only do it if you can be tuxedo kamen

Sounds like hes gonna make it awesome.

Play half an hour, if you don't like it stop.
Its not that hard.

>>8520488
>set to go "HA HA HA, FAGGOT!"
YOU'RE a faggot. This sounds hilarious and awesome. I didn't even know this existed.

>>8520494
this.

alternately, team up with someone and do the lesbo-scouts

>>8520488
You are a faggot. The DM is a great man worthy of having his dick sucked by your mother.

Well, OP, here's what you have to ask yourself:
"Do I want to be associated with faggotry, even if it will get me some slightly-cooler faggotry?"

Oh, and:
"Do I really care if it is faggotry?"

>>8520488
1. Punch him
2. Steal this book
3. Scan and upload for /tg/
4. Become king of grateful neckbeards

>>8520550
You and OP are both gay.

Considering the TriStat system is the G-d of systems, you would be a fool not to play it.

1. Convince your GM to run Tenchi Muyo instead.
2. Form Light Hawk Wings and cut space ships in half with a single stroke.
3. ???
4. Profit.

>>8520488
>Sailor Moon
>Cthulhu mythos

You realize it's gonna be 6 hours of him describing your characters being raped by "shoggoth" tentacle demons, right? In excruciatingly creepy detail. While the DM jacks off under the table.

>>8520488
YOU GET TO BE A PRETTY SAILOR GIRL

YOU'RE A FAGGOT FOR THINKING IT'S GAY

GO SCAN THIS BOOK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW NIGGER

If OP skips out on this session he is a faggot.

Tell us, OP, what did you read in this madman's notebook?

sounds fucking awesome.

protip: it's just BESM with some items stated up

: ITT

Don't go. You'll just be That Guy.

Nobody likes That Guy.

>>8520578
anon writes truth

Show the next GM a little trust. See how it goes. Bug out if it goes real bad.

POST THE FUCKING STORY ON /TG/ WHEN IT GOES FUCKING AWESOME!
Because I fully expect this to go awesome.

>>8520612

>>8520612
WELCOME TO 4CHAN, SIR
ENJOY YOUR STAY

>>8520640
>>8520630
ITT: butthurt, self-righteous weeaboos

>>8520669
>delusional fool who can't see the main userbase of the site he's on

>>8520669

>>8520669
ITT; Faggots that don't realize that 4chan was created by crossdressing weeaboos for other weeaboos like himself.

>>8520584
Of course it's not gay.
It's a transsexual fantasy, clearly.

Also, I agree. There will be much tentacle raep. I promise you this.

<---- Your and every other character.

If the name of the designer means what I think it does...

Go check this out:

www.shadowchronicles.net

I believe the stuff there was written by the same guy, or at least by a guy with a similar name who happened to do something set in a rather different version of Sailor Moon.

He does grimdark very, VERY well.

>>8520699
HOLY SHIT MOOT DID THIS?

Look, if it turns out shitty, then no one is going to let him DM again.

But if it's awesome, then you miss out.

Hell, it could be shitty but you could salvage it for the players by busting off the railroad the DM sets you on.

>>8520715
He's a furry.

>>8520680
ITT: weeaboos who don't know what "weeaboo" means

>>8520713
...never mind, dude I directed you to is MCKinnon, not MACKinnon.

But read the stuff there anyway. It should give you some ideas.

>>8520590

Not much, a partially completed adventure and some ideas. Skeletons of ideas, really.

I only read the beginning and the middle of the adventure. It's pretty basic Slender Man stuff. One of the PCs, chosen at random, receives a call from a classmate in the middle of the night. She rambles about a "tall man" following her. Some roleplaying tips, have her become increasingly agitated then have the line cut out into some weird audio distortion that's so loud it actually requires a body roll to keep from being deafened.

I flipped ahead and got to a section about the Slender Man's lair. It's in the woods (of course) and features lots of people with their organs cut out and then placed back into the body when they are dead.

Other than that, the skeleton of an adventure involving kidnapped children, brains in jars and prototype stats for some Mi-Go.

Finally a suggestion to have a Cthulhu cultist suicide bomb the school.

