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    21 KB VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:16 No.7452051  
    Once, you were simply the girlfriend to one of the greatest fighters in the land. Bitter at the long periods of abandonment by your boyfriend, you've schemed to get even at him.. to hurt him, by becoming a powerful sorceress and accumulating enough power to MAKE him pay attention to you, no matter how many thatched roof cottages you had to burn.

    Then it all went wrong. During a quest for more knowledge, it seems that you've attracted the attention of your boyfriend's enemy - a powerful vampire lord. One night, he came for you and there was nothing your boyfriend he could do as he stole you away under his very nose and turned you into one of his kind.

    That was a month ago.

    Now you are the newest, and lowest, of his vampire brides. His favored bride, Adrienne, the one with dark hair, delights in torturing you every night, cutting you with knves, teeth and nails, bleeding you dry until the urge to survive drives you into a savage bloodlust.. every night it starts with you kneeling naked before her.. and it ends with a corpse in your arms and blood running down your neck as your cuts and wounds knit themselves closed.

    To keep yourself from falling into madness, you've decided to study from the vast collection of sorcerous books seemingly owned by the other vampire bride, Rhiannon, the red haired one who doesn't speak. You've managed to summon an imp and a mimir.. although your attempt to summon a former friend turned into tragedy.

    pic related, you used to look like this. Your vampire sisters are awash in cold, unnatural beauty, but in your own case, your hair seems to have faded in colour, while your eyes .. reflect something inhuman.

    Night has fallen.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:17 No.7452058
    MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY EYES THEY'RE HUGE!!

    I CAN SEE FOR MILES!!
    >> Lace 01/06/10(Wed)04:18 No.7452072
    Damnit, this is as interesting as GirlfriendQuest, but I'm going to sleep now.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:19 No.7452095
    Kneel naked before Adrienne.
    >> Lace 01/06/10(Wed)04:20 No.7452106
    >>7452095
    >Supplicate ourselves before Adrienne and pledge ourselves into slavery as her vassal and pet.
    Fix'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:21 No.7452109
    >>7452072

    but girlfriendquest was crap?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:22 No.7452111
    > Your vampire sisters are awash in cold, unnatural beauty, but in your own case, your hair seems to have faded in colour, while your eyes .. reflect something inhuman.

    I think this would be pretty easy to make from the pic. Reduce the size of the corneas, add fatigue marks under the eyes, reduce the color in the hair, maybe add some stray hairs to make her look unkempt... if the right balance is struck she would seem just a tad off but still cute.

    Sadly I have no shooping skills.
    >> Lace 01/06/10(Wed)04:22 No.7452115
    >>7452109
    Was it? I only saw the first few posts. Just like I'll only see the first few posts of this one, because I should be asleep.

    It was a nifty idea, though.
    >> Anonymuos 01/06/10(Wed)04:26 No.7452166
    >>7452115
    This is GirlfriendQuest. The original poster of GirlfriendQuest simply started with two routes - one where we wanted to become a powerful sorceress and the other where we killed some hulk in our home right before our boyfriend arrived because the hulk wanted to rape us.

    During our search for power we got attacked by that Vampire Lord.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:29 No.7452188
    Try and figure out if we can carve a message for our (ex?) boyfriend into the flesh of our next victim.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:34 No.7452243
    Well, since the vampire lord said he was going to watch Adrienne's torture session tonight, it would be best not to keep him waiting. Who knows, maybe with him around Adrienne will not be so cruel. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:35 No.7452263
    >>7452188

    Adrienne provides you with your victims. She usually tortures you to the point where your need for blood to heal your wounds becomes uncontrollable. Then she throws you something to eat. By the time you recover your senses, you've got a corpse in your arms. Usually a child, just because the look on your face amuses her greatly.

    You don't even know how they dispose of the dessicated husks..
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:39 No.7452317
    >>7452243
    >>7452263

    Go to wherever Adrienne is for torture. Try to act broken, blank expression, staring straight ahead, reacting as little as possible.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:41 No.7452328
    Your act of supplication almost surprises Adrienne. She's more used to seeing your blank, despairing face shuffle resignedly to her torture chambers.

    As you kneel, you feel her long fingers stroking your hair, almost tenderly.

    "Ah, the kitten learns her place," she coos, faintly.

    She then grabs you by the arm and takes you to the dungeon for The Master's entertainment tonight. Tonight there is a barely restrained fury as she tosses you on the cold stone altar face down .. taking the silver knives and carving alien patterns deep into the skin of your back. You fight the urge to cry out, but she knows her art well - your first scream comes out the moment you realize that the dull scraping sensation is the knife's edge grinding against the very bone of your ribcage. behind your heart.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:44 No.7452366
    Your master watches impassively, not bothering to hide his obvious arousal.

    Adrienne forces your head down against the cold stone altar, now slick with your own.. blood? ichor? as it runs down your flayed back.

    The "dinner" watch on in horror.

    "Sing for the Master again," Adrienne whispers. You feel her hand around your ankle, parting your legs.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:47 No.7452405
    Try to start rubbing yourself mechanically, as it seems to be what's expected.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:48 No.7452421
    You only realize it when the knife reaches your knee.. that she's just cut your left leg from ankle to knee, ripping through skin, muscle and tendon so fast that you didn't even feel it!

    Now as you feel your own blood seep away and your vision start to blur you feel those dreaded, ice cold fingers reach higher, crawling up your thigh.

    You start to feel.. the thirst, the need to heal, the need to .. feed. A moan escapes your lips.

    "Hungry, little one?" she asks.

