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X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)03:59 No.7836783

Medium UFO.
Night mission.
No armor.

While Duke and Doom Guy rest from their prior terror mission, the lesser-known troops set out. They will know the smell of plasma-seared flesh.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)03:59 No.7836788 BEHIND MY EYES!

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)04:05 No.7836833 File1264842357.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0005.png) Let's have a quick view of our squad.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:07 No.7836850 File1264842442.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0004.png)

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:08 No.7836854 I. Love. This. Took a while.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:08 No.7836857 File1264842512.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0003.png)

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)04:09 No.7836866 File1264842599.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0002.png)

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)04:10 No.7836869 File1264842638.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0001.png)

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:11 No.7836870 SEND ROOKIES advice X-COM EVERYONE DIE

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)04:13 No.7836891 File1264842801.png-(11 KB, 320x200, shot0006.png) Holy shit it's dark out there! Time to do something about that. Ok, let's have the tank go next...

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)04:14 No.7836900 File1264842880.png-(12 KB, 320x200, shot0007.png) My throwing arm is weak... ;___;

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:15 No.7836904 And I just happened to be online... sweet!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)04:15 No.7836907 File1264842959.png-(15 KB, 320x200, shot0008.png) A ROCKET TANK, A ROCKET TANK

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:16 No.7836910 >>7836900 Should've use your fappin arm

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:16 No.7836912 >Night mission. Why for the love of god would you go on a night mission that isn't a terror mission?!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)04:16 No.7836914 File1264843008.png-(14 KB, 320x200, shot0009.png) BUILDINGS 'N' SHIT AT 9 O'CLOCK, PROBABLY DOODS THERE.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)04:20 No.7836944 File1264843237.png-(8 KB, 320x200, shot0010.png) >>7836910 I have a tiny penis and joined this military organization to develop self-esteem just like the posters said. Maybe I shouldn't have said that out-loud...oh well. Nothing's on the motion scanner.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:20 No.7836945 File1264843256.png-(197 KB, 900x881, OH BOY.png) >>7836914 BRACE FOR TOTAL DESTRUCTION

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:21 No.7836949 Why did the part van drop me off here?

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:22 No.7836953 File1264843322.png-(16 KB, 320x200, shot0011.png) I...I'm going out. To secure the landing area. Someone has to.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:22 No.7836954 >>7836949 >party van

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:22 No.7836958 >>7836953 Oh god no!

Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:23 No.7836967
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Oh shit! I've spotted the UFO. It's all broken and metallic...I can just see a bit of it between these two houses. Oh god these buildings must be swarming with survivors from the crash...they can probably shoot us from the windows. I'm so dead.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:24 No.7836969 >>7836944 Warning! I am detecting large quantities of your mother.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:25 No.7836984 >>7836967 Now if I can manage to not blow myself up with the rocket launcher, I might be okay...

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:25 No.7836987 >>7836912 this, Crashed UFO will usually last long enough for daytime. Landed UFO can be made Crashed UFO.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:26 No.7836994 >>7836967 Someone is going to die~~~

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:26 No.7836995 >>7836987 Crashed ufo has no elerium in it.

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)04:27 No.7836996 >>7836987 You say this as if I want to do good in this game instead of turning namefags into rookies and sending them to their death.

Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:27 No.7836999
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I couldn't pass up the $2 offer to pick this up on steam. I'm dating myself, but I have really fond memories of playing this on my first PC. In the days before sound cards, and Alien turns would take 2 or 3 minutes to process.

I also forgot how brutal it is. Those poor aryans are dropping like flies.

Someone needs to clone this in java as a multiplayer game. Then make a 40k mod.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:29 No.7837018 >>7836999 Think there is already a multiplayer version, not java iirc. http://ufo2000.sourceforge.net/

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:30 No.7837025 File1264843817.png-(16 KB, 320x200, shot0013.png) Fuck it, I'm sitting here where I can pretend to be useful but stay out of sight. I swear, an alien is going to pop right around the corner and disintegrate me, I just know it.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:30 No.7837031 >>7837025 Well, this is going swimmingly.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:31 No.7837034 >>7836999 you can already do Imperial guard mode. Jumpsuits, laser rifles, and rookies only. Alternatively Space Marine is power suits and heavy cannons only. Flying suits with stunrods for assault marines.

STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)04:32 No.7837040
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>>7837018
(This. I kept advertising this on /tg/ but no one would remember the link for long. I would love to play anyone in that. Though I tend to roleplay a little too much with my teams...)

These goddamn aliens are not killing me a second time!

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:32 No.7837043 >>7837018 But there's no aliens...

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)04:32 No.7837047 >>7837034 More like with CHAINSAWS. That game has custom weapons they added.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:34 No.7837060 OH BOY, its this thread again.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:35 No.7837070 This is awesome and you should feel awesome

Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)04:36 No.7837079
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"Ray, why are we here?"

>"Xom said we were needed to save the world, so we should join up here. I'm sure he knows what he's talking about."

"But we've got guns, no real training and there's aliens around here. We might die!"

>"Stop complaining and keep your eyes out, I'm sure it won't be that bad. Xom's a pretty trustworthy guy, he wouldn't get us killed."

"If you say so..."

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:37 No.7837090 >>7837043 True, but I guess someone could mod them into it. >>7836999 already wanted 40k mod. >>7837060 Yes. It is X-Com thread.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:38 No.7837099 Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7743011/ http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7748896/

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)04:38 No.7837105 File1264844332.png-(12 KB, 320x200, shot0016.png) HOLY SHIT SOMETHING JUST SHOT THE TANK FROM THE WINDOW! I THINK I JUST SAW A GUY IN A CLOAK, YOU DIDN'T SAY WE WERE FIGHTING WIZARDS

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:39 No.7837113 >>7837105 WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE LARPER ALIENS!

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:41 No.7837132 >>7837113 I put on my robe and my alien hat~

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:42 No.7837135 >>7837113 I lol'd. This is no invasion folks, Earth is just the larp ground for the millenial sectocon.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)04:42 No.7837137 File1264844533.png-(8 KB, 320x200, shot0017.png) My LARPdar says there's one right beside the door on the other side.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:42 No.7837143 >>7837137 Sweet let's cack 'em.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)04:42 No.7837146 File1264844576.png-(15 KB, 320x200, shot0018.png) LIGHTNING BOLT

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:43 No.7837149 >>7837135 >>7837113 W-What about the dead people?!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)04:43 No.7837153 File1264844637.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0019.png) OH NO NO NO I'M A ROCKET TANK

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:43 No.7837154 >>7837149 Oh they're just mannequins I bet. Or else they're just playing dead to add to the ambience. I saw this at a Cam event once.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:45 No.7837172 >>7837153 oh fuck oh fuck you blew up a house old man jenkins is gonna be pissed

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:45 No.7837175 >>7837154 Oh...that make sense. >>7837153 That tank is almost like a dreadnought...

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)04:45 No.7837176 File1264844758.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0020.png) OLD MAN JENKINS CAN SUCK MY ROCKETDICK

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:46 No.7837180 >>7837176 Yep it's a dreadnought.

Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:47 No.7837184

>>7837149
Well, this millenium's larp is about an alien invasion. The people were just mistaken for guys playing monsters or 'natives'. Seriously, who dies to nerf guns... oh, aliens you say? Nah, they just play dead, as per larp rules. Sometimes they go too far and get dissected, though.

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:47 No.7837188 File1264844832.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0021.png) YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR BACK TURNED

>>	Gelatinous Rube, Giant Minion of Mirage 01/30/10(Sat)04:47 No.7837190 >>7836783 It's just my job, five days a week. ROCKET TAAAAAAAANK

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:49 No.7837204 File1264844949.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0023.png) SUCK IIIIIIT

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:49 No.7837212 >>7837190 I digress. ROCKET TOOOOOONK is more appropriate.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:50 No.7837216 >>7837184 Soooo what about the Chrysalids?!

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:51 No.7837226 >>7837204 Let's stick it to those LARPers! Yeah!

