Is that a draenei?

>moralefag

>>13041511

It is.

>>13041519
maybe he was a bard too?

>>13041519

This was in character. They fucking loved that word when my character refused to help them to commit an evil act or heal them after an evil act.

>>13041503
>>13041503

Lame ass story, bro.

>>13041546

you was one of them bro?

>college

>saying moralfag IRL


>rage IRL

im pretty sure those guys were from 4chan and got trolled by real life

>this thread

Also, am I the only one that thought the woman in OP's pic had titty pauldrons?

>>13041546

sup OP's partymember

OP I think you showed those faggots who's boss. I hope you left the group afterwards though.

Anyone got anymore draenei?

>>13041561
>>13041565
>Implying thinking a persons bawwwfest is boring makes him an automatic member of the party the OP was crying about.

Are you fucking retarded?

draenei thread?

>>13041564

I'm wondering more about where the fuck her nose went.

Travel the path travelled by few, OP.

But why?

>>13041568

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user_pictures-DrGraevling.page-1.php

knock yourself out

>>13041581

>bawwwfest

i dont think you know what does that mean

>best looking gal you'll find

>>13041581
>bawwwfest

What.

>>13041589
The path of the good- the path of the paladin

Should have quited when you heard about the character generation, bro.

>>13041614

Actually, I was playing a shaman, it was like playing a sorcerer/paladin multiclass with having the pantheon of elements as cruel and indecisive gods who also hate eachother and having a fuckload of at-wills.

Best part was when my retarded party thought that means my character is an atheist and tried to get me kill a paladin.

>>13041589
You mean lawful evil?

>>13041626

you never wanted to BE in one of these games? where everywhere is so shockingly dumb you start to wonder why they are bothering with this?

its bile fascination man, you just HAVE to see someone playing a vampire neko catgirl and taking it seriously

>>13041564

those are earthshatter spaulders, they are supposed to glow like a mini-furnace

A job well done OP! I applaud you!
Out of curiousity, could you share what characters the rest of the party play? I m fascinated.

Blizzard should just make futanari canonical, because every Draenei is one or is played by a man.

>DM details for several minutes how his beloved mary sue died screaming in pain, twitching and convulsing with third degree burns and cardial arrythmia
Kind of sounds like he was sick of their shit and used the opportunity you gave him to slap them around some.

>>13041705
>This is what people actually think

Just because some horny kids secretely wants to be fucked by a female space goat does not make them shemales.

Deal with it.

>>13041564
>inb4 image deleted

Also, this thread reminds me to not play with WoW players. Not that I'd be forgetting at any point.

>>13041705
You should play on non-shit servers, dude.

>Playing ToC

>GM starts by saying he wants a bunch of regular jack-offs, real Cthulhu style.

>one player wants to start an argument why his doctor should have high points in guns and a Thompson for self defense

>>13041730
>>Just because some horny kids secretely wants to be fucked by a female space goat does not make them shemales.

What...what the fuck does it make them?

>>13041503
Excellent story, friend. I honestly don't understand why the haters are hating, /tg/ usually loves a good "shitty game" story. Maybe they really are your players.

>>13041705
>played by a man
That doesn't mean the draenei they play is futa.

Also OP, what were the stats you used for your draenei?

Well played OP, I saulte you.
It's nice to see that someone still has the balls to do a total party wipe when people get too retarded.
Bonus brownie points for detailed combat description.

well done OP

you are a true intelligen/tg/entleman!

>>13041762
If you had multiple angora spacesuits, then put them on sequentially you could have Space Goat Coat to Coat.

>>13041824

OP you there? Were you just trolling us?

>>13041824
i hate you.

>>13041737
Sure, if there were any.

>>13041824
>>Space Goat Coat to Coat.

CARRRLOSSSSS

>>13041748
Every party of average dudes should come with exactly one Burt Gummer. It's a rule or something.

Maybe the doc is exmilitary?

>>13041924
former field medic who has 'Nam flashbacks in the OR.

