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If 'fantasy football' actually meant something worth a damn. Charak Whitetalon 03/08/10(Mon)23:13 No.8482321

How do you guys handle sports, or entertainment in general in your settings?

Personally I think having sports at all is a good idea because it defines the physical and mental condition that is idealized among the people of that world. For instance, if you have wizards in your setting, there may be some large event that involves feats of reality-breaking, all to put a ball in a hoop or some such.

Picture related. The best fantasy sport I could think of.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:14 No.8482342 Have never considered it. Not appropriate to my current games but something to consider for my next ones. inb4 blitz ball

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:15 No.8482358 >>8482321 you mean that game in Harry Potter?

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)23:15 No.8482360 BLOOD BOWL IS A POPULAR SPORT IN THE FANTASYCRAFT GAME I'M IN.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:15 No.8482361 cough cough cough,... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:15 No.8482373 There was one time in my Dark Heresy game the Scum organized a Sentinel race. It was amazing.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:17 No.8482396 >>8482361 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:18 No.8482424 >>8482396 >>8482396 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:19 No.8482439 >>8482424 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:21 No.8482462 >>8482439 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Charak Whitetalon 03/08/10(Mon)23:21 No.8482466 File1268108502.png-(8 KB, 400x350, BOY I SURE LOVE COFFFFFF.png) >>8482439 >>8482424 >>8482396 >>8482361 You MOTHER FUCKERS

>>	Nightmare Work 03/08/10(Mon)23:21 No.8482468 File1268108504.jpg-(16 KB, 283x427, hourglass.jpg) >>8482439

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:21 No.8482470 File1268108508.png-(92 KB, 780x656, 110Weezing.png) WEEZING.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:22 No.8482476 >>8482462 Oh hey you guys what is going on he-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:22 No.8482495 >>8482476 Oh hey, were you going to say somet-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:23 No.8482501 >>8482495 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:24 No.8482512 >>8482501 what is this i dont eve-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:24 No.8482517 >This thre-cough cough cough Funny, but this is eerily similar to the /b/ tard BRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS meme. Careful now...

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/08/10(Mon)23:24 No.8482521 I had a gambling car on the lightning rail system in my game. All my players wanted to see what they could do on this gambling car. They asked what they needed to roll. I pulled out a deck of cards.

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:24 No.8482522

I like to have a game called Murderball in all my more savage settings. It basically consists of two teams of burly sportsmen, armed to the teeth of course, and a Gnome/Halfling/Other small humanoid.

You see the small humanoid, in this case called "The Ball" is told that he can live if he manages to not get caught for a full 15 minute period. Meanwhile the two teams both want to be the one to kill the Ball.

Each team consists of four players. The Gatekeeper guards the goal and is equipped with a towershield and spear. The Slicer and Dicer both dual wield. The Shooter has a greatclub or maul and is usually the one trying to launch the corpse into the opposing goal.

You get 2 points for killing the ball, and 2 points if you get the ball's corpse into your opponents goal. Technically you only need to get the head, or whatever chunk the head is currently attached to.

It's considered bad sportsmanship to actually kill the opposing team, and you take a five point penalty if you kill one of them. But maiming, injuring, stabbing, slicing, gutting, disembowling, and otherwise inflicting grievous bodily harm is not out of the question. You only lose points if he dies. And only if he dies right on the spot.

It doesn't count if he dies off the field.

As such both teams usually have a large number of replacements on hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:25 No.8482526 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:25 No.8482528 Boufbowl was so fucking awesome. YOU HEAR ME, THERE WAS A THREE EPISODE ARC ON A FUCKING SPORT, AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS. I WAS IN AWE DURING THE FIGHT FIGHT BETWEEN KRISS KROSS AND YUGO.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:25 No.8482535 >>8482526 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:25 No.8482543 >SNOTBALL!!! My halflings wealth comes from a multitude of well placed bets in the snotball leauges of the old world.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:26 No.8482549 >>8482528 SO true! Also cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:26 No.8482551 >>8482522 Also Once the ball is killed and the corpse has entered a goal or been reduced to paste a new Ball is added to the game. This keeps going until you run out of Balls, and then you tally up the scores.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:26 No.8482553 >feats of reality-breaking, all to put a ball in a hoop or some such. Wizard play PORTAL?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:26 No.8482561 I don't get this meme.... But then, /tg/ is borderline retarded with how autistic it is.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:26 No.8482562 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:27 No.8482574 >>8482360 YOU ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING FANTASY CRAFT? FUCK YOU YOU LUCKY BITCH. How is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:27 No.8482576 >>8482561 there is no meme, it is just OP beeing stupid enough to post that pi-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:28 No.8482595 >>8482574 Its a fucking nightmare. Its like having to learn an entirely new game, there are so many rule changes

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:28 No.8482596

>>8482551
In one campaign I ran the PCs sold an entire shipload of Halflings they had "rescued" from some slavers to an Orc settlement.

There was then a grand Murderball festival that spanned an entire week and resulted in mass casualties on both sides. The party Barbarian had a grand old time and ended up the MVP. He got a big trophy made out of bits of halfling bone and whatever knick knacks they had on hand to make it with.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:28 No.8482598 I don't really see the point in having football when there such great sports like pit fighting or fucking jousting. Especially in worlds that have mounts that can fly. cough cough cough...cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:30 No.8482619 >>8482528 >infinite charges OH SHIT YES I'M GETTING POPCORN

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:30 No.8482635 cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:31 No.8482640 >>8482576 >>8482562 >>8482549 Etc. Dear moot: Please seriously consider wordfiltering "cough" to "I'm a retard" for the next month or so. Thx, /tg/

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:31 No.8482650

Goblin Ball.
Groups of young, athletic goblins play in teams against each other. The court is divided into two halves, and each team must stay on their side. One "ball" (that is, a large, heavy, metal orb covered in sharp spikes) is placed in the center of the field. The goal is, using only the ball, to knock out the entire other team- literally. Deaths are common, and expected.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:32 No.8482666 >>8482640 I'm a retard I'm a retard I'm a retard... I'm a retard Whatever gets me 4 minutes of cheating, pal.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:32 No.8482670 >If its not violent, its not D&D

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:32 No.8482676 >>8482576 I DIDN'T AS YOU, YOU FUCKING PUSSSY. WAH WAH. I HAVE TO LEARN RULES. WAAAAAAH. THEN GO FREEFORM YOU STUPID FOP.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:33 No.8482692 >>8482676 what are you even talking ab-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:34 No.8482703 >>8482692 cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:35 No.8482712 >>8482666 I can't believe that was a 666 ge-cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:35 No.8482714 File1268109318.png-(39 KB, 1057x1308, who.png) >>8482470

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:35 No.8482722

>>8482676
I do believe the faggot has finally lost his mind. I mean, his rational one.

