shove a horse up my vagina then go to sleep

find a small village to terrorize with my giant vagina.

Obviously since I have no frame of reference I will immediately assume that I have become the little girl.

So I will probably dance and sing with joy at all my dreams coming true.

Which, since Frost Giants live in Jotunheim, will cause an avalanche.

I frustrated at these fucking hypothetical threads.

I eat a nigger.

Is the vagina of a frost giant cold?

Shove a tiny village up my vagina and terrorize a horse.

Get frustrated at hypothetical threads with my giant horse-filled vagina.

I mourn for /tg/ that its another fucking quest thread.

>>7648095
Scratch what I said before: I now get a heated dildo.

Then I go terrorize a halfling village with my giant vagina.

Query: how do I know that I have become a giant?
Why wouldn't I just assume that I have become a normal girl until I arrive somewhere where normal-sized people are?
And why wouldn't I assume that the normal-sized people are in fact halflings or gnomes or Keebler Elves or such?

>You were originally a normal human male

I was? B-but I didn't feel male...

>>7648131

Feel between your legs instead of in your heart next time, trap.

>>7648122

I figure you'd realize it once you find you stand as tall as a tree.

I am on a rocky steppe.
The first order of business is to find food and water.
The next order of business is to try to contact other people.
Finding shelter is something I will have to resort to if I can't find people; there was no mention of inclement weather, but rocky steppes are infamous for fast changing weather patterns.

>>7648166

Trees don't grow very tall on rocky steppes.
Most places that I've been that could be called "rocky steppes," the largest trees have been just a little over head height.

First thing first is a quick inventory of my resources.
Do I have clothing? What about weapons? Food? Water?
Next is a quick check of my surroundings. Is there nearby civilization? Is there woodland nearby? Any obvious threats?
Depending on the answers, my next actions could vary wildly. Short time my goals would focus on establishing shelter and food source. I'm going to be pretty happy to be a giant, and probably not that put out to be a woman. I'd be more upset if I'm no longer on modern earth and have to start the industrial revolution by hand. Though, that could be lot of fun.

>>7648166
taller than a tree?

you'd probably be able to tell just from your size relative to the rocks. The boulder to pebble ratio won't be any different just because you're huge.

>>7648212
>hand-starting the industrial revolution
>could be fun

>textile mills could be fun

Your definition of fun is radically different from the average human being's.
That's, like, Dwarf Fortress to the tenth level, with all the flaws and none of the entertainment value.

>>7648184
Stop being logical, this is 4chan.

The same thing I'd do if I was transformed into any kind of female humanoid.

Find vagina, touch vagina, never stop touching vagina, die of thirst.

fight white dragons
Frost giants are their natural enemies you know

>>7648300
You mean mate with.

>>7648044

Dance. Then go adventuring.

Make a skirt of shields. Because that pic is AWESOME!

Find a town.
Find it's tavern.
Drink heavily.
HEAVILY.

>>7648044

Check to see if I am adequately clothed. Then observe my surroundings.

Why is /tg/ so obsessed with unbirth?

>>7648437

...what the fuck is "unbirth"?

Acquire shoulder-imp to read maps.

>>7648443
The answer is:
>>7648071
>>7648096

>>7648443
The baby (or anyone really) goes back in the vagina.

And stays there.

Move to the far North, as close to the North Pole as possible, where is built foul Angband, the cold stronghold fastness of Melkor the Elder King, Lord of all Arda, Who Was Before the World and Made It. If the Siege of Angband is still in effect, make a pact with it's lords and pass to Morgoth's realm, if the Siege has been destroyed then simply move on to Angband proper and lay waste to it's defenses. Depose the Elder King and seize his Iron Crown, proclaiming myself the one true God of Middle Earth. Scatter the Orcs, I have no use for such, but hold fast to the Thrall Noldor whom Morgoth enslaved to his might, as their obedience will prove most useful. Set them again to work in the forges and foundries of Angband, working the Hells of Iron to make all such items as I should find desireable or needful. Once a year, set forth from cold Angband to the rest of the lands of Middle-Earth, bearing my elf-forged weapons, armors and other items to give as gifts to those who show themselves to be good and loyal subjects to the Iron Throne.

Pic related.

>>7648480
You win

...Enhanced my INT stat
Become Wizard...

I would go on a killing spree

and then drink a lot

>>7648480

...good job.

>>7648480

Well played Anon. well played

Check my inventory for a guitar.

If I do not have a guitar, fashion one out of whatever material comes to hand.

i forge the largest suit of armour EVER.

fuck tons of mortal men and give birth to more half-giants than any other source in the history of the world, cementing my place in local folklore if not history

>>7648658
...oh fuck, that is an awesome image.

