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    1.35 MB Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:18 No.7841984  
    ITT, a poster submits a name, and another poster says what sort of character they'd be based on the name only. That poster then also posts a name of their own, and so on.

    I shall begin.

    Grady Turnbuckle.
    >> Blue 01/30/10(Sat)14:20 No.7841993
    >>7841984

    Swashbucklin' rogue or a dashing highwayman. Confident, charming and sarcastic.
    >> Balthazarr !!MiQDic4dWt0 01/30/10(Sat)14:20 No.7841996
    >>7841984
    A halfling rogue designed to duel with one opponent and use fancy moves to outperform them.

    VANDAL SAVAGE
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:21 No.7842000
    Julio Elmendorf
    >> Blue 01/30/10(Sat)14:21 No.7842005
    >>7842000

    Faggot of some sort.

    Next name: Vaulgrim.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:22 No.7842009
    A halfling wrestler out to prove that size doesn't matter as long as you have heart.

    Stephan Lariat.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:22 No.7842010
    >>7842000

    An engineer in his early fifties.

    Kennard Corwin Lamont.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:22 No.7842012
    >>7842005
    Some kind of barbarian or brutish warrior-type. Probably a dwarf, maybe some kind of giant.

    Alcaedantes
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:22 No.7842013
    >>7842005
    Ex-royal guard, bitter after the assassination of the evil king.

    Hugh Saliba
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:23 No.7842016
    >>7842005
    An alien scientist with a Mengele bent.

    Peaches O' Houlahan.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:24 No.7842020
    >>7841996
    A pacifistic scientist who faints at the sight of blood.

    Jack Moreau.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:24 No.7842021
    >>7842010
    Vampire hunter who trusts no one.

    Findel Voort.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:24 No.7842024
    >>7842016
    Why, the lovable scraggly ol' Irish trainer for a team of plucky young upstarts who dies tragically midway through.

    Harghrist
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:24 No.7842032
    >>7842010
    Knight-errant and suave motherfucker. Human, hailing from a chivalrous nation.

    Aji Sahad
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:25 No.7842040
    >>7842024
    A jolly, overweight wizard with a red beard.

    Hadley Weaver.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:26 No.7842044
    >>7842021
    A grim yet brilliant executive in some early pan-oceanic trading company.

    Andromeda Merrecaile
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:26 No.7842050
    >>7842032
    An assassin with a mean streak a mile wide, and a love for exotic women.

    Ginty Hakeswell.
    >> Lothos !!JGMFZN+39s5 01/30/10(Sat)14:27 No.7842052
    >>7842020
    A scruffy, only out for himself, mercenary.

    Lysanthia DeWitt
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:27 No.7842053
    >>7842032
    Saracen warrior learned in the arts of science and philosophy.

    Z'kl Dãrteck.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:27 No.7842055
    >>7842020
    Private investigator, specializing in paranormal.

    Max Paolino
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:27 No.7842058
    >>7842032
    A merchant from some desert nation famed for selling fine wines at reasonable prices.

    Burbedahl
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:27 No.7842063
    >>7842044
    Space cop that everyone respects because of her leadership skills and cool head under pressure.

    Jonathan Mercer.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:28 No.7842064
    >>7842052
    Demon summoner disguised as an aristocrat.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:28 No.7842067
    >>7842058
    A mongolian warrior famed for his ability to eat massive quantities of food.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:28 No.7842068
    nodsri

    no surname. just one name.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:28 No.7842073
    Oh, and Grozienky Witzki
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842080
    >>7842053
    Some sort of generic alien with horrifying mind powers. Possibly tentacles on his face.

    Verrigan Belger
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842081
    >>7842063

    A mage, sorcerer, or magician WITH CLASS.

    Jeremiah Frost
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842082
    >>7842058
    Explorer who has made a name for himself by embracing the lifestyle of the primitive natives.

    Brock Gravestone.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842086
    >>7842044
    An eccentric but friendly female alchemist with a secret taste for experimenting on living flesh.

    Maximillian Nomblecronch.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842087
    >>7842050
    An -astonishingly- fat halfling.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:29 No.7842088
    >>7842080
    A crime boss that enjoys kidnapping, extortion, and classical music.

    Samantha Knox.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:30 No.7842089
    >>7842063
    A priest making his first pilgrimage around the world.

    Lance Lefort
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:30 No.7842095
    >>7842086

    a rich merchant questgiver

    Adrian Farmer
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:30 No.7842096
    >>7842055
    Half-Italian Merc working in the big city, has a drug addiction and a fondness for explosives. Trying to outdo his old Mafia connected father in the killing business.

    Sandeep Gopal
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:31 No.7842099
    >>7842089

    A gruff, world-wise mercenary who's secretly the heir to a noble house or the whole kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:31 No.7842102
    >>7842080
    Outgoing storyteller hunted by the law for a reason he refuses to explain.

    Jorn Jorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:31 No.7842103
    this thread is brilliant already
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:31 No.7842108
    >>7842088
    A streetwise cop who doesn't take any shit cuz her old partner's dead and no-one's stepping in to take the hit.

    Armand Gantus
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842110
    >>7841984
    Stevhen Wiezbaski
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842114
    >>7842081
    A priest serving a god of winter and order.

    Donnie Urst.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842119
    >>7842102

    REALLY REALLY annoying team mascot. Probably just a sentient ball of fuzz and little else.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842120
    >>7842089
    A traveling aspiring wrestler/pornstar hero who delivers justice and hot dickings wherever he goes.

