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    902 KB /tg/'s Mary Sue Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:13 No.12791286  
    Hey /tg/, let's play a game.

    Now, I know how all you neckbeards seem to really hate Mary Sues. Myself included.

    So, in the time honored tradition of parodying stuff for the fun of it, let's make our own Mary Sue.

    But wait! Here's how it will work. Each of us will add onto our preexisting Sue, on adjective, descriptor, ability, equipment, history, relationship, so on and so forth, at a time. Here, I'll start.

    >Her name is Raven.

    Go ahead, /tg/, go crazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:15 No.12791304
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:16 No.12791314
    >Her name is Raven. She has eyes that change color according to her mood.

    ...Can you think of how horrible that would be in real life? You would never be able to hide your emotions. Ever. And yet people think that's endearing or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:16 No.12791320
    >>12791304

    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's part angel.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:17 No.12791334
    >Her name is Raven. She has eyes that change color according to her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:18 No.12791342
    >>12791320
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon. Her eyes change color depending on her mood.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:19 No.12791349
    >>12791334
    >>12791342

    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer.
    >> BERNIE 11/14/10(Sun)02:19 No.12791353
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. She has eyes that change color according to her mood. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:21 No.12791368
    >>12791342
    >>12791334
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer.

    I know it seems like I'm just delving straight into parody here, but I swear to god I actually read this once.

    Well, not this, exactly. It was "half angel, half elf, and half robot". But this is close enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:21 No.12791376
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:22 No.12791390
    >>12791368
    Jesus Christ, you serious? Fuck, man, let's one up that shit.

    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She carries two pistols.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:24 No.12791408
    >>12791376
    >>12791390
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She carries two pistols.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:24 No.12791410
    >>12791390
    You forgot the katana.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:24 No.12791411
    >>12791376
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:25 No.12791416
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She carries two pistols. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:25 No.12791425
    >>12791408
    ? wha...why did my greentext fail?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:27 No.12791447
    >>12791425
    okay, let's try this again

    >>12791408
    >>12791410
    >>12791411
    >>12791416
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:27 No.12791448
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She carries two pistols. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus. The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln.
    >> putting-it-together asspie 11/14/10(Sun)02:28 No.12791460
    >>12791425
    >>12791448

    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:28 No.12791465
    >>12791411
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. They schooled her in the usage of the mythic swords of ca'tar, two fifteen foot long blades of diamond golden steel that can cut through anything. they can also never be used against her, since the blades are sentient and recognize her as their destined master.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:30 No.12791474
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. They shoot bullets made from a meteorite that fall from the sky. She forges them herself, having learnt the art from a master hermit blacksmith she was able to lure out of hiding with her amazing charisma.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:30 No.12791476
    >>12791447
    >>12791448

    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus. The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. She wears an immaculate greatcoat of feathers, each one plucked from a different angel with a soft interior made of only the softest leather from the wings of demons
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:30 No.12791479
    >>12791410

    Then you add the katana. Or say the pistols are magical.

    Requesting drawfag, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:32 No.12791491
    I think it'd be a little bit easier if we left the old part in plain text and what we want to add in greentext.

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. They schooled her in the usage of the mythic swords of ca'tar, two fifteen foot long blades of diamond golden steel that can cut through anything. they can also never be used against her, since the blades are sentient and recognize her as their destined master. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. >The Dai-Katana is one her parents gave her when she was a child; though it was originally just a dagger as she grew and became a kinder, more compassionate person it transformed into a form to better reflect her inner strength.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:33 No.12791495
    >>12791491
    Oh. I guess it doesn't work to do that.

    Never mind, ignore me. Carry on, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:35 No.12791512
    >>12791448
    I'm sorry, but the pistol anointed with the Urine of Lincoln is just too awesome. I think I need to use that in a campaign somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:35 No.12791523
    >>12791491
    >>12791476

    Combining to make pure gold. Keep it up, /tg/


    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. They schooled her in the usage of the mythic swords of ca'tar, two fifteen foot long blades of diamond golden steel that can cut through anything. they can also never be used against her, since the blades are sentient and recognize her as their destined master. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. The Dai-Katana is one her parents gave her when she was a child; though it was originally just a dagger as she grew and became a kinder, more compassionate person it transformed into a form to better reflect her inner strength. She wears an immaculate greatcoat of feathers, each one plucked from a different angel with a soft interior made of only the softest leather from the wings of demons, which allows her to be near invisible should she wish it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:36 No.12791529
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she was such a great negotiator she brought peace to the Warhammer 40K universe.

    Too much?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:37 No.12791537
    >>12791529

    ... Maybe. She can bring peace to Catachan, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:37 No.12791538
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus. The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. She wears an immaculate greatcoat of feathers, each one plucked from a different angel with a soft interior made of only the softest leather from the wings of demons. She carries two magical katanas, one is named "Entropy" and the other "Torment."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:37 No.12791542
    Add the green text as an after note, instead of mid paragraph

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. They schooled her in the usage of the mythic swords of ca'tar, two fifteen foot long blades of diamond golden steel that can cut through anything. they can also never be used against her, since the blades are sentient and recognize her as their destined master. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. They shoot bullets made from a meteorite that fall from the sky. She forges them herself, having learnt the art from a master hermit blacksmith she was able to lure out of hiding with her amazing charisma. The Dai-Katana is one her parents gave her when she was a child; though it was originally just a dagger as she grew and became a kinder, more compassionate person it transformed into a form to better reflect her inner strength. She wears an immaculate greatcoat of feathers, each one plucked from a different angel with a soft interior made of only the softest leather from the wings of demons.

    > She was cursed by a jealous, ugly faerie when she was born with magical tattoos that shift and change, always forming new, prettier configurations than the last
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:38 No.12791549
    need more sparkles.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:38 No.12791551
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:39 No.12791561
    >>12791479
    No, lord no.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:40 No.12791572
    It is every fa/tg/uy's duty to submit this to their next DM.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 11/14/10(Sun)02:41 No.12791579
    >Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and she's half angel and half demon and half robot. Her eyes change color depending on her mood. Before they died in a tragic sacrifice saving thousands of lives, her parents told her the cure for cancer. She is so pretty that it is a disability because nobody can see past her prettiness and accept her for who she is. She can talk to animals and monsters, even the evil Groll-narrocks who everyone else hates and hunts down but she knows they're actually kind creatures. She is also so wise and noble in her own right that she has close ties to the ancient dragon clans. She carries two pistols and a Dai-Katana. The first pistol was forged from the Lance of Longinus.The second pistol was forged from the Liberty Bell and anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln. They shoot bullets made from a meteorite that fall from the sky. She forges them herself, having learnt the art from a master hermit blacksmith she was able to lure out of hiding with her amazing charisma. Her Dai-Katana, that she also forged herself out of the most glorious and kawaii iron ores of Mt. Fuji-san, smelted at location using the very lava inside the honorable mountain, coaxed out by her sheer kindness and beauty, and turned into a sheet of the purest of pure steel which she folded 10,000 times to make the hardest, sharpest blade known to man. Her sword's name is O-Bushido. She wears an immaculate greatcoat of feathers, each one plucked from a different angel with a soft interior made of only the softest leather from the wings of demons. Raven was also schooled in the usage of the mythic swords of ca'tar, two fifteen foot long blades of diamond golden steel that can cut through anything. they can also never be used against her, since the blades are sentient and recognize her as their destined master.

