http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8598494/

Original thread is here.

inb4 /shitmakingupdude/

Accept of course!

Are there gonna be bad ends? :o

Nearly missed the thread.

I notice at long last you are now spelling "Stake" instead of the meaty variety.

>His name is James Emiya. A man of decent build and who looks partially of Asian descent.

Mary-Sue senses... TINGLING!

>A man who thinks, nay believes, that man kind can and will grow into a more prosperous, ideal race. He is, however, also aware that this ideal dream cannot be attained unless he takes things into his own hands.

to are we looking at a Shiro sort of idealism, or a Kiritsugi badassed Ends Justify The Means kind of person?

>(Also polite request: Keep the discussion about Fate/Stay Night general and how the Nasuverse works to /jp/ where it belongs, or make your own thread. Either way don't discuss it here)

That's... awfully optimistic of you OP.

>>8617692
>James Emiya
OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE.

Accept.

>>8617773

If he's doing it right then almost certainly.

>>8617800

We totally might not. Were clearly main-character material here. The first thread was like the intro chapter in FS/N with Rin.

So, uh, go see what Old man Tohsaka wants I guess?

>>8617801
Totally.

>>8617799

>Mary-Sue senses... TINGLING!

(He's only as bad as you want him to be really. I figured since there was an Eizenbern here I may as well use other F/SN surnames)

>Kiritsugi badassed Ends Justify The Means kind of person?

(Probably more of that one than Shirou)

You accept. Solemnly you walk out of your room and make your way to your teacher's lodgings. As you move through the large mansion you see all sorts of paintings, historical artifacts and fancy trimmings hanging off the wall. Kentaro is indeed a rich and influential man.

It kinda annoys you that he would summon you out into a private meeting like this however. The Holy Grail War is about to begin and you aren't quite sure you want to get involved yet.

I mean... do you want to get involved?

>>8617800
Yea, but at least we'll hopefully die in a blaze of glory as our mind explodes out the back of our head from doing something incredibly awesome.

>>8617837

>The first thread was like the intro chapter in FS/N with Rin.

(Actually my hope here is that it's more like Fate/Zero in that you get PVP of several masters and their servants. Makes it so no matter who gets the GOOD END you're gonna wind up giving several others BAD ENDS...

Oh crap I'm giving too much away. Continue~)

>>8617934
>do you want to get involved?

Yes.

>His name is James Emiya.

IM GOING TO FLY THROUGH YOUR SCREEN AND BACKHAND YOU, BITCH

>>8617934
>do you want to get involved?
Obviously.

>>8617990

Getting involved does seem like the best choice at this point. Mages from all around the world are getting involved. Even if you don't have a servant there's no telling what some of the more paranoid ones will do. It may be better to be prepared by getting involved then be a victim by sitting on the fence.

>>8618017

(Look the name doesn't matter. I can change it easily. Do you want to change his name?)

>>8618071
Name change sounds VERY GOOD.

>>8618131

(OK. Come up with a new name for yourself and I'll continue on.)

>>8618071

To be honest yes. Emiya was just some random Mage hiding out in bumfuck nowhere. If you'd had said that we were a Tohsaka, or a Matou (or some branch family of what the Matous were before moving to Japan) then it would have been fine, those guys are big heavy hitters in the Magic Society.
A second Emiya feels, wrong.

So, let's be...

(picks randomly from his picture folder)

>>8618172

TOBIA ARRONAX FUCK YE... wait, we already did that for Zeonquest.

How about Tobe instead? Someone else can do the second name.

>>8618198
Tobe Suzuhara

>>8618233

I'M FINE WITH THIS.

>>8618248
Fuck yeah.

>>8618071
>Do you want to change his name?
Seamus McDuff of Ireland! We can summon Cu Ch-Wait. FUCK!

>>8618172

Alright! You are Tobia Arronax.

MAGE IN TRAINING AND PART-TIME BADASS.

Or at least the first part. Your mage training has let you become more powerful every day. Hoping that one day you'll be able to punch concrete into rubble, arm wrestle with serpent gods and show off your manly and badass self to all the bitches! Just like those Solar Exalted!

... not that you'd ever PLAY such a nerdy game or anything...

You open the door and walk into Kentaro's trophy room. The elderly Japanese guy sits at his desk, going over some various trinkets and paperwork. That old bastard's always doing boring shit like that when he could be like... launching fireballs at targets or stuff.

He doesn't seem to notice you. How do you get his attention?

>>8618274

Sorry my friend that boat has sailed.

So what exactly does Old Man Tohsaka want?

>>8618313

>Tobe Suzuhara

Or that... whatever!

>>8618313
[X] put it in.

>>8618313

NO OP! REFRESH THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING!

WE ARE TOBE SUZAHARA!

TOBE SUZAHARA!

>He doesn't seem to notice you. How do you get his attention?

Start fiddling with something expensive looking, THAT should get his attention pretty quickly.

>>8618313
Move up to his desk & loudly clear our throat.

>>8618369
>Start fiddling with something expensive looking, THAT should get his attention pretty quickly.

What could go wrong? Do it.

>>8618369
>Start fiddling with something expensive looking, THAT should get his attention pretty quickly.
Fiddling clumsily and we got a deal.

>>8617692
>(Also polite request: Keep the discussion about Fate/Stay Night general and how the Nasuverse works to /jp/ where it belongs, or make your own thread. Either way don't discuss it here)

>F/SN thread
>F/SN quest

Fuck you op get back to /jp/ yourself.

>>8618369

You proceed to fiddle with this expensive looking vase. It's pretty shiny too! Those always do get your atten-

"TOBE!" Kentaro shouts. Causing you to suddenly jerk your hand away, sending the vase toppling over and crashing it to the ground.

Old man Tohsaka glares at you... like he doesn't do that enough. You swear he's training his face every morning just so he can frown extra hard at you.

>>8618369
Thirding. Nothing gets attention like doing something you shouldnt. Actially, anything look particularly old or hostorical?

