> Aquatic Conjuration of Inversion and Intelligence
Can't see a use for this.
> Calling of Summon Titan
Wait, am I summoning someone to summon a titan for me?
> Control Infertility
I can't see any use for this.
> Deathly Rite of Bronze
Oh.... no?
> Mystic Exorcism of the Keen Staves
Aw yeah, staves that crit on 19-20.

>Balls of Frost
Best case scenario: Attack spell
Worst Case Scenario: Cast spell, scream "MY NUTS!"
>"Rains of Unholy Darkness"
Sounds like a nice AoE.
>The One Hundred Ceremonies of Berserker Slaying
Provided there's a BBEG berserker that it's worth going through 100 ceremonies to kill, fine. Otherwise trash.
>The Perfected Abjuration of the Crazed Joiner
I don't even know what the hell this does. It abjures .. crazed... joiners.
>The Rites of Wondrous Mud
MUUUUUD.

>Infamous Canine's Ritual of Triumph
Yep, I succeed.
>Lance of Spectral Inversion
>Queen's Blasts of Water
>The Six Chants of the Animate Tome
>Writer's Rite of Greed
Don't even need these ones.

>>13206149

> The Rites of Wondrous Mud
> MUUUUUD.

You just cast it.

>Call Eagles
Hello, is this Joe Walsh? Do I have the right number?
>Disrupting Crystals of Sludge
So do they disrupt sludge, or are they disruptive crystals that are made of sludge?
>Divinity's Sludge Clouds
More sludge? Jesus.
>Ice Conjuration
Not bad. Pretty open ended, which is always nice
>The Greater Spell of the Leaders
?

>Calling of Slay Cowardly Undead
Uhhhh... greeeeat.... I wonder how many cowardly zombies I'll run across.
>Ghosttouch Negation
Seems a little specific.
>Past Exorcism of Absorbs Good
>The Holy Working of the Imperial Fish
I don't even know what these do.
>Web of Mana and Enchantment
How vague.

>Alter Defense
Sounds good to me. Some nice defense bonuses, awww yes.
>Control Blood
Is this fully expansive? Might let me one-shot any organic enemy. (At least non-sentient plants)
>Good Sorcery of Deflect Time
Does this let me counter time or deflect it? Could I theoretically "deflect" time away from myself and other people? Would this let me put my enemies in some kind of stasis? Neat.
>Splendid Incatation of the Compassionate Haunters
Combination of a servant spell and probably some kind of summon-ghost spell? Nice.
>Working of Transform Metal
Well, if Control Blood lets me fuck people, this'll let me fuck golems.

I like this spell set.

>Invocation of Become Generous Priests
Well fuck
>The Eighty Incatations of Nothing Negation
And what good does that do?
>The Four Foul Runes of Corruption
Physical, mental or spiritual? I need clarification here!
>The Runes of Ancestral Ether
Which do what, exactly? Open a gate to the Nether? Summon something from the Nether?
>The Workings of Imperial Earth
What if it's a democracy?

>Circles of Final Fire
Fuck yes nuclear holocaust
>Corrupt Summoners' Abjuration of Ice
OK, I'll take it as a backup
>Just Saints' Glamour of Preservation
So I can disguise myself, but only when I'm in danger? Not bad.
>The One Hundred Incatations of Energy Transformation
So much physics based trolling potential
>Thunderous Rains of Energy
Fuck yes.

>Assasins' Sludge Arrows
Sounds like a decent attack spell. I guess I'm a sneaky, underhanded wizard.
>Corruptor's Working of Venom and Skill
A very sneaky, underhanded wizard. I guess this poisons someone! Probably really useful.
>Holes of Aquatic Closure
I can seal up holes with water? Maybe this ties into the sludge arrows?
>The Goblet of Ice
Keeps my drinks refreshingly cool while I poison people for money.
>The Seventy Abjurations of Good Alteration
And this one lets me disguise myself so I can get out of town quickly.

Actually a pretty decent concept.

>Grail Breaking
Hmm... well, the adventure *is* a quest for the Holy Grail, but...

>Rite of Intoxication
Okay, okay, here's the spell - first, you grab the bottle, firmly, in your right hand... then you drink.

>Elf's Lineage
Okay, okay, it's coming to me... his father's Eithiluriel, grandfather's Lilthuririrel... why am I divining the family tree of that elf, again?

>The One Thousand Glamours of Cat Seeking
If I see that cat one more time...

>Negate Truth
No!

>Lances of Burning Fire
Yeah, I can work with this
>Specter Killing
Very good
>The Chain of Lava
Fuck yeah.
>The Incatations of Divine Diamond
No idea what it does, but it sounds pretty cool.
>The Ration of Possession
What does this do?

Okay, let's give it a shot.

wierd...
weird...
weird...
weird...
>Ceremony of Summon Fish

I cast summon bigger fish!

>>13206219
It curses trail rations to make people full of ghosts.

>Ceremony of Triumph
I guess a ritual that grants me victory. Cool.
>Coins of Gold
Why do I need to go on an adventure now?
>Holy Heat Assault
TASTE MY DIVINE FLAME!
>The Infinite Curses of the Fiery Dungeon
Sounds like after chili night.
>The Sun of Anger
I give them cancer?

>Intelligent Swimmer's Sorcery of Anger
Lame. Apparently I suck as a wizard.

>Lesser Evocation of the Howling Ration
Screaming food? Lame.

>Spiritual Rite of the Prismatic Robes
Prismatic Robes protect me right? This might be useful.

>Splendid Chant of the Insane Annihilator
I take it back, I'm the best wizard ever. When I chant my song of madness, all is annihilated. Fear me, lesser beings.

>The Divine Sigil of the Courageous Screamer
Apparently I'm a crazy wizard. I hope you like by berserking rage scream that makes me fearless.

God help you if you are in water, I'm make my self angry with Intelligent Swimmer's Sorcery of Anger, then I'll enter my insane rage with The Divine Sigil of the Courageous Screamer and then the chant begins and little will remain when I finish my Splendid Chant of the Insane Annihilator.

This quest will be solved easily.

>Gray Ball of Building

Quick shelter construction.

>Immovable Breath of Dreaming

...Solid fog knockout gas? Okay, I can see that as useful.

>Necromancers' Spear of Magma

FLAMING LAVA ZOMBIES

>Rune of Seduce Arch-angel

Assume the position.

>Sylvan Divination of the Crazed Beast

Will always know where not to run when the tarrasque's in town.

Overall, quite a good set of spells to have. Now to find an archangel and some handcuffs.

>Saintly Hex of the Benevolent Demon
This sounds really cool, actually. Apparently the demon is only benevolent to the caster.
>Summon Clever Creators
Ghost servants with points in craft? I'll take it!
>Become Lovers
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
>Sylvan Rations of Metal
Eh, there's got to be a dud in every set. I could maybe us it in conjunction with my Creators and make weapons without buying base materials or something.
>The Uncountable Abyssimal Hexes of Lineage
I am unclear on what this would do, but it sounds badass.

Overall? A+. I won't be slaying the BBEG, but I'll have fun fucking around until someone else does.

>Evocation of Duplicate Candles
I suppose this means that I won't have to bring a bunch of candles for my rituals, right?
>Quester's Clairaudience
I can commune with spirits across dimensions? Alright, so I guess this means that I'll be an elder-god summoning warlock of some sort.
>Sludge Wall
Could come in handy.
>The Ten Curses of Defender Calling
More warlocky-spells
>Wondrous Mirrors of Ooze
Well that settles it. I'm a ritual-based warlock who has proficiency with ooze, muck, sludge and slime.

Let's do this!

>Clever Soldier's Exorcism of Happiness
Could use it when I need an exorcism. Happiness is a plus.

>Divination of Kill Mystic Carvers
Well...it will help me forsee how to kill mystic carvers...I guess.

>Living Shield
A shield companion thats alive? That could be useful.

>Runed Barrier
FUCK YEAH A BARRIER

>The One Thousand Illusions of the Animate Portal
HAHA, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
I HAVE 1000 PORTAL ILLUSIONS

>Demonic Witchery of the Serene Ghost
Your general go two bait and switch spell, but only really useful if I suspect an ambush is coming.
>Doomed Illusion of the Thundering Book
Really screws over other wizards by animating all of their magic tomes and having them scream their contents in a bone shattering bass, but you do not want to have this counterspelled on you.
>Dust Zones
All it does is create a 10x10 zone in harmony with the elemental plane of dust, but you never know when that will come in handy
>Feline's Chant of Sound and Happiness
Any monster even remotely cat-like becomes docile when you use this one.
>Good Spans
A lesser known travel cantrip that turns minor fortune in your favor. Its good for making sure you come across a wandering merchant when you need one

>Accursed Shackle of Acid
Sounds pretty awesome. Binds them, and deals damage, I bet
>Diamond Lance
Kickass.
>Hellish Conjuration of Wealth
"Hey, Satan, you interested in buying a soul or two?"
>Ice Absorption
Well, at least I won't have to deal with that 'slipping around on the floor' puzzle.
>Wondrous Sorcery of Slay Lizard
Do dragons count as lizards?

>Acid Assaults
AOE with acid. Neat.
>Final Hex of Seduce Animal
... Well... I guess it has uses.
>Flesh Deflection
Blocks unarmed attacks from fleshy creatures.
>Human's Mirrors of Lava
Makes copies of people made of lava?
>The Kingly Rune of the Hunters
I got nothin'.

I'm pretty sure between my Acid Assaults and lava clones, I can make it.

>Arch-angel's Gender-reversal
Well, I can't see this being much use. At all.
>Ether Alteration
I'd have to metagame the fuck out of this for it to do anything.
>Miserly Strangler's Spell of Agility
So, I can strangle people easier, providing I'm doing so for material gain?
>Perfect Ether Webs
This I can work with to an extent.
>The Future Working of the Cowardly Caretaker
... the shit?

>Aquatic Charm of Seek Gnome
OH GOD I CAN FIND UNDERSEA GNOMES, I MUST BE WINNING
>Chant of of Kill Exalted Breakers
I guess this means I can kill people who destroy good items?
>Clever Nomads' Spell of Wounding
Seems like a good standard attack
>Hex of Acid
Acid based curses? Yes please
>Sacred Illusion of Transform Thought
Now THAT's what I'm talking about! Mind control, memory changing, all that jazz.

>Canine's Wall of Good
Apparently, I can summon a wall of dogs who are good. This strikes me as an excellent thing for protecting myself in the evil fortress of my foes. Here's to more useful spells!

>Fertility Negation
Well, no more worrying about accidental pregnancies. Useful, too, because pregnancy really puts a damper on successful adventuring.

>Flesh Transformation
O...kay. So apparently I can transform flesh. This obviously means cosmetic enhancements and some minor degree of shapeshifting, I assume.

>Spirits' Lust
So I am apparently some sort of sex sorceress. Great. Well, I suppose creatures that are horny can't do a damn thing, or the possibility of easily seducing the evil villain and reshaping him into someone I'd be willing to sleep with is an option.

>The Mirror of Nothing
You know what? Fuck this adventuring noise. I'm opening a goddamn brothel and hiring some fucking adventures to do this shit for me.

Seriously, who studies to become a sex sorceress?

>Rite of Submission
For when you need a harem in a hurry.
>Sliperiness Deflection
... I use slippers to deflect incoming fire...
>Voidness Deflection
... into a black hole? Not sure if awesome...
>Tome Annihilation
Wow, thats a nice book you got there... be a shame if someone annihilated it...
>Creators' Tomes of Dust
Not to be used in conjunction with the above

>Charm of Hypnotise Demonic Amazon
Well, I do come across a lot of Demonic Amazons in my adventures...

>Conjurer's Perfection
I guess if I could conjure something already I could make it better?

>Invocation of Hope Transformation
Making people hopeful is what I assume it means. Good for a group buff. Increases Morale.

>Invocation of Summon Lover
Shit. Yes. Gettin' laid. Wait, do I already need a lover? Hopefully they'd be good in a fight. Can I summon lovers for other people?

>The Villainous Divination of the Wonderful Canine
I guess it's an evil incantation for my wonderful canine spirit guide. I hear he's good at foreshadowing...

>Barbarian Summoning
Fuck year.

>Casting of Become Forbidden Amazons
FUCK YEAR. Next best thing to the Casting of Become Little Girl.

>Enlarge Crystals
well... I guess not every spell can be awesome, although maybe this can be used to earn some extra loot

>Fish's Divination of Control
Umm... a divination spell for determining future fishing regulations? Pass.