    >She attends Hogwart's School for Satanism and is secretly actually a... vampire, she dates Harry Potter AKA Vampire!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:41 No.12791580
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:41 No.12791583
    >>12791523
    >Her best friend is the Goddess bast, who is perpetually young and shares her great love of the Twilight series. From her Goddess friend, Raven received a copy of her diary from the future, so she knows in advance whenever something bad is going to happen or if someone is lying to her.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:42 No.12791595
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, ......

    >her angelic/demonic greatcloak is also laced with robotic nanosupertechnology, which allows her to become invisible at will. these modifications were added by her cybernetic android godparents, who are time travelers from another dimension.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:43 No.12791606
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    >She is a bisexual, having long cast off the petty gender roles of society, and everyone falls in love with her, but she has scientifically come to the universal truth that boys are icky.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:44 No.12791610
    Her name isEbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, ......

    >The dagger/katana forged itself out of the most glorious and kawaii iron ores of Mt. Fuji-san, smelted at location using the very lava inside the honorable mountain, coaxed out by the sheer kindness and beauty of the world, and turned into a sheet of the purest of pure steel which she folded 10,000 times to make the hardest, sharpest blade known to man.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:45 No.12791620
    Because the field is now too long...

    Her name isEbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, ......

    >At the age of five, she found and befriended a baby Terrasque.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:45 No.12791626
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    >>12791606
    Jesus fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:45 No.12791630
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    >Despite being a half angel and half demon and half robot, she's the heir to the magical faerie kingdom of Tal'Aeryie-Shamoria, but she doesn't know it yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:46 No.12791642
    you forgot to mention that each of her eyes covers a different range of colors. and that, at will, she can summon her iridescent wings of every color simultaneously, allowing her to fly at mach 3.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:47 No.12791651
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    >>12791610
    Kawaii...iron...ores...

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY BRAIN
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:47 No.12791653
    >>12791543
    Raven's adventures have resulted in her living a separate lifetimes in the midst of her own (she's twelve). Her name is actually taken from her parallel universe life as a male ninja in feudal Japan known alternatively as "The Slayer of Emperor's" and "The Raven". Immortal beings who were alive in that time know to fear her legendary reputation.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:48 No.12791669
    We need someone to draw this sparkle-puss monstrosity, so we may enshrine her at 1d4 for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:49 No.12791674
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    > She can speak the original language, letting her talk to everyone on earth and all but 12 aliens that no one likes, she then learned the language of the 12 aliens.

    >>12791626
    I thought that was a particularly well made tidbit.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:50 No.12791683
    >ctrl-f
    >rape

    And you call this a marry-sue
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:51 No.12791695
    >>12791683

    Then add it, and complete our Mary Sue's speshul glory!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:52 No.12791711
    >>12791683
    She was going to be raped because she was so beautiful, but her powers of persuasion led those rapists into becoming chaste monks of the Order of the Raven.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:53 No.12791720
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    >this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:54 No.12791722
    I hate you all.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:54 No.12791724
    >>12791711

    >Her powers of persuasion was so great that she even managed to convince Oscar to clean up his act.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:55 No.12791731
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    >She has an IQ of 600 and is brilliant beyond measure. She knows every form of science and mathematics, but chooses not to make use of her gifts because she has better things to do, like write Naruto+Haloguy yaoi fanfics.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:55 No.12791735
    >>12791669
    I already connected my draw table. I'll see if i can get this shit right
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:55 No.12791736
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    >She is currently adventuring with her daughter from the future, who was born after her best friend Bast raped her, and Raven married Bast.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:57 No.12791751
    >>12791711
    enshrining...

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    >She was going to be raped because she was so beautiful, but her powers of persuasion led those rapists into becoming chaste monks of the Order of the Raven.

    and now, my own

    >She can cure any form of mental illness, and cerebral palsy, simply by smiling at the afflicted and hugging them
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:57 No.12791753
    When she wrote her memoir, the Nobel Prize for Literature was retired because no other book or poem or any other kind of literature could parralell her achievement. She later starred in the film adapation which was the first film in all history to win every Academy Award.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:57 No.12791754
    >>12791736
    ADDITION
    >... because she realized he was overpowered by her cursed beauty, and forgave him.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:58 No.12791761
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    Do people who write this kind of shit actually exist?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:58 No.12791764
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    She possesses an incredibly intricate wardrobe, which she sews herself. Each piece of clothing is at least seven different colours, and contains absurd numbers of unnecessary zippers, pockets, buttons, and bangles. She frequently wears three or four different skirts in layers.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:58 No.12791767
    >>12791754
    Bast is a girl. So
    >... because Raven realized she was overpowered by her cursed beauty, and forgave her
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:59 No.12791775
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    >She won The Game because an accident in her childhood which gave her regenerative powers also gave her amnesia.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:59 No.12791777
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...

    > after graduating top of her class at hogwarts, she moved to japan to open an inn full of eclectic and varied guys who all vied tremendously for her attention. After a long and emotion-charged year, during which she remembered she'd made childhood marriage promises with at least two of the men, she forsook all of them in favor of retaining her divine bisexual purity. The men completely understood, and went to join her would-be rapists as order of the raven monks.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)02:59 No.12791778
    >>12791764
    She started her own clothing line, and she donated the profits to charity, and in doing so cured World Hunger.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:01 No.12791791
    >>12791778
    This clothing line is now, of course, the most popular in the world.
    And yet no one else has ever been able to wear quite as many colours at once.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:01 No.12791794
    >>12791775
    She can turn her amnesia on and off at will. Only she understands the necessary neurological processes involved because >>12791731
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:01 No.12791797
    >>12791764
    >Her unique fashion sense has captivated millions and Ebony now frequently appears on the covers of every major fashion magazine around the world.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:01 No.12791800
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:02 No.12791801
    >>12791753
    Every single movie star in existence started dating her, even the women.
    >> An0nymous !O.3C7qsaj. 11/14/10(Sun)03:02 No.12791804
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    This thread.

    D:
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:03 No.12791815
    >>12791761
    Do you want to know the worst part? What you're seeing here is a combined effort of between maybe five and ten elegen/tg/entlemen having a laugh.

    There are people out here who, on their own, write dozens of pages of this for a single character.

    >>12791767
    Oops, my bad, thanks for correcting me.

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    >She is actually the reincarnation of woman who modeled for DaVinci's Mona Lisa, which he created in her honor after she saved Europe from an astral plague brought to earth by an evil alien race she fought in Tibet.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:03 No.12791816
    >>12791801
    >Every single movie star in existence started dating her, especially the women.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:04 No.12791827
    >>12791815
    characters, which i hope, are mortal right.

    oh god, the terror
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:04 No.12791830
    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way..