>>8618411
ummm moar?

>>8618429
>item breaks
Secret mission - SUCCESS!!

Although he can probably just repair it like Rin repaired Shirou's window... Oh well lets see what this jewel magician wants.

>>8618449
It was an april fools joke. There wasnt many images and I didn't get them all for fuck knows what reason.

>>8618449
More rasslin

>>8618429

ATTENTION GAINED!

Also, can't we just fix this? That sort spell should be fairly basic magic if I recall...

>>8618449
Last one I got.

Ah! Quest tim-

>>8618411
>>8618487
>>8618492
Dear god...

>>8618470

"Chill Brah," you say as you move to a chair and sit down in it "you can just repair it."

"Yes. This marks the fifty seventh time I've had to repair something YOU BROKE," he says angrily.

"What? Only fifty seventh?"

"TOBE! Listen," he massages his temples, trying to calm himself "there's... a favor I request of you."

Old man Tohsaka sits down. He's a pretty old guy. At least in his early 70's. But magic is a pretty big strain on the poor bastard. He may only be 70, but he looks like he's in his 90's. You heard rumors about how great a mage he was from various others but looking at him when you first met him and looking at him now... he's gradually getting worse as the years go on.

>>8618583

Well? What is it?

>>8618583
Let's hear what he has to say.

>fifty seventh
deal w/ it Tohsaka

To be honest, I'd rather quest TYPE-MOON wrestling.

>fate stay quest

what the hell really

>>8618621
>>8618611

Solemnly he puts another gem into an instrument you can just barely observe over the massive clutter on his desk. Looks kinda big, but not completely.

"As you're no doubt aware. The Holy Grail war is about to begin. The Tohsaka family has competed for each incarnation of the Grail War," he explains.

Oh great. You can probably just GUESS where this is going! I mean it's not like it wasn't hammered into your skull by a certain itchbay that constantly reminded you that she would be competing in the Holy Grail War and she would require an assistant mage to carry her books and shit.

"I want you to compete in the holy grail war for the Tohsaka family," he explains.

See? Better get your shit together to be his daughter's maid for the next- wait what?

>>8618712
>to be his daughter's maid for the next- wait what?
wait... maid what?

>>8618762
>>8618712
Do we dance with joy or cringe in fear at the thought of what Rin may do to us?

Oh, god. I hope there isn't a second Kotomine.

Or the original, for that matter.

>>8618787
Its not going to be Rin, silly boy.

>>8618712
Stare at him.

Then.

"I assume you either have an artifact for me, a reccomendation, or a suggestion. You aren't going to send me flying blind, are you?"

Wait, is the CRAZY ZANGEIF RUSSIAN still going?

Yeah figure out if he has any plans for our summoning. Besides isn't his girl gonna be in it too?

>>8618817
Seems to be the best response.

>>8618817
>You aren't going to send me flying blind, are you?"

He totally is.

It occurs to me that the best way to stack a grail war in your favour is to stack it with Mages you know you can beat with your eyes closed.

Nevertheless, ask about his Daughter and why she isn't competing instead, or is she as well?

>>8618862
Well the Tohsaka family has a canon history of alliances. RinxShirou, KotominexTokiomi...

>>8618832
>Wait, is the CRAZY ZANGEIF RUSSIAN still going?

Very much so. Depending on when this is, he's probably pimping around town, THE DARK LORD OF TRANSYLVANIA by his side.

>>8618862
>Nevertheless, ask about his Daughter and why she isn't competing instead, or is she as well?
Seriously. Shit's suspicious as hell.

>>8618817
Also, has he told her yet? 'cause if he hasn't could he at least have the decency to give us a head start to run as far away as possible?

>>8618817

You just stare at him and speak this calmly. He doesn't seem phased by your speechlessness at all.

"In terms of artifacts," he says "I can get you nearly anything you want at a simple command. In terms of recommendations all that I can offer is that you choose wisely. The saber class, for example, is supposedly the strongest..."

He proceeds to pull out the item that he was working on. A belt with a silver buckle and with several gems infused into it.

"I can offer you this as well. Keep in mind that while my facilities will be open to you... I would prefer if you chose your base of operations somewhere in the city."

This doesn't make any sense. You're his pupil. A lowly second-class mage who just wanted to get his training so you could... well... be awesome you guess. But this is a bit much! I mean all he's really done is show you the ropes and let you get pushed around by his daughter. Why does he want you to compete in the holy grail war on behalf of his family!?

>>8618862
Now you gone done it. I have to post this image now.

Panel 1: Partners
Panel 2:
GIlgamesh: Oh so you're the head of this mansion? *grin* A girl. And a short one at that? What a joke!
Panel3:
Remilia: And what about you, not only do you look dumb. You do not even know how to address a lady. *heh heh heh* You must be the type whose lover walks out on him.
Panel 4: ...
Panel 5:
Lancer: We both have a hard time with our partners don't we?
Sakuya: Thank you for your concern.

>>8618963
>Why does he want you to compete in the holy grail war on behalf of his family!?

Ask why. We should know why we're fighting for him and what we're going to get out of it if we win.

>>8618963

Again. Ask about the Daughter, and if she'll be competing or not.

Okay, OP. When is Kotomine going to make an appearance?

Tell our servant to collect the dragon balls, if he isn't willing, make it a order.

>>8618963
"So you regard me so much higher than your daughter that you will not be having her participate? Or are you becoming senile so you forgot to tell me all about it?"

>>8619033

;_;

>>8619050

I think we can see where this is going.

>>8619064

and our final solution.

>>8618958
>>8618862

At this inquiry he seems to shake his head sullenly.

"... you mean I'm really more of a better mage than her?" you ask.

"NO!" he responds immediately crushing your dreams, "Janya is by far the superior mage in every conceivable fashion!"

Well at least that single truth is holding steadfast.

