i want a ring that does what his does.

A ring that allows you to see 10 seconds into the future.

I'd like a ring that locate any mundane item that I was thinking of.

A ring that allows me to not eat, sleep, or otherwise preform natural functions necessary for survival.

A ring that makes people more favorable to my requests.

>>7629523
A ring that allows me to create a 5 cm thick 1m meter wide and 2 meters tall magical shieldshield.

Ring of +4 CHA.

Ring of Infinite Cantrips.

Shit would be so cash.

2 rings- One that makes the wearer 30% heavier, and one that makes the wearer 30% lighter

I'd like a bracelet that helps with my goddamn carpal tunnel.

>>7629653

I suppose they both have to be worn to work?

A ring that makes a $20 ever time I tap it.

A ring that just makes me really angry.

>>7629629
Is it complete with 3/day Charm Person effect? Because that shit would be off the hook.

You guys can choose stuff other than rings.

>>7629706
Fuck you.

Glasses that allow me to use Ctrl+F in real life on books and stuff.

Ring that would keep me clean and fresh smelling, ring of sustenance, ring of darkvision, ring of water breathing, ring of cure light wound.

I could do this for days.

>>7629523
i'd like ring of magic missle

Ring of Time Displacement.

Ring of Rings

>>7629749
You fool. You've killed us all!

I'd take a Decanter of Endless Water. With it, I would rule the world.

Cock Ring.

Conjures chickens at-will.

Grants charm person x/day
+sense motive
+cha
+int

>>7629690

That seemed like it would have been a bit much, but sure.

Ring of CHA + 4
Charm Person, 3/day

You could rule the world with that.

>>7629646
This.

A ring that whatever food I am physically touching, begins to secrete melted butter.

Mmm... chicken wings...

>>7629646
>>7629800

Either one of these are essentially real life "I WIN" buttons.

A ring that when worn causes my actions to be narrated by famous character actor Liam Neeson

Time Control?

>>7629606
>A ring that allows me to not eat, sleep, or otherwise preform natural functions necessary for survival.

This. SO MUCH THIS.

A ring that allows me to say that witty comeback line that I'll think of three days later, right here, right now.

A ring that signals me discretely when I'm about to do something foolish.

A ring that allows me to temporarily freeze in a sort of stasis, returning only when something interesting happens, so whenever I have to wait for something, it won't drain my life expectancy.

A ring that uses minor telekinesis to scratch any itch I please.

A ring that gives directions, like a GPS, except it works on smaller scales too, thus allowing me to find objects within an abode, ie locate my keys.

A ring that warms whenever a cute girl is nearby, squeezes whenever a nice girl is nearby, and spins slightly whenever a smart girl is nearby. When all three activate at once, it can be transformed into a wedding ring with a mild enchantment of the receiver's choice.

A ring that can unfold into any tool that would fit in your palm.

An intelligent ring with an adorable personality who has the entire Wikipedia archive at hand.

A ring that repels animals your specify, and makes you amiable to another set you also specify, thus allowing you to make bugs stop crawling on you or befriend that skittish kitty.

A ring that allows you to convert trash into small amounts of energy, be it heat, electrical, or caloric.

A ring that lets you sit or lie comfortably in any position, anywhere.

A ring that lets you intuitively know exactly how to stack objects so that they don't fall over.

A ring that identifies the source and cause of noises, thus letting you know what's scratching in your attic or why your car is squeaking.

A notebook that has an infinite number of pages. You just have to think of a subject you have written, open it and it is automatically opens at your latest entry on the subject. It comes with a pen that has infinite ink. The book bites people who try to read it that aren't me.

Amulet of the Freshmaker: Makes you fresh so that nothing will get the best of you.

A ring that acts as a RL "save game" slot.

If that sounds too powerful, limit it to a do-over of the previous 24 hours, and on a crit fail, you're stuck in a Gruondhog Day time loop.

A necklace or ring that gives me +20 to any skill roll.
Once per day to keep it non op

>>7629606
One Cursed Ring of the Undead, coming right up.

>>7629915
Man, these would all be useful but not gamebreaking rings.

>>7629946
That still sounds poweful, sir, since it makes you almost immortal and give you infinite money. The OP's ring gives grease!

>>7629946
>>you're stuck in a Gruondhog Day time loop.
>>implying this is a bad thing
>>IMPLICATIONS!

>>7629946
Every week is lottery-win week

>>7630016
1. Go to Casino
2. WIN
3. Be accused of cheating
4. Be kneecaped.

>>7629877
This would make for awesome.

>>7629915
I love all of these.

Hat of reflexion: A top hat that freezes time for as long as you have an internal monologue. You cannot move or rest while time is frozen in this manner. It just lets you think forever about dat ass in the middle of a conversation. It is a top hat because fuck rings.

>>7629915
That's 13 rings, brah, it might be a problem for your eleven fingers.

That little sack that has a gold piece in it every day would be cool.

>>7630080
He has toes and some could be put on a necklace in case he wanted to swap rings out later.

>>7630093
Current gold price: US$1131 an ounce.

An ounce in this measurement is 31.103 grams. If the coin is HALF that, you'd be sitting on a fucking fortune. $500 a day? Fucking SWEET.

The only trouble would be fencing that shit.

Amulet of repel annoyance. While wearing it, telemarketers would mysteriously lose my number from their databases, etc. Crying babies in public places would quiet themselves when within earshot, etc...

>>7630080
Hand of Glory.

>>7629711
>>7629711
>>7629711
>>7629711
>>7629711
THIS.

>>7630080
Ladies like the bling bling, brah.

>>7630080
Some rings aren't for fingers. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

But you are right. Other items!


A hat which makes everyone stop for a moment and think "That is an awesome hat."

Boots which distribute the weight perfectly to keep your feet from aching.

A pouch which allows you to pull money directly from your stash/account/whatever, but has a single advantage; you always pull out exact change for a transaction.

Pants which conform exactly to a shape necessary to make your behind look might fine.

A ball which instantly appears in your hand whenever you have the urge to hurl something at an annoyance.

A rug that slowly shifts anything on top of it to rearrange furniture and objects as you desire, without heavy lifting.

A sleeping bag that cannot get wet, cannot be punctured, and provides a comfortable rest wherever it is deployed.

A DVD that plays whatever you feel like; a comedy in a happy mood, action movie when you want explosions, etc, and only plays movies you have seen if you want it to.

A glove which, when pointed in a direction and accompanied by a phrase similar to "Look over there!", conjures a distracting image at the indicated area.

An earring that translates languages you hear. Doesn't let you speak it, but gives you the synopsis of what they said.

Glasses which catch the light in a dramatic fashion upon command.

A shirt that displays a new witty slogan every day.

A reading lamp which remembers the last page you were on.

A satin sheet which links the physical sensations of anyone touching it.

A folder that, when opened, displays an animal with an amusing facial expression and a caption of your choice.

A small stone which, when placed in your pocket, emits background music for whatever activity is taking place, which seems to come out of thin air.

A candy dish that bites the hand of anyone you don't like to prevent them from stealing any.

Levitation or flight.