>Hex of Agility
OK, I guess

>Calling of Control Unholy Corruptors
Well, I suppose I could find a use for this. Unholy corruptors, sounds like evil clerics, and that opens up some more options. No healing sadly, but there's other uses.
>Evocation of Conjure Flame
Depends on how big. Are we talking candle, fireball, or my choice?
>Royal Ritual of Darkness and Precision
I'm not sure what this even does. Best guess is I make it dark and simultaneously increase my own precision. Neat if combined with the others.
>The Infinite Sigils of Sludge Transformation
A save-or-die, nice.
>The One Thousand Lordly Exorcisms of Shivs
So, is this removing shivs from people or exorcising with shivs? Either way, might be useful, definitely need to test it before leaving.

>Assaults of Yellow Sapphire
So I can take out green lanterns? awesome!
>Calling of Kill Quester
uh... I think I'll pass on suicide, thank you. Mabye if the BBEG is looking for something?
>Divinities' Copper Shield
Hell yeah, godly armor!
>Heavenly Abjuration of the Burning Shackle
and flaming divine chains to go with it!
>Innocent Opener's Conjuration of Blood
Noone will suspect me of being a threat if I cover everything in blood, right? I'm totally innocent!

So I'm Ghost Rider/Captian America/Parallax, and tend to start a fight by coating something in blood?

>Adamantine Spans of Motion
I guess I can travel great distances very fast?
>Courageous Kraken's Evocation of Perfection
So I can do anything perfectly?
>Gushes of Marvelous Earth
Fuck yes throwing tons of solid earth at the bad guys.
>Runed Touches of Venom
Cool poison spell
>The One Thousand Rituals of Canine Seeking
Sweet I will always have a dog with me.

>>Crowns of Lost Seeing
I'll use these scrying coins to spy on people!

>>Meteoric Bolts of Darkness
Does extra damage to good alignments!

>>Snake's Hex of Nondetection and Innocence
Glibness + Undetectable alignment!

>>The Cursed Witchery of the Charismatic Victor
If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problems!

>>The Sun of Magma
The sun falls from the sky, everyone dies!

Fuck yeah, I'm a BBEG.

>Ceremony of Seek Cruel Eagle
So I perform a dance to attract an owl or something? Meh.

>Conjuration of Kill Caring Amazon
I make you die, amazon? Sure, this is rather cool.

>Damned Abjuration of the Glimmering Star
Do I implode stars? Picture releated.

>Ogre Seduction
Why couldn't it be amazons.... P.A.S.S.

>Sacred Ceremony of Heat
Danger, danger. High voltage?

I demand OP make up a "mock" quest compaire our spells to!

Control Truth
>sweet! I can make shit up
Divination of Knowledge
>awesome! I can find shit out, then change it with control truth
The Infinite Charms of the Red Masks
>If I wear a red mask I can be charming? useful
The Two Workings of Blood Conjuration
>drown my enemies in blood?
The Uncountable Deathly Rites of Air
>blow them away?

What an interesting idea--

> Bolt of Ruby and Tunneling
What is this? I don't even--

> Demonic Charm of Sound and Timelessness
This doesn't make any more sense!

> Evil Bone Barriers
Well, whether it's a barrier made of evil bones or a barrier that wards against them, it sounds like it could be useful... maybe.

> Humans' Possession
I can use it to possess humans, if I've understood this correctly.

> Triton Hypnotism
All right, if I travel near the shore this might, just might, come in handy.

>Assasins' Pestilence
Some sort of localized plague? I could get used to this VERY quickly.

>Distant Dryness
Perhaps some sort of drought spell that only takes effect week/months/years down the line? Meh. Not very useful, unless I'm some douchebag lich.

>Ghost's Courage
Sounds like an interesting idea. Ghosts can't die, so it would be interesting to see, but I hardly see any practical use.

>Lance of Wonderful Haunting
Tortured by sweet, delicious mental images? Yeah, this could be useful.

>Sly Slayer's Rune of Serenity
I don't even fucking know. Utter calm? Could be useful.

>Archmagi' Conjuration of Seduction
>Elemental Witchery of Seduction
>Lizard Seduction
>Ritual of Slay Wise Seduction
>Sigil of Elf Seduction

Wut....
This campaign better have a lot of sex in it, else I am screwed (pun intended).

>Elven Casting of the Agile Consumers
Summons pointy-haired hippies who dodge obstacles to purchase hummus! Not very useful...
>Envenomed Storm of Splendor
Pretty poisoned rains? Sounds like a plan.
>Evocation of Lava Control
THE FLOOR IS LAVA! REALLY THIS TIME!
>Ladders of Perfect Ruby
I can get wherever I need to climb, then sell how I got there for massive profit.
>The Seventy Incantations of Serpent Seeking
Eh, a lot of trouble just to find some damn snakes.

>Caster's Acid Walls
Walls of acid push out at my enemies from all sides of my person.
>Cats' History
Cat specific divination? I suppose that could be helpful on occasion
>Conjuration of Seduce Cruel Chameleons
Wut? Why would anyone make this spell? Did they want to be dominated by evil lizards without their knowledge? What the hell wizards?
>Flesh Webs
Whose flesh am I using?
>Monks' Helmet of Time
My Face. It is ageless.

>Acid Transformation
Oh shit, the walls are pulsing
>Fiery Gyser
BURN, INSOLENT FOOLS
>Illusion of Deflect Dust
It only looks like I'm clean. Totally fucking filthy here
>Mud Webs
And here's why
>Sigil of Conjuration
Summon some dudes, freak out because I'm tripping balls from my first spell, burn them with my fiery geyser.

>>13206100
> Barbaric Queen's Curse of Good
Curse... of Good? By a Barbaric Queen? What is this I don't even.
> Knights' Conjuration of Spirit and Benevolence
So, some knight figured out how to summon his dead comrades to help, and passed it onto me. I'm OK with this.
> One Thousand Rites of Voidness
WOO, Instant Death!
> The Glove of Disruption
Good thing I took that level in monk!
> Wizards' Incatation of Ether and Caring
Sounds like a good heal.

Looks like I'm pretty good to go!

>Haunted Chant of Negate Diamond
Ghoooosts will drive up the cost of diamonds.
>Illusion of Slay Chameleon
I make everything plaid, take that you damn lizards.
>Deathly Abjuration of Conjuration
Destruction was here, suck it conjuration
>Glamour of Hypnotise Generous Divinity
For the boning of your goddess of drink.
>Annihilators' Death
I really hope this one kills space marine tanks. But I don't think I'll chance it.

>Calling of Call Good Monks
A little redundant, but it means I can have a monk army.
>Chant of Crystal Control
Situationally useful, I guess.
>Pit Melting
Now THIS sounds fun.
>The Knife of Keepers
My go-to damage spell, probably.
>Unjust Gravedigger's Calling of Magic
what the fuck? Spell stealing, I hope.

Looks promising. Monk strike force combined with melting pits and calling down magic.

>Abyssimal Swords of Lava
The title explains it all
>Saintly Gysers of Ether
duuuuuuude, everyone in the room gonna get high!
>The One Hundred Curses of Invoker Hypnotism
not really sure about this, does this get casted on me or my enemies, maybe I made this during my ether trip
>Track Gloves
A spell that allowes me to find my Gloves
>Undead Seeking
Lets me find where the undead rest

>Barbarians' Ceremony of Nothing and Charisma
Great. Just great
>Ceremony of Seek Corrupt Fighter
I'm pretty sure I want to avoid corrupt anything
>Construction Transformation
I can transform buildings? Okay, that could be kind of awesome
>Dreamers' Suns of Sound
Possibly some kind of attack? I have no idea.
>Invocation of Seek Innocent Animal
Just great. Useless, completely useless

Hmm.

> Cruel Queen's Curse of Gender-reversal
It could be useful for getting the more annoyingly talkative characters to shut up for a few minutes.
> Illusion of Good
How do I shot false alignment?
> Soldier's Charisma
A dwarf fighter needs this badly.
> Spell of Call Lover
I can choose who this summons, right?
> The Pit of Courage
Can't say no to that either.

This looks like a reasonably useful set.

>Dwarven Working of Earth
I summon a dward to dig me tunnels?
>Invulnerability Deflection
I deflect back invulnerability spells?
>Seduce Imperial Wizards
Ewwww, just no.
>The Arrow of Illness
Maybe they get the plague, maybe the flu.
>Bone Control
Oh dang, lets me freely move bones of my target, endless possibilities.

>Exorcism of Alter Defense

Okay so I have a hard counter to the spell Alter Defense, that could pretty useful when the baddies decide that no I will have to save using Fort instead of Will. "Hahaha... no."

>Infernal Invocation of Call Slayer

When things get dicey I'll summon a Slayer to battle my enemies... probably not a good idea to summon in town though. These things are difficult to control, in fact I'd say it's more akin to guiding than direct control, you point in a direction and everything it sees dies. Don't worry the screaming stops after about a minute.

>Mystic Spell of Climbing and Lust

What can I say it was a climb spell with a discount! Sure you'll want to shag like mad for a few minutes after its duration has expired but it can still save your ass if you need to climb up a wall in a hurry.

>Sacred Spell of Ruby

No, I will not make us enough gems to buy the town, these things work well in a pinch but they're intended to be used to grant greater control over summoned Slayers and as spell components not to break the economy over our knees. OK yeah I did use it to buy a hooker once... OK maybe twice.

>Temple of Celestial Sustenance

Tent? No my friend you're traveling with me now, we shall dine like gods and sleep in extraordinary comfort. It does have the downside of creating a massive temple that can be seen from far away though, but trust me when I say it's worth it. Heaven on earth indeed.

>Abjuration of Become Haunted Golems
....that's more than a little specific. Guess I'd be keeping it as my ace-in-the-hole.
>Abjuration of Control Humans
Could be pretty useful, if anyone I know gets taken over.
>Assault of Air
Sounds cool. Air can be made pretty sharp, under the right control. Or I could just unleash tornadoes on my foes arses.
>Distant Sigil of Slay Chameleon
er...what?
>Spiritual Rune of the Infamous Monsters
...again, what?

>Slay Lawful Felines
''Fuck you cat am breakin' all the rules!''
>Balls of Gold
Awesome...just awesome.
>Barrier of Ether
''Ah, devil ether''
>Slay Crazed Walkers
''Out of my way you fucked up ramblers!''
>The Shiv of Climbers
''Taste this William Cecil Slingsby you slag!''

>>13206616
>Spiritual Rune of the Infamous Monsters
The Elder Sign, you nincompoop.

>Amazons' Cold Webs
I have found something I hate more then cold and spiderwebs
>Blinding Deflection
Everytime I deflect something it blinds everyone.
>Icy Gushes
A little like a blizzard but...different
>The Evil Sorcery of the Crazed Undertakers
I uh..what?
>The Glass of Lust
I summon glass objects that drive people crazy with lust?

Hmmm, I might do okay, unless I go insane like an undertaker

>Berserker's Intelligence
INT-based debuff
>Elemental Casting of Transform Ooze
I can turn jelly into skeleton
>Hypnotise Breakers
Stops mind-altering effects
>Skill Absorbtion
Awesome
>Uncountable Curses of Ether
Also sounds useful.

>>13206447
I would love to see a scenario to apply these spells to.

>Chains of Metal
Effective battlefield control. A solid start.
>Conjure Blinding
Even more!
>Ethereal Spell of Alter Mud
... ok, that one's a little weird, but I'm sure I can make it work.
>Fine Span of Energy
ZZZZAP
>Study Orb of Time
Pic related.

>Blasphemous Health
I guess an evil healing spell or buff...useful

>Conjure Mana
Infinite Mana forever, assuming you get more out than you put in.

>Deflect Cold
Useful in specific situations.

>The Dungeon of Elves
What is this I don't even....Either it summons a dungeon of elves, or sends them to a dungeon of elves.

>The Uncountable Deathly Sorceries of History
I read this as casting every death spell ever, all at once.

So I send my enemies to a dungeon of elves, then blast them with every death spell ever. Neat

>Clever Cats' Divination of Metal
Could be good in trying to find that horde or treasure room, might just lead us to an armory. Either way it looks like i'm prospecting for gold.
>Clubs of Blood
while a good prank, a club made of blood isn't very effective.
>Evil Glamour of Control Kraken
Holy shit i sure hope we're at sea, if i can control the fucking karken, FUCKING AWESOME.
>Spirit Negation
Some sort of turn undead but for ghost. what about living things spirits, either way alright.
>The Damned Rite of Sludge
Always good for slowing or incapacitating an enemy, hopefully its toxic sludge.

So the way i see it. I'd be best suited for a pirating adventure.
-divination of metal will be good for finding the treasure chest
-clubs of blood to spill on some one before they walk the plank (it summons the sharks)
-I can summon the mother fucking kraken!
-the flying dutchman, or pirate ghost in the way? no problem. their spirits are negated
-Ever see what an enemy ship looks like when its decks are covered in sludge? Ever see a cannon fire when all of the powder is mixed up with sludge.

thought so.