"However. You must understand that my wife is dead, I have little time left and... she is my only heir. This Grail War is dangerous. More dangerous than you can possibly imagine! I do not wish to see my lineage end so abruptly."

You scratch your head. Great. Old man Tohsaka is sending you out there as a sacrificial lamb.

>>8619085

"Great! For a second there I thought you were stacking the deck in your daughters favour! So... what sort of cool stuff do we need to summon someone badass?"

>>8619082

Come to think of it, could shen-long just change Archers Class to Saber then? I mean I'm pretty sure he could work as Saber, Archer and Caster at the very least.

>>8619085
"Are we at least getting a decent catalyst to summon a servant?"

>>8619148
>>8619123

"Well," old man Tohsaka says "if you want someone 'badass' then may I suggest you first think of someone who is 'badass'? Perhaps we may summon Miyamoto Musashi? Or perhaps Achilles of the Iliad?"

You start to think... who is the most badass person you could imagine?

>>8619148
>>8619123
He said we could choose anything.

How about the original Wilhelm Tell?

I am going to laugh my ass of when we somehow end up summoning up a fictional character of some sort and end up getting our asses kicked.

>>8619193
we should try to summon VLAD THE IMPALER!
since he's badass and we have no idea he's already taken

Get me something to summon Ogier the Dane. With the Balm of Joseph of Aramathea he'd be tough to bring down and with his strength he'd surely be a powerful Rider or Saber.

>badass

HOW ABOUT BLACKBEARD

... Is Merlin still alive at this point in the timeline? He could make a pretty fucking awesome Caster.

>>8619244
Yessss a good candidate for Saber class AND its easy to find a catalyst.

This is his statue... Twell the only problem is that its under the castle where the danish royal family lives.

How about we get a Saber Class Jack the Ripper?

>>8619294
>I can get you nearly anything you want at a simple command.

Surely we can get a hold of a statue.

>>8619244
>>8619294
Ogier the Dane probably even has a revive function like Berserker in FSN. As his legend tells that he revive himself again when his country(master) is in trouble.

>>8619325
that sounds more like "autosummon to master's side" than "extra lives"

Well, since Vlad the Impaler is around, I say we get our own Demon Lord.

FIND US THE SWORD OF ODA NOBUNAGA!

Do we know for sure that someone was going to summon Beowulf last session? Why don't we try him?

Failing that we could ask him for a random artifact or ask for suggestions.

>>8619193

I dunno? St George the dragon slayer?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George

If we could nab his sword/lance Ascalon we'd have a good chance of getting him as Saber.

Charlemagne and Roland are good alternatives as well.

>>8619349
That... Is actually a interesting idea.

>>8619325
With the Balm of Joseph of Arimathea to heal just about any wound with just a few drops that'd be a little overkill.
>>8619244
>Aramathea
Whoopsie.

let's ask what he has in stock and go from there. Since it's a family that's always in the war, they'd logically have a stockpile of summoning crap

I vote that we summon True Assassin.

>>8619349

I've been playing Sengoku Rance lately, that could backfire.

>>8619347
Well I guess you gotta read the legend. When he died he vowed to rise up again (breaking out of one of his goddamn statue no less!) and save Denmark(his master) when it was in trouble.

If that doesn't sound like auto revival I don't know what does...

"I shall choose... Ogier the Dane!" you announce dramatically.

"I see... well..." Old man Tohsaka scratches his chin "that could work I suppose. If it were summoned as a saber he could prove to be a powerful servant. VERY WELL!" he stands up.

"I shall arrange stone from the Danish castle to be used as your summoning charm!" he announces.

"Wait you couldn't get me the statue?"

"I am wealthy beyond reason but not a miracle worker," old man Tohsaka scolds without raising his voice.

STEP 1: FIND OLD AS FUCK ASS'S JAW
STEP 2: GROW OUT HAIR
STEP 3: USE PRAYERS TO SUMMON
STEP 4: GET THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GOD DAMN BIBLE.
STEP 5: HAND HIM A SWORD.
STEP 6: SAIBAAAAAAH~

>>8619410
Pfft, what could go wrong?

Ogier
Vlad
Oda
Cid?

>>8619408
The shittiest of all servants? Really?

I mean the bitch got beat by Kotomine. Just imagine what BEAR MAGICIAN will do to him.

>>8619210

use rule-breaker, acquire bitches

>>8619433
Well... Damn...


Jesus would have made a pretty fucking awesome servant as well, wouldn't he?

>>8619420
Ilyasviel summoned Herakles with a stone from his temple, so this SHOULD work. Let's start getting ready.

>>8619460
I had a hilarious image for it but I cant find it.

Tough luck.

>>8619460
I'm talking about the motherfucker who was chained to temple pillars, but went FUCK THAT and tore them down.

>>8619460

I'm not entirely certain but I don't think the big J would be eligable under the No Gods rule of the grail.

I'm not entirely sure how the Holy Trinity thing works though.

>>8619488
Samson? Oh yeah he was badass.

>>8619458
HAREM END, HAREM END

>>8619500
I would think he could get in on the same loophole that got Herc in, as Herc became a God at the time of his death... However, I do see your point.

>>8619500
Would Moses or Abraham work? Not gods, but considering how many people have faith in them, they might be pretty powerful.

>>8619524

Moses and Abraham would be high tier, Moses would probably have a Noble Phantasm based on the Plagues or the Commandments.

>>8619524
Faith is not power.

How known the myth is factors in, but that's an infinitesmal value.

>>8619358
Ascalon
shape shifting weapon
dragon killer - either ignores defence or deals damage equal to targets mana

>>8619509
Judges 15:15-16:
"Finding a fresh jawbone of an ass, he took it, and struck down a thousand men. Then he said:
'With an ass's jawbone I have made an ass of you. with an ass's jawbone, I have killed a thousand men.'"

HOLY SHIT.

>>8619545
>faith is not power
>moses miracles
ha

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I wonder how the story would have turned out if somebody summoned something from the 40K universe.