>>8520737
ITT:Weaboos complaining that weaboos don't know what it means to be a weaboo.

>>8520755
Sounds pretty badass.
Also goddamn, I was like 5 when this show aired here.

>>8520737
Wait... Where the fuck are we? I keep seeing all these ads for J-List, pictures of Chidori, Etna, and Turn-A Gundam.

Clearly, nobody here likes anime at all. Silly me.

Just say Japanophile you idiots.

The most awesome thing that can be done with this is to play strict Sailor Moon (no Cthulu, or anything outside of Sailor Moon Canon) and take it seriously.

Everyone in this thread:

Google a little story called "Sailor Nothing".

It's not fanfic, and you'll never think of magical girl stuff the same way again.

>>8520815
See >>8520829 for an idea on that.

>>8520715
I point you at the inaugural/test message on 4chan IRC:
>moot: I wish to be the little girl.

>>8520854
I knew that, but I never knew we had an actual pic of moot crossdressing. Hell, before the TIME business, I was certain nobody even had a picture of his face.

So in the Sailor Moon RPG, are the rules all just combat-oriented, or do they actually devote a good amount of space and time to the everyday school girl half of a sailor scout's life?

>>8520755
Anything mythos, with a good GM, can be fucking brilliant.

But it takes a good one to make the mythos work.

>>8520865
moot appeared at many conventions.
I'm fairly sure 4chan server space was used to host videos of a couple of con panels moot ran. There's quite a few pictures of moot and snacks from the days of yore.

>>8520854
Now I understand why he likes /tg/ so much

>>8520699
Not to mention he was underage&B when he created this 18+ site.

Can I take your place, OP? I would kill to play in a Sailor Moon tabletop game.

>>8520548

also this

>>8520578

I so hope you're wrong, but that's why I'd probably prefer a straight up SM game

>>8520488
So this is online somewhere, right?
Right?

>>8520866

If it's a BESM product, I'd guess the latter.

The system's in the sweet spot between crunch-heavy and rules-light, and Guardians of Order know their shit.

I come bearing a gift.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9TXKPQMG

>>8521052
>know

knew

They went bankrupt over BESM 3rd because they forgot the sweetspot.

>>8521055
I WANT YOUR GENESEED

>>8521055
downloadin

thanks!

>>8521055
THANK YOU SIR!

BEST
SUPPLEMENT
EVER

Oh man I have to check this shit out.

>>8521476

Huh?

BRB, reading up about this shit on Wikipedia.

OP, fuck you for being a cunt who doesn't like sailor moon

>>8521549
Sailor Star Maker "STAR GENTILE UTERUS!"

>>8521571
Don't sage a useful thread dickfag.

Suddenly the Defects make me want to run a Katawa Mahou Shoujo campaign with this.
Hanako: Marked 2, Phobia 2, Physically Unappealing 1...
Of course, it would kinda be against the point of running an SMRPG, but this is the first time I've read through a BESM book.

>>8521596
>Doesn't know what sage does...

>Takeuchi expressed disappointment with some of the changes made in the adaptation from the manga...
>In particular, she was strongly displeased that the Starlights physically changed gender and became men while on Earth, feeling that it undermined her rule that only girls could be Senshi.

I used to have a huge Guardians of Order boner back in the day, I have the Sailormoon book, the Tenchi Muyo book, and the Demon City Shinjuku book

>>8521614

>Physically Unappealing 1

More like Physically Appealing 20

I used to watch that show as a kid in weekday afternoons. Would change the channel or act like I was asleep if anyone came through the living room. I secretly loved it to death.

>>8521656
It's all relative, but I verily agree.

>>8521614
You might want to use this, it's not locked to a setting and includes about 8 years of errata.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O0AEJ25X

Oh wow, I was just re-reading stuff on shadowchronicles.net when I saw this thread.
Last I visited it was 2 years ago.

>Sailor Moon
>Cthulhu
>Slender Man

Sounds like terrible crossover fanfiction.

Also, Cthulhu is overdone. It still boggles my mind how people can still masturbate to the same old squid monsters and impossible geometries.

>>8521630
>doesn't know sage doesn't so shit, but still expresses displeasure in a thread.

