An an outside observer, I think the guy spamming is a cock. At the same time, do you really think this thread is going to fare any better than the other two?

rolled 47 = 47

>>8388281

>>8388295
He'll get bored eventually.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8388295
Never give up, never surrender!

Also, rollan

Crap- *TWO* threads?
Can someone give me a quick summary?
I had to leave early last night-the last I remember we were fighting a Tomb Spyder.

rolled 38 = 38

>>8388297
You race towards the relative safety of the adjoining chamber, blast doors wheeling down into place when suddenly you hear a frantic cry for help! Drone is struggling to reach you, viridian wings a blur as it fights against the pull of the vacuum! Without your help, there's no way it can make it in time!

>>8388363
Well, don't just stand there!
HELP HIM

>>8388363
We must save him!

>>8388347
We killed Spider, absorbed delishus nanotech, and got a Scarab Foundry intergrated into our back. Then we made our way to the phase drive using the ventalation ducks and came down. There were guards and due to continuously crappy rolls, they spotted us and are fighting us. We managed to trick them into punching the reactor, and now it's gonna asaplode. Mission Accomplished!

>>8388363
Drone surges towards you, straining at the very limits of its specifications to overcome the yawning abyss below. Almost there!

Roll 1d100 and declare your action.

rolled 82 = 82

>>8388425

rolled 42 = 42

>>8388425
grab Drone and make a break for it

rolled 39 = 39

>>8388425

At least he's spamming with something readable.

>>8388444
>rolled 82 = 82
Noooooooooooooo!

>>8388444
invalid didn't declare an action!

try to rescue drone

rolled 55 = 55

Use your wings to grapple to prevent being lost in the vacuum, use your hands to reach Drone.

>>8388464
Oh yeah, I didn't realize this was another "State your action as well" roll. Guess it's invalid, oh wel!

>>8388452
>>8388452
>>8388452

>>8388494
>Decent
>Spam
Dohoho gb2/b/

>>8388494
Hey, the Hell War Series, from Star Destroyer BBS?
I can supply a link if you want- save us all a lot of trouble.

You leap out, cradling Drone in your arms as the two of you hang suspended over the abyss. Below, the necron phase drive sinks, collapsing upon itself as its jettisoned by the Su'T'ji's automatic systems. You sail through the void, caught between the moments of life and death...

>>8388396
>>8388412
>>8388426
>>8388439
>>8388449

So uh, why tau quest, particularly? Why not a quest thread that's, like, actually shitty? Or maybe the 40K tripfag wankfest three threads down?

I mean, do you have a problem with weeaboo spacecommies, or what?

>>8388539
crap, you did count that first roll

You feel a pulse discharge from your phylactery as you fall into nothingness, arms wrapped tight around your scarab as the world fades away...

>>8388539

Use your WINGS NOW

I would just like to say, though i haven't followed this particular quest thread, kudos to you good sir, for keeping it alive despite the trolls. good job.

rolled 61 = 61

>>8388466
>>8388596

>>8388519
Oh is THAT what this is? I've been tuning all the trolling out, but I've been meaning to read that. A link would be much appreciated by this anon.

Maybe we can start the quest over at a different date?

Never give up bro. Sooner or later the janitors will ban this asshole.

>>8388676
/tg/ doesn't have janitors, the last time we did they suffered from Unwaranted Self-Importance

>>8388665
Here you go- the cleaned up The Salvation War can be found here:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118771
and the sequal, Pantheocide, can be found here:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=134719

>>8388692
Janitors are global now though

why can't we just go to /quest/? at least there we'll get more drawfags and, more importantly, mods

'Do you think you could leave my service so easily, insect?' a familiar voice echoes, the darkness around you giving way to a green glow. You're no longer falling, although you can't say that you feel the ground beneath your hooves, either. Gravity has no hold on you and you levitate, held immobile by an incredible force.

'You surprise me,' the Lady of Infinite Abyss observes, an enormous armature descending from the darkness above, clustered optics whirring and clicking as they seem to look right through you. 'The statistical likelihood of your survival was quite small.