    Your master watches quietly.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:50 No.7452442
    >>7452366

    Use the 'Dominate' discipline to make her jump up and down in place.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:52 No.7452478
    >>7452421

    Say yes as quietly as possible. Repeat it softly. If Adrienne leans in far enough that you can get to her without needing your legs, go for her neck.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:52 No.7452481
    >>7452405


    You clamp your thighs around her hand. She just laughs.

    You move your hand between your legs and rub yourself mechanically. Your body feels as if aflame from the incongruity of sensation.

    She laughs again, less harshly this time.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:54 No.7452507
    >>7452478
    >>7452481

    She pulls away from you.

    "Louder. Master can't hear you!"

    obey or defy?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:54 No.7452511
    >>7452478
    Why? She's an older, stronger vampire, what would biting her on the neck accomplish?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:55 No.7452524
    >>7452511


    It would impress the Master and show him we've stil got spirit.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:55 No.7452528
    >>7452507

    Defy her. If for no other reason than to enjoy the fight.

    IF SHE WILL TRY TO BREAK ME, I WILL FIGHT HER UNTIL I DIE FINAL DEATH!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:57 No.7452543
    >>7452524

    More or less. He's getting off on lesbian torture, lets see if role reversal does it for him.

    I'd say defy, mutter something softly.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)04:58 No.7452550
    >>7452524
    I'll buy that. Let's mess this bitch up. At the very least it'll stop this creepy BDSM vibe the story is giving off now.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)04:58 No.7452554
    >>7452528


    In your weakened, bleeding state, you're not even sure you can defy her.

    Let's test your will power. 3d6, roll high.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:00 No.7452572
    rolled 3, 5, 4 = 12

    For freedom
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:00 No.7452577
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    rolled 6, 4, 1 = 11

    FOR THE REPUBLIC!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:01 No.7452586
    rolled 6, 4, 3 = 13

    For the DARK GODS!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:04 No.7452618
    rolled 4, 3, 4 = 11

    MY LIFE FOR AIUR
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:04 No.7452628
    >>7452572
    >>7452577
    >>7452586
    >>7452618

    If we cannot defy her with these, then we will surely not escape our fate.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:07 No.7452674
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    >>7452628
    But we must, to make right all the bad things that we have done.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:14 No.7452759
    >>7452674

    ...we must.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:21 No.7452837
    I LOVE YOU THREAD, BUT YOU ARE DIED.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:26 No.7452915
    bump for related to interests, etc.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)05:28 No.7452932
    >>7452572
    >>7452577
    >>7452586
    >>7452618

    "If.. If he wants me.. to speak.. " you whisper hoarsely, your vision blurring, your hair caked with your own blood as you struggle to stay conscious... "He should ask me himself."

    You feel your fangs extrude as you launch yourself forward, aiming for the neck. However with your wounds and her surgical severing of vital tendons and muscles , you fall short , landing face down on the floor instead.

    You hear her screech , as if deeply offended, and you're sure she'd rip out your heart, but amazingly as you brace for the killing blow, the Master speaks.

    "Enough!"

    Adrienne reels back, a look of hate in her eyes.

    "You will rest tonight, my dear."

    "But i must punish her temerity!" she half-chokes back in surprise.

    "I will do so. Myself." the master says. You feel him stand up and walk to your fallen body.

    Everything goes black for a while.

    When you wake, you find yourself still in the torture chamber. Your wounds have healed, and the familiar coppery taste of blood in your mouth both sickens and fills you. Someone must have fed you blood , thus enabling you to regenerate and wake up.

    You feel sore between the legs.

    Master looks down on you. "Ah, you've noticed." he says ,laughing cruelly.

    "That was a most entertaining display of defiance, my little one. I knew you had potential."

    As his hand run down your chin he continues. "Of course, that was a very rude thing you've done to Adrienne. And I've punished you on her behalf. Used you without sharing. It's fair enough for someone so weak."

    What is your response?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:29 No.7452953
    >>7452932
    Anything is better than being her toy for another night.

    Thank him.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:29 No.7452956
    >>7452674


    god damn you, why must you remind me!? ;____;
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:30 No.7452958
    >>7452932

    "As you say, Master..."
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:30 No.7452962
    >>7452932

    "So, what is your plan? Have me kill by boyfriend? Have him kill me? Or are you just enjoying yourself until something interesting happens?"
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:31 No.7452967
    >>7452953


    you prefer being raped while half-dead?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:31 No.7452978
    >>7452967

    Raped while unconscious is slightly less unpleasant than tortured while wide awake yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:33 No.7452999
    I say we do what we always do after the torture sessions. Cry and cry and then go summon some shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:35 No.7453015
    >>7452962

    "Good. Adrienne's lessons are well learned, I see. Better learnt than those you've been getting from books!"

    >>7452958

    "Ah. Him. He would probably be on his way here. Simple minded fool."

    He looks at you, a look of amusement in his eyes. "Have you kill him? I could compel you, but there is no amusement in there, is there? Maybe if you asked, begged and pleased me, and did it well enough, maybe I'll let you do it"
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:42 No.7453083
    >>7453015

    Ask him why he thinks he'd need to compel me to attack the neglectful sword swinging dickbag who's the reason I'm in this mess in the first place. Explain I was looking for the power to do that myself before he first met me.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:42 No.7453087
    >>7453083

    I use this but as a lie.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:46 No.7453121
    >>7453087

    What's that saying? The best lies are the ones that have a little bit of truth mixed in?