>>13041780

Lost the pages since then, its racial modifiers was +1 con +1wis, +1spi and gift of the naaru was ruled as an at will, spent all points I got later very balancedly, with con getting some extra points. We started as level 3 and my equipment was completely shit for most of the game except of a crystal focus staff and some chain main scavenged from some dead bandit.

The rest of the team(forgot the names, have to make up some new ones):


Iamstrong Kingofbattle: human fighter with dracnic blood in it, wanted to be a warlord this meant picking fights with guards and running away, bitched all the time because of low HP and dumped his points into strength and dex, wore fullplate and bitched why he was useless and slow in it

Creepystare Hasissues: Dhampir rogue, wears black, always talking about sex and hitting all females ingae, living out fantasies. Always got mad when my character refused him with a smile and shown hm her engraved tendril ring meaning shes taken. Made creepy slashfic with the catgirl. He put points on skills "sounding cool" and a guard dog nearly killed him once. He was the first I killed.

cont.

>>13041967
continue

>"Hey bro! We haven't seen each other since high school ended two years ago! Let's D&D like we did then for old times sake!"
>There was a clear reason why I hadn't talked to him in so long. I hate this guy. He's a self absorbed aspiring opera singer/guitar player/piano genius/you name it. His last "Great campaign!" was a complete circle-jerk around his DMPC. The guy also only has friends now that ride his dick 24/7.
>"I'll be bringing some of my art school friends too!"
>My interest is piqued.
>Arrive and find the party to be all self inserts. 20 something in stats such as strength or dexterity with character portraits that don't depict the littlest hint of musculature or grace. Just their fat hipster selves.
>"Hey, here's some houserules I made!"
>I glance over them, we're level one, but roll 6d6 for stats and keep the greatest of five. Yep, five d6's for each stats. All feats stack and you can take "flaws" to have more feats from the start. Dodge just adds to your AC...
>...Exploiting time.
>I come out of it with a rogue with 23 dex, I take the same flaw ten times, which he said was fine. It was essentially one that made people think you were ugly, it had no barring on your charisma or diplomacy, but people "duntrellylieku...k?"
>I take dodge eleven times along with agile riposte. End up with a human rouge.
>Session starts with everyone waking up in the middle of a town during a dragon attack, his DMPC defeats five dragons before our eyes as everyone else isn't allowed to do anything.
>"Come with me to save the world!"
>Decline.
>"He must be evil! Destroy him!"
>His friends all turn on me.
>+11 ac from the all the dodge feats I took.
>Ability to counter missed attacks immediately due to agile riposte.

There were no survivors.

>>13042013
Beautiful!

Slutty Cocksucky: NYAAAH catgirl raised by vampires to be the vessel of the coming godess of pain(dont ask) tried to play a perky goth, ended up in chaotic randumb trying to kill everyone because of "sorandom ^_^" she thought catgirls must be agile so she put all of her points on dex and "stealthy" abilities, she also fucked around with everyone and claimed it was liberating women from the chains of marriage, got mad when my character refused lesbian sex and told shes chaste. He also wrote fanfic and commisioned pictures of his character during sex.

Whatthefuck Doesthatmean: Half elf-half vampire sorcerer, all points on wisdom because he is so SMART!. Keeps brooding in most of his time, enjoys wearing silver jewellry, piercings and facepaint, ponders about the meaning of life and blurps of non-sequiturs he thinks witty. Also liked to rape thesaurus and bring several pages of purple prose to games.

J. Bravo Imsoaplha: Elf bladedancer(some houseruled shit) Marlboro Man on crack or the lost brother of Zapp Brannigan, 95% of his game was bragging about how awesome is his hair, his katana(yes) his style, his sexual conquests, his awesome elvish culture(strangely japanese) and how much he despises bloody, dumb, blind human sheeple. He also thought everything belongs to the elves and that includes women of lesser races, tried to hit on me, my character laighed him out and called him a pallid, hornless, midget who doesnt even have proper horns or a tail. He raged.

>>13042013
Should have taken agile riposte a couple times too if they were letting ya bullshit around like that from the start.