    She was hailed as the second coming of Christ, but then he came down from heaven himself and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm pretty good, but I'm no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way! She's got this shit on lock-down. Peace ya'll, I'm out."

    they proceeded to date, until Jesus committed suicide due to feelings of vast insecurity.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:04 No.12791831
    >>12791816
    >She dumped the men to maintain her divine bisexuality. They have moved on to Raven's future daughter.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:06 No.12791843
    She started dating the dalai lama, but he broke up with her when she became a Tibetan crackwhore.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:07 No.12791853
    >>12791827
    Crap, we forgot to make her immortal.
    Okay, she beat Death by rolling d20s and getting 21.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:07 No.12791855
    >>12791775
    ffffffffffFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

    I'm honest-to-God surprised it took that long for amnesia to pop up.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:09 No.12791870
    >>12791286
    >She's the bestest Tactician in the entire universe in fact she secretly went back in time and wrote the Art of War, but she refuses to use said powers because of her pure innocent heart.

    Captcha: the worfed
    lol
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:10 No.12791876
    >>12791853

    I just figured she was so cute that death couldn't bring himself to kill her.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:11 No.12791885
    >>12791870
    I guess that makes her a Mary Tzu?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:11 No.12791886
    dear god, its its hiddeous, oh i feel the literary critic inside me, the one who hates characters who arn't assholes who fail at life or generic archtypes, dieing slowly


    PS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU captcha
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:11 No.12791887
    I am gonna post a picture of her when I get it done (probably tonight!)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:11 No.12791892
    >>12791831
    >Raven's daughter, Yumiakichanko-chan, rejected the advances of every male actor in the world because she instead was trying to date the androgynous bishi reincarnation of Satan.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:12 No.12791893
    >>12791876

    No. Wait.

    >Her father is secretly death, who, in refusal to kill his own daughter, granted her immortality at the cost of his and his wife's souls.

    THE VERY SAME DAD WHO TAUGHT HER THE CURE FOR CANCER.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:13 No.12791902
    >>12791853
    obviously, her vast knowledge of earthly science has allowed her to create a potion which renders people immortal. for the sake of humanity, though, she never made more than one.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:13 No.12791904
    >>12791893
    Fuck it, Raven's Dad is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:14 No.12791913
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    Oh man, the Raven Queen.

    I love 4e Deities.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:14 No.12791915
    >>12791893
    >>12791904

    Her mother was also the daughter of the President of the United States.

    >And she shall be surrounded by many, lesser Sues!
    >> An0nymous !O.3C7qsaj. 11/14/10(Sun)03:14 No.12791917
    rolled 15279 = 15279

    >All the females in her bloodline are incredibly gorgeous and pure hearted. They have a habit of grabbing things and unintentionally walking off with it, but are never to blame as they innocently proclaim 'You must have dropped it', and favor the person with a smile of such beauty that all is forgiven.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:15 No.12791925
    >>12791425

    Because you're a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:15 No.12791927
    I just noticed she has no hair color

    Her hair color is constantly shifting rainbows like her cousin, robot unicorn, but better.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:15 No.12791929
    >>12791761
    Yes, but you almost (ALMOST) never see all of it combined. Usually only one or two elements of the sort in this thread end up in a particular Sue.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:16 No.12791936
    >>12791885
    Yeah... Let's make it even worse.

    >The other reason she refuses to fight is that when she walks onto the battlefield both sides surrendered to her. Even the bullets stopped in mid air in awe of her pureness and beauty.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:17 No.12791940
    She plays an instrument of her own invention, a hybrid violin/flute which she crafted herself. Her debut album broke the world economy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:18 No.12791952
    >she is so talented at dancing that she traveled back in time at will and taught Fred Astaire how to dance.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:18 No.12791956
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    >Guster approves of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:19 No.12791958
    >>12791940
    >She was such a good economist that she fixed the economy afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:19 No.12791960
    Don't Sues normally have some sort of ridiculous weakness?

    >However, a tree-climbing accident when she was little has rendered Ebony Raven terrified of heights.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:20 No.12791968
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    >>12791956

    Thrillerjackson also approves.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:21 No.12791976
    >>12791960
    But in Chapter 12 she musters up all her courage and defeats the phobia to save her friend Bast from being kidnapped. Later on, it never gets mentioned, except in the Author's rants THAT SHES NOT A SUE SHES SCARED OF HIGHTS THATS A LEJITIMAT CARACTER FLORE
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:21 No.12791977
    Isn't that the same name used in My Immortal?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:21 No.12791979
    My sister is, at this moment now drawfagging this. And has demanded adoptive parents.

    >Raven, after the tragic, beautiful death of her parents, was adopted by Sephiroth and Demyx, the only men she has accepted as not icky apart from her father, Death.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:22 No.12791982
    >>12791960
    >However, during a climbing accident while Raven was trying to reach the summit of the Yggdrasil at the age of 3 has rendered Ebony Raven terrified of heights and of the color green.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:22 No.12791985
    >>12791977
    It is from the Holy Book of My Immortal, 1:3, yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:22 No.12791987
    Anyone have the courage to compile all this into one coherent, organized post? For I have not the strength.

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    >She is an excellent cook, though, darn it, she just never COULD make waffles right! She doesn't need to eat though, because she draws sustenance from the warmth of the sun and the caress of the wind and the soft embrace of the sweet spring grass, and every morning drinks the fresh dew from the leaves of the trees and petals of flowers that spring up around her when she sleeps.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:24 No.12791996
    >>12791987

    We can't. Her sue-ness is so grand and sparkly, that a simple post cannot contain it all!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:24 No.12792000
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    >>12791987
    That post made my suffer SAN loss. Not cool, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:24 No.12792001
    >>12791987

    It's too big for one post. That's why we started fragmenting it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:25 No.12792006
    >>12791979
    I'm not sure if your sister is brave or insane, but she's definitely awesome.

    >>12791987
    ... Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I think you just broke the thread. You're doing it a little TOO well there, anon...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:25 No.12792007
    >>12791987

    we've gone waaay past the word limit of a single post. I'll throw it on a .jpg though, just black text on a white background.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:26 No.12792012
    Her father is Death, her mother the daughter of the President of the United States, her husband(?) the Goddess Bast, but do we even have a name for her daughter yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:27 No.12792021
    >>12791987
    >Even though she doesn't eat when she does eat she can eat as much as she wants and not gain a single pound.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:28 No.12792024
    >>12792012
    Yes, it's Yumiakichanko-chan

    as seen here
    >>12791892
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:28 No.12792026
    >>12792000
    Sorry about that, man. For some goddamn reason I'm good at flowery descriptions.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:28 No.12792027
    >>12792012
    see
    >>12791892
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:29 No.12792044
    >>12792007
    Ahhh, the way God intended mary-sue characters to be read.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:30 No.12792050
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    you fucks wanna know somethin'?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:31 No.12792053
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    This is the most fun I've had in a while. Thanks eloquen/tg/entlemen.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:31 No.12792055
    To give our friends the time to draw up/condense Raven into something... unthinkable, let's flesh out her daughter, using the same rules, okay?