>>8520573
Tenchi you say? Brb, uping to mediafire.

>>8521712

>>8521656
Appearance caps out at +6
Physically Unappealing caps out at -2

>>8521712

If it's don't broke, don't fix it.
Sure, he's been really mickey moused out, but Cthulhu is probably the most horrific creation ever.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MMNY6RU5

>>8520789
>Doesn't use adblock

I would play the shit out of Nephlite. He was always my favourite character.

>>8521764
>hates moot

http://www.mediafire.com/?dynmizfzmmj

Tenchi

>>8521793

What would be the best way to introduce this to a gaming group in such a way that I won't lose social standing if it's shot down?

>>8521825
With iron testicles and a manly swagger..

PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT

Of course, prepare to get fucked hard by Slender Man, since he's above cthulhu tier.

>>8521825

Do it as a joke. Then come to the first game dressed in full Sailor Scout uniform.

I want scans of this game.

I am so running it.

>>8521857
Sailor Moon: >>8521055

Tenchi Muyo: >>8521762 and >>8521793

Is this BESM or it's own system?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/6859264/Besm-Sailor-Moon-Rpg-Resource-Book

>>8521851
I am not a well-figured man.
Also, as awesome as I think this would be I can't really see my usual 3.5/Necromunda/DH group being into this.

>>8521887
Both. The big difference is that there is a lot of setting specific compartmentalizing of the supernatural powers..

>>8521915
>>8521915
So then I wouldn't need the BESM core book or whatever to play it?

Also, does this apply to both Sailor Moon and Tenchi?

>>8521932
-fapfapfapfap-

>>8521933
Both Sailor Moon and Tenchi Muyo are complete games in their own separate books.

>>8521887

Modified BESM 1e.

>>8521944
where does besm come in

>>8521966
It's the base system that the other two are based off of, they aren't so much games of their own as they are sourcebooks.

>>8521966
It's based in the BESM System.
Think taking the core elements of an RPG and writing specific rules and settings for that RPG. Then release as standalone book. This is that.

>>8521944
>>8521992
Oh, that's neat then.

>>8521997
So, sort of like Blue Rose and True20 and all that?

>>8521764

lol, admitting you block ads is a good way to get banned. I hope the moment you got to talk down to anon was worth it, anon.

>>8521681
Oh god, this campaign had better include some HARMONY or everyone will be severely disappoint.

Also, the first time all five Inner Senshi attack something at the same time, they should accidentally summon Captain Planet.

>>8522027
>admitting you block ads is a good way to get banned

Cite?

Is anyone else reading through this book nostalgia-ing hard?

>>8520488
he is an awesome faggot, hows that OP?

Manchildren, all of you!

>>8522277
but I try so hard ;_;

NO WAIT.

BECOME KAMEN RIDER

IT IS YOUR DESTINY.

>>8522300

>>8522300
>>8522313
Goddamn. I suddenly want to play as Darien, but instead of turning into a fag in a Tux I'll turn into a fucking Beetleborg.

Don't forget to use this link for your character portrait!
http://drachearannak.deviantart.com/art/Sailor-Moon-Dress-Up-Game-150902472

>>8522344
be white beetleborg.

he's the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwfkPlZNaQ

>>8522353
SO
MANY
OPTIONS

>>8521762
THANK YOU

Last bump of the night, just thought I'd throw out my appreciation to OP and BESMfag. This made my night.

>>8521793
Thank you

Guys, it's obvious. Magic turns you into a *superhero*, according to what you subconsciously want.

A girl becomes a Sailor Scout. That's the Magical Girl Archetype right there.

A guy becomes a HERO OF JUSTICE.

That dude became Tuxedo Mask because he swung *that* way. You MUST BECOME...

AGITO.

In the anime, one 'Monster of the Week', an arcade gamer, *did* become an evil, arcade-based Kamen Rider. Nice suit, though.

BUMP BUMP BUMP_DUM

>>8522685
>You MUST BECOME...AGITO.

YOU ARE NOW HEARING "STRANGER IN THE DARK"

MANUALLY.

>>8523404
I don't know that song, so my brain started playing rainbow in the dark.