>Amazon's Chain of Lightning
I expect this would be my main spell. If that doesn't work, USE MOAR LIGHTNING.
>Fish's Rite of Terror
I guess this one would have something to do with Cthulhu.
>Infernal Divination of Alteration
Sounds useful for... hell, I don't know.
>Prismatic Breath of Excellence
In essence, I spit rainbows and make things awesome. Kind of like Neil Patrick Harris.
>Snare Cursing
I would just use this to fuck with the rogue.

All in all, a fun time.
"I am Luspen Gallagher, of raimbows and lightnings!"

Courageous Beasts' Working of Heat
Glowing Clouds of Energy
Humanoid's Shackle of Magic
The Pit of Compassion
The Seven Chants of Dust Negation

Uhm, Is my spell focus a pair of fuzzy handcuffs?

>Control Nothing
I call upon the dark powers of the Void, that space between space, where Nothingness reigns!
>Corrupt Amazons' Curse of Corruption
Corruption flows from my corrupt yet strangely hot musclegirl body! Suffer!
>Exorcism of Seduce Deadly Breakers
Beware, for my lover is the deadly World Breaker!
>Gothic Clouds of Energy
The Void's power grants me the ability to create clouds of gloomy negative energy to drain the life from my foes!
>Sturdy Crystals of Blood
I can.. Make.. Blood crystals, which are very sturdy. Presumably they are used as projectiles, barriers, or even means to imprison my foes.


Not bad at all, no. Evidently I'm pic related or something.

Oh, what's that, Captcha?
>Night! Readvism

Apparently I'm also nocturnal and read a lot.

Conjuration of Diamond and Happiness
Glamour of Control
Instant Grails of Frost
Sorcery of Kill Infernal Vipers
The Wonderful Exorcism of the Cunning Lover


All of my spells appear to be great for a aristocrat. i'm perfectly fine at playing my hand at the political maneuvering required of being at the kings court.

>>13206670

The last dragon plans to take over the world. He plans to do this by shapeshifting into a human pirate captain to assemble a navy, using his charisma and power to seduce the amazon queen for an army, and corrupt angels for an air force (because why not).

You must travel across the land to stop him because he succeeds, and possibly assemble an army of your own. Ultimately, you'll of course have to fight him yourself.

>Books of Ultimate Cursing
Translation error. It creates a portal through which books upon books filled with curses, magical and mundane, come spilling. Great method to distract librarians.
>Circle of Infernal Fortune
Think portable hole to the plane of gold pieces. It costs one soul to open it.
>Glorified Spell of Summon Viper
This spell has it all. Sound, sight, sore feet. It requires every form of component, and turns them to 11. You have to dance, sing, light fireworks, etc. The viper is lvl 1.
>Queen's Ceremony of Acid and Insanity
Learned this from the red queen. Dude, it all makes sense you know.
>The Fine Ritual of the Unjust Crafter
This ritual allows you to haggle for the cost of creating a desired item. You can save tons of money with it, which means I don't have to waste so many souls opening the Circle of Infernal Fortune.

>>13206744

>I call upon the dark powers of the Void, that space between space, where Nothingness reigns!

>> Abjuration of Become Insane Wolves
so i stop insane wolves?
>>Beast's Calling of Fire
not bad animals cast fire for me or maybe they just explode in fireballs
>>Curse of Control Compassionate Goblin
yeah i got nothing
>>Lightning Rain
now that i like each drop is a lightning bolt fuck yeah
>>Queen's Evocation of Nothing and Ease
i am guessing I negate reality and do it from my hammock

>Circles of Spined Muck
Sounds like a decent AOE attack spell.

>Glove Cleansing
Well, with all that muck those gloves ARE bound to get dirty. Plus, I can make some good money with it.

>Glowing Storms
Dramatic entries. Good.

>Rite of Elf Control
Hell yes! I have my willing army of Elven Slaves!

>The Castings of Unspeakable Sapphire
I don't even...This better be something good that gets usefull at level 20+

>>13206776

>Beast's Calling of Fire

I read that as Breast's Calling of Fire and was temporarily horrified.

>Disrupting Curse of the Crazed Angels
So it summons bat-shit crazy angels to cause chaos? Sweet!
>Lizard Slaying
Great. I'll be sure to bring this next time my character needs to go TO A FUCKING DESERT!
>Rune of Kill Abyssimal Priestesses
AWESOME! I can kill magic chicks who's magic backfires enough to do the job for me.
>Screaming Span
Wha? What is a span, and why is it screaming?
>Slime Balls
I HOPE DEM BITCHES LIKE SLIPPIN ALL OVER MY BALLS!

Casting of Dragon Control
>> Ya'll fucked.
Cursed Invocation of Conjuration
>> probably not useful.
Kill Wolves
>> A minor spell.
Sigil of Become Perfected Kraken
>> Ya'll Fucked.
Sigil of Seduce Arch-angel
>> Could be useful if I ever meet one of those.

I'm fine with controlling dragons and becoming a perfected kraken, tyvm.

>Compassionate Spectres' Incatation of Sanity
When I was a little boy a spectre found me in his ruins, it asked me why I was crying and I told him the sad ending of my dog wolfie, feeling compassionate and having the same fate happen upon his own dog, the spectre told me an incatation regain my sanity, just incase.
>Evil Chant of the Sadistic Sea Serpent
I tell ya, never get drunk in a harbour and decide to go hang with the Sea Serpents, no matter how nice they seem, they are evil and sadistic they love nothing more then to see you suffer as you chant the evil chant.
>Glamour of Pestilence
ALL HAIL NURGLE!
>Nothing Circle
I have no idea why I bought this spell from that vendor, it does nothing, just a fucking cirle on the ground.
>The Infinite Foul Hexes of Cruelty
Upon casting the target has an suddent urge to act like a dickhead, for the rest of his life

>>13206802
>Lizard Slaying

Stop fucking complaining. A dragon is a lizard. Some basilisks are lizards. Giant huge fucking cave monster lizards are lizards. That spell is awesome.

>Become Humanoid
Shapeshifting, albeit limited to humanoids? Very useful. Could be good for being a spy.
>Specter Seduction
Specters.. Love me. Hm. Could be useful, but uncomfortable.
>The Doomed Curse of the Compassionate Lizard
I can call upon a horrible curse created by an ancient Lizardman sorcerer for the good of the world. Namely, by dooming someone so hard they stop threatening the good times of everyone else? I'm not sure.
>The Ninety Hellish Ceremonies of Sadism
HA HA HA HA SUFFER.
>Writers' Health
Literary-related healing spell. I could.. Make this work.

So, I'd be a shapeshifting necrophiliac scholar and likely a master torturer. I'd be an excellent interrogator or spy, that's for sure.

>>13206800

Congratulations you have unlocked the Sapphire circle of sorcery from Exalted... whether that's a blessing or a curse I'll leave up to you but if nothing else...

Fuck Yeah Magma Kraken!

Alter Barbs
>come at me pit traps
Dragon Seeking
>I feel as if this will not get used.....
Hands of Howling Metal
>coolface.mpeg u jelly monks?
Heavenly Warmth
>lay on hands with immune to natural cold?
Wanderer's Chimes of Silver
>Better than copper, worse than gold?

>Casting of Heat and Excellence
Apparently, I make shit hot and be fabulous while doing it.

>Conjurer's Stone Geyser
IT BEGINS

>Lords' Divination of Glibness
Now I know how god got his prophets. Well, if I ever need a bard, or a new bard, or a replacement for the new bard, I will get him.

>The Fifty Ceremonies of Sludge Transformation
On the first thought meh, on the second...Transform Sludge into...ANYTHING.

>The Ninety Hexes of Haunter Summoning
Does it haunt me, or others? Those "Summon Stuff" spells lack often the "Control Stuff" part.

>Goblins' Trap of Blood
Surprise! You're covered in blood now! Which, incidentally, is an excellent conductor for my...
>Holes of Lightning
Holes open in the ground, sky, or on the walls, unleashing a barrage of lightning!
>Hunters' Chaos
MADNESS HAS BROUGHT YOU HERE TO ME. MINE HUNTERS SHALL BE THY UNDOING.
>The Dungeon of Rulers
I shall deliver thee to a dungeon where have dwellen all the fallen kings that once stood against me.
>Worldly Chant of the Purple Torches
And then I will turn all the torches in the world purple.

> Instant Spans
If this summons a bridge or something it'll be useful.
> Miserly Arch-angels' Spell of Scent
If it's miserly does that mean it lets me smell gold? If so I've got plenty of treasure.
> Simplicity Deflection
Errr... it deflects simple things? This is one of those spells I'd cast if I had nothing left.
> Sorcery of Haunting Transformation
A polymoprh spell! Into some sort of ghost, no less. This could be very useful.
> Thunderous Sphere of Flaying
Sounds like a high level Evocation spell. A painful one at that.

>Arrows of Lava
This would be awesome, but probably requires lava/magma to be in range.
>Sun of Defending
AC up in sunshine?
>Become Crafter
Turns you into a crafter of your level for the duration of one craft.
>Deflection Deflection
Deflects deflected spells.
>Chimes of Bone
Summons skeletons to the location. As in, they come from everywhere and pilgrimage to the place where this spell was cast last.

>Chant of Drake Slaying
Very useful against drakes, quite useful against dragons and kobolds, moderately useful against all lizards. I'll fucking take it.
>Ghostly Illusion of Water and Corruption
so, basically, like that one silent hill with all the ice, but instead of ice it's blood or oily disgusting water? I -love- the ability to inflict silent hill on folks.
>Massive Beam
well, okay. I guess it does what it says. I'll try not to use this unless I need to, because the dungeon USUALLY collapses.
>Rite of Dexterity
fucking rites take like half an hour to perform, and chanting while on one bent knee is HARD, but being an inhumanly fast motherfucker is great in fights. especially combined with the ghostly illusions of corrupted water, I can make MEGASPOOKY for my foes.

>The Final Working of the Glorified Krakens
This is the spell that not even I know what it does. It seems to have a different, tremendously dangerous, effect each time I cast it. Only dead kraken gods know how it works.


I think I'm going to do pretty good. especially against fucking dragons.

and I'm fucking scared of that krakens spell. it's all HORRORTERROR-y.

>>13206844

Sapphire Magic...so I'm Jesus now?

>Invocation of Acid
I call upon acid to corrode and destroy my foes and their dwellings.
>Rune of Readiness
I am ready for anything. COME ON.
>Spectres' Spikes
A solid attack spell. Ghostly spikes assail my foes. Block that!
>The Splendid Evocation of Ether
I channel the energies of the Ethereal plane and direct it at my foes. Splendidly.
>Gysers(sic) of Bodily Flesh
This sounds horrifying.

So I can create massive geysers of meat and spray acid, ghostly spikes, and ethereal energies everywhere. And I'm ready for ANYTHING.

I sound more like the BBEG here.

>>13206749
>Blessed Ritual of Control God
Checkmate.
>Charismatic Eaters' Hex of Preservation
Meh.
>Cloud of Deadly Good
Sure, I'll open with this. Might be fun to watch them squirm.
>The Future Ceremony of the Monk
Not sure what this does, don't care.
>The Infinite Runes of Time Conjuration
Oh, I get to do it over and over again.

Hm, looks like overkill. Really, that was pointless, I'm going to try again.

>Fine Evocation of the Drunken Executioners
Woo, random killing/maiming. That should take out most of the army.
>Glowing Hail of Submission
That's for the navy. Sink those ships.
>Krakens' Air Storm
Blow away the air force.
>The Foul Charm of the Accursed Defender
Not entirely sure what this is for. Accursed defender sounds like the dragon (once I've gotten this far), foul charm...that could go either way.
>Triton Seeking
Well, I guess if I ever fall in a lake or something...
Overall, I think I'd prefer just to reuse that first one on the dragon himself, or hope he's on the ship when I unleash the second.

>Gauntlets of Slime
This is a great spell against brawlers/grapplers. Puts a penalty on grapple check of target.
>Infinite Workings of Ether
No fucking clue.
>Rune of Desire
No clue. Something to do with sex no doubt. Never worked for me.
>Slay Feline
Self-explanatory. Was very useful when I was still a lvl 1 commoner.
>The Lost Casting of the Heavenly Goblins
I lost it. That's for sure.

