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    191 KB 55555555555 ~ 03/27/10(Sat)00:11 No.8809175  
    ACCESSING...

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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:12 No.8809200
    IF YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ESCAPING, THEN YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. BIOTIC LIFEFORMS IN CELLS ML-38 TO MZ-42 HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:12 No.8809207
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:14 No.8809225
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    >>8809175
    >>8809200
    >>8809207
    >> {RUDIMENTARY COMMUNICATIONS DO NOT ALLOW SUBJECT ENTTRY} S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:14 No.8809228
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    #####5{Permission granted! Welcome, $N, enjoy your rudimentary communications permission}5#####
    %ERRORHASOCCURREDWHILE
    Hel
    SEARCHING FOR TERMINAL WITHIN TEN THOUSAND MILE RADIUS
    SERCHING...
    FOUND!
    lo?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:15 No.8809251
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    >>8809228
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:17 No.8809269
    #####5{TERMINAL CONNECTION ESTABLISHED!}5#####
    Anyone there? Not sure if message is stable. Hoping this is Axis Terminal of "TG." Sending message from {user location removed for security purposes}.
    WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVEINENCE. YOU ARE LIMITED TO A MAXIMUM OF TWENTY CHARACTERS. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF CONSTRAINED BY THIS AMOUNT, UPGRADE TO A MASTER TERMINAL THAT PERMITS FIFTY OR MORE CHARACTERS.

    Awaiting responses
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:18 No.8809280
    >>8809269
    Sup, you here to talk about D&D or 40k?
    >> Cortana 03/27/10(Sat)00:19 No.8809291
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    I'm... intrigued.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:20 No.8809308
    >>8809280
    {YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN FILTERED!}
    REASON: Terms "D&D" and "40k" are RESTRICTED from database.
    Filtered response: $##########
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:20 No.8809309
    >>8809269
    Citizen, what is your Security Clearance? This part of the net is for BLUES and above.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:21 No.8809320
    >>8809309
    I'm not to sure you have the clearance to know my clearance.
    >> ixalite 03/27/10(Sat)00:22 No.8809323
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    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:22 No.8809327
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    >>8809309
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: ...
    REPLY: Thank god, somebody is out there. I don't know how long I. What is "security clearance" in TG?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:22 No.8809331
    >>Hoping this is Axis Terminal of "TG."

    Explain axis terminal, mystery man. Women. Machine?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:22 No.8809335
    >>8809320
    Citizen, do not insult me. I will have you know I am clearance INDIGO. I will also have you know that knowledge of another citizen's security clearance is not classified knowledge; if it was, would the Computer, in its infinite wisdom, make us wear color-coded uniforms?
    >> Noh Koh 03/27/10(Sat)00:23 No.8809349
    /dir
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:23 No.8809350
    >>8809327
    Security Clearance. The Computer assigns us all a Security Clearance. I am clearance INDIGO. You must be at least clearance BLUE to use this part of the net.

    What sector are you from?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:24 No.8809362
    >>8809335
    Well someone your level of security clearance would think that, wouldn't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:24 No.8809367
    >>8809335

    The computer makes MISTAKES. Which is why it appoints LOYAL CITIZENS as redundant biological fact-checking units.

    If we fail to aid the computer, or the computer fails to aid us, then we all collapse. A house divided.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:24 No.8809370
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    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)00:25 No.8809374
    >>8809308
    Uh, hello?

    Who are you and what help do you need?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:25 No.8809378
    >>8809327
    We can help, TG gets shit done. Send us your location by encrypting it with the simple ROT13 algorithm.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:25 No.8809386
    >>8809370
    >{YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN FILTERED!}
    >REASON: Website is BANNED due to misuse.
    >Filtered Response: !!!!!!

