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  • File : 1269393310.png-(56 KB, 1680x1050, Thou art a viking 149.png)
    56 KB THERE'S ADVENTURE TO BE HAD! Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:15 No.8749783  
    YOU'RE A BERSERKER, RAGING IT UP FOR THE ALL FATHER ODIN! THOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! THERE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A CRAPPY VILLAGE IN YOUR WAY! CAPITAL LETTERS ARE ALWAYS NECESSARY! GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR ALREADY YOU STAIN ON THE WORLD!

    WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:17 No.8749814
    BURST INTO THE VILLAGE LEADER'S HOME, SCREAMING "PLEBIAN-CONTROLLING POWER STRUCTURES ARE BOUND TO REVOLT EVENTUALLY! YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY RECONSIDER YOUR GOVERNING POLICIES!"

    DID I MENTION I TOOK 18 INT?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:17 No.8749818
    OW, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THOSE TANKARDS AREN'T GOING TO DRINK THEMSELVES!
    >> Pelor's Last Champion, Ted 03/23/10(Tue)21:17 No.8749822
    >>8749783
    OW
    GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS AND GET TO ENGLAND.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:17 No.8749832
    >RAGING IT UP FOR THE ALL FATHER ODIN!

    I promptly aquire beer, food and wenches, get stoneface drunk while gouring myself on roast boar and nailing at least three women at once.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 03/23/10(Tue)21:18 No.8749835
    why are you yelling?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:18 No.8749836
    >>8749783
    OW: WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF RAPING OLGA.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:18 No.8749842
    >>8749832

    WHAT DID YOU SAY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:19 No.8749855
    >>8749783

    OW

    SHOW OLGA YOUR HONOR AND LET HER TAKE REVENGE SO THINGS AREN'T AWKWARD ANYMORE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:19 No.8749865
    >>8749814
    THIS, ONLY YELL IT REALLY LOUD!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:20 No.8749876
    >>8749814
    >>8749865
    DO THIS
    >> Psyker Ted 03/23/10(Tue)21:20 No.8749878
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    >>8749835
    Hugs for Mandingo!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:27 No.8749981
    >>8749783
    OW BURN THE VILLAGE

    THEN PILLAGE THE VILLAGE
    >> Ceiling Tau 03/23/10(Tue)21:27 No.8749982
    OW

    INVESTIGATE THE VILLAGERS POLITELY!

    JUST KIDDING BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:28 No.8749990
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    YOU KICK OPEN THE VILLAGE LEADERS DOOR AND LET THAT ASSHOLE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HIS SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT, BUT IN NO WHERE NEAR AS GAY OR LARGE WORDS! YOU'RE A BERSERKER VIKING, NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!

    THE PIECE OF CRAP LOOKS STARTLED AND CONFUSED AMONGST OTHER THINGS!
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 03/23/10(Tue)21:28 No.8749996
    >>8749783
    OW, WHEN DID WE GET A FUCKING BEAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:28 No.8750004
    >>8749977
    >NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!

    I SCREAM TO THE META-HEAVENS, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:29 No.8750009
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    >>8749996
    WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE HAVE A BEAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:29 No.8750012
    >>8749990
    RAILROADING IS NOT COOL
    NOT COOL, MAN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:29 No.8750013
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    >>8749855
    OW DO THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:29 No.8750020
    >>8749996

    In like the third thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:30 No.8750024
    >>8750004
    WHY DID MY POST REFERENCE THE WRONG POST?

    NONETHELESS, GM RAILROAD IS RAILROAAAAAAAAAAD
    >> CheckAndRook !!t7lXXKfYlEt 03/23/10(Tue)21:30 No.8750036
    >>8749990
    ENGAGE HIM IN A GAME OF CHESS. FOR HIS LIFE!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:31 No.8750041
    >>8749990
    >>NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!
    WAIT, WHAT? FUCK YOU!

    GO BACK OUT THE DOOR, SHUT IT, THEN DYNAMIC ENTRY AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT

    HOW CAN WE NOT LIBERATE THE PEOPLE IF WE'RE NOT DOING IT GODDAMN RIGHT?
    >> Psyker Ted 03/23/10(Tue)21:31 No.8750045
    >>8749990
    OW SLAM THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AND HEAD OUT FOR THE SEAS AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:33 No.8750080
    OW DO THE DRYAD SO IT'S JUST AS AKWARD AS WITH OLGA
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:33 No.8750082
    Ho wow, this is still going.
    Anyone like to inform me what has happened since?
    Last I remember picking up a dryad and something about a boat, and now why is there a bear?
    >> Questing Knigh/tg/uy !!3OliFLeQMTB 03/23/10(Tue)21:33 No.8750084
    >>8750009
    I DIDN'T QUESTION WHY WE HAVE A BEAR. I SIMPLY DO NOT REMEMBER ACQUIRING A BEAR.
    >>8750020
    THANK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:33 No.8750085
    >>8749990
    The hell? That command wasn't preceded by "OW". Has that rule been redacted?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:33 No.8750090
    OW, RAPE THE BEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:35 No.8750112
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    >>8749996
    SINCE ALMOST FUCKING FOREVER! FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!
    >>8750004
    >>8750012
    >>8750024
    LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME COMPLAINING WOMEN!
    >>8750036
    WHAT PART OF BEING A BERSERKER VIKING DON'T YOU FUCKING GET?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:36 No.8750135
    >>8750112
    OW:

    BURN!

