"Fuck me sideways with a Chainsword."

"I roll to disbelieve"

"My girlfriend learned calligraphy, and all I got was this stupid scroll."

"INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING!"

"I need 4chan to make decisions for me."

>>11211408
This

"Hurr Durr"

"My girlfriend is a giant whore."

"Is this thing on..."

>>11211350
You're dead to me.

I've only dated you because I pity you.


Frankly, my dog is a better lay than you, and smells better to boot.

Your genitalia smells like dead fish and quarters.

You're only uses are dick sleeve and sandwich maker, and you suck at both.

"Trolling is a art"

As I said to the punk who assaulted me on SS13 last night just before spacing him:
"Sometimes, justice and vengeance overlap."

"Your mom is better at sucking cock."

>Impermanence is the badge of each and every one; and yet you chase after them, or flee from them, as though they were to endure for all eternity. A short time, and your eyes will close; and for the man who bears you to your grave, too, the tears will soon enough be falling.

-Marcus Aurelius, Meditations X. 34

"I beleive modern computers have elimanated the need for spelling and associated graphalogical skills"

see how many she corrects.

It's time for more.....Experiments.

"No pain, no gain."

>>11211447
"Your mom sucks cocks in hell!"

"I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger,
But you don't see her messin' 'round with no broke niggers."

"Love means never having to say you're HIV+"

"I am made of cockroaches."

>>11211484
graphalogical? thats like what? using grapes and phalus to make logical decisions?

For Fictional
"They say Glory is temporary
but Oblivion is eternal"

For Real
"Omnium rerum principia parva sunt"

"This is an awkward way to tell you I have herpes."

EGO adveho hic essum ebullio et tentatio vos

Et EGO sum totus ex gum.

>>11211535
if that's the only error you spotted, then you are doing badly...

"My girlfriend loves useless skills."

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

>>11211588
*EMPRAH

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

>>11211484
She's an english major. She'll catch em all.

>>11211677
add "from the book Friendzone" below it

WAAAGH!!!!

Throw acid in her face.

>>11211724
then throw "unnecessary" in there, spelled correctly. That bad boy screws with everyone.

Just do that one paladin qoute.. I forget it off the top of my head. The one where he is talking to his sword and saying goodbye.

>>11211575
thats the only one that I could directly turn into bad pun ..

Are you looking for something simple and awesome?
If Yes: Choose the most simple and awesome thing from your particular faith.
Are you looking for something obscure?
If Yes: Hit random on Wikipedia for twenty minutes until something comes up.
Are you looking for something really long to troll your girlfriend?
If Yes: Pic related.

"Who's fat? Me (I am)."

>>11211484

>beleive
>graphalogical
>elimanated

ALE AND WHORES

>>11211556

YES. THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

"There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn"

"forty-two"

Translate the whole "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" into French.

Tell her it's a romantic message.

trollface.jpg

"Enjoyment and excitement. Life is a waste anyway."
(who knows where its from?)

"If it's good, enjoy it while it lasts.
If it's bad, endure it till it goes away."

"Death is the road to awe."

"They witness my perambulations
They are prejudiced."

"A witty saying proves nothing"

"Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired."

>>11212153
So...they solve the problem of lacking inspiration, and are therefore useful?

It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark
Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to
the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
--Virgil, Aeneid

"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."


--Eden Phillpots, 1862-1960

"Pain is a servant of the Righteous."

"One world or none."

“It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.”

--Seneca

>>11212233
If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count!

>>11212255
Gotta remember that one for the gf's next reaction to anal.

Political correctness is the natural continuim from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.

--Doris Lessing

"I still have thirteen ships. As long as I am alive, the enemies will never gain the Western Sea."

--Admiral Yi Soon-Shin

(...shortly before blowing the fuckballs out of three hundred Japanese ships.)

Your girlfriend is in need of rape. Make sure she orgasms though.

>>11212352
Something like 80% of rape victims do.

>>11212363

I find it funny where that statistic came from.

Did they rape a control group, and gauge the orgasm rate?

>>11212388

What utter nonsense. You'd be measuring the baseline average orgasm rate in the control group given completely consensual intercourse.

The second group would be the ones getting raped. For Science.

>>11212436

Wisdom, wisdom.

It's been so long since I needed to utilize a control group, I forgot how.

"Before all else, be armed."

--Machiavelli

>>11212436

This image seems particularly apt.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

There is music at the limits of my hearing. There are demons at the edge of my vision. There are ghosts in the machine.

--Edgar Allen Poe

>>11212481

Or, Vidi, Vici, Veni if you prefer.

>>11212436
Why would you need a control group?

You're not measuring how rape changes the orgasm rate, just the orgasm rate. It's a simple gallup poll-type thing.

You rape a representative sample of the population, then ask how many came.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

--Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

>>11212388
probably from rape victims themselves. Although if it was that high, I am pretty sure rape would not be seen as a serious crime.

POST YOUR GIRFLEIDN

>>11212477

Dohoho.

>>11212502
I am pretty sure that wouldn't be legal. So it would have to be from testimonies and the like

>>11212502

If you don't account for the rate of orgasm in normal sex, your data says nothing specific to rape.

Since you cannot place a price on life, and a gun can take a life easily enough, all guns are therefore priceless. Thus, if you own a gun, you own an heirloom of awesome power, regardless of design, caliber, or capacity. Do not draw it without right, do not holster it without honor.
\

>>11212507
>Although if it was that high, I am pretty sure rape would not be seen as a serious crime.