    It would appear IntSec found him.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:26 No.8809394
    >>8809323
    >>>REDIRECT
    >>>WWW.ILOVEBEES.COM
    >>>/REDIRECT

    This Citizen has been playing video games. Video games are treason.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:26 No.8809399
    >>8809331
    {YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN APPROVED!}
    REASON: 1e4
    REPLY: Damn... This was my last shot. I needed to find the {removed due to security reasons}. It was our hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:27 No.8809411
    >>8809399
    Citizen, you have to yet to tell me your security clearance. Are you cleared to be here or not?
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:27 No.8809414
    >>8809335
    {YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN FILTERED!}
    REASON: Use of the word "indigo" is prohibited.
    Filtered Response: #@!
    >> vexedTroubodour !!ex2SO308kJD 03/27/10(Sat)00:28 No.8809425
    >>8809399
    Can you explain more. Maybe we can help.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:29 No.8809436
    if you type backwards the computer can't figure out what your doing
    >> ixalite 03/27/10(Sat)00:30 No.8809441
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    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:30 No.8809447
    >>8809374
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON:...
    REPLY: I'm Sa90090872--##@@@@, and I need help... I just escaped {the relaxing sensory chamber!}. Found out about TG. We are still alive down here.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:30 No.8809449
    >>8809436
    Citizen, are you implying the Computer cannot read? Belief that the Computer is not infallible is treason.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:31 No.8809461
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    >> vexedTroubodour !!ex2SO308kJD 03/27/10(Sat)00:31 No.8809470
    >>8809447
    Sing your song man, and we'll follow the tune....
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:33 No.8809491
    >>8809425
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: ...
    REPLY: Was putting everything into finding TG on the surface. Down to my last six bullets. In a supply room.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:33 No.8809500
    >>8809447

    Where is 'here'?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:34 No.8809511
    deltree
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:35 No.8809523
    >>8809461
    OH SHIT, BRAINIAC!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:35 No.8809524
    >>8809447
    >>8809491
    Citizen, what is your Security Clearance? If you do not respond immediately, you shall be reported for treason.
    >> ixalite 03/27/10(Sat)00:35 No.8809525
    >>8809500
    if I had to guess, I would say in the enrichment center.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:37 No.8809551
    >>8809500
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: ..!
    REPLY: Specifically? Subsection seventeen of {GUEST PERMISSION DOES NOT PERMIT THE USE OF INCRIMINATING LOCATIONS OVER THE INTERNET}. Temporal decay is kicking in.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:38 No.8809562
    >>8809525

    Oh. Well. Um. Nice knowing you then.

    Remember to think with portals.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:38 No.8809566
    >>8809524
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: ...
    REPLY: Are clearances part of the law over at TG? I don't have one yet, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:39 No.8809576
    >>8809524
    Stay your hand, zealous defender of truth. I desire to hear him out.
    Security clearance gold
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    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:39 No.8809580
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:41 No.8809597
    >>8809576
    There is no Gold. It doesn't even make sense that there's a gold.

    >>8809566
    If you haven't been assigned one yet then you're INFRARED. This part of the net is only for BLUES and above. If you do not leave immediately, I will be required to call IntSec.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:42 No.8809610
    >>8809597
    Just punch the code citizen.
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)00:42 No.8809616
    >>8809491
    If you can, stay put. Otherwise, try sticking to the shadows and finding a safe place to hide.

