>Team
>Corporal Hal Emmerich: An old squad mate of yours, you trust Hal to watch your back, and he trusts you with his life. Quite the bro, it seems.

>Private Sheila Taggardt: Driver of the Scot Salamander "Evaline". Useful in that regard, and not that bad looking either.

>Inventory:
Short Pattern M-G standard Lasgun
Autopistol
Bayonet
Standard issue lamp-pack (Currently fixed to the end of your Lasgun using adhesive tape)
Shotgun
>Fully loaded + 50 shells
Heavy Bolter
>100 rounds. To be attached to Evaline
Lascannon
>To be attached to/carried on Evaline
Missile Launcher
>3 Krak missiles, 5 frag missiles. To be attached to/ carried on Evaline.

>>12350413
pretty sure that inventory also contains as many LHO sticks as I Can Smoke

>>12350422
>I thought that was a given :P
>Good to see you back BTW

"Smoker?" Hal asks, sounding slightly nervous.

"Yeah?" You respond, raising an eyebrow and putting a Lho stick in you mouth, before reaching for your lighter. "What is it?"

"Well, you just said 'Let's Rock.' Before spacing out for a minute, sir."

"Oh." You reply, lighting your Lho. "Well, we know where we're going. We should get moving. You got the heavies in yet?"

"Yes sir!" Sheila shouts, as she heaves the final box of ammunition, namely the one holding the missiles for the missile launcher, into the back of the Salamander.

Ok then, the order of the day aught to be to maneuver the salamander cautiously towards those coordinates, crossing fingers that the sight of them fills us with hope.

>>12350366
Sheila needs to take her helmet off and show us her ears. She might be an Eldar in disguise. Failing that, we will see her beautiful hair.

Here we go

>>12350465
As you sit down and strap yourself in in the passenger seat up front, Sheila straps herself in behind the controls. Whilst you're usually fairly unflappable and stoic, the sight of Sheila's face as she starts up Evaline terrifies you beyond all belief.

"Strap in tight everyone. We're going there fast, and we're not stopping for anything short of the Emperor himself."

"Smoker?" Hal shouts from the back. "I'm scared."

>Inglorious Bump #1

>Listen not to the Alien, look not upon the Alien, speak not to the Alien!

After a very bumpy ride, you arrive at the co-ordinates.

But the sight you see is anything from hope-inspiring. About ten bodies are scattered in the clearing, all of them with the markings of the 12th Jourian Dragoons.

However, what intrigues you is the fact that not all the bodies seem to have been attacked by Eldar. There are other, more explosive bullet holes in other bodies.

Looks like you have more to worry about than just Eldar.

>Inglorious Bump #2

>Serve the Emperor Today, for tomorrow you may be dead.

Scrounge for survivors, naturally. Pay only nominal attention to what weapons they're carrying. A more interesting find would be a master vox

>>12350569
You check the bodies for any survivors...

>Roll 1d10 for what you find.

>Inglorious Bump #3

rolled 6 = 6

Rollan for quest.

>Not that busy today, eh?

"It's quiet, too quiet."

Hayter smokes some more, atmospherically.

He's pretty sure Sheila isn't a xenos. He thinks he would have noticed if her jawline was broader than his.

rolled 2 = 2

>>12350629
You muse about the strange silence. There's a definate feel of loss and death in the air.

You don't find any survivors, but you do get to take a closer look at the wounds. Only two of the bodies seem to have been killed by Eldar. The others seem to have been killed with Solid-Projectile weapons, and some of them looked like they were hacked to death with some sort of cleaver.

Say to the others ``I think something other than eladar killed these men be wary, and remember The emperor protects``

>Inglorious Bump #4

how do you roll

>>12350667
"Hal. Sheila. Be on your guards. Something other than the Eldar killed these men."

"The Emperor protects." Hal intones, looking slightly grey.

"Emperor on Earth. What could do such a thing?" Sheila asks, clearly worried.

"I have some ideas, but... Well, let's just be careful."

>Inglorious bump #5

>Inglorious Bump #6.

>Not a great night for Questan.

rolled 6 = 6

>>12350723
I think people are waiting for you to give us the results of the search man.

