OGRYN IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE ARE BABBIES

>>8382208

OM NOM NOM NOM

>>My own 5th Edition Ogryn tore through a Tau battleline like a hot knife through butter.

are we suppose to be impressed you beat tau in hth?

>>8382241

>Are we supposed to be impressed that I'm not contributing to this thread in any meaningful way?

Fixed that for you.

MORE OGRYN!

Bump for MORE OGRYN!

MORE OGRYN ARE REQUIRED!

Organ. Motherfucking Organ.

>>8382189
You.... you mean there are people that like ogryn besides me?

You wanna know why I play IG? FUCKING OGRYNS THATS WHY!

>>8382382

Yes, my brother. You are not alone.

OGRYN LOVE!

My buddy has some really neat conversions of Gene-Stealer Cult Ogryns. Not particularly sure if that is fluffy but damn it looks nice.

>Nork Deddog is a genius by Ogryn standards, he is also the only Ogryn to have ever been assigned directly to a Commissar. He is assigned to guard the life of Colonel Greiss, commander of the 2nd Catachan unit, and does so faithfully. He was selected by the Schola Progenium due to his ability to write his name(N is for Nork), count (to four), and even speak fluently and understand orders without hesitation or difficulty, this being a rare occasion in Ogryn development (the majority of Ogryns would find these tasks very difficult, if not impossible). He was taken out of the normal stream of warfare and underwent artificial mental enhancement (possibly the same process used in the creation of bone 'eads) as well as extensive training. He was then assigned to the 2nd Catachan under Colonel Greiss, who trusts Nork with his life and has been saved by his loyal bodyguard and friend on many occasions, notably the Disaster at Breakback Hill, where he pulled an entire damaged Chimera transport vehicle across the battlefield when asked by his Commander to retrieve a medi-kit. He then carried his wounded leader out of battle and to safety whilst being shot at by thousands of enemy troops and seemingly feeling no pain.

>Commissar: Why didn't you just bring back the med kit?

>Nork Deddog: It's too dark in there.

GENTLEMEN,

BEHOOOOOOOOOLD!

It's the kindest, nicest, most faithful and loyal motherfucker in all of 40k.

Such a bro.

>>8382480

Ogryn. They'll drag a tank halfway across a battlefield because they're afraid of the dark.

I wish I had an Ogryn as a friend. We'd go everywhere together. To Wal-Mart, where his smell would make sure I'd always get first dibs on the self checkout. We'd go to the club and I'd make bets with my friends on how long his 'date' would survive the night. Lucky, lucky women. Fucking my Ogryn buddy was the best and last night of their life.

>>8382480

Nork Deddog has a commissar hat that is a gift from a commissar he protected through several campaigns. He wears it with pride.

He doesn't fight for shiny buttons (read: medals), but for the sake of his friends.

Ogryn are probably the closest 40K comes to having a Lawful Good character.

Even the Chaos Ogryn are reported as being Ogryn who've been fooled into thinking Khorne = The Emprah.

rolled 44, 31, 38, 34, 30 = 177

big guns are better then less big guns

What, ogryns not GRIMDARK enough for you?
Well how about some RENEGADE OGRYNS!

Ogryns rule!

>>8382549

Wait, wut? More like Lawful Retarded.

>>8382545
OGRYNS FIGHT FOR THEIR FRIENDS.

>>8382553
Those Ogryn would go great supporting a Scavvie gang.

OGRYNS!

Wasn't there a pretty awesome Ogryn bodyguard in Dark Apostle?

>>8382623

Those Ogryns are powered by 'slaught and Chaos. They won't be good for helpin' ANYBODY.

Love them, but they are too expensive for me because I want a decent chunk of them.

Gav Smith was part of the Imperial Guard. He was a Guardsman and this made Gav very happy. Gav liked being a Guardsman because then he could do the will of the Immortal God-Emperor and that was one of Gavs most favourite things to do in the whole world. Today it was Gavs turn to fetch the huge sack of potatoes from the food wagon and to peel them. Gav liked to do this because he also liked eating potato peal. The Commissar said Gav was a good Ogyrn because Gav did all the things that he was told to do. This made Gav very happy. The Commissar was not like other Commissars because he did not shout and shoot people for being scared of things like small spaces and the dark. This was good because Gav did not like small spaces and Gav was scared of the dark because that was when nightmares came to get you was in the dark. The Commissar was Gavs friend. The Commissar was not an Ogyrn like Gav and was really smart and could read and write and Gav could not do that because it was too hard, not even the Sarge could read long words. But the Commissar said that that was ok because Gav was better at killing orks than he was. This made Gav very happy because Gav liked to be useful.