3.x draenei stats ive found: http://thevigilones.wikidot.com/draenei-stats

>>13042013
Be careful with "art school friends".

Only people I know here at my art academy that are into RPing are a bunch of DeviantArt faggot cunt furry faggots enrolled in Illustration Design.

The rest sticks to more /v/ /tg/ crossover stuff.

You wouldn't believe how many aspiring artists from my generation have played the original Fallout.

>>13042073
>all points on Wisdom
>SMART
>Wisdom somehow is Intelligence now

wat

>>13042112
Honestly, it was all out of contempt for all the time I wasted with that "wonderful" DM. He also tried to ruin my campaign when I opted to run a game just so he would be the only person with a campaign in the area. It's pretty funny, mine has been going on since it started and his died halfway through senior year. Everyone really had it with his nonsense, yet he just could take the hint.

>>13042156
>Couldn't

My bad.

I love this thread so much

>>13042126

You dont get it, he was trying to play the HE IS WISE BEYOND HIS AGE angle and be "educated and witty" as a socielly inept tard imagines educated and witty.

>before combat

>mangled Sun-Tzu oneliner about war

>"Excuse me sir, my skill in Common isnt enough to decipher what you ha-"

>"YOU ARE TOO DUMB TO GET IT, SPACE GOAT"

He went to Dan Quayle territory when he tried to make some of himself, it was bloody hillarious

>BATTLES MUST BE WON

>MIND MAKES YOU STRONGER THAN STRENGTH

>THE LIGHT OF GOOD IS TOO WEAK TO STARE IN THE FACE OF THE MOON OF EVIL

>>13042205
Sounds like low INT combined with low CHA created the illusion that his average WIS was somehow extraordinary.

I get that people often can't properly RP out their stats at all times, but this kind of discrepancy made me lol.

>>13042205
>THE LIGHT OF GOOD IS TOO WEAK TO STARE IN THE FACE OF THE MOON OF EVIL
I'm getting this mental image of bizarro Minsc, and it's hilarious.

>>13042226

He who hides in darkness stands out
But he who stands out in darkness is... fluorescent!

>>13042205
>BATTLES MUST BE WON
>MIND MAKES YOU STRONGER THAN STRENGTH
>THE LIGHT OF GOOD IS TOO WEAK TO STARE IN THE FACE OF THE MOON OF EVIL

Fucking Stolen.

>>13042198

>>13042326
This is awesome. Any more wise parables, OP?

>>13042205
"Dan Quayle territory?" The 'ole DQ is a little bit before my time. I think this calls for a google search.

>I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

>The future will be better tomorrow.

>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

...and now I feel compelled to play Dan Quayle as my next character. Race and class are no issue.

>>13041609

>>13042365

Gonna try to remember some, I wish I'd had his old purple prose papers now detailing the "beautifully shimmering sable eyes" of his.

He always tried to be the soul of the team, like a retardmissar while I was the team mommy and pocket healer of the group, only barely using offesive elemental powers(powers means if and when the capricious Great Spirits actually help you).


THE WEAK MUST BE IMMOLATED AND ANNIHILATED OFF THE FACE OF THE ECLIPES

THE ONLY POWER STRONG ENOUGH IS ME

(to the slutty catgirl) DOTH RESPLENDENT MAIDEN DO I SEE THEE SPLENDID BODY BE RAVISHED BY DOST THOU ENEMIES?(Shakespear spinning in his grave at relativistic speed)

I only remember the real facepalmers now, his whole speech is full of these. At first I were adding malapropers and weird syntax to my speech too(and and implied Natasha accent) but he quickly outshined me IC in that. Also, Constabnt. Thesaurus. Rape. He came with several pages of printed shit to dazzle us with.

>>13042524

Oh god. My spleen. I can't breathe.

you did good OP. people like them are not to be encouraged.

>>13042600
>northern /k/ommando

So you side against the rest of /k/ and think the South was right to lose?

