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  • File : 1292224597.jpg-(14 KB, 284x177, bear.jpg)
    14 KB MOTHERFUCKING BEARS! Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:16 No.13133598  
    >FUCK, JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE BEARS!
    4x Grizzly Bears
    4x Ashcoat Bear
    4x Runeclaw Bear
    4x Balduvian Bears
    4x Forest Bears

    >THESE BEARS WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!
    4x Giant Growth
    4x Rancor
    4x Overrun

    >DON'T YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH THESE BEARS!
    4x Naturalize

    >YOU KILLED MY BEARS? FUCK YOU, I'LL MAKE MORE BEARS!
    2x Bearscape

    >DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS? OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO!
    22x Forest
    >> BEARS!! Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:22 No.13133652
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:23 No.13133663
    This deck get's 5 partially chewed hearts out of 5.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:24 No.13133673
    This deck is best deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:25 No.13133676
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    so...much....WIN!

    captcha: warmover teaching
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:27 No.13133693
    This is the epitome of green magic.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:29 No.13133716
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    rolled 4 = 4

    I SHALL SLAY THE NUMBER ONE THREAT TO AMERICA!!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:30 No.13133720
    Themed decks are fun, OP. Nice job.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:30 No.13133723
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    >>13133716
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:35 No.13133745
    Needs words of wilding and muragandah petroglyphs.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:36 No.13133751
    This bearly qualifies as a good deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:36 No.13133752
    wish I had Rancors and Bearscapes =(
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:38 No.13133760
    >>13133751
    ITBEGINS.jpg
    >hiress circle
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:38 No.13133762
    WHO SAYS TG CAN'T PLAY MAGIC
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:38 No.13133765
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    rolled 9 = 9

    >>13133760
    ? :D ?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:41 No.13133774
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    What about me!?
    Down here!
    Aww c'mooooon!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:42 No.13133778
    >>13133774

    WHY ARE BEAR CUB TOUGH AS NORMAL BEAR?!

    HOW IS THAT I DO EVEN
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:42 No.13133780
    Bear with me OP, but how do you feel about Caller of the Claw?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:42 No.13133781
    >>13133774
    why did they went all the way to make a shitload of different grizzly bears? why is a bear cub as strong and tough as a full grown one?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:43 No.13133788
    >>13133781
    >every little cub has its mothers teeth to guard it.

    Full grown bear is doing the fightin'

    >analysis ophourn
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:44 No.13133790
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    >>13133751
    >This bearly qualifies as a good deck.
    Just need the image.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:44 No.13133795
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    >>13133780
    THAT'S NOT A BEAR! GET THAT PANSY-ASS ELF SHIT OUT OF MY SIGHT! FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:44 No.13133796
    >>13133778
    READ THE FLAVOR TEXT. IT'S IMPLYING THE MOTHER'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL SHIT IF IT GETS NEAR THE CUB.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:46 No.13133807
    >>13133796
    but i didn't summon his motherfucking mother!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:47 No.13133814
    >>13133796

    THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUMMONING THE BABY BEAR ONLY?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:47 No.13133821
    >>13133795
    I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT IS PRETTY REDEEMABLE CONSIDERING THAT IT'S AN ELF THAT THINKS IT'S A BEAR AND CAN BRING BEARS BACK FROM THE DEAD.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:48 No.13133826
    >>13133814
    YEAH MAN WHAT THE SHIT, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL A BABY BEAR?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:49 No.13133828
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    >my face when Bearscape is an actual card
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:49 No.13133830
    >>13133821

    THAT ELF ALSO PROBABLY OFFERS SEXUAL FAVORS TO THE BEARS.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:49 No.13133831
    >>13133821

    IT DOESN'T JUST DO THAT, IT ACTUALLY IS SO MOTHERFUCKING UN-ELFILY BADASS THAT IT MAKES ANY DEAD THING INTO A BEAR.

    CRAW WURM? MORE LIKE A BEAR.
    LLANOWAR ELVES? MORE LIKE A BEAR.
    PRIMEVAL TITAN? FUCK THAT, BEAR TIME.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:52 No.13133847
    >Naturalize
    That's not a bear.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:55 No.13133868
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    >>13133847
    YEAH WELL I CAN'T EXACTLY JUST GO AROUND LETTING PEOPLE TURN MY BEARS INTO PANSY-ASS FAGGOTS THAT DON'T WANT TO FIGHT AND SHIT NOW CAN I?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:55 No.13133869
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    What about the Werebear? Mana accel to get out your bears earlier and THAT FLAVOR TEXT GODDAMN.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:57 No.13133887
    >>13133869
    >Mana accel to get out your bears earlier

    It already costs just as much as any of the other bears in there. Though that flavor text is pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:58 No.13133893
    >>13133887
    Well okay then, you can get out MORE bears earlier.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:58 No.13133894
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    This seems like a good place to ask: does anyone have the "Fuck your shit, I'm in a bear suit" image?

