What did you...call me for, Kay? Why all the way down here?

SHARK

What I have to say must be in private. I have something very important for you-it's related to the case Inquisitor Franziska is working on.

What?! Why didn't you give it to her?

I told you, it's for you. A present from a friend...

Why are you being so...mysteriou-

die bitch

what what in the butt

>SHNK

HNNGH! Agh...Kay...why?

Goodbye, Uncle Badd.

SPLAT

>>8845795
Bullshit! Badd would've been able to dodge that knife if he could dodge Franziska's whip!

Roleplaying threads are one thing, and I can accept Quests. But this is nothing more than poorly written fanfiction in the form of a puppet show. That's just sad.

*thunk

You just turned /tg/ into a murder scene

fuck you.

gay

>>8845818
Actually, it's a continuation of a roleplay... quest... thing from yesterday. Probably setting the scene or something.

>>8845818

fuck you bitch

COMMAND DECK
FRANZISKA'S CRUISER
12:15 4-CHAN TIME

I...I found Inquisitor Badd's body in the lower decks, half-way between the shuttle bays and the hab units.
We have not recovered the murder weapon.

Acolytes! You are to investigate the scene of the murder. If you find anything return IMMEDIATELY to me.
Dismissed.

Yes, ma'am, immediately, ma'am.

>>8845927
Sexy Inquisitor

>>8845982
She's got a whip, dude.

>>8845994

>>8846031
Ow! Okay, I'm going, I'm going!

Inquisitor vonKarma! Is it true? Badd is dead?

makes popcorn

cock beginning to harden

>>8846063
Unfortunately so, Inquisitor Miles Edgeworth.

...We suspect an assassin has infiltrated this cruiser.
It could not have been Shih-na, as she is currently incarcerated.

Yesterday's thread, for those not in the know:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8824506/

>>8846103
Should've just said Edgeworth.

>>8845653
>>8845670
>>8845684
>>8845708
>>8845723
>>8845732
>>8845753
>>8845773
>>8845795
>>8845803
>>8845805
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK

>>8846162
'NESHI CULTIST! GET HIM!

>>8846103

I assume you have begun the preliminary investigation then? Have you been able to figure out a cause of death?

CRIME SCENE
FRANZISKA'S CRUISER
21:34 4-CHAN TIME

>>8846196
I sent the least foolish acolyte to investigate the scene. He should be done by now.

Haxtes! Report.

>>8845805
I lol'd when I imagined Badd falling over, then suddenly gibbing into a thousand pieces.

>>8846245
Well, ma'am, I don't see any signs of a struggle. Whatever got him did it before he could react. I can't find any stray bits laying around, so it couldn't have been anything particularly explosive. That narrows down what may have been used to kill him, but not who- or what.

How's the cadaver look?

>>8846312
Plenty of blood though.

this gets archived
indefinetly archived

Not my Badd! NOOOOOOO!

Wait.... Does enough of him remain to be servitorized?

Reporting for duty, Inquisitor Franziska. The techpriestess installed my new eye and I ran here as soon as the drugs wore off. I promise I will make myself useful.

>>8846322
No doubt about that.

Wait...
Where are the other acolytes? Provost! Lock down the cruiser at once!

gay ass shit

It seems someone has forgotten their place.

We're supposed to be leading this investigation, Franziska.

>>8846312
>>8846322
>Well, ma'am, I don't see any signs of a struggle.
...
>Whatever got him did it before he could react.
I can not see Interrogator Badd going down without a struggle. He was almost hyper-aware.
>>8846358
Ah. You will be useful. Go through the security recordings of this area, if there are any.

>>8846395
Good. Assist Miles.

Miles! I leave the investigation in your hands.
I must report this to the Ordos.

>>8846435
>go away, Lang's dead and Shih-na is imprisoned

>>8846501
Of course.

>>8846395
Get Badd's autopsy report here as soon as possible.

>>8846588
So we're ruling out the idea that the assailant snuck up on him. Where does that leave us?

>>8846588
Yes, sir. I'll take a medicae servitor to the scene and have the corpse examined thoroughly...

>>8846588
Milord we are approaching the system of Caladantra, there is a supply station and an imperial fleet in the area
do you wish us to begin docking procedures?

>>8846657
Perhaps it would be best to wait until the assailant has been apprehended. We can't risk them or it getting away.

>>8846701
very well however we have not resupplied for several months now and we do not have much ammunition I pray we do not run into hostiles

I passed Franziska in the hallway, what's going on in h-
>notices corpse
...Oh....How? How did this happen?

Well, I'll organize my Battle-Sisters and scour the decks for those who do not belong. The Enemies of the Emperor shall know our fury. *Yawn.*

We're Oscar Mike. Stay frosty Acolytes.

