OH GOD

FUCKING DRACOLICH

FUCK MAN, WE DEAD

>>9255012

Leave. Leave as quickly as we can!

How about we RUN.

RUN AWAAAAAAY

Hide in Sarah's backpack.

>>9255108
>>9255110
>>9255123

You hop off of Sarah's head, gold coin clenched between your jaws, and dart towards the stairwell. "Maws!" She cries, running after you, as the rest of the party prepares to engage the behemoth.

help from a safe distance

>>9255147
Go back to Sarah. This party took down our mother with not a scratch on them. I think they got this.

>>9255147
Lead Sarah to safety. The barbarian and paladin have this, otherwise better that the adoptive one live than a TPK ensue.

>>9255201

Turning around, you hop back into Sarah's arms, and she unceremoniously drops you in her pack, before returning to the party. Oglar is smashing any part of the creature that comes close, Rolf is swinging his giant axe with a fury, Sam... Sam is nowhere to be seen, but Sarah seems to be chanting something, as the creature, roaring and clawing at the building, continues its assault.

>>9255261

Is there anything at all we can do? If not just stay with Sarah. If there's anything we see coming for us, make sure she does not come to harm!

>>9255409

As you watch, one of the creature's claws comes tumbling down, crashing through the roof and the floor below, leaving a hole about twenty feet long. Suddenly, vines begin springing out of the walls of the inn, wrapping around the dracolich with increasing speed. After a few moments, tremendous vines are holding the creature to the ground, and the rest of the party hurries over to Sarah, the strain of containing the beast obvious on her face.

"Do you have it?" She grunts to Oglar, and he nods, pulling a scroll out of his armor.

>>9255475
Eat the scroll.

>>9255475

! Just stay inside then, don't disturb Sarah.

What scroll is that?

rolled 9 = 9

>>9255475
Look at him inquisitively, attempting to get him to say what type of scroll it is. Rolling for effectiveness.

>>9255496

Oglar unfolds the scroll, which bears what looks like a handprint on it. He places his hand against the print on the paper, mutters something, the paper begins to glow, and then suddenly the glow is everywhere, and it feels like you're falling.

>>9255489
This. Absorb its power.

clamber out of the pack up to Sarah's shoulder, adopting a defensive posture and hiss as menacingly as we can at the dracolich. Attempt to lend Sarah our support.

>>9255535

This. Wait, we're falling?

>>9255554
probably a scroll of teleport

>>9255554
>>9255577

Finally, after what seems like an eternity, the light fades and the falling sensation stops, as reality swims back into focus. You're in a room carved from granite, lit by torches and filled with barrels.

Well, the way I sees it, one of two things just happened:

THe party was tricked into killing our mother, which the evil lich/wizard had planned for so that he could raise her as a horrible undead abomination

or

These guys have some really silly-powerful enemies.

Either way, tremble uncontrollably. We need to get bigger fast.

>>9255620

Look around. Is the room a simple one? Well furnished? And what's in the barrels?

Also, how do we grow then?

GODDAMIT I WAS LATE TO DRAGON QUEST

also, look around at surroundings. I'm assuming this is the party's hideout.

Lots of Time+Food=Growth
We must kill more owlbears

>>9255694

The barrels are large, and most seem to be leaking. The torches are burned down low, and you can tell that this place has been abandoned for a while. Oglar sighs, removing his helmet, as he walks towards a set of stairs at the far end of the room. "Come on guys, we need to get set up before Zohrn locates us again."

>>9255620
Exit the bag and look around. Also, we need to apologize to Sarah somehow for ditching her like a coward.

>>9255747

Investigate the barrels. Also, yes, apologise to Sarah.

Set up for what? Actually, do we have any capacity for communication?

>>9255747
Any entrances and exits? Also, relative size of room and contents of the barrels?

>>9255640
>>9255640
The way I see it: the party killed our mother because they were told the phylactery of a lich (who I'm assuming was an enemy of theirs) was in her hoard. That lich is the dracolich.

>>9255757
We're a fuckin baby. Sure, we can take down the odd bear or two, but a goddamn dracolich with teeth bigger than a person?

If she holds that moment of weakness against us, than fuck these people.

