rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13

Tell me what you want to do.

>>8073218
Well what I WANT to do is start channeling Kamina and beat the fuck out of the Elemental while missing and arm and Half dead, but that is not going to happen...

Honestly I'm not really sure WHAT to do.

>>8073204
We don't even know how to hurt our enemy and we are seriously injured.
We should try to reach the village's wizard and have him heal our wounds.

>>8073218
Needles. That's a problem. Try to move away, and manifest armor if we learned how well enough to do so when in serious trouble like this.

>>8073218
Pray. I mean, literally. Pray for.... GOD DAMNIT, I SUCK AT REMEMBERING NAME! Pray for our god to provide us strength. He can't effect the elemental, but with luck he can strengthen or heal us.

>>8073218
fuck, we're a cripple now

maybe later we can replace it with a GIANT FROST ARM

anyways, have it follow you away from the village, back towards our hole

maybe we can lead it down into the tunnels

at the very least we'll keep it away from the village

>>8073218
Create a new arm out of Ice and keep on fighting.

>>8073269
This. If our god doesn't help and we'll survive this, he can be sure that his followers will be back to 0 anyway.

>>8073296
>>8073269
alternately this

pray to be his champion

pray for him to fill us with his power

1. Scream for Lark and the competent mage Jerth/Jeril/whoever.
2. Scream to god that he's about to be the patron deity of a (once again) dead religion.
3. Use Heal magic to staunch bloodflow (in a way that will allow our arm to become re-attached if possible.
4. Lure it away/Beat it up.

rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15

>>8073266
The pain fades into a throbbing numbness as the wound covers with solid ice, sealing it.

You get up, and move, straight toward the town, summoning all the power you can muster. The vapor in the air condenses, solidifying into a suit of armor that covers you from head to toe. The needles are falling, splintering off the ice as you run.

You need to get this thing to move. Follow you away from the town somehow.

You're praying. If Hretmar can't affect it directly, maybe he can focus his efforts on you. You need all the help you can get.

Ice Armor, run for the trees. We'll get our arm back later.

>>8073329
We shouldn't forget to take our arm with us. I don't want to have it eaten by forest scavengers.

FLEE to the mantle demon place!

>>8073329
maybe we can condense it with our ice magic

once it's in one, solid form, we can go get our 'ol battleaxe and have at it

"HEY HRETMIR, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FOLLOWERS TOMARROW? BECAUSE I'LL BE FUCKING DEAD!
OH WELL, MAYBE YOU"LL GET ANOTHER FRIEND IN A FEW MILLENIA.""

>>8073342
Hopefully the weather should keep it preserved enough that Jaerith can reattach it with magic later.

Because we are going to fucking win this. I don't care how, but we are NOT gonna loose this fucking battle, not with the lives of all these people on the Line. We need to draw this motherfucker away from the village ASAP.

Lure it to the magma daemons. They'll go after the colder being.

Ask Hretmar what WE can do that will affect this thing, or if he knows who summoned it. Maybe we can find the source and go hit that.

>>8073381
We can't. We sealed all the tunnels into the underground.

this
>>8073370
and this
>>8073381

>>8073388

Agreed. We need to know how to kill this thing. We don't even know that right now...

>>8073393
We sealed them very poorly, we can move through that like drywall

>>8073370
Be polite to our patron deity, we have enough problems to deal with right now.

rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11

>>8073292
>>8073316
You call out to the Lord of the North, and you feel his power. The needles above you turn to dust as a strong wind sweeps the sky, howling like a banshee.

A cool green light emanates from your shoulder, erasing the numbness. Before your eyes, as you run, bones of purest ice form against your split and battered body, flashing into being as the force of a god manipulates the elements. A thin, watery sheen bubbles from the surface, and expands into muscles, tendons, ligaments, skin. Your arm is solid again, but it won't last long.

You're shouting into the air. "I hope you have a plan because you're gonna be real lonely if I die!"