>>7648258
Textile Mills would be all kinds of fun if I was the person that owned the mills. I'd be a fucking giant, no way I could sew anything human sized with any level of detail and efficiency.
But I was thinking more of the power of steam and electricity. Railways, Telegram, blast furnace steel, moving up to powered flight. Once you get the ball rolling, technology will start advancing on it's own.

>>7648658

Is that guy having a guitar battle with a giant chick?

...And winning?

>>7648044
Oh, my! How tall am I? I've never liked being tall, but becoming a woman is a huge improvement for me.

Perhaps I should just embrace my increased height. Now more than ever before I can defend those who have no one left to turn to.

I don the skirt made from shields and be all the giantess I can be. Is that a small farming community under attack by cowardly bandits I see? I shout to make my presence known.

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

>>7649198
Welcome to Macross. Where mankind is saved, yet again, by an awful popsong.

You're doing it wrong. /tg/ wants to be a tiny elf girl, not a frost giant woman.

>>7650722
I think you mean halfling.

At any rate, definitely not an elf.

>>7650722
I would have a sad to be deprived of a penis.

>>7650749

>>7648095

I don't know but I've been told,
Frost giant pussy is mighty cold!

>>7650590 Oh, my! How tall am I?

d20SRD defines Frost Giants as "large" creatures, with "large" being 8-16 feet in height or length. In specific, the average male frost giant is defined as 15 feet tall with females "slightly" shorter. So around 14 feet tall, I guess.

>>7650772
FUCK I HAVE NO PENIS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>7650787
Tall enough to be a defender of mankind.

...or elfkind.

...or dwarfkind.

...or halflingkind.

>>7650789
Tell me this has a source.

rolled 1, 4, 3 = 8

You awake on a rocky steppe. You have become transformed into a female frost giant. You have no magical powers beyond those of a baseline frost giant. You were originally a normal human male from modern-day earth surfing 4chan.

Inventory:
Patchwork Armor Skirt
Patchwork Armor Shinguards
Patchwork Armor Armguards
Canvas Bra
Giant Steel Battleaxe
Giant Steel Shortsword
Ogre Leg (snack)
Water Cask (1/3 full)
Misc. Small (to you) Items

>Action?

>>7651271
>Action?
Pick a random direction and start walking.

>>7648658
DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE EXPLOSION ONCE AGAIN!

rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

>>7651402
You begin walking downhill. You see nothing but rocks and small shrubs, with not even a single animal in between. You take one last glance over your shoulder before stepping across a small stream, and see the same blasted landscape extending in all directions. Wherever you are, you're far, far away from anything you've ever known.

There are fog-shrouded mountains at the edge of the horizon to your left. It is early morning, but the chilled air does not bother you. You are standing just past a stream flowing to your right. There is no sign of civilization that you can see.

>Action?

>>7651465
Pick up a large rock and throw it as as I can.

>>7651465
follow the flow of the stream - that almost-always leads to civilization.

rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

>>7651603
You reach down, scooping up a large boulder and handling it deftly. It might as well be a tiny pebble for all that its weight affects you. You heft it back, and lob it as far as you can. As the rolling stone bounces over the hard ground, it smashes through several bushes and a small tree, before finally coming to rest against the face of a hill. You feel satisfied with your strength. Perhaps you could seige a town by yourself, if you had enough rocks.

>>7651612
You reason that the stream should lead, sooner or later, to whatever primitive hives of scum and villany pass for civilization in this world. Covering ground easily with your large stride, you set off, following the stream.

>Action/Timeskip?

>>7651684
Timeskip, I guess. Nothing much to do here.

rolled 6, 4, 6 = 16

>>7651887
Several days pass. Your cask, refilled many times from the stream, is full again, with clear, cool, untainted water. The meager food stores you had are long gone, and the only thing you've had to eat since the first night was a beaver you slayed with a small stone. You're quite hungry, but you press on, driven by the hope of finding even the slightest bit of companionship.

It is dusk. You see a tiny light far in the distance, up a story or two off the ground. It's most likely a watchtower. At the very edge of your vision, you see the sort of trees that occupy northern forests. You're almost clear of the steppes.

Inventory Change:
Ogre Leg eaten.
Water Cask filled to 3/3.

>Action?

HUNT HUNT anyting

rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

>>7652106
Unfortunately, there is nothing to hunt here, though you would probably have better luck inside the forest ahead of you.

Go towards the forest, but don't lose sight of the light.

rolled 2, 5, 2 = 9

>>7652269
Excited at the prospect of finding something to eat after your long trek, you make for the forest, keeping your eyes on the light in front of you. As you inch closer, you begin to make out the detail of the structure holding the flickering point. Close-fitting, worked stone. An inscription in a language you can't recognize at this distance. Arrow slits. It is most definitely a watchtower, though you have no way of knowing who's in it, and whether or not they'll shoot you on sight.