Like deathleaper, or Doom of malantai

>>8619576
Reading comprehension surely is an artform lost.

To those who don't know hos Samson works: The longer his hair, the stronger he is. After about ten years of growing it out, he was so strong, he could easily defy all physics and was unbeatable.

Also, this is Fate Stay Night, why aren't our summoned heroes either women or pretty boys? (Aside from the rare exceptions where they are either crazy berserkers or outright monsters)

>>8619481

"Take this," he hands you the jeweled belt from before. You recognize the gems embedded within it. These gems have been built up with over 70 years of magical energy stored inside. You're just an apprentice mage so this belt seems like a huge boost to your current abilities.

"Wow thanks," you say.

You proceed to exit from the Old Man's room. Your eyes gaze over to your left when you notice someone... quite familiar standing next to you.

Janya Tohsaka stands at the other end of the hallway. She looks at you with a look of utter contempt... great. You think. She didn't like you much before. But something tells you that the daughter of your teacher is now more than aware of her father giving this mission to you.

>>8619599
They appear as, because the identities must be protected.

They will never look as what people think they look.

>>8619599
because we're going the monster route.

which means the enemy will, naturally, be hot and rapeable

>>8619594
D'awwww, you don't have to be so butthurt.

>>8619621
Run.

Run like fucking hell itself is on your heels.

>>8619621
fuck year, magic bling. Wait... magical belt.... OH SHI-

>>8619621
In before...

>>8619644
BECAUSE IT IS.

>>8619621
Tell her we found a hero she will never beat, so she better ally herself with us now before we have to kill her.

>>8619686

FUCK YEAH!

KAMEN RIDER VS BEAR MAGICIAN!


>>8619688
Oh dear god...

>>8619644
>>8619712
That's fucking lame.

Stand up to her LIKE THE MAN WE ARE!

>>8619718
She isn't participating in the Holy Grail War, instead you are going. This is why she is pissed.

>>8619644

NO YOU FOOL! She'll sense weakness and move in for the kill!

But seriously, should probably stay out of her way until the servant is summoned at the very least.

>>8619688
Or maybe...

>>8619621
"Before you maim me, I'd like to say this was entirely your father's decision and I had no knowledge of it whatsoever."

>>8619736

"Janya," you say as you stand up to her. The woman stomps over to you. Glaring at you with a glare only a Tohsaka could give and proceeds to grab your collar.

"If you think my father giving you the privilege of representing our family in the Holy Grail war somehow entitles you," she says threateningly "think again!"

>>8619686
i vote we grab a motorcycle

>>8619803
"You think I enjoy this? You think I WANT to go out and fight god only knows what and whom?"

>>8619803
Ask her for mana, ifyouknowwhatimean

THIS >>8619803 Is ALL your fault>>8619736

>>8619800
Go with this.

>>8619803
"Maybe if you're lucky you can help out at the sidelines."

>>8619833
second'd

>>8619833
>>8619800

You tell her it was her father's decision. She doesn't let up but she does let go of you.

"Get out of my sight," she says and you're more than happy to oblige.

Arriving back in your room. You proceed to think about where to go from here... you recall old man Tohsaka mentioning that he wanted you to move somewhere else so as to not draw servant fire over here...

But where do you go from here? Obviously the old man will pay for expenses. But where's a nice strategic point in the city?

>>8619833
AND IM PROUD OF IT TOO! GROW A PAIR!

>>8619803
"I agree, he's being overprotective of you. It would be better for your families chances if it had you... (said in a low voice, after making sure the father isn't listening) maybe you can improve your family odds without being noticed by your dad. It would be good for both of us I think."

>>8619932
I wish it was Fuyuki City still since we have a map of it.

http://www.myth-weavers.com/showthread.php?t=68516

>>8619932
what are our options?

>>8619932
>"Get out of my sight," she says and you're more than happy to oblige.
Are you using this as a excuse to fulfil some personal fantasies or is the character just THAT MUCH of a pussy ?

>>8619932
>you're more than happy to oblige
I NOT HAPPY

>>8619998
it's not he's a pussy, it's just she could kill him with her pinky

>>8619998
I'd be happy to see a woman that probably knows a spell that would make us die a horrible painful death and probably angry enough to use it on us leave me in one piece.

>>8620036
So he's a complete pussy.

>>8620036
No she can't. Her father wouldn't allow it for example. Neither would she ever THINK of doing something like that considering what her father would do to her.

Magicians can still work after they're broken you know.

>>8620072
kinky

>>8619803

Some kind of clock tower perhaps?

I feel so fucking sorry for this guy...

He is going to have to go through all this shit, and then even if he wins, he isn't going to get a wish as it will go to the old man.

>>8619998

(Hey man. Blame the guys who suggested it. I did have him stand up to her initially :/)

>>8619982
>>8619986

Skyline city is a large city that is against the coast of a great bay. The city is divided into three sections in terms of there being a large, bustling cityscape full of skyscrapers and office towers, an entertainment district where restaurants, theater and various other leisurely places are built up and finally there's the residential area where most houses are. The areas themselves have their own subsections and due to the city's influx of immigrants when it was first constructed it's not uncommon for there to be various ethical areas of the different sections.

The highest point in the city would be the mountains just to the north of here, but there aren't that many houses up there.

There's also a river that runs through the city, but it doesn't really divide anything.

>>8620089
She was violated in every thinkable and unthinkable way for 10 years (6 to 16 years old) just to train her as most effectively as a magician by the Matou family.

Also her adoptive brother was ordered to rape her by his "grandfather".

This was all known and allowed to happen because of Tokiomi Tohsaka, her father.

>>8620137
Your point ?

>>8620119
try scouting around the business area, maybe?

as a sidenote, we probably should have the russian go up in the mountains because lolwolves

>>8620119
We can get in another situation where we do stand up to her at a later time. When both you and seemingly at least half the people here would rather we do that.

