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    14 KB OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:28 No.7748896  
    (autosaging, etc)

    SHITSHITSHIT

    I think I'll let off a potshot and retreat, I'm not going to bitch out like a complete cunt.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:29 No.7748910
    OH GODDAMMIT.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:31 No.7748938
    GET OUT OF THERE, STALKER.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:32 No.7748951
    Hold on, man!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:32 No.7748954
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    Check your pocket, did you bring your cell phone? If so, dial 911 with haste!
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:32 No.7748956
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    FFFFFFF


    Ok, plan B.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:33 No.7748971
    >>7748956
    Plan B(ail out!)
    >> Gelatinous Rube, Giant Minion of Mirage 01/24/10(Sun)03:33 No.7748973
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    >>7748896
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:34 No.7748995
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    Ok, cunting-out completely. Getting back to my corner, maybe even back into the skyranger.
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:35 No.7749010
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    >HIDDEN MOVEMENT

    >PEW-WOO

    ...*whimper*
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:36 No.7749021
    >>7749010
    RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:36 No.7749023
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    N-nothing behind me...it must be out of sight...hot death-plasma, flew right by...
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:38 No.7749045
    >>7749023
    And then a fullblown firefight develops.

    S.T.A.L.K.E.R., TAKE BACK WHISKEY HOTEL
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:39 No.7749059
    >>7749045
    GODDAMMIT SGT. OP PUT MAUS IN!
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:39 No.7749068
    >>7749059

    Also send in Doomguy and BJ Blaskowicz.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:39 No.7749070
    >>7749045
    WHHHYYYY?
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:40 No.7749078
    >>7749059
    Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
    I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
    And when it came my time to serve I knew "better dead than red"
    But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

    CHORUS
    Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
    And I always carry a purse
    I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
    Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
    Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
    And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:40 No.7749080
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    Ok, inside- safe.
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:41 No.7749101
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    No one here but the smoking corpse. I kind of feel proud at the sight, now that I can get a better look.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:41 No.7749102
    >>7749080
    OP CAN YOU GET ME OUT SAFELY? I WANT TO SHOOT MAUS!
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:42 No.7749114
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    Time to end turn in a cozy little corner.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:42 No.7749120
    >>7749070
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY!? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WE ACTUALLY SPENT MONEY FOR TRAINING ON! GET WITH THE PROGRAMME
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:43 No.7749134
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    I live to see another turn!
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:43 No.7749151
    >>7749120
    WHAT ABOUT DENTON? HE'S WAS THE TOP IN THE CLASS!
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:44 No.7749162
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    >>7749102
    Now why'd you wanna do that?

    MORE LYRICS

    I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
    I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
    And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
    And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
    I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
    I can hardly reach my knees
    And if the enemy came close to me
    I'd probably start to sneeze
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:44 No.7749163
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    I blast a hole into the other building, just in case I need to take cover and proceed. I can't just ditch the mission like this! I'll need to retrieve as much as I can, or else I'll get sacked or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:44 No.7749164
    Listening to the Dark Knight soundtrack while reading this thread. F5ing like the goddamn batman.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:45 No.7749184
    >>7749151
    JC Denton? Who's Denton?
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:46 No.7749199
    >>7749184

    man character from Deus Ex. Also died last thread, leaving STALKER here the sole survivor.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:46 No.7749203
    >>7749184
    JC! THE ONE THAT DIE FIRST! GODDAMMIT SARGE!
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:47 No.7749211
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    I'll just move over to the corpse, and see if there is anyth
    >ZAP
    >SIZZLE
    >SCREAM
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    >Silence.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:47 No.7749222
    >>7749203

    He died for your sins, STALKER.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:48 No.7749230
    I hope all of you realize that eventually we will form an elite super-team comprised entirely of the most badass videogame characters.

    Also /r/ing Gordon Freeman in the next batch.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:48 No.7749236
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    >>7749203
    >>7749199
    You both are obviously making shit up. There was no JC Dent- OH WAIT HAHAHA! RIGHT, DENTON!