I am pretty sure you're retarded.

>>11212507

it's from the physical stimulation, purely the physical stimulation. the mental DO NOT WANT is unaffected.

>>11212564
Actually, it says nothing with regard to rape vs the general population.

Since the statistic is given in isolation ("X% of women who are raped orgasm"), your results do not need broader context. They may benefit from it, but they do not require it.

You are saying something about rape, and only about rape. That's fine.

>>11212564
What he is trying to say is that it is quite possible for women to enjoy their rape experience. Not necessarily comparing it to orgasming during consensual sex.

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain."

--Charles Barkley

gee, OP, don't let the rape-orgasm-statistics derail stop you from posting pics of your girl.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
Make sure its in red.

audentes fortuna iuvat: "fortune favors the bold"

From Virgil, Aeneid X, 284. Allegedly the last words of Pliny the Elder before he left the docks at Pompeii to rescue people from the eruption of Veusvius in 79. Often quoted as audaces fortuna iuvat.


"tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito"
"you should not give in to evils, but proceed ever more boldly against them"
From Virgil, Aeneid, 6, 95.

>>11212595
Are you saying that women don't like receiving orgasms? Sure, women might feel guilty for enjoying it, but that is probably from leftover taboos regarding sexuality.

>>11212578
I am pretty sure far less than 80% of consensual encounters end with the woman orgasming

>>11212668

>I am pretty sure far less than 80% of consensual encounters end with the woman orgasming

Well, if you scientifically model the acts preceding the orgasm, and then note the conditions present when orgasm occurs, that can possibly be helped.

"PENS FOR THE PEN GOD!"

Draw pictures of pens around the calligraphy.

Hope rides alone.

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're a sad-sack pussy and no one will ever love you."

>>11212668

>>11212695
However, they still do orgasm, which feels good regardless of any other conditions present.

Carpe diem quam minime credula postero
translated
Seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future

Realize that nobody knows the whole phrase.

>>11212730
People who almost die often experience near-death experiences, which are almost always positive or inspiring.

It's still wrong to shoot somebody.

Fun fact: ejaculation is an involuntary reflex unrelated to orgasm. This not only makes it possible for a woman to rape a man (and since this fact is not widely known, in the rare cases that go to trial she can claim that he was the rapist because he ejaculated) but it also makes it likely that a significant percentage of consensual sexual encounters do not result in an orgasm for either party.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
Qui me ex uersiculis meis putastis,
Quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
Ipsum, uersiculos nihil necesse est,
Qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
Si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
Et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
Non dico pueris, sed his pilosis,
Qui duros nequeunt mouere lumbos.
Vos quod milia multa basiorum
Legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.-Catullus 16

>>11212784

Dressed up like a 14-year old? Check. Five pounds of lipstick? Check. Crying? Check.

Looks like a Max Hardcore video up in this bitch.

>>11212784

Doesn't look like she's having an orgasm.

>>11212773
orgasm =/= being almost killed

Orgasms are a natural and pleasurable phenomenon. Getting shot is not.

>>11212730

But for the ones who don't, this means that a factor was off somewhere. Adjust that factor, BOOM orgasm.

>>11212811

>Looks like a Max Hardcore video up in this bitch.

Indeed. That old fuck has some issues. I wonder how he gets these girls to sign up for this... does he shoot in Brazil or some shithole where police enforcement isn't as through?

>>11212818
Again not all rapists are the same. I am talking about cases in which the rapist cares about his victim's pleasure and well being. I am not talking about sadistic rapists who seek to injure or kill their victims. That is evil and I hope they get severely punished

>>11212793
Even if the man doesn't orgasm, the sex itself is quite fun, even if he is left unsatisfied.

>>11212872


Well, yeah. Same here. I'm just looking at the act as a process, isolated from situation now.

>>11212865

America, I believe, though I think he targets a lot of illegal aliens given the number of Latino girls in his videos. Makes sense that they'd be easy sells for this sort of thing.

Isn't he in jail now, though?

>>11212813
of course she isnt, it's a max hardcore movie.she pukes in the next scene.

>>11212916
He doesn't actually rape them, it is all just acting.

Get Money

Fuck Bitches

Smoke Weed

>>11212908
So you admit that women can enjoy rape, provided the rapist isn't a jerk?

>>11212916
yup, his porn was court-ordered "close enough to real child porn" and convicted under the obscenity statutes. and all legal means to attain it were forbidden.

>>11212950
Why is the only thing I can think of right now is fucking Twilight?

>>11212950

In theory, yes. One can rape the willing.

>>11212950

>provided the rapist isn't a jerk?

>>11212949

>>11212908

wait so what would these "factors" be that can be studied for orgasm?

>>11212987
cause you've read it.

>>11212986
isn't this why lilttle lupe got breast implants? cause two men were convicted under possession of CP for downloading her movies?

>>11212436
They might have just raped the control group from another study. For science.

>>11211350

"Deal with it."

>>11213024
>isn't this why lilttle lupe got breast implants? cause two men were convicted under possession of CP for downloading her movies?

she boarded a plane and flew out to the state to personally testify against the fucking prosecutor who didn't even call her fucking company to obtain the records verifying her age, (records mandated by federal law.)

the guy got off.

