I kill myself for being a whorefaggot

No, look, I am just going to spontaenously cast magic right here, okay? I rolled a 14 in the other thread, I think if I roll higher you should take pity on me. I want everyone, including Mike, to just forget about what went down.

>>7470201
WE'RE KYLE THE GREAT! MINOR SETBACKS LIKE THIS DO NOT TROUBLE GREAT MEN SUCH AS OURSELVES!

rolled 9 = 9

>>7470238
Okay, failure has now become so integral to this quest it has transcended to my rolling. Second try.

>>7470238
You wave the wand in the air. Holding it makes you think of holding a cock, and you get an erection. Is that enough magic for you?

>>7470201
Yeah, lets go to the library to work on translating his notes. We are now a hard assed guard on the edge, who breaks all the rules, but always solves the case and makes our Captain grudgingly admit how sherlock we are

>>7470254
DAMMIT KYLE!

God Kyle has to be the biggest fuck-up of a guard that ever existed.

>>7470217

Go to the fucking library you fuck

>>7470293
but we love him for it

>>7470264
Okay, so off to the library!

You weave your way through the crowded streets, making your way to the library.

Once there, you head to the languages section. You find a large translation dictionary, and set upon your task of translating his notes.

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but can I get a d20 roll? Better rolls = less time and more accurate.

>>7470254
GOING TO LIBRARY TIME

I say fuck being a guard and fuck failure

WE ARE KYLE THE GREAT AND WE WILL BE GREAT EVEN IF WE MUST BREAK THE LAW

>>7470327

See >>7469929 for the roll.

WE NEED THIS.

rolled 2 = 2

>>7470327
Attempt TRANSLATE

rolled 2 = 2

>>7470327
We already rolled a 19?

>>7470341
>>7470338
FUCK. Oh, yeah, use the 19 plz

>>7470338
>>7470341
fucking shit

we're bad at everything

>>7470338
>>7470341

A 19 was appointed to us by the glory of /tg/.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS IGNORED.

>>7470338
>>7470341
AHAHAhahaha....
Oh Kyle, you fuckup.

>>7470336
Alright, I'll use it. That's fine.

The magician's notes are very neat and orderly. It takes you a few hours, but you eventually get through most of the packet. it is about 5:00 PM. Most of the spells seem really complex and/or require really obscure regents. You don't understand how the man could have cast spells without all of these regents on him.

There are a few cantrip-like spells that you could try practicing, however, it would be unwise to practice in public.

>>7470380
Find some abandoned building and practice in its basement.

>>7470380

And we shall.
In the privacy of our own hidden warehouse enclosure in the deep of night.

>>7470380
sneak outside of town into a secluded area to practice spells

we're a guard so we know where the patrols go
don't go there

>>7470380
Hide under a table until everyone leaves.
Practice spells through the night.
Turn up to guard duty a fatigued useless chuclefuck.
Too tired to do anything right.
No-one notices.

>>7470380
Lets go ask an actual wizard to explain what the wand we picked up from the foreign wizard actually is

>>7470380
Please. We'll roll to conceal our magic and end up in the fucking grand amphitheatre casting loveheart-shaped magic missiles at the king's dick.

>>7470405

It's easy. We just make the roll one to display our magic to the world.
Completely invisible.

rolled 8 = 8

>>7470418
I'm doing it. Rolling to REVEAL OUR MAGIC TO THE WORLD!

If it's one thing you DO know, it's the city. You find a building, go to the basement, set up some candles, and begin to practice.

I'll explain your choice of cantrips, and some of the other spells of interest.
CANTRIPS: Minor telekinesis, Tiny Explosion (read: pop), Minor Illusion (Prestidigitation)
OTHER SPELLS: What looks to be something about lightning, some spell involving teleportation and fire, another one that seems to have to do with becoming two-dimensional.
There is also an extensively detailed ritual in the back of the packet, spanning multiple pages. The writing is very cramped, but you can kind of figure out it summons something. The reagent list for it is massive.

>>7470444
Practice Minor Illusion, don't touch anything we don't fully understand.

>>7470444

Illusion seems to be the most useful for a guard now.
Sneak daggers out of nowhere.

