rolled 79 = 79

>>7624876
You sir, are a god among liches.

If I had that clipping gif I'd use it.

Hey DJ P.! Turn that bitch up!

We need some OC in here and I'm not one to lie, my beats have about as much pulse as you good lich. So, crank that funky music dead boy!

>>7624973
Do you mean clapping?

rolled 42 = 42

>>7625039
That's not punny.

>>7625066
I beg to differ, besides have you ever met a dwarf that could lay down a sick beat?

Actually online when this happens

>fuck
>yes

Ain't nobody step up? What's the matter /tg/? I thought you had flava, but you tastin like a shit twinkie. Maybe you'd prefer a dorf made of ascii? Or if I asked you to stat me? Naw, I'm just too classy for that kind of condition. Don't need no caster edition; my dungeons are advanced, and I don't mean to boast, but I'm a wizard from the coast with the most and I'm tryin to be a good host for this roast. I'm more old school than Gygax, more spell power than Kangaxx, and when you hear me rhyme all you can do is call hax, cos I'm min/maxed to drop the hottest rhymes, and it's time to remind you that you're in a real bind, because it don't matter what kind of skills you got, DJ P is just too fuckin' hot.

I guess you picked the wrong day DJ P.

>>7625082
My friend you have just made me envision a group of dwarves acting out and busting a groove like the blues brothers.

So yes it can be done.

>>7625123
Sorry, DJ.

I've never been good at laying down rhyme. I don't have the time to devote to that sort of emote. I know you want a thriller, but I'm more a lady killer. Maybe a man or two as well.

But don't pout because I'm down for the count. It was a nice thread before we went to bed. Maybe you should wait for night time /tg/ before you start your next rhyme spree?

>beatin' your meat to some cultist with bad teeth

>>7625191
...would you guys believe me if I told you I have no idea how I just did that?

>>7625082
Bitch, you rang.

Watch yer mouth, lest I come from the Underground, spitting steel, the finest Dwarven, straight from the forge.

Don't call me short, don't call me gimp, lest you take fall, lest you walk with a limp.

My axe splits mountain, my pick splits veins, the gun at my hip spits fire, and me' claw-mace it maims.

No Lich can faze me, unflinching to the core, best watch your ass, before it gets hit with a door. Take a step back, Mr. Heartbeatless-bore, spit your shit somewhere else, because your mother's a whore.

>>7625123
In what manner, what way, shall I put down which I lay? Your challenge is accepted, undeaded bard mage, though this being my first, I'll let you directed, I'll put myself to the test, not of arms, but of song, and learn all the harder, cause I know I'll do wrong.

DJ P.

I'm part of the OC. Original content that is. I know youre ready to lay down some sick beats but, let be known that when us two meet there will be blood and thunder as those anons around blunder at the sight of gods at war.

What's that sound I hear?

Oh right, it's the sound of me kill'n this shit.

>>7625082
Dorfs droppin beats? Druegar please. You know that ain't a beardy steeze, and I'd tell 'em to fall to their knees, but then I wouldn't see those stunty shawties. Dem dorfs ain't got the time to rhyme, and hey, lemme say this; Elves make better wine. Not that I'd know, bein undead, that shit flows through my bones, it can't go to my head, instead I get high on arcane power, studying tomes in my tower, making the peasantry cower. DJ phylactery's the main, lich, so don't bother to bitch or I'll throw the switch to drop you in my piranha pit. I make Tomb of Horrors look like a journey to granny's, oh, and dorf women look like unshaven trannies.

>>7625251
Then lay down that sick beat! Our halls rep is on the line boy!

I wish I could provide a challenge to DJ Phylactery, but I have to say my skills are barely in their infancy. I'm far more skilled at creating beats than rhymes, and trying to rap back would be a waste of both of our time. I'd like to apologize to The Master Mortician, but for the rest of /tg/ I cannot imply their condition.

>>7625344
You got rhyme, you got style, but what of your tone? Just a little bitch thinks he's bad to the bone. But seriously DJ P, a finer day there is no to see. You've come to town and we're back in the swing, with a bit more of rhythm we'll save this damned thing.
So all you bards and banditos, put down those microwave burritos and grab a mic and shout some sound you like. Hey, DJ P be here and so is me, we gonna scratch that disc and write some melody.

Why's everyone gotta rhyme rhyme with time? There's a bunch more matches, you'll look if you find, I'm not comin' down, I just wanted to know there some statute against it, some kinda crime? Cause this repetition be boring at least to my mind.

>>7625344

You're right, Lifeless, elves do make some good whine, when we burn down their trees, dropping them to their knees. But then you're much to busy sitting alone in your tower, hunting for power in pages of blood, and pages of bones, meanwhile I blow up all ladies' phones. They know it's me when I call cause it rings like a bell, but I'm thinking you could use a ticket to hell, a good dwarven cannon right to the face, enchanted balls hit your chin 'll drop you like an ace. As for your piranha pit, like that scares anybody, man you're so much shit. Little lichy-poo gona hide at his granny's, no doubt at all he would be an expert in trannies.

You've got my axe lad. Though I have to say my beats are a little lax. I'm a bit rusty you see after that last schooling with the OC. Now, lets turn this board back from the sea of piss. It's time for the old /tg/ to lay down a heavy handed dis.

>>7625446
Why rhyme rhyme with time? You've got all this sublime slime, seasoned with a bit of lime. My numbers are prime, my hands free of grime, and my Audi can turn on a dime!

>>7625251
So we got some words, thrown to inspire fear, but they're kinda hard to hear through that thick neckbeard. It's weird, that a mere mortal would step through my portal not knowin that his vorpal axe makes me chortle. I'm undead, unfazed when you sever my head, now I'm comin at ya from TWO places instead, so lets put this to bed like I did with your mom while your stunty ass was takin his hand to the prom. But I ain't hatin, nothin wrong with procrasterbatin, while you're waitin' to be less ronery, 'specially when you dorfy types are so homely. Got no sex drive here, only thirst for knowledge, but still all the hoes still come a callin. Dorf, Elf, Human, Sylph, maidens all are after my bone, so I'm never alone in the dungeon I call home. More decadent than Rome, more knowledge than a tome. I'ma disjunct this rhyme like Mordenkainen. Ain't seen a challenge yet, but maybe it's just my timing.