AVOID CP STATUTES
adviceloli.jpg
OBTAIN BREAST IMPLANTS

"Coupon: good for one violent anal penetration. <3 "

>>11212986
>"close enough to real child porn"

Really, in those terms? No argument on obscenity, out of categorization ban, gross representation of violence or human rights violation, or any of those actual legal arguments to ban porn like they do in Germany (they are banned in a one by one basis)?

>>11212999
Many rapists are romantically interested in their victims. They don't want to hurt them, they just want to have a sexual experience with their victim.

>>11213043

>the guy got off.

i bet he did

>>11213022

First we look at the process of sex itself. The act is a simple repetition, a thrusting of penis into vagina. If we simplify this onto a single axis, we can approximate this as simple harmonic motion.

The equation of simple harmonic motion, in terms of position X, is X = A cos(ωt+ ϕ). One could use a sine wave, but then ϕ would be π / 2, and things get complicated, so we will assume ϕ=0. If we assume that the penis starts outside the vagina, and begins thrusting, you would start outside the vagina, with the penis fully outside, and at the top of the thrust, you would be fully within the vagina. If we assume this takes place on the single X-axis, we can fix the length of A, the amplitude of the motion, as the length of the penis.

ω, omega, the angular velocity, is by definition 2π*f, and frequency f is by definition 1/T where T is the period. The next objective would be to determine the period of thrusting for orgasm to occur. By finding the time between complete thrusts that coincides with orgasm, one can determine the frequency, and by extention the angular velocity ω.

The resulting equation X = A cos(ωt), with proper substitutions, can thus model the conditions for orgasm. Should one start at a different position, do not forget to adjust the phase constant.

Looking at this from the context of the issue at hand, if the rapist cared about his victim, he would time the period of his thrusts, add in the independent variables, and calculate the ideal equation of motion for his victim.

>>11213046
she was 19 at the time the movie was shot. sure, she looked like 12 (and now looks like an alien with two miss-matched water balloons stuck to her ribcage ) but she WAS and still IS legal.

>>11213024
>cause you've read it
FUCK NO
Like a Lovecraftian horror, I knew to only learn about it through digests, comments and tangential material. Then /tg/ went and had a slew of threads about it.

>>11213071
even men in consensual encounters don't go to those lengths.

>>11212986

Wat. 'Close enough. She's not underage, but we're going to carefully ignore that and charge you anyway.'

Seriously? The fuck is wrong with American prosecutors? Law wasn't broken. 'Close enough' isn't breaking the law.

The fleecy cloud may kiss the sky.
The rose may kiss the butterfly.
The morning dew may kiss the grass.
And you my dear may...

>>11213060
nope, it was deemed a dangerous romantization of child abuse that might trigger the dormant tendencies of potential sexual predators. apparently them prosecutors have never seen CP, the things max hardcore did are everything but romantic.

>>11213106

Remember, this is an ideal situation, with ideal parameters and ideal results. The reality is always off.

>>11213071

I...wait...wha...

>>11213125
My brain just blocked itself from the superior level bullshit

>>11213071

I am not sure what is so offensive about noting that women can enjoy being raped.

>>11213166
They didn't get him for CP, they got him on obscenity. Not the same thing.

>>11213119
>>11213060
as you can see in the lupe fuentes case, they don't care if they're under-aged or if there were other law violations. the don't want to save the children, they want to jail the pedos. sexual abuse and child pornography are purposefully left very vague, and there have been cases of kids jailed for producing and distributing CP for taking sexy pics of themselves or a female teacher who was groped by a boy from her class and was convicted for abusing said boy.

>>11213192
Not by anyone who would do the raping in this day and age, you would have to look like a protagonist of a romance novel.

>>11213213
But women do orgasm while being sexually assaulted.

>>11213199
I meant the whole
>dangerous romantization of child abuse that might trigger the dormant tendencies of potential sexual predators.
They threw child there to make it emotionally passable. They could have said just the level of abuse. And the whole dormant tendencies is just... fuck, I don't know what it is, brain wiring doesn't work like that. Hell, not even the porn itself works that way

>>11213236
But one orgasm isn't going to overwhelm the trauma of being assaulted and forced into sex with an ugly nerd, likley it would only make it worse.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
A grape ripens upon seeing another grape.

>>11213284
>it would only make it worse.
This, one thing is to hate the nerd who pounded you while screaming "more heretical!!, more annoying!!"
A much, much worse thing is to admit you came tho that and hate yourself for cuming to diminutive nerd cock, more over if you you started to quote the cultist mid-orgasm.

>>11213284
What is so traumatic about getting an orgasm? Any trauma is from various sexual taboos that people have been raised with. Plus, why stop at one orgasm?

>>11213071

Wait, is the person conducting this study seriously trying to make the woman orgasm from just vaginal stimulation? Way to fail.

>>11213352
>Any trauma is from various sexual taboos that people have been raised with.
Any trauma of getting raped is from the sexual taboos you're raised with?

That's a pretty fucking stupid thing to say.

>>11213327
Is this homosexual innuendo?

>>11213363
if the statistics are to be believed them all rapist go for the clit and G-spot now.

>>11212809
I loved Catullus XVI!

That dude was the shit.

>>11211350
"No Mercy. No Rest. No matter what."

>>11213369
Well that is the truth. People have let preconceived notions of sexuality to get in the way of sexual pleasure.

>>11213352
The trauma isn't just sexual, it is similar to what can happen to people who are severely beaten or mugged at the threat of their life. Another person took away your agency and personal freedom and forced something upon you. It breaks the cooperation and trust society functions on.