>>7629902
So your ring is pretty much going to be your phylactery, right?

death note ring.
if i can get three people around me to agree that a person deserves to die, they do. i get to choose how.
default is the next available unfortunate circumstance, eg car accident, bad fall etc

>>7629586
That doesn't sound that good. would your vision of 10 seconds into the future be always active?
If it wasn't, how would you know when it would be most helpful?
If it was, then wouldn't you just basically walking around with a sort of weird lag issue?
I'd figure most of the 10 seconds would be wasted getting reoriented.

signet of the maid: this small signet hangs in your home, when activated unseen servants will tidy up the house, remove trash, wash dishes/clothes, and prepare a meal of your choice granted you have the ingredients.

>>7630566
your mom is not a magic item.

>>7630578
Sure? I wear your mum all the time and it feels magic to me.

A compass ring
Every time I tap it with 2 fingers I will instantly turn into the direction of whatever object or place I want to find.

A ring of random

Every time I use it I will gain one random ability for 1 hour. 1 use / 24 hours.
These abilitys range from being able to morph into grass, secrete butter from my pores for the entire hour without stopping, feeling cold even in the hottest places to invisibility and other useful skills

perfect bed: This bed looks like any other full sized bed complete frame, box spring, and mattress. This bed is always body temperature warm, the mattress itself stiffens and softens itself to ensure that mo matter what position you are laying it, you are comfortable, causing no strain on the neck or back, and eliminates awkward arm positions when spooning.

command word: "dulcis somnium" followed by a length of time instantly puts you to sleep for that length of time. this sleep isn't forced, and the same things that can wake you up normally will still be able to wake you up.

>>7630566
unseen servants only understand spanish

A bracer that would allow me to lift and throw huge goddamn stones...


and bomb flowers.

>>7630578
>>7630636
Why did I laugh at both of these?

leather trenchcoat of Manny things, and the ability to make more patches for it.

A pouch of bacon, every thirty four hours bacon appears in it.

I want a cloak and cape that makes me look mysterious and powerful when I walk around town dressed as a mage.

A small book, which, when you are thinking about something, opens to a random page and it has information about this thing.

A bag which, acts like a normal bag until somebody tries to steal from it. Then it bites that fucker's hand off and it disappears.

>>7630809
>Manny things

Like steroids?

>>7630993
I like where that's going. Like a Bardic Knowledge book?

>>7631125
Similar. Of course, it would have its limits. The knowledge would need to be something fairly widely known, so you can't ask for some girl's secrets or anything.

A pillow that, when slept upon, makes all dreams the sleeper has lucid.

A pillow that, when slept upon, allows the user to appear, fully lucid, in the dreams of others that contain the user. The user may elect not to enter a dream, and may leave the dream at any time.

>>7631155
Fair enough. Kind of a self searching google on crack then?

>>7631183
I suppose. There would also be a faint chance some of the information would be false.

A cupboard/fridge with any ingredient required for a recipe the user is trying to make. If too powerful, maybe just one with more storage space that stops spoilage.

>>7631202

So... Wikipedia?

>>7631202
only faint? So google but far more reliable.

>>7630396
>you always pull out exact change for a transaction.
Its called a credit card.

>>7631208
Fridge of Holding.

I can't believe this thread has gone on this long without a ring of change gender being mentioned. that being said

a ring that once a day can summon to you any object that is smaller than a TV, provided you knew exactly where it was.

a cupboard of infinite snacks, the snacks are not immensly filling and have no negative health effects.

a phone that when you flip open automatically calls the person you wanted it to, even if you didn't have their number. This can be used to call people who have died, as long as they owned a mobile phone in life.

Shoes that allowed you to run fast without looking like a massive tool (somehow)

Ring of Time Control.

Stopping, slowing, speeding up and reversing would be so useful for everything ever.

A set of glasses or contacts that let me see a little emoticon that best describes thier mood, above the heads of anyone I see.

A magical pair of traveling boots that allow you to get to any given destination exactly five minutes before you need to be there.

A ring that allows me to know where all my stuff is, like an IRL search feature. One day I'll find that sock that went missing.

>>7631252
Because as much as we'd love to be the little girl, we'd much rather have super powers.

You grandpas and your silly +4 CHA.
I want a ring that will allow me access to a random high speed Internet connection for a day (usable once per day). You'd just plug it in your ethernet port.

Boots that allow you to always land on your feet.

In addition, you don't have your skeleton destroyed after landing from a high fall, though

Tome of Portals: A scrapbook that allows you to teleport to any location that you have a picture of in it. Safeguards ensure that you appear in a safe location (not in anything or too high up, too bad if you have a picture taken on the trash vortex in the Pacific, though.)

Time Journal: Allows you to return to any time for which you wrote an entry on while it was happening as you were then with a strong, but not certain, recollection of how things happened from then until when you used it.

Ball of Bouncing: A ball that will never stop moving unless trapped.

Slinky of Slinking: Similar to the ball, only a slinky moving. Even along horizontals.

Awesome Suit: Bonus to charisma checks, no active powers.

Lighter Gloves: Emits flame from the tip of the thumbs.

Shoes of Many Styles: Shoes that can take the form of any style you have previously seen while you wear them. Appear as bland wooden clogs when not worn.

HUD Glasses: Causes the name and immediately relevant information such as their opinion of you to appear over the heads of people around you.

>>7631357
Way to submit without finishing my sentence
>though if you reach anything near terminal velocity, you will still incur great damage.

>>7631349
So basically a computer shaped like a piece of jewelry?

Most boring post so far.

>>7631292
Provided you leave more than five minutes before you need to be at your destination, no time travel.

A small glass/metal ball which appears on your person on command no matter where you last left it.

>>7631100

Dohohoho.

>>7631363
>Time Journal
Wow a diary? You want a fucking diary? Someone castrate this queer, he doesn't deserve his balls.

>>7631267
Do the emoticons let you know whether a girl will eventually sleep with you or not? Because that could save a lot of time that would have been wasted on dead ends.

>>7631418
Well yeah, the magic is supposed to be more space bend-y than time bend-y.

Time travel is boring.

Realizing that you're going to be late for your plane and consequently your business meeting in Thailand, so you just go for a short jog half an hour before hand?

Cool

>>7629523

I want a ring that fires turns me invisible and lets me shoot fireballs.

A pizza slicer that can cut nine slices from a single pizza, each an eighth of the pizza in size. Finally, non-euclidian geometry working FOR us.

Autostyling Bobbypin: When put in your hair, allows you to have any hair style you have seen before

Underwear of Subtlety: Causes any emissions or bodily waste to be magically transported into the nearest sewer, such that no one knows they ever happened.

Ironbones Bracer: Drastically increases your skeletal strength, preventing broken bones in all but the most dire of situations.

Hat of Freshness: No amount of sweating will cause you to stink or stain your clothes while wearing this magnificent hat.

Cockring of Infertility: Creates a magical barrier that is 100% protective against all penile threats while worn, from pregnancy to STIs.

Everlasting Socks: Never wear out.

Sunglasses of the Universe: Block out EVERYTHING you want blocked.

I know I'm going for very mundane things, but I'm practical.

>>7631363
>Time Journal: Allows you to return to any time for which you wrote an entry on while it was happening as you were then with a strong, but not certain, recollection of how things happened from then until when you used it.
Gonna have to say that's pretty gay, son. Let me fix it for you.