>>7625503
that is fucking hawt

>>7625446
It is such a shame they won't pay with some pain. Nothing ever comes easy if you don't want to be cheesy. Even just a dime to buy a rhyme from a dictionary.

Or maybe they are too busy playing pictionary?

Ohh shit. This one. This one. This one.

Commander Z, lookin' for a fresh drawfag? Thats me/
Imma put down the tablet an pick the mic, draw your ass a picture with my lyrical pike/ I go back-to-back-to-back to tear your zombie shit down, This board is mine, clown/ So you step to the neckbeard, your weak shit steps to me/ So I'mma send you back to the tomb and the FUCK off /tg/.

>>7625508
A challenge you want, then a challenge you'll get, you're not gonna forgive, ain't gonna ever forget the smackdown that brought from your skeletal toes, all up to your eyeballs, you ain't got none? Your nose! I'm calling you out you lichy mc doom, you're gonna get blasted, lambasted right outta this room, your rhymes are to me, coming sour and stale, better pick yourself up, knocked by hurricane gales. So ignore me again, I don't care if you do, just know everyone'll notice you ran from me too.

Shit Phylactery, I was brumatin', but now you've got me gyratin'.

Winter ain't my thing, your cold bones are so old, but you've forced my hand, I'm up and out of the sand. You've faced hot life, you've caused mad strife, but you've never faced a cold blooded, old blooded, bad drugged motherfucker like me. Drop some fuckin war drums let's see, who's the real easy-e, that fuckin' bag of bones or the one who's scaly?

You think you've got skill? Shit you're just ill. Sword and board ain't here so I'll answer the call, standin' nine feet tall, like some Avatar shit up in here, listen to me dear: /tg/ ain't changed and these rap wars have been arranged, to be nothin' but glory, the same old fuckin' story. The oldfags are poppin', the beats are droppin', even the 40k's stoppin' when we come a slithering.

You pissin' yourself? I'm hissin' myself, cause this blood runs cold like Dr Dre and the other old - rappers who had real skill, you man you're just lil - wayne that is. So drop some more and I'll pop some more, cause this shit ain't over til order is restored, to the old world.

>>7625344

What up DJ P, it's been a while, been plenty of posers 'round here without a damn bit of style, or class, 'bout to give /tg/ a kick in the ass, yo we used to be enemies but lately I been thinkin bout the sinkin state of the board, I think it's time P and DJ faced up to the horde, of questfags and Edition Warriors, fuck 'em all, this bullshit make a holy man wanna fall, so Phylactery if you down with a man of the church, let's make peace and focus on some of these chumps, bring the hurt.

Greeting good sirs and kind curs. It is I a humble troll covered in furs. Call me by what you prefer. My priority is to deter, with rhyming superiority this thread will defer.

Completely desensitized, skills optimized, from years playing yugioh rage chastised. Game system inferior, motive ulterior, the most harshest of immaturity does not phase my exterior.

Dorf, lich and whatever will come forth, forget your character data, match wits with me in the field of /tg/ meta.

..I'm just going to sit over here while everyone else channels the Infinite Plane of Funk. I feel so..

..inadequate.

>>7625466

You lesser species all be hatin', 'cause this level of perfection you'll never be reachin'. Them dwarves tolling away in their mines, digging themselves away for the good of all elvenkind. You think you're all the hot shit, with your dwarfforts, but let's face it. The dwarves have forgotten their damn place, at the feet of the fucking master race.

Yeah, you Dorfs know alot about balls to the face, your race is a disgrace, a pointless waste, so let me cast haste and relate to put all you haters in checkmate.

Dorfs are stale, got nothin but beards and ale, and I wail with laughter at every disaster that strikes their society; orcs and giants and more they adhere to me. You think you're tough cos you're so short and stout, but you're the perfect height to put my skeletal balls in your mouth, so take it down south and work it real good, and maybe you'll have a place in my hood.

And Lehman Russ is chokin out rhymes stale as dust, and I must show my lust for better competition, you may be grimdark but you can't match my ambition, your bark is worse than your bite. Your emprah can't protect you tonight, so cower in fright as your squad is broken and I'll be smokin' you like a joint, when I drop onto the field I always earn back my points. I'm iller than Nurgle, got more plans than Tzeentch, and when I drop rhymes they fall like deep striking SPESS MEHRENS.

Old vs new this war will be something written by Gwar. For the books it will be and doth will it be written by the grimmest of Fags who has yet to fly his flag.

This scribe will abide if you don't mind. To sit idle and let is all slide on down as I lurk and get my mighty pen ready to jerk forth the words stored with the insane memory of a man who is no longer timid or of mimicry

Let it be known that GDWF is here and he doth abide. .

>>7625717
Come on Theo, stand up with the crowd. Don't sit there quiet, you gotta be loud.
This thread ain't dead, it undead, so stick a stake in its heart and cut off its head.
Just find some good groove and a sentence to move, this is the kind of place with everything and nothing to prove. Stand and fight boy, don't let their ignorance annoy, just ignore them and throw them away like a broken old toy.

Hey DJP.

You wack.

>>7625730
Bitch, you got style, but its been a while and you aint been here, you got to fear cuz I've got some slick lines to share.
Nothin you lay is gonna flay not even close to the shit I say, so back off bones unless you got the stones to come up in here where real men play.

>>7625730
My skeletal homie puts it in better words than me, but it seems we have the dwarves down to a tee, a worthless race, a disgrace on the face of this place we call terra, and if you don't mind me mixing universes, i'd say the holy emperor agrees with my curses.

The shit on /tg/ and I find a goldmine like this,
Gotten used to the terrible, now this shit is ridiculous.
Loving you guys, Phylactery and the rest,
In the large number of threads this one is the best.
I may not be great, and I may not have much style,
But I stand here with you, having fun for a while.