>>11213423
No, you are an autistic sociopath attempting to justify his desire to abuse women.

>>11213424
Except worse, because it's loss of agency in such an intimate and personal way.

>>11213423
Stop posting

>>11213424
Rape, provided it is not done with sadistic motivations, is not comparable to theft or being beaten. Being raped does not deprive someone of their property nor does it need to seriously injure them. Any "injury" is purely mental in reality.

>>11213469
9/10. So many incoming responses. Professional troll.

"Sterben kann gar nicht so schwer sein - bisher hat es noch jeder geschafft."

This one is brilliant.

>>11213443
>implying I am CWC.

>>11213469
By its very nature, rape is a sadistic act.

And just because something's mental doesn't mean it can't affect you. Although I suppose an autistic like you would have a hard time understanding that.

>>11213469
> Any "injury" is purely mental in reality.
Which makes it harder to heal.

>this thread

this has gone way past derailment

"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fuck with the human race!"

-/tg/ on humanity

>>11213469
Yes it is, if you let it run rampant women have to fear any man is liable to rape them at any moment. It breaks down the systems that society runs on.

It removes her ability to reject him if he is diseased and puts her at risk for unwanted pregnancies.

>>11213469
>Any "injury" is purely mental in reality.
The risk of contracting an STD or becoming pregnant is the physical "injury". Imposing the physical risks of sexual contact on an unwilling person would be a serious crime even if there was no psychological trauma.

>>11213489
Many rapists do have romantic feelings for their victims. They do not want to hurt them. They are just unable to express their desire in a consensual manner.

>>11213409
from where did this came from? That is just a bit overconstructed on the male character, but pretty good

>>11213489

Chill. At this point, you're either arguing with a troll or a complete retard.

PTSD is just in your head, all the soldiers are just suffering from cultural artifacts.

>>11213489
>By its very nature, rape is a sadistic act.
That's not true. You don't have to enjoy inflicting pain to want to fuck someone who doesn't want to be fucked by you.

Rape isn't unnatural, it's just uncivilized.

what happened to this thread

>>11213525
Cannibals, too.

>>11213514
>>11213519
But what if the Rapist is careful. For example, wearing condoms? Also, there are many other ways to sexually assault women, such as groping, that can be pleasurable for the victim, that do not require vaginal penetration.

>>11213542
>you're either arguing with a troll or a complete retard.
False dichotomy. There's nothing dumber or more pathetic than trolling.

>>11213568

Hmm...let's see...

>comment on rape and orgasm
>comment on orgasm statistics
>shas'o questions the scientific validity of the statistic

Yeah, I'd say about there.

>>11213561
Notice the aversion to rape? It is entirely natural for alpha and beta males to gang up and kill rapist to protect their lineage and their females reproductive choice.

>>11213573
A non-sequitur. Cannibalism, at least in the way you implied it, involves murdering someone. Rape does not require killing or even seriously injuring someone.

>>11213590

Yes, but it would be unfair to retards to classify all of them as trolls.

>>11213585
>But what if the Rapist is careful. For example, wearing condoms?
Condoms reduce, but do not eliminate the risks of sexual contact.

>Also, there are many other ways to sexually assault women, such as groping, that can be pleasurable for the victim, that do not require vaginal penetration.
Now we're getting away from "Why is rape bad?" into "Why is battery bad?" I'm not going to bother.

sah gay roo

>>11213646
If people can be careful about STD's in consensual relationships, why can't rapists also?

I bear witness that there is but one Fortress, and Dwarves are its architects.

>>11213676
Consent fucktard

>>11213621
Rapists are a threat to the Alpha males. Alpha males do not care about female choice. Arguably, Alpha males are in inherently exploitative relationships themselves.

>>11213621
>Notice the aversion to rape? It is entirely natural for alpha and beta males to gang up and kill rapist to protect their lineage and their females reproductive choice.
Now you're just showing your ignorance. Humans don't have things like alpha and beta males.

>>11213692
I am not arguing about the consent. I am arguing that rapists can take measure to make sure they don't get STD's

>>11213676
"Being careful" is not the same as "eliminating the risk".

Condoms don't make you 100% safe against STDs and pregnancy. In fact, there are several STDs they don't significantly protect against.

>>11213715
Being sexually attractive is exploitative?

>>11213751
You are essentially undermining the trend toward sexual freedom that has occurred in the past few decades. If STD's are not completely eliminated, should we then just all become celibate?

>>11212548
Sauce, for the love of god, sauce. I've been looking for this comic for... over a year now.

:U

>>11213774
What about marriage? I am not arguing that this is a bad thing, it is just that egalitarianism is sexual relationships is rather rare.

>>11213805
No we just shouldn't rape people.

>>11213839
That was rather straightforward. I approve.

>>11213839
But, as I have repeated myself for a hundred times, if the woman actually enjoys it? Also, what about many men who cannot attract a partner? Are they to be punished with sexless lives just because of bad luck?

>>11213838
Marriage is a beta male thing to make sure his woman only has his children and trades protection for sex. Alphas don't need a contract to get poon.

>>11213885
Wait, are you arguing for rape?

>>11213805
>You are essentially undermining the trend toward sexual freedom that has occurred in the past few decades.
Like many modern conceits, this is less of an awakening and more of a lapse.

Sex didn't become consequence-free with the birth control pill, and it didn't with the latex condom either, people just like to pretend it did.

