When a player casts any of the pacts you cast mana short after they untap.

Ever had one of these cast before, let alone cycled on you? I bet not. Shit is hilarious and sucks at the same time.

>>9116051
I was nearly punched by the other team when playing that in a regular two-headed giant game.

As if people weren't pissed enough at me for playing Rofellos.

>>9116234
So is the second one you just activating and then zotting all their lands?

>>9116292

I'll take ridiculous stall tactics for 500 bob.

>>9116051
ROFL. Hey it's the fucking nuke button!

>>9116051

before worldpurge came out as a spell I know a guy who used to do this after putting an o ring on his own barren glory

>>9115941
This one is so effective that people have actually used it in legacy, albeit with Elspeth in place of the Darksteel Forge.

But definitely trollface.

>>9116292
And yeah, that's the gist of it. Works a lot better when you've also got Seedborn Muse out, but yeah.

Kamahl is, in and of himself, a pretty troll-y card. If he sticks around, you're just going to overrun like, three times in a turn with a pile of tokens out.

And if, god forbid, someone tries to play mass-removal to deal with all of your dudes, you just turn all of their lands into dudes also and completely hose them.

sword of kaldra and masticore

>>9116009

uh, they can respond to this by paying for the pacts, since they have priority.

not actually responding to, but its at the beginning of their upkeep so they have priority anyway

About 1/4 of my wins. (Vendilion Clique is the General.)

>>9116560
Paying for a pact is a trigger, so you can just short them in response once it goes on the stack.

>>9116623
>>9116660
I mad just reading those.

Nice handvagina there.

>>9116623
Such a dick move...but I can't help but laugh my ass off at it.

>>9116690
u mad?

>>9116623
Holy shit I hate you.

>>9116514
Goblin Sharpshooter+ Basilisk Collar is WAY more efficient

>>9116838
>>9116690
>>9116755

Does it make you more or less mad that I run over 30 counterspells in said deck?

Painter's Apprentice and Grindstone?

>>9116897
My local magic groups have all banned blue.

>>9116913

you play with scrubs

>>9116928
Actually, we just find playing against any good blue deck to be enormously un-fun. We don't think it's broken or anything. It's just frustrating rather than fun to play against, win or lose.

>>9116960
>I'm also a scrub.
Translated that for you.

>>9116999
>I'm trolling on the internets!
FTFY, newfag.

>>9116999
butthurt bluefag

>>9117021
bluehurt buttfag

>>9116960
Wow I am glad I do not play with you guys I don't know anyone in my playgroup who thinks like that.

>>9117097
And that's fine for you guys. I'm not going to tell *you* to play the way *I* have the most fun.

Maybe you guys would prefer my more casual deck?

>>9116960
That's like playing Yu-gi-oh without trap cards.

>>9117118
>WAAAAAHHH!!!! I SUCK AND CAN'T HAVE FUN IF I CAN'T PLAY EVERY SINGLE SPELL I PLAY!!!
FIFY

>>9117147
>casual
>infinite loops

>>9117167
>BAWWW! YOU'RE HAVING FUN WRONG! YOU MUST ENJOY YOURSELF THE WAY I ENJOY MYSELF OR IT'S BADWRONGFUN!

>>9117118
So what happens when someone actually wants to use blue?

Why are people so butthurt about getting their stuff countered? The only thing I get annoyed with is land destruction but you don't see me or my playgroup banning that from the game.

My Friends stopped playing Elf decks after this.

>>9117235
I built a very nice land destruction EDH deck, and the guys at my LGS tolerated it once before going 'nah, we won't play with you if you use that deck again'

There are limits to dickery when playing magic socially

>>9117235
Then they can play all the people who don't mind playing against blue.

Threw this into my Zur deck for shits and giggles.

>>9116960
Black is full of creature kill, you better ban that too!
So is white, can't have any of that in our "fun" environment.
And all the direct damage in red? What kind of faggot just ignores his opponent and damages the other guy.
Even though artifacts are usable by anyone, they're no fun either!
Better make a deck of nothing but forests and vanilla creatures for the get-together tonight, don't want anyone to have to worry about any of their precious spells not being effective.

>>9117336
But we don't mind any of those things.

Why are you so concerned with how we play? OH MY GOD SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS HAVING FUN WRONG

>>9117359
How is that stuff any different you moron

>>9117280
Real men use "the cheese stands alone" instead of barren glory.