Also, assuming that you're still talking about Fantasycraft... no, dude's right, it might as well be its own system for how much crunch there is. Its as much of a "variant" of D&D as Stargate SG1 is a variant of the movie.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:35 No.8482723 >>8482714 Someone turn of the ga-cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:36 No.8482731 >>8482723 cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:36 No.8482740 >>8482714 IT'S PIKACHU

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:36 No.8482742 >>8482692 >>8482703 COUGH AGAIN. ..HRRRM.. YES... EXAMINATION COMPLETE. YOU BOTH HAVE TESTICLE CANCER.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:36 No.8482744 1-9 ge-cough cough cough... cough!

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:37 No.8482749

>
Personally I think having sports at all is a good idea because it defines the physical and mental condition that is idealized among the people of that world. For instance, if you have wizards in your setting, there may be some large event that involves feats of reality-breaking, all to put a ball in a hoop or some such.

Depends. We don't have (popular) "science sports" or "literature sports" in modern society. Well, maybe if you count game-shows. Is Jeopardy a sport? Let's go ask the /sp/artans.

Anyways, I don't see why a magically-inclined society would have to have a magically-inclined sporting event unless _practically everyone_ is a wizard. And even then it would probably be some variation of soccer/football/basketball with just some light magic involved.

But maybe not. Obviously depends on the setting.

And in my experience, most people's attempts to come up with a new sport end in stupidity. Take "quidditch," for example.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:37 No.8482754 File1268109472.jpg-(125 KB, 600x600, 1264581955223.jpg) >>8482742 cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:38 No.8482763 >>8482749 Quidditch was good in concept... its just that when the writing is fucking terrible and the author is a dumb cunt with no concept of action, of course it won't work

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:38 No.8482764 File1268109506.png-(124 KB, 1057x1308, observer & spectator.png) >>8482740 IT'S OBSERVER AND SPECTATOR! Your two favorite beholderkin!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:38 No.8482766 Shadowrun, 2nd edition actually had the rules for Urban Brawl and Combat Biking published in one of the many, many sourcebooks. They were incredibly unwieldy to actually play, but by god, they had them.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:39 No.8482773 File1268109540.jpg-(31 KB, 353x468, 1265337559327.jpg) >>8482749 This man speakes the truth! Quidditch was really a load of cra-cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:39 No.8482779 >>8482764 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:39 No.8482786 >>8482773 Paranoia for the wi-cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:40 No.8482793 File1268109601.jpg-(35 KB, 865x497, Impotent elf rage.jpg) >>8482722 >WAAAH. IT'S TOO COMPLICATED FOR MEEEEE! Go watch Barney, you fucking three year old!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:40 No.8482802 >>8482793 Hey man, no need to get all worked up about so-cough cough cough... cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:41 No.8482813 >>8482802 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:41 No.8482825 I never considered it, because since most fantasy settings are medieval-based, it doesn't seem like they'd have ball games. More like jousting, fencing, gladiator fighting, etc.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:41 No.8482827 >>8482793 >Impotent elf rage.jpg >transgender namefag :3 cough cough cough... cough

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:41 No.8482830

>>8482763
>Quidditch was good in concept
No, quidditch was broken as fuck. Only one player mattered, because you'd never get into a situation where the best strategy _wasn't_ to just go for the 200-point-and-end-the-game ball.

It's like if you took the pitchers' duel in baseball and removed everyone else from the equation (or, rather, simply shunted them to the side and said "go play meaningless-ball and meet back here in thirty minutes).

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:41 No.8482834 >>8482666 How did this get 666? cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:42 No.8482849 >>8482827 I see what you did the-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:44 No.8482877 >>8482849 cough cough cough... cough

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)23:44 No.8482881 >>8482793 FUUKA. CHILL. GAME'S NOT BAD AT ALL, THOUGH.

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:44 No.8482886

>>8482830
No, see, Quidditch was GOOD for that very reason. The snitch shit was just an arbitary time limit, in the meantime, the crowd watches a team of brits with clubs wail on each other with angry maleveolent magical orbs, brutally beating the shit out of each other.

Its basically aerial rugby, and it doesn't stop until the idiot finds his gold toy.

How is that NOT an awesome spo-oh wait, you're probably American.

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:44 No.8482887 File1268109895.jpg-(106 KB, 554x439, shrug.jpg) >>8482827 I'd cough to get the ref on my side, but I don't have money for bribes.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:45 No.8482897 >>8482881 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/08/10(Mon)23:45 No.8482904 File1268109931.gif-(4 KB, 80x80, DiseasedGuard12.gif) Cough Spreading the disease, spreading the disease Cough cough cough From Papa Nurgle a gift to thee Cough cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:46 No.8482919 >>8482887 Also, I do believe that ref is booked up for months, according to this threa-cough cough cough... cough

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:46 No.8482923 File1268109991.jpg-(52 KB, 598x523, crazy bunneh.jpg) >>8482881 Rage is far more entertaining right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:46 No.8482932 cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:47 No.8482946 >>8482919 Would anyone mind counting those minutes together? Also, add this cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:48 No.8482950 >>8482904 ... Does chaos have anything like carols? Because that sounds like one.

MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/08/10(Mon)23:48 No.8482966
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>>8482923

I ENJOY THE GAME, THOUGH THE RULES DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TOO FANTASTICAL. THEN AGAIN I'M PLAYING PRIEST, SO MAYBE I'M MISSING OUT ON THE QUIRKIER STUFF.

I DO LIKE THE DIVIDE BETWEEN ARCANE AND DIVINE MAGIC BEING MORE COMPLEX THAN "DERP, RESKIN" AND "DERP, ARMOR."

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:49 No.8482975

>>8482886
Right. America has the good sense to largely strip out all the bullshit. If we wanted to see angry Brits wail on each other with clubs, we'd just wait until their next soccer riot, rather than dressing it up in faggy wizard robes and calling it a "beautiful sport with a rich, dignified history" or some shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:50 No.8482991 cough cough cough.... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:50 No.8482994 File1268110220.jpg-(53 KB, 514x357, flapjackwhydo.jpg) Dear /tg/, Why are you so shitty tonight? Regards, Anon

>>	G. D. !!Y8HG2fUusNY 03/08/10(Mon)23:50 No.8483000 Clever Anons. They coughed four times - they bought four minutes of cheating. « La triche, c'est noble! »

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:51 No.8483032 >>8483000 nice get there. that means, if noone caughs for 4 minutes, we're save from that cough cough cough... cough?