>>7470432
I SAY WE TRY AND TELEPORT OURSELVES INTO THE FUCKING GRAND AMPITHEATRE AND FIRE LOVEHEART SHAPED MAGIC MISSILES AT THE KING'S DICK.

rolled 14 = 14

cast MINOR ILLUSION

>>7470464
roll that shit

>>7470462
>>7470463
We can use this for covering our failures.

>>7470444
Heres an inventory check while I'm listing shit:
CHAINMAIL
SPEAR
GAUNTLETS
HELMET
CLOTHES
SPELLPACKET/BOOK
WAND
BLACK CAT STATUE
WIERD AMULET
UGLY RING
100 COINS

>>7470444
Minor illusion - we are least likely to kill everything when it inevitably goes wrong.

>>7470487
100 coins?
Fuck magic, ale and whores.

>>7470487
We seriously need to get the wizard's items checked out. They could hold FABULOUS PRIZES!

>>7470510

We're a wizard now.
We are the prize.

>>7470473
I forgot to list your CLUB. You have a CLUB. Don't forget it.
Waving the wand carefully, you attempt to conjure a minor illusion. Going off of >>7470463 you stare intently at your club. You feel...something...and the club begins to fade. You become excited at casting your first spell! Your excitement breaks your concentration, and the club fades back into view, but you don't care.

Congratulations on casting your first spell!

>>7470510
We did, only interesting thing was the statue and book.

rolled 19 = 19

>>7470522
Use wand to cast ERECTION, wank to Mike

>>7470444
SUMMONING RITUAL

SUMMON GREATER DEMON

>>7470535
No, you haven't done anything with the items. Magic items are just as illegal as casting spells, only royalty can own them.

>>7470522
now would be a good time to go and report back to duty if possible or check in, maybe bring dan into the fold? regardless we don't want to break ties with the guards/town until we can reliably work magic until then the facade must be maintained

>>7470537
Thank you /tg/, you make me proud.

>>7470490
But what if the illusion becomes real? Some hideous monstrosity from the Void Beneath tears through and makes the illusion into its home, ravaging the world? We should do the MOST destructive thing we can, as in the end, it'll be the LEAST destructive.

>>7470537
Your cock springs up instantly, and you fap furiously in the corner of the room, thinking of how cute Mike was when he was angry.

After you finish, what do you do?

>>7470522
Continue practicing until we can vanish anything we want completely, up to a reasonable size (like a whole sword, or something).
Then set up a distraction for ourselves and do it again, so that we can do it in combat if need be.
Spells while juggling or some shit, I don't know.

>>7470550
ritual attempt

how do I rolled dice?

rolled 2 = 2

>>7470561
Use wand to cast ERECTION, wank to Mike. Again

>>7470550
Investigate the cat statue then.

>>7470574
Oh, no, erectile dysfunction...

>>7470571
You do not even have the reagents required to attempt the ritual, let alone most of the spells.
>>7470574
Your cock kind of twitches a bit, but stays limp.

>>7470574
We probably just rendered ourselves impotent or something.
Way to go, Kyle.

>>7470561
go back to guardsville, all is according to plan, practice over the next few days/weeks, find mike.

>>7470581
fine, then

practice exploding magic

that couldn't possibly go wrong, could it?

>>7470581
Search notes for clues as to who that magician was.

It's getting late, go back to barracks and finish guard duty. Also talk to dad about new spear.

>>7470599
>>7470581

I say we practice the illusion until we PERFECT it.
Then do explosions.
If someone hears it, they won't SEE us.

C'mon /tg/, make a decision.

>>7470612
>>7470587
how will we explain where we've been?

>>7470615
Or we could fake our own death. That's always great fun.

>>7470618
Chasing a thief, durr.

>>7470623
oh, fuck

I like this idea

MASTER ILLUSIONS

CREATE ILLUSION OF OUR DEATH

>>7470617
Practice illusion more.

>>7470630
Then we can go to Mexico and take control of an army of demons!

>>7470630
MINOR Illusion.

>>7470612
>>7470587
Choo Choo!
You head back to the barracks, stowing your magic possessions in the basement. You reach the barracks. The captain sees you. He has a bloody nose, stuffed with cotton. "Where the hell have you been, Kyle? Get out to the main gate with Brandon and Dan!"

>>7470618
we were STOPPING CRIMINAL SCUM in the underbelly, having chased some street urchins into the deep and twisted city sewers and basements ultimately they got away, (need to work on cardio and calithetics) we were lost for a while but managed to find our way back.

