Join dark eldar

fix the cloths that we cut off the earth caste and use the as a disguise

>>8638503
Find computer terminal. Discern where we are and where our Tomb Ship is.

Try to find the nearest computer terminal
We can grieve later

KILL
MAIM
BURN
hug

write apology note in blood on the wall

Fail.
At whatever we do, we will fail.
It is our destiny.
For we have become Failcron. Worst Necron Lord Ever.

>>8638563
Only if we use our own blood

>>8638576
Hey! We didn't fail to murder the Dusk of Uncountable Suns!

>>8638563
Guess what that tells the security team looking for us.

ATTACK

>>8638585

But we failed to save or redeem him.

>>8638535

Do this.

>>8638552
seconded

>>8638503
WE FUCKED OVER THE EARTH CASTE CHICK, DIPLOMACY IS FUCKED, AND IF WE TRY TO FIGHT WE'LL GET FUCKED

WE MUST ESCAPE AND REBUILD THE SWARM

Find computer terminal. Remove morality core. Gas everybody in the installation.

AFFIX EARTH CASTE GARB TO OURSELF

>>8638598
I like it.

make sure the apology is heartfelt. we are actually sorry, but we must be going.

You reach out with all your senses, perceiving the ebb and flow of information around you until finally settling on a particularly vibrant data shunt passing through the adjoining bulkhead. Spreading your fingers wide, you plunge your matter-disrupting talons through the ceramic plate and grasp tightly to the fiberoptic conduit concealed within.

Instantly, you're awash in code as you sort through the flood for context and significance. It takes point-oh-two-eight seconds to realize that the degree of encryption on this line won't bow to your casual interface.

Roll 1d100 to hack the network.

>tau quest starts

>I'll post some stuff!

>posting broken

how about all three

rolled 41 = 41

>>8638656

rolled 49 = 49

>>8638656
first roll

rolled 58 = 58

>>8638656

rolled 47 = 47

>>8638656
Brace for failure

>>8638667

damn

BEGONE CLAWFUL ROLLS!

Okay, that worked.

rolled 82 = 82

ROLL

rolled 82 = 82

>>8638680
Just barely

rolled 36 = 36

>>8638656
Maim the data
Kill the data
Burn the data

>>8638689

>>8638663

You break through the simplistic encryption without breaking a proverbial sweat, laying bare the complex's network to your influence. It seems like your captors have instituted a security lockdown intended to keep you out of their mainframe, compartmentalizing different systems into discrete logical volumes and physically isolating their associated hardware. There's no way you can take further action from here, but it does point you in the direction of the next network junction you need to infiltrate - unsurprisingly, housed in this deck's security center.

Roll 1d100

rolled 35 = 35

>>8638715

rolled 88 = 88

>>8638715

rolled 51 = 51

>>8638715

>>8638719
1 degree of success! HUZZAH!

BEGONE CLAWFUL ROLLS!!

>>8638719
nice save

rolled 64 = 64

Retcon the last episode because of you being a terrible dm.

>>8638715
leave APOLOGY MESSAGE in terminals, and on BLOODWORK WALLPAINTING

proceed to the next physically seperated node, to learn more. we want to learn the way out.

>>8638719
My first roll today, and it's not terrible, whoo!

o fortuna, ego deprecor subrideo

BEGONE, BAD ROLLS!

>>8638721

88? YOUR ROLLS ARE CURSED

>>8638738
Don't worry.
If it gets really bad, we'll just roll to disbelieve

>>8638738
fuch you

>>8638719

The system's intrusion detection is almost, but not quite as primitive as the encryption algorithms - which is to say, easily evaded by an entity of your power. There will be no worry of pursuit tracking you to this data conduit, notwithstanding coincidental patrols.

Armed with a destination, you feel a surge of confidence that may not be entirely deserved. At least you're on your way out, soon to put this horrible place far, far behind you.

>>8638765
Let's just get out of here
So many lives wasted

>>8638765
Are we on a ship?

if we see any tau try to disable them not murder them

>>8638797
>laying bare the complex's network
Think not.