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/08/10(Mon)23:52 No.8483052 >>8482950 Hmm? Cough cough Urg... I don't think so, that's as far as I got Cough Cough Cough cough cough cough COUGH

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:52 No.8483054 >>8483032 yepp cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:53 No.8483072 >>8483052 dude, bribe him, dont marry hi-cough cough cough... cough

Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:53 No.8483079

>>8482966
I SEE.

What do you know of real world combat styles? I'm looking for a sword suitable in use for a sideways standing fighting style. Most popularly known as fencing.

I don't want to use a faggy little rapier. I'd like something more.. substantial.. though I'm wondering what I could realistically get away with.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:53 No.8483080 >>8482886 You're damn right I'm American, if angry men are hitting each other by god they will be wearing tight pants!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:54 No.8483086 cough cough cough.. cough

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:55 No.8483104 Anyone else thinking that OP is posting those cough cough cough... cough to bump his thread? Just sayin'

Charak Whitetalon 03/08/10(Mon)23:55 No.8483107
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Okay. Maaaaybe I could've picked a better picture to start this discussion on.

Also, in light of all this talk of jousting, I'll probably try to work that into my game at some point. Throw in some oddball mounts/riders and the like.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:55 No.8483115 >>8483052 cough cough cough... cough Damn you're contagious! cough cough cough... coughcough cough cough... coughcough cough cough... cough

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/08/10(Mon)23:56 No.8483123 >>8483079 Cutlass, maybe? cough cough What's going on here anyway?

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:57 No.8483146

>>8483123

We're a-*cough cough cough... cough*

Well, basically, what then happens i-*cough cough cough... cough*

Then you drive to a lake a*cough cough cough... cough*

Finally, as the ninja attempts to behead you, under no circumstances should you e-*cough cough cough... cough*

Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:58 No.8483172

>>8482825
>I never considered it, because since most fantasy settings are medieval-based, it doesn't seem like they'd have ball games.
Fun fact: the vast majority of people in medieval societies were peasants and villagers. And before the advent of commercial/industrial society, those people had a lot of time on their hands for significant portions of the year (other portions - sowing and harvest time, involved back breaking work, but in-between was comparably light). And, yes, they developed simple sports to pass the time.

Modern sports didn't just appear out of nowhere.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:59 No.8483183 >>8483146 but cough cough cough... cough

>>	Fuuka! 03/08/10(Mon)23:59 No.8483184 File1268110748.jpg-(11 KB, 380x449, 1255900498368.jpg) >>8483123 Was hoping for something in not curved department..

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/08/10(Mon)23:59 No.8483195 >>8483146 Oh, I ge- ah...AH...ACHOOO ... What?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)23:59 No.8483196 >>8483184 Like... guys? cough cough cough... cough

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:00 No.8483207 >>8483195 cough cough cough... cou- Wait! Did you fucking SNEEZE?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:01 No.8483228 File1268110888.jpg-(20 KB, 343x281, 8.jpg) >>8483207 I think he did. Holy shit!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:02 No.8483239 >>8483195 whywouldyoudothat.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:03 No.8483253 File1268110982.gif-(1.24 MB, 348x261, 1218808948073.gif) >>8483195 This can't be happening...

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:03 No.8483264 He- ... he sneezed!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:04 No.8483272 >>8483184 Longsword?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:04 No.8483273 >>8483264 Why would he do that?!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:05 No.8483287 >>8483264 I'm so suprised I cant even cough!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:06 No.8483304 >>8483184 Fuck cough cough cough... cough I don't know. You could probably do it with a gladius. But what can't you do with a gladius? >>8483253 >>8483239 >>8483207 What, I- ah... ahh...AHHH

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:06 No.8483305 File1268111181.png-(132 KB, 442x310, 1264723789897.png) Is the sneezing over?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:06 No.8483317 File1268111216.jpg-(66 KB, 600x577, 1264634613677.jpg) >>8483304 NO YOU DONT!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:07 No.8483327 >>8482321 Hey guys, stop with the coughing or the Blue Suns will lock you in your rooms!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:08 No.8483338 File1268111282.jpg-(47 KB, 750x600, 63-1.jpg) >>8483327 You retard! He sneezed! You know what that means, doesn't you? Pic related

>>	Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)00:08 No.8483346 File1268111311.jpg-(42 KB, 400x481, Swords3.jpg) >>8483272 A LONG SWORD CAN BE A LOT OF THINGS.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:09 No.8483368 File1268111355.jpg-(147 KB, 856x984, 1264688832511.jpg) >>8483195 YOU SUMMONED US! USE US AS YOU SEE FIT!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:10 No.8483388 File1268111423.jpg-(41 KB, 517x409, 1265156275618.jpg) >>8483368 Great, here we go again.. Fucking sneezers....

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:11 No.8483413 >>8483338 Damn Mercs, can't tell the difference between the plague and a simple cough!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:11 No.8483414 File1268111507.jpg-(208 KB, 729x800, 1268063949454.jpg) >>8483368

Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:13 No.8483435

>>8482830
>No, quidditch was broken as fuck. Only one player mattered, because you'd never get into a situation where the best strategy _wasn't_ to just go for the 200-point-and-end-the-game ball.
Firstly, its 150 points endgame, Secondly World Cup, Ireland vs Bulgaria.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:14 No.8483455 File1268111643.png-(34 KB, 640x518, 1265933011248.png) >>8483195

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:14 No.8483467 >>8483368 ...Okay. cough cough cough... cough Which of you am I using, the chick or the dudes behind her?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:15 No.8483476 >>8483455 AAAAAAHHHHHHH-

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:15 No.8483484 File1268111759.jpg-(509 KB, 1000x906, 1265897880928.jpg) ...is going on here? Did someone sneeze?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:16 No.8483495 >>8483484 -CHOOOOOO sniff sniff

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:16 No.8483501 >>8483079 I like how you consider the ability to deliver sucking chest wounds to be "faggy"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:17 No.8483512 >>8483413 Aria's Orders

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:17 No.8483516 File1268111843.jpg-(88 KB, 670x670, 1265896557313.jpg) >>8483467 I do believe they arrive as a package. Then again, I'll have to shoot your for sneezing.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:18 No.8483532 File1268111903.jpg-(526 KB, 600x930, 1265208388995.jpg) >>8483495 Holy shit! Stop sneezing! DAMNIT, see what you've done!

