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    61 KB Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:54 No.12801416  
    http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=spell

    You are facing up against the BBEG you only have one spell left.

    How fucked are you?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:55 No.12801427
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/14/10(Sun)22:55 No.12801436
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    >Orb of Ultimate Falsehood

    This is my world, MY WORLD, Mr. Anderson!

    >smislaw harmony
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:56 No.12801444
    "Living Cloud"

    That could...work? Nah I'm boned.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:56 No.12801445
    >Elf Summoning
    Very.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:56 No.12801447
    It's Rope Trick.

    I return to my extradimensional space to rest and prepare for my fight against the BBEG.

    Status: As ready as can be
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:56 No.12801453
    >Clouds of Lava
    I RAIN FIERY DEATH UPON HIM!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801455
    Dust Wall

    Im screwed I think
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801456
    >>12801445
    Hey you don't know, maybe it's a tough Elf...
    BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    >> tha/tg/uy 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801461
    >>12801416
    >Vorpal Hail

    I think I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801463
    I CAST FIST!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801469
    Cloudkill

    I win bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:57 No.12801471
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    >>12801416
    Exorcism of Become Benevolent Crushers

    NOT THAT FUCKED AT ALL!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:58 No.12801474
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    >Chains of elven flame
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:58 No.12801477
    >Ogre Seeking

    Awesome. So now if I want to die EVEN FASTER I can go find an Ogre with relative ease.
    >> Batbro !!JhxxtG5COHk 11/14/10(Sun)22:58 No.12801478
    >Blood transformation
    If the BBEG has blood, I turn it to oil and give it a spark.

    If I have to use my own, GO FORTH MY BLOOD GOLEM!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801484
    >Greater Webs of Platinum

    I web him to the floor and run.
    >> τιτυs !TCNe96dcu6 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801486
    >The Moon of Elimination
    correction, I am the BBEG
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801487
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    >Kraken Control

    >mfw BBEG is awakened kraken
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801488
    >>12801416
    Call Gnome

    ... Well, good knowing'ya.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801490
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    >The Glamours of Accursed Diamond

    I'd be less fucked if I knew what this spell does.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801495
    Monstrous Spell of Transform Platinum

    yes! i knew learning this would come in handy... so long as the BBEG is wearing platinum....

    he is wearing platinum, right? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)22:59 No.12801496
    Barbaric Keeper's Chant of Intelligence
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:00 No.12801501
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    >Evocation of Control Dragons
    I think, by the grace of God, I'm going to be OK
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:00 No.12801507
    The Aquatic Divination of the Elemental Cats

    o..k..
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801520
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    >>12801490
    The BBEG is now diamonds.
    >> Ouroboros !!QxtsrZs7+PX 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801521
    >Imperial Sigil of Call Priestess

    Proceed to win.

    >Abronte Balachev
    Her name, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801525
    Ball of Voidness and Heroism

    Uh...well...it SOUNDS impressive...?

    I assume that it's some kind of blasting spell that will cast him into the void, and can only be used by a hero, or something.

    I give it a 50/50 chance that I didn't just buff him to high heaven.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801526
    "The One-Hundred Castings of Gnome Killing."

    ...Am I fighting a BBEG Gnome?

    >future oferacy
    Captcha seems to be doing pretty good, at least.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801529
    Forbidden Ceremony of Reflection.
    Suck my dick, BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801530
    >Ghostly Frost Blast

    not too shabby!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:01 No.12801531
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    Octavo, I choose you!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:02 No.12801535
    Monster's Intelligence.

    I sure hope that can make the BBEG as intelligent as, say, a monster. Preferably a -dumb- one.

    I'm sure it's useful. But I'm also sure I'm still fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:02 No.12801546
    >Defile Dungeons

    One way or another looks like someone in this Dungeon is getting raped.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:03 No.12801554
    >>12801488
    >>12801445
    Maybe if we team up...

    Nope. Still boned.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:03 No.12801561
    Fish's Aura of Silver
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:03 No.12801563
    >Summon Thinkers.

    When you think you have me defeated, THINK AGAIN!
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 11/14/10(Sun)23:03 No.12801564
    rolled 30 = 30

    Evil Disappearance..... I'm okay with this
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:04 No.12801565
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    Assassins' Hail of Muck
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:04 No.12801570
    The Celestial Ritual of the Cruel Caster

    Does this mean... like, I become a god or make him a god?

    Someone wanna explain this?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:04 No.12801572
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    >>Charm of Hypnotize God

    Assuming the BBEG is a God I'm set, if its a Goddess like Lloth, well I'm fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:04 No.12801574
    >Abjuration of Summon Sacred Victors

    ...I think everything's going to be okay.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:04 No.12801579
    >>12801561
    how fucked am i. i mean i could dazzle him with my silvery aura
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:05 No.12801582
    >>12801554
    Well, maybe we'll can like, put some name-tags on them and make a B-line for the Exit sign.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:05 No.12801583
    >The Gate of Cats

    what, like some kind of cat dimension? where myou turrrn into a cat? meow thats the myeowst ridiculous thing ive ever hearrrrrd
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:05 No.12801585
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    "Ritual of Summon Amazons"

    ...Might do alright. But fucked afterwards? Maybe. Depends on how glad we are to not be dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:05 No.12801587
    >Rune of Seduce Elves

    ;_:
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:05 No.12801588
    Zones of Good Copper

    I'm fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:06 No.12801593
    Just Bane's Evocation of Victory

    I'd say I'm doin pretty well
    >> tha/tg/uy 11/14/10(Sun)23:06 No.12801594
    >The One Thousand Sorceries of the Golden Grail
    FUCK YES!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:06 No.12801599
    >>12801574
    >Sacred Victors
    >Summon every priest in range named Victor
    good luck with that...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:06 No.12801601
    >The One Hundred Conjurations of Arch-angel Calling

    Got to wonder why I didn't just kick the fight off with this one.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801612
    Elf Slaying.