    Palovana Bontecou
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842123
    >>7842108

    embittered german Private Millitary Contractor
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842124
    >>7842102
    Probably the most generic Viking you'll ever meet. Possibly turns into a bear.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:32 No.7842128
    Alexei Dmitrizyn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:33 No.7842130
    >>7842088

    A twitchy mafia enforcer with a mean left hook and a pack-a-day habit.

    Weevlin Shane
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:33 No.7842135
    >>7842082
    The world's most feared bounty hunter.

    Helena Hindel.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:33 No.7842139
    >>7842114

    Plucky young kid who just wants to have adventures yet comes from a very ancient and established line of clergymen.

    Gabriel Dawn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:33 No.7842142
    >>7842128
    Russian spy.

    Lawrence Suscern.
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 01/30/10(Sat)14:34 No.7842145
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    Commissar Sally
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:34 No.7842147
    >>7842139
    Someone who is most certainly not a vampire hunter no sir-ee I just have a load of holy water because I'm in seminary no other reason..

    Arravar Amadri
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:34 No.7842149
    >>7842120
    A criminal mastermind posing as an ambassador from a country that doesn't exist.

    Jeff Dorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:35 No.7842151
    >>7842120
    Famed Commedia Del'Arte clown who is also a midboss for a notorious crime syndicate.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:35 No.7842153
    >>7842130
    A short evil nerd or scientist. His intelligence is only matched by his cowardice. Has some kind snort or snigger.

    Javier Helfrich
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:35 No.7842155
    >>7842120
    Pretentious eastern European art smuggler.

    Trent Firecomb.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:35 No.7842156
    >>7842142

    A brave knight who, due to his humble origins, is robbed of any chance of achieving more than knighthood. Goes mad and turns traitorous as a result.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:35 No.7842158
    >>7842149
    A man with a beard.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842165
    >>7842142
    A freshly retired fisherman who goes on a cross-country trip to see his grandchild for the first time.

    Thomas E'chook
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842166
    >>7842155
    Red headed dwarf, a fighter, but also a thinker

    Alebak
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842169
    >>7842142
    Well now you're not even trying.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842171
    >>7842158

    And that's all the characterization one can ever need.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842172
    >>7842142
    A proud, dashing young gentleman wearing a bowler hat and a standard issue redcoat while holding his custom built Gauss rifle, because those Venusians are such a barbaric folk.


    Doktor Merkwurdigliebe
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:36 No.7842174
    >>7842155
    A man famed for his bright red hair that, alas, was enchanted to set combs on fire. As he was very vain, people noticed his combs catching aflame and the nickname stuck.

    Valamar Vandante
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:37 No.7842178
    >>7842153
    Scientist who is working on a way to create undead super-soldiers.

    Shaun LaShawn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:37 No.7842179
    >>7842153
    A hitman working for a criminal organization. Has little in the brains department but is all muscle. Was taught that only the strong deserve to live, thus everyone he kills deserves it.

    Serban Filav
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:37 No.7842181
    >>7842172
    A doctor whose speciality is love potions

    Nakut-pir
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:38 No.7842184
    >>7842165

    A neckbeard who thinks he's a Na'vi trapped in a human body and has recently embraced his true heritage.

    Horace Freid
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:38 No.7842189
    >>7842153

    A smarmy, sunglasses-wearing asshole also has a well-deserved reputation as the best backup man for any job in the region, so long as you give him a high enough rate of fire.

    Jean Paul Veriscombe
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:38 No.7842192
    >>7842178
    New Zealander farmer leading a cult of evil were-sheep.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:39 No.7842196
    >>7842181
    A horrifying space pirahna that floats around in a sphere of water with manipulator limbs and antigravity devices to float around.

    Azharad Azadhir
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:39 No.7842198
    >>7842155
    Excentric and charismatic bard with a love for pyrotechnics. His hair style combines equal amounts of ridiculous and awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:39 No.7842200
    >>7842172
    One of those bald, comically evil Nazi scientists from WWII-era comic books.

    Elthalin Drog.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:40 No.7842206
    >>7842181
    A Crocodile like lizardman, a bountry hunter in a Egypt-like country.

    Dram Drust
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:40 No.7842209
    >>7842179
    A weaselly bureaucrat by day; badass administrator of the biggest black market trade in the country by night.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:40 No.7842212
    >>7842200
    A half-elf half-orc who combines the beauty of her elven parent and the MASSIVE STRENGTH and hairiness of her orcish parent. Not often invited to parties.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:40 No.7842215
    >>7842189
    French half mime, half barbarian. Will kill you to death with his expressionless expressions, while chewing a damn baguette.


    Scavenger
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:40 No.7842216
    >>7842196
    An oildigger who cannot find oil but instead stumbles upon diamonds.

    Lord Breshor.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:41 No.7842217
    >>7842196

    The twin brother of al-Hazred, who shunned the darker powers and went on to become a professional clown

    Scott Lanner
    >> The Mad Googlier !!b40XThwBsN+ 01/30/10(Sat)14:41 No.7842218
    >>7842196
    Mad Arab intent on summoning Yog-Sothoth

    Brick Manchest
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:41 No.7842224
    >>7842189
    Badass member of the French secret service who has been sent to America on a secret mission.

    Sander Van Groot.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:42 No.7842226
    >>7842200
    Middlingly famous riverdancer and fiddler. Blackbelt in 5 different styles, and the fence for any under-the-table merc jobs in the county.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:42 No.7842227
    >>7842196
    An indoctrinated assassin of a cult worshiping a necromancer god.

    Tern Ert
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:42 No.7842228
    >>7842218
    A skinny, gangly nerdy fellow who nontheless has a very hairy manly chest.