>>9117392
Him and his group all don't particularly enjoy playing against a well constructed blue control deck, because they don't get to do stuff. And doing stuff is what makes magic fun. If you don't like this, don't play in his group...

Oh wait, you don't.

>>9117359
What about the people that like blue and have fun playing blue?

your playgroup must be real boring. no combos, no counterspells, nothing. must all be mono green aggro pauper bullshit.

my playgroup is pretty big and varied and we all have tons of decks ranging from casual to competitive and we don't wah about that shit, we just deal with it and try to pick decks that play well together

>>9117392
>How is that stuff any different you moron
Who cares? Why is this important? Maybe we all just have a terrible phobia.

STOP CARING SO MUCH ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE HAVE FUN.

>>9117392
because counterspells (and land destruction) dont let you resolve spells. its a big difference both gameplaywise and psychologically.

>>9117426
Because playing against the guy who counters all your stuff and the guy who throws a kill spell at everything is so fucking different?

>>9117435
They're free to play with the many other players around here.

>>9117438
>your playgroup must be real boring. no combos, no counterspells,
...because black, green, white, and red don't have any combos, right?

>nothing.
"No counterspells" = "nothing".
Actually, the game is less boring without them, not more.

>>9117421
Cheese Stands Alone is actually strictly better than Barren Glory.

>>9117392

It's different because it can be interacted with. Blue's fundamental design is of noninteractivity. That noininteractivity is rarely fun for the opponent nd often not fun for the player. The tedium of Blue's former design was so great that Wizards have been fundamentally changing the mechanics of a colour for the first time, to find blue more interactive control. What more do you need to accept that blue is often not fun to play against than that a company is taking a massive risk in changing a core design element of its single most successful product?

This one is less 'lol uber combo dead instantly lol' bud GOD DAMN if it doesn't piss people off.

>>9117490
>Isochron Scepter
Faggot detected.

>>9117336
Jesus christ, chill dude. He didn't fuck your mother or anything.

>>9117392
Because a guy who kills many creatures is different from a guy who keeps you unable to play or do anything.

>>9117490
goddammit I ran into that a few weeks ago. Had to trick him into wasting it on a spell so I could O-ring it. Goddamn.

>>9117521
You don't understand! He's HAVING FUN WRONG! That's unacceptable! Everyone must play the game the way I do!

>>9117531
The end result is the same: You twiddle your thumbs while every relevant threat is immediately dealt with, and wait for them to kill you with their big fancy win condition.

>>9117516
U mad?

Protip: Usually, Blue decks only SEEM like they have you shut down completely. Often times, their grip on the game is precarious, even when it doesn't seem so.

You can still play stuff, you just have to play smartly.

>>9117562
>The end result is the same: You twiddle your thumbs while every relevant threat is immediately dealt with
...creatures aren't the only threats. Furthermore, you can't kill every creature in many decks.

Add Amulet of Vigor for extra lulz

>>9117490
How about orim's chant instead of counter and boomerang. Since you're already using the faggy scepter, might as well do it right.

>>9117570
But dealing with it is too hard.
We better ban an entire fucking color instead of figuring out a way to counteract their strategy!

>>9117566
>u mad?
I am disappoint.

Pulled this off on turn 2 against an entomb/exhume my friend had just built.

He was not happy with me for a while.

>>9117604
good lord. so much crybaby tourneyfags

>>9117570

We do know that. Playing a reactive game with the same resources as an active game is difficult. The complaints are to the effect that hard control, which is what blue is comprised of for the best part, doesn't 'scale down' in nuisance levels as you take the game less seriously. All serious rounament-level decks are as difficult and intensive to play against, and people don't midn that because you know that coming in. Blue requires a player to force such an intensive game in any environment in order to be playable. Blue's fundamental design makes it inherently 'that guy' to an extent in all situations.

>>9117636
Good lord I lol'd

I just think that it's hilarious that the entire POINT of the thread is combos that make you rage and just looking at 'em is making all these tourney fags flip out and go all asspained on us.

It's like posting ITT: I TROLL U and having people still getting genuinely pissed.

I'm loling my ass off.

Here's an old favorite.

>>9117636
*slow clap*

>>9117636

Anyone using the entomb/exhume one-two punch has no right to bitch about anything.