>>9255757
>>9255769
>>9255774

You nuzzle Sarah by way of an apology, as the party moves towards the back of the room. The barrels smell like fermented fruits and vegetables, and the only exit you can see is the stairwell leading downwards that the party is approaching.

>>9255789

She did save our life, feed us, protect us, and nurture us. We already lost/abandoned one mother, no reason to do it again.

Also if we had enough balls to kill an owlbear at 1 day old, we had enough balls to at least stand our ground.

>>9255805
Is the stairwell lit? If it's not or if it's dim, lets glow a bit to be useful/exercise our....electric.....glands?

>>9255836

Good idea this. Also, just hang around with Sarah and follow her.

>>9255807
Eh, theres a difference between a owlbear and an immortal undead dragon a few hundred thousand times our size. i think we were brave enough just coming back.

>>9255836
>>9255844

Oglar takes one of the torches from the wall and leads the way downwards, deeper and deeper into the earth. From the flickering flames, you can see that the walls have been carved in intricate detail.

rolled 17 = 17

>>9255867
Can we discern anything from the carvings/understand them? Or are they purely decorational?

>>9255867
Scribbles? Pictures? Designs?

Anything we can make out about them?

>>9255888

The carvings seem to depict the rise and prosperity of some dwarven kingdom.

>>9255867
Oglar's a dwarf right? Could this be his home?

>>9255899

Read and remember what we can. Look inquisitively at Sarah, see if she knows anything about this place.

rolled 7 = 7

Quickly, we must grow a beard so as to blend in!

Rollan

Also, is sam back?

Were are hungry, chirp "Hungry" loudly. This seems an effective method of been fed

try and speak again, recent trauma is a great motivator!

>>9255919

Sarah strokes your head absentmindedly, hurrying to keep up with Oglar. "Oglar, you said-" "I know what I said." He responds curtly. "But what about the-" "We don't have a choice, Sarah."

>>9255931

Sam is back, and his pack is fairly bulging with stolen loot.

rolled 12 = 12

>>9255938
Eh... I highly doubt that dragons are welcome in Dwarven halls, which I would say where we are.
Rolling to remember that Dwarves are subterranean.

>>9255970
Is there enough space in the stairwell/corridor/hallway to fly?

If so, lets fly up to Oglar and try to get some info out of him.

>>9255999

There really isn't room (Rolf is being forced to bend over to fit in the corridors), but Oglar is right next to Sarah, so you can hop over onto him if you want.

Something tells me the party isn't exactly welcome in this place...?

>>9255999
I doubt that's wise, Oglar may well be an exceptional openminded dwarf.

>>9256025
To continue, there's probably other dwarves here, who I doubt take kindly to dragons.

>>9256018
Would he be upset if we did this?

What he said sounded rather ominous, so it'd be good to gather as much info about where we are and what's going on from people "in the know".

>>9256035

This is a good idea. If we're not welcome, then at least we should hide somewhere like in a backpack.

>>9256035
Out of curiosity, how exactly do you plan to drill him for info?

Sit on dwarves head. He's clearly in charge.

>>9255970
This is sounding all kinds of ominous.

>>9256046
How we've always tried to: looking quizzically and making noises.

Goddammit we need to learn how to talk.

As the party continues to walk, the passage starts to level out, and up ahead, you can make out a doorway that leads to a much larger area.

>>9256046
try and speak, maybe near-death experiences help us grow.

>>9256068
is our vision better/worse than human/dorf/elf/halfling?

As we continue down the passage does the story the carvings tell change?

>>9256068

Look around and try to understand what we're seeing. Also, in case it's populated, it would be best to err on the side of caution and keep as low a profile as possible.

>>9256069

Roll a d20.

>>9256081

You have pretty good vision, at least as good as that of anyone here, if not better.

>>9256089

The story does indeed change, the inscriptions growing less detailed and more sloppy, as the carvings depict a civilization declining with increasing speed.

>>9256068

Would it be possible to get a full sensory report as we exit the tunnel? What we see, smell hear etc.

rolled 19 = 19

Rollan

>>9256117

Rolling.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9256117
Attempting to speak roll.

rolled 18 = 18

>>9256117
rollan for speakan
also, if successful say Sarah first.