>Continue Moving/Action?

See about getting back to being normal... ish...

Someone clearly makes cursed armor. I need a cursed ring of sex change and then something to shrink me down to a manageable size. I can deal with being made of cold.

Continue moving, while trying to be as stealthy as a giantess can be.

rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8

>>7652350
You make a mental note to see about obtaining some wizardly assistance. Not that being a Frost Giantess is all that bad and all, but you preferred being, well, normal.

>>7652354
You stoop to the ground, trying to get as much of your body as possible below the level of the light. You continue on, stepping lightly, grateful that your present form, though weighing over a ton, can be quiet when it needs to be. On the path you've chosen, you'll pass less than fifty feet from the tower, so the likelihood you'll be detected is somewhat high. As the distance decreases steadily, you make out some of the words set into the curved wall of the tower. Somehow, you can read them.

"Border ... Lord and ... allowed"

Suddenly, the light flares, and you are bathed in a bright orange glow.

Roll 1d20. High is good.

rolled 13 = 13

>>7652439

rolled 4, 4, 1 = 9

>>7652476
>13
Not bad.

A long arrow streaks out of one of the tower's slits, striking one of the small shields covering your flank. Thankfully, it doesn't penetrate. You hear a booming voice from the top of the tower, though you can't see its owner.

"GIANT. IN THE NAME OF LORD OLAN, I ORDER YOU TO DEPART. YOU WILL NOT BE WARNED AGAIN."

There are enough boulders around to do some serious damage to the tower, though you doubt you can fell it if it's magically strengthened. You'll probably be hit more than once if you attempt to attack, but unless the aim of their archers is exceptional, you shouldn't be seriously injured.

Several more lights flare up around you. There is a perimeter of towers, and if you expect to continue to the forest, you'll either have to go past them or around them. You're too hungry to give much thought to going back the way you came.

>Action?

>>7648480
....dude. AWESOME.

rolled 15 = 15

>>7652553
Continue towards the forest, but stay out of the towers' sight.

>>7652652
Uh, ignore that roll.

Unfold skirt of shields, hide behind it and rush into the tower. "Into" being machine code for break it down with your body mass.

rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>7652652
You look back towards the forest, and try to take a path that will hide you from the tower's light. Unfortunately, that leaves the problem of escaping the tower that currently has you in its sight. Five more arrows are fired at you.

>15

Three whiz right by you, one strikes another skirt shield, and one grazes your knee. A thin trickle of bluish blood is running down your leg, but you barely feel it.

"DID YOU HEAR ME, GIANT? REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS LAND."

>>7652712
You quickly unbuckle your shield skirt and duck, holding it up in front of you as you rush the tower. What you imagine is a great rain of steel points falls upon you, breaking against the looted shields as you bound over the earth. A great shout, accompanied by dozens of muffled curses, greets you as you slam the full weight of your fourteen-foot bulk into the stone structure. The tower creaks and tips, but does not topple. It leans, but will not fall, for its foundation runs deep. The guards and archers are tumbling out of the single door, running for it.

>Action?

>>7652770
Well if they're running for it better just get moving again. Muttering something like "sorry" while walking away.

>>7650590
>Awful pop song
>Macross 7, Basara

Dude. Dude. DUDE. Dude.

Dude.

>>7652770
well, the bull-rush intimidation thing didn't seem to do much in getting them to stop, and even as a giant, we're still just one against many... best to move on and seek (hopefully) less hostile surroundings.

>>7652770
Are we wearing anything beneath that skirt?

>>7652868
Hey, my idea made them stop shooting and start running! What was YOUR idea genius?!

Also number of human casualties: Seemingly 0

>>7652770
Put that skirt back on, pronto.

rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6

>>7652841
With the threat eliminated for now, you decide that it's best to continue on, get some food, and then figure out what to do next. That little maneuver you pulled put you out of breath, but you feel like you could have done that all day when you weren't starving. As the miniscule humans run towards the next tower, you call after them:

"Sorry about that!"

Which the head guard answers with:

"You'll regret this, giant!" while he hobbles along with a twisted leg, supported by one of the archers.

>>7652906

None of them fire at you as you replace your skirt and set off for the forest again. Many of the arrows that hit your armor have splintered, but they may be of some use anyway. The other towers seem to be out of range, or they'd definitely be shooting. A bell sounds faintly in the distance.

Inventory Change:
13 Long Arrows (damaged) gained.

>>7652876
No. Though even with the tower lit, it's doubtful that anyone got a glimpse, if that's what you're worried about.

>Action?

I'd be cold. Brrrrrrrtrrr!

rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10

>>7652985
Perhaps. But you're a Frost Giant now, and the cold can do nothing to you.

>>7652953
That bell, after your little encounter, can't be a good sign. Best to depart quickly. Head in opposite direction from the tower.