>>9117636

>>9117636

OH god the lulz

>>9117705
Oh god my heart skipped a beat.

>>9117864
I pulled that in a constructed deck...6 man FFA game.

Bounced harpy 1 mill times, milled their decks...looked around the table, smiled then turned to the person on my left and simply said: "Go."

They tried desperately to kill me during their upkeeps.

>>9117903
Jesus christ. Don't be offended by this, but I'm going to try that out.
That is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard of when it comes to this nonsense.

>>9117903

It at least comes with a soda.

>>9117705
Explain this one to me?

>>9117490
Fixed
>Isochron Scepter with Counterspell And Rule of Law/Arcane Laboratory.

Players can only play 1 spell per turn. Isochron Scepter is ability =D

>>9117953
Put the enchantment out, keep bouncing the Harpy and then play Brain Freeze. It's Storm ability racks up the total of how many times you played the Harpy and you mill them a shitload.

>>9117924
By all means, I never really perfected the deck myself, but I suggest throwing Wirewood Savage into the mix.

>>9117970
You CRAZY BASTARD

>>9117970
Oh god, I loled at the ownage of that.

>>9117953
Infinite mill combo. If cavern harpy is not countered, its own ability bounces it back to its owners hand infinite number of times. Countering Brainfreeze doesn't do shit because storm forks the spell infinitely upon cast, not resolving.

Ironically I didn't get a dickpunch from this...but the only guy at the table playing blue insisted on shaking my hand.

Isochron scepter+silence

rage forever

>>9117998
>>9117970
Jesus, that gets better every time I think about it.
What else should the deck run to work well enough?

"But you can't.... but the ability... fucksticks."

>>9117970
i don't actually get the application of this card though ..

>>9117984
>>9117996
Just wait till you see the deck I'm working on next... (pic related)

>>9118020
I've been doing some research on that and there's been other people since I did that (like the first week after Scourge came out) who've come up with decks around it.

http://www.deckcheck.net/list.php?type=Aluren
There's a list of aluren decks. Some run the combo. I'm trying to figure out what elements I want to keep personally.

>>9117952
This one I love because it's just so into the spirit of Unglued.

>>9118076
Silly me, I forgot my pic!

>>9118090
oh snap, actually making use of that card hhahaha

>>9118064
Wait...


what.

>>9118069
Cavern Harpy is a beast. If you have Aluren out and Cavern Harpy in hand with Wirewood Savage on the battlefield, it allows you to essentially draw your entire deck tutoring for brain freeze. It doesn't matter at that point if you have 27 cards in hand as you're killing everyone that turn anyway.

>>9118090
That's crap, my friend has a sneak attack deck. Guess what 4 of are going into that deck.

>>9118090
or... just ...

>>9118064
FUCK YES! I've always wanted to make a deck around this combo.

Had that one in the back of my head since "Phage the Unplayable" was announced.

>>9118114
Well yeah you can sneak attack it..but I like the idea of allowing someone to see their impending doom.

>>9117998
It's fuckawesome, yes. But you should try it with Tendrils of Agony at least once, since you never know when someone might have something bizarre like Wheel of Sun and Moon chilling in their library.

>>9118109
>beast
derp. i need to read shit

>>9118121
That doesn't give you the timewalk since it doesn't count as cast. Neither does Sneak Attack for that matter.

With suspend, the card actually gets played, thus the trigger goes off, essentially giving Emrakul haste and you another turn.

>>9118090
Paradox Haze, you say?
Getting extra turns, unlike with Piper or Sneak Attack you say?
Pandemonium for the lulz you say?

>>9118138
Oh I had Tendrils in the deck too as backup.

>>9115941

Building my first Magic deck. Where can I acquire these magnificent cards?

>>9118154
Too bad you have to wait 3 fucking turns, where as with sneak attack you can easily pull off swinging with him on second turn and undoing pretty much everything they did their first and then some.

>>9118090
I haven't kept up with the game but what does Annihilator 6 do?

>>9118178
the internet, that you are currently on.

>>9118190

Yes, but what's a good site for singles?

God, the combos in this thread....

>>9118140
But it IS a beast. Figuratively, AND literally.

>>9118189
When ever it attacks, the defending opponent has to sac as many permanents as it's annihilator number.

>>9118184
PARA-FUCKING-DOX HAZE

>>9118189
inb4rage

>>9117538
What's this "O-ring"?