>Envenomed Tiaras of Sapphire
I can make valuable tiaras that are actually horribly poisonous and kill whoever wears them. Possibly useful.
>Envenomed Web of Strength
I engulf the enemy in an incredibly strong and resilient web that also poisons them. Nasty but effective.
>Glamour of Magic and Honor
I seem very magical and honorable. Probably good for impressing people; social-fu go!
>Past Flaying
"I flayed you thirty-five minutes ago."
>Returners' Platinum Zone
I summon.. Something from the Pseudo-Elemental Plane of Platinum. Or I send someone there, but they are fated to return one day. Either way, possibly not something I would use often.

>>13206901
Flesh geyser / ghost blades / ether bolts / ACID EVERYWHERE guy here. We should team up to be the most horrifying duo ever.

>Auras of Infernal Nothing
I assume this just makes everyone around me feel uneasy
>Ceremony of Kill Happy Beater
Why does it have to be a cermony? Oh well, fuck you, happiness.
>Divinities' Chains of Silver
Free chains. Awesome
>Elven Exorcism of the Screaming Goblets
No elves for me. Fuck yes.
Incatation of Summon Good Wizard
I can summon a decent wizard. Fuck yeah!

>Gothic Shield of Lifedraining
>Immovable Chains of Bronze
>The Hexes of Ethereal Mana
>The One Hundred Sorceries of the Screaming Holes
>Forbidden Ceremony of the Sadistic Masters

>Forbidden Ceremony of the Sadistic Masters

>>13206956
Make three of us.

Electrical Beams
Sigil of Kill Studious Triton
The Forty Mystic Divinations of Candles
The Sixty Conjurations of the Green Idol
The Sixty Witcheries of Ice Alteration

I might have to use some of these in Apprentice Quest...

>Crazed Fletcher's Calling of Strangulation
I don't know, maybe this summons an arrowmaker who strangles my foes?
>Deadly Sorcery of the Animated Grails
A grrrail, you say?
>Good Arrows
Well, it beats having shitty arrows.
>Queens' Sigil of Voidness
I can use this to make queens disappear? I guess that could be useful.
>Thieving Deflection
Deflects thieves. Finally something useful, damn.

Ceremony of Accuracy
>Sweet buff for friends and me!

Crazed Dancer's Spell of Charisma
>I am a hit at every party. Watch me breakdance!

Shooting Webs
>Anyone tries to stop me, I tangle them up! Also useful for tying up lovers.

The Staff of Lust
>I am all about this.

Worth Conjuration
>I make money! I make gems! I find awesome people!

>Arrow of Silver
Turns a silver piece into a silver arrow, optionally fires it as if fired from a longbow.
>Caring Consumers' Spell of Guarding
This is the Spell of Guarding as sold by Caring Consumers. It guards whatever you want.
>Curse of Control Insect
This spell does not end, and you'll go insane if you don't keep controlling the insects you cast this spell on. The second usage of this spell is to instantly teach it to a target.
>Divinities' Glamour of Absorbtion
It's FABULOUS RAINBOWS that absorb magic in the vicinity.
>Sorcery of Nondetection
It detects the presence of nothing. SO FUCK YOU ALL WITH YOUR NOTHINGNESS SPELLS, I'm on to you fuckers.

Meh, re-rolling...

>Goddess's Lust
Heh heh heh... Let's see those how chaste those nuns are when there as horny as Aphrodite.
>Sacred Casting of Seduce Drake
I don't think a drake is going to care how chaste I am when it is as horny as Aphrodite.
>The Imperial Curse of Air
Finally, I have learned the curse that the empire used to poison the air of my village. Those Imperial bastards will know EXACTLY what hit them, and it'll be to late.
>The One Hundred Workings of Traveler Slaying
AWESOME! I CAN BECOME A MAGICAL BANDIT!
>Transform Heat
Wha? So, can I make it cold then?

>Abjuration of Become Cunning Amazon
As cunning as a fox who got its Ph.D. in Cunning at Oxford University?

>Breaker's Chant of Evasion
It goes "dun dundundun dun dun, can't touch this"

>Shrines of Deadly Fire
Sweet, AoE.

>Snake's Ice Orbs
And there's the direct damage

>White Webs of Magic
And crowd control too. Excellent!

So I'm an amazon mage MC Hammer-sliding across the battlefield and blasting everyone. Oorah.

>Disrupting Spirit Hail
"oy ghosty, come here!"
>Force Control
"these aren't the droids you're looking for"
>Glasses of Hellish Evocation
>Negate Death
>The Crown of Hatefulness
i guess i am an evil overlord now

>Black Lance of Subtlety
Solid main attack. It's so subtle that the target's targetted defence suffers a penalty.
>Dungeons of Haunted Flesh
Turns dungeon walls, floors and ceilings into flesh.
>The Greater Divination of the Sadistic Conjurers
No comment.
>The Torch of Artists
Light source. Grants the perfect lighting for a piece of art. Which sometimes means it's casting light from behind the BBEG.
>Wondrous Evocation of the Benevolent Dreamers
Too much words in this to make sense.

>Assailing Negation
I'll drain every drop of life from you. Either a Save or Die or Negative Levels, either way, not something I'd want to be on the receiving end of.
>Drake Seeking
Any dragon, drake or kin of them is a paltry task to track. Could come in handy if I need to seek the patronage of a friendly dragon, or end the existence of a hostile one.
>Heat Wall
Worse than fire - just heat. Ever walked into a block of superheated air? Yeah, no idea it's even coming and you die.
>Seers' Time Span
This is the big one, yo. The past and future are as apparent to me as open books.
>The Infinite Workings of Barbarian Slaying
Handy if I need an infinite number of ways to slay a barbarian, but this is pretty much the lame kid of the set.

>Benevolent King's Ritual of Ruthlessness
Quite why a benevolent king would need one i do not know
>Blue Cloud of Lightning
cool
>Lightning Absorbtion
No friendly fire!
>The Two Celestial Exorcisms of Mud
epic cleaner
>Walkers' Cunning
"don't go to the lake district"?

>Curse of Control Haunts
Uhh... what? A curse that allows me to take over people that are being haunted? This has such a narrow application. I mean, when I do get to use it, it'll be pretty fuckin' cool, but a daily staple it is not.

>Deathly Ceremony of Transform Air
Oh fuck off. A ceremony that kills me but will transform the air. Great, just what I always wanted. Maybe if I wanted to be a martyr at the end of my mission and turn the air into food for orphans who then have no air to breathe and die but eat themselves to joy in the minute and a half without oxygen they have. Fuck. I sense failure on my quest.

>Exceptional Hail of Crystal
Hey, not bad for once. Maybe I can just spam crystal hail on fucking everything that moves.

>Marvelous Conjuration of Absorbs Metal
Absorbing metal is pretty cool but a conjuration? Err...

>Massive Torc of Ooze
What the fuck was I thinking in wizard school. How is creating a gigantic slime necklace going to help me? Maybe I find that single /tg/iant with an ooze-fetish and he masturbates himself to death.

Fairly sure my adventure is a disaster or a one way highway to fetish fuel.

Rollin'....

>Control Muck
Let's me control, well, muck. Not readily useful, but it could probably be used to my advantage at some point.
>Flesh Deflection
Could be a useful spell. Any living creature is repelled from a certain radius around you. Hopefully the entire creature, and not just its flesh. Maybe.
>Sigil of Hatefulness
Anyone who gazes upon this sigil filled with rage and must attempt to kill the nearest living creature in any way it can.
>The Foul Sorcery of the Aquatic Seeker
Nope.
>The Uncountable Sorceries of Cat Seduction
So many ways to seduce cats. So, many, ways.

Charm of Summon Divine Triton

>Sweet, nothing like some heavy support!

Eternal Law

>Geas is cool... Why not?

Kingly Webs of Magma

>And for my own heavy attack/ crowd control!

Snake Killing

>Now it never has to be snakes

The Deadly Rune of the Fortuitous Lover

>Kills rival suitors... I'm set for life!

Evocation of Elimination
>Sounds like an insta-kill sort of spell. Useful.
Flame Absorbtion
>Dragon's fire breath? Nope.
The Gauntlet of Precision
>Useful for picking locks, firing bows, etc.
Warning Control
>Hey, hey! Watch out there.
Wyrm Slaying
>Dragons? Nope.

>Feline Seeking
First, cast Feline Seeking. Locate Catgirl.
>The Vestment of Blending
Then, Vestment of blending, to make my clothes chameleon-shift.
>Sounding Deflection
Got to keep myself inaudible too.
>Saintly Thieving
Ability to steal without fucking up my alignment...
>Ceremony of Barbarism
And then a little 'barbarism' with the unsuspecting feline.

>>13206205
All of them of course. Specifically, all four. So what's the fourth you should ask.

>Seduce Generous Gnome

Oh... oh god.

>Absorbs Hope
Your hope, give it to me.

>Holy Exorcism of the Generous Priests
I will exorcise the shit out of your generous priests.

>Shooting Beams
Fuck yes, beams. PEW PEW PEW.

>Storm of Platinum
Painful and profitable!

>Water Beams
More beams? FUCK YES, I am the Beamwizard.

>>13206149
>Otherworldly Idol of Mud
MUUUUD

>Charismatic Amazon's Illusion of Ooze
Ohh hell yes. I can work with a hot -4 str ooze women illusion. If nothing else, I'll kick people in the balls from behind while their starring
>Ritual of Ruthlessness
This doesn't sound like something a friend of justice would use. So I won't.
>The Forty Incatations of the Envenomed Blade
Seriously now? Can we stop giving me evil things? I'm trying to be good.
>The Sixty Rituals of the Fiery Rations
Aww yeah. I'm pretty sure I just learned 60 different spicy recipes. Time to be a combat chef of some sort.
>Unknowable Chant of the Wise Monks
So I'm a combat monk at one with the ways of spicy food and assisted by an army of amazonian goo girl illusions.

Fuck this adventure, this adventure is easy mode. I'm going for all the adventures!

>Call Monsters
Hey, this'll be pretty cool. Monsters work for me!

>Control Metal
Well, non-caster classes can suck my dick!

>Past Time Arrow
Holy shit I can fire arrows back in time, or hit people with arrows that send them back in time.

>Pits of Minor Sapphire
I suppose I could farm these pits of sapphires to fund my adventure.

>The Seven Unspeakable Conjurations of Dungeons
Oh... I... I'm the BBEG. Well, that was a tweest. I conjure dungeons, fill them with monsters, farm my sapphire mines and use a mix of Magneto-like metal control and TIME ARROWS.

COME AT ME, ADVENTURERFAGS.

>>13207180

All gnomes are greedy bastards. Therefore, your spell does nothing.

>>13207132
Dude, there are so many muck spells in this thread you could totally own those who use those spells.

>Blades of Chaotic Heat

Sure, the temperature fluctuates, but they usually do some amount of damage.

>Finders' Abjuration of Mana and Benevolence

Lost in a city or on the road? Now you know who is most likely to help you in a meaningful way.

>The Moon of Generosity

No idea what that means, so I´m going to assume its a metaphor for Dat Ass and call it my favorite spell.

>Walker's Excellence

Can´t catch me, bitches. And I don´t even have to break into a run...

>Wise Amazons' Hex of Platinum

Turns people I don´t like into a platinum statue of an Amazon. Weapon, income generator, and decorator all in one.

Blades of Fine Lightning
>Aww Yeah.
Ceremony of Summon Hellish Chameleons
>A swarm of fiendish lizards? I'm okay with that.
Chant of Deflect Books
>You're libraries, get them away from me.
Conjuration of Summon Vicious Killer
Phantasmal Killer? Sure.
The Uncountable Future Evocations of Bronze
>That's like counterfeiting pennies. Oh well. Can't win them all.

>Calling of Mud and Choking
Flood of MUUUUUUUUD!
>Clubs of Lightning
WOOT! I BASH YO FACE IN WITH A LIGHTNIN-BOLT!
>Electrical Zones
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
>Sly Angel's Divination of Alertness
OOOH, now I can see the world as well as Satan
>Undead's Abjuration of Viciousness
Yey. I can get that Lich I'm hunting even more blood-thirsty. Nothing could go wrong with that.

>Greed Negation
Sounds like a good way to deal with self-interested enemies, especially CE/NE/CN dudes

>The One Thousand Witcheries of the Gothic Tomes
Well, considering I have one thousand witcheries wrapped up in one spell, I'd call this a winner.

>The Torc of Dragons
I'm imagining that this one gives me a necklace of luminous dragons, perhaps it gives me some sort of fighter buff.

>The Two Sacred Spells of Shivs
Sacred spells of shivs? Prison zombies, look the fuck out.

>Transform Ether
The ether is everywhere, so I consider this far too useful. Unless it transforms the anaesthetic, then it's only useful in a hospital.

