Here is the plain chart. My editing skills are not so great. No stroked text. No fancy font. No specialty squares. Couldn't think of anything good for space 20.

An Idea for no.20.

Religious War.

no. 20
Edition Wars.

>>8613833

Feel free to edit it at your leisure.

Trench warfare. Sit in the mud until the officer orders you to charge to your death.

How about a suicide mission?

>>8613939

More like 'love can *BLAM*'

>>8613939
Blaze of glory
you know, go out in a blaze of glory, kill em' all, let god sort them all out with you, etc.

Dragon Force pic was too cool not to post in full.

Alright, I'll give it a try.

20. Trench Warfare

rolled 18 = 18

hnngh

rolled 3 = 3

>>8614015
Except I can't roll and noko for shit.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8613796
Ok, here we go.

Scanning for appropriate trench warfare pic

rolled 9 = 9

rollin' like a boss

- Ride of the Valkyries (Air-mobile assault)
- From the Skies (Parachute/droppod/equivilent)
- Behind Enemy Lines (Sabotage)
- Death Before Dismount (Mounted Infantry/Armor/Cavalry charge)
- Fix Bayonets! (Close combat)
- I´m gonna get you outa here! (Combat Rescue)

Change 17. Thats Pippa from Combat K. She doesnt need ammo.

>>8614072

Anyone want to get some pics, some text, and expand the chart with these?

>>8614072

I like these a lot better. Idiot Teammates and Damn Rookies should be replaced, or at least one should be removed. Or the chart might be expanded.

I can try to expand the chart.

Just need the name and pic.

>>8614108

Nah, I like those ones.

rolled 15 = 15

Let's see...

Trying to find something for:

Fix Bayonets! (Close combat)

>>8614023
High up in this tower, in this ruined piece of shit city, I can see every scumbag do every dirty thing he ever wanted to keep secret. While the army fights three blocks over, I camp here in this little apartment and make sure that nobody tries to drive a bomb into our flank. Of course, it's been for fucking ever since some moron walked in front off my scopes, what with the bodies arranged in a nice little circle. Nobody actually moved them, I corralled them into position with shots and dropped them so that they'd fall in position. I'd probably catch a lot of shit for that once the wars over, but you gotta have some fun to keep sane out here.

I panned my rifle over the building across from me, taking my time until I finally reached that special window. There was another sniper looking right back at me, just as I'd hoped. Her name was Jezebel. We met each other after a couple of exchanged shots. Eventually we figured that since nobody ever tried to come through our kill zones anymore, there wasn't any point to killing each other to secure it. So we would write out messages to each other and keep ourselves entertained. Home was always a big topic, we'd go on for hours about it. She was an only child, had been raised by a gun-nut, and was drafted once the government found out about her. I told her about myself in exchange, how I came from a family of three boys, one of which was now dead.

Course, us being the only two people here is kinda liberating. In fact, Jezebel is undoing her BDU for me right now. That's it for tonight journal. Gonna make love, not war.

This is a neat idea.

I think you should have a 1-99 list of characters, with the scenario separate of that.

So your roll determines the scenario, and post number the character(s). Or some combination of that.

What font and size are you using OP?

>>8614159
Battle-waifu? Fucken lol.

>>8614174
Impact Condensed. I tried to use GIMP to make this, but I'm not very good. Numbers are 60px and Titles are 20px. But the picture was too huge to post, so I had to shrink the whole thing down 60%.

>I´m gonna get you outa here!

Suggested pic

rolled 11 = 11

>>8614038
The first sign that things were not all that they seemed. pneumatic spikes tore right through Honadu. He was at point, doing a sensor sweep, and next thing we no his body is sent several different directions by steel spikes from the floor, walls, and ceiling. They just shot out, impaling him at different angles and carrying off what tore from him, then shot back into the walls just as fast leaving a bloody mess everywhere. Then a liquid ablative began sliding along the walls to just wash it all clean as if it hadn't happened...