>Journal of Truths: From the point you first put pen to paper the Journal records, objectively and without bias, all events either occurring to you, witnessed by you, or described to you (regardless of the accuracy of the description) along with times and dates
Suddenly, I am a better detective than Sherlock Holmes.

>>7631507
I imagine they'd let you tell if she was horny or not.

But I don't think fortune telling is the intent.

>>7631487
3/10
Diaries are fucking useful. Imagine one that works as a time book-mark.

>>7631555
I'm >>7631487. Fuck that is pretty fucking awesome for a Journal. You get >>7631363's balls.

A rubbish receptacle that completely disposes of said rubbish, effectively dematerialising it. Living things will not be affected, only things that somehow, magically, are detected as rubbish.

>>7631555
Guy who posted that here, I have another possible edit.
You return to the last moment the pen touched the book in that entry, and all entries you made after that entry remain unchanged. You can swap out pages to dispose of non-relevant entries after changing history and can never move forward.

>>7631618
Time travel is too madhax in the first place, and the idea of just quicksaving your life and quickloading is silly, I am not maladjusted enough to want to redo my every regret.

I am sticking with my Journal of Truths idea.

A stone that, if added to a soup or stew or gravy, makes it perfectly seasoned.

A small snowglobe whose internal state reflects what the weather will be like at that location in six months.

A can of beer that never runs out, though once it's been open for a while it will be permanently flat and stale.

An incantation "mammary vel adepto sicco" which compels any woman who hears it to immediately reveal breasts. You don't have to be Sherlocks homeboy to figure out a causal link, so don't expect them to be happy about it.

A pencil that never runs out, so long as you use the eraser to remove as much writing as you make with the graphite.

A set of 3D glasses that make anything you watch on TV, whether it's a show, film or game, appear totally realistic, in fact you experience it as though you are one of the characters. To other people it looks as though you are just thoroughly engrossed in it, but you can still be dsitracted.

>>7631551
>Cockring of Infertility
Even better.

Barry White Album of Fecundity - While this album plays everyone who would otherwise have been remotely responsive to the idea of procreation becomes enthusiastic about it. In addition, any two people having vaginal intercourse while it plays are guaranteed to conceive, regardless of whether or not they use contraceptives, or one of them being sterile or barren.

If you want to be a dick, you let your friend borrow this when he says he's trying to get into his new girlfriend's pants.

A straw that allows you to breathe any gas or drink any liquid through it with no ill effect. They might not taste or smell very nice though.

An aviators badge that allows the wearer to survive a fall of any distance (and have increased melee range).

A quarter that will lands heads for yes and tails for no if any simple yes or no question is called out when it is in the air.

A pen that never runs out of ink, and can never be misplaced, in that it will always find its way back to within six feet of you within your sight when you are if you've happened to misplaced it or left it somewhere at work.

A pad of normal 8x5" by 11" paper that always has more paper no matter how much is used and torn from the pad, and the paper can be marked in any way that the user chooses when flipping to a new page.

>>7631652
>breast revealing spell
Not a trinket. That's just a mind controlling spell.

Also, what are you, twelve?

This entire thread is making me want to re-watch The Lost Room.

It's good and you should all feel good for posting.

Hm... items.

A pair of candles that share the same volume of wax; when one is lit and melts, the other gains volume, and vice-versa. If they are both lit at once, they burn green and increase the libido of anyone in the room.

A ring that summons any object stored on one's person to one's hand with a thought.

A pair of boots. The left one will always have 63 cents stuck to the bottom of it when the owner returns home after being out for at least one hour and walking at least one mile. The right one will always cause any soda vending machine to vend one container of soda of the desired flavor when kicked by said boot.

A pair of gloves that let you mold one type of vase with a ball of clay and a throwing wheel perfectly every time.

A harmonica that, when any three notes are played, will cause the next dog you see to perceive you as a friend.

A pen that creates an unforgeable signature.

A book that, when opened to a random page with your eyes closed, will cause whatever the first complete sentence on that page to happen. If it is dialogue, you and anyone else hear it spoken from somewhere. If it is an object, you now possess it. If it is a description of a person, that person appears for one hour, then vanishes.

>>7631721

It's effect is enough of a dud that it counts as a trinket. Plus, it's like nuclear weapons, it's not like I'd ever use it, I'd just like to have it.

>>7631680
>A quarter that will lands heads for yes and tails for no if any simple yes or no question is called out when it is in the air.

What happens if you ask if this toss will land on tails?

>>7631763

It lands randomly.

Pants of Perfect Comfort: The name says it all

Telescope of Farsight: allows you to see up to a quarter of the way around the world in any direction

Pocket Watch of Mortality: counts down the seconds, minutes, hours, days and years until your death

Universal Screwdriver: allows you to unscrew any screw no matter how stripped or how unusual

Bag of the Traveling Merchant: when you cross a border it converts any currency contained within into the currency used in whatever territory you just entered

>>7631763
by random chance, the coin will be knocked into your throat and you will choke to death.

>>7631761
Go back to F.A.T.A.L. with your shitty rape magic.

Wrench; it will fix any mechanical faults in a malfunctioning device with a few simple whacks.

a cup that always keeps your drink cold and can never spill.

a set of computer game controllers that will never get dirty, degrade in any way and will not pick up cheetoes dust when your little brother uses them

a package of pills (infinite) that allow you to stay awake for 2 days straight with no ill effects, but after they have worn off you will immeadiatly fall asleep deeply for 10 hours. You cannot be woken.

lipgloss that lets you speak any language fluently.

The Torc of Pure Concentration: Wearing this thing is like being on a heavy dose of Adderall that never runs out, but without the irritability and disrupted biorhythms. For as long as you wear it, you can focus totally and completely on whatever you set your mind to, and maintain that focus indefinitely. You're still clear-headed; you'll know when you have to pee, when you're falling over from exhaustion, when you injure yourself or someone yells at you that there's a fire and you need to get out. It would be dangerous to wear it while driving, though, and just plain foolish while going about ordinary chores, shopping, or socializing.

>>7631746
Most of those are awesome. I especially like the dog harmonica. Lord, would I ever have fun wandering around the neighborhood with that.

I am a little intimidated by the book, though. I mean, what if it's a sentence about demons coming through the baseboards, or a bullet lodging itself in your brain?

Earrings of Clarity: Allows the wearer to understand any words spoken in their native tongue, no matter how quiet, mumbled, garbled, or mangled and regardless of grammar or syntax

Scarf of Warmth: keeps the wearer comfortably warm in any conditions

Mug of Rejuvenation: causes any non-toxic liquid contained within to perfectly refresh the drinker, quenching any thirst and making them feel rejuvenated. Cures heat stroke and frostbite.

A shirt that makes you feel like you're in an air-conditioned room when it's hot and beside a fireplace when it's cold.

Cloth of Ink: Any pattern inked onto the cloth will be indelibly marked onto any surface it is placed on. This can include liquids, in which case it takes a logical reference frame and stays motionless on the surface relative to it. At any time the owner of the cloth may remove it by imagining it as a cloth and picking it up by the edge.