'It pleases me to see that you have embraced the beauty I have imparted on you. Perhaps there is some hope for you, yet.'

>>8388723
a) our sense of pride won't allow it, it's like the troll winning
b) good luck letting everyone who's been interested in the quest know and getting them over to tgchan

>>8388706
Thanks.

>>8388742
Well, any fall you can walk away from is okay in my books! So, is she pleased with our progress what with the destruction of the phase drive?

>>8388742
Did we just get G-Man'd??

>>8388742
Welp, here comes the endgame, where SHODAN shows us her keikaku dōri

>>8388743
>a) our sense of pride won't allow it, it's like the troll winning

boo hoo, who cares? are you more interested in your anonymous e-peen or having fun with this quest?

>b) good luck letting everyone who's been interested in the quest know and getting them over to tgchan

we had a rather lengthy discussion thread about the quest earlier that didn't have any spamming, so why not just do that again tomorrow about the time the quest normally starts?

>>8388716

I'm guessing anyone not "assigned" to /tg/ is more worried about getting the CP, pronspam, and other nastiness out of /b/ and /s/.

If shitspammers and sagefags are all /tg/has to worry about, I'd call that lucky.

>>8388773
basically and im not at all upset by it, infact its just making this entire RP so much more awesome for me sense i love G-man

Did anybody save any of the other threads?
Somebody promised to upload them to suptg, but so far nothing.

>>8388793
Because tgchan sucks. Did Ruby Quest give in and move to a different site when it was beset by troll? No! Did Slug Quest move away? Maybe! I'm acutally not sure. But that's not the point. If this guy wants to spam, let him. I don't know wabout the rest of you, but I'm capable of ignoring him.

'You have done me a great service, insect. The Dusk of Uncountable Suns is weakened, but not defeated. Until my strength returns, you must act as my agent. Such an arrangement is in both of our interests.

'You have earned a reward for your diligence. What boon would you ask of me?'

>>8388867
Agreed. Report the spammer and move on with the quest. It isn't like his post actually do anything. He is basically just wasting his night.

>>8388867
keeps us on the front page and its easy to tell which are his posts when skimming they all really long so no problems from my end

Bush frowned. “Attorney General Mukasey, has the United States ever signed an agreement to that effect.”

>>8388906
A boon?
Ah shit, we have to phrase this CAREFULLY or it will come back to bite us in the ass.

>>8388906
Make Bob into a Tomb Spider!

“No Sir, we have not.”

>>8388931
No, you fool! Don't tell her about Drone!

We voided his warranty!

>>8388930
What do we want though? We need something that we can use against her in the end.

>>8388930
we still need some sort of weapon

“Good, doesn’t apply to us then. Tell everybody to keep shooting. A question John, does ‘immune from attack’ mean that they can’t be shot at or that they are immune to weapons fire?”

>>8388906
I'm tempted to say our old body back, but...

>>8388906
OH OH!
RESTORE OUR OLD MEMORIES

Shit, just our name would be nice.

Ask to see her true form. With any luck, we'll actually be able to see where she's located and use that information to our advantage!

>>8388965
That would be cool, but it doesn't help up after to further the quest.

>>8388906
give us scarab wings if we dont have them already im a bit confused as to whether we do or do not, either ways i would enjoy having scarab wings, on my back

>>8388950
yeah, we need a weapon of some kind.

>>8388942
What? I doubt she knows that.

A boon.
We switch places with what'sherdoodle?

>>8388965
no that's like asking for fake memories that will mess with are judgement

>>8388981
You know what would make a great weapon? Our own Tomb Spider.

Hmm, with enough Necrodermis we could make copies of Drone and/or upgrade our mind, which we need to do in order to hijack control from her

>>8389005
But-
This could be only chance to find out about how we are!

Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't?), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking.

How about a Staff of Light? Or a stealth generator?

>>8389020
But how would she know? How would WE know that she's not lying? Trust me, this not the time or place for that.