    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:32 No.12792060
    She went to Havard University at the age of 7 and left because it wasn't intellectually challenging enough. She tried Cambridge and Yale, then she founded her own University, Raven College.
    Of course, thanks to Raven's instinctive grasp of chronological manipulation, it's a time-travelling university and has taught luminaries like Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan ( who studied from the Art of War, which Ms. Raven herself wrote) and obviously, the gifted literary prodigy, Mrs. Stephenie Meyer.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:33 No.12792062
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    LINEART DONE!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:34 No.12792069
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    >>12792050
    glad y'all are havin' fun...
    but GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER GUESS WHAT?!?!?

    >I'm having fun, too, and I'm going to make the thread even more fun! FUCK YEAH!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:35 No.12792073
    >>12791286
    I'm still trying to think up things that would piss off other boards...

    > She owns a Super Mecha and can use every weapon in existence, she's also protected by her own personal army, but like said before, she refuses to use such powers for evil.

    That takes care of /k/ and /m/
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:35 No.12792074
    Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast...

    > She has come to accept her mother's thesis on how men are icky, but selflessly dates men, so they can have a taste of what it would be like dating her mother.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:36 No.12792079
    Fail. This is NOT how an actual Mary Sue is constructed. The Mary Sue is better than everyone else, but only within the context of her setting. For example, being born from a union of a demon and an angel while being raised by Dragons giving her angel/demon powers along with Dragon magic would be the extent of it (also some familiars/special pets).
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:38 No.12792086
    >>12792079
    And if the point is to get EVERY setting?

    The point is you can stick this Sue anywhere and she still comes out the best instantly.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:38 No.12792089
    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast. She can time travel.

    Also, I think we forgot that Raven is the heir to some fairy kingdom, so that would make her parents Death, and the daughter of the President of the United States who also happened to be the queen/princess of said fairy kingdom that was mentioned earlier.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:39 No.12792093
    >>12792062

    The stocking zipper is the best part.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:39 No.12792097
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    >>12792079
    like this?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:41 No.12792110
    >>Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast.
    >Her names secret and dark meaning will only be revealed once the stars align on the day of her 6th birthday, on the 6th day of the 6th month.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:41 No.12792112
    >>12791761
    >>12791761

    I hope not.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:42 No.12792115
    >>12792062

    Can't wait to see rainbow hair. Tell your sister, GOOD JOBU.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:43 No.12792126
    >>12792062
    Your sister is a pretty cool gal. She makes cool drawings of horrifically bad mary sues and doesn't afraid of anything.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:44 No.12792128
    >>12792086
    She's a planeswalker too, so of course she's the best in every setting!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:45 No.12792132
    Some of these suggestions are genius. Like, too clever for a Mary Sue.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:45 No.12792137
    >>12792079
    >>12791929

    You need to explore fanfiction.net and deviantart a bit more. This is pretty much bog-standard nowadays.

    And that's BEFORE delving into the works of fetishists and otherkin...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:46 No.12792140
    >>12792128
    Time lord as well, that's how she could go back in time and teach everyone.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:47 No.12792144
    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast. Her names secret and dark meaning will only be revealed once the stars align on the day of her 6th birthday, on the 6th day of the 6th month. She carries an anti-material rifle into battle with only one hand.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:49 No.12792157
    >>12792132
    There are genius Sues also. As long as they keep that naive yet perfect personality they're a normal sue.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:49 No.12792158
    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast.
    >She can manipulate her genetic code to appear as any race she desires but chooses to look like a young Japanese female because she feels they are the most superior of the mortal races.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:50 No.12792161
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    Colors are heeaaar!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:50 No.12792163
    >>12792062
    awww shit. Well, i guess im too slow at drawing. Yours is better than mine, anyways.

    Guess i have to go sleep. Just one thing: How come we did not mention how many belts she has?
    >> Kha !M62ELChaos 11/14/10(Sun)03:50 No.12792165
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    This makes me so happy, I could do a little jig.

    >sinnersl Utinted

    DYSELXIA SITRKES IGAIN
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:50 No.12792166
    >>12792073
    She managed to get legislation enacted banning all video games, bringing world peace, because video games are the source of all violence in the world.
    That's /v/ done.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:50 No.12792167
    >>12792157

    Speaking of genius...

    Her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
    She once out CREEED'd Creed himself.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:51 No.12792172
    >>12792137
    This anon has it right. The old definition of "Sue" has become meaningless; there are so goddamn many of them floating around the internet the old type of sue has become COMMON, and the precious special snowflakes of authors everywhere can't possibly be comparable to so many others.

    So what you get is the Quantum Sue, as we see in this thread. The creator builds it up, and up, and up until you get Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:52 No.12792179
    >>12792158
    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast.
    >She can manipulate her genetic code to appear as any race she desires but chooses to look like a young Japanese female because she feels the Japanese are the most superior of the mortal races. Her favorite pet is a nine-tailed fox spirit she rescued from the hands of killer akuma.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:52 No.12792180
    >>12792161

    OH. MAH. GAWD.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:53 No.12792181
    >>12792163
    It's not a proper sue unless there are lots of people lavishing her with fanart showing their personal interpretation of her greatness! Even if it's a shitscribble, this is too fun not to add to.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:53 No.12792183
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    >>12792161

    >zipper on her stalking.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:54 No.12792191
    >>12792179

    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast. She can manipulate her genetic code to appear as any race she desires but chooses to look like a young Japanese female because she feels the Japanese are the most superior of the mortal races. Her favorite pet is a nine-tailed fox spirit she rescued from the hands of killer akuma. Her names secret and dark meaning will only be revealed once the stars align on the day of her 6th birthday, on the 6th day of the 6th month. She carries an anti-material rifle into battle with only one hand. Her guardian is the baby terrasque her mother befriended, affectionately nick-named "Bitey."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:55 No.12792193
    >>12792161
    Your sister is a hero, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:56 No.12792199
    >>12792163
    My brother is totally sketching her up right now. XD

    And I'm glad that everyone is enjoying the puke of rainbow horror that I drew.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:57 No.12792203
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    >>12792161
    Fucking saved. Your sister is a boss.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:57 No.12792208
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    >>12792191
    >She carries an anti-material rifle into battle with only one hand.
    And a enchanted obsidian greatsword in the other
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:58 No.12792209
    >>12792179
    >Her favorite pet is a nine-tailed kitsune she rescued from the hands of killer akuma.

    Fixed for added weeaboo AND redundancy. And weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)03:58 No.12792210
    >>12792166
    >She created a video game of herself where she instantly wins. It was so popular that all the other game companies went out of business.
    Better
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:01 No.12792233
    >>12792208
    Doing it ALL WRONG.