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:18 No.8483534 >>8483455 Cough cough Pull out his liver, I starve for vengeance for his slight against Papa! Cough

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:18 No.8483539 >>8483516 Shoot one of those dudes instead. They're vampires. They won't mind. Probably. ah-

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:19 No.8483546 File1268111978.jpg-(95 KB, 900x604, 1268047450825.jpg) >>8483495 The fuck! You just created furry tau!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:20 No.8483558 >>8483532 ...Is that really such a bad thing? >>8483534 Dude, you know that coughing is getting stuff out of your system, right? You're rejecting your god's gifts whenever you cough. ahhhhh-

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:20 No.8483564 File1268112046.jpg-(41 KB, 400x399, 102042.jpg) >>8483539 OH NO YOU DONT!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:22 No.8483589 File1268112132.jpg-(41 KB, 585x421, 1267653462994.jpg) DON'T YOU SNEEZE ONE MORE TIME!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:22 No.8483601 >>8483589 Well, how do I stop myself? AHHHHH-

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:24 No.8483622 File1268112243.jpg-(80 KB, 782x546, 133.jpg) >>8483558

>>	Token Black Guy 03/09/10(Tue)00:24 No.8483625 File1268112251.gif-(168 KB, 256x144, AAAAH.gif) >>8483601

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:25 No.8483635 >>8483558 I AM CONTAGION!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:25 No.8483645 File1268112332.jpg-(265 KB, 714x1000, 1264722109424.jpg) >>8483601 let me take care of you for that...

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:26 No.8483660 >>8483601 PUNCH VICTORY FOR PAPA NURG- COUGH COUGH COUGH... COUGH

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:28 No.8483688 File1268112506.jpg-(241 KB, 600x967, 1265898714115.jpg) >>8483601 Think of something nice?

Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)00:29 No.8483709
File1268112590.jpg-(44 KB, 450x800, 21e3fae8316429158a22d113b942ba(...).jpg)

Maybe I should clarify my question.

What kind of weight and size limits would be placed on a weapon usable with the style?

I know the modern fags that wank over the rapier will say nothing but the needle unusable as a real weapon will work. I also know there are people faithful to the original intent of the style that use it with bigger heftier blades to great effect.

I'm just wondering what the upper limit is..

But then I suppose no one here would know.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:30 No.8483722 rolled 35 = 35 >>8483660 [roll to parry]

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:31 No.8483730 File1268112678.jpg-(1.7 MB, 3072x2304, 1263867765913.jpg) ...is it over?

>>	Token Black Guy 03/09/10(Tue)00:31 No.8483734 >>8483722 OH FUCK

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:31 No.8483735 rolled 72 = 72 >>8483722 [Success!] [Roll Ballistic Skill]

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:32 No.8483741 >>8483735 [Failure] -CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:32 No.8483746 rolled 20 = 20 >>8483722 [roll to slug him one in the nose]

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:32 No.8483762 rolled 58 = 58 >>8483746 [Roll to parry]

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:33 No.8483772 File1268112816.jpg-(27 KB, 453x339, 1264634174268.jpg) >>8483741 OH EMPEROR WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH! MEDIC! MEDIC! FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE, COMMISAR! COMMISAR!!!

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:33 No.8483773 rolled 36 = 36 >>8483746 [Failure] Whap Cough Great, my arm came off. Cough cough

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:33 No.8483775 rolled 43 = 43 >>8483762 [Failure] [1 level of fatigue] [Roll to headbutt]

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:34 No.8483792 >>8483775 [Hit] [Parry/dodge?]

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:35 No.8483806 File1268112900.jpg-(543 KB, 800x800, 1263860924585.jpg) >>8483741 YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME! TELL ME YOUR BIDDING!

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)00:35 No.8483811 File1268112914.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Caff4.jpg) rolled 10, 7, 8 = 25 What the dickens is going on here?

>>	Token Black Guy 03/09/10(Tue)00:35 No.8483821 >>8483811 NARL IS SNEEZING, BY THE EMPEROR

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:36 No.8483827 File1268112971.jpg-(128 KB, 312x561, 1264724794078.jpg) >>8483811 Allow me to update your picture regarding the content of this thread.

>>	Diseased Guardsmen 03/09/10(Tue)00:36 No.8483830 >>8483773 Great my other arm too. Cough I'm going to Abbadon's ship.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:36 No.8483834 >>8483806 We're gonna have a party with that nazi vampire chick.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:37 No.8483849 File1268113044.jpg-(547 KB, 1500x1125, 1264006882559.jpg) caw caw caw... caw Hey guys I heard there was some black plague in this thread. Any eyeballs left over?

Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:37 No.8483857

we actually had a sport in exalted which worked with both stunts and social combat, basically you had two exalts and a heap of heroic mortals the exalts had to either convince the mortals to get the ball into your goal or use stunts and get it in the goal, worked out quite well

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:37 No.8483862 File1268113077.jpg-(636 KB, 786x1003, 1265157180396.jpg) >>8483834 Didn't you read the rules? One minion at a time!

Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:38 No.8483875

Oh, hey. I found a way to stop sneezing.
THINGS YOU'LL NEED!
-FINGERS
-NOSE
-FACE

Step
1
Be prepared. When you feel a sneeze coming on, you must remember this technique quickly. You only have a second or two to act.

Step
2
Find the two small ridges right below your nose, above your upper lip. It's the two ridges that make up the little dip everyone has on their upper lip.

Step
3
Using your pointer and index finger, press lightly on each ridge, one finger per ridge. Press slightly upward and inward. Do not press too hard, or your eyes could start watering. That is just as annoying as sneezing, trust me.

Step
4
Keep applying pressure until you feel the threat of your sneeze abate completely. You can vary the pressure depending on how your body is reacting. Sometimes it takes a bit more than others, sometimes only a light touch will do.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:38 No.8483879 File1268113135.jpg-(345 KB, 853x797, 1264793316090.jpg) >>8483741 Shit, now look what you've done!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:40 No.8483899 >>8483862 No, I did not. Alright. New plan. Doomrider, grab the nurglite, take him off somewhere, and do stuff to him. Stuff you like to do to people.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:40 No.8483907 >>8483879 Wait, did I summon Doomrider or Looted Emperor?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:41 No.8483912 File1268113272.jpg-(309 KB, 1116x683, 1263864077744.jpg) >>8483741 Great job, dick! You shattered the totality if existence!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:42 No.8483930 File1268113329.jpg-(81 KB, 873x627, 1264604236219.jpg) >>8483912 It keeps getting worse and worse!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:42 No.8483936 File1268113365.jpg-(100 KB, 477x658, 1263861253409.jpg) >>8483930

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:43 No.8483943 >>8483907 You summoned doomrider. The rest are just side effects. At least, that's what I hope! No wait, that doesnt even make sense!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:44 No.8483956 >>8483936 >>8483930 >>8483912 First off, none of that seems particularly bad. Second off, the dark ones break reality all the frikkin time. ...Wait, does that mean I'm a chaos god now?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:44 No.8483957 File1268113479.jpg-(225 KB, 760x596, 1265170954460.jpg) >>8483936 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:46 No.8483985 File1268113601.gif-(131 KB, 250x221, 1246495734060.gif) >>8483956 Yes! Also, this is now one of your greater demons!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:48 No.8484012 File1268113700.jpg-(91 KB, 512x403, 1225397852360.jpg) THE UNIVERSE IS FAILING!