    Either very fucked, or very okay.
    >> aLevelOneHero !w7ld71BIBY 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801618
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    Chameleons Charm of Horror and Insanity
    >cast on self
    >turn into Cuthuhlu
    >BBEG face when
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801619
    Crazed Priestess's Ceremony of History

    WHY DID I PREP THIS SPELL TODAY
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801622
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    Ritual of Call Fortuitous Insect

    This had better be the most fortuitous fucking insect ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801625
    The Deadly Invocation of the Insane Fish

    ...I'm an Icthyiomancer apparently, so I believe I'll be fine as long as I can FLOOD THE ROOM/CATACOMB/TOWER/SKY FORTRESS.

    Unless of course my fish happen to be insane in an unhelpful manner, which wouldn't be fun considering how they'd spend sporadic 5 seconds periods of enacting their insanity before starting all over again.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:07 No.12801626
    >Disc of Good Barbs

    whatisthisidonteven.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801628
    >Snakes' Knowledge

    Oh wow. Great. Just great. I'll have prior knowledge of what it'll feel like after he's torn my legs off.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801629
    Vorpal Nets of Fortune

    A high-stakes gamble ending with the loser being trapped in a vorpal NET? hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801631
    Circles of Slime

    this would be a good time to run
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801634
    >>12801612
    Elf summoner here.

    STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I'M BONED ENOUGH AS IS.

    Unless we can somehow weaponize the two spells together...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801636
    >Titan's Balls of Frost
    ... How drunk was I when I memorized this spell?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801640
    >>12801599
    Hey, Victor is level 18.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:08 No.12801643
    >Immovable Bones of Blood

    The good news: the BBEGs bones are now made of blood.
    The bad news: Hes immovable...maybe thats good news too.

    wait, is this a self cast spell?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:09 No.12801646
    Adamantite Sphere...Errr...this could work. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:09 No.12801654
    >The Exalted Calling of the Final Barbarian

    I picture Hacksaw Jim Duggan for some reason
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:09 No.12801662
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    >The Moon of Eaters

    I'm okay, but the rest of the planet is kinda screwed.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:10 No.12801664
    >Unjust Feline's Sorcery of Cruelty

    Those evil, evil cats...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:10 No.12801669
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    >>12801526

    Maybe the BBEG is actually 100 left over 3.5E Gnome Illusionists crafted together with elbow grease, a bit of rope, and pure evil to form a giant (by Gnome Standards) golem?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:10 No.12801672
    > The Gem of Goblins

    Well, they should distract him long enough for me to escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:10 No.12801675
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    >>12801634
    >your face when you summon an Gnome sized Elf.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:10 No.12801681
    >Envenom Gloves

    Well Mr. Evil Dude, you beat me. *Offers hand* How about I agree to stop fighting you if you don't kill me?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:11 No.12801685
    >Circle of Mystical Metal

    time to rock! \m/
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:11 No.12801687
    Romance Deflection

    God fucking dammit
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:11 No.12801692
    >Spell of Alter Sapphire

    I am officially the most fucked person in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:12 No.12801698
    >>The Infinite Chants of Time Negation

    Fuck yeah! Time Stop motherfuckers! Now whose fucked?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:12 No.12801699
    AND I CAST THE POWERFUL:
    >The Unspeakable Incatation of Platinum
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:12 No.12801700
    >The Hole of Silver
    "...if you let me live, I'll suck your cock!"
    >> Anomorphous!!Fuckit 11/14/10(Sun)23:12 No.12801711
    Me? Fucked?
    Hohoho no.
    >The Unspeakable Charm of the Perfected Demons
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801718
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    >Wonderful Infertility
    Bardic cantrip? I'm thinking this guy's wishing he'd memorized this one...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801720
    >Lovers' Dreaming

    fucked? why yes, in the more literal sense of the word.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801721
    >Seduce Wyrm

    Even if the BBEG was a dragon, I would not own up to having memorised this spell. I'd rather die.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801722
    >Ritual of Dexterity
    WELP I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR STABBINGS
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801727
    >The Uncountable Perfected Hexes of Drunkenness
    The BBEG is now a drunk BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:13 No.12801731
    >Marvelous Crowns of Nothing

    Unless it curses headwear to make head asplode...yeah, got nothing.
    >DURR HURR LITERALLY
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:14 No.12801737
    >>12801636
    At least you'll get one last T-Bag in before you die.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:14 No.12801744
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    >>12801416
    >Summon Brown
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:14 No.12801747
    >>12801692
    Maybe not. If you prepared the spell, you probably have a sapphire on hand, which you can maybe transmute into some kind of sapphire golem. I'd say Zone of Good Copper is the most fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.12801755
    >Glimmering Lances

    Could do a lot worse than a straightforward offensive spell.


    >The Eighty Exorcisms of Sound Conjuration

    Then again, I could do a lot better...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.12801757
    >Fortuitous Curse of Motion
    Presumably, this lets me escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.12801758
    >Elemental Evocation of the Studious Gnome
    What's up with all the Gnomes in here?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.12801760
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    >>12801626

    Did someone say barbs?

    >>iSnint December's

    Shit capatcha, how did you know what I wanted for christmas?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:15 No.12801765
    Clense Grails

    ....great. So i'll just go shine his fucking trophies before he tears me in half.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:16 No.12801775
    Wise Spirit's Curse of Time
    I'll OLD the BBEG to death!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:16 No.12801776
    >Ethereal Invocation of Seduce Hunter

    I just invoked an Ethereal Succubi Huntress to do my bidding...this fight isn't looking so hopeless after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:16 No.12801781
    >The One Thousand Rituals of Lady Slaying

    I think this just became an ERP, gents.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801784
    >>12801727
    >Demons' Drunkenness
    If we combine these, maybe BBEG'll get alcohol poisoning and die.

    >Phourent Life
    Or, we can just go with Captcha's idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801792
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    "Book of Assassins" wow im not fucked at all, i just open this sucker up and suddenly... NINJAS. NINJAS EVERYWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801795
    >Lava Conjuration
    FUCK. YES.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801798
    >The Thirty Divine Rituals of Viciousness

    Give me enough time and he's fucked up the ass 30 different ways.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801800
    >>12801721
    I think we picked up the same spell book-
    >The Forbidden Casting of Heat
    Last time I believe that guy. I asked him, are you sure this is Prismatic Spray? Because it doesn't look like any variant I've seen before.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:17 No.12801805
    >Intelligent Lady's Invocation of Viciousness
    In other words, 'That Time of The Month'
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:18 No.12801812
    Hmm. Not quite screwed. GO DEATH GEMSTONES!