>>12350413
in part 1 we also found a Long-Las

>>12350740
>Well, I already said you found no survivors, but...

>6
As you check the bodies, one of them grabs your wrist. "They were huge..." the body says, pulling itself up slightly, clearly on his deathbed. "Huge, muscled... And the noise... The noise..." As these words escape his lips, his eyes roll into the back of his head, and his eyelids drop.

"Hal!" You shout.

"Yes Smoker?" He shouts in reply.

"You got your entrenching tool?"

"Of course sir."

"Then let's get digging. We have graves to dig."
As you dig the graves, you think to yourself about what could have caused the horrible wounds that killed these men.

>>12350764
>Shit, I knew I forgot something. My bad.

>Inglorious Bump #7

rolled 21 = 21

>>12350648
>Fuck yea, Guardsman quest, the last one petered out
>The others seem to have been killed with Solid-Projectile weapons, and some of them looked like they were hacked to death with some sort of cleaver
Goddammit, every fucking quest, THEY show up.
Ok, take 10 minutes to bury the dead, no more.
Also, what's a salamnader look like?

rolled 45 = 45

>>12350811
Also, LOOT BODIES, GET SHIT.
While it's inglorious and perhaps disrespectful of the fallen, we need everything we can. A new charge pack would be real fucking nice.

>>12350811
>They're not quite what you think.

You bury the dead, and say a short prayer for their souls.

The Salamander is a standard green scout affair. Built on the Chimera chassis, it is optimised for speed and manouvreability at the cost of weapons and armour.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

>>12350844
You buried the bodies with their las-guns, but took their spare ammo and rations. They weren't going to need them, and they'd be of more use if you had them.

rolled 45 = 45

>>12350862
>bullshit, unless it's the OTHER thing I think
Also, loot shit, man.
>>12350864
You secure that shit, anon.

>>12350911
>And what would that other thing be?

>Inglorious Bump #8

rolled 9 = 9

>>12350926
>a sekret
Give us a new ammo count, than continue on.
Were we heading to the last known major Imperial base?
I think we should head there, if only to confirm shit has happene.d

>>12350968
We now have a total of 18 charge packs, as many of them were damaged beyond repair during the battle. We also have 15 more Autopistol clips.

>Inglorious Bump #9

>Inglorious Bump #10

>Fast moving board.

rolled 85 = 85

>>12351016
You herd, man. Head to the last known Imperial military stronghold.
Has to be a firebase around somewhere....

Bamf

>>12351037
>*Facepalm* I am being an idiot tonight.

"Well, we've done all we can do here." You say out loud, to nobody in particular. "Hal, Sheila, we're heading off."

"Smoker," Hal asks, "where to? We were all supposed to meet up here."

"Well, there has to be another command centre somewhere. We're probably just out of range of their vox." You reason. "Sheila, you think you can get us there?"

"You mean can I get us three to a supposed command centre that we don't even know exists? Sure, don't see why not." She replies, her tone dripping with sarcasm.

rolled 16 = 16

>>12351076
>grouse audibly at her
>also, OP, it's good manners to wait about 5 minutes before bumping
>some of us type real slow

>>12351098
>Yeah, I know, I seem to have caught a case of the Stupid today. Sorry.

You make some sort of growl at her, which may have consisted of words, but might not have.

Once again, you all pile in the Salamander and begin off again. Next stop: Command centre!

>>12351134

Attempt to make small talk. Ask if anyone's got some chewing gum or cigarettes. Bug the pilot.

>>12351165
You futilely attempt to make small talk with Hal and Sheila. You would ask if they have any Lho sticks, but you have so many it would be a stupid question to ask.

You also ask Sheila if you're there yet, but after the first time she causes you to smack into the dashboard you stop.

rolled 39 = 39

>>12351165
>got smokes already
>all outta gum
>YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LEADS
Also, make sure weapons are loaded, cleaned and prepped for shit to happen.
Then make small talk.

>David Hayter
So wait, we're Solid Snake?!

>>12351182
>Holy shit, did not realise.

You check your weapons, clean them and then wait for stuff to happen.