    Either way if it gets him to take us under his wing, we might avoid more cutting sessions with head wife, and might get a chance to doublecross him down the line.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:46 No.7453126
    >>7453087
    More like a half-truth. I mean that was what we were doing, gaining power. Still, we love him. Our boyfriend that is, the rapist vampire pig is dead as soon as we learn enough to summon and control a god damned astral daeva.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)05:50 No.7453168
    >>7453087
    >>7453083


    "Because, dear bride, betrayal is in your very soul." He laughs. "Oh, I've seen the way you lay eyes upon me, upon her. I've given you the greatest gift and still you cannot defy your treasonous nature."

    You bite your lip. Perhaps his words have some truth i them.

    "We are kindred spirits, you and I. Always looking for power. Always wanting more. Not caring about means, only ends. One day you'll come for me, and it will be glorious.

    But that day, " he says, speaking slower, more menacingly now. "is far away."

    "Now go. Your books miss you."

    As you open the door to leave, the first time you exit the chamber of your own free will, you see Adrienne standing there. Looking at you. Not saying a word, just staring coldly at you. You hurry past her, wanting some distance from your master .. at least for the night.
    >> Abaddon 01/06/10(Wed)05:53 No.7453185
    >>7453168

    Alright lets go see our minions, our cube isn't going to make itself.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:54 No.7453201
    >>7453168

    I go to my books. I seek to learn a message spell to send a message to my boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:55 No.7453225
    I say we go talk to Rhiannon. Maybe she can help us, or at least comfort us.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)05:57 No.7453248
    ok, books, rhiannon, or minions?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:57 No.7453251
    >>7453168

    Head off to the books and practice summoning.

    As you pass Adrianne mutter "Not the first, not the last".
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:58 No.7453257
    >>7453201

    Why? it is a foolish hope. Even if word hadn't yet reached him that you were set upon by vampires, leaving him only to mourn your passing, what love could he have for you now even if there was a chance in his heart to think you still lived? You are human, and living, no longer. What man could find comfort and solace in the night-walking dead?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)05:59 No.7453270
    >>7453248
    Get the sprite working on the books, then talk to Rhiannon.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)06:03 No.7453306
    >>7453270
    >>7453251

    you could feel adrienne stare daggers into your back as you walk away... but still better than the real ones in your back! A little triumphant smile crawls into the corner of your lips before you remember your situation.

    She enters her torture chambers, the heavy steel door closing slowly shut - despite her own rage, it must have taken great respect for the Master to still close the door slowly like that.

    books - what do you want to study?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:05 No.7453334
    Something that will let us manipulate the environment. We should show increasing dominance in each torture session until we are able to turn the tables on Adrienne.

    Like I suggested last thread, a spell that will throw the lashes back at her. Telekinesis maybe.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:06 No.7453341
    >>7453306
    Last night, I think the general idea was to try and find a way to strengthen are control over what we summon, or lengthen the amount of time we can keep them bound to us.

    Also, order the imp to protect the sprite at all times.
    >> Abaddon 01/06/10(Wed)06:07 No.7453348
    >>7453306

    Necromancy or alchemy
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:07 No.7453352
    >>7453306

    If she's rattled she might do something stupid. And anything that lowers her favor with the master is worth it. Even if she kills us, fuck it, that's a win.

    What are the options for study?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:08 No.7453366
    >>7453306
    >books - what do you want to study?

    Let's read about vampires... we need to learn about ourselves.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)06:09 No.7453380
    Rhiannon looks up at you as you sit next to her. She smiles and nods, you notice she has a curious eye on the wizard's notes in your hands - a herbal recipe for dulling pain.

    Her hands turn the page of the book she was reading, and she looks at you again, as if asking you what you want
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:10 No.7453387
    >>7453366
    Wouldn't it be easier to learn from Rhiannon. Not only could she teach us a thing or two, but we could also develop an important friendship, and ally. That and we need a friend after all that has happened over the past little while.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:11 No.7453393
    Well I'm being outweighed by the summoner votes, but I still think it should be applicable during our torture. That's when Adrienne asserts her dominance over us in front of the Master, so that's where we need to strike.

    Learn Halt Undead. That'll learn 'er.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:14 No.7453430
    >>7453393
    First we should learn if there's any other purpose in what are they doing to us other that their entertaiment.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)06:15 No.7453435
    >>7453352


    there are a lot of dusty old books in the library. you suppose a mage must have owned this place. There are books dedicated to the common paths of magic - combat magic, summoning lore, the alchemic healing arts. No books on undead lore that you've seen so far.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:16 No.7453456
    >>7453393
    >>7453387

    Talk to Rhiannon about Vampires and the master. Ask her how long she's been here, general background stuff.

    And suddenly sicing a horde of horrible biting things on Adrienne might be dramatic enough to impress the master.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 01/06/10(Wed)06:16 No.7453457
    >>7453435
    we should learn magic missle, and then use it until we win, which shouldn't take long
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:21 No.7453517
    >>7453456
    >Rhiannon

    We shouldn't belive her. It's now rather obvious that Rhiannon is the good cop, while Adrianne is the bad cop.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:22 No.7453532
    >>7453457
    I think we already know that spell. If I recall correctly, we fired it at our pixie friend before she got her neck slashed by our imp.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:25 No.7453588
    >>7453517

    TRUST RHIANNON
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)06:26 No.7453591
    >>7453457


    You do know Magic Missile, you've used it..

    >>7453456

    She's stopped counting the days since she was turned. She shrugs, suggesting that after a point, you'd stop caring.

    She has a regal bearing to her, but when you ask her if she's nobility she only shrugs, as if to say such things were no longer of importance.

    The book she's reading is a very thick treatise on the history of the land. You suspect she'd been reading it over and over again, judging by the wear and tear.