The whirling mass shifts, ceasing its rotation for a brief second before moving, away from the center of the town and towards you. You can see the faint outline of a gigantic hand above you, wrapping around the air itself and pulling it with unimaginable strength.

>>8073420
He's a bro. We have no arm. He'll understand

Its time for Dungeon-Crawl type Championship. Hretmer gives us his power (Yeah, all that talk about staying humble and not giving us power because power corrupts? Yeah Fuck that noise. It sure has payed off so far) and we kick this thing's ass. Afterwords, we give some jewels to the town's elders, leave thigns in their capable hands, and Quest for VSC.

rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14

>>8073388
You repeat the incantation over and over, finally finding the light you know so well. You pull it with all your might.

The voice of god booms from all directions. "I HAVE THE BASTARD. LEAD HIM TO THE LAKE. WE SHALL SEAL HIM BENEATH IT!"

>>8073430
Well, now that we've gotten all the bad rolls out, let's try to communicate with it again!
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But seriously, we're going to need some way to stop it. It has no physical form, so it looks like we're relying on magic at this point. I hope we have some kind of Force spell, since the elements probably won't do much.

>>8073480
Maybe we can try to talk to it with the help of our mage, AFTER we have sealed it under the frozen lake.

>>8073471
Well, let's fucking move it, then!

>>8073471
The path is clear. Time to truck.

>>8073471
DO THAT SHIT, THEN

Lead it to the lake with all speed

>>8073471
Do it. He knows more than us, let's do as he says.

rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>8073498
You move, running towards the stream. The hand above you pulls the elemental with all the strength of an angry god, even as it strains, raining down ice from its massive body.

You're dodging hail the size of cannonballs, smashing what you can't avoid with your left arm. It's taking a beating, but there's nothing you can do about it.

The forest opens before you as you find the path, moving as fast as you can. The elemental follows, leveling trees with a massive wind while trying in vain to escape the fist of Hretmar.

You see the lake. Shimmering, clear, untouched. The voice returns.

"GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. HELP ME PULL IT IN."

>>8073552

Make an ice bridge, run across the lake.

>>8073552
Go where he directs. Shove the elemental with whatever we've got- physical prowess, magical energies, strong language...

rolled 3, 6, 4 = 13

>>8073552
You run across the lake with ice forming beneath your feet, still dodging, until you reach the opposite side. Your armor is losing integrity, cracking and falling away as it is struck by flying chunks of ice.

You focus on the elemental, wrapping the fingers of your mind around its form, standing your ground with your left arm stretched out in front of you, shielding you. The elemental is attacking in force now, no longer resisting the god. It's over the lake, just in front of you, throwing everything it's got in your direction.

The arm splits, its watery core leaking out onto the ground as great spears of ice penetrate it, embedding themselves in your armor.

It's sinking. The surface of the lake parts beneath it, swallowing it piece by piece. It squirms frantically, still firing. Your armor's almost gone. Your skin is cut and bleeding, your icy arm nearly gone.

>>8073626

Duck, throw up a small wall of earth to shield ourselves.

>>8073653
this

>>8073653
Or of ice. Ice would work too and probably be easier. And keep shoving the damn elemental.

We're supercharged by our deity. Grin and Bear it.

rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12

>>8073626
You pull. The lake molds beneath your touch, reaching up with tendrils of clearest water, encircling the winds and bringing them in. The hand of the god presses down, pushing the elemental into the water, letting the lakebed eat it whole.

It's screaming, clawing at your mind, trying to break free. Its hatred washes over you like a wave, weakening your resolve. But you continue. It sinks deeper and deeper, its body maimed, dispersing into the icy water.

With one last burst of will, it renews its attack, blasting you with thousands of tiny needles. The earth rises before you, forming a shield of dirt that turns quickly to mud. The elemental disappears beneath the lake just as the shield fails, and you collapse, exhausted and in an incredible amount of pain.