>>9256131

Hooray!

>>9256117
Can we tell the cause of the civilizations decline?

>>9256131
WE COMMON NOW

Mmh, dems some good roll

>>9256117
...Become apprehensive about where we are going.

rolled 1 = 1

Guys.
Leaky barrels of a variety of booze.
All the walls are engraved.
Deep as fuck.

Oglar's dorf fort tantrum spiraled to death.

say Sarah or mommy, whichever is cuter.

>>9256147
This could be important. If something destroyed this place it could still be around.

>>9256147

Apparently, the dwarves dug too greedily and too deep, releasing something that laid waste to their underground kingdom. The carvings of this event are very faint and sketchy, but a short ways farther down the wall, the carvings depict the creature being struck down and imprisoned.

>>9256131

You are beginning to grasp the rudiments of how to speak.

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>>9256206
say either Sarah! or Mommy! to Sarah.

>>9256206
Typical dwarves. Although, if they managed to imprison it, there could be survivors. Also, have we reached the larger area?

And can we actually say anything yet, or just make slightly more intelligible noises?

>>9256218
>sge
There's like 3 quest threads on the front page. A post with a bad reaction image won't change anything.

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>>9256218
We've attracted a sagefag! This is a mark of honor, it means the quest is so awesome the trolls can't bear to hide the thread because they want to know what happens next!

>>9256218
Welcome! I see you enjoy quest threads as well!

Keep watchful. And yes, try calling Sarah.

>>9256232

You chirp up "Mommy!" and Sarah gasps, holding onto you tightly. "You can talk already?! Oh, you're such a smart boy, Maws!"

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>>9256250
Only good thing about /tg/, why dont' you make a war hammer thread and watch it turn to shit worse than most quest threads?

>>9256271
Smile at her and nuzzle her, then turn to Oglar and try to say his name in a manly fashion.

Turn to Rolf and say Dick.

>>9256272
Oh look, you finally learned how to spell "sage" !
Polite sage due to not contributing anything.

>>9256256
>>9256260

christ, don't feed the troll. you're wasting valuable post space in this thread.

also, are we finally at the larger space? just keep with sarah. hopefully the dwarves will- wait, she's an elf, isn't she? this won't end well.

>>9256288

She squeals happily, petting you as Oglar leads the way into the larger cavern. You can immediately see that the cavern is a vast dome, with a hole in the center take up the vast majority of the room. You can't make out how deep it is.

Mommy? What kind of faggotass first words are that?

STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD

Say: "I've been saying that a whole day woman, stop been suprised"

>>9256206
oh shit glowing pits in the adamantine

>>9256312

Is there anyone else other than the party?

And yes, try to say Oglar's name. Ask him 'where?'

>>9256312
Try to gauge the expressions of the party in order to better understand what might be happening.

I wonder if the Dracolich was the imprisoned creature, and it somehow broke free.

Ask if a phylactery is a food, we still need clarification.

Ask for food.

>>9256312
Stay alert, that chasm could be hiding something ugly.

>>9256353
This is true. It is an important question. Or have we not progressed much beyond words we have already heard, and they're associated meanings?

>>9256344

Oglar ignores you, as the party walks around the edge of the pit, towards a piece of rock jutting out over it.

>>9256352

Sam and Rolf look like they're not sure what's going on, while Oglar looks tense, and Sarah looks very, very worried.

>>9256353

Roll to pronounce it.

rolled 13 = 13

ROLLAN FOR TALKAN

>>9256408
"Retard"

Actually, eating the phylactery isn't a bad idea. The things are notoriously hard to destroy, but dragons can digest practically anything. (Including powerful magical items.)

>>9256447
And then it the lich starts reviving before the phylactery is digested, turning us into a lich.

>>9256447
We don't know where the phylactery is, or even what it is at this point. We know the party is battling a Dracolich, and that a wizard had pointed them at our Mother's lair in hopes of finding the phylactery.

"Oglar, there has to be another way! The chances of this working are so low that-" Oglar cuts Sarah off abruptly. "This is our only shot, Sarah. Can you think of anything that's got the same capabilities as this?"

rolled 4 = 4

>>9256399
if you aren't counting the other roll then here ya go

CURSED ARTIFACT ALERT
CURSED ARTIFACT ALERT

>>9256399
So Sam and Rolf probably haven't been here before, while Oglar clearly has. Sarah might have either been here or possesses knowledge of this place.