>>8523417
You poor, poor fellow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfsnWgFvtrY

>>8523417
I got Strangers in the Night. So inappropriate that it has to be right.

>>8523417

Stranger in the Dark goes like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfsnWgFvtrY

Rainbow in the Dark is a song by Dio...
>Dio
>TOKI WO TOMARE

>>8523450
Japanese music, no thanks, japanese are shitty singers.

>>8523471

>Implying that he listens for anything other than the guitar solo's

Oh you.

Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkAFvmWmcII

It's Norio Sakai's cover of it, the Bass is turned WAY up and you can barely hear the voicework.

>>8523417
My brain doesn't know either of those songs, so I heard the song for Robot Unicorn Attack.

HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>>8523517
How can you not know rainbow in the dark!? Kids these days with there hip hop, and their techno, and their autotune, why when I was your' age...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkNl758-YM

>>8523517
some one finally made me listen to it today, neckbeardcat

you really listen to things like it?

>>8523417

WHEN THERE'S LIGHTNING

YOU KNOW IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME DOWWWWN!

WAIT A MINUTE!

OP violated the sanctity of his DM.

Clearly, OP is a faggot for questioning his DM in the first place without past experience to back it up.

Also, Tenchi Muyo RPG>SM RPG.

>>8523622

'CAUSE IT'S FREE AND I SEE THAT IT'S ME WHO'S LOST AND NEVER FOOOOOOUUUUUUUND!

If you wouldn't be a magical pretty soldier sailor scout you're literally gay.

Christ, unless you're the sort of faggot who thinks Maid RPG is awesome, this is going to be a train wreck.

>>8523997

I think that's part of the appeal, you can't go into something like this and not expect it to be a magical weeaboo pukefest. I'd enjoy it just as a nostalgia-bomb/bumpy ride toward gender confusion.

didn't OP ruin the fun for himself now that he browsed the campaign notes?

>>8523997
You have no joy in your life. Suicide is the only option.

FUCK YESS I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SAILOR VENUS ;_;

>>8525062
I too wish to be the little sailor scout.

>>8525075
Every night I go to bed and pray to god I will wake up as Sailor Venus..

>>8525081
I'm glad /tg/ is accepting of our transgender fantasies. Makes me all warm and fuzzy.

>>8525062

Funny you should say that, I've always wanted to boink Sailor Venus. <3

This is now a sailor venus image dump thread

>>8525109
>>8525081
>>8525075
>>8525062

Y'all crazy.

Sailor Mercury is where it's at.

>>8525081
I have fapped to the idea of turning into Sailor Venus. Autogynephilia is the best paraphilia.

SMRPG was the first roleplaying game I ever encountered. Sure, I'd heard of D&D, but the book in OP's image was the first time I ever had a physical gaming book in my hands.

Oh, sweet nostalgia.

>>8525131
Nah man, if you're gonna be transgendered you might as well go all the way and be the ultra feminine chick.

>>8525131
Shut the fuck up you bitch

>>8525131
Jupiter was, is, and always shall be the best. Ponytail? Check. Will cook any meal you can think of? Check. Green eyes? Check. Enormous talent? Check. Boner is go for lift off.

>>8525151
BUT DOES SHE HAVE A DOUBLE IDENTITY AS A SUPERHERO!?

>>8525140
>Implying that Mercury isn't just as feminine as Venus

>>8525164
Mercury is a butch nerd more interested in books than other people

>>8525159
Technically all the sailor scouts do.

>>8520488
Two .pdf downloads, that is two free gamebooks in this thread. One is the Sailor Moon RPG, the other is MOTHERFUCKING TENCHI MUYO FUCK YEAH!

Tenchi up in this!

>>8525151

True, a Jupiter is
F
I
N
E

T
O
O

>>8525151
Waaaay too codependent. If you didn't say the L word fifty times per day she'd go mad. And she'd want to be around you ALL the time.

Why do I remember so much about this show I haven't seen it since I was like 8.

>>8525179
...fine, BUT DOES HE HAS A TRIPPLE SECRET IDENTITY!?

>>8525151
And Jupiter is Bi...