    She doesn't carry an "anti-materiel rifle". She carries an anti-tank sniper rifle in one hand, and a giant chainsword katana greatsword in the other. Made of solid energy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:02 No.12792237
    >>12791669
    Need to archive this also.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:02 No.12792241
    >>12792233
    And it's not just a chainsword shaped like a katana, no. It's a chain-katana where every tooth is a miniature katana.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:03 No.12792245
    >>12792233

    Aaaaaand archived.

    She can't have all three? She's the daughter of our beloved sue, so why not? How about she carries the obsidian greatsword in her mouth?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:03 No.12792247
    >>12792233
    Giant chainsword katana greatsword is the anti-materiel rifle's bayonet.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:03 No.12792249
    >>12792208
    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast. She can manipulate her genetic code to appear as any race she desires but chooses to look like a young Japanese female because she feels the Japanese are the most superior of the mortal races. Her favorite pet is a nine-tailed fox spirit she rescued from the hands of killer akuma. Her names secret and dark meaning will only be revealed once the stars align on the day of her 6th birthday, on the 6th day of the 6th month. She carries an anti-material rifle into battle with only one hand. In her other hand, she wields the ancient enchanted great maquahuitl of Monetzuma, whom she saved in one of her many quests through time. Her guardian is the baby terrasque her mother befriended, affectionately nick-named "Bitey."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:04 No.12792251
    >>12792247

    And it's big enough to make Cloud look normal.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:04 No.12792254
    >>12792245
    Because that's what Zoro from One Piece does, so that's not ORIGINAL enough.

    She ties it to a lock of her hair instead. She can also control her prehensile hair.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:05 No.12792256
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    Some Mary Sue inspiration.

    Pictured: Gemini Sunrise on her steed, Rally, with the famous katana. A kind-hearted girl born in Texas and raised by a famous samurai, she is sometimes possessed by her split personality Geminime who is dedicated to avenging her samurai foster parent. Enormously powerful. After many adventures ends up in NYC living in an apartment (with her horse) while ending up in a famous performing troupe which is a front for the American branch of a semi-clandestine mecha squadron.

    Opening from her own game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRwrO1LxJk0
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:05 No.12792258
    >>12792254

    No, wait. She grips it with her TOES. Or, it's attached to her ears as earrings.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:06 No.12792266
    Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Eb-o-ny-Dark-ness-De-men-ti-a-Ra-ven-Way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of thirteen steps down the palate to tap, at thirteen, on the teeth. Eb. On. Ny. Dark. Ness. De. Men. Ti. A. Ra. Ven. Way.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:07 No.12792269
    >>12792241
    She welds a chain-katana where forged itself out of the most glorious and kawaii iron ores of Mt. Fuji-san, smelted at location using the very lava inside the honorable mountain, coaxed out by the sheer kindness and beauty of the world, and turned into a sheet of the purest of pure steel which she folded 10,000 times to make the hardest, sharpest blades known in the multiniverse.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:07 No.12792270
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    >>12792181
    well... if you put it that way...
    (Its not finished, i cant draw guns, the coat is half-done and i couldnt make her legs, but you get the picture)

    here it is. I wanted to add some flavor text:
    >Her katana is ON FIRE (always). But its actually HELLFIRE. Only she can touch it without dying.
    >Her coat is made of both angel and fallen angel's feathers. So she can count how many dark angels she killed, and how many good angels are protecting her
    >she has 40 belts on each leg
    >cross and inverted cross marks on face: as we know she's half demon and half angel
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:07 No.12792273
    They both teach part time in Atlantis, where they educate the Greek gods on safe sex, and got it to stick this time.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:07 No.12792274
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    >>12792249
    >Wields a maquahuitl.
    It's so unique and original!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:09 No.12792286
    >>12792254
    Or maybe a tail?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:09 No.12792287
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    >>12792270
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:09 No.12792292
    Guys, guys, holy shit, guys, we forgot something!

    She. Has. No. Animal ears/tail. OF ANY KIND. But a simple cat/bird/lizard won't, do, oh no, we need something unique.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:10 No.12792293
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    >she has 40 belts on each leg

    Not unrealistic enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:11 No.12792306
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    >>12792292
    Gills of the albino salamander.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:11 No.12792307
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    Some say that while The Stig learnt how to drive from Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris learnt how to drive from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:11 No.12792309
    The other thing real Mary Sues have, which is even more important than her power-level, is some kind of tragic burden which the Sue withstands while still remaining completely incorruptible and pleasant to all around her. In fact, I would say this would the essential aspect, and the power-level is only optional.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:12 No.12792313
    >>12792306

    Yes, and they must be retractable, and move in accordance to her emotions! Of course, the obligatory, MOE KAWAII!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:13 No.12792321
    >>12792309

    Her parents are DEAAAAAAD. If that counts.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:13 No.12792323
    >>12792292
    this one has weird ears
    >>12792270
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:13 No.12792325
    >>12792309
    Her parents died tragically, she has some sort of curse, and she's half Angel and Demon.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:13 No.12792327
    >>12792245
    Hi, I'm the girl who drew this mary sue and posted her in full color.
    My brother is drawing her right now, and he has her grabbing all three weapons in her hands at the same time. owo
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:14 No.12792330
    >>12792309
    Raven is afraid of heights and the color green. She also cannot date a man because it would disturb the balance of her divine bisexuality.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:15 No.12792333
    >>12792309
    She can't make waffles. She made some for the President of the United States once and it gave him a tummyache, which gave an evil Bizarro American President the chance to seize power. She ended up exposing him before the supreme court made up of famous judges she gathered from throughout human history, but the damage had already been done and the Bizarro President had started a nuclear war that she had to work to stop and reverse the damage from.

    But nobody blames her for it, because by golly she tried so hard to make the best waffles she could!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:17 No.12792344
    >>12792330
    So she can only date hermaphrodites?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:19 No.12792357
    when this is all said and done, who's going to volunteer to post this sanity rape on fanfiction?

    any other appropriate site would work, too.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:19 No.12792359
    Jesus Christ guys, this is no longer a Mary Sue but a /tg/ joke thread. There is no militant akimbo pistol wielding katana Sue anywhere in fiction. The Sue's power-level and skills are always downplayed, and lean more towards interpersonal skills. The Sue's power is more about becoming the centre of attention and love, while being able to break of superior moves when warranted.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:20 No.12792363
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    >>12792344
    I forgot how all this shit works. It's better to not ask questions.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:20 No.12792374
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    >>12791314

    here's how you could deal with that problem.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:20 No.12792377
    She appears to be a normal scientist except she dresses like a gestapo officer gothic lolita, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is bright orange and is worn in large spikes, but secretly she is actually a half-zombie.
    She is a misunderstood genius worshipped by a small cult and she will fight her enemies with the power to punch her opponent into another dimension or to connect any machine directly to her brain.
    Her friends and enemies call her Demonclaw Shadowbranch!
    Her constant companion is a mysterious huge neckbearded man who is also secretly in love with her.
    Her favored weapon is a spirit glowing machine gun which can be transformed into a motorcycle.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:21 No.12792380
    >>12792359
    >Jesus Christ guys, this is no longer a Mary Sue but a /tg/ joke thread.
    you are just one step away from going full retarded.

