Find the musical instruments and become a Bard.

I bring an external hard drive, a sleeping bad and some pillows, and a bunch of seeds/gardening equipment

You know, I would rather this thread be a post-apoch survival how to thread.

Bring lots of porn. Become god level trader.

I'll grab a gun and as much ammo as I can carry, either to rule over /tg/ with an iron fist, or kill myself when I can't stand it any longer. (I'm giving myself a week.)

Oh shit, I am naked. No possessions for me. D:

i've never been inside or even seen a costco...i live in nyc we don't have things like that

>>9071581
>The internet still exists, though you can only talk to people who survived
How is this different than how I normally live, aside from now I live in a store, and have all the free food and equipment I want?

Sure, it's going to be lonely, but life is already lonely as a neckbeard on the internet.

The only thing I'll miss is, yeah, other people, but also not getting new porn from Japan twice a year.

honestly i would move over to the /fa/ or /ck/ or even lol the /b/ board at least there might be women maybe or men who look like women good enough right?

>>9071581

I will survive by bringing along with my gaming gear, my gun. I like the sound of King Wasteland.

>>9071673
You have 10 minutes to gather shit

No women on the internet.

Become stress relief.

>>9071686
Dude, there will probably be 20 fa/tg/uys there (depends how popular the thread is), what is there not to like?

>>9071581
I'd rather just roam my city as the sole survivor.
Can we bring any items we are holding onto?

hahahaha Im going to eat all the food you fucks can survive off my fecal matter and if your lucky ill let you kiss my gf's foot pions

Someone's got to bring some ganja seeds.
Please

WITH THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!

Can we get sunlight?

oh look its the trapped in the Wal-Mart thread again. Really I would think you could be a tad more creative than this seriously

>>9071768
>you get 10 minutes
>with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).

An assault rifle with a full duffle bag of ammunition along with an extensive set of gardening tools and a video gaming console.
Kill everything except for several women. Live the rest of my life out happily in the knowledge that my genes will be the basis for all /tg/ life.

>>9071708
>men who look like women good enough right

Got plenty of them on /tg/. We're sorted in that department.

Fucking Costcos, we'd all go insane in a few weeks.

>>9071786
I posted this 6 months ago.
Look, I don't like quest threads because not everyone can just join in. They are made for a select group of people who follow the story. In this thread, anyone can chime in, AND you can have more advanced plans between people.
If you can come up with another idea that follows that kind of idea, tell me, because I'd love to know.
4chan island is stale, so I kinda like the idea of this thread

I grab all my pot + seeds + young plants, and all my gardening tools. I can find actual food seeds on site.

Become the ruler of agriculture.

Id make the hot chocolate for everyone.

>>9071801
>Implying you're the only person bringing a gun.

>>9071801

....Do you have an assault rifle and duffle bag of ammunition on you? Because if you do, then good for you. But if not, then my full auto C7 is going to wreck your shit. I can get to my armoury within the ten minutes, especially if I don't need to worry about traffic.

>>9071833
hey, >>9071770 here. Thanks. Someone had to do it, might help people calm down.

trap at my work wouldn't be fun... Dear god I hope I can turn off the light some times. Bring alot of pnp books, My pc, and my bow.

>>9071761
The 20 fa/tg/uys.

Seriously, none of us would tolerate eachother if we knew what we all smell like.

>>9071861
I look forward to stuffing the vents full of paper towls and hotboxing AN ENTIRE COSTCO FUCK YES.

People, don't forget to bring your D&D shit. If you are on /tg/, you probably play it/40k, so bring it

>>9071827
I'd bring lots of books with reread value, a laptop, dice, my harddrive, and whatever else I can think of.

>>9071801

Here's my assault rifle, where's yours?

Bring all of my books and my dice.
Action Figures are optional.

>>9071860
>C7
>Canadian M16
>repeated attempts to unjam weapon whilst taking 7.62 rounds to the chest

>objects on your person


BUT I'M IN A TANK TOP AND BOXERS

who wants to play some dungeons and dragons?

>Trapped in a Costco with other members of /tg/
imokaywiththis.jpg

If there's no people how will we get more video games? I doubt the 200 max scrubs on 4chan will be able to scrape together Mass Effect 3.

>>9071897
And the aforementioned duffel bag full of ammunition?

>>9071829

4chan Island was terrible.

Just saying.

And you need new ideas if you want to create something other than quest thread.

Or just make a quest thread, like normal people.

>How does /tg/ plan to survive?
Blissfully.

>ten minutes
Grab my laptop and USB stick. I want my own personal computer and my porn.

Collect as many 40k and Warmachine models as I can rules can be downloaded from the internet so no need to worry about bringing those. Dump them, and my laptop, into a rucksack.

Rush upstairs, spend the remaining time quickly grabbing as many clothes as I can. I'll want several pairs, both of mens and womens. I'm trappy enough to pass with a little practice and my Sister is about the same size and build as me, so I can get hers just before I'm teleported.

also jesus christ you gunpeople are scary.

>>9071897

lol, saiga.

As I said, armoury. Nice to see you outside of /k/, WW.

>>9071912
>Herp derp everything but AK47's always jam all the time I learned everything I know from Call of Duty.

DREAM. COME. TRUE.

>>9071940

Scary sexy, right?