Then you make small talk.

rolled 84 = 84

>>12351212
>Then you make small talk.
>and apparently fail at it
Do we have any maps or intel at all, or were we just grunts expected to live anywhere from 6 seconds to 6 hours?

>>12351229

Whisper sweet-nothingness to my lasgun. Don't mind if anyone else notices.

>>12351229
>We're just grunts. However...

"Sir, we got something on the vox." Sheila reports.

"Holy shit, what is it?" Hal exclaims, scrambling up to the front of the Salamander.

"It's saying that there's some civilians that have gathered some other survivors and are taking care of them."

"What do we do Smoker?" Hal asks, turning to you.

"What do you mean, sir?" Sheila interrupts, confused and angry. "They have survivors. We have to go to them."

"What if it's a trap?" Hal counterpoints. "Well Smoker, it's up to you."

>WHAT DO WE DO?

"Politely" ask Sheila to hurry the hell up, then bug her some more.

rolled 34 = 34

>>12351274
Ask Hal is he has a better idea, rather than driving around, wasting promethium.
Drive a few clicks near the destination, disembark and move in on foot, quietly.

>>12351274

"What do we look like? A fucking meat wagon? Let 'em walk it off."

...

"Hah, I'm just fucking around with you. Let's get 'em"

Catface.

>>12351274

'Let's go get them. Beats wandering anyway.'

*puff*

>>12351307
>>12351309
"If there's a chance there're survivors, we have to go Hal." You say after a minute of deliberation.

"Okay sir. But don't you come crying to me when we're being shot at by Eldar or Tau or whatever." Hal says, clearly slightly put off.

"Sheila, head us towards the signal. But we'll head there on foot. Be sneaky, y'know?" You grin.

"Yes sir." Sheila replies, grinning, before turning round and sticking her tongue out at Hal.

>>12351339
You head towards the signal for about an hour, before disembarking, tuning into the vox signal with your comm-beads.

"This is Sargent David Hayter of the Jourian 12th Dragoons. We are coming to pick up the survivors of our squad. How many are there?" You say, interrupting the repeating message, being spoken by a thoroughly bored individual.

"Oh! Sir, this is James Higgins. We have two wounded individuals from your division here, waiting for extraction. What's your ETA?" The voice responds

"ETA 15 minutes." You respond.

>Roll 1d10.

>>12351339

'Chain of command, girl. Stop that.'

Grin at both of them. Well. The thing is, we should take a comms bead and then Hal and us disembark a short distance from the spot. We then make it there on foot.

If it's friendly, Salamander comes in. If it's not, Evaline runs in screaming, all guns at go.

rolled 8 = 8

>>12351385

There you go.

Ask the person to identify himself, incidentally.

>>12351392
>8
>Good. Trust me, less than a 5 would NOT have been good.

Switching the comm-bead to a different frequency, you talk to Sheila, back with Evaline. "Sheila, the moment you hear something funny going on, you come in with Evaline, okay?"

"Understood sir." She replies, clearly taking this seriously.

You arrive at the source of the signal, a seemingly normal civilian domicile, bizarrely situated in the middle of nowhere. As you ponder this, you knock on the door, Corporal Hal standing next to the door, Lasgun in hand.

>>12351430
The figure that opens the door is an elderly, raven haired gentleman. Dressed in a smart black suit, and wearing a pair of glasses, he looks very much like a doctor.

"Mr James Higgins I assume?" You ask the elderly gentleman.

"That would be me, yes." The elderly man replies, sounding somewhat irritated.

"I believe you have two men that belong to me, Mr Higgins." You state, sounding slightly more gruff than usual. If he's gonna be snippy, you'll get gruff.

"One man, Sargent." The man replies.

"One? I thought you said-" You start, but are cut off.

"One MAN. One Woman. Two soldiers." He states matter of factly. Well, you didn't see this coming.

>>12351509
The two soldiers, each one with a few bandages in place, come out. The male soldier, a clean-shaven, flint-eyed young man with the markings of a Corporal. This might be a problem, you think to yourself.

The woman, on the other hand, seems... Off. Raven haired, piercing blue eyes and a considerable bust, never the less something about her unnerves you.

"What are your names Soldiers?" You ask them.