>>9118161
>Paradox Haze

Funny you should mention that card.

Creatures
2 Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
2 Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
4 Jhoira of the Ghitu
2 Mulldrifter

Spells
3 Clockspinning
2 Paradox Haze
4 Ancestral Vision
4 fury charm
3 Lightning Bolt
4 Propaganda

Artifacts
4 Izzet Signet

Land
9 Island
8 Mountain
4 Cascade Bluffs
4 Izzet Boilerworks

>>9118198
>what's a good site for singles?
www.okcupid.com

>>9118210

>>9118189
When it attacks, they have to sacrifice 6 permanents. Annihilator X = they sac X permanents when it attacks.

>>9118216
>What's this "O-ring"?

>>9118184
Because there was nothing R/U in Time Spiral block that could remove time counters from suspended cards.

Oh wait.

>>9118227

>>9118184
See:
>>9118220

Holyshit.

>>9118220
I like it.

>>9118260

>>9118277
I'm a little worried about defense against high aggro/quickly building decks...but the deck only has to survive 6 turns essentially.

The idea would be to drop Jhoira and suspend an Eldrazi the second shit hits the mat (while I have priority) then if they bolt her it doesn't matter. The Doomclock is already set to 4 minutes to midnight.

>>9118363
IT GOES ON FOREVER.

>>9118363
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

no one mentioning this lulz yet?

>>9118363
i don't play magic and i shat brix

This isn't game ending, but it's a funny as shit part of my chaos deck.

>>9118434
Yeah.
I'd punch their face. From behind.

>>9118363
Bwahahahha!

Well done!

>>9118433
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Ouch.

>>9118433
Doesn't that kill you too? lol

>>9118471
Not if your life total is odd.

>>9118363
>>9117705
>>9117636
>>9116660
>>9116623
>>9115941
I'm giggling like a faggot

I was always tempted to make a deck aroung Battle of the Wits just to fuck with people.

Whenever a target is chosen, all players reveal the top card of their library and the one with the highest converted mana cost chooses the target.

>>9118227
Oh God, I can't stop laughing...

Shaharazad

Don't mind me...just posting my fav 2 card infinite mana combo of all time.

And to think at one point this was T2 legal... Add fireball to your deck and profit!

>>9118433
>>9118363
>>9117778
>>9117705
>>9117636
>>9117490
>>9117280
>>9116660
>>9116623
>>9116234
>>9115941
best MtG thread ever.

>>9118471
>>9118474
Add this. Its what I do.

play this

>>9118568
Hey look, it's Superman's Cape!

Archive dis shit. Go go go go go.

>>9117952
is there any rule specifying that cheatyface has to be from your hand or even your deck?
i'm thinking army of cheatyfaces kept up your sleeve

>>9118616
doin' it

>>9117280
I think this is my favorite

>"So you're playing a Tribal Deck eh?"

I was a vicious little prick during Onslaught block.

>>9118705
aaaaaaahahahahaa

>>9118667
Replace his entire deck with your Cheatyfaces while he gets you that soda.

>>9118667
>rule
>card from an Un- set
What do you think?
On a related note, I recall someone in a previous thread mentioning they had a Cheatyface hidden behind all of their lands in a sleeved deck.

>>9118715
For icing of a different flavor, the deck also ran this.

>>9118724
fucking tiny card images

>>9117490
Isochron Scepter + Silence, IMO.

>>9118779
Orim's Chant is better than Silence
>>9118780
>Sorcery on Isochron Scepter
lolno

>>9118780
>> Imprint an Instant
>> 1U *SORCERY*

YOUFAIL.jpg

>>9118791
>>9118792
hahaha, disregard that, i suck cocks

>>9118778
......HAH!

a bit mild of a trick, but I find that it makes for excellent trolling.

>>9117952
Saw this loled heartily,
eBayed cheatyface,
SAW THEY WERE $1+ APIECE,

RAAAAAGE!!!

>>9118363
technically it only goes on twice as guilty conscience is the source of the second damage. (it's not stuffy doll dealing the second damage to itself.)

But yeah, you deal two damage whenever you tap the doll.

>>9118876
Wait, really?
That's lame.
=(

>>9118876
That's not my reading of the cards at all. The infinite should work according to the card test.

>>9118892
Would've been good in theory, if not for the wording.

>>9118876
Read that again. You're actually not correct there.