>>8846742
Trying to figure that out, miss. Did you know the victim?
>>8846767
I...I don't know what to say...

>>8846609
Attacked on an Inquisitorial cruiser...
Hmm...

>>8846657
No. We will wait until this has been resolved.
Also, have some of our Ultramarine friends lock down the escape pods and the hangar. This is their ship, after all.

>>8846588
Here is the report as requested...

Inquisitor Badd's axillary vein under his right arm was cut and he bled to death in a short period of time. The servitor indicated that the cut was made from the front to the back, so that rules out the possibility of someone attacking him from behind. The cut was so clean that a mono-molecular blade must have been used.

He must have been familiar with whoever attacked him because he was taken by surprise from the front. His own retinue or anyone else he knew personally are most suspicious.

Since the wound was located on his armpit, he was likely attacked by someone shorter than he.

That's all I have for now. There was little other evidence, no signs of struggle, the inquisitor didn't even have a weapon drawn or have any parry wounds.

>>8846806
Yes Milord, right away
>>8846767
Master Grey I pray you do not let them slip away on account of a 'bad hair day' again

>>8846821
Huh... well, so our perp must be shorter than Badd, must be familiar with him, and must have or have access to monomolecular weapons.

Is that enough to get a list of suspects?

>>8846794
I...I...Who are you?

>>8846806
Edgey...What happened?
OH! I forgot to give Franziska her evidence. Can you hold onto this for me? It's a knife used for Tzeentchinian rituals. I had it cleaned before I came here.


>Ritual Knife received from Kay.

>>8846928
Narl Haxtes, from Fedrid, formerly of the Imperial Guard.
And you?

>>8846821
Well, this does give us something to work with.

Keep scouring the decks for our assailant and for any more evidence that may have been missed the first time.

>>8846928
Thank you, Kay, although I am curious as to what the knife had on it prior to it being cleaned by you.

>>8846975
Interrogater Kay Faraday. Nice ta meetcha.
...Where'd Franziska pick you up?

>>8847026
It was being used in, well, rituals. I'm guessing blood.

>>8847137
Out of my training camp. Of course, I haven't actually finished my crusader training so I'm somewhere between a guardsman and a bodyguard.

Are you Franziska's Interrogator then?

>>8847171
I'm Edgey's.

So this is the autopsy report?
...Who found the body?

>>8847137
Aren't you a lil' young to be an Interrogator, little girl?

>>8847311
Franziska.

You know, I'm surprised Kay. You loved Inquisitor Badd. I'd expect you to be more distraught.... or something.

>>8847335
...Hey! Edgey personally picked me to be his Interrogator.

>>8847402
Uncle...Uncle Badd always said: "Don't get emotionally involved with the case."

>>8847456
Hey, now. Don't worry. We'll find who did this, alright?

>>8847402
Sir, someone accessed Inquisitor Badd's personal quarters and purged all the records on his data slate.

Additionally, all of the combat servitors on security routine around the lower decks had their video logs purged. Someone with a lot of clearance or tech-savvy covered up everything. It's likely that someone used a servitor to help them cover up evidence. Who has access to the servitors besides the techpriests on board?

>>8847456
>>8847575

Right. Well, we need to...

>>8847604
!!
That would be any Inquisitorial member, along with the techmarines and techpriests stationed on this vessel.

Try not to blow everything up this time.

>>8847653
Alright! So our suspect must be a member of the Inquisition, shorter than bad, familiar with him, and have access to monomolecular weapons.

But why would someone with that much power settle for monomolecular?

>>8847575
>sniff

I...I think I know who did it.

Franziska found the body...right?
The autopsy states that...
>He must have been familiar with whoever attacked him because he was taken by surprise from the front.

If his records were purged...Franziska could also get a servitor to do that, easy.

I don't like where this is leading, but Franziska could be the killer.

>>8847456
Well, be glad I don't like little girls. Off with ya, I have people to rape.

>>8847718
Hang on now! There's still a list of suspects. Granted no one has bothered to make said list, but that's not the point!

Now, how tall was Badd?

>>8847771
He was the tallest person on board.

>http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack_new/AAI/107%20Confrontation%20~%20Moderato%202009.mp3

>>8847771
189cm. Rather tall...

>>8847718
I may not be too sure about this. He never really trusted Franziska or myself. He was always... tense around the two of us. ( >>8845809 )

Oh, and have Franziska summoned here at once. She may want to hear this line of logic as well.

>>8847795
Well, when was he attacked?

And can some one get a list of suspects?

And where are all the other acolytes?

>>8847815
Wow... I'm actually taller...

>>8847838
>have Franziska summoned here at once

What? Are you crazy? It'll just let her know we're onto her!