The lake is frozen, a prison for your enemy. Hretmar calls for you.

>>8073722
And we answer. Exhausted. Mildly curious about his knowledge of arm-regrowth magic.

>>8073722
holy fuck was that awful

reach out to Hretmar and thank the shit out of him

we need to head back to the village as soon as possible to make sure everyone is okay

>>8073743
Permanent Ice arm?

>>8073722
See what Hretmar has to say while we catch our breath.

>>8073722
Answer the call, thank Hretmar and apologise for our rudeness. Nonetheless, we should not forget to pick up our arm afterwards. Our mage should be able to reattach it if we act quick enough.

>>8073722
Answer the call.

>>8073759
That's rather optimistic. We might be stuck with the whole permanent ice-arm plan.

rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>8073743
>>8073754
He reaches you, barely. You're having trouble keeping your eyes open.

"YOU HAVE DONE WELL. I WILL TAKE OVER. I WILL DEAL WITH THIS." His face breaches through the haze, grimacing. "THIS WILL NOT STAND. I ALMOST LOST YOU."

"Thanks... for saving me." Your throat is swollen, your mouth dry. It's hard to talk.

Hretmar's face softens into a smile. "THINK NOTHING OF IT. IF I CANNOT PROTECT EVEN ONE OF MY CHARGES, HOW CAN I CALL MYSELF A GOD. REST NOW, AND I WILL SUMMON HELP."

>>8073797
Making us even more susceptible to fire magic.

rolled 3, 3, 4 = 10

>>8073759
Your arm was severely damaged by the fall, and was then crushed by a boulder of ice, ripping it from your shoulder. I very much doubt it would be of any further use.

>>8073834
Yeah, but on the other hand, having to use our magic to constantly maintain and manipulate an arm made of ice would probably build up our control a fair bit. And we could replace it whenever it melted, so it's not like it would be a huge deal.

>>8073846
>>8073834
ice so cold it never melts, mother fuckers

magic, I aint gotta explain shit

>>8073839

-1 arm

D=

I was all excited for this thread when I saw it was active and I get in here and this is what I see. What happened??

>>8073839
Why don't we roll for it?

>>8073839
But...
but...
I don't want us to be a shitty hellsing rip-off :(

>>8073839
D:

rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12

>>8073865
THAT'S what you're worried about?

FUCK that old hand. Our new one will be fireproof.

rolled 2, 3, 6 = 11

>>8073819
Your eyelids droop, and your head rolls to the side. A fitful sleep claims you, dreamless but uncomfortable, like a weight is pressing on your soul. You wake for a few seconds, then a few seconds more, feeling yourself being lifted, almost like you're floating.

You're laid against something soft, and there are voices around you, muffled and uninteligible. The blackness returns, and you rest.

When you awake, you see Lark, Jerith, and Vasian standing in front of you. You're in the stone Hall, lying on a bed of hay. There's a bandage over your left shoulder.

>>8073865
We can be a shitty Berserk ripoff instead, if you like.

>>8073819
Rest now as per his recommendation. We probably need it.

>>8073859
I don't have the appropriate image macro handy, but once my rage subsided, I lol'd.

>>8073859

My guess is that the arm was basically pulp at that point. I don't think Jarith could fix that much damage on a being of our stature. Just fixing our friend about wiped him out.

I am just happy we are still alive after all those critical failures... If nothing else, we have a new item to add to the list: Fix Arm?

>>8073897
Along these lines, we'll need to work on probably , enchanting? that sound right?

fuck

fire demons? no fucking problem

random fucking ice elemental: TEARS OUR FUCKING ARM OFF AND WE NEED A GOD TO PICK THE DAMN THING UP AND SHOVE IT INTO A LAKE

fuck our collective life

>>8073859

That'll go well.

>>8073918
Better than losing the arm in a farming accident.

>>8073899
"Yo, dudes. What's gone down since I went out?"