    Vhaulkor Virgoth
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:42 No.7842234
    >>7842196

    Middle-eastern-type wizard/alienist driven mad by his interactions with ancient horrors from beyond this realm.

    Jotunheim Vitterfolk
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.7842238
    >>7842218

    Not a very smart guy, but he's got the muscle to shut you up anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.7842239
    >>7842206
    Knight serving the Dark Lord..

    Horm Slasswater.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.7842240
    >>7842224
    A flying Dutchman. Literally-- he invented a working jetpack, but refuses to share the plans with anyone else.

    Martin de Mora
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:43 No.7842245
    >>7842215
    Post-apocalyptic weapons dealer. Known for the largest range of guns and most lethal booby-traps on his property.

    Jeffry Zafar
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842252
    >>7842234
    A frost giant known for his amazing fashion sense. It takes some skill to assemble a cloak of that size out of wolfskins.

    Dammaedar
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842256
    >>7842218
    Pulp action hero turned pacifist. Soft-spoken and polite, he works a relief mission in Africa, and has earned the respect of the lions by punching them all in the nose.

    Shelley Naitren.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842259
    >>7842234
    Giant who is also the most blatant viking stereotype ever.

    Waggles.
    >> The Mad Googlier !!b40XThwBsN+ 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842261
    >>7842215
    A corporate shark who purchases and turns around failing buisnesses

    The Seventh Unspeakable Librarian That Forgets Morning
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842262
    >>7842206
    Last crocodile hunter in Northern Territory. He hunts the mystical "OI-THATS-A-BIG-ONE" crocodile stalking Dungadoooo, in a quest of revenge for his dead father.


    Betty Chesnut
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:44 No.7842264
    >>7842234

    Swedish-American man who was groomed by his neo-nazi father to take back the Fatherland, only to abandon his ancestral ways and become a renowned carver of wooden bears
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:45 No.7842268
    >>7842216
    An overly pompous lizardman who believes that since he controls an old ruin in his swampland home he can wear the title 'Lord".

    Garganos
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:45 No.7842275
    >>7842216
    Just as planned feudal lord who has slowly been expanding his domains through a series of convoluted schemes.

    Kruul Kross.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:46 No.7842276
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    >>7842120

    Child-bearer extraordinaire.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:46 No.7842280
    >>7842264

    Forgot my name:

    Calvin C. Calvin
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:46 No.7842282
    >>7842262
    An unassuming housewife who used to be the most notorious mercenary and assassin in the world. She hasn't lost the touch.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:47 No.7842287
    >>7842245
    The white-skinned son of a Tsar and an obscure Brittish pop star. After his parents divorce he decides to life with his father.

    Francis 'Lugger' McEwen.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:47 No.7842288
    >>7842275
    The first orcish hip-hop star in the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:47 No.7842290
    >>7842275
    Skeletor-like cartoon villain. Travels the world in a giant flying skull and crossbones shaped castle.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:47 No.7842296
    >>7842252
    Ancient god that has recently returned, only to find it has been long forgotten.

    Vilmer Truncheon.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:48 No.7842300
    >>7842268
    A Half-Earth Genasi/Half-Fire Genasi Man, renowned smith, lives in solitude on the slopes of Mt. Solwer.

    Backoto Fuckogata.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:48 No.7842305
    >>7842252
    Daemon Prince of the Arcing Citadel. Actually a pretty nice guy, for a demon, and goes to great effort to make his city the safest and most pleasant place on the lower planes... in exchange for an agreement from all his citizens that he may occasionally use their souls as a massive power battery for his experiments in creating new demonic life.

    Lady Cynthia Sholtok.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:48 No.7842306
    >>7842287
    Member of the Irish mob. Hearkens back to the Irish pre-famine-- black-haired, well over six feet tall, able to break people in half with his bare hands.

    Archon Almadine
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:49 No.7842315
    >>7842287
    American machinegunner during WWI.

    Franz Grand.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:50 No.7842327
    >>7842296

    The world's only shovel-based superhero

    Cinaed MacClellan
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:50 No.7842333
    >>7842296
    A city guard, nicknamed for his most favourite thing to apply to people's faces, criminal or otherwise.
    >>7842300
    A horrible Asian stereotype in a blaxploitation action-comedy movie.
    >>7842305
    A classy Victorian-style woman who is, incidentally, also a dreadful necromancer whose house staff have been replaced by the shambling undead.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:50 No.7842335
    >>7842300

    Respected businessman of Japanese descent, working for one of those zaibatsu corporations. Owner of a pretty extensive "secrets" list.


    Richard Waving
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:50 No.7842337
    >>7842280

    JUST AS PLANNED magnificent bastard extraordinaire. By the time you've decided he's your enemy, you've already lost.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.7842338
    >>7842300
    Japanese mobster from Neo-Chicago. Got sick of everyone making fun of his height, so he changed his name to be more intimidating.

    Chuck Charge.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.7842339
    >>7842305
    Unnaturally beautiful consort of the king. Actually a succubus disguising herself as a mortal as part of a fiendish plot.

    Raphael Brumble
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.7842340
    Johnathon Wonder.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.7842342
    >>7842315
    German-Hungarian Grenadier, part of the Waffen-SS.

    Varenus Luckmann.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:51 No.7842343
    >>7842315
    A remarkably large German man who is also remarkably wealthy.

    Praxicus the Elder
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:52 No.7842346
    >>7842300
    Comic relief asian looking dude. He is so short people is not really sure if he's human or halfling. Also tries to copulate or at least hits on every single sentient female life-form that crosses his path.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:52 No.7842348
    >>7842288
    >>7842290
    Combining these two for my next BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:53 No.7842352
    >>7842335
    A porn star with a sense of humor.