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:51 No.7837227 File1264845110.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0024.png) They don't give us rookies enough credit. Look how capable we are now, and we're just going to get better. >Maus: Yes yes, you got a kill. Congrats. Now calm the fuck down and watch your back.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:52 No.7837231 >>7837216 That is unfortunate. You will need to talk to the management, and report the rules violation. The regulations for this millenium clearly stated: NO PETS.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)04:53 No.7837244 File1264845204.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0025.png) See Aaron? We're hardly dying, we already got two of them. >I guess you're right. Should we get out of the skyranger? Nah, I say we stay here until we're needed.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)04:54 No.7837255 >>7837231 Goddammit and I guess the UFO are props?

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)04:56 No.7837272 >>7837255 Yeah, LARPers have a lot of time on their hands. Some of the SCA events are like Burning Man for nerds, they make all kinds of shit.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)04:56 No.7837273 >>7837255 Of course, what else? They get delivered by our staff, nicknamed the Mutons. The 'Battleships' are actually staff cars with some tasers to ward off local fauna, some of the larp takes place in the wilderness after all.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:01 No.7837315 >>7837272 >>7837273 ....This make sense...no invasion. No killing. Just Alien LARPers?

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:02 No.7837323 >>7837315 Well, there's killing. Look at that alien I just shot over there. Let's get the rest before his buddies find out.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:03 No.7837326 File1264845801.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0026.png) >HIDDEN MOVEMENT >ZAP OH FUCK YOU, YOU THINK YOU'RE A WISE GUY, HUH? FUCKING WITH THE ROCKET TANK? ALWAYS FUCKING SHOOTING ME? WELL I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, RAGE FOR EXAMPLE! YOU WILL TASTE ALL MY RAGE!

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:03 No.7837328 >>7837323 ...Right.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:04 No.7837334 >>7837315 No invasion. No killing. Let them be, they'll finish their nerdfest and go home. >>7837323 He got hit by a 'native', so he's playing dead, makes sense?

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:04 No.7837339 File1264845881.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0027.png) IF I WAS A TRAIN I WOULD BE A RAPE TRAIN YOU CANNOT STOP THE RAPE TRAIN YOU CANNOT STOP THE RAPE TRAIN AT ALL

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:05 No.7837345 >>7837334 Yeah, see, they're letting us play too. Kind of hospitable of them. Make sure to stay in character. We're badass anti-alien soldiers, okay? Veterans of countless battles. Not rookies at all.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)05:06 No.7837352 File1264845973.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0028.png) I should toss this flare and cast some rays his way. As...'quaint'...that tank is, it still can't see a thing in this dark.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:07 No.7837363 File1264846078.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0029.png) THAT IS IT I HAVE HAD IT NO MORE I AM TURNING AROUND AND >Reaction shot FUCK...YOOOOU

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)05:09 No.7837374 File1264846148.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0030.png) >STALKER fires in the direction where the shots came from, fires too short of her target, damages Maus by one point. OH I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SHOOT ME FIRST YOU GENDERCONFUSED BITCH.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:09 No.7837380 >>7837374 Dammit! My money was on Maus getting Stalker first!

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:10 No.7837386 File1264846255.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0031.png) I think there's an alien right here, behind this wall...

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:11 No.7837392 >>7837386 Just some out-of-shape LARPer, I can handle him...

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)05:11 No.7837397 File1264846290.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0032.png) I'll just...throw my flare.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:11 No.7837399 >>7837374 OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I TOLD YOU! HAHAHA! >>7837380 NOW PAY ME.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:12 No.7837404 >>7837399 ..Fuck.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)05:13 No.7837413 File1264846387.png-(17 KB, 320x200, shot0033.png) Damn, still nothing.

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:13 No.7837419 File1264846419.png-(14 KB, 320x200, shot0034.png) !

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:14 No.7837425 This thread s- read thread fuck yeah!

