WELL THAT WENT WELL!

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Do your own homework.

ANGRONIUS, SANGUINORIUS, EMPERORIUM, PERTURABOIUS, MARANEUS CALAGARIUS, JANGTAI KHAAAAAAAAAAAANium

http://www.malleus.dk/Ordo/NameGenerator.aspx

Male Names

Suth
Sammael
Lhari Iltzsch
Rey
Tuan Ostasiewicz
Nestor Cabeza
Ardite Dinola
Gordian Delveechio
Mussius Klingberg
Felton
Beatus Himmelsbach
Marneus
Ferrus
Marcus Milo
Gothicus
Jude Boutchyard
Phrahnk Russ
Roboute
Granville
Rhett
Female Names

Stephane Garced
Lenna Bushie
Oneida Freeley
Ramonita Salvus
Duartes Afflick
Yen
Beyale
Gambell Lese
Sarina
Karren Bredahl
Devona
Lezelle Dinola
Salena
Oneida
Serina Perza
Dahood Cassis
Jonelle Cunnane
Dania Deliberato
Vallie
Quiana Marsters

Step 1.) Got to a record store.
Step 2.) Buy as many black metal CDs as possible.
Step 3.) Look in the liner notes of each album.
Step 4.) Make a list of the names of each band member.
Step 5.) TAH-DAH!!!

I had an idea for a Guardsman. His name was Jeltrick. He had 19 brothers.

Beltrick
Celtrick
Deltrick
Feltrick
Geltrick
Heltrick
Keltrick
Leltrick
Meltrick
Neltrick
Peltrick
Reltrick
Seltrick
Teltrick
Veltrick
Weltrick
Xeltrick
Yeltrick
Zeltrick

(Basically if he died I'd just use the same character sheet with a new name.)

>>8977093
He had 20 brothers.

The last one was named Steve.
No one liked Steve.

>>8977128
Steve was the only one who didn't join the Imperial Guard.

>>8977149
Sure he did, but not as a walking meatshield. Steve was the scrawny, nerdy, fa/tg/uy brother.

When it came time to join the Guard, Steve signed on as a mess hall cook.

>>8977204
Steve hasn't even ever used a gun to fight xenos or heretics in all his time in the Guard. Hell, even Beltrick killed a couple Chaos Cultists.

>>8977255
Deltrick is a damn glory hound, always bragging about that time he killed an Ork.

>>8977204

Wasn't Steve targeted by the Inquisition for creating chow so delicious, Slaanesh must surely have been involved?

>>8975988
Fuck you, OP. This thread is now about Steve.

>>8977316
Yeah, but they let him go as Innocent after tasting his Scintilla Clam Chowder.

>>8977316
Oh sure, he's a good cook and all, but the parents never approved; they thought that would dishonor their rich military history. But yeah, the guys he cooks for never ever complain.

>>8977255
...one of the Cultists being Xeltrick, of course.

I mean, just look at his name! It starts with an 'X' for chrissakes.

>>8977326
I think that recipe is SUPPOSED to be bad...

>>8977349
His family's military history is nowhere near as rich as his chowder, though.

>>8975988
What's the deal with OP pic?

>>8977352
Xeltrick took a nap, and the other guys put a "Purge me" sign on the back of his armor. I mean, come on. How could you resist?

Cabadath

>>8977394
It's about a character called Fumbles. Failed. ALL THE TIME.

Got possessed by a Daemonhost, was about to unleash a whole can of butthurt on the acolytes.

Image related.

>>8977326
His chowder's just the tip of the iceberg.

He was our mess cook in the Cadian 24th on Jaegersweld, and lemme tell ya, that guy could probably make sqiggoth steaks taste as good as the Emperor's very tears.

>>8977444
The silent king, or something?

Goddamn it, I can't remember. Something by Yatzhee.

>>8977461
Oh, ok. Thank you.

Heh, his name is Fumbles. I get it.

>>8977495
"And he knew the name of the king." That's what it was.

We don't talk about what happened to Jeltrick. They say those documents were seized by the Inquisition. But from what I hear, his group got sucked into someplace in the Warp, and they held onto their crash zone for two weeks. They only had about three or four survivors by the end of it, but still. Nobody's seen him since he got back.

>>8977495
Tall man, The Prince, Cabadath

All the same perso...creature.

