH TO THE FUKKEN XENOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
    >> Otto !tLnYpDEjfo 06/24/10(Thu)02:14 No.10705806
    >>10705686
    The guardsman has done his job well. Now onto skull-fucking the Xenos.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:15 No.10705812
    >>10705686

    HE IS WITH THE EMPEROR!

    Continue charging and murdering fucking xenos.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:15 No.10705814
    >>10705806
    well said.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:15 No.10705823
    >>10705710
    >>10705715
    >>10705725

    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" you scream, as you race towards the xenos, flipping your chainsword to full power! Your deadly blade rips through the foul alien flesh, tearing flesh from limb as you hack into them over and over!

    > Carmine 10
    > Aliens 2

    One of them vainly attempts to block your deadly chainblade with his bizarre weapons, but you cleave straight through the rifle and deep into his body before tearing through his foul ribcage and laying open his heart! On the backswing, you take off the alien motherfucker's head and cause his armload of silvery white footballs to fall to the ground. . . !

    Then, turning back towards the damn UFO, you get ready to charge in and finish off the rest of the foes. . . only to find nothing but silence, and dead enemies.

    Standing there, surrounded by alien dead, is the soldier whom you thought dead. His body is scorched. He has third degree burns all over his body. . .

    But he also has two pieces of his broken rifle, one in each hand. They are covered with green alien blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:16 No.10705831
    >>10705686
    He did his duty, now we must do ours.

    CHARGE INTO THEM! LET THEM FEEL THE EMPEROR'S WRATH THROUGH THE HOLY CHAINSWORD!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:16 No.10705846
    >>10705823
    Kiss him.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:17 No.10705852
    >>10705823
    He gets all the assistance we can offer, full healing, offer to hire him as a security guard for the mansion.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:17 No.10705860
    >>10705823
    This guy is going to get treated by Koyomi once things wind up. Dreadnought for him!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705871
    >>10705852
    To continue with this, we're still taking the ship for ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705872
    >>10705823
    HIRE THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE STAFF FOR THE MANSION
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705879
    >>10705823

    Get that mechanicus wannabe twat in here.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705882
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    >But he also has two pieces of his broken rifle, one in each hand. They are covered with green alien blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705885
    >>10705860
    We should be taking the entire ship and its contents back to Koyomi for research.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705886
    Can Jehanne try and use paladin magic to heal the worst of his injuries?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:18 No.10705888
    >>10705823

    "What's your name, guardsman?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:20 No.10705931
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    "Well," the soldier says, smiling weakly. "I guess I did. . ."

    You interrupt him by kissing him, hard, on the lips, pulling him in close and pressing against him, passionately, the anger in your heart turning to joy, and something more primal.

    >>10705852
    >>10705860
    >>10705871
    >>10705872

    "Good work," you say, as you pull away. "It seems the humans of this time period are not as soft as I had believed.

    -----
    ANOTHER TIME, ANOTHER PLACE.

    "And that's how it happened?" X-Com Director Daniel Reubens asked, as he went over the report.

    "That's how it happened, sir," said the young soldier laying before him in the hospital bed. "After that, they patched up my hurts, helped me load up what I could into the Skyranger, and sent me on my way."

    Director Reubens sighed as he took off his glasses and rubbed the brdige of his nose. "And you really expect me to believe that a trio of civilians helped you to take down an entire alien space craft by themselves?"

    "Absolutely, sir," the soldier said.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:21 No.10705941
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    "Private LeCointe. . . you are full of shit."

    -----
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:22 No.10705959
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    >>10705941
    Words fail me.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:22 No.10705962
    >>10705941
    God dammit!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:23 No.10705975
    >>10705931
    Nooooooo. The elerium-115 and other fun alien tech!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:25 No.10706020
    >>10705975
    Surely Reggie had the common sense to nick whatever he could for Koyomi to study.