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:14 No.7837427 File1264846490.png-(14 KB, 320x200, shot0035.png) HAHAHA! WHERE ARE YOU BEANIE BAGS NOW, RASTLIN? WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:15 No.7837434 File1264846533.png-(16 KB, 320x200, shot0036.png) I CAN SEE THE UFO FROM HERE, FUCK YES WINDOWS.IMMA GET CLOSER.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:15 No.7837436 >>7837427 This is going too well... god dammit. I'm gonna die. Lol.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:17 No.7837445 File1264846655.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0037.png) THIS SAUCER'S BANGED UP GOOD LIKE YOUR MOTHER AFTER I WAS DONE WITH HER >Raycaster: Is that a UFO navigation? I always wanted one.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:18 No.7837456 File1264846704.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0038.png) FUCKING TIME UNITS, ALWAYS NOT ENOUGH TAKIN' COVER

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:18 No.7837458 Man it's awesome that they made this saucer prop with the intent of blowing it up. I guess LARPers like to blow things up in cornfields like the rest of us.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:19 No.7837468 File1264846791.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0039.png) OH YOU FUCKING DO NOT- SON OF A BITCH TRIED SHOOTING ME ROKKIT TANK SAYS THAT'S SOME KIND OF BULLSHIT, BITCH IS GONNA PAY

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:21 No.7837480 File1264846865.png-(25 KB, 320x200, shot0040.png) ONCE I GET MY ROCKET DONG THROUGH THIS WINDOW I WILL SHOOT WHITE-HOT EXPLODING RAGE RIGHT INTO THEIR SHITHOLES

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:21 No.7837489 >>7837480 You know, ROKKIT TANK, if you're gay, it's cool, I won't judge. Just tell me, so I don't leave my back to you.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:21 No.7837490 File1264846904.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0041.png) THERE'S THE ASSHOLE, JUST STARING AT ME LIKE A RETARDED CHIHUAHUA

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:22 No.7837494 Bump for the bump god

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:22 No.7837501 File1264846968.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0042.png) OPEN WIDE, THIS IS ONLY GOING TO HURT FOR A MOMENT

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:23 No.7837513 File1264847017.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0043.png) FUCK YES, BAGGED A BITCH THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS THERE! AREA OF EFFECT IS SHITWIN THIS IS HOW THE ROCKET TANK ROLLS BABY!

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:26 No.7837533 My god. Rocket tank is the most rude, lewd and crude piece of robotics ever conceived.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:27 No.7837536 >>7837513 see, rocket tanks are nice, but 4 mooks with launchers are better.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)05:27 No.7837539 File1264847248.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0044.png) Did you guys hear anything? Like a large explosion and a whole bunch of angry yelling? Or was that just me?

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:28 No.7837548 I'm imagining Rocket Tank is driven by a miniature Samuel L. Jackson.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:29 No.7837550 The tank is scary. Amazingly scary.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:29 No.7837552 >>7837533 Wait till he gets his blaster launcher.

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)05:29 No.7837553 File1264847353.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0045.png) You know what Ray, this looks fun. I'm going to go in and try to get a few of them.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:31 No.7837566 I wish this was a stream.

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:31 No.7837571 File1264847518.png-(15 KB, 320x200, shot0046.png) You know, it was probably not a very good idea to squat here with my back to the door, but my underpants were really bunched up. Not having a wedgie could death on the battlefield.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:33 No.7837583 >>7837571 Well, as long as ROKKIT TANK isn't behind me, my ass should be safe.

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:34 No.7837592 File1264847693.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0047.png) Creepy fucking apple trees with your creepy fucking darkness...

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:36 No.7837603 File1264847761.png-(22 KB, 320x200, shot0048.png) And TURN...nothing there. Good. Moving awaaay from the darkness into the totally desolated and scorched and most of all DEVOID OF ALL ALIEN LIFE crater the tank left...

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:36 No.7837608 File1264847807.png-(22 KB, 320x200, shot0049.png) OH FUCK REACTION SHOT FROM 9 O'CLOCK JESUS XENU CJOPAZE

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:37 No.7837616 File1264847854.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0050.png) There he is, imma burn a hole in his- >not enough Time Units I'm fucked aren't I... Unless...