    we're having fun, regardless of WHY we are having fun
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:21 No.12792381
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    Brother of
    >>12792161
    here, Posting my line art
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:21 No.12792385
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    >>12792359
    >There is no militant akimbo pistol wielding katana Sue anywhere in fiction.
    For a split-second I thought you were serious. Funny stuff, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:21 No.12792387
    >>12792359
    Well to be fair, we have to actually establish her power-level before we can down play it. The interpersonal stuff was posted a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:22 No.12792390
    >>12792363
    But asking questions makes it even funnier.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:22 No.12792394
    >>12792381
    Woohoo! It is superior to mine, I can't wait to see it colored!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:24 No.12792406
    >>12792381
    RAD
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:25 No.12792410
    >>12792359
    Uh yeah there are, when the sues are all powerful they're called Godmode Sues

    I mean look at the intro picture, the sue in that one can create fire balls, and her power level is 3,000,000,000,000,000,000
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:25 No.12792411
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    Oh dear god, this thread.... what the hell is going on here? My insides hurt just reading these. And what hurts worse is knowing that somewhere, someone is wondering why no one has used two such awesomely fantastic characters in a story yet...
    Still...

    >Her name is Yumiakichanko-chan Way, the daughter of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and the Goddess Bast.

    She can manipulate all the elements around her because of her own innate powers but has also been made immune to their effects by her personal guardian spirit which is actually a combination of a fragment of her mother and father's souls which was originally tainted by evil demons who wanted to destroy her because of a prophesy that she would banish all darkness and evil with her all-powerful purity, but which she turned good again by showing it true love by willingly giving a piece of her own soul to it to fill it with happiness, but she's ok now because she was so pure that the rest of her mother and father's souls came back from the afterlife to merge together and repair her soul, but when that was done she was so pure and powerful that she repaired them so now they all live together and are happy forever.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:31 No.12792449
    >>12792385
    Though technically not Mary Sue territory, due to CRIPPLING PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:32 No.12792463
    so is this shit going to 1d4chan or suptg?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:32 No.12792468
    >>12792449
    She can't be a mary-sue, she totally has PROBLEMS!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:33 No.12792471
    >>12792449
    Oh no, if she can work properly in a normal society even with mental issues, then she is still mary sue material! Especially if she is loved by everyone she meets.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:34 No.12792474
    >>12792359

    In the event that you're NOT a troll, read the first post:

    >>12791286

    >So, in the time honored tradition of parodying stuff for the fun of it, let's make our own Mary Sue.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:34 No.12792478
    >>12792463
    sup/tg/

    Wait until "Raven Quest" gets going to put it on 1d4chan.
    >trollface.mp4
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:36 No.12792498
    >>12792463

    It's on suptg, but for anyone who can, please put this up on 1d4. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and her following will require its own page, especially after someone decides to write fanfics for her.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:37 No.12792506
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    >>12792478
    >"Raven Quest"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:38 No.12792512
    >CTRL F
    >no Drizzt

    I am disappoint

    >Her one true love is Drizzt the Drow hero, because he is also perfect.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:40 No.12792528
    We should start describing Yumiakichanko-chan's appearance next.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:41 No.12792541
    >>12792512
    Read thread. She is bisexual but came to the scientific conclusion that boys are icky, so she married Bast the cat goddess instead. And had a daughter with her.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:41 No.12792544
    She will become a key figure in the next edition of Ravenloft.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:41 No.12792551
    >>12792512
    That reminds me,
    >Ctrl+F
    >No prophecy or prophecies?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:42 No.12792557
    >>12792478
    What the FUCK kind of Quest could be made from this?! I genuinely want to see it done just to watch what happens. It'd either be pure shit or mind-blowing awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:43 No.12792566
    >>12792541

    But Drizzt is pretty enough and has long enough hair to be mistaken for a girl.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:44 No.12792570
    >>12792551
    see>>12792411
    Somebody spelling fail'd but it is in there.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:44 No.12792573
    >>12792518
    she's 1000 years old, but looks 11. She also has 6 dragons protecting her (one for each color, these dragons are actually magic artifacts forged by RAVEN).
    Yumiakichanki-chan never reveals her name (because her mother has so many enemies that hate her beauty), instead she is known as Yamiyumeyuki. But the wizard ninja illithid terrorists she is figthing just call her "dragonsumonner deathbringer darkmaster" or "YYY the DDD"
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:45 No.12792581
    >>12792541
    But only after Bast raped her in a not so traumatic way!

    Oh yes, my brother is almost done with his coloring. .w.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:46 No.12792592
    Has anyone noticed that both characters in OP's picture are Mary Sues?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:47 No.12792597
    >>12792566
    Not gonna happy, Raven is a Good Girl and has only one true love.

    Drizzt is free to pine for her, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:47 No.12792600
    >>12792592
    yes, i believe thats why he posted it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:47 No.12792602
    >>12792592
    Yes. Left is regular Sue, right is Quantum Sue.

    Sues have become so Sue that old Sues aren't Sues anymore.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:47 No.12792603
    >>12792592
    How so? Please explain.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:49 No.12792615
    >>12792603
    The Sue on the left really doesn't qualify anymore, she's more of a late-90s Sue. But at one time, yes, she would have been justifiably called a Sue.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:49 No.12792616
    >>12792592
    >>12792600
    >>12792602
    >>12792603

    OP here. Actually posted it because, well... it's related. And it's blatantly Sues.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:49 No.12792617
    >>12792158
    ENOBY!! It's spelled "ENOBY"!!!!

    >>12792528
    This is true.
    Really, we should be describing her appearance much more than anything else.

    >She is really, skinny, but somehow has huge boobs and a really nice ass. and NO, the boobs aren't fake, you guys! Her skin is pale, flawless, and statuesque. She also has very long, shiny, purple hair, pouty lips, high cheek bones, and big hazel eyes.

    How does she dress? This is probably more important than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:51 No.12792631
    >>12792617

    Wait, which is this, Raven, or the daughterwhosenameIwontcaretoremember?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:52 No.12792636
    Her Demon father, a Lord of the 5th Circle, a horrendously powerful demon (and stunningly attractive bishounen when in his human guise) is hunting her down to bring her to the Demon King, who is secretly her TRUE father.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:53 No.12792651
    >>12792617
    You're right! But I think she shouldn't have hazel eyes. She is her mother's child, so let's have her eyes be ever changing according to the moon, the weather, if the sun is in her eyes, or her emotions, but it's always black when she's hurt or distressed.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:53 No.12792657
    >>12792617
    She has rainbow eyebrows.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:54 No.12792660
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    here's part one of Raven's awesome story of sueatude.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:55 No.12792668
    >>12792617
    She wears a Kimono that is cut into a miniskirt, and the darn sash on it ALWAYS loosens and makes her boobs pop out at the most awkward times (her Character Flaw). She also wears thigh-high leather high-heeled boots that are laced with pink ribbons, and has a lot of gold jewelry except for a bracelet that LOOKS like regular wood but it was actually made by her great-granddaughter's boyfriend out of Yggdrasil, the world tree. He gave it to her when she traveled into the future to help her great-granddaughter win the high school spelling bee, which impressed her boyfriend enough to give him the courage to ask her to marry him and he made the bracelet for Yumiakichanko as a way of saying thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:55 No.12792673
    >>12792603

    She probably wouldn't be such a sue if she weren't "neko-jin" and didn't have green hair. Still boring, though..