We were pretty freaked out. Teryt just did that thing where he said "shit" like thirty damn times to express his opinion on the situation. Before he was done I barked "Can it! Rejolt, analyze what the fuck that just was and tell us how to disarm it, now!" and i wasn't taking "we can't" for an answer, I never did.

>>8614257

After a few minutes silence, everyone in their thoughts, hopefully snapped back in line with a calm set of orders from the lead, Rejolt reported to me and that heavy tongued accent of wherever the hell he was from and whatever the hell he is... like a Gila monster from Italy or something. He said, "Chief... it seems the lighting and life support systems energy concealed secondary systems... the entire habitat is traps for about 50 meters in every direction." Honadu's mangled remains were being cleaned, a pool of blood that looked like it would take forever to drain into the floor and walls... and his chunks would still be there. "Passive triggers, and it seems they were waiting for us to walk into the middle of them before activating." I gritted my teeth and tried not to curse, and the men were starting up negative chatter. "Everyone, can the shit!" I demanded in a low volume but very commanding tone. "Here is what we are going to do... sit here. Don't move. We have been shaken and now is NOT that time to panic. If we want out of this alive, it will require teamwork. Holy shit, any of you apes ever have games as kids? We need our thinking caps on, our best puzzle solving skills ready, and the power of friendship motherfucking active!" There were a few chuckles... but we were still looking at Honadu, brother in fire with us, being rinsed sterile in pieces.
"Five minutes rest, everyone hold position, take a knee or even your ass if you want. Just hold that spot while i think. This isn't difficult, just surprising." Gurm, demolitions, spoke up after just a few seconds, "I could throw some ch" and I interrupted "Five minutes! I like where that thought is going but keep it baking in your brain."

...five minutes... deep inside the tunnels of a facility that could be centuries old... and our explosives just as likely to kill us depending on how strong the walls are...

>>8614255
: (

>>8614240
Right. I don't have Gimp nor the font...

>Behind Enemy Lines

Suggested pic

>>8614255
Should be "leave no man behind"

>>8614296

That's ok. I'll work on it.

So, 20 should be trench warfare.

The picture for 17 needs to be changed.

And pics and spaces should be added for the following:

- Ride of the Valkyries (Air-mobile assault)
- From the Skies (Parachute/droppod/equivilent)
- Behind Enemy Lines (Sabotage)
- Death Before Dismount (Mounted Infantry/Armor/Cavalry charge)
- Fix Bayonets! (Close combat)
- I´m gonna get you outa here! (Combat Rescue)

Also modes and new dice mechanics since my little d20 chart is no more.

Current Progress.

>>8614382

Oh shit, that works!

>>8614382
see
>>8614362

>Death from Above

Suggested pic

I'm willing to expand it. If people want to dump images and scenario ideas or multipliers/adjusters. I'll make up the chart. See if we can get this one to 100 as well.

Some ideas.

Hold the Line
Last Man Standing.
No Quarter
Orbital Drop
Shieldwall
It fires really big bullets
They came from behind
Hunted
Lost
Assassination
The quiet before the storm
This is a knife
Zero-G
Swords are Awesome
You weren't there man
WMD's
They call me crazy
Mechwarrior
The beach
This was my last job

>Ride of the Valkyries (Air-mobile assault)

Suggested Pic

>Behind Enemy Lines (Sabotage)

18 probably can satisfy this one, but I think sabotage can be it's own space.

How about one for PSYOPS?

The New Guy
Home Sweet Home
Oscar Mike
Trust Me
First Contact
Garrison Duty
Team 3 Report
I have become death
Green Light
War Pigs
Breakthrough
POW
They'll never hear us coming
Burger Town
It doesn't hurt no more
Last Chance Salloon
Damn Dames
Long Live the King
It's just a job
Child Soldier
Brother against Brother
Our is not to question why.
Then we shall fight in the shade
OOH RA!