>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

rolled 17 = 17

>>12351570
>guy is Lucious Keldo
>girl is Katy Perry

>>12351585
"Corporal Lucious Keldo, /sir/." The man replies. Ohshit. He's seen that you aren't really a Sargent. This could get messy.

"Private Katy Perry, reporting for duty Sir." The woman smiles. You notice quite how appealing her lips look...

rolled 5 = 5

>>12351570

The girl is... off? Ask Hal if he feels the same way. Quietly.

Ask how they managed to get rescued. Are there still Eldar out around here? When were the two secured?

rolled 51 = 51

>>12351610
>"Private Katy Perry, reporting for duty Sir." The woman smiles. You notice quite how appealing her lips look...
>YEA~

rolled 40 = 40

>>12351612
>>12351612
This.

>>12351612
"Thank you very much Mr. Higgins. We'll take these two with us." You smile, Lho-stick bobbing as you talk.

"Thank you very much Sargent. These two have been nothing but trouble." He sighs.

"Evaline this is Smoker do you copy?" You speak into the Comm-Bead.

"Evaline coming in for extraction Smoker over and out." Sheila replies, and over the Comm you can hear the engine revving into action.

"Hal?" You sub-vocalise, "Is it just me or is that woman a bit... Off?"

"What do you mean sir?" Hal sub-vocalises back.

"Something about her just seems a bit off is all." You reply.

"Don't know what you're on about Smoker."

>>12351612

This, and also ask James what he intends to do now. Thank him for his services.

... I'm not sure if we should take him with us, though.

>>12351692

What are the nature of their injuries, by the way? Get Hal to assist Sheila, and then ask James what he meant by trouble.

'We need as much info about this latest incursion as we can, Mr. Higgins. Big things, I think, hang in the balance.'

>>12351727
>>12351695
"Thank you for your services sir. I must inquire, what are you going to do now? You could be in great danger, as many of our division have already been killed." You inquire.

"I'm going to stay here. If they haven't come for me yet, they might not come for me at all."

"If you say so sir. Also, what kind of trouble did these two cause? If I may ask."

"Well, Sargent, these two would not stop asking me what I was doing. You'd think soldiers would think better than to ask questions whilst a man is extracting a bullet from a man's side, but apparently not." He replies, giving Private Katy the evil eye.

>>12351751

Raise the issue of Katy being 'off' to James as well. Does he feel the same way? I mean other than the great figure and the incessant annoying questions.

Also, ask to see the bullet. Bullet? From an Eldar? That sounds odd. Maybe there is information to be had there.

>>12351796
Seconded.

>>12351796

this.

also, talk to katy. ask her unit.

>>12351796
"Sir, do you think I could see the bullet you removed from Corporal Keldo?" You ask James.

"Of course Sargent." He responds, before retreating back to inside his house. Taking the opportunity, Keldo grabs you by the collar and heaves you against the side of the house.

"Who the fuck are you and why are you saying you're a fucking Sargent, Corporal?" He says through gritted teeth.

>OHSHIT, WAT DO?

>>12351854
"It's a brevet promotion. Calm down. We can't be at each others throats while there's still enemy about. And if you don't like my leadership style, we can figure out who's superior to whom when we find some place secure!"

>>12351869
>Hey Weasel! Good to see you back.

"Listen Corporal. I gave myself a little brevet promotion when I discovered that I was one of the few survivors. If you wanna argue about it, I suggest we do it when there aren't civilians around." You scowl, before blowing a cloud of Lho smoke in his face. He drops you, bringing his hands up to his face as he coughs, allowing Hal to draw his Bayonet and poke Keldo in the back with it.

"You touch Smoker, and I will gut you like a gorram catch of the fraking day."

rolled 33 = 33

>>12351869
This
Alternatively, allow Hal to level his weapon against him and he can see if he can outrun boolet.

"Hal, stand down. Show Keldo here the gear we acquired from the outpost. Keldo, give me a head's up if you or Perry are qualified on any of the heavy weapons or the long-las. I'm gonna finish talking with the Doc." To emphasize the finality of the order, drop smoke, smash it out with boot and walk to the Doc.

