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YOU'RE ON A BOAT Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:17 No.8233038

THIS IS SIMPLE SHIT SHERLOCK! NOW GET YOUR THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FUCKING CHOOSE WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANT TO GO!

IF YOU NEED A LIST OF YOUR RESOURCES THEN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:18 No.8233050 >>8233038 Bring T-pain with you

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/22/10(Mon)22:18 No.8233052 FULL SPEED AHEAD. RAM THAT SUN!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:18 No.8233066 TAKE DRYAD WITH US. FIND MACHETE!

>>	OP 02/22/10(Mon)22:19 No.8233072 YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:19 No.8233077 >>8233050 OP HERE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:19 No.8233079 READ NOTE HUG TOM

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.8233080 STEP ONE. FUCK DRYAD.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.8233083 >>8233077 Auto-tune that shit.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.8233088 >>8233077 DO IT ANYWAY.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.8233090 READ TOM. HUG NOTE.

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/22/10(Mon)22:20 No.8233092 OW START PLAYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC AND THEN RAM THE SUN

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:21 No.8233098 >>8233038 FIND SHIT KILL MONSTERS PILLAGE AND LOOT BE A BADASS VIKING

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:21 No.8233108 >>8233050 If I could auto-tune my answer, I would.

>>	SAGE SAGE 02/22/10(Mon)22:21 No.8233110 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ASSHOLE, CAN WE FUCK OFF WITH THIS "LOL, I'M ONE ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER" BULLSHIT?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:21 No.8233111 >>8233092 YEAH! THE SUN IS SUCH A DICK!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:23 No.8233132 >>8233110 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CAN'T YOU GET THAT THAT IS THE WHOLE GODDAMN THEME OF THIS QUEST?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:24 No.8233155 OW, GO HUNT A FUCKING SHARK ITS WHY WE BUILT THE DAMN THING IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:25 No.8233174 File1266895545.jpg-(135 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 83.jpg) >>8233052 YOU'RE A VIKING! NOT AN ASTRONAUT FUCKNUTS! >>8233066 THE FUCK IS BEL-AIR?! YOU RECEIVE (1) DRYAD! YOU GAIN A SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A MACHETE! >>8233072

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/22/10(Mon)22:26 No.8233192 OW, FUCK THE SUN, RAM THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:27 No.8233208 where is t-pain ass cunt?!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:27 No.8233212 >>8233174 OW, FIND A SHARK AND RAM IT SHARKS HAVE ALL KINDS OF SHIT IN THEIR STOMACHS, THEY PROBABLY HAVE AN ASSLOAD OF WEAPONS INSIDE OF THEM, LIKE A BIG, MAN-EATING PINATA

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/22/10(Mon)22:28 No.8233215 OW DAMMIT THE SUN IS DRINKING THE SEA, YOU WANT IT TO DO THAT NO YOU DON'T, RAM THE SUN

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:28 No.8233216 >>8233174 >>8233174 GO ON A QUEST TO FIND THE WAR GODS ARMAMENTS AND A WORTHY STEED

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:28 No.8233221 OW WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SACKING BRITAIN? YOU WENT AND JUST DID STUPID SHIT, BURN THAT FUCKER DOWN!

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/22/10(Mon)22:29 No.8233228 >>8233174 YOU ARE A VIKING. GRAVITY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:30 No.8233239 >>8233174 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE SUN IS RIGHT THERE DRINKING THE SEA. LOOK! JUST SAIL TOWARDS IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:30 No.8233250 >>8233221 WE ALREADY SACKED BRITAIN, SHITFACE WE ALSO STOLE A KICK-ASS FLYING MACHINE, BUT WE BROKE IT.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:32 No.8233278 OW FIND CANDIED ISLAND

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:34 No.8233309 File1266896079.jpg-(155 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 84.jpg) >>8233155 YOU HUNT A FUCKING SHARK! YOU HUNT A FUCKING SHARK IN THE FACE WITH YOUR FIST!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:34 No.8233313 OW DON'T LEAVE US HANGING BRO DO SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:36 No.8233329 I put on my nautical themed pashmina afghan and wizard hat.