>>7625730

Fuck Phylactery, you rippin' rhymes old as the times I beat Chaos Dwarves with my cores of skink hordes, I'm talkin' 5-man spear chuckin', sword duckin' lizards of skill that will kill for the Old One's will. You've got Chaos on your side, so I won't abide, I'll just chide and bide while you confide in the darkness with no one to listen and your black heart will glisten when my skink priest is rippin' and tearin' cause I'm Sotek infused, I've got plus one attack cause I'm back to back with my 6th ed bros and those sacred marks will fuckin' smart when you land on your bony ass, watch your pelvis shatter like glass, cause you're last Undead, Unloving, Uninhibited, Unstoppable D to the Unholy J that will knock down an MC like ME.

>>7625730
Oh, so my rhymes are stale now, is that all you got? I suppose that it is, as more often than not, I find myself grating my teeth at the lack of the rhythm.
Your rhymes don't pick up the slack, cause right here right now, I'm telling you all, I'm telling the crowd that just cause your rhyming dictionary's out don't mean that you're funky don't mean you got clout. Your rhymes got some measure I'll give you that right, but trust me, ol' dusty, you're going down tonight.

>>7625747
The anon's right theo. Time to stop acting cowardly and starting pumping those beats like leo. Let this battle shake the board and let them hear your roar!

>>7624876
By the Emperor, what wonderful sound! I wouldn't think as such with chaos abound. I think I'll try my hand at this profound playground, though I must confess, I lack the finesse to rhyme in time like these sublime lovers of this pastime.

You guys are getting schooled. Don't be no fools. Try to stop and think by using yo' pink!

This Dee Jay Phylactery you are up against. He's an epic encounter, and all you can do is flounder. What level are you? You think you're so bad. Oh I used a daily power! But this is not the time or the hour. You ain't so special. You ain't so grand. Pull it together, man! This lich won't go down with just ANY old rhyme! I'm not going to school you. I'm not trying to fool you. Just being nice and sharing some good advice.

This isn't some school yard. Work together or that liche will bring you down HARD.

>>7625647
Dragonborn chump needs that +2 charisma, cos the rhyme's he's spitting stink like a miasma, and you think you can brag about your icy plasma but son you're about to get rocked like the casbah. I got no blood to shed, no veins, no skin, there ain't been a rap battle that I can't win, and it's a sin to accost me with your reference to avatar, those 9 foot hippie furries aint nearly up to par, but this is war for sure, so let the fur fly. Oh, sorry, you've got those scales, thick like chain mail so you think you can't fail. That can't protect you from me, I melt face like the holy grail, and you're just a pale comparison to SB, when you came to face me you chose...poorly.

>>7625766
Left my name, I'm a faggot, but place I'm a frag it, gonna bust some lines, gonna burst some moves, cuz I'm the one who's got them grooves.
You dead son, you all done, go back to ya grave, before I come, cuz I'm no nave, I'm numba one, now throw down a play lets get shit done.

>>7625841
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Dost has struck a low blow. Might the bone be picked oh skink of the tome? Old and New let be heard, this one is ahead of the curve.

GREETING FRIENDS CITIZENS. IT IS A VERY NICE DAY. BUT PAY SOME ATTENTION OR ALL THINGS DEAR I WILL TAKE AWAY. HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, SO DON'T TRY TO AVOID. TURN IN ALL TRAITORS AND COMMIES, LEST I BECOME ANNOYED. BUT WHAT IS THIS I HEAR? YOU ALL SEEM TO BE RHYMING, I FEAR. I'M FLOODING THE ROOM WITH POISON. YOU SEE, THE REASON IS TREASON AND FRIEND COMPUTER IS DISAPPOINT.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm about to rhyme, and you can too!

>>7625831
Come on Theo, what's with all the negativity?
I don't see what's causing a fuss, all we need is cooperativity.
Now that I think about it, that probably isn't a word.
But who really cares, this whole situation is absurd.
This is neither the time or the place to fight amongst each other.
We need to stand together as sister and brother.
That includes DJP and everyone that's bringing it.
How else can we win against the bullshit that's infinite?
/tg/ needs us to fix all that is broken.
So let's save the board. And thus it was spoken.

You all playas be raging so bad, much luls to be had, i find an image macro imposing, so i'll reply "in a troll thread ya'll niggas're posting". A slight lull in the beat, let you get back on yo feet, see if you can catch this beat or else you'll go down again, if you get swooped off your feet you aint getting back up anymore, coup de grace and you're out, 404ed.

>>7625915
You've got no heart in your soul. DJ P ain't no troll, this you damn well should know. So get in with the flow, cause here in this party we gonna rise up and lay low. But if you the police, don't do nothin' no mo'. You've got some serious bullshit goin' down, fo sho'.
But if you be the kind to stand up and rhyme, this be the place and the time. Jump on in and move with the crowd. Any who don't like the sound get out, it's gonna be loud.
We proud that we can bring some life to this place, unlike you and your knife. So why don't you go back to your animu wife?

Yo my cock is smoking, you niggas be tokin' I reave all your wimmin I bust a nut whithin. My plus-seven-sword is splittin' yo' gourd, From ass to face, my cock'll slaughter your race. No offspring from you, those half-human brats all course from my cock-ring.

>>7625648
Oh shit, MC DJ up in my tomb, bringin' Pelor's mad bling down into the gloom, well there's always room for an OG Pally, that shit your proposing sounds right up my alley. DJ Phylactery has joined the party. Straight outa celestia, MC DJ is one of the best of ya, got rhymes of much splendor like his holy avenger, with the ladies he's tender but he smites the offender, the unholy render, the money lender, aint nobody safe when he takes it to the wall, need two bags of holding just to contain his massive balls.

DJ P loves a good rivalry, mad respect for heroes of true potency, not like these wannabes, this legion of newfags, it's a team-up with the right stuff, all the rest are just gags.