>>7470655
Throw the Captain a salute and go to the main gate

>>7470612
>>7470618
>>7470627
This.

>>7470655
Go do guard duty, hit on Mike constantly.

>>7470658

>>7470661
This.
Also, how good are we with our illusion/sleight of hand now?
What kind of stuff can we hide, and how well, and can we do it under stress?

>>7470655
go to gate

make passes at brandon

>>7470669
mike isn't gay, in fact judging by his reaction in the bar, he is probably a homophobe, a secret love must be held for him, otherwise he may beat you with a stick and knowing the way rolls have been going he might win.

>>7470661
You salute your superior, and head off to the main gate.

When you arrive, you see Brandon and Dan standing at opposite sides of the gate, avoiding each others eyes. You hurry over to Dan. He sees you and walks over "Where have you been? Doesn't matter, you won't believe what happened! I was waiting for you at the barracks, when Mike barges in, shitfaced drunk. The captain goes off on him, and Mike punched the old bastard right in the nose! The captain was furious! He had Mike thrown in the dungeon!" Dan laughed loudly.

>>7470684

HE WAS JUST SCARED IS ALL.

He really likes us too.

Mike did it on purpose. He is in league with the wizard. They are planning their escape.

>>7470691
i recall him decking KYLE THE GREAT in the tavern, we need to go escort mike out of the dungeon, it is ultimately our fault we told him that girl wanted to fuck him.

>>7470687
Look into Dan's eyes, ask lots of questions, act interested.
Lots of physical contact, touching the arms and shoulders.
Laugh at his jokes.

>>7470687

>>7470687
Fake laugh, but secretly worry about Mike and make a mental note to visit him later with some onigiri. Ask Dan for a sit-rep

>>7470706
You do this, Dan doesn't seem to notice. Brandon is talking to some people with carts, if you care.

>>7470714

Onigiri is an excellent idea.

We know Mike didn't have sex with that female because he loves us.

He's just afraid.
Afraid of what might be.

>>7470721
Swagger up to Brandon, say "well, well, well, wot 'ave we 'ere then?"

Pretend to be drunk and start a city wide brawl!

>>7470721
Repeat with Brandon, while also finding out what's going on with these carts.

>>7470721
why are people with carts coming to our city, we don't have a used cart dealership here, they need to take their business elsewhere

>>7470735
>>7470714
Dan seems surprised you wanna visit him. "Yeah I guess I'll come with you tonight, after our shift." he laughs again "You shoulda seen him man! He was REALLY drunk!"
>>7470737
You do so. Brandon gives you a cold stare and a nod. "Kyle." he says, before turning back to the people with the carts. He seems to be having them fill out some paperwork.

>>7470760
Excellent. Dan and Mike threeway ftw. Have a gander at what the cart is carrying

>>7470760

MENTAL NOTE!
Dan is *not* coming.

>>7470760
Subtlety fondle his balls

>>7470781
You better roll, and you better roll HIGH
>>7470777
Barrels of some sort, along with some grain covered by a cloth. The carts are being pulled by mules.

>>7470781

Voting fondle.

So this was originally some sort of guard quest and now its gay guard quest?

I'm okay with that.

>>7470802
Make there's nothing illegal hidden in the grains.

rolled 8 = 8

>>7470802
Covered by cloth, eh? Inspect grain.

>>7470827
Brilliant.

Also, yes, investigate cart contents closely.

>>7470802
HOW DO I ROLLED?!

>>7470825
>>7470827
You go over and begin inspecting the grain. "Kyle", Brandon says, annoyed, "I already did that. Their clear." you ignore him and continue your search.
>>7470808
Try rolling and not voting.

>>7470857
put dice+1d20 in the email field

>>7470857
dice 1d20 in the email field

>>7470860
Plunge hand into grain barrell (imagining its Mikes ass) and look around for his prosta- eh I mean for contraband.

rolled 11 = 11

>>7470860

Rolling SEDUCE.

>>7470881
Your cock stirs in your pants at the thought of fisting Mike, but you find no contraband.

