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Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:08 No.9098292

>Decide to GM your first ever Star Trek RPG

>Look over players' character sheets

>Chef Engineer is a Tribble

<_<

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:10 No.9098316 Prrr... PRRR... Prr...

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:10 No.9098321 By the time you got a hold of the sheet the Chief Engineer was actually 17 Tribbles.

>>	Urist 04/10/10(Sat)01:11 No.9098341 Excellent, now keep him in a box with some cookies for the sake of combating Klingons.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:11 No.9098359 By the time anyone reads this post the Chief Engineer is actually 28 Tribbles.

>>	Faiz, Vindicare !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/10/10(Sat)01:12 No.9098369 Wh- ...was that even POSSIBLE?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:12 No.9098371 Yeah, put the most flammable member of the staff in the part of the ship most partial to discharging vast amounts of heat.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:13 No.9098389 >>9098369 no, they are not sentient

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:13 No.9098391 >>9098371 Nonsense, it's perfectly logical. If they rub him against the wall long enough, he could be used to kick start the engine.

Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:13 No.9098400
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>play a game of Star Trek RPG
>my character is screwing a Romulan
>she's making a purring sound
>Romulan is a tribble
>run for help
>entire crew are tribbles
>ship is a tribble
>realize my DM is a tribble

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098410 >>9098400 The tribbles are Alpharius

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098415 >>9098400 oh god it is like that bear comic

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098418 >>9098391 Tribble powered engines. So brilliant; it's retarded.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098421 Tribbles are Heresy

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:15 No.9098452 OP here, in the end I made him the Science Officer and stuck him with a Vulcan assistant so he at least had some means to communicate with the crew.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:15 No.9098454 >>9098418 One thousand Tribbles in a plastic sphere being pushed against the side. Never have to worry about the shields running out.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:17 No.9098508 Cover the Klingon homeworld in tribbles! We shall teach them to defy the Emperor!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:17 No.9098510 File1270876679.jpg-(12 KB, 219x244, HAAAUGH CEREAL.jpg) >>9098452 How did this Tribble even get through Starfleet Academy?! IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE DIGITS NECESSARY TO OPERATE A TRICORDER.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:19 No.9098541 >>9098510 >implying starfleet academy still exists after the "night of purring horror" in which most of starfleet academy was buried by a purring pile of love

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:19 No.9098546 >>9098510 Starfleet is an equal opportunity employer. Stop being racist.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:20 No.9098568 >>9098510 I like to imagine he disguised himself as a cadet's wig.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:20 No.9098574 >>9098568 Cadet Hugh mayne

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:21 No.9098590 That was some high caliber trolling on your players' part. So much that it wraps around to being an awesome character. I approve.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:22 No.9098603 >>9098292 Does he purr with a scottish accent though?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:23 No.9098612 A planet with one ork spore at one end and one tribble at the other end.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:23 No.9098620 >>9098574 >Captain: Hugh, divert all power to the forward defelctors. >Hugh: prrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:23 No.9098634 File1270877033.jpg-(87 KB, 604x466, 6051_514947051806_198501189_30(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:23 No.9098635 >>9098603 I can't wrap my head around this concept. I'ma have to lie down for a sec.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:25 No.9098667 this needs to be archived!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:26 No.9098687 Suddenly, the torpedoes are tribbles. The replicators make tribbles. The ship is a giant spacefaring tribble.

>>	Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/10/10(Sat)01:27 No.9098712 >>9098612 The planet is a smoking ruin a day later. There are no survivors to tell the tale.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:27 No.9098717 >>9098612 Tribbles join the Ork Waaaaagh. It becomes the cuddliest Waaaaagh in history.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:27 No.9098719 >>9098620 Chief Engineer Mayne is the captains moral compass never steering her wrong

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:28 No.9098741 >>9098635 It's easy: imagine a dwarf purring.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:29 No.9098752 >>9098612 Somebody accidentally paints one red. Entire galaxy is Tribborks.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:29 No.9098756 >>9098741 >Imagine the sound a dwarf makes when he finds an adamantine keg of beer.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:29 No.9098759 >>9098719 Or steering her anywhere for the matter. The warp coils are infested with tribbles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:29 No.9098768 by this point in the thread, all the posters are tribbles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098771 >>9098759 he is also good with the ladies

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098785 >>9098768 ppppprrrrr prrrr pppppppprrrrr

>>	Urist 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098787 rolled 67 = 67 >>9098603 It would "ACH!" but it would come out small, cute and squeaky. "ach! ...prrrrr ach!" he he he...

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:31 No.9098793 >>9098741 Cats are the dwarven equivalent of tribbles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:31 No.9098808 File1270877509.jpg-(43 KB, 650x435, 1264749031338.jpg) >>9098785 >prrrrring prrr prrrrrr prr

>>	Urist 04/10/10(Sat)01:32 No.9098815 rolled 12 = 12 >>9098787 >Och! Sorry, its 2:30 AM.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:32 No.9098830 >>9098787 I image it as more of a moment of silence, actually. accompanied by a single, dwarfly tear.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:32 No.9098835 God, we're nerds.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:33 No.9098839 >>9098835 you make it sound like news.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:34 No.9098862 >>9098835 /tg/ - /tribble geeks/

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:35 No.9098888 >>9098862 What have you done WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:37 No.9098919 >>9098835 Not really, even the most casual fans of Star Trek know about Tribbles, if Star Trek were an RPG series like Final Fantasy, you can bet your ASS Tribbles would be the franchise mascot.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:37 No.9098924 By this post, the entire board is Tribbles.

Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:37 No.9098930
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Start a starwars RPG and ask players for charactersheets so I can write down names, race, ECT.

One player is a Jedi Kushiban. I wonder what it is so I check google and Pic is the result.

Look up to see the player with a smug, evil, smile. It actually turned out to be kinda a cool character.

>>	From Tribble's Tribble 04/10/10(Sat)01:38 No.9098951 >>9098888 >>Prrr Prr? Prr prr.

>>	Not a Sentient Tribble 04/10/10(Sat)01:39 No.9098971 >>9098930 With a look like that, he better have been prrrrr white, a sith, and able to decapitate everything with a head in one attack.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:39 No.9098972 Jackie Chan w/ an unlimited amount of furniture vs. a Tribble. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:40 No.9098982 >>9098972 The furniture is Tribbles!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:40 No.9098988 >>9098972 Jackie, unless the Tribble has prep time.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:40 No.9098997 >>9098972 What if the furniture is tribbles? What if Jackie Chan is tribbles?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:41 No.9099002 File1270878077.gif-(1.38 MB, 301x275, 1213399590309.gif) >read thread about tribbles >realize the floor is made of tribbles

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:43 No.9099027 >>9098924 How long until the entire internet is a series of tribble filled tubes?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:43 No.9099028 >>9098997 Actually, Jackie Chan being made of Tribbles explains a lot about the universe.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:44 No.9099066 >>9099002 The floor is now tribbles. And I'm ok with that.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:46 No.9099083 >>9098510 Logic IN MY /TG/?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:46 No.9099097 >>9099027 >implying that prrr prrrrrrrrr prrr Also, Rule 34 on Tribbles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099110 two words Tribble Stuffing

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099111 >>9099097 >prrrrrr pprrrrrrrrrrr pprrrrr?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099125 >>9099111 >Prrr prrrrrr prrrr!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099130 >>9099027 Now

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099131 Next drawfag thread I catch before it reaches over a hundred posts I'm going to request a tribble in Starfleet uniform.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099132 Jackie Chan vs. Chuck Norris

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:47 No.9099134 prrrrr prrr prrrrrrr

Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:48 No.9099137

>>9098292
>Decide to GM your first ever Star Trek RPG

>Look over players' character sheets

>Chef Engineer is a Tribble

...

>Chef Engineer

IT'S BEEN LIKE SIXTY FUCKING POSTS WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED THIS

CHEFS ARE NOT ENGINEERS AND WHY WOULD A TRIBBLE BE A CHEF I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:48 No.9099146 >>9099125 >Prrr pr PRRR!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:48 No.9099150 >>9099132 both are drowned out in a tidal wave of tribbles

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:49 No.9099160 >>9099137 Isn't it obvious? In the Star Trek universe, you need an engineering degree to run the space kitchens.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:49 No.9099169 >>9099111 >prrrrr PRRRRR >70's funk

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:49 No.9099171 >>9099137 If there's ANYTHING tribbles know, it's fucking FOOD, man. Well, that, and having babies. Well, those, and hating Klingons.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:50 No.9099184 File1270878628.jpg-(92 KB, 450x442, 1268679101438.jpg) >>9099137 A tribble in control of maintaining the food replicators? >tribble >replicators ...my god...

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:51 No.9099200 >>9099184 The universe is now Tri- >Prrr Prrrrr Prrrrr

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:53 No.9099230 >>9099200 >Prrrrr prrr prrrr prrrrr prrr PRRRR

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:54 No.9099257 File1270878886.jpg-(19 KB, 200x150, TribblesGame.jpg) >find /tg/ related Tribbles game ...IT BEGINS.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:56 No.9099292 by the time you read this post your eyeballs are tribbles

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:58 No.9099329 >starting new Space Pirate Fortress game >Click embark now!, forget to check loadout. >Check loadout on arrival >2 Tribble ...How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:58 No.9099336 The Borg assimilate Tribbles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:58 No.9099343 File1270879132.jpg-(266 KB, 829x310, Owlectomy.jpg) this, but with tribbles

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:59 No.9099350 >>9099329 >starting new Space Pirate Fortress game >Click embark now!, forget to check loadout. >Check loadout on arrival >1 Tribble Fix'd. ROFL 1 TRIBBLE LOL

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:59 No.9099359 >>9099336 The Borg are now the Borggles.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:59 No.9099360 File1270879199.jpg-(76 KB, 624x352, indeed.jpg) >>9099184

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:02 No.9099400 >>9099350 >starting new Space Pirate Fortress game >Click embark now!, forget to check loadout. >Check loadout on arrival >10000000000000000 Tribble fix'd

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:03 No.9099415 >>9099336 >>9099359 I want to see this, an epic war between Tribbles and Borg. Can they assimilate the race fast enough? Can the Borg handle so many tribbles in their collective?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:03 No.9099417 >>9099336 Prepare to Be Assimilated by the Triborg! Resistance is Prrr.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:05 No.9099443 >>9098510 Whales and dolphins comprised the Navigation team on the Enterprise 1701-D. Whales and dolphins are Starfleet officers and academy graduates. Canon.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:05 No.9099444 File1270879514.png-(89 KB, 800x700, 2geemer.png) >>9099350 reshoop to fit ne- >prrr prr prrrr

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