    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:59 No.13133895
    >>13133869
    It's not a 2/2 for 1G

    As much as I love it, it's not a real bear.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)02:59 No.13133896
    >>13133887

    But you need MORE BEARS MORE FAST AND GETTING BEAR STATIC PUMP IS USEFUL.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:00 No.13133903
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    >>13133847
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:00 No.13133906
    >>13133868
    Why would you do that if you can spend that mana to cast more bears?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:00 No.13133907
    >>13133869
    that flavor text is for the win.


    do we have any bear-themed card draw? would the bear deck to run out of steam to bear down on opponents with. you shouldn't have to try to claw your way to victory with just top-decking.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:01 No.13133912
    Why don't we list/post every card that is bear themed?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:01 No.13133913
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:02 No.13133922
    >>13133912
    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:03 No.13133930
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    THIS MOTHERFUCKING DECK DOESN'T HAVE WORDS OF WILDING IN IT?!

    I FUCKING MAD.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:06 No.13133940
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    WE GOT SMART BEARS
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:06 No.13133942
    IS THERE A FUCKING BEAR THAT CAN DEVOUR OTHER BEARS?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:06 No.13133944
    >>13133930
    OP here, I was not aware of that card. I fail as a bear-master...
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:08 No.13133949
    I made a bear deck awhile ago...here's the list, along with prices of cards. I also tossed in a few anti-flyer things after the fact.

    Bear Deck

    Creatures:
    Grizzly Bears x4 (0.08)
    Ash Coat Bear x4 (0.10)
    Runeclaw Bear x4 (0.03)
    Werebear x4 (0.24)
    Golden Bear x4 (0.09)

    Instants/Sorceries:
    Giant Growth x4 (0.09)
    Monstrous Growth x4 (0.09)
    Fog x4 (0.08)

    Enchantments:
    Muraganda Petroglyphs x4 (0.47)
    Primitive Etchings x2 (0.38)
    Words of Wilding x2 (0.49)

    Lands:
    Forest x 12 (0.11)

    Sideboard:
    Naturalize x4 (0.15)
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:08 No.13133952
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    WE GOT DOUBLE BEARS.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:09 No.13133955
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    >>13133952
    I MEANT GHOST BEARS.
    HERE IS THE DOUBLE BEAR.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:09 No.13133956
    >>13133949

    taking out monsterous growth and putting in vines of vastwood would be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:09 No.13133957
    >>13133940
    FUCK YES

    CANTRIP BEARS
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:09 No.13133961
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>13133869
    TWO FEET!!!!TWO FEET!!!!TWO FEET!!!!TWO FEET!!!!TWO FEET!!!!TWO FEET!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:09 No.13133963
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    I DON'T KNOW MAN. THIS GUY IS ALSO A BEAR.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:10 No.13133965
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    >>13133944

    LESS APOLOGIZING AND AND MORE DECK FIXING!

    I WILL RUIN THIS HOUSE WITH MY ANGER!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:10 No.13133969
    >>13133949
    Guy who posted deck here. Please note that there's more forests then that. I only needed to buy twelve at the time I made this list.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:10 No.13133970
    Someday, there will be
    Grizzly Bears- 3G
    Trample

    4/4
    and the art will contain 2 Bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:10 No.13133971
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    Yo dawg, I heard you like bears, so we put a bear inside your bear so you can maul while you maul
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:11 No.13133974
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    WE GOT BEARS THAT GROW ANOTHER BEAR.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:11 No.13133975
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:12 No.13133978
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    WE GOT BEARS SUMMONING BEARS.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:13 No.13133989
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    WE GOT BEARS THAT REPLACE DEAD BEARS.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:13 No.13133992
    words of wilding + striped bears equals DOUBLE BEARS

    also, remember this fact: recaptcha only checks the longer word, and uses the you to identify the shorter word. replace the shorter word in the captcha with BEARS, and it will probably end up in an ebook somewhere.

    >their dinaiss
    >BEARS dinaiss

    >post sucessful. bearface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:14 No.13133998
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    Am I doing this right?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:14 No.13134002
    >>13133992
    i've gotta try that!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:16 No.13134009
    >>13133998
    IT ISN'T A 2/2 DUMBNUTS

    >clarnter BEARS
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:16 No.13134015
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    Don't mind me, I'm a snow covered bear.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:18 No.13134026
    >>13133598
    I'd put a coat of arms in there.

    And if you splash some black, put in a conspiracy and cast it as 'bears'.

    >biterve you've
    Holy shit captcha.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:19 No.13134035
    >>13134015
    that's a blow-covered bear, not snow-covered!

    >lilied BEARS
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:21 No.13134056
    >>13133965
    FUCK, OK, HERE'S MY FUCKING BEARS 2.0!