    Oh wait.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:49 No.7749250
    Doomguy!
    >> OP (Stalker) 01/24/10(Sun)03:49 No.7749253
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    The battlefield belongs to the dead.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:49 No.7749255
    >>7749211
    ... PIOTYR! PIOTYR YOU FAT FUCK, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:49 No.7749262
    >>7749211
    Awww he died. I was hoping to see more of him
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:50 No.7749275
    >>7749211
    ;_; no moar stalkor?
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:51 No.7749280
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    >>7749262
    He will be sorely missed. And I'm gonna have to figure out another way to get my Officer's commis- Fuck.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:51 No.7749281
    >>7749262

    Well, we could always use the excuse that it wasn't the real S.T.A.L.K.E.R. since it was a chick.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)03:51 No.7749290
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    The operators stare in stunned silence as the shock of the situation sinks in. As we cope, some money discreetly exchanges hands under the tables as bets are resolved.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:51 No.7749294
    >>7749253
    DAMN THERE GOES OUR HERO
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)03:52 No.7749300
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    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:53 No.7749313
    >>7749290
    GOOD BYE S.T.A.L.K.E.R
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)03:53 No.7749319
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    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)03:54 No.7749325
    >>7749281
    *gets out the can of white-out he keeps in his desk*

    Where's the form?
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)03:54 No.7749332
    Decent Bravery, decent accuracy (for a rookie). Needs a name.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:55 No.7749341
    >>7749281
    We don't even know if it a she or a he so it might work
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:56 No.7749344
    Doomguy
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:56 No.7749345
    >>7749332

    First name: Doom
    Last name: Guy
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:56 No.7749355
    >>7749341

    >namefag on /tg/
    >chick
    >what?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)03:57 No.7749358
    So, who's in the next lineup? More importantly, is Duke ready to go shit down some more necks?
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)03:58 No.7749372
    >>7749358

    Might help to have someone experienced carting around the rookies. Just hope they don't shoot him by accident.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)03:59 No.7749382
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)03:59 No.7749384
    >>7749355
    I might be male.
    or female :3
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:00 No.7749397
    >>7749382
    FUCK YEAH DOOMGUY!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:00 No.7749402
    Doomguy isn't allowed to die OP. He and the Douk will have glorious missions together.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:01 No.7749412
    >>7749382
    The Sgt. approves of this fine and overqualified young warrior!
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:01 No.7749413
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    Status Check.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:02 No.7749431
    >>7749413
    Sumbitch, they made him sergeant. Fuckyear they did.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:04 No.7749457
    >>7749382

    Doomguy doesn't quite have enough time units. But it'll do.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:06 No.7749482
    BUMP FOR EPIC BATTLE
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:09 No.7749514
    shit's about to get real.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:09 No.7749522
    bamp
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:09 No.7749527
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    I would go for Gordon Freeman but...there are no crowbars. He's one of my absolute favourite vidya characters.I can't stand to watch him die. We can assume he's working among the scientists right now.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:10 No.7749543
    Incidentally someone did the math, and, while straferunning, doomguy actually ran at about 90kph back in Doom II. Isn't that nuts?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:11 No.7749549
    >>7749527
    If there's maus...then where's stalker?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:11 No.7749551
    >>7749527
    Stun Batons.

    Just pretend he's using a Combine one.

    You making any more characters?
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:12 No.7749560
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    >>7749527
    oh you shouldn't have approved my request to go on an O.P., OP!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:12 No.7749561
    >>7749543
    Forgetting the "with anywhere to 2-4 tons of weapons, ammo, and armor" part.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:13 No.7749568
    >>7749551
    (seriously, this)
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:13 No.7749570
    Well, what are some other famous shooter protagonists?

    Not Master Chief. I like Halo, but he's a bit overdone.

    There's BJ Blaskowicz from Wolfenstein. I don't think the protagonist from Marathon was ever named.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:13 No.7749573
    >>7749570
    Serious Sam, fuck yearh.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:13 No.7749575
    >>7749527
    Alright then. Alternatively, Sgt. Avery Johnson, or maybe Adrian Shephard.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:14 No.7749581
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    Surprise guest!