    RAPE!

    PILLAGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:36 No.8750137
    >>8750085
    OP HERE! REINSTATING THE OW COMMAND RULE FROM HERE ON OUT!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:36 No.8750140
    rolled 8 = 8

    I HAVE NOT READ PREVIOUS THREADS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WHAT. SOMEONE GIVE RECAP!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:36 No.8750160
    >>8750112
    >>LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME COMPLAINING WOMEN!

    OW FIND THE COMPLAINING WOMEN AND BATTER THEM
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:37 No.8750174
    >>8750013
    OW THIS

    AWKWARD IS BAD OW
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:39 No.8750210
    OW, GO TOTALLY FUCKING BERSERK! EAT THE VILLAGE! NOT THE VILLAGERS, THE FUCKING VILLAGE! HOUSES ARE DELICIOUS!
    >> CheckAndRook !!t7lXXKfYlEt 03/23/10(Tue)21:40 No.8750220
    >>8750112
    OW? THAT KINDA HURT?

    BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH HEAVY BOOKS! SHOW YOUR RAGING INTELLECT THROUGH BRUTE STRENGTH!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:42 No.8750248
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    >>8750135
    LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR OLD BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS ALWAYS FUCKING GOOD! YOU MANAGE TO SET TWO HOUSES ON FIRE BEFORE THE MILITIA SCRAMBLES TOGETHER! YOU GOING TO TAKE THEIR SHIT?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:42 No.8750259
    >>8750248
    BEND OVER

    PRESENT ASS TO MILITIA
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:43 No.8750265
    >>8750248
    YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE NOT TAKING THEIR GUFF
    FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:43 No.8750268
    BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT ALL DOWN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:43 No.8750270
    >>8750248
    OW KILL THEM OW
    >> Dark Hero Nikki !SmghFloNNE 03/23/10(Tue)21:43 No.8750280
    >>8750248
    OW
    IGNORE GUARD
    SET MORE FIRE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:44 No.8750289
    OW

    SET GUARDS ON FIRE
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 03/23/10(Tue)21:45 No.8750299
    >>8750248
    Oh snap! You should totally make peace with them and apologize like a gentleman.
    >> Dark Hero Nikki !SmghFloNNE 03/23/10(Tue)21:45 No.8750308
    >>8750299
    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:46 No.8750311
    >>8750248
    OW DESTROY THEM ALL
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:46 No.8750318
    >>8750248
    OW: FIGHT THEM OFF WHILE YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP. OR WHATEVER YOUR MAIN MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IS THESE DAYS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:46 No.8750327
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>8750248
    OW. TAP INTO YOUR INTO YOUR VOID OF UNLIMITED RAGE AND ANNIHILATE THEM!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:47 No.8750333
    >>8750299
    (PERSONALLY, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT IT'S QUITE OUT OF CHARACTER.)

    OW, BURN MAIN KILL!
    >> Ceiling Tau 03/23/10(Tue)21:47 No.8750348
    OW

    COMBO ATTACK WITH BEAR FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE AND MASSIVE AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:48 No.8750353
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    >>8750270
    ROLL HIGH ON A FUCKING D100 YOU RAGING CUNT!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:48 No.8750359
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>8750353
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:49 No.8750379
    OW
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:50 No.8750381
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>8750353
    OW BURN THE GUARDS

    FIGHTING IS A WASTE OF TIME
    >> Ceiling Tau 03/23/10(Tue)21:51 No.8750399
    AAAHHHH
    >> Ceiling Tau 03/23/10(Tue)21:52 No.8750414
    >>8750353

    ROLLIN FOR COMBO ATTACK GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:52 No.8750415
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>8750353
    OW, RAAAAAGE AND CHOP A GUARD'S ARM OFF AND USE THAT ARM TO BEAT THE REST TO FUCKING DEATH
    >> Ceiling Tau 03/23/10(Tue)21:52 No.8750424
    >>8750414

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:54 No.8750460
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    >>8750359
    CONGRATULATIONS ON DISAPPOINTING YOUR FATHER BY BEING BORN! YOU ONLY MANAGE TO GET TIED UP IN BATTLE WITH THE TOWN MILITIA!

    DECLARE ANOTHER ACTION AND ROLL TO STOP SUCKING SO MUCH!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:54 No.8750461
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>8750399
    I GOT WS OF 80 IS IT GOOD ENOUGH?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:55 No.8750470
    rolled 5 + 4 = 9

    >>8750461
    FUCK YEAH. ROLLING DAMAGE
    >> Dark Hero Nikki !SmghFloNNE 03/23/10(Tue)21:55 No.8750477
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8750460
    DICK PUNCH
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:55 No.8750479
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>8750460
    OW, CHOP RIGHT THE FUCK THROUGH THAT GUARD'S SHIELD AND GNAW YOUR WAY THROUGH HIS TORSO
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:56 No.8750481
    >>8750461
    Ah, sweet memories of Tau Quest...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:56 No.8750483
    >>8750470
    SWEET. I'VE GOT A PEN OF 2 FOR MY BADASS BERSERKER WARAXE OF BERSERKING WARAXE-ING. DO I KILL THE VILLAGE?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:56 No.8750490
    >>8750461
    >>8750470
    WHAT PART OF "OW COMMAND" AND ROLL HIGH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU MENTALLY DEFICIENT PIECE OF SHIT?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:56 No.8750494
    >>8750461
    Well, we're screwed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:57 No.8750505
    >>8750470
    >rolled 2 = 2
    >FUCK YEAH