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/22/10(Mon)22:36 No.8233339 OW, SAIL TO THE NEXT ISLAND OR LAND OR GIANT THING OR SOME SHIT JUST FIND SOME LAND ALSO ON THE WAY PUNCH THE SEA A FEW MORE TIMES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:37 No.8233341 Oh great a quest thread I'd rather arguefap over WH40k than have another one of these shit factories.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:37 No.8233344 >>8233309 OW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:38 No.8233361 >>8233309 OW, DID THE SHARK HAVE ANY LOOT IN ITS STOMACH?

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/22/10(Mon)22:39 No.8233372 >>8233339 OKAY, NOW THROW THE SHARK AT THE SUN, OW CHECK IT FOR LOOT FIRST

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:40 No.8233392 >>8233174 Alright! Go to Britian, Sack a town. DEMAND A MACHETE!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:41 No.8233398 TIE DRYAD TO MAST, WATER DRYAD, HARVEST FRUIT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:43 No.8233431 File1266896604.jpg-(93 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 85.jpg) >>8233050 >>8233208 T-PAIN IS A FUCKING RAPPER OR SOMETHING. FUCK YOU! THIS IS A STUPID IDEA! BESIDES, HE'D PROBABLY BE TOO BUSY TO FUCKING CARE!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:43 No.8233433 >>8233038 SACK FRANCE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:44 No.8233442 >>8233433 PUT FRANCE IN A SACK

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:45 No.8233457 >>8233433 SACK BELGIUM

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:45 No.8233460 >>8233431 OW T PAIN NEEDS TO GO ON THE JOURNEY WITH THEM, HES A MASTER SAILOR AS WELL

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/22/10(Mon)22:45 No.8233464 >>8233431 THEN WE SACK T-PAIN!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:46 No.8233476 >>8233174 OW THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK OP MEANTIME, YOU SAIL OFF TO NEAREST ORACLE OR MAGI THAT CAN HELP YOU REACH THE LAND OF THE GODS, THEN YOU WILL PUNCH EVERY GOD OF EVERY PANTHEON IN THE DICK.

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/22/10(Mon)22:46 No.8233479 >>8233460 >>8233464 FUCK T-PAIN THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA OW SAIL TO NEXT LAND YOU SEE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:47 No.8233492 >>8233476 OW DO THIS THEN BECOME DICKPUNCHER, GOD OF DICKPUNCHING.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:47 No.8233493 File1266896850.jpg-(93 KB, 640x480, Alone in the dark.jpg) ATTACK ISLAND VILLAGERS WITH BROWN SKIN, NO DARKIES.

>>	T-Pain 02/22/10(Mon)22:51 No.8233560 Baby you look so good, but that boat is for showty in da hood, yeah~

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/22/10(Mon)22:52 No.8233575 >>8233560 T-PAIN. WILL YOU JOIN US ON THE QUEST TO PUNCH EVERY GOD OF EVERY PANTHEON IN THE DICK?

Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:54 No.8233601
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>>8233339
YOU'LL REACH LAND IN JUST A FEW SECONDS! YOU'D BE HAPPY IF YOU WEREN'T SO PISSED.
>>8233361
YOU FIND SOME ASSORTED MONEY AND A LENGTH OF FINE SILVER CHAIN! YOU THROW OUT THE REST OF THE SHARK'S SHIT BECAUSE IT WAS MOSTLY FISH AND SOMEONE'S SKULL!
>>8233372
IT'S THE FUCKING SUN! YOU'RE NOT THAT STRONG YET ASSHOLE!
>>8233392
THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA NORMALLY BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY LANDING YOUR BOAT NEAR ANOTHER CITY ALREADY!
>>8233398
RANDOM FUCKING FRUIT STARTS SPROUTING FROM HER "HAIR"!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:55 No.8233613 >>8233476 OW, DO THIS DAMNIT

>>	T-Pain 02/22/10(Mon)22:55 No.8233616 >>8233575 Posidon has got it in for me, so I'm tryina smash on his homies, yeeeeaaah~

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:56 No.8233628 >>8233601 EAT FRUIT, THEN PORTAGE BOAT TO OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, ATTACK FROM INLAND

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:56 No.8233629 >>8233601 OW HARVEST THAT FRUIT AND THROW IT AT VILLAGERS WHILE DEMANDING A MACHETE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:56 No.8233632 >>8233601 PUT FRUIT ON COCK, BAIT FISH