>>8638765
fix the cloths that we cut off the earth caste and use the as a disguise to make it easier to escape

>>8638765
Fail rolls, here we come.

Really ought to leave an apology on as many screens as we can before leaving.

>>8638813
I like this
Leave a note

>>8638810
Seriously, stop. It's not going to work. We're better off just using our stealth skin.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Can we take the stealthiest path out?

>>8638818

Seconded/Thirded.

We may as well say we're sorry after we find out how to get out/where the tomb is.

>>8638822
Do we have that right now?

>>8638822

Seconding.

Seriously, I don't think that disguises would work in a high tech complex, that houses a necron accessed by tau SCIENCE!

>>8638831
"Sorry I attacked the unarmed, unarmored technicians without provocation.

Hugs and kisses,
Xeno"

Yeah, this'll go swimmingly.

>>8638818

L-l-l-look at you .... tau-a-au....... W-w-wwe aaaaaarrrrrreeeeeee real-l-ly sorry sorry SOrrY soRrrrrrrrrrRYyyy.

>>8638835
Well Shas has said in the chat that we do, we just haven't used it yet. So unless I've misunderstood him, yes. We do.

>>8638812
Shoot at everything and everytime

>>8638854
We can do that /after/ we've taken over the local public address system. And, ideally, life support.

>>8638818
READ TOM
HUG NOTE

Flood the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin.

>>8638900
Of course

>>8638857
But given that the synthskin is less durable than the rest of our body they might have removed it for study

We are losing what is left of our tau-ness. we must reclaim some of it.

Find the nearest tau and wear its skin. That'll put us on the right path. Outsides are a good place to start.

>>8638953
KILL
FLAY
BURN

>>8638953
It just goes to show, we're not really Tau and we're not really Necron.

Fio Korst'la all the way baby!

>>8638953
Yeeeeeeeah... shut up.

Do not wear skin that's silly

>>8638972

>>8638953
Stop talking now.

>>8638985
other necrons do it all the time.

>>8638953
im all for flaying if we are a lunar exalt but we aren't so no

I have to go to bed, but if you could be so kind, a -1 vote to all KILL MAIM BURN actions.

I wonder if Shas has been driven away by the high levels of DERP and general 4chan systems failure.

>>8639040
No, he's just talking to us in the chat.

>>8639047
>>8639047

suptg's chat?

>>8639047
WAS

>>8639062
http://mibbit.com/chat/?channel=%23Xeno&server=irc.mibbit.com

Just put in a nickname when it asks for one and click the "go" button. Though Shas left it awhile ago.

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23Xeno&server=irc.mibbit.com

http://mibbit.com/chat/?channel=%23Xeno&server=irc.mibbit.net

The quest is going on a short hiatus.

>>8638992
Woah, who's the tits?

>>8639089
See the pic here >>8638993

>>8639076
>>8639077
>>8639079
IRC mind

rolled 58 = 58

rolling for simulation

>>8639079
>>8639077
>>8639076

Thank you very much.

>>8639089

Just a character the drawfag added because everybody demanded lesbians.

Anima

>>8639134

Failcron's fail is so strong as to break the board.

>>8639134

Original design attached. The current design is just a kitbashed Olga from Viking Quest.

>>8639083
Clarify? Details?

>>8639287
CANCELLED FOREVER.

>>8639197
I love your hat. :D

>>8639300
Everbody loves that hat, that's the reason why we don't have it anymore ;_;

>>8639322
WHAT

>>8639333
>>8639345

Everybody can see our bald spot now :3

>>8639345

I haven't even read the thread yet but Shas, whatever our current action is WE NEED TO BE BUILDING SOME MORE PYLONS DAMNIT.

So...no one's curious about what happened to Drone?

>>8639425

mebbe find out where drone is when we hack a conduit with more system privileges

>>8639482
>You discover your loyal drone, now a tombspyder. Roll 1d100

rolled 100=100

Your drone has been experimented upon and is now Creed/Tzeench/Abaddon/Horus/etc.

>>8639425
What are you talking about? He's on our head helping us be adorable, just like always.

We need to find some way of getting more necrodermis. Could we make it from the right components? Or do we need to scavenge from a previously existing source?