    Internet cookie for the one to recognize him first.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:14 No.7749583
    >>7749570
    EVERY FAMOUS FPS CHARACTER TEAM
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:14 No.7749584
    >>7748896

    I'm... somewhat confused mainly cause this game is new to me. What the hell am I supposed to be looking at?
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:16 No.7749610
    >>7749584

    Elaborate.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:16 No.7749617
    >>7749575
    BARNEY! ADD BARNEY!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:16 No.7749618
    >>7749610

    Ok... What is the big panic? I don't see anything on that screen aside from a cross hair and what seems to be a person on the top.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:17 No.7749625
    >>7749570
    the Marathon Security Officer was too overpowered anyway. Also he was nicknamed Bob.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:17 No.7749629
    >>7749570
    I vote for a Shepard being put into the game. Perhaps a Marcus Fenix.

    Just because we're going with shooters doesn't mean we have to limit ourselves to the FPS perspective.

    Throw in a James Ramirez, make him do everything (like opening doors or being the one to throw grenades you pass along)
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749638
    >>7749618

    He's trying to get LOS on some aliens just out of his sight range. The character is a rookie, so even a loud fart in his direction by an alien would kill him, hence the tension.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749641
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    This is not good. There's a big shit whirlpool happening over in Asia, and no boat to paddle towards it in.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749644
    Don't forget The Rookie (And arguably Dutch), if we're doing Haryro.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749647
    >>7749570
    Add Soap and Strelok
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749648
    >>7749618
    You've never played X-COM before.

    I would recommend either watching a youtube playthrough or actually getting the game off of /rs/ itself. It's a great playthrough.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:18 No.7749649
    >>7749625

    I thought that was the human clones running around.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:19 No.7749652
    >>7749629
    I was going to suggest Ramirez, too, yeah.

    And if it's a Shepard, best make it Tyrone.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:19 No.7749655
    >>7749570
    Can we rebuild S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:19 No.7749658
    >>7749641
    Wait how far are you into this?

    Have Snakemen showed up yet or is it just the first few months?
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:19 No.7749665
    >>7749647
    WHAT ABOUT MACMILLAN? "OI, SUZY."
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:20 No.7749673
    >>7749665
    THEN WE MUST HAVE GAZ.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:20 No.7749677
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    SUPER NIGHTMARE MODE:
    Hire the best soldier you can. Only use him!
    HE MUST BE MANLY!
    to offset the manly have a crossdresser
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:20 No.7749679
    >>7749649
    Yeah, the BoBs (Born on Boards) are the useless NPC, the Marine never actually got a name. A lot of Protagonists haven't.

    Throw in the Lone Wanderer when you get a chance, OP. That and Max Payne.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:21 No.7749685
    >>7749638

    Ohhh, X-com. I've heard about it and read the explanation on rookies.

    >>7749648

    I believe I'll have to.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:21 No.7749690
    >>7749673
    DO YOU PONDER ABOUT GHOST?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:22 No.7749708
    >>7749673
    And Ghost.

    I can't wait for him to get immolated. And Gaz to get taken out by a Muton from the rear and the shot hits him in the back of the head.

    Throw in Lone Wolf from Halo Reach alongside the other suggestions if you don't want a named protagonist but want to do something Halo related.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:22 No.7749711
    >>7749697

    CyberS.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 01/24/10(Sun)04:22 No.7749712
    >>7749690
    HUSH. THESE ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:24 No.7749731
    >>7749690
    AND THAT DUDE FROM SAT1!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:25 No.7749738
    >>7749712
    I vote for a run with nothing but Call of Duty 1-6/MW2 characters.

    And when Gaz dies, only then do we create a Ghost, and pray he has the same initial stats Gaz had when he first started out.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:25 No.7749740
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    >>7749712
    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:26 No.7749760
    >>7749711
    YOU WANT CYBER STALKER? WHY?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:28 No.7749777
    Next should be either Dante from DMC or Gene from Godhand.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:28 No.7749782
    So, what's the consensus? I have half a mind to do a solo mission with the Doom guy. The skyranger just arrived.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:29 No.7749790
    Hayabusa? Or is that too Japanese/fighting game to be considered badass?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:29 No.7749791
    >>7749782
    How many char do we have so far?
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:29 No.7749792
    >>7749782