'Do you want to help peel the potatoes Bob?' asked Gav.

Bob was one of Gavs friends. They had come from the same tribe on the planet Barakak. Gav missed his tribe. When the war against the Orks was over he would be able to go back home. Or if more than 10 years was over. It had been nearly 2 years and they had nearly won. The Commissar said this was because Gav and his friends were such good fighters and that they were making the Emperor happy by killing nasty orks. The Commissars name was Larrykin Von Kelvsetine but he said that Gav and his friends could call him Arry if they wanted to because they were all friends.

>>8382664

Convert from Fantasy Ogre Bulls.

BAM, fucking Ogryn.

>>8382678
Continuation:
'Yes please.' Said Bob. Bob liked eating potato peel too.

For breakfast it was mash potato and mushy peas. Gav did not like mushy peas. Peas should come in a pod and they should not be mushy. Gav had used to grow peas for his tribe. Gav missed his tribe. But he had such wonderful friends here as well. It was good to have friends. Especially when you had to kill orks. Gav killed orks with a big las-cannon. The Commissar said it was a gift from the Emperor so Gav kept it clean and shiny and made sure that he did not put it down somewhere and forget where. But some times he did. But then the Commissar would come and tell him where he had lost it and then he would tell Gav to not do it again. But Gav always did even though he never meant to. This made Gav sorry. Bob killed orks with a las-cannon as well but Bob did not lose his so much. Gav sometimes wished he was as good at not loosing things as Bob was. The Commissar did not have a big shiny gun like Gav. All Arry had was a small long-las-rifle but that was ok because the Arry was very small. Commissar Arry was very clever because had been everywhere and done everything. Once he had stood on a landmine and one of his legs was made of metal. And it went clonk when he kicked a stone. Gav was happy that his foot is not made of metal because it sounds cold.

Bob liked having potato-peeling contests with Gav. Gav kept on loosing but Gav did not mind, because he was peeling potatoes for the Emperor.

Pic related. It's Gav and Bob

>>8382678

I don't know whether to laugh, tear up, or brofist you through the Internet.

>>8382678

. . .
It's beautiful.

>>8382694
>>8382678

Gav and Bob need to be seen in battle. THIS MUST HAPPEN!

>>8382678

Gav loved fighting. He wished he was better at it. Whenever he sparred with Bob, he always ended up knocked out. But he didn't mind. He knew that Bob was helping him get better. And the better he got, the better Gav could serve the Immortal Emperor.

Gav hated the small tank he had to ride in. Every time he was called to serve the Emperor, he had to ride in that scary, dark place. But it was all right, because Bob was there and he'd lead all the other Ogryn in a rousing chorus of "Da Empruh is Da Best". They only knew the chorus, anyway, but it helped the dark, tight place seem less scary.

The flashing lights always made Gav happy. That meant he was going to serve his Emperor! That meant the door would open and he'd be able to shoot his gun. Gav loved his gun. He loved when he fired it and the enemy died. He'd hold down the trigger and shout at the enemy, making them die in the name of his Emperor, his best friend Bob right beside him. He liked Bob. Bob was his best friend.

>>8382678
>>8382694
Here is a picture of Gav after the WAAAAAAAGH!!! was thwarted. He boarded the wrong ship when he was supposed to be going home and ended up being transfered to the Cadian 8th for the next 5 years.

>>8382678
>>8382694
>>8382797

I'm listening to Piano of Yin from the Darker than Black OST whilst reading this, and it fits so well that I have a small manly tear for the Emprah in the corner of my eye.

>>8382480
>>8382678
>>8382694


Manly fucking tears bigger than fists.
We need a fucking army made of pure ogryns.
Fuck, we need a Ogre kingdoms book for 40k.

>>8382797
>>8382694
>>8382678

Cutest thing I've read today.

>>8382831
Yes! For fucks sake yes!

Pic related. They walk amoung us.

>>8382797

Gav had fought all kinds of enemies of the Emperor.