Suggested pic for Trench Warfare.

>>8613796
Also, replace "Damn Rookies" with "FNG".

Current Progress.

>>8614577

Nice work, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>8614596
Thanks.

- Winter-wonderland (Arctic combat)
- The Hunt (Counter-sabotage)
- They´re in the trees! (Jungle combat)
- It came from the sea... (Amphibious Assault)

>Death before Dismount
suggested pic

>>8614577
I still think you should take 17 out. I mean hells bells thats Pippa! She's killed Combat AI in hand to hand combat. She's fucking Loony.

This is our land
Going Native
Stop him screaming
I've got a bad feeling about this
Sir, yes sir.
Boot
The duel
Dawn Patrol
Danger Close
It's Bulletproof
Wardrums
Lazertag
I thought you brought it
Here be dragons
Long Walk Home.
She's out there...somewhere
She's one of ours sir
No athiests in a foxhole
MEDIC!
Military Intelligence
Clearance
Minefield
You're on your own now
Once more into the breach
Guns Akimbo
Demob

>>8613796

10.

It was the first day of a new life, and already it was going to shit for private shepherd. The enemy was making a push deep into the allied territory, and already the lead elements were cut off and being systematically crushed under the iron tracks of the enemy's tyrant heavy armour. Sheperd checked her rifle, it was fully loaded, hadn't even fired a shot in the whole campaign. The sergeant was shouting at the others, telling them that it was a do or die moment. suddenly a hand landed itself on shepherd's shoulder. turning, she looked into the eyes of her combat-buddy, who winked and told her he was going to get her through this. she tried to give a brave smile but couldn't manage it. The others in the squad all had the same death-pallor on their faces. They all knew what was coming, it was just a matter of facing it like true soldiers of the advance elements of the gautberg defense. To fight and Die was the calling...

>>8613833
>>8613847
Hive mind

The Draft
N..n.n.n.nineteen sir.
Up River
Welcome to the Suck
GAS!
Collateral
Search and Destroy
Run Silent, Run Dark
They couldn't hit a barn at this distance
Ceasefire
Embedded Reporter
Shock and Awe
Fog of War
No-Man's Land
Combat Jack
Do not count days, Do not count miles
Sir, do you even shave yet?
Broadside
Going Rogue
Let's be bad guys
You're going home son
So we wait
Supply drop
The Market
Boarding action
On my signal, unleash hell

>>8614665
Who?

>>8614665

I'll find a replacement.

Current Progress.

With style!

>>8614814
Have you NEVER read Combat K? The Most fucking badass Spec-Ops team in the several galaxies! It's Team Members include Keenan an ex-cop turned Commando who was arrested for taking a flamethrower full of White Phosphurus into a wing of a prison containing violent pedophiles and burned them all to death. (After this is sentence was reduced and he was trained to be a soldier in Combat-K.)

Next is Franco a red-haired dwarf (Looks like a proper DORF!) who's horny,loves guns and explosives,loves to drink and is also insane. (Takes PILLS!) His crime was killing his bitch of a boss and almost an entire Police unit with enough mining explosives that could fit in a dump truck. (Franco despite having never missed a day for work when he asked to take some time off to spend some time with his mother was denied and found her dead one day when he came in from work got really pissed off.)

Finally theres Pippa a hawt piece of flesh who's a stone cold killer. So much so she freaks the other two out. She's ultra violent,ultra lethal,seems to not like men (aside from Keenan and Franco.) and is possibly one of the most dangerous people in the galaxy. (Capable of going into melee combat with a Melee Combat AI synthetic.)