>>9256499
This looks important, let's be quiet and respectful for a bit.

>>9256499
Do we possess the ability to Detect Magic?

ancient sealed monster vs dracolich?

>>9256499
It's a good thing we bonded to Sarah, she seems to be one of the more powerful and knowledgeable members of the party.

>>9256525
>>9256544

You don't need special abilities to detect the levels of magic emanating from the pit.

As Oglar leads the way out across the platform that spans the chasm, you can feel the air fairly humming with spells. At the edge of the platform is what looks like some sort of console.

>>9256576
Seriously, we hit the jackpot here. Powerful, big tits, cute, and loves us to death.

Anywho, quietly try to ask Sarah what's going on.

>>9256590

a 'console'?

>>9256605
focus on the quiet bit, and if she hushes us stay silent.

>>9256590
Can we detect any strong feelings or emotions from the pit.

Like, oh i dunno, EVIL?

>>9256607
masterwork lever engraved with images of buttons and covered in leather spikes.

>>9256629

You can detect some very powerful urge, but it takes you a while to realize what it is - Hunger. A hunger unlike anything you've ever felt before.

Arriving at the console, Oglar pulls a small bag out of his armor, and an ornate, silver key off of a string around his neck.

Wait for one of the party members to say or do something, don't want to end up as the pet that only the owner likes.

rolled 9 = 9

>>9256672
Try saying "I'm hungry!"

>>9256672
Be silent and wait until we get out of here to ask for food. Watch Oglar put the key into the console to see what happens.

We feel hungry from looking into the void?

Shit.

Try to control the hunger, don't let it show!

>>9256672
Well this sounds especially terrifying. Gigantic, magically sealed pit possibly containing an entity that nearly wiped out a dwarven kingdom that radiates an ubelievable sense of hunger?

Crap.

>>9256672
a hunger greater than WE have felt?
That's a pretty god damned substantial hunger.

Subtly apologies to Sarah for interrupting everything, but say your extremely hungry all of a sudden, not like anything before

>>9256703

He hands Sarah a scroll, as she rubs her hands together nervously. "Oglar, you could fall if you do this! Think of your vows! Think of all the evil that could come of this decision!"

He ignores her, dipping the key in the small bag, and withdrawing it, covered in what looks like bonemeal.

>>9256747
Was about to chime in and say "ain't Oglar a paladin?". Shouldn't he not be doing anything evil blahblah?

>>9256747
Tell Oglar to be careful.

>>9256747

....

We should just shut the hell up and be ready to run. Before we die or something.

>>9256747

GAH, SO HUNGRY...

"Food.. PLEASE!" (1d20 roll)

>>9256771
warnin sounds nice

>>9256781

"As soon as we know it worked, activate the scroll." Oglar says, key in hand. "Got it?" He asks, looking at Sarah. She appears close to tears. "Oglar, I... I..." "GOT IT?" He asks again, and she goes silent, nodding. "Alright then." he says, and with just a moment's hesitation, jams the key into the corresponding slot on the console, and twists it.

Immediately, you can hear the sound of chains rapidly moving, retracting into the platform.

rolled 10 = 10

>>9256857
Say the word "explain", hope someone responds to us.

>>9256857

Hug Sarah around the neck and comfort her.

>>9256911

I second this, ROLL FOR A BETTER CHANCE

>>9256931

Roll goes in the e-mail field, silly.

Attempt to maintain intestinal fortitude.

Quit being such fags, time to MAN UP.

>>9256931
>>9256911
>>9256928

You hug Sarah around the neck, trying to ask what's going on, but she ignores you, hand poised to open the scroll, as something heavy lands at the bottom of the pit, shaking the cavern. You can hear it flexing its limbs, snapping its jaws, and in general getting reacquainted with its body.

>>9256970
Be a hardass and roar at it. Try not to interrupt Sarah's dealing with the scroll though.

>>9256970
Brace ourselves for extreme terror at whatever hell beast comes out of the pit.