    >ROLL HIGH ON A FUCKING D100
    >ROLL HIGH
    >HIGH
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:57 No.8750511
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>8750490
    FUCK YOU. I ROLL TO HIT YOU!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:57 No.8750514
    >>8750490
    HEY DIPSHIT, YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE THE OW COMMAND WHEN YOU ROLL.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:58 No.8750527
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>8750505
    WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FAGGY GAY BALLS SYSTEM ARE YOU PLAYING WITH? ROLL TO HIT YOU TOO!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)21:59 No.8750540
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>8750460
    OW BLUDGEON THAT GUY TO DEATH WITH YOUR MANHOOD
    >> Dark Hero Nikki !SmghFloNNE 03/23/10(Tue)21:59 No.8750549
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>8750514
    >>8750511
    >>8750505
    >>8750494
    >>8750490
    >>8750483
    >>8750481
    >>8750479
    >>8750477
    >>8750470
    >>8750461

    OW WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ON A DRESS AND CALL YOUR SELF A LITTLE GIRL NOW DAMN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:04 No.8750602
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    >>8750479
    THAT'S MORE LIKE IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! ONE HORRIBLE GORING LATER, YOU NOTICE SOME OF THE MILITIA HAS STARTED TO RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

    QUICK! FUCKING DO SOMETHING ELSE!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:09 No.8750694
    >>8750602
    OW, THROW YOUR FUCKING BEAR AFTER THE FLEEING PANSY-ASS GUARDS, THAT'LL SHOW THEM TO SHOW THEIR BACKS TO A FUCKING BERSERKER OF ODIN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:09 No.8750698
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8750602
    OW DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:09 No.8750707
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>8750602
    OW CHASE THEM DOWN AND RAPE THEM SO THAT IT WILL BE EVEN MORE AWKWARD.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:10 No.8750724
    >>8750602
    OW LOOT AND PILL;AGE.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:14 No.8750802
    >>8750602
    LOOT AND PILLAGE, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VIKING
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:17 No.8750842
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    >>8750694
    YOU GET THE RESULTS WE ALL FUCKING SAW COMING! DON'T YOU FEEL FUCKING SPECIAL?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:18 No.8750861
    >>8750842
    OW FIND LOOT.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:19 No.8750885
    >>8750724
    >>8750802
    LOOT AND PILLAGE MIND
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:21 No.8750908
    OW, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ASSHOLE?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:26 No.8750981
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    >>8750861
    YOU BEGIN SEARCHING FOR LOOT! HEADING BACK TOWARDS THE VILLAGE TO-

    "Olaf, we need to talk."

    THE FUCK?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:29 No.8751036
    >>8750981
    OW, ASK HER WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS. WE'VE GOT PILLAGING TO DO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HER ETHEREAL SHENANIGANS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:31 No.8751062
    >>8750981
    OW DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND LISTEN, DEMAND BATTLE AND SHE CAN TRY TO SAY SHIT BEFORE YOU KICK HER ASS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:31 No.8751065
    >>8750981
    FUCK, IT'S A VALKYRIE. OW: ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS, WE'RE NOT DEAD. BITCH IS PROBABLY LOOKING FOR THOSE GUARDS WE KILLED.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:32 No.8751094
    >>8750981
    DISREGARD WHATEVER IT IS; IT'S NOT SHOUTING ENOUGH TO HEAR OVER ALL THE GLORIOUS BESERKING.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:39 No.8751217
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    >>8751036
    "Ignoring the fact that you're kind of a massive asshole Olaf, the all father has work for you to do. Being a god and everything, he could fix the problem himself if he wanted to, but he likes watching you run around. The bear can tell you more if you decide to accept."

    WORDS WORDS WORDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS VALKYRIE LIKE TO TALK SO FUCKING MUCH?!

    "By the way, don't step into the portal that should be showing up in about five minutes in town unless you accept the work. Gotta fly, there's a battle happening a few countries over."

    FUCKING FINALLY!

    "See you around asshole."
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/23/10(Tue)22:39 No.8751218
    >>8750981
    OW, PILLAGE THEN BURN THEN RAPE! IN THAT ORDER! GET TO IT VIKING!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:41 No.8751253
    >>8751217
    OW, GRAB BEAR BY COLLAR(OR FUR IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING COLLAR), DEMAND A FUCKING EXPLANATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:41 No.8751254
    >>8751217
    OW HEAD TO TOWN WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS IN THE NAME OF ODIN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:45 No.8751326
    >>8751217
    GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND GET BEAR TO EXPLAIN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:52 No.8751454
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    >>8751253
    >>8751254
    >>8751326
    YOU GO BACK AND LOOT ANYTHING THAT SEEMS IMPORTANT AT THE TIME! THIS IS A LOT OF SHIT, SO YOU DON'T REALLY BOTHER KEEPING TRACK OF IT ALL! STOWING ALL THAT USELESS SHIT ON YOUR BOAT BUILT FROM A MURDERED ELDER FOREST TREE, YOU GET DOWN TO THE BUSINESS OF LEARNING ABOUT YOUR SHITTY JOB FROM THE BEARACLE.