And it's good to be back, U-I.

>>12351960
"Hal, put your weapon away. Keldo, we have a Lascannon, a Heavy Bolter and a Missile launcher back in Evaline. Do you know how to use any of those? Same question to you Perry. I'm going inside to talk to the Doc. If there's any trouble out here, I will know, and I will /not/ be happy. Got it?" You growl sternly, before dropping your Lho Stick and extinguishing it with your book, turning round, and walking inside to talk with the doc.

The bullet, after analysis, seems to have come from a civilian grade autopistol. This is very, very odd.

Question the Doc further about the soldiers.

i dont mean to sidetrack this or anything but can we see katey's ears?.... just to make sure she isnt eldar or something.

I have a bad feeling about this. Head back to the truck. Brainstorm with the crew where to head next. Ask how/why they got shot with a civilian auto-pistol.

>>12352020

Huh!

Well, wait to see if either Keldo or Perry know how to use their stuff. Ask Mr. Higgins if he witnessed the attack; if not, when does he suppose it happened? If he's good enough to take a bullet out of someone safely, he can probably estimate when it went in.

Tell Hal to keep an eye on the two. Then whisper the same to Sheila, on the comm bead.

I'm not very far into the thread, but I've just got a couple of nitpicks. First, it's magazine, not clip! I know how people think it's okay either way, but they're two very different things. Besides being correct, it's also shorter to type mag! Win/win.

Second, it's spelled 'sergeant', or in vary rare cases, 'serjeant', but never 'Sargent'. Sargent is a surname.

>>12352081
I just realized Eldar are blue. ignore that post.

Anyway, it seems like there may be a chaos cult or something, question the man further (as already suggested)

>>12352122
It's been bugging me, as well. But this is the man's first quest, and I was trying to cut him a break.

Also, is it just me or has Perry said very little? That... seems odd, if she's such an inquisitive character while under Mr. Higgins' care.

Later we need to ask her and try and elicit a response. If she's hiding something, she'll give more away the more she talks. This woman unsettles us.

>>12352130

Eldar aren't blue. That's Tau. Eldar are pale.

>>12352146

It's not like pointing out his error is harming him. He can just correct himself and be on his way.

>>12352122
>vary rare cases

Fuck, I meant very.

>>12352164
Yeah, but I'm lazy, too.

>>12352164
haha, wow. thats why my name is Derp. im having a slow day. in that case check the girl's ears.

If its chaos then that gives a explens why she was so 'trouble' and the others over reaction to us

rolled 85 = 85

>>12352122
In DH, it's clip.
Yes, it is wrong, but DH is the underpinning of these threads, so it's just a ces't la vie kinda thing.
This doc is HYPER suspicious. We take him along, by force if needed.

Eh, where's the OP gone?

>captcha: unbending tudestan

>>12352091
>>12352086
>FUCK CAPTCHA ATE MY POST

As you come out, you notice that the atmosphere is significantly less tense.

"Hal, report." You growl.

"Well, Keldo here can use the Lascannon if we get a tripod. And Perry can use a LongLas."

"I'd just finished sniper training when I was shipped out Sir." Perry beams at you. As you're thinking about her lips, Evaline drives up.

"Hey Sir, these the two newbs?" Sheila says, as she pokes her head out of the door.

"I'll have you know that I outrank you Private." Keldo snarls.

"I meant new to our group, Corporal Tightass." Sheila grins, sticking her tongue out.

"There /is/ such thing as the chain of command, Private." Keldo snaps back.

"You two, shush. Everyone into Evaline. James, you sure you don't wanna come?" You ask

"I'm sure Sergeant. See you again someday." He smiles, waving you off as you close the door to the Salamander.

>What now?

>>12352214

Yes, I know in DH it is clip, but a book calling a magazine a clip doesn't make it a clip, and you seem to acknowledge this. Why intentionally say it wrong just because someone else says it wrong? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

Comment to myself about how odd this whole situation was, take a drag off my lho stick, then ask Perry and Keldo what happened to them while looking for a command post again.

>>12352273

If you're just going to be on this thread to nitpick, I'd advise you pick the nits in your own pubic hair first.

That said.