>>8525176

What? No. Jupiter was the "Guy" in their lesbian relationship, Mercury was the "girl".

>>8525182
>>8525164
SOMEONE POST ONE OF THESE OF VENUS.

Also pretty much all the sailor scouts are pretty feminine compared to real life women.

The fact /tg/ knows so much of this show proves that it is either full of catgirls or faggots

>>8525191

No, and neither does Mina since she never actually called herself Sailor V after she switched to being Venus.

>>8525203
.... BUT IS SHE BLONDE!?

>>8525201

Saturday Morning Cartoons man. It doesn't matter WHAT they are, you've got nothing better do so you watch them.

>>8525196
Hows this?

>>8525201
I really have no idea why I liked it but I was obsessed with it when I was little. I was totally embarassed about it though and let no one know. Watched it alone in my room with it on ultra low volume.

But then I'm one of the tg=transgendered people in this thread so it could be argued I'm a faggot.

>>8525184
I have no problem with this.

>>8525192
Boner has now achieved orbit and is engaging FTL drive.

>>8525223

I think I was much the same with Digimon back in the day, I look back at it now and wonder what the hell I was thinking.

>>8525230
Oh God, Digimon. I fucking loved that until I was about 12.

But in our defense, from what little I remember the 3rd season was actually quality children's television. At least compared to the first two.

You niggas all be crazy.

>Boner has now achieved orbit and is engaging FTL drive.

How did you NOT already know this? There's like a metric tonne of lesbian porn between the two.

...including one by Dmitrys.

>>8521476
Fuck, I can imagine how that would go...
Male PC: Cool, so we're like...Sailor scouts? Arn't they all women though, I mean...so am I one too or what?
Female PC: Well...try transforming and we'll see.
*One transformation sequence later*
Male PC:...WHAT THE FUCK?
FPC: .......*Snrrrk*...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
MPC: WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DICK GO?!
FPC:*Laughing*
MPC: HEY! STOP THAT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
FPC: *Still laughing*
MPC: .........At least I've got a bigger rack than you.
FPC:...
MPC: *Trollface*

>>8525225
Mental image there was BAD!

Personally I like Mercury for her mind. Yes, she has a sexy, sexy brain. Now, when Jupiter started showing an interest in Mercury... I would totally, totally let that happen. Just the three of us. We can make it if we try, oooh, just the three of us. Them and I.

>>8525238

Yeah, I got nothing against Rei, but she always struck me as a closet Yandere.
Or possibly horribly Tsundere for Sailor Moon, which speaks volumes about her sense of taste.

>>8525245
I assumed it was just fanwank, and if she's bi it's not technically lesbian porn, no actual lesbians in it.

That's nice and all, but I am not seeing nearly enough sailor venus worship in this thread, which is heresy

>>8525263
Gotta keep in mind their personalities reflect those of the Princess and Maidens they were reincarnated from. Usagi was a spoiled princess and Rei was her chamberlain and personal bodyguard. Rei went EVERYWHERE with Usagi in the old kingdom. EVERYWHERE.

Of course she's tsundere for her in the 90's when the show takes place. She has the same love and lust from a million years ago, but the societal norms to tell her that it's dirty and wrong.

Sailor Scouts VS 40k

Who wins?

>>8520494
>only do it if you can be tuxedo kamina

Fixed that for you.

>>8525302
Sailor Scouts. 40k is a clusterfuck of fanwankery that steals from every fandom out there. Sailor Moon reinvented a genre, turning Magical Girls into something that can be appreciated by all ages and genders.

>>8525303
I think I just had a joygasm.

>>8525253
She's way too uptight though. I prefer the intuitive unconventional kind of smart more than the ultra detail oriented linear kind of smart.

>>8525250
This is so my fetish.

>>8525313
Look, I enjoyed the show way back when. But if you seriously think it's good TV and you're not an 8 year old girl there's something wrong with you.

(Not being a hypocrite, I acknowledge there's something wrong with me.)

>>8525201

As a twelve-year-old boy, any show that featured spinning naked girls in every episode was worth watching.

>>8525337

So, also a fan of wonder woman then?

>>8525245
Probably wasn't a big enough fan to bother finding out it was canon to the storyline.