>>9071928
First 1/2 times were good. When people kept remaking it, it got annoying.

I'd form a group of the healthiest and strongest and we would dominate.

The manchildren would be our grots.

>>9071912

>has clearly never used an M16

DURR M16 JAMS EVERY SHOT! AK RULEZ! AMIRITE GUIZ!?

>>9071953
No, just scary. "Wouldn't feel comfortable sitting next to you on a bus" scary.

>>9071801 here
I think this thread has been trolled sufficiently.

>>9071581
>How does /tg/ plan to survive?
Carefully

Try and get along with everyone. Eventually we'll get bored and start feeling trapped. To stop this, we form a pleasure cult.

>>9071743

And YOU will be a part of it.

>>9071953
No, scary stupid. We are living in an extremely small society with absolutely no security concerns, and your first response is "kill everyone I dont want to rape."

Not that anyone thinks you have the balls to do it.

>>9071963
I mean first 2, not first half btw

>>9071966

King Wasteland already will demand a daily mile jog, and he rules justly with his divine mandate (Converted Saiga)

Kill self before spending eternity with Tg

/thread.

>>9071986
Bitchin'

>>9071974
It is a delicious failure of a weapon.
You must eat it.

>>9072007
A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn.
And considering it only took several hundred people to rush a machine gun nest in WWI, I think you'd better rethink your strategy, Mr. Potential dictator, lest you fall asleep on your bed of whores and lies and never awaken.

>>9071988

Thats other guy, my plan is to rule as a beloved tyrant, and shoot the countless empty cans that will form off living from costco food.

And maybe shooting one or two people, but not too many.

So, what have we got so far? Two traps (WIZARDBEAM I WANT TO PUT BITS OF MYSELF INSIDE YOU), several gun-nuts, and some miscellaneous fa/tg/uys.

>>9071931
Grab your sister too. So we can all have a round with her.

Some one needs to bring digging equipment.
Food will last us 10 years, so we need to be able to make some of our own food

bumptolive

>>9072060
But she's dead

>>9072050
So long as those one or two people include the guy who wants to kill everyone, and the guy who wants to eat all the food, we're cool, I'll let you be my king.

I'm considering this to be like that show the Colony. With a bunch of the other Costcos being the other buildings. The guys with guns will be our security detail while the rest try to survive and elaborate on our supplies before they run out. A lot of that food has an expiry date.

I recommend sending out patrols to scout the surrounding area and make contact with other islands. Maybe trade supplies the other doesn't have. Also, we need to be careful of the more agressive groups. Groups like /k/ are going to want to kick some ass, so if they somehow manage to get together and not implode on eachother, then we should really beef up defenses against them. Maybe even try and gather the few actual soldiers in their ranks to limit their organization and ability. Basically, let's poach the best of each group to make a super group.

>>9072060
I'm not strong enough to lift her, so I don't think I could take her along.

So who will be the ruler?

>>9072050
generaldispleasureimagemacro.jpg

>How does /tg/ plan to survive?


If I play my cards right I don't. If I was kept from going outside ever again. I'm sorry I'd kill myself before that. Have fun with my version of hell.

>>9072052
And me, the Garden Prince.
My bud is kind and my tomatoes are plentiful, and all who are worthy will share in the harvest.

I'd get the fuck dressed and bring some paper and shit. I'd also cut my hair so I don't look like a fag.

>>9071581

meh. I bring my weight in worthwhile clothes, my shitty laptop, and my knife.

Anything I want I can get from the cosco.

How do I plan to survive? Not long, without any proper excavation tools.

I'll make a go of growing shit, and when that fails, I'll probably just go mad, won't I?

>>9072050
I would shoot you in the face with my Mauser from across costco whilst you slept. Have fun being dead.

I pile things to the roof, and escape out of one of the skylights.
Costco has sky lights.

Also, I see no reason to bring weapons other than to fight the people here. So I take my laptop, charger, and PSP.

>>9071743
I'll take you up on that offer.

>>9072081
There is no island.
You can dig into the earth, and dig in a random direction, but you'll only find them if you hit their tunnel.
Seriously, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack

>>9072081
>Basically, let's poach the best of each group to make a super group.

And this is why I love /tg/

>>9072081
But we have enough Spess Murheens to protect ourselves.

>>9072084

Whoever finds the managers badge first.

>>9072038

You dare defy King Wasteland and his decrees of mild exercise and hygiene!?!

Guards, take this one away...have him meditate on the tree of woe...which is a cage in between 2 neckbeards arguing about 4th ed vs 3.5

RATION LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>9072110
You have an entire supporting community of people, including a benevolent ruler and his slavshit finger of god.

>>9072113
You go up to the sky light, but it turns out to be just a box that changes colours

>>9072130
OH GOD I AM SORRY DEAR LEADER PLEASE LET ME OUT.

>>9072116

So, the costco is just sitting randomly in the middle of a desert? Can we not leave or something?

>>9072165
We're assuming it's like, walocalypse sized I think.

>>9072181

And we can't leave to patrol the surroundings and whatnot?

>>9072112

I will bring the nugget just to piss you off.

>>9072081

/k/ is going to want a taste of /v/ and /b/, they have no reason to attack /tg/ and we really have nothing they want, besides, there are many nec/k/beards out there, and for the most part, /k/ has few guns.