    Solo mission with Doomguy so he can be on par with Duke. He'll probably die though. But it will be fun.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:30 No.7749809
    >>7749790

    Bayman seems more like the type to end up in XCOM TBH.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:31 No.7749818
    Simo. Häyhä.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:32 No.7749831
    >>7749809
    Good point. Hayabusa is extremely high powered for a rookie as well. And no swords.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:33 No.7749838
    BAMP
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:38 No.7749901
    Bump OP C'MON
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:38 No.7749902
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    Very good reactions, pretty good accuracy for a rookie. Probably a chick. What do we do with this one?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:39 No.7749907
    >>7749902
    STALKER KEEP HER ALIVE THIS TIME
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:39 No.7749912
    >>7749902
    Laura Croft
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:40 No.7749916
    >>7749902
    Samus from Metriod!
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:40 No.7749925
    >>7749902

    Any famous female shooter protagonists? There's the chick from NOLF, Cate Archer.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:40 No.7749927
    >>7749902
    Lady.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:41 No.7749939
    >>7749902
    they see me stalkin
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:41 No.7749940
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    >>7749902
    >HELGA
    >HELGA VON BULOW
    OH NOEH. NOT HER

    NOT. -HER-.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:42 No.7749947
    >>7749940

    LOL this has to happen.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:42 No.7749949
    >>7749940
    OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:43 No.7749960
    >>7749940
    oh SHIT.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:44 No.7749974
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    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:45 No.7749982
    >>7749974
    HOORAY!
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:45 No.7749989
    >>7749974
    WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:46 No.7750001
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    >>7749989
    WHISKEY HOTEL WILL BE TAKEN AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:46 No.7750006
    >>7749974
    DOHOHOHOHO
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:47 No.7750018
    >>7749974
    >>7749989
    This must be somekind of tactical genius
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:47 No.7750019
    >>7749974

    If Maus friendly fires Stalker with a grenade I called it first.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:49 No.7750041
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    Lock'n'Load, meatbags. We've got trouble brewin'.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:49 No.7750046
    >>7750019
    Don't be so hasty young Dick!

    You're on.
    >> I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD 01/24/10(Sun)04:49 No.7750049
    >>7749982
    >>7750001
    >>7750019
    THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:50 No.7750063
    >>7750001
    >>7750019
    >>7750046
    I am so dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:50 No.7750067
    >>7750018
    WE NEED CREED ON THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:51 No.7750071
    >>7750041

    Okay but next female rookie is von Bulow.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)04:53 No.7750105
    Right. How do we go about this.
    1. Superstar Tagteam (The "Guess who's out of the hospital and ready to chew bubblegum" approach)
    2. Unstoppable Badass Platoon (Also known as the "Aliens? Fuck that shit, I've found worse at the bottom of my shoe" approach)
    3. Mystery Meat (Send all the name and IRC fags in first)
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:54 No.7750111
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    >>7750071
    (Pic is not actually related to Helga von Bulow)
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:54 No.7750117
    >>7750105
    THREE THREE THREE
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:54 No.7750119
    >>7750105

    are you asking us to vote?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)04:54 No.7750123
    >>7750105
    Superstar Tagteam for extrema fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:55 No.7750137
    >>7750105
    Tagteam would be best. The platoon doesn't appear to have a very good track record. There seems to be some kind of universal law of conservation of badass at work here.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)04:56 No.7750142
    >>7750137

    /agree.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)04:56 No.7750150
    >>7750105
    THREE THREE LETS SEE THE DEATH OF STALKER (AGAIN)
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)04:57 No.7750156
    >>7750137
    He has a point.

    Very well.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:00 No.7750192
    Superstar Tagteam it is then.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:00 No.7750195
    Lets go OP!
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:02 No.7750218
    Just wanted to mention that this thread is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:03 No.7750236
    ARCHIIIIVVVEEEE!
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:06 No.7750268
    Where'd OP go?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:07 No.7750279
    >>7750268
    He always do this.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:09 No.7750303
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    while we're waiting...
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:09 No.7750304
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    The Skyranger arrives by dusk. The ramp lowers, allowing the screams of the innocent and the sound of plasma fire to fill the inside of the vessel. A lone sectoid, stunned from the sudden descent of the vessel before him confronts the duo.