Doll deals damage to itself/player. Conscience deals damage to enchanted creature (doll). Thus Doll then deals damage to player, thus Conscience triggers again.

>>9118876
No, it works.

>Whenever damage is dealt to Stuffy Doll it deals that much damage to target player.

>Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, Guilty Conscience deals that much damage to enchanted creature.

SD dealing damage causes GC to deal damage to SD, which causes SD to deal damage, which causes GC to deal damage to SD, which causes SD to deal damage...

Why hello there.

>>9118876
No,
Stuffy doll takes damage from whatever, let's say its own ability.
It deals one damage to the opponent, causing Guilty Conscience to deal one damage to Stuffy doll, who then deals one damage to the opponent which causes Guilty Conscience to deal one damage to Stuffy Doll which then deals one damage to the opponent and etc until the opponent is out of life.

>>9118876
Stuffy doll cares not where the damage comes from, only the damage itself.

>>9118926
Holy fucking shit.

UGH in a single set. come on.

>>9118906
Just reread it.

My bad.

>>9118926
works better with mana severance.

Why has no one put up Quillspike and DD yet?

>>9118954
It's really not -that- bad. 6 mana and it's a combo.

>>9118962
Works better with just two lands in the deck to begin with.

>>9118954
>>9118982
I'd pay 6 for a basically 18/18 any day of the week.

+ anything.

>>9119000
Dark Banishing. DURRRRR.

>>9119003
I prefer this for my "+ anything" combo.

>>9119003

I don't care what anyone says, I love this fucking trap.

>>9119000

6 mana for an 18/18 -with flying-

Graft creatures and fungal behemoth in general.

Add the Kraj for extra shenanigans.

>>9119063
I prefer abusing twincast thusly.

>>9119080
Add Cloudstone Curio and Aluren for absolute bullshit.

hahahaha.
just had a thought... we should MSE these combos into split cards and play them in trolldecks.

shit will be so fucking awesome our heads will explode just from beginning to have any idea what we're thinking about doing.

seriously. wtf now?

>>9119117
I believe you're missing a card, good anon. :)

>>9119125
would aluren work with suspend?

>>9119003
Someone please explain the significance of the card. I have no idea why everybody loves/hates it so much.

>>9119137
OW! DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

>>9119137
Cost too fucking much.

>>9119137
Even better add Ink Treader Nephalim and Hive Mind and Eye of the Storm and Grip of Chaos...

Actually I played this deck today. To my groups credit only one of them quit and admittedly his girlfriend showed up right about then or else he mightve stayed around for the draw game due to many many copied 21 point Hurricanes.

>>9119161
Its an insane card drawing engine.

>>9119161
Tap {1}, Sacrifice a 1/1 creature. Draw two cards.

>>9119161
It costs 1 for a basic +1/+1 and you get a free 2 cards when it gets knocked your creature.

I don't see how it's bad at all.

>>9118876
Here's how it works.
Stuffy doll is tapped, and deals 1 damage to itself.

Then its effect activates, dealing 1 damage to an opponent.

Then Guilty Conscience activates, dealing 1 damage to the stuffy doll.

The doll's effect is triggered again, dealing 1 damage to the player.

Then Guilty Conscience is triggered again, dealing 1 damage to the Stuffy Doll.

etc. etc. Ad Infinitum.

>>9119206
No, it's more powerful than that.

It's +1/-1. Fucking card got banned so goddamn quick.

>>9119235
Storm you say?

>>9119206
+1/-1 you mean.

>>9119207
here:
>>9118961

Sigh... This is how it's done.

Buried Alive+Victemize
(some poor mana critter like a blood pet, multiples make better mana source)
Sky Hussar+Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

>>9119235
what does this do exactly

>>9119278
get interrupted very very easily??

>>9119234
Oh wow, did not see that -1.

>>9119278
Target the ornithopter with the lightning greaves, which returns it to your hand, which you can play again, repeat infinitely. This sets up a storm card for the win.

>>9119278
Ornithopter gets targeted by the 0 mana equip ability and returns to your hand.
Replay Ornithopter for 0 mana.
OR
draw the top card of your library and put Sensei's divining top on top, then use the second Top to draw and play the first one, both Tops cost 0 mana to play.
Each time you do this you increase the number of spells played this turn by 1.
Cards with Storm copy themselves for each time a spell was played before it, with either of these combos you can reach a near-infinite number of sotrm copies.