>>7652953
>No. Though even with the tower lit, it's doubtful that anyone got a glimpse, if that's what you're worried about.
Well, that's a relief.

Continue looking for food.

>>7652953
Figure out that the bell is most likely a goddamn alarm and get out of sight.

rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12

>>7653064
You move as fast as possible, hoping the forest will hide you long enough to serve your needs before you get skewered by pikemen. The bell continues to sound as you get farther and farther away, calling whatever armed forces this kingdom has to its defense. You aren't sure whether they'll send everything after you or leave a guard to search for others of your kind slipping through the hole you just made, but either way, the next few days are going to be a bit troublesome.

>Timeskip/Action?

>>7652953
If there is no village near the tower, you should find food and other supplies in the ruins of the tower.

>>7653155

I experiment with my powers if I can't tell what they are just by existing.

Otherwise, timeskip.

>>7653170
Better get the fuck away from it since people will be fucking looking for us around there right now. Just getting away, seeing if there's some food or a village. whatever really.

>>7653180
do both. spend the time testing our frost giant abilities - surely we've got more at hand than just being large and cold-immune.

This hasn't devolved into a GIANT GIRLFRIEND imagedump?

>>7653217
being hungry?

>>7653236
Is that (Su) or (Ex)?

rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10

>>7653170
There is no village yet in sight; you reason that it's behind the forest, or even further beyond. Going back to the tower, now that the alarm has been sounding for several minutes, would likely be a bad idea.

>>7653180
As far as you can tell, you have no powers, beyond the normal Frost Giant fare of cold immunity, night vision, and fine accuracy with large rocks. You feel like you would have an affinity for war magic if you were a caster, though.

>Timeskip in progress.

>>7653266
freeform roleplay, you dndfag

>>7653299
Aaah, it's (Bs) then.

>>7653224
Oh, God. More.

>>7653380
>Implying I'm going to post more

>>7653403
You just did.

>>7653412
>implying that implications mean that the implied statement is a lie

>>7653412
Nice try, troll.

>>7653428
>green text

rolled 1, 4, 1 = 6

>>7653288
You reach the forest without further incident, and find it, to your great pleasure, to be enormous, filled with thickly-growing, tall (to you) trees, and well-populated by beasts small and large. You have the good luck to capture a medium-sized bear shortly after reaching cover, and you consume it hungrily. The bell's sound cannot reach you here, but the men it has summoned will no doubt have heard of your intended direction from the soldiers of the leaning tower, and tear apart the forest looking for you. They may even set it on fire, if their commander is sufficiently ruthless and the forest is not essential to the lives of whatever villages and towns lie around.

You spend the better part of a day stomping through the trees, occasionally partaking of the abundance of wildlife that roam the woods. You're quite well fed now, possessing a few provisions and a skull you thought was menacing enough to use as an ornament of some kind.

Inventory Change:
Water Cask reduced to 2/3.
2 Small Deer, Bear Skull added.

The light is fading now, and you can see the trees thinning out in front of you. The opposite edge of the forest is within reach, and there are dozens of lights shining past the trunks ahead.

>Action?

>>7653412
Often, not always.

rolled 4, 1, 6 = 11

>>7653444
The forest does extend quite a ways to the left and right, and the presence of stumps tells you that it has been cleared in this area to provide space and wood for what you assume to be a town up ahead.

>>7653412
You may be a Frost Giantess, but you have the mind of a modern-day male, and all that implies.

>>7653444
Carefully investigate the lights from a distance. If they move they're probably a group of soldiers looking for you, if not, then perhaps a village.

>>7653502
Fortunately and thankfully, survival seems to have greater priorityy than immature ideas of sexual exploration.

>>7653444
Wait, so how the fuck big are we?
Because it looks stupid trying to destroy stone tower being about 14 feet tall.

>>7653580
I'd guess around 36-42 feet.

rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9

>>7653569
You move a bit closer and sit down carefully, observing the lights. They flicker, but do not move.

>>7653580
The watchtower was about three stories tall, or around 30 feet, taking the pointed roof into acount. If it had not had an extensive foundation and reinforced walls, you could have tipped it all the way over, as Frost Giants are quite strong and you tackled the middle, not the base.

>Action?

>>7653662
Grab nearest tree. Insert into vagina.

>>7653662
Get closer.

>>7653745
Awwww, hell no!

Find the biggest male white dragon I can. Walk into his lair unarmed and unclothed. Fuck him senseless.

>>7653745
>>7653834

please ignore these idiots and all similar suggestions.

>>7653861
>Implying that this isn't some kind of fetish thread

rolled 4, 3, 5 = 12

>>7653745
You don't particularly feel like getting internal splinters.