    "DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT IT OLAF! ODIN IS JUST SENDING YOU TO A DIFFERENT TIME AND PLACE AND FORCING YOU INTO A CULTURE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND! THIS SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!"
    >> Psyker Ted 03/23/10(Tue)22:53 No.8751487
    >>8751454
    OW. JUMP IN THE PORTAL.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:53 No.8751497
    >>8751454
    OW, FUCK THAT SHIT!

    OW, FUCKING PUSH THE BEARACLE IN THERE FIRST! FUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:54 No.8751502
    >>8751454
    FUCK YES GOING TO CHINA, THEM BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT OUR RAIDING SKILLS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:54 No.8751515
    >>8751454
    OW make sure to take our bear, our bitches, and our boat full o'loot through the portal with us
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:55 No.8751523
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>8751454
    Throw the wench into the portal first, just to make sure it's safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)22:59 No.8751609
    >>8751497
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:00 No.8751615
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    >>8751487
    YOU HOP I- OH SHIT! YOU CAN TASTE SOUND! YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN TASTE AND TASTE WHAT YOU SEE! HOLY SHIT FUCKING ROLL NOT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT! ROLL 2D100, BUT ROLL LOW THIS TIME! OH FUCK THE COLORS!
    >> Psyker Ted 03/23/10(Tue)23:01 No.8751635
    rolled 49, 89 = 138

    >>8751615
    OW YOU ARE THE WORST VIKING EVER
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:01 No.8751647
    rolled 32, 98 = 130

    >>8751615
    Rollin' for WARP OVERTAKIN'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:01 No.8751655
    rolled 53, 79 = 132

    >>8751615
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKER YOU DID NOT GET THIS FAR TO BREAK DOWN LIKE A FUCKING SISSY OVER SOME FROO-FROO FUCKING COLOURS AND SHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:02 No.8751658
    >>8751635
    IF OW IS FLIPPING OUT NOW HE'LL JUST HAVE TO
    BESERK
    HARDER
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/23/10(Tue)23:02 No.8751666
    rolled 45, 42 = 87

    >>8751615
    OW CHEER THE FUCK UP YOUR ON A YELLOW SUBMARINE MAGGOT!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:02 No.8751667
    >>8751635
    >>8751647
    Let me guess---we can now see what we see, but still taste what we see.

    Ranged taste! SUPERPOWERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:02 No.8751672
    >>8751635
    >>8751647
    >>8751655
    >130-138 on 3 2d100s
    THAT SHIT IS STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:03 No.8751698
    >>8751672
    /tg/'s pseudo-random number generator HAET QUESTS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:04 No.8751704
    >>8751658
    YES! RAGE HARDER!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:06 No.8751752
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    >>8751698
    shit, you're telling me
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:07 No.8751754
    rolled 5 = 5

    Latefag here. Have we made a Bear Lore check in this quest yet? Are we sure it's not just a large, hirsute woman?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:08 No.8751772
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    >>8751635
    FUCKING SHIT! FUCKING SHIT! YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT BUT YOU'RE FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN TASTE WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT! IT TASTES LIKE RAPE!

    ROLL 1D100! ROLL LOW THIS TIME!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:08 No.8751787
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>8751772
    ROLLING FOR REGURGITATED RAPE
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:09 No.8751794
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>8751772
    OH SHIT THAT REALLY WASNT VERY NICE WAS IT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:09 No.8751798
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8751772
    OW FUCKIN RAAAAAGE
    >> Psyker Ted 03/23/10(Tue)23:09 No.8751799
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8751772
    JUST GIVE UP. I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN SACK POLAND.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:09 No.8751801
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>8751772
    OW PUKE ON THAT FUCKING BEAR IF YOU HAVE TO PUKE, FUCKER DESERVES IT
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/23/10(Tue)23:10 No.8751821
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>8751772
    GET YOUR ACT IN GEAR VIKING!

    WHAT WOULD ODIN DO? SIMMER WITH RAGE?
    NAH HE WOULD LET IT THE FUCK OUT!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:10 No.8751822
    >>8751787
    As they say in the Motherland, "GET IN THERE". And pre-empted all you high-rolling faggots too.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:14 No.8751885
    >>8751801
    >>8751799
    >>8751798
    >>8751794
    >>8751787
    THE ROLLS JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER!!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:18 No.8751928
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    >>8751787
    I dare say, you do feel quite odd as of late. Now. What were you up to again? Ah yes, you were about to merrily stroll to the abode of your most beloved. Now pray tell, what was the beauty's name again. For that matter my good sir, what is your name? Truly a most interesting and yet troubling predicament to be in. Truly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:19 No.8751948
    >>8751928
    Loves name: Olga

    Our name: Olaf Whistlewood
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:20 No.8751959
    >>8751928
    Most puzzling, dear chap. Mayhap you have some form of identification slip in the pocket of your garments?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:20 No.8751964
    >>8751928
    >Thou might be a viking 1.png
    >might be a viking
    >might
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:21 No.8751984
    >>8751928
    We are Thelonius Girth's illegitimate son, Theodore. Our beloved is actually a hirsute woman who is oft mistaken for a bear.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:22 No.8751989
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    >>8751928
    FFFFFF- I've been trolled
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/23/10(Tue)23:27 No.8752075
    >>8751984
    I do believe that this dapper gentleman is correct, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:30 No.8752126
    preposterious, Why would we forget our own name, clearly we are Sir Henry Nottingworth, and our love is as beautiful as the sea, and the shape of a tree.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:31 No.8752132
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    >>8751948
    Ah! Indeed! How could you forget the name of such an angel? You have been persistent with her and respectful with your intentions to court her. Hmm. Something seems ever so out of the ordinary though. Must be the nervousness. laughable considering your station in life, but only natural.