    Bolts of Vorpal Sapphire
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.12801816
    >Bows of Accursed Nondetection
    Well I'll just put these pretty ribbons in my hair and... HA! NOW YOU CAN'T FIND ME!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.12801817
    >>12801781
    I see that and raise you > The One Thousand Charms of Queen Slaying
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.12801820
    >>12801781
    >Incantation of Dissolve Robes

    I aid your action for +2
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.12801823
    >Divine Exorcism of Flesh and Timelessness

    I think we're BOTH fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:19 No.12801825
    >Exorcism of Springing Deflection

    I goad him into using his most powerful attack on me.

    I then exorcise it, and reflect a purified, holy version back at him.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:20 No.12801829
    >Ghosts' Kindness
    It won't kill him but it'll probably help me post-mortem.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:20 No.12801836
    >The Abyssimal Illusion of the Intelligent Chameleon
    fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.12801843
    >The Sword of Mana
    Well I just got all MY spells back! Lets DO THIS!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.12801847
    >Sigil of Conjure Lava

    i dig it
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.12801848
    >Fish's Illusion of Flaying
    A spell that makes you think you're being skinned alive? Could be handy, but probably not against the BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.12801855
    >Become Caster
    WELL THAT'S JUST A BIT REDUNDANT, DON'TCHA THINK?!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:21 No.12801863
    Insane Dragon's Chant of Cruelty
    or
    The One Thousand Rites of Bear Control
    or
    Elf Seduction.

    Personally I'm gunna have to go with bear control, because the whole name just sounds fucking awesome. I know I was only supposed to roll one, but I listed the other two for badassness / hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801867
    >>Charm of Control Endless Snake

    I like where this is going...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801868
    >Exorcism of Seduce Unjust Angel
    Unf unf.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801869
    >Spell of Create Chimes
    'Wait, is that your phone or mine?'
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801870
    >Rune of Call Cats
    What is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801871
    >Celestial Calling of Gender-reversal
    I CALL DOWN THE POWERS OF HEAVEN TO... make you a lady? Sounds meh.

    >'Tis haverage
    captcha agrees
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801872
    >Become Demonic Archmagi

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    FULL DAILY ALLOTMENT OF DEMONIC SPELLS, HERE I COME.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801874
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    >Corrupt Fish's Sigil of Courage

    ...LET THIS BE THE MOST GLORIOUS OF ALL PYRHHIC VICTORIES!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:22 No.12801882
    >>12801817
    Does that only slay queens? Or does it charm a particular monarch named Queen Slaying?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:23 No.12801888
    >charm of alter quality

    Hey! Maybe I can alter his quality of being bad!
    >> tha/tg/uy 11/14/10(Sun)23:23 No.12801893
    >Rune of Power
    >Unholy Chant of Time and Worth
    >The Infinite Ceremonies of Destroyer Killing
    >Heavenly Conjuration of the Giant Weapons
    >Aura of Heat and Truth
    >The Dungeon of Souls
    I don't know about you guys, but mine is shitting gold!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:23 No.12801895
    >Abjuration of Slay Drunken Conjurers
    ... wow
    >Archmagi's Rite of Wind and Charisma
    Sweet-smelling farts?
    >Clerics' Glamour of Blinding and Hunger
    Sounds like I should have started with that one
    >Cunning Corruptors' Chant of Ease
    That's just not fair
    >Cunning Defenders' Curse of Time
    MUAHAHA! even if you kill me, you will die in DUE TIME
    >Dire Witchery of Slay Human
    Let's hope he's human... (And I'm not)
    >Exorcism of Hypnotise Canine
    Get 'im, Lassie!
    >Generous Divinity's Ceremony of Gold
    making a bribery roll
    >Great Rite of Heroism and Greed
    I turn into a great Adventurer? groovy
    >Holy Rune of Transform Time
    That sound uncomfortable
    >Illusion of Become Insects
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
    >Incatation of Seduce Insane Undertakers
    WHAT?!
    >Krakens' Sorcery of Subtlety and Anger
    I'm trying to kill him, subtlety won't do much good here
    >Lordly Rite of Alter Ruby
    BEHOLD! My. Ruby. GOLEM!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:23 No.12801896
    >Amazon Seduction
    Is the last boss an amazon?
    I really hope so
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:23 No.12801897
    If only I had polymorphed myself into a woman before...

    Ladies' Sphere of Platinum

    Fuck, that could have been useful if I could have cast it.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.12801898
    I cast
    Perfect Evocation of the Portable Hole
    sounds like a winrar to escape
    i think
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.12801900
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    >Rations of Unholy Opening
    Dear...God...I would never wish that upon ANYONE, no matter how evil a BBEG we're talking!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.12801904
    >>12801895
    >Savage Calling of Time and Charisma
    Turn into Freddie Mercury. I win by default of BBEG not being as awesome as I am
    >Spiritual Evocation of Energy and Timelessness
    Foolish BBEG, I no longer have need of this frail flesh, witness my ASCENSION!
    >Studious Crafter's Charm of Intoxication
    Would go great with my first spell
    >The Distant Invocation of the Vicious Archmagi
    Yup, you're dead... don't even bother rolling the save, you won't make all of them
    >The Mystic Glamour of the Glorious Traveller
    Bye!
    >The One Hundred Fine Hexes of Silver
    You called me mad when I took that specialized Bribery skill! Well who's laughing now, BITCH?
    >The One Thousand Chants of Lizard Killing
    Kill every lizard and dragon in range, level up, restore HP and MP. COME AT ME, BRO!
    >The One Thousand Spells of Good Control
    BBEG puppet in my pocket... could prove useful
    >Unjust Caster's Invocation of Bone
    yougonnagetraped.jpg
    >Viper's Ceremony of Gold and Evocation
    BBEG is now a gold statue, I am rich
    >Witchery of Hypnotise Cunning Strangler
    I hope the BBEG is a strangling serial killer
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:24 No.12801911
    >Rains of Vorpal Light
    Hope I brought sunblock.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:25 No.12801915
    >>12801882
    I think it's a typo.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:25 No.12801916
    >>12801718
    Same guy, just got
    >Wonderful Elimination