>>8614809

Recon
Volunteer's step forward
Get to the choppa!
Escape and Evade
All quiet on the front
Civilian
The resistance
Invaders from another world
Lucky Charm
3 minute fuse
A corner of a foreign field
And the rivers ran red
Medal of Honour
This is personal
Air Pirate
10 to 1
The road to berlin
Once upon a time in the war
Grenades
Marksmen
It's only a flesh wound
Dear John
A cause worth dying for
Traitor
Abandoned
7.62mm
And on a pale horse rode Death
Ragnorok
Heavy Metal
The Pass
Jump Gate

Should I keep dumping ideas or are we good for now

>>8614925
treason

>>8614965
Never read it before. Sound fun though.

rolled 1 = 1

Postan'

>>8614965
Franco in the second book actually fell in love and was fitting to get hitched to a SUPER HAWT wife (She was a Tax Collector and despite being Hot nobody liked her.) one day she took a Tainted Bio-Mod and when an entire planet turned into a Dawn of the Dead super Zombie Death massacare becuase of Bio-Mods his fiance turned into an Abomination in the eyes of God super Combat Zombie Dog with horrible genitals that leak and whose fluids can bleach carpeting and oozing tits nasty tits. At the end of the book when they found out she couldnt change her back Franco still married her which was "daaaaaw tru wuv." but then he started to sex her and your like "DUDE! WTF! SUPER ZOMBIE COMBAT DOG/PERSON ON GINGER DORF SEX! OMG I'M GOING TO BE SICK"

All in all it's a badass series.

Alternate suggestion for Behind Enemy Lines

the beach

Definitely Needs:

Betrayal / Traitors / Turncoats

Under siege

Siege breaker

Shenanigans, Evil Shenanigans

Has this thread died? STALKER are you still doing the pics? I don't want to tread on your turf if you are?

Current Progress.

>>8615136
I'm still doing it. Just a bit drunk right now.

Bunnies and Burrows (FUNNY ANIMAL trope, but can serve in general to make combat stories about non-human characters)

I like it, but I really can't be bothered right now. Why not post this on a writers thread? There's no way people are going to keep bumping this long enough for someone to post something *good*

Dawn Patrol

Last man standing

Hold the line

Almost half way there.

The Longest Day

they come by night

Civilians Fight back

Scottish Highlanders!

>>8615507
fuck yes, you are awesome

I was also going to throw in a "from beyond" but i got no good pictures

>>8614968
keep ot up you might have something better than whats already there

City In Ruins

Retreat

I'm gonna do five more then go to sleep.

we will have revenge

Left Behind

>>8615837
nvm you already have abandoned.

>>8615698

Thank you for all your help, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

rolled 10 = 10

Rollin...

Cornered

>>8615853
not a roll thread, but a "help make a roll chart" thread

i got no more ideas, sorry...

Ideas;
All hope is Lost
Fall of an Empire
Revenge is sweet
Death won't stop them
Never say Never
Glory or Nothing
Forgotten on The Battlefield (Missed Extraction)

rolled 3 = 3

Rollin'

Will post later.

>>8615893
>Forgotten on The Battlefield (Missed Extraction)
Think we got that covered by abandoned, alternately Left Behind has been mentioned.

Hunted, pursuit, flight or some such.

The Sun Goes Black. (A world left in the shadow of a dead sun, Fighting over resources)

>this thread
i love you guys so much

>>8615911
I was trying to find a good picture for just that, good call.

>>8615924

Is pleased by Misatoexplosionpicture.

+1.

Resized Pic for Taking Fire, Critical Hit, Battle Damage, Crippled Mech, etc....

I can't think of a good title for this one, so I'll trust it to you guys.

rolled 2 = 2

rolling

>>8615961
Crawling in my skin

rollllllll

>>8615991

shut the fuck up emofag.

rollan

I hope someone has a better pic for this but:

I'm gonna need a bigger sword/gun.

>>8615961
Devoured.

Also; Monsters in The Dark

I know there's a better picture for this:

They're coming through the walls!

RISE AGAIN!

Bump in the night.

A resized pic for overkill/clusterfuck/epic failure/ whatever.