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:57 No.8233638 OW, START PUNCHING EVERY GOD OF EVERY PANTHEON IN THE DICK DAMNIT, WE ARE THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER OF ALL TIME, AND WE NEED TO PROVE IT, WITH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF DICK PUNCHING

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)22:59 No.8233650 >>8233613 OW, OBVIOUSLY IF WE'RE NEAR A CITY THERE SHOULD BE AN ORACLE, OR SOMEBODY WHO CAN LEAD US TO ONE BURN/RAPE/PILLAGE, BUT ASK EVERYONE WE ATTACK IF THEY KNOW WHERE AN ORACLE IS FIRST. OH, AND DON'T KILL THE ONES WHO SAY YES.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:00 No.8233661 >>8233629 WE HAVE A GODDAMN AXE GIVEN TO US BY THE FUCKING ALL FATHER WHAT THE FUCK DO WE WANT WITH A SHITTY MACHETE, FUCKNUGGET.

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/22/10(Mon)23:01 No.8233674 >>8233601 YES YOU ARE LET THE RAGE OVERCOME YOU USE THE DARK SIDE OF THE FO- WAIT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:01 No.8233679 >>8233661 MORE WEAPONS EQUAL GOOD! ALSO AT SOME POINT WE MAY NEED TO ARM OUR HAREM! I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO BUT I WANT THE OPTION! BALMY!

Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:05 No.8233740
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>>8233613
>>8233476
>>8233616
>>8233628
YOU REACH LAND! TAKING SOME OF THE FUCKING DRYAD'S FRUIT, YOU PREVENT SCURVY AND FILL YOUR STOMACH! FROM WHAT YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A WINDING PATH TO A CAVE AND SOME SORT OF BUILDING WAY UP ON THE CLIFF WALL ACTING AS IF IT'S BETTER THAN YOU.

FEELING THAT THE BITCH GREEK GOD POSEIDON HAS IT OUT FOR YOU, YOU DECIDE THAT FINDING AN ORACLE, SHAMAN, OR SOME FORM OF MAGE MAY BE IN ORDER. MOSTLY SO THEY CAN GIVE YOU A MAP THAT LEADS YOUR FIST TO THE GOD'S BALLS!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:06 No.8233753 >>8233740 OW, SOUNDS AWESOME

>>	Melo The Yellow 02/22/10(Mon)23:07 No.8233764 >>8233740 OW GET YOUR ASS TO THAT CAVE AND CHECK FOR MAGICAL HERMITS!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:07 No.8233772 >>8233740 Jump up that fucking cliff rock by fucking rock if you have to. Fuck the cave.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:07 No.8233773 rolled 39 = 39 >>8233740 MAYBE, BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME FUCKING WENCHES. J-J-J-JAM IT IN. RAGING FOR SEX BONUS

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:09 No.8233785 rolled 81 = 81 BUT FIRST LET'S HAVE A WENCH BREAK. ROLLING FOR DEBAUCHERY.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:12 No.8233828 CHECK THAT CAVE THEN KNOCK DOWN THAT BUILDING THAT'S TAUNTING YOU, OR CARVE YOUR NAME INTO IT.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:13 No.8233843 You know we forgot to take the bard....

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:14 No.8233862 >>8233843 Olga = Skald/Bard Dryad = dunno We have a Skald already. OW, ASK THE DRYAD WHAT THE FUCK HER NAME IS

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:14 No.8233869 >>8233843 NO WE DIDN'T THE BARD IS ALWAYS ASSUMED TO BE TAKED ALONG!

Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:16 No.8233895
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>>8233764
"PRAISE BE TO HE WHO IS ALL SEEING!
PRAISE BE TO THE ALL FATHER!
PRAISE TO HE BROUGHT THE VIKING TO POWER!
PRAISE ODIN, FOR IN HIS KNOWLEDGE HE GRANTED ONLY BEARS THE GIFT OF PROPHECY!

I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU OLAF! OF WHAT KNOWLEDGE DO YOU SEEK?!"

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/22/10(Mon)23:16 No.8233900 rolled 25 = 25 OW THE DRYAD IS A SUPERPOWERED DRUID

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:17 No.8233910 >>8233895 HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!?!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:18 No.8233925 >>8233895 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:18 No.8233934 >>8233895 OW ASK HIM WHERE THE BATHROOM IS, WE'VE BEEN RAMPAGING ACROSS THE BOARD FOR 2 WEEKS NOW AND ARE STILL HOLDING OUR BLADDER ALSO ASK HIM HOW TO GET YOUR FIST TO THE GOD'S BALLS!

