Will the girl I like every like me back :3

Should I bet on the Duke?

Is OP the gayest poster on /tg/?

You know what, I think I already know the answer.

Will my day be awesome?

Will GW ever progress the plot?

I'm starting a new campaign with my friends and I'm a fairly new GM. Will it be successful?

WILL I CONQUER THE WORLD?

>>13326238

>8

AHAHAHA

Is OP a faggot?

Will there ever be a good Chaos codex?

>>13326240
>0
>Look in your heart

WELL THAT'S NOT HELPING.
ARE YOU EVEN AN ACTUAL PROPHET?

>>13326246
>6

Aw shit.

>>13326246

>Not in a million years

Sounds about right!

>>13326246

>6

>>13326238

>>13326223
The prophet has astounding clarity in all of his answers so far.

Will my friends ever stop being weaboos?

>>13326231
>>13326231

>>13326248
>8

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT IN MY HANDS? THAT'S NOT A VALID ANSWER.

NEVERMIND...

WILL I BE DEFEATED BY MY NEMESIS AGAIN?

If I stuff my dead cat full of gunpowder and alcohol and connect it to the power grid, will it raise to serve again?

Will the Prophet be wrong in this thread?

>>13326262
>2

Sucks to be you, man.

Will I stop being a lazy bastard?

Will Abaddon ever succeed?

>>13326262
I thought as much....

Will there ever be another good mecha anime?

rolled 1 = 1

Is this thread full of retards that don't realize that /tg/ has a dicebot?

OH GEE, LOOK AT THAT.

Will Matt Ward be fired from GW in the next year?

>>13326246
Well shit. In that case, will Matt Ward write the Traitor Legions out of existence?

>>13326277
Get to drawing now, motherfucker.

Prophet, will I ever get a good nWoD group together before my birthday?

>mfw Prophet has been right so far.

OP! Will my recently played character pull off the insane stunt he's plotting?

>>13326277
Holy shit... you're saying that *I* have to make the next good mecha anime?

I can't even really draw all that great, I guess that just means I should like, write the plot for it or something right?

Can I ever hope that in the future, the japanese will built cheap robot sex slaves for my enjoyment?

Sorry, i mean the koreans.

Is this some damn good faggotry in this thread?

>>13326280
oh gee not everyone knows how to use it

>>13326277
>7

...guess you'll be working in the anime business, then.

Will furries ever stop ruining awesome things like werewolves and minotaurs?

>>13326287
Dude. The Prophet has spoken.

Should I submit my stuff to CCP regarding the new zombie game mechanics?

Will I ever invite /tg/ to play my browser based role playing game?

Tell me, good prophet.

Will I be raped for my idiocy today?

>>13326282
Well, shi-
>>13326283
No! NO! NOOOO!!!

>>13326296

God damn shit.


Is the Dark Millenium going to be a good game?

>>13326283
>>13326282

U Mad?

>>13326302
Woo!

Yet another day of getting away with being a vapid whore!

>>13326301
>1
Oh boy!

Will my life have a meaning if I move up north and start farming potatoes

>>13326296
Is that your final answer prophet?

>>13326306
>6
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Will there ever be an awesome Wh40k MMO?

Will being a furry become mainstream and normal one day?

Alright Prophet, let's see how you handle this.

Is Schrödinger's cat dead?

Should I finish my CoC-esque novel?

>>13326307
Yes I a-

Wait. Is that the fucking Death Guard's emblem?

Prophet, is Matt Ward going to make Nathaniel Garro an Ultramarine?

>>13326315

COUNT TO POTATO! DO EET.

Will /tg/ ever stop responding to troll threads?

>>13326321
>1

THERE IS STILL HOPE, MEN.

Will the Empire come for us?

>>13326328
Oh, irony.
Will moot visit us again soon?

will I ever get my fucking money back?

>>13326323
Oh fuck you.

Who was phone?

>>13326323

God fucking dammit....

Hey, Prophet. Will she ever love me again?

>>13326338
>>13326339
Two of the scariest answers yet.
Should I go to the beach today?

>>13326339
>9
HORY SHEET

Prophet, will I get good internet before my next birthday?