    Handel Darkblade.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:53 No.7842360
    >>7842342
    A knight with horrendous luck ever since a distant ancestor made a demonic pact to increase his fortunes. The name came from that lucky man, even if none of his children retained it.
    >>7842340
    One of those great Johnny Quest style young heroes. Possibly also the son of a scientist with lots of crazy wonderful tools at his disposal.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.7842361
    >>7842327

    Scottish archer and hunter reknowned for his impressive resilience to alcohol and any form of underwear.

    Ghannea Wombosi
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.7842362
    >>7842261
    One of a group of Computer Science majors at a cut-rate university that somehow survived the War. They and their miraculously intact campus have the largest stockpile of preserved knowledge and information within a hundred miles, and have responded with according levels of megalomania. The Seventh has turned his anime fanboyism into a mystic ritual that has gained him a small cult of followers in the Archivists, and is fond of an over-sized double-barreled railgun he calls Lady Suiseiseki.

    Missy Shool.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.7842364
    >>7842343

    A stern minister and advisor to a feckless prince, whose calculation costs thousands of lives but holds the realm together.

    Veles Tirenbar.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.7842365
    >>7842339
    Clumsy sky pirate who nevertheless always succeeds with whatever he is doing through dumb luck.

    Jove Lissner.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:54 No.7842370
    >>7842352
    Actually a pretty decent guy you know? Yeah, he used unspeakable blasphemous powers to become a horrifying death-dealing warrior, but he's not bad when you get to know him.

    Anders Burke
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:55 No.7842374
    Susan Ariana.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:56 No.7842384
    Jagomir von Ziethen.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:56 No.7842389
    >>7842343
    A mercenary who bleives he is the reincarnation of a roman centurion.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:56 No.7842392
    >>7842315
    A twenty-some year old male from French-Russian descent who lives as a lumberjack in France near the German border as WWI starts.

    Kirsangor.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:57 No.7842394
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    >>7842346
    ?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:57 No.7842396
    >>7842364
    A famed captain of the seas rumoured to never make dock at any port and has been sailing the seas for a century. In truth, he's an elf wizard and uses his magic to take care of everything he might need.
    >>7842365
    A man with a creepy smile who always wears a suit and seems to show up, unexpectedly, whenever you need him most. He doesn't charge for his help, either, but there's something creepy about him that you can't shake.

    Dromine Ephedos
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:57 No.7842398
    >>7842362
    Teenaged criminal who uses her innocent looks to rob older men.

    Tyrel Freedom.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:58 No.7842407
    >>7842343
    Robotic AI that has gone senile.

    Humphrey Trenton.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:58 No.7842415
    >>7842398
    A lawful good Tyler Durden.

    Noko Mootman
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:58 No.7842416
    >>7842370

    Swedish serial killer who has the habit of of showing his dick to his victims before killing them. Poses as a pretentious, artistically inclined douchebag.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:59 No.7842421
    >>7842365
    Lighthouse keeper off the coast of Finland, whose lighthouse is the nexus of a weak point in the barrier between realities. Offers a friendly cup of tea and some free advice to interdimensional travellers, as well as the occasional shelter; his lighthouse is neutral ground, for EVERYONE.

    Dermott Sinclair.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:59 No.7842424
    >>7842374
    A young woman who may or may not actually be a dreadful spider-beast in disguise. Maybe a werespider. She is remarkably attractive, however, and always seems to slither her way into the highest social circles.
    >>7842384
    A crazed man who believes the Second World War never ended and so rushes about Eastern Europe, making a nuisance of himself.

    Nia Nemouthes
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:59 No.7842425
    >>7842398
    An urban black "super"hero who, despite lacking any superpowers, is more than capable of using his wits and natural know-how to fight crime and corrupt cops. Sticks it to the man on a regular basis.

    Rafael Taylor.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)14:59 No.7842427
    >>7842392

    A member of a mighty mountain-dwelling tribe of hunters, who has come to a human town to look for his stolen dagger without which he cannot join his tribe's meetings and will be shamed.

    Asganakh Barbasen Diredire.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:00 No.7842432
    >>7842370
    Corporate man with pretty flexible approach towards ethics while safeguarding his company's assets.


    Ed McLouder
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:00 No.7842436
    >>7842392
    A native who is surprisingly intelligent for someone raised so far away from civilization.

    Drogan Pernt.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:01 No.7842443
    >>7842421
    One of those impeccably-dressed southern gentlemen. Possibly owns a steamboat, and likely has ties with various underground and other unpleasant organizations that he uses to ensure his position. Has a great smile and is very charming to the ladies.

    Harker. Just Harker.
    >> The Mad Googlier !!b40XThwBsN+ 01/30/10(Sat)15:01 No.7842445
    >>7842432
    Failed grunge rock musician

    Dr. Improbable
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:01 No.7842448
    >>7842407
    1920's sleuth. Earnest and thorough man, with no moral compass but fundamentally a nice guy. Doesn't really have an aim, simply a failed journalist who spends too much time with police. A boring person coasting through life, and ambivalently uncaring of it

    Wayne Carter DeRoyce Jr.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:02 No.7842451
    >>7842424
    Traveling sorceress/thief who scams locals with her powers.

    Zuunt Zer'Zoga.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:02 No.7842455
    >>7842432
    A horserace announcer who has a -very- loud voice. In fact, half the reason he got the job is that he doesn't need a microphone.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:02 No.7842456
    >>7842427

    Lord and master of one of the largest and most profitable city-states the world has ever known. Enjoys a good cup of tea, and quietly wishes he could find someone to just have a pleasant conversation with for once.