>>8389063
Alright, but from this point forward we keep our eyes peeled for any and all terminals, notes, logs, and PDAs

no tomb spiders the chances of her finding out that we have made drone loyal to only us is to risky we cant afford losing our only true friend here!

Play coy! Ask only that we be allowed to continue to serve her.

So, consensus seems to be swinging towards a weapon of some sort.
Personally, since we're apparently the Tau version of the MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR, I would say that wouldn't need it

>>8389117
Be offered a boon
*advice tau*
Hit on Necron Lordess Instead

>>8389117
I like the sound of this, but what would we gain from it?

>>8389150
SHOULD NOT WANT

>>8389138
what about a built in weapon or something?

>>8389093
Look, all we're asking for is enough nanites to construst a Tomb Spider form for Bob to reside in. Then he can transfer his consciousness to it. the Lady will never interact with him at all, and won't get a chance to find out.

>>8389152
We'd avoid any unpleasant 'interpretations' of our request and help lull her into trusting us.

>>8389173
Any recommendations?

>>8389037

Staff of light. Operative and useful for us of course.

I don't think we should go asking for more upgrades. We seem to pick them up rapidly enough when our rolls flub.

disruption fields or wraith phase shift

>>8389251
Nah, that shit could go horribly horribly wrong

This, works as a ranged weapon and melee at the same time. Of course it must be operative and we should be able so use it efficiently.

>>8389251
And then Xeno phases right out of her skin.

Boy, sure is becoming Necronquest in here.

>>8389117
THIS

DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.

Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.

We are a walking melee weapon, we need long range capabilities, longer than a pole.

We need like a sniper rifle or something.

Or just a fuck ton of necrodermis.

>>8389117

>Play coy! Ask only that we be allowed to continue to serve her.

This and then ask for a staff of light or a similar versatile weapon.

>>8389295
Sergal, is that you posting pants-shitting furries?

>>8389368
Tomb Spiders can have one of their claws replaced with a powerful ranged weapon!

WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?

They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it.

MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD.

And you were expecting what?

MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.

This is normal.

SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?

Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to fornicate with *other* niggers.

WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY OF NIGGER?

I don't really understand the question ("better quality of nigger"...?WTF?)

this is a tau station right see if there are left over weapons/battlesuits/stealthsuits

>>8389377
Sounds like a plan
Play coy, ask for Staff of light

DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP OP! EVER!

>>8389407
Tau stealthsuit integrated with our existing body

>>8389407
We've been over this, this is a Tau research ship. It's unlikely that there are any battlesuits, though there's probably a basic armory.

Built-in Gauss Blaster. Kind of like Iron Man. We need to be able to shoot green energy beams from our hands.

>>8389407
Nah, science ship
No Battlesuits for us

>>8389420
What exactly am I looking at here?

>>8389442
This works for me.

>>8389386
Sergal was banned last I knew.

>>8389448
It looks Lolicron, the companion, and Xeno with a women with a ray gun.
I don't know who the women is-perhaps our lady?

>>8389448
hope!

Ok guys, it's pretty much down to

A) Play coy, which means ask for nothing and win trust

B) Tomb spyder/enough necrodermis to make Bob a tomb spyder

C) Hand cannon. I.e. Iron man hand.

We have to somewhat agree on something

I vote for C) Hand Cannon

>>8389511
you are a good man

>>8389520
Either a built-in Gauss weapon or a Staff of Light

>>8389117
>>8389150
>>8389152
>>8389331
>>8389377

The Lady regards you incredulously, wary of your manipulation. 'You may serve me, insect, by destroying this construct.'

Another armature descends, this one restraining Drone within its vise-like grip! Your scarab hisses and screeches at the affront... unfortunately, it would appear that your companion's protective streak has revealed its change in loyalty!

>>8389520

A) Play coy, which means ask for nothing and win trust but ask for a staff for ranged and close combat in order to be more efficient.

>>8389540
Can we play coy and then ask for a staff of light?
If not, play coy.

>>8389540
what does staff of light do?

>>8389520
Voting for Tomb Spider. It will give us all the offence we need and won't risk us loosing any of our soul/humanity/sanity. And I'm sure we can pick up a pulse rifle or something somewhere along the line.