>>7625841
4+ save against shit beats, oh wait 3+, that's my parry feat. You didn't know, I'm a red dragon, so I'll blow - orange fire that will set you aglow. Your robes will burst into flames in these games of rap battle and tale tattle, I'll tear you asunder with the thunder of my great weapon, that's strength seven I'm chariot smashin and not even those dual lashin daemon princes can touch my skill for the rhyme, the rhythm, this is just a schism and I'll muster my forces 'til your dark energy courses through the warp, that's back where you'll be, can't keep up with me, Phylactery.

Watch out while I open the portal to the Infinite Plane of Funk! I'm not just some young punk.

You hear me you old bag of bones?

I may just be the board slut, but you've got your self in a right little rut. You're surrounded. Don't be confounded. It's all true. Just look around and tell me what you've found. We're united. We're all excited. On this glorious day we put you to rest. Just confess. You thought it would be easy. You thought we were weak. You dared to speak when you thought you had no competition. Just look at you now. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide.

Just go back inside.

Rest in your crypt. There is no shame in admitting you miscalculated. Go now while you're still just discombobulated.

>>7625730

Rhymes so ill its like Nurgle gave 'em to me/ New defender of the board, mother fuckin' Commander Z/ Had to make yourself a lich cos' you could not fin'/ A way to get money in just one life time/ So you crawl back here like you da' arch mage/ Flow-magic so weak, make a nigga' pray for auto-sage/ So dust off the jar that contains yo' balls/ And strike back at me, for the lawlz.

>>7625915
This muthafucka be trippin, this ain't no troll thread; this shit goes over your head, your sense o' humor is dead, that's what I said, your posts ain't even read.

Alas I am all but a broken token in this turmoil where rap, rhyme are so outspoken. How can this thread be reposed? When there are valiant rappers so well purposed?

Nothing I do, will stop this thread, better rest my head, cure this flu, and head to bed.

>>7625953
Weeaboo fu is most weak. Perhaps this anons a bit meek. I know my rhymes are weak but Damn Nigga you ain't got don't have a sense of rhythm or beat!

>>7626018
I really need to stop drinking while typing.

>>7625993
Well dude for trying you'd get a pat on the back, and I mean no flak but to derail this thread? You must have been on crack if that thought even passed your mind and your furry behind got tanned and shaved maybe this taught you to behave? Chin up, be brave. We'll give you a goodnight wave.

You have thought you were hard from playing cards with tards but let's face it like a gorgon when you got your rhyme on? You froze like stone, nah no need to moan you weren't just out of your element you were off the whole damn chart without real heart there was no way you take part.

>>7625961
calling himself the master mortician, he started of good but now old bones just be stutterin'. Tender with ladies, using what might i gander, the lich himself said that he ain't packing anything, and by anything i think you all know what i mean. No greentext here, i won't be implying, but damn DJ P if I'm wrong say "you're lying." What's that? I'm not hearing anything, you're all talk but you've aint got nothing to bring.

Well I guess I'll try to rap but I'm not sure sure about that or I should even give it a stab.You know looking at this thread I'm not so sure what to do should I side with the DJ or the adventuring dudes. I mean I could just stay on the sideline, I wouldn't mind, it would pass the time but then all the flashy magic being tossed around I'd probably go blind. I think I'll just stand back and watch the show, watch how the rhymes stack and then I'll go get a snack and return to my row but now that I think about I'm not that hungry. I guess this post is kinda funny, being out of place, like a guy with a mace at a bakery, looking at the pastries that you see and agree the baker puts too much cream. But now that I remember, wasn't it a member of the team that I see rapping against this Lich I find freaky that burnt down the place? I'll be back fetching my rake I've got a grudge to set aside of it's place.

Aku in this shit,
Lich you best admit
That I'm the finest spell slinger that's been seen in this pit.

I drop dem rhymes like you wouldn't believe
I pull 'em out of my sleeve
So you better just leave.

Comin' from the future I'm a true playa hater
I'll burn your ass with my fuckin eye lazer
Watch these tricks, I'll turn into a bat
Fly around your shit
Then into a bear and crush ya flat

Only problem I got is with that Samurai Jack
Him and his sword just got some hacks
Like you wouldn't believe
In times long past I left the man berieved
I robbed his motherland of the wind and the trees

So now he's out for revenge
And I won't pretend
That he aint a thorn in my side
But the time will come when his life will end

However I digress
Yall undead mothafuckas comin up in my crib
Thinkin you all that
Wielding your magic and crap

Do you know who I am?
I'm the Master of Masters
The Deliverer of Darkness
The Shogun of Sorrow
The meanest motherfucker this side of tomorrow

So watch out /tg/
Or you will be
Under my spell
Your future is Hell.

>>7626109
Now now, give him a minute. This DJ is certainly infinite. His rhymes if you care to dine are most delicious and nutritious.

Though a bit slow, this fag is most old. In his day their still were giants churning out both good and bad. It /tg/ in all it's might. wars were fought death was dropped and in the end they are few and old, to this day covered in decay and mold. So let him speak you ungrateful pipsqueak.

>>7626043
Drunk typing is the best typing. And I am saving that picture.

>>7625975
This rap aint no place for low self esteem. Step up or get out, cos shit's about to get mean. You some kinda shifty shifter with those cat ears? Rollin like a drifter as if you got nothin' to fear? You queer? Or are you a chick? Not even your waifu wants your little dick; cos when she shlicks it's my face that sticks cos I'm slicker than a gelatinous cube while you're just some rube, a little pube who listens to rap on youtube. Step off fool, I may have a name but I ain't no tripfag, I hide in plain sight and wait for your defenses to flag, and while your rhymes sag I'm loading another mag. So raise that white flag, I got more magic than atlantis, I'm freestylin' off the collar don't need to plan for this.

>>7626185
If i'm gonna listen i want to see the man i'm attempting to reprimand, not some second-hand rapper journeyman. Did you just call me a pipsqueek, that taunt is most meek, one might even say weak, just like the rest of your prose, the opposite of grandiose, fucking blabber from a nobody with noting to lose.