    Assei Anrik
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:03 No.7842468
    >>7842445
    A mad scientist who builds devices that are somewhat impressive at first, but simply aren't all that fantastic.

    Goran Firth.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:04 No.7842478
    >>7842448
    Heir to an automotive company worth millions, but instead enjoys risking his life exploring ancient ruins and tracking down unspeakable cults.

    Wimbley Wolpershire the Third
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:04 No.7842480
    >>7842427
    A stout goblin living as an equal amongst orcs. He is loud, strong and infertile. He uses his fists instead of weapons in a fight. He has four wives, an orc, an elf, a halfling and a dwarf, all but the halfling are or have been pregnant.

    Romalus Ghaark
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:04 No.7842482
    >>7842448
    Newspaper tycoon who has a monopoly in the media industry.

    Hunger.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:05 No.7842489
    >>7842468
    Third rate spice merchant turned adventurer to make ends meet. Seeks to catalogue all the spices in the world.

    Vorias Ilvar
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:05 No.7842490
    >>7842445
    Black musician playing funk as his day job.

    Defending the streets from crime and injustice at night. Making sure is stylin' with his shades(at night of course), leather coat, magnum revolver and kung-fu mastery.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:05 No.7842495
    >>7842448

    A modest travelling salesman who has connections with half the underworld. He moves from city to city, selling stuff stolen from people in the cities before.

    Sophie Ramelle.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:06 No.7842502
    >>7842451
    An orcish astronomer, rejected by his more barbaric kin, who has set up in one of the larger and more open cities to conduct his studies. How he got away without being butchered is another story entirely.

    Aremnus Vilianos
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:06 No.7842505
    >>7842456
    Mysterious merchant who shows up by boat, always offering strange magical artifacts for ridiculous prices.

    Holkoth.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:06 No.7842508
    >>7842490
    Forgot the name -

    Marcus Slough
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:07 No.7842517
    Jack Russell.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 01/30/10(Sat)15:07 No.7842522
    >>7842456
    Female Dwarf, I think. Pretty badass as smiths go.

    Ilassa Ghanram
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:07 No.7842527
    >>7842505
    Ancient Aztec priest stuck in the modern age due to an unluck time travel mishap. Finds the idea of the end of the world in 2012 amusing at best.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:07 No.7842529
    >>7842517
    A corgi.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:08 No.7842532
    >>7842495
    A woman of indeterminate ethnicity-- people argue if she's Eastern European or Mediterranean or some combination thereof-- who survives as a bootlegger and liaison for powerful organized crime figures.

    Damien Voss
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:08 No.7842535
    >>7842482
    Underworld crime boss, manages the trade of various goods such as drugs and human slaves. Pleasant, charming, well-groomed, reacts with bland surprise to the suggestion his 'name' might be unusual.

    Professor Thaum.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:08 No.7842537
    >>7842478
    Black rapper who wears a flat cap. Thinks of himself as a modern Shakespeare. Lives in hostels and cries every night knowing that his' only claim to fame won't be through music, but through the sentient 2-foot penis that protrudes from his chest and solves crimes.

    Josip Djugshaevel
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:09 No.7842542
    >>7842502
    The emperor's advisor. Gets arrested roughly three times a month by the royal guard, at which point he will have to prove that he wasn't planning a coup d'etat.

    Captain Fladerhorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:09 No.7842544
    >A halfling wrestler out to prove that size doesn't matter as long as you have heart.

    I shed a manly tear
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:09 No.7842548
    >>7842495

    half-decent prostitute-turned-exorcist after witnessing a father purging a centuries old demon out of one of her colleagues.

    Jason Maximilian
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:10 No.7842563
    >>7842544
    This is my next character.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:11 No.7842566
    >>7842535
    Has a doctorate in Knowledge of Future History and its Preventation. Wears a red bowtie on Tuesdays.

    Trish Van.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:11 No.7842567
    Alek Tharn
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:12 No.7842579
    >>7842535
    A scientist whose controversial finding of a so-called 'magic particle,' now named after him, caused a revolution in the understanding of the universe.
    >>7842537
    A man whose parents, sadly, had such horrible handwriting that his name was garbled. It should have been "Joseph Dashoover," and he's never let go of his bitterness.

    Gregan DaMarthe
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:12 No.7842583
    >>7842532
    Captain of the town guard. Occasionally uses less than ethical methods to achieve his goals.

    Thominy Whistlegrass.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:12 No.7842584
    >>7842532

    Sophie's broker, with whom the majority of low-end people get in contact with her. Always wears the same suit, which has been expertly patched countless times and still manages to look snazzy.

    Arno Crunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:13 No.7842591
    >>7842542
    A heroic Canadian superhero. Alas, his costume is a source of endless mockery, yet it's so iconic he can't change it.

    Baar Khoor
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:13 No.7842592
    >>7842548

    A German of wealthy background whose most prized possession is a cabinet full of the hunting shotguns of past Prussian Monarchs and German Emperors. The way he got those weapons - it's best not to ask too much.

    Zadunbe.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:13 No.7842603
    >>7842579
    Priest worshiping an evil god from beyond the veil.

    Sir Tristael Furlock.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:14 No.7842612
    >>7842591
    Big, bulky alien who works as a mechanic.

    Jordan James.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:15 No.7842618
    >>7842548
    Runs a successful casino in 1892 as a cover for intelligence services to the government. Rumoured to never be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

    The 8-Bit Dinosaurs and Michael.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:15 No.7842622
    >>7842566
    Brooklyn accent, constantly chews bubblegum, abraisive and crude and loud and possibly one of the most profound geniuses the field of aeronautics has ever known.