    >FUCK, JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE BEARS!
    4 Grizzly Bears
    4 Ashcoat Bear
    4 Runeclaw Bear
    4 Balduvian Bears
    3 Striped Bears

    >THESE BEARS WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!
    4 Giant Growth
    4 Rancor
    3 Overrun
    3 Muraganda Petroglyphs

    >YOU KILLED MY BEARS? FUCK YOU, I'LL MAKE MORE BEARS!
    2 Bearscape
    3 Words of Wilding
    3 Grizzly Fate

    >DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS? OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO!
    20 Forest

    >SO YOU FOUND A WAY TO BEAT MY BEARS? FUCK YOU, THESE BEARS ARE VERSATILE! THEY CAN ADAPT TO YOUR SCHEMES!
    4 Fog
    4 Naturalize
    4 Hurricane
    3 Forest
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:21 No.13134057
    Throw in some changelings. Emergency bears!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:22 No.13134062
    >>13134035
    ARE YOU IMPLYING BEARS ARE GAY
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:22 No.13134067
    >>13133930
    >>13133965
    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU'RE NOT A BEAR.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:23 No.13134071
    >>13134062

    ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THAT BEAR CRACK WHORE IS MALE?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:23 No.13134073
    I THINK THIS DECK NEEDS TO REVOLVE MOSTLY AROUND 2/2 BEAR TOKENS, AND SHIT THAT CAN GET THOSE OUT QUICKLY. MORE BEARS ON THE FIELD > A VARIETY OF BEARS IN THE DECK.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:24 No.13134081
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    >yfw wolf replaced bears as the standard 2/2 token.

    Join the greater yiff.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:24 No.13134082
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    >>13134056

    YOU HAVE MY BLESSING.

    GO, AND BEAR WITNESS TO THE OTHERS.

    Where was I, oh yes... FUCK YOU TOKYO, YOU GODLESS, PEDOPHILE-REARING, PANTY-SNIFFING CESSPOOL!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:26 No.13134090
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    I'm a bear too, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:27 No.13134100
    >>13134090
    YOU FORGOT TO TYPE IN CAPS.


    YOU ALSO FORGOT YOUR BEAR PIC.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:28 No.13134101
    You could toss in an overrun or two, or one of the tribal spells of onslaught era (all creatures of x type get +x/+x till end of turn).

    Combine that with bear umbra and other stuff and you have potential for *HUGE* amounts of bear damage.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:28 No.13134111
    wolves:

    >wolves and their bros
    4 master of the wild hunt
    4 sacred wolf
    2 wolfbriar elemental
    4 timber wolves
    4 watchwolf

    >Wolf Helpers:
    2 hunting grounds
    3 sword of body and mind
    4 rancor
    4 harrow
    2 aura shards

    >lands:
    some forests and some plains
    4 sigil blessing
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:30 No.13134121
    >>13134101
    >toss in an overrun or two

    THERE'S ALREADY A FOUR-OF IN THE ORIGINAL LIST! MOVED TO A THREE-OF IN THE REVISED VERSION TO MAKE WAY FOR MORE FUCKING BEARS!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:30 No.13134124
    >>13134111
    FUCK YOU WOLVES! YOU'RE SMALLTIME. BEARS CAN BEAT YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, AND SOME OTHER DAYS TOO.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:31 No.13134131
    >>13134111
    MAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR WOLVES, BEARS WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT ANY DAY!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:32 No.13134135
    SOMEHOW CHANGE A MYR BATTLESPHERE INTO A BEAR BATTLESPHERE THAT PRODUCES 2/2 BEARS AND GETS +2/+2 FOR EACH BEAR YOU TAP.
    SUDDENLY, YOU HAVE YOUR BOMB
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:33 No.13134145
    >>13134131

    TWICE ON SUNDAYS, BECAUSE WE HAVE SUN BEARS. ARE THERE SUN WOLVES? FUCK NO.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:36 No.13134166
    >>13134056
    Muraganda Petroglyphs stop working when you cas Overrun (because creatures now have Trample).
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:39 No.13134190
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    >>13134135
    ALL IT NEEDS IS A PICTURE OF SOME BEARS!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:46 No.13134229
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    >>13134166
    WELL THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:47 No.13134242
    >>13134124

    bring it on bears!!!!

    i will even take you with cats!

    3 kemba, kha regent
    2 ajani goldmane
    4 fleetfoot panther
    4 qasali pridemage
    4 leonin shikari
    4 loam lion
    4 leonin den-guard

    4 bonesplitter
    4 bonesaw
    3 lightning greaves

    some lands
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:54 No.13134276
    >>13134242
    >Just opened Little Bashes.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:57 No.13134299
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    >>13134190
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)03:59 No.13134314
    >>13134299
    it's...
    it's...
    beautiful
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:04 No.13134347
    So who else is in their bear feet?
    >> FUKKEN BEARS!~ WarnsbargTheRetailFag !!zklBGYZv989 12/13/10(Mon)04:07 No.13134371
    ITT
    FUKKEN BEARS!~

    >Trunchot BEARS
    >> WarnsbargTheRetailFag !!zklBGYZv989 12/13/10(Mon)04:09 No.13134390
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    I SWEAR TO GOD TG IF THIS THREAD IS STILL HERE WHEN I WAKE UP IN 7 HOURS I WILL BUY EVERY CARD IN THE FINALIZED DECK LIST AND ENTER INTO MY LGS' NEXT TOURNAMENT THAT ALLOWS THE CARDS.