The only really bad story I have from my group is this guy who has a fixation on the whole "Badass rouge/assassin of teh shadows" thing.

Every damn fight he would whine at the DM because he couldn't get behind the enemy and do a sneak attack.

>THE WEAK MUST BE IMMOLATED AND ANNIHILATED OFF THE FACE OF THE ECLIPES

>>13042608
I assume so he could go against the stereotype of
LOL BLUE SLUT WITH HORNS

Or he is, you know. NORDIC!

>>13041609
Do you have anything where it's just draenei being sexy, like in >>13041503 and >>13041511?

>>13042608

When they rolled their characters I knew this will be a derpfest so I wanted a polite, eloquent, and chaste Lawful Good character to make them derp and something thats usually associated with horsecocks. I actually like their dimensional traveller lore amd how alien they are, it certainly made more sense in a "you can roll everything!" campaign than some wannabee moon goddess.

In fact, I intend to reuse this character in a serious campaign one day, I grown to like it, especially because of her alien fluff and morals(innocent until proven guilty, WHAT!?) and how her shaman powers worked, it was like having four fussy highschoolers on MSN who hate eachother and try to get "gifts" for them but without angering them too much,

>>13042720
>innocent until proven guilty

>>13042829

If Noam Chomsky became a zombie, would we call him Moan Chompsky?

>>13042615
actually, the name refers to where i live.

and on the subject of the american civil war: i do not believe that the south was right in enslaving people, nor do i believe that was the noth had the right to stop the southern states secession.

and personally i believe the war was more about politics, states rights, and economical reasons than it was about slavery.

>>13041612

I like this pic so much, it shows that they arent the hippies most people believe draenei are.

but if they're so slender... why are they mammaries so huge?
does not compute

decide for yourself whether or not i am a bad player as well from this story

>join 3.5e party as grizzled cleric
>we start off in a sort of tutorial get-to-know-yourmates setting
>the other players are all trying to shoehorn their overarching backstories into the game before we've left the starting gate
>especially this one guy, HOLY FUCK. he was roleplaying as a regular dude thrown into another universe from the "real" earth, making anachronistic comments and quoting memes seemingly at random
>get tired of thit shit, decide to quit in a somewhat creative way
>one weekend, say i'm going camping, make a joke about being eaten by bears
>they all joke about me being eaten by bears
>i never go back

>>13043283

>quoting memes seemingly at random

Shoot these faggots.

More stupid sayings!

"MY STOMACH IS FULL LIKE THE MOON SO MY HUNGER IS EMPTY LIKE THE ECLIPSE"
"THE MAN IN THE MOON IS THE MAN IN MYSELF"
"WHEN THE MOON IS NEW THE TIDE IS TOO"
"THE MOON REVOLVES AROUND THE WORLD AS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"
"THOUGH THE MAN IN THE MOON IS WISE IN HIS YEARS, I WILL BE QUICK LIKE THE RABBIT THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK THE MAN LOOKS LIKE"
"QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, SUCH AS THE SMALL EVIL OF THE MOON OVERPOWERS THE MUCH GOOD OF THE WOLRD"

>Friend invites me to a game with his cousin, girlfriend and roomate.
>Sure you where a pretty chill guy to play with no problem
>Roll up a Dread Necromancer for his Ravenloft game
>The roomate and his cousin both rolled up kender brothers and his girlfriend made a elf with neko glamour on her gear
>Kender bros spend the whole time being fucking kenders and the catgirl elf laughing her ass off at the stupid shit
>Try to stay on track with the plot but shit devolves into derp stealing errything fest and replace with string
>4th game session in they steal my coin purse
>Cast curse of the lycanthrope king on them in the middle of town
>Laugh as the gaurds descend on them like fucking legion
>Kenders think there going to kick ass until I end the lycanthrope spell on them and raise every gaurd they kill to keep fighting them
>Catgirl elf tries yelling that I'm raising undead
>I laugh because the town is run by a lich so the gaurds couldn't give two fucks
>The kender bros die I loot there corpses and turn them into ghoul servants
>Dm calls me during the week and tells me I can't come back to the game because the other players won't play with me
And not a single fuck was given that day

>can i use adoptive parent trait to gain tusks from my orc parents?