His favorite were the Greenskins, cause they seemed to like fighting as much as Gav did. He knew to go for the big ones, the one who was hitting all the others. It was a race, to see who would kill the big one first. Bob usually won. If you killed the big one, the regular Orks would be easier to beat.

The bugs scared Gav. They made him sick to his stomach, especially when he slammed the butt of his gun against their head and they blew up all over him. They smelled bad, and tasted bad. You couldn't cook bugs, not even the Stumpies could make them taste good. The pants stealers were the worst. Gav always made sure his belt was extra-tight when he fought pants stealers.

>>8382869

FOOKING GENESTEALERS!

>>8382869
>pants stealers
>jean stealers
>genestealers

>>8382869

The humans who'd turned against the Emperor always made Gav extra angry. Why would they stop loving the Emperor? What did the Emperor do to them, except love them and protect them? Gav always loved killing bad humans. It made him feel good. Commissar Arry said that was good. Being angry against trayterrs was good. That made Gav happy. When Arry first told Gav that, he'd hugged Arry so hard he'd had to stay in the Medicae Hotel for a week. The food was really good when Gav visited.

rolled 7, 3, 10, 10, 3, 10, 9 = 52

>>8382869
I cannot d'awwww hard enough

>>8382869
For Emperor's shake, I didn't expect that.
Keep working soldier.

This story is so sweet my teeth are hurting.

If something bad happens to Gav I'm going to smack this writefag

>>8382922

Gav had only faced the metal heads once, but he knew that he never wanted to do it again. No matter how hard you hit them, they'd just get back up again. It wasn't fair. Every other enemy was kind enough to die when you showed them how bad they were. The metal heads were cheaters, coming back to life like that. Bob said that Arry said that his professor Kain at the big school was scared of the metal heads. Gav didn't believe him. Commissars aren't scared of anything, and Kain is some kind of Super Commissar. He must melt metal heads with his eyes or something.

Gav now needs a metal model to go on sale. I'd buy it.

>>8382922
1) Their commissar must love him because he didn't have Gav sent on a suicide run for fucking up his ribs
2) Gav can eat anything. ANYTHING. If he can eat hospital food. Sweet lord.

>>8382962
As a Necron player, I approve of this comment.

>>8382962

Bonus points for Cain reference.

>>8382984

Do I detect a backhanded Yarrick reference as well?

>>8382962

Gav hated the Elders. They were like shiny bugs. You'd almost get your hands on them and they'd slip through your fingers. Their little arrows hurt, too. Bob was better at fighting Elders than Gav. He'd back them into a corner and crush their mushy bodies with his bare hands. 'Dey break easy once ya korner 'em.' Bob would say, shiny blood covering his uniform. That made Gav smile. He missed Bob. Bob always made him smile.

Gav was there the day that Arry died.

One day Gav and Bob and all their friends had gone for a walk. They were walking through a forest. Gav liked the forest because it smelled like home. Arry was walking at the back of them. He always did this to make sure none of them got lost. Gave once got lost. It had made him scared. Arry never got lost. He was really smart like that.

But then an ork all dressed like a tree shot him. Gave did not see it happen. He could not stop it. The sound of Arry dying had warned them all. They had killed the nasty orks with the big guns the Emperor had given them. But Arry was dead.

They took him back to the camp to see if the flesh fixer could fix him. He tried but Arry had already gone to the Emperor. This made the whole tribe sad. Everyone in the tribe liked Arry. Arry was smart.

They dug a hole for Arry to sleep in. Bob was the priest of the tribe so Bob said the death words over the place where Arry slept.

The whole tribe wept. They did not weep for Arry because Arry was with the Emperor. They wept for them selves because they had been left behind.

>>8382962
there a bunch of cheaters!

>No matter how hard you hit them, they'd just get back up again. It wasn't fair. Every other enemy was kind enough to die when you showed them how bad they were

i loled hard!

He must melt metal heads with his eyes or something.

No, that is Jurgen.

So.. can i use Ogryn in my ork army? Make up some fluff and whatnot of course and have them use green warpaint. Im sure this has been asked before.

>>8383010
oh god the manly tears

>>8383010
feels bad man

>>8383010

Yeah. There is even some mentions of ogyrns in WAAAGHS!.

>>8383010

TYPE TYPE TYPE MAN I HAVE TO HEAR MORE BUT I HAVE CLASS FROM 4:40 TO 6PM FUUUU /tg/ DO NOT LET THE TALE OF GAV FADE INTO NOTHINGNESS FOR THOSE WHO WILL COME LATER.