>>8073883
I wanted our arm to be salvageable.... That's what I really wanted.

>>8073897

Can someone say: Hidden crossbow arm?

I'm just waiting for when SubProcDM pulls a Weaver and later we go insane, transform into an ice elemental, and fall backwards in time.

>>8073939
I don't think they can, actually

>>8073903
Yep, that's what I was going for.

>>8073918
Pretty much.

>>8073899
"I sincerely hope that I'm the worst off right now."

>>8073951
AWESOME end

>>8073953

Yeah...I know. I just wanted an excuse to post that. We are probably going to need to start researching telekinesis for the prosthetic that will inevitably go there. If we can't somehow get an ice arm spell worked out, that is. Either way, we have some studying to do.

>>8073899

"Is everyone ok?"

rolled 2, 2, 5 = 9

>>8073933
Lark is the first to speak. "Well, you saved the whole damn town, so we've all been trying to think of some way to make it up to you." He laughs sheepishly, elbowing Jerith in the gut.

"We thought we'd start with the arm, and work our way up from there," says the mage, with a look of great pity in his eyes.

>>8073971
Lark looks down. "There were... injuries, but nothing all that serious. Things are broken, there are pieces of wood everywhere, but," he leans down, shaking his head, "I don't want to think about what would have happened if we'd all still been living in huts."

>>8073990

Smile faintly and say "Well, an arm is not too steep a price for the towns' safety"

Followed by "At least it didn't cost an arm AND a leg"

>>8074027
Ba-dum tsh.

>>8073990
"Hretmar gets most of the credit, to be honest. He's a total bro. Saved my bacon twice. But I'm glad to hear that no one else was seriously hurt. How long do you think repairs will take?"

Yes, I am totally ignoring our injuries. I'm planning to irrationally neglect facing that particular aspect or reality and act as though it doesn't matter until further notice.

>>8074027
You really want them to feel our pain, don't you?

>>8073990
"It was.... well, I won't lie and say that it was nothing. That hurt. But I said that I'd work with you all and help to protect the town. I know that if our positions you'd have helped me."

rolled 6, 1, 5 = 12

>>8074027
"It very nearly did," says Vasian, "In fact, you almost lost your life, according to that god of yours."

>>8074048
That is not an uncommon way of coping with this kind of trauma.

>>8074054
... wait, WHAT?

>>8074054
iiiiiiiiineresting.

rolled 4, 6, 5 = 15

>>8074048
Jerith scratches his head. "If I just regenerate it, no more than a few days. But you'll have to stay here, and move as little as possible."

>>8074052
Lark chuckles. "I only wish we COULD have helped you. But, just between you and me, I'd rather have nothing happen than have an opportunity to repay that debt."

>>8074054
"Oh good, you've been able to make contact with him."

>>8074065
Precisely the reason for my choice to follow that pattern. Semi-realistic response to major traumatic events is good.

>>8074082
>>8074084
He did say he worships and receives information from a wide variety of gods of knowledge. If anyone was open to Hretmar's distress call, it would be him.

>>8074054

Wait, wait, wait. Hretmar was able to contact them? AWESOME! Now we can have science pow wows with Lark and Vasian AND Hretmar. It will be edu-tastic!

>>8074088
"Agreed."

C'mon SPDM, can a lil' mage reee-heee-heeeally regenerate a whole giants arm? It time to let the dice lie as they fell. Its magi-ice arm or magi-robo arm for us here on out.

rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

>>8074092
"Funny thing," Vasian replies, "I go into the library to inspect the damage, pick a book up off the ground, and BOOM." He smashes his fist into this other hand, "I'm face-to-face with this beared guy. Said a few words and disappeared."

Lark shrugs. "Of course, it would be the library, wouldn't it? It's dedicated to him, after all."

>>8074124
Stop being so cynical Cox.