Besides being "happy to oblige" could be because we just wanted to get everything sorted out.

Yes I'm trying to come up with an excuse to make us less of a pussy.

>>8620151
Is that she wouldn't dare try to go against her fathers wishes because of the consequences she would suffer. She might be angry but she would never do anything to cross him in such an unforgivable way.

>>8620199
What we were talking about is that Dark Sakura is kinky.

>>8620119
I vote for an isolated area.

>>8620229
No we were talking about why Jay would never go against us. Kentaro handed us a "get out of jail free" card for at least the rest of the war.

>>8620289
What in >>8620089 made you think that ?

>>8620303
See: >>8619594

>>8620303
Because that is what was being discussed.

>>8620168

Hmmm maybe scouting the-

>>8620095

THE CLOCKTOWER! PERFECT!

Not only is it one of the oldest parts of town, it's right in the center of it all!

Not only that but it was one furbished to hold the mayor's office. It should still be (relatively) habitable.

Now how does one simply stride in there to summon a heroic spirit?

>Now how does one simply stride in there to summon a heroic spirit?

LIKE A BAWS

>>8620327
Yeah, it goes well with this: "someone called d sakura kinky ? well obviously he wanted to discuss about our pussy hero with me"

>>8620339
You call saying "kinky" a discussion ?

>Now how does one simply stride in there to summon a heroic spirit?
LIKE A BOSS

>>8620344
Simply we grab the daughters broom and ride our way up there!

No seriously though you can probably rent it if its no longer being used (your post was a bit cryptic about that) ...or go in there in the night on a weekday when everyone is asleep.

>>8620359

We could ask if there's available habitation in the tower from Tohsaka Senior. Failing that, we could sneak in using our magic and take residence in the loft or attic or something.
I mean, were only going to be using it for a couple of week at most, and if it's mostly deserted nobodies likely to notice are they?

>>8620359
>>8620389

You smirk as you put your hands in your pockets and casually step out of your room. Your stuff has been packaged inside the bag on your shoulder and the belt is tied carefully around your waist.
______________________________

Even though the clocktower was closed off to the general public. It's not that difficult for a mage to break in there. You knew that asking old man Tohsaka to pull strings for you would implicate that he, and by extension you, had something to do there. So you decided the best way of entry was to just sneak in the good old fasion way.

Roll 1d20.

rolled 19 = 19

>>8620497

>>8620506

Woot! Woot?

Honestly I'm just pleased that I managed to get the dice roller macro off on my first try.

rolled 13 = 13

>>8620497
Oh boy I don't do this often lets see if I remember.

>>8620400

The music i'm listening to fits perfectly with this picture.

That is all.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8620497

>>8620506
Nevermind I guess

>>8620530
No it isn't.

You didn't say what you were listening to.

>>8620506

With the grace of an Arabian swan (there are swans in Arabia right?) you swing yourself over the fence without being seen and slowly slide your way into the clocktower. There's regular work to maintain the clock every week but if you keep you and your servant well-hidden enough that shouldn't be a problem.

Inside the clock tower is a spectacular view! The stone walls reach up a good 30 feet in the sky. The clockwork parts tick away in long, slow drolls. It might be considered infuriating to anyone else, but listening to Janya talk about herself for 4 years has given you the patience of a saint!

Anyway. Now is the time to prepare for your summoning... you did remember to grab the stone didn't you?

>>8620574
And the belt

>>8620574
> you did remember to grab the stone didn't you?
...yes. yes we did.

>>8620574
We haven't heard anything of us receiving the stone I was assuming we were going to prepare the circle before we got it to be honest.

>>8620574

>there are swans in Arabia right?

Maybe if one got REALLY lost...

>Anyway. Now is the time to prepare for your summoning... you did remember to grab the stone didn't you?

WE BLOODY WELL BETTER. We can't just steal something from the Museum if this is after Volgs visit to the place can we?

>>8620611

What is that from? FSZ or the wierd semi-canon fanwork set in america?

>>8620664
Its from DDD.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8620574
yes. yes we did.

we now set up the magic circle and all that other crap that's mostly unnecessary, but we don't know any better.

then summon at peak magic hour

>>8620664
It says DDD so I would assume it is from Nasu's new Novel series.

>>8620610
>>8620591

You take out the stone from your bag and relax. The brick is heavy. Supposedly imported directly from the danish castle.

It arrived to you a day after your preparations to break in here. Tonight is the start of the Holy Grail war... no going back now.

Though you did wish that big Russian guy had at least said "excuse me" when he came running out of the museum soaking wet. Seriously what was up with that?

Anyway. How do you begin your preparations?

>>8620675
More specifically:

Decoration Disorder Disconnection is a mystery novel written by Nasu Kinoko and published irregularly on Faust magazine.

Abnormal Antagonist Syndrome, commonly known as "Demonic possession" prevailed in Japan. Patients of the syndrome have malfunction in the secretion of the neurotransmitters and it gives rise to the acquisition of new parts in the body and supernatural power. The patients of "A-Syndrome" were unnaturally concentrated in Shikura city. Ishizue Arika lost his left arm in the A-syndrome related accident and hospitalized. After he left the hospital and went back to Shikura, he met a beautiful boy with no limbs living in a dark basement. The boy asked him to exorcise the "Demons" possessing A-Syndrome patients. Arika was involved in the bizarre cases and the fights with the "Demons".

>>8620711
Spoiler: His psychotic sister tore off his left arm.

>>8620738
Did she just tear his arm off, or did she eat it? I thought I read that she ate it?

>>8620738
Shhhhh!!!
>>8620694
We set up shop and create our magicians circle dummy!

>>8620694
>Anyway. How do you begin your preparations?

What >>8620757 said, set up the magic circle wait for the right time and then DO EEET.

>>8620694
Either chalk, pens or scratching will do fine for the circle. I assume we already have lights to see what we're doing. We are familiar with the history of the hero we try to summon and the requirements for the incantation

>>8620806
Unless we know a better way to do it. I mean, if scribing the circle in blood would be constructive I imagine that we could get some.