>>8977093
Wait, wasn't Peltrick the guardsman who single-handedly purged all the Demon-Serpents from the craft-world of Ayerlyndd?

Now he's revered as St. Peltrick.

>>8977444

11. "But rejoice, Arrogant Man, for I have
provided another opportunity to fight your fate. Simply defeat your successor
and return to my side."

12. The New Prince faced the Arrogant Man. And the
New Prince threw down the Arrogant Man.

13. And the Arrogant Man knew the name of the King.

>>8977352
Heltrick ended up being swayed by the power of Chaos as well. He even ended up starting a murder cult that killed the pregnant wife of a Commisar...

They kept chanting "Heltrick Skeltrick."

When the Inquisition found him, he had a Chaos icon carved into his forehead, and had let his beard grow quite scraggly.

>>8977600
Yeah, Neltrick pops over there every so often for vacation. It isn't really that great of a place, but since he's St. Peltrick's brother, they treat him like a king. The rest of them would, but they're all busy.

I hear Meltrick moved to Armageddon and joined the Steel Legion. Not because he wanted to fight Orks, but because he liked their uniforms. Can you believe it?

>>8977697
From what I hear, that entire Craftworld has been a beautiful place to live ever since the IoM took control. Green fields fucking everywhere.

The locals still tell reports of Banshees roaming around, though, so the Eldar may be planning to retake it.

Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
Celtrick
Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
Feltrick
Geltrick
Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
Keltrick
Leltrick
Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
Reltrick
Seltrick
Teltrick
Veltrick
Weltrick
Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
Yeltrick
Zeltrick
Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector

I met Geltrick once. He's a guardsman in the Death Korps. He voluntarily joined.

That man is not right in the head.

>>8977842
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS LIST!!!

Apparently Teltrick is very popular with the Techpriests. he always sells them any non-heretical gadgets he finds when he's on a mission. The Techpriests fix the tech up, and sell it for much higher on other worlds. That guy got himself enough cash to buy a damn plasma gun.

Celtrick originally signed up to join the Imperial marching band in the Mordian Iron Guard, but he was kicked out because he insisted on trying to incorporate bagpipes, tin whistles, and hand drums into everything. To this day, the Mordians still have a severe distaste for what they dubbed "Celtrick Music."

Veltrick got inducted into Armor. I think a damaged hellhound commander ordered him to be gunner. Something along the lines of "It's a Emperor-damned flamer! It's not like you can MISS."

Leltrick was seconded into the retinue of that Canoness back in the Margin Crusade. At the time we thought he was a lucky bastard, but I saw him yesterday after three years and well... maybe death by snoo-snoo isn't such a joke after all.

>>8978060
Funny man. When I rule the world, I send you a nice fruit basket.

Zeltrick is a veteran Kasrkin. He once destroyed an Ork tank by climbing on top of it and throwing a frag in through the hatch.

>>8978060
Are you sure that wasn't Keltrick?

>>8978118
Aw, who knows. It doesn't help that Celtrick, Keltrick, and Seltrick look a lot alike, either.

>>8978138
Geltrick and you-know-who looked a lot alike, too.

>>8978138
I think they were all gonna start a band together, but it never got off the ground because they couldn't agree on who the bandleader should be, and thus, be named after.

>>8978191
I do think Zoan-Trope is the only acceptable name.

Yeltrick joined the Catachans, but he didn't last too long. Being a show-off, he'd give away his unit's position by shouting "Look at me!" and doing a cartwheel or something. They fragged him on his third abush mission.

Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
Celtrick - Former Mordian Iron Guard marching band member
Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
Feltrick
Geltrick - Death Korps of Krieg
Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
Keltrick
Leltrick - Member of a Canoness's retinue
Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
Reltrick
Seltrick
Teltrick - Tech dealer and plasma gun operator
Veltrick - Hellhound gunner
Weltrick
Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)
Zeltrick - Killed an Ork tank with a frag grenade
Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector

Last I heard, Weltrick made it to the rank of Sargent in the Valhallan 18th Light Infantry. The rest of the Tundra Wolves consider him a fine leader and good soldier, so everything seems to be going well for him.

Feltrick threw a magnet at a Necron. It worked. He got a medal.

Weltrick was a funny chap. He got killed during a chaos assault.

A bloodletter split him cleanly in half.

>>8978446
Damn, that sucks. I hadn't heard. And everything seemed to be going so well for him...