/b/ is the real threat.

Spend time to make molotovs. Burn the store, kill people.

Murder without punishment, fuck yeah.

I bet /tg/'s settlement would be one of the better ones.

With our extensive knowledge of DF, I bet we could create a sustainable environment

I would horde all the bubble gum to myself, and only give it out to those who are trustworthy.

>>9072165
yeah you're stuck there. In a prefab building/warehouse forever, no way in. No way out. Welcome to hell for anyone who liked to go outdoors.

>>9072130
Enforced hygene, I'm cool with. Exercise? I've got a lightening-fast metabolism. I eat trash all day and I'm as thin as a rake. Don't need to exercise.

>>9072104
>I'd also cut my hair so I don't look like a fag.

No, keep it long. /tg/mart is going to need more...*girls*...

>>9072203
/b/ would just shit and piss itself to death while it's members asked each other if they liked mudkips.

>>9072203

>bringing the nugget

Cool. It's not like I wanted to hear or anything.

>>9072165
>>9072181
It's regular sized.
>The building is sealed, although air still goes through the vents, and the building still gets power, it gets water, and it gets gas for the stoves. If you dig at the walls, you just get more wall, if you dig down, you get dirt
It's just more wall until you hit another store, which might be pretty unlikely because there's 49 other stores, and it's spread out across a fuck huge distance

>>9072207

if only half of the posters wouldnt be violent, antisocial, destructive psychopaths

>>9072161

Very well....but first, you must undertake a quest... we must capture someone from /ck/. I entrust you with my most holy mosin nagant to aid you on your quest, it will serve you well as a club or spear.

>>9071581

I love 4chan island!

>>9072233

It's not about weight, it's about physical fitness. How fast can you run a mile? If the answer is anything over 5 minutes, you're doing it wrong.

If anyone here brings a pair of cats to the /tg/ Costco Fortress, I swear to God...

>>9072203
you would be right if it they had more numbers, but they don't.

Fuck it. I'll spoil the food supplies cause mold and bacteria to spread where I can and generally pollute a place that would piss me off.

Just call me papa Nurgle in this shit stain of a settlement.

>>9072267
Other anon here, I'm already from /ck/. I'm actually a chef.

Mission accomplished

.>>9072297
Shit man, should i just drop them now?

>>9072297

Cats are too be encouraged, those with allergies may borrow my gasmask. We need a source of daaaawwwww to help morale.

>>9072273
>How fast can you run a mile?

Can't. Would collapse in very little time at all.

Besides, why do we *need* to be fit? It's not like we have to do strenous exercise. OP has clarified that we're almost never likely to find another building to link up with so mining all the time is pointless. We don't need to hunt for food. About the most strenous activities would be restacking shelves with things from the warehouse and working in the gardens.

>>9072297

no cats? WTF are we supposed to skin and brew with?

>>9072331

It's the premise. Why let yourself atrophy just because?

>>9072331
Oh, and the trap sex. That could get kinda strenous after a while.

>>9072267
It'll be 5/6 years in until you hit another store probably

Posting to preserve myself

don't forget the whole THERE IS NO SORT OF WAY TO OBTAIN MORE FOOD IN A COSTCO

ENJOY YOUR SLOW PAINFUL DEATH, YOU BABIES...

at least you don't have to worry about clean water, fire, and shelter, so that's gonna be a very slow and painful death

>>9072346
Alternatively, why exercise, just because? If someone is happy being unfit, and fitness is not necessary, why force them? If people want to be fit, let them, if they want to be unfit, let them.

So ive got my 40k stuff + rulebooks, computer, nWoD stuff dice, clothes, 2 cats and my DS.

>>9072346
It's supposed to be a long term thing that might happen.
And the people from the other boards will still be online, so you might trade information/try to find each other

so what kind of music should we play. Will everyone get angry if i play Coldplay?

>>9072370
Costco stocks food, doesn't it? I'm a Britfag so I've never been in one, but I'm assuming it's just a huge general store that stocks everything from food to DIY tools. There store rooms are also stocked, so there's got to be enough food for a year or two before they run out. I'll take that over dying immediately.

>>9072370
There's dirt, water, people are bringing gardening supplies.
All the rice and stuff combined with local agriculture will last for years on end.

>>9072370
Seeds, bro. We'd probably end up growing most of our food. Not completely posistive how we'd manage without sunlight, but unlimited water is a plus

>>9072373

I'm not endorsing forced exercise, Wasteland Warrior is. I'm simply wondering why you wouldn't be willing to try and improve yourself.

>>9072407

I wouldn't.

I'll bring the hipster garbage and the dad rock.

>>9072408
We had someone working at Costco. They can feed 100 people for 3 years.
They know this because Costco got that information because they count as a shelter in case of flooding/hurricane etc

>>9072437
Hydroponics I guess

DS, Charger, laptop, DnD rulebooks and miniatures, warhammer rulebooks and armies...

Yeah, I think I'm set

>>9072373

Mental health. Without work or some kind of routine the mind tends to go to strange places. So 10 minutes of exercise a day would both assist in keeping /tg/ pleasant looking but pleasant minded. In addition, should we ever have to leave the costco, we would be more prepared.