>>8620796
>>8620757

You draw your magic circle and prepare. Slowly the midnight hour draws near... good thing you're in a clocktower.

Slowly the time approaches. You mentally brace yourself for the vision that will appear before you. The minuet hand strikes. And the bells begin to ring out in glorious succession.

You begin your chant. An ancient pattern of archaic sayings, runes and mysticisms. You feel the magic begin to build... you start to worry. You grab for your belt and hope some of the magical power inside gives you strength. Whatever you were expecting certainly wasn't happened next.

*CRASH*

The face of the clock suddenly has a figure go flying right through it. Shards of glass hit the summoning circle and a large object goes crashing into the earth. You brace yourself as the smoke clears...

An armored figure stands before you now. Completely covered in head to toe. He wears a helmet that covers his face entirely, black armor covers his body in an intricate pattern.

You aren't quite sure what you're looking at right now... but you have the sneaking suspicion your attempt to summon the Dane has failed.

>>8620906
fuck.

ready magic, ask him to identify himself

>>8620906
We...

We summoned...

Kamen... Rider?

Unicode stare.

>>8620738
Correction, his ultra hot, big titted, 16 years old sister did it.

>>8620906
You know why this happened? Our mentor stabbed us in the back. He gave us some random stone to fuck us over while either he or his daughter actually competes on his family's behalf, because he thinks we're incompetent and will be defeated easily.

We'll show him how foolish that decision was after we figure out who the hell our Servant is.

>>8620906
ohgodwhatisthisidon'teven.jpg

>>8620863

>>8620906
full armor, lancer is taken... so it could still be a saber, or it could be... well, anything but assassin or caster, really.

please don't be berserker, for the love of GOD don't be.

>>8620948
Sadly that's probably the case.
Best figure out who the fuck we summoned and what are his/her strengths and weaknesses. Then we can prepare to get back at the Tohsakas for fucking us over.

>>8620971
I seem to recall Rin doing her summoning with liquefied magical jewels, even so.

>>8620906

>>8620906
I FUCKING CALLED IT!

>>8620982
that's more because the jewels are conductive for her brand o magic iirc

>>8620906

"I assume you are not Ogier the Dane?"

>>8620982
I wasnt actually done.

>>8620919
>>8620920
>>8620948
>>8620949

A million questions ring out through your head. But all you can ask right now is

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

"Ahhh," he responds as he walks toward you "then you are the master who summoned me here?"

"I'm more than that! I'm the guy who's pretty pissed off! Why the hell didn't I summon the Dane!?"

He looks at you curiously.

"The Dane? You mean Ogier? How interesting. Well sadly I am not him," he explains.

"Then who are you!?" you ask.

"... you may simply call me Rider," he explains.

>>8621023
"We need to know your name and your Noble Phantasm. That way we can understand how you are best used."

>>8619686 here
u mad /tg/?

so which rider did we get, anyway?

>>8621023
We should really be more polite. Even if we didn't summon the right guy, it's not his fault; it's ours and our traitorous master's. We need a good working relationship with our Servant.

Find our his strengths, weaknesses, etc. Not telling us his actual name is not a good start for this.

Oh fuck, now it turns out heroes have a Valhalla were they can get to meet each other...

Rider (???)
>Abillities/Equipement
Martial Arts - Two Fist Fighting: A
Rider's fists and legs are particularly powerful and work as noble phantasms.

Technomancy - Riding: A+
Rider can turn any mundane or magical item into a mount that he can ride.

Technomancy - Armored Body: B
Rider's augumented body is immune to any attack lower than a B rating.

>Stats
Strength: A
Endurance: B
Agility: B
Magical Energy: C
Luck: B
Noble Phantasm: ???

>Skills
Instantaneous movement: A+
Rider can always be directly where his master is without the use of a command charm.

Riding: B
While not able to ride things like mythical beasts or demons. Rider can pilot almost any machine or mundane beast. This is not counting his technomancy riding ability.

>>8620906

Oh god what? We didn't accidentially say the words to summon Berzerker did we? Because we are FUCKED if we did.
Check hand for command spell, we may need it shortly.

Ask who this figure is.

Also, I doubt it'd be Kamen Rider, for start he's fictional, but also he's DEFINATELY more recent than a century.

>>8621023
...

Dear God...

We Actually Summoned Up a fucking Kamen Rider as Rider...

I don't know weather to cheer or shit myself.

>>8621023
"Great.... so who are you then?"

>>8621053
>Technomancy - Riding: A+
>Rider can turn any mundane or magical item into a mount that he can ride.

I now want a picture of him riding a fork.

>>8621053
Chainsaw Rider?

I don't know how I should be feeling right now.

>>8621053
sure is generic rider. I mean, it's not like all have unique gadgets and weapons and finishers for the sake of toyselling.

oh wait. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Cyy0n4yGA

>>8621053
>Technomancy - Riding: A+
>Rider can turn any mundane or magical item into a mount that he can ride.

This is what will make us win /tg/. Remember this ability.

We better cover him up with something. Is he easily recognizable?

>>8621056

Shit. That means that he's a fictional servant like Assassin. Were probably going to suffer heavily in terms of power here.

FUCK. NOW I REMEMBER THAT SON GOKU RODE ON A CLOUD, AND THAT MAKES HIM ELIGABLE.

Unless, I don't know it's some kind of double bluff and this guy is actually a hero from history that LOOKS like Kamen Rider?

>>8621124
Possibly not fictional, possibly future hero.

Possibly us.

>>8621124

Fake assassin wasn't that bad you know

As the anon who suggested Ogier I'm kind of sad. But this is still interesting.

Damn. If we where going to botch this, we should have gone for V or someone else with unparalleled wits.