    >>12801900
    Combo Spell?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:25 No.12801925
    >>12801622
    You've summoned a lucky cricket, fortunately you happen to be playing legend of the 5 rings, where some types of undead / demons are SCARED SHITLESS OF CRICKETS (ESPECIALLY LUCKY ONES).
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:26 No.12801932
    The Elemental Invocation of Bronze

    Welp, It seems I'm dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:26 No.12801936
    >>12801829
    "Damn, man, tough luck there. I couldn't see the fight, but judging by the room it looks like it was pretty intense. Ah well, done is done, right? Welcome to the afterlife. I'm Grigor, and these lovely ladies are Anase and Nyctris. If you have any problems getting used to things around here, just let one of us know and we'll help you out. And hey, don't look so down about all this! Everyone goes through it, but when it comes down to it death is just another kind of life. Things are different, but you'll find that it's not so bad if you don't attract the wrong kind of attention."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:26 No.12801939
    >Bones of Greater Mud

    Good luck beating me with bones made of mud, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:27 No.12801942
    >Jagged Spheres

    well maybe if.. um. well... no. no no no, this wont work at all.

    >Eagle's Calling of Sapphire and Gender-reversal

    ...Gender-reversal? i mean. if im going to die anyways, at least i get the last laugh? but what about the sapphire?

    do i call forth a sapphire, and then change its gender?
    I dunno WHAT the fuck is going on here.

    >his ecrepec
    your guess is as good as mine capcha
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:27 No.12801944
    >Humans' Sadism

    Time to be raped and pillaged.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:27 No.12801947
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    >Cleric's Venom Hail
    >Venom
    No, BBEG, you're are already fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:27 No.12801956
    >The Infinite Conjurations of Nothing Alteration
    Wait, what? Does that mean this spell is an infinite amount of conjurations of Nothing, but is an alteration? So I doom the BBEG too an eternity of existing as an infinity Conjurations of nothing? Or is this a spell that ascends people to a state of being that renders them a god?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:28 No.12801968
    >>12801416
    Fine Charm of Slay Berserker

    = O IS THE BBEG A BERSERKE?!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:29 No.12801976
    >>12801956
    I think someone conned you into buying a mundane scroll with a bunch of fancy letters on it. "Nothing Alteration" indeed.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:29 No.12801981
    >Monstrous Hope
    I WILL NOT GIVE UP!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801985
    >Charm of Transform Timelessness

    Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801986
    >>12801897
    Hex of Pacing
    He'll be trapped in a 5 foot hex THINKING for the rest of his life! HAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801988
    >Invocation of Negation

    I'm.... not sure..? I'm going to cast it and it's going to turn out really well, or everyone is going to be *really fucking screwed*.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801990
    >Damned Ritual of Mana and Anger
    I will win, BUT AT WHAT COST?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801992
    >>12801916
    I think that's the counterspell to mine
    >>12801900
    Still far too evil, though.

    >Nets of Sludge
    ...Well, I can at least make the floor slippery, and the BBEG smell bad.

    >finnish thilerep
    Could I just summon someone from Finland, then?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801993
    >>12801843
    No dude, you just summoned the fucking seiken densetsu MANA SWORD.

    The implement wielded by a goddess to create the fucking universe, and then generously given to mortal hero's as the greatest of all weapons. It's been known by many names : Excalibur, Caladbolg, Masamune. You name it, this sword has done it.

    You didn't just cast a spell, you accidentally a whole fucking universal plot device, the bbeg is *SERIOUSLY* fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801995
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    >>Abjuration of Good and Serenity

    I think that should let me escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:30 No.12801998
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    Armor Defilement

    I don't need a spell for that, thank you
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:31 No.12802004
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    rolled 59 = 59

    >The Axe of Slime

    ...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:31 No.12802010
    >Working of Become Creator

    ...I have a spell that turns me into God.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:31 No.12802013
    The Ten Witcheries of Flesh Absorbtion

    I AM THE BBEG
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:32 No.12802019
    >Ethereal Illusion of the Bodily Armor

    Oh great, illusionary body armor. That's going to help HEAPS.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:32 No.12802024
    >Haunted Invocation of Absorbs Nothing
    WHY DID I EVEN MEMORISE THIS.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:32 No.12802026
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    >>Annihilate Moons

    Well, SOMEBODY is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:32 No.12802030
    >Absorbs Ooze
    Suddenly makes Jell-O villains not only possible, but even more easily countered.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:32 No.12802035
    >>12801993
    That works too.
    But... that means I'm stuck in JRPG land! NOOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:33 No.12802042
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    >>12801843
    Too bad that you're a Vancian spellcaster. To you, mana is nothing but sweet flakes of human fish food.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:33 No.12802045
    >Exceptional Hex of the Insane Gnomes

    Yes! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:33 No.12802046
    >>12801956
    It causes them to work in a cubicle at a call center.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:33 No.12802050
    >Divination of Summon Great Evoker

    excellent. i will divine a Great Evoker, Who will evoke a Great Channeler, who will channel a Great Summoner, who will summon a Great Caster, who will cast....
    >Lords' Simplicity

    now i know next time to just divine the caster. That way only two of us will die e_e
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:33 No.12802052
    >Blue Gauntlet of Magma
    "You're already dead."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:34 No.12802054
    Ritual of Seduce Fish
    ...
    Quite fucked - literally if it's a Sahuagin or such.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:34 No.12802055
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    Abjuration of Seduce Elves

    I'm fucked.
    *grins*

    I offer the BBEG the spell in return for my life, who doesn't want to seduce elves on demand?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:35 No.12802074
    >Aura of Perfect Misfortune
    everyone in the aura is now perfectly unlucky
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:36 No.12802090
    >>12802024
    "You absorb no damage from your invocation.."
    "Wait, what? Why would I have"
    "but now the ghost is saying truly awful things in your brain."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:36 No.12802092
    >Seduce Ultimate Barbarian

    Er...is he an Ultimate Barbarian? Is he a Barbarian at all?