>>8616009
Why the fuck are you so mad?

>>8615961
"Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"

>>8616085
I must say, Love that guys work.

Another; No More Gods.

>>8615961

Indigenous Lifeforms

My Prisoner? I hope you guys have a better title.

I think I found one for PSYOPS...

>>8615961

>>8616176
That's basically Escort Mission.

Adventure

>monsters under the bed, gods, and stuff
BATTLE inspired writefaggotry.

>>8616176
I'd just go with "MINE!"

>>8616176

Escort Mission, Witness Protection, Package Delivery or Assault on the Precinct come to mind.

>>8616198
You can NOT sit here and say that if a God was proven to not exist/ Be malevolent/ Some other cataclysm, that there WOULDN'T be a huge fucking battle. Lrn2Humanity.

If I'm going to keep working on this...I'm gonna need more Vodka.

Also File too large.

not sure if I'm doing it right.

He could hear them clawing at reinforced door. He looked at his where his used to be. Last time he tried to be a fucking hero. His commander of all people was the traitor. The man that he confided in. The man he told all of his secrets too. The man he admired more than any other was a fucking bug lover this whole time.
He had to act fast. Had to stop the bleeding. Maybe make a barracade. It would buy him some time. Maybe he could even put a fight when they got in. Suddenly the scratching stopped. He heard footsteps.

"Help! Oh god help!" It was private Jones banging on the door. "Let me in! Please!" He reached for the lock. Then he realized it was a setup. He opens that door and they come in. He remained silent. "Please man! I'm bleeding out here just... Noooooooooooooo!"

He could hear his commrade be ripped to pieces. Twenty-three minutes of his brother in arms screaming for a death that wouldn't come. And then for a moment it was silent.

Until he heard scratching at the door.

The Last Stand
pic needed.

Shit. They've got Guns.

>>8616236

Maybe the chart can be trimmed down. To what number suitable for rolling, I'm not sure.

I think Get the Fuck Out and Run Away satisfy each other.

>>8616283
Wrong file. That might work for Last Stand.

Here's "Shit, They've got guns."

rolled 5, 19, 7 = 31

Using >>8616236

Let's see what I have to work with...

>>8616248

>>8616296

Blaze of Glory, Run Away, and Escort mission?

Ugh, getting a drink before I start this one.

I want to see someone write for Idiot Teammates.

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=mxagy53wzfw&thumb=4

Download it here. We need to separate it into 2 part or something.

bump

Comes with it's own title.

rolled 12 = 12

Characters shall be Soondead Gonnabiteit And Biff McFacerape

Okay, I'm going to give this a go.
How do I rolled Dice?

Rogue AI

Adventure is part of the chart?

Discovery

Alright, let's have a go at this with the latest version.

I think the chart is good enough.

Slightly changed the format for you, should post now.

19 and 50 are the same damn thing. Retreat and Run Away.

As an aside, I approve. This has the potential to replace the faggoty monstergirl fap and tell threads with good OC.

Have a Hammerhands.

>>8616899
Thank you brorade. I'll get back to finishing the list.

>>8616923

Agreed. But I think I'll give him something better.

>>8616923

There's a slight difference, I think. Retreat implies that it's more like a tactical withdraw, while Run Away is more along the lines of SQUAD FUCKING BROKEN

>>8616956

Change it to "Fall back" and "RUN AWAY" and i think that'll come across more clearly.

This chart needs major polishing. But other than that I like the majority of it. It kind of veers off subject towards the end though.

>>8616899

Like the monstergirl charts, this grid could get padded out with a few "there's peace now, roll again" "combine 2 scenarios" and "pick a scenario" squares.

HEROIC BLOODSHED

rolled 56 = 56

>>8616899

Mexican Standoff

rolled 17 = 17

lets see

>>8617022
THIS!

Current Progress.

>>8617051

You're still going to be working on this? Aren't you tired?