>>8074088

To Jerith: "I was talking about the town, but it is good to know that you can regrow an arm too"

rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12

>>8074124
He was able to heal Kel's entire body at once, knit bones, repair skin, all of that. You're only 14 feet tall, you know."

Of course, I guarantee nothing.

>>8074150
Could any kind of rolling be postponed until our next session? Please.

>>8074124

Oh sush. We regularly break the laws of physics in each thread. The mage was previously established as being exceptional at healing really fubared NPCs. Now we know he can heal a bigger patient.

>>8074150

Oh god. No more rolls tonight. Nothing good can come of it.

rolled 8 = 8

Rolling to see if we stop rolling. High is good.

>>8074150
hey, why do i only have 3 fingers now...i used that 4th one for something important you know.

>>8073939
Why did you make me remember poor dead Bronson? We failed him and the quest ended. Such potential wasted. ;_;

rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

>>8074137
"Oh. Right." He runs a hand through his hair, looking away.

Lark steps in. "It's not so bad, really. Nothing fell over, though one of the granaries is leaning. Half a month, no more, if we focus on repairs only."

"But the granary..." Vasian looks up at the ceiling, making a little circle with his finger. "That's tricky. Might need magic for that, if you want it to stay upright once it's been pulled back."

>>8074164
Yes. No more rolling tonight.

>>8074201
Thank you.

rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12

I'm winding down. Next thread will be tomorrow, between 15:00 and 16:00.

Get your kicks in now.

>>8074184

See? We need to put the dice down and just walk away slowly.

>>8074195

>>I know, it makes me sad that firstquest never started up another series. The world needed to be saved from the elf god bitch. One day I will post the finished portrait of Bronson in hopes that he will inspire him to run some more quests. Of course, I have to be on when firstquest is which has proved...problematic

>>8074195
Oh, shush. He was hounded by that annoying bitch of a god, got his woman, and completed legendary deeds. What more can you want from a simple man with a deathwish?

>>8074201
"Well, that doesn't sound too bad. I imagine I can afford a few days of rest. Anything else important going on?"

>>8074201
Why would the granary need magic?

>>8074294
Structural damage?

rolled 6, 6, 3 = 15

>>8074235
"Nothing you need to concern yourself with," says Lark, "The children will probably be in to see if you're alright later, and Kel will bring you whatever you need. Until you're back to normal, just rest and don't worry." He pounds his chest. "I'm and elder, you know. I didn't get this job for nothing."

They seem like they've got things under control. He's right, of course. The town was plodding along just fine before you came, and the people who are supposedly in charge can have all the reins back for the next few days, no problem.

>>8074294
The ground under one side has been compressed. It's the older one, with a weak foundation. If it's set back up, it'll slowly tip over again.

>>8074201

"Well, the grainery can wait until my arm is back, I suppose. Unless it looks like it will collapse and hurt someone. Just make sure that everyone's houses are safe. I don't want to make poor Jarith work anymore overtime, and he already seems to be booked for the next few days"

>>8074294

We may as well rebuild it from scratch if it is too badly damaged...

rolled 6 = 6

>>8074324
I think we should let them work with their own hands. Fix their problems with their own hands. They just suffered assault from something they have no means to stop or turn aside. They need to remind themselves they're still capable of controlling their lives. Otherwise we'll have a bunch of morale cases.

>>8074319
Leaning granary of Dreamwood. It'll bring in tourism!

rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>8074324
They understand. Casting at the level needed to re-form your entire arm will drain him considerably.

>>8074340
A possibility. It would be a good idea to build one with a stronger foundation, after all.

Anything further?

>>8074319

We should see the kids if we can. Of course, this is dependent on how bad our arm is looking. I am not sure how the regrowth process works, but I would imagine a chicken wing arm might be a tad be macabre for the lil' ones. However, I am sure they are worried about us. If nothing else we can even tell them an awesome story about how we took down an ice elemental with our bro Hretmar's help.