    I think I'm fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:36 No.12802099
    >Defile Suns

    They call me Starfucker. And today, I will live up to that name!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:36 No.12802100
    >Unholy Purity
    "Well I always wondered just what this does, let's find out."
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:36 No.12802101
    >>12801585
    >>12801896
    >Control Amazon

    Let's do this. (Alternatively, have a weapon shipped to you; orders of 25gp and up have no shipping cost!)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:37 No.12802114
    >>12801625
    If it works anything like Summon Bigger Fish, you might be alright
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:37 No.12802115
    >Cleanse Goblets

    Oh fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:37 No.12802118
    >>12802035
    Don't talk shit about secret of mana.

    It was back when jrpg's were actually good... and this one was heavily influenced by western myth based on the names of the sword of mana... but yeah, you've got a universal creation tool at your disposal, bbeg won't even know what fucking hit him.

    You'll be sitting there afterwords going "Did I even... know this spell? How did this get here".
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:37 No.12802122
    >Assault of Energy and Doom
    Now why wouldn't I've of used that earlier?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.12802125
    >Screamer's Ceremony of Absorbtion

    Well, we are now joined.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.12802126
    Spell of Seduce Hateful Archmagi

    fuck you, bbeg, its sex time
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.12802128
    >>12802045

    I would pay money to see this. Lots of money.

    CAPTCHA: amusements fietteky
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.12802133
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    >The Divinations of Eternal Flesh

    brb, immortality.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:38 No.12802135
    >Acidic Cloak of Energy
    Oh yeah, I am SO hugging the BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:39 No.12802137
    >Abyssimal Masks of Flame
    Gaze in awe at my poorly-crafted mask of flame!
    >Endless Exorcism of Call Fish
    Unlimited Fish Works
    >Hail of Unknowable Sludge
    OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SHIT RAINING DOWN ON US!
    >Humanoid's Dexterity
    Behold my...generally average dexterity
    >Snake's Divination of Ice
    Cone of cold, but in snake form? Summon ice snake?
    >Studious Crusher's Working of Sadism
    I will crush you! Just as soon as I finish studying this bondage setup.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:40 No.12802157
    > Sorcery of Blood and Gender-reversal

    ...

    How does blood-reversal work?

    I mean, do I choose one of the two effects, or do they both happen at once? If blood reversal is lethal, why does it matter that I changed their gender?

    ...

    HOW DOES BLOOD REVERSAL WORK?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:40 No.12802158
    >>12802122
    Unfortunately it isn't a discriminating spell. First there comes the level drain, then comes the unpleasant people with large weapons.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:40 No.12802170
    >Bodily walls of glibness

    I conjure forth a living shield of bards and rogues with maxed out bluff.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:41 No.12802175
    >Divination of Kill Crusher

    Just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:41 No.12802178
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    >Control Control
    the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:41 No.12802179
    >Golem Calling

    I've got a good feeling about this.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:41 No.12802181
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    Deflect Silver.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:42 No.12802189
    >Final Abjuration of the Thundering Knife
    Sounds pretty dramatic.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:42 No.12802190
    >>12802137
    No, no no. Snake's Divination of Ice clearly makes your penis/clitoris point at the nearest significant mass of ice. Lasts for 1 day per caster level.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.12802201
    >>12801445
    Fucked? You bet you are! Bowchickawowow!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.12802203
    >Become Past Fighters

    Seeing as every other fighter that went up against this guy died, yeah, im about to.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.12802210
    >>12802179
    It's just going to be a golem talking to you about its day via telepathic link.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.12802212
    >>12802157
    Simple: PMS!!

    >Howling Touches of Flesh
    So I give the BBEG a really, really good handjob or something?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:43 No.12802214
    >Angels' Slime Lances
    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:44 No.12802220
    >>12801416
    Curse of Summon Unjust Humanoids

    So I curse him then run away. Then trolls, trolls everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802234
    >Chime Tracking

    Oh what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802237
    >Goblet of Cats

    ...This guy better have a fucking cat allergy...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802238
    60 conjurations of good. think i got this
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802241
    >>12802157
    It probably reverses the RH factor of the blood (From O negative to O positive, etc.) This has a 50 percent chance of making them seriously allergic to their own blood.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802244
    >>12802157
    You turn the BBEG into a lady, then make her have her period.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:45 No.12802246
    >>12802050

    >Spell of Summon Demonic Conjurer

    im right there with you dude. at least my demonic conjurer knows
    >Drake's History

    fucking fabulous! Perhaps the BBEG is in need of an archivist!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:46 No.12802255
    >Saints' Spears of Gold

    Hey, one that actually sounds dangerous!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:46 No.12802256
    >>12802190

    If only I was in a desert then...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:46 No.12802259
    >>12801792
    >Ninjas, ninjas everywhere!
    >Not fucked
    Nope you're fucked, inverse ninja law.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:46 No.12802260
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    >The Uncountable Rites of Cat Seduction
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.12802262
    >Divination of Metal and Death

    alternatively;

    > Divination of Death Metal
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.12802264
    > Shrink Masks

    ...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.12802269
    >The Uncountable Chaotic Workings of Temples

    I think I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.12802271
    Spell of Summon Exalted Savior : "And the heavens opened forth and an Angelic chorus sang out with vengeance as the Arch-Angels descended from the heavens wroth with anger."

    Chains of Black magma.
    Become Victor.
    Field of Copper.
    Field of Elven Gold.
    Field of Gold.
    The Star of Resurrection.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:47 No.12802272
    >>12802241

    Or it reverses their blood flow. Wreaking havoc on their body and likely killing them.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802276
    >Cold Gushes
    I... have no idea.

    It sounds kind of like it could bring a woman to orgasm without arousing her.
    Which sounds like it has very little combat usefulness.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802277
    >The Infinite Conjurations of the Adamantine Mace

    I am the bone of my mace.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802278
    >>12802244
    That sounds like a dreadful idea. If its already a woman does it bleed from the penis or does the penis become vampiric?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802280
    >Imperial Glamour of the Angry Gnome

    HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802286
    >>12802260
    ...Yanno, when I said
    >>12802237
    >better have a fucking cat allergy
    I DIDN'T MEAN HE BETTER BE ALLERGIC TO HAVING SEX WITH CATS!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802289
    >Disks of Gothic Ether
    Oh goody. I summon an opening to a Hot Topic.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:48 No.12802290
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    >Breath of Voidness and Control
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.12802292
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    >Sorcery of Kill Benevolent Carvers

    Now, if the BBEG were a benevolent carver, I wouldn't even be in this mess now would I?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.12802294
    Calling of Stone and Virtue.
    What does this even do?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.12802297
    >The Three Incantations of Cat Slaying

    ... /facepalm
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.12802303
    >>12802262
    Great, you know where a death metal band is playing. That'll help.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:49 No.12802307
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    >>12802280
    >BBEG enters mirror stance!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802311
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    >Good Incantation of the Icy Ladders
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802314
    >Soldier's Health
    Alright, melee him for awhile, get almost killed, *magic*, and be good to go!
    >> Alpharius 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802315
    Chant of Hypnotise Divine God

    Fuck year.
    I can post pics if you want, but I don't want to have to dick with it.