>No, you can't learn tusks.

Oh wow, that's like... half the thread gone now.

Guess it was kind of off-topic to OP, anyway.

>>13044451
Pretty much, but mainly it's like >>13044514 said.

World of Warcraft has made them expand enormously on the original, really damn bland concept, and what's come out of it is a pretty colorful setting--if incredibly silly at times.

The expansion they're releasing this Tuesday brings back the nation of Gilneas from WC2, who used to be just like the rest of the generic-medieval Alliance except they were also bunch of standoffish pricks who only helped out 'cause the orcs were about to ruin their shit, refitted as pseudo-victorians who've since contracted a werewolf curse.

Meanwhile the goblins, who in WC2 were pretty much just squeaky little guys who blew themselves up and flew blimps, are now back as a mercantile empire who rule an island nation that is best described as a Looney Tunes version of Scarface.

Also, they bring the hottest women in the game to the Horde. Draenei, eat yer heart out. You can't fight dem green hips.

>>13044641

>Draenei, eat yer heart out. You can't fight dem green hips.

>>13044638

DERAILMENT DELETEMENT

Alright but seriously, this shit is hilarious
Is it archived yet?

>>13044350
But... That's fucking awesome!

>http://www.wowhead.com/search?q=A+Steamy+Romance+Novel

>>13044641

Why dont have the best of two worlds?

http://www.wowhead.com/item=63271

http://www.wowhead.com/item=54291

>>13044664
They didn't want to be bound to me and called me a powergamer.
When I was the only one with a background.
I was just going to use it so they would stop fucking with me but whatever

>>13044750
This shit is why I keep playing that goddamn game.

Another goblin girl before I go to bed (and this post gets deleted)

>>13044792

This. All the fucking time. Your character has a shred of usefulness and backstory you are immediatly branded as a munchkin and powergamer.

>>13044845
To be fair I was a dick though.
Neutral Evil FTW!

>>13044750
I get the feeling that those books were all written by a guy named Marcus.

>>13044350
sounds like they were really damn butthurt about it.

makes it all the sweeter man.

>>13044903

Thats how paladins roll in warcraft, chastity is for the weak.

Those books are also incredibly matching female sexual fantasies, and typical romantic book female writing.

>torrent of sweltering vapor

>>13044750

>Bony fingers worked effortlessly beneath his armor, unlatching his breastplate and exposing him to the cold air. "Don't worry my sweet Marcus, that's not a finishing move tonight... I'm just getting started." He wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist, forcing an excited giggle as he nibbled at her neck vertebrae.

Jesus fuck what the hell man, what the hell...

>>13045031

Turn on undead.

Duh.

>>13044939
Yeah but me and the DM are still bros so no biggie.
just won't be playing with them again.
Which gets hard cause his roommate tries to weasel his way into every game he tries to join.

>>13045249
good to hear.

but seriously, he could have told them at the very start to stop fucking around.

>wants to roll a neutral good fighter

>DM says:"lol evil or neutral characters only this is a serious campaign"

And no, he wasnt a highschool fucker.

What the fuck is with people?

>>13046094
He just handed you an invitation to be a CN jackass.

>>13042858
In college my brother and I had this class called "Minds, Brains, and Machines", and it was fucking ridiculous and awesome. So anyway when the professor kept bringing up Chomsky, my brother got really bored and drew the adventures of Chompsky the robotic dog. It was like this cheezy little robot dog with HUEG toothy robot jaw. It was so stupid. Every time I saw it I had to stifle laughing out loud in class.

Anyways, on with this awesome thread.

>>13046094
Write CE on your sheet, act NG. If he doesn't like it he can have a sook.

>>13042377
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Best. Dan Quayle quote. EVAR.

bump

>>13044350

>Friend invites me to a game with his cousin, girlfriend and roomate.

And that was just the first player! *rimshot*

>>13050677