>>7653808
You edge closer, until you're just behind the last row of trees. The unmoving lights have grown larger in your vision, illuminating a fair amount of windows as the setting sun casts a reddish glow on the small structures in front of you. The dwellings aren't much to look at, mostly thatched huts with a stone building thrown in here and there. There is a field off to the left of the tiny village, recently plowed. You don't see or hear any activity, though there must obviously be someone there to light the candles and lamps.

>Action?

>>7653893
Next order of business. Determine how fucking tall I am. This has been bothering me.

rolled 6, 1, 6 = 13

>>7654004
About fourteen feet, slightly shorter than the average male Frost Giant.
>>7652770

>>7654082
So about half the size of that tower. Fair enough.

Alright, I get the fuck out of this forest, pronto. Find myself a nice cave, make it my lair.

>>7654004
5 meters tall lol

rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>7654110
Which direction would you like to go?

>>7654179
North... we can stand the cold, and any who might pursue use likely cannot.

rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10

>>7654204
That will take you right back the way you came, into the Steppes. Confirm?

>>7654241
No. Too risky.

rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11

>>7654333
In that case, the best chance of finding a cave would be in the East, toward the mountains, where the forest becomes broken by hills. That would be a leftward move, away from the town you've been observing, but toward the most likely locations for quarries and mines. Judging from the sparse nature of civilization here, though, you should find a cave long before encountering miners or masons.

Sound good?

>>7654396
Acceptable. Proceed.

>>7648044
I look for an elf woman and have lesbian sex.

rolled 3, 1, 1 = 5

>>7654427
You retreat back into the deep of the forest, following the path that you hope will lead you to a gap in the rock you can call home. At the very least, this will give you a place to hide, and a choke point with which to funnel soldiers into the blade of your battleaxe. Whatever the case, it'll be nearer to food than the blasted northland. After one last drink from the stream you followed, you're gone.

Inventory Changed:
Water Cask 3/3.

>Timeskip/Action?

>>7654441
Is there anyone in this thread who keeps their brains in their skull and not their pelvis? Jesus, guys, show some restraint.

I would like to compliment the creator of this thread on his patience.

>>7654495
Timeskip. What else is there to do?

>>7654532
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>7654558
# really great job there DM

rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18

>>7654559
That depends on what you want to do.

Two days pass. You have no trouble traversing the forest, but you keep your eyes open for kingdom scouts and magical effects. So far, you think you've remained safe from detection, but it could just be the humans have trouble keeping up with you. It has been getting gradually warmer, which, if the seasons are as you think they are, will mean your cold immunity won't be much of an advantage anymore.

Inventory Change:
2 Small Deer eaten.
1 Large Elk added.

You find a cave at last. It's rather small for your purposes, having an entrance short enough to force you to crawl, but widening into a sizeable cavern just large enough to sleep in. The mouth is jagged, with small cracks throughout a long overhang, making it possible for you to collapse the entrance with a few well-placed kicks, if you were so inclined.

>Camp/Action?

Just ONE schlick furiously?

>>7654695
Having once been a fa/tg/uy, but now being in the body of a giant woman, you decide that this isn't the worst thing to do. You strip down and schlick to your heart's content, the earth quaking beneath you.

But then, you notice somebody peering at you from the mouth of the cave.

>Action?

rolled 6, 3, 5 = 14

>>7654778
You forgot your stealth roll, impostor.

>>7654852
YOU FORGOT YOUR TRIP CODE, LIAR.

>>7654673
Find a way to keep myself relatively safe during the night. Make a trap or fence from uprooted trees (hooray for giant strength), maybe?

>>7654852
D'ohohoho~

rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10

>>7654873
Building a fence would almost certainly attract the wrong kind of attention, unless you don't want to hide at all. Pit traps are quite easy for a being of your size to construct and conceal, however.

>>7655013
Pit trap it is then!

rolled 3, 2, 4 = 9

>>7655028
Pit traps it is. With your mighty battleaxe, you fell a nearby tree, shape it into a crude scoop, and begin excavating the earth around the cave mouth. In short order, you make enough traps to swallow a fair-sized group of humans, fill the bottoms with short, splintered spikes, and cover the tops with a layer of dirt, leaves, and small rocks sitting atop a mesh of small branches. This takes many hours, but now that you have plenty of food, it is difficult for you to tire.

Now that you're set up here, you can rest awhile while you figure out what else to do with your time. Without a wizard or magic of some kind, you're stuck in this body, and stuck in this world, with naught to do but live out the next two centuries or so without being drawn and quartered or fireball'd.

>Action?

>>7655136
Okay, make the pit trap passable but not so much an adventuring party can't pass it.

Why? We want adventurers.

Search for something to make a white flag out of, so we can get past this piece of nastiness and I can hopefully become a townsperson. Maybe even start up the Industrial Revolution, if I can't get sent home.