Hat of Thought: Allows the owner to read the surface thoughts of anyone who is wearing it.

Ring of Forgetfulness: While worn, the wearer will forget they ever knew you before putting it on. When taken off, their mind will reconcile any paradoxes this causes.

Pen of True Drawing: Any picture drawn with this pen will perfectly match the image held in the mind of the user.

Belt of Holding: This belt will always support any weight attached to it while worn and will automatically balance the load.

Even's Ever-Exploding Egg: This egg-shaped piece of glass continuously slowly explodes in a cloud of shards which emanate about an inch from the original form of the egg and then coalesce back into the undamaged egg. When held, it feels as if a glass egg keeps expanding and contracting.

Gloves of Reading: Concentrating on a book held while wearing these gloves will cause the information that would be retained from reading it to be added to your memory.

Wallet of Holding: Can hold any amount of metal or paper currency and plastic cards while remaining sleek.

I'd be fine with Draupnir.

If thats too complex, I dunno.. I'd say a cold-enchanted metal gold flask of never-ending water.. Or Pepsi, but the water would be better in emergencies.

>>7631357
This, coupled with the Ironbones Bracer from
>>7631551

I'd make a living out of doing ridiculous things to my bones in front of crowds. Or maybe I'd just troll my friends, or spend my time scaling dangerous heights just to say I'd done it. I guess it would also be useful if I were to become a military paratrooper.

>>7630140
It'd be incredibly easy right now, what with all those cash for gold people going door to door.

A deck of cards that always deals you a winning hand.

A sharp box cutter knife that can extend as far as you want it too, and never breaks.

>>7631929
>Pen of True Drawing:
>Gloves of Reading:

Oh geez, is it too late to change my item? Fuck, I want both.. Can I have both?

>>7631929
Ring of Forgetfulness, plus
>>7631661
Barry White Album of Fecundity

I'd have hundreds of bastard children all over the world. Fuck yeah!

Coat of Concealment: people around you pay you no mind and barely remember your presence if questioned later

Satchel of Perpetual Nourishment: always contains just enough food to keep you healthy and well-nourished and only refills when you need to eat again

Blade of Fae Severing: cuts through all materials save cold iron

Ring of self confidence: It makes you believe that you would succeed at every thing you would try to do, very dangerous.

>>7631963
Problem is that it doesn't wipe the memory when they take it off, so unless you have a lot of them and have a way to make sure they keep them on...

Everbook:

This book is blank for everyone expect its rightful owner, who can fill the artefact's pages with any other book's text as long as he know said book's titles.

Gempill Of Detal Health

This magical gemstone, when imbibed, meticulously cleans, whitens, and preserves the user's teeth, not needing to worry about cavities or bad mouth smell for the rest of his life.

Everpotion Of Freshness

Consuming a draft of this magical refilling potion equates for 8 hours of restful sleep.

>>7632008
*dental

>>7631988
>Blade of Fae Severing: cuts through all materials save cold iron
I should apologize for this one, it's pretty hax. I was trying to come up with an extremely useful knife and one which never dulled seemed trite and too obvious.

>>7631995
bah, you're right. Ah, well. Okay then, how about:

Ring of Selective Amnesia: Whoever wears this ring will retain no memory of the ring's owner from the period of time they were wearing it. When the ring is removed, it causes the wearer's mind to automatically resolve any paradoxes and/or inconsistencies resulting from this effect.

A ring of hand tool summoning

So when you really need that philips screwdriver it's always there
Often gets wrench sizes mixed up. Gets mildly upset when you inform it that you wanted a 19/32 and this is a 21/32 or something similar.

Amulet of believable bullshit

When someone asks you what something is, and you don't know, you will be able to make something up on the spot that will more than likely be believed

>>7629586
I can see that ring getting out of hand. You would essentially be forced to do whatever it is the ring shows you doing as if you didn't you would be making the future vision invalid. What will the ring show you? You freaking out at the inevitabilty of your future?

Amulet of the Faceless

-Allows the wearer to take on any form at will, with limits.

For example, you can go from being a scrawny girl to Steve Austin (pic related), but not Godzilla. Or a mouse.

>>7632027
What about:

Blade of True Cutting: This blade will always cut in the exact direction its wielder wishes it to.

Sweatband of exercise!
Improves muscle gain and fat loss every time you exercise!

Calorie burning belt

This belt is always seems just too small to get on and takes a great effort to do up. Inevitably after 5 minutes of trying, you will be able to get it on, and it will also burn lots of calories, probably helping you to get skinny you fat fuck. Often paired with the magical razor that will get rid off your fucking neckbeard.

>>7632071
>implying Steve Austin isn't a scrawny girl

yes, actually, I *am* a Kodiak bear.

Ring of Regeneration: Whenever you take this ring of, your current physical health is imprinted on it. When you put it back on, you spontaneously regenerate to your imprinted self.

It can only be worn on the ring finger of your right hand, and should not under any circumstances be used by different people.

>>7632110
That ring = eternal youth. Damn, that's a 5-dotter worthy of any Exalted campaign, right there... the fact that it will be off of the owner's finger most of the time makes it a suitably tempting target, too.

Jar Of Manifest Lust:

This jar hold a vicious pink goo of sorts which refills itself to fullness over the period of a day. The goo can create various toys from itself ranging from dildos to anal plugs, vacuum suction tubes, rotors, cocksheets, etc. of any shape or size. To create an item the owner must simply imagine it with the goo in hand.

:3

Glasses Of Lustful Vision:

These enchanted glasses lets the owner see past any person's clothing with ease. (Warning: No one said you'd like what you find.)

Boots Of Striding:

This pair of finely crafted boots are magically enchanted so that its owner never tires from walking.

Blanket Of Warmth:

This fine blanket is enchanted to keep those covered by it pleasurably warm, no matter how cold is it outside.

Earstones Of Melody:

This pair of small stones can recite music the owner ever heard. The stones need no recharging and comfortably fit the owner's ear.

The Motherland Glove.

Allows the wearer to instantly befriend any animal it touches for however long the wearer wishes.

Doesn't work on people.

>>7632158
>Except if they are drunk on vodka.

My little addendum if you don't mind.

>>7632110

Put in ring on girl, wear ring, become the little girl.

Hello, /tg/ fetish fuel.

Ring of the Swanton Bomb

this ring allows you to jump off of any height above 1 metre but still in the stratosphere and, without fail, swanton someone. This causes no damage to you, or the other person. You do not need to specify a target, you will just always land on someone. This ring activates automatically.

Headphones of the Sage: When worn, the headphones give cryptic advice that if properly interpreted is never wrong or completely useless.

File of Smoothness: Any surface carefully filed with this this tool for one minute per square inch will be nearly frictionless.

Jump Boots: Allows the wearer to jump an arbitrarily large distance or height. This force is applied to the soles of the feet, so trying to jump too high may cause the user to crumple under the instantaneous force.

Valium of the Overworked: When taken, the user will have a lucid dream in a perfect working environment for their field, with all books they have previously read available to be reread. Upon waking, the user will have perfect memory of the dream.

Hvorostovsky's Lozenge: Upon using this, the person who consumed the lozenge will have total control over their singing voice for two hours.