    >MFW I /WORK/ AT THAT LGS!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:12 No.13134402
    >>13134390

    YOU BETTER MAKE SOME WRITEFAGGOTRY ABOUT THAT TOURNAMENT

    BECAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL GONNA BUMP THIS SHIT
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:16 No.13134423
    MY BEARS SAY "FUCK OFF!"

    http://www.magiccards.info/on/en/286.html
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:17 No.13134430
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    >>13134190
    Can you make a nicer-looking version of this?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:19 No.13134440
    >>13134430
    >Bear EDH general
    Fund it.
    >> Coffee-Kun !wdyCn5h.Tg 12/13/10(Mon)04:20 No.13134448
    Hell if this thread is up when I get back from work later today I will build this deck.
    >> Warnsbarg !!zklBGYZv989 12/13/10(Mon)04:21 No.13134454
    >>13134448
    Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:27 No.13134499
    /v/irgin here. Why can't we have threads like this?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:29 No.13134504
    >>13134499

    you guys play too many FPS's.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:33 No.13134520
    >>13134504
    >Implying /v/ plays game.

    Also check them.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)04:35 No.13134526
    >>13134520
    Ahhh, I feel right at home.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:10 No.13134689
    Bump.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:12 No.13134697
    how about putting some armor on those bears?
    >> Warp Infused Grey Knight the Dance Master 12/13/10(Mon)05:14 No.13134708
    >>13134689
    BUMP
    >>13134697
    Warbears? I CAN DIG IT.
    We need bear cavalry ridden by bears INSIDE of bears, with bear hunting rifles.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:14 No.13134710
    Bump for more bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:16 No.13134719
    >>13134708
    Blanchwood Armor for each bear?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:24 No.13134755
    I approve of this thread and for players to bear the right to bear arm bearing bears in their bear deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:25 No.13134763
    GODDAMNIT OP WHERE IS YOUR BEAR UMBRA.

    GOTTA PUT BEARS IN YOUR BEARS. IMMORTAL BEARS!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:25 No.13134764
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    Contributing bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:28 No.13134783
    >>13134764
    holy fucking shit.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/13/10(Mon)05:28 No.13134786
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    Problems, bears?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:30 No.13134792
    >>13134719
    >More like Bearwood Armor
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:31 No.13134795
    >>13134390

    WE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. BEARS PROTECT YOU AS YOU SLEEP.

    CRABS ARE WHAT BEARS EAT, PROVIDE US MORE FOOD.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:32 No.13134801
    >>13134786
    >no one took note
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/13/10(Mon)05:37 No.13134826
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    >>13134795
    Bears eating crabs?

    There is only one crab that has toughness 2, and it doesn't even fight back.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:38 No.13134831
    Mine.

    3 Infiltration Lens
    4 Rancor
    4 Taunting Elf
    3 Vines of Vastwood
    4 Grizzly Bears
    4 Runeclaw Bear
    4 Werebear
    1 Fecundity
    3 Words of Wilding
    2 Bear Umbra
    3 Muraganda Petroglyphs
    1 Coat of Arms
    1 Grizzly Fate
    1 Caller of the Claw

    Fecundity/Infiltration Lens and Words of Wilding; if I had Skullclamp it would obviously replace Infiltration Lens; Bear Umbra supports this combo. The 1-ofs are just for flavor.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:39 No.13134833
    >>13134801

    It's written by an omniscient god.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:41 No.13134841
    >>13134783

    It's by The Onion. See the little leaf at the end of the article.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)05:54 No.13134908
    this thread is unbearable
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)06:27 No.13135127
    hey OP would you use standard bearer?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)06:47 No.13135268
    THIS SHIT NEEDS SOME FUCKING COAT OF ARMS
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)07:03 No.13135348
    >>13134090
    BEST BEAR EVER!!! (and just look at that strut, haters gonna hate)

    >>vistral bear
    holy shit, captcha found a new kinda bear
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)07:08 No.13135370
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    >>13135348
    That's not Beartato
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)12:15 No.13137297
    OP here, I can bearly contain my excitement to see that this thread is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)13:01 No.13137583
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    >>13137297
    You made a successful MtG thread on /tg/. Son, I am Proud.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)15:25 No.13138840
    THIS IS SO GOOD
    >> Coffee-Kun !wdyCn5h.Tg 12/13/10(Mon)16:53 No.13139773
    OMG. It lasted until I got off work. I must now make a bear deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:33 No.13140149
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    >>13134056
    Is that... 61 cards in the main deck!?
    YOU FAIL AT MtG!

    (bears are still awesome)
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:13 No.13140603
    >>13140149
    I'm a fairly newbish player, I have 69 cards in my Red/black, Is this bad y/n?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:15 No.13140621
    >>13140603

    That's terrible. 61 honestly doesn't matter too much and you can get away with it, but 69 is way too much.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.13140996
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    I nominate Teddy Grahams as the official bear tokens for /tg/. Do I hear a second?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:59 No.13141036
    >>13140996
    "Okay I play another 2/2 bea-....
    ...
    Ted, Did you eat my delicious bear army AGAIN!?"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:03 No.13141062
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    rolled 10 = 10