>>7626178
I'm Samurai Jack
I will defeat you one day
Aku you cannot flee

>>7626191
You didn't even last a day, Fuuka?

I'm disappoint.

Bumping this thread, it's too young to die, i want to see if DJP's gonna say something worthwile.

>>7625973
DJ P don't need no speed to weed out the wheat from the chaff, your rhymes make me laugh and I'd clap if I weren't on the attack. So fall back with that smack, and you'll see just what you lack when you hear the clack clack of my d-sixes in hand ready to drop fire like a missive. You red-neck dragons think you're all that, sittin on your laurals while your treasure slides up your ass, but DJ P is too real for that shit, while you're wastin your time I'm busting new rhymes, putting my bling to good use, not just chillin atop it like refuse. Your kind is irrelevant while I'm prevalent, and irreverent so let's settle this; liches will always be the top of the food chain, you're fodder for knights, kidnapping the princess is lame, and that ain't the name of my game. I got designs on world domination, conquering nations while you're moaning in frustration. So go have relations with one of your kobolds, your rhymes are lukewarm, while mine are ice-cold, like the grave, so you'd best make your save or die in your cave.

We dont want your new age rap corrupting our minds.

Prove it to me that you got some groove in dem bones,
all i see is a pimp daddy with no class,
but it could be just an act, a simple trap.

>>7626249
Now sir, You missed the good word it seems. I'm neither for or against and honestly while you try to take stabs I find myself far from mad. It's true my Rhymes are weak, for I am a bit meek, My style is prose not Poetry.

A slap on the wrist from the faceless mass seems hardly worth trying to reprimand. I'm the master of the 8-bit and have happily slit that pale chicken neck of yours in the dark and dreaming while your mother was screaming out in eight colors of sunset. Now listen, and listen well. I'm no rapper never have been, never will. I took this name when the wine flowed and my mind simmered and raged. I'm above you ilk and refuse to be covered in your filth.

>>7625801
With rhymes like that I don't think we could pay, you're trying your hardest to lay but you're going the wrong way, like Blood Claws without Wolf Guard you've been led astray. Legacy of the Bear? You're going nowhere, immune to instant death but in the end you'll get there. Your form's gone to bits and I don't mean the loss of beard and your set of tits.

You've done a deep strike onto an island-stranded, confined like Bjorn the Fell-handed, the failure's branded like it came with your wargear list so go get pissed on your noxious brew cause now you're through like a squad of nob bikers just ran over you. There's ain't no cover save where you're going the weakness you're showing with the timing you're blowing I'd say after your first shot you were slowing down purposefully but can't you see? Stand up from the table Russ, make no fuss you gotta go work on your rhyme maybe you'll be good when you're back for the Wolf-time?

You know, a couple months ago the rhymes did flow on the down-low but since then Phylactery's been a no-show cause he's been eating crow fed to him by a row of heros, zeros, everyone from Sword and Board to MC Warlord stepping up to show him who's boss, yo.

But now he's back on the attack and so we're on track with the ack-ack and flak to pack his sack of mouldering beats, useless Feats, his trunk of junk, his throne of bones that he owns that makes atonal zones where music goes to die if he'd let it lie but "no not I" says he "I'll take any sound buried in the ground bring it around as an undead monstrosity, hatin' on the philosophy that says let it be don't you see I get rhymes for free slaves from the grave where music goes to eternally be in peace 'til me and my necromancy wakes it from it its sleep!".

Well what you sow you reap and now you're in deep watching the tunes seep into your tower gonna have to leap want to keep your power gonna have to creep want to survive the hour though the price will be steep enough to make you cower and weep in the face of our shining light burning through the night take away your sight that's right cuz lich, you be FUCKED.

>>7626395
Besides I don't actually listen to rap. I'm a Seventies and sixties man myself

>>7626219
Oh so you responded! Try not to be so despondent. You must be impressed to waste time on me. Just don't be depressed that I see that you're threatened. There is no bettin'. I've got this down pat. I'm even new to this thing you call rap! You're just out of time. Way past your prime. Just give it up. Sit out in the sun and bleach those old bones.

No, there is no hitch. Theo is no one's bitch. Just pack up and leave and I'll leave you alone. Go on home. I'll even throw you a bone.

My bone.

Down you're latest main squeeze. Right down her hall just as I please. Now after you, sleaze.

>>7626219
Yo DJ covered in slime? Is that somethin you do all the time? That shits nasty, red, green, or blue but don't get sassy cuz i'll show you. Yo outta yo rhymes you outta your spins, I'm still playin and splittin some grins. I got the time, it looks like rape, cuz my songs so hot it'll leave you agape. So pack you bags, cuz I'm the best of these fags, and if you stay here I'll take yo rags.
DJP just take your time, theres a bunch of newbs just waitin in line, you can full attack or run either way i'm still numba one, I'll smite yo ass just for fun!

Yo DJ, see here, I got something to say, something you've gotta hear, I been reading your posts and I'm quite unimpressed, I don't see what the hubbubs all bout bout your mess, you can rhyme, that's for sure, but it's spurting and weak, and your rhythm is off and your timing is bleak!
What're you doing spouting this shit, does it sound good in your head, you skeletal twit? You've gotta apply, you've gotta commit, cause I ain't buying what you're selling, I ain't buying one bit.
You shoot rhymes like bullets coming out of a hose, it ain't accurate, ain't artful, ain't much on the nose, I say you do better, but so far you've fell flat, so go on, go away and don't you come back till you've learned how to rap and not slide by on a name, because you're as unique as a Big Mac, McLich, you've no game!

If DJP ain't gonna be answering, it's time to end this farce he calls rapping. He had his ragtag bunch of fags, trying to defend but quick to bend under the supreme power of my lyrical mower, this is the last time i ask, before i crush you like a tarrasque, if a comeback ain't impending then your unlife I'm ending.

