Try to remember if the Commander taught you anything about how -not- to unnerve/upset people.

Get some TANG.

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=FOUYltDtsG0&playnext_from=TL&videos=yIjw6eKS0PM

>>9212906

INVESTIGATE THAT SHIT

>>9212906
I hate you op. I really, really, really hate you.

Stare blankly at nearest sentient creature

>>9212906
Modify internal monologue to sound more hardboiled and gritty.

>>9212954
>Try to remember if the Commander taught you anything about how -not- to unnerve/upset people.

I do not recall Commander Ikari teaching me this. He appears to appreciate my presence and is not at all unnerved when I am around his being. Commander Ikari is indeed a leadership paragon--

"I'm going," suddenly interrupts my remembrance of Commander Ikari. The second children is leaving now--she is tearing off the bandages I have placed on her arm. I do not believe that is necessary. I keep my eyes focused on her as she wanders around my apartment, presumably searching for the exit.

>>9213038
I'll second that.

>>9213142

RIE, LOOK TO THE EAST!

>>9213140
Wat for her to finish leaving, then follow in a stealthy manner, and at a fair distance.
Do we have a wig? It might come in handy.
Also, bring a camera.

>>9213140

> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children
> The second children

>>9213175
I hate you more.

You shat on everything awesome that AM did.

>>9213140
But maybe she's injured!
You need to check. Tell her to undress.

>>9213208
The only bathroom of my apartment is located to the East. Looking in that direction assures me of this fact as the door to said room is clearly visible in my sight. I am not certain what this accomplished, however.

Pilot Soryu has located the exit and is now making her way to the door. I am now alone in the apartment once again. I think I shall continue reading.

>>9213310
No reading

Stare at the book

She's gone? Good. Let that massive fart loose now.

Listen to some Linken Park, feel bad about yourself.

>>9213342
The book is not staring back. I believe it may have something to do with inanimate objects lacking eyesight. However, I may need to confirm this piece of knowledge with Commander Ikari.

Several minutes pass, it is now 1500 hours. My object of literature has not initiated staring at my direction. I am beginning to feel this is a fruitless behavior.

+1 emotion point

>>9213378
I'd still hit her. And I mean "her", the way it acts it lost any right to be called man.

>>9213394

Find the Kraut

Stare at her instead

>>9213394

> The book is not staring back. I believe it may have something to do with inanimate objects lacking eyesight.

That's what the book wants us to think.

Keep staring.

>>9213394
pick on bedsores.

>>9213394

Touch the book

Touch the book

Lick the book

Lick the book

>>9213417
I am not familiar with the term Kraut. I do not understand why I this term appeared in my mind--perhaps I have a fever?

>>9213454
Not surprisingly, the book has not initiated starting yet. I feel it is hiding something from me but the pages reveal no uncertainty in its intention.

I think the the object firmly planted in my hand is indeed inanimate and is not capable of locking eyesight with me. I am somewhat disappointed by this new-found revelation. I should have asked pilot Soryu for guidance regarding this matter but she is no-longer located in my vicinity.

+1 emotion point

>>9213496

Lick the TV

>>9213496
test theory about book by finding and staring at a human, and see if they stare back

>>9213496
it's late, time for supper.

>>9213496
Shlick with Ikari's glasses.

>>9213496
>+1 emotion point
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9213394
Hmmm. Attempt to access imagination by considering how the book is likely to continue, then continue reading to confirm/deny your hypothesis.

>>9213526
no insertion, I hope, that shit's pointy

>>9213496

Eat the book

Practice smiling... Recall the position of your facial muscles when talking to the Commander, and attempt to emulate that.

>>9213496

Locate Pilot Ikari. Commence Incest.

cotcat left

>>9213601
It's not incest if we're probably different species. ...Or at least that's what Rei should be telling herself.

Our face is not adequate for smiling. Find a new one.

>>9213516
I do not have a TV placed in my residence. I find television to be draining on the eye-sight, specifically when applied to at extending periods of time. Commander Ikari revealed to me that once a human being is placed in front of a television, they will become addicted to the sight, wasting their lives on the pursuit of visual entertainment.

The prospects of such occurring have prevented me from locking eyesight with the strange creations of man. However, such power to command all to do one's bidding is also strangely attractive to me. I will converse with Commander Ikari on this subject at a near point in time.

>>9213639

This is true. Anyways, we should give top priority to ascertaining the location of Pilot Ikari and then commencing sexual intercourse with him. By force if required.

>>9213668

Think of the closest place that has a TV

Steal that TV

>>9213719

Major Katsuragi's apartment.

>>9213730

Go there

Steal the TV

>>9213751

This would also be an opportune time to ambush the second and/or third child for the purposes of intercourse.

>>9213668

Play the 2nd Impact equivalent of Halo.

Learn to talk smack in monotone.

Proceed to shock and awe everyone next sortie.

>>9213719
The nearest point which would reasonably contain a television device is the mini-mart, located only a number of blocks from my residence. I shall depart immediately; there is an unfamiliar feeling inside of my chest. I feel a sense I cannot quite understand as it slowly builds within me.