    >>13141036
    Problem green?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:25 No.13141282
    >>13140149
    Shit, so it is. I just miscounted, it was supposed to be 60 cards. It was quite late when I wrote that list up...
    At any rate, I'm working on a 3rd version now anyway, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:27 No.13141303
    >>13140621
    nofunallowed.jpg
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:30 No.13141353
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    >yfw da bear deck wins your MtG game
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:32 No.13141378
    >>13140621
    I wouldn't say it's "terrible", but definitely suboptimal. I've run 75 and even 90 card decks before, and they can indeed work fairly well in casual play, it's just that they won't hold up well against a more competitive opponent. Granted, there probably isn't a single deck out there that wouldn't benefit from being trimmed down to 60 cards, but I think "terrible" is a bit of an overstatement when it comes to larger decks.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:32 No.13141380
    >>13140996
    Seconded. Though I prefer Cinnamon, Honey does make more sense.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:34 No.13141397
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    >>13133955
    >>13133955
    >>13133955
    >DOUBLE BEAR.
    Doubles.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:35 No.13141414
    >>13134242

    4 Wild Nacatl
    4 Steppe Lynx
    4 Loam Lion
    4 Qasali Pridemage
    3 Fleetfoot Panther

    4 Lightning Bolt
    4 Lightning Helix
    2 Ajani Vengeant

    3 Adventuring Gear

    4 Arid Mesa
    4 Marsh Flats
    3 Misty Rainforest
    3 Verdant Catacombs
    2 Sacred Foundry
    1 Stomping Grounds
    4 Temple Garden
    1 Forest
    1 Plains
    1 Mountain
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:52 No.13141593
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    Hmm, Animal theme decks huh? I wonder if anyone has ever done Slivers before...
    >> Anonymous. 12/13/10(Mon)19:53 No.13141601
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    MOTHERFUCKER I'M MAKING A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR DECK NOW.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:25 No.13141985
    Eternal bears thread in my /tg/

    I approve of this.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:08 No.13142440
    >>13141593
    Oh you.
    [spoiler]I have one of those.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:09 No.13142457
    >>13142440
    I forgot that /tg/ doesn't have spoilers. Now I feel like an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:11 No.13142481
    I'm going to figure out a way to use Nissa Revane and Artificial Evolution to put all the bears into play at once.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:41 No.13142833
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    >>13142481
    You'd have to use Conspiracy. Seems like I remember another card that did this as well, but I'm not going through 8 pages of Gatherer results to look for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:49 No.13142948
    >>13142833
    I don't understand how this does anything, The card you choose is chosen?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:58 No.13143073
    >>13142948
    No. You play Conspiracy and choose the creature type "Bear". Now all of your creatures are bears, all the cards with a creature type in your deck are bears. and spells you cast that have a creature type are bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:59 No.13143089
    >>13142948
    >>13143073
    And if you want to use Nissa's ultimate to get them out, you choose "Elf". Now all your creatures are considered Elves and Nissa's ultimate can fetch them.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:59 No.13143090
    >>13143073
    No, you have to choose elf if you want to use nissa's ultimate to get them all out.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:02 No.13143143
    >>13143090
    Yes, I was using Bear as an example and quickly realized that would confuse people so I followed with the elf post above.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:13 No.13143276
    >>13143090
    I REFUSE TO HAVE MY BEARS TURNED INTO FAGGOTY ELVES BY SOME GREEDY COCKSUCKIN GOLBINS!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:16 No.13143314
    rolled 4 = 4

    Quick I roll for bear lore!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:16 No.13143319
    >>13143276

    Word up.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:24 No.13143438
    >>13143276
    Talk to this guy:
    >>13142481
    It was his idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:31 No.13143525
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    >mfw this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)23:36 No.13144318
    bump
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:16 No.13144798
    >>13142833
    I think Artificial Evolution would work, you just replace all instances of Elf with Bear.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:23 No.13144882
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    I can't bear it/this is unbearable/etc so on so forth ad infinitum