    Also, this thread is now Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802316
    Wonderful Hands of Water

    Well, now my hands are water.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802318
    >Bone of Minor Victory

    Well, looks I just eked out a minor victory over the BBEG. Go me.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802321
    player 1: um, i think were done guys
    player 2: no way, ive got one spell left
    DM: is it good?
    player 2: The One Thousand Chants of Sound Absorbtion
    player 1: okay, that doesnt help us at all. were done.
    player 3: wait, if the chant aborbs sound, how does it work at all?
    player 2: it only absorbs the sound after the chant is used!
    player 1: Then why do you need 1000 of them? Wont they all be absorbed after the first?
    DM: and besides, this doesnt really help you at all
    player 2: Fuck you guys
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:50 No.12802322
    >Prismatic Rains of Ice

    Bitches I got this.

    Ice wizards are THE SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802328
    >>12802294
    The BBEG is not wearing a Stone Chastity Belt.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802332
    >Hex of Nothing and Balance
    Okay, so I hex the BBEG, and he becomes aligned with nothing and balance. This hopefully helps him chill the fuck out. As long as he's not a monk, then it would just make him stronger.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802335
    >>Incantation of Victory Deflection

    So, when I lose, I can deflect his victory towards him, so he can uh...win some more?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802337
    >Charm of Become Angels

    May as well call it Charm of You Just Died (But Oh Well!)
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802340
    >>12801416
    >The Five Celestial Castings of Intoxication
    I give him 5 different kinds of drugs and booze? This may actually work out..
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802342
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    >Berserker's Illusion of Fertility and Viciousness

    mfw I cast this on myself, then rape him to death.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:51 No.12802343
    >>12802303
    I once DM'd a game in which the entire party consisted of bards. The BBEG was a bard with levels in blackguard, and the final battle took the form of a rock-off. The possibilities are endless, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802348
    >Slay Clever Crusaders

    I should have been the BBEG...
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802350
    Someone archive this.

    Also, Charismatic Spirit's Sorcery of Construction.
    I'll just go and construct myself an Oricalcum Golem....
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802351
    >Abjuration of History
    Well if his plan involves destroying time I might be able to foil his plan before he kills me.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802353
    >>12802294
    Induces massive blue balls.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802359
    >Red Balls

    Insert testicle based pun here.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.12802361
    >Evocation of Rulership
    Become the new BBEG! Yes!

    >Club Bacitly
    But what has Bacitly ever done to me?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:53 No.12802369
    The Lesser Invocation of the Elf

    "Yo, Adoring Fan! Get over here!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:53 No.12802372
    >The One Thousand Rites of Assasin Slaying

    Looks like the BBEG is dead one thousand times over.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:54 No.12802380
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    The Uncountable Evocations of Slime Conjuration

    It's more slime than anyone can possible handle, even your BBEG! Not to mention that's like two schools right there...It's gotta be a win.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:54 No.12802387
    >Sigil of Call Archmagi

    So, I call for help like a little girl and then take all the credit once the BBEG is dead. At least I won.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:54 No.12802389
    >Sorcery of Control Beasts

    i was a lot more excited about this one until i re-read it and realised it didnt say 'breasts' :C
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:55 No.12802396
    >Arch-angel Summoning
    Bitch
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:55 No.12802398
    >The Sacred Conjuration of the Sly Feline
    THAT FUCKING CAT!
    ... If I summon that cat in THIS thread it's likely to get raped.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:56 No.12802405
    Mystical Curse of Become Cat eh? Well... no matter how this turns out one of us will be walking away with a pet cat.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:56 No.12802410
    >The Gem of Sapphire

    Fucking bribes, how do they work?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802413
    Evocation of Seduce Wise Cat

    Why would I ever need this?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802416
    >>12802318
    That spell causes your middle finger to be raised even after your death.

    >>12802335
    That spell is actually just you saying "I'm sorry mom" over and over until you're dead.

    >>12802342
    Remember, it's an illusion. As you lay there, body blasted with damage from his attacks and your genitals mangled from your own frantic attempts at copulation, you'll at least have a little dream of being a rape based badass.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802419
    >>12802405
    Or, if the spells from the rest of the thread are used as well, the cat gets fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802420
    >Seduce Mass Humanoid

    Assuming the BBEG is a humanoid, I am good to go. After that, I'm set for life. I'll settle down with a few hundred humanoid women. I can send the seduced men out on quests for riches to give me in futile hope of me returning the affection.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802424
    Unspeakable Exorcism of Negate Wind
    I can't figure out if there is a double negative issue here and I'm really fucked.
    Well hope my BBEG was a wind elemental or Im still fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.12802427
    >>12802342
    It's just an illusion, though. It doesn't actually confer an y benefit. You'd be better of casting it on him, so that he tries to rape you to death, and hopefully you can take advantage of his, ah, over-enthusiasm.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.12802431
    >Illusion of Absorbtion

    No No, BBEG It Only Looked Like I Absorbed That Last Blast Without Breaking A Sweat. It Actually Put A GIANT HOLE Through My Torso
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.12802432
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    >Sharp Chain of Terror

    And all was well

    >It's Funized

    Depends on how you look at it, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.12802434
    Blade Shrinking

    So does the BBEG use a really big sword? Otherwise this is pretty useless
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802448
    >Rite of Cold Alteration

    I'll make it so cold that my nipples will be sharp like razors and I may slice the BBEG's throat!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802456
    >>12802434

    Maybe it's a Freudian blade.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802458
    >The One Hundred Runes of the Howling Crystal
    You man kill me now BBEG, but YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802459
    The Savage Curse of the Happy Amazons

    it seems i saved the best for last
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802461
    Rune of Hypnotise Compassionate Consumer

    Guise, I'm Obama now.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802462
    >>12802420

    Actually, it's "Seduce Mass Humanoid", not "Mass Seduce Humanoid". So I think it only works on really fat people.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.12802463
    >>12802351
    Actually I think that spell would just cancel history out before he got around to it. Abjuration means to renounce.