>>8521476
TUXEDO MASK IS PRINCE DARIEN?

Fuck you for fucking spoilers

>>8525334
Fuck the cartoon, to like it you have to be damaged (and I am, seriously. I love sailor moon more than an adult male has any right to.), but the original comics were fucking amazing. Far better than any faggotry GW has ever shat out.

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! SAILOR MOON HAD LIKE THE BEST VILLAINS EVER! Your dm gets mad props for using Cthulu on this shizzzzzzz.


Also nice job posting as a player and not yourself DM

>>8525363
What was different about them?

>>8525355
Why wouldn't you?

Damnation, this thread has, to my suprise, made me want to play a Sailor moon game...

Damn

Oh and that create a sailor game has SO MANY OPTIONS...

>>8525371
She is wearing way too much make up.

inb4 why are you looking at her face??

>>8525366
Plot coherence and somewhat more mature themes.
And the art looks like it was drawn by a fashion school dropout.

WhenI was younger I went for Sailor Venus without question

Now years later im all about Sailor Saturn

Good job 4chan

>>8525382
Stage makeup in 1976. She's wearing very little makeup in comparison.

>>8525387

>>8525395
kljdsfhlksahgfdg

Wow. Unf.

>>8525383
The manga was drawn by a bisexual japanese woman. This is the source for the canon bisexuals and lesbians in the story that would later inhabit all anime when they discover how marketable girl on girl is.

>>8525406
wait, link plz

>>8525406
If what's she's said in Nakayoshi, Naoko herself isn't so much bisexual as she just appreciates feminine bonding. Basically, she doesn't like women, but she likes watching women on women.

>>8521884
Gets me every. damn. time.

>>8522344

>fucking Beetleborg.

Fucking Nostalgia bomb.

>>8525443
...what an odd opinion. But there girls that claim they are like that over on /u/.

>>8525223
Nah, I'm a regular fa/tg/uy who decidedly is not a faggot, yet I did the same. Stupid sexy sailor chicks..

>>8525469
In denial~

>>8525452
I'd go gay for her.

Uh, but I'd need to be a girl first...

Okay, I just confused myself.

>>8525472
What is with this attitude recently? "Durr you like girls, that is so gay!"

...the hell? What are you, eight?

>>8525337
Fuck yes, transformation scenes were pure fapmaterial. HNNNGGGH just thinking about it makes me hard. This explains my particular clothing fetishes actually...

>>8525472
Looking at GIRLS IN SHINY LEOTARDS as a pubescent boy because it gave me funny feelings in my trousers makes me gay how exactly?

>>8525485
I don't think anyone wouldn't be turned on by the idea of their significant other donning a sailor scout outfit.

>>8525504
You could have just looked at porn. The fact that you watched Sailor Moon sort of implies you enjoyed the soap opera drama.

>>8525519

Or that he did not understand that the Internet was for porn at that age.

>>8525509

... I'm struggling very hard to resist the urge to check ruler34's cosplay site right now.

Ah fuck it.

>>8521055

Damn thing didnt work for me for some reason

>>8525607
Make sure to get both lines. I just tested it and it worked. If that doesn't work there's also a scribd link of it here >>8521899

>>8525400

This makes me giggle.

So how do you like my Sailor /tg/?

>>8525806
Sooo much hair!

>>8525806

Needs moar hair.

I made the girliest one I could manage because I wish to be the sailor scout.

>>8525806
She looks like she just got back from Mary Antoinette's hair stylist.

Goddamn, anime needs to bring back DEM LEGS from here to heaven

Hehe. A local comics store where I live had this and the Slayers RPG in. The storeowner had found them on the web and decided to buy them, just in case someone wanted to buy them off of him.

Needless to say, they now occupy a shelf in the promises of the even-more-local RPG/tabletop organization.

Not read yet though.

>>8525806
Sailor Gaga.

Uranus & Neptune may have been the only "open" lesbians in that anime.
But I swear they all eat carpet.
The amount of time each character spends admiring Sailor Moon in the manga is more than the required amount to qualify for creepy stalker.

>>8526062
I don't think any male person who watched that show thinks differently.