>I may not be too sure about this. He never really trusted Franziska or myself. He was always... tense around the two of us.

>...
Wouldn't that point even more at her being the killer?
She finally gets tired of Uncle Badd's, uh, bad attitude and strikes!

>>8847932
Except he wouldn't have let his guard down, that's the whole point!

I may not yet be a true crusader, but I will not cease to defend my master nor deny her the opportunity to defend herself! She should be summoned so that she can refute these accusations.

>>8847932
Where was the murder weapon found and why was it cleaned before it was brought here?

>>8847966
We found the murder weapon?

>>8847966
*switches bionic eye to infrared*

>>8847963
>!!
Oh, right...
Ehehe.

>>8847966
It was recovered at a site on one of Tashen's World's moons. I cleaned because it was covered in BLOOD.
I don't want blood all over the insides of my satchel!

>>8847932
>What? Are you crazy? It'll just let her know we're onto her!
Fair enough.

In any case, why would Franziska be here, in the Lower Decks? She and I have been extremely busy with investigating that List of Heretics, and I'm sure she wouldn't take time to go and frolic around in the underbelly of this ship.

>>8847963
>>8847966

An explanation would do nicely here as well, Kay.

>>8848029
Oh, that was from the earlier investigation? Inquisitor Edgeworth, may I see that dagger?

>>8848029
>I don't want blood all over the insides of my satchel!

.............................

Even Gumshoe knows to keep his Inquisitorial equipment with him, including evidence handling bags.

>>8848105
Yes. Here you are. Is the blade mono-molecular?

>>8848066
Sir! Is there anyone on that list who is also on this ship?

>>8848001
*comm line open* Oh hey Narl. You look... agitated. More hassles?

>>8848029
lol wow what a noob

>>8848192
Agitated? No, I just haven't had a chance to comb my body hair.
And yeah, we've got another cadaver. An Inquisitor this time. But whoever did it is on this ship, and we're narrowing down the list of suspects pretty quickly.

>>8848252
>comb my body hair.
OHWHATTHEFUCK!?>!?!?!?!DONOTWANT!

rolled 9, 7, 10 = 26

What's happening here?

>>8848066
>In any case, why would Franziska be here, in the Lower Decks?
We can ask her when we being her in.

>>8848105
If you're looking for fingerprints, Franziska wouldn't leave any. She always wears gloves.

>>8848277
Yes, because that stops people in the <s>Ace Attorney</s>40k universe.

>>8848298
>that'sthepoint.jpg

>>8848270
There's a lot of it.
Feral worlder.
>>8848277
What reason do you have of suspecting her? It's clear that the killer was someone Badd was comfortable around, and you said yourself that she made him nervous!

>>8848252
*skims log records* Quickly? He died ten hours ago. He was FOUND ten minutes after his death.
Hmm. A vein cut wouldn't spray quite as much as an arterial cut, but it's still quite possible the killer got blood on them, and their clothing. To the bio-auspexes!

...Kay is an Interrogator? She should be well versed in forensic procedure then. Getting blood on her satchel would be considered less important than maintaining evidence.

>>8848183
Yes, it is. I'll have the servitors swab it for any residual blood. There are lots of nooks and crannies in this ornate hand guard and handle so there's bound to be something remaining.

>>8848029
You said you had the dagger in your satchel, earlier. Why were you carrying it around until you handed it to Inquisitor Edgeworth just a few moments ago?

>>8848185
I have Gumshoe retrieving the list as we speak. It should be here shortly, if he doesn't get lost again.

>>8848322
>>8848347
Good points. Kay, if you would answer them.

>>8848322
Oh, and CRAPCRAPCRAP. Tzeentchian rituals? I hope you have a null rod or psy-jammer around. CHECK THAT KNIFE FOR WARP TAINT.

>>8848331
>!
>>8848347
>!!
>>8848322
>!!!
Nngh. Fine.

I was on the moon doing...inquisitorial business. I couldn't really carry around evidence bags.

I was going to give the knife to Franziska, but I kind of forgot. Ehehe.

Uh...There could have been more than one attacker!
Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!

>>8848460
I DID NOTHING.

>>8848477
>Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!

We all know why he carries that mirror, Kay.

Plus, there would have been more signs of a struggle if one tried to do sneak up on him and restrain him.

>>8848347
>Knife recieved from Edgeworth.

>>8848477
But then there would have been a struggle, and we have nothing that would imply such. We've also established that he is very aware of his surroundings, to the point where someone sneaking up behind him can be dismissed.

Tell me, how close were you to the late Inquisitor Badd?

>>8848489

@pic and name of pic

Where are the people?

>>8848533
Aaah!

>>8848543
Got stun baton?