What do now? Send him to scout? We can have him whenever we need him, and the riding ability is so exploitable

>>8621048
>>8621059

"OK... no point in getting angry... fucking Tohsaka... TELL ME WHICH HEROIC SPIRIT ARE YOU!"

You hold up your command charm. Making sure to not spend it but also making sure that he's aware who's in command.

"... I am afraid that your summoning attempt may have proven to be more fatalistic on your half," he explains.

"Wait what? How so?" you ask.

"It is nothing. To put it simply, I fear that I'm unaware of my true name," he explains.

"How can you be unaware of your true name?" you demand.

"It's what I said. Your attempt at summoning Ogier summoned me instead. Because of this, I've lost some of my memories..."

This is insane. Not only did old man Tohsaka set you up. But with a servant who can't even remember which heroic spirit he's suppose to be!

>Unless, I don't know it's some kind of double bluff and this guy is actually a hero from history that LOOKS like Kamen Rider?
could be interesting.

>>8621124
no, we can still pull this off. all of japan knows about kamen rider. plus, technomancy has much dickery potential. i.e. we take say, the giant 1/1 scale gundam and have him on it's shoulder, then suddenly it's a FULLY FUNCTIONAL GIANT ROBOT WITH LASERS AND EVERYTHING

>>8621135
THAT would be an awesome twist.

Hopefully he is not here to kill us.

>>8621087

(Keep in mind I purposefully don't list Vlaud's or Rider's Noble Phantasms for just such an occasion. They're to be revealed over time and be as cool/flashy as possible)

>>8621169
God dammit. Does he know what his Nobel Phantasm is at least?

>>8621169
He may not remember his name, but lets ask him about what he does remember. Maybe we can piece together something from what he tells us.

>>8621169
Well that settles that. That was pretty close to what was said in the VN.

Why do you bother with suptg now when all of /tg/ is archived automatically on easymodo?

>>8621180

I'm not sure if it works that way. I just thought it was a rider-esque version of Lancelots Noble Phantasm, but instead of turning mundane items into weapons, he can turn anything into something that can be ridden, and he (being rider) can ride anything.

Or it'd be like a transformer, he touches it and it bayforms into a bike of some kind.

okay. let's get a bike and see how much control technomancy can REALLY give him.

motorcycle that transforms into missile spamming mech related

>>8621230

because, personally, I like Sup/tg/ better? Personal preferences and all that.

Besides the first threads up there already, and it's really no problem for me.

>>8621230
sup/tg/ is /tg/ only and easier to search through

>>8621204
>>8621201

"I am sorry," he explains "but my memories remain fragmented and fading. They will not be much use to you."

"Anything would be good at this point," you plead "ANYTHING!"

"We should move now," he says. Squeaking noises suddenly start to chirp from the roof. Probably just the bats acting up.

While we're talking to Rider to figure out what he knows, we should probably fix the clock tower hole Rider busted through. The last thing we need is repair people showing up to fix the clock tower and ruining our hideout.

>>8621169
"Okay Rider... we're going to Japan to find you something you can REALLY ride."

>>8621266
Let's listen to the nice Kamen RIder and get the fuck outa dodge before Janya kills our ass.

>>8621266
>bats
FUCK FUCK FUCK RUNNING TIME.

Just what exactly is the extent of our magical ability? Or are we just average joe apprentice?

>>8621276
Addenndum: After you get a normal outfit and we go see the church to tell them that we have summoned our servant. Then we get the hell out of town before Kentaro finds out what happened.

>"We should move now," he says. Squeaking noises suddenly start to chirp from the roof. Probably just the bats acting up.

My arse it is.

If the superhuman servant says it's time to move, that means IT'S TIME TO MOVE.
We prepare for combat, and list our escape routes.

>>8621283
>bats
it's the russian bro

>>8621291
The belt we have is more powerful than us.

>>8621296
my god this! it will be glorious!

>>8621323
OH FUCK! THE BELT!

It's probably a tracking device or something that is giving off our posistion off to all the other masters!

>>8621323
Its filled with 70 years worth of magic. Its not surprising that its more powerful than us.

>>8621323
no, we're just TOLD it is... actually, check the belt. I bet it's a toy belt blinged out to dupe us over with

>>8621291

Our belt containes several Tohsaka Magic Gems, with about 70 years of compressed magic energy in them. Useful for powerful one-shot attacks. Well, against a normal human anyway, against high level servants they do little but make pretty light shows.

Unless we use all of them at once or something, but even that will probably only annoy them.

>>8621296
Yes do this.
>>8621349
>against high level servants they do little but make pretty light shows.
Rin actually KILLED BERSERKER with her personal jewels. We are running around with what could be NUKES for all we know.

>>8621283
>>8621276
>>8621308

You watch as he moves out the front door and you carefully follow him. You both move outside to see that there's literally an entire swarm of bats flying outside the cathedral.

"What the hell?" you ask... you proceed to slap yourself. NO! This has to be the work of a servant! It has to!

Slowly it appears before you. A man dressed in a dark cloak thousands of bats flying around him. Standing on top of the clock tower. He looks down at you and rider with a pair of dark, piercing eyes that shine through like a demon.

And that big Russian guy is behind him?

(Note: You can control both Volg and Tobe now.)

>>8621349
So aside from the belt and gem, can we do anything on our own?

Anyway, should we call up Tohsaka and let him know he fucked us over? He's the one who signed us up for this war, might as well keep him updated. Unless that sounds like a bad idea. Up to you guys.

>>8621349
Rin used a handful of jewels containing nowehere near as much as 70 years, and she blew off Berserkers heaad off and killed him, and he was one of the most resistant Servants.
But yes this is only based on f/sn.

>>8621266
He he we have Kamen Rider for our Sevant and we're probably about to be jumped by VAMPIRE Vlad the Impaler.

I love how even FSNverse is not immune to the first Kaiju rule.

>>8621346

Paranoia sets in and you check the belt...

No. It's pretty magical. You've trained under the old man for 4 years. Even if he was looking to dupe you, you know a genuine article when you see it.