Pic: 1st google image result for "Gothic Tomes"

>>13207132
More muck-related spells on the way for me:
Hand of Mud
>MUUUUD
Sorcery of Alter Thought
>Mind control, etc.
The Chaotic Divination of the Golems
>An unreliable spell that tells me about golems.
The Glove of Stranglers
>Cursed item, causes the wearer to attempt to strangle the nearest living being.
The One Thousand Sigils of Sludge Transformation
>Ultimate Sludge Mastery!

>Glove of Elven Venom
In this setting elves are somewhat venomous. This lets me poison targets on touch.
>Incantation of Venom and Blending
Not sure what this does.
>Past Divination of Transform Muck
Hey, all of you who have muck attacks, I can just divinely transform said muck into more painful/useful things from the past. Just call me when you need the transformation to occur.
>The Four Incantations of Magma Alteration
I can alter magma in 4 ways. Specifically, warmer, colder, thinner and denser. So I won't have to worry about falling into a volcano or something.
>Villainous Chant of Invisibility and Family
This song makes me and company invisible.

>Blasphemous Alertness
They call it blasphemous because of the vocal components used in this spell. It keeps you alert even when you sleep though.
>Dwarven Casting of the Infamous Drake
This instantly casts a statue of the drake that's infamous in the area.
>Foul Disruption
Disrupts another caster's spells of course.
>Nothing Bolts
Turns bolts to nothing, subtle trickery in the name.
>The Infinite Divinations of Energy Transformation
Self-explanatory I would say.

Defender's Balance
>Throws off your enemies balance, Iguess.
Endless Incatation of Seek Sinner
>Similar to detect evil, but it never ends. You can see every single sin that everyone has committed, forever.
Forbidden Spell of Control Acid
>Making drugs, sellin' drugs
The Ancient Curse of the Evil Dwarves
>Probably kills giants, probably.
The One Hundred Charms of Lightning Transformation
>Makin' stuff out of lightning, killin' things with lightning.

>>13207391
>Nothing Bolts
Or maybe it makes thing unable to flee from combat.

>>13207399
Giants are probably defined as all medium-sized creatures and up.

>>13207423
Damn, that's a nice look at it. Thanks, that's actually a useful spell in some games I've played. Freaking mooks running away before we farm their XP, I mean prevent them from killing the hostage.

>Caring Annihilators' Sigil of Sound
I have no idea. "sigils of sound" almost sounds like an alphabet or language of some type -- but who is this "caring annihilator"? I'm hoping he either has an epic-level spellbook, or a bunch of plot-relevant secrets written in his diary.
>Detect Idols
Simple enough, have no idea what use it could be.
>Sorcery of Summon Insect
BEES
>The One Thousand Chants of Specter Slaying
Who you gonna call? Instant ghastly destruction in 1000 different flavors.
>Trap of Lawful Opening
No officer, that wasn't breaking and entering.

> The Book of History
<--
> Minor Coins of Slime
Slimy pennies? What the fuck am I gonna do with slimy pennies?
> Sapphire Zone
Wasn't this a Sonic level?
> Constructors' Courage
CAN WE FIX IT? YES WE CAN!
> The Hole of Intoxication
i.e., Create Vagina

>>Calling of Silver and Compassion
>>Ornate Chambers of Time
>>Priests' Cowardice
>>Purify Temples
>>Thought Negation

Apparently, I'm staging a cunning takeover of a powerful church from the inside, using a series of political gambits, money laundering, time-manipulation, and fomenting religious schism...

...then making sure nobody remembers it was me who started it.

I win.

>Blue Circles of Sustenance
>Cat Killing
>King's Vestment of Voidness
>One Thousand Chants of Force
>Sacred Rune of the Compassionate Dwarves

Clearly I will know only success on my mission of diplomacy in the dwarven kingdoms.

rolled 60 = 60

There are some who call me...Tim

Call Goblins
>free minions
Compassionate Spectres' Working of Revealing
>trap finders (when above is not available)
Destroyers' Force Blast
>does it need a description
Lost Rite of Summon Wolf
>I summon a wolf god. Suck it Trebek
Time Shield
>Try hitting me...tomorrow!

>Animated Bolts of Spirit
Cool, I guess I've got sentient magic missiles.

>Blast of Chaotic Metal
Fuck your armor and weapons, unless I accidentally adamantine.

>Books of Minor Silver
"For every hour I chant, I make one silver piece." "That's not that great" "Yeah, but it means I'll never starve."

>Mystic Sorcery of The Golden Helms
I summon three giant golden helmets, place one over a monster, and move them around. IF his allies guess the right one, he's fine.

>The Glove of Krakens
BOOM! I now summon and command Krakens.

I hope we're on an aquatic adventure. If not, it's going to blow the party's mind when we finally get to the ocean.

>Benevolent Nomads' Ritual of Viciousness
Perhaps some sort of buff? Slap it on the parties barbarian and see what happens, I guess.

>Dwarven Nets of Sound
If this is an actual net, this could be a useful snare I guess.

>Purple Zone
FUCK YEAH PURPLE EVERYWHERE AND EVERTHING

>The Infinite Runes of the Massive Gauntlet
So I... what? Do I summon a massive gauntlet, or just have the ability to inscribe as many runes as I want onto some massive gauntlet? The latter seems completely useless, unless theres some sort of giant in the party.

>Wanderers' Curse of Everburning and Corruption
Oh fuck yes, THIS I can work with.

>Chant of Purify Doors
If it removes magical traps, it could be useful... Doors are often trapped.

>Clear Chain of Metal
This could be handy if used right. I assume it creates an invisible metal chain, which may have some pretty cool potential applications.

>Crazed Krakens' Sorcery of Frost
Some kind of ice spell? Could be useful as an offensive spell, or even to get me out of a pinch by slowing the enemy

>Glorious Light Rain
I summon a shower of light rain. It's like I'm really in England.

>Witchery of Ghost Control
Sure hope there are ghosts around, or this could be pretty useless. Otherwise, I imagine it'll help me out quite a bit.

Overall, I'd say it's a decent utility loadout. It has it's glaring weaknesses, like enemies which are immune to cold and ice, but overall, I could work with this,

>Dragons' Radiance
Cast almost perpetually. Charisma is always nice to have, and with a spell of this caliber... well, enough said. Only the great Trogdor itself has majesty equal to mine.
>Endless Illusion of Puncturing
Why kill someone when you can send them into a full tactical illusion of them being slowly pierced over... and over... and over again?
>Net of Bronze
One of my earlier spells, but still extremely useful.
>Star of Lost Enchantment
More a curiosity than anything else, but the ability to take a disenchanted item and tell what magics it once held could be useful at some point. Possibly.
>The Four Monstrous Charms of Lanterns
The Charms of Fear, Greed, Rage, and Death. Terrible, terrible things. I use them whenever possible. Especially Fear. That's fucking HILARIOUS.

>Bears' Disks of Mud
Fuck yeah, attack spells! Eat bear discs, assholes!
>Hex of Control
Don't mind me, just mind-controlling my harem of beautiful women.
>The Aquatic Charm of Cold
Eat freezing water, assholes!
>The Divinations of Lawful Gold
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna be making me some money on the stock market now!
>The Fifty Royal Sigils of Cleverness
Make me even smarter? Sign me up!

>Crafter's Evocation of Divination
err... I can evoke divination if I'm a craftsman? Good thing I have ranks in craft: gemstones...
>Exorcism of Mud and Glibness
useless garbage.
>The One Thousand Castings of Metal Transformation
I can transmute a thousand metal objects at once. Sweet.
>The Three Demonic Sigils of Bronze
what do the sigils DO? useless unless I can figure it out beforehand.
>The Uncountable Conjurations of the Golden Knives
ZA WARUDO

>Deflection Negation
Fuck your shit, I'm hitting you. Useful against a wide variety of foes.
>Flame Ring
Omnidirectional shockwaves of pure flame are always useful.
>The Mace of Corruption
A powerful melee weapon conjured from nothingness with the power to dissolve and corrode anything it hits.
>The One Hundred Chants of the Adamantine Portal
A hundred differnet ways to summon Wolverine. Nice.
>Alteration of Magma
FUCK YOU I"M A LAVA GOLEM. AND THE FLOOR IS LAVA. AND SO IS YOUR FACE.

All in all, a pretty strong spell set. Ready to take on anybody.

>>13210343
>Exorcism of Mud and Glibness
>useless garbage

But, MUUUUD.

>Dragon's Grail of Ether

Little to vague, what does it do?

>Purify Torcs

Ooookay, maybe I could find some incredibly niche mundane use for it.

>Unholy Incatation of Deflection

Hell yeah, finally something useful. Shielding spells are always nice.

>Wonderful Rune of Control Ice

Cryomancer with barriers? Seems fine to me.

>Wyrm Slaying

Most straightforward spell name ever. It kills dragons. What else do you want from a spell? Clean jewellry? Oh wait, I got that one covered too.

>Berserker Killing

it seems the generator hates berserkers

>Defile Holes

Using a spell for it would be redundant.

>Mystic Calling of the Icy Gauntlets

So, I could simply call a pair of icy cold gauntlets whenever I want? I could use them as beer coolers maybe.

>The Candle of Silver

Ummmm, maybe helpful if I ever run out of torches.

>The One Thousand Monstrous Abjurations of Water

It takes one thousand monstrous abjurations to summon some water?

So, I'm a summoner with useless spells who is only adept at kiling berserkers.

>Calling of Kill Thinkers
In the most literal sense, or philosophers only? Ridiculously good if the first, kinda neat if the second.
>Hail of Blessed Worth
"hail" as in "hello" or "hail" as in "falling clumps of ice"?
>Incatation of Seek Sadistic Traitor
The sadistic traitors are always the worst. This will be very helpful
>The Two Ceremonies of Magma Absorbtion
I CAN SWIM IN LAAAAAAAAAVA
>Vestments of Heavenly Venom
Can't touch this, you'll get poisoned.

Overall, I am the greatest wizard alive.

>Adamantine Assaults of Silver
Adamantine swords brutalize my enemies and count as silver? Awesome. Good damage spell
>Illusion of Sanity
Ultimate save or suck? Cool.
>The Five Exorcisms of the Embossed Portal
Banhammer in portal form? Cool
>The Four Glamours of Traveller Control
Change targeted location of travel spells? Awesome.
>Wonderful Deflection
Awesome. A good shield spell gives me a nice varried spell list.

>Angel Control
This seems useful if I find one.
>Chain of Slime and Blocking
So it protects me and makes them all icky?
>Ritual of Perfection Alteration
So I make perfect things imperfect, doesn't seem too useful.
>Spectral Sorcery of Deflect Lightning
This seems kinda cool.
>Ultimate Calling of Become Bear
Hell yeah, I just hit the jackpot, a bear shooting chains of slime.

>Assassin's Sadism
Someone becomes sadistic as an Assassin. If this causes a temp class change, awesome. Useful for making a paladin fall I guess.
>Cloaks of Nothing
Either an invisibility spell or I cover people with nothingness. Either way useful.
>Deadly Blood Assault
Sounds awesome, especially if it doesn't need to be my blood.
>Hex of Deflection
Sounds cool as well, deflect spells or arrows.
>Hex of Frost
Ice damage spell.

All in all I got some good ones.

>Create Ladders
There is no building I can't get on top of. Not useful.
>Doomed Curse of Everburning and Hatefulness
I make someone hate things forever? Seems pretty cool.
>Ice Rain
I guess this depends on the intensity, drizzle makes it an annoyance, stronger and we are having a party.
>Leader's History
If you are the leader of my party there is nothing you can hid from me!
>Titan Hypnotism
I make big guys sleep......okay?

>>13210544
>Defile Holes
You are the rape wizard

> The Illusions of Lost Air
So I can make people THINK they have no air? Well, I suppose it has its uses...

>The Perfected Casting of Frost
I guess this is a really good ice spell.

>The Fifty Castings of Feline Control
Err... Well controling cats is good, but I'm not sure I like the 'filthy' part

>Saintly Calling of Seduce Nomad
I not quite sure of the exact mechanics here, but I guess I can get all the nomad tail I want.

>Venom Balls
Ranged poison attack, fuck yeah.

>>13210759

The FIFTY castings, FIFTY! Five zero! 50!

>Auras of Deathly Energy
Guess I'm taking the evil route!
>Cloak of Spiritual Heat
Seems solid in terms of general survival.
>Fields of Fire
A bit of AOE, pretty nice
>Mystical Force Arrows
Ranged offense too. I think this adventure is going to go well. Let's just see what this last one is...
>The Gem of Hunger
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Conjure Time
I could not be more happy at the moment.
>Deathly Carnage
I stand corrected, it seems like shit is gonna hit the fan when I walk in.
>Great Orbs of Mana
This seems pretty cool actually.
>The Forty Rituals of Haunter Control
I have no idea how I would ever use this.
>The Ninety Charms of the Runed Blades
I don't even know about this one.