Seltrick once leapt onto a Tau Gun Drone and surfed it across the battlefield, shooting everything in sight. It was pretty awesome, until it crashed. He was in Medicae for three weeks.

>Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)

Great line. Simple, funny.

>>8978446
So he became a...

double-Ueltrick?

>>8978581
Aw, too soon, too soon.

Keltrick was in the Tallarn 892nd, but he was shot and killed by Commisar Rezail on Khadar for fleeing an oncoming Tyranid assault.

>>8978325

Wait you didn't hear about Seltrick? Oh man...

I served with him in the 45th Grenadiers. We were all but wiped out when a band of Xenos slavers ambushed our patrol. They overtook our right flank and captured Seltrick and a few others. Who knows where they are now.

I heard Reltrick served with distinction with the Elysian 41st in the 13th Black Crusade.

Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
Celtrick - Former Mordian Iron Guard marching band member
Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
Feltrick - Killed a Necron with a magnet
Geltrick - Death Korps of Krieg
Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
Keltrick - Deceased (fleeing from certain death)
Leltrick - Member of a Canoness's retinue
Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
Reltrick - Elysian Drop Trooper
Seltrick - POW and Gun Drone surfing aficionado
Teltrick - Tech dealer and plasma gun operator
Veltrick - Hellhound gunner
Weltrick - Deceased (Chaos assault)
Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)
Zeltrick - Killed an Ork tank with a frag grenade
Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector

Alright. I think that's everybody.

>>8978645
Well, I think that's all of them.

Did Jeltrick have any sisters, per chance?

>>8978679
Well, he had a half-sister named Zekka.

>>8978674
Well done gentlemen, well done.

And in a mere hour-and-a-half, to boot.

I heard that after Celtrick was kicked out by the Mordian marching band, he joined the Praetorian Highlanders.

>>8978715
I once assisted my friend in burglarizing his own house in a time period of 10 minutes or so. Actual time spent inside the house was about 2, preparation was the rest.

>>8975988
Here's a never-fail formula for a sci-fi tough-guy name:

First Name: pick any hard construction material.
Second Name: pick any Biblical person/place name.

Examples: Brick Lazarus, Stone Bethlehem, Nails Jerusalem

>>8978819
Holy damn, Brick Lazarus is the best name.

>>8978819

Breezeblock Soddom.

>>8978819
Jack "Jackhammer" Methuselah

Hey, you're onto something here...

>>8978819
Claybrick Huffington.

Quick note. The family is of the last name Ralancorm. Their mother and father were both Guardsmen. The mother, named Sila, is dead, and the father, named Aeltrick, is still alive, as an officer in the Cadians. Zeltrick is in his company, and his favorite son, though he would never admit it if asked. He remarried about a year after Sila died, and had a daughter which was named Zekka. Zekka is currently training to become an Imperial Assassin.

>>8978890
You think that's good, check this out. For any schemer-type BBG, just use this formula:

First Name: pick any Roman emperor/poet name.
Second Name: pick any negative emotion.
Bonus points for alliteration.

Examples: Seneca Scorn, Gaius Sorrow, Diocletian Rage, Hadrian Seethe...

>>8979010
bob dull

>>8978819
Rebar Samson

>>8978819
Bolt Nazareth
Rivet Abraham

Cedar Sinai... oh wait.

>>8979010
Xeno names:

Look at a map of ancient Greece and pick a city. Then replace one consonant in the name with a 'z', 'k', or 'x'.

Examples: Thraxe, Sparza, Theskia, Axhens, Mizoa...

Feltrick once got stuck with some Angry Marines for a week while fighting Eldar. Apparently they yelled at him so much he couldn't hear for a couple days afterward.

>>8977911

It's my understanding that Geltrick joined the Kriegan Death Korp as an act of penance for what happened to his twin brother, Jeltrick.

>>8979240
The worst part is they don't even know if Jeltrick is dead or not. Damn, I bet if someone got a hold of those reports, it'd be an interesting read...

I'm thinkin' that this thread is dead or dying.

Just go here and enter some word.
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

I used Destroyer for example, and got names like

Reed Tyros
Strode Rye
Drest Yore

Bump in the name of Steve and his brothers.

>>8980211
seconded.

damn, now I'm hungry for Scintillan Clam Chowder...

Any chance we can archive this shit?

>>8979520
>Strode Rye
>Rye Strode
>Ruel Stroud

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