>>9119292
yeah, I guess if someone plays a counterspell most of this is moot : /

>>9119338
The same could be said of ANY combo.

I once won a 4-player game by killing a vulnerable player with Phage's combat damage, then in 2nd main played a SECOND Phage and gave one to each of my remaining opponents.

"Phage runs up and hugs you... Then explodes and gets Phage-goo on the other two guys. I win."

Hehe.

>>9119378
I am so building a deck around this combo for next FNM. I think the look on peoples faces when it goes off will be priceless.

>>9119378

FFFFFFFFFFFF

>>9119378
You do know it doesn't work past the first kill, right?

>>9119475
Why would you say that?

>>9119491
Everything owned and controlled by players when the lose are exiled.

>>9119498
Well, you just took out 2-3 players.

>>9119475

Yeah, the point was that it took out three guys at once. It was only a four-player game, so... It was a game-winning move.

This wasn't even intended. It's actually a LEVELER deck that I tossed a couple of Phages into for giggles.

I got giggles.

>>9119547
>Leveller
>deck
wat.jpg

>>9119161

Read the friendly card.

>>9119551
SHIT

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

>>9119561
You can make decent decks from them.

>>9119561

Here's the idea. It's a goofy deck and not a serious competing one, just one I get a kill with sometimes and get to go "haha I can't believe that worked".

1. Have Endless Whispers.
2. Play Leveler. Lose your deck.
3. Sac Leveler, choose opponent.
4. At end of turn, that opponent gets Leveler, loses their deck.
5. Their turn starts, OOPS WHERE DID MY DECK GO

I know it has a lot of holes in it. That's why it's just for fun.

>>9119603
How?

>>9119607
For one.

This is one I found here. Love it

Shit guys, found a few more I missed. First one is a mindslaver alt

Hard as hell to pull off but I've actually made it work a couple of times (usually by staying under the radar in a multiplayer game).

I've gotten a few good "wait... WHAT?"s out of this.

>>9119737

>Meloku, the Clouded Win Condition

I stopped reading about here. :P

Archive this shit.

This bitch.

>>9119645
Goddamnit I hate this fucking card. It's the worst goddamn thing to play against, because unless you happen to have something in your hand when it goes off, that's it, you're screwed.

>>9119755

Meloku is such a fucking badass. Won me hundreds of games back then.

>>9119716
How do you not deck yourself?

>>9119820
Nevermind, I'm retarded. I didn't notice it said "up to"

>>9118363
>>9118363
>>9118363

>>9119820

>then you draw UP TO four cards

I choose to draw 0. This is valid.

>>9119863
Yeah, I reread it. Pretty ingenious.

>>9119882

I thought so. ^.^

Working on my next one... It took me a while to get it right, but it's a fun one.

>>9117705
>canbeonlyone.jpg

Scythe+Crypt Rats.

It's still sort of a work in progress deck even now (I built it when Scythe first came out), but I mostly just play this with Tainted lands and lots of black "you lose life, I gain life" stuff to stay above water.

>>9118705
I should do this shit against allies.

>>9118926
My friend does this. all the time.

>>9118363
What are the rules on infinite loops (not indefinitely large loops)?
Does it break when the opponent hits zero or does it force a stalemate?

>>9120075
If the loop has no end, and can't be ended by any player, and no player dies, the game is a draw.

ARCHIVE FOR THE FUTURE

Add a Krark's Thumb
if you're worried about sacing your own creatures
>>9120075
>>9120101
So buffer overflow then.

>>9120089
Use < instead of the ring

>>9118363

If I ever see this IRL I will punch the fucker I don't give a shit if it isn't even my table. I would punch him and yell CUT THAT SHIT OUT as I did it.

I mad.

>>9120171
.... U MAD

Thanks for the combos, bros!
Now I just need to work some of them into a deck together! Hee hee hee!

>>9120248
*slap*

>>9120248
A combo you cannot get out by turn 3 is not a combo. It's a loss waiting to happen.

how this hasn't been posted yet?

i had twice got the perfect hand with this with my opponent going first and killed them on their first turn's upkeep.

>>9120310
It's an EDH thread, really...

If your gonna spend a gazillion mana on a combo might as well do it with a combo with the least number of cards to rely on. So ya know, most of the cards you raw can be mana to get them to work?