    You notice the half-empty goblet, no doubt drained of blood earlier. Rhiannon motions towards an unused chair next to her. Perhaps she wants to allow you to read with her.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:27 No.7453613
    >>7453591

    I'll take the seat offered.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:31 No.7453656
    >>7453613

    Sit next to, and try to finger, Rhiannon.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:31 No.7453661
    >>7453591
    Try to somehow ask her (she's mute but she can still read if telepathy fails) fi they tortured her too, why are they keeping her there,, if there were other brides and if so,m what happened to them Also if shoe could tell us more about our condition. Try to be as nice as possible
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)06:33 No.7453683
    She smiles as she sees you take up the seat. Hours pass, with neither of you saying a word,both seemingly engrossed in the books - yours a magical book, and hers, that history book.

    Sometime around what you suppose is 3 am, she quietly gets up and stands behind you , idly peering into your notes. Leaning down, she quietly brushes several locks of your hair away from your face before retying it into a neater pony tail.

    You look up, surprised at this unexpected attention. Seemingly unconcerned with your reaction, Rhiannon takes a quill , letting the ink drip away from the tip before scribbling in a word in your notes.

    She gives your shoulder a squeeze before she walks away.

    You wonder what all that was about, then you notice that she's added an extra ingredient into the list of ingredients for the enddurance potion - "nightshade root"

    She doesn't answer when you call her.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:36 No.7453722
    >>7453683
    >You wonder what all that was about, then you notice that she's added an extra ingredient into the list of ingredients for the enddurance potion - "nightshade root

    We should ask that little funny guy we summomed about that. I bet that she wants to put us out of our misery...
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:37 No.7453742
    >>7453683

    Brew the potion, drink it.

    I have no fucking con score. What is it going to do? Kill me?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:38 No.7453755
    >>7453742

    Seconding
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:39 No.7453773
    >>7453722
    Vampires are immune to poison. Still, should ask the imp about it, or the sprite or mirmir.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 01/06/10(Wed)06:43 No.7453824
    >>7453755
    sounds like a plan
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:47 No.7453868
    >>7453773
    >Vampires are immune to poison.

    Wouldn't that make "dull pain potion" worthless? We are corpse after all, our body no loger works. And while we might be imune to poisons, I doubt that we are imuine to magical alchemical potion that burns like florine trichlorine in contact with dead flesh.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:49 No.7453896
    >>7453868

    Ain't going to kill us, either way.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:49 No.7453900
    >>7453722
    Even if it does put us out of our misery? Still drink it. We don't want another child's life on our hands without having tried to do anything to stop ourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:51 No.7453919
    >>7453900

    Total nihilistic despair is fun that way isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:52 No.7453926
    >>7453868
    If we're immune to a potion that dulls the pain, we'd also be immune to that pain itself due to deadness. And since that isn't the case (due to torture), we must assume that the potion will work.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:53 No.7453941
    >>7453900
    That wasn't our fault. Anyway, they are gonna find new toy sooner or later, so it makes no difference.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:54 No.7453952
    Besides, if she fucks us over we can always burn what seems to be he favourite book.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:56 No.7453972
    Ok seriously what the fuck.
    Chair leg.
    Sharpen.
    Kill headbitch.
    Take her head to vampire master and scream "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
    fucking hot.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:56 No.7453978
    >>7453926
    We have no understang about how our undead body works, yet we gonna drink first shit that untrustworthy servant (don't let us get fooled by her acting all nice and meek. Trust no one should be our motto) of our tormentor give us.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)06:59 No.7454003
    >>7453978

    TRUST
    DO IT THIS GUY LOOKS LEGIT
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:00 No.7454011
    >>7453978
    No, we still make & drink. If it kills us, blessed relief and no more Vampiric unlife. If it doesn't work (or works in a bad way), we know not to trust Rhiannon anymore. And if it works, it will be good.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:04 No.7454046
    >>7454011
    >If it kills us, blessed relief and no more Vampiric unlife.

    Our vampiric unlife sucks only because we are enslaved by head vampire.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:08 No.7454087
    "Will this work?" you ask, tossing the modified list of ingredients to your collected minions.

    It hems and haws, while your hair is blowing into your face from the chill night air.

    "Well, as you know, alchemy is the utilization of the gestalt result of various items, most natural some not so... These all look like sleeping and resting herbs to me, of course that's if you take them separately.. combine them and i don't know.."

    Your killer imp looks up to you and shrugs "it should work! The alchemic properties sound about right!"

    "And if he's wrong I'll gladly avenge you and kill him," says your assassin imp.

    "Go ahead and listen to that silly brown thing, " mocks your mimir. "Fat lot he knows! A herbalist! pah! If I had an ass, he would be it!"

    "Enough!" you groan, as your minions suddenly silence themselves. "Make it so. By moonrise tomorrow, I want you to make this for me," you say, poiting to the imp. "You, " pointing to the sprite "gather the ingredients."

    "We can't refuse!" says your imp.

    You pause to catch a breath. Not that you even breathe now, but it's nice to be outside.

    What now?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:08 No.7454094
    >>7454046
    The reason for it sucking does not mean that, at this moment, it does not suck.

    Besides, it's not like we're TRYING to kill ourself. Just accepting that, in our current state, the risk is worth it.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:11 No.7454122
    >>7454087
    What is head vampire doing now I wonder...? Let's find out!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:13 No.7454144
    >>7454122


    . you WANT to go back to the torture chamber?
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:15 No.7454169
    Try to find a book on the summoning and controlling of massive hordes of weak, expendable, and easily replaceable Minions, learn how to summon a few large close-combat powerhouses to provide heavy melee support to your horde.

    Try to bind a mid-level Demon to act as a General and/or final boss for any adventurers who stumble into the castle.

    Go show them off to the Master.