>>8074360
we make a lot of bad jokes about disarmament, and how this is not very handy.

>>8074360
Ask Hretmar about the elemental. We trapped it- is it likely to break free anytime soon?

>>8074385
I attempted to double facepalm, but was unable.

>>8074370
do our god a solid by encouraging a bunch of pint-size Hretmar cultists, i mean, worshippers with tales of wonder? golden.

>>8074360

Maybe suggest moving the grains out of the storehose (ONLY IF IT CAN BE DONE SAFELY) and that we may be better just building a new one.

>>8074350

That is a good point. However, I am worried about someone getting hurt. That is a large task to be doing in the freezing cold without heavy machinery to aid them. Maybe letting them rebuild any of the damaged areas/houses would do the trick. And letting Lark do his job until we get better probably will add to the feeling of self sufficiency.

rolled 15 = 15

>>8074385
Go out on a limb and suggest it would be handy to arm ourselves against monsters like that.

>>8074350

That's a good point.

>>8074385

One bad pun and tg is all up in arms!

>>8074395

This would be a good idea if we can. Also, thank him for saving our asses from the proverbial fire.

rolled 6, 4, 6 = 16

>>8074370
You'll see the kids tomorrow. Your arm will be wrapped in a large bandage permeated with alchemic solution once the bones have been regrown. It'll look like a cast, mostly.

>>8074395
Not until the lake melts. And if it is allowed to, it will be severely weakened. Hretmar is planning to build up his power for a few days and then dispel it.

>>8074436
Good. Now we need to figure out why he wasn't able to control it. Looks like we've got another mystery to solve gang!

rolled 19 = 19

>>8074462
I bet it was Vasian...

>>8074436

Hmm...we still don't know WHY it attacked us or how it was able to block Hretmar's god level powers. This is troubling. I am almost wondering if a jealous Ice Giant God got wind of what was going on and sent this as a giant middle finger to Hretmar. It was basically the equivalent of spawning a tornado downtown in Sim City 2000

>>8074436
Maybe we should try to communication with the elemental once we have recovered. It could be a sign of things to come and it would be interesting to know how the elemental could resist Hretmar.

>>8074468
I bet you five bucks you're worng.

>>8074478
Ten.

Also, ice elemental sent to kill Vasian counts.

rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>8074404
The granary will wait until you're healed, unless it starts to tip further.

>>8074434
You thank Hretmar again, and he replies that no thanks is necessary. He failed to see this coming, and couldn't take care of it by himself. He doesn't feel very godly at the moment.

>>8074474
Do you want him to hold off on dispeling it until you can try to talk to it again?

>>8074478
>worng

you did that on purpose, didn't you?

>>8074468

While I like your paranoia (seriously, there is totally someone out for us), I don't feel that he would have helped get us aid if he had summoned it. Remember, he was the ONLY one in the library at the time. He could have just gone "Oh what was that? Must have been swamp gas, back to my studies"

>>8074474

Uh...unless we are getting a massive buff from Hretmar while doing this, I think we clearly established that melding minds with it is a bad, bad idea. I vote we let Hretmar do the questioning (if possible) before dispelling the bastard.

>>8074489
Does not! seven-fifty, and the attack had to be at least planned by, if not carried out be him.

>>8074491
>Do you want him to hold off on dispeling it until you can try to talk to it again?

Yes, he'd be very kind if he could to do that.

>>8074494
Hmmm... disregarding a god's will... not sure many people are a gambler like that...

>>8074491
In addition to holding off, if he could teach us a somewhat safer technique for communicating with it now that there is no pressing need to act quickly, that would be nice.

>>8074493
No. I just misspelled "wrong". Why, does worng have some meaning that I'm missing?

>>8074527
Alright, fine.

rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9

>>8074510
He promises to watch it, and keep the lake from melting. If it looks like it's getting out, it's dead. If it stays where it is, you can talk to it all you want.