>>8848460
We have a null on board, oddly enough. You were correct earlier about the artery being cut. I mistakenly said the axillary vein earlier.

>>8848477
>Uh...There could have been more than one attacker!
>Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!

Impossible! There was one wound! The arterial spray on the wall would have been different if someone had been standing behind him. That person would have been covered in his blood and their outline would be revealed on the wall. The evidence suggests that no one was standing behind him when he was attacked.

>>8848591
Got stun baton? You mean have I been hit with a stun baton?

>>8848599
Ta. Now, you going to bio-auspex people for traces of the late Inquisitor's blood? You can start with everyone here.

>>8848574
JIG'S UP, BITCH! RUN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

>>8848622
I mean you may have to restrain someone who may be a killer. AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD-EMPEROR CHECK THAT KNIFE FOR WARP TAINT.

>>8848549
What.. People?

>>8848543
>>8848543
>>8848599
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sir! Sir! Mr. Edgeworth sir!

I have the list!

>>8848655
(Here is the church.
(Here is the steeple.
(Open the doors
(And see all the sacrifices... I mean, And see all the people)

Here it is, sir!

>>8848679

You can call them sacrifices.

CRIME SCENE
FRANZISKA'S CRUISER
0:10 4-CHAN TIME

>>8848663
Please answer the question.

>>8848684
!!!

>!!

Well, guess it can't be helped.

But, you don't know the whole story yet.

>>8848684
should i or shouldnt i be worried that my name's on here

>>8848744
Debatable.
>>8848743
*ka-chick*
Enlighten us. Without moving.

>>8848679
>>8848690
Oh.. Yes. I see them now.

Good morning everyone. I have so many things to show you.

>>8848743
>>8848760
Oh, what have we walked in on, this time?

>>8848760
thank you, i shall prepare for the worst

>>8848769
Suddenly, you're a lot less cute.
>>8848773
Someone in deep shit if she doesn't answer the questions right.

>>8848760
Step away... she carries the taint of chaos...

Mighty Emperor,
spread Your divine light to protect me from the darkness.

>>8848769
excuse me but wtf are you doing?

>>8848769
{I'm pretty sure you're not actually a Navigator)

>>8848760
>Shotgun deftly acquired by Kay.

Don't point things like that around, Narl. Imagine if it went off?

Anyway, as I was ABOUT to say...

I went to Tashen's World's moon investingating the cult.The reason I couldn't tell you this is because Franziska's placed me under oath not to reveal my actions.
But you allready know, so I'm cool, now. Anyway, I'd infiltrated the cult, and they were to perform a ritual that night, sacrificing cultists to Tzeentch. Don't know why.
Anyway, I managed to acquire a list not unlike the one you're holding, Edgey. This list here is accurate except for one thing.
See Uncle Badd's name on this one?

>>8848848
>>8848845
>>8848820
Wahaha, you shoulda seen the look on your faces!

>List tossed to you by Kay.

>>8848870
hmmm, you seem to be acting quite suspicious recently.

>>8848888

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gumshoe! Get Inquisitor vonKarma here right now! No dawdling!

>>8848922
Yes sir!

>>8848870
Gimme back my shotgun.
And next time roll, dammit!

>>8848886
im wearing a helmet.

Someone! Have the servitors monitor Inquisitor Badd's corpse. Check the dagger for warp contamination.

>>8848870
>>8848888
*ch-chak*
Care to explain why you're on both lists?

>>8848886
Oh ha ha. See the look on our faces now? The "Burn The Heretic" one?

>>8848922
Umm, Inquisitor sir? This is a ship. Page the Inquisitor over the internal vox?

>>8848922
>>8848942
Ah, I'll get a whipping for this...

Anyway, I returned from the planet. If Badd was indeed a plant, he would have evidence of that fact in his records or on his person. I immediately went to his room, hoping to catch him there. He wasn't there, but there were some encrypted files. I...I didn't want to look at them, since they PROBABLY carried taint. I wiped his records and left a note asking him to meet me in the lower decks, where nobody really ever goes.

>>8848956
ill check the dagger sir!

>>8848966
Nnnno, can't say I like that one..

>>8849009
Good point, but I will still send Gumshoe for her.
Just in case things get hairy.

/sending private vox to Franziska

>>8848886

TEEF!~

>>8848956
That's simple. I infiltrated the cult.

I'm very, VERY good at what I do.

>>8849009
And alert the whole ship, and any other plants? Genius.
...
(Franziska is rubbing off on me...)

Anyway, I waited for him in the lower decks, and approached him, explaining that I had evidence for Franziska's case. At that point, I...neutralized...Uncle Badd.

Oh, and thanks for the ammunition, Acolyte.
>Ammunition acquired and packed away by Kay.