Or do you want to bow to your new overlords from /fit/? instead of a loveable tyrant such as myself.

>>9072437

I'm sure there's UV lights or something. Hydroponics could probably be set up. Or whatever the fuck weed dealers do to grow shit inside.

>>9071897
I love you, Wasteland.

this is shaping up to not suck.

Everyone gets teleported, guns blaze, crazies shoot each other in the madness.

Eventually, one crazy left. He has to sleep sometime.

Then shit can actually get awesome, and the not-sucking can begin.

But I'm currently wearing nothing..

>>9072477
That's some good thinking! I think i would side with you if try to take over the Costco.

So if we were going to grow stuff using UV lights, wouldn't the bulbs eventually burn out?

Then we're real fucked

I guess the idea here is BIODOME! BIODOME! BIODOME! BIDOME! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

I mean, if there's seeds and shit, plant those fuckers. Don't flush shit away, because you need the nutrients from your shit to keep the vitamins and minerals in the system. I dunno, like set aside most of the costco as farmland. We got shittons of dirt, so THAT'S COOL.

If they don't have seeds, bring seeds. And farming equipment and shiiit.

>>9072477
We'd need to start digging.
For crops at start, eventually for more space, and finally trying to contact other colonies.
That'd be the exercise.
Mining shifts would be rewarded with a bed to sleep on, and similar such rewards

>>9072520
You have 10 minutes until
>with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).

This would be more amusing if the Costco were self stocking. What would happen if we were trapped in limitless abundance?

>>9072538
And whats to stop me from simply taking a bed anyways? Not like there's a shortage

>>9072477

As long as I get a spot in the security team/bodyguard, I'll back you.

Inb4 tripfag we'resoawesome circlejerk

>>9072559

You think I can be bothered to try and collect things in a mere 10 minutes..?

>>9072522

Just some routine to keep people from drifting off to excess and sloth. Maybe even assign jobs to kill time. The scandinavian countries have people go in sun rooms for an hour a day during winter so they don't get all depressed, same idea just with some light exercise.

>>9072564
PURE

HEAVEN

>>9072446
Because courting physical fitness is something I don't have much interest in. I have tried exercise and find it unpleasent in the extreme; because the end result doesn't motivate me enough to make the discomfort worth it, I don't see the point in putting myself through undue stress to fit in with someone elses' view of 'improving myself'.

>>9072447
Sorry, but I'm blasting Ween all day everyday.

>>9072523
There are plants that grow without sunlight.
Though they aren't food bearing, unless someone can prove me otherwise (please do)

die thread die

>>9072617

Mushrooms?

>>9072617
Endless supply of mediocre lettuce?

>>9072594
The point would be this would be a society.
If you do not have the fitness or will to keep yourself up to the society's specs, you are a waste of food and hatred towards you will indeed be fostered. If you aren't willing to contribute in such a menial way you had better have a fucking amazing skill to compensate for that.

To those inquiring about supplies:
We have all the dirt and water we need, and costco carries fertilizer, and probably High Pressure Sodium Lamps, and Ph testers.
Using those things, I can grow basically anything I have seeds for.

The first thing I would do when I got there is to roll up a joint and get to work uprooting floor tiles somewhere that is low traffic, like, by a wall. But not in a corner. Then start planting seeds.
Start off small, to gauge how much we need, and scale up until we are totally self-sustainable by the time we run out of pre-stocked supplies.
After that, we use the rest of available space to plant luxury crops, like Cannabis, Spices, etc.

Did anyone bring any cows or deer? so we get some meat later on? Cause i would perfer not to only eat veggies and Fruit

>>9072571
Well if it's fully stocked, they probably will have a bunch of beds.
Another point, we'd probably need to take out some of the bulbs, if they all go out we'd go mad

>>9072636
Any fruit?

>>9072635
>Implying one needs to go running every day in order to cook, clean, and perform other basic tasks

>>9072641
No, but we have cats

>>9072641
Plants are more viable to maintain.

If we had animals, we'd need to feed them too.

>/tg/ survival thread

DID SOMEONE MENTION AN OPENING FOR TRAPS?

>>9072624
I know mushrooms, but they aren't that big of a supply. Maybe in a gigantic cavern, we'd have a lot of time to dig

>>9072641
Yeah, sorry, cows and shit are extremely hard to take care of.
We could probably afford some pigs, maybe chickens. But cows are a definite No-no, they are extremely inefficient with Food put in > Meat put out ratio.
Pigs can eat anything we dont from the plants, same with chickens, and chickens produce eggs.
Maybe goats would also be kosher, if you want milk.
But cows are right out.
Also you probably weigh less than 1, and couldn't bring one, let alone a breeding pair.

What about fish? Is there a pet section in a costco? Ive never been in one so i have no idea.

>>9072331
>Implying /tg/ wouldn't dig to create a fortress.

Uh if there are no places for private bedrooms where will all the trap sex and copious amounts of masturbation occur? Stalls are gross and people will shit there.

>>9072641
We can get the fat ones with weight comparable to said animals to do that

then we can eat both.

>>9072676
>>9072635
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T RUN.
THEY SHOULD BE DIGGING, SO WE GET CAVERNS TO GROW MUSHROOMS, SO IT'S POINTLESS PHYSICAL EXERCISE, BUT HELPING EVERYONE

>>9072697
Yup. We've got two or three signed up already.