>>13326345
>>13326338
I'm more worried about what will replace it

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

>>13326346
Ouch.

Have you been lying to us all along, Prophet?

>>13326323

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

Will I ever be able to transfer my mind into a machine?

>>13326352

Xenophilia

>>13326360
>look into your heart
Words fail me.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>13326355
Prophet...

are...

are you a troll?

>>13326364
Eh, that's fine.

Will I be cloned?

Will I grow a neckbeard and become a true fa/tg/uy?

Will I ever have sex?

I'm going out this weekend, Prophet. Will I get lucky?

>>13326369

Oh you.

Will war ever change?

>>13326368

Dear gods. He IS a troll. There's no way to tell which answers are true.

Will I ever put it in her pooper?

>>13326287
Okay... so, here's what I've got so far: Landmate (appleseed), sized mecha in a semi-generic fantasy world where these guys are used as auxilliary footsoldiers, they're super hard to kill without actual magic (which has become something of a rarity)... They're well maintained and repaired but they operate off of little understood magic.

There's a bit of a mix of berserk and escaflowne in there... sound good prophet?

Should I start an Ultramarine army and accept Marneus Calgar as my spiritual liege?

Will the Emperor ever be reborn as the Star Child and lead humanity into a new Golden Age?

>>13326360
>>13326352
Chillax, guys. It's like homosexuality all over again. And you don't see everyone up and just BECOMING GAY overnight just because it's hip and trendy now, do you?

It's like the progressive waves of Xsploitation trends over the last few decades. You had sex, black people, gay people, and probably a dozen others I can't remember but you get the point.

Don't worry, internet. Your vaguely-defined heterosexuality is safe.

>>13326382
All hail Prophetroll, lord of /tg/.

Will my beard eventually be a luxurious one?

>>13326382

>There's no way to tell which answers are true.
>2 - No.

Will the stars be right soon?

>>13326382

HE'S TZEENCH!

>>13326391

>1

Will /tg/ ever be rid of the trolls that besiege us daily?

>>13326403
>HE'S TZEENCH!
>3
>Probably

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>13326403
O SHI-

>>13326403
>probably
Tread carefully.
Should I make breakfast now?

>>13326395

YES!

WILL CTHULHU RISE?

Is this the real life

>>13326417
ANON! IT'S UP TO YOU! START MAKING CULTS!

Will all my dreams come true?

>>13326417
>up to you
Start worshiping, motherfucker.

Will Cthuluism become an accepted religion?

>>13326408
>>13326328
lolno!

also, will weird fetishpornspam be widely appreciated again?

>>13326419
So even the reality of universe escapes the prophet

>>13326417

...wait, what does this mean? Is he supposed to save the world or damn it?

Will 40k ever become fully mainstream?

>>13326430
>>13326419
my god..

Will GW drop their prices in the next decade?

>>13326432
SUDDENLY! SANITY POINT LOSS!

Right right!?

>>13326440
No? Yes? I AM CONFUSED! HELP ME PROPHET!

>>13326441
... scared now.

>>13326441
fuck!

Will I ever have awesome tentaclehair?

>>13326444
Most likely no, triples

>>13326452
No tentaclehair for you. Should I get that new tattoo now?

I'm beginning to think the prophet would be awesome to introduce into an rpg setting.

Let players each ask him two questions, and have him respond with exactly the answers listed.

Would it not work perfectly?

>>13326448

...we're clearly fucked.

Will gene splicing ever come to fruition so I can finally make love to my furry waifu?

>>13326463
>probably

>>13326463
prophet agrees

>>13326458
In prison

>you will never have awesome tentaclehair
>sdforg.jpeg

>>13326463
PROBABLY, SAYETH THE PROPHET.

Make sure to roll a 1d10 for every question.

Tell us, Prophet.

Are big boobs best?

>>13326480
Don't you think they'd probably get in the way, Prophet?

>>13326480
THEY ARE!

Is dat ass better than dem hips?

>>13326468

THEN I SHALL BECOME A SCIENTIST!

>>13326480
The Prophet does not advocate any sexual fetishes or interests; it judges the person by their content, not their physical being.