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 03/09/10(Tue)00:48 No.8484028 File1268113739.jpg-(99 KB, 260x347, Tower.jpg) Suddenly, /tg/ is attacked by Tower.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:49 No.8484031 Dammit, why won't this stop?! WAIT! I KNOW! NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES SAID "BLESS YOU!"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:49 No.8484043 File1268113765.jpg-(59 KB, 600x750, 1224127564582.jpg) Ok guys, what happened to my girlfriend! WHO THE FUCK SNEEZED?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:50 No.8484058 File1268113842.jpg-(1.07 MB, 1440x900, 1258046321279.jpg) >>8484031 ...IT HAS BEEN DONE!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:52 No.8484083 >>8484058 What? When?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:52 No.8484085 File1268113929.jpg-(155 KB, 700x700, 1250883916307.jpg) >>8484058 >>8484058 No, noone else wished it! Therefore, reality is still fucked!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)00:53 No.8484098 >>8483709 Well, is a sword rapier any different from a rapier?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:54 No.8484114 File1268114051.jpg-(90 KB, 750x600, 1245196442706.jpg) What happened? The newspaper is all fucked up! Did someone sneeze?

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 03/09/10(Tue)00:54 No.8484126 >>8484098 It's more sword-y than a rapier, a rapier is more rape-y.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:56 No.8484147 File1268114175.jpg-(377 KB, 489x4200, 1264349938138.jpg) SOMEONE STOP IT! PLEASE!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:57 No.8484162 File1268114245.png-(66 KB, 694x596, 1258719500796.png) This is now reality!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:58 No.8484172 File1268114304.gif-(78 KB, 468x994, deadliest_game.gif) There is only one fantasy sport that I'll play: THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME. pic related.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)00:58 No.8484178 File1268114316.gif-(1.49 MB, 203x191, 1249483191924.gif) >>8484083 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:00 No.8484201 File1268114408.gif-(402 KB, 160x120, 1225389292124.gif) >>8484178 What the shit just happened to reality?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:00 No.8484206 File1268114423.jpg-(14 KB, 540x130, 03AH3323 sword rapier.JPG..jpg) >>8484098 >>8484126 I think this might work for Fuuka's thing, if s/he's still around. ...Is Fuuka a boy or a girl right now?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:01 No.8484218 File1268114481.gif-(2 MB, 274x208, 1249482487243.gif) This is now the only porn internet has to offer. Thanks for sneezing, jerkass!

>>	Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)01:02 No.8484234 >>8484126 So rapiers are swords made of rape?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:02 No.8484242 >>8484218 That's actually not too bad.

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 03/09/10(Tue)01:03 No.8484248 >>8484206 I don't know, it seems to flip-flop on the middle.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:04 No.8484252 File1268114644.gif-(1.5 MB, 213x230, 1258809964592.gif) >>8484242 Well, then we better trade toilets! Thats what happened to mine!

>>	Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)01:04 No.8484255 >>8484206 OOOH PRETTY. How big is it? Just for reference. How is it at stuff other than thrusting?

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 03/09/10(Tue)01:04 No.8484256 >>8484234 Well they do penetrate without notice.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:05 No.8484273 File1268114738.png-(12 KB, 437x384, 1225831614907.png) Come on, someone with a name say "bless you" already, reality is fucked up enough as it is! Also, wtf at the gifs o.o

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:06 No.8484284 File1268114809.jpg-(285 KB, 1280x1024, 1223642105642.jpg) This is now your new religion

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:08 No.8484299 File1268114895.jpg-(93 KB, 400x694, 9403c55ecff819555312ddaba15c35(...).jpg) >>8484043 I don't know, but I fucking love it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:08 No.8484302 File1268114914.jpg-(22 KB, 600x491, 1240156691787.jpg) All internetz are now back to 56k-modem. Thanks a lot!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:09 No.8484316 File1268114992.jpg-(41 KB, 250x714, 1231586685294.jpg) Chairs are now people, too. Where do I sit now?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:11 No.8484331 File1268115061.png-(22 KB, 350x350, 1225831797443.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:11 No.8484338 File1268115097.jpg-(122 KB, 750x443, 0,1020,1407799,00.jpg) Holy shit! What is going on?!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:11 No.8484346 >>8484255 Pfff... Well according to a site I just googled they tend to be around 40 1/2". >>8484273 I'm pretty sure anyone can say it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:13 No.8484356 File1268115189.jpg-(100 KB, 450x360, 1223642329275.jpg) Now look what you've done...

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:14 No.8484367 >>8484356 ...Gender swap? >>8484346 Though some go up to 50".

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:14 No.8484368 File1268115243.jpg-(238 KB, 1600x1089, 1223645459825.jpg) I was just taking a walk in the forest asOH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT FUCK WHAT HAS /tg/ DONE?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:15 No.8484379 File1268115320.jpg-(188 KB, 924x750, 1223331535549.jpg) I'm ok with this...

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:16 No.8484400 File1268115416.gif-(401 KB, 150x100, 1225390131218.gif) FUCK! A wall just ate my little brother! "Bless you!" I hope this stops now!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:20 No.8484452 File1268115631.jpg-(126 KB, 1024x768, 1223641599015.jpg) Gordon Freeman has restored reality. You can now get on with your boring, donut-ridden lifes!

>>	Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)01:20 No.8484453 >>8484346 >>8484367 That's a pretty decent size! Thank you.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:20 No.8484457 >>8484400 That'll probably do. Let this be a lesson to all of you! This is exactly why we say "bless you" when someone sneezes! Woe betide the fool who neglects this task!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:22 No.8484474 I... I'm not sure what happened in this thread.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:22 No.8484485 File1268115775.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff.jpg) rolled 9, 1, 1 = 11 . . .

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:23 No.8484500 >>8484453 You're very welcome, Fuuka. Good to see you around, by the way. I haven't seen you on as much lately. >>8484485 Hey... did you get a new robe?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:24 No.8484506 File1268115882.jpg-(13 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff2.jpg) rolled 8, 8, 10 = 26 >>8484500 Huh? No. I did polish my helm though.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:28 No.8484554 >>8484506 Huh. I knew there was something different about you.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:29 No.8484575 >>8484485 That roll just massivly failed. What were you trying to do, anyway?