>>7655136
Did we search the cave?

rolled 5, 3, 3 = 11

>>7655176
You shape the pit traps slightly to make it easier for a small party to pass through. If, by some magical chance, a group of adventures happens to find your cave, and you, some of them might manage to get past the traps.

>>7655229
The only thing on your person which could be used to make a flag is your Canvas Bra, though surrendering to the kingdom humans is not a wise idea at this point, since you invaded their land, pushed over one of their watchtowers, and injured at least one of their guards. Giving yourself up would most likely result in you either being enslaved, imprisoned, or killed outright.

rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13

>>7655246
Thoroughly. There is nothing in it but rock, at least as far as you know. Magical concealment is beyond your senses.

>>7655344
Why does that statement worry me?

Whatever, what's it take to get some adventurer's around here.

We need a crossover with Theodore the Hill Giant from that other quest.

What's around the cave?

rolled 6, 6, 2 = 14

>>7655440
Adventurers generally travel with a purpose, to follow some great plot in which they are heroes or anti-heroes doing battle with forces beyond their own power. You, a single Frost Giant who knocked over a watchtower a few days ago and are trespassing, are no evil overlord, and, depending on how quickly word travels, are probably unknown to most adventurers in the kingdom. It's possible you could meet a party in a chance encounter, but that would be an amazing coincidence (natural 20).

As is stands, you have a defensible cave to sleep in, rather than the open ground. This would be more of a benefit if weather bothered you in the slightest, but you are grateful for it nonetheless.

>>7655566
Your pit traps, a great many trees, hills ramping up into distant mountains, boulders, and animals of various kinds. You haven't explored further East since finding the cave.

It is getting dark.

>Timeskip/Action?

Roll 1d20 for adventurer encounter.

Let's see if I'm doin' it right.
>>7655621

rolled 2, 4, 2 = 8

>>7655679
Email field: dice+1d20

rolled 1 = 1

>>7655691

>>7655691

rolled 3, 4, 1 = 8

>>7655749
You are suddenly struck by the feeling that no matter how long you seek them, you will never find any adventurers. It's just a feeling, though.

rolled 18 = 18

>>7655789
we should get bigger then!

I realize that I seem to be barefoot. Do I feel any discomfort for this? Do I need to perform an epic quest for shoes?

rolled 1, 5, 5 = 11

>>7655848
You attempt to grow, but nothing happens. Apparently you've reached your natural maximum size already. If you want to get bigger, you'll need a wizard or a potion.

>>7655322
Make flag out of canvas bra, and then proceed to town. I'm sure I can convince them this was all just a big misunderstanding. I don't want to go to war with them for no good reason. I just wanna live my life without having to worry about getting chased down by soldiers or where my next meal is coming from. I'm sure I'll be able to make a decent amount of money out of physical labor, and I might be able to build a sawmill once I get some capital to invest in it.

RETURN TO THE HUMAN SETTLEMENT AND CRUSH THEM FOR THEIR INSOLENCE.

rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12

>>7655928
You are very thick-skinned, like most of your race. Nothing you can step on, short of a blade or metal spike, will damage your feet, and the presence of footwear would hamper your ability to move quickly and quietly outdoors.

rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7

>>7655983
You remove your chest covering and tie it to an uprooted, branchless tree. The dirt and dust of your travels has long since turned it a light brown, but it should suffice as a peace standard.

Inventory Changed:
Canvas Bra removed.
Peace Flag added.

>>7655996
Consensus requested.

>>7655983

Are we going into town with our tits out as a sign of friendship?

...approved

>>7656062
I second >>7655996

>>7656164
I SHALL THIRD IT. I AM NOW PARTAKING IN THE ACT OF "SAMEFAGGOTRY" IN ORDER TO HAVE MY OWN PLANS ADVANCE.

>>7656071
One arm over breasts for modesty?

>>7655983
This.

>>7656173
CHAOTIC EVIL HIGH FIVE!

>>7656183
UNFORTUNATELY, I LACK A HAND, HOWEVER, I SHALL OFFER A TEXTUAL RESPONSE THAT HAS BEEN DEEMED APPROPRIATE BY RESEARCH.

INITIATE INTERNETBROFIST.JPG

>>7656062
>Consensus requested.
No. It would be a pretty idiotic move.

>>7656173
Well at least you're being honest about it.

>>7656214
oh, come on

realistically, if you, yourself had traveled to some unknown and obviously less developed time period as a giant, you wouldn't cause even a bit of havoc?

Not even a little bit?

rolled 3, 1, 4 = 8

>>7656071
You abandon your trap-protected cave and head back West, flying your canvas flag. After all, it might be better to take your chances with the humans right now, before the entire kingdom is united against a Frost Giant invasion force that doesn't exist, or something like that. Hopefully they will accept your surrender, and let you set the tower upright again. Of course, they could always chase you out, but you've already eaten your fill, so you should be fine for a few days after leaving the forest.