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/22/10(Mon)23:19 No.8233941 OW RAPE THE GODDAMN DRYAD WITH YOUR AXE. THEN FIND THIS FUCK DICK ORACLE FUCKER

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:19 No.8233944 >>8233895 DEMAND LOCATION OF MACHETE OF MURDOC THE MANLY. DEMAND OTHER ALLITERATIONS FOR OBJECTS! DEMAND FERTILIZER FOR DRYAD.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:19 No.8233946 >>8233895 OW, HOW CAN WE REACH ASGARD?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:20 No.8233960 >>8233941 OW, STRIKE THIS FROM THE RECORD. IT IS UNPRODUCTIVE, AND WE WOULD LOSE A MAST

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:20 No.8233965 OW ASK HIM WHERE POSEIDEN'S DICK IS

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:21 No.8233979 >>8233895 OW, HOW DO WE REACH THE LANDS OF THE VARIOUS GODS AND HOW DO WE BEST GO ABOUT PUNCHING THEM IN THE DICK?!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:21 No.8233983 >>8233895 WHY AM I SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME?

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/22/10(Mon)23:22 No.8233997 >>8233960 I DIDNT SAY KILL THE CUNT ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE LOVELY OW ASK THE ORACLE THE EASIEST PATH TO GOD-DICK PUNCHING AND BRITTIAN SACKING IN THAT FUCKING ORDER

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:22 No.8234001 >>8233895 OW ASK THIS ASSHOLE WHY THE FUCK HE IS A TALKING BEAR TAKE TALKING BEAR AS YOUR NEW ANIMAL COMPANION.

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:25 No.8234051

rolled 5 = 5

ROLLING 1d10 FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
1: KILL ORACLE, GAIN HIS/HER TITLE
2: FIND SPUNKY FEMALE HALFLING ROGUE
3: FUCK THIS ISLAND, GOING TO NEXT ISLAND
4: ROLL AGAIN FUCK TARD
5: VISIT LOCAL BLACKSMITH, DUH
6: CAUSE ROWDY DISTURBANCE IN TOWN SQUARE
7: WALK BLINDLY INTO DESERT, FUCKING SAND THINKS IT HAS ME OUT NUMBERED
8: DISCOVER MAP ON FLOOR WITH A SPOT MARKED "X"
9: GET ATTACKED BY GYPSIES
10: ALL OF THE ABOVE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:28 No.8234083 rolled 3 = 3 >>8234051 Had to pick the most boring one. REROLLING FOR HIM

Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:28 No.8234084
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>>8233910
"DO NOT WASTE YOUR ALREADY LIMITED TIME IN THIS REALM ON SUCH TRIVIAL QUESTION OLAF! BE STOUT AND RESILIENT! BE FIERCE AND MIGHTY! DO AS THE ALL FATHER BIDS!"
>>8233925
"I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR OLAF!"
>>8233934
"THE PISSER IS OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE CAVE YOUNG BERSERKER!"
>>8233941
TOO LATE TO DO IT NOW YOU SHIT HEAD!
>>8233944
"YOU DEMAND MANY QUESTIONS ANSWERED! TRULY YOU ARE BOLD TO DO SO, BUT YOU HAVE ONLY SO MUCH TIME! IF YOU TRULY SEEK THE BLADE OF MURDOC, YOU MUST VENTURE WEST OF THIS BEACH FOR FOUR DAYS AND FOUR NIGHT. YOU SHALL COME TO A WATERFALL AND YOU SHALL BE JUDGED TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE WORTHY!"

THE BEAR PAUSES. "ALSO, I AM A BEAR! WHY THE FUCK WOULD i HAVE FERTILIZER?!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:29 No.8234113 >>8234084 FUCKING DO THAT SHIT FOR THE MACHETE! DRAG ALONG WHAT'S HER NAME AND THE WOODEN CHICK. CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER NAMES!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:30 No.8234124 >>8234084 OW KILL BEAR, MAKE COAT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:30 No.8234129 >>8234084 OW, YOU MIND IF WE TAKE THE SHIT IN THE PRIVY? THAT'LL WORK FOR FERTILIZER. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THE DRYAD LIKES IT OR NOT, FERT IS FERT.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:31 No.8234136 rolled 92 = 92 OW CHALLENGE BEAR TO ARM WRESTLING CONTEST FOR MAGICAL RING