>>7626109
Liches got all the time in the world, gotta be patient while the rhymes unfurl you churl. You want speed, but your flow makes me wanna hurl, you think you can take DJ P for a whirl? I'm like Diamonds, I last forever, so don't endeavor to be clever. And if my vocabulary ever seems scary then you'd best be wary because I don't tarry when it comes time to unleash a feast of rhymes from the belly of the beast. I got more int than a mind flayer, and I'm a true player, my methods may be wayward but I pay it forward against any blowhards looking to take my crown. So just sit there and frown while you wait for me to take your ass down. I shake the earth like Haiti, and you think you can play me?

>>7626353
Ice cold? Ice cold? Nigga I wrote the book on ice cold, freezin' and wheezin' on bong smoke that's the reason I'm so fly when I'm high, my dick shoots icicles when I'm not baskin' on a flat rock, like your mom on my fat cock. Put me on my Cold One, venerate the Old Ones cause that's who I owe this victory to, that and my blade that cuts this escapade of dope rhymes and lame times, though I must admit that you got wit DJP, though not as much as me. Upgrade to Carnosaur, that's right I'm lord level or - am I just too good; show you what's under the hood of this nasty dino, it'll shove its claws in your ass and after that you'll be seeing Uranus up close and personal because we lizardmen mapped the stars, while you were behind bars for breaking into parked cars, you're small time but I have respect, pardon me while I pause and reflect on the good times you've brought this board when I was feelin' bored, you're like a master to me, but I ain't no slave, despite what my Southland geography might indicate you can't vindicate your supremacy but I can see you're just like me, a real OG MC.

>>7626353

Mother fuckin' zombie
pay up some attention
Can a fuckin' drawfag
at least get a mention?

Trying to assist
with creating OC
But your dusty ass
just ignores me.

I'm layin' down stanzas
filled with foul talk
beating your shit anza' (and its a)
easy walk to walk.

So if you wanna keep
Your Master's credentials
Dont be a creep
while I unleash my potential.

>>7626513
Sure little fella I'm sure the potential is there but I'll give you a scare-if this was /ic/ there'd be red lines EVERYWHERE.

>>7626255

FOOLISH SAMURAI
PREPARE TO DIE

I am now ready to unleash the pain
So you best step back and prepare your brain
Sowing seeds of sorrow
In the world of tomorrow
Aku's rhymes so tight I'll drive you insane

Bitch please, don't you see?
You can't defeat me!
I'm the baddest King of Darkness this side of /tg/!

Now DJ P, you ain't no true G
You're like that kiddy shit they show on M-T-V
That's Me TV
Because everything in the future will be AKU

Oh, what's that?
I can't hear you,
over the sound of my mad Aku-fu

Turnin' into an octopus unleashin the rape
While you're just siting there like a drooling ape
I'm the King o' Hate
A true heavyweight
Just relax kid, you can't change your fate.

This thread is good, but the last one was better.
So far.
Where's the other /tg/ DJs?

>>7626588
No idea, honestly I'm a shit MC.

>>7626556
You side with darkness
This is a fact I won't allow
Your time is coming

>>7626395
Now you're backtracking, it seems you find yourself lacking, you say you aint a rapper and I'm inclined to agree, you're attempting to be and are failing hilariously, using an alias on a board meant for anonymous is synonymous to humongous newfaggotry the size of a goddamn city-bus.

>>7626513
Art takes time, and my rhymes are so fine that I'm inclined to miss some folks in the grind.

Potential you've got, that much is clear, but never fear; while DJ Phylactery is near I'll be sure to steer this thread in the right direction, so are you the sort of drawfag who gives /tg/ an erection or do your sketchy confections aspire to higher things than fapfodder and the creation of memes? I am an OG who respects OC and if you ask me you don't need me to see what you have to bring, because you've got some skill and I'm thrilled to see someone putting new content onto /tg/. So let's see, what about me, DJ Phylactery? Am I outdated are these old bones creaking? Or are you all freaking because I'm sneaking away, stealing your heart, and you're worried that I might depart without doing my part to kickstart this board? Well, I can afford a little more time, but don't think you deserve a taste of my rhyme. Because I'm a baller, a controller, I drop zones that sustain, so don't complain that I don't fain to respond right away, DJ Phylactery is here to stay, so wait your turn and it'll be time to play. My way.

>>7626624
Good points through-out, and back track I did. Yet your style is weak, your words lacking meaning and your ideals as stale as three week old bread.

You don't have the fire anon and crying new-faggotry at me is a sad mistake. A lighter punch than a feather-weight. Come now hit harder and smarter. I'm waiting for something that actually stings and rings my ears by being so verbose it knocks me cold.

>>7626610

Samurai Jack?
You're just a hack
You can't even come up with some rhymes to fight back?

BAH! You're pathetic with your little butterknife
I think.. for now.. I'll spare your life.

>>7626543
seems like some bitches
always gotta talk big
So mr. Britches
Prove you 'aint a pig

Bust out your tablet
that is, if you got one
and draw a dabble-it
and post when its done.

We'll see who's the better drawfag.

>>7626410 was mine, just to clear some shit up. Now, back to business.

>>7626483
You last forever well sure but so does fruitcake so not a claim I'd make if I want the fear in my wake to be more than a mistake by people who break too easy to be worth the effort, dog.

And who's gonna play you? I know not me; but that's because, you see, you're just a copy of ET for the Atari! You claim you've got game well I'll call you on that your lines are old hat bring the crimes you call rhymes up to bat and you flat on the mat the weight of yo' sin made the pin you're in so just like you I grin except my grin's the real deal your grin is fake just the last face you make rigor mortis now you're in a vortice of swirling rain and pain drive you insane loss is all you gain no fame just blame no game just lame no name but Shame.

>>7626610
dude man haiku? really?

>>7626725

Haiku?

Don't you mean Aku?

>>7626692
I can see you on the retreat, how you beat feet faster than you beat meat, a scared lamb bleat is all I can hear I can taste your fear, and away from your own weakness you don't get to steer.