>>7470901
Give the merchants a look, "che" at them, and have a peek at their papers

Dammit, if we had any weird junk we didn't need, like the cat statue, I'd say we illusion it invisible, bury it in the grain while 'searching for contraband', then 'find' it and have the cart owners jailed, tortured and executed for witchcraft.
This would give us an excuse to go to jail while on duty, and therefore see Dan even earlier than otherwise possible.

>>7470899
You walk over to Brandon and try to put the moves on him, right then and there, in front of the people with carts and Dan. He stares at you coldly. "Kyle." he says, sounding half perplexed, half angry, "Leave. Now. You too Dan." Dan pulls you away before a fight begins, towards a bar. As you walk away, you look over your shoulder and see Brandon still staring at you.

>>7470922
see mike you mean, but that is a level of dickery that elevates us to criminal scum, WE'D HAVE TO STOP OURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7470922
>therefore see Dan
>Mike
Bugger.

>>7470934
Give Brandon a wink, then pat Dan on the small of the back before following him

>>7470934
send brandon air kisses :3

rolled 10 = 10

>>7470934

Rolling SEDUCE DAN.

>>7470934
Get absolutely fucking wasted.
On duty.
Return to flirt with Brandon.

>>7470985
It stopped being funny as of when you did it the first time. This is just ambushing the game.

/tg/ roleplays a horny, GAY-AS-ALL-FUCK wizard.
And can't roll for shit.

>>7470979
>>7470982
He continues staring at you.
>>7470985
Dan chuckles a bit nervously, but otherwise seems oblivious to your seduction.

It is almost nightfall. Dan suggests getting some food at the bar, and then heading back to the barracks to report in, and then going to see Mike.

>>7470985
stop failing at seducing,
actually, keep failing at seducing its in flavor

>>7471003
Oh wait, no.
Get DAN absolutely fucking wasted.
On duty.
Fuck him in the wine cellar.
Return to flirt with Brandon.

>>7471011
Go to tavern and buy Mike something really nice

>>7470899
>>7470985
>>7471012

Have candelit dinner with Dan.
Buy present for Mike.
Visit Mike.
Return to barracks carnally satisfied.

>>7471027
mike is still in dungeon after punching out guard captain

>>7471027

ONIGIRI!

Also favoring the get-Dan-drunk-and-fuck-him idea.

>>7471021

Im in favour of this.

>>7471044
nice TAKE-AWAY, bub

>>7471045
>>7471039
>>7471021
You have a nice, semi-romantic dinner with Dan (it would have been more romantic if he didnt wasnt oblivious to you coming on to him), with lots of alcohol. You're both pretty drunk at the end of it, Dan more so than you.

Where do you want to take him if you want to proceed with fucking him?

>>7471078

Random basement that is not the magic basement.

Well, Home is out of the place thanks to dad.

So i guess we can rent a room at the inn?

i'm going to leave this here, archive it before the final anon falls victim to work, food, or sleep

>>7471078
wait wait wait we need to visit Mike. We are Guards, we can get Mike out of jail easy (if need be bribe or illusion steal the cell guard)

>>7471078
Do we have anywhere available?
Or is it just the barracks?
Otherwise, perhaps we can entice him back to one of the warehouses we know of, like the one we were practicing magic in.
Ideally a warehouse full of cloths, or absolutely ideally mattresses and beds.
Also, collect some wine on the way.

>>7471098
You rent a room. Dan can hardly make it up the stairs, he keeps mumbling. You get upstairs, Dan lies down. Within seconds, he is asleep.

>>7471113
Fuck no we need to fuck Dan.
Mike's not going anywhere, he'll still be there when we're done.

rolled 12 = 12

>>7471123

Fuck him. Make it good.

FUCK HIS SLEEPING BODY!

rolled 10 = 10

>>7471078
other basement

not magic basement

then cast erection on Dan

>>7471123
Undress him.
If he wakes up, explain that you are just making him comfortable, because he is so pathetic and drunk.
If not...
Romantic non-consensual loving?

>>7471123
Tuck him in, and give him an affectionate kiss on his forehead. Then, go visit Mike

rolled 10 = 10

>>7471123
CAST ERECTION ON DAN

rolled 9 = 9

rolling for leaving Dan to sleep and visiting Mike

>>7471155
Magic erections wins!

Make him more comfortable.
By undressing him.
Cast erection.