On the other hand, you could paint the flag with human blood as your battle standard, and massacre the town as retribution for wounding your knee and damaging your shield skirt. You're a Frost Giant now, far from Earth, towering over anyone who would stand against you. Playing by any rules but your own would be an insult to your race.

You'll decide what to do when you get there.

>Next post skips to town.

Choose your next course of action.

>>7656272
>On the other hand, you could paint the flag with human blood as your battle standard, and massacre the town as retribution for wounding your knee and damaging your shield skirt. You're a Frost Giant now, far from Earth, towering over anyone who would stand against you. Playing by any rules but your own would be an insult to your race.
THIS IS THE MOST LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION. INITIATE THIS PROTOCOL IMMEDIATELY.

>>7656272
Give peace a chance!

>>7656272
Peaceful.

>>7656272
SLAUGHTER THE TINY INSOLENT CREATURES

FEAST ON THEIR FLESH

BUILD MORE ARMOR OUT OF THEIR PUNY DEFENSES

>>7656272
What race? I'm a human! I've just been cursed into being a frost giant!

I'd really like to make peace...I don't want to die.

>>7656242
...

Only if I was certain I could get away with it.

>>7656272
Peace.

...for now.

Peace, we'd just get slaughtered.

>>7656272
peace

>>7656242
we are only little more than twice the size of a human, if we want to go in a rampage godzilla style we need to be godzilla size, to be godzilla size we need to survive first

Initiate Operation: Boobs of Peace!

rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15

Peace wins.

You reach the town at just past dawn, waving your bra-flag as you step out of the forest. A single peasant out of a dozen or so looks in your direction, exclaims something you can't quite understand, and runs in the opposite direction. The other humans look up at you, and, with certain varied reactions, all run. It looks like you scared them all off, regardless of your intentions. None of them were armed with anything more warlike than farm equipment.

The peasants are sounding the alarm and hurrying to get their families out of the general area before you (as they assume) pillage and burn everything, using their internals to paint your flag.

>Action?

>>7656513
Put my bra back on, and get out of here.

>>7656513
I like this quest.

Plant the flag in the ground, cast aside weapons (but keep them close enough to defend yourself) and sit down peacefully. Don't move any closer to the town.

>>7656513
CHASE DOWN ALL WHO FLEE.

>>7656513
Stand in front of town gates waving flag and shouting that you want to parlay until someone important-looking appears.

>>7656513
Sit down, put bra back on, show them that we're not going to hurt them. This worked when we played a rock troll, it can work here.

attempt to take one prisoner
to learn its language

>>7656577
>>7656590
this two

>>7656577
Seconded

rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12

>>7656613
>>7656577
>>7656590
You tear off enough of the flag to retain a bit of modesty and cover yourself, pounding the 'flagpole' into the ground with your great strength and taking a seat afterward. You remove your battleaxe and shortsword, placing them beside you, where they are within reach but less threatening. You wait, while the peasants skitter about, pulling their meager belongings onto their backs and evacuating, while one of their number, obviously scared shitless, rings a bell furiously.

Roll 1d20. High is good.

rollan

>>7656670
I SUPPORT THE ROLL OF A ONE.

>>7656687

D'oh

>>7656693
AS ANONYMOUS OF 4CHAN WOULD SAY: "NIGGERDICK"

rolled 19 = 19

>>7656670
rolling

Newfags can't roll

rolled 2, 3, 6 = 11

Email field: dice+1d20

rolled 8 = 8

..................

I come in peace! I'm looking for a Wizard!

IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE YET TO LEARN ALL OF 4CHAN'S MECHANISMS.

rolled 8 = 8

Rollan.

>>7656713
Excellent.

rolled 4, 5, 1 = 10

>>7656713
>19

By an amazing stroke of luck, the town elder, a wizened, thick-bearded old man, looks back one last time before lifting his young son onto the cart that would carry him to safety. He sees you, sitting peacefully beside a brownish flag, with your weapons lying on the ground, doing no harm. He is intrigued. Against the cries and pleas of his countrymen, he goes against the tide, toward you. Something is amiss.

You sit cross-legged, watching the approaching elder with a neutral expression. He is obviously afraid, but he puts his fear behind him, summoning his courage to face a being that could crush him easily. He calls out to you:

"What business do you have here, giant?"

>Action?

>>7656819
PICK HIM UP, CUT HIM OPEN WITH YOUR SHARPENED FINGERNAL, AND TWIST UNTIL HIS BLOOD SPILLS OUT.

rolled 1 = 1

>>7656819
I seek to invite all of you to a giant dinner and make friends

>>7656819
"I come in peace! I'm actually a human from a distant land; I seek a wizard capable of undoing the curse that caused me to assume this form."