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:38 No.7837624 >>7837616 CRAAAAAAAAP!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)05:39 No.7837628 File1264847966.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0051.png) ROCKET TANK! ON IT MOFUGGA.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:41 No.7837646 Fuck yeah

Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:46 No.7837686
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...Wow, Rokkit Tank. When imagined YOU and MY ASS in the same sentence, I never would have thought the situation would involve you saving it instead of doing...other things. I guess I was wrong about you, and really owe you one.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:46 No.7837697 I bet the tank is voice by Samuel L Jackson.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)05:46 No.7837700 File1264848404.png-(17 KB, 320x200, shot0053.png) Okay, I've been holding onto this flare for far too long. HURR-

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:47 No.7837705 So... tired... but thread.... so awesome...

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)05:49 No.7837719 File1264848558.png-(17 KB, 320x200, shot0054.png) >low TU >low Strength Yeah, I'm ditching this heavy piece of crap.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:49 No.7837724 >>7837719 He's dead.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)05:50 No.7837730 File1264848605.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0055.png) Hey Aaron, we should cover these stables. No one checked them out yet.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)05:51 No.7837746 File1264848679.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0056.png) Alright, no motion detected here, and my job done, I retreat where things will not pop out and fry my bacon.

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:52 No.7837756 File1264848724.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0057.png) Well fuck. That's all of you then, huh. I guess it's up to me, THE ONLY ONE WITH BALLS AROUND HERE, to boldly go where no BABIES have gone before.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:52 No.7837763 >>7837746 What are you talking about, I'M RIGHT HERE!

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:52 No.7837770 File1264848763.png-(22 KB, 320x200, shot0058.png) All clear. Now that I've scouted ahead, I'll just retreat and-

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:53 No.7837783 File1264848797.png-(26 KB, 320x200, shot0059.png) This is not looking good here, umm...

>>	Rookie Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:54 No.7837791 File1264848861.png-(25 KB, 320x200, shot0060.png) >Turns Ends >Hidden Movement >ZAP AAAUGH- (Any last words, Richard?)

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)05:55 No.7837807 >>7837791 "ahhh, my spleen!"

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)05:56 No.7837815 >>7837791 He still own me moneys.

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)05:56 No.7837822 >>7837791 God that stings... Imma....give you a wedgie...gamer kid...just you wai....blargh.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)06:01 No.7837888 File1264849316.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0061.png) ROOKIE...? ROOKIE?! FUCKERS!!!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)06:02 No.7837898 File1264849364.png-(27 KB, 320x200, shot0062.png) FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)06:03 No.7837907 >>7837888 >>7837888 >>7837898 SQUAD BROKEN.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)06:04 No.7837917 File1264849462.png-(26 KB, 320x200, shot0063.png) I'M COMING TO GET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND NO PUSSY-ASS WALL IS GOING TO STOP ME

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:05 No.7837930 File1264849546.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0064.png) I'M RIGHT, FUCKING, HERE! HOLY SHIT! THE WALLS JUST DISAPPEARED! FUCK! HOW AM I UNHURT!

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)06:07 No.7837948 File1264849627.png-(27 KB, 320x200, shot0065.png) Can this thing really shoot through walls? >Yeah, and I have infinite ammo. We can shoot a hole here and set up an overwatch. Well, I do have a really big gun. I think we should capitalize on that.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:07 No.7837955 File1264849671.png-(9 KB, 320x200, shot0066.png) Doo-de-doo~ I think this'll do.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:09 No.7837962 File1264849742.png-(11 KB, 320x200, shot0067.png) Aaand-what-

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:09 No.7837976 File1264849797.png-(13 KB, 320x200, shot0068.png) Oh shit, one of them's trying to flank the others. >Prime grenade >Throw Yes!

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:11 No.7837984 File1264849862.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0069.png) BOOM IS RIGHT! ...shit no scream. He must still be alive.

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)06:11 No.7837992 File1264849919.png-(10 KB, 320x200, shot0070.png)

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)06:12 No.7838003 >>7837992 Well we're dead.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:13 No.7838007 File1264849994.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0073.png) >Gunfire >Reaction fire HOLY SHIT!