    As of now you have arrived at her manors front gates. They are unlocked because of a certain expected visitor. You can feel your anticipation fluttering about.

    Dare I ask what your next step should be?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:32 No.8752148
    >>8752132
    If you are the expected visitor, then enter. Seek out your love.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:32 No.8752158
    >>8752132
    Why, follow all courtesies and announce yourself in a manner fit for a man of your standing! No need to be a brute, eh?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:34 No.8752200
    >>8752132
    Open the gate, calling out a mellifluous 'halloo' to announce our arrival.
    THEN RIP AND TEAR AND LOOT AND PILLA-- ahem, the luncheon seems to disagree with us. Then make haste to the dining chambers of our beloved and RAPE RAPE RA-- I say! Then kiss our beloved's hand in a display of high emotion!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:35 No.8752212
    >>8752132
    Go forth proudly, knowing your mutton chops are the envy of all men.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:35 No.8752218
    >>8752132
    Be the Charming and exceedingly civil gentleman that we are, and announce our entry.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:41 No.8752314
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    >>8752158
    >>8752200
    >>8752212
    >>8752218
    You enter the front gardens and stroll up towards the door. Oh dear, it looks like Olga has another one of the... "the help" hired to tend her gardens. The poor thing looks confused about the difference between her hands and her feet. You'll have to make sure to advise your beloved on the finer points of interviewing prospective serva- Ah! I mean "help".
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:43 No.8752337
    >>8752314

    compose yourself and announce your presence. with as much style and grace as you can.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:43 No.8752353
    >>8752314
    GET MORE ANGRY
    YOU KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF
    FEED THE ANGRERRRRRRRRRRRR
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 03/23/10(Tue)23:44 No.8752365
    >>8752314
    You should address the young lady. It's what a noble gentleman would do. She looks sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:45 No.8752371
    >>8752314
    I say, why do you seem to have so much trouble with the word "servant"? It's not unlawful, and they're usually treated well enough. It's not like they are slaves or anything of the sort.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:46 No.8752385
    >>8752314
    Oh good lord, what the lower classes are composed of these days. A bloody disgrace.

    Still, Olga is a woman, and like all those of the fairer sex, afflicted with Irrationality, Distemper, Hysteria, and all the other ills that plague those sweet little creatures.

    After marriage, hopefully you can ensure she not oe'erreach so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:46 No.8752396
    >>8752314
    Give gardening advice to the young lady, as that is the gentlemanly thing to do and we are a gentleman, knowledgeable in many arts. Then Proceed to our truest love.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:46 No.8752399
    >>8752391
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:47 No.8752404
    >>8752314
    Query as to her difficulty, and instruct her on proper behavior. You are a gentleman after all. Perhaps showing her the striking difference between her antics and the way things should be done will inspire her to seek a more appropriate occupation. Such as the shoveling of pig feces.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:48 No.8752421
    >>8752391
    >implying we are still in the viking ages
    pay attention, man
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/23/10(Tue)23:50 No.8752446
    >>8752314
    I dare say! Does the lady not get enough sleep?
    Look at the bags under her eyes!
    Go up to the fine lady and whisper to her,"... I will do the thinking for both of us."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:50 No.8752447
    >>8752444
    THEY SEE ME TROLLIN
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:50 No.8752454
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    >>8752391
    >Zhakuvaan thinks using sergalfag's pictures and adding 'good sir' to his posts will make him palatable
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:52 No.8752471
    >>8752365
    >>8752396
    >>8752404
    >>8752446
    Please.

    We can't demean ourselves by talking with the "help." It would do more harm than good. If she's a lout, she'll be discharged from Olga's services, if she's not, she should find her own way.

    Let's not demean ourselves, and give the silly creature any fanciful ideas out of a fairy tale.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:53 No.8752503
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    >>8752337
    Ah! Finally. You greet Olga with as civil a one as you can. Hmm? Something seems to be wrong with her? Maybe a troubling thought of some form? Maybe she's nervous about the night too? Odd for her not to take your offered hand. Truly she must be distracted.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:53 No.8752504
    >>8752314
    Ah, our beloved Olga! Ever charitable to the less fortunate! We shall strive to instruct the poor wretch on the finer points of gardening by pointing out the shovel to her!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:54 No.8752525
    >>8752503

    ask her what feminine concern is troubling her. Don't actually listen to the response but smile politely.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:55 No.8752530
    >>8752503
    Offer her your penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:55 No.8752535
    >>8752503
    Comfort and sweep our most beloved off of her feet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:56 No.8752550
    >>8752503
    STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT AND GROPE HER THOROUGHLY.
    Alternately, sketch an elegant bow and introduce yourself in as courteous a manner as possible, thinking it is another of her little games. Oh, how she endears herself to you with her childish pranks and japes!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:56 No.8752551
    >>8752525
    FUCK STOP MAKING THIS GOD DAMN GAY

    BE A BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)23:57 No.8752570
    >>8752544
    But good sir, we are no uncouth savage, we are a gentleman of the highest esteem!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:03 No.8752657
    >>8752586
    Perhaps you are merely uninformed tripfriend, or perhaps just trolling. Our dearest hero has stumbled his way into a portal, and by extension, an alternate dimension in which he is a fine gentleman, and not some uncouth and rowdy barbarian.