Add "Duel/Gunfight"

Huh.

Seeing this gives me ideas.
We need a random adventure chart series.

Get the love interests, the sidekicks, all that. Then things like the plot, and the overall tone of the game, and the main action sequence.
A sort of random adventure/story generator.

Though some of these are a little too in-depth. Some are a little too... not actually battles.
If the sun goes black and you're fighting over resources, that's a battle over resources. Child Soldiers isn't a battle, it's an enemy. It would go better on an Antagonists chart.

>>8617065
My Vodka are starting to work now. Would be possible to finish the list tonight.

>>8617117
roll x events and fill in the blanks?

Broadside

Special Technique

>>8617117

This chart might merit a remake, but I think this is a good platform to start off with.

Tactical Genius

>>8617117

They're not individual battles so much as story ideas. If you rolled sun goes dark and child soldiers for example, you'd might write a story about child soldiers in a post-apocalyptic hellish sunless world.

Equally you might write a heartwarming dawww story about epic pillowfights and pillowforts at a sleepover.

Basically they hooks to build on in whichever way you see fit.

Pulp Action

Space battle?

A World in Flames

>>8617157
Oh, it is. A lot of them I was thinking would make good doubled up. But then, that's because some could be moved to another chart.
Love Can Bloom and Sneaking, for instance. I mean, that's where the original phrase came from.

>>8617128
Yeah, something like that. You get your villains, your heroes, the type of story it is, the main conflict, that kind of thing. It'd be best as something generic, so that you don't end up with stuff like "space pirates" battling "vikings" over "computers".

Target sighted

Pistols At Dawn

Car wars

(Just edit out the movie plug at the bottom of the image.)

>>8617246

Oh whoops, just noticed that there was a duel one already. Oh well, here's a replacement.

Leviathan

fffffffuck I forgot how to use the dice.

HARMONY

Requesting source on "Ambush".

After the Invasion

Standing Tall

Anyone got a better name?

Current Progress. I'll stop at 100.

rolled 20 = 20

Hit it sweetheart!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8617443

hmm! Re-rolling

Monster Hunt

Grand Fleet Sortie

rolled 19 = 19

badum psssh

Air Assault

"Sole Survivor"
Can't get a decent pic

>>8617518
Pressed "Submit" prematurely, think "Nuclear Holocaust"

This is a perfect image that wasn't used. HERESY

Current Progress.

>>8617596
What do you want with that?

Total Party Kill

>>8617649

How about...Court Marshal? War Crimes? Disciplinary Action?

Specialists

>>8617649
I think he wants HERESY.

I have one too: Divine Intervention

rolled 9 = 9

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Urban Warfare

Exotic Locale?

>>8617707
Nice choice!

Team in a bunker (shit gets dark. you are fucked)

rolled 26 = 26

>>8617604

Time for a spin of the wheel, methinks.

you are not in disadvantage (poor armed people, they are all gonna die!)

rolled 11 = 11

>>8617841

Not restrictive enough. Rolling again, applying second result to first.

THEY ARE BACK, and pissed about it (lotsa dinosaurs)

Up the Latter or Suicide Mission or The Charge or something.

>>8617855

better name, Advantage: Red

>>8617809
We're going to push you in there, and then we're going to close and seal the door.

Pic: arcane artifact. (Crop as desired.)

>>8617900

From the Skies + Outmatched. That'll do. See you in a while guys.

Angry and techno about it

MEDIC!

>>8617917
wtf? This shit is screwing with me, that was supposed to be a bunch of guys going from their trenches.

http://www.dublin-fusiliers.com/weapons/bayonet-charge.jpg

Source of pic, I can't upload it due to file duplication.

"Gonna need more boom" sound good?

Fuck scientists, You are going in

rolled 17 = 17

needs more writefaggotry.

It sounded like a good idea at the time

>>8617809

Better name: Locked In

Pic is titled "In Another World"

IT'S FINISHED!