    Mr. Midnight.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:15 No.7842625
    >>7842592
    An African medicine man who apparently discovered cures for cancer, HIV, and other debilitating illnesses. However, the pharmaceutical industry has suppressed his discoveries.

    Ilumina Mnemora
    >> Sniperfag !NlDXda2ZBw 01/30/10(Sat)15:16 No.7842629
    >>7842622
    Pseudonym for an assassin for hire.

    Luca Blackmoore Ivanorov
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:17 No.7842636
    >>7842584

    A sociopathic gangster whose violent tendencies, often using a normal mallet, are only matched by his impeccable sense of fashion. He does not like to be called Arno, however. Call him Terry, or Mr. Crunt.

    Tira Aspera Desmoulins.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:17 No.7842647
    >>7842618
    Characters from a popular children's cartoon which is surprisingly popular with adults as well, because of the use of subtle "adult" jokes and well-written, clever dialogue.

    Paul Keddah.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:18 No.7842653
    >>7842603
    A comically snooty English aristocrat who nontheless somehow has been a hero in every war that has taken place during in his lifetime.

    >>7842618
    An inexplicably popular band amongst the Xhur'gnakci alien race, despite the band being entirely human.

    Xhu Hen Hui
    >> Sniperfag !NlDXda2ZBw 01/30/10(Sat)15:19 No.7842657
    >>7842647
    A shady dealer who can get you absolutely any item you can imagine. Don't ask where or how, he doesn't like being interrogated.

    Solana Forager
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:19 No.7842661
    Jarvis Nottle.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:20 No.7842673
    >>7842636
    A remarkably violent young woman who seems fated to either get herself killed or become a dangerous assassin.
    >>7842647
    A man of some unspecified Middle Eastern descent-- perhaps even Jewish-- who has mastered some ancient form of occultism leading to what is supposedly perfection of body and spirit. Has been known to sometimes walk off into the desert for months at a time and return looking no worse for wear.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.7842681
    >>7842629
    Wealthy Russian pharmeceutical tycoon, known for her penchant for flowing dresses. Actually a former princess long before the fall of the Tsar, genius alchemist who keeps herself alive via various eternal youth concoctions. Her business is of the shadiest sort, but she is genuinely an altruist; in fact, a rather fanatical one, who privately wishes to make the world "ready" for the secret of immortality.

    Shina Alechbaran.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.7842685
    >>7842612
    Hotheaded and 6'8" tall. Retired ice hockey goalie who returns to his homeland Hungary to find new motivations for living.

    Tracey Prume
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.7842689
    >>7842625
    The equivalent of a mage weeaboo with little to no actual magic power.

    Gegor Moonsdale.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:21 No.7842692
    >>7842657
    A local witch. She's relied on by her village for various services-- helping to birth livestock and children, providing cures for various ailments and the like.
    >>7842661
    A halfling cook who makes the best goddamn pie you've ever tasted. Like holy shit that is delicious.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:23 No.7842698
    >>7842681
    Excommunicated baroness turned mercenary.

    Zachariah Folden
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:23 No.7842703
    >>7842689
    A stoic and grim old man, who lives seemingly alone in the woods. A massive shaggy wolf has been spotted around his cottage, but never at the same time as him...

    Boot.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:24 No.7842709
    >>7842685

    A beautiful and intelligent college student who has just discovered, in the depths of her library, a book for summoning familiars. She sometimes wonders if it will get her a boyfriend who does not treat her as a sandwich making machine.

    Elena Vladimirovna Semyonova.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:24 No.7842711
    >>7842681
    Probably a sorceress, she's an astronomer and member of one of the more respected universities in the land. Beneath her is...
    >>7842685
    One of her students, an enthusiastic yet not terribly bright girl who is nonetheless well-liked by everyone in the department.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:26 No.7842724
    >>7842703
    A half-blind captain of a nimble yacht called The Wily Ferret.

    Winston Amberlane
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:26 No.7842727
    >>7842689
    A reformed werewolf who graduated from m.i.t at top of his engineering class. Turns to his wolf form one week at a time but shaves completely and keeps going to work. Ostracised by the werewolf community for being weird and freaky.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:26 No.7842729
    >>7842709
    A glamorous Russian model who may also be a spy.
    >>7842703
    Her cat while she's living in the US.
    >>7842698
    A zealous priest in the Wild West who busies himself, when not preaching to his flock, by culling the undead that menace the town at night.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:26 No.7842736
    >>7842653
    Mystic who has found a way to harness the powers of the Seven Celestial Dragons of the North.

    >>7842603
    A knight out to earn his spurs by whatever means necessary.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:28 No.7842750
    >>7842724
    A classical English butler and manservant who is probably more intelligent and competent than his master is. Is more involved in running the estate than his master is.

    Darren Summerwind
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:29 No.7842759
    >>7842709

    The archrival of >>7842681

    They have been trying to kill each other for well over two centuries, starting over some tiny slight while both were girls. Uses less savory means to keep herself alive, but is probably the better person to side with, as she doesn't have any pretenses of "fixing" people.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:29 No.7842768
    >>7842750
    Noble who is known to be the greatest archer in the Allied Kingdoms. Famous for slaying an ogre by putting an arrow through each of its eye sockets.

    Halian Daar.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:31 No.7842779
    >>7842750

    The son of a steppe nomad whose family moved into the nearby kingdom after a bloody feud. Born and raised in the saddle, he now serves with honour as an officer of the Royal Light Horse.