    This, of course, takes second on our list of priorities to learning how to be less submissive during torture sessions.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:17 No.7454184
    >>7454087
    Outside! We attempt to fly, just to see if we can due to vampireness. Then we try to run a distance and see how fast we are now... It's 'Vampiric Power Learning Montage' time.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:17 No.7454186
    >>7454169

    You do have access to a lot of summoning books. however, your skill with magic is pretty shitty, and at least once it's led to tragedy. You're NOT really up to summoning Demons yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:18 No.7454195
    >>7454144
    Yeah. Head vampiren said that betrayal is in our very soul. Lets "betray" him, preferably with spike to heart and followed by fire. Then dump remaining ashes into running water
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:18 No.7454199
    4 am now game time.
    Go in and sneak a peek at the BDSM vampire sex, or outside and see what you can do?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:21 No.7454222
    >>7454195

    that was a WARNING, he'd be expecting shenanigans!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:21 No.7454236
    >>7454199
    Let's peek. We need to know as much as we can about them before we strike!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:23 No.7454248
    >>7454199
    Outside. The more we kfind out about what we can do now we're a Vamp, the better.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:23 No.7454260
    Then just stick with the expendable hordes of cannon-fodder and put your imp in charge of them.

    Also, just to clarify, does she have two Imps or one? because you made it sound like she has a specialized face-to face melee Imp and a sneaky Assassin Imp.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:24 No.7454267
    >>7454260


    She has 1 asssasin imp, 1 non-violent herbalist imp and a talking skull mimir.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:26 No.7454279
    Summon a smaller, weaker Imp that specializes in stealth and order him go spy on the Master and his Favorite bride and report back what he finds
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:26 No.7454281
    >>7454222
    His observations are correct. Still being pompous overly self confindent asshole he is, he's no going to do what would every sensible undead do long ago. (exterminate us)

    But we must not underestimate him. So let's just observe him for a while and wait for the right time.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:28 No.7454296
    And get cracking on those summoning spells, the sooner you have an inexhaustible supply of cannon fodder, the better.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:29 No.7454307
    >>7454236
    >>7454248
    >>7454279
    >>7454281


    You're morbidly curious what's going on in there now, but there's no way you're going to go there in person willingly - too many bad things seen and done. Still showing up that bitch was fun and maybe he's punishing her now for your little act of defiance ?

    You decide to summon another imp, a chameleon imp !

    roll!
    1d6 for summoning
    1d6 for control

    roll high.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:29 No.7454310
    And summon a killer melee Imp to act as a bodyguard.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:31 No.7454318
    Use the "Increased success chance potion that your Imp concocted earlier.
    >> Iron Lung 01/06/10(Wed)07:31 No.7454323
    We should visit that poor sprite's grave.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:32 No.7454329
    Amidoingitright
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:32 No.7454333
    no
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:32 No.7454334
    rolled 4, 6 = 10

    NO WHAMMY
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:33 No.7454340
    >>7454318

    not sure if that's a good idea, you're not that good at summoning

    >>7454310

    the potion won't be ready till tomorrow , at moonrise.

    >>7454323

    "Can I eat it yet?" your assasin imp asks. "Nothing's ever tried to come close. I made sure."

    You hiss out a NO, a little too harshly, perhaps.

    The pixie's grave lies undisturbed.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:35 No.7454347
    Rolled five+ten+one=16

    FOR GLORY!
    >> Iron Lung 01/06/10(Wed)07:35 No.7454352
    Regret nourishes what small dwindling thing remains of our humanity. We should, if only later.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:37 No.7454371
    I was talking about the one you had your Imp make you a few days back, +20% to success chance or something similar, could have had a few extra temporary benefits, but my memories kind of foggy right now.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:39 No.7454390
    There should be a few books on summoning cannon fodder of varying quantity and quality in the library, go check on them later.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:40 No.7454396
    >>7454334
    >>7454347


    despite yourself , you can't suppress a smile of satisfaction as your two, newly summoned imps appear inside your summoning circle. They look at you, trapped behind the magical barrier. You reach out with your mind , making sure the connection to you is strong before you speak to them.

    The one with slate grey skin must be the chamelon imp - especially as he was blue when he appeared in here. The other imp is rust-red , with long claws reaching down to its knees.

    both stand little under six inches tall.

    "You, go down there, tell me what they're up to .. but keep quiet!"

    The other imp speaks as you take it out of the circle "ok, who do i kill? "

    Your assasin imp shakes its head. "amateur," it says contemptously.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:42 No.7454412
    Go look up the " Easily Replaceable and Expendable Minions" sub section in the summoning spells section of the library while your waiting.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:48 No.7454450
    You know what we need? Some illusion magic mind fuckery.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:49 No.7454459
    Good idea, make your Cannon-Fodder army look bigger than it actually is.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)07:50 No.7454462
    You stand there, looking at the little patch of dirt covered with stones that mark the pixie's grave. It is getting light out here in the forest - daybreak is approaching faster than you'd like and perhaps it would be a good idea to sleep.

    A single tear of regret falls down your cheek as you remember the good times you had together when you were a mortal woman.

    a tugging at your leg interrupts you from your reverie. Your chameleon imp has returned after half an hour.

    "well?" you ask.

    "Can't get past door, sorry," the little creature says. " I just hear lots of screaming and laughing.. then just laughing, man says maybe tomorrow the little one goes hunting."

    "Keep talking, :" your mimir sneers, "distract her another half hour and then the sun will rise. The last thing this foolish vampire will hear is my laughter as I watch her burn! burn ! burrrrrrnnnnn! HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA"

    You half-seriously flip the mimir skull upside down, which doesn't please him very well. You tell him you hope it rains and his skull cavity fills with water. It wails in despair.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:50 No.7454464
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:52 No.7454477
    I've got to leave soon. Is there a place I can read this later?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:54 No.7454487
    >>7454462
    Head inside, I guess... looks like we're being taken hunting tomorrow.