Trueseeing Crosshairs: Never miss again.

Trueseeing Ironsights: For the non-pussies among us.

Rings of Communal Thought: For a given set of rings, anyone who wears the ring have unlimited range telepathy with the other wearers.

Pants of the Playah: Causes any person you are sexually attracted to want to see you not wearing them. Sorry, I had to.

Ring of Undesirability: Temporarily the libido of any personal admirer who gazes upon the wearer.

Did someone say Motherland?

>>7632207
>Temporarily the libido of any personal admirer who gazes upon the wearer.

I accidentlyed the libido.

Extinguisher's flash light: It will provide a fair amount of light, but when you turn it on, it will extinguish any source of light in a one mile radius until it's turned off.

Keep in mind that this will only effect the sources, and not sun or moonlight.

Prismatic T-shirt: This shirt's colour will automatically match with anything that you wear.

Fanboy's shirt of indecisiveness: This shirt will always portray the wearer's favourite franchise.

>>7632225
The whole libido? That's bad.

A glove that will heat food held within that hand to the perfect temperature. "Microwave? I don't need no fucking microwave."
Also, archive this shit, please. I need to make a new loot table of awesomeness. "This loot sucks." "This loot is /tg/ approved." "Oh."

>>7632137
You're a pretty hedonistic trap

a ring that motivates me

>>7632207
Shit. Accidental meme is accidental.
*Temporarily kills the libido

>>7632229
>any source of light in a one mile radius
>not sun or moonlight

Because sunlight is a source of light and the Sun is within one miles of the Earth, amirite

Curzon's Conversational Cuff - While wearing this ear cuff, anything said to or by you in face-to-face conversation with another person will be indelibly etched into your memory. It will work in settings with more than one other person. It will not work on things people say to others, or things you say to yourself.

>>7632270
That would be the ring of the sage wolf. This piece of jewelry is emblazoned with the visage of a snarling wolf. When not worn, a burst of earth tone colors fills the center of the ring.

>>7632341

The All-knowing Cellphone: The phone allows you to call or text anyone you want, even if you only know them by face or name. It also gives a detailed caller-ID whenever you're called, including the name, a recent photograph and the current location of the caller.

The Attorney's Badge: Allows you to enter any court of law as a defense lawyer for any innocent client. Evidence to get a complete aquittal is always provided and no actual knowledge of the law is required. It also makes your hair spikey.

>>7632341
>Ring of Impetus; a polished iron ring adorned with a wolf's head with eyes of amber

The Shirt of Posture

Keeps the wearer's posture perfect without pain or discomfort.

>>7632286
That was what I was clarifying you idiot.

Ring of true speech: The wearer will always be able to get his point across to the person that he's talking to, no matter how poorly explained.

>>7632396
>The Attorney's Badge

but does it come with a Japanese voiceover option??

>>7632413
>fills wearer with undying drive and ambition

curse you /tg/, I need to sleep!

Belt of cartoon physics: when worn, makes everything in a 1 mile radius follow the laws of cartoon physics.

Moustache wax of Victorian: When applied, makes you and everyone you meet act like honest, upstanding people with impeccable taste, as long as it's in victorian style clothing. the effects are permenant

>>7632453
WAT

>>7632453
I do believe we've met, old bean!

Tourist's Ring - Allows you to speak and understand any language fluently, automatically translating to your language of choice. Accents will remain, and would be the equivalent of if the speaker took a few years in the language course of your choice.

Glasses of Revelation - While wearing these, one can see an "aura" around people, indicating hostility, friendliness, neutrality, etc with w/e color coding that feels most natural. It also gives a slight visual distortion around people that are lying.

Pendant of RNG - Once a day, for 1 action, if a certain amount of luck, no matter how unprobable, as long as you can visualize the events necessary to achieve it, you will succeed at one task. (i.e nothing like take over the world or mind control people, just small things like how a deck of cards will have to shuffle for you to win, how perfect you will have to land to survive, etc).

God, I wish this stuff existed...

+10 on bluff and +10 on sense motive
that is all

>>7632515
WANT.

Though does the Tourist Ring translate what YOU say as well?

>>7632536
>Allows you to speak and understand any language fluently
>speak

ITT: HAX.

If this shit existed, we would rule the world, fa/tg/uys!

Top Hat of Reasoning: Allows the wearer to solve any puzzle. Side effects include acting like a British gentleman and having extensive knowledge about all kinds of tea.

Belldram's Bumbershoot: When unfurled and held above the user's head, this enchanted umbrella causes extremely rapid hair growth from the neck up, at a rate of about one inch per two seconds. On women, only the hair on top of the head is affected. On men, a thick, full beard and moustache pattern will also grow out, even if the man is genetically predisposed to have little or no facial hair.

You could have, and try, any hairstyle you wanted, as many times as you wanted, facial hair included. Also (and no offense to the guy who made it because I think it's a cool item too): no bobby-pin to stick in your hair, so people with pattern baldness or buzz cuts can use it, too.

>>7632547
That's a side effect?

Bin of Disposal: By taking hold of this bin and saying 'curse this mess' the user will temporarily lose control of their actions, singlemindedly cleaning the room they are in. The bin knows what is and is not trash, anything of value will be placed in a proper location or be stacked in an obvious location to be taken elsewhere.

Goldie's Everliving Goldfish: Fucker ain't gonna die any time soon.

Net of the Lazy Fisherman: By placing the net in the water for two minutes while thinking of a type of fish, one fish of that type will be caught if it exists in that body of water within a short distance and it fits in the net.

The Grand Table: There is always one more seat available at this table.

Ring of Truth: While worn, the wearer can force any person to truthfully answer any question by asking while holding their arm.

Necklace of Titan's Voice: Allows the wearer to amplify their voice to up to 200 decibels.

Eyepiece of the Divine: Allows the wearer to see anywhere in the world.

Detective's Glasses: Highlights any pattern the wearer is looking for in a useful and understandable manner.

Lover's Seat: A chair with room for only one, but anyone that is sitting directly on the chair will never suffer any discomfort from weight placed on their lap.

Timepiece of Memory: While kept on or near the person of the owner, this timepiece will remind the owner of any events they find important and knows about with enough time to be ready.

Allan's Wrench: Instantly and perfectly fits any nut it is placed against.

Ring of Self-Realization: While worn, the wearer sees his or herself with perfect clarity.

>>7632541
Apologies. I want it though.

>>7632551
None taken.

Eyeshield of the Ever Waking - While asleep, time is stopped everywhere else in the world, only your body's natural functions continue. Thus, you would age around 30-40% faster than everyone else, but you would have so much more time while you used it.

>>7632545
I wouldn't, I'd be busy raping myself shitless in some hidden place enjoying endless hedonism.

>>7632561
>Ring of Truth

Oh god, the number of people I'd grab and ask "what do you think of me?"

;_;

>>7632598
You'd probably get "freak who is violently grabbing people, who I will soon call the cops on".

>>7632611
I wouldn't grab them violently, fool. And I mean my friends, coworkers, classmates, roommate, etc. Not just random strangers.

>>7632598
Why do that when the better effect would be the
Ring of Self-Realization?