>>9072747

WELL SIGN ME UP FUCKERS

Grab my English Grammar textbook for my graduate class. Someone has to teach you motherfuckers how to speak and write english.

>>9072676

Look at it this way, we are stuck together, even if none of us are initially armed, weapons could be made. If some of the group are working hard to make the Costco a nice place to live, while others squelch off them and contribute nothing, resentment will rise. With no police nothing stops the contributing members from just killing the non contributors. The exercise is meant to instill a sense of routine and to help keep the /tg/ group healthy. I doubt we have any doctors here and if someone becomes ill because of their poor health then they are fucked.

You can't grow food in a store. The only reliable source of food would be other people, and the quality of their meat would degrade rapidly.

Additionally, assuming 100+ people, stealth and quiet hunting would be impossible. And due to the human bias against cannibalism, the only reliable food source would be unavailable.

I wouldn't bother bringing equipment-nothing I can carry would help me. I would simply bear my hunger until the death toll started getting high enough that no one would notice a few bodies going missing.
I would mostly live off dead people. I would however prepare myself for the fact that my death was assured.

>>9072733
Use shower curtains to section areas off for privacy. Maybe in the warehouse, so they're slightly away from everyone else?

>>9072672
Trees are almost impossible to provide light for, so we will basically be limited to ground fruit like watermelons.

This is all null and void if we can rip the roof off this bitch, then we could grow whatever the fuck we wanted.

Wait a minute.
>Chickens and pigs the only meat.
>Watermelon the only fruit.
>Guy in charge of growing is a pothead.
Oh dear god.

>>9072731
Great idea actually.
With infinite water, could we not get an area for fish to live in? We'd have to feed them for weeks, and it'd have to be big fresh water fish, and multiple pairs, but it's worth the risk right?

>>9072761
>You can't grow food in a store.
Marijuana is an extremely light-hungry plant.
My 6 juvenile plants that have never seen the light of day say "fuck you" in their tiny plant voices.

I blast open the doors.

sure, there is only more wall behind the wall. but I'm going for the fucking doors.

Someone bring a copy of dwarf fortress, so we'll all remember that the first fucker who even thinks about starting a tantrum spiral gets no cheetos for the rest of the day.

>>9072761

Hey, do you happen to be from Leningrad by chance?

>>9072794
If you dig up, it's just more wall

>>9072759
Spent twenty-two years alive doing as little strenous excersise as possible and, while it's left me terribly skinny and unfit, otherwise in good health. I can't remember the last time I got sick worse than an unpleasent cold. And to be honest, simple low-skilled work - cooking, cleaning, sweeping, general 'maintenance' work that would be wasted on someone with a genuine skill or high physical fitness - is the sort of stuff I enjoy doing anyway. Allows the mind to daydream and wander without slowing down working.

I will found a trap city in the rafters, and get some of the /k/ommandos to act as "Bouncers", so to speak.

If there is dirt, then there will be some worms there as well, we can eat the worms or feed em to the fish.

>>9072794
Does anyone here even know how to farm fish? Or for that matter have something besides goldfish which are really just shitty little carp that are bony as all fuck?

>>9072837

Oh my God. Warrior, do I have permission to kill this guy?

>>9071787

Covered, now that I've posted.

>>9072837


I'm not mandating we train to be pro athletes, just saying a jog around the store for a ew laps keeps anyone from getting too doughy. Without the routine to keep the mind busy the place becomes less of a society and more of a prison.

>>9072869
We got 10 minutes.
Maybe someone lives close to a pet store?

>>9072885
Give who ever comes in 1st a prize so people will try and run/exercise.

I'm living on a farm-like plot out in the sticks right now. What sort of livestock/seeds do y'all want? I can also see if I can get one of the UV lamps from the barn (the previous owner left 'em).

Supplies limited to 180 lbs. I've got chickens, pigs, a cow, and some rabbits. Seeds, I've got all kinds.

Id probably race off around the house, gathering my survival gear and pretend im a STALKER, stealing the best goods (ammo and such) so i can create my own power base.

Also, my neiboughers are drug dealers, mainly weed. so id run over before the 10 minutes is up, grab as much weed/seeds as i can.

End up becoming minister of agriculture.

>>9072885
Why aren't you responding to my comments about digging instead of running?

>>9072874

If he is killed, then the body will have to be dealt with. I would prefer we didn't resort to cannibalism, and when you die, you start to stink. So if you are prepared to kill someone, you have to eat them and make sure they don't poop all over the place when they die.

That store better have lots of /tg/ stuff

>>9072869
Fish are cool bros, they take care of themselves in a fairly small, non-diverse enviornment. They need a source of food and something to clean the shit, but that is not an issue, as we can feed them worms like another anon said, and there are freshwater fish that live off fish waste.
Costo would likely have fish food, or something we could feed them that we can't eat, so we're in good until their enviornment becomes diverse enough to be self-sustaining, or we find something we can grow that feeds them.

Point.
If we can scrounge up enough smoke detectors, and find someone dumb enough to take out all the americium - we've got ourselves a radioisotope generator, which we can use to do things such as power lights for plant growth [just needs broad visible light spectrum emission and some UV range, mix and match a few different sources like black-light, incandescent, LED, others]

Or use to split up our infinite water supply, giving us an oxyhydrogen flame source. (2800celsius)
Which we can obviously use to kill smelt shit, and kill anything lurking aboot with fire.