    We shudder at the implication.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:54 No.7454488
    I'm saving this whole thing to an open word document to be archived later.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:55 No.7454493
    >>7454488
    wtfrudoin

    Are you trying to troll?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)07:55 No.7454495
    >>7454462
    Tommorow we hunt. But what? Maybe our boyfriend...
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:57 No.7454516
    I'll title it "VampireQuest" so it'll show up on a Google search.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)07:59 No.7454529
    No I'm not trolling, I'm just making sure that this thing is archived.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:03 No.7454561
    >>7454529
    Still trying to figure out what you need to word document for.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:04 No.7454571
    usually archived on suptg.. or anywhere.. whatever.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:06 No.7454583
    Easy way to save the story as it goes until it can be stored elsewhere.

    Unless you know a better Archiving method?

    Kind of a NewFag here.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:07 No.7454589
    Request archive.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:08 No.7454596
    >>7454583
    Not to seem hostile but you should probably lurk more. If you keep on the way you are people are just going to keep thinking you're a troll.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:09 No.7454605
    Oh, Thanks.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:14 No.7454637
    Archiving now.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:19 No.7454668
    Back to the story, head inside and start looking trough some books on Vampire hunting techniques.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:21 No.7454683
    >>7454668
    I'm thinking that you're fourteen, a troll or a fourteen year old troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:22 No.7454694
    >>7454668

    You're metaphysically bound to sleep in your coffin when the sun rises.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:23 No.7454700
    Sorry, only started going to 4Chan two days ago, I assure you I'm not a troll.

    Archived on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:25 No.7454719
    we should name our minions.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:34 No.7454779
    Pacifist for the Herbalist, Tiny Terror for the killer, The Chameleon should have a sneaky name, like Silth, the assassin can be known as dynamo (Just because it's cool) and we'll call the mimir Emergency Chamber Pot (E.C.P. for short) no need to name the numerous cannon fodder.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:36 No.7454805
    >>7454779
    I note that you didn't deny that you were fourteen.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:42 No.7454856
    >>7454805
    Would you have believed him if he did?
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)08:42 No.7454860
    I'm 14, no biggie
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:45 No.7454886
    Can we please get back to the damn story now?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:45 No.7454887
    >>7454856
    Before he posted >>7454779 I might have.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:47 No.7454899
    Who gives a shit?

    Ignore 4Chan Faggots, turn the mimir right side up and head inside before the sun rises.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)08:53 No.7454947
    well that's one more night ... let's see what tomorrow night would bring.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)08:55 No.7454961
    Did we spend the day reading up on cannon-fodder summoning?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:57 No.7454974
    >>7454947
    Do the kitchens have some kind of vampire version of Funyuns? If so, we should get some of those.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)08:59 No.7454992
    If the mimir gets named anything other than Morte I will be disappoint with everybody in the thread.
    >> VampQuest! 01/06/10(Wed)09:03 No.7455021
    >>7454992


    boo, cliche.

    someone else can take over, gotta go to class...
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:03 No.7455026
    Morte sounds a lot better, you could just threaten to ditch him in the bottom of a latrine, skull cavity up, in the nearest village unless he learns some manners.

    Also; can never have too many minions, as long as you can keep them under control.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:04 No.7455033
    >>7455021
    Cliche? CLICHE?

    Try classic, Sir.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:05 No.7455035
    I'll cover for you for a few hours, but then I'll have to hand the reigns to someone else.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:06 No.7455044
    >>7455035
    What is the funyun status?
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:12 No.7455097
    You sigh, turn him right side up, and head back into the castle.

    You enter the library, big windows with no curtains, damn.

    You decide to gather up as many books as you and your minions can carry back to the safety of your room where you can study for the rest of the day undisturbed.

    You only have time to make one trip, will you carry up information on summoning or more pain-dulling spells?

    Decide, you twenty minutes until the sun rises.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:13 No.7455107
    >>7455097
    First, I get off the train. Then I investigate whether the kitchen has funyuns.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:14 No.7455112
    There are no funyuns.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:15 No.7455115
    18 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:16 No.7455124
    >>7455112
    Can we MAKE funyuns?
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:17 No.7455132
    You don't have enough time.

    17 minutes.

    Anyone else here besides this guy?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:17 No.7455135
    >>7455124
    Roll 3d6 for finding Funyun recipe in kitchen.

    Onions will have to be collected, along with vast quantities of oil for frying.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:17 No.7455139
    16 minutes...
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:19 No.7455150
    Funyun recipe found, but you don't have enough time to cook them.

    15 Minutes...
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:19 No.7455157
    >>7452051
    Gather onions outside for Funyun making while the sun rises.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:21 No.7455169
    rolled 1, 5, 5 = 11

    >>7455135
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:21 No.7455175
    >>7455169
    OH! Not sure if good.
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:22 No.7455185
    With barely any time left you and your minions grab as many summoning books as you can and hurry up to your room.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:23 No.7455189
    How many onions would we need to make a decent batch of funyuns?
    >> Minions Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)09:24 No.7455197
    You glance down at the handful of onions, recipe, and bottle of oil you carried with you, maybe later tonight. For now, study.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:26 No.7455211
    This doesn't make any sense. If we're able to up and studying, why can't we be down in the kitchen making funyuns?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:28 No.7455228
    >>7455211


    'cause the GM is 14 and a newfag
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:30 No.7455241
    >>7455228
    It's kind of cute how he REALLY wants that hoard of summoned minions and is willing to railroad us into it.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 01/06/10(Wed)09:36 No.7455268
    >>7455241
    its like i'm really playing fourth edition
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:38 No.7455282
    >>7455268
    Why do you lie so? 4E doesn't have funyuns.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:45 No.7455318
    >>7455282
    Man, its conclusive, I'm never playing 4e.