So you want to roll back from the rhymes to the arts, like I need to draw shit to critique all your parts? Having a talent's no defence like you think, I can hold my breath for two minutes-which helps cause you STINK. Yet I ain't going to give you a reprieve just cause you squiggle, the hell I'll just breathe, I may choke on your fumes as I kick you back home but they'll still write I was the winner on my giant tombstone.

D to the J to the One to the Shot, bringing the rhymes DJ P forgot. P keeps claiming his shit is hot, sounds to me to be about as fresh as his crotch rot.
Tired of this rapping, it's getting too old, everyone here's leaving all the nerds cold, seems to me you losers need something more bold, stick around a bit and let 'em see you get told.
P's been doing this since dawn of time, going on and on bout his weakass rhyme, sounds to me like he's a little bit past his prime, seems to me that he oughta be a crime,
as in illegal, out of style, out of law, if he had any sense, he would just withdraw, cuz bone ain't meat so it can't be raw.
I'm keeping it fresh, and I'm keeping it real, don't need three threads to show that I'm the real deal. All I need's a couple hours to show you what I've got, DJ P ain't got shit on DJ One Shot.

>>7626795

sorry man not to say that im to shame, but when you are tipsy some of the links look the same.

Damn 403 Bullshit...what did I miss?

>>7626795

Uhoh looks like I responded to the wrong post.

Lots of folk want a piece of me, so it's time to step back and drop some AE's. In case you're a foreigner to the idea of a controller, just think of it like this; wizards do it all over. So if you're feeling neglected, or if u mad, too bad. No time to personalize when I don't even feel the need to recognize. These aren't the glory days of DJ P and SB, where it's mono a zombie for the fate of /tg/.

So bring the hate, I can relate to the need to attack when you see something as whack, in fact DJ Phylactery has to step back and admire how many aspire to acquire the throne from the wizard of bone who stands alone and STILL manages to own your ass, even if he's not fast he outlasts and will outclass any who make a pass at him. Because I'm exalted like the unconquered sun, and I'm never done making haters run, but it's all in good fun, son. Or daughter. You're my little lambs and I'll lead you to slaughter, and you call me a rotter but you're just cannon fodder.

So "who am I?"

well lemme reply with a great big sigh,
I'm the man who inspires as I light the fire of sexual desire inside your sweet little liar
whilst I plug and chug she writhes a little higher to the beat and the rhythm of my ecclesiarch-ayle style
Guardsmen love me when I rev my chain and fight till the death When I scream His name,
and Chaos fears me when I step to their game
Because to the Emperor I pray, your bodies I will flay til' the break of day when you wish you never played with the,
big boys, big toys, killin' heresy with joy and boy you best believe-me when I say it's what we enjoy.

So DJ P, how does it feel to be a queen rejected from the Necron dream,
forced to sit and scream about his damned scene
I'm from the future bitch, all grimdark and shit
your rhymes are old and you ain't got shit to show for your undeadedness
you'd be better off being a dead hairdresseres.
So step off, step down, cause ya'll just got purged with His mighty mighty Word.

But lemme be nice and a little polite I speak out to Russ,
yo dawg what's up?
I appluad your cause to preach His truth through beat, rhythm and rhyme
crackin' this boney bitch who made himself a cold limp lich,
so don't you fear, wolfy my dear,
let's knock this corpse back to the earth.


Oh is that you Aku? Bitch sit down cuase you're blocking my view
You can talk shit but you know that little white bitch has got armor,
the armor of contempt,
the armor of vengance,
the armor the gods,
and the armor of plot.

Imperium of Man - OUT

>>7626690
Ok you beast, you shall feast, upon my sword, I'll spill your blood, I'll cut you so fast, you won't feel a thud. I'll decaptiate, eviscerate, emasculate, purge your hate, you'll be dead, toast, no head, a ghost.
Then I'll leave, go home, heave this weight away, and you'll stay, at bay, the nether realms you'll roam. My job is done your ass is grass, I just need one spin to blast, now I'm gone, be happy my friends, so long, happy ends.

>>7626875
That was MC Chuck everybody.

>>7626828

To be honest I must confess
I am not the best
At these rhyming games
For you see
I usually force someone to do this kind of thing for me

This thread was pretty much just an excuse to let loose
On my Aku reaction image folder
And as the night grows older I think it's time I retired from this gig
It's safe to assume I won't make it big.

Well that was nice. Mister Phylactery felt impressed enough to respond to me directly. I didn't know I could rhyme like that, honestly! Such flow! I even managed to pump out /tg/ related rhymes AND included my vast vocabulary.

I feel kinda weird though... wooah..

>BING
>FUUKA HAS LEARNED 'OPEN PORTAL TO THE INFINITE PLANE OF FUNK (EX)'

We've had enough, we've had it hard. We want you out and take your Bards.
We've lost our village, we've been killed in droves. We're tired of the pillage by these filthy Rogues.
We've raised our weapons, we're mad as hell. We've killed the Dragon and tossed the Warlock in the well.
Down with the Dragonborn and creepy lizards. We'll make them mourn and hang all the Wizards.
Paladins and Monks, Awakened dogs and cats. Prudes and drunks, we don't want none of that.
We're an angry mob and now you'll see. What we really think of slobs and their monarchy.
Barbaric Barbarians and their rage. We'd rather be in a galleon stuffed inside a rusty cage.
Preachy Clerics and tree-huggin Druids. A bunch of dicks and I swear they're all lucid.
We represent, the force of our resent, with our lives spent, without a worthy cent, we'll take the fight to the gents, all their magic we'll circumvent, we'll show those bastards how discontent we really are and make them all repent!
With our torch! And our rakes! Along the shore! We'll kill those snakes!
We'll show them fury! We'll show them pain! We'll hit them quickly! Without restraint!
We'll be free! No adventuring! No scum and villainy! We'll cast them out to sea!
No more undead! No more beastmen! No more 'heroes'! No more minus zero!
No more Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes! No more Ilithids, Drow and Crones!
This land is our home! We'll stand in our home! We'll band together and usurp the throne!