*lie* I've been outcast by my people and am looking for shelter and food amongst civilization. I am willing to work for my stay.

On a side note, are we attractive?

>>7656867
This.

>>7656867
This sounds good.

>>7656888
This.

rolled 6, 2, 3 = 11

>>7656888
Your appearance matches that of the Giant in the OP pick. Your hair and eyebrows are light blue, as are your eyes. Your skin is a slightly darker shade of blue.

>>7656867
I #rd this.

>>7656888

This, I like the idea of working to start the technological revolutions that lead to modern society.

>>7648392

once in the town and exhausted their supply of alcohol whilst in your drunken stupor you rape the entiire and i mean the entire town just to fulfill your sexual frustrations or you go find ogres =)

rolled 10 = 10

Are there girls there?

rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16

>>7656867
>>7656888
You reply, softly, as your voice carries well:

"I am under a curse, and looking for a wizard's assistance. My true form is human, and I come from a far-off land. I have no friends here, and I fear I have already made enemies. I'm willing to work in return for whatever you can provide."

The elder looks up in great surprise, clearly not expecting such an an articulate answer from a Frost Giant, especially one he had heard to be especially murderous and cruel, mocking the Lord's infantry by apologizing for routing them. After a moment's consideration, he glances over his shoulder, seeing the town mostly empty, though a few men remained to see what would happen. Morbid curiosity, perhaps.

"You must know, Giant, that I cannot be sure of your true intentions. Were I to allow you into the care of my father's house, it would serve me fairly to be undone by it. My Lord's horsemen have already been summoned, and I lack the ability to revoke that summon. What do you propose to do about this?"

>Action?

>>7657018
If there are, they're running away at the moment. We'd probably be able to have a decent enough relationship with one; one of our fingers would be about the right size to satisfy her, while her forearm would be about the right size to satisfy us.

rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9

>>7657018
Yes. There are quite a bit more females than males, and you expect this is because the Lord of this kingdom takes a certain number of men for his army.

rolled 1 = 1

>>7657090
I shall cook for them a nice stew

rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

How close are we to autosage?

>>7657090
Retreat and promise to come back the next day?

>>7657141
I like this idea.

Also, this thread needs to be archived.

Ask the elder if there is anything that I can do to prove my word is true. Also ask him if there is any way to show the horsemen that I am not their enemy? Any local custom or treaty, and right or writ that I can invoke to allow a parlay of sorts?

>>7657090
You realize old one that had my intentions been murder and mayhem I would have and could have easily done so by now. I think my actions for the moment speak of my intentions. As for the horsemen, I don't think a bunch of little men on horses would be a match for a pissed off, possibly on her period, frost giant female such as myself.

>>7657090
"I will sit here, and tell them the same thing I told you. I will also offer my assistance in rebuilding the tower I knocked down. I'm no stonemason, but in this body, I'm good for untrained labor at the very least."

>>7657177
This is a promising idea. If we cant find anything that'd work however go with >>7657167

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>>7657090
"Then I shall stay here for now. I can hunt in the nearby woods for sustenance. Proof that I mean no ill will would come from this, yes? I can stay here for awhile."

>>7657228
I agree.

>>7657141
>>7657167
Retreat and promise to come back with delicious ca- stew.

Made of non-sentient quadraped, of course.

>>7657229
Bad idea. In medieval times, poaching was sometimes punished by death. We've been poaching. Do you want to be executed?

>>7657228
This.

>>7657289
This guy speaks true.

>>7657228
My vote is this.

rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

>>7657177
>>7657205
>>7657206
"If there is anything I might do to prove myself, I'll be glad to try. If not, I'll sit right here, and take my chances with the horsemen. If there's any way to call a truce with them, you should tell me now, because if there IS a battle, I do not intend to lose."

The elder mulls this over for a minute or two. The watching peasants shift aimlessly, ready to run at a moment's notice. You get the sense that at least one of them just wanted to see the old man get flattened.

"Giant, there is no way for you or I to stop the Lord's men from waging war. They will not hesitate to assault you, and break you, no matter your words or actions. You are their enemy, until they are informed otherwise, by one of higher status than I. I advise you to retreat hastily, and I promise to do my best to misdirect the horsemen. If you are who you claim to be, you will return, unarmed, in three days. That is all."

He turns, and marches back, shaking with fright. Though his years have been long, he has never faced a Giant, nor seen another do so and live. This story will doubtless be told throughout the land for decades after you depart.

>Will post link to new thread.

rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4

Here you are.

>>7657405

>>7657289
Huh, I didn't know that.

>>7657359
Okay, let's retreat for now and return in three days. And pray that when we do it isn't a trap.

>>7657359
Leg it.