You can remake it or whatever. Just ask the OP first.

rolled 10 = 10

I LOVE COCKS

>>8618063
>>8618041

They need to be shorter like 4 words tops.

What the hell does "Damn Rookies" mean?

You missed one, Stalker...

So fucking pumped for a finished chart.

rolled 36 = 36

>>8618084
I LOVE GIANT DICKS

>>8618084

Can we get an extra large/high res version?

All the text in that, put an outline on it so we can actually read it.

>>8618110
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>>8618130
CAN'T UPLOAD. FILE TOO BIG.

Fuck yes, thank you, OP.

>>8618084
The Suicide Mission was supposed to be another picture, from ww1.

See
>>8618013

But I guess this is ok too.

>>8618084

OP here, thanks for everything. I thought it was just going to end up 30 squares at first, then the ball got rolling. It's kind of rough around the edges, but I like it.

Anyone and everyone is encouraged to modify, remake, or whatnot.

Thank you fa/tg/uys.

Good job, everyone. Especially S.T.A.L.K.E.R and OP You're a star bro.

Lets hope this encourages a bit more OC.

rolled 53 = 53

Out of curiosity!

Should we archive?

54 - il-fucking-legible

>>8618146

Throw it up on Megaupload or something.

rolled 12, 21 = 33

let's see...

>>8618202

It says forgotten. Do you have vision problems?

>>8617809
>them eyes

rolled 100, 84 = 184

>>8618217
shitty crusade is shitty, re rollan

Needs work on readability here and there. Valid concern.

>>8618230
hunting monster with C4.

imokwiththis.jpg

>>8618155
Fix'd.
>>8618158
Glad I could help OP.

rolled 18 = 18

rolled 63 = 63

>>8618255
rollan

rolled 50 = 50

>>8618255
I roll for JUSTICE

rolled 33 = 33

Okay the sun went black... lets see if I can get something to go along with it!

>>8618255
Reaskin' for source on 09 - Ambush, as I don't see it anywhere on this thread.

rolled 76 = 76

>>8618255
They see me rollin, them hatin...

rolled 70 = 70

>>8618326
Ok, got Tactical Genius, what's next...

rolled 77, 59 = 136

I'll try rollin (With no writin)

>>8618297

>>8618342
Pulp Action and They're coming through the walls!

NAZI GHOST? I'M GONNA GO DREAM ABOUT THIS. Bye guys.

>>8618364
Thanks again. Take care.

>>8618364
devil may cry

>>8618339

You can roll more than once in one go.

Change your 1d100 to 3d100 and you'd roll three times.

rolled 45, 20, 34 = 99

One of these threads with an interesting premise? Let's see.

I might use this as a tool for my next session.

>>8618348
Anon delivers! Have some post-apocalyptic vehicular warrior breasts by way of thanks.

>>8618415
FIX BAYONETS, The Resistance and Civilians Fight Back? Sounds entertaining.

>>8618059
Fuck me.
Fuck SLA.
Fuck the fucking bullet tax and the fucking idiots who thought up of it.
They're not the ones stuck in the fucking sewers chased by two fucking Darknight operatives with a fucking FEN 603 with one standard bullet left. Shit won't penetrate through their fucking armor properly. A HEAP would be able to incapacitate one, but that would still leave me with the question of what to do about the other one.
So what the fuck are my other choices?
Here I am running in muck, trying to stay one corner ahead whilst they try to do the odd shot, and they're not gonna give up anytime soon. I've pissed them off too much. And what the fuck was I going to do if I meet something else ugly down here? Carriens aren't much of a problem, but.. oh. Fuck's sake.
A sewer pig. The size of an elephant. Tusks. Teeth. and a breath stinkier than the downtown dump. The thing probably drop shits bigger than me. I fucking hate my luck. The bastard huffed and starts to run at me, it's tusks carving a little into the sewer walls. I remember the Darknight ops and hoped to whatever God there is in this forsaken planet that can hear me that I won't be trampled as I duck and jumped through the beast's legs. Fucking ran for the nearest manhole. At the least I did the stupid mission and retrieved the damned necklace. God knows what Station Analysis wants with this damned thing.
Just as long as I get my money.
I seriously need more fucking bullets.

rolled 55, 27, 3 = 85

Let's see if I can get some inspiration on my day off.