>>	Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)01:32 No.8484619 >>8484500 The length was actually more than I was expecting. So that's nice. Just on this strange kick.. Anyway, I've been on RPGnet lately. It was nice taking a break from /tg/. It sort of recharged my batteries. Everything feels fresh again.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:32 No.8484624 File1268116378.jpg-(16 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaffManifest.jpg) rolled 10, 9, 8 = 27 >>8484575 Call Item.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:33 No.8484634 >>8484619 cough cough cough,... cough ...

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:34 No.8484639 >>8484575 Oh yeah, there's a 9 in there.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:34 No.8484644 File1268116479.jpg-(12 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff3.jpg) rolled 7, 2, 8 = 17 >>8484639 ...Annnd?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:35 No.8484660 >>8484624 After seeing 2 rolls from you, I have to ask... how many corruption points do you have by now?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:35 No.8484671 >>8484619 RPGnet? I've never been. Would you care to tell me about it? >>8484624 Another 9. >>8484644 And a 9 means psychic phenomenon.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:36 No.8484676 File1268116571.jpg-(12 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemReveal.jpg) rolled 3, 5, 1 = 9 >>8484660

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:37 No.8484693 >>8484676 Oh my god! Also, final result + that picture = hilarious!

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:38 No.8484705 File1268116682.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff.1.jpg) rolled 4, 6, 4 = 14 >>8484693 As long as it is above a five, I'm still in the green.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:38 No.8484712 sigh... if I ever met a girl like that, it'd be instant-love!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:39 No.8484734 >>8484705 It's just... final result is the "bad, daemonic number". Final result of you is daemonic horns... something like that... darn, i suck at explaining

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/09/10(Tue)01:40 No.8484739 OH GOD WHAT IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:40 No.8484740 >>8484712 Like which?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:42 No.8484771 >>8484739 At this point? Psyker Ted and his mutations. And soon the psychic phenomenon he'll invoke. AS SOON AS HE ROLLS

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:42 No.8484774 >>8484739 Welcome at the bottom of the thread. We don't remember the past. All knowledge of it has been lost in the great sneezing. Also, I wondered when you would show up.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:44 No.8484796 >>8484740 ...wearing that helmet... <3

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:45 No.8484822 rolled 20, 44, 25 = 89 >>8484771 >>8484734 I love botched Forbidden Lore rolls. Also, fine fine. I'll do a magic trick or two.

Fuuka! 03/09/10(Tue)01:48 No.8484849

>>8484671
It's okay.

Very uptight group of people though.

If you discuss Exalted there, prepare for a general attitude where you'll feel like they think any exalt should be able to do absolutely anything ever with little difficulty. Particularly solar wanking.

And don't ever disagree with Jon Chung. Just.. yeah.. ignore him. Pretend he doesn't exist. He's as much a bully as those boards will let him be, and he rarely gets mod smacked for stuff the mods will jump instantly on other people for. He also cannot ever be convinced he is wrong. It is not worth getting in a fight with him.

Hell, I called someone "violently delusional' about their perceptions of what 4e was like and got a warning. Jon had been much nastier in the short time I'd seen him.

Jon aside.. it's okay. They at least actually discuss the games they play there. /tg/ is full of cool people, but you'd hardly be able to tell this is a traditional games board.

Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:49 No.8484861

>>8484796
I think you'll have to be pro-active in that. Think you could find a girl who would accept that kinda helmet as a gift?
>>8484822
Memory Worm, Spectral Gale, Haunting Breeze.

It just got very windy, and I can't remember what I and I can't remember the last time I bathed.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:49 No.8484869 >>8484861 But... there has to be a girl like that out there, right...? Right.....?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:50 No.8484884 >>8484869 Probability demands that, at some point and time in history, in some place, such a girl will exist.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:51 No.8484891 File1268117500.jpg-(15 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff20,24,44.jpg) rolled 10, 4, 4 = 18 >>8484822 Ag Tests for everybody! AAAAGGGK. My caff spoiled! Son of a grox's ass!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)01:52 No.8484916 >>8484891 Oh shi- how do I roll?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:54 No.8484952 rolled 78 = 78 >>8484916 dice+1d100 in the email field. Don't worry, it's just to resist being knocked on your ass.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)01:55 No.8484972 >>8484952 [FAILURE] thud Ow... It's easy, so you get a +30. Didn't help me though.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)01:56 No.8484985 rolled 45 = 45 This should be a piece of cake...

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)01:57 No.8484999 File1268117855.png-(5 KB, 316x381, Psyker Ted.png) rolled 3, 2, 9 = 14 >>8484891

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:58 No.8485007 File1268117880.jpg-(12 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemManifest.jpg) rolled 6, 8, 2 = 16 >>8484985 See? You remain standing.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)01:58 No.8485020 >>8484985 Told you. And I didnt even use combat drugs :3 Still, >>8484884 made me sad. ;_; At some time, huh? ;_;

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)01:58 No.8485024 >>8484999 Oooh. Many thanks luv.

Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:00 No.8485055

>>8485020
Well, I don't know how likely it is, but I know how you can improve the odds. Don't look for someone who already has it explicitly; look for someone willing to wear it. This encompasses someone who would already has it, so your just improving your odds.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:00 No.8485064 File1268118056.jpg-(12 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaffManifest2.jpg) rolled 6, 8, 6 = 20 >>8485020 Next time, I'll be sure to roll perils for you.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:03 No.8485093 >>8485064 Well, in that case I'd feel just like home, if you know what I mean... good o' Dusk... What else can you do? :3 We never had a psyker with us!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:06 No.8485154 >>8485064 Also, how many of these do you actually summon?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:07 No.8485169 File1268118450.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemCaff5.jpg) rolled 9, 4, 7 = 20 >>8485093 I can do many things. What do you think I can do?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:09 No.8485201 >>8485154 He gets a lot of nines.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:09 No.8485202 >>8485169 This is probably a bad question, my only source of information about psychers was the imperial guardsmens uplifting primor.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:12 No.8485242 >>8485169 What's your school, anyway? >>8485202 So you're a feral worlder too?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:14 No.8485271 File1268118878.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_FemThumb.jpg) rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7 >>8485202 Use your imagination. >>8485242 I've picked up quite a few tricks. I guess you can say I'm a generalist.

Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:15 No.8485285

>>8485242

Well... to put things simply, let's say yes.

Blast it, that darn auspex isn't working again. Curses over this machine-spirit.