Perhaps this is happiness?

I have left my apartment complex. However, I have brought my reading material along with me. Perhaps it will come of use at an unexpected point in my strange journey. Otherwise, I do not see any valid reason to bring it along.

Major Katsuragi's apartment is further than the mini-mart and I do not have in my possession the keys to her residence. Perhaps I should re-think my advance?

I can see a few human beings lock their eyes on to my person. Their looks seem that of curiosity. Or perhaps they are simply content with gazing in my direction. I do not yet know.

+1 emotion point
Equipment: important book, school uniform

>>9213781
>>9213730
Popular culture suggests that alcohol is important for this. Steal the beer too.

>>9213830

Ask them:

"The fuck are you looking at?"

>>9213830
stare down the humans looking at me.

>>9213846
Don't forget to smile!

>>9213830
Make sure you remembered your shoes, and whatever post Second-Impact Tokyo uses for currency (I assume the Commander provides a small allowance of money for sustenance purposes)

>>9213846
Indeed. It appears I will now head in the direction of Major Katsuragi's apartment. Perhaps the strange liquid-like contraption the Operation Director is fond of, may have other interesting properties for me to discover.

>>9213851
>>9213860
>>9213834
C-C-C-C-COMBO

I recall the time when I am with Commander Ikari, stretching the sides of my mouth with each hand. I believe this is satisfactory for the current situation.

"What you looking at?" I question those who were looking at me. They are no-longer looking at me.
I am not certain if this is the desired outcome of my behavior. Perhaps I should have acted more resolute in my inquiry. It shall be a lesson for another encounter.

Those visible in my line of sight are now dispersing as I continue to fixate my eyes in their direction. I sense they are troubled by my behavior. Have I done something wrong?

-1 emotion point

>>9214013
> It appears I will now head in the direction of Major Katsuragi's apartment.

No, go to the minimart

>>9214013

It's all right. Continue to Major Katsuragi's. Get hold of that strange liquid. Drink.

>>9214013
...Don't smile until you're able to do it without using your hands. What would the Commander think of you using a technique you have yet to master?

>>9214013
>Just a friendly tip OP, it would help move the quest along if you would post faster.

>>9214013
When we reach Major Katsuragi's apartment, we should attempt to gain entry via ringing the doorbell. It is likely that at least one member of the household is at home, assuming we do not run across Pilot Soryu on our way back. Judging from her state at our apartment and the manner in which she acted, she appears to be both intoxicated and disorientated. Should we run across her, we could well utilize her to gain access to her dwelling.

>>9214013

Purchase TV from shop, take it back to our room

If we don't have sufficient currency, ask the storekeeper to give us a "your store won't get crushed by a giant monster" discount

TEA TIME

>>9214191

It's pronounced "Teh-ah-tim-eh".

>>9214052
>>9214098
It appears that I am conflicted as to which direction I need to travel. However, I think I have already made the decision to travel to Major Katsuragi's residence and I shall follow this route of action. Lest I squander my time more.

I have traveled for an indeterminate amount of time but the object of my search is upon me. The door to the Katsuragi residence towers before me. I believe Commander Ikari warned me to intake more calcium or I remain at my current centimeter-lacking measurement of height.

I have knocked on the door and it soon opens to reveal the face of one Shinji Ikari. The third children and the pilot of Evangelion Unit 01. He greets me in a mixture of some unknown expression, seemingly at a loss for words.

"H-hi Rei...," Commander Ikari's son finally manages out. It appears he only now returned to the apartment--or perhaps he was now leaving, as his shoes would indicate.

>>9214168
Practice our smile again. Fellow NERV members will not flee us.

>>9214622
Or maybe just try not to frown.

>>9214619
Offer greetings. Inquire as to location of the beer.

>>9214622
>>9214649
C-C-C-C-COMBO

I smile at the boy. However, I may require more practice as pilot Ikari's expression may indicate. Perhaps I should have used my hands once again to allow the same feeling?

He returns the likely-awkward smile to me, inching his way back inside the apartment. I cannot immediately spot the television, or the intoxicants from my current vantage point, specifically as the boy's body blocks-out my view.

"W-would you like to come in?" It appears pilot Ikari is beckoning for me to come inside. It does not, however, appear that he is fully comfortable in my presence. I am uncertain on how to proceed.

Go inside. Ask where the beer is located.
The TV can wait. It isn't going anywhere.
Yet.

kill pilot ikari, wear his skin

>>9214753
Inquire as to whether he was just about to leave or not.

Wander the wastelands, kill super mutants, acquire currency.

>>9214753
Go inside.

>>9214832
I nod silently, following pilot Ikari inside the Katsuragi residence. He has brought me inside what I believe to be called the living room--I can clearly see the television instrument. Its sight is somewhat captivating to me and I can feel the unfamiliar-yet-expected sensation building within.

"I would like a refreshment," I state to the third children. He seems to take a glance in my direction as I stand, waiting for his response. I follow his movements with my gaze as he approaches the refrigerator--

"Ok. What would you like?"
"Beer."