Enjoy your herpes epidemic.

>But, as I have repeated myself for a hundred times, if the woman actually enjoys it?

ORGASM DOES NOT EQUAL ENJOYMENT

AROUSAL IS NOT CONSENT

LEARN TO SYMPATHETIC SYSTEM FAGGOT

>>11213885
>what about many men who cannot attract a partner? Are they to be punished with sexless lives
yes

>>11213885
>if the woman actually enjoys it?
You wouldn't know until after you violated her, it is not an acceptable risk to infringe upon someone like that.
>Also, what about many men who cannot attract a partner? Are they to be punished with sexless lives just because of bad luck?
Yes. Although I find it unlikely as there are more women than men in any age group unless artificially culled. He might have to settle for an ugly women though.

>>11213941
You're that misandrous tiefling bard, aren't you?

Rape is fun on both the giving and receiving ends!

>>11213931

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CORNERED YOU IN A DARK ALLY AND STARTED SPOONFEEDING YOU YOUR MOST FAVORITE DESSERT

HUH

HUH??

>>11213969
I'm that what?

>>11213929
Pandemic.

LRN2PATHOLOGY

Only one in ten men is doable by female standards of physical attractiveness and maybe one in a hundred are hot.

>>11213999
As a hot man, I like those odds!

>>11213999

[citation needed]

>>11213977
There's more to sex than just orgasm. Even pleasurable rape would not provide desirable intimacy.

I want nothing more to be a hot man, it is like being an attractive woman except you get respect and stay good looking until your fifties.

>>11214061
It's why women go for feelings, status and wealth, not many attractive men out there.

>>11214098
>except you get respect
Last time I checked,"prettyboy" was an insult.

>>11214120

Oh, are we defining doable as "I'd have sex with him just because he's good-looking"? Because then I'm totally on board with >>11213999.

>>11214098
Not really. For instance, you can't just go out and wait for people to approach you until you like one. You still have to go out there and approach people yourself. Actually being physically attractive only makes success with women moderately easier.

Also, you can't take a birth control pill yourself, and if there is a pregnancy, you have no option to abort it or give it up for adoption, and will be held responsible for it for the rest of your life.

>>11214146
Pretty, honestly is usually thrown out by men who are losers who feel threatened. I don't think it holds you back in anyway.

>>11214195
>Also, you can't take a birth control pill yourself
You can wear a condom. Besides, why would you have sex with someone you don't trust to be honest about birth control?

>Actually being physically attractive only makes success with women moderately easier.
But it skyrockets the quality of women who you can date. You can date the fabled sane, smart and pretty women.

>>11214273
come on, those dont exist.

>>11214273
>the fabled sane, smart and pretty women.
You mean the ones who, due to childhood social pressures, are unlikely to share our hobbies?

>>11214244
Condoms break. Condoms come off. Condoms get slipped off by girls looking for a meal ticket under the pretense of some manual stimulation. Condoms get picked out of the garbage and turned inside out into the exact spot you didn't want to deposit your load.

I have had at least three of these four things happen to me, and the fourth one is a lot more common than you might expect.

God help you if you think that being a handsome, financially secure, careful man means you can enjoy a diverse, consequence-free sex life.

>>11214295

I thought I met one once. Turns out it was a guy in a dress.

>>11214321
Why are you having sex with women who do this?

>>11214324
I thought I met one once, but I got to her house and she had more than three cats.

>>11214336
That's the thing: you never know which women will, until they do.

>>11213977
I would be confused and frightened as to why a large man just accosted me and began randomly feeding me apple pie.

>>11214317
So? You can trade hobbies, you try hers she tries yours.

>>11214342

Did you do the deed anyways?

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.

>>11214351
If you can't tell before you have sex with them then you aren't waiting long enough before having sex.

>>11213561
By modern standards of sadism it is a sadistic act. You're intentionally causing intense mental harm to another person.

>>11214321
They would probably do it even if you were a handsome broke NEET just to keep you around.

>>11214366
Let me try again.
You mean the ones who, due to childhood social pressures, are unlikely to ever be interested in our hobbies?

>>11214395
Some times you never get to see the crazy until you do the deed no matter how long you waited, same way unknown crazy can come out in break ups and divorces.

>>11214317
They're likely to be nerdy (see: smart) in other ways, though. E.g. history geek, etc.

>>11214321
>the fourth one is a lot more common than you might expect.
...no.

It... it really isn't.

>>11214413
Again, so?
Even if she thinks they are silly doesn't mean you can't date.

>>11214433
Whatever helps you sleep at night, slut.

>>11214401
>By modern standards of sadism it is a sadistic act. You're intentionally causing intense mental harm to another person.
That's not "modern standards of sadism". Sadism is causing pain for pain's sake, not mere depraved indifference to the pain of another.

>>11214481
Why would you want to date someone you can't share your interests with?

>>11214527
Uh. Hopefully you're a well-developed person who has more interests than just D&D and 40k.

"War is not about who is right. It's about who is left. So judge me if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."

>>11214465
When girls want to get pregnant, they find a way regardless of what you do to prevent it (short of not having sex with them), and recovering semen from recently used condoms is an effective, easily concealed way.

>>11214527
I would hope you have interest outside of playing imagination with a small group of friends, you could share those.

>>11214565
But it really isn't more common than I think.

>>11212548
>>11213817

Seconded.