Without our techpriest, I'm just lost with those things. My weapons, however, never betrayed me. I guess it has something to do with "affinity", at least, thats what Omniah keeps telling me.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:15 No.8485288 >>8485271 Okay, what are your schools then?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:17 No.8485308 >>8485285 Dusk is a feral world. If you are from Dusk, you are a feral worlder.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:20 No.8485345 rolled 10, 1, 6 = 17 >>8485288 At the risk of divulging private information about members of the Inquisition, I am currently tutoring three psykers in the ways of Telekinesis.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:21 No.8485364 >>8485308 That is incorrect. Dusk is a deathworld. However, one may consider it equally "feral". We actually have a lot of cool things. We use slugs for torches, for example!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:24 No.8485400 >>8485345 Soooo.. you can move things, right?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:27 No.8485435 rolled 10, 10, 10 = 30 >>8485400 I can also heal things, burn things, look into the future. Manipulate wraithbone, slaughter craftworlds. Force people to do my bidding. ect. ect. ect. You get my drift?

Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:27 No.8485443

>>8485364
Lots of feral worlds are death worlds as well.

Throne, I come from Fedrid. It's deadly enough that no one is allowed to enter the atmosphere, let alone land on the planet, without a license and specific permission from the planetary governor, who, by the way, has the cushiest job in the whole of the Imperium.

Approving or rejecting the rare request to land, arranging for logging expeditions (they don't ever touch the ground, they work from these giant robot things), and telling the IG when there are enough of us in one place to make it worth coming over for conscripting.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)02:28 No.8485448 File1268119708.png-(5 KB, 316x381, Psychic Phenomena.png) rolled 46 = 46 >>8484999 Another drawing, courtesy of insomnia.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:29 No.8485454 >>8485448 Aww, you shouldn't have! I'm thankful. Want anything in return?

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:29 No.8485457 >>8485435 Well, if you're so tough, can you shoot with a bolt pistol? And look as awesome while doing it as I do?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)02:30 No.8485474 The first time i heard the term fantasy football I imagined dragons and knights and wizards all playing football together.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:31 No.8485483 File1268119863.jpg-(10 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Fem....jpg) rolled 8, 10, 9 = 27 >>8485457 Hmm. No, I can't shoot a bolt pistol.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)02:31 No.8485495 >>8485454 Nah. Just drawing until I feel like sleeping and it was an interesting subject to doodle. By the way, 'Bloody Tears' is a funny psychic phenomena.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:32 No.8485508 >>8485474 I would prefer that to what they actually did with the concept. Which reminds me, did anyone get that Blood Bowl game?

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:33 No.8485525 >>8485483 Well then, you want me to take you to the shooting range and get some practice? You get my drift?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:34 No.8485526 rolled 10, 5, 9 = 24 >>8485495 Ethereal Stench is another odd one, although, far less noticeable.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)02:34 No.8485531 >>8485483 roll for phenomena.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:34 No.8485542 File1268120096.jpg-(7 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Tele.jpg) rolled 9, 7, 10 = 26 >>8485525 ...

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:35 No.8485553 >>8485542 Hm... i wonder if she's gone ahead... scratches head

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:36 No.8485556 File1268120160.jpg-(12 KB, 316x381, Psyker_01_Tophat.jpg) rolled 96, 35, 86 = 217 >>8485525 . . . >>8485531 Sure, why not.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:37 No.8485576 >>8485525 ...heh... >>8485556 Oh, shit. DUCK AND COVER

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:39 No.8485600 File1268120371.jpg-(20 KB, 316x381, Psyker_39.jpg) rolled 98, 94 = 192 ...

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:40 No.8485609 rolled 93, 53 = 146 >>8485600 And this is where I use the talent, Favored of the Warp. <3

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:41 No.8485621 rolled 3, 49 = 52 >>8485609 WP tests for everyone!

Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:42 No.8485636
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>>8485600

Alright, why am I standing in water?

*Editors note: So I don't have to draw your feet! This is my first drawing EVER, plus made in paint. So buckle up and suck it up*

You've got to be kidding me...

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:42 No.8485640 >>8485621 Against what, exactly?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:43 No.8485658 File1268120606.jpg-(9 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Perils53.jpg) rolled 4, 5, 9 = 18 >>8485621 And I'm good.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:44 No.8485671 rolled 9, 2, 8 = 19 >>8485640 Well, Daemons whispering into your minds, corrupting your thoughts. 1d10 corruption points if you fail. <3

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:44 No.8485677 File1268120698.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-blitz.jpg) rolled 85 = 85 >>8485621

>>	dice+1d100 Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)02:46 No.8485702 >>8485671 >>8485621 I could hear their voices from outside the thread. The pain . . .

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:46 No.8485705 rolled 7 = 7 >>8485671 Ah, fuck.

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)02:47 No.8485721 >>8485702 Wow, I fucked that up, guess that's an automatic fail. THE VOICES!~ OH GOD-EMPEROR THE VOICES!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:47 No.8485723 >>8485705 HOORAY! The Emperor, He does smile upon my shenanigans. >>8485677 Sorry about you, bro. Roll 1d10, let's see what the damage is.

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:47 No.8485725 >>8485702 email field brosef.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:47 No.8485729 File1268120878.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-fate.jpg) rolled 78 = 78 Time for a fate point....

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:48 No.8485732 >>8485721 Spend a fate point and have a do-over.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:48 No.8485737 >>8485729 Well, fuck. Did you give Big E the finger or something?

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)02:50 No.8485763 rolled 84 = 84 >>8485732 Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I do -NOT- want them to wipe my mind again! I had migraines for a WEEK! Smile upon me Lord Upon Terra as I give you my faith!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:50 No.8485770 File1268121057.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-3arm.jpg) rolled 1 = 1 >>8485729 uhhh... guys? I think I have a problem...

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:51 No.8485781 File1268121080.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Whistle.jpg) rolled 10, 5, 1 = 16

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:52 No.8485795 >>8485770 Not a big one. >>8485763 Well, let's see how bad it is before we jump to conclusions.

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)02:54 No.8485811 rolled 2 = 2 >>8485781 Your indirect responsibility may or may not have doomed my soul! I was pretty corrupt already for Emperor's sake! Damn and blast!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)02:55 No.8485831 >>8485811 How many corruption points do you have, anyway?

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)02:56 No.8485838 File1268121374.jpg-(15 KB, 316x381, Psyker_OK.jpg) rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 >>8485811 Congratulations on your first two corruption points!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)02:57 No.8485850 File1268121423.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-3armplasma.jpg) rolled 5 = 5 >>8485770 how could this happen? armor of contempt should've soaked that one up! ...thisisnotgonnahurtthisisnotgonnahurtthii-

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:00 No.8485890 File1268121620.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-3armplasmaSHOT.jpg) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:00 No.8485894 >>8485850 The fuck? Damn. Hold on, let me get some anesthetics.

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)03:00 No.8485901 >>8485831 You forget about all the drugs, alcohol, and lack of prayer in my daily routine. >>8485838 29! Safe!

Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:01 No.8485906
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To Mr. Inquisitor Lord Brant,
I think I saw a heretic today! You said if I found one you would totally requisition a hover craft or a car or something, so like his name is Psyker Ted.
I totally think he might be a heretic because like, he turned into a girl and then back and like then he turned into a demon and back! (So weird!!!)

Sincerely,
Adept Rhia

P.S. Make sure whatever you get me is fast please!
P.S.S. Don't spend too much on it though! I'm totally fine with whatever.
P.S.S.S. Oh my gosh! I totally just saw him corrupt an Assassin! Go ahead and make my vehicle nice! I am so good at this!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:02 No.8485922 File1268121737.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-3armweg.jpg) Words cannot express how I feel right now...

>>	Psyker Ted 03/09/10(Tue)03:03 No.8485935 File1268121814.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Caff.jpg) rolled 4, 6, 6 = 16 >>8485906 Did you know you talk out loud when you write?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:04 No.8485942 File1268121854.jpg-(16 KB, 248x300, mountin_dew_jug.jpg) >>8485890 Um... never mind. Well, have some post-op anesthetics. The traditional medicine of my people.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:06 No.8485982 File1268122007.jpg-(2 KB, 104x130, Lazerus-bewusstlos.jpg) >>8485922

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:07 No.8485986 >>8485922 Considering that we could have cut it off and not blasted it off with anti-tank weaponry?

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/09/10(Tue)03:07 No.8485989 >>8485982 . . . Dibs.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:11 No.8486031 File1268122271.jpg-(2 KB, 104x130, Lazerus-bewusstlosfate.jpg) rolled 1 = 1

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:11 No.8486032 >>8485989 What? On what? No! No dibs! You leave him be. Unless you're going to take care of the wound, I guess. You have medicae? >>8485982 poke

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:12 No.8486053 File1268122358.jpg-(3 KB, 104x130, Lazerus-bewusstlosfate2.jpg) rolled 5 = 5

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:14 No.8486079 File1268122444.png-(4 KB, 316x381, Uh Oh!.png) >>8485935 ...I do? Like, did I say anything important? Cause it was totally me rehearsing! Totally!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:16 No.8486109 File1268122570.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass.jpg) rolled 2 = 2 >>8486053 Woah, what did just happen? Why am I lightly wounded?

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:16 No.8486114 >>8486053 poke poke Well, he's not bleeding at least. >>8486079 You said some stuff. It was interesting.

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:17 No.8486133 >>8486109 You blew off an extra arm with a plasma pistol. Doing so would be inadvisable in the future.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:21 No.8486184 File1268122877.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass-overload1.jpg) rolled 5 = 5 >>8486133 >>8486133 What? Don't be ridiciolous! Noone would dare using a plasma pistol with water all over him!

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:23 No.8486218 File1268123017.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass-overload2.jpg) >>8486133 ... so you better tell me whats going on right NOW!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:24 No.8486227 File1268123041.png-(4 KB, 316x381, I'm So Out Of Here!.png) >>8486114 Ohwouldyoulookatthetime! Ireallyhavetogobye!

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:26 No.8486256 >>8486227 See you later. Have fun snitching out Ted. Not like it's the first time. >>8486218 I, for one, am ducking for cover. I suggest you toss that pistol away from your person.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:26 No.8486264 File1268123208.jpg-(5 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass-overload3.jpg) >>8486256 What? What are you talking ab-

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:29 No.8486306 >>8486264 [From behind a large rock] DEATH. I'M TALKING ABOUT DEATH. TOSS THE FUCKING PLASMA GUN.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:33 No.8486364 File1268123600.jpg-(5 KB, 90x130, boom.jpg)

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:34 No.8486380 File1268123646.jpg-(2 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass-burningshoes.jpg) Editors note: Told you I suck at drawing feet... but thats not what really matters now, is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:35 No.8486402 This actually made me laugh

>>	Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:37 No.8486426 >>8486364 >>8486380 ....Well.... time to burn a fate point. Cogboy, you still around?

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:40 No.8486481 File1268124022.jpg-(3 KB, 90x130, Lazerusnass-returningwater.jpg)

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:41 No.8486497 File1268124108.jpg-(1 KB, 90x130, wasser.jpg)

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:42 No.8486511 File1268124172.jpg-(1 KB, 90x130, wasser-fate.jpg) rolled 1 = 1

Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/09/10(Tue)03:46 No.8486557

Well, I didn't really see a body, so that means he's probably still alive.

But still, he has no feet.

Well, he's a feral worlder. He should know how to stop the bleeding.

I'm just gonna go get some sleep. Good night folks, thanks for playing along.

>>	Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:47 No.8486571 File1268124421.jpg-(3 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-falling.jpg) rolled 4 = 4

Assassin Lazerus 03/09/10(Tue)03:50 No.8486621
File1268124625.jpg-(4 KB, 90x130, Lazerus-fallingstop.jpg)

rolled 1 = 1

"Well, how will the adventure of our poor Lazerus end? Will he ever change his mind about Psykers? And will he ever use a plasma pistol again?

Will he run out of fate points eventually? Just turn in the next time to...

ACOLYTE SUPRISE BAG!

Because sometimes, all Inquisitors want is a good show!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:51 No.8486640 File1268124694.jpg-(189 KB, 1600x1200, 1250733134173.jpg) This pic for this thread!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:53 No.8486662 File1268124799.jpg-(397 KB, 1680x1050, 1250963989936.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:54 No.8486673 what is this i dont even

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:55 No.8486691 just what exactly was this thread about?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:57 No.8486705 >>8486691 Awesome. It was about awesome. I don't want to see anyone bitching about people roleplaying on /tg/ anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:58 No.8486716 File1268125132.jpg-(43 KB, 484x338, 2mni3oo.jpg) >>8485677

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)03:59 No.8486729 >>8486705 What? Why? And who bitches about roleplaying here, anyway?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)04:01 No.8486753 File1268125311.jpg-(10 KB, 204x251, 1267729724606.jpg) this thread is made out of e-spartans an honuuur

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)04:03 No.8486789 >>8486729 Well, there was that one guy who would dump cultist pics, and a few sagefags. Threads were saged, names were called, trolling happened, and a few threads were made dedicated to bitching about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)04:10 No.8486858 I dont know, at one hand this thread is not that great, on the other hand, it'd be a shame let it go to waste... what do you think? archives?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)04:11 No.8486869 oh my god - i just finished reading this. how'd this start?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)07:10 No.8488571 /tg/: EPIC WIN. GLORIOUS, EPIC MAGNIFICIENT WIN. goddamn, it brings a tear to my eye. its obvious why Moot loves this board.

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