...Shit.

GUYS.

STOP.

We're killing 4chan with Funk!

Aw shit, the heat of our beat is breakin the board. Let's take this home before it 404s.

Glad to see that you've all got some fire. You guys spat your rhymes, made me feel inspired this time, I was inclined to not even aspire to open this thread, I thought you'd be tired of hip hop with a traditional twist, but I was remiss to dismiss you gangsta ass crips. DJ Phylactery was sad to see the state of /tg/, so he wanted to bring out some of the old magic, fully expecting the results to be tragic, but look at this, you guys rose to the challenge, brought down rhymes fresh like a new edition. And not 3.5 or any old fraction, it seems that we have an entirely new faction. And I must confess, things aint what they used to be, but looking around I think that's okay for me. Because DJ P can see that /tg/ is in good hands, and now these old bones can rest, just as planned. SB, MC, and DJ P, the old guard of hip-hop on /tg/ like biggie and pac we were gangsta as fuck, dropping heat that couldn't be beat, we left all others in shock. But its a new era now, you rose to the test, and Phylactery can step aside now without regret. Aku, Chuck, Old one, Russ and the Dorfs, even that tripfag with the star, you flowed like water and carried this thread far. You went above par, you passed my challenge, you stood, nay you rose up and above expectations. So respect, my friends, you carry the torch, your heat scorched, you were crunk like a dwarf, more thuggish than orcs. This bony mug is set in a smile at your style and I’m glad we could rap for awhile. So DJ Phylactery’s going to withdraw, but I want this thread to keep going, it’s making me feel good, but first let me take a second to be real:

Don’t forget, we’re all a community, like old school hiphop we should have an immunity, to trolling and raging that’s small-time like Salazar, to the edition wars and furfag hordes and RP threads with avatars. Get out of the ghetto of trolling, rise up and above, overcome the petty fighting and feel the love. This is all for the fun, it’s all for the fantasy, who cares if you like your mages atlantasy or in the technocracy? Edition is just a style, not a way to profile, so let’s forget the bullshit awhile and go back to the old school, don’t make this old lich feel like a fool.

But no tears my homies, my empty eye sockets can’t even leak. DJ Phylactery ain’t goin nowhere, from the dark of my crypt I’ll continue to stare, and watch, from the shadows, comfortably anonymous, but maybe sometimes I’ll come out to respond to this, sort of thread if it should happen to emerge. So don’t hesitate if you feel the urge to throw down a sick beat or a dope rhyme about liches, or dorfs or how teenage girls shouldn’t be witches. DJ P may be ghosting, but he ain’t gone, like Tupac, I may be dead, but my rhymes will live on!

Keep it going /tg/. Mad props. You spit fire like a great wyrm.

b-to-the-izzump

>>7627215
>>7627188
Ya'll always a bro, DJ Phy, dontcha know, your rhymes are as slick as a greased halfling ho.
Thanks for the thread, look forward to the next, but I know it's bout fun and not being the best.

Awesome thread.

>>7627361
I didn't know you .. non minorities possessed rhythm . Impressive thread

>>7627392
some of us do...not many but some.

I know I don't

Now it's like this:
Even the greatest lich is still a little bitch --when it comes to flow mettle, I'm the shit. Nah, I ain't no paladin so I got nowhere to fall. Gotta 'nother plan? 'Cause I ain't down with ya drawl.

I don't got much stature but that don't mean I won't catch ya with a cleric-al censure. Got the gods on my side and they're fuelin' my rhymes; I thank heaven above and the hells below for the holy power that'll show you the final blow.

This shit be jivin'
This board be thrivin'
If you wan' be survivin'
You best be ARCHIVIN'

>>7627392
Wish I knew.

in b4 three posters who spent the last ten minutes painstakingly composing a scathing rhyme.

>>7627431
(And don't you worry, it's all in good fun; a cleric's gotta do to put a lich on the run. Not gonna take 'im down: DJ P's best on top.

Best to have a rhymin' lich with better intentions than what any other guy in his place would mention. My holy seal's put away, I'm not armed for the draw. Just layin' some rhymes for /tg/'s shock and awe.

My knees exploded

>>7627215
>>7627188
DJ Phy is so dreamy. If only I could hear them bones rattle out that rhyme instead of only reading this.

I feel honored to have namefagged with the DJP you see. Names or not, who cares what, as long as we're hangin, with the rhymes a bangin, Fuuka?Theo? changin, and the Sergal sagin it don't matter if your anon, or have to have a name to get it on, because we all are numbah one, and on /tg/ we still get shit done.

bumping to share the glory with those who missed it earlier

>>7627215
I made this for you :D

Bump for more rhymes!

>>7628241
yo anon, whats goin on? if you want rhyme take the time, write a line, and lay it down, make it orky, dorfy, elfy, not furry, take yo time we aint in a hurry, postan or ghostan, makes no matter to me, we get shit done tonight on /tg/

>>7628134
DJP lives for eternity, rappin, trappin, savin /tg/, once you get in, you aint got no way out, you'll start rappin of that I have no doubt. Be it dragons, faggins, bilbo fuckin baggins, as long as you rhyme, we'll have a good time.

>>7625723 >>7625789 >>7626109 >>7626249 >>7626474 >>7626624
> These are from me
A few words in closing, a short ceasefire is what I'm proposing. You're all my bros, djP, GDFW (anyone else, counting anonymous). Our session was slick, turning the servers to bricks, but my situation seems dire, it seems I'm starting to tire, losing my fire, before I go i just have to say: I love you bros.

OC on my /tg/? This cannot be. Where's the porn, the quests and shitty 4E? Get back to trolling, you useless horde! I've had such a good thang going, for this board. My own beachhead of cancer. Post drawfaggings, make the puppets dance! At least on other boards all goes according to plan, even if here I fail, I'll be the king of 4chan. And whatchoo gonna do, no one's gonna help you. You will know your place and bow down before BBEG Coolface!