    Duke: Looks like the crap has hit the fan.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:11 No.7750321
    >>7750304
    AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:11 No.7750323
    Mood music!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEMgLnXMWw&feature=related
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:13 No.7750338
    >>7750323

    Fuck yes!
    >> Lolz 01/24/10(Sun)05:14 No.7750349
    >>7749290
    Did you only send three men on a mission?
    Why?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:14 No.7750354
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    Duke raises his new gun at the stunned creature and fires off a round.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:15 No.7750360
    >>7750354
    And thus the Dream Team does finally announce their arrival.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:15 No.7750362
    >>7750349
    It was intended to be a no win mission
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:16 No.7750372
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    It promptly drops, a sizzling hole in its oversized skull, the heat from the plasma causing its brain to boil, building pressure and sending a bubbling sponge-like mess of destroyed brain-matter oozing from the gaping hole.

    Duke: How'd you like a taste of your own medicine?
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:16 No.7750377
    >>7750362
    SHHHH

    (you'll scare the rookies...)
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:17 No.7750387
    *on edge of seat*
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:19 No.7750414
    >>7750377
    HE SHOULD BE SCARE. IT WAS A NO WIN. EVERYONE DIE WHEN WE LAND.
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:20 No.7750428
    >>7750414
    *SLAP*

    PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, YELLA-BELLY
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:21 No.7750441
    >>7750428
    NO! *Slap*
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:23 No.7750449
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    >>7750441
    Y...You...

    ...

    ;____;
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:23 No.7750454
    >>7750449
    D-DON'T CRY SARGE. DON'T YOU CRY ;-;
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:25 No.7750476
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    >>7750454
    YOU SLAPPED ME~
    WHAT'D I EVER DO TO YOU!? HUH?

    ;____;
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:25 No.7750478
    OP C'MON
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:25 No.7750479
    Botha ya shut yer traps, we got aliens to fry.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:26 No.7750484
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    They proceed onward. A disk-like object floats into view, and the pair take shots at it. A few glancing hits, but no real damage. It floats out of view once more. The horror continues around them, before something takes a shot at Duke from the shadows. He quickly spots the attacker and retaliates, more successful than those that would try at his life- as always.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:26 No.7750487
    WELL YOU SLAPPED ME!
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:27 No.7750499
    >>7750487
    TO THIS
    >>7750476
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:27 No.7750500
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    >>7750479
    *sniffles* Okaaay...~
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:28 No.7750507
    POST FASTAH OP
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:28 No.7750513
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    >>7750484
    (forgot my namefaggan)
    The muttering psychopath that Duke had the privilege of flying beside spots the next target and quickly takes it out, spotting that disk once more. This time, two more of his shots strike true, but the object does not falter. Duke must step in to help.
    >> >Die Katze 01/24/10(Sun)05:28 No.7750515
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    >>7750500
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:29 No.7750521
    Shoulda taken doomguy on his own mission first so he could be on par with douk
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:30 No.7750524
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    >>7750515
    GAH~! A FAT FUCKIN RATTE! KILL IT! KIILL IIIIT!!
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:30 No.7750526
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    They succeed. Screams of the aliens caught in the blast ring out above the cacophony of displaced air.

    Duke: Kill them all and let God sort 'em out!
    Doom: -MUST HAVE HUGE CIRCUITS
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:31 No.7750532
    There was a Doomgirl you know, named Crash.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:31 No.7750536
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    They take a moment to survey their surroundings. The air is silent at that moment. No civilians die. Something tells the two that the invading scum are aware of them.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:32 No.7750538
    >>7750526

    /cheer!
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:32 No.7750552
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    Suddenly-
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:33 No.7750558
    >>7750552

    ah wtf
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:33 No.7750561
    >>7750552
    Oh shit what?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:33 No.7750562
    >>7750532
    No there wasn't. Shut your face.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:34 No.7750565
    >>7750552
    This happens quite often, actually. He'll wake up fine three hours later or so.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:34 No.7750570
    >>7750562

    In quake 3 iirc.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:34 No.7750574
    Needs Helga AND Doomgirl. Add in Samus for the all-girl team of Fuck Your Alien Shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:34 No.7750577
    This sure looks like a /v/idya game.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:35 No.7750583
    >>7750562
    Yes, there was. It's canon. Sorry bud.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:35 No.7750587
    >>7750574

    seconded.