    >>12792631

    daughter. Yumisomethingorother...
    sorry.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)04:58 No.12792693
    >>12792668
    ... wut.
    >> Guardsman Terry 11/14/10(Sun)05:00 No.12792707
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    >this thread
    I should stop browsing /tg/ in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:04 No.12792729
    >>12792660
    This is the most awesome thing ever. Seriously. *w*
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:05 No.12792739
    >>12792411

    Ihavenoreaction.gif for this because it's true.

    have a reaction...scene?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnSbgtCc7iA
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:06 No.12792746
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    Finally finished coloring raven
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:07 No.12792754
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    part 2 of Ebony's story.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/14/10(Sun)05:08 No.12792768
    >>12792746
    My god. Where we're browsing, we won't need eyes to see
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:09 No.12792781
    >>12792754

    sorry, ignore that one, missed a few lines. here's the real part 2. part three shortly.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:10 No.12792785
    >>12792746
    >>12792270
    >>12792161
    WHICH OF THESE THREE SHALL WIIIIN?!

    (I say mine will, so says the sisterrr....)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:10 No.12792790
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    >>12792781

    god dammit. it's to late in the morning for me to be posting on /tg/ right now. here's part 2.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:11 No.12792797
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    >>12792651

    >Also, sometimes the color of her eyes can tell the future. Like if they're crimson, it means that she senses that somebody is in grave danger. The problem is that sometimes her visions (visions, eyes, geddit?) are vague, which is very frustrating because she'd do anything to protect those she cares for, sometimes too much. That's her flaw.

    >>12792668
    >The kimono is black and has pink Japanese flowers on it. On the belt is her magic katana, which has a black silky handle with pink patterns that match the kimono, and the blade is solid gold and engraved with patterns of cherry blossoms and trees. Her bra and panties are black with pink linings. She also has fishnets, and her cell phone has lots of rhinestones and glitter on it. It's no ordinary cell phone, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:12 No.12792803
    >>12792746
    That is the fucking definition of a Mary Sue. Tara Gilesbie would be proud.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:13 No.12792811
    >>12792660
    >>12792754
    ... Jesus...

    When you put it all together like that, it's staggering what we've created.

    We need to stick this on a character forum (maybe removing some of the MOST OBVIOUS things like the gun made from the Liberty Bell anointed with Lincoln's piss) and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:13 No.12792812
    Hey /tg/, I just thought you should know that a friend of mine is running a homebrew campaign, similar to Dungeon Keeper in that we have dungeons in which to trap pesky heroes and we are villains, all that jazz. We have to come up with villains, suitable villainous weaknesses, and evil plots.

    I am going to unleash Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way upon the world. This is what you have wrought, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:14 No.12792820
    >>12792746
    Looks like a Final Fantasy character. I'd say your mission is accomplished, draw-anon.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:14 No.12792824
    >>12792811
    see
    >>12791572
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:16 No.12792834
    >>12792785
    They're all pretty great.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:16 No.12792837
    >>12792746
    ... wait, how come /your/ vest is two different colors? You told me to change mine. .w. cheater.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:16 No.12792839
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    here's the conclusion to all we came up with for Raven. lemme know if i missed anything big. I don't think I'll do her daughter on account of it being fucklate here, but if the thread got archived (which it should) than I'm happy with that.

    OMG I PICKED THE MOST KAWAII COLORS THEY'RE LIEK TOTALLY SUGOI UGUUUUUU.

    (Captcha: Hi-chan half)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:18 No.12792845
    >>12792824
    Heh, missed that. I actually AM the GM of my group, so I guess I'll never get to see the rage-face this would cause.

    Unless I made her an NPC... or a DMPC...
    >> Nurse Verity 11/14/10(Sun)05:18 No.12792848
    Joo am trying too hard, teegee.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:18 No.12792849
    >>12791572
    >>12792824

    GOD, am I ever going to do that when I get the chance.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:19 No.12792860
    >>12792746

    this is great, but so far all the drawfags have missed the 'half robot' part of Raven. doesn't her greatcloak have techno-compu-invisibility powers?
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:19 No.12792861
    >>12792839
    I like how the green colored story is the part that says she's afraid of green
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:19 No.12792864
    >>12792811

    Also get rid of the crackwhore part. Although I like it and it is my submission, It doesn't fit and would make it look suspicious.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:19 No.12792866
    >>12792839
    Yep, it's been archived
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:20 No.12792875
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    >>12792845
    That's even funnier if you make her an NPC, because your players cant. do. anything. about. it. >:D
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:20 No.12792876
    >>12792839
    Waffle-guy here. LOLing heartily that my addition is gonna be the send-off for anyone who reads this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:20 No.12792882
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    >>12792861
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:21 No.12792890
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    Hey, what's going on he-
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:22 No.12792897
    >>12792845

    Just make her one of the gods and have a sect of clerics worship her. At epic levels, they can meet her.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:25 No.12792926
    >>12792876
    I'd say you should be murdered for writing something so purple, but goddammit I lol'd.

    You monster.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:26 No.12792932
    OP here. I am proud of what I have wrought. After this thread dies, guess what game /tg/ gets to play next? That's right, fanfic time! One sentence at a time. :D
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:27 No.12792942
    >>12792932

    oh god. please save it for another night--I'd really like to get some sleep over here.
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:27 No.12792944
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    >>12792860
    There.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:27 No.12792947
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    >>12792932
    Raven Quest! Zoidby want Raven Quest!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:28 No.12792954
    >>12792944

    yessssssss. you and your sister are king of the /tg/ drawfags tonight, awesome work.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:29 No.12792956
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    >>12792932
    OH GOD WHY!!??!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:29 No.12792961
    oh god. it's like I ate fruity pebbles and threw up on my character sheet. Jesus Christ.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:29 No.12792962
    >>12792944
    I LOVE all the fanart that's been posted here so far, but I think this is gonna be the definitive Raven image.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:30 No.12792969
    >She is currently adventuring with her daughter from the future, who was born after her best friend Bast raped her, but Raven psychically transferred the experience onto Bast, who was forced to bear the child for her, and still leaving Raven perfectly pure. Of course it was so good, Bast immediately demanded to be married to her, and Raven generously allowed it.