>>	Richard Motion 01/30/10(Sat)06:14 No.7838018 Imma sleep now, I think... good luck to the survivors, and I'll check this thread in the morning.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)06:14 No.7838020 File1264850066.png-(27 KB, 320x200, shot0074.png) THAT WAS INTENSE I- I think I got one! ...I almost died!

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:18 No.7838048 File1264850323.png-(8 KB, 320x200, shot0075.png) Got movement around the corner!

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:19 No.7838053 And now, for something completely related! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY6Kp5-naEU

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)06:19 No.7838054 File1264850360.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0076.png) I see him! Now how do I shoot this thing...

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)06:20 No.7838067 File1264850428.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0077.png) Point, line up sights, squeeze the trigger...

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)06:21 No.7838073 >>7838053 MY BRAIN. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM?!

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)06:21 No.7838078 File1264850492.png-(22 KB, 320x200, shot0078.png) >BOOM! >BOOM! >BOOM! >Groan... Hell yes!

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:22 No.7838082 >>7838073 Mind Control Successful.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:23 No.7838093 File1264850622.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0079.png) CRAP CRAP CRAP MOVING

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:24 No.7838096 >>7838082 Man. I am going to kill you someday... I won't be able to use a psy amp with a straight face for the next month.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:24 No.7838103 File1264850691.png-(5 KB, 320x200, shot0080.png) SHIIIIIT MOVEMENT

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)06:25 No.7838108 >>7838082 FIEOHUSSREOFENPCCCPDWPDESLTIAOLPIWN-

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:27 No.7838128 >>7838108 I see what you did there.

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)06:29 No.7838146 File1264850958.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0081.png) YOU KNOW WHAT CAN STOP THE FUCKING RAPE TRAIN? A CHAIR A GODDAMN CHAIR I CAN'T SQUEEZE PAST IT OR ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)06:30 No.7838158 File1264851024.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0082.png) FINE THEN I'LL JUST LODGE MYSELF INTO THIS ALCOVE OVER HERE AND SHOOT MY CREAMY WHITE DEATH CANNON AT WHATEVER HAPPENS TO WALK BY DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)06:31 No.7838169 >>7838146 Fuckin lol'd.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:31 No.7838170 File1264851088.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0083.png) I just can't bear to think that the bastard I grenaded is still alive. I'd better go over and- oh what do we have here.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:34 No.7838197 File1264851276.png-(9 KB, 320x200, shot0084.png) Oh, fucker probably sees me. Better take him out before he gets any ideas.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:35 No.7838208 >>7838146 I am reminded of space marines and staircases.

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:38 No.7838225 File1264851482.png-(9 KB, 320x200, shot0085.png) AUTO SHOT BITCH >miss >miss >miss Well then...still got enough left for a single shot, better accuracy. >miss >reaction shot

>>	STALKER (Rookie) 01/30/10(Sat)06:39 No.7838236 File1264851583.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0086.png) >Zzzza- (any last words?)

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:40 No.7838242 File1264851646.png-(20 KB, 320x200, shot0087.png) STALKER...? STALKER, can you hear me?

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:41 No.7838245 >>7838236 Ufo porno?

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:41 No.7838247 >>7838236 "Dammit I knew we should have brought guns, not flashlights!"

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)06:41 No.7838250 Rad thread bro, but bigger images would be nice

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:44 No.7838276 File1264851864.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0088.png) Oh god...STALKER! What have they done to you! Oh no... Duke, can you hear me? STALKER's dead!

>>	Duke 01/30/10(Sat)06:45 No.7838284 File1264851934.jpg-(207 KB, 1024x768, duke nukem 3d.jpg) >>7838276 Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)06:46 No.7838294 >>7838250 No screenshot software I have is able to save these images correctly, and in in-game screencaps produce these tiny images and don't show shots flying through the air.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:57 No.7838407 File1264852662.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0089.png) ALRIGHT THAT'S IT >Reaction shots take out two sections of wall just east of Maus.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:58 No.7838415 File1264852697.png-(9 KB, 320x200, shot0090.png) FUCKERRRR!

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)06:59 No.7838421 File1264852746.png-(16 KB, 320x200, shot0091.png) Alright. I suck at shooting. Maybe I should think of a strategy.