REQUESTING FOR AN ARCHIVAL.

>>8383026
They aren't in the codex.

>>8383010
>>8383006
Pretty sure those are two separate people, the one with Arry dieing had typo's on Gav's name and both were posted at the same time.

>>8383006
>>8383010

Losing Arry was bad. But losing Bob made Gav sadder than ever.

Bob was the reason Gav hated demons as much as he did. He'd fought them before, and he'd found them all to be so confusing. Some of them were easy, charging or shambling forward with big swords or small daggers. They broke easy. The skinny ones were like Elder, but they made Gav feel weird. Look at them was like looking at a girl Ogryn after Gav had learned what they were for. But they broke easier than the redskin or rotting demons, once you could stop them from dancing.

The last demons were the kind that took Bob. He hated them most of all. He hated their laughing at him.

They'd surprised them after Bob and Gav had been leading their new Commissar- Gav could never remember his name- into a church to the Emperor. Gav had a headache the whole time. They'd made the place bad. They'd broken statues of the Emperor and carved a weird flame all over the church.

>>8383063
That's been obvious for a while. Does it matter?

>>8383006
>>8383010

OH GOD ARRY'S DEAD AND BOB'S PROBABLY DEAD TOO

WHY EMPEROR WHY?

>>8383067
THOSE FUCKING TZEENCHIES NOOOO

>>8383067

>>8383010

I knew this was going to be a tear-jerker.

LIVE FOR THE EMPEROR
DIE FOR YOUR BROTHERS

>>8383067

That's when the demons had attacked. They'd burned the Commissar before any of Gav's group could reacte. They looked like water that had grown faces. Looking at those faces made Gav's nose bleed. Gav would never forget those faces.

Bob rushed into the thick of things, like he always did. Bob was always that way, charging forward for the Emperor, killing his enemies. Bob was good at that. He was a good friend.

The water demons were fast, really fast. They jumped back and burned Bob to a crisp, but Bob didn't die like the Commissar. Gav sometimes felt bad that he couldn't remember the Commissar's name. He hoped someone remembered the Commissar's name.

Bob caught one of the water demons with his hands and ripped it apart. It was pink before, and it had been happy. Laughing. Now the two pieces were blue, and they weren't happy anymore. They attacked Bob and bit at him. The other tribe had started killing the other water demons, but they were too late.

Bob's last words always made Gav sad. "I'm gonna miss the potatah skins..." Gav beat the blue water demons until he was slamming his hands into the floor of the church. He kept it up until he realized his hands were bleeding. He kept doing it until he realized he was crying. He kept crying until the General had found them.

Gav still misses Bob. Bob was a good friend.

>>8383131
I am for srs crying now. God dammit.

>>8383131
NOOOO

>I'm gonna miss the potatah skins

Oh god you`re ruthless.

>>8383131

>>8383131
nooooooooooo!

>>8383131
THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE THE END. THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED END.

>>8383131
There are not enough TT's or QQ's in the world.

>>8383131

Gav had never wanted to kill one of his friends. The General was a friend. But he wanted to kill the General once. He wanted to kill the General when he said that Bob needed to be burned.

The tribe had their ways. Bob needed to be honored and buried, like all good friends. But the General said that Bob's body was sick. That if they didn't burn it that those water demons could come back.

They burned Bob's body right there in that church. But not before Gav got his tribe together and gave him a short, proper funeral.

Gav was Bob's best friend. His other tribesmen let him give the last words.

"Bob wuz a good friend. He liked to fight. He liked potato skins. He was a good soldier fer da Empruh. Now he's wif dah Emprah." Then one of the General's friends burned Bob's body right there in the Emperor's church.

Now whenever Gav peels potatoes, he thinks of Bob. It doesn't hurt as bad anymore. Now he smiles and remembers how good a friend Bob was. Bob always mad Gav smile. Even when he was dead, he could make Gav smile.

Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore.

>>8383227

Archive it for GREAT JUSTICE!

>>8383227
>Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore..
FUCKING GODDAMNIT

>Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore

>>8383227
Chuck Norris's beard is weeping.

>>8383227
We dun't fight fer the Emprah no more. We fightz fer Bob...