>>7471138

After we fuck him, cast a permanent illusion on his testicles.
Make him think they're gone, he's turning into a woman.
Or make them look look like rubies.

You undress Dan. he stirs a bit, mumbling incoherently. Man, he is REALLY drunk
>>7471155
Without your wand, it's a bit harder to do, but after casting it, Dan's cock swells up hard.
>>7471138
>>7471139
>>7471132
Are you giving or receiving?

GIVING

>>7471185

BOTH.
FIRST GIVE.
THEN RECEIVE.

>>7471185
Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

rolled 14 = 14

>>7471197
rolling

>>7471078
Jerk him off while fucking.

>>7471189
>>7471196
>>7471197
You give your sleeping guard friend the best head you can manage. He grunts in his sleep and opens his eyes as he cums in your mouth. He looks down at you "Wait..."he says, still in a half drunken, half sleep stupor "Whadda ya...doin'?" He hiccups.

>>7471214

CAST ILLUSION.

Lie, Say this is a dream.

rolled 19 = 19

Give Dan a blowjob

>>7471214

rolled 6 = 6

>>7471214
tell him not to worry

wait untill he goes back to sleep

jerk off in his face

>>7471244
THIS

rolled 8 = 8

>>7471244
uh-oh

ILLUSION

rolled 16 = 16

>>7471214
cast illusion on self, pretend to be maid that mike hit on

>>7471252
>>7471249
Without your wand, the spell is difficult to cast. You say the right things (you think) and make the required gestures, with yourself as the intended target.

You start to feel tingly. Dan's eyes open wider. "What the fuck?" he mumbles.

>>7471259
are we the maid now?
what happened?

rolled 9 = 9

>>7471259

Smother him unconscious with our ass.

rolled 10 = 10

>>7471272
email field, son

but what he said

rolled 20 = 20

>>7471282
err, that is, tell him it was a dream

rolled 11 = 11

>>7471276

ADDING ANOTHER ROLL TO THIS.

>>7471259
Woah woah woah, is there a mirror or some shit we can check our appearance in?

>>7471271
Looking at your skin, it appears a bright, vibrant yellow. With a yelp, you lose focus on the spell. The tingling stops, and your skin goes back to normal.

The spell is not powerful enough to change your appearance completely.

>>7471259
mount Dan and ride him

Lie and say that this is a dream. (First time using Dice, Sorry.)

>>7471293
>>7471276

BLACKJACK.

WE FUCKING WIN.

>>7471302
Well, I was thinking we were going to end up wearing the maid's clothes but with Kyle's body, so it's not the worst outcome by far.

I vote we tell Dan he's very drunk and hallucinating, and should go back to sleep.

>>7471291
"Uh...ohkay...shure.." Dan says. "Wierd dream." He blinks and looks at you again, before rolling over. Within seconds he is asleep again.

rolled 17 = 17

>>7471315
JIZZ ON FACE

rolled 1 = 1

>>7471315

HOW CONVENIENT.
WE MATE.

rolled 2 = 2

MORE SEX.

>>7471321
>>7471322
>>7471306
I don't know what to do here...

>>7471321
then it's off to try the same with mike

>>7471330
my roll was highest :3

>>7471315
Now can we visit Mike?

Either way, it looks like Dan's inevitably going to get fucked.
I say we gag him and tie him to the bed first.

>>7471340
not until we leave our seed in dan's face!

>>7471337
Your cock is throbbing, so it doesnt take long of wanking it to blast a big load onto Dan's sleeping face. He mutters, but does not wake up.

Satisfied, you put on y our clothes. What do you do?

So did anyone ever think this quest would end up here when it started? I sure didn't.

rolled 4 = 4

KISS DAN, Then leave to visit mike.

rolled 19 = 19

>>7471348

Take them off.
Cast erection.
FUCK HIM.

>>7471348
you know what?

fuck mike

We have magic to study
we're doing way better as a gay wizard then an asshole guard

>>7471357

NOW WHOSE ROLL IS HIGHER?!

>>7471357
You begin to fuck him hard in the ass. He wakes up again, looking back at you. "Whatz goin on?!" He seems scared. I know I would be.

Finish? Bluff your way out of it? Leave?

rolled 5 = 5

>fuck mike

That´s pretty much the idea, Yes.