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:00 No.7838430 File1264852810.png-(23 KB, 320x200, shot0092.png) Oh shi- Nice shot Ray.

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)07:00 No.7838438 File1264852853.png-(10 KB, 320x200, shot0093.png) ...

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:02 No.7838451 File1264852931.png-(14 KB, 320x200, shot0094.png) Alright, we handlin this old-style.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:02 No.7838456 >>7838421 >implying any rookies don't suck at shooting

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:03 No.7838462 File1264852996.png-(16 KB, 320x200, shot0095.png) Just gotta cook this grenade and we'll be picking floater chunks off the lawn. Just like STALKER would have wanted.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:03 No.7838469 File1264853031.png-(8 KB, 320x200, shot0096.png) Okay, we're doing this. I just gotta pop out and hope-

Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:05 No.7838489
File1264853132.png-(21 KB, 320x200, shot0097.png)

Ray?

>Mmm?

I think it's just us now...

>Oh shit. No, that can't- It's true. It's just us and the tank...we'll never make it. Alright. Fuck. We need that motion scanned. Without it, we're boned. I'm going to go and get it.

Careful!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)07:07 No.7838503 File1264853244.png-(17 KB, 320x200, shot0098.png) OH SHIT, THERE'S THE FUCKER. I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS SHIT. >Wait, no!

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:08 No.7838514 File1264853287.png-(24 KB, 320x200, shot0099.png) You blew up the motion scanner and you didn't even kill him! Nevermind, I'll handle this.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:08 No.7838523 File1264853334.png-(8 KB, 320x200, shot0100.png) >BOOM! >Groan >BOOM >BOOM That's how you do it.

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:09 No.7838532 File1264853395.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0101.png) Ray? What are you doing? You haven't moved for three rounds.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:10 No.7838541 File1264853447.png-(22 KB, 320x200, shot0102.png) Just checking my equipment, I'll be over in a bit. I can't be lugging the autocannon around the whole time, it's running low on ammo.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:11 No.7838553 OH I'M DEAD? AGAIN?

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:13 No.7838568 File1264853609.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0103.png) Alright, well, I think another proximity mine would be good. Just blow up anything that tries to come at us. Cover the door while I regain my time units. >ZAP ...nice job.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:14 No.7838574 >>7838553 Yes. And you know what the floater's doing to your corpse. Again.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:16 No.7838587 >>7838574 GODDAMMIT.

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:16 No.7838591 File1264853808.png-(13 KB, 320x200, shot0104.png) Oh fuck! One of them just took pot shots at us and ran away! I'll just leave this here...

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)07:18 No.7838602 File1264853903.png-(14 KB, 320x200, shot0105.png) OH U MAD FLOATER, I SEE YOU THERE WITH YOUR ONE BALL STICKING OUT YOUR ASS GOT ONE LAST ROCKET FOR YOU, BETTER MAKE IT COUNT

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)07:19 No.7838610 File1264853946.png-(15 KB, 320x200, shot0106.png) FOOL

>>	Demaster+Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:25 No.7838653 File1264854332.png-(15 KB, 320x200, shot0107.png) >Proximity grenade explosion >groan >Reaction shots! >groan Oh yes, we are badass to the core.

>>	Demaster+Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:26 No.7838665 File1264854412.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0109.png) Should we just squat down here and wait for any that are left to come down to us? Yes lets.

>>	Demaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:29 No.7838686 File1264854543.png-(13 KB, 320x200, shot0111.png) I'm sure this was the sound of a wooden door opening or closing...

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)07:31 No.7838701 File1264854713.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0112.png) HEY ASSHOLES WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE. I'D BLOW IT UP BUT I'M OUT OF ROCKETS.

>>	Demaser 01/30/10(Sat)07:32 No.7838705 File1264854764.png-(11 KB, 320x200, shot0113.png) Oh, that's fine, I'll just come over there and- >BANG (ok, this was a horrible misclick on my part. He just ran into his own prox grenade and I can't do anything about it...)