>>11214527
>Why would you want to date someone you can't share your interests with?
Why would you care whether your girlfriend plays RPGs?

Hobbies are a very small, very individual part of life, which are more usually a way to get away from the wife than a thing to share with her.

>>11214565
At least you have women who want to spawn your offspring.

>>11214540
>>11214573
Let me be more specific.
Why would you want to date someone who is not interested in your favorite pastime?

>>11214623
I wouldn't want to date someone who isn't interested in sex.

>>11214623
>Why would you want to date someone who is not interested in your favorite pastime?
Presumably because she is warm and smells nice and makes interesting noises when touched in the right places.

>>11214615
>Hobbies are a very small, very individual part of life
Hobbies are the things you do because they are fun and make you happy. I would say they are what makes life worthwhile.

>>11214667
...how much time a week do you spend on gaming?

A pastime is just a pastime... it's just something you do to pass the time when nothing important is going on.

Trust me, if you had to give up your favorite pastime for the rest of your life, but you got a beautiful girlfriend who loves you and wants your dick, you would not feel like you lost out in the exchange.

Beginning of thread
>my girlfriend does calligraphy!
end of thread
>What if we rape a control group of the population, for SCIENCE

never change /tg/

>This thread

>>11214623
If she isn't asking me to give it up and is otherwise grand company I see reason not sharing a hobby is a prerequisite.

>>11214706

The night is young, and the thread is not yet over. Stay a while and listen.

>>11213910
Sort of.

>>11213941
>>11213958
So, you prove my point. Why is rape, even if the victim enjoys it, is considered cruel, but having some men never be allowed to have sex is perfectly ok?

>>11214744
What is the record for most full topic changes in a thread? (without lolrandom)

>>11214759
extrapolate the two situations towards the society they would create if they were universal
one is loathsome, one is what we have now

see the difference

>>11214759
Because you're the most obvious troll.

BTW, having something jammed in you hurts. Physically. Wouldn't your argument apply to men raping men, too?

>>11214760
The most I experienced were around 5

>>11214759
...because one is forcing something on someone and the other isn't. DURRRRRR.

>>11214759
The solution is legal prostitution.

>>11214786
That's just the way the god-board rolls.

>>11214759
>Why is rape, even if the victim enjoys it, is considered cruel,
It is not considered cruel if the victim enjoys it. However, orgasm is not enjoyment, and even if it is not considered cruel, it is still considered a crime.

>but having some men never be allowed to have sex is perfectly ok?
The fact is that this is never the case. There are always ways to secure consent with some woman, such as by paying a prostitute.

Anyway, "having no opportunity to" is not the same as "not being allowed to".

So if your favorite pastime is rape, why would you go out with a girl who only enjoys calligraphy?

>>11214778
I am not a troll. I really do believe that women can enjoy being raped. Just because most modern Westerners don't hold this view, doesn't mean no one else does.

>>11214797
>>11214777
How isn't the current method forced on people? Additionally, is our current system, in which many men are forced to go sexless really more fair than a system in which women are allowed to have orgasms, even if they are raped?

ITT: someone compares being a virgin to being a rape victim.

Oh, 4chan. You so crazy. I wonder why there aren't more women here, though?

>>11214903
>I am not a troll. I really do believe that women can enjoy being raped.
It's really, really unlikely.

>How isn't the current method forced on people?
If you're born poor, that sucks. Doesn't mean you get to steal stuff.

>Additionally, is our current system, in which many men are forced to go sexless really more fair than a system in which women are allowed to have orgasms, even if they are raped?
Yes. It's not like you can't wank, bro.

>>11214903
> Additionally, is our current system, in which
>many men are forced to go sexless really more
>fair than a system in which women are allowed
>to have orgasms, even if they are raped?

>>11214903
Would I get to rape you? I'm gay and a virgin.

Women want to be raped by handsome doctors.

>>11214903
Just... stop posting. And kill yourself.

>>11214949
You're a gairgin?

>>11214835
Orgasm, by definition is enjoyable. Also, prostitution is illegal, because they say it is exploitative. It is also compared to rape.

>>11214856
>Implying that I am OP.

>>11214903
>I am not a troll
Yes, you are, troll.

>>11214938

HOLY FUCK I CLOSED THIS THREAD 2 AND A HALF HOURS AGO TO GO WATCH CONAN THE BARBARIAN WITH MY DAD AND THIS THREAD IS ON THE FRONT PAGE?

will have to read now and find out what the fuck you guys are still talking about, though i assume it's related to rape and orgasms.

>Also, prostitution is illegal, because they say it is exploitative. It is also compared to rape.
Illegal prostitution is exploitative, feminist argue over legal prostitution.

>>11214903

You have your definitions mixed up. A woman can enjoy being controlled, dominated, and/or directed into sexual acts.

Rape is by definition sex that is against the will, desire, and intent of the victim.

Enjoyment entails a necessary willful acceptance or embrace of the enjoyed event.

Ergo, rape cannot be enjoyed because it is against the will of the victim.

I don't deny a girl could enjoy/get a thrill from having a stranger accost her and force himself on her. I don't think that's even as uncommon as most would expect. But it isn't rape in those situations.


TL;DR Rape is defined as sex you did not want nor enjoy.

>>11215021
No, it's just sex you didn't agree to.

INB4 IS RAPING A PROSTITUTE SHOPLIFTING

>>11211350
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better."