>>7632588
Don't forget its counterpart, eyeshield of the everresting. While worn, the wearer is in a timeless and dreamless sleep from which they will emerge fully rested if worn for more than eight real hours. Someone else has to remove the eyeshield though, as the wearer cannot move.

>Necklace of Titan's Voice: Allows the wearer to amplify their voice to up to 200 decibels.

Would make raging so much more epic.

>Belldram's Bumbershoot: When unfurled and held above the user's head, this enchanted umbrella causes extremely rapid hair growth from the neck up, at a rate of about one inch per two seconds.

I'd only want the scalp hair bit; not a fan of beards.

A magical cast that doesn't start to stink of sweat and feet after a couple of weeks.

>>7632634
Ah, portable stasis. Now if only we could find a dying lover.

>>7632561
>The Grand Table: There is always one more seat available at this table.
I'm gonna fill this fucking table if it kills me. I hate having an extra seat.

Weeaboo's Ring of Delusion: Makes the real world look like an anime to the wearer. It doesn't affect people's behaviour though.

Sweater of Misplacement: This red- and white striped sweater makes it very hard for anyone to find it's wearer.

>>7632676

>>7632676
>Weeaboo's Ring of Delusion: Makes the real world look like an anime to the wearer. It doesn't affect people's behaviour though.

This would be awesome to have just because seeing what people/the world would look like through an anime filter would be pretty neat.

Choker of Persuasion - Allows the wearer to easily convince the person he is speaking to that they should do what he asks or suggests. The power will only work for relatively minor requests; it has no effect on requests such as "marry me," "kill yourself," "have sex with me," etc. It will work for requests such as "please leave," "meet me tomorrow at noon," "go apologize for what you did," etc.

Ring of Fat's Bane - When worn, the ring will begin burning calories equivalent to strenuous cardio work, without any of the other harsher effects on muscle tissue, joints, etc.

>>7632643
Well of course all you'd have to do is shave it off :D

>>7632717
Combine it with the pen of true drawing to impress people.

>>7632722
Note: This artifact affects the wearer's voice directly, and so it is quite effective over phone lines and VoIP, regardless of distance.

>>7632717
>TophRapesEveryone.jpg

Helm of the Mountain-Shaker: the wearer's yells can topple trees, cause avalanches, crumble stone and knock people and objects flying in direct proportion to the intensity of the wearer's fervor

Cowl of the Mouse: allows the wearer to escape through any crowd without injury or detection, regardless of the actions taking place around him

>>7632628
because the Ring of Self-realization will not tell me how much of a crush various people may or may not have on me.

The Cupholder of Impeccable Temperature: A cupholder, with a picture of the owners chosing, that can hold any cup, glass or bottle and heat or chill it to the exact temperature of the owners wish. The owner doesn't need to specify exactly how hot or cold it needs to be, the cupholder will know what its owner thinks of as a perfect warmth for a cup of tea or how cold the beer needs to be, to be perfectly chilled.

Monocle of the Perfect Gentleman: while wearing this monocle you always know how to act or what to say to be a true gentleman. People will not find it strange you are wearing a monocle. Side effects may include a sudden wish to wear tophats, use pocket watches and call friends 'chaps'.

>>7632644
Eeeew

>>7632766
>Helm of the Mountain-Shaker

So it turns you into a completely ordinary, run-of-the-mill Viking?

Rock of Rocky Rockiness: This rock embodies the very epitome of mineral-based substances. By concentrating on the rock of rocky rockiness anyone touching it may cause it to change into any other type of rock, in so doing it will change volume to match the density of the new type of rock. The rock of rocky rockiness always weighs exactly one half of a kilogram and can never be damaged or inflict damage.

Liquid of fuck naming it, I'm tired: Same as the rock of rocky rockiness, but for any liquid. It can drown people, though.

Hedonist's Delight: A powder which imbues any object it is sprinkled upon to exemplify ultimate pleasure in the task it performs. A chair becomes the most comfortable chair, etc. The magical effects of this powder is addictive, and eventually a user who is overexposed will find using items not endowed with its magic painful to use.

Ring of the Yesman: The ring of the yesman must be put on willingly. If the wearer is of weak will, it causes them to become a shell of their former self incapable of emotional growth. The wearer will agree with any decision made by the person who gave it to them and obey any orders not against their nature. Upon removal of the ring the former wearer will retain full memory of what they did and return to the exact emotional state they were in when putting on the ring.

Hero's Axe: A powerful bardic artifact which allows the user to play any song they have heard with perfect accuracy.

Thumbdrive of Holding: No limit on storage.

All-Locking Key: This key fits any lock, but can only secure locks; never unlock.

>>7632735
It would take a fucking hedge trimmer when I'm done; I want my hair up to my hips.

If I can will it to prevent beard growth, WIN.

Earrings of Ephemeral Jams - While wearing this ring, you will play a single, incredible hit song while playing an instrument. However, listeners will not recall how to play the song, how it even sounded like, just that it was the most incredible song they ever heard. Any attempts to capture the song on a recording device will result in static, and possibly broken machinery.

>>7632814
Ah, come on, it wouldn't take THAT long. You could just do a 5-minute hack job with barber's shears and then shave the remainder normally.

>>7632785
I want that monocle.

>>7632819
Reminds me of that Jack Black song, Greatest Song in the World

>>7632766
>Cowl of the Mouse
I think this might be one of the best items in this whole thread.

Hero's Axe: I want it.

>>7632883
Agreed, but even at the top tier it still has plenty of company. A lot of these items are cool, flavorful, and useful without seeming power-trip-ish.

>>7631792
that, or shoes/boots that do the same with a swift kick, leaving no damage, no matter how delicate the broken object was.

The funky rings from that one Narnia book.

Ring of Recollection: Allows you to recall anything that you've seen or heard in your life.

Quick Draw Revolver: You always draw this revolver faster than your opponent.

Black Leather Gloves of something: The wearer will never be hit by a bullet. The Gloves shouldn't be combined with any large golden necklaces because it could diminish the effect. The wearer still wouldn't ever be shot lethally though.

I really want that Necklace of Titan's Voice.

Never will I have to come up with a witty response to end an argument. Just a simple WRAAAAAAAAAAAA will do.

Dusting Mice - A humble wooden box about six inches on each side that contains a dozen magical mice. When released, the mice spread out into whatever enclosed space the box is in. Each mouse is faintly translucent, weighs no more than a human hair, and has perfect balance. Everywhere they touch is cleaned of all dust, dirt, and any other small particles. If stepped on or crushed, a mouse will turn into a puff of dust and then reform a second later. When the mice are finished, they automatically return to the box.

>>7632930
Okay, with that and the cowl I'm half way to being a master criminal. By doing almost nothing.

>>7632957
Don't forget the Cloak of Concealment.

You're not invisible, just unnoticeable. Like the TARDIS.

Orb of Clear Sight - Protects the bearer from all forms of magical interference with his or her thoughts, emotions, or perceptions.

Figured we ought to have a silver bullet for all these manipulation devices...

Seashell of Surveillance: Allows you to hear not only the sea, but anything that happens in the place of your choice. Just the knowledge about that place existing is enough to target it with the shell.

>>7632930
Would combining the gloves with a golden necklace allow one to take an infinite number of bullet wounds without dying?