>>7471363
>fuck mike
This is what we're working on.
Fuck wizardry, we're trying to sleep with the whole Guard contingent, to turn the barracks into some sort of frat house.

rolled 18 = 18

FUCK DAN.

rolled 19 = 19

>>7471369
"It's just a dream, Mik... er... Dan.
Just a dream"

>>7471384
Then.
>>7471381

>>7471384
>>7471381
He grunts as you come inside of him.
"This is just a dream" you say to his bewildered face. Casting illusion again, your skin turns bright violet this time (and the tingling seems harsher), you put your clothes on, and run out of the inn.

To Mike? To Brandon? To more Wizardry?

>>7471400

More Wizardry.

rolled 14 = 14

>>7471400
WIZARDRY!

let's work on the illusion thing some more

>>7471400
MIIIIIIIIKE with onigiri

>>7471400
I alarms me how easily everyone rolls with Kyle being a gay date raping wizard.

Also, now to Mike.
Having fucked Dan, we shall now discard him like a used condom, and turn to trying to fuck Mike.
Brandon shall be last, after the other two are turned.

rolled 12 = 12

>>7471409

WIZARDRY. FULL POWER.

Yes, Wizadry seems to be the most logical idea.
Seeing how it saved our hide more then once so far.

>>7471416
this thread has gone to truly great places

I can't stop laughing when I think about it

>>7471416
I feel the need to say that what you just said is probably the greatest thing to ever be said in a quest thread.

>>7471425
>>7471423
>>7471409
>>7471405
You decide to work on Wizardry. Do you want to practice your current cantrips, do you want to study the items you got from the wizard and merchant? Do you want to buy some reagents (60 coins left)?

>>7471431
>>7471434
Well, is that two agreements?
Try to fuck Mike now?
We did say we'd visit him tonight, and we can practice after we visit him, if it's a short visit.
So if it doesn't go well, and Mike's not into us, we can practice magic and try Mike again tomorrow.

rolled 17 = 17

Practice Illusion.

>>7471442
>>7471449
>>7471450
Ja, illusion.

>>7471444
we didn't tell him we'd go visit him

he won't know the difference

>>7471442
let's work on illusions some more and what are our options reagents-wise?

>>7471468
You'd have to go to a reagents merchant.
>>7471458
>>7471449
You spend a couple hours working on your Minor Illusion, until you can cast and hold it on an object with ease. You spend a while making your club and spear fade in and out of visibility. You spend a bit more time studying the packet too - you decipher that the teleportation/fire spell is similar to the illusion cantrip, and there is an invisibility spell as well that seems similar.

Of course, those require reagents.

TELEPORTATION AND FIRE?!

At the... same time?

When... do we get paid?

>>7471492
any specific reagents?

anything we know how to find easily?

>>7471499
>>7471492

Purchasing magical reagent may arouse suspicion.
Suggest more clever means of acquisition.

>>7471512
Yes, reagents are hard to come by. Most are illegal.

>>7471499
For the teleportation/fire one, you need a lot of things you cannot even pronounce, but the two most prominent reagents are Fire Essence and Void Energy. You don't even understand how you can capture these things in physical form, let along have a supply of them...

Mmmmm.
Fun quest.

>>7471512
you're right, and we are a guard

tomorrow let's confiscate some "contraband" that some merchants are hiding from the law

>>7471528
oh...

more research then!

let's head to the library and look this shit up

also, what time is it?

>>7471534
Tomorrow seems like a good idea. you are EXTREMELY tired.

You decide to go to sleep for the night (its about 3 am). Where do you sleep?

>>7471553
let's return home

we never did ask father for that spear

>>7471534
>>7471528

Yap!
Pay special attention to hunting down illegal book sellers and reagent smugglers.
Catch them.
Become famous guard for diligence.
Receive alot of money.
Secretly become DOOM WIZARD.

Priority on learning how to create our own reagents, too.

>>7471558
You go to your father's two-story smithy. You go upstairs to the room that is always open to you, and decide it might be time for some sleep.

Ok /tg/, im gonna take a bit of a break now, I'll be back in a few hours with part three! Stay safe, lulz.

>>7471558
Then.
>>7471559

ARCHIVE LINKS!

THREAD 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7468480/

THREAD 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7470201/

See ya Kyle, looking forward to the next part.

This made me smile.
Thank you, /tg/.