    >She welds a chain-katana where forged itself out of the most glorious and kawaii iron ores of Mt. Fuji-san, smelted at location using the very lava inside the honorable mountain, coaxed out by the sheer kindness and beauty of the world, and turned into a sheet of the purest of pure steel which she folded 10,000 times to make the hardest, sharpest blades known in the multiniverse. Her katana is ON FIRE (always). But its actually HELLFIRE. Only she can touch it without dying, though she doesn't need to because she enchanted it to dance around her and cut down everyone nearby without having to try.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:31 No.12792970
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    >>12792944

    awesome work, you glorious bastard.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:31 No.12792976
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    >>12792944

    You should post this and the back story on Deviantart. See what happens.

    Maybe change her name to make it less obvious.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:33 No.12792987
    >>12792956
    >>12792942

    Don't worry, I'll do it once the thread dies. I need to re-use the pictures posted here, yaknow?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:33 No.12792993
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    Half robot!
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:34 No.12793000
    >>12792947
    I can see it now
    >You walk out into the dazzling light, as the sun adjusts to your eyes, you can see your throngs of adoring women and icky men at your doorstep; a euphoric throng of people, thrown into ecstasy at the sight of merely your hair. What do?
    > Sigh at the thought of how none of these people will appreciate me for who I really am
    > You deep introspection makes your eyes truly bring out the color of your hair. Men are disavowing sex, knowing they can never have you, and women are nearly tearing off their clothes.
    > etc.

    Also, this is a great idea that must be done.
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:36 No.12793008
    >>12792993
    Drawing it from scratch? That's just cheating.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:36 No.12793014
    >>12792932

    what did I tell ya >>12792069 ?
    cuuu~uuursed
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:37 No.12793021
    This /tg/, this is why I even bother coming on 4chan. I love you guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:37 No.12793023
    >>12792993

    but now you've missed the angel! remember, our dear raven is an improper fraction. :3

    (...after using that emoticon, I feel like I need a shower. with bleach. and knives.)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:39 No.12793037
    When can we expect 34 of her? I feel like fapping to our glorious creation.
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:39 No.12793039
    >>12793023
    Raven realizes you can only have 2 halves, so she keeps changing them to express all three! Unless she decides she wants to show all three, cause that's totally cool too and she can do it if she wanted to.
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)05:41 No.12793050
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    >>12793023
    THERE. She wanted to show all sides for you. Happy? Cx
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:42 No.12793051
    >>12793039

    ...well god dammit.
    >>12793037

    WELL GOD DAMMIT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:42 No.12793054
    >>12793050

    very much so. thanks. ^^
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:44 No.12793068
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    >>12792839
    >My part about the fear of green is on a bright green background.
    I love you dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:44 No.12793069
    >>12793037
    She is so perfect that it's impossible to fap to her, those who try to think of her sexually are too overcome with thoughts of her kind personality and gentle demeanor.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:45 No.12793072
    >>12793068

    haha, no problem. I'm actually surprised people are catching that.
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)05:47 No.12793082
    I might draw her kissing Bast, but I'm not really a porn drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:48 No.12793097
    >>12793082
    No glorious drawfriend, you must draw Raven's holy daughter, Yumiakichanko-chan.
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)05:49 No.12793112
    >>12793082
    I'm not either. I think the most I will do is a weird pose that people might take sexually or kissing. Your choice.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:49 No.12793113
    >>12793082

    porn of our raven would be like porn of the mona lisa, or the great wall, or any other natural or cultural treasure.

    ...take that as you will.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:49 No.12793114
    >>12793082
    Raven and Bast do not kiss, they Fongle, which is where they project their spiritual essences across the aether to caress each others'.

    It's, like, WAY better than kissing or even sex, because it's all pure and spiritual and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:50 No.12793123
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    >>12793114

    how do you come up with this stuff?!?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:52 No.12793134
    >>12793123
    Got it from somewhere else. I used to frequent a writers forum where they'd engage in exercises like this, creating the most horrific sues possible for laughs and as "what not to do" lessons for new-fags.

    Fongling is something someone came up with and it stuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:53 No.12793144
    Up-vote the thread you heathens. OUR BISEXUAL SAVIOR COMMANDS IT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)05:58 No.12793174
    Fuck, hit auto-sage in less than four hours. Well done, /tg/.
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)06:01 No.12793198
    Hey. We, the brother and sister duo are making Chankochan for all of yous.

    I'll probably be done first! >W<
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:03 No.12793208
    This...
    This...
    THIS IS GLORIOUS.

    I HAVE NEVER OHGODWHAT SO HEARTILY.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:04 No.12793215
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    >>12793198
    You guys are the most awesome drawfag duo ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:05 No.12793223
    >>12793215

    scruffysecond.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:10 No.12793260
    bump
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)06:12 No.12793268
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    My brother just has to do a little more coloring on his, but mine is done!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:12 No.12793269
    >>12793260
    Auto-sage, friend, no bumps.
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)06:14 No.12793282
    >>12793215
    *fistbumps back*

    there's also not very many drawfag duos. But thanks. :D
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:15 No.12793287
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    >>12793268
    >>12792944
    Somehow or another, /tg/ has managed to build something glorious this night.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:16 No.12793293
    >>12793000
    >You walk out into the dazzling light, as the sun adjusts to your eyes, you can see your throngs of adoring women and icky men at your doorstep; a euphoric throng of people, thrown into ecstasy at the sight of merely your hair. What do?
    >as the sun adjusts to your eyes
    Brilliant touch.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:16 No.12793295
    She appears to be a normal soldier except she dresses like a ninja gothic lolita, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is neon-green and is surrounded by a dark aura, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
    She is a scientific experiment gone wrong who is also rumored to be a demi-goddess and she will fight her enemies with the power to puke acid or to slay any undead by shining like the sun.
    Her friends and enemies call her Awesomehair Swallowsong!
    Her constant companion is a psychic Mexican zombie who is also her economic consultant.
    Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered sniper rifle which steals her enemies powers.
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)06:26 No.12793369
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    Chanko-chan is done
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:29 No.12793390
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    >>12793369
    >>12793268
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:29 No.12793392
    >>12793369
    Fikus?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:30 No.12793396
    >>12793369
    >>12793268
    Great end for the thread, I'd say. Fuck 5:30 sleeeeeeeeep...
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)06:30 No.12793399
    >>12793369
    Some of you might wonder what happened to the fact that Chanko-chan's mother is half robot, half angel, and half demon. As a group decision, my brother and I....

    Ignored it. xD
    >> Ficus 11/14/10(Sun)06:31 No.12793412
    >>12793392
    yes, like the tree
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:33 No.12793428
    >>12793399
    We'll just pretend that her other mother being a cat-goddess canceled it out.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)06:34 No.12793440
    >>12793412
    Depends on the language.

    >moves on
    >> kathryn 11/14/10(Sun)06:37 No.12793455
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    Damn, I forgot about the gold jewelry. xD
    >> Guardsman Terry 11/14/10(Sun)07:35 No.12793723
    All right, now that our Mary Sues are finished, we need to draw porn of them.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)08:43 No.12794025
    > Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand......
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)14:28 No.12796226
    >>12793723
    its too soon for porn. We should make THE FINAL ENCOUNTER: Raven Dementia Dark'ness VS ...Oscar



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