>"Bob wuz a good friend. He liked to fight. He liked potato skins. He was a good soldier fer da Empruh. Now he's wif dah Emprah."

>but crunch-questionable
they are not 'questionable', but shit-tastic. This is unfortunate, but those are the facts

>>8383227

One of the two writefags here, and I think this is where I stop. I'm fucking crying in my beer. I mean, I know this is 40K, and it should be GRIMDARK, but I feel like I've fucking killed a puppy or something.

>>8383227

>>8383293
First writefag here

YES YOU FUCKING HAVE!

NOT BOB!

I will now sculpt a gravestone out of greenstuff and use as terrain or objective marker. On the stone, it will be written:
BOB
EH LIEKD TEH POTATA SKINS

>>8383293
HE IS A PUPPY...

a puppy that fights for the emperah

>>8382208
Now am tempted to use Nork to represent Heavy Weapons Guy. (The Spy would either be Marbo or a Callidus).

I'm having a blast here, but then again, I'm a decadent Eurfag.

>>8383293
You haven't. You've helped to birth a legend, the legend of Bob and Gav. Please, continue. To stop now is heresy.

BOB SHALL RETURN

AS

BOB

SON OF BOB

>>8383293
It's okay, it was great story
heck, I'm gonne convince my GM to let me play an ogryn in DH next time

needs an entry on 1d4chan

>>8383319

I'M SORRY! OH, BOB! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! OH EMPEROR, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! D,:

>>8383332

YOU BASTARDS.

...save this thread. ;_;

>>8383348

>>8383227

Mmm, so sorry, 'Gav'.. But the Changer of Ways dictates change, and you didn't really think such a.. tiny thing as Bob could last forever, did you?

But I know you're sad, Gav. We all do. That's why you should come with us.. We'll be your friends, Gav. And we never die. And you'll never die. And you can be happy, forever.

You'll laugh, too, Gav. Just like they laughed. Until the end of time.

The Bell of Lost Souls sound that day for Bob's soul.

>>8383227

Gav remembered the day he found the bad man who'd brought the water demons to the world. He would never forget that day. It was a week after Bob had been burned at the church. Bob was a good friend.

The bad man had made an entire planet stop loving the Emperor. He was one of the Space Marines that had stopped loving the Emperor. He was blue and gold and made Gav's head hurt when he spoke. Gav hated him more than anything he'd felt about before.

Except how much he liked Bob.

>>8382595

A small mind is easily filled with faith.

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, ARCHIVE THIS THREAD!

>>8383358

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

>>8383379

The bad man had taken over one of the big churches on the planet. He was killing people to make more water demons. Gav wanted to stop him. He wanted to make the bad man pay for killing Bob. Bob had been such a good friend. Gav would make the bad man pay.

A lot of Gav's human friends died to get to the bad man. The bad man had brought his friends with him. His friends killed a lot of Gav's friends. That only made Gav hate the bad man more. His fellow Guardsman slowly made it closer to the big church. Gav wasn't scared of his small tank anymore. He was angry. He would make the bad man pay.

>>8383374
Yeah, this isn't going to end well for you. You made Gav hungry. Hungry for the Emperor's justice.

>>8383374
SILENCE, HERETIC!

>>8383426

"Foolish dullard. You hardly deserve to be considered sentient." The bad man used big words. His voice made Gav's head hurt. His eyes bled, but he continued to try to run towards the bad man.

Gav's tank had been blown up, and a lot of his friends were dead. They'd been good friend, but not as good as Bob. Bob was Gav's best friend. Gav would make the bad man pay.

The bad man was as big as Gav. He was standing on top of a big set of stairs, right at the entrance to the church. He made Gav's human friends die with lightning. And he laughed. Gav hated it when the bad man laughed. He wanted to make the bad man shut up forever.

The bad man struck Gav with the lightning. It hurt. It hurt real bad. Gav almost stopped running up the stairs. But then he remembered Bob. Bob wouldn't stop running. Bob would keep going. Gav wanted to be like Bob. Gav wanted to make the bad man pay.

>>8383426
Oh God, some bad guy is gonna be pealed like a potato...

Gav: "Gen'rl I gotta kill the watah demons!"
Genral: "NO GAV YOU ARE THE DAEMONS!"
and themn Gav was a Zum Bay

>>8383484
FOR THE EMPEROR

Oh GOD, this THREAD

*BAWLS*

>>8382801
What a funky chaos hairstyle!