>>12352268

After we get into the vehicle, ask everyone if they have any information that could point to a new destination. Especially the two recruits. What unit are they from? Where did they come from? Were they headed somewhere - if so, where - and what instructions if any were received?

"All right, everyone, listen up. We've already been to (name of place we grabbed the truck and gear) and there was no one left. I believe that we should head to the next higher headquarters and try to link up with whatever is left. But, a good leader will take recommendations from subordinates. So, I'm all ears."

Also, give our sidearm and ammo to Keldo, saying he'll need it if he can't reload in time. Besides we've got a rifle and shotgun.

rolled 86 = 86

>>12352273
Really?
Because a lot of people are either amused by it (me) or just don't care (most others).
You get the jist of what is trying to be stated, and it's a little piece of fandom silliness that is carried along for nostalgia.
Dude, just let it go, you are really preaching to the choir at this point.
>>12352268
Time to interrogate.

>>12352310

Geeze, you know my thoughts exactly. Came here to this thread just to troll people! Yeah, but no. Is it really that hard to just correct yourself to magazine, instead of trying to justify continuing to be wrong? It's just silly.

>>12352323
>>12352310
>>12352296
As you climb into your by now familiar seat next to Sheila, you swivel round so you are facing the two new recruits to your merry little band and Hal.

"Now, you two. What company are you two from, because by the looks of things you sure as hell aren't 12th Jourian."

>WHAT COMPANY ARE THEY?

>>12352268

attach heavy bolter to evaline , along with the lascannon

>>12352334
>>12352310
Dudes. Come on. Let's not argue. Let's focus on the important thing: Wondering if Perry's wearing a bra or not.

>>12352339
salvar chemdogs

katy will suck us off for some obscura , i just know it

rolled 100 = 100

>>12352354
No, because then they will be scuzzy, Sucked off by a skeezer? No thanks.
104th Malconts.

>>12352328

And further I drag this off the topic...

I'm not simply going to let it go, because it's wrooooooong. A clip goes -into- a magazine. I don't see what's amusing about being wrong in this manner. You could fill me in on that, though. You say that most people just don't care: so why don't they just say mag instead of clip? It's shorter, and they apparently don't care which they type, and it helps avoid getting nagged at by people who know how a gun works.

rolled 13 = 13

>>12352378
And from here on, you will be ignored.
We are all well aware it is wrong, but it is an amusing wrong that really has it's root in the game system 40k quest threads are made of. May as well complain that HP doesn't represent actual injury. Have fun, guy.

>>12352378
dude, no one cares. we might as well start saying "the thing that holds bullets" because whenever we talk about clips or mags /k/ gets pissed off. we mean mag and we know we mean mag.

Gif related.

>>12352429
>>12352427

Guys, guys, guys, don't feed the troll.

As for company, well whichever. Ask them more about where they were going, I guess.

(And for god's sake don't give our sidearm to the one person who's not happy about our breveting!)

>>12352427

Except there are major differences. HP is a gameplay mechanic, one that is necessary in all sorts of games because to have an actual injury system would require a ridiculous amount of complexity that would slow the game down by a ridiculous amount. Using clip wrong is not a gameplay mechanic.

Also, clip's wrong use does not have it's roots in 40k, or DH. It pre-dates both. I also do not believe that clip is even a part of 40k, rather it's a part of Dark Heresy because the author didn't know what the fuck he was writing.

>But I'm just going to ignore you, if I do that then I can pretend that I'm not wrong in this debate!

Fedridian 8th Scouts

>>12352469
>I'm wrong about something, let's just call the other person a troll so I can pretend I'm right and everything will be swell. For you see, if I was wrong by very existence would be shattered and I may as well kill myself!

>>12352429
>we mean mag and we know we mean mag

So why not use the right word? We might as well just let the English language go, "we say this but we actually mean a completely different word!".

>>12352376
>Rolled a 100.
>Can't deny a man who rolled a 100.

"We're from the 104th Malconts sir. I take it from that statement that you are from the 12th Jourian Dragoons." Keldo states.

"Yes, yes we are, and since we are amazing and you suck, you will listen to us, Corporal Tightass." Sheila says flippantly.