>>9257012

This sounds advisable. Well, just brace ourselves. Something's just been raised.

>>9256672
...Now seems an excellent time to test our ability to curl up to as small a ball as possible.

Cautiously peek over the edge of the pit.

>>9257041
>>9257012
>>9257021
combine these

>>9257012
Terror? MAN UP FAGGOT.

>>9256970
For some reason I suspect Oglar won't be making the return trip... Study his reaction.

>>9257072
If we can do anything, yes. But first let's see what we're up against.

>>9257004
>>9257012
>>9257021

Oglar holds his hand at the ready. "Wait... Wait..." Suddenly, a boulder the size of the house impacts the part of the platform connecting the end to the rim of the cavern. "NOW!" he yells, as the group begins to fall into the pit, and Sarah slams her palm into the center of the parchment. The cavern glows brightly, blinding you, and a split-second later the group lands on their asses in the middle of a forest.

>>9257092

Are we still hungry?

>>9257092
Oglar included?

>>9257092

What the....

Look around again. Is this a familiar forest?

Then check if Sarah is okay. And the others too.

>>9257092
So that which was imprisoned has been released once again. By a Paladin. Who thought that this was an appropriate move. Just what the fuck are we up against?

>>9257092
so confus

so hungry

>>9257121
secondin

>Sarah, Rolf
Ed, Edd & Eddy...

So we have a dracolich AAANNNDD whatever we just fucked with?

>>9257144
they'll probably ally or some shit.

>>9257148

Ah yes, inb4 that happens.

>>9257144
To be fair we're going to grow up into a giant Eel Dragon that can shoot lightening, fly, and presumably go underwater. It'd be too easy if we were just fighting against a generic lich.

>>9257092
If we show any signs of sentience, will we still count as a 'pet'?

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>>9257092
so its >>9256572


but how is it useful to them? i am no expert but dont ancient sealed evils tend to fuck up everything in general, not the thing you want them to?

>>9257170
she's a druid, we can be a companion.

>>9257170
Druids don't keep pets, just aminal friends/partners/etc

The rest though...malign sentience would probably be the deal breaker.

>>9257116

Yes.

>>9257121

No, and Sarah's fine.

Rolf, dazed, looks over at Oglar, who looks shaken. "What the fuck did you just do, man?" The dwarf gets to his feet, lighting his pipe and leaning against a tree.

"I released the only thing that can stop Zohrn."

Looks to me they are choosing the more manageable evil.

>>9257196
capable of killing the one you can't kill =/= more manageable.

>>9257195
Pull out a monocle (or acquire one), don it and say,
"Afternoon, gentlemen."
If we don't have a monocle, find a hat. Or make one out of leaves or something, because these guys are obviously retards with swords and magic. If we don't help them, I doubt we'll survive.

>>9257195
...Okay is Zohm like on his way towards being the next Vecna or what?

rolled 15 = 15

>>9257195
"Who Zohrn?"

Hopefully keeping our speech simple and shorter will be easier to say and be adorable.

>>9257196
But we didn't feel evil, just hunger. Tarrasque?

>>9257195
Ask if a Zohrn was the big skeleton dragon from earlier. Also, ask if a phylactery is a food.

rolled 15 = 15

>>9257196
We take the time to pantomime the following items:

1. We do not like this.

2. That's rather narrow thinking of the dwarf, no offense.

3. WE ARE DESPERATELY HUNGRY.

4. Where are we?

>>9257231

Sarah looks down at you, and starts to cry, holding you tightly.

"Zohrn... Zohrn is a very, very bad man, Maws..." She rasps between sobs, as Rolf looks at Oglar suspiciously. "What was in that pit, Oglar?"

Determine status of the party. Anyone missing? Dead?.........Fallen?

>>9257265
Ask 'Worse than Zohm?'

>>9257265
Comfort Sarah while listening to Oglar. Thank the gods that someone else is asking questions since we're still a couple days off from full speech.

>>9257274

Ah yes, does the paladin look distraught as if the DM-God said "YOU FALL! MUAHAHAHA!"?

>>9257298

Yes, this is a good sign. And comfort Sarah. Look concerned about Oglar too, really.