Gav would always remember the day he walked with little godlings. The bad men in the blue and gold armour we hard to kill and they used heresy and magic. The made Gav hate them. Gav heard whispering in his head. They whispered how he could have everything he ever wanted. But they had nothing he wanted. They had taken a friend from him. Gav roared at them and the bad men had died when he shot them. They could not whisper to him, his mind was too full of the Emperors love. But they were too hard to kill and they kept coming back.

But the Emperor had sent his children to help him. The Emperor had a lot of children and they were all very strong. All of the Emperors children were little godlings. Gav and the tribe fought with them. They were very hairy and had teeth that were just like gavs teeth. They had armour just like the bad men but it was grey and blue. Gav wished he could wear armour like that.

When the war was over the godlings in the grey armour gave gifts to the tribe. They said the Emperor loved them very much.

Then they sang songs for the dead.

>>8383427

Oh, do make me laugh! Your little pet has nothing. No power, no voice in the warp, just pure idiot strength.

Enough to rend one of my myriad lesser servants? Of that I have no doubt. Perhaps even one of our armored legions. But me? A Lord of Change? A Greater Daemon of the Most Exalted Changer of Ways, the Many-Colored Flame of the Warp?

Ha! That, my mortal friend, I would very much like to see. I would burn that musclebound moron just as his so-called friends burned the only human that ever cared about him.

And no-one in your vaunted Imperium would ever morn the passing of a warped.. little.. MUTANT!

No other unit deserves to get drastically improved than Ogryn. Nobody.

I always like to imagine that the Leman Russ Punisher (the one with the Heavy 20 cannon) is being crewed by Ogryn, since the gun is basically 7 Ripper guns stuck together, stats-wise.

You tell 'em Boss!

>>8383227
>Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore.

...don't cry don't cry don't cry...

>>8383484

"Evolution has left you behind, scum. It's a pity you're too unintelligent to understand just how foolish you are." The bad man wouldn't stop talking. Gav swung his big fists at him, but the bad man was fast. Faster than Gav thought he should be. Gav was getting tired, trying to hit him.

The bad man hit him with his big staff. Gav went flying into a statue of the Emperor, shattering it. He felt bad. He wanted to apologize to the Emperor for breaking his statue, but he couldn't catch his breath. His entire body hurt. He'd never hurt so bad in his life.

The bad man was kneeling beside him. He grabbed Gav's neck and squeezed.

"I pity you, poor creature. For this, you shall get the kindness of a quick death."

Gav lifted himself up suddenly and headbutted the bad man.

"You killed Bob!" He shouted. He grabbed the bad man by the throat and lifted him up, driving his fist into the bad man's stomach. "You killed Bob!" The bad man shot lightning at him, but Gav hardly felt it. He was angry. Bob was a good friend, and the bad man's demons had killed him. Gav would make the bad man pay.

>>8383558
CHILL OUT.

>This thread.

>>8383575
Shit yes he will! FUCK YEAH OGRYNS.

>>8383558

You shall be peeled like the potato you are.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>8383575

FUCKING FINISH HIM, F-for BOBBBBBB!

This thread is made of awesomeness and Gav.


FUCKING ARCHIVE AND 1D4CHAN IT

>>8383651
Already archived on sup/tg/. I made sure of that. Someone else'll have to write up the wiki page though, I've get to get to work.

>>8383575

END HIM GAV, FOR BOB, FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>8383575

The bad man kicked and punched at Gav, but Gav wouldn't let go. His arms hurt from holding the bad man up.

"You killed Bob!"

He tossed the bad man onto his stomached and jumped on top of him, grabbing his strange helmet and slamming his head down into the concrete. Again and again and again.

"You killed Bob!" SLAM

"You KILLED BOB!" SLAM

"YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. Gav was crying now. Bob had been a good friend.

"YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. The bad man wasn't moving now.

"YOU KILLED BOB" SLAM. The bad man's helmet was leaking this strange powder.

"YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. SLAM. SLAM. SLAM.

He was still slamming the empty armor into the ground when the Emperor's grey children came. His skin was burned and blackend, his eyes were bleeding as he cried, and every bone in his hands were broken.

But he'd made the bad man pay.