    3.5 has homebrew rules for Funyuns, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)09:47 No.7455327
    >>7455318
    3.5 has homebrew rules for everything. Even the things that don't need homebrew rules. Maybe even especially for them.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)10:12 No.7455524
    Time flies, and before you know it, night has almost fallen.

    You have been engrossed in reading about the summoning of a peculiar kind of minion.

    They stand at a little over one foot tall, have red skin, bright yellow eyes, razor sharp claws, long fangs, drooping, dog like ears, stunted horns, and a short barbed tail.

    According to the book, they are far weaker than even the lowliest Imp but are summoned in group of five or more, even those who have no magical training what so ever can master them, if you have any magical talent at all then Upgrading the summoned minions to be faster, stronger, and more intelligent as well as bringing them up to two and a half feet should literally effortless, minions brought into this world even by a novice sorcerer gain the ability to hurl fireball at their enemies.

    You are interrupted from your reading by a knock on the door. You risk a glance out of your shuttered window, nigh has fallen, the hunt will begin.

    You wish you had time to make some funyuns earlier, but doing so would require walking down a hallway full of large windows with no covering aside from glass, for a vampire, suicide.

    you gather your five minions and approach the door.
    >> Minions. Deaths Right Hand 01/06/10(Wed)10:14 No.7455547
    I'm going to have to skip out for the rest of the day, just keep this thing from going 404 until VampireQuest get's back, Okay?

    Good Luck.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:23 No.7455649
    >>7455524
    Haha.

    Wow. It is stunning that we mysteriously found exactly what you wanted and that these little critters are so powerful. What a fortunate turn of events. And so unexpected too.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:27 No.7455701
    Upon further examination you notice two pages stuck together. You carefully pry them apart and discover a way to summon the swarm-imps with black trenchcoats and dual-wielded katanas. You can even give them eyes that are purple or different colours if you wish.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:40 No.7455840
    >>7455701
    Only dual wielded katanas?

    I was hoping for dual wielded katanas +3 or dual wielded poison katanas.

    Ignore katana imp-horde and search desperately for Summon Funyun spell.

    Failing to find a Summon Funyun Spell, use sneaky ninja prowess and horde of imps as a shield to make it to the kitchen for Funyun creation.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:43 No.7455866
    >>7455840
    Unlike regular weapons katanas don't get the benefits of +bonuses. It's a bit like trying to add 3 to infinity. It just can't get any higher/better.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:55 No.7456003
    >>7455840
    Can we make out with the katanas?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:57 No.7456028
    >>7456003
    Oh my no. But the katanas might be willing to make out with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)10:59 No.7456036
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    I was enjoying this quest, but then......
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:00 No.7456048
    >>7456036
    It will all go back to normal once the OP gets back.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:02 No.7456059
    >>7456036
    Reminds me of when i found my friend in a bathroom while he had a nosebleed.

    ...and he had sneezed...

    OH GOD! THERE WAS BLOOD IN THE SINK, BLOOD ON THE MIRROR, BLOOD ON THE FLOOR, BLOOD IN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACE AND A LARGE FUCKING PILE OF BLOODY TISSUES! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:03 No.7456067
    >>7456059
    He was actually firing blood from his penis.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:03 No.7456070
    Roll 3d20 for katana kissing.
    >> roll:3d20 01/06/10(Wed)11:05 No.7456076
    C'mon, mommy wants a facelift
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:06 No.7456080
    >>7456076
    Disregard that, I suck cocks.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:07 No.7456091
    >>7456070
    I'm applying a penalty of minus three katana points for botching the roll.

    This is a serious quest for serious questors who know how to seriously roll and maybe even get some serious snacks that are seriously cheezy.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:10 No.7456111
    >>7456080
    It's like you don't even want katana points.

    (it's a plus! dice+3d20)
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:21 No.7456205
    >>7456091
    But Funyuns aren't cheesy, they're funiony!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:22 No.7456214
    rolled 9, 19, 16 = 44

    >>7456205
    Yeah, that last one totally doesn't count, it just hangs out in that field after I fill it in. Damn autofill.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:34 No.7456329
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>7456214
    You and the katana start making out. You lightly run your tongue down the flat before bring it back up to tip and giving it a quick flick with your tongue. You gently caress the firm, hard hilt and guard. You wrap your slender fingers around the hilt and squeeze while you continue to kiss the blade. Using the palm of your hand you gently massage the pommel and coo sweet nothings at your sweet katana love.

    The katana shifts lightly in your hand, gradually become more and more animated and restive. As you run your lips down the flat the blade tenses suddenly, and moving the edge away from your body it spasms several times spraying slivers of metal across the room.

    For a few moments the katana lies still, seemingly spent. BUT THEN IT LUNGES FOR YOUR NECK.

    Contested strength roll: Roll 1d20.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:35 No.7456337
    Clearly the katana has been weakened from its exertions.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:36 No.7456340
    >>7456329

    QUICK JAM IT UP OUR CUNT
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:38 No.7456360
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORROR
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:39 No.7456364
    >>7456340
    YOU HAVE TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE BLADE OR IF IT BREAKS FREE FIRST.

