That was my last DM

>>12475193
how did it go?

>>12475186
>>12475193
Funny; this is my current DM.

Man, i should buy a top hat. Then that would be me.

Who's this?

>>12475222
You don't know the motherfucking Fat Controller?

>>12475201

Fucking Epic. Had to play as mercenaries guarding a part of a planetary mag-lev system from raids from feral Orks. Some of the machine spirits on those tracks were a little too close to true AI for comfort.

We later found out that the local Mechanicus boys were propagating the spirits for use in virgin Battle Titans. The Mag-Lev system was a giant nursery.

GET OUT OF HERE RINGO

>>12475186
Fuck that, I *am* that GM.

>>12475222
>who's this?

>>12475222

>>12475222
Stalker, man, i like your quests and all but that guy, that guy right there, that mother fucker should be a part of your childhood burnt into your brain man.

>>12475222
perhaps this might help you

STAT HIM /tg/!

>>12475222
WTF!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!

HE'S MORE AWESOME THAN THE MONOPOLY MAN!

>>12475318
Thomas "The Tank" Engine
Warforged Fighter 20

That's all we really need to know.

sooo isnt thomas the tank engine like.. connected with autism?

If so, then totaly yeah we all should love him

>>12475342
Only in the same way that D&D is related to demonic influences in impressionable teens.

>>12475245
>Thomas the Tank Engine is a Titan Nursery

Thomas, we need you to kill the heretics. This is essential.

>>12475374

And at the end of the campaign Magus Lord Toppemhat told him that he was a Really Useful Machine.

And Thomas was content.

>>12475410

This is your next Psyker/Psionic.

>>12475410

Fuck, now I can imagine Titans stomping around and being all "Hello, James!" and "Bust my Bolters!"

... brb.

>>12475245

>>12475186
so we run a rail system and deal with lawsuits, making profit and the engines are all alive?

>>12475186
>This is your next DM

No wonder the game was so railroaded

>>12475752

>>12475752

>>12475752

that's much better then my paladin and hits of acid joke.

>>12475752

If you can get DOOMRIDER (NANANA) to facepalm, it's really lame.

Anyone know what happened to the real guy?

>>12475752

>>12475808
>>12475775
>>12475765

Man, you guys sure get steamed up alot over little things like puns.

This is your next Warforged Paladin.

>Serve the public trust.
>Protect the innocent.
>Uphold the law.
>CLASSIFIED

>>12475832
I'm really stoked by the pun you made their.

>>12475864
Why does this always happen?

>>12475436

Thomas is a Warhound Titan who works on the planet Sodor. He’s a cheeky little titan with two long legs, a short stumpy head, a shot stumpy Vulcan Mega-bolter, and a short stumpy Plasma Blastgun.

He is a fussy little titan too, always purging the heretics for the Imperium of Man to spread the word of the Emperor. He destroys their heavy tanks with his weapons, and then clears away the wreckage so the armies of the Imperium are unobstructed.

Thomas thinks that no-one else fights as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Gordon, the biggest and proudest Reaver titan of them all. Thomas likes roaring rudely at him.

“Wake up, lazyservos! Why don’t you fight hard like me!”

>>12476574

Gordon was the Largest of the Engines; he'd be Sodor's Imperator.

Henry would Warlord class, and for Sodor-pattern Reavers you're looking for engines like Edward or James.

>>12476574

Fucking brilliant.

”>>12476622

Eh, can't be bothered to correct. Makes sense, though.

>>12476574

One day, after destroying a Banelord Titan, Gordon had arrived back at the Forge very tired. He was just going to sleep, ready for repair, when Thomas came up in his cheeky way.

“Wake up, lazyservos! Do some fighting for a change! You can’t catch me!”

And off he ran, laughing. Instead of going back to sleep, Gordon thought how he could get back at Thomas.

Fucking hell!

Everything dammit!

Everything can be turned into 40K

>>12476723
>>12476622
>>12476574
I read these in Ringo Starr's Voice.
Manually.
It was awesome.

>>12476723

One day, Thomas wouldn’t wake up! His Princeps could not make him start. His power core wouldn’t activate and there was not enough oil for the Techpriest’s rituals.

It was nearly time to march out. The Imperial Guard was waiting, but the Legio Princeps wasn’t ready. They were waiting for Thomas.

At last, Thomas started. “Oh dear, oh dear,” he yawned as he strode out.

He fussed into formation, where Gordon was waiting.

“Hurry up, you,” said Gordon.

“Hurry yourself,” replied Thomas.

>>12477017

You, sir, are doing it right.

>>12477036

Gordon began making his plan.

“Yes,” he said, “I will,” and before the entire army was in formation, he strode to the head of his formation so quickly he almost banged into another titan.

“Power up your weapons, please,” he said.

Thomas usually moved ahead of the Titan legion to scout for traps and Titan-killers, but he was always given a signal first. This time, Gordon started so quickly they forgot to signal Thomas. Gordon’s chance had come.

“Come on, come on,” he boomed to the other Titans as they smote the forces of Chaos.

The Reavers went faster and faster, and Thomas was lost in a forest of legs. He wanted to stop, but he’d get trodden on! “Stop! Stop!”

>this
>entire
>fucking
>thread

>>12476574
>>12476723
>>12476723
>>12477036
>>12477223

Thomas the God-Engine? DO WANT

>>12477223

“For the Emperor,” laughed Gordon.

“You won’t get away,” sang the other Titans – it was a battle hymn, but Thomas thought they were taunting him.

Poor Thomas was running faster than he’d ever ran before. He was tired and his legs hurt him, but he had to go on.

“I shall never be the same again,” he thought sadly, “My joints will be quite worn out!”

At last, they stopped behind a range of tall hills. Thomas escaped from the gaggle of Reavers, and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next, he briefly scanned the top of the range, thinking of everyone laughing at him, and then he moved out of the way.

“Well, little Thomas,” chuckled Gordon, “now you know what fighting means, don’t you?”

Thomas couldn’t answer – he had no more breath. He just walked slowly away to rest, and have a long repair session.

He went back to the Imperial encampment very slowly, and was careful afterwards never to be cheeky to Gordon again.

++FIN++

>>12477381

Writefag here.

Sorry to double post.

Might do one about Edward or something because fuck yeah Edward.

Will sort out titan/engine comparion thing later.

Later, /tg/

YOU WILL NOT DIE ON ME

>>12477381
Oh damn you, silly Shepard.

bampin for more