>>11214976
>Orgasm, by definition is enjoyable.
No. By definition it is pleasurable, which does not mean you enjoy it. Furthermore, even if you enjoy the orgasm, that does not mean you enjoy the entire experience in which it happens.

>Also, prostitution is illegal, because they say it is exploitative.
Prostitution is legal as long as you go to where it is legal. In many places it is only public solicitation of prostitution that is illegal, and there is no actual law against privately agreeing to exchange sex for money with a female escort, who can publicly advertise her "female company" or "companionship" services.

>>11215030
PUNCHING A BOXER ISN'T ASSAULT
IT'S GIVING HIM FREE PRACTICE

Oh hey, I did a little calligraphy this year in Art class.

My quote was:

"I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds." by Oppenheimer.

>>11214988
>I am not a troll
>Yes, you are, troll.
>Trolls.

>>11214949
Provided you use a condom and let me fuck you in return, I guess. I am not gay though.

>>11214932
1) How am I trolling? I do not believe in modern Western gender roles. Since I believe what I say, how can I be a troll.

2) If the theft left some cash behind, would that be still a bad thing?

3) A person can wank, but he is still a virgin who will never experience the pleasure of sex, which is a human need.

>>11215041
"I am become Darth, Destroyer of Worlds."
-- Anakin Skywalker

>>11215068
You can be both sincere and a troll.
Like right now!

Sometimes I troll /tg/ by talking about this campaign I run which takes place in a genderswapped Victoriana fantasy campaign where the party are all swashbuckling Mithra actresses. It is 100% sincere. It is also 100% trolling.

>>11215039
pleasure is practically synonymous with enjoyability.

>>11215016
>HOLY FUCK I CLOSED THIS THREAD 2 AND A HALF HOURS AGO TO GO WATCH CONAN THE BARBARIAN WITH MY DAD AND THIS THREAD IS ON THE FRONT PAGE?

Prepare to get your mind blown

>>11215068
>2) If the theft left some cash behind, would that be still a bad thing?
Yes.

>3) A person can wank, but he is still a virgin who will never experience the pleasure of sex, which is a human need.
It's not a human need. Food is a human need. Water is a human need. Air is a human need. Sex is not a human need. You don't need it.

>>11215102
I will shoot you up with heroin.

>>11215068
Then you should probably GTFO modern Western society.

>>11215126
Then why do we have sex drives? Sex is necessary. Just because we don't die from a lack of it does not mean that it is healthy to deny it.

>>11215102
The physical sensation of pleasure and enjoyment are distinct things. You can fail to enjoy pleasure if you are distracted or in pain.

If you like chocolate, its flavor will always be pleasurable, but you will still not enjoy a piece of chocolate when it is shoved in your mouth as your pet dog is shot in front of you.

>>11215171
>Then why do we have sex drives?
We evolved them.
>Sex is necessary.
For what?

>Just because we don't die from a lack of it does not mean that it is healthy to deny it.
It means it isn't a need.

ITT: someone willfully fails to realize how awful being raped is.

Good troll: makes one post, provokes a hundred angry posts, half of the people who read it laugh at how clever the troll is, how stupid the trolled are.

Poor troll: makes a hundred posts, provokes a hundred exasperated posts, everybody who reads it is annoyed at how stupid the troll is.

>>11215126
Companionship is a need. Being kidnapped doesn't actually physically harm you. Does that mean it should be OK to kidnap people?

>>11215162
You could say that about any person that does not like the society that they live in. For example, democracy activists, gtfo out of China. For example.

Not that I support democracy in China, but still, it is your logic.

>>11215173
Rape does not involve murdering anyone

>>11215220
Yet they both provoked hundreds of replies....

>>11215230
>Companionship is a need.
wat

>>11215245
Humans are social creatures. We have a need for companionship.

>>11215255
>Humans are social creatures.
yes
>We have a need for companionship.
no

>>11215232

Neither does shooting a dog.

>>11215238
If wasting an equal amount of the time of random strangers on the internet for the amount of time you spend to accomplish this seems like a victory to you, this is basically proclaiming your gross inferiority to them and your incredibly low expectations for what you can achieve with your life.

ITT: people on /tg/ will argue with ANYTHING.

>>11215185
It is still a need. Without sex, people are driven insane.

>>11215215
ITT: someone willfully fails to realize how pleasurable getting an orgasm is.

>>11215230
That was what I was kind of arguing. Rape does involve Kidnapping. Just as long as the kidnapping is made to be as humane as possible.

>>11215313
> Without sex, people are driven insane.

>>11215313
>It is still a need.
No, it isn't. It's a want.

>Without sex, people are driven insane.
This is not true of sane people. Plenty of people die virgins and don't go crazy.

>ITT: someone willfully fails to realize how pleasurable getting an orgasm is.
I've had orgasms that weren't really pleasurable at all. If something awful is being done to you, your body orgasming won't make it better.

>That was what I was kind of arguing. Rape does involve Kidnapping. Just as long as the kidnapping is made to be as humane as possible.
So, uh, I guess it's OK to kidnap you and lock you in my basement so I can talk to you, as long as I feed you and shit.

>>11215313
>Without sex, people are driven insane.
Prove it.

>ITT: someone willfully fails to realize how pleasurable getting an orgasm is.
An orgasm isn't necessarily pleasurable. Even without violation, orgasms can be very weak.

>>11215313
So all those celibate monks living in peaceful meditation and reflection are all batshit insane?