>>8849083
Here's a fun question: Why did you accuse Fran? You were intent on her being held as guilty for this.

Also, where is this note you're talking about? If you're telling the truth, it should be around. But when Badd's quarters were searched, no such note was found. Nor was it found on his body.

How long ago did you go on this mission?

And give me back my shotgun.

>>8849075
Aren't they great?
>>8849129
I think Narl's right! Kay is the killer or whatever!

>>8849083
I'm watching that hand of yours. I'll blow your head off if you even try anything.

None of this makes any sense. Why the secrecy? Why the lies? Why pin the blame on Lady Franziska?

>>8849083
Destroyed his files on suspicion of taint.
Executed an Inquisitor on suspicion of taint.
Concealed or "forgot" material evidence.
Failed to notify an Inquisitor of actions.

You are the Worst Interrogator ever. And you've exceeded your authority several times over. I imagine an Inquisitorial Investigation will determine if you're stupid or traitorous.

>>8849129
No luck getting it back. It's a MarySue DMPC. Surprised it hasn't declared that everyone has fallen head over heels madly in love with it.

Saged for shit twinkiee Avatar fagg circlejerking.

>>8849164
hey nimue could you help me with this? I can't seem to place the warp presence on the dagger's handle.

>>8849129
Well, if I accused Franziska, of course everyone would fight to expose me.

>Also, where is this note you're talking about?
I believe Uncle Badd ate it.

>How long ago did you go on this mission?

I've been undercover for six months.

>And give me back my shotgun.
Only if you promise not to shoot anyone.

>>8849205
There's a null onboard.

>>8849184
>>8849167
>>8849129
>>8849070
...
>>8849070

>>8849236
Lady Franziska!!!

WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?

>>8849209
>I believe Uncle Badd ate it.
Then it would have been recently eaten and found in the contents of his stomach during the autopsy, if such things were searched.

>I've been undercover for six months.
And when did you return?

>Only if you promise not to shoot anyone.
I'm a feral worlder, much stronger than you. I'm soon to be a crusader and a veteran of the Imperial Guard, so I am trained to be able to take a shot. I can take it back if I have too.

>>8849236

>>8849257
Questioning a suspect. She has admitted to killing Inquisitor Badd, apparently her uncle, on the grounds that he was a heretic and traitor.

sup /tg/? /d/ is being a bitch, but I figured you guys would appreciate this more.

Enjuoy and happy tentacles!

>>8849257
Having a standoff with an extremely suspicious person??

*cowers*

>>8849309
Yeah, it's pretty much an instant classic. /d/ has no taste for the classics!

Miles! What is the meaning of this?
I leave you to ONE. SMALL. INVESTIGATION. And THIS is what happens?!

>>8849327
But I know /tg/ loves classics.

Right /tg/? You guys love classics.

>>8849309
you DO know we will just keep posting and ignore you right?

>>8849343
And Mahou Shoujo Ai is as traditional games as gaming gets!

>>8849164
(I have encountered cultists who like to do that to their teeth. On the other hand, I've also encountered feral worlders who like to do that.)


>>8849236
*whip passes through image* I like strike cruisers. This one has a particularly fine example of a holopict projector.

...Gumshoe, did you give Miles the data-slate I gave you yesterday?

That should clear it all up.

>>8849359
Sound the alarm! You guys are gonna be uncomfortably tentacled!

>>8849328
I would think that being accused of murder would get your attention, but...

>>8849364
!!
What data slate?

Gumshoe...

>>8849384
(Your weak /d/ images cannot turn me to Slaanesh. Bring it on, heretic.)

>>8849384
All tentacles, all the time.

/tg/ - Tentacle Games

>>8849416
One more page of the boring bits, then the good stuff.

You guys will really like this one, I guarantee it.

>>8849413

>What data slate?

>>8849430
Last page of the boring bits. I don't fail to deliver guys!

>>8849430
Warning! One of the Crazy Eight have been detected posting in this thread. All anonymous should proceed with the utmost caution. Remember that there is a 50,000 internets reward for the capture of each of the Crazy Eight. If you have any relevant information that may assist in their detainment, please report to a 4chan administrator.

>>8849444
UNF! Right into the good stuff! Oh yeah!

After this I will be posting random images, mostly only good stuff. So don't be surprised if the pics are out of order!

>>8849413
>What data slate?

>>8849473
BAD END?

MORE LIKE, BEST END.

>>8849437
!!
You mean ( >>8848888 ) ?

>>8849508
This end is pretty good too!

>>8849528
An rape gel is fine too.

*puts away Lucy*
*pulls out hip flask*

>>8849306
Hey, wanna go have a lho-stick in the lower decks? This has been a long day. It's about to get messy in here.