    Le'laina Basuri.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:31 No.7842783
    Leordimone
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:31 No.7842789
    Sullivan Moore
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:32 No.7842796
    >>7842768
    An unfortunately villainous-looking nobleman who, despite treating his serfs well, having reasonable rent and tax rates, and a patent lack of usual tyranny, is always suspected of being evil and has to shoo paladins away from his doorstep every few weeks.

    Trasmere Andale
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:32 No.7842799
    >>7842783
    Highly educated inventor.

    Pretty much a contemporary DaVinci.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:32 No.7842807
    >>7842789
    Ambassador for Earth, also responsible for developing the technology enabling communication between species.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:33 No.7842822
    >>7842703
    A 40+ Afro-American streetperformer/beggar whose voice and harmonica that sing of the troubles of the city during this great depression are loved by the poorer people as they wait for their foodstamps. He used his left boot as a coin case for when he performed. He dies in the winter of 1939, the next day there's an eerie silence all throughout the city.

    Smash The Most Strongerest.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:35 No.7842847
    >>7842822
    An ogre who performs in the circus as the strongman. He's unusually strong even for an ogre, and also does most of the heavy lifting for the circus when it travels. Despite his race, he's actually quite pleasant and friendly, although a bit thick in the head.

    Gutboy Barrelhouse
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:35 No.7842848
    >>7842822
    (Holy shit that description's epic.)
    >> Chie Satonaka !!uDdJwlHn6Ml 01/30/10(Sat)15:36 No.7842864
    Gallows
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:37 No.7842866
    >>7842779
    Concubine to El'drin Zanth, emperor of the Xanaar reaches.

    Jurgen Trail.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:38 No.7842886
    >>7842847
    The "fat one" of a gang of lovable miscreant children, some of whom might actually be halflings. Gutboy is astonishingly nimble, and is unafraid of scurrying across rooftops; he bounces.

    Hugh Mann.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:39 No.7842900
    >>7842750
    >>Darren Summerwind

    A gorgeous male bard whose musical skill is terrible but remains popular due to his almost supernatural good looks.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:39 No.7842903
    >>7842866
    A legendary Swedish ranger-type known for his wild-eyed glaring and his ability to guide travelers ANYWHERE. How that covered wagon ended up on top of Hawai'i is anyone's guess, especially since they started in Saint Louis.

    Lachsmi Seel
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:39 No.7842908
    >>7842886
    Bumbling alien assassin sent to infiltrate Earth and undermine any military defenses before the invasion.

    Brent Inapants.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:40 No.7842912
    >>7842796
    An elven bride who is forced to marry a local lesser noble elf. In her fourth night as a wife she is awoken by a young owl and decides to leave the elven home for the human and dwarven cities in the north.

    Crackedtoo-OW.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:42 No.7842938
    >>7842903
    Indian mercenary working with the rebellion against the alien empire that conquered New Bombay 34 years ago.

    Grotak K'neer.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:42 No.7842940
    >>7842912
    A member of a tribe who names its children based on the first object the mother sees after the child's born. In this case, the mother saw a cracked tool-- but the labor HURT.

    Argula the Grief Bearer
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:43 No.7842946
    >>7842912
    DJ working for the underground news network Freedom Radio. One of the most wanted men alive.

    Gray Triesden.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:44 No.7842954
    >>7842886
    >>Hugh Mann
    A completely ordinary man in every single respect. Oddly likable, but not particularly memorable.

    He is unknowingly an avatar to the a nameless god of normality.

    Jesse Nathan-Forrest Gibbons.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:44 No.7842963
    >>7842822
    A small, thin, glasses-wearing bard/diplomat sent to make peace with a force of angry ogres. His attempts to do so led to him declaring he would prove that in the end any race is as worthy as any other, by living as the ogres lived. His sheer devotion to his cause impressed the clan, but it was when he stood unarmed and alone against a force of ogre-slayers sent by a noble who had already assumed his failure that the ogres accepted him as one of them. His is an honorary ogre title of the highest rank, and its crude human translation does it little justice; it refers not to physical strength, but to sheer willpower and strength of spirit. He bears the name with pride.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:45 No.7842972
    >>7842963
    MANLY TEARS!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:46 No.7842977
    >>7842908
    A stoic clothing designer living in San Fransisco. Married to a young unsuccessful model at an early age who has had 2 miscarriages since marriage. They decide to migrate to Italy, her homeland. He designed dresses, not pants.

    Elaine Leflume
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:47 No.7842989
    >>7842963
    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:50 No.7843017
    >>7842963
    Holy fucking shit yes!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:50 No.7843018
    >>7842940
    A priestess brought low by some unspeakable sin, she now commands and directs the huge, ornately-clothed flesh golems that bear the mobile mauseoleums and crematories of the steppe nation on their backs, her elaborate mourning mask seared to her face. She and her golems roam the plains, collecting the honorably-dead and escorting them to their final rest. She is, surprisingly, quite pleased with her work, and feels honored that she should be granted such a noble task despite her shame.

    Wryfist Tonguelasher.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:52 No.7843044
    >>7843018
    (Oh man.)
    Wryfist Tonguelasher-- the name is legendary amongst some circles. A man whose mastery of words was so great that he could berate people to death, and his snark was compared to the blow of a fist. His real name is unknown, but he periodically appears to lay the literal verbal smack-down upon people he feels deserve it. Some suspect he may be, in fact, some sort of demigod.

    Guggaloo Gargsmash
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:55 No.7843075
    >>7842954
    Inbred and isolated since birth by his family, Jesse comes from a long line of psychics who have been trying to preserve their power by means of selective breeding.