RETCRON

>>8639518

Seeing as how he got upgraded to TOMB SPYDER, I don't think he'll fit inside your head anymore.

Actually, he never did in the first place.

>>8639523
Eat the rich? The are probably swimming in necrodermis.

You are drone. You are incredibly cute and currently nibbling on a wall. Suddenly, you are overcome by the desire to do something cuter.

What do?

rolled 563 = 563

>>8639631

We become a girl. Our objectives are to be moe and to end every sentence with ~uguu.

>>8639554
>>8639517
FYI, Shas has stated in the chat that the Tomb Spider that helped us wasn't Drone; rather all the other Scarabs we'd birthed combined to form it, thus letting Drone remain ad'awwwwable.

>>8639701
holydicks when did this happen
shit ive missed out on alot

>>8640130
Monday in the Chat.

Is the next update to this coming Thursday evening?

Wait, we're done already?

>>8640425

Anontalk fucked our ability to post, again.

>>8640435
We let them back on the internet already?

>>8640390
No. It's on hiatus.

>>8640564
Was a reason given?

>>8640932
Yes. He asked if people wanted to continue as it was now, since several people seemed to be unhappy about how things had been going and he himself hadn't planned on coming back this early. So he decided to put it on hold.

>>8640975
Thanks. I can understand his decision, the story posts are great and his characters are well done and interesting, for the most part, but the way he runs the quest itself is sub-par, in my opinion.

Anyway, it's more or less necessary to join the chat to get any idea what's going on in the future, isn't it?

>>8641025
How does shas do things differently? Dosn't seem so different than any other quest to me,

>>8641060

I simply don't like his way of determining success.
Win<50<fail<100 is just something that is not enjoyable to me.

[spoliersdon'tworkon/tg/]I'm a little too.[/spoliersdon'tworkon/tg/]

>>8641104

Undead Monstrosity, of Vampire Bride Quest fame, has, for example, been much better at incorporating multiple, often contradicting, suggestions into his story posts.
With Shas it's often a matter of "first-come, first-served" if we have to decide on an action (roll 1d100, declare an action).

>>8641104
That was only for that one roll. For others there are different difficulty rates. For saving Tau Girl, we needed 50 or below, with each increment of 10 below making her more and more whole. For other, simpler things we might only need a 70. He doesn't do a flat 50/50 all the time.

>>8641025
Seems to be the case. Though it's worth joining just for the conversations.

>>8641141
It dosn't really help that even when he says first three we get a flood of retards. Sometimes I think there are people who deliberately try and sabotage the quest. Like those noko rollers we had in some of the last threads.

>>8641362
Most of Vampire Bride Quest was an unbearable heap of MAIM BURN KILL too, but a brief visit to tgchan has made this a lot more tolerable.
If I had found a reasonable solution, I would be running my own quest by now.

>>8641362

I don't think that neko rolling does anything.

Seriously.

>>8641407
It trolls people who don't realize that it was a noko roll. Like in the last thread with the noko 11 when the real roll was in the 60s.

>>8641494

I stopped participating after that shit. Seems like that troll was partially successful.

>>8641399
And of course, the second something goes wrong, we have to abort and kill everyone who sees us. Fucking pussies who couldn't take a fucking risk. And we payed for it with BAD END.

>>8641553

Don't act as if we weren't headed there from the very beginning.

>>8641577
Oh, fuck you and all your ilk. UM didn't RR us until the end at the shop where we killed the owner and took his GF as another hostage. Only idiots blame him. He said from the beginning that being good would be harder than evil, because if it was easy then everyone would do it. It's because people weren't willing to go to the lengths necessary to do it that did us in.

>>8641679
Keep telling that to yourself if it helps you.

>>8641760
Scientist, is that you?

>>8641760
>>8641815
Nope, but this is.

>>8641760

Obvious faggot is obvious

So is this hiatus long term or will the story be continued tonight?

>>8647650
It shut down because everyone was unable to post last night. Provided it doesn't happen again today, I see no reason why it shouldn't continue today.

>>8647739
It has been happening for almost a week now. I don't think tonight will be different, sadly.