    In either case however, I forcefully request you hold your tongue and vacate the premises post-haste.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:03 No.8752668
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    >>8752525
    You begin to ask what ever seems to be plagu-
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 03/24/10(Wed)00:03 No.8752670
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    >>8752657
    Entering an alternate dimension does not force you into that dimension's version of you, we would still be a savage viking, and these would be weakling gentlemen who deserve to die to our blades. We shall take it over for father Odin.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:04 No.8752683
    >>8752668
    Good heavens! I say, inquire to the fine lady as to why she has assaulted us!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:04 No.8752687
    >>8752668
    Well, that should nicely snap you out of your faggotry, OW.
    RAAAAAAGE
    RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:05 No.8752691
    >>8752668

    shocking! monocle drop! tea drop!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:06 No.8752716
    >>8752670
    And this may happen in good time. For now, we must deal with the matters at hand.

    My previous position on the holding-of-tongue and what not still stands.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:07 No.8752725
    >>8752683
    This.
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/24/10(Wed)00:07 No.8752726
    Rage like the force of a thousand suns exploding?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:07 No.8752730
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    >>8752683
    ...THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU END UP AT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GAY ASS CLOTHING?! WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL YOUR LOOT?! WHY HAS A HOUSE THIS NICE NOT BEEN LOOTED AND RAZED TO THE GROUND?!

    THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:08 No.8752752
    >>8752683

    "An insult from a person of lower class calls for a whipping, not a duel."
    --Gentleman's Code of Honor, GURPS.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:08 No.8752755
    >>8752730
    ROLL FOR RAGING?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:08 No.8752756
    >>8752730
    FUCK YEAH, OW
    FLIP THE FUCK OUT
    RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF OLGA
    LOOT, PILLAGE AND BURN
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:08 No.8752757
    >>8752730
    OW, WELL NOW THAT WE GOT OUR SHIT TOGETHER, ASK OLGA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING PLACE. IF HER ANSWER IS FUCKING STUPID, THEN YES, WE FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 03/24/10(Wed)00:09 No.8752763
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    >>8752730
    >>8752730
    I agree with our sudden realization how unviking this is, we must immediately burn the place, and loot it. Kill any around, and take all the women for raping.
    >> fault 03/24/10(Wed)00:11 No.8752784
    >>8752763
    that would be a legitimate suggestion were it not made by you
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:12 No.8752791
    >>8752391
    >>8752444
    >>8752544
    >>8752586
    >>8752670
    >>8752763
    worst, Troll, EVER
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:13 No.8752802
    >>8752730
    BITCH JUST HIT US!! KNOCK HER FUCKING HEAD OFF!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:13 No.8752806
    >>8752730
    OW HOLD ON

    VIKINGS HAD CASTLES AND SHIT. WE JUST NEED SOME SKULLS AND GOLD AROUND. LOOT AND PILLAGE THE SURROUNDING AREA, TURN THIS PLACE INTO A BADASS FORT.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:14 No.8752811
    >>8752791
    of course, isn't that RMD

    GRAB WENCHES LOOT HOUSES, EXACT VENGEANCE ON BEAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:14 No.8752813
    why can't anyone fucking ignore zhaku?

    DON'T QUOTE
    DON'T REPLY
    LET HIM ROT
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:22 No.8752927
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    >>8752755
    >>8752756
    >>8752757
    "IT SEEMS YOU BOTH HAVE REGAINED YOUR SENSES. OLAF, WHERE IS THE DRYAD?"

    YOU MAKE AN ANGRY YET CONFUSED MENTAL NOTE TO GET OLGA BACK FOR THE SLAP LATER ON SENSE YOU'RE TO BUSY JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN THIS IS.
    >> fault 03/24/10(Wed)00:22 No.8752930
    >>8752813
    It's easier to ignore him when his actions aren't directly impacting the thread. Each time he posts a sergal image, that's one less space for viking quest images!

    >>8752763
    DELETE YOUR POSTS' IMAGE FILES YOU GODDAMN WHALE PENIS
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:24 No.8752946
    >>8752927
    SCREW THE DRYAD WHERE'D THE WEAPONS AND LOOT GO!?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:25 No.8752959
    >>8752927
    OP HERE.
    >SENSE
    REPLACE THAT WITH THE CORRECT FORM "SINCE".
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:26 No.8752977
    >>8752927
    OW WHEN YOU WERE IN PUSSY MODE YOU WERE GOING TO MACK ON SOME LADY HERE, THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE DRYAD

    OR THE BEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:26 No.8752978
    >>8752927
    >SENSE YOU'RE TO BUSY
    >SENSE...TO BUSY
    RAGE AT OWN FAILINGS OF GRAMMAR. PUNCH MONACLE DUDE.