>>9072894
Thats still not going to get you any food fish...Theres a reason they are pets. You need something that can get to at least a pound in weight to even begin to think you need food stock.

>>9072898 you sir are a god.

No anal with traps. Or at least, very rarely. Want to keep them bungholes tight. Blowjobs all the time, sorry guys.

>>9072869
Sticks-guy here from >>9072898 . I've got a couple fish in a pond out back, but I doubt I'd be able to get them out within 10 minutes. I think they're either Perch or some kind of Bass.

>>9072898

just take all the seeds you can as well as many chicken and rabbits.

>>9072907
>>9072907

Unless we have an engineer, I would prefer not to dig, as the tunnels would become unsafe. Also, digging tends to be strenuous, and look at how angry people are getting over a mile job.

>>9072922
I live close to a fishery.
Not that close though

>>9072898
Potato, Carrot, Tomato seeds.
3 hens, 1 rooster.
The rest is personal preference. Bring your xbox or whatever.

>>9072915
We already get
>gas for the stoves
for the flame.
So if someone wants to destroy the store, they can flood it, or set off the gas

>>9072908

I'd be willing to bury his underweight ass. Just asking because I don't want to disturb the peace.

>>9072901
Fuck you, that's my job.

>>9072802

Unless there was tons of soil in the store, any dirt you had would quickly become devoid of nutrients. And adding urine and feces would only supply fertilizer for so long.

This is why man invented crop rotation. And without the natural environment to refresh old soil, it would quickly become useless.

>>9072815

Nope.

>>9072959
We are in /tg/, a board focused around D&D/40K.
There are engineers here

>>9073008
>if you dig down, you get dirt
Seems like there is soil underneath the store

>>9073022

Fair enough, if we can tunnel then we can live longer.

I assume the OP intended for the store to contain such a vast amount of food that it would never run out, so it would be safe to assume that every month or so the store is magically restocked.

>>9073008
Costco caries fertilizer last I checked, and crop rotation works beautifully, and we are assumed to have near infinite fresh dirt to work with.

Go indulge your guro fetish elsewhere.

>>9073022 and painters

>>9073057

They have an entire fucking garden department. Plants and everything.

>>9073006

We could work together?

Also, anybody else think this would make an awesome, shitty original RPG setting, assuming that each store is connected by 20-40km long tunnels which can lead to anywhere, including the surface, with your usual fantasy monsters roaming

>>9072959
>Engineer

Reporting in. Been actively practicing for around 10 years now.

I guess I'd be in a leadership role?

>>9072947
If you've got the skill, get a perch those at least are fairly edible though one or two won't do anyone much good in the long run.

>>9072913
Take it from someone with actual experience bro, they really are not. The fuckers die at the slightest sneeze, you'll be losing fingerlings left and right and oh yeah, getting any sort of stable ecology running will most likely fail without aquatic plants that we won't have, bacteria to actually break the shit down which might grow there and also a way to actually make the water not toxic to fish en mass.

>>9073075

It would justify me bringing some guns instead of just to seize power.

>>9073051
I'm the OP. I just intended it as something to start us off for 10 years, before the agriculture kicks in. A starting crutch.

>>9073075
If by "together" you mean you can work for me, fine.

>>9073086
Leading the miners/telling them where to dig I'd assume

>>9073093
Alright, fish-farm is a no-go.

>>9073086
You can be in charge of digging tunnels.
Here's your shovel.

>>9072972
Got 'em. Also got some Radishes, two of the Rabbits, and two of the piglets. Weight total is... 130 pounds.

>>9072959
Engineer in training here.
I can easily scrounge up a few dozen pounds worth of various materials in ten minutes.
Materials science books, standard architecture stuff, calculating forces and strains, a truly ridiculous number of carpentry and related subject books [also a fuckton of gardening books, no way I'd be able to take even a tenth of them, there's three bookshelves worth of that shit on the wall opposite me, at least 800 pounds of dead tree]

I weigh 103 pounds, last I checked.

Someone really needs to bring two rabbits to the store, to breed them in captivity.

Sooo who wants to be the perma DM?

Why is this thread still on the front page?

>>9073093
Is there any food source we could derive from infinite water, that we could bring with us?

Top priority would be to murder or otherwise disable all the power hungry dickbags that'd show up. They'd likely force us to sacrifice our humanity on the altar of safety and stability, and that's worse than death.

>>9073104

Well that works, but since we have the agriculture to worry about, could we have a parking lot and a small grassy area with sunlight and stuff?

>>9073134
Then we're good to go.
You can be the Chief of Ranching.
Naturally, in addition to your animal care-taking duties, you would be in charge of distributing ranch dressing.
Use your power wisely.

>>9073125
>leading the miners, telling them where to dig

STRIKE THE EARTH.

Also, if you fuckers hit a cavern, SEAL THAT SHIT.

>>9073136
Weigh yourself, right now

>>9073136
>103 pounds

You can be a spear

>>9073178
Sweet.

Got the essential seeds, so I'm just grabbing everything now. Expect Squash/Peppers/Corn etc.