>>8383664

WORLDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE AWESOME

Only a million adepts, working for a million years, could get near to one millionth of an accurate description of this tale that will roar down the ages.

>>8383684
The End.

>>8383684

>>8383684

>>8383684

Yes. This is the true end.

Rest in peace, Bob. May you have all the potato skins you want with the Emprah.

>>8383684

That'll do Gav...That'll do.

Bob... Arry.... Gav.... names that will live on in legend

>>8383684

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>8383735
>>8383730
i cried man... I CRIED!

>>8383684
I... I think I have something in my eye.

>>8383754

Main writefag here.

How does I help archive thread?

>>8383684

And it said that on that day, the mummified corpse of the emperor shed a single, impossible tear.

>>8383684

Ha! You- ..Wait.. What is this.. This strange fluid, leaking from my eyes.. I.. Never..

Oh, Gav, you foolish little creature. Go.. Go and live your life. And never forget Bob. I know I won't.

>>8383767
It's already archived, don't worry.

First Writefag here....

I still can not believe that people actuely liked it.

I stuck it on fanfiction.net under the heading 40k Shorts once and it was largely ignored.

Thank you all who read it.

I cried. Hard.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!

>>8383767
1. Go to http://4chanarchive.org/
2. Click 'request interface' on the left.
3. Copy+Paste 8382189 into request bar.
4. Fill out CAPTCHA.
5. Select /tg/ as board.
6. Press button.
7. ????
8. PROFIT!

>>8383754
we use suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com here on /tg/.

>>8383796

Second writefag here. It was a good start. I'm glad I could help to make it so much more.

>>8383795

Link, pl0x.

>>8383796

because fanfiction.net is entirely a mary sue and yaoi farm.

>>8383801
derp

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Masterfully done. I have tears in my eyes.

Not even Fuklaw could find anything heretic about Bob and Gav. They're as pure as they come.

>>8383796

*splutters* You're a legend man ... you've touched all our hearts..... we're all hard-bitten, cynical nerd fantasy-warriors who've never shied away from the horror and monsterousness of the wars we fought and our own souls ... but this .... *sobs*

>>8383796
Link. Now.

>>8383831
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3829015/1/40k_shorts

Here.

>>8383869
You = God.

Wellp, seems like this thread is going to die. As it should. Thanks for reading. I'll be reposting the archive tomorrow and see if we can't get some drawfags to make some content for the inevitable 1d4chan page. Which Bob deserves.

Ave Bob.

...and then gav ripped a chaos space marine in half with hi bare hands. That's because the Emperor was with him.
Remember kids, the tale of the brave little ogryne!

>>8383801
we are up to 4 requests

any more?
and how many are needed?

>>8383953

Behold, Bob's eternal reward.

That isn't cloth on her head. It's potato skins. Or as Bob calls it, "foreplay."

>>8383977
Nobody deserves a busty woman covered in potato skin more than Bob. Nobody.

Secret cheese tactic for Ogryns.

Al raheem + unit of Ogryns.

"Like the wind!" Cast on Ogrys.

They get to move 6"
Fire their guns at 18"
consolidate 1d6"
charge 6"

Congratulations, Ogryns with S5 assault 3 shotguns who have fleet of foot and can fire in addition to charging.

BOB AND GAW MUST BE SHOT FOR HERESY!

THEY HAVE LED MANY A FAITHFUL CITIZEN TO IDOLIZE THEM OVER THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR

I DO NOT SEE TEARS BEING SHED FOR THE EMPEROR BUR FOR, BOB AND GAW...

WE CANNOT HAVE THIS AMOUNT OF HERESY IN AN AREA... UNDER MY AUTHORIZATION GAW IS TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT

>>8384012
His name was Gav dickbutt. And by honoring gav and bob you honor the emprah

>>8384009
I LOVE YOU

>>8384012
you sir are a dick...

this thread

>>8384012

This man is an inposter.

Even Fuklaw takes his hat off to Gav and Bob. Their faith is the most pure because it is unquestioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCPFag85U-c&fmt=18

Just... don't say anything. Just reread the tale of Gav whilst listening to this. Just do it. For Gav.

>>8384012
You are not commisar Fuklaw.
Shut up.

>>8384009
For added affect, add a Primaris Psyker to buff the unit and increase leadership to help the order through.

>>8384012

Hello.

You seem to think you have some sort of authority.

Allow me to illuminate you to the truth.