>>11215313
>without sex, people would be driven insane.
>It should be OK to kidnap people.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS ARGUING WITH THIS ASPIE. WHY.

>>11215280
Perhaps I should have said that it doesn't involved trying to kill someone or something. Shooting the dog does physical damage, which cannot be ignored

>>11215313
>Without sex, people are driven insane.

No, really, what's the point? Either he's an incredibly persistent troll, or he's an utter aspie, or he's a total sociopath. Either way, what's the point?

>>11215426
>Either he's an incredibly persistent troll, or he's an utter aspie, or he's a total sociopath. Either way, what's the point?
The entertainment he delivers us?

>>11215351
>>11215369

If sex wasn't a need, then why do people have sex, or at least seek it. I hear on the news that there was a guy who went on a shooting spree because he couldn't get laid since 1992.

An orgasm that isn't pleasure is not an orgasm at all. In any case, orgasm isn't necessary to enjoy sex, as I am sure you are aware.

>>11215456
>If sex wasn't a need, then why do people have sex, or at least seek it.
People do and seek LOTS of things that aren't needs. That's completely illogical.

>I hear on the news that there was a guy who went on a shooting spree because he couldn't get laid since 1992.
He was a psycho.

>An orgasm that isn't pleasure is not an orgasm at all.
Yes, it is.

>>11215374
>So all those celibate monks living in peaceful meditation and reflection are all batshit insane?
Yeah. Bad example.

>>11215456
>I hear on the news that there was a guy who went on a shooting spree because he couldn't get laid since 1992.
That's not the reason he went on a shooting spree.

>>11215456
>orgasm isn't necessary to enjoy sex
That's what I keep telling my girlfriend! Maybe you can talk some sense into her.

>An orgasm that isn't pleasure is not an orgasm at all.

I SAY AGAIN: LEARN ABOUT THE SYMPATHETIC NERVOUS SYSTEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>I hear on the news that there was a guy who went on a shooting spree because he couldn't get laid since 1992.
HAHAHA HE BELIEVES WHAT HE HEARD ON THE TV NEWS

>An orgasm that isn't pleasure is not an orgasm at all.
By this logic food I don't like the taste of is not actually food.

I like that /tg/ is just casually arguing with this guy.

But the moment feminists are even mentioned, FFFFFFFFFFF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>11215471
Sex is still a need. Why do people get horny? They do need to have sex.

As for the aforementioned person who went on a shooting spree, haven't you considered that he probably went insane due to the lack of sex?

Again, orgasms are the peak of sexual pleasure, so I do not get the idea that orgasms may not be pleasurable.

>>11215484
According to Nightline (on ABC), yes it was.

>>11215559
>Sex is still a need
Your DEFINITION of needs seems a little off..

Rape is one of the most evil things you can do to a girl.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go fap to pictures of animu girls getting raped, because fantasy is totally different to reality.

>>11215559
>Sex is still a need.
No, it isn't. You obviously don't know what a "need" is.

>Why do people get horny? They do need to have sex.
That isn't logical. People crave chocolate, sometimes, but they don't NEED it. Sometimes people. Wanting sex doesn't mean you need it.

>Again, orgasms are the peak of sexual pleasure, so I do not get the idea that orgasms may not be pleasurable.
Then you should learn what an orgasm actually is, biologically. I've had some really weak orgasms. It's more like scratching an itch than pleasure.

>>11215529
By your logic orgasms you don't like are still orgasms.

>>11215570
>According to Nightline (on ABC), yes it was.
No, according to them that's what the guy said. Lots of other people haven't been laid since 1992, but they don't go on shooting sprees.

>>11215596
They are.

>>11215611
> Lots of other people haven't been laid since 1992, but they don't go on shooting sprees.

Gee, just imagine ....

>>11215588
according to http://www.answers.com/topic/orgasm

or·gasm (ôr'găz'əm)

n.

1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
2. A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.
------------------------

This is exactly what I said. Orgasms are the peak of sexual pleasure.

>>11215559
It is more likley he was insane and that is why he couldn't get sex.
Short of being CWC you could get laid with consent if that as your only goal and every thing you did was to achieve that goal, in short order.

>>11215645
>I can't read, and don't understand what dictionaries are for.

>>11215657
Why should I have to try that hard when rape is so much more convenient?

>>11215691
Because not everything you want in life is right there and waiting for you, kid.

>345 posts and 27 image replies omitted.


:O

>>11215698
Well, the bitch in my basement is, so what's your point?

>>11215659
Which would have been true, except for the fact that I have understood the denotation of what an orgasm is.

>>11215635
>>11215661
Thank you for proving my point.

>>11215709
That you'll never amount to anything.

>>11215709
What does the female dog in your basement have to do with anything, zoophile?

>>11215717
>Thank you for proving my point.
Then you just admitted that orgasms are not pleasurable by definition and you can have an orgasm you dont like.

>>11215784
I should have orgasms that you don't WANT.

>>11215801
correction: I should have said: orgasms that you don't WANT.

Sorry about that.

Well after reading the whole thread, i have come to the conclusion that I might need to make another thread.

Though the few responses I did get were pretty interesting. I'm also thinking of taking something from Sun Tzu.

Also, I'd like to point out that in over 300 posts, you guys have been arguing with one weaboo moron.

srs bsns

>>11215801
>I should have orgasms that you don't WANT.
So you support your right to rape, then.

>>11215873
Well, duhhh. That what I have been arguing for the past 10 hours.