    Still the best bear, right there <=
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:23 No.13144889
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    I am actually hurt no one posted this yet...
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:25 No.13144907
    >>13144798
    You know what, I misread Artificial Evolution. I completely herp derped over the part where it says "target permanent". You are correct sir, it would work.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:27 No.13144915
    how many bears could bear grylls gryll if bear grylls could gryll bears
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:31 No.13144963
    >>13144889
    How about "Cards that have the word bear (This may be card type, creature types, names, flavor text or abilities)"
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:34 No.13145008
    >>13144889
    That shit is broken. Sure is splashed to put in every deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)00:34 No.13145019
    >>13144907
    You could also use it with an Isochron Scepter and a bunch of Slivers to power up your bears....
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)01:46 No.13145899
    I haven't seen a thread this great in a long time.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:09 No.13146096
    I gazed out upon my competition. It happened again; nothing but kiddies and cock-sure faggots with broken decks that gloated like the whiny children that they are inside. It was time for the monthly Magic: The Gathering tourney again, and while I might not have the most amazing deck, at least I could have fun without being a douche.
    A small crowd had gathered around the match-up board. We'd all written our names and the store manager drew out of a hat. Completely random, unless you paid him. Turns out that Games Workshop found out he was a quarter Jewish and had been hounding him for more profits. Man, I don't know...
    Regardless, I searched out my untidily chicken-scratched name. 'Myrs...xHaloxCheifx...Bobby... Ah, there I am.' The tag read “Beard,” a name I got from my college gaming club. While I might not really have the most massive beard in the group, here I reigned supreme.
    My opponent was... well, I wasn't sure. It looked like a piece of bark with a paw-print on it.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:10 No.13146104
    As I wondered to myself what the hell is wrong with these people, the door to my right was kicked down, bringing in with it, a terrible battle cry. The room shook and the munchkins (The kids I mean, not the power-gamers) covered their ears in fear.
    I looked onto the disturbance and was greeted by the man I knew would be my opponent. He was a massive monster of a man, at least 6'5” and well over 250 pounds, carrying the weight evenly throughout his enormous frame. His hair was unkempt, a shaggy mane that flowed down from his shoulders, entwining with his beard, a mass of hairs, some braided, that came down nearly a foot from his chin.
    What started me most was his attire. Upon his head, he wore what appeared to be the head of a beast, a large brown creature with its lower jaw missing, making it into a visor of sorts. Upon his arms were similar furs, ending with claw. They appeared to be the arms of the animal. Lastly there was a cape, or a cloak, I never got a good look. It too was part of the creature's skin.
    It clicked when I saw the teeth, ceremoniously woven into his beard. They were made for slicing meat.
    That huge fucker was dressed up like a bear!
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:10 No.13146109
    I started to laugh, along with a few other brave souls. He gazed at us from under the severed head of his ursine attire with a look that could freeze boiling water. It shut us up quickly.
    Silence fell throughout the game store. Not a man, woman, or child moved. Hell, I'm not sure if any breathed. In the wake of it all, he stomped over to the tourney board and gazed upon it for a terrifying few seconds.
    “BEARD!” He yelled out, not aware of the concept of 'indoor voices.' He turned to look upon the shivering masses, looking from one face to the next until his eyes met mine. I thought he was sizing me up. I was later told that he was looking at my chin. “YOU?”
    Well shit, not like you can back down to his type. They'll just think they run the world. “Yeah,” I answered, “I'm Beard.”
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:11 No.13146114
    He lunged at me in an instant. I honestly thought I was going to die. He stopped short and grasped my hand, pulling it into a forceful shake. “GOOD BEARD! GOOD GAME!” The voice rattled me to my core, the decibel level somewhere around deafening. He sat at one of the tables, the chair creaking under his bulk. He pulled a Magic deck out of somewhere. I didn't even see any pockets on him. “GOOD LUCK!” He sat there with a crazed grin on his face, then motioned me to sit down.
    It took a second to register that my arms were still in their sockets, and that my legs survived such close contact after he lunged at me with a feral look. He boomed something out of his voice box again, and it shook me from my stupor. He really wanted to play magic...
    I really wanted to run, but I didn't envy the poor bastard that pissed him off. I took my seat as the eyes of the game store fell upon us, their own matches forgotten or not yet started.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:12 No.13146122
    I run a red/green creature deck with a good amount of mana ramp. The win condition is to get a 8/6 with double strike and trample out on turn 5. Of course, it never worked out that way, being badly built. It was more of a 'hit them until they end up with 0 health deck.' I think I had 67 cards in it just because I liked too many of them too thin it down. They all had effects I liked. I'm a big fan of creature cards that do stupid things.
    As I set that deck down and began shuffling, I looked at his. They were pristine. Not a mark nor hair adorned the deck which he lovingly mixed into itself. He whispered to it in a sweet voice, like he was talking to dear friends about how they would have a sleep over. I considered fleeing again. This time, however, the eyes of everyone in the room stopped me. No one was watching anything else.
    I continued my shuffling. After all, I had a reputation to uphold as neck-beard extraordinaire.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:12 No.13146127
    I slid my deck over the table towards him. He did the same with his own. I cut his deck once and passed it back, afraid to so much as wrinkle an edge.
    Across from me, he had cut my deck into about 10 piles. He looked at eat one, felt each one, and even sniffed each set, the teeth in his beard rattling as he did, before finding one he seemed to like. He set it aside and piled all the other stacks together, placing the special stack on top.
    He passed my deck back to me and bellowed, “KEEP!” Then he drew his seven cards, looked them over, and smiled once more. The players that were behind him looked at his hand and started to giggle.

    My hand was less than fortunate. I only had one mana, and a mountain at that. I had two Lanowar Elves, but I wasn't going to risk no getting a forest and decide the match on turn one. I announced that I had to mulligan, and passed my deck back to his side of the table.
    Again he did his strange ritual with my cards, picking out one by some crazy idea in his head and set it on top. I drew like shit again; two mana, but no mana ramp and lots of creatures that cost four or higher.
    I passed my deck to him twice more, each time drawing one less card, as per the rules. By the fourth time, I had to take a chance. Two red mana, but a copper Myr to get me my green on turn three. It was far less than ideal, but I couldn't afford to try for a better hand again.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:13 No.13146133
    I produced a nickel from my side pocket and flipped it in the air.
    “TAILS!” he called out, but it was for naught. It came up heads.
    I laughed inwardly. No matter how crazy this guy was, he wasn't psychic or some weird shit. I had a chance if I played my cards right, few as they were.
    I played a mountain.
    He played a forest.
    I played my mountain and put my Myr into play, drawing another land. Next turn I would have 4 mana.
    He practically SLAMMED his forest down and followed by placing a creature, tapping both lands.
    I looked at it for a moment before rolling my eyes. It was a Grizzly Bears. He had the biggest grin on his face, too.