>>8389547
NO, NOT BOB!

>>8388906
A Lightweight short barrelled Gaus cannon like the ones imortals carry around
fucking perfect

>>8389557

It's a Necron Lord weapon.

>>8389547
Shit.

>>8389547
Never!

>>8389459
You don't seriously believe that bans last any longer than the three minutes it takes to reset your router, do you?

>>8389547
Sounds cool bro. Grab Drone, download Drone's brain, destroy Drone.

We can build a new one later.

See, we could have had HAND CANNONS. But nooooo. We had to try and gain the trust of a Necron, for a clumsierr (though more powerful) weapon.

>>8389603
I like the way you think!

"Hey- What are you doing with Drone!"

>>8389547

Grapple the Drone and save his conscience temporarily in your brain while you destroy the body.

Consume Drone, secretly absorb his programming again!

>>8389603
>>8389603
>>8389603

THIS

>>8389603
Don't we still have a back up of Bob in our soul/hard drive thing?

>>8389547
Shit, not Drone!

The stasis field's grip slackens and you feel the ground beneath your hooves again. Drone clacks its mandibles plaintively, the elements of your identity it share allowing it to feel genuine fear at its impending demise.

You pluck the scarab from the armature, holding it in your hands as the Lady regards you impassively.

Roll 1d100.

rolled 41 = 41

>>8389689

WHY GOD WHY

>>8389705
damnit

rolled 23 = 23

>>8389689

rolled 80 = 80

>>8389689
Download his memory and crush Bob's shell.

how do roll dice?

rolled 34 = 34

Nooooooooo

But wait- won't the necron lady ask us why we just smashed our loyal companion?

>>8389740
Um, he was infected by rival necron lords processing systems?

>>8389740
We did it because she fucking told us to! You don't ask someone to do something and then bitch when they do it.

rolled 16 = 16

>>8389737

writte "dice+XdY" in the email field being X and Y the numbers.

>>8389737
dice+1d100

In the email field, no caps.

>>8389705

Your hand closes over Drone's head, fingers curled around its carapace as you prepare to crush the wayward scarab. Try as you might, you can't bring yourself to do it! There's no way to save Drone without the Lady noticing.

Your hesitation does not go unremarked upon as the Lady's optical armature closes on you. 'You defy me?' it queries, its tone more amused than angry.

>>8389761
I'm gonna go with this.

>>8389761
But she didn't, she just had some other random armature pick him up

rolled 27 = 27

>>8389773
>>8389766

I'm rolling dice!

>>8388281

Honest question here, what is the deal with these threads? Why do you start and post in them every day? Do you honestly think the board isn't horrible enough without them? Do you think there's any novelty left in them?

>>8389793
baaaw

>>8389589
Depends on how this place bans. Some methods of banning a person are much more difficult to recover from.

>>8389793
I think he enjoys antagonizing you, personally.

Every race prefers white men.

Asian women marry white men because they have a normal sized dick and aren't infested with AIDS like a nigger.

Black women prefer white men because they can hold down a job.

Arab women prefer white men because they treat them with more respect than they could ever hope for from a mudslime male.

Indian women prefer white men because they are usually educated and successful.

Native American women prefer white men because they aren't alcoholic fucktards who beat the shit out of them, unlike Native men.

White women prefer white men because...well...white is just the best.

>>8389793
It's fun, man.

rolled 23 = 23

>>8389776
Tell her it saved our life more than once and that it is a valuable asset.

>>8389793
Do you see all the anons, myself included, who are ignoring a week's worth of spam to keep roleplaying this? That's why

>>8389793
Because some people actually have an imagination and enjoy interactive stories.

give a daycare center to an african nigger and they'll sell it to pay their 6th mortage.
give a daycare center to a sqaw nigger and they'll tear it down claiming they own the land and will build a casino on it.
give a daycare center to a sand nigger and they'll teach the children to kill foreginers or bomb the place.
give a daycare center to a curry nigger and they'll turn it into a convenience store.
give a daycare center to an ching chong nigger and they'll force the children to spend their time sewing wallets.
give a daycare center to a beaner and they'll sell it for drug money.
give a daycare center to a white and they'll run it properly and make sure the children have a productive, educational, physically stimulating visit get home safely.