>>8074524
He will attempt to shield you from the backlash you experienced before. It's chained, frustrated, and very, very angry, so you'll have to be quick.

>>8074548
Deal. *shakes hand*

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

rolled 6, 4, 1 = 11

>>8074537
You could 'skim the surface', making contact for a brief moment and seeing what happens, but if you want to do any in-depth questioning, you need a direct link.

rolled 6, 2, 4 = 12

The next timeskip tomorrow will be to the end of your regeneration, unless there is an objection.

>>8074561

Thank Hretmar for his patience with us about trying to communicate with the elemental. I am sure most other gods would have smote the thing after what it did to one of it's most important (and only) followers. Not to mention his pet project, ie Dreamwood.

>>8074615
If you could start the thread with that timeskip completed, it would be appreciated. The whole "start with a copy/paste from previous thread" bit doesn't do much to keep the game moving.

>>8074615

Sounds good to me. Not much to do with a half grown arm anyway. Thanks for DMing again. These quest threads are always a blast to be in.

rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

>>8074619
It's perfectly alright. He would prefer to strike it down, but he agrees that knowing where it came from/who sent it would be helpful.

>>8074632
I will do so.

>>8074644
No problem. It's fun for me too, even when the dice gods go out to lunch.

>>8074667
That wasn't lunch that was... that was... I don't even know. It's whatever mealtime Satan has. They went out to Satan Supper.

the dice gods, with the highest sense of irony, flipped a coin. heads good tails bad. then the dice followed.

>>8074715
After we exploded the fire demon and the mage, they had to do something to tell us 'memento mori'

>>8074750
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAWkhTbzhKc

>>8074750

Indeed, they are fickle beings. Our great joys and deepest laments are equally delicious to them...

>>8074750
>memento mori

Stop saying that!

>>8074667
Yeah, we really got screwed there. Thanks for keeping us alive Sub.

>>8074782

And for letting us get our arm back! I was already ready to add "finding a way to get a new replacement arm" to our list of things we need to do.

>>8074811
a good DM knows that when the dice gods punish a player, he should allow them a way out. not for free, of course. but a way out.

rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11

>>8074782
Well, letting you die wouldn't exactly work wonders for the quest, though I suppose there are ways around that.

>>8074811
Again, I make no guarantees.

>>8074780
After the whole diamond deal they had to get back at us somehow.

>>8074850
It's the hardest way to make an easy living.

>>8074846

I am just happy that we are allowed to regrow a friggin arm with the healing magic of this world. Now we have something to shoot for when we train in the aforementioned healing magics

>>8074877
>>8074846
>Again, I make no guarantees.

I know I really shouldn't complain but am I the only one afraid of what will happen if we'll roll a 20?

>>8074877

To be fair, though, I am mostly just happy that we are still alive after that. The arm regrowing part (regardless of success) is an added bonus. Even if we don't get full functionality from it, or lose it entirely (knocking on wood here), it is still a better starting point than not having a pulse. Or a body.

>>8074918

Lol, if high is good we may get back two arms!

>>8074924
Amen to that.

rolled 20 = 20

I hereby doom us all.

I'm vaguely concerned that our arm will start to regrow as a human arm like we had in our original body. The stuff of nightmares, that.

>>8074996
safefag here, that was totally worth it.

>>8074996

>>8074996
ahahaohwow.jpg

>>8074996

>>8074996
That counts! That totally counts!

Secretly hoping we lose our arm.

>>8075069
not with that roll we won't

>>8074996

God damn it dice gods. Now you are just being dicks about it. I know our tears our delicious, but go eat something else for once. All that sodium can't be good for you.

Step 1: Lose Arm
Step 2: Learn Alchemy
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

Did someone archive this?

>>8075356
they did.

did subprocessor die?

>>8075647
bluescreened, I think.

>>8075746
quick reboot him!

>>8075754
my nat 20 gave him a runtime error.