    Fine. If he wanted to play goofy, I could ruin his day. I had four mana, and I used it all for a Flametongue Kavu. It entered play and did four damage to that bear.
    I looked back up at him. His smile was gone. In its place was a mask of pure rage. I don't mean your average everyday nerd-rage. He was looking at me like I was goddamn Leia Organa and he was Darth Vader.
    'Oops. I stole your battle station plans!'
    'I'm going to force-choke you and force-rape you after the fact.'
    He was fucking fuming.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:14 No.13146142
    He placed another land down on his turn and called out a Runeclaw bear.
    It was my turn again, and I drew yet another Myr. I had gotten one for ever draw this game, but at least I had the mana for when I got something big. I placed down a copper and an iron Myr. All I had to hope for was that Kavu at the moment, and I took a chance with it.
    He didn't seem to like his bears getting killed, so I swung with it. It was a 4/2, so even if he blocked, he still won out in the end.
    Instead, he let it by. He took the 4 to the face.
    My smile at the turn of events faded as he put his fourth land down, as well as two more bears. He swung with his one open one, and I blocked with a Myr.

    It was 16:20, with me leading in life, and tied in creatures.
    My turn came. I drew another Iron Myr and plopped it to the field. All I had in my hand was a Lava Axe, and not the mana to cast it. I swung with my Kavu and he let it hit him again. 12:20.
    His turn came and a fifth forest came into play. He dropped an Overrun into play and my jaw dropped with it. 15 trampling were coming at me, with nothing to block it but my mana ramps. I had to let it all through. The tables turned in an instant.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:15 No.13146151
    I reached for my next card, knowing it could decide the fate of the game. It was a mountain, meaning I could leave one chump blocker to stop a bear. I could swing with my Kavu again and hit him with my Lava Axe, bringing him down to three. He'd hit me for four, but I could draw any number of cards to hit him for three from my deck if I was lucky.
    The cards fell, and he took all the damage. He turned all his cards sideways to indicate an attack. I had him next round.
    He placed a card unusually calmly on the table and said in a far softer voice, “I said it would be a good game.” It was another Overrun.
    He rose from his chair and roared. “WHO IS NEXT?”
    No one stepped forward.
    I didn't blame them one bit.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)02:17 No.13146170
    >>13146151

    That fucker doesn't know how sorceries, fucking work does he?

    still, flashing the finisher in hand is more awesome then failing stack rules

    hell, horneet stings would have made a better end of story.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)02:18 No.13146178
    >>13146096
    >>13146104
    >>13146109
    >>13146114
    >>13146122
    >>13146127
    >>13146133
    >>13146142
    >>13146151
    Started awesome but then it kinda just died.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 12/14/10(Tue)02:32 No.13146288
    Meh. It's late and I don't really play Magic. I'll take your hate and snuggle up with it under the covers, hoping that it will keep me warm this night.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)02:33 No.13146296
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    This one is fun with Words of Wilding. Sac a bear to draw, then replace the draws with more bears, then sac them to draw then replace again and make more bears. At the end you get a bear for each mana you put in. You have to discard your hand at the end, but it's worth it.
    >> cool story bro !KNs1o0VDv6 12/14/10(Tue)02:36 No.13146316
    >>13146296
    i always wondered about a combo with words of wilding and sylvan library. So you can prevent drawing the extra cards by making bears, and then not have to pay any life or discard anything at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)02:53 No.13146470
    >>13146316

    So once a turn you get 2 bears for the cost of 1. Not a bad deal. Then you sac a bear and get two more for half off.
    >> cool story bro !KNs1o0VDv6 12/14/10(Tue)02:59 No.13146514
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    >>13146470
    yeah the point is you get to keep drawing a card as usual but you just get some bears with it as well. Also combos well with stuff like cream of the crop.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)03:08 No.13146578
    >>13146296
    Given the low mana curve of the deck, you could probably manage to empty your hand pretty quickly anyway. Then when you're topdecking already, go nuts with Greater Good to make a massive horde of bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)03:15 No.13146634
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    >mfw this thread's still alive

    What a nice thing for an OP to see before going to bed!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)03:26 No.13146698
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    Murder Bear approves of this deck
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)03:51 No.13146856
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    >This thread
    This has been archived, right?

    RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)04:21 No.13146996
    >>13133949
    Bears cannot subsist on your puny twelve lands.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)04:34 No.13147059
    >>13146296
    That little trick will get you Threshold is a couple turns.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)04:41 No.13147089
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    Hey look, it's that neckbear-d that hangs out at your LGS.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)07:35 No.13147981
    Never change /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)08:13 No.13148164
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    >>13146288

    I enjoyed it.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)08:56 No.13148393
    >>13146288
    It was good.
    >>13148164
    We need that image printed on the custom sleeves of our bear deck.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)13:41 No.13150596
    >>13146856
    Indeed it has.
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13133598/
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)15:41 No.13151472
    rolled 5, 5, 5, 3, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 6, 6, 2, 2, 4, 3, 5, 6, 2 = 65

    Needs more Ashcoat bear.