>>8526062
Weekly orgies

>>8526062
Jupiter and Mercury were bisexual and there is nothing you can say that will make me think otherwise. I don't care about the rest of them though.

>>8526062
Well, she WAS the Moon Princess. Of course they'd admire her.

>>8526111
I always thought all of them would be bisexuals. It's in the job description, or something.

You don't wear skirts like that and stay heterosexual. Being a sailor scout is like being a hoplite, it comes with the territory.

Sailor Eris!
Sailor Kuiper Belt!
Sailor Scattered Disc!
Sailor Oort Cloud!
Sailor Sedna!

>>8526126
As the manga implies they are all effectively immortal due to their Senshi powers, a lot of fans interpret that as "if they don't like girls already, they'll eventually learn to love each other to spare themselves the heartbreak of lovers aging and dying without them."

>>8526135
I bet Haruka offers weekly instructional sessions for them.

> Sailor Eris

The fifth Sailor scout.

>>8526139
Sailor S/2003 J19

>>8526144
Is that masked guy immortal too?

SAILOR GLIESE 581-C

>>8526162

Since he's pretty-much "Sailor Earth"... yup.

>>8526178

Does he want to be the little girl?

>>8526162
He is. I bet they all take turns on him and Haruka.

>>8525519
>implying porn was easily available (not to mention with horrible bitches in what little we were able to scrounge together) before internets were everymans domain

Not everyone is an underageb&, and Sailor Moon is a really old show.

>>8526188
Probably not, he'd miss out on the chance to bone ALL THE SAILOR SENSHI ...well, except for Haruka and Michiru, of course.

>>8526191

>>8526206
They watch.

>>8526191
He and Haruka went to a stripclub once.

Every single girl there turned gay after giving Haruka a lapdance.

>>8526175

I guess you would run out of all the catchy ones anyway...


What about Sailor Orcus?

>>8526226
There are currently 170 known moons in the solar system. I think that will be one x-box huge lesbian orgy+ 1 guy.

>>8526206

>>...well, except for Haruka and Michiru, of course.

Maybe... Maybe not. I mean, if they're immortal they've gotta get bored of only doing women sometime...

Maybe,

>>8526261
MAGIC

>>8526251
Can it be me please?

>>8526221

Good god, I want to be Haruka's heterosexual guypal RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Always wanted to hang out and go to strip clubs with a butch lesbian.

>>8526261
I forget where, but I recall the show's creator saying they "do not find men attractive in that way". So, no, no dickings for them. Except strapons.

>>8526251
As I recall, excluding Earth's moon and a small handful of asteroids, only planets have Senshi, not moons or stellar clouds or any of that other stuff.

>>8526261
UNPOSSIBLE. Delicious lesbians never gets old.

>>8526281
That's a really weird fetish.

>>8526279
There can only be one guy at once, but we could take turns.

>>8526281
Me too, for some reason. A chick who is just a bro and ogles other wimmins with you sounds like fun. Not entirely sure why.

>>8526281
I once heard she snuck onstage at a male stripclub once, dressed as Tuxedo Kamen. By the time she'd gotten enough of the costume off to show she was undeniably female, two bachelorette parties, the DJ, and three barmaids had sworn off penises completely.

>>8526286
>Except strapons.

It is my personal belief that any lesbian that enjoys strap ons is a bisexual and just doesn't know it yet.

>>8526363
depends on if they're giving or taking with one.

>>8526374
It's like bizarro /tg/. If they're giving, they want to be the little boy.

>>8526301

Well, it's either that or she beats the crap out of me for hitting on her.

>>8526363
And you'd be just as wrong as someone who claimed any man who liked anal sex was secretly gay.

Enjoying vibrators/strapons/dildos doesn't mean that a lesbian is bisexual. It just means they enjoy a variety of sensations, just like a man who sometimes enjoys anal sex rather than only vaginal sex.

>>8526286
>>8526363
They just like their penises fake and attached to women.

>>8526330

Shit, that's nothing. I heard she paid a visit to Japan's national female soccer team. They had a massive losing streak following this as they began having lesbian orgies instead of practice.

>>8526414
So liking a dick in your ass makes you not gay how?