So how do we get more oxygen? If we are surrounded by dirt?

>>9073227
MAGICAL SCIENCE VENTS

>>9073227
FFS read the OP post.
>The building is sealed, although air still goes through the vents

>>9073227
An infinite supply of clean air is coming in from the air ducts. So try to find some way to harness whatever is doing that?

>>9073258

Wind turbines.

>>9073258
PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!

>>9073141
Sticks guy here from >>9073134 . Bringing rabbits, along with chickens and piglets.

>>9073272 I'm with you on this one

>>9073169
That'd give you a means to escape, and make finding the other stores easy.
How about the parking lot for more space, but it still has the walls of the store/ceiling of the store

Physics major here.

Would there be some sort of air exchanger system going on? Otherwise we'd just basically be in a fuckhuge oven

>>9073258
We already have infinite power

>>9073272
Don't we have unlimited electricity though?

>>9071581

We've done this before about 5-6 times guys.

THERE IS NO WAY TO GROW FOOD RELIABLY. YOU ARE ALL DOOMED ONCE PRE-PREPARED FOOD RUNS OUT. YOU CANNOT SURVIVE IN ANY NUMBER BEYOND A HALF DOZEN, SURVIVAL IN A GENERATIONAL SENSE IS STUPIDLY IMPOSSIBLE.

>>9073293

I'll settle for magic force field walls. I just want to go outside and have our agriculture out there, so the inside of the store stays clean and neat.

And some trees would be nice.

>>9073299
Magic vents

>>9073102

Think about it, there are around 50 boards, give or take a few, 50 'towns', series of caves that run between them all with shit like kobolds, gobblins, all your typical dungeon craw monsters, as well as a few (very few) access points to the surface, but it too also has said monsters above, as well as other mysteries.

Sure, if it actually happened we'd all die, but in RPG form its grate

>>9073325

Especially when you realize that fucking traps doesn't produce kids.

I would say there is power because otherwise why would it matter if the internet still worked, even with a laptop that shit would only last so long.

>>9073293
Depends on the type of parking lot. Are we talking plain asphalt square grid, or a curving one that has plants already there to pretty it up.

Also, does the CostCo have an agricultural center? Because that would save us so much time on getting it started.

inb4 some fa/tg/uy brings the Walpocalypse campaign setting on a flashdrive.

Also, if somebody can bring a Reprap machine, that would be JAWESOME.

>>9073325
You've been disproven in every way it is possible to BE disproven. Go eat a dick.

>>9073328
Too easy.
The stores have skylights, so we could try and do something with that

>>9072986
This is excellent!
Natural gas can be jury rigged to supply the habitable areas with light, and the electricity can be shunted to other, more worthy uses, like keeping the computer someone downloaded a copy of Wikipedia onto alive. [someone's done this already, right?]

Natural gas doesn't burn all that hot though, so it wouldn't be a suitable source if we wanted to smelt some refractory materials, we'd still have to go with the oxyhydrogen flame.

trace the utility lines to the surface

also how can you get "more wall", that isn't how they're built

>>9073325

Are we having the wrong kind of fun or something?

a box fort with a computer, cup ramen and tons of books

>>9073353
IT SAYS IN THE OP THERE IS POWER

>>9073388

DM fiat, just roll with it.

>>9073387
I don't think anyone here would have a hard drive big enough for that.

Most Costco locations have a food court, Does this help us at all?

>>9073428
Gives us a functional to semi-functional kitchen, which should help in food preparation, adding variety to our diets.

>>9073388
The lines are long, and probably go on for miles.
The walls are built that way in this store

find Kazuo Umezu and punch him right in the goddamn nuts

>>9073387
Do you know how to jury rig it?
Cause one wrong step and we're fucked

>>9073458

we are sure as shit not going to last if we just sit here

assuming the "more wall" incorporates the cavities between layers, it'll be easier to expand outward and upward

plus what about gravimetry as a means of finding our location, what about magnetics

I weigh about 300 pounds. I pick up my 130 pound gf, my 10 pound laptop, 20 pounds of clothing and say, 30 pounds of miscellany.

I charge neckbeards five tins of food to see my gf's breasts for a minute.

>>9073530
If you bring the equipment, why not?
Just hope someone else on another board did, so you can find out where your boards are in relation to each other

also: first stop, /g/ and /sci/.

also also: what about using ping to determine our location or has that been obfuscated? does google still work?

>>9073569
Has she posted on this thread?
>Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have posted on this thread or are chosen from another board

>>9073575

why wait for them to find us when we can just fucking drill our way in and look cool

>>9073591
Internet still works.
We might found out our location, though we have to hope someone on /sci/ had the same idea

ok, few questions

1. you guys realize if we tunnel, we're just filling up our own living space
2. disease will become rampant due too lack of toilet facilities

>>9073613
No, we wait for them to tell us their location, and we dig there

>>9073596
I make her post in this thread first. Something about how she finds my hobby childish and annoying, but she puts up with it because she loves me.

>>9073631
If we add the parking lot, it's no problem. And the toilets still work/water lines, so it'll be fine

>>9073631

that depends on what material we get from excavating

dirt is compressible

>>9073631

Costco has toilets, presumably magic ones that will flush the waste away to wherever, provided we don't break them.