>>8849510
It was detailing my actions in this area, and the steps I have taken to root out this cult. Since you are now on this investigation, you need to know what has allready occured.

...I believe Inquisitor Lang was in possession of that list, correct?

>>8849363
>...

>>8849553
Another good end. My my, Mahou Shoujo Ai is just FULL of good ends!

>>8849581
See? Told you I don't fail to deliver.

>>8849566
It's already messy. What if that list isn't showing successes, but alternatives? What if the alternative to "taint" is "kill"?

>>8849566
I'd love to, but I may well still be needed here.

As soon as my boss starts making sense.

>>8849615
I know you guys appreciate this. I'm happy.

>>8849625
Also, considering that we got our list just yesterday, and we don't know which list is more current. Or unaltered. And that a lot of good questions go unanswered.

>>8849651
Silly Japanese and their censorship.

>>8849651
you are worse than unspeakable-name-pest what was banned the other day

>>8849662
Wait, this mysterious investigation happened YESTERDAY TOO? Egad.

>>8849687
Hmmm hmmm hmmm HMMM hmmm HMMMM HMMMM.

>>8849574
What? MY Inquisitor wanted me to investigate rumoured activities of the Ruinous Powers in this area. Attaching myself to your investigation seemed a simple means of conducting preliminary investigation. I never thought I'd stumble into such a procedural nightmare.

>>8849574
As I recall, Lang was in possession of (>>8848684) this list.

I might be tired out from the past couple of days, warp storm and all, but I do not believe I recall seeing a list of your actions, other than investigating Lang's death.

Care to explain yourself?

>>8849662
>Also, considering that we got our list just yesterday, and we don't know which list is more current. Or unaltered.
From his records, Lang retrieved his list around six months ago.

I sent Kay undercover six months ago.

>>8849751
>warp travel, derp

>>8849730
You see, I couldn't post an image like this in /d/ cause they'd complain it's too "tame." But /tg/ understands, don't you?

>>8849779
I haven't even posted a fifth of the collection, either! Man, I'm just too good to you, /tg/.

>>8849754
archives can be altered.

>>8849823
And here's a boring end for you guys.

>>8849852
Favorite part of the game, this one here.

>>8849754
So it is my understanding then-
>Narl snatches his shotgun back from Kay
-that the only reason we had to investigate anything here was because Kay did not give you the evidence she found and did not tell you of her suspicions before or after the murder?

>>8849876
Least favorite part of the game. I close my eyes and pretend it's rape.

>>8849879
Yeah, I have no idea what this is about. We were lead to believe that this was a murder, and Kay sure had fun pretending to be a suspicious, murdering cultist.

>>8849895
You can tell it's Japan because the moon has a Sharigan.

>>8849879
And that Int. K and/or Inq. Francie or executed Inq. Badd without the sanction of the Ordos? Man, that's going to be tough to justify, especially since Int. K wiped Badd's files.

>>8849934
Letting you guys know that I'm going to make a Gif of the next scene. It's too fucking awesome.

>>8849751
>I do not believe I recall seeing a list of your actions, other than investigating Lang's death.

The information was on a need-to-know basis.
You didn't need to know.

...I gave Scruffy a list, assuming he would give it to you.

>>8849879
>>8849918
>>8849969
On top of this, why would Kay, a member of my retinue, be doing undercover activities for a different Inquisitor? All without me knowing about it, as well.

>>8849918
She openly admitted to it.

rolled 5, 10, 8 = 23

>>8849982
*Ahem*

Did you just admit to responsibility for the actions of your acolytes?

alright guys im going to head back to my quarters. oh and naxtes here is my report of the knife and the knife itself.

>>8849982
SHES A HERETIC

>>8849934
Delivered, as promised! HA HA!

>>8849852
Sauce?

>>8849879
Fine, you can have it!

>>8849879
>>8849969
>the only reason we had to investigate anything here was because Kay did not give you the evidence she found and did not tell you of her suspicions before or after the murder

It's not as if you guys gave me the chance! I had to take action as soon as I got back. Word from the cult may have reached Uncle Badd before I did!

>t Int. K and/or Inq. Francie or executed Inq. Badd without the sanction of the Ordos? Man, that's going to be tough to justify, especially since Int. K wiped Badd's files.

The list I brought back should clarify a few points. You turned it over, right?

>>8850070
This one's a bit longer and larger. I always did like the transform sequences.

>What data slate?
>It was detailing my actions in this area, and the steps I have taken to root out this cult. Since you are now on this investigation, you need to know what has allready occured.
>The information was on a need-to-know basis. You didn't need to know.
.......

>>8850048
It was established yesterday that I have two interrogators: Kay and Gumshoe.

>>8850103
And back into the good stuff. Oh yeah!

>List turned over.

