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You used body jumping, to make them jump?

While making them shoot each other would be more efficient, I must admit there is a certain pizazz to making them all watch their buddies commit suicide.

I approve.

>>11120683
I fired a few shots, but that was just to take out the windows.

Those things can take a full grown man flinging himself face first at it.

After that it was me seeing how many Olympic dives I could remember (The twisting double front flip into a swan got a few nods of approval)

Please tell us more about your continuing adventures.

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>>11120814
To be honest it's only been one session, though there will be more.

(Any input on more creative ways to kill my/themselves will be appreciated)

I did make an Npc that was pissing us off beat his own brainpan into his bed-ridden mothers face till he told us what we wanted to know.

The mother was very confused, suffice to say

>>11120613
I...

I love you...so much

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>>11120887
That is so awesome.

Maybe find an enemy's loved one and have them cut their own head off infront of them, psychological torment.

Does you character feel the pain that the other persons body feels while controlling them?

>>11120613

Seppuku/hara-kiri.

Inflict a 100% mortal wound that maintains consciousness, then switch back. Maybe save this for someone you really hate. Also, CASTRATION!

...yea, actually, stay away from the hyper-gory. Stick to the hilarious.

>>11120887
That is one cold blooded mother fucker OP, I suggest making someone lick an electrified train track if you get the chance.

>>11121121
The idea is that while he feels everything they feel, he's been doing this for enough years to get over it.

Had one guy who's jaw was half hanging off from being shot, tongue lolling out the side through the shredded flesh, and an npc grappled me, so I made him break it by putting my face right up to his and singing "Party in the USA" with half a mouth made of hamburger.

Used to the pain enough by now

Also means if I nail a guys wife in his own body I get the fun as well so hey, bonus

This.

>>11121182
Ride the Lightning! Go for the middle rail!

>>11121172
Actually...I have another great idea for when I take over someone.

Hop on the hood of a car while someone drives it, legs forward and spread out.

Take a 30 mph impact into a telephone pole to the sack

Best part is the npc is conscious, just not in control....

I actually feel kinda bad about it but it's too damn much fun

>>11120613
Take a person's body. Rob a bank and take hostages. Make absurd, unmeetable demands. Rough up a few hostages, maybe shoot one in the leg. Tell police that if your demands are not met in five minutes, you start killing hostages. Duct tape gun to hand. Release control. Watch from your living room as SWAT guns down the person you were puppeting on national television.

>>11121211
RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!

>>11121233
How long can you hold onto their body for?

>>11121259
indefinitely

I have no body of my own, I just take others.

Most of the time I use a Hobo I nicknamed "Cunt-Zooka" to get around.

He's deranged enough that when I leave him for a period he doesn't wander far

What system are you using?

This body jumping thing... is it potentially permanent? Do you have your own body... do you even know who/what you are?

... i mean besides absofuckinglutely awesome!

>>11121280
Interrogate someone by drinking poison then sitting them in a chair, antidote in hand and staring at it.

>>11121294
Gurps with a few house rules and power-bending

Gm tweaks powers he thinks are too shitty or too strong.

He bumped mine because he didn't see how awesome it could be... And Npcs everywhere wept

>>11121343
He could he POSSIBLY not imagine the powers of body jumping?

>>11121280

Oh, just missed that. Awesome. This is like one of the best superpowers ever... comparable to blink even.

Its like the perfect cross between blink, regeneration, immortality and... hell more!

Thats shark-zombie levels of awesome my man.

Horree shit.
You just made Azazel from "Fallen".

You need a theme song to fuck with the cops.

>>11121280

And they... don't get saving throws?

>>11121375
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go0UBNqQLlc I know it's been used for another great stories on /tg/ but it fits don't it?

>>11121421
And also, why would such a being be interested in who wins a gunfight?

>>11121375
Can't touch this...

That or queens "Don't stop me now"

Imagine hearing that shit while people swan dive out windows and swallow shotgun blasts

>>11121280
Start singing Time is on my side by The Rolling Stones when you kill people OP.

>>11120613
well that's insanely overpowered

>>11121423
man I remember that story, it was fuck awesome.

Anyways, tying yourself to the bumper of a car seems like it could be interesting. Actually, now that I think about it, perfect way to kidnap someone: Drill a small hole in your trunk, than get in it. Wait for them to walk buy, then switch with them. Drive off with no one the wiser.

>>11121445
Don't stop believing

Theme song option:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhyVIluOwKg

New tactic: use your victims' credit cards to buy toys/tools for the next "floor show".

If possible, ask them periodically what they'd want to do to you, if you let them capture you.

Take suggestions!

>>11121421
It's basically a rediculous ht save.

Essentially mooks don't bother rolling, elite mooks get a tough time, and it's doubtfull I can grab a BBEG

>>11121521
I think you'd have an easier time with the BBEG if you think sideways at this problem.

Hijack a school bus full of kids; issue firearms; send them into the building ahead of you. You now have a small army in place, with the on-site guards either feeling like metaphoric dog shit for shooting kids, trying to disarm said kids or being involved in a five-year old's variant of Shoot 'Em Up.

Keep bringing in more kids, more school buses.

If you need more guns, hijack a shipment of firearms as they leave the factory.

Take over a man's body...

live his life, go to work, get in his boots, really take on the role

one day commit the most horrible, repugnant act you can imagine.

Go through the court process, get them 40 consecutive life terms in the worst goddamn prison imaginable.