    But I'd also like to see the all-fa/tg/uy team of S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Maus, and yours truly.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:36 No.7750591
    >>7750552
    WHAT?!
    >> Maus 01/24/10(Sun)05:36 No.7750594
    *screams, squeaking, the sounds of projectiles and associated paraphernalia, and the gnashing n' grating of gears are heard from the bio-lab 3 just down the hall for several more minutes before complete and utter silence*
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.7750595
    Get some Guardsman Garys up in that shit. They make great fodder and you won't cry if you lose one. Especially because you know there'll always be more if you need them.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.7750597
    Everyone but douk and doomguy will die horribly.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.7750604
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    There is a sickening feeling as something invades John's mind!

    >John "DoomGuy" Stalvern has gone berserk!
    "NO JOSON I AM NOT THE ALIENS! I AM NOT!" He cries out frothing at the mouth as he begins to fire wildly at the general direction of the closest foe.

    (Uh...are you seeing what I'm seeing?...is this normal?)
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:38 No.7750607
    >>7750597

    Why is everyone spelling Duke 'douk?'
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:38 No.7750608
    >>7750562
    What's the matter? Butthurt that they let girls into your all-boy clubhouse?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:38 No.7750615
    >>7750570
    Quake =/= Doom
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:39 No.7750618
    >>7750587
    Already have you statted up. It was going to be a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:39 No.7750622
    >>7750608
    Yes, yes i am. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:39 No.7750623
    >>7750615

    Whatever let's not get in a fight about it. Was the representation of her somewhat unflattering or something (I didn't play quake 3).
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:40 No.7750629
    >>7750615
    Might well be the same universe for all we know.

    Also does anyone remember the name for the generic player female marine in Quake 2?

    Or the generic Quake guy for that matter? You could play as either male or female even if it didn't make much difference, and each of the models had a specific name.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:40 No.7750638
    >>7750618

    Shit... why'd I volunteer again?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:41 No.7750640
    >>7750623
    Nope. Looks like Doomguy but as a girl, so, you know, more curvy and obviously female? Midriff baring armor but the Doomguy had it too.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:41 No.7750642
    >>7750604
    And then John was the aliens.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:41 No.7750654
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    He stands there like a rabid animal. A stun bomb connects with the side of his head. He doesn't falter. A plasma bolt flies between his head and the wall behind him, singing his buzzcut. He doesn't flinch.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:42 No.7750666
    >>7750654
    C'MON DOOMGUY!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:44 No.7750687
    >>7750623
    Don't know if you could call it "unflattering". According to the game she was the Doomguy's drill sergeant/instructor/mentor/something.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)05:45 No.7750696
    >>7750687

    Was she the commander who ordered him to fire on civilians? Because that was the reason he was sent to Mars in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:46 No.7750711
    >>7750696
    Not commanding officer, just his "military instructor".
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)05:50 No.7750743
    bump OP
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:53 No.7750776
    BUMP BUMP BUMP
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)05:55 No.7750809
    OP left.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)05:57 No.7750820
    (Still here, keep your knickers on, I'm doing this at work)
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)06:00 No.7750865
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    He rushed toward Duke. He could not handle this alone. The brand new medkits could make him up. The operators keeping tabs on the mission still picked up a heartbeat in him.
    There was the sunnovabitch that did this, fumbling with its gun. No ammo. Good. He could kill him later.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:02 No.7750885
    bump
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)06:03 No.7750900
    >>7750820

    Your work doesn't filter 4chan? Awesome!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:14 No.7751032
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:21 No.7751089
    did the thread die?
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)06:23 No.7751118
    OP here. Sorry, will have to delay a bit. It's almost the end of my shift and people are pouring in. I have to keep the laptop hidden for now.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:24 No.7751124
    >>7751118
    No problem. I can wait. But if you forget about us, i will rape you.
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)06:24 No.7751130
    >>7751118