>>8850131
Looks like we're nearing the point of Auto-Sage and Image Limit. Uh oh guys!

>>8850101
How about when we wanted to have her fetched, which you objected to?

>>8850138
Get handwriting analysis on this note now!

>>8850101
I read the list. It clarifies nothing. Is it a list of taint-worthy targets, and successes? Or a list of enemies, and the stars indicate alternative actions? Inq. Badd may have simply been targeted for corruption, not that he had been successfully tainted.
You may have killed your Uncle Badd because you are dumb.

>>8850158
But worry not! Even if we auto-sage, I'll keep posting until we hit image limit! Cause I love you guys.

>>8850161
I think she just wants attention, and to waste valuable resources.

Now if you will excuse me, I have a pack of lho-sticks to take care of.

>>8850158
Not really. Autosage is 300 now. You're wasting your time.

>>8850171
The heretical runes indicate successes.

>>8850177
Oh my.

>On top of this, why would Kay, a member of my retinue, be doing undercover activities for a different Inquisitor? All without me knowing about it, as well.

I thought Interrogator Kay had your permission to come work for me.

>>8850220
Successful Tentacle is Successful.

>>8850138
>!!!

>>8850217
But Kay is on that list. Did Badd infiltrate the cult and Kay was ordered to eliminate him?

>>8850239
Dawww, look at those eyes. /tg/ likes dawww, don't you?

>>8850270
DAT TEDDY BEAR!

>>8850101
Besides, you passed by Inquisitor Franziska in the hall on the way over. You said as much yourself.

>>8850224
N-not that I recall.

>>8850310
Mmmm. Shower sex.

Archive the crap out of this. Someone.

>>8850332
I wouldn't vote for her.

Why, it's pretty good tentacle porn, but nothing amazing?

>>8850352

>>8850353
Hey! HEY! Screw you man! Mahou Shoujo Ai 2 is the love of my life!

>>8850329
Kay basically jumped ship and went to work for Franziska without Edgeworth's knowledge.

>>8850307
She honestly forgot.
I mean, bearing in mind she JUST KILLED HER UNCLE?

Also: see
>>8846928
Now, look at the knife, then at the statement.
>knife is covered with blood
and
>'I had it cleaned before I came here.'
Nobody picked up on this?

>>8850332
Hum. I had quoted a post that wasn't my own? How odd. I don't remember what it was.

>>8850381
We picked up on it as very damn suspicious.

>>8850381
I just assumed the picture was wrong.

>>8850388
Oh well. It doesn't matter, really.

>>8850381
I sorta assumed that since there's no clean knife sprite, I was to assume the knife was "clean".

>>8850403
Heh. Fondling.

>>8850381
The pic for that knife is too small. I though it had a red blade because it was a ceremonial knife.

>>8850413

You are aware that, while SAGE IN EVERY FIELD is a common thing to say, you only need to put it in the email field, correct? I mean, I can understand if in your rage you feel you need to put it everywhere, but just thought I'd point it out in case you didn't know.

>>8850413
Arcade games. Serious business.

>>8850411
>>8850401
>>8850402
Well, there is a clean one here:

I guess I should have specified the knife as 'COVERED IN BLOOD'.
Wait...
it is covered in blood.png
I'll greentext anything important in next time.

>>8850437
Aye. I'm aware. It's just something I do. Like sagebomb shitty threads.

>>8850434
see
>>8848537
As I said, I'll greentext it in.

It's archived already.

I enjoyed reading this thread.

I still think the sagefag is a moron for wasting his time.

>>8850448
Or wasting your time posting shitty hentai for an hour when you could just hide the thread. lol.

>>8850381
Saw it. Thought it was just a picture.

Inquisitors don't tend to kill Inquisitors without a bloody good reason. They might get killed back.
Kay "wiped files" because they MIGHT be tainted? That's for people higher up in the Inquisition to decide, not her. They might also have the names of associates, investigations, suspicions, operational successes and failures, hidden cells, so so much.
Kay working for Francie without telling Miles? Not likely of an Interrogator. Although, I don't know if you've read the fluff in Ascension.

Sorry, but currently the evidence points to Kay as a cultist/murderer/heretic, and Fran as possibly complicit. Not enough to denounce Fran on, but enough to bring Kay in for "Questioning." If Kay is actually innocent of all charges she may be reassigned - she can infiltrate, at least. I wouldn't deploy her for any other fieldwork.

>>8850448

Well, if that's how you get your thrills, more power to you.

>>8850464
Nah. I didn't waste my time. I enjoyed myself.

Plus it motivated me to make some .gifs.

Don't know why all you butthurt avatarfags assume every sagebomber is wasting his time. Like what you're doing is any more productive.

>>8850473
Apart from that, it WAS fun, and a better diversion than what I had originally planned.