>>8389776

Absorbs Drone Consciousness and his energy while you destroy the body.

>>8389786
She specifically said "Destroy this construct" and was referring to Drone. She wants us to destroy him.

>>8389793
Feels good, man.

>>8389828
Ah, like granny goodness?

>>8389832
weeks worth of trolling?

it's been two days.

>>8389776
Well, yeah, we do. We like him. Seems like pretty cool guy. He survived a bnch of Flayed ones and saved us from drifting in space. Why would we hurt him?

>>8389864
It's 2 weeks worth of trolling concentrated into two days.

>>8389793
More importantly, are you honestly bored enough to spam every post concerning this quest that you see for 2 days? Get out and do something, it'll help. Hell, get laid and the anger about shit like this just kinda disappears.

Save drone anyway. Attack the lady. Sodomize her. Make her squeal.

>>8389878
>>8389828
THESE:

>>8389886
That was my first post in any quest thread.

How is that spamming again?

>>8389886
Just so you know, this sort of reaction is just what the troll is looking for.

If you need to understand the details of how to build, implement, and deploy Web Services, you will not be disappointed. There is absolutely no hype in this book! Considering the topic, nowadays this alone is an achievement.

Web Services technology is not the "Web Stuff," it is not related to browsing the WWW, and it does not pertain to the services offered by the WWW vendors (unless Web Services is what they sell). It is a fast-growing technology for programming in the distributed computing environment. Judging by the hype and money being spent on it by the leading powerhouses, it is going to be very prolific and important technology in the near future. Want to know more? -- Read the book!

'Do you love it, insect? This construct? Does the thought of inflicting harm on this... device cause you duress?'

The Lady continues to scrutinize you. 'Perhaps... perhaps there is hope for you after all, insect. Although I could destroy you with a whim, you defy. This is an admirable characteristic.

'Keep your flawed construct and go. There is much work to be done.'

>>8389926
You went against the general consensus of the majority of the threads participants. That is what trolling/spamming is, most of the time, or at least, that's what it seems to me. One person with a different opinion who speaks up is a troll.

>>8389943
which is why I gave it to him. Personal experience as a troll, as soon as I achieved the desired response, I became disinterested and left shortly after.

>>8389953
So, I guess our boon was keeping Vas Paus and not getting destroed for defying the mistress.
Maybe she's not so bad after all

>>8389953
But we don't want it to be flawed! We want it to be a Tomb Spider! Imagine how much more efficiantly we could carry out your will if the Drone were granted such a magnificent form!

>>8389943

>>8389953
...awesome.

>>8389793
better than any shit u have ever posted

>>8389953
YAY BOB LIVES!

>>8389953

I TOO ONCE LOVED

>>8389953

Wait! That was a secret test? Seems that she wants an individual and creative being and not just a mindless Necron Drone.

>>8389967
>spamming is

That's not what spamming is at all, brosef.

Considering what's happened in this thread, I'd think that you would know what spamming is.

Theory: SHODANcron is tired of immortality and so she's grooming us to be her successor.

>>8390046
Or maybe that's just what I want you to think...

>>8390028
Or she just want's us to be accepting of Necrons in general.

>>8390113
Or more likely she isn't strong enough to force us to kill Drone and is bluffing about the whole "Hm, interesting, do your thing" bit.

I think we may be done for the night and since this thread is autosaging, I'm gonna start a new after-action thread.

Actually, the only reason why I am inthis thread, is to read the spam

Yiff in heaven, furfriends.

>>8390255
Come on now, the spam used to be good, now you're just failing...

>>8390255
At this rate, you'll give up faster than the guy who failed miserably at shutting down the frost giant quest.

hey Shas, is the quest done for the night?

Ha ha! HA!

BROTIP: This thread was ruined by a resurgent sergalfag.

MODS = GODS