    KK good show in any case.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)06:25 No.7751135
    >>7751118
    I can wait.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)06:25 No.7751138
    I will be back, so don't worry. Keep the thread alive if you can, i can
    >> Richard Motion 01/24/10(Sun)06:27 No.7751154
    Fuck I gotta sleep at some point. But go ahead and do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:39 No.7751253
    Bamp
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)06:53 No.7751383
    Keeping in alive
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)06:58 No.7751432
    Derp
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:03 No.7751463
    fukken cliffhanger
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)07:05 No.7751474
    DUKEEEEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:13 No.7751528
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:16 No.7751545
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    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:21 No.7751579
    If someone dies, name the next person Goober
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:22 No.7751587
    >>7751579
    That's stupid.
    You're stupid.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:44 No.7751747
    still bumping
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)07:49 No.7751792
    >>7751587
    Named after the famous Doc 'Goober' Wallison.
    Who turned up in one of my games, saved 3 rookies from a cyberdisk with a pistol, blew up an entire house with a grenade collapsing it onto a group of cryssalids and shot an Ethereal out the sky with a weapon he'd picked up off the floor.
    He once went on a terror mission, lost his entire team in the first round, then took down everything on the map by himself.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)07:54 No.7751836
    BUUUMMMPPP FOR THE GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:02 No.7751913
    Looks like i might have to rape OP
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)08:06 No.7751956
    >>7751913
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:16 No.7752032
    le sigh.
    bump
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:21 No.7752073
    Bamppppppp
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:37 No.7752169
    bampoing
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:39 No.7752175
    Damnit OP quit dickin around
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)08:40 No.7752184
    Sup. I'm back and I have motherfucking cake.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)08:41 No.7752195
    Guess we'll never know what happen
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)08:42 No.7752207
    >>7752195
    Oh those sad faces. This just depresses me. I don't think I'm motivated to go on anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:42 No.7752211
    >>7752184
    FUCK YES!
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)08:44 No.7752232
    >>7752195
    Oh dammit
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)08:45 No.7752236
    Just fucking with ya. Let me sort out my 9000+ screenshots.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:45 No.7752248
    >>7752236
    THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT also new thread this one is semi autosaging
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)08:47 No.7752261
    Now I see what Weaver meant about not spamming or RPing in his thread. Shit autosages fast around here.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:48 No.7752267
    >>7752261
    Yes it does.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:49 No.7752271
    About damn time OP. I was about to get my raping gear.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:50 No.7752275
    YES YES YES
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/24/10(Sun)08:50 No.7752281
    So alright lets do it!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)08:58 No.7752352
    Ahem....
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:17 No.7752551
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    Seeing as it had not shot him, having preferred just standing there and looking at him uncertainly, John decided to make a dash for Duke. But they were not safe there. His back was too exposed, there were too many places out of which the aliens could pop. He took him behind the far chassis of the Skyranger and produced his medikit.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:19 No.7752582
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    The next few turns are event-less and the Stimulant doses soon run out. Duke's discarded kit is just beyond the ramp.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)09:25 No.7752633
    o boy o boy o boy o boy
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:26 No.7752645
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    He prepares to make sure the coast is clear before making a move.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)09:26 No.7752655
    did everyone else leave or something? it's suddenly quiet
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:30 No.7752688
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    First, there is a question of a sectoid that has been taking pot-shots at him the last few seconds.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:30 No.7752704
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    Easily handled, but the following round something attempts to affect his mind once more.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:31 No.7752715
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    Right where the last one was.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:32 No.7752721
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    A brief and dangerous firefight takes out this tough bobble-headed motherfucker.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:32 No.7752726
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    With no other obvious interruptions, Duke is quickly returned to the world of the conscious. Groovy.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:33 No.7752733
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    Having dropped his whole kit, the two take refuge in the skyranger to rearm, regain stamina and wait out some stun damage.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)09:39 No.7752792
    New thread OP
    >> Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)09:39 No.7752800
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)09:54 No.7752990
    New thread. Someone link to it please.
    >> X-Command 01/24/10(Sun)10:11 No.7753217
    >>7752982



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