Prophet, should I go swimming now?

>>13326417
...but I don't... I don't know if I'm supposed to make it happen or prevent it from happening!

So. Uhm.
Will my destiny be fulfilled regardless of my efforts?

>>13326480
So.. any kind of boob is the best boob.. prophet?

Should I collect more than 1 army in 40k and fantasy?

>>13326492
...Damn you, Prophet.

I guess I need to figure out what I'm supposed to do.

>>13326491
Later, anons. Off to go swimming.

Is -4 a fair rule and concept?

>>13326475
Of course.

>>13326480
Search your heart.

Also, prophet, are these the sexiest pair of underwear ever?

>>13326492
>regardless of my efforts?
>It's up to you

mybrainisfulloffuck.jpeg

Are you a wizard?

Oh mighty and wise prophet, will I ever find a girl who's into my fetish, and likes me? D:

>>13326494
he's trolling hard, right now.

So, since the last answer didn't mean shit:

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

>>13326501
>inb4shitstorm

>>13326511
The answer yes! The Prophet is wise, is he not?

>>13326501
... oh shit.

>>13326505
Well, according to all rules of prophecies, being the one who is supposed to to SOMETHING means you're going to do it either way, whether you want it or not.
This is apperently not the case.

Is that so, Prophet?

Is Cthulhu Mork or Gork?

>>13326511
>yes
>yes
To accept the world, apparently. Is this true, Prophet?

How old was julius Caesar?

Hey Prophet, are you a troll?

>>13326517

...what do you mean "up to me".
How am I supposed to influence how YOUR prophecies work.

Unless...
ARE YOU ME?

Will Gabe Newell ever lose weight?

>>13326223
Prophet. Will it all work out in the end?

>>13326530
>look into your heart

>>13326530

Oh shit.

Are we all you, Prophet?

WILL MY ASS FINALLY DECIDE TO EAT...

MY HAND?

>>13326531

>>13326536
>not in a million years
Some of us are Prophet, some of us are not?

>>13326532
Fuck. Am I screwed then?

>>13326336
FUCK.

Well then will I get that beautiful Sigma lens before the, say, 7th of january?

>>13326530
My brain. It's full of fuck.

Hm..

I bet the prophet is an ass man, then.

how is babby formed?

>>13326543
>probably

>>13326541

Son of a bitch. How are we supposed to know?!

>>13326544
FUCK YOU PROPHET

are you SURE that was the truth? ;_;

>>13326543
Is there any way I can solve the problem and make things at least be relativly happy?

>>13326547
>its up to you

>>13326541
Oh god.

I guess the mighty prophet is just trolling me

will I get dubs?

>>13326556

...dude, you're fucked. Or destined to discover the secret to immortality.

>>13326556
So I have to trust to luck and chance?

>>13326556
Dude. Its pretty clear that you're going to have a bleak experience. Come to terms with it.

Prophet, are there dangers to not following your predictions?

>This entire fucking thread

Will my wishes become true?

..Prophet.

Don't tell me you prefer.. men.

>>13326566
U mad, prophet?

>>13326566
>6: Not in a million years
>66
Apparently, it has chosen you to troll hardest.

>>13326581

>>13326581
Prophet, are you trolling?

>>13326588
or he got trolled hard

>>13326592
Did you just lie to that anon?

>>13326573
Well, fuck you prophet. Even if it's impossible I won't give up. I'll keep fighting until the end. I swear it!

will there ever be another time in say the next 10 years where mature, non-pornographic dramatic (non comedy) western animation (mature meaning targeted at an audiance above 16, western meaning from the US, latin america, or europe, ect.) is more commonplace than it is today.

>>13326592

>2

Homosexual prophet is homosexual

>>13326600
wow, so i guess i'm going to be the one to bring better animation to the states eh?

That's it.

Prophet. Are you lying to us?

>>13326602
>homosexual prophet is homosexual
>2
>no
No, he is trolling us about his sexual preferences.

>>13326581
..Have this for your trouble, then.

I bid you adieu, good prophet.

>>13326600

Best get drawing. Or... something. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?