May's Necklace: Increase your charisma relating to any attempt to sell a product or service.

Fork of Wrath: Anyone who picks up this fork is instantly overcome with rage. This rage will immediately go away as soon as the fork is dropped, but the user will not think to do so naturally.

Spoon of Envy: The holder of this spoon will have a fit of jealousy over something they are currently perceiving; whether it be sight, sound, smell, touch, or taste.

Mirror of Pride: Without outside interference, anyone who sees themselves in this mirror will continuously preen and pose in front of this mirror.

Pillow of Sloth: Until removed from this pillow, anyone who rests their head upon it will be forever drowsy and unmotivated.

Collar of Lust: While worn, the user will have an unlimited libido and endless energy. However, the wearer will over time have more and more of their focus turned to sex and eventually lose all self-control.

Plate of Gluttony: Any food eaten from this plate will nourish the user without causing them to become full.

Purse of Greed: There will always be money in this purse, however every piece of currency pulled out of it will cause the one who pulls it out to be cursed. This curse is relative to the amount of money removed a the time, and will stack with previous similar curses. As the curse worsens, the user feels that only they deserve wealth and will try to acquire all the money they can. The final stages cause the user to turn into a dragon, you decide how that happens.

Ring of eternal youth: ironically this rings actually speeds up your aging by a factor of 2.

Glasses of darkness: Works just like sunglasses but makes dark places brighter for the wearer. Only works when used in conjunction with the Ring of eternal youth.

Necklace of luminescence: Works like sunglasses only that you wear it around your neck. Is only active when Glasses of darkness is activated.

Socks of running: Increases your running and walking speed by a factor of 2. Can only be used if Necklace of luminescence is activated.

Sneakers of heavy stepps: Reduces your runningspeed by half. Can only be used when Socks of running is activated.

Earring of aging: Ironically this item slows down the aging process by half. Can only be used when
Sneakers of heavy stepps are activated.

>>7633039
Naw, shooting at them would usually miss I would guess.

>>7633039
It would create a feedback loop of magical energy that will cause Great Cthulhu to finally awaken and begin to devour the Earth. Don't worry, though: it will also anger Cthulhu immensely, causing you to be among the lucky first few to be devoured.

>>7633076
So you can wear all of them to have nothing happen at all?

>>7633076
>Ring of eternal youth: ironically this rings actually speeds up your aging by a factor of 2.
Can only be used when Earring of aging is active

forgot to add that.

>>7632990
God damn it, I made both of them, as well as a bunch of other roguish tools in this thread.
>Boots that allow you to always land on your feet.
>A small glass/metal ball which appears on your person on command no matter where you last left it.
>Journal of Truth
>>7631776
>>7631886
>>7631988

I should stop being so criminally-oriented.

>>7633076
These are fucking terrible.

>>7633064
Isn't this thread about trinket's we'd "like to use in everyday life?" You must have a fucked-up life.

>>7632930
Similar idea to the Ring of Recollection, the Ring of Continued Thought: Allows the wearer to recollect anything that has been seen or heard by anyone while wearing the ring.

>>7633115
Oops, off topic'd there. May's Necklace still fits, though.

The Tome of Incredible Tales: This leather bound book always contains a new story for you to read. It may be a completely new story or a version of a story you've read before but with new twists. You never know what genre it will be, but you will always be pleasantly surprised.

Travelling Schedule of Flawless Timing: This simple schedule will tell you exactly when to prepare and leave to catch you bus, train or flight exactly on time. It doens't follow the set schedule for you mode of transportation but rather knows when it will arive so you'll never be waiting for or just missing your ride anymore. May be successfully combined with the following artefact.

Ticket of Eternal Travel: This ticket will let you travel anywhere and at any time with public transport. Only works with busses, trams, subways or trains, aeroplanes aren't public transport after all.

>>7633085
That is way less awesome.

It would be so bitchin' to pull a modern day Boromir.

>>7633106
No, it's a good thing.

>>7633136
The Tome of Incredible Tales - Allows the owner to forge a totally false, but nonetheless profitable, career as a professional writer.

>>7632440
ring of fuck-sleep-I'm-on-the-internet-and-this-is-important!:
does what it says, no bad side effects.

I cant be the only one to think of how infinitely useful psychic paper and a sonic screwdriver would be, am I?

Isolating Incense - A small metal bottle with a stopper. When the stopper is removed, a faint but pleasant scent fills whatever room it is opened in. While the scent persists, whoever is in that room will be completely ignored and forgotten about by the outside world. The scent lasts about one hour, and takes 23 hours to fully recharge.

Fake eyebrows of kenshiro: When worn, instantly makes the user a master of hokuto shinken, but makes you gain a high pitched voice when you're throwing punches

>>7633215
Because the Screwdriver is a plot device. It magically does EVERYTHING that's not deadlocked.

Psychic Paper might be too hax for this thread.

Blinking Rings: The rings allow you to travel anywhere that you can see by tapping them against each other. WARNING: Do not use them while looking at the moon (shamelessly stolen from a short story in the Dutch magazine Pure Fantasy).

Copycat's Calling Card: This paper calling card has the effect of the nearest other magic item written on it. Buy putting the calling card in your wallet you can activate that effect. Whenever another magic item becomes the nearest item, the card is automatically placed out of your wallet and in one of your pockets.

Glasses of Kamina: allow you to succeed at anything no matter how fucking impossible the odds, so long as you completely and absolutely believe in you who believes in yourself. The wearer is unaware of this effect, and the glasses give no bonuses to believing.

had to be something Gurren related here.

>>7633260
Combine with ring of self-confidence for god mode.

Coat of Shadows: Causes the wearer to blend into any dark area. The effectiveness of the coat increases with darkness, the silhouette becoming completely unnoticeable.

Sneakers: Even the heaviest step is masked by the magic of this artifact.

Breath Mint of Drowziness: Temporarily gives the user breath that will knock out anyone who smells it.

Toaster of the Damned: Always toasts goods placed in it to perfection.

OARS OF REVOLUTION - Whoever makes a rowing motion (twice) with the OARS OF REVOLUTION automatically gains the ability to do impossible things, see invisible things, break unbreakable things, and fight against any great power.

>>7633255
Do you have to see it personally, or can you look at an image and be there instantly?

>>7633332
You have to see it personally.

>>7633331
Ach, I forgot that it also lets you touch untouchable things.

I am stealing several of these items for my next campaign.

Mundane magic item tables, here I come.

>>7632766
Cowl of the Moose: allows the wearer to escape through any crowd without injury by barging through it with his giant antlers and ridiculous momentum, regardless of the actions taking place around him.

sorry, thought you said moose at first.

Ring of Equality: All persons appear exactly the same to the wearer. The wearer is still able to tell who is who.

>>7633346
Oh well. Luckily I live on a hill overlooking the city. :)

>>7633248

>>7633388
I laughed heartily and had a fond remembrance of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

>>7633393
With my luck they'd all look like Larry Niven.

>>7633379
Which ones, if it's no trouble? I want to see if you're using any of mine :3

Flaming Cane of Something: Allows you to recognize any disease or injury. Side effects include limping.