Of course, now I have to go do what was originally planned. Damned Win7. Anyone know how to make Win7 see other machines on the LAN?

>>8850487
You assume we are butthurt, because you want to think that we are mad. You are a troll. We had fun in this thread regardless.

>>8850487
>Arguing about productivity on 4chan

>>8850486
You too. And thanks for helping with the cause.

>>8850498
Nope. Tried /g/?

>>8850500
It's what I do.

>>8850487
>Like what you're doing is any more productive.

Exactly. Which is why I hid all your posts. We both had a fun afternoon being unproductive.

>>8850464
I'm not sure it got archived. Double check?

>>8850473

While all that is true, remember: this is Ace Attorney Investigations: 40k.
It's not as grimdark darkgrim as straight up 40k.

Also:>>8850464
I'm touched :D

>>8850473
Leave it. This whole thing with uncertainties regarding Fran and Kay can be used as good character development in future threads. Though that means we'll need to reflect it to some degree.

All in character, OP, I swear.

>>8850532
Wait wait wait wait..... I'm familiar with 4chan tools hiding thread. But individual posts? What extension are you using?

>>8850550
Perhaps the script was updated? All I know is that I can hide posts at will.

>>8850441
This would help next time.

Also, I don't see this on the sup/tg/ archive, so I'll archive it.

>>8850621
4chan Tools doesn't have that..... Poster box thingie you got in the upper right hand corner. I have no idea what extension you're using. Screencap your Add-ons?

Okay then. Next one will be at 21:00 4-chan time.

Er, I wanna point something out as well, a stuffup on my part: The time between the investigation and the murder wasn't 10 hours, I just stuffed the time up. Running off Australia time, here.

Also: You can put anything that isn't pants-on-head retarded into this thread and I'll try and roll with it.

And Kay deleting all of Badd's files IS a plot point.
Wait...
>Kay deleting all of Badd's files IS a plot point.

Greentexted in.

>>8850660
Ah.

You're gonna want Greasemonkey + 4chan cleaner

pic related

Enjoy a more awesome 4chan

>>8850712
How do you get their tripcodes?

>>8850712
Ah. Thanks.

>>8850735
>!!1mYGYl/zgoU
That's the tripcode.

>>8850735
You put in the resulting code, not the key that generates it.

>>8850712

>tech to block tripfags
>poster is tripfag
>also lousy shoop of Z. post. Not feeding the troll at all, nope.

roffle

Final bump for the night.

Part 2 is archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845653/

Part 1 is here again. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8824506/

OP, I would suggest linking to both parts 1 and 2 next time, so confusion doesn't reign again.

>>8850768
>>8850735

Yeah. You can also separate different entries with a semicolon, followed with a space.

>>8850795
I anon like, 99% of the time. I don't give 2 shits whether my trip is blocked or not. I also nabbed the pic from a "I hate you know who" thread, and have enjoyed awesome 4chan ever since.

Also, who should I make the bad-guy next time?
Or should I just surpise y'all?

>>8850839
Go with what you think will work, just like any roleplaying game.

>>8850829
Derf, will do. Heh.
Also:
>What started off as a clean cut investigation into the murder of Inquisitor Tyrell Badd descends into confusion and tentacle rape.
Yeah.
AND: You can post as much as you want, DZNL.

AND: When I have someone give a testimony there's a line between each statement: you have to press the entire statement.

Anyway, I think that's all. See you next time, hombres.

Sprites are here-> http://court-records.net/

>>8850839
It shouldn't matter, so long as Parts 1 and 2 are "canon" and details from them aren't fucked with. Other than that, go wild.

>>8850889
lol


This really has been the most fun I've had all week. Thanks a ton, all who participate.

Oh, hell, I can't believe I missed this.

>>8850978
I can. It happened.

AGH CRAP.

I FORGOT TO SAY: IT'S NOT TOMORROW, IT'S THE DAY AFTER

I HOPE PEOPLE READ THIS AH CRAP.

>>8851014
Of the people that showed up and remained?

>>8850986
Ugh. One bottle of amasec and I'm out for the whole day...Inquisitor Franziska's going to kill me if she finds out. And trying to catch up on all the raw mission data needing processed...

Note to self: Wheedle a bionic stomach with built-in detoxifier from superior Tech-adepts, never deal with hangovers like this ever again.

>>8851046
Actually, I it'll be the liver that deals with the effects of alcohol.
And, long story short, Inquisitor is murdered on the ship, we are told to find the culprit, turns out it was an Interrogator that was moonlighting for Fran without telling her boss (we got her to confess), because the Inquisitor turned out to be a traitor, only the Interrogator didn't tell us or Fran.

Fran's still pissed at us though.