>>13326597
>>13326573
>>13326543
>>13326556
>>13326532

Keep fighting the good fight Anon.

Hey prophet, are you an enormous cock gobbling cum guzzling faggot?

Will I do something that will be remembered forever?

>>13326608
Hde's bisexual, he just prefers men.

>>13326616
>not in a million years
Trolled hard. Prophet, is it a bad idea to move to Texas?

>>13326611
that i will find success in an industry like this right prophet

>>13326624
sadface ;_;

maybe I...

zuck ya dick?

>>13326627
>its up to you
Apparently, it will accept blowjobs.
Did my Christmas presents come in the mail today?

>>13326627
Well, at least the Prophet isn't pushy.

Can love bloom, oh great Prophet?

>>13326637
I shall strive with all my heart and soul! Will that be enough?

>>13326640
Then I will believe in myself.

>>13326637
>>13326640
I'm not sure what just happened here.

>>13326637
>>13326640
>>13326644
Is Blackheart the champion of love?

Will I become somebody amazing?

Twilight movies will be a huge success in the future?

Just one last thing before I go to sleep, prophet.

Will my rape fantasies ever be fulfilled?

>>13326648
wut

You high Prophet?

>>13326652
...I can always dream.

>>13326651

>>13326652
Gimme your adress. I'll help you out.

>>13326652
Good thing the prophet lies.

Will I be foreveralone.jpg?

>>13326671
>Prophet lies
>Yes

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Will Fuuka be raped in any fashion?

Alternatively, will I unlead a flock of rape pigs on her and watch her get violated with cold, uncaring eyes?

>>13326682
No love/lust for Fuuka it seems.

>>13326682
Wait, so I don't even get the courtesy of an unpleasant rape? Surely I am not favored by the prophet.

>>13326682
>no

speaking of which:

Will Anima ever rape Xeno?

Caus captcha would like it.
>plasers thousands

>>13326698
Fuck!

But it will happen, right?

Is the Prophet really a prophet?

Oh great and wise Prophet.. does Chris Hanson troll 4chan for CP?

>>13326682

BEHAVE, YOU.

>>13326711
Proof fucking positive!

>>13326698
>>13326707
wat?

WILL IT FUCKING HAPPEN?

>>13326680
Will we ever understand you prophet?

>>13326719
YOU JUST GOT TOLD, SON.

>>13326714
Will I behave?

>>13326719
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>13326725
Apparently, it is an option.

Prophet, should Blackheart become currency on /tg/ island?

Will this thread be stickied?

>>13326731
Fuck you Prophet!

>>13326739
Hush, currency.
Prophet, will our island be a glorious island?

the most important question:

IS MACHA GOING TO GET LAID?

>>13326746
HORYSHET.jpg

>>13326739
The fact that I missed a fivesome this christmas was my fault?

Will the second season of the TV series The Walking Dead be awesome?

>>13326748
>CryingMacha.jpg

>>13326746
HA HA HA HA!

Counter-question:

Will Macha never get laid?

>>13326746
Oh god!

but, then, will Dranon get rid of the annoying brat?

>>13326746
>>13326761
HAHA HHAHAHHAHAa

>>13326761
>>13326746

Mother of god...

>>13326761
>yes
Debate is fucking over, folks.

Are you answers correct?

>>13326761
>>13326764
MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Did Fabius Bile and Urien Rakarth have some yaoi buttromance?

>>13326231
>>13326746
The greatest posts in this thread

>>13326773
>>13326767
hahahamind

>>13326768

Will he ever update it?

Back from swimming.
HOREE SHIT

>>13326773
OH GOD MY BRAIN!

>>13326771
Oh shit, son.

>Amyand's statoser
The fuck is a 'statoser'?

Should I sail to Kalimdor?

Is Macha actually a trap?

Will Blackheart ever post more pictures of his butt?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>13326796
That's at least a relief.

We can go on fapping serenely.

>>13326798
Apparently, it is in Blackheart's.

>>13326798

not fair bro

Will the world end in 2012?

>>13326803
>>13326804

itt prophet hates trapbutt

Is your body ready?