There is a silence which washes over the room. It does not appear that pilot Ikari registered my request and thus I repeat again, "I would like beer."

He seems uncertain.

>>9215009
go to refrigerator, take 2 beers. Drink one, and force pilot ikari to drink the other

>>9215009
"... Is there a problem?"

i wonder how low our alcohol tolerance is?

State that you will accept responsibility for any consequences. Also state that, since beer brings Misato so much joy, you would like to test it's effect on yourself.

>>9215034
I approach the refrigerator, locking eyes with pilot Ikari once again. He takes a step away as I open the large, item-holding device, and retrieve what I believe to be two holdings of the beer.

Each is very cold to the touch, likely a result of an extending cooling period inside the refrigerator. I hand the other drink to pilot Ikari, who hesitantly extends a hand to grasp it, still overtaken in uncertainty.

I glance toward my holding of the beer. There is a peculiar cap on the top, perhaps a mechanism of some sort? I am unfamiliar with the contraption nor the method of its activation. Perhaps it is a puzzle? Commander Ikari will likely have the solution.

>>9215094
Spout technobabble about sync ratios or something.

>>9215217

Use a knife to make a makeshift hole in the beer

No puzzle can slow Rei down

>>9215217
lets try messing around with it to see if it does anything

>>9215217
Pilot Ikari may know the solution. Ask him. And smile

Ask him how you open it.
Then open it.
Then smell the beer.
Then take a drink.
Try not to puke if we don't like it.

>>9215261
He did seem to have trouble smiling. Perhaps the two of us can practice.

This cannot end well. Someone as morbidly depressive as Shinji has no business drinking. I say he will end up crying uncontrollably, in a ball. at best.

>>9215217

After we've both had a few beers, let the reiping commence!

>>9215246
>>9215254
C-C-C-C-COMBO

"I am at a loss to prevent further degradation of the psycho-somatic barrier which supports my connection to this small piece of the material world. I shall now execute counter-hostilities." I am not quite certain what it is that I have said. Pilot Ikari looks even more uncertain. Imitating Ritsuko Akagi is rather difficult when one is not Ritsuko Akagi. Though, perhaps that is the point of all imitation,

"Wha...?" The third children draws-out a gasp.

I do not hesitate, retrieving the knife from the near-by table, forcefully impaling the beer container. There are bubbles forming around the point of penetration. Pilot Ikari's eyes have increased in size--perhaps pilot Ikari is attempting a better look?

I may have succeeded in activating the beer-defense mechanism.

>>9215412
consume beer, relish victory!

LET US CONSUME THE INNARDS OF OUR VANQUISHED FOE!

Drink Beer.
Offer Ikari the knife.

>>9215412

CHUG CHUG CHUG the blood of out defeated foe

>>9215389
>reiping

picture related

>>9215412
Offer the can to Shinji. Open another for yourself in the same manner.

>>9215431
I press the small container against my lips, tasting the strange contents as bubbles form around my mouth--

"It is unpleasant."

It is unpleasant, downright repulsive. I do not enjoy it. I set the container on the table, along with the knife I have retrieved earlier. I shall refrain from further activities that involve the beer.

Pilot Ikari is laughing. It is a strange display of emotion. I do not understand. However, he seems genuinely happy--I find his display comforting in an odd manner. I am unsure of how I should really feel.

+1 emotion point

REI USE YOUR PINT OF BLOOD TECHNIQUE

DROWN THEM IN THEIR OWN INNARDS!

>>9215544
make ikari consume beer. And dance for you

>>9215544

Drinking beer must please him

Drink all the liquid, then crush the empty can against out head for we saw Whatshername do it once.

>>9215544
What a strange noise. It seems a friendly one though. Perhaps we can imitate it better than facial expressions.

>>9215524

>>9215560
I do not possess this technique. The television, I will now find it--

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>>9215710

Shit, I think we got TV'd.

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Well... that was weird. Shinji just witnessed Rei take a knife and stab a beer bottle. Why someone would do this is a mystery probably best left unexplored. The boy in question is now standing inside the kitchen with a cold beer in his hand, still amused by Rei's strange antics. Moisture slowly gathers on his fingertips as his fingers gently cup the object.

It appears Rei just returned to the living room and is now examining the...television? Shinji is not too weirded out by this; after all, this is Rei we're talking about. She even tried to smile at him today! Although, that was more of a really strange grin... Oh well, at least Asuka is not around to ruin the moment. Or beat him up.

----------PAUSE SCREEN-------------

>>9215762
BAD END

>>9215710
Tell Shinji to join you. Force him to if he refuses

FLYYYY MY TO THE MOOOOOOOON
AND LET ME PLAAAAY AMONG THE STAAAARS
WOOP DEEE DOOOOOP

>>9215808

take knife from Rei

Use knife on wrists

>>9215871
Dying alone is horrible.
Rei can lead the way.

>>9215825
Would it be acceptable to end every Adeptus Evangelion session by playing this song?

>>9216051

Presumably.

>>9216051
You're implying we don't.