    Flo Friedman.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:56 No.7843081
    >>7842362
    >>7842963
    >>7843018
    This anon deserves a fucking medal.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)15:58 No.7843100
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    >>7843075
    >>Inbred and isolated since birth by his family, Jesse comes from a long line of psychics who have been trying to preserve their power by means of selective breeding.

    This is soooo my next character.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:02 No.7843139
    >>7843044

    Gugaloo Garsmash

    Born to a group of northern nomads, he was found to be retarded when the most complicated sentence he could make was 'GAR! SMASH!' The Gugaloo part, according to his drunken father was 'just for fun'.

    Hieronymous Cedarwood
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:04 No.7843164
    >>7843139
    Son to the author of the first elven dictionary, Hieronymous became a professional jouster just to spite his father, only to later realize that he had the same kind of love for the written word.

    Varden Grim.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:06 No.7843181
    >>7843164

    A cemetery guard, who's strange accent caused the people to mistake his title (Warden) for his name (which is actually Fritz, but he likes Varden better).

    Gordon Dilberry
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:09 No.7843208
    >>7843075
    Flo Friedman is a fifty-five year-old waitress at B.B.'s Eat n' Greet diner in rural Pennsylvania. Flo does her job without complaint and with a unsettling stoicism. This is because Flo knows she can kill you in a dozen different ways with one hand.

    Flo Friedman can't touch the vast funds she earned in her younger years without alerting her former employers, so she works at B.B's to help pay for her girl's college education.

    That's not to say she doesn't still do a bit of wetwork on the side, though. It's like what she told her daughter when she made sure she was going to get a proper education: "You don't waste the gifts God gave ya."
    ~

    Norman Bigglesworth
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:09 No.7843214
    Bombastus Morgan
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:10 No.7843222
    >>7843181
    Regular joe who is reluctantly forced to steal military secrets from his employer by criminals who kidnapped his wife.

    Rayne Ghand.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:10 No.7843225
    >>7843181

    An intelligent if somewhat quiet (not by choice) kid living in house of uncaring and cranky old folk who must battle every night against the formless horror that lives in the space above his room that seeks to devour him.

    Big Bill Haywood
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:15 No.7843252
    >>7843018
    A healthy young orc who quickly proved himself to be a true orc amongst his clanmates. Has a strong left fist and long legs. On one hunt his clanmates and he were ambushed by a small group of Fr'gracks. Wryfist ripped out the lenghty tongue of the bigger ones and proceeded to lash the remaining with the poisonous barb on the end. Wryfist and his clanmate returned with 4 corpses that day, 3 orc, one Fr'grack.

    Five years later Wryfist had added a second Fr'grack tongue to his weaponry and was proclaimed leader Wryfist Tonguelasher, Speaker for Fr'grack.

    Two more years later Wryfist's clan was attacked by a hostile orc clan from far south. In 2 days they raided and plundered the entire village, leaving everything living behind, dead. Except for Wryfist. Upon regaining concious the leader of a now dead clan spend the next 8 days burrying his 93 dead clanmates across their land.

    Now alone, he strapped his whips to his forearms, snarled at the biggest Fr'grack he could find and rode it southwards.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:15 No.7843255
    >>7843208
    British pilot during the Occult Wars. Is repsonsible for shooting down the Terror of Ogwah and liberating the Floating City from its besiegers.

    Fornd Allisee.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:18 No.7843286
    >>7843225
    The chain-smoking owner of a small chain Vegas liquor stores, has some connections with the local gangs and is a devout republican.

    Estagar Pumpleworth Savage III
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:20 No.7843305
    >>7843225
    At 5'2'', "Big Bob" used to be an ironic nickname for Bob Haywood. Now everyone calls him Big Bob because they're too afraid to call him little.

    Big Bob Haywood makes up for his lack of height with raw strength. Stories of his might circulate all around the small town of Braintree, Texas. Some stories is true, others ain't.

    All the citizens of Braintree know is that when things start getting weird and slipping outside one's ability to rationalize, you call ol' Big Bob Haywood.

    One story says Big Bob once punched a werewolf. Another said he once took down a nest of vampires infestin' the old Star Hotel. They even say ol' Bob once even saved a bunch of cows from a real U.F.O.
    'Course, some of the stories is true, an' others ain't.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:21 No.7843317
    >>7843255
    A Canadian whore who brings more tourism to Montreal than any other sight in town.

    Phirsa Van Brucken
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:22 No.7843333
    >>7843305
    Doesn't matter what you say you've seen, Big Bob will check it out for ya. 'Course, that's not sayin' he ain't gonna charge you for it.
    ~~

    Johnny Typhus
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:26 No.7843369
    >>7843214

    Bombastus Morgan is the mayor of Neu Detroit. A gigantic and stately black man who wears fine, dark blue suits, he plays the NeuDeuschland corporation which bought out the city (thus saving it from ruin after the federal government abandoned it as too costly to make habitable again) against the other factions with a vested interest in making a profit off of his city (such as the private police force, rival corporations attracted by the reinvigorated city's industrial potential, and the city's primary criminal organization which is descended from the 20th century auto factory workers' unions).


    Yolanda Roncevaux
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:41 No.7843535
    archive this nao
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:45 No.7843588
    >>7843535
    Has already been done. (check next time).

    Was a good thread guys, thanks for the awesome stories you made.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)16:48 No.7843621
    >>7843535

    Already done.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/10(Sat)17:12 No.7843916
    in thrad op gets ideas wiyhut asking



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