Are we there yet?

>>13326812
Does the Prophet have a body?

>>13326812
then prepare your anus!

Is The Prophet actually Eldrad?

Will I get everything I want?

>>13326825
then, will he stop being a dick?

Is /tg/ an atheist?

>>13326821
is it a good pain?

IS THE MOD A LOLI ICE PRINCESS GLASSES WEARING SCHOOLGIRL

Forever alone?

>>13326841
>>13326841
What is this I don't even

>>13326825
>>13326403
Shit, Eldrad could be Tzeentch.

Is it true, Prophet? Is Eldrad actually Tzeentch in disguise?

>>13326841

hotttt

>>13326852
Rather is Tzeentch actually Eldrad in disguise?

Is Leman Russ a furry?

>>13326841
right
>>13326821
>>13326812
>>13326840

now it all makes sense

>>13326856

Does this look like a furry to you? What about you, prophy?

>>13326855
Oh shit, son!

>>13326856
awwright!

will the five suns ever shine on a phyrexian world?

>>13326855
Wait, so Eldrad is not Tzeentch in disguise, but Tzeentch could be Eldrad in disguise?

Is Eldrad actually Tzeentch disguised as Eldrad disguised as Tzeentch disguised as the Emperor disguised as Cultist-chan?

>>13326867
let's reformulate it:

WILL PHYREXIA WIN?

>>13326877

dude is messing with you hardcore bro

Is my brain full of fuck?

>>13326880

>>13326881
>>13326881
fuck yeah!

will they fight the eldrazi?

Is Buckley actually massively underrated?

Are you naked underneath that robe?

Will /tg/ ever be the little girl?

>>13326887
only in a game, I guess...

Is there a chance that the fimir ever come back?

>>13326896
I sad.

The squats, then?

Will Skyrim be a disappointing pile of shit?

Is the Prophet actually the mod fucking with us?

>>13326903

dude knows his shit

Will there be a mass effect h-anime?

Hey prophet, do YOU have a furry fetish?

Is this thread finally over?

Will GW accept /tg/ homebrew fluff in its canon?

that is to say, will there ever be official gw-approved rule 34?

Will the paladin fall?

>>13326932

Do I have a fur fetish?

Will there ever be a 40k anime?

Cocks?

>>13326951
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Will Touhouguy ever be allowed back on /tg/?

>>13326951

Shit yeah!

>>13326966

Will mankind conquer the galaxy?

>>13326977
Well then.

>>13326977

We better get started then

>>13326977

is the mod REALLY REALLY a stern loli?

Will I ever see the world burn??

Is everyone a Mary Sue?

this is the kind of shitposting that led to adding XXX at the end of every post, cut this shit out

does the false emperor like cocks

>>13327013
Should we cut this shit out?

>>13327011
>>13327022

>>13327013
>complain about shitposting
>contribute nothing of actual value

Cool bro, story.

>>13327013

>>13327017
Chaos Space Marines have a new mission: Get to holy throne. Display cocks. Turn empra gay.

Also, I keep reading Fuuka's name as Comrade Fuck☆Star for some reason.

Oh, right. Question. Uh. Should I have the soup for lunch?

>>13327009

you're trollin', prophet.....

Is inviting a known furry to my RT game a rather bad idea?

>>13326951
>yes

Will it be awesome?

>>13327058

The prophet is right, you know. Whether or not it'll be a bad idea depends on whether the furry insists on being your typical obnoxious fuckhead and shoving his fetish in everyone's face or not

>>13327058
So wait. It'll be because of my current players then?

>>13327040
Looking inside myself, I see that I am not full of soup. I will rectify this.

Will I ever get raped by a group of descent looking girls?

>>13327092

but...but.....why not???

Prophet, did you think this thread would last long enough to hit the autosage?

Or you'll get the furry because of your group and won't have a choice.

Will the Tzeench in the 40k anime be Just As Planned?

>>13327102
Oh huh. Prophet, should we archive? This was pretty cash at points, even if it belongs in /b/

>>13327131
The Prophet has spoken.

Will my current DM ever bother with roleplay and character motivations?