    ADMIRE FINE SIDEBURNS WHICH HAVE SURVIVED OUR TRAVELS THROUGH INSANITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:26 No.8752980
    >>8752927
    OW, THE FUCKING DRYAD IS IN THE FUCKING GARDEN, WHERE ELSE FUCKER
    GRAB BEARACLE BY BEARD AND BELCH IN HIS FUCKING FACE FOR BEING A DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:29 No.8753017
    >>8752980
    YES, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. PULL HIM DOWN INTO OUR FIST BY THE BEARD.
    >> fault 03/24/10(Wed)00:30 No.8753039
    >>8752947
    WHAT'S THAT, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'RE NOT CAPS LOCK ENOUGH

    ALSO QUESTION WHY THE BEARACLE'S VICTORIAN FORM IS NOT ALSO A BEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:33 No.8753077
    >>8753039
    HE'S STILL A BEAR HE JUST HAS MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. STOP CALLING ATTENTION TO IT, IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:34 No.8753091
    >>8752927
    IT'S BEARCALE IN DISGUISE PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT FOR THIS DUMBASS IDEA
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:34 No.8753095
    >>8752927
    >GET OLGA BACK FOR THE SLAP
    OW GIVE HER A HARD SLAP ON THE ASS
    NOW, NOT LATER
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:35 No.8753101
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    >>8752977
    IT APPEARS THE BEAR HA CHANGED INTO A LARGE BEARDED MAN! ALSO, YOU GRAB TREE BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:36 No.8753111
    >>8753101
    OW DO >>8753095 NOW
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:36 No.8753114
    >>8753101
    OW ASK THE NOTABEARACLE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING HERE
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:37 No.8753119
    >>8753101
    OW, RETURN DRYAD TO BEARACLE THEN DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THESE FAGGOTY CLOTHES AND FAGGOTY EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 03/24/10(Wed)00:37 No.8753127
    >>8753095
    OW GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT! DO THIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:38 No.8753145
    RETARD CAPSLOCK QUEST
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/24/10(Wed)00:38 No.8753146
    >>8753101
    SHITTING ASS DAMNATION

    HOW is tree bitch still alive?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:40 No.8753169
    >>8753145
    YOUR POINT?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:41 No.8753186
    >>8753095
    OW WE SHALL SLAP HER ASS MIGHTILY, AND ALL FUTURE STRIKES AGAINST OUR WOMAN SHALL ALSO BE SLAPS UPON THAT ASS

    THAT ASS SHALL BE THE SUBJECT OF THE FULL POWER OF YOUR RAGE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:42 No.8753189
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    looks like it's time to post this again
    >> fault 03/24/10(Wed)00:42 No.8753194
    >>8753146
    wow, I think this is the first time SOS has posted something on-topic in a thread
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:42 No.8753197
    We had better keep these fucking mutton chops.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:44 No.8753219
    >>8753197
    YES THESE MUTTON CHOPS ARE MOST PLEASING.
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/24/10(Wed)00:51 No.8753283
    >>8753245
    these are friends, zhaku-pest

    you interfere with quest thread, you will not be counted as its friend

    do you a favour long as you bug out of this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:52 No.8753295
    >>8753194
    Actually, he posts on topic fairly frequently now.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:52 No.8753304
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    >>8753111
    >>8753114
    >>8753119
    NOTABEARACLE LAYS IT OUT STRAIGHT! YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD AND A DIFFERENT TIME! SOMETHING, SOMETHING, ETC. ETC., STUPID EXPLANATIONS!

    "NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND WHEREVER THE MAGICAL HELMET LOKI STOLE IS LOCATED!"

    WELL ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING GREAT?! ODIN MADE YOU HIS LITTLE MESSENGER BOY SO YOU COULD FIND THAT ASSHOLES FANCY HAT!

    IF YOU WERE AN OVERWHELMINGLY MAGICAL ITEM OLDER THAN HUMANITY ITSELF AND STOLEN BY LOKI, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU HIDE?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:53 No.8753311
    >>8753283
    Seriously man. I'm glad that you are being all on topic now. But please don't talk to Zhaku anymore. We want him to go away.
    >>8753189
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:54 No.8753323
    >>8753189
    OP HERE. GOING TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO INSTALL THAT REAL QUICK!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:54 No.8753326
    >>8753304
    OW, SEARCH YOUR LATENT FANCYMAN INSTINCTS TO SEE IF VICTORIAN-YOU KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

    IF NOT JUST GO LOOK FOR A MUSEUM OR SOMETHING.
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 03/24/10(Wed)00:56 No.8753345
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    >>8753323
    Do that and your relationship with me will be ruined.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:57 No.8753365
    >>8753304
    OW MY VIKING LOGIC TELLS ME IT SHOULD CROWN SOME BADASS WARRIOR'S HEAD. GO LOOKING FOR THIS WARRIOR.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:57 No.8753367
    >>8753304
    LOKI?! THAT CROSSDRESSING FUCKING FAGGOTY HORSEFUCKER?! THIS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE, THE ALLFATHER SHOULD JUST FUCKING MAN UP AND DO IT HIMSELF, BUT NOOOO, LEAVE IT TO A BERSERKER WHO HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN FUCKING NONCE AROUND LOOKING FOR A FUCKING HAT.

    FUCK THIS, GO FIND THE NEAREST COLLECTION OF GOLD AND JEWELLERY AND STUFF, NOTABEARACLE SHOULD KNOW WHERE RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:58 No.8753375
    >>8753304
    IF I WAS A MAGIC HAT I WOULD BE ON MY LAPDOG'S BEAR'S HEAD!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)00:59 No.8753385
    AN OVERWHELMINGLY MAGICAL ITEM OLDER THAN HUMANITY ITSELF IS PROBABLY FIREPROOF.

    BURN EVERYTHING. WHATEVER REMAINS MUST THEREFORE LOGICALLY BE THE HAT.

    DO NOT ARGUE WITH VIKING LOGIC.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:01 No.8753405
    ONLY IMPORTANT QUESTION! DOES FUTURE HAVE SWEET LOOT !?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:03 No.8753427
    >>8753189
    Honestly, I don't really care much about Zhakuvaan or Flee. I've seen them post non-trollling shit before.