What can we eat, or what can we not eat? We could try hunting or foraging on our own for a while.

>>9257265
Something along the lines of ZALGO, i'll bet.
Or The Tarresque.
Either or.

>>9257298

Oglar sighs, looking at Rolf. "Are you... Familiar with the legend of the Tarrasque?"

>>9257330

Knew it.

>>9257330

*facepalm*

Well, continue listening then.

Also, those are some badass dwarves if they managed to keep a Tarrasque down. Khazad-dum couldn't handle a Balrog!

>>9257330

Knew it! >>9257235

rolled 11 = 11

>>9257330
Nod.
"Big eaty meanie!"

>>9257330
Tarrasque regenerates forever. UNLIMITED MEAT WORKS.

>>9257330
HAH! CALLED IT!

>>9257330
Don't suppose we have a convenient racial memory of what that is, huh?

>>9257390
Was about to say, we were born yesterday.

1. get bigger/more dangerous
2. eat tarrasque
3. ???
4. Profit

>>9257358

Moria was full of pussies.

Rolf has obviously NOT heard of the Tarrasque, as his face remains blank.

Sighing, Oglar begins to explain. "It's big, it eats anything it can find, and it's impossible to kill, short of getting the gods themselves involved. BUT, I believe that I've been able to give it a craving for Zohrn's bones, and while he fights it, we should have time to prepare to deal with it when it inevitably defeats him."

party is made of fail, they summoned a tarrasque to kill a dracolich. overkill.

>>9257417
Inb4 tarrasque lich.

>>9257417
Unless he's powerful enough to do the smart thing and flee to another plane of existence, leaving us up shit creek.

>>9257417

Oh, you mean- wait, so the bonemeal was from Zohrn?

Dear me. Look at Sarah and see how she feels at the retelling. She knows about this, of course, but...

>>9257454
note that it is an xbox hueg dracolich.

rolled 2 = 2

>>9257417

"I can help"

Puff up our chests and look eager. It looks like we're their biggest shot and subduing it, they'd be fools not to see the potential we have.

rolled 14 = 14

Try to say:
"What if Zohn teleports away?"

>>9257417
Wait, even if the tarrasque dose want to eat Zohrn, won't it still eat everything between itself and Zohrn as well?

>>9257465
>>9257482

Oglar looks over at you, as Sarah holds you tight. "He can't go anywhere - At this point, unless he generates his own plane of existence, there's nowhere that'll be willing to take a man with his record."

SNUGGLE IN CLEAVAGE
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>>9257509

That's probably why Sarah had doubts about letting it loose. Tarrasque would probably eat half the world trying to eat Zohrn.

That would present interesting possibilities for a full-grown dragon though.

>>9257515
say that we'll just get big and eat the tarrasque for them.

We need to learn kung-fu as soon as possible. Magic too if we're capable.

>>9257515

'Maws hungry. Maws must grow bigger, fast.'

>>9257519
You may be a sage fag, but you have a sound plan of action. Do this!

>>9257519
I like this idea, good post. :D

Oh!

Stop with all the "waht if?" question, it's already done so we may as well just go with it. Worst case scenario we just need to make sure we can fly/swim faster than the Tarrasque.

>>9257559

AH YES, WE MUST LEARN KUNG-FU!

>>9257579
see if anyone in the party knows. Likely candiates are Sam and Rolf.

*if asking about kung-fu is too silly, ask about learning to fight or learning magic.

>>9257594
If Sam knows, that'd be handy. Shouldn't be two much longer before we're big enough to spar with him.

Sarah stands up, holding onto you tightly, as she glares at Oglar. "Well, we'd better get started, shouldn't we?" With that, she walks into the forest, carrying you with her, as the rest of the party reluctantly follows.

meh, become swordsage.

1. Learn Druid magic from Sarah.
2. Eat, grow up and gain innate Sorcerer casting levels.
3. ???
4. Eat the Tarrasque.

>>9257633

Hey Goblin, can we get a report on how large we are atm?

And that is where we'll end for today, gents. Tommorrow: Timeskip several years into the future, in the midst of Tarrasque-preparations.

>>9257678
Sounds good, will we get to pick what we decided to practice and/or specialize in during that time?