> Glorified Ceremony of Acid and Health
I cant even get my head around this one. Does acid damage, then heals?
Actually, if I've learned anything from that goblin comic, it's torture is always a viable option, all the time.
> Ruby Conjuration
Damn. Now we're making some money. I'll buy that Vorpal sword you got there.
> Vorpal Net
OH OK THEN, never mind.
> The One Hundred Hexes of Spirit Deflection
I dont think we need that many hexes, maybe one ward will do. But hey, when you absolutely have to get that job done.
> Wyrm Slaying
Well, thats pretty straightforward.

I think I'm going to be alright. Well, assuming the primary enemy's are Wyrms.

>Casting of Become Canines
Disguises aren't so bad. Could be useful.
>Dire Robe of Stone
Aw hell yes. I got a magic item, motherfuckers! And it' all SPIKES and DAMAGE REDUCTION!
>Envenom Dungeons
Problem, DM?
>Good Bone Spheres
So I guess I'm some kind of good necrom--
>The Villainous Sorcery of the Ghost
...Neutral necromancer.

>>13210875
>>The Forty Rituals of Haunter Control
You are the pokemon master, I guess.

>Hex of Kill Worldly Monks
Not exactly useful, it doesn't seem to even work exclusively on monks they have to be 'worldly'
>Kill Bears
The darkest of the dark magic, a spell capable of killing my mortal enemies the bears.
>The Ancient Ritual of the Dire Rulers
I suppose it could come in handy, since the rulers are dire I suppose I could use them as a bridge or if I need to measure something especially huge.
>Transmute Swords
Useful when fighting enemies armed with swords (the traitors who have joined the bearmy) allowing me to transmute their swords into things like lava.
>Wonderful Glasses of Cold
Useful to keep drinks cold and freeze things if necessary...yup I'm fucked.

>Fields of Thundering Flesh
If I'm not a necromancer, I can at least make people think I am. Maybe I can get the flesh-eating whatevers to chow down on this instead of me.

>Magma Orb

Sweet. It's like a Fireball, but easier to control and able to melt through way more stuff. Plus, I can turn any village I dislike into my own little Vietnam.

>Priestess's Drunkenness
Definitely feeling the evil here. When it's not enough to defile the temple, defile the priestess!

>Sorcery of Innocence
Defile a priestess? Who, me?

>The Witcheries of Disrupting Air
I dealt it.

>>13211015
>bearmy
Oh my god. I haven't laughed this loud and long over a single word in years. You sir, are a gentleman scholar. Thank you.

>Conjure Light
This is always useful in any dungeon. And much easier to blind the BBEG like this.
>Lawful Illusion of Wind and Caring
I can make people think they are loved.
>The Bone of Venom
All skeletons are now poisonous!
>The One Hundred Sorceries of Time Transformation
Time to space, time to Wednesday, time to hammers, you know the deal. There's some weird ones in here though.
>Vicious Stranglers' Charm of Cunning
Charms are always nice.

Holy fuck, my spells are awesomely stupid. I love OP for posting this. Also Monstrous Divination of Warmth and Lust.
>>Become Charismatic Fletchers
Does what it says on the tin.If successful, transforms target cluster of humanoids into an arrow-makers with high charisma scores. Could be very useful, as said fletchers might be less hostile than their source, or even provide arrows to my party.
>>Deflect Cloaks
Almost entirely useless. If someone attempted to throw a cloak in order to obscure the vision of my caster, I could deflect it. If someone was wearing a cloak loosely enough and standing close enough to me, I could remove that cloak.
>>Eternal Shocking
Attempt to afflict target with some sort of magical nerve dysfunction which would cause a permanent sensation of electric shock. Would be at first debilitating, but they would quickly become used to it enough to continue functioning, albeit uncomfortably. Totally a dick move.
>>Hail of Ooze
hard pellets are rained upon the target which soften into ooze shortly after impact. Distracting and painful, then sticky.
>>The Nine Sigils of Ruler Summoning
A lengthy and difficult ritual which attempts to summon a being fit to rule. Hopefully it's not a devil or a king or duke that would be upset at their abduction. Good luck getting them a throne if that is your intention. Could be useful for extorting hostage money.

LET'S GO

>Barriers of Magic
Pretty straightforward. A wall made of noneshallpass.

>Cursed Glamour of Tactics and Compassion
A subtle, yet powerful spell. The enemy general becomes FABULOUS, and so his ability to give orders is disrupted due to 50 bitches hanging off of him. It can also cause significant morale damage behind the lines, as prominent figures of state engaged in charity are suddenly found in an impromptu orgy.

>Glorious Evocation of the Angry Divinity
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a god instead.

>Haunted Ritual of the Electrical Door
Another simple spell.

>The Three Incatations of the Adamantine Ration
Delicious adamantine waffles.

The plan: Secure a location with my electrified doors and barriers of magic, disrupt my enemies with the cursed glamour, and then summon delicious waffles. If anyones tries to give me shit because of it - glorious evocation, bitches.

>>13213142
I really feel like some of these work better as items, example are those Deflect Cloaks in quoted post.

>Angels' Mana Disk
Simple single-target attack. Deals a mix of Holy/Radiant and Magical damage.
>Fine Glamour of Magma
DELICIOUS ALCOHOL.
>Nets of Massive Acid
If you get caught in one of these you'll suffer from some Massive Acid damage. Handle checks are difficult though, unless the wielder wants to suffer Massive Acid damage as well.
>Spectral Fields of Lightning
Speaks for itself. Creates several fields that zap anyone that gets too close.
>Triton's Virtue
What it says on the tin... or shell. It's a pretty blue.

>Blue Breath of Good
A nice breath attack for fighting evil-dooers. Not sure what benefit it being blue could bring though.
>Bronze Span
Depending on how it works, it could be very useful for getting across rivers or chasms if it forms a bridge to span the distance. Less effective if it only changes pre-existing bronze.
>Elven Ritual of Flying
Flight is always useful, but the "elven ritual" makes me wary.
>Endless Rune of the Wise Fletcher
Improves arrows? Gives them a WIS bonus? Suppose it has some use on foes I can't breath attack away.
>Transmute Gauntlets
Transmuting into gauntlets? Rather useless. Transmuting gauntlets into something else, however, has much more potential for shenanigans.

>Assault of Diamond
Ok, sounds like a weapon buff, could be useful. Otherwise it summons and attacks people with diamonds, which is also good.

>Exalted Divination of Dreaming and Hunger
I guess for fact finding or something.

>Helms of Ruby
Probably a defensive buff version of Assault of Diamond.

>The Book of Queens
Hurrah for identifying royalty.

>The Spectral Spell of the Abyssimal Gnomes
No idea, but sounds awesome, so that's going to be the Go To spell.

>Arrows of Spiritual Holding
This is my default spell. Quite straight-forward, it shoots at a target and holds them in place.
>Bolt of Sapphire
Strong water spell.
>Glorified Sorcery of Energy and Serenity
Basically a short rest in spell form.
>Minor Gysers of Nothing
Purely for distraction purposes. It just looks weird.
>The Axe of Finders
This axe is my greatest treasure. It makes those lousy fetch-quest-givers think twice before sending me to buy some yeast.

>Chant of Dexterity
>Clubs of Ancestral Flame
>Conjure Heroism
>Courageous Cats' Evocation of Force
>Cunning Wyrms' Evocation of Flame
I'm a dex-buffing bard, maker of heroes, evoker of force and flame.

When I'm out of mana I smack you with my club. So I'm a bardbarian.

>Damned Curse of the Angry Lizards
This damned curse makes angry lizards be all up in someone's business. Could be useful
>Damned Fortune
I guess this gives you some damned fortunes? okay cool.
>Hands of Ether
GREEN LANTERN
>Rune of Glibness
Inscribe anything with glib.
>Ultimate Illusion of the Living Door
It makes any door look like a door with a face on it.

Banes' Geyser of Silver
> How is this not going to be awesome? Blasting cash and metal death everywhere

Circles of Wind
>small air-based magic missiles? mini tornados?

Incantation of Conjuration
> wut

Lesser Casting of Tunneling
> Moleman

Sorcery of History
> Can make any dinner party excruciatingly boring as i recite the minutia of life 400 years ago

>Circle of Metal
Fuck yeah flying saucer!
>Generous Thinker's Spell of Ease
It....makes it easy for me to think of generosity? Or maybe it makes it easier for me to think in generous amounts. That sounds good since I'm a spellcaster.
>Intelligent Cat's Curse of Ooze
Well....if the enemy has any intelligent cats, they'd best fucking prepare to have them start oozing.
>Meteoric Storms of Spirit
Oh fuck yes, ghost comets raining from the sky. Or maybe just a regular meteor storm that invigorates the spirit of my allies. Either one is pretty badass.
>Platinum Touches
TOUCH BAD GUY, WIN INSTANTLY AND BECOME INCREDIBLY RICH.

>Drunken Gods' Rune of Lightning
You know all those scribbles you see on lightning-damage weapons? Yeah, they're for show, only one of them causes the lightning effect. And I know it bitches. 6000 gold pieces in gems if you want me to inscribe it on your weapon.
>Hail of Strong Dust
Dust with a STR score blowing very hard.
>Incatation of Forge Coins
Man needs to pay his bills, right? And with the amount of travelling we're going to do, we'll surely come across some folks who won't accept our gold from another land.
>Ritual of Fish Killing
Take blunt object. Smack fish on head. Done.
>The Knife of Arch-angels
So what this is a knife. Have you seen how large Arch-angels are? For someone like me it's a fucking greatsword and you'll deal with it.

The Shield of Cats
> enchant target shield to be covered in cats

The Damned Ritual of Flesh
> masturbating

Serpents' Ceremony of Slime and Kindness
> uh.... more masturbating?

One Thousand Conjurations of Slime
> oh so now i'm ejaculating everywhere

The Three Callings of Wizard Control
> Someone calls Wizard Control to have me arrested for indecent exposure.

I'm a furry. I summon cats all over someone's shield, jerk off wildly for 3 rounds and get arrested

>>13213416

wut

>Ceremony of Deflection
It deflects. There's enough spells like this. They're a dime a two-dozen.
>Clean Portals
No, I don't have OCD, why would you think that? WAIT, you don't know what's gone through that portal you idiot. You might catch some horrible disease.
>Conjuration of Thawing
This is my way of dealing with black ice.
>Feline's Charisma
Grants upon thee the charisma of a feline. Most often I try to use something related to sphinxes as spell components.
>Net of Earth
Most used spell. Catches the target in a net woven from the ground and pulls it down.

>Deflect Healing
I'm undead, my body is powered by the plane of negative energy. 1 in 5 undead are killed by healing. Do the math.
>Electrical Crown of Lightning
This crown allows me to use FORCE LIGHTNING.
>Bones of Lava
This makes bones of lava. Requires bones as spell component though, kinda hard to get by in large quantities--
>Fields of Bone
Floor is bone. Floor is bone. Floor is bone. FLOOR IS LAVA, AHAHAHAHA FUCKERS. Didn't see that coming.
>Light Conjuration
Helps when reading my tomes of magic. I might be a sack of bones, but I still need some light to read.

>Aquatic Evocation of Health
I can heal myself in water, so I guess I'll be a pirate wizard or something.
>Demon Seeking
A demon-calling pirate warlock.
>Hail of Fiery Flesh
Not really breaking the mould so far.
>The Uncountable Callings of the Sharp Weapon
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
>Unspeakable Working of Deflect Spirit
And ghosts can right fuck off, none of that black pearl shit here.

> Become Wyrms
Fed up with being hominid? how would you like to BECOME A FUCKING DRAGON?

> Elemental Chant of Springing and Compassion

So, this turns enemies into Tigger?

> Rune of Diamond Control

Well... shit...

> Sigil of Fortune

Depends on whether it means vast wealth or future-seeing, either way, win.

> The Book of Krakens

Dragons that summon Krakens? I think I win.

>>13213530
No, not become a dragon.
>Become wyrms
>wyrms
>S
you become multiple dragons. Simultaneously.

>>13213553

Yes, thank you for pointing that out.


I fucking win.

>Abjuration of Entanglement and Intelligence
So I can summon roots that wrap around me and make me smarter. Guess I'm a druid?
>Distant Evocation of Mana
Good stuff. I can summon mana for me, or for my allies if they're really far away.
>The Exalted Ceremony if the Infamous Sea Serpent
Wow, I really must be a druid. Specializing in sea creatures, apparently....or....wait a minute....
>Shields of Foul Entanglement
Yyyep. I'm a tentacle wizard.
>Amazon Seduction
MFW

>Beaters' Defending

WALL OF FISTS

>Divination of Control Lost Summoner

Are you stuck between dimensions? Give my agency a call.