>Thread about Sailor Moon RPG
>Every neckbeard demanding OP play it
>Someone links pdf download
>Devolves into debates over who's fucking who
>Sailor Kuiper Belt, Sailor Oort Cloud

Never change, /tg/. Never change.

>>8526422
That's probably how the cliche of female highschool gym teachers being dykes got started.

Little known fact:

A reincarnation of Haruka was among the first of the Adeptas Sororitas. They are lesbians to this day.

>>8526440
Actually, they aren't. Whoever they fuck, they just imagine it's the emperor.

>>8526440
Shit on a swizzle, man, now I'm gonna make a Sororitas sailor squad - and I don't even play them!

>>8526434
*hides sailor ceres plans*
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>8526447

Well, after Haruka's influence, I can tell you it's not the Emperor they're thinking about.

>>8526447
That's what the claim, yeah... but we know the truth.

>>8526447
>Whoever they fuck, they just imagine it's the emperor.

You mean you don't?

>>8526447

Who do you think gave them the idea for the pale skin and short, light-colored hair? Oh, and the swords, too.

>>8526450

"In the Name of the Emperor, I will right wrongs and triumph over heresy, and that means you!"

"Sororitas Fire!, Melta Flare!"

>>8526461
Haruka is so innately "hot butch" that she can turn any woman gay just by looking at her long enough.

This is why Michiru gets mad when she sees her ogling passing girls - if Haruka's lesbo-vision was left unchecked, there wouldn't be enough straight women left for the human race to continue.

Is this thread being archived yet? Because it really should be.

poor pluto, not really being a planet anymore and all....

oh well, at least the deathloli saturn is still in

>>8526531
Nah, Pluto pulled the "not a planet" stunt so she could be left alone for a while - watching over Time itself is a delicate job, and she needed to concentrate.

>>8526549

And shlick furiously as she watched every sex act ever simultaniously?

>>8526565
She is just watching Haruka bang the others

>>8526565
You'd think that, but no. She takes her work very seriously. Besides, if she ever tried that, she'd probably break her wrists or something trying to keep up.

>>8526489

Sailor Sororitas reporting for duty...

Damn lack of a Fleur-de-lis...

>>8526575

Doesn't change the fact that she's shlicking at the speed of light while doing so.

>>8526585
Thus making time travel possible.

>>8526585
don't be silly. it's so intense that just looking is enough to get her off

>>8526584
Perfect.

>>8526584

Need a drawfag for Haruka/Sororitas porn. Or just Haruka as a Sororitas.

>>8526650

Haruka Tenou, Superdyke of the Imperium?

>>8526662
fabulous

>>8526687
I wish I was a woman right now just so I could be gay for her.

Autosaging... we need a helpful fa/tg/uy to toss this up on suptg...

>>8526714
No, we really don't.

I read a Sailor Moon Resident Evil crossover once. Umbrella learned of the Scouts and wanted to test their BOWs on them, so they were invited to a getaway in the states. It was told from Venus' perspective, and the writer had decided that being in scout mode consumed manna or something, so she spent the time running and/or shooting badly unless faced with a BOW;

"SCOUTS...".
"... What? Does it mean us?"
"It's what we're called in America for some reason."

It was etertaining, if not memorable. She did encounter a giant plant, it did snare her hair with a vine, but she transformed and filled it with LAZORs before it could do anything naughty to her.
Unfortunately.

>>8526751
YES WE DO, GODDAMIT.

>>8526843
In PUBLIC no less!

OP, you have to keep us posted on this. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

>>8526751
>>8526843
It's already up.

>>8526860

She's Haruka, dammit, She can get away with shit like that. Why? Because the cops are afraid she'll turn their wives and daughters gay.

>>8526714

Archived @ http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8520488/

Question is, do we let this thread end while it's still awesome, or make a new thread that could devolve into shit?

>>8526793
BOW?

>>8526882
It has already outlived its usefulness... that is, unless you're willing to post some HIGH QUALITY porns?

>>8526882
Well, this threa'd hit it's bump limit, so there's little else we can do from here on. I say new thread.

>>8526908

I approve. More legs.