Like, ass ramming prison.

And then leave...jump back out and leave him there

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>>11121588
This thread is bringing out the worst in us man...

I think the real question is

How can you use this for massive profit?

Well, besides digging through a victims pockets

>>11121629
In the average RPG, you'll find people murdering for money, committing reckless acts inside of city walls and throwing around mystic knowledge with the care and concern normally found in crack addicts with flamethrowers.

/tg/ is already brimming with the diseased mindset of the adventurer; not every adventure is meant to be a happy experience.

>>11121693

This post made me LOL. I appreciated this post. It is true.

>>11121677
Possible income ideas:
- contract hitman: anyone, anytime, anywhere.
- credit card scams
- bank robbery
- extortion
- drug manufacturing/distribution; if a body ODs, time for a new one.
- this is the definition of "identity theft".

>>11121629
B-E-S-T is how you spell best. There's no W, O, or R in it.

>>11121629

You've not yet grasped the Adventurer's mindset, young one. If it can be looted, loot it. If it can be killed, kill it. If it can be scaled, scale it. You don't need a reason. That it exists is reason enough.

>>11121677
Snuff film star.
Snuff....

Film....

Star...

That shit sells for a good price and I mean fuck it, not like it's your problem

>>11121280
OP, your DM is going to pull some shit where you get trapped in an EM field while between bodies.
Just a warning.

>>11121789

Do the impossible, break the unbreakable.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

Inhabit the body of a rich guy. Have him transfer all his money to the newly created bank-account of Cunt-Zooka. Rinse and repeat.

>>11121790
For some reason, this guy's post inspired in me the knowledge of the perfect theme song for this guy. Addicted to Love. Sing it as you kill. Sing it in court until they gag you. Play it as you record the snuff films. Arrange for anybody you're hired to take out to hear it, everywhere they go, for the week leading up to the hit. Have them put it on infinite loop when you make them whack themselves, so whoever finds them hears it. Make the FCC ban that shit from the airwaves.

>>11121861
Out of context this may be the greatest series of words ever

>>11121872
Ask a DJ to play the song for you when you walk into a packed nightclub... wearing a disco-suit made from ball bearings, dynamite and win.

Request on the radio just before the shooting rampage begins at the mall.

Sing it during court, knock yourself out, then have the judge sing it while they're on the bench, just before they acquit you.

You walk out of court a free man.

You have better things to do than sit in jail.

STOP

THINKING

SMALL!!!

The president of the US always has the football with him right? and he has immediate authority over the launch codes, and the launch order can be given in an instant....

Take over Obama

grant cunt-zooka clemency for any and all actions you can think of

Hold minor countries hostage under threat of annihilation

Facilitate your pet hobo to gain the treasuries of the entire 3rd world...

Someone archive this shit

>>11121872
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

PERFECT

>>11121957
One better:
- Astronaut on the ISS, who trolls the entire planet into thinking that there is an absolutely gigantic fleet of interstellar craft about to blow up the planet, and will blow up the ISS as an example of their power.

>cue silent, spaceborne explosions

>>11121957
That wouldn't work. There are so many failsafes in place that you just going LOL NUKE would never stand.

And even if you did take over the president, what would happen when you get tired of that? Either you're gonna have to stay in there for a year or so, or he'll just cancel your shit after you leave.

>>11122005
>My last act as President of these United States... is to sing you a song of my people.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOVE
>blam

Pope...

Motherfucking pope man....

Dogmatic law and the largest religion in the world...

Oh yeah.

Go one extreme or tho other, say fucking kids is aaaawww'right or that priests can be beaten to death in the streats

OP, if you decide to go the full monty and turn this character into a supervillain, you should totally call him Ultroll.

God, I wonder what agencies and what the fuck else would say to explain that murder sprees and suicide parties while "addicted to love" plays.
Damn, that would be an awesome campaign itself to play.

>>11122108
>Sir, we have another "Addicted to Love" shooting. This one was in the Vatican.. the Pope was found holding an unloaded shotgun and a dead hooker.
Scramble the team.

Of course, you could have him just as easily be a good guy, subtly manipulating events throughout history to push mankind onto greater heights.

>>11122143
OH YESSS!
I'm going to add this to the steampunk/magical adventure of the week campaign I'm running. I can work it in somehow.

New hunter setting

Strange demon is globe trotting across the world making the heads of states and popular persons sing "Addicted to love" while preforming heinous crime after heinous crime.

Beyond this entire police agencies are turning their guns on eachother.

One report has a german tank doing donuts in the motor pool before spelling out "Addicted to love" with 50 cal rounds in the hillside.

STOP THE MADNESS!

>>11122169
You have two choices, Mr. Tesla. Learn to put your grudges aside and work with Mr. Edison... or we make your death mark the end of an era. In one case, you advance science. The other.. not so much.
>To Hell with you, Azazel.
More is the pity, Mr. Tesla. More is the pity.

>>11122169

Op here....

Are you saying that I should take the bodies of the great men of any given time period to inspire greatness, and if mankind should ever fall, start a new regime to conquer the stars???

Perhaps only a psychically decimated body could trap me....

perhaps upon some life support system...

>>11122251

If you were so inclined, I wouldn't necessarily object to it.

>>11122289
Of course not....

PICK A GODDAMN SIDE!

>>11122297

My dear Anon, we Alpharii are notorious for never doing so.