>Hex of Drunkenness

I will abuse this far too often.

>Perfect Casting of Entanglement and Compassion

With this, i don't even need the hex of drunkenness except for use on myself.

>Sylvan Incatation of Springing

bounding on treetops would be awesome.

So I guess i'd be a badassed lower middle class wizard? shitty...maybe i reroll...

Giant Bolt
Incatation of Become Ancestral Summoner
Incatation of Flesh Conjuration
Sound Orbs
The Infernal Invocation of the Cunning Haunts

BOW BEFORE KREETN, THE MIGHTY AND TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!

Hand of Unholy Lifedraining
Holy Casting of Platinum and Opposition
Illuminated Bolts of Flesh
Invocation of Hypnotise Canine
The Fortuitous Rune of the Greater Screamer
...

I think i'm the BBEG not the adventurer.

Ok lets break this down.

>Hand of Unholy Lifedraining
Touch spell, drains life. Pretty useful.

>Holy Casting of Platinum and Opposition
Holy? Am i playing both sides? I uh. There's so many things confusing about this one

>Illuminated Bolts of Flesh
Ok! My ranged attack is... glowing slivers of meat. I don't know about attack potential but that should scare the shit out of just about anyone.

>Invocation of Hypnotise Canine
That's... very specific. Then again. I now go on a subquest to go find a cerberus.

>The Fortuitous Rune of the Greater Screamer
This could be:
1) Horrifically annoying
2) A really cool AoE
3) Just horrifying (another point for "scare the shit out of people" spells)

>Absorbs Wind
Always good for avoiding the social penalty for farting at a fancy dinner party. Or stopping that douchebag spellcaster from ruining your cloud spell.

>Divine Rite of the Flaming Portals
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SPELL DOES
I JUST KNOW IT DOES SOMETHING AWESOME

>Spell of Kill Compassionate Kraken
That's... an incredibly specific kill spell. At least it's probably guaranteed to work.

>Studious Insect's Chant of Tactics
"My master once told me, 'you have much to learn, grasshopper.' I eventually devised this spell and bested him."

>Summon Lost Hearer
In case a senile old wizard loses his hearing aid.

>>13213657
>Glowing Slivers of Meat
It's obviously a spell for having bioluminescent techno-rave orgies

>Dire Glamour of Metal
Once I find my weapons, I've got a bitchin' enchantment ready
>The Great Exorcism of the Hateful Lizards
And that takes care of all my dinosaur warding needs
>The Dwarven Ceremony of the Barbaric Fish
Um...
>Felines' Working of Darkness
Summon lolcats
>Savage Moon of Bone
Looks like my destiny is to be the last boss. You're all fucked. Pic related.

>>13213800
>The Dwarven Ceremony of the Barbaric Fish

>Black Grail of Diamond

So I have a fancy ass cup for drinking...

>Exalted Rite of Summon Golem

This could work, as long as it's under my control...

>Ogres' Goblet of Earth

Fancy ass cup number 2

>Working of Alter Weapons

Your weapons are now lava...

>Rite of Seduce Angels

Well, not only will this combat demons because she'll do what I ask, it'll also combat those lonely nights...

>Innocent Drakes' Incatation of History
I have no clue what the fuck this does. The vocal component takes forever and becomes longer the more I wait.
>Runed Shields of Acid
A pair of shields that grant great defence against acid damage.
>Snake's Cowardice
Don't snakes lash out in fear?
>Snake's Nothing Aura
nothing here
>The Elemental Calling of Thought
INT-buff.

>Blue Cloud
It's a cloud. It's blue. Useful for concealment, maybe for coloring objects.

>Charm of Envenom Holes
So it's, like, an anti-rape charm? Seems weak, but I have a feeling I'll be glad I have it.

>Greed Conjuration
I interpret that as a mind-altering spell that creates a desire within another person's mind. That could have a lot of uses.

>The Glorious Witchery of the Intelligent Dragons
What sort of spell would a dragon consider "glorious"? Whatever it is, it must be pretty impressive.

>The Unholy Rite of the Sagely King
Unholy sagely king? Lich king? Does this spell turn me into a lich, or summon undead minions, or something like that?

So I have a mind control spell, a poison spell, an obscurement spell, and two impressive-sounding spells I can't identify. My loadout seems lacking.

>captcha: huanest much
Sadly, yes.

>Barbaric Wanderer's Divination of Honor
mite b cool
>Control Serene Animal
Neat, I can control unicorns n shit
>Disks of Exalted Gender-reversal
Uhh...
>Saintly Hex of Negate Spirit
Kill ghosts? neat
>Wondrous Ritual of the Shooting Chimes
I assume this makes deafening chime noises at the enemy

I might live.

>Blessed Chant of Magma

Sounds more like a daily than anything else. Chanting for five minutes and summoning great tendrils and warriors of magma. Awesome.

>Invocation of Worth

Summon gold coins, maybe? Or just "worth." I can make objects worth more of make people seem more successful. Alright. Not quite as good as the first one.

>Spectral Charm of the Sturdy Chime

Maybe I'm an Eastern spellcaster with magic that relies on windchimes. Sometimes they break, and this summons spirits to defend them.

>The Uncountable Final Workings of Spirit

Destroy undead, reducing them to dust.

>Unholy Curse of Stone

Awesome! Yes. Either turn people to stone by summoning demons to weave their flesh into rock, or permanently enchant my magma monsters into rock so they're trapped on this plane and must assist me.

>Glorified Conjuration of Lava
>Hex of Diamond and Triumph
>The Skull of Hearers
>Traps of Mud
>Vorpal Zones

I think I'm that one fucking boss that spams everything with AOE.

>Casting of Seek Abyssimal Animals
What, are these creatures from Abyssim? I guess I can find them now.
>Clense Bones
Do you mean "cleanse?" Even if you do, this is useless.
>Haunting Deflection
Summon a ghost to protect me. I'm alright with that - maybe a poltergeist forcefield sort of effect.
>Lost Ether Disks
Man, where the fuck are my Ether Disks?
>The Arrow of Constructors
Shoot arrow that builds scaffolding and bridges

I'm dead, unless my ghost holds out. Sounds like fun though, to be able to build stuff around the arena.

>Corruptors' Casting of Ether

I can conjure..Ether?

>Hail of Stone

A single stone (notice the singular in the spell name) falls from the sky and hopefully hits my opponents. I just hope it's a large one.

>Immovable Balls of Metal

This sounds like a morale buff.

>Snake Hypnotism

Pretty straightforward, and seems to be useful.

>Wise Lizard's Spell of Virtue

Another morale buff?

>The Twenty Conjurations of Elf Hypnotism
So basically I can hypnotize Elves using a choice of twenty different conjurations? Or can I only use the spell 20 times? Could be OK.
>The Wonderful Illusion of the Happy Goblins
Oh look at those adorable little gobbos, makes me almost want to forget about genociding their filthy race
>Thought Barriers
I cast "can not think about falling" on the party paladin and "can not think about backstabbing me" on the party rogue.
>Track Masks
"The thief was seen fleeing, we couldn't get his face because he was wearing a fox mask!". No problem guards, I've got this one!
>Ultimate Spell of Silver and Fertility
Enjoy your modest wealth and happy family life.

Amazons' Charisma
>-5 charisma when out of the amazon - jungle speak doesn't work too well anywhere else.

Annihilators' Magma Storm
>The most badass and destructive spell that has ever existed. Magma falls everything dies.

Climbing Transformation
>You are able to transform into a climbing position a will.

Immovable Storms
>Creates a storm that can not be moved in any way. Combine with Annihilators' Magma Storm to kick infinite ass.

Perfected Ooze Ball
Awesome. Just awesome.

>Ceremony of Call Canine

Useful to find missing dogs, makes sense for a Druid.

>God's Dexterity

Sweet, give me a bow and arrow and I'll be set.

>The Forbidden Witchery of the Unholy Viper

Ability to cast Yuan Ti spells? Nice.

>The Trap of Copper

Basically a "Summon Mimic" spell with a restriction that the mimic must look like a chest overflowing with copper pieces. Has its uses.

>Voidness Alteration

This sounds like being able to sculpt "alter" the properties of spells like "Sphere of Annihilation".
"Raindrops of Annihilation"? Yes please.

>Goblets of Heavenly Sludge
Ehhhn. Nope.
>Incatation of Seek Serene Cat
Clearly massively useful
Ruthless Swimmer's Illusion of Intelligence
>I guess in a battle of smarts or something it could work
>Spears of Metal
Now we're talking!
>The One Hundred Accursed Conjurations of Torches
So basically Summon Torch That Doesn't Work

Tell my gal I love her

>Balls of Venom
At-will double entendre.
>Ceremony of Innocence
Restore Hymen?
>Gauntlet Poisoning
Poisons a gauntlet, I guess.
>Silver Wall
Self explanatory.
>The Idol of Earth
Summons the earth gods?

Cowardly Slayers' Hex of Ruthlessness
Ghostly Slime Blast
Holy Clouds of Flame
Timelessness Negation
Working of Break Masks

Stand back guys I got this.

>Charm of Call Triton
Ueful, but only at sea. And it probably only works if the area HAS tritons. Unless it's the god Triton, in which case fuck yes, even if it doesn't let me command him or anything.
>The Forty Witcheries of Drake Killing
Yikes. Now, do these work only on drakes, or is it just the highest level of monster they can reliably slay?
>The Illusions of Lordly Force
Like, make everyone believe I'm in charge? Useful.
>The Rites of Disrupting Cold
Either a cold-based blast, or it disrupts cold, keeping me warm. Either would be okay useful
>The Ultimate Witchery of Ether
Hm, I'm gonna assume Ether is the classical fifth element, here. Ultimate implies total control, so stuff like summoning meteors, turning day to night and vice versa, should all work.

I'm thinking polar sea adventures. That, or Spelljammer.

>Breath of Crystal and Victory

Fuck you. This is my "I win" spell. I don't even care what we're fighting. I just win.

>Hail of Flaming Flesh
A bit unorthodox but you have to see your enemies' faces as flaming salmon descents upon them.
>Sigil of Muck Control
Why do I even have this spell?
>Screaming Webs of Puncturing
"Warning, avert gaze after casting."
>Hail of Portable Silver
And this spell would be great if the material component wasn't "a whole bag of silver table ware"...
>Icy Portals of Muck
Oh right, that's why I needed Muck Control - don't want to get all this freezing shit on my boots.

>Ancestral Breaths of Flesh
So I breathe life into things, or does my breath merely reek of corpse?
>Casting of Seduce Cruel Ogre
If I cruel ogre is looking to kill me, I'm not sure if "seducing" it is the best option.
>Fortuitous Falling
I really don't know what this one is.
>Infinite Workings of Mud
I CAN BUILD A LOT OF HUTS GODDAMNIT
>Shooting Aura
SPIRIT GUN

>Books of Blessed Absorbing
HUNGRY BOOK IS HUNGRY
>Courageous Dwarf's Exorcism of Lava
OH GOD YES
>Haunted Disappearance
Turn undead?
>The Eighty Spells of Snake Calling
Because one is not enough
>Touches of Wonderful Evocation
Magic fingers baby

>>13214806
>Fortuitous Falling
>I really don't know what this one is.

Are you fucking kidding me? You know in every television show ever how the good guy and the badguy fight on a cliff, and they fall off only for the good guy to get stuck on a ledge? That's you every day, bro.

I think I rolled well with these

Balls of Sharp Lava
Chain of Darkness
Chain of Great Fertility
Slay Deathly Knights
The Unspeakable Conjuration of the Dire Human

>Breaths of Villainous Disappearance
Using this spell, I can disappear like a villain, in one breath.
>Conjure Flame
THIS IS MY FLAMMENWERFER. IT WERFS FLAMMEN.
>The Bow of Energy
...never knew what hit 'em.
>The One Hundred Lawful Ceremonies of Spears
Court is in session, and I am your judge, jury, and executioner. GUILTY! Your punishment is being poked with a hundred spears.
>Undead Summoning
Necromancy under a different name.

I'll be a badass BBEG... or a Predator who knows how to raise the dead.

>Bolt of Lightning and Necromancy
So it kills people and then immediately turns them into a zombie.

>Conjuration of Seek Corrupt Healer
I guess I would need a corrupt healer to maintain my zombie army.

>Exorcism of Call Happy Bears
So I can cast out happy bears whenever I come across them?

>Jagged Chain
Could be used as an attack spell, more likely used to set up defensive webs.