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:32 No.7838706 Holy shit I'm alive :D >>7836944 ... ;____; I'm working on that

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:33 No.7838712 stream it already gaddamn

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:34 No.7838718 File1264854856.png-(19 KB, 320x200, shot0114.png) Aaron? Aaron, what are you d-doing...all over the walls...and floor...and ceiling...Aaron?

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:34 No.7838719 >>7838706 I'm dead. BUT ATLEAST I SHOT YOU!

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:35 No.7838722 File1264854908.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0115.png) IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT HE'S DEAD

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)07:35 No.7838726 >>7838706 >>7838719 You're both quite dead. Nothing's left of the bodies.

>>	Raycaster 01/30/10(Sat)07:37 No.7838735 File1264855033.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0117.png) THAT'S RIGHT, SMOLDER LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:37 No.7838741 >>7838726 Goddammit STALKER! I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!

>>	ROKKIT TANK 01/30/10(Sat)07:37 No.7838742 File1264855071.png-(18 KB, 320x200, shot0118.png) ...ALRIGHT, YOU'RE YOU'RE JUST NEEDLESSLY RUBBING IT IN. TEABAGGING, SERIOUSLY?

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:38 No.7838747 File1264855105.jpg-(173 KB, 640x480, icameohfuckargh.jpg) >I click on this thread >my music player shuffles onto the opening to War of the Worlds

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:38 No.7838749 HA. HA. HA.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:39 No.7838755 File1264855197.jpg-(78 KB, 603x747, emote 1264455698563.jpg) >>7838749 I. hate you.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:40 No.7838764 >>7838755 I love you too sarge.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:44 No.7838786 >>7838764 You get cosmoline scrubbing duty for the rifle shipment we're getting this month.

X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)07:44 No.7838787
File1264855487.jpg-(226 KB, 600x474, 1213675369510.jpg)

Fuck. Shit just turned epic in the game, and I took plenty of screenshots, but now I must get home from work and try not to collapse. Will upload there.

Both Raycaster and ROKKIT TENK are still alive, despite the tank taking several shots. Much farmhouses are destroyed. Stay frosty.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:46 No.7838796 >>7838747 ... this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0 My god, it's groovy~

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:48 No.7838811 File1264855714.png-(248 KB, 704x396, stinku.png) >>7838787 STAY FROSTY OSCAR MIKE, OVER. RAMIREZ? RAMIREZ, POAR THE FUCKING TEA ALREADY GODDAMMIT.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:49 No.7838815 File1264855743.jpg-(113 KB, 1024x768, DAMMIT.jpg) >>7838786 BUT SARGE I'M BUSY LIBERATING EUROPE! >>7838787 We're Oscar Mike.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:51 No.7838837 >>7838815 wat game is dat?

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:52 No.7838840 >>7838837 UFO: Aftermath.

>>	Maus 01/30/10(Sat)07:54 No.7838863 >>7838815 You're the only one with the requisite training for rifle-cleaning in the company! Nor is this a suggestion, you just fuckin' do it!

Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)07:54 No.7838864

>>7838837
UFO: Aftermath. X-Com's ugly stepbrother. I loved it dearly nevertheless, thanks to the real-world weaponry and the survival horror-ish feel. Nothing quite as satisfying as wrecking a sectoid's shit with a point-blank shotgun blast, spraying secto-bits on every surface in sight and some beyond.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)07:57 No.7838880 >>7838863 Fine..Fine..OHGODTHATCARISALIVE

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)08:01 No.7838904 >>7838880 AND IT SHOOTS LIGHTNING

>>	X-Command 01/30/10(Sat)09:09 No.7839442 Sorry guys I lied, turns out shit is going to be bad, and I'll have to cut my sleep short before work. Better get as many z's as I can now. I promise if this thread is still alive, shit will be added to it in 8 hours or so.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)09:13 No.7839475 >>7839442 D: Ah well. It was good while it lasted.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/30/10(Sat)09:13 No.7839477 >>7839442 Da.I'm pretty sure the thread won't be here that long though.

>>	Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)11:26 No.7840486 This was a good thread. Still, bigger screencaps would be nice, even if they were just blown up 2 or 3 times

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