"Well, all grandstanding aside, I have some questions for you two." You say, lighting a Lho stick. "First of all, are the rest of your company still alive?"

"No sir." Perry chimes in. "We got ambushed. As far as I know we're the only ones left."

"Damn. Okay then. Why were you shot with a civilian Autogun round Keldo? I thought we were up against Eldar." You muse.

"Eldar? No, we were attacked by the forces of Chaos. There was a cult in one of the larger towns. They attacked us in the night, and me and Perry escaped independently. As far as we know we're the only ones left, and I hardly want to go back to the town, lest we get attacked again." Keldo explains.

"Wait, Chaos /and/ Eldar? Smoker, this is bad. Very bad." Hal remarks.

"I know Hal. I know." You growl.

>What do we do now?

>>12352499
>>12352471
Dude. NOBODY CARES.

>>12352507

FUCK ME WERE ON KRONUS

alright , attach heavy bolter and lascannon to evaline then go back to that town and blow it to fuck

>>12352507

'I see. Corporal Keldo, which town is this? Also, are there any nearby settlements you know of which might be safe?'

I suppose we should give them each a comm bead as well. I don't trust them very much, but a sniper needs comms, as does a heavy weapons guy.

If we get wind of a settlement that checks out, we should head there. Cautiously.

>>12352519

u mad bro?

No, avoid any engagement we don't have to get into before we rendezvous with a larger force. Keep checking the comms, try and find a larger IG force.

>>12352562

If we're doing that, we will still need to keep ourselves mobile to avoid becoming a sitting duck. But that might require fuel... just taking note of potential problems.

Pester Sheila about her driving speed. After being violently deterred, pester Katy about the attack.

rolled 89 = 89

>>12352507
>I rolled 100??
>oh shit, I did

>>12352562
>>12352540
these

>>12352548
I don't think he is mad so much as just posting it in big letters in the off chance that the troll (for lack of a better term) might actually notice it.

Perry is CHAOS! That's why we keep staring at her lips and tits. And they escaped INDEPENDENTLY!
Also, tell them that you suspect Orks as well, the "Huge" things that hacked up the squad we discovered.
Also also, you need 2 people to operate the heavy weapon efficiently.

>>12352562

fine , fine , but attach the bolter and lascannon to evaline nonetheless

>>12352592
This... actually makes sense. Fuck.

"Pery, Keldo, I want you each to take a comm-bead out of the box there." You say, pointing at said box. "Unless you commanding officer, which would be Me, says otherwise, they are to be kept on the same frequency as us. After all, can't have our Heavy Weapons guy or our Sniper suddenly going silent on us. Also, on an unrelated note, what was the name of the town that had turned Chaos?"

"Well sir," Perry responds, "it was called Daybank."

"Well then. That's where we're headed."

>>12352619

Well, keep a clip of ammo in our pistol ready in case we need to brevet ourselves suddenly to Commissar. Always be prepared, eh?

Ask Perry how long she's been with their regiment.

>>12352592
i agree that perry might be chaos because of DEM LIPS and DAT ASS, also i agree that there may be orks in the mix, what with everyone at the the regrouping location blow the hell apart by solid ammo or hacked to bits.

now we just need necrons and tyranids....

>>12352636

>first to post
>three other people say something differant
>do what i say anyway

ahhhyeeeaa.jpg

>>12352636

Eh, we're headed there? But should we? I mean there's only five of us!

Maybe if there are other settlements that the soldiers know of instead? At least to try gathering reinforcements?

>>12352664
That there sounds like elf talk to me...you an elf boy?

Not necessarily Orks. Chaos is here. For all we know there could be some CSMs on planet.

>>12352540
This.
Also:
"Shiela, if you don't knock off that shit of you sticking out your tongue, I swear by the Emperor's left NUT that I'll have you busted down so far you'll have to dig ten miles UP to make it back to buck private!"

>>12352682
We're HALF a squad! We need more people if we're going to be effective at all.
Besides, we need to find an officer so our battlefield promotion can be made official and we can lord over Keldo with it.