>Mystical Incantation of Hypnotize Leader
Hypnotize faction leaders? Awesome.

So I can summon an army of undead and hypnotize the leaders of my opposition... Fuck the adventure I'm taking over the world.

>Beam of Venom
Poison beam, eh? Useful opener

>Exceptional Evocation of Pestilence
Running with the infect theme, an incredibly potent plague spell.

>Shivs of Mystic Control
Mind controlling stabby summons?

>The Blade of Insanity
..This is just Tzeentchian, as well.

>The Infinite Glorified Ceremonies of Bones
SKULLLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


Apparently, I'm a priest of Chaos Undivided. Except Slaanesh. Fuck Slaanesh.

>Call Caring Drake
If you have a caring drake, awesome. If you don't useless.
>Hex of Seek Eternal Invoker
Developed by a wizard on an eternal quest to find the Eternal Invoker. It worked. Needless to say, the quest was finished quickly.
>Knights' Orb of Ether
Um.
>Sigil of Infamy
Draw this on someone's clothes, and everyone will think him an infamous rogue and vagabond.
>The Glorified Incatation of the Divine Nomads
The Divine Nomads hype this a lot, but it's actually useless.

> Gold Aura
An aura of golden light, that repels the evil spirits of the night.
> Icy Maces of Ruby
Summons maces of ice, to wreck havoc in the ranks of the enemy. Not only that, they also steal some lifeforce, and heal the caster.
> Necromancers' Conjuration of Preservation
With this spell, corpses can be preserved, till you want to work your necromatic ways with them. Or you can use it on food, so it won't start to decay for a long time.
> Sorcery of Conjure Stone
So this thing makes conjuring stones out of ordinary stones. Could be helpful for spellcasting preparations.
> The One Thousand Abjurations of the Dancing Moon
Usefull for making the midnight party of the fucking fairies stop, when they won't let you have your night sleep because of their racket!

>Abjuration of Alter Weapons
Haha, your flaming morningstar is now a wooden dagger. Super useful, unless I'm facing a monk, in this case maybe I can turn his fists into pillows?
>Aquatic Conjuration of the Clever Wyrms
I can either summon intelligent water dragons, or summon random dragons while in water, or using water. Well, it doesn't say if they're summoned friendly, so...
>The Glorious Working of the Past Insects
I can, uh, see archaic ant hives of great architectural quality? Or summon bee ghosts to build magnificent things out of beeswax?
>The Helmet of Seers
Souls of prophets past form a divine headgear over my bonk, allowing me to see into the future. Totally overpowered.
>The Twenty Rituals of Diamond Alteration
From graphite to coal back to diamond! Whenever in need of firewood, alter some spare diamonds!

I am completely overpowered. I have a fortress built by spirit insects, weapons of my enemies are useless, have clever wyrms to distract you, can see into the future and am never lacking firewood.

>Evocation of Kill Sadistic Gnomes
I think this is the only one I really need.


>Haunted Charm of Copper and Craftsmanship
Neat! building nicely-made things out of copper, hopefully.
>Monstrous Water Touch
Do I touch monstrous water, or is it a touch spell with the force of a tsunami?
>Perfect Energy Sphere
energy attack, ho!
>The Lantern of Stone
Heavy and easy-to-shatter lantern

Succeed? Maybe if the BBEG is a sadistic gnome.

Casting of Summon Mystical Insect
Deathly Exorcism of Defending and Slyness
Deathly Glamour of Slay Golem
>Felines' Happiness
The Infinite Curses of Canine Seeking

>Deflection Deflection
Deflect already deflected spell/hit, why not.

>Glorified Conjuration of Conjure Bone
Overrated recursion, ahoy
>Lady's History
So I know everything about targeted lady, seems like I will blackmail a lot.

>Screaming Barbarians' Curse of Sadness
The target hear barbarian crying, and that make him sad.

>The Splendid Conjuration of Thought
When you absolutely need a plan.

>Black Orbs of Stone
My basic spell for bowling down mine enemies.
>Haunted Ceremony of Seek Ogre
You would think that this seeks out ogres. No, this ceremony summons up a ghostly ogre of seeking!
The Chaotic Invocation of the Feline
I become infused with the essence of CAT. I may prowl and hunt. I may claw and bite. I may get randy. I will most likely take a nap.
>The Twenty Illusions of Evoker Control
Your blasting spells and conjurations of fire and demonic summons will mean nothing before the icosahedral illusions!
>Thundering Barriers of Crystal
When all else fails, squash them flat with clashing cliffs of sharp rock.

>Charm of Doom
Dooming thine foes is always useful, though I imagine it's more of a long-game spell.
>Invoker's Charisma
Again, not bad. Might be useful if I need to convince people of things.
>The Damned Invocation of the Aquatic Dragon
Seems a bit redundant with the Charm of Doom.
>The Infinite Damned Hexes of Maces
HUNDREDS OF MACES EVERYWHERE
>The Mirror of Victory
Looking at it literally, this would be a spell of defeat - either that, or a spell to enchant a mirror and see victory from within it. So not bad either.

>>Insane Slayers' Incatation of Fire

Pretty straightforward attack spell, user can get overwhelmed with feelings of invincibility and righteous rage, use with caution.

>>Mud Hands

Control Spell/Debuff against fighters: if i'm in a muddy environment i can summon mud hands to act as faux bigby hands, can be usefull

>>The Ancient Incatation of the Disrupting Specter

A spectre evocation that distracts people and disrupts enemy spellcasting and attack, tactically wonderfull

>>The Snare of Power
Another debuff that imposes heavier and heavier penalities on an enemy the more he's taken by hubrys: my character now qualifies as stern teacher of humility/ cosmic karmic accountant

>>The Uncountable Charms of Metal Conjuration

If it's made of metal i can call it, incredibly usefull utility.

This character would be god tier... he has everything short of direct defense (a la magic shield)

>>13206100
>Crafter's Invocation of Alteration
uh guess i can like alter things?
>Sigil of Absorbtion
guess i can make stuff absorb stuff?
>Sigil of Negate Terror
make stuff not be afraid, that mite be okay
>The Shiv of Wolves
guess i can make a knife of wolves...seems okay
The Uncountable Ceremonies of Lava Control
>this one seems pretty badass just gotta like harness lava then i'll fuck shit up

>Curse of Hypnotise Crusader
Hypnotizing by proxy, I can work with this
>Darkness Barrier
Light can go fuck itself
>Hellish Puncturing
Pierce lungs with tormented souls or something, iunno.
>Spear Repairing
Break away a bit of spear, throw, use spell on the part in your hand, break away, repeat
>Create Chambers
Useful if the english parlaiment ever visits.

>>13206100
I think i mite be the badguy or something...
>Abjuration of Hypnotise Angry Undead
guess i can control pissed off undeads?
>Eaters' Spell of Bronze and Honor
uhh guess i can eat bronze and dunno about that honor stuff tho
>Hellish Incatation of Control
i can control things with my hellish powers
>Illusion of Annihilate Maces
i make a bunch of fake maces to fuck with people
>Spell of Call Sadistic Lord
guess i can call sadistic lords...maybe they could manage my slaves or something

Infamous Goblin's Sorcery of Virtue
Rite of Seduce Goblins
Unholy Working of the Sadistic Berserkers
Vicious Barbarians' Curse of Copper
Working of Clean Tiaras

Judging by the two first, I'm some sort of goblinsex-sorcerer

>>13215745
>Insane Slayers' Incatation of Fire
>Pretty straightforward attack spell

Didn't they use to just call it DRAGON SLAVE?

Become Disrupting Bears
>Then you realized I was a bear
Charismatic Assasin's Charm of Sustenance
>I kill you by... feeding you?
Courageous Lizard's Exorcism of Wind
>I find a brave lizard and then he never feels a cool breeze again.
Curse of Control Wondrous Bear
>Why would I curse someone to control bears? I am a bear.
Weapons of Gold
>Monies

>Create Gauntlets
You now have gauntlets

>Deadly Summoning of the Dancing Ladder
You are now Jackie Chan

>Death Deflection
You are now the greatest "fuck you" to your enemies, ever

>Seduce Bears
You should just use death deflection, most bears are of a very jealous sort.

>Spell of Drunkedness
You can now get drunk for free and make some money on the side.

I am Jackie Chan and I don't want no trouble.

Archmagi' Evocation of Gold and Charisma
Bolt of Metal and Invisibility
Canines' Witchery of Dreaming and Charisma
Curse of Slay Snakes
Glamour of Blood

Yeah, I think I'll manage. Especially if the Evocation and the Witchery stack. Charisma up in this bitch. Also gold. And dreaming, which hopefully doesn't make me fall asleep.

>>13216927
you do fall asleep, but then you look soo cute

>Envenomed Barrier of Venom
Sounds like either a Venomous shield or crowd-control-wall; could come in handy.
>Great Book of Time
Could give acces to some sorts of time-magic. Or maybe it's just a great book for passing the time.
>Monstrous Sigil of Slay Viper
Guess I wont have to worry about any vipers.
>Red Bone of Gold
My dick is red and I turn any person I fuck into gold?
>Thought Deflection
My mind is unreadable and immune to mind control

Gibberer's Terror
>Cthulu style insanity for my enemies
The Temple of Eaters
>I'm going to go with summon a small temple that comes complete with tiki minions to do my bidding.
Mystical Time Nets
>I don't really know what to do with these, maybe use them to pause some enemies, pause attacks, reverse time on wounds, age none stone locks/doors
Slime Alteration
>Alter slime monsters to what I want 1. Better weaponized slime 2. Slime lady
Wonderful Charm of Slime
>The slimes will always be on my side. 1. Weaponized slime fights for me while 2. slime sex.


I shall be...THE INSANITY SLIME PRIEST

>Conjure Doom
Sounds both highly evil and useful.
>Haunting Transormation
Turning into a ghost is sweet shit.
>Hex of Kill Courageous Quester
Self explanitory, I get the impression I'm evil as fuck
>Measure Conjuration
Height or weight?
>Rain Of Bronze
Generic attack spell go!

>Deflect Glibness
I have now defeated all the politicians
>Electrical Hand
Whole new meaning to giving her the shocker
>Incantation of Slay Happy Dwarf
Completely useless, dwarves are never happy.
>Rune of Control Horror
I just became emperor of everything
>The Villainous Chant of the Angry Soldier
Also I am the BBEG

>Glamour of Returning

Escape spell, that's a good start.

>Lordly Curse of Conjure Fire

I'm... cursing people with fire that appears out of nowhere? Okay, I can work with that. Roundabout, but not bad.

>Seek Studious Climbers

Useful, if I ever need to climb something. I guess.

>Sorcery of Silver

Uh, okay. I have no idea what this does.

>Wind Negation

Anti-tornado. Could be worse.

>Hearer's Calling of Nothing and Knowledge
Blasphemous lore of the void, here I come!
>Hex of Control Dust
Useful. Not terribly, but still.
>The Shackle of Spirit
So... I kill something and then it doesn't die but turns undead? Neat.
>The Three Divinations of the Screaming Staff
Answer for me, these questions three. YEEEEEAAAAAAH MAAASSSTAAAAR!
>Yellow Shield
Hastur, shield me! Hastur? Hastur! Aw snap.

Archmagi' Zone of Mud

A really, really large zone of mud, then. Brilliant, I get to drown armies.

Ceremony of Anger

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Healer's Incatation of Acid and Ghosttouch

So.. it conjures a bucket of acid, which is carried to the target by a bound ghost. When splashed, the acid heals wounds but burns undead. It also hurts like all hell to be healed in this way.

Invocation of Lava and History

Summon Pompei. Alternatively, trasport the target into pompei just as it chokes in dust.

Viciousness Deflection

It deflects any blow, as long as the guy that lands it is a vicious bastard. Specific, but might be useful.

So I'm basically a berserking historian earth mage?
Usable.

>>13206100

>Abjuration of Slay Creator

Slay Creator? Sounds like I'm the BBEG.

>Celestial Wind Clouds

And now I'm God. Also cool.

>Conjure Slime

Gotta have primordial ooze from which to conjure new life.

>Spell of Hypnotise Angels

Holy shit. I am not making these up. The former Creator's minions are now mine to control.

>Tiaras of Spectral Influence

Finally, I can influence specters? So I can be lord of the underworld, too. If I want to put on a tiara and look FAAAAAAAAABULOOOOUS.

>Chameleons Insanity
any chameleons nearby? if so, those guys are fucked
>Conjuration of Family
how can you attack me with your mother watching?
>Digging Deflection
useful if i was enchanting a buried chest
>Eagle Summoning
eagles are cool, i guess
>Flame Control
is that a flame? hell yeah, watch me control it

all in all, i like my spellbook