Adapter of Something: Can be plugged in any electrical socket and used to charge any electrical appliance.

>>7633465
Gregory's Flaming Cane, obviously.

>>7633436
I am cherry-picking the most practical in my setting, modifying and renaming them to fit in fluff-wise and then drawing up a table.

But all I'm doing right now is saving a copy of the thread and going to bed, because I am tired and have a friend's birthday to attend later today.

If you quoted all of your posts I could tell you if I felt they would be used before I head off.

The Hat of Many: This hat absorbs the personality (their very being, their soul, you guys know what I mean) of whoever wears it. The strongest personality that has been absorbed by the hat is in control of the wearer. Other personalities remain dormant in the hat, but can be awakened (mostly temporary, but sometimes permanent) by events witnessed by the wearer (like the wearer about to hurt one of their loved ones).

>>7633484
okay, these were mine:

>>7633235
>>7633016
>>7632946
>>7632722
>>7632551
>>7632288
>>7632077
>>7632050
>>7631811

>>7633534
About half of them made my initial list.

The mice, persuasion choker, your much more sensible modification to my stupid knife, and the amnesia ring were on the "do not pass go" list.

>>7633575
cool, thanks!

...i liked the mice :\

Bag of doubling: Showing someone this bag causes them to do a double-take

>>7633593
ditto

>>7633593
I did too, but they really don't fit with my setting. Castes are important and magically doing low caste labor negates the need for a lower caste.

Pandora's Puzzlebox: Any picture put in this box will be converted into a puzzle of a desired difficulty. Returning all the pieces to the box will allow the picture to return to normal.

Fallacious Memento: Anyone who touches this object will immediately remember it to have unique personal nostalgic value. This may be anywhere from a vague recollection to juxtapositioning it as a beloved childhood toy.

Gift Box of the Delayed Giver: By placing money in the gift box, the ideal gift for the intended recipient will appear when the box is closed and reopened worth the amount placed within it. The user will then have a geass placed upon them to track down this item, at which point they will place it in the box and get their money back.

Fetish Ring: Allows the user to live out impossible sexual fantasies without lasting physical harm to any participant.

>>7633622
that makes sense.

Possessed Piece of Paper: Allows the user to control the paper as long as it's folded into a crane, a boat, an air plane, etcetera.

Tin Foil Hat of Recognition: all obscure (internet) references made by the wearer will be understood by anyone who hears them. They also will look fucking ridiculous in it.

side effects include being pitied/mocked, but finally understood.

>>7633625
>Pandora's Puzzlebox: Any picture put in this box will be converted into a puzzle of a desired difficulty. Returning all the pieces to the box will allow the picture to return to normal.

Oh fuck, that just gave me an idea.
>You happen upon a puzzle in the temple
*pull out fairly uncomplicated jigsaw puzzle*
>You have ten rounds to solve it
*open box, dump contents onto table*
>GO

>Gift Box of the Delayed Giver: By placing money in the gift box, the ideal gift for the intended recipient will appear when the box is closed and reopened worth the amount placed within it. The user will then have a geass placed upon them to track down this item, at which point they will place it in the box and get their money back.

So you have to replace anything you get from it with an exact copy of that object? That could be troublesome.

>>7633625
>>7633305
>>7632805
>>7632561
>>7632207
>>7631929
>>7631551
>>7631363

All mine. A bit all over the place, and I think I got better over the course of the thread.

>>7633671
Actually it works by getting you to buy it, and then it just finagles with time.

>>7633708
oh ho, I see what you did there, very nice!

The Key to the Manor: This ornate key, when placed into any vaguely key-sized hole, will open a door to a persistent Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. There are always enough rooms to comfortably hold another person. Time spent in the Mansion passes at the same rate as time outside, although no occupant of the Mansion ages any further. The one exception is a room near the entrance.
Whenever the door to this room is closed, time passes at a greatly accelerated rate inside the room as compared to outside. Great for finishing up anything that you wouldn't normally have time for, such as catching the 8 hours of sleep you missed, or finishing up that great book before work, at the cost of draining that much more time from your life. To any outside observer, anyone using this room will enter, close the door, then immediately re-open the door having aged by whatever duration they chose to stay inside.
This key has a mysterious tendency to become an heirloom object, and any current owner always seems to find a key-sized hole near the end of their life that they use, then leave the key in for the next generation. The Mansion is always big enough that disagreeable occupants never trouble others.

>>7633752
Can you return from the mansion without the key?

>>7633783
The owner always takes the key with them into the Mansion, except at the end of their life when they just somehow seem to forget it

Keyboard of Imprinting: When you fall asleep on this enchanted keyboard you are put into a dream during which you continue to work at your computer all night without realizing you had fallen asleep. It will seem like eight hours passes, then you awaken, with all your work psychically imprinted onto the computer.

You will be fully rested, and wont question how you got all that work done, but you will have a keyboard face tattoo for the rest of the day.

>>7633811
But I assume they can take people with them. And where do they end up when they leave the mansion?

>>7633874
In your pants

>>7633874
Any occupant of the Mansion has the option of leaving via the front door, which opens to the last place the key is used, or leaving via any of the uncountable number of side doors, which exit to all the places the key has previously been used. If the location that a door opens to is hazardous (eg on fire, under water, buried, currently being shot at, etc) then the doorknob is uncomfortable to the touch, but will still open. Any door opened into a hazardous environment never disrupts the rest of the Mansion with that environment; hazardous side-doors tend to be in their own rooms/alcoves that contain the hazard.
Because aging resumes when one leaves the Mansion, those who entered at the end of their life have no real desire to leave, instead preferring to stay and socialize with their other ancestors.

>>7633752
useful!

>>7633965
I want that house

ok, since we seem to be fading, thought I'd let you know, this is now archived.

>>7633977
>>7633982
Yeah, basic premise is just this kind of place to hang out away from the stress & hectic pace of life. Anyone that's been there always thinks back fondly on it, and rather than just die at the end of their life, tends to end up in the Mansion. Thus it's a great place to hang out with your ancestors & get sage advice, with that one room for you to pop into to finish any project you didn't have enough normal time for. Oh, and I can't help but imagine everyone in Victorian English garb & mannerisms, sipping tea and carrying on wonderfully meaningless conversations...

>>7634040
Wait I forget, are there maids, butlers, food and stuff like that included in that spell? Or would the mansion just *poof* fetch you tea?

>>7633465
>>7633483
limping and a snarky attitude? cant have house with out the house.

>>7634147
Pretty sure the spell M's Mansion comes with a bunch of Unseen Servants.
PHB pg 256:
The place is furnished and contains sufficient food-
stuffs to serve a nine-course banquet to a dozen people per caster level. A staff of near-transparent servants (as many as two per caster level), liveried and obedient, wait upon all who enter. The servants
function as unseen servant spells except that they are visible and can go anywhere in the mansion.
Since the place can be entered only through its special portal, outside conditions do not affect the mansion, nor do conditions inside it pass to the plane
beyond.

Shelf of Order: a magical shelf that can grow ethereal arms to automatically sort anything put on in the most convenient order - alphabetically for the books, the games by console, and so on.

>Necklace of Titan's Voice: Allows the wearer to amplify their voice to up to 200 decibels.

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