>>9118363

Probably unnecessary, but you could nail a Pariah and a Ragged Vein onto this? And do any spell that does damage to Stuffy Doll during the same turn instead of chancing your opponent snuffing the combo before you could tap the doll?

>>9120310

well fuck me in the beard, a 0 turn win

>>9120377
loss of life =/= damage dealt

>>9120377

Tap this to start it before you end your turn

WIN.

>>9120416

Oh really? :(

>>9120475
Damage causes loss of life, but loss of life does not cause damage.

>>9120310
Pardon my crippling case of the dumb, but could someone explain this to me?

>>9120377
stuffy doll can't be killed.

>>9120510

Right, but there are many ways to remove the Guilty Conscience on it.

I think Pariah + any land that does damage to you is sufficient to start it without chancing the removal of GS.

>>9120504
Your opponent goes first. This allows you to start with the Caverns. During his upkeep (as in, before he draws a card, or has a chance to do anything), you use Simian/Elvish Spirit Guides ability to get some mana.
Tap the caverns for a blue mana, and play Protean Hulk using Flash. The Hulk is promptly sacrificed when it comes into play, in which you search your library for four copies of Disciple of the Vault, Shifting Wall, and Phyrexian marauder.

The Walls and the Marauders die when they enter the battlefield. The Disciples trigger, causing a player to lose 32 life.

>>9120520
I would shake my opponents hand if he manages to pull that off, considering the insane amounts of mana it requires.

>>9120504

Gemstone Cavern comes into the game before it's even started.

Tap it for U and sac either one for R or G to play Flash.

Flash the Hulk into play paying 0 for it.

Sac the Hulk because of Flash's effect.

Hulk's effect comes turns on.

Summon 4 of the Disciples
4 of the Vaults
4 of the Marauders

Vaults and Marauders are 0/0 because you paid 0 mana for it and are immediately sent to the graveyard activating the Disciples.

You deal 32 damage because 8x4.

You win.

>>9120558
Well damn. I didn't read the hulk correctly, and thought it was a single creature with up to six power. Or CMC, I can't remember and I don't feel like scrolling all the way down, opening the picture, looking, closing the tab, and finishing this post.

>>9120577


that two mana is a bitch

>>9120520
1/1 Progenitor fail

>>9120310

four cards in an opening hand, with one of the four being swapable so its like 8 are in the deck, not bad for 0 turn.

That, and the combo of flash and the creature still works, so even if you don't get it on the hand draw you can drop a land and go for it on the first draw.

mono blue or blue/black or blue/green 'aint bad

>>9120635
More like twelve if I'm reading it correctly.

The point is to have Proggy on the field (which costs TEN MANA IN DIFFERENT COLORS), play Humility (that's an extra four mana, unless you are hoping he survives to the next round), and then play Otherworldy Journey followed by a Decree of Annihilation (on the same turn no less, for twelve mana).

Awesome combo, but kinda hard to pull off.

>>9120504

You get the blue (from the gemstone), and generic (from discarding one of those two creatures) to play Flash. Flash plays the green creature which dies and you put 4 cultists and 8 free artifact creatures into play (that counts as 4 cost for the 6 cost limit). The 8 instantly die for having no counters, and each cultist does 8 damage to your opponent.

They die before the first turn is played.

>>9120642

whooooops, fixed

>>9120722
Now that makes a bit more sense.

I'm tapped out of combos (get it?) shit is cash, hope its around tomorrow p.m.

Can someone post INFINITE SQUIRRELS?

>>9121132

>>9121132

You have a 1/256 chance of losing.

>>9121132

Tack on a Twincast for good measure + this baby.

The amount of time it would take to flip the coins approaches infinity.

>>9120709
>>9120558
>>9120587
But that makes for quite a one-trick deck that relies on having 3 specific cards in starting hand? Or rather 3 and fourth being one of two choices.

>>9121288
For the brief time this combo was legacy legal it just fucking dominated. If it doesn't win on Turn 0, it still is highly likely to win in a couple more turns.

>>9121288

Turn 0 is just an advantage, you can just as easily pull the combo off in Turn 1, or 2, etc.

>>9121288
There's really eight copies of Protean Hulk too, due to Summoner's Pact.

Rite of Replication + Knight of New Alara.

That is all.


(admittedly not on par with the listed combos but still good for trollfaces)