How do you roll?

post full pic of 10 plx

rolled 17 = 17

>>8618533
Copy and paste what you see in my email field. You can alter the number of dice, etc.

>>8618592
dice+1d100

Thanks, man.

rolled 67 = 67

>>8618599
Oh, it goes IN the e-mail field. I see.

rolled 95 = 95

>>8618599
Oops, I didn't specify. You put that information in the email field when you post.

>>8618599
>>8618533
lolfail.
no, you put the phrase "dice+1d100" or "dice 1d100" on the email field. no quotation marks though.
It basically works with "dice XdY" and it'll roll X Y-sided dice.

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rolled 69 = 69

Rolling rolling rolling, rawhide!

A bit of inspiration, but not quite enough to do more than a brief synopsis.

The imperial guard are going to retake a agri world. This is the "second wave," most of the major forces are securing communities that have already been liberated by the heretics. The squad is sent to reinforce a village that is defending itself from near-constant raids by the heretics with snipers.

MC meets up with his brother, another squad in the village, and they get to talking. Both brothers get to talking, and its revealed that they're both sick and tired of fighting for dipshit places like this. As they talk about home and shit, eventually it comes out that the one brother who's been here a while has sided with the heretics. The MC, being more pious than his brother had thought, attacks. The battle is hard, but eventually MC wins... only to have Chaos attack in full force against the village. He retrieves his Lasgun and runs out, swearing oaths of vengeance against Chaos for corrupting his brother... only to have his head explode by a stray bolter round.

After the battle, somebody wonders about how somebody that had just come to the planet had so many cuts, scrapes, and bruises. Shrugging it off, they begin defiling the corpse.

...Probably would undergo several changes during writing, but not enough inspiration at the moment to try.

rolled 96 = 96

>>8618697
>Rogue AI
Aww, I've done that plenty. Rolling again.

Broken Arrow?

Thread autosaging, new thread here:

>8618983

>>8619006

Fail. Thread STARTING to autosage soon, new thread here:

>>8618983

>>8618442
Baker waved the kid forward, and he scuttled next to the ex-cop with a frown.
"What'd ya see, kid?"
"It's Paul."
"Paul. How many are coming?"
"Just five, Captain. The rest are too cowardly."
Five? Oh, hell.
"Don't think of them too harshly, ki- Paul. They've got families to worry about."
"So did I, but it didn't help them, did it?"
Only five, probably all damaged angry teenagers like this one. We're fucked.
"At least they all dispersed from the meet safely, right kid?"
"I said it's Paul. And yeah, they've all run and hid by now."
Baker rubbed a sweaty wrist against his forehead.
"Good. Bring up your lads and rendevous with Jasper up at the ruined barbers, the place with the red and white pole. I'll be checking to see if my runner is on her way back yet. Get going, you lot are in the army now."
Paul scurried back down the deserted street and Baker glanced over the hood of the cruiser he was taking cover behind. No sniffers, no eagles, no jellystalks. Gail might even make it.

The rumbling crushed that hope, even more than the sight of a prayer looming over what was left of the rooftops, eagles darting around the main and tertiary shells in time with each staggered step. Baker tried to pretend the red glisten on one of the prayer's tendrils was just one of the last errant cows getting unlucky. He couldn't ignore the tattered shreds of khaki, unfortunately.

Hero of Justice

rolled 14 = 14

18 get!

Gentlemen, Mobilize!

>>8615503
A replacement for this
"No More"