    So it's either that or it turns him into a Holocause denier or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:00 No.12802472
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    >Magic Missile

    Fuck...
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:00 No.12802477
    >The One Hundred Saintly Curses of Compassion
    I made him compassionate?
    i guess i win then
    >Divination of Create Tiaras
    why did i have this?
    >Summon Artists
    OH COME ON
    >Lizard's Bone Beam
    i dont even wanna know
    >Calling of Seduce Angel
    i'll just save this until i'm in heaven
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:00 No.12802480
    >Feline's Glamour of Deflection and Courage
    Well, shit. I appear to be courageous and deflect his attacks.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.12802487
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    >The One Thousand Rituals of Nothing Negation

    Thats got to be the most useless thing I could have gotten. Needless to say I am very fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.12802492
    >>12802459
    Death by snoo-snoo!

    >>12802434
    I think that's a clever metaphor. Just check that it isn't one of those spells that only effect you.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.12802494
    >The Final Glamour of the Crazed Demons
    Well we're all fucked, so why not?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:01 No.12802496
    >>12802434
    Shrink his penis?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802500
    >The One Thousand Blasphemous Conjurations of Virtue

    um......what? How would that work?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802503
    >Seek Dwarf

    As i cast this, the BBEGs attention is suddenly diverted as he staggers off to find a dwarf. he doesnt even know what hell do with it or why he wants to find one. Doesnt matter, as long as i didnt roll up a dwarf!
    >> Alpharius 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802504
    >The Nine Royal Illusions of Holes
    THE ROYAL HOLES!
    >Charm of Become Angel
    I'm an angel motherfucker.
    >Glamour of Slay Slayers
    I slay the slayers.
    >Calling of Titan Calling
    I call for titan's call!

    >The Seventy Chants of Copper Negation
    >Unholy Witchery of Control Metal
    Fuck your metal.

    >Wonderful Rune of Thought and Caring
    Daww
    >Summon Holy Human
    I have a priest!
    >Exalted Witchery of the Crazed Swimmers
    >Illusion of Muck
    It looks like they're swimming in muck!
    >The Ladder of Sadness
    I have to sadly climb this ladder.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802505
    Perfect Conjuration of Bronze

    "Look at that fucking anatomy, BBEG. It's perfect."
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802506
    >Spell of desire

    IT'S ON!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802508
    >Abjuration of Transmute Staves

    Well, my staff will be safe.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:02 No.12802510
    >>12802133
    Alas, now you only know where to find it.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:04 No.12802528
    >>12802500
    Blasphemous versions of virtue are conjured a thousand times.

    It's not hard.

    You just summoned what's basically a Chaos God as they are exactly that.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:04 No.12802536
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    Krakens' Earth Orb
    ... LAND SQUID!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:04 No.12802540
    "I conjure...FUCKING CHASTITY! And then I conjure...STOLEN CHARITY!"

    That's what I imagine.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.12802545
    Infinite Runes of Energy
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I walk out unscathed.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.12802547
    >>12802405
    >>12802413
    BY YOUR POWER COMBINED!

    >Evidence Broken
    So. Am I the only one who thought broken condom?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.12802552
    >The Ultimate Incatation of the Gnomes

    take note, previous gnome summoners, conjurers, and diviners alike. I will show you how to do this the right way
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.12802553
    >>12802540

    Forgot my quote.
    >>12802500
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:05 No.12802556
    >>12802536
    Fuck. That.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:06 No.12802565
    >The Infinite Workings of Magic Control

    ULTIMATE POWER!

    Or what sounds like an introductory book to the theory of magic control.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:06 No.12802566
    Exorcism of Copper

    While I no longer have all of this change in my wallet, there is still the matter of the BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:06 No.12802579
    >The Staff of Goddesses
    Well I have this AND the Sword of Mana.
    Yeah, the BBEG and pretty much EVERY BBEG are fucked forever.
    I win.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:07 No.12802588
    Final Invocation of the Screaming Invokers

    :V I ASSUME IM SCREAMING BECAUSE IM BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB. THANKS, SPELL!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:07 No.12802593
    >>12802547
    So... I seduced a wise cat which was once a wizard?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:07 No.12802601
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    Forge Cloaks
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:08 No.12802608
    >Charm of Seduce Necromancers

    Well, if the BBEG is a necromancer, or there is a necromancer around whom I would be able to seduce, then JUST AS PLANNED
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:08 No.12802609
    >>12802566
    unless this is Dwarf Fortress or the Iliad or something, and you exorcised all the BBEG's gear.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:08 No.12802613
    >Angels' Casting of Air

    My only hope is to lure the BBEG underwater and try to outlast him in breath-holding.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:08 No.12802616
    >Ruby Deflection
    Well, that should buy me some time, at least. Assuming, of course, that it deflects things with a ruby barrier, rather than simply deflecting rubies.

    >captcha: Rappro THE
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:09 No.12802624
    >>12802609
    So, what? Now I have a nude BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:10 No.12802635
    >>12802624
    A nude BBEG you can probably punch out or something. You're better off than you were.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:10 No.12802636
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    Divination of Become Spectral Kraken

    Gif realated as it's my reaction to getting said spell
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:11 No.12802641
    >>12802624
    No, but at least his copper gear is now free of spirits.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:11 No.12802646
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    >>12802579
    >Mon visage you use the staff to summon a divine harem instead of doing anything heroic.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:12 No.12802655
    >Slay Executioners

    clearly i saved this for last because i cant have an executioner until im about to be executed. you may have beat me in combat, BBEG, but it cost you your life!