    YOU STILL HAVE ROUGHLY A 20% CHANCE OF FAILING.
    >> Sergeant Major Alexandros III !PhseAMrpPY 01/06/10(Wed)11:40 No.7456375
    >>7456329

    Wat.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:43 No.7456401
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:43 No.7456403
    Part of me feels sorry for VampQuest and his little 14 year old questkid.

    The rest of me is too busy laughing to feel sorry though.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:46 No.7456430
    >>7456036

    you mean you enjoyed disgusting lesbian vampire bdsm you sicko
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:47 No.7456448
    attempting roll
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:48 No.7456464
    > Part of me feels sorry for VampQuest and his little 14 year old questkid.


    why
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:50 No.7456473
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>7456337
    An imp dashes in between your neck and the katana!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:50 No.7456476
    >>7456464
    Because I just used the SUPER AMAZING SKILLS of my writing degree to author what amounts to katana porn in his quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:51 No.7456500
    >>7456476

    Less talk, more cuntana
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:52 No.7456504
    >>7456476


    after reading some of the stuff he wrote earlier in this thread, I don't think he minds!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:52 No.7456508
    So uh, did the quest guy just leave and tell someone else to continue? and... I... what the fuck?

    No seriously, what?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)11:59 No.7456572
    >>7456473
    I am tempted to take away three strength points for botching the roll which would result in a failure, but I will be lenient. Let none say that this is not a merciful quest. NONE.


    Sensing danger, one of the swarm-imps darts in between you and the katana. The imp is imapled on the blade and the katana tries to twist into your neck. However, you manage to maintain your grip on the sword causing it to miss. The blade sails up over collarbone and past your neck. The impaled imp hits you in the shoulder and slides further down the blade, it emits wet mewling noises and rank viscera. Its little impish sunglasses are cracked and pale blue blood leaks down its trenchcoat. It reaches up and runs its claws lightly over your cheek and then stops moving.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:02 No.7456603
    >>7456572
    Chide katana for felling one of the best 5-minute katana-imp-hordlings ever to serve under your watchful tits.

    Hold funeral rites for the fallen imp.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:03 No.7456616
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    THIS ENTIRE THREAD
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:16 No.7456727
    You hold the katana aloft and tell it off most severly for its actions. You look deep into the wavy lines of it multiple-folded steel and tell it:

    "Sword. I am disappoint."

    It reflects the light from a nearby sconce causing it to shimmer most insubordinately.


    Firmly holding onto the hilt with your dominant hand you slide the imp off of the sword and prepare him for his funeral rites. By ruining some high quality linen with a ridiculously high thread count and expensive price tag you are able to clean most of the blood from the corpse. You straighten his little trenchcoat and sunglasses. Although, looking at the sharp cracks running through the bright orange triangular lenses you feel melancholy knowing that there's nothing you can do to fix them. But at least they'll be straight.

    You feel the need to say something. Something touching hopefully.

    ROLL 2d30 FOR SPEECHIFICATION
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:16 No.7456729
    >>7456603

    the katana pouts, but after the funeral when you rub its hilt against your pussy, its attitude starts to change.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:21 No.7456773
    I like how this got derailed. We should no longer allow quests in /tg/. Only hardcore 40K and D&D trollfests.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:23 No.7456804
    >>7456773
    Is it really derailment if the driver gets onto the speaker system and says, "Hey. I've got other stuff to do, one of you passengers take over" and then jumps over the side?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:26 No.7456828
    >>7456804


    he did the same thing when it was still girlfriend quest too...
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:27 No.7456848
    >>7456828
    Son of a bitch. Do you think he's going to come back soon? It's 4:30 here and I was hoping to get some sleep.
    >> Undead Monstrosity 01/06/10(Wed)12:28 No.7456854
    ...well, must admit that I wasn't expecting someone else to seize control of this quest, although upon reflection that's exactly how I started running it in the first place.

    I am inclined to run things from where I left off, if only because things seem to have rapidly devolved under the latest administration. OP didn't do too badly, I suppose, though he trampled several implicit plot points I'd had planned. Does anyone have a significant opinion on this?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:33 No.7456903
    >>7456854
    It's your quest, brah. Do as you please. Perhaps this was all some kind of horrible fever dream to use the most horrible retcon device ever?
    >> Vampquest! 01/06/10(Wed)12:33 No.7456905
    >>7456854
    '
    hey, I got tired of waiting for you so I "went what the hell, lol... "

    You can carry on from here or go back to the original thread..
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:35 No.7456918
    >>7456854
    >>7456903
    >>7456905
    We're like the three Questcateers! Or something. In any case, I am going to sleep. IT IS 4:35 AM.

    GOODNIGHT. Sorry for butchering your quest further.
    >> Vampquest! 01/06/10(Wed)12:38 No.7456949
    >>7456918

    I was one of the anon playing this since it was Girlfriend Quest, it's just too much fun to quit. it's utterly retarded but the way the first gm played it with a totally straight face made me LOL
    >> Undead Monstrosity 01/06/10(Wed)12:39 No.7456961
    One to two days, I said. Patience is a virtue, you know.

    Anyway, don't worry about messing up the quest; it's not as though it's some fantastic work of art. I'll make a new thread in a bit. Going to discard this thread in favor of my own plots, though; feel free to run with it as an alternate continuity or whatever.
    >> Vampquest! 01/06/10(Wed)12:41 No.7456977
    >>7456961


    we're on the internet! one day is too long!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:41 No.7456981
    >>7456854
    You can't go back now, just create a plot device that neatly eliminates the dual-weilded katana imps and puts us back into the BDSM-vamp-lesbo-fic we were doing before.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/10(Wed)12:42 No.7457007
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    > puts us back into the BDSM-vamp-lesbo-fic we were doing before.



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