>>12352651
>And Tau! Can't forget about Dem Tau.
>>12352664
"Smoker," Hal murmurs after Perry and Keldo have stopped paying attention, "why are we headed towards a known hostile territory?"

"Because we need more Promethium to fuel Evaline, and we're going to see about doing it stealthily." You reply.

You then pester Sheila about going faster. Once again you are slammed into the dashboard.

>>12352699
I think it's cute.

>>12352687
Sold shells not explosive bolter rounds. But I wouldn't rule them out...I bet its the Alpha Legion.

>>12352588

For the record, it was me, the supposed troll, that posted u mad bro. I noticed it but there's not a whole lot to debate with that, nor am I going to just leave people being wrong because someone yelled at me in caps.

You may think I am a troll, but I just want people to use English correctly. There is no reason to degrade our language into something less as time goes by. You gain absolutely nothing from using the term clip over mag. But people do it anyways. And it's becoming so widespread I'm afraid that clip will replace magazine altogether to the common person within a few generations. As more people use clip, more businesses start to use clip instead of magazine, and then more common people think it's clip because they see that. Bungie calls magazines a clip in their games that are played by millions, especially young kids. And if these people grow up thinking clip is right, and then they have children who learn that clip is right, who will know that magazine is right other than the minority that knows how a gun actually works?

So please, don't be stubborn. Think of the children sixty years from now, and make sure they speak a language that isn't infinitely more retarded and less descriptive than we speak now.

>>12352706

'Sheila, before I empty an entire CLIP into you....'

'Also, Perry, keep that clip of ammunition in your longlas. You'll be our spotter. Is there a working scope on your gun?'

I still think we shouldn't be headed back for Daybank though. Incidentally, how do the two soldiers look?

>>12352713

good point, that. of course, if there were CSM running about, we're in a considerable spot of trouble.

... well maybe we can ask the soldiers about it. if it's a cult attacked them and they managed to escape, surely they saw some.... things? reassure them that we will not report this.

Well, we DO need the Promethium. We just need to do this... carefully.

Sidenote: Lasguns of all types use charge packs, not magazines.

Team division. Perry and Keldo are fire support. Smoker and Hal are assault. Sheila is... there. Mostly driving of the salamander and fire-support from it's mounted weapons. Does that solve the heavy weapon team issues?

>>12352795

But civilian autoweapons do use magazines, which is where this discussion originated.

>>12352797

This sounds all right. Perry can do heavy weapons spotting when she's not sniping, herself.

Nonetheless Sheila might need to be careful of the two. This is... not settling.

Also, WHERE ARE WE HEADED ARE WE REALLY GOING STRAIGHT BACK TO HIT A FULL CULT?

>>12352797
>>12352752
Perry is Chaos and will shoot us in the back.
Also I don't want Keldo to shoot us either. He's not happy with our 'promotion'.

I say Perry's an Ork in disguise.

A rather sporting disguise I might add.

Quite the plot twist.

The Salamander pulls up to the outskirts of Daybank at around nightfall. As the darkness increases, you divide yourself into teams. "Perry, I want you to stay here and watch the Promethium station through the LongLas. If you see anything, tell us on the Comm Bead. We'll get out of there, Pick you up, and run for it. Keldo, you're going to be Heavy Weapons. If we can't make a run for it, we will blow up as much shit as we can that'll allow us to make a run for it. Me and Hal will take general assault, and Sheila will handle Evaline. Got all that?"

In the familiar chorus, all of the group shouts "Sir yes sir!"

"Good. Now, let's rock."

>>12352849

A Dapper Ork?

The fiend!

>Aaaand I think I'm going to end it there, as it's getting late over here and I have stuff I need to do tomorrow. I should be back on about same time tomorrow. I'll Archive this, and see you all tomorrow.

>Also, first thread where I didn't get banned! Considering this is my second thread, that's quite the achievement

>>12352834
I don't trust Perry worth a damn. With Keldo, giving him the sidearm like I said before, let's him be armed with something he can use at close range, say if his spotter turned on him. Sheila wouldn't be set up with the heavy weapons, in any case. It would be dismount, move on foot to SBF and assault positions, and if shit gets nasty, call in Evaline. Giving Keldo the sidearm is also a sign of trust.