    It's the cadre of frothing Anons that follow them around and feed them when they DO troll that causes so much trouble. This is what was wrong with Jim Profit, too, but Jim never once contributed.
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 03/24/10(Wed)01:05 No.8753458
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    >>8753427
    Me oh my, if only people treated me as I deserve,
    I would not need to act so bad, I could put it in reserve!
    Of all the things to be had,
    hate is not what I wish,
    to be loved would be rad.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:05 No.8753459
    >>8753427
    That is why we are trying to get everyone to filter Zhaku. If no one sees Zhaku, no one can respond to Zhaku.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:07 No.8753478
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    >>8753323
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:12 No.8753544
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    >>8753493
    BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY SEMICOLONS ALLOWING MULTIPLE FILTERS IN THE SAME FIELD.
    >> Jaakufan !0FXRNJuwyY 03/24/10(Wed)01:12 No.8753551
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    >>8753544
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 03/24/10(Wed)01:13 No.8753557
    >>8753493
    Stop using up Olaf's images. It's rude. Please continue your story friend.
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!bTfelQViuUO 03/24/10(Wed)01:14 No.8753581
    *sigh* And I was being entertained by the mindless norse screaming. Back to slaughtering thousands in mount and blade then,
    >> fault 03/24/10(Wed)01:15 No.8753610
    >>8753189
    I DON'T HAVE FIREFOX

    AUUAUUGHGHGHHG WHYYYYY

    are there post filters for internet explorer?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:16 No.8753626
    >>8753610
    >dont have Firefox

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:16 No.8753627
    >>8753578
    Why don't you go back to /v/? There are more people there who like you than here.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:16 No.8753637
    >>8753610
    >internet explorer
    HAHAHAHAHA. No. Get Firefox.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:17 No.8753647
    >>8753578
    *SLAP*
    RESPECT THE MANDINGO
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:18 No.8753674
    >>8753610
    Then get it. It's free and can import all your favorites/bookmarks from Internet Explorer or whatever you use.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:19 No.8753680
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    >>8753326
    I do say, there might be a good chance such a shiny bauble would be held within a museum. The idea of magic though is laughable and easily dismissed like so many other things.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:19 No.8753694
    >>8753680
    OW: Awesome. Go find a museum.
    >> Jaakufan !oIdtJijvFg 03/24/10(Wed)01:20 No.8753696
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    >>8753680
    >>8753680
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:20 No.8753706
    >>8753680
    OW SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOURSELF AND GO TO THE MUSEUM
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 03/24/10(Wed)01:21 No.8753714
    >>8753680
    OW, SLAP YOURSELF YOU'RE ACTING 'NOBLE' UGH!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:21 No.8753719
    >>8753680
    OW, BITE YOUR TONGUE TO SNAP OUT OF IT AND STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING PANSY, AND FIND THAT MUSEUM.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:21 No.8753721
    >>8753680
    OW, WELL LETS GO TO THE MUSEUM THEN, WE'RE WASTING VALUABLE RAPE AND PILLAGE TIME
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:21 No.8753724
    >>8753680
    Well then, I believe it's proper tim- OW, WHAT THE FUCK. ENOUGH OF THIS FANCYMAN BULLSHIT, BUST YOUR FUCKING WAY INTO A MUSEUM AND LOOK FOR THAT GOD DAMN FAGGOT LOKI'S STUPID ASS HAT.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:31 No.8753898
    >>8753724
    IT'S NOT LOKI'S FUCKING HAT, YOU FAGGOT, IT'S ODIN'S, LOKI STOLE IT, THE CROSSDRESSING HORSEFUCKER, YOU THINK A BERSERKER OF ODIN ALLFATHER WOULD GO ON A QUEST FOR LOKI?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:32 No.8753925
    >>8753898
    WELL FUCK, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

    WE NEED TO FIND THAT FUCKING HAT REGARDLESS THOUGH. OW, HOP TO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:33 No.8753940
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    >>8753694
    >>8753706
    >>8753714
    YOU MANAGE TO RECOVER FROM BEING A MASSIVE PUSSY THROUGH SHEER OVERPOWERING RAGE AND GET READY TO LEAVE THE MANOR IN THE DIRECTION OF THE MUSEUM! SHOULD YOU TAKE ANYTHING ALONG?! ANY PLANS ON HOW TO TRAVEL THERE?! IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE OP IS DONE WITH THIS SHIT FOR THE NIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:36 No.8753983
    >>8753940
    Thanks for another entertaining installment, OP, great as always. :)

    Er, I mean, FUCK, RAGE DOESN'T REST, DREAM ABOUT RAPE, MURDER AND PILLAGING.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:36 No.8753986
    >>8753940
    I SAY WE GET THERE THROUGH A SUITABLY ANGRY TRAVEL MONTAGE.

    AS FOR YOUR SHIT, JUST TAKE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PARTY AND WHATEVER WEAPONS YOU CAN CARRY. BARRING THAT, JUST A REALLY BIG STICK.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)01:42 No.8754078
    >>8753940
    OW EVEN THOUGH YOUR OTHER YOU IS A MASSIVE PANSY HE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST GOT A SWORD CANE OR SOMETHING. BRING THAT SHIT WITH YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/10(Wed)02:01 No.8754316
    archived!



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