    Fucking FLASH?
    ON A FUCKING BEAR?
    AMBUSH OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)16:11 No.13151714
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    >mfw this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)16:23 No.13151825
    They need to make bears the standard 2/2 green token instead of wolves. Or they could get rid of elves and make bears the main green tribe. Bears need a bear lord that gives a tribal bonus to all bears you control.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)17:39 No.13152466
    HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COAT OF ARMS FOR YOUR BEAR ARMY?

    "HOW THE HELL WOULD BEARS HAVE A COAT OF ARMS?" YOU ASK?

    FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW!
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:13 No.13152808
    I'm calling the next duel deck after Knights and Dragons:
    Bears vs non Bears
    I'd gladly pay for all dem foil bears
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:17 No.13152851
    >>13152808
    >foil bears
    reminds me of the short fairytale I wrote in German class:
    Der Feuerbär (The Firebear). It was literally about a bear that burned with love and became king of all bears after winning a cake baking contest with an evil hunter (who killed himself because his cake sucked.)
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:21 No.13152891
    http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?output=spoiler&method=visual&name=+[be
    ar]||type%3d+[bear]||subtype%3d+[bear]||text%3d+[bear]

    Did somebody say bears?
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:27 No.13152942
    >>13152851

    TELL ME THIS STORY
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:31 No.13152980
    >>13152942
    I basically already did, but I'll be a bit more dramatic. Just for you, fellow fa/tg/uy ;)

    There once was a bear on fire. He was the biggest bear of them all. Although he was on fire, he did not burn with hate. He burned with love.

    cont.
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:33 No.13152996
    >>13152980

    So one day, an evil Hunter came. The Hunter wanted all bears dead. He had killed many bears. The Hunter battled against the bears, but he did not kill the Firebear.

    cont.
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:35 No.13153010
    >>13152996

    The Firebear had a good idea. He challenged the evil Hunter to a cake-making contest. Whoever made the sweetest cake would win.

    cont.
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:37 No.13153030
    >>13153010

    If the Firebear won, the evil Hunter must never killer another bear. If the Hunter won, the Firebear had to die.

    cont.
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:38 No.13153045
    >>13153030

    So, the Firebear made a cake out of love and it was so sweet. But the Hunter made a cake out of hate and it tasted so bitter.

    cont.
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:40 No.13153064
    >>13153045

    The Hunter was so furious that he killed himself. The Firebear was then King of All Bears.

    The End.

    (mind you, this was for an introductory level German course, so it isn't exactly high literature.)

    Hope you enjoyed, fellow bears :)
    >> tha/tg/uy 12/14/10(Tue)18:43 No.13153095
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    >mfw bear deck
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:45 No.13153118
    >>13153064

    why do I feel the need to spice the story up... make the secret ingredient in the cake honey, while the hunter made herbal cake, and then the hunter ate his own cake to proof that it is tasty, but then suffocates on that cake, because his body tries to throw up from the bitter herbs while he is trying to force the cake in...
    >> Praetor Kamahl !FcpH8kMvBE 12/14/10(Tue)18:47 No.13153136
    >Tribal green deck
    >No Alpha Status
    Son, why no alpha bear?
    >> Der Feuerbär Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)18:50 No.13153176
    >>13153118
    well, if you want to make it your own, I won't stop you

    All I ask is that people enjoy it ^_^
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)21:08 No.13154853
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    >>13153176

    this is by far the greatest story i have read in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)21:38 No.13155260
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    I even made som fan art
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)22:18 No.13155735
         File1292383127.jpg-(149 KB, 312x445, Feüerbar2.jpg)
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    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)23:18 No.13156363
    rolled 9 = 9

    bump
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)23:39 No.13156571
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    >ALRIGHT SHIT-CUNTS. HERE'S A BEAR DECK
    4x Grizzly Bears
    4x Balduvian Bears
    4x Runeclaw Bear
    2x Werebear
    4x Striped Bears

    >ENOUGH FOR YOU? NO?? GODDAMN BUFF!

    3x Giant Growth
    3x Preditor's Strike
    2x Muscle Burst
    2x Coat of Arms
    1x Overrun
    1x Primal Frenzy
    1x Blanchwood Armor
    1x Garruk Wildspeaker

    >WHAT?? THINK YOU CAN STILL BLOCK ME?

    1x Lure
    2x Evolution's Charm

    >NEED MORE BEARS???

    1x Brass Herald
    2x Commune With Nature

    >WHAT? YOU NEED LANDS?? FUCK YOU!

    20x Forest
    2x Fertile Ground
    >> Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)23:57 No.13156712
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    I am so proud of all of you right now.
    >>13147089
    especially you.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/10(Wed)00:09 No.13156824
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    >mfw no mention of pedobear yet

    Also...HOLY SHIT THREAD STILL ALIVE!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/15/10(Wed)00:13 No.13156857
    >>13156757

    Commander question about my bearedh deck.

    Really, considering the source, I should name it neckbearedh.dek



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