    Also FUCK the Elerium. Carmine needs power armour about as much as Sean Connery needs a gun.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:26 No.10706042
    >>10705975
    We have the entire ship, we kept that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:26 No.10706044
    >>10706020
    It's not for Carmine damnit. We can use it or maybe even Koyomi. Even if we don't use it to power the armour, I'm sure we can find another use for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:27 No.10706053
    >>10705941
    who?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:28 No.10706068
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    >>10705975
    >>10705962
    >>10705959

    And that's it for tonight, guys. Like I said before, I'm ending early.

    Your share of the loot from that mission:

    1. Enough Elerium 115 to recharge the powered armor.

    2. Alien Navigation

    3. Alien Power Plant

    4. Alien Entertainment

    5. Various Plasma weapons and sundry.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:29 No.10706080
    >>10706068
    Alien Entertainment, eh?

    Bet it has weird porn on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:29 No.10706085
    >>10706068
    Can we get some details on 2 and 4?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:29 No.10706087
    >>10706068
    No alien alloys? Curses. No flying suits for us.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:30 No.10706101
    >>10706068

    Does Koyomi want to have our ANGRY BABIES now?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:30 No.10706106
    Well this was some pretty good fun. I'd actually be alright with hopping onto another character after this, but if we can stay on Carmine that would be equally acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:32 No.10706127
    Koyomi is the only maid left for sidequesting now, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:33 No.10706146
    >>10706127
    Well, she has a shitload of stuff to play with now.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:33 No.10706149
    >>10706127
    Correct.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:33 No.10706152
    >>10706127

    Indeed.

    And Jehanne still needs to bring her a picinic basket.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:34 No.10706162
    Katherine/Kristopher left.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:34 No.10706164
    Lets stay with Carmine for now. things just got more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:34 No.10706168
    >>10706127
    Actually, wait. Was Kris an option?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:35 No.10706184
    >>10706168

    Not while it's lacking any sort of emotion due to absence of love and a soul, no.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:35 No.10706185
    Yeah, it's basically down to Kristoph/Katherine and Koyomi. The Ks, if you will.

    Sorry if tonight was a bit rushed-seeming. I was out of ideas and decided to do the first thing that came to mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:35 No.10706186
    >>10706101
    I'm sure the next sidequest will be Koyomi MASTURBATING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR as she inspects the Sectoid garbage.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:36 No.10706198
    >>10706186

    ...i'm okay with this.

    She looks like type who'd have a cupboard full of sex toys, too.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:36 No.10706201
    >>10706185
    Was fine in my book, don't care about the xcom bit, never played just knew enough to know that rookies are shit fighters.

    But the epic trolling and unbelievable story that'd follow? awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:42 No.10706296
    >>10706185
    I'm not sure I want to get in Kris's head. I think it would just be depressing considering we put him in the state he's in.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:44 No.10706321
    >>10706296

    I think thats the idea. Stupid homophobic fucktards just HAD to ruin our trap.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:46 No.10706353
    >>10706321

    No worries, we'll get it back. And then use our REALITY-WARPING HELLMAGICS TO TURN HER INTO A GIRL.

    As opposed to Alicia killing herself trying to do it with her current powerlevel.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:46 No.10706360
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    >>10706321
    >homophobic
    You mean homophones, right?

    Anyway Koyomi should be next, and last.
    RESEARCH SECTOID CRAP
    BUILD KOS-MOS
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:49 No.10706405
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    >>10706185
    Koyomi. have her mod the power Armour into this
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:51 No.10706420
    >>10706405
    But then we need to make sure Carmine levels up her ass
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/24/10(Thu)02:51 No.10706433
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    >>10706405
    >>10706360
    Seems like people want to do Koyomi next, so we'll go to her when I pick up next thread.

    Good night, and have fun!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:52 No.10706450
    >>10706433
    >want to do Koyomi next
    >want to DO Koyomi next

    yes
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)03:02 No.10706616
    Archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:09 No.10709179
    rolled 19 = 19

    Fap to maids



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