    >prize upon
    why yes, i would expect some kind of prize for defeating this evil
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:12 No.12802656
    >>12802636
    Sadly the Spectral Kraken is 3 inches across and dies within two minutes of exposure to air.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:12 No.12802659
    >>12802504
    >Charm of Become Angel

    Best hope you're not playing Adeptus Evangelion. You are now the angel, and your former allies get to deal with DOUBLE TROUBLE.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:13 No.12802662
    >The Infinite Spells of Dreamer Calling
    If I can use this to call Cthulhu to fight for me, I'll win but I'll probably go insane and/or be eaten alive afterwards
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:13 No.12802663
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    >Parsifal's Perfect Prophylactic
    Ehehehe... hahah... hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

    I'm not the one who's boned, so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:13 No.12802664
    >>12802646
    After the immediate threat of the BBEG... yeah. Yeah I probably would.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:13 No.12802666
    >Charm of Measure Transformation
    Depends on which way this goes, it might be a good or a bad thing.
    >Cruel Assasin's Rite of Gold
    BBEG is now gold
    >Insects' Casting of Ice
    I'm ashamed of having to resort to this
    >Rune of Transformation
    Roll out!
    >Spiritual Storms of Earth
    He's fucked
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:14 No.12802683
    >Exalted Conjuration of Become Fighter

    THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:14 No.12802684
    >The Deathly Exorcism of the Courageous Spirits
    Thsi would probably HURT more then HELP!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:16 No.12802703
    >The Chamber of Barbarism
    TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:16 No.12802705
    >Bodily Barrier

    i cast this spell by holding someone in front of me
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:17 No.12802708
    >Gloves of Lava
    Ah yeah, you're gonna get it.. OHFUCKMEITBURNS!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:17 No.12802717
    The Infinite Incatations of Ogre Seduction

    Oh, god.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:17 No.12802720
    >>12802703
    That or it's the average college student's room.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:19 No.12802730
    >>12802717
    Infinite huh? How much gold did that set you back? Probably should have just bought a donkey and paid someone to train it to kick you in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:20 No.12802751
    >>12802730
    I'm thinking that may have been the better deal, yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:20 No.12802755
    >>12802717
    Here's a synergistic spell for you-
    >The Pit of Ogres

    Have fun? We promise not to tell your parents how you died. Well, at least not until we're drunk.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:20 No.12802757
    >The Five Exalted Exorcisms of Family
    Because everyone hates Thanksgiving.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:22 No.12802782
    Dragon Seduction

    I got this.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:23 No.12802795
    >>12802755
    So, I get raped to death by ogres? Brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:23 No.12802796
    Deadly Evocation of the Blue Suns

    Wonder how this will work out.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:24 No.12802811
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    >>12802796
    Like this.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:24 No.12802813
    Future Rite of the Cowardly Screamer

    I knew I'd find a use for this one.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:25 No.12802823
    >negate flesh
    >trollface.jpg

    Also, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12801416/
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:26 No.12802826
    >The Spectral Rite of the Angry Humans
    This should be funny. Angry goasts.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:26 No.12802827
    The Pit of Kindness!
    Where you'll receive a bowl of warm soup and a bandaid.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:26 No.12802836
    >>12802795
    Hey, at least this way its quick instead of being hunted across the countryside for several months.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:28 No.12802846
    >Metal Balls

    >IVE GOT BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEL
    >BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEL
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:28 No.12802847
    >Seduce Screamers
    Hahahaha! I do like an active girl. Unless these are AI driven buzzsaws...
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:32 No.12802888
    >>12802846
    Gold Spheres

    Mine are gold.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:32 No.12802891
    >>12802826
    no man, the rite is spectral. The angry humans are entirely physical. They're summoned from the Plane of Strong Political Beliefs.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:33 No.12802902
    >>12802891
    So he summoned a horde of Lewis Blacks?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:34 No.12802911
    Spell
    The Greater Invocation of the Future Barbarian

    There probably is frazetta art of this...
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:38 No.12802943
    >The Nine Great Exorcisms of Air
    Asphyxiation should do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:41 No.12802972
    >Gems of Lawful Springing
    So I guess I have gems in my feet that let me jump anywhere I can see. That could come in handy.

    >captcha: because satong
    "Satong" being the sound I make when I stomp on the BBEG's helmet.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:43 No.12802996
    "Cat's Call"

    ...Well, either I just sexually harassed the BBEG or sent a kitten to it's doom.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:48 No.12803044
    >Drake's Knowledge
    Obtaining the knowledge of a thousand-year-old dragon might be useful in some cases, but if it doesn't include some better spells, it's unlikely to help with the problem at hand.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:53 No.12803095
    >Just Undead's Abjuration of Security
    A force of noble and heroic undead guardsmen should buy me some time to cast my next spell.

    >Crazed Speaker's Illusion of Muck
    My insane babbling creates illusionary muck. Assuming the BBEG falls for the illusion and gets stuck, it should... buy me some time... to cast my next next spell.

    >Ceremony of Nothing
    This is either a gag spell that doesn't do anything, or it summons a portal to the infinite void to swallow up my foe. I'm not sure whether the latter would be better or worse.

    >captcha: Hyarionon face
    This is the face I'm making right now.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:54 No.12803102
    >>12802972
    Only if you have a lawful alignment, otherwise you just look like a dork jumping on gems.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:55 No.12803121
    >Yellow Hand of darkness

    HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)00:56 No.12803127
    >Spell of Summon Summoner
    So do I summon another summoner, or do i summon myself?
    If it's another summoner then I could either be ok, or still die horribly, if the ladder, then I die for sure.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)01:00 No.12803173
    >>12803127
    Latter, not ladder.

    Anyway, you could potentially bury him with summoner bodies depending on how this goes.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)01:03 No.12803202
    >The Uncountable Glorified Workings of Nothing
    I will... confuse him... with anti-logic.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)01:05 No.12803220
    >Bodily Sphere

    So I curl up in the fetal position and wait for my demise, what a useful spell to have memorized.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)01:13 No.12803311
    >Spell of Kill Victor
    Well this spell will either kill who ever wins the fight, or it will kill some unfortunate person that is name Victor.
    Lets hope the BBEG's name is Victor so I won't have to die for it to maybe work
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)02:46 No.12804300
    >romance deflection
    Where'd that guy who was going to raped to death by ogres go?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)03:30 No.12804766
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    >The Ceremony of Time

    "GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)04:51 No.12805491
    >The Marvelous Rune of the Lawful Krakens

    I sure hope those Krakens are Lawful Good...



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