>>8621421
>the first Kaiju rule.
wut, explain.

Have Kamen Rider Use character as a mount and get the fuck outa dodge.

>>8621392
well, this is quite the conundrum...

Volg: order vlad to attack, approach the enemy ready to give him a SPINNING PILEDRIVER
Tobe: get out of the clock tower, find something for rider to hijack for your ride, RUN AND DON'T STOP RUNNING, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY

>>8621453
In kamen rider the first enemies fought 95% of the time are either a bat monster or a spider monster, and one usually closely follows the other

>>8621469

Alright. I'm gonna ask each individual poster to roll a 1d20 now.

First post with 1d20 is Vlaud's attack, 2nd is Volg's attack and 3rd is Tobe trying to find a ride to get out of bat country.

Get the nearest mechanical object (probably in our person) and RIDE WITH IT.

>>8621456
I'm sure Rider can find something better to ride around here, like a Boulder ala Spongebob.

>>8621392
USE MAGIC BELT TO HENSHIN!

advicerider.gif

DOUBLE RIDER KICK THE BEAR MAGICIAN!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8621494

rolled 9 = 9

We need to RIDE

Rollan

rolled 18 = 18

>>8621494

>>8621469
I actually wonder, was it ever declared why Vlad would listen to Volg?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8598494/#8601009
Pointed this out in the last thread.

And now I actually wonder why, he want the grail allright? But why does he listen to Volg? Gilgamesh might have had independent action, but he surely would have been defiant even so.

rolled 20 = 20

>>8621516
>>8621522
Hahaha comedic relief characters indeed

rolled 20 = 20

>>8621516
>>8621522
>>8621533
9, 5, 18
miss miss CAN'T STOP HERE IT'S BAT COUNTRY

rolled 7 = 7

>>8621494

>>8621547
YES!

RUN RIDER RUN!

>>8621427

Oh good. The daughter probably just pulled a switcheroo when daddy wasn't looking. We TOLD him we wanted the full statue!

In any case ask Rider if he can handle this guy.

Considering that Dracula was on of the guys on my Bumper List of Servants that you DON'T want to ever go up against, I'm guessing it might be time to book it.

Also, OP? How are we supposed to control two of them at the same time?

Possibly the greatest rolling in all of /tg/'s history.

>But why does he listen to Volg?

Would YOU argue with this man?

Besides, we both want the grail, if Dracula comes up with a better idea, Volg will probably go with it

"Alright Vla-" Volg is about to give away Lancer's name but one glare from him stops the mighty russian.

"... Lancer. Let's get him! Looks like he was just summoned!"

"Know this magus. You ultimately have command over my actions but do not think you can order the king of Wllachia like some dog!"

Volg gulps "... so uhh... still wanna take him?"

"Alright," Lancer shrugs as he jumps down and lashes out at Rider with a clawed hand. He misses and is caught by an outstretched glove.

"Lancer eh?" Rider comments as Volg jumps down at Tobe.

"ULTIMATE BEAR FLOP!" he shouts... and boy is it a flop. He hits the ground right in front of Tobe.

"... wow..." Tobe looks around... the motorcycle he rode here on is just beyond the gate!

>>8621568

(Just go Volg: then type what you want him to do. Then Tobe: what you want him to do. As long as they aren't horribly OCC I'll probably chose them)

I'm off to bed, I have an interview tommorow.

Remember, KEEP VOLG MANLY. WE WRESTLE BEARS!

>>8621611
GTFO!

RIDER STYLE!

Quick! While he's down! Blast him with our belt or something!

>>8621644
Tobe*

rolled 5 = 5

>>8621611
vlog: grapple boy down while lancer fights his servant
tobe: GET TO THE CHOPPER

>>8621638

"RIDER COME ON! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"

You shout to him and he seems to acknowledge. Rider jumps away from Lancer, proceeds to punch open the gate and immediately gets him and you onto the motorcycle.

"You sure you can ride this this?" you ask in a moment of stupidity. Rider looks over his shoulder at you and you slap your forehead "Right, right, Rider. Forgot".

And just like that you speed off. Volg, Vlaud. Do those two pursue or do they let them go free?

>>8621699
pursue with bats. vlad should go into mist form

>>8621699
WE ARE VOLG Z. EINZBERN. WE NEED NO WHEELS! WE SHALL CHASE THIS MAGE AND HIS SERVANT DOWN AS A BEAR CHASES AN ELK IN THE SPRING!

Wish we summoned Satansister as the Rider.

>>8621717

Alright. Roll d20.

1st person to roll d20 decides Vlaud's chase and second person determines if Rider loses him.

She would be AWESOME.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8621751

rolled 18 = 18

>>8621762
sauce?

>>8621763
>>8621787
FUCK YEAH RIDER!

Looks like the gods of the dice don't want Tobe to get Spinning Pile Driver'd.

>>8621787
http://www.mangavolume.com/serie-archive/mangas-satanister/

Are we in Autosage?

>>8621810

>>8621829
yes

>>8621787
>>8621763

A group of bats and a huge muscular man chase down Rider... and immediately get hit by a truck.

Lucky for Volg his IMMENSE MUSCLES protect him... for the most part. He's just knocked to the ground while a bunch of bat guts splatter against the wind shield.

Rider and Tobe watch this.

"... what a bone head..." Tobe says. Rider nods.

"So where to next?" Rider asks. You get the sneaking suspicion you've been set up... if that's the case. There's only one place to go to next...

"Rider. Take me to Tohsaka's mansion. I have some business with the old man."

Just like that, a pair of rockets sprout on the mundane cycle's back and the pair ROCKET OFF!

[To be continued next thread]

So yea I'll post the next thread tomorrow.

>>8621843
>Take me to Tohsaka's mansion
no
nononononononononono

this >>8621296

>>8621867

OK then addendum: They're heading off to the church to tell them that his servant is summoned.