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:31 No.8234143 >>8234124 OW, DISREGARD THIS SHIT ASK BEAR TO COME WITH US ON VOYAGE INSTEAD, WE WILL FEED HIM MANY FALLEN FOES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:33 No.8234168 >>8234143 THIS REQUIRES AT LEAST THAT OL' COLLAGE TRY. BEAR WOULD NICELY GIVE US ENOUGH SAUSAGE FACTOR WITHOUT COCKBLOCKING US FROM THE CHICKS.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:34 No.8234176 >>8234136 JAWESOME ROLL

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/22/10(Mon)23:35 No.8234185 OW WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR USELESS CUNT OF A WIFE DOING?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:36 No.8234204 >>8234136 >armwrestle a bear >armwrestle >bear >bear >arm WHO THE FUCK EVER THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA YOU ARE AWESOME

>>	Firstquest 02/22/10(Mon)23:39 No.8234242 >>8234136 OW YES. ARM WRASSLING A MAGIC BEAR!? AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:44 No.8234289 >>8234136 DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:44 No.8234290
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>>8234113
YOU MAKE AN ANGRY MENTAL NOTE TO DO THAT BUT TRY TO FINISH BUSINESS UP HERE!
>>8234124
ALRI-
>>8234143
NEVERMIND!
>>8234129
"THERE IS A JOKE SOMEWHERE IN THIS OLAF! YOU MAY IF YOU TRULY WANT TO FERTILIZE A POWER ALLY WITH BEAR SHIT!"
>>8234136
"I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE AS FORETOLD!"

ONE FUCKING ARM WRESTLE LATER!

"EVEN THOUGH I SAW IT, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. TRULY THE FATES ARE A MYSTERY!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:46 No.8234309 >>8234290 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OW WHERE IS THAT RING!?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:48 No.8234318 >>8234290 FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST QUEST RUNNER EVER

>>	I'm On a Boat Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:48 No.8234321 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgalpYtCH8

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:55 No.8234408 >>8234290 OW, WILL YOU SAIL WITH US, ORACLE OF ODIN?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)23:56 No.8234429 PUT RING IN INVENTORY FERTILIZE DRYAD MAKE FERTILIZED DRYAD BLOOM GIANT FLOWER USE FLOWER TO ATTRACT GIANT HUMMINGBIRD RIDE GIANT HUMMINGBIRD WEST TO WATERFALL

Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:02 No.8234515
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>>8234309
YOU GAIN THE BAND OF THE UNENDING SERPENT!

"HE WHO STRIKE YOU SHALL FEEL THE BLOW OF HIS OWN WRATH JUST AS YOU DO OLAF!"
>>8234408
THE BEAR NODS AS YOU TAKE THE RING FROM HIS MASSIVE PAW.

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:03 No.8234542 File1266901416.jpg-(124 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 92.jpg) >>8234515 THAT STUPID BITCH LOOKS AT THE RING AND UP AT YOUR FACE. "No one is going to believe this. I barely do and I just watched."

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:04 No.8234567 >>8234515 FUCK YEAH JORMUNGANDR >>8234542 OW, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IT. JUST PUT IT IN THE BALLAD, OLGA

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:05 No.8234568 >>8234515 PUT RING ON, SET SAIL FOR AWESOME! HEADING ALONG THE COAST VIA BOAT TO MAKE TRIP TO WATERFALL FASTER. TELL DRYAD AND BARD TO CONJURE UP SOME FUCKING WIND FOR THE SAILS NOW

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:05 No.8234579 >>8234568 Olga = Windwaker now?

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:06 No.8234594 >>8234515 >>8234542 OW, LET US HEAD BACK TO THE BOAT AND SET SAIL FOR THE WATERFALL.

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:07 No.8234615 >>8234594 FOLLOW UP THE COAST UNTIL WE FIND A RIVER THAT TURNS -INTO- THE WATER FALL! GO GO GO

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:10 No.8234645 >>8234579 >IMPLYING THAT VIKINGS DIDN'T FUCKING SAIL THE FUCKING SEAS NO WINDWAKER=MAGICIAL VIKING TIME!

Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:19 No.8234786
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>>8234567
CONGRATS ON CHOOSING A NAME FOR YOUR BEAR ORACLE!
>>8234568
YOUR DRYAD IS TOO BUSY FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT! YOU THINK SHE'D FUCKING APPRECIATE THE BARE FERTILIZING HER STUPID TREE!

REGARDLESS YOU FOLLOW THE COAST LINE!

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:22 No.8234812 FULL SPEED AHEAD I GET INTO THE WATER, HOLD ONTO THE BACK OF THE BOAT, AND PUSH IT THROUGH THE WATER, PEDDLING MY FEET LIKE A FUCKING...SOMETHING THAT PEDALS REALLY FAST!

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:22 No.8234820 >>8234786 OW, HAVE A SAILING MONTAGE THAT WILL SPEED US THROUGH THE 4 DAYS UNTIL WE REACH THE WATERFALL

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/23/10(Tue)00:23 No.8234824 >>8234786 I AM MOMENTARILY AMUSED AT THE RESEMBLANCE TO THE CHARMIN BEAR NOW I AM AT FULL RAGE AGAIN

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:24 No.8234833 OW SET SAIL FOR CANDIED ISLAND

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:25 No.8234843 File1266902716.jpg-(169 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 94.jpg) >>8234812 HERE IS JORMUNGANDR'S CHARACTER SHEET WHILE YOU WAIT!

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/23/10(Tue)00:26 No.8234862 >>8234843 OW ASK THE BEAR IF ODIN HAS EVER BROFISTED HIM I FUCKING THINK NOT

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:28 No.8234878 FIND WATERFALL THAT FLOWS UP. RIDE THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:28 No.8234883 >>8234843 YESSSSSS WAIT! WHO IS THAT DEAD AHEAD OF US, CLOSING IN!??! ITS THE DREAD BARBARIAN PIRATE: GOREPENIS, AND HIS CUTTHROAT CREW FUCKING SHIT HE OWES ME MONEY

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:28 No.8234884 OW CHECK OTHER CHARACTER SHEETS

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:28 No.8234893 >>8234786 ACTUALLY, JORMUNGANDR IS THE NAME OF THE WORLD SERPENT (THE SERPENT MOST LIKELY BEING REPRESENTED BY THE RING), BUT STILL, FUCK YEAH, I APPROVE OF OUR BEAR'S NEW NAME

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:32 No.8234934 File1266903131.jpg-(150 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 95.jpg) >>8234820

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:34 No.8234962 OW KILL IT. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT, JUST FIND SOMETHING AND KILL IT! KILL THE WATERFALL IF YOU MUST!

>>	Firstquest 02/23/10(Tue)00:38 No.8235018 OW DURING THE FOUR DAYS TRY WRESTLING WITH YOUR BEAR PAL SO YOU'RE NOT WASTING TIME NOT GETTING STRONGER.

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/23/10(Tue)00:39 No.8235038 >>8235018 I AGREE WITH THIS FUCKER OW WRESTLE THE GODDAMN BEAR FUCK YOUR USELESS WHORE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:45 No.8235129
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>>8234594
>>8234568
>>8234962
YOU PERSUADE YOUR CREW TO START PULLING THEIR OWN WEIGHT AROUND FOR A CHANGE. "SWEET TALKING" THE DRYAD, YOU GET HER TO REVERSE A WATERFALL'S DIRECTION FOR MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO RIDE IT UP THE CLIFF SIDE INTO THE RIVER BEYOND!

DON'T WORRY! IT'S NOT THE SAME FUCKING ONE THE BEAR WAS TALKING ABOUT! HE LET'S YOU KNOW BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S IMPORTANT!

>>8235018
>>8235038
YOU WRESTLE THE BEARACLE TO THANK HIM! THAT, AND TO KEEP TRAINING!

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:50 No.8235195 File1266904201.jpg-(177 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 96 Fix'd.jpg) S'WOOPS!

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:51 No.8235222 WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!? THE BARD HAS SOME SORT OF ABILITY THAT CAUSES FACIAL HAIR TO DISAPPEAR ON CONTACT! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE TOUCHES THE BEAR?!

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/23/10(Tue)00:51 No.8235225 SO ANGRY HIS FUCKING BEARD FELL OFF

>>	scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/23/10(Tue)00:53 No.8235265 >>8235225 HA HOW IS THE TREE-WHORE STILL ALIVE? YOU SHITHEADS SCREAM YOUR THROATS DRY BUT DON'T MURDER TREE-WHORES??