Gav and Bob are Holy Saints of the Emperor's Will.

The Grey Knights have spoken.

>>8384055
I BALLED EVEN MORE

OOH BOB AND GAV... WHY OOH WHY

you will be remembered

My ogryns. I cringe at how bad I was at painting flesh back then.

>>8384055
too sappy.

This more like. Just do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U

>>8384055

I...I...

;-; Emperor dammit...

>>8384055

Bob's death scene.

>>8384101

And here is the soundtrack for Gav's Roaring Rampage of Revenge.

I have found a home for Gav after the Adeptus Commisariant remove him bro excessive AWESOMENESS!

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.php?showtopic=177504

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, we rather should thank God that such men lived!" - George S. Patton.

I THINK YOU MEAN THE EMPRAH, PATTON.

god damn it, only you guys can make me cry like this

>>8384051
NO MAN WHO DIED FOR THE EMPEROR DIED IN VAIN!

>>8384132
Nah, the first one fits but the song for Gav's epic roidrage of revenge should be this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3jnN6tx9F4&fmt=18

>>8384156

not only the Emprah my friend not only the Emprah

>>8384210
we need a more hard core one for BOB's death
and how they burned him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTVm2H5JXck

Now Bob is with Ollanius Pius in Terra, remembering the old times.

Reading the story of Gav and Bob. At first i was all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YCSJpF4g4

but then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7oFoAJta8

and then i was like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpNGx0e--iA

>>8384009

By making Ogryns useful, you're doing the Emperor's work. Bless you.

>>8384314

"W...Where am I?"

"Don't worry, big guy. You're with friends."

"Friends?"

"Yeah. Sit up, big guy. Here, have some fried potato skins."

"Thanks...whatsyer name?"

"Ollanius."

"Bob."

"Nice to meet you, Bob."

"Who is...the big...man..."

"OH, BOB. I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM."

"Em....Emp..."

"YES, BOB. WELCOME HOME."

Truely Gav is a hero who's name must be remembered through out the ages.

And now you too can honor Gav in style with this Limited Edition Gav Head Potatos! These Blessed Potatos have been craved by only the finest craftsmen to resemble the Ogryn hero of Mankind, Gav. Carry the blessing of Gav for only 299.99 Thrones!

Order now, stocks are Limited.

>>8384355
why did i shed a tear at that...

>>8384355

FUCK YOU!

How many times do you want to make me cry today!?! HOW MANY!?!?

I can't find a picture to show how much I am bawlin' right now, so have this instead.

>>8384445

And one more Ogryn.

BLESSED BE THE MIND TOO SMALL FOR DOUBT

>>8384361
I love ratlings.

My next character is going to be a ratling.

/tg/ loves ogryns

but do you love ratlings

they're like tiny ogryns

>>8384355

I see Bob, tears flowing down his face, sitting on the Emperor's lap. They're eating fried potato skins together. The Emperor is laughing.

Fuck, I'm not a good enough drawfag to draw this.

>>8384473

Ratlings kill the incarnation of Death and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>8384473

No they're not. They're cowardly and horny. That's not the same thing as loyality and child-like innocense.

>>8384473

Ogryn are the loveable boys who you hang with because they never grow up. They always want to make a pillow fort, play video games, and girls are pemanently icky to them.

Ratlings, on the other hand, are the awesome college-age guy who'll get you porn, booze, and anything else you want. And he's a fuckawesome cook, too.

>>8384538
They're short and they eat alot.

ogryns are tall and eat alot

they the same

>>8384554
>Ratlings, on the other hand, are the awesome college-age guy who'll get you porn, booze, and anything else you want. And he's a fuckawesome cook, too.

That, and I love sniper rifles. The only thing that's keeping me from being a Ratling is that I'm 6' 2".

>>8384453
except for the belly, that's one handsome fellow.

>>8384574
Space Marines are tall and in power armour.
Chaos Space Marines are tall and in power armour.

Obviously, they're exactly the same!

>>8384471
someone mentioned how to make plastic ogryn.
anyone has any idea for plastic ratling?
I was thinking fantasy goblin... but there will need to be lots of work and putty

>>8384636

Just get the metal ones. They're comparatively inexpensive and look good, too.

This thread was awesome and many manly tears were shed for this brave servants of The Emprah.

. . . I came back. . . And I read it again. And it was good.