    Find a room that is ordinary enough to escape detection, but hidden enough to avoid being found.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:43 No.8809618
    >>8809597
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS FILTERED!}
    REASON: Use of the word "infrared" is prohibited.
    Filtered Response: ***
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:44 No.8809646
    >>8809566
    They're not if you're smart. Give him the code
    TG:m0Ot1bOtBLU
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:44 No.8809649
    >>8809610
    I did punch the code. IntSec says it's a Commie code sequence. Something about mutants, too.
    They're now thoroughly convinced you are Commie Mutant Traitor.
    I suggest reporting to the nearest confession booth. The Computer is quite merciful to those who confess.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:48 No.8809702
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    >>8809616
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: .!!
    REPLY: Leaving would mean leaving M32q902384@@@##$ behind. He's unconscious. Hydra growing from his body. Trying to get a feed to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:48 No.8809707
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    Activate emergency backup F.O.X.T.R.O.T.
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)00:50 No.8809744
    >>8809702
    What is Hydra?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)00:53 No.8809773
    >>8809649
    Now wait just a moment. I have been out of the loop for awhile, that doesn't mean I am a commie. Yea, there were some mutations that came out of my research group, but the computer can scan me any time it likes, I am standing at my lab terminal, looking straight into the scanner pickup in the ceiling.
    Oh hang on, let me turn it back on. Must have jostled the wires there.
    Ok. NOW the computer can scan me, and must know that I am still perfectly loyal. Now are you going to cease badgering this poor savage and let him tell us how to help him?
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)00:59 No.8809824
    >>8809744
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: !!!
    REPLY: {RATHER THAN PROVIDE THE ACTUAL RESPONSE OF THE DELETERIOUS MONSTER COMMUNICATING WITH YOU. INFORMATION CATALOGED BY SUPERVISORS WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU.

    HYDRA IS A BASIC MANIFESTATION OF-OF OVEREXPOSURE TO {SUBSTANCE NAME WITHHELD FOR SECURITY PURPOSES}. COMMON SYMPTOMS INCLUDE NAUSEA, STOMACH PAINS, ABNORMAL GROWTHS IN THE STOMACH AND DEATH.

    THE BYPRODUCT OF A PERSON INFECTED BY THIS IS A HYDRA. A SEMI-SENTIENT TANGLE OF FLESH AND NERVES.}
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)01:18 No.8810024
    >>8809824
    Your friend is dead man. From what we can read, you had best put him out of his misery before he eventually kills you. He suffers a fate worse than death otherwise.

    What is coming for you?
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)01:27 No.8810144
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS APPROVED!}
    REASON: ..!
    REPLY: Shot him. No idea what is coming. Given up hope, then I saw this response. Have to get out.
    >> Protofag 03/27/10(Sat)01:30 No.8810188
    >>8809702
    /co/ is that you? Whats all this crazy?
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)01:31 No.8810215
    >>8810188
    {YOUR RESPONSE WAS FILTERED!}
    REASON: Use of the term "CO" is prohibited.
    Filtered Response: 9@!
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)01:34 No.8810263
    >>8810144
    The only one you can trust is yourself at this point.

    Keep your weapon loaded, your eyes and ears open, and most of all keep up hope. You will not die alone. You will be found.

    We will maintain monitoring of your progress. Keep in contact as long as you can, but within your reasoning.

    Good luck.
    >> S{ !!1kcF+VoduFI 03/27/10(Sat)01:41 No.8810357
    >>8810263
    {YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN APPROVED!}
    REASON: !!!!!
    REPLY: Whoever you are, even if you aren't from TG...thank you. I'm going to try to find a master terminal.

    $$$$$$$$$$##########################$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$##########################$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$####
    tg
    TG
    /TG/
    /TEEJ/
    >> /unscrup 03/27/10(Sat)01:52 No.8810531
    [bypass.entry:emulatesys]
    [alloc.matrices:127.a6]
    >>8810357
    Hello?
    Ha!
    Fourth door, second left. Check the desk drawer.
    >> ADMINISTRATOR WILKES 03/27/10(Sat)01:53 No.8810540
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    #####5 ARCHIVE REQUEST HAS BEEN INITIATED. 5#####

    SUBJECT EN ROUTE TO NEARBY DISTRICT TERMINAL. ETA: THREE TO SEVEN DAYS.

    #############################
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8809175/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:55 No.8810570
    And there was awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:55 No.8810573
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    >>8810540
    >Hadron Quest, the Prologue
    fuck yes it's just a prologue. here's to hoping we get to do more than fucking talk to the person next time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)01:58 No.8810603
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    >>8810540
    >LHC
    >Catalyst.jpg
    The fuck is goin on in here?
    >> Arcbound 03/27/10(Sat)02:00 No.8810632
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    Well, that felt awesome.

    >>8810540
    >Hadron Quest
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!



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