>>9073658
How is there a parking lot and yet we can't get out?

>>9073480
Valid point. I've only got a rudimentary understanding of how I'd go about it, but I imagine I could get it workable without too many mishaps, and the necessary precautions.

Precautions basically being to pick a point far away from everyone else for testing, set up a few prototype fuel line shunts over to this area, (not connected to gas lines yet) making sure that we've got someone up?down?stream to turn off the line if I fuckup and can't fix the inevitable leaks.

Then it's tinkering time!

>>9073676
We'd be using shit as fertilizer anyways, so keeping the toilets working would be no problem

>>9073684
Why do I think that one of the boards will break the gas line, and completely fill with gas and explode, or flood copletely

>>9073677

Think magic parking lot.

Are the people who posted in this thread ageless after the transfer?
I give us a month before there are no more virgins.

>>9073673
>>9073631
Stick engineer points out that with all that natural gas we can jury rig a kiln and make us some really shitty bricks, ceramics, dry out the soil, whatever.

And we've got fucking oxyacetylene torches and magic vents, just turn that shit into carbon vapor and flush it out.

we will need to have a security force for if we make contact with a nother store.....like /b/ I WILL LEAD THAT FORCE COME ON BABIES!

OH!
I also live less than a 1/4th mile from a university, I can get anything from the working bits of some high powered lasers, to some superconductors, some aerogels, whatever. Obviously I won't be able to get any of the cooling or power supply system for the laser, but think of pretty much anything a cutting edge university doing research on pretty much any damn thing it wants, and I'll probably be able to get it.

>>9073875

oh fuck, that would be THE worst case scernario.

>>9073875
i can bring 5 revolvers 3 shotguns and 2 hunting rifles along with lots of ammo and some books

>>9073936
That's probably a 10 year away problem.
And having guns would create huge problems within the group

>>9073936

Against the horde of /b/, that'd most probably only stem the tide slightly.Best chance is molotovs. easy to make, easy to use, maintainable easily

We all know how it'd turn out

>>9073977
oh please i seen costco's with guns ammo and hunting knives! we need people who know how to fight/shoot

>>9073875
... Someone will need to be tapped for the sole purpose of building traps.
Lots of them.
Obviously, it will also be his job to keep us from dying to whatever lunacy he comes up with.

Posting here to save myself. However, I'm just a humble programmer in training (at school) so, what job am I given?

say can we use the stockrooms extra suplies and cardboard boxes for us to use!

>>9074046
Assuming you have some sort of intelligence...

Miner.

>>9073977

King Wasteland already has guns, and will not tolerate any disrespectful words said about his significant other.

>>9074085
I thought we established that there is a limited amount of area for us to store the dirt we dig up.

>>9074094
Oh ruler, what job for a programmer.

I've done some construction (worked with my aunt for two summers building a subdivision), and I'm the son of a gun nut so I can help security.

>>9074107
Flush it down the toilet.
Toilets still work

>>9074046
Your job is to maintain the server farms logging every IRC room, maintaining contact with /sci/, and collating every useful bit of info you find, then deleting it promptly so no /b/tards have a better chance at making it.

>>9074131

You must make sure that no one ruins the computers we have with viruses.

hmmmmm wait i know what we could do if we mine in to /b/ use the natural gas and make a flame trap!

>>9074150
>>9074156
Hooray! I get to do what I enjoy!

>>9074107

its that, or pumped full of hormones and put to work.

we all know it will happen sooner or later.

>>9074191
Sorry, I was given a job by the benevolent ruler. I will also place myself in his militia reserve in case of disturbances.

>>9074243

we got a leader now, who?

we need to have plans set up for ever board in case we meet them one day via mining

>>9074304

KING WASTELAND

>>9074316
what will my job be?

>>9074316
You know, I don't really agree with all your policiALL GLORY TO THE KING WASTELAND

>>9074315

My guess is most plans would be the same, minus /b/. Most boards have respectable populations. Hell, even /v/ (/b/ 2.0) is.

>>9074336

If you bring a reloading press the finding out how to make gunpowder. Otherwise, keeping busy for a few hours a day, doing tg stuff and making sure the /b/tards dont get in.

>>9074397
oh i have plans all ready (pic related) try to make home made flame throwers

>>9074448
i think we will have no use for grills and propaine tanks so ya

>>9074315
... we could just make a fuckton of flamethrowers.
There's no way we could store hydrogen for any length of time, that stuff will go straight through several feet of metal.

But we could get a helluva lot of oxygen, figure out some method of condensing it, store it, and with all of that natural gas, instant torch.
Since this is mixing two gases and having them burn, it'll have some obvious differences than something based on lighting up some pressurized petroleum jelly liquid.
But I'm sure we can improvise [hint: fork lift, big tanks of pressurized natural gas and oxygen, etc. Chainsaws optional.]

>>9074526

considering the amount of people who want FIRE, i guess ill need to put my firefighting skills to use and become the statio-COSCOS firefighter.

>>9074397
you know we have lots of flat screen tv's game systems and other shit so we need to make shure no one breaks them

Thread is dead?

i think were auto sageing so some one make a new thread!

why don't just become the vikings of the cosco system? Raid, pillages the wenches and such?

If nobody else does, ill make a new thread

>>9074836
cool

>>9074879

new thread people