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:54 No.8235290 >>8235195 HAVE DRYAD GROW MUSHROOMS EAT MUSHROOM GET HUUUUUUGE CARRY BOAT AND PROVE YOUR MANLINESS

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:55 No.8235309 >>8235265 TREE WHORES HAVE TITS WE KILL NON-TIT BEINGS TIT-BEINGS WE TAKE

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)00:56 No.8235322 >>8235265 OW, SHE IS USEFUL AND UNLIKE YOU, SHE KNOWS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO ALONG. OW, SAIL UP THE RIVER FOR A BIT TO SOMEWHERE WE CAN GATHER SUPPLIES

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:05 No.8235463 THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING QUEST EVER.

Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:06 No.8235477
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>>8235265
OP HERE. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW SHE IS EITHER!

>>8235290
JORMUNGANDR WAVES A FAT, CLAWED BEAR DIGIT AT YOU.

"PUSSY DRYADS CAN'T GROW THE MUSHROOMS YOU WANT! THEY ARE A GIFT OF ODIN AND CAN ONLY BE GROWN FROM SWEAT AND TOIL!"

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:08 No.8235499 >>8235477 FUCK, GROW SOME MUSHROOMS ANYWAY. THEM FUNGUS IS TASTY

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:08 No.8235511 >>8235477 OW, FOLLOW >>8235322 's SUGGESTION

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:12 No.8235590 >>8235477 WAIT HOLD ON DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN MAKE THE DRYAD SPROUT RAGE MUSHROOMS IF OLAF PERFORMS LABORIOUS ACTIONS WITH THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND SONS? OW, MAKE AN ANGRY MENTAL NOTE TO INVESTIGATE RAGE-FARMING AT A LATER DATE.

Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:18 No.8235704
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>>8235499
YOU GUESS YOU COULD ALWAYS ADD THE NATURALLY GROWN ONES TO ADD INTO CERTAIN DISHES IF YOU FUCKING CARED ENOUGH!

>>8235511
YOU SURVEY THE SITUATION, TAKING IN WHAT SUPPLIES YOU CAN SEE! IF YOU WISHED TO GATHER RESOURCES AFTER YOUR TEST SURELY ODIN WOULD SMILE UPON YOUR HARVEST!

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/23/10(Tue)01:19 No.8235734 >>8235590 SECOND

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:21 No.8235762 >>8235477 Make the Dryad sweat and toil

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:22 No.8235785 >>8235704 OW, LET US CONTINUE ON TO THE TEST WE HAVE SOME GOD-DICK-SMITING TO DO

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:25 No.8235840 File1266906333.jpg-(142 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 99.jpg) >>8235734 JORMUNGANDR GIVES YOU HIS RESPONSE!

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:27 No.8235878 >>8235840 Alright. Um.. ask Dryad about powers. I MEAN. "POWERS, DRYAD, DO YOU HAVE THEM!"

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:29 No.8235906 >>8235840 OW, THROW ARMS IN AIR AND GIVE A MANLY ROAR TO THE ALL FATHER FOR SOME REASON, THE NUMBER 100 IS BURNING BRIGHTLY IN YOUR MIND

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:31 No.8235941 >>8235785 THOSE HOLY CROTCHES ARE JUST BEGGING TO GET PUNCHED

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:44 No.8236142 File1266907440.jpg-(325 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 100.jpg) >>8235906 SHIT GETS YOU PUMPED!

>>	Ceiling Tau 02/23/10(Tue)01:45 No.8236172 OW KILL SOMETHING FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOT THE BEAR THOUGH, HE IS A TRUE MESSENGER OF ODIN

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:47 No.8236206 File1266907666.jpg-(256 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 101.jpg)

>>	scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/23/10(Tue)01:47 No.8236212 rolled 34 = 34 >>8236172 LOOK FOR SHITTING FUCKING MUSHROOMS ON SHORE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT BELONGS TO ME, SHITHEADS

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:49 No.8236240 >>8236206 OW THERES A FUCKING CHALLENGER BEFORE YOU FUCKING SIDESWIPE THOSE FUCKING "TO BE CONTINUED" RUNES

>>